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  1. Re:Orwell was right. on Canadian Gov't Grants Olympics Ownership of Winter · · Score: -1

    In this world, people do nothing, and only us geeks get up in arms

    You mean, "geeks flail their arms about, whine, do nothing, and are beaten up".

  2. Re:Erm.. on Marvin Minsky On AI · · Score: -1

    Hue was "his" name.

    It was HUGH, ignorant loserboy trekkie pedophile geek.

  3. great on Star Trek To Return Christmas 2008 · · Score: -1, Troll

    More bullshit to keep the trekkie pedophile geeks happy.

    Tell me, loserboys, how many of your stupid fake "uniforms" must we rip apart? How many ridiculous ray gun toys must we smash under our feet?

    A guy in my school once came in dressed and made up as one of those stupid klingon "warriors" and carrying a plastic sword. He spouted bullshit about "honor", "war" and more stuff nerds can't really understand.

    I ran after him down the hallway, grabbed him by the neck and smashed his face against a locker. Then I broke his plastic sword, punched him hard in the belly and on the nose. He wailed like a broken siren and flailed his arms about aimlessly like all geeks do when they get beaten up.

    I kicked him in the ribs, dragged him into the toilets and pushed his head into the lavatory. Held him under the water for a good minute, then I played some good vertical ping-pong with the loser. You know when you punch the nerd right on the chin with your left and your right, so that his head bounces like a ball? That's vertical ping-pong.

    Of course, the loserboy went down to the floor in a couple of seconds. I left him there and got out, trampling over him on the way. I consider pissing on him, but it would have been a waste of urine.

  4. Re:Welcome on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: -1, Troll

    And some people wonder why we beat up loserboy geeks and shit on their faces.

  5. Re:This shit is out of control on States Seek Laws to Curb Online Bullying · · Score: -1

    You're wasting time here. This is slashdot, home of the whiny crybaby loserboy nerd. Those weaklings will make up a thousand reasons to refute your arguments, but they'll all be made up just to hide the fact that they couldn't defend themselves against a mosquito. They know it, we know it, and they're too ashamed to admit it.

    Geeks like to pretend they are superior and eschew the use of force because it's beneath them. But the reality is that they aren't half as smart as they think they are, but they are fully as weak as they look they are.

    That's why they get humiliated and beaten up. This is not bullyism, though, it's nature at work.

  6. Re:Revolution on MPAA and FBI Help To Train Swedish Police · · Score: -1

    It is this kind of talk, modded up "Insightful," that makes the world fear the Geek.

    HA! Nobody fears the geek! We laugh at you, little powerless nerds, we laugh at your pitiful boasts, at your ridiculous claims. You are a bunch of loserboys, a noisome minority, nothing at all.

    The truth you can't bear to face is that you're irrelevant. You were derided and humiliated as kids, then you were beaten up all through your school days. We made your lives hell on earth, and since then you dream the day of your revenge.

    But it will never come! You are weak. When threatened, you shit your pants and tremble. You like to talk big about "the revolution" while huddled safely behind your coward's keyboards, but you know you will be crying for mommy if you ever hear something resembling a shot.

    The world, the Real People, does not fear the geek. We do not care about the geek, if you ever make too much noise we'll simply sweep you away. If you are bothersome enough, we'll grab you by your scrawny necks and bash your empty heads against the nearest wall. We'll stick your heads down a toilet, we'll force you to eat dog feces.

    We will twist your arms so hard you'll not be able to jack off for months. We'll beat you up, kick you while you're down, we'll shit on your faces. Just like we always do.

    Wring your hands in frustrations, little nerdinhos. It's all you can do while we laugh at your inadequacy.

  7. Re:Why "Fortunately for the human race"? on Interstellar Ark · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I consider myself reasonably civilized (I don't own a gun and haven't raised a fist since grade school)

    You know, being civilized != being a pussy.

  8. Re:Probably all true. on Vista a Threat to Internet Freedom? · · Score: -1

    Vista is stealing the next generation of hardware from us.

    It's never been yours to begin with.

  9. Re:Computer science is a branch of mathematics. on The Death Of CS In Education? · · Score: -1

    Let me tell you what we used to say about software engineers.

    Do not confuse "software engineers" with loserboy nerds whose only purpose in life is to be beaten up, drowned into a toilet bowl and be shit upon by us jocks.

  10. Re:Take the high ground on NASA Considers Plans for Permanent Moon Base · · Score: -1

    Adam Selene doesn't exist, ignorant loserboy nerd. It's a construct created through the MIKE supercomputer, and everybody knows that. Don't make me come there and beat you up.

  11. Re:Make it mobile on NASA Considers Plans for Permanent Moon Base · · Score: -1

    Nobody cares what you think or believe, or what your opinion is. Nobody asked you anything, nobody is listening.

    Somebody has to tell you, before you may get the ludicrous idea that you actually matter.

    You are nobody. Deal with it or suicide. Either way, nothing will change.

    By the way, this applies to all you loserboys here on Slashdot. You're not smart, you're not clever, the world does not revolve around you. You do not matter. Get over it. Or do not get over it, it won't change anything.

  12. Re:Already there on NASA Considers Plans for Permanent Moon Base · · Score: 0, Informative

    Commander Stryker will stop this

    It's Straker, ignorant loserboy nerd.

  13. Re:Easiest Solution on Germany's RIAA Sues Rapidshare - YouTube Next? · · Score: -1

    You believe the "internets" is owned by America?

    Of course not: developed in America, grabbed for their own use by everybody else.

    Isn't it so with everything of lately? Microprocessors, GPS, nuclear energy...

    The Internet may be not "owned" by the US, but the US can sure pull the plug on it. Make no mistake about it.

  14. Re:Easiest Solution on Germany's RIAA Sues Rapidshare - YouTube Next? · · Score: -1

    You love to use the benefits of European-funded research

    Are you simply ignorant (as euros generally are while believing they're so damned smart) or are you too busy molesting kids to do some research? HTML was not euro-funded research, it was a project of Tim Berners-Lee to make the dissemination of data easier. The EU couldn't care less for the Internet in 1991, they saw the money later and went their usually "gimme gimme gimme" way.

    Check the browser history, see WHERE they were written and by WHOM. Cutting off euro child molesters from the Net could be the best thing to happen, you can go back to Minitel.

  15. Re:Thoughtcrime on Expert Wants to Decertify Global Warming Skeptics · · Score: -1

    They're probably Slashdot or Digg users. Group-think is very strong in both of these online communities and you will get moderated down if you disagree with the accepted collective doctrine.

    That's no problem at all since they're a bunch of cowardly loserboy nerds whose opinion is worth less than cold dog droppings.

    Should all those clowns be gathered in one room with one of us jocks, their laughable snobbish attituted would change - FAST. A nice, good, harsh beating, and their point of view would shift permanently.

    Internet fora is the only place they can hide and spout their nonsense, borne of hatred and anger at the treatment they have to suffer in real life. How do you feel, little geeks, knowing that we're out there, and sooner or later you'll have to come out and pla-a-a-ay?

  16. Re:We just want to see zee papers on Political Bloggers May Be Forced to Register · · Score: -1

    if people want to make a sport of it, then give them guns with serial numbers and low powered bullets that are tagged.

    If people like computers so much, then let's give them code-tagged chipsets that identify them on the Internet and Trusted Computing so they won't abuse it. Not so keen now, loserboy, aren't you?

    It's just amazing how you lowlife geeks are hollering about your "online rights" but you're ready and willing (but fortunately unable because you count for jack shit) to stomp down on everyone else's rights.

    It's going to be SWEET seeing the internet regulated for good from under you, leaving you crying in the corner.

  17. Re:UK, US, doesn't matter really on New Plan In UK For "Big Brother" Database · · Score: -1


    I live in Australia, when I was a kid in the 60's there were plenty idiots/outlaws with guns posing as ordinary people, nowadays they are virtually extinct and most Ausssies like it that way.


    When I was a kid there was no online kiddie porn, no Nigerian scammers and no loss of privacy due to the damned Internet and most people would like it that way again. They'll probably have their wish granted.

    If you accept your government taking away your guns, prepare to have your computers taken too. Suck it up.

  18. Re:The Real Problem: Harrison Ford or George Lucas on Harrison Ford Turned Down Han Solo Role · · Score: -1

    To all you loserboy nerds, I'll take some time to climb down into your toilet world and give you a much-needed punch in the face.

    You're straining your kiddie brains into trying to understand the whole Yoda-instructed-me-yadda-yadda. What was Imaginary Non-Existant Character Obi Wan Kenobi supposed to say to Imaginary Non-Existant Character Luke Skywalker?

    "Luke, you have to reach Qui-Gon Jinn who instructed me... Oh, wait, he's kinda dead so you can't so let's forget it and just go to Dagobah and find Yoda who'll do just fine because he happens to be the greatest Jedi Master ever so why am I so fuckin' stupid, I must have Alzheimer even though I'm dead."

    Here, fixed that for you. And consider youself lucky I didn't beat you losers up this time.

  19. Re:Weird project on Germany Quits EU-Based Search Engine Project · · Score: -1

    you basically can't fire people.

    No problem. Just kill them. They're mostly young people, a lot of them get killed in car crashes anyway and nobody cries a fucking river over a bunch of smashed and/or burned boys. They're not even worth it.

    the youth protested, so the government backed down.

    Well, if their government is so useless that it can't bring itself to have those useless youth beaten up for good with police batons, gassed with tear gas and if necessary shot to death, that's their problems.

    Someone needs to tell these kids...

    TELL them what? They don't need to be told anything for goodness' sake! They have no rights to explanations. They either do as they are told, or they get beaten up until they bleed and/or turn blue. You don't talk to the little creeps, you dictate terms and they either obey or they pay.

    Kids. They're not even people, and you're trying to reason with them? Punch them, slap them, kick them. They do not have the intelligence to understand any other language.

  20. Re:Brilliant on WarGames Sequel Now Filming · · Score: -1

    "But for those who feel like doing something, just fire an email to MGM tell them you don't like this and then boycott their films"

    Yeah, right. Like you or half a dozen nerds will make the difference. News for you: you don't count. All those Asimov-loving geeks who boycotted "I, Robot" because it wasn't faithful to their beloved author's vision failed miserably. The paying public, which is the only one that mattered, didn't listen to them.

    "better yet raise the profile of their actions to local media"

    The media is largely owned by the corporations. The "free press" age is long gone, if it has ever existed. Get over it.

  21. Re:Yeah .. hilarious on BBC Uses Skype Links In Murder Hunt · · Score: -1

    Unlike nerds, who are dead inside AND outside, and that's why they're so pasty white and smell so bad.

    No need to kill them, either. But beating them up and humiliating them... That's another matter. Nothing like the sound of a geek's skull bashed repeatedly against a locker door, or the strangled gurgle they make when you keep their head into the toilet bowl for too long. Or that whimper they all made when the beating begins...

  22. Re:Yeah .. hilarious on BBC Uses Skype Links In Murder Hunt · · Score: -1

    Q: What's the difference between a nerd and a dead orange nigger baby hooker?

    A: Beating up a dead orange nigger baby hooker is no fun.

  23. Re:Don't be silly on Army Game Proves U.S. Can't Lose · · Score: -1

    Yeah, because the French would risk getting bombed to Kingdom Come to save the Belgians. Use your head, really: the US can attack the whole EU territory without impunity, while the EU can't (unless they risk using French SLBMs, which would mean the end for them). The US can devastate the whole Euro economy in a week without committing a soldier, just using cruise missiles. After that, the EU would capitulate (they would much sooner, because without their economy they are nothing).

    Sorry to slit your Euro puppy's throat, but that's reality. It burns, deal with it.

  24. Re:The Chinese government did the right thing. on China Jails Porn Site Leader For Life · · Score: -1

    You mean you're in the company of some other loserboy star trek pedophile geek who share your toilet-dweller point of view?

    I'm too tired now to insult you, so abuse yourself, beat yourself up and stick your head down the toilet until you drown. I've got better things to do.

  25. Re:cue the typical slashdot indignation on UK's Public Cameras Listen For Trouble · · Score: -1

    The cameras are deployed in "high profile" neighborhoods. In short, where the rich live and work. Not the inner city slums, but rather downtown in the commercial districts.

    Of course they are. The "high profile" neighborhoods and the commercial districts is where the heart of the society and the economy is, not the slums. Like it or not, your local jewelry business is worth many, many human lives of the low-income variety. A rich person is worth the lives of many poor ones.

    Get over it.