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  1. Re:So.... on Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues · · Score: 4, Funny

    Her father is the one responsible. He pulled out too late.

  2. As Clint Eastwood* says on Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues · · Score: 1, Informative

    "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

    *And Happy Birthday, Clint!

  3. The fanboys will scream on Asus Joins Tablet PC Race · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And then whimper when they find out Asus has been making Apple products for years.

    http://www.theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1042363/asus-apple-building-tablet-pc

  4. The West wimps out again on Pakistan Lifts Ban After Facebook Deletes Offending Page · · Score: 1

    Color me surprised.

  5. Re:Idiots on Bangladesh Blocks Facebook Over Muhammad Cartoons · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The point of the ban is to try and force non-muslims to accept Muslim rules.

  6. I'd just like to say on IRS Wants a Cut of Sales On eBay and Craigslist · · Score: 3, Funny

    Fuck the IRS.

  7. Re:solved all other problems, I see? on Porn Ban Being Considered In South Africa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everybody knows that babies go better with a white wine sauce. Red sauce just overpowers the flavor of the meat.

    Ha! Another Neo-colonialist trying to impose their western tastes on the downtrodden victims of imperialism!

  8. Re:yeah on Porn Ban Being Considered In South Africa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ban it so I won't be tempted into the darkside.

    Racist.

  9. A reasonable precaution on Porn Ban Being Considered In South Africa · · Score: 1

    Who wants to see Winnie Mandela nude?

  10. "militarisation of cyberspace"? on Military Appoints General To Direct Cyber Warfare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess someone has never heard of DARPA.

    http://www.darpa.mil/

  11. 3 strikes isn't so bad on Large Irish ISP To Enact "Three Strikes" Rule For Copyright Violation · · Score: 1

    They could always kneecap you with a Black and Decker.

  12. BFG Exiting Graphics Card Market? on BFG Exiting Graphics Card Market · · Score: 3, Funny

    BFD

  13. Re:Action: on House Votes To Expand National DNA Arrest Database · · Score: 5, Funny

    Call into the anonymous tipline and accuse all of your Congressmen of buggery.

    Fixed that.

  14. "Not one Democrat voted against" on House Votes To Expand National DNA Arrest Database · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometime in the middle of the night, Karl Rove had the Democrat representatives kidnapped, cloned and their brains replaced with aging Republican brains so they could vote for this fascist law.

    The original Democrats were then sent back in time thru a secret NSA time portal where the were placed on airliners and crashed into the WTC and the Pentagon.

  15. Re:Muslims in Saudi and other places on YouTube Blocked In Pakistan · · Score: 1

    They have no problem with Goatse.cx either.

  16. Mohammed on YouTube Blocked In Pakistan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (((:~(>

    Filter error: Your comment looks too much like ascii art.

    Well duh!

  17. "31 minutes of Ballmer is a lot of Ballmer" on Ballmer Says Microsoft Wasted Time On Vista · · Score: 5, Funny

    Way too much Ballmer, I'd say.

  18. A new tax? on National Academy of Science Urges Carbon Tax · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    WOW! I sure didn't see THAT coming!

  19. Re:Global warming? on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Have Al Gore hop in the water at Coney Island and the global sea level will rise 26.58mm.

  20. Re:LOL.... on Pakistan Court Orders Facebook Ban Over Mohammed Images · · Score: 0, Troll

    Buddha is not a Diety.

    A lot of Buddhists might disagree with you on that.

  21. Re:Evaporation? on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: 5, Informative

    earth will become one giant desert

    Raise worms
    Produce spice
    Profit!

  22. Re:LOL.... on Pakistan Court Orders Facebook Ban Over Mohammed Images · · Score: 0
  23. I estimate on New Estimates Say Earth's Oceans Smaller Than Once Believed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's bigger than a breadbox.

  24. Re:everyone draw a religious dude on Pakistan Court Orders Facebook Ban Over Mohammed Images · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How about a photo? Like maybe Andreas Serrano's "Piss Christ".......as far as I know, Serrano is still walking the streets (no bodyguards) without fear of being beheaded.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Christ

  25. BFD on Facebook Throws Privacy Advocates a Bone · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Nobody is sticking a shotgun to anyone's head and forcing them to use Facebook.