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  1. Re:One sterp forwards... on Prime Minister to French Government: Favor FOSS Wherever Possible · · Score: -1

    what to do with the agency created to apply the 3-strike law

    Dynamite the building, behead the managing staff, gas the employees, deport their families. Simple enough.

  2. Re:Pre-election laws on Brazilian Judge Orders 24-hour Shutdown of Google and Youtube · · Score: -1

    Of course. How else are you going to tell your guys to shoot the audience with automatic weapons?

  3. Re:Grass greener...over there. on Plans For Widespread Monitoring of Communication In Europe Revealed · · Score: -1

    The big ones are, however, the worst ones. Except the Scandinavian nations, mostly, but even little Belgium has massive amounts of African blood on its hands. France? It is, and always has been and will be, a wretched hive of racism and inequality. Britain? Imperialistic pieces of shit. Germans? Organized genocide. Spain, Portugal? Colonialist pieces of shit. Italy? Yes, even fun-loving Italians have proved enthusiastic genocide followers, and were the first modern nation to employ weapons of mass destruction on civilians (gas attacks in Ethiopia and Eritrea) and just loved mass executions. The average European is a vicious, rabid dog.

  4. Re:Just Ban Encryption - Has Already Started on Plans For Widespread Monitoring of Communication In Europe Revealed · · Score: -1

    Neither Napoleon nor Genghis Khan needed or required internal surveillance. Of course, you know nothing of history. Typical loserboy nerd.

  5. Get over it on Ask Slashdot: Gaming With Only One Hand? · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're a cripple now. Handicapped. Maimed. Less than what you used to be. Deal with it. You're worried about games? In more enlightened times the community would have cannibalized you and used the inedible parts of your carcass to make tools and clothing. You can still try and meet an honorable death by dousing yourself with cleaning alcohol, setting yourself on fire and jumping off a very tall building while screaming "watch out for the meteoooor".

  6. Sehr gut on Facebook Disables Face Recognition In EU · · Score: -1

    Zuckerberg and his untermenschliche associates must follow Aryan laws or our kamarad Obersturmbundesbahnfuehrer Heinrich Von Schutzstaffeln will send Totenkopf Death Kommando "Das Reich" after them. Kartoffeln scheisse!

  7. Re:The children's inheritance is going to be a dyi on How the Critics of the Apollo Program Were Proven Wrong · · Score: -1

    You deprived yourself of the satisfaction of sending them off wailing and whining into a merciless world, smug with the knowledge that they'll have only a filthy pit of hell to live in for the rest of their lives while you'll get to die after a long and interesting life with the memory of better times. Your loss. BTW: anyone who plans to do this, try to instill into them the concept that suicide is a horrible thing, so they actually have to LIVE through the filthy pit of hell that's going to be their lives.

  8. Re:wise to poke animal in cage? on Google Blocks 'Innocence of Muslim' Video In Indonesia and India · · Score: -1

    If the animal gets angry and threatens you, you kill it. Mob of angry moo-slimes? Miniguns are your friends. Flamethrowers are your friends. Bullets tear flesh apart, no matter how fanatic one may be. They may not listen to reason, but no amount of irrationality can make them go through a wall of fire unharmed. They might have the numbers, we have the firepower. What about a tasty dose of nerve gas, moo-slimes? Feel the might of Western science. You call us Crusaders? Be careful: Crusaders went Dalek on your populace long ago. The only thing that stops us from depopulating your lands and taking your resources (your resources? face it, without our tech they would be useless) is that your second-class citizens make for cheap slaves that you have to maintain. Nothing a little forced emigration cannot fix. The other real hassles are our little delusions of morality. But make no mistakes, moo-slimes, you're not the tiger. You're the chimpanzee, noisy and bothersome. WE Westerners are the tiger, backed by heavy weaponry and nuclear might. 1 billion people can easily become 1 million corpses. Do not provoke us. Our appetite for wholesale slaughter may reawaken.

  9. Re:Just self defense on Anonymous' Barrett Brown Raided By FBI During Online Chat · · Score: -1

    Why? I would do something like that PRECISELY because he's fucking lowlife loserboy nerd who wanted to play tough. They showed him what "tough" is. Now that his HDs are in the hands of the police, I have this warm fuzzy feeling thinking of all the loserboys whose e-mail addresses are stored there, now waiting for the door to come down and big, scary cops raining rough justice on them. They don't forgive and don't forget. They're legion. Expect them. ;)

  10. Re:Perhaps this is a good thing... on French Court Levies First Fine Under 3-Strikes Piracy Law · · Score: -1

    First of all, not all people can or will spend time and effort to educate themselves in those ways, and will fall in line. Others will be afraid of the consequences (it's the LAW after all) and will fall in line. Many laws are difficult to enforce, and they're not repealed as a response. You want a law to be gone, you try to have it repealed. That must be done BEFORE the EU commission decides to apply them throughout Europe and then the US tries to force the whole world to adopt them ad gunboatpoint.

  11. Re:Stay put! on Ask Slashdot: How Much Is a Fun Job Worth? · · Score: -1

    HA! I'd commit murder to find a job that didn't make me totally miserable or wasn't eventually going to screw me over in some way.

    Then wha are you waiting for? Professional hit men can make a lot of money, you'll actually commit murder to hold on a job that won't make you totally miserable (unless you have bad customers with a bad target list). Usually if you can work for the right people, you'll be able to retire after 10-15 years max in the field, having maybe had to actually work only 2 or 3 times per year. Just leave the two-bit street thug work to amateurs and concentrate on the lucrative stuff. Be advised, though, that you'll have to think up your own retirement fund because there are no corporate plans for hit persons, at the moment.

  12. Sooner or later... on Nature Lover Vladimir Putin Flies With the Cranes · · Score: -1

    ... He will shoot an albatross while on a ship. In the mist and fog. Then the mist will clear, and everybody will cheer him because he shot the albatross, and everybody knows those birds bring the fog. Then the ship will hit a dead calm, and stay there, stuck in the middle of the ocean among slimy things. The sailors will curse him and hang the albatross about his neck. Water, water, every where, and all the boards did shrink; water, water, every where, nor any drop to drink. And after a funny ol' teatime with Death and Life-in-Death, Vlad will crash weddings everywhere to go all Tales from the Crypt on the guests.

  13. Re:Parentless comments on Rick Falkvinge On Child Porn and Freedom Of the Press · · Score: -1

    Headshot? Too quick. Try the spleen shot, or aim for the intestine. Let them suffer.

  14. Re:On a philosophical level its just bits on Rick Falkvinge On Child Porn and Freedom Of the Press · · Score: -1

    Cut the crap. You got busted jerking off near a kindergarten and your computer was chock-full of kiddie scat bestiality porn. We're not going to make laws to let scum like you off the hook, ever. "Doing away" with the concept of right and wrong and personal responsability is the wet dream of all trekkie pedophile geeks and bespectacled neckbearded rohypnol rapists, but it's not going to happen, no matter how much you whine. We'll hunt you down and we'll exterminate you. If you're a tenth of the smartass you would like to be, you'll commit suicide before we lay our hands on you.

  15. Re:What some people don't realise on Sir Tim Berners-Lee Accuses UK Government of "Draconian Internet Snooping" · · Score: -1

    Singling out a particular segment of society for hatred and persecution, labelled only by their religion, is precisely what happened in Germany in the 1930's. Godwin be damned -- you are a hateful, bigoted, disgusting thug.

    Where is the problem? The moo-slimes can either join the 21st century and leave their ridiculous shit behind, or go back to goatfuck land. Nobody forces them to live in a superior culture they don't like. They can come back when they have evolved a little. Until then, bring on the gallows!

  16. So? on Should We Print Guns? Cody R. Wilson Says "Yes" (Video) · · Score: -1

    The only parts that are presently printable with home equipment would be the non-essential ones. Making a barrel to correct specs and rifling it requires specialized tooling. Firing pins and firing chambers also need fine machining. Despite this, your run-of-the-mill AK-47 can be made in a motor shop. What you CAN do right now is a cheap, disposable derringer-like smoothbore pistol. Load it with .410 shotgun shells and you will be able to spray hot leaded grief into someone's face. Or make John Malkovich's pistol from "In the Line of Fire". The only question is if we'll be able, by then, to still possess general purpose computer and not industry/government approved "safe for the children" equipment.

  17. Re:The Onion Router, GnuPG, TrueCrypt on Australian Attorney General Pushes Ahead With Gov't Web Snooping · · Score: -1

    Useless. Encrypted traffic = person of interest = GASP TERRORYZIST = men in bulletproof armour spraying-and-praying SMGs and flamethrowers all over your block (just to be sure) as required by the UBERPATRIOTSIEGHEIL LETSKILLEVERYBODYFORTEHCHILDREN ACT.

  18. Re:Really? on CDC Says 10,000 At Risk of Hantavirus In Yosemite Outbreak · · Score: -1

    Rodents live in basements too. Remember that, while you're grinding your life on the umpteenth idiotic MMORPG about to be closed down in a year's time, sweating in your soiled underwear, neckbeard littered with potato chips' crumbs: a small furry rodent may have infiltrated your dismal, filthy dwelling and is - even now - heading your way, tiny sharp teeth at the ready, a load of hanTaVIRUS ready to be delivered in your piss-colored bloodstream. Squick squick squick.

  19. Re:Eh? on Windows Has a Future In RAM: AgigaTech Samples DDR3+Flash DIMM · · Score: -1

    Who needs Windows when Windows can be broken?

  20. Re:This type of law isn't unique. on Malaysian Cyber Cafe Owners Liable For Patron Behavior · · Score: -1

    Because the authorities answer to a different set of laws. Any further questions?

  21. Re:Keep on diggin', boys! on New Zealand Draft Patent Law Rewritten After Microsoft Meeting · · Score: -1

    Digital media killed the old media monopolies (they just haven't fallen over yet)

    Oh really? They're still there and they're calling the shots. It's Google that has to filter search results to comply to media monopolies' wishes, not the other way round, despite the massive amounts of money Google has at its disposal. The political influence of Big Media is simply too great. If we want them gone, action must be taken before Internet becomes InterMarketNet(TM).

    Le Roi est morte, vive le Roi!

    Loserboy nerd, learn your French: "morte" is the feminine declination, as in "La Reine est morte". You have to drop the final "e" to decline it to the masculine, so "Le Roi est mort". Je chie sur ta figure, connard.

  22. Re:War is a big word. on Doctorow on the War on General Purpose Computing · · Score: -1

    Easy on the med, spazz. It makes you look like one of those retarded kids who spout big words and concepts they don't really understand only in order to be noticed. In more enlightened times we would routinely beat those kids up and lock them into closets, now we merely drug them until they stop being such a nuisance but more often than not it causes the opposite effect. Sorry that you're a mentally disabled person (spazz for short).

  23. Re:War is a big word. on Doctorow on the War on General Purpose Computing · · Score: -1

    War is, according to Von Clausewitz (who on the subject knew a big deal more than you could possibly hope to learn in your lifetime as a mentally disabled person - spazz for short) a continuation of politics with the addition of other means. Politicians do not like freedom of choice for peons (us), and if they can't get what they want by persuading a good deal of the electorate, less... Subtle... "Means" will have to be employed. When you aggressively pursue the destruction of something, be it a nation, a culture or a concept, it is war. War predates standing armies and organizazion by millennia. Of course, nobody can really expect a mentally disabled person - spazz for short - to grasp this.

  24. Re:Inflammatory much? on BBC Criticized For Snooping Under RIPA Powers · · Score: -1

    If they have nothing to hide, what do they have to fear?

  25. Re:Red giants, the scourge of not our time. on Astronomers Watch Star Devouring Planet · · Score: 0

    Loserboy nerd, you want to reverse entropy, just ask your computer. It's not going to do anything but remind you there is no sufficient data for a meaningful answer but billions of years down the line, its descendant will eventually find a solution and reboot the Universe.