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  1. Re:New Rule: on 12 Dead, 50 Injured at The Dark Knight Rises Showing In Colorado · · Score: 0

    So, if I believe in your right to choose your personal vehicle, I can't complain when you plunge into a crowd at 100 kmh because you were jerking off at kiddie scat bestiality porn while drunk at the wheel? Do the world a favour: get a screwdriver, insert screwdriver into your own brain through the eyesocket up to the handle, turn it around a couple of times. That should fix it.

  2. Re:.22 ? on The World's First 3D-Printed Gun · · Score: 0

    You need a mercury-tipped .22 to do any damage? You must have terrible aim. Defective genes, I see. Are those the same defects that cause you to smell like shit?

  3. Re:Lame on Neuroscience May Cure Videogames Industry's Obsession With Guns · · Score: 0

    You seem to equate our old passion for violence with strength. My whole point is that violence IS a weakness now. Wit and Reason are the strengths we must esteem today, or we are not deserving of the stars.

    Ah, a trekkie pedophile geek, we see that now. How's your tough-love relationship with Bubba going?

  4. Re:For the majority of posters (who didn't RTFA) on Washington, D.C. Police Affirm Citizens' Right To Record Police Officers · · Score: 1

    What would you do if you turned a corner and looked down a dark alley to see Nicole Kidman Nude being slapped in the face by a midget standing on a bunch of boxes?

    I would turn around looking for the camera, and David Lynch behind it.

  5. Re:Bystander, not person being interviewed, search on Washington, D.C. Police Affirm Citizens' Right To Record Police Officers · · Score: -1

    That's why there are covert cameras that can be hidden in your belt buckle, loserboy nerd. Of course, since you're using an Ethernet cable as a belt this information is useless to you, just as you are useless to mankind. If you plan to take recordings of people who don't want to be recorded, you use covert equipment. How many times do we have to beat common sense into that thick head?

  6. Lame on Neuroscience May Cure Videogames Industry's Obsession With Guns · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A good lot of videogames are not about guns or even about fighting. Those that are about that, unless they're SF or fantasy-based, should strive to have the most realistic experience as digitally possible but there is no substitute for the firing range. And anyway, games are about competition so "peaceful" is a four-letter word here. Take your hippy theories and fire them up your bunghole with an Angry Bird slingshot, loserboy.

  7. Re:Is anyone taking this guy seriously? on Joseph Palaia Answers Your Questions About Building Lunar Machines and Mars · · Score: -1

    Hello, loserboy. Must be tough being accused of sexual harassment by your own hands.

  8. Re:Verified, and will continue on Thomas Drake: You're Automatically Suspicious Until Proven Otherwise · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you go against a tank or a fighter jet with a shotgun you're doing it wrong. Are you aware that if you kill the personnel that maintains and operates the tanks, planes and drones, those shiny pieces of equipment do not work? And are you aware that the ubertechnoinvincible Western armies have had their asses sliced off, cooked and curry spiced and served to them with hot peppers and salad in a good lot of places? Mind you, the Serbs are still kicking their heads for playing too nice.

  9. Re:That is no prediction on Asimov's Psychohistory Becoming a Reality? · · Score: 0

    When looking back on history, it always seems cruel, because we are used to higher standards of living.

    Don't worry, they're working hard to put a remedy to that. Soon we won't think of those times as cruel, just standard stuff.

  10. Re:Bullshit that should not concern anyone. on The Hivemind Singularity · · Score: -1

    Agreed. It's just self-aggrandizing mental masturbation. Any army worth its salt has a defined chain of command so that you know where the orders are coming from, and soldiers are - according to principles of auftragstaktik - issued with a clearly defined goal, the information needed to reach it and a concept of operation to follow. Should comms be broken, the lowest-ranking private still knows what needs to be done and can try to complete the mission or at least achieve a partial goal. This laughable anonymoose thing, you break down the comms (which is among the first things to go in real combat) and they're headless chicken, all of them. They can't talk, they can't vote, they can't decide. You can spoof comms and MIJI them at your heart's content. You don't really believe your Wal-Mart tech can stand up to some heavy-duty jamming, don't you? Get over it, loserboys: you'll never have your "revenge". You will be at the bottom of the ladder forever, to be shat upon by Real People.

  11. Re:Forget NASA on What Is an Astronaut's Life Worth? · · Score: -1

    Which one of the six? Or five, since the first one was thrown to the ground by the LM's ascent engine? Or are you one of those loserboys who doesn't understand there's been more than one Moon landing? The only thing you need to prove you were on the Moon is taking some rocks, and compare them to American and Russian samples. Of course, conspiracy loonies will say "but... but... but the Soviets conspired with the US to fake the landings! And now the Americans AND Russians are conspiring with the CHINESE! We're so smart!" (fap fap fap to loony conspiracy sites). Meanwhile, we shit on their faces.

  12. Re:"...if you download copyrighted material." on ISP 'Six Strikes' Plan Delayed · · Score: -1

    For the moment. They're retroactively re-copyrighting PD stuff. Money trumps reason every time. Sadly, the time of the internet as we knew it is passing, in the general public's apathy. Those who should care about it are too afraid to act. Those of us who mean to do something are in the minority and lack the critical mass. Our action will be deemed "tawrr-awrr-reesm" and the bought-for media will lavishly pour sympathy upon the poor wealthy lawyers we will target and the IP firm offices we'll burn. In the end, tyranny will win. But some tyrants will be dead. It's still worth it.

  13. Re:Moronic question on Trying to Untangle Anarchist Attacks On Scientists · · Score: -1

    why do slashdotters hate sausages?

    Because they're bigger than their dicks.

  14. Re:and gave birth to... on 50th Anniversary of the Starfish Prime Nuclear Weapon Test Today · · Score: -1

    I'd like to see a science fiction story with a probe landing on Venus and finding evidence of a nuclear weapons accident destroying what used to be a planet covered by forests.

    Der schweigende Stern (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053250/), loserboy nerd. No imagination, no intelligence, no curiosity. Typical loserboy nerd. And you wonder why we beat you up.

  15. And I should ask a bunch of fecalmasturbatory loserboys about a Physics topic? No way. I'll just have a cup of coffee with a couple of particle physicists at the next interdisciplinary football match. Scientists are crazy about sports, you know, and they play very well. Unlike loserboy nerds.

  16. Re:"We come in peace"? on Copyrights To Reach Deep Space · · Score: -1

    Oh yeah? Deluded loserboy. We're so fuckin' educated that we kill people over a parking place or for rooting for the "wrong" team. Better informed? Oh yes, tons of good it does. All the wikileaks crap? Forgotten about, can't do anything about that, got to feed the family. War? We don't declare it anymore: we do "humanitarian intervention" or "prevent terr-ow-reesm". Religion? Have you taken a fuckin' look at how many people run to the horoscope page on the papers or have it standard on their homepage? Humanity as a whole is a bunch of rabid dingos in chimpanzee clothing. "Social pressure" my ass, big nations do the pressure and little guys either behave or get some idiots to blow themselves up. Wake up from your trekkie pedophile dream.

  17. Re:Wow. As an American I feel so inadequate. on Are We Failing To Prepare Children For Leadership In the US? · · Score: -1

    Do you know that in Switzerland, kids are admitted at firing ranges at 10 and their parents gaze proudly upon them as they bullseye targets at 300m with assault rifles? Yeah. A Swiss kid probably shoots better than a lot of NRA card-carrying members. Unfortunately in Switzerland going into politics is seen as a waste of talent.

  18. Re:Hacktivism at its finest on Don't Forget: "Six Strikes" Starts This Weekend · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because the powerful people abide by the same laws and rules as Joe Expendable. Not one influent and wealthy person will ever be touched by those laws, ever. They belong to a different caste, the Ruling Elite. You want to make a difference? Blow shit up.

  19. Re:Military Obsolescence. on US Navy's High-Resolution Radar Can See Individual Raindrops In a Storm · · Score: -1

    Oh, don't worry. They have this instance covered. They'll serve cease & desist letters to any country who tries to develop system that could threaten the US investments in technology. Then they'll file a court order to those countries to bomb themselves.

  20. Re:Even more stupid on Game of Thrones: Bush's Head Gets a Makeover · · Score: -1

    I have found no evidence anywhere that it was actually a Bush head

    Then you should take it to the forensic lab...

    [SUNGLASSES]

    ... And get ahead.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!

  21. Re:Are you taking Snooki? on Ask Bas Lansdorp About Going to Mars, One Way · · Score: -1

    Which reality stars are you shooting into space? Snooki? Kim Kardashian?

    We're discussing who to shoot INTO SPACE, not who to shoot INTO THE HEAD.

  22. Re:Not that again on How the Militarization of the Internet is Changing Warfare · · Score: -1

    If you think the ARPANET resembled anything remotely close to what has since been achieved by millions of unique individuals and groups freely choosing to implement their ideas, you're dreaming

    Do you mean, throwing sheep on facebook? Yeah, such vision. Such an achievement. Millions of unique individuals, caring for their own farmvilles, forever.

  23. War Zone?!? on Wikipedia As a "War Zone," Rather Than a Collaboration · · Score: -1

    What a boatload of shit. A "war zone" is a place where real combat takes place. Where bodies are cored through by high-velocity projectiles, where jugulars are severed by blades, where grotesque half-men scream in unspeakable pain while crawling on the stumps of their arms, trailing torn, bloody entrails. This is nothing more than sissy slapfight, where a couple of incompetent weaklings flail their arms at each other wimpering all the time until someone comes around, twist their arms behind their backs, bashes their heads against a wall and shits on their faces.

  24. What did you expect? on Sexy Female Scientist Video Draws Fire · · Score: -1

    The european commission is made up of old-inside people forever stuck in the past. That is true with most european politicians, who are completely out of touch with the present-day problems the population faces. This is especially true in Italy where the current cabal of overpaid clowns is constantly making dismissing and disparaging comment about the nation's youth who can't find a job because they're "lazy mama's boys" and not because the jobs since aren't there. They cannot accept the world has changed or, more probably, they just do not care. Europeans politicians as a whole should take a heads-down plunge into the Etna and put their carbon atoms to good use.

  25. Re:Hey know what worked for me? on Erasing Details Of Bad Memories · · Score: -1

    What's the problem? Kids, and especially teenagers, are useless. Sending them to their deaths in their thousands, to be blown up on minefields, cut to shreds by withering machine gun fire, burnt by flamethrowers, torn to pieces by artillery, aphyxiated by gas, their lungs bleeding and a reddish froth at their mouths as we see them drowning on dry land, their bodies twitching and flailing on barbed wire among the rotten remains of their comrades, is a sound and fitting use for the waste of resources they represent. We need a War on Kids.