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Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues

Hugh Pickens writes "The Toronto Star reports that a Utah woman is suing Google for more than $100,000 in damages, claiming its maps function gave her walking directions that led her onto a major highway, where she was struck by a car. Lauren Rosenberg sought directions between two addresses in Utah about 3 kilometers apart and the top result suggested that she follow a busy rural highway for several hundred meters. The highway did not have sidewalks or any other pedestrian-friendly amenities, and Rosenberg was struck by a car. Rosenberg filed suit against both the driver of the car that struck her and Google, claiming both carried responsibility in her injury. Her lawyers claim Google is liable because it did not warn her that the route would not offer a safe place for a pedestrian to walk. Google has pointed out that the directions Rosenberg sought come with a warning of caution for pedestrians, but Rosenberg claims that she accessed the Maps function on her Blackberry mobile device, where it did not include the warning."

699 comments

  1. For serious? by millennial · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe? Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

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    1. Re:For serious? by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would take that route if is saved me time. I would also be cautious and watch for traffic. People walk along highways all the time without incident, she was either inattentive or unlucky.

      Should google have to write warnings for all dangers? WARNING: You are about to cross the road. Our records show that this intersection has a crosswalk. Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding. Be sure to check both ways for traffic before stepping onto the road. Be aware that there may be other pedestrians crossing the road. Be sure not to collide with them. Caution! Be aware that there may be open manholes! DO NOT step on a manhole that has it's cover removed. For a full list of applicable warnings, please go to www.google.ca/pleasetiemyshoes/

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    2. Re:For serious? by timeOday · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, it's absurd. But remember, she hasn't won anything yet, just filed a suit. And anybody can file a suit claiming almost anything. I think I will save my vitriol for the legal system until/if she wins.

    3. Re:For serious? by skids · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're in California you do it because there are no safe pedestrian routes, period.

      But in Utah? Actually, frankly I'm surprised there are ever enough people in one place at the same time in Utah for any accidents to happen there.

    4. Re:For serious? by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It'd be interesting to see if that was the only available route bar some huge detour. I've been around parts of town where the only roads are four lane, 45 MPH with few, if any, lights. Maybe she should sue the city/county/state for not providing pedestrian-safe routes?

      Upon RTFA, they have a link to the route she took. I was hesitant to jump on the "stupid bitch" bandwagon but there's multiple roads running parallel. Stupid bitch needs to use her god damn brain.

    5. Re:For serious? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe?

      If they walk predictably, why wouldn't they be safe from motorists who obey the Basic Speed Law?

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    6. Re:For serious? by adolf · · Score: 1

      I'd walk it, too. I'd just stay the way over to the right, or the left, whichever seemed safest at the time.

      The city folk that seem so common on Slashdot may not realize this, but (surprise!) most roads in rural America aren't lined with sidewalks and curbs, and don't have crosswalks. So, if you want to get from A to B on foot, you're going to have to walk along the side of the road.

      It sucks that they got hit by a car. Shit happens all the time, but that doesn't always mean that anyone did anything particularly wrong.

    7. Re:For serious? by Spatial · · Score: 5, Informative

      Warning: Breathe regularly to prevent asphyxiation.

      Caution: If you are undergoing fluid immersion, avoid breathing temporarily to avoid drowning.

    8. Re:For serious? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

            Answered your own question, there, didn't you? Besides, a *computer* told them to, can't argue with that.

                Brett

    9. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's irrelevant whether she wins. The defendant has already lost - legal fees will cost them double the damages claimed if they fight the case.

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    10. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, everything must come with a warning because you are NEVER responsible for yourself, ever.

      Signed,

      A Lawyer

    11. Re:For serious? by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Because sadly, most motorists don't.

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    12. Re:For serious? by sjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The absurd part is that Google is now obligated to expend resources to answer this groundless suit. Even in winning, they'll lose.

    13. Re:For serious? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Note that most highway entrances have signs prohibiting various vehicles. Almost always pedestrians are prohibited as well. There is a reason for this.

      Just be careful should you go about entering a highway on foot. You can get a citation for it.

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    14. Re:For serious? by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't think Google has any fault here... however she was on a highway as a pedestrian (which is almost always prohibited... for a reason).

      The motorist though... they might. It depends on a lot of things. Was she in the shoulder (was there one?)? Unless it was an emergency, the driver should NOT have been in that shoulder. If there was none, then she was in the right of way. Whether the driver has any fault now depends on a lot of things.

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    15. Re:For serious? by mrsquid0 · · Score: 1

      I suspect that there may be more going on in this case than the article says.

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    16. Re:For serious? by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Well, that's probably the silliest thing in this entire thread, including the original article. You are driving down a highway at a reasonable speed for the existing conditions, then the conditions unexpectedly change (someone steps out on the highway). It takes a finite time to react. Is your proposed solution that everyone drive down the interstate at 5 mph on the off chance that someone walks into traffic?

    17. Re:For serious? by rolfwind · · Score: 0

      I would take that route if is saved me time. I would also be cautious and watch for traffic. People walk along highways all the time without incident, she was either inattentive or unlucky.

      Without common sense and so are you, apparently. Saving time is not the end all, be all of goals. Compared to Europe, sidewalk/walkway consistency and layout in America is atrocious as it is, but the problem with a highway is the drivers don't expect pedestrians at all (and many highways rightfully illegalize pedestrian activity). Maybe they should from broken down cars and the like, but the principle is nothing worth gambling your life with.

      The supermarkt is 1/2 a mile from my house on a normal and straight (no curves) 45mph road with no sidewalk but a reasonable shoulder space. I tried walking once, but the amount of honks I got by idiots dissauded me from trying that ever again. Unlike Europe, I'm not keen trying transportation under a car (motorcycle, moped, cub cadet style thing, bicycle) because I had to many friends get hit or killed by clueless automobile drivers.

    18. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google just needs to add an idiot mode. It would start with a dozen pages on tying shoes, locking up the house, checking for suspicious people out front... and include all liability caveats. When someone wants to sue, google can point out that there's an alternate set of directions for 'special people'

    19. Re:For serious? by fustakrakich · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Spare no vitriol for the judge if he/she doesn't immediately dismiss this as frivolous, and fines the bitch a few grand for wasting the court's time.

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    20. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Stupid-ass Jewish Mormons, thinkin' they're safe on the highway just 'cause they can walk on water.....

    21. Re:For serious? by Like2Byte · · Score: 3, Funny

      blockquote)Should google have to write warnings for all dangers? WARNING: You are about to cross the road. Our records show that this intersection has a crosswalk. Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding. Be sure to check both ways for traffic before stepping onto the road. Be aware that there may be other pedestrians crossing the road. Be sure not to collide with them. Caution! Be aware that there may be open manholes! DO NOT step on a manhole that has it's cover removed. For a full list of applicable warnings, please go to www.google.ca/pleasetiemyshoes//blockquote)

      That's even worse. Providing such explicit instructions would be cannon fodder for a attorney. The mantra "Less is more" comes to mind.

      Simply saying something to the effect 'These directions are provided as a courtesy. The user is fully responsible for their personal safety while using said directions. By using the directions you absolve yadda, yadda, yadda....

      In short, this woman, in my humble opinion, should remove herself from the gene-pool.

    22. Re:For serious? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      My sack tears when I sit naked on a running table saw.

      Is the problem with the table saw, or my sack?

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    23. Re:For serious? by LifesABeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't a reasonable, and prudent person be careful around moving cars? I'm thinking that the Plaintiff ignored the Pedestrian Walkway, why? I've used Google's maps and directions, I have never read anywhere that my other choices could not be considered. Couldn't a Cross Complaint be filed? And another question that keeps popping up in my mind is the plaintiffs attorney. Sometimes the restituion does not go to the plaintiff, but to someone else.

      But I think my concerns with Google and their "corporate culture" with respect to Age, is going to be illuminating in the future.

    24. Re:For serious? by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Freeway entrances have those warnings and rules. This is a Highway, which means high speeds but it's not a controlled access freeway.

      And this lady is a fool, to not realize that road has no sidewalks. Especially since her starting point was one from which she had to have driven up the highway in question to get to in the first place.

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    25. Re:For serious? by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Because in CA which is where the law you pointed out, Pedestrians cannot walk along highways or freeways unless otherwise stated.

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    26. Re:For serious? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Um, there is no pedestrian walkway that I can see. This appears to be some kind of highway.

    27. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you're in California you do it because there are no safe pedestrian routes, period.

      Hyperbole.

    28. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

      To be able sue a multi-billon dollars company?

    29. Re:For serious? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      The problem is that many people aren't thinking persons and thus actually do idiotic things if you do not specifically warn them not to. (Or maybe even then.)

      Also, some people who actually are smart but get hurt while doing something that's rather reckless or stupid don't mind being branded as stupid retards if they think that they can force Random Corporation Inc to pay enough money by claiming to be a stupid retard.

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    30. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      she must have had warning-blocker installed

    31. Re:For serious? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Informative

      Compared to Europe, sidewalk/walkway consistency and layout in America is atrocious as it is

      Are you joking? I just got back from a holiday that included a few days pushing a stroller & my toddler around the sidewalks of Paris. In no particular order you've got to struggle with cars parked on the sidewalk (and/or agressively driving up in front of you on the sidewalk), unmarked random sidewalk construction sites, odd mixtures of cobblestones, randomness of curb ramps, sidewalks that slope towards the street at such an angle that you feel you're perpetually pushing the stroller uphill and sidewalks that are so narrow two people that can barely pass. By contrast, sidewalks in a city like Chicago are a breeze...

    32. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe? Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

      because they have priority over motorists?

      (disclaimer: not sure it works the same way in US)

    33. Re:For serious? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Breathe regularly to prevent asphyxiation.

      Now you tell me. -- David Carradine

    34. Re:For serious? by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Once you get the first car to stop, and have build up a nice traffic jam behind you, it's not really that dangerous... But the honking might be a bit annoying, remember to bring your mp3 player...

      Anyway this is just one of those, only in America stories...

    35. Re:For serious? by g4b · · Score: 2, Funny

      I beg to differ.

      The computer would have told her to keep alert.
      She however trusted in her phone.
      Never trust your phone telling you what to do, even if it is supposed to be smart.
      Criminal little nasties, waiting for the jailbreak.

    36. Re:For serious? by Reece400 · · Score: 1
    37. Re:For serious? by jopsen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can't a lawsuit be dismissed on basis of being... well... absurd ?

    38. Re:For serious? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      You are driving down a highway at a reasonable speed for the existing conditions, then the conditions unexpectedly change (someone steps out on the highway).

      Would that be a predictable movement of the pedestrian as I mentioned in my post? If not, then of course it's dangerous.

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    39. Re:For serious? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      Pedestrians cannot walk along highways or freeways unless otherwise stated.

      Pedestrians are prohibited from freeways, but not from highways, unless posted.

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    40. Re:For serious? by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

      Google wouldn't even have to put warnings up. At highway onramps around here, it's very clearly stated that pedestrians (and slow farm equipment) are prohibited from getting on the highway.

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    41. Re:For serious? by Cwix · · Score: 2, Informative

      whoosh

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    42. Re:For serious? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      ... however she was on a highway as a pedestrian (which is almost always prohibited...

      Though I don't know the road in question, there are plenty of highways that do not disallow pedestrian access. (stay on the shoulder, of course, or sidewalk where available). You appear to be thinking of a limited-access highway.

    43. Re:For serious? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Pedestrians do have the right of way, but there is such a thing as jay walking.

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    44. Re:For serious? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      have you ever read the signs where you can get on a highway? it says: not for pedestrian/bike traffic on the ones that aren't approved for it.

      getting hit on one of those? yeah, don't be surprised.

      meanwhile, the warning probably exists when the maps program is installed and maybe not when you pull up directions directly.

      This is just a smear lawsuit/attempt to gain cash for an idiotic choice by a pedestrian.

    45. Re:For serious? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not in this case. Since the defendant (Google) most likely has a well-staffed legal department, it's sunk cost. They'll have to shell out for the court fees, but the people are already paid for (unlike smaller defendants, who would have to shell out for a lawyer or two for their case).

    46. Re:For serious? by TekWare · · Score: 1

      The process of natural selection only works if the offending idiot is actually knocked off. In this case nature screwed up.

    47. Re:For serious? by hrimhari · · Score: 1

      Besides, a *computer* told them to, can't argue with that.

      Two related quotes:

      "The Computer Is Your Friend" (Paranoia)

      and

      "The computer is never wrong" (anonymous Customer Care agent)

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    48. Re:For serious? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But remember, she hasn't won anything yet, just filed a suit.

      True indeed. And I hope it's rapidly laughed out of the courts before it becomes a prop for opportunistic politicians pursuing tort "reform".

      Stuff like this drives me nuts because, out of the tens (hundreds?) of thousands of lawsuits filed every year, most involve legitimate grievances (or are quickly dismissed), and most of them are settled out of court for reasonable amounts. A tiny proportion -- the handful we hear about every year -- involve ridiculous claims accompanied by ridiculous awards, usually delivered by a jury of idiots, and then reduced to more reasonable levels on appeal once the journalists have moved on to the next spectacle. The exceptions are generally giant awards that are completely proportionate to the giant misdeeds of enormous corporations, which always leads to lobbyists for those corporations handing large campaign contributions to unscrupulous politicians who conflate the two extremes.

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    49. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You failed to warn me that excessive breathing can lead to serious medical complications. You can expect a letter from my lawyer.

    50. Re:For serious? by eonlabs · · Score: 1
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    51. Re:For serious? by cob666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      On the page with the directions, if you click on the bicycling icon you get different directions that avoid that road.

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    52. Re:For serious? by CronoCloud · · Score: 5, Informative

      Paris has a disadvantage compared to Chicago...history. Paris was a city when Chicago was a marsh full of wild onions.

    53. Re:For serious? by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      The area pictured in the article appears to have no shoulder and a sound barrier nearly right up against the right lane. If you would walk on that, you're pretty damn ballsy and/or stupid.

    54. Re:For serious? by daveime · · Score: 0

      More likely she has had common-sense blocker installed from birth, like so many of today's numptys.

    55. Re:For serious? by cob666 · · Score: 1

      Pedestrians do not have absolute right of way, they are expected to use due care and in many areas it is illegal for a pedestrian to unnecessarily stop or delay traffic even if they are within a marked or unmarked cross walk.

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    56. Re:For serious? by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Google DOES warn of dangers. The defendant claims...

      Rosenberg claims that she accessed the Maps function on her Blackberry mobile device, where it did not include the warning.

      Which is utter bull, I have google maps 3.2.1 on my blackberry and it certainly DOES warn you of dangers while following their directions. You also have to agree to a EULA when you launch it for the first time, which I imagine disclaims any liability.

    57. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happened in the US... come on, even us europeans know she'll win! I wouldn't be surprised if she'll later also claim to have spilled burning hot coffee all over herself and drag Starbucks or McDonalds into it. Now, where'd I put that popcorn...

    58. Re:For serious? by Cwix · · Score: 1
      perhaps you missed this part...

      there is such a thing as jay walking

      heres a definition jaywalker - A person who violates pedestrian traffic regulations by crossing a street away from a designated crossing or who walks on the part of the street intended for vehicles instead of the part designated for pedestrians en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jaywalker

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    59. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warning: Breathe regularly to prevent asphyxiation.

      BUT THE OXYGEN!
      The oxygen will rust my cells!

      Oh god, i'm going to explode... or implode, i'm not even sure anymore!

    60. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding

      It turns to a picture of Steve Buscemi??

      He's real funny-lookin' - more than most people, even.

    61. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this funny!

    62. Re:For serious? by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Almost all roads have shoulders (including the highway in question if you look at the links above). I haven't seen anything that suggests she was in the roadway, if she was, she has fault.
      The driver probably shares some of the fault, regardless of where the pedestrian was. (My son hit a pedestrian that was walking in the street where there was no sidewalk. Even though there was nice, level grass to walk on instead, and he got no tickets, he was civilly liable. The insurance company settled out-of-court, paying all the medical bills, even though they said the pedestrian was likely partly liable for being in the street, because it wouldn't be worth it for them to go to court.)
      Google might not have any fault, but if it's found they have even a small percent of fault, then they have the deep pockets and end up making up for anything the other liable parties can't afford.
      IANAL, YMMV, etc.

    63. Re:For serious? by Stu_28 · · Score: 1

      Should google have to write warnings for all dangers? WARNING: You are about to cross the road. Our records show that this intersection has a crosswalk. Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding. Be sure to check both ways for traffic before stepping onto the road. Be aware that there may be other pedestrians crossing the road. Be sure not to collide with them. Caution! Be aware that there may be open manholes! DO NOT step on a manhole that has it's cover removed. For a full list of applicable warnings, please go to www.google.ca/pleasetiemyshoes/

      You're asking this in a country where even hair dryers have labels like "WARNING: Do not use in shower."? Hell, pharmacists even put a "Warning: May cause drowsiness" sticker on a bottle of prescription sleeping pills...

    64. Re:For serious? by DarkOx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right and what do you do when you have bad directions? You turn around and go another way. Yea it sucks that Google produced a bad route. She approached this highway on foot though, she expects us to accept she could not take a look at the situation and decide if it was safe?

      My gosh whatever happened to personal responsibility; if Google had told here jump on a bridge would she have done it? Why do people feel entitled to go about not thinking in our society? Last I checked there was a large lump of gray tissue in everyone head which has the primary function of keeping them alive; maybe they should um use it!

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    65. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said Europe he didn't say Paris.
      Paris is not Europe, nor France, nor the World, even if most of its inhabitants believe it to be one of them, most often the World.

    66. Re:For serious? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Pity you weren't walking with her at the time ...

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    67. Re:For serious? by PaulBu · · Score: 5, Funny

      if Google had told her jump on a bridge...

      So, *this* is why they removed "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean -- 3462 miles" as part of the route to go from Boston, MA to London, UK! ;-)

      Paul B.

    68. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. They'll probably get awarded fees.

      IANAL.

    69. Re:For serious? by portnux · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's time to make people get a "walkers license" before they are allowed to walk outdoors?

    70. Re:For serious? by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      There appears to be a paved blacktop path that runs parallel to the road on the west side. I'd hazard a guess that this path is for walking and biking since we have these where I live and that's exactly what they are for.

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    71. Re:For serious? by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

      Some people are too stupid to live. Natural selection in action. Almost.

    72. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you have a very fucked up legal system.

    73. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why has she filed the lawsuit? because there is a chance of winning and big payoff. Why don't we get similar lawsuits in other countries? no chance of winning and no big payoffs.

    74. Re:For serious? by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      I thought for a while now, that for claims cases like this, the judge should have an "You are an idiot." Judgement. To which the case ends immediately, the defendant wins by default and the idiot gets "Idiot" branded onto their forehead and loses the right to ever make a small claims case again.

    75. Re:For serious? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      What gives you that idea?

    76. Re:For serious? by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 0

      Even the person that hit her is unlikely to be responsible, simply because it's illegal to walk on or across highways (at least in the US that is), and to dodge someone running across a highway unexpectedly would be very hard. In many cases, dodging a person might kill you and your family that's inside the car. Who would you prefer surviving? The crazy person who seems to want to get run over or your family? But knowing our court system, it will be the driver's fault regardless.

      Google does have a disclaimer (somewhere I've seen it before) that not all directions are perfect, and it's necessary to review the possible route before going through with it due to possible inaccuracies. I mean, swim across the ocean to get to London? :D

      The fact that she survived ensures weakness in the human genome.

    77. Re:For serious? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      We can only pray that Final Destination is actually what happens when someone like this cheats death.

    78. Re:For serious? by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's time to make people get a "walkers license" before they are allowed to walk outdoors?

      And perhaps they should be required to wear helmets too.

    79. Re:For serious? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Paris has a disadvantage compared to Chicago...history. Paris was a city when Chicago was a marsh full of wild onions.

      And all the 1300 years before that too.

      Chicago got its name 1800. Paris got a capital city in 508.

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    80. Re:For serious? by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly my point. To say "Europe has great sidewalks and the USA doesn't" is a gross generalization bordering on ridiculous...

    81. Re:For serious? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny
      When you close the browser window it should simply say:

      WARNING: Leaving the computer may cause you to encounter the real world (beta). This contains myriad dangers. If you are unsure how to proceed, please go to bed and hide under your duvet.

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    82. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't a lawsuit be dismissed on basis of being... well... absurd ?

      ...there is no legal precedent. So, no?

    83. Re:For serious? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Well, the car driver tried.

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    84. Re:For serious? by The+Archon+V2.0 · · Score: 1

      Right and what do you do when you have bad directions? You turn around and go another way.

      But the Internet told me to go that way! If it's on the Internet it MUST be true! All I was looking for directions to the protest in front of the store that doesn't serve veterans and refuses to send postcards and bottle caps and UPC codes to children with cancer and gives people AIDS with their payphones!

    85. Re:For serious? by mercurized · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if she'll later also claim to have spilled burning hot coffee all over herself and drag Starbucks or McDonalds into it.

      She didnt happen to be overrun by a Toyota by any chance, did she?

    86. Re:For serious? by Cryacin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You left out be neutered to prevent procreation.

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    87. Re:For serious? by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that actually exists as some kind of "due diligence" thing.

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    88. Re:For serious? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Hopefully it's a trial with a jury, and the jury will see bullshit for what it is. I've served on something similar, and in our case, the defendant fully admitted to fault and was willing to pay for medical costs related to the accident, however the prosecution was interested in a lot of pain and suffering that we simply found wasn't warranted.

      I can only hope they get a reasonable jury.

    89. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In related news, a woman has sued the country for not warning her in writing that when an interstate highway sign says 45 mph minimum speed, she can't go that fast without sometimes hitting things in the road, like huge fallen trees, snow plows pushing snow, or broken down trucks.

    90. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      David, don't just hang there. You can get even by suing /. for warning you too late about this!

    91. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's still there for Australia to US (via Japan and Hawaii).

    92. Re:For serious? by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

      At least you can walk along the pavement (sidewalk for Americans, trottoir for Francophones) [keep right or you will be glared at and possibly verbally accosted], occasionally buying gorgeous baguettes from real shops, unlike the US where you can only buy nasty baguette shaped bread from horrible, soulless shopping malls.

      And now that France has given up smoking, and keeps the pavements clear of dog droppings, I confess I find Paris an absolute joy. Ah, those shops, those smells. Wonderful.
      The odd narrow pavement adds a little character. Put your baby in a backpack - or if it's older, maybe you should get it to walk - think of that! My kids adored Paris - I'm not sure how they'd get on with Chicago.

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    93. Re:For serious? by capebretonsux · · Score: 1

      I'd just stay the way over to the right, or the left, whichever seemed safest at the time.

      Frogger. Loved that game!

    94. Re:For serious? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      white funny-looking guy

      Racist!

      DO NOT step on a manhole

      Sexist!

      open manholes

      Attempted Goatse?

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    95. Re:For serious? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Now you tell me. -- David Carradine

      Hey, it can be kind of fun in a kinky way - Michael Hutchence.

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    96. Re:For serious? by jcwayne · · Score: 0

      Fees which they'll never be able to collect. Winning an award doesn't magically make the money appear. Forcing the woman into bankruptcy would be a PR disaster. This is why big companies so often settle, it's usually cheaper and results in less of a PR hit; although, it does encourage the other trolls.

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    97. Re:For serious? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine was driving at 25mph on the snowy freeway. There was a good 200 yards between him and the next car ahead of him. The lane to his right was pretty much stopped. Some girl pulled out of the stopped lane into his lane like five yards in front of him; he swerved left to avoid hitting her, lost control because of the snow, spun, and ended up denting her rear side door.

      Totally her fault, right? That's not what the judge decided. My friend got fined for "losing control of his vehicle". No penalty to her.

      Sad to say, it seems that if the victim is a woman who cries enough, it doesn't really matter whether the guy driving the car did anything wrong. I suspect it's worse if the woman actually gets hurt.

      This was in Utah, too...

    98. Re:For serious? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's irrelevant whether she wins. The defendant has already lost - legal fees will cost them double the damages claimed if they fight the case.

      Actually, who wins will be quite relevant. Even if Google spends $1M winning this case, they will have precedent that they do not need an idiot warning at the start of their Google Maps app. This will keep other morons from suing them for similar mental failures.

    99. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't take a stroller to Paris. Strap it on or start it hiking.

    100. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the lawsuit, the car that hit her was headed southbound, so she was on the other side of the road.

      Whether or not it was legal to walk there probably depends largely on whether or not the pedestrian/bike path about 50 feet away is considered part of the same road.

    101. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe? Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

      Why to get free money when you sue, of course.

    102. Re:For serious? by Kitkoan · · Score: 4, Informative

      if Google had told her jump on a bridge...

      So, *this* is why they removed "Swim across the Atlantic Ocean -- 3462 miles" as part of the route to go from Boston, MA to London, UK! ;-)

      Paul B.

      Yeah, but you still get to kayak 5404km across the Pacific Ocean when going from Toyko to Sidney. (step number 48)

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    103. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please also remember to stop in a safe place to read this directions. DO NOT under any circumstances stop walking, stop breathing and read the directions on one of the lanes of a highway.

    104. Re:For serious? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Besides, most of the time, pedestrians just walk down the middle of the street in Paris.

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    105. Re:For serious? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      How much does this case increase their legal fees if the lawyers were employed full-time for a fixed salary anyway?

    106. Re:For serious? by morari · · Score: 1

      It's really too bad that the woman wasn't simply hit and killed by a car. We don't need people this stupid wasting space on an already overpopulated planet. Do any of us really want people walking around that require explicit warning when they're in danger of obvious things? I know I don't.

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    107. Re:For serious? by devnulljapan · · Score: 1

      Class action lawsuit!
      ---Michael Hutchence

    108. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sydney".

    109. Re:For serious? by drew30319 · · Score: 4, Informative
      In cases like this defendants sometimes file a motion for summary judgment stating that there is no cause of action.

      Wikipedia has an article that goes into greater detail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summary_judgment

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    110. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No I don't, because I'm not American. Have a nice day now!

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    111. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the defendant (Google) most likely has a well-staffed legal department, it's sunk cost

      I doubt Google's lawyers were sitting around waiting for a lawsuit. Be even if they were, the cost is real because Google anticipated the need for a standing army of lawyers.

      I wonder if this suit would've been filed in the UK, where the loser has to pay legal fees for both sides?

    112. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      How much would it reduce their legal fees if they didn't have to keep X lawyers on staff? They're still paying, one way or another. A sunk cost is still a cost.

      Assuming you're right that they have lawyers on staff[1], how do you think they decide the number? Roll 4D6? Don't you think that if the number of cases goes up by 50% they won't up their legal staff proportionally in the next budget, just in case?

      [1] they probably have some as advisers. However if those are tied down in a trial they aren't doing much advising.

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    113. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK it's at the judges discretion - I believe that's the case in the US also.

      But you're right in the sense that very very light grey is white, and very very dark grey is black, for practical purposes.

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    114. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      She didnt happen to be overrun by a Toyota by any chance, did she?

      Yes. It skidded on BP's spilled oil.

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    115. Re:For serious? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think that their expenditure will be a defence of "Oh, for the love of God, really?"

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    116. Re:For serious? by jelizondo · · Score: 1
      Really? How about the Great Tenochtitlan which was a city before Paris was anything but a mound of mud?

      Indeed, you will find few sidewalks in now-so-called Mexico City, but it shouldn't be

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    117. Re:For serious? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Please wait until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding.

      Michael Jackson signals? Where do I walk if the nose falls off?
         

    118. Re:For serious? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      I'd vote for stupid. Sure, it looks dangerous, but there's a clear foot path on the other side of the road!.

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    119. Re:For serious? by tibit · · Score: 1

      The judge should dismiss the suit against Google only, and fine her. I presume the paragraph below applies:

      UC 41-6a-1002 (1) (c) A pedestrian may not suddenly leave a curb or other place of safety and walk or run into the path of a vehicle which is so close as to constitute an immediate hazard.

      Of course the car could have potentially been driven recklessly, but the whole thing is between her and the guy who hit her. There's nothing about Google in this whole brouhaha. She is claiming in essence, that Google should pay for her stupidity. Here's news for ya, lady: you only get paid for stupidity if you're high enough in petroleum business, media or a financial institution. Or if you're a politician. Obviously the lady has got a few more tries ahead of her. Go for office!

      </sarcasm> The dark side of me wishes the lady would excuse herself from the gene pool. WTF?

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    120. Re:For serious? by GiMP · · Score: 1

      In many parts of the US, it is impossible to walk anywhere in a safe manner. Do you argue that people must instead drive everywhere? Where I live, the three closest bus stops all require walking along busy, shoulder-less roads. Many of the employees of a nearby strip mall walk along these dangerous roads on a daily basis. I occasionally do so as well, when I wish to travel into the city. Shortly beyond this, less than a mile, is an area of small-town charm with sidewalks, stores, bars, and cafes. However, it is impossible to reach that golden area without either trespass or a short, but incredibly dangerous, walk along a highway.

      When I take my bike to the park, which lies about 1 mile in the opposite direction from my house (relative to the town), I must again ride on shoulder-less, congested roads, and through a one-lane underpass (on a two-way road). Is it safe? Probably not. Will I continue to do it? Yes. I won't stop living, and I'm not planning to move any time soon.

      As silly as it might sound, I choose my home based on these aspects, because for where I live, these described conditions are nearly the best-case scenario for pedestrian traffic. To be any closer to sidewalks, I would have had to pay four times as much for my home, and it wouldn't be significantly better than it is for me now.

    121. Re:For serious? by tibit · · Score: 1

      I would like all such warnings to disappear. I don't think there's any evidence that they save lives, maybe with exception of the plastic bag warning. What a waste of time...

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    122. Re:For serious? by tibit · · Score: 1

      I don't think Google has any fault here... however she was on a highway as a pedestrian (which is almost always prohibited... for a reason)

      AFAIK, Utah has no laws specifically prohibiting pedestrians on any road, unless there is a traffic control device (a sign saying "NO PEDESTRIANS").

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    123. Re:For serious? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      At least it's by kayak, and not swimming.

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    124. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, this is exactly why we in Europe make for of Americans... how dumb can you be. Geez.

    125. Re:For serious? by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Too bad she didn't die. It would have contributed to the health of the gene pool.

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    126. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah

    127. Re:For serious? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      The opposite side of the road has a well worn footpath. It is clearly used by pedestrians all the time. This is a frivolous lawsuit, and the woman deserves a serious smackdown.

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    128. Re:For serious? by tibit · · Score: 1

      That law is a bunch of crap. I can't see how it can have any value. There's no way to fairly enforce it. You'd need to literally freeze the time, and do some experimental mechanics on the road surface in at-the-moment conditions, to determine whether the situation could be "unsafe". Heck, give me a break as to how to define "unsafe"... LOL. I hate such laws. They are basically carte blanche for issuing tickets.

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    129. Re:For serious? by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Plenty of people have driven into a lake when their GPS told them to (usually by driving down a boat launch ramp).

    130. Re:For serious? by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

      She's not quite dead enough to be eligible.

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    131. Re:For serious? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I think the driver might have a claim against the woman. The way I see it, the woman broke the law by illegally walking along in a street (shoulders count as the street) and her illegal act caused financial harm to another person, the person who hit her.

      I actually know of a case where exactly that happened: a man jay walked across a road (this was a country road, apparently, not a city street) and a car struck him because the car did not have time to stop. The insurance company of the driver successfully sued the man for damages -- because it was in fact his fault. Yeah, it seems bad to sue the person who got hit, but we need to keep our eyes on the facts here: the person who got hit caused the accident; and whoever causes the accident pays for damages.

      But as you correctly said, it depends completely on the exact facts of the case. The second linked article has some pictures of the roadway but it doesn't provide all the details.

    132. Re:For serious? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yes of course. That happens all the time (thank goodness), and might happen with this case. But this case isn't to the point of dismissal yet, it has only just been filed.

    133. Re:For serious? by suomynonAyletamitlU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That defense needs to win more often.

    134. Re:For serious? by muridae · · Score: 1

      So, Paris has had 1300 years longer to get the sidewalks in usable shape, and still hasn't? Sheesh, next you will tell me these old cities can't even get buildings to stand up straight.

    135. Re:For serious? by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Even the person that hit her is unlikely to be responsible, simply because it's illegal to walk on or across highways (at least in the US that is)...

      In Ohio, every interstate highway, state route, or other divided highway has a sign on every on-ramp stating it is illegal for pedestrians, bicycles, or powered vehicles under a certain amount of HP (catches mopeds and scooters but not motorcycles) to enter the highway.

      I don't know about Utah, but in Ohio, the judge would throw the case out because she was breaking the fucking law to begin with. Then the Ohio State Highway Patrol would sue her, since she admitted in a court document to breaking the law, and would win. I don't think they would do much to her since she was already hit and publicly humiliated, but they might suspend her license if she has one (she was walking on a highway, so who knows?).

      That would be in Ohio. No idea about Utah.

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    136. Re:For serious? by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      She's clearly working on it.
      There would be nothing finer than a Darwin Award with multiple attempts leading to a success.

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    137. Re:For serious? by ikeman32 · · Score: 1

      People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe? Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

      If Google had put a disclaimer such as: Google shall not be held liable for random or momentary lapses of common sense. Use of or products and services constitutes acceptance of this policy.

    138. Re:For serious? by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 1

      Plenty of people have driven into a lake, and blamed it on their GPS because they're too ashamed to admit their own stupidity.

      There, fixed that for ya

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    139. Re:For serious? by zippthorne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Paris was a city when Chicago was a marsh full of wild onions.

      It's good to know that Paris was a city this year, but what does that have to do with Paris's history?

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    140. Re:For serious? by LBt1st · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They're not there to save lives. They're there to save money from lawsuits like this one.

      What we need is a better legal system so stupid warning labels won't be necessary for either reason.

    141. Re:For serious? by smart_ass · · Score: 1

      Me wonders if she wasn't perhaps fiddling with said Blackberry whilst walking and that is the ultimate cause of the problem.

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    142. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw, they can just bill their face-saving legal efforts to their marketing budget, which exists partly for the purpose of face-saving efforts anyways.

    143. Re:For serious? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      If you don't use a helmet when you should, you do not really have brains important enough to protect.

      Corollary: if you don't really have brains, using a helmet would be a waste of valuable resources.

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    144. Re:For serious? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Is the problem with the table saw, or my sack?"

      Your sack, obviously. Multiple thousands of RPMs and a fairly heavy rotary saw blade just shredded them, while it's perfectly intact.

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    145. Re:For serious? by Kakari · · Score: 1

      I believe it's called frivolous litigation

    146. Re:For serious? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I RTFA, there is an anchor that points to the images. The Plaintiff clearly avoided the pathway. I can't help but wonder what the Plaintiff's attorney fees are, but I wager Google's will be not free, as in Bloom Box Powered Search Engines.

    147. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I took that route once. But because of Karlsberg, not google

    148. Re:For serious? by Bu11etmagnet · · Score: 1
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    149. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but my guess is; Yes it can, but they probably word it differently.

    150. Re:For serious? by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1

      In Ohio, every interstate highway, state route, or other divided highway has a sign on every on-ramp stating it is illegal for pedestrians, bicycles, or powered vehicles under a certain amount of HP (catches mopeds and scooters but not motorcycles) to enter the highway.

      I don't know about Utah, but in Ohio, the judge would throw the case out because she was breaking the fucking law to begin with.

      This does not appear to have been a fucking freeway.

    151. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she succeeds in her suit then the US law system is seriously broken and counter evolutionary as it favors stupidity.

    152. Re:For serious? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Miyagi: Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later

      [makes squish gesture]

      Miyagi: get squish just like grape.

    153. Re:For serious? by Scott+Wood · · Score: 1

      It is typically not illegal to walk on the side of a road. Street View at Main St and Deer Valley Dr did not show any signs prohibiting pedestrians, nor was the separate pedestrian path very visible, nor were there any signs indicating the presence of the path, how to access it, or where it leads.

      It is also not typically considered the pedestrian's fault when a driver cannot control their weap^H^H^H^Hvehicle well enough to avoid hitting said pedestrian, provided the pedestrian doesn't do something particularly stupid (no, just walking on the side of the road doesn't count -- jay walking is a different story).

      It's also not typically considered the map's fault, though.

    154. Re:For serious? by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Yes, his fault. When you are in a lane with flowing traffic right next to a lane with stopped traffic, you know some idiot is going to pull out, and you adjust for that.

      That said, I much prefer the local laws, that say that anyone attempting a manoeuvre (like lane-switching) is at fault in a collision.

      However, that being said, the fact that they may be legally at fault doesn't help you much if you get hit, especially not on a motorcycle, which is why riding courses teach the above attitude: it's your responsibility to take into account that some drivers are idiots.

      Mart

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    155. Re:For serious? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      A couple years ago I was in Oklahoma City for work at a hospital. I got dropped off by a taxi at the hotel, which was across a large four lane highway from the hospital. The walk to the hospital was bad enough, as there was no crosswalk. I had to wait until there was a red light and then run across before the light changed again.

      I needed to grab some clothes so I walked to the Target which was less than a half mile away. There were no sidewalks *anywhere* that I could take. No safer route. The walk included scrambling under a large overpass and crossing the offramp. People were honking and looking at me like I was crazy, but there literally was no way I could get where I was going without crossing highways (other than renting a car or taxi, which would have been ridiculous for a total walking distance of less than a mile).

      Some cities have poor pedestrian access, and some have *no* pedestrian access.

    156. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, that's the key word right there: a thinking person. However, many people nowadays don't think, they just blindly rely on technology (and courts, should that fail). Stupidity is now a viable reproductive strategy.

    157. Re:For serious? by Mister+Pedant · · Score: 0

      please note when in Paris:

      1. the sidewalk/pavement is reserved for scooters

      2. the pedestrian crossings are reserved for parking large vehicles

      3. at pedestrian crossings the 'don't walk' sign really means 'DANGER! - DO NOT WALK', the 'walk' sign means the same as the don't walk sign

    158. Re:For serious? by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Then it needs to be tried more often, rather than letting lawyers decide strategy - which will always be "More billable hours".

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    159. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you can use France, and ESPECIALLY not Paris as any kind of indicator of sideway quality or driver behavior.

    160. Re:For serious? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Actually, who wins will be quite relevant. Even if Google spends $1M winning this case, they will have precedent that they do not need an idiot warning at the start of their Google Maps app. This will keep other morons from suing them for similar mental failures.

      They have an idiot warning at the start of their Google Maps app. If they win, they'll have precedent that that warning is good enough.

    161. Re:For serious? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Have a nice day now!

      Only American trained retail employees use the phrase "Have a nice day" when they clearly hate you*, and you know that couldn't care how your day goes. Every time I hear it, I feel like grabbing the person by the scruff of the neck, slapping them round the face, and telling them to behave like the cynical Brit that they really are and stop trying to be American; pretending to care is worse & more annoying than not caring at all. Then I remember that they probably know this, and are either doing it because they've been told, or (more likely) out of vicious spite and thus being their cynical selves after all. As you seem to have taken the latter option against the AC GP, I'm guessing you've encountered a retail worker in the UK at some point as well. /rant ;p

      *except the ones I actually met in the US, who somehow actually said it like they meant it; still, having someone follow you around, looking like they'll hug you any second now, still makes for an annoying shopping experience.

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    162. Re:For serious? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Quite often, Google's bicycle directions suck. In my area (which has millions of bikes), Google seems completely unaware of any of the thousands of bicycle paths. The pedestrian route isn't much better. Open Streetmap is far superior.

    163. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In cases like this defendants sometimes file a motion for summary judgment stating that there is no cause of action.

      Wikipedia has an article that goes into greater detail: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summary_judgment

      Unfortunately it still forces the defendant to answer the suit and then go through discovery, which is insanely broad and expensive in the US.

      SCO was able to go on for 7 years with a groundless lawsuit against Linux, just because Microsoft poured 70+ million dollars into SCO to fund the frivolous lawsuit. ($20m+ direct investment by Microsoft, $50m indirect investment via Baystar)

    164. Re:For serious? by Darfeld · · Score: 1

      If we put her in a shrödinger box, would she be dead enough?

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    165. Re:For serious? by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

      Yes and no.

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    166. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the bigger roads were only built for the kings... try the Avenue the Paris going from Versailles to the capital and you'll see what I mean...

    167. Re:For serious? by quadrox · · Score: 1

      Its clearly the table saw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esnQwVZOrUU

    168. Re:For serious? by francisco.colaco · · Score: 1

      They now suggest the slightly longer route, going north through Alaska, Siberia, the Urals, European Russia, Poland, Germany, Belgium and France. One only has to swim two short 20 miles journeys: one at the Bering Straight and the other at the Channel.

      You may only swim once if you consider walking besides the Eurotunnel tracks.

      FHC

    169. Re:For serious? by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      It's irrelevant whether she wins. The defendant has already lost - legal fees will cost them double the damages claimed if they fight the case.

      The suit is silly enough that they could just hire a temp for $8 an hour, buy him a suit, and sent him to sit in the courtroom and wait until the case is dismissed.

    170. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly my point. To say "Europe has great sidewalks and the USA doesn't" is a gross generalization bordering on ridiculous...

      Depending on where you're looking at, it's true, though.

      And we're not just talking about cities, either. Imagine I want to go from one town to another (I live in Germany) without taking either a car or a train - let's say I want to take a bike (or perhaps walk, although obviously, that'll only work if the two towns aren't that far from each other in the first place). I can do that; I can't follow the Autobahn, of course, but all "regular" federal/state/county roads have paved sidewalks for pedestrians and bikers (separated from the actual road by a green strip). The only exceptions are the tiniest rural roads, the kind that only have one lane for both directions where you can't go faster than 20 mph at most anyway and where you'll probably never encounter another car, but there, you can bike or walk on the road, anyway.

      I don't know what it's like in the USA, of course. I've been there once, and found that I couldn't walk from the house of the friend I visited to the Target supermarket that was literally two hundred meters away - there were no sidewalks, no pedestrian crossings to cross the busy road separating the two, no pedestrian bridges, no pedestrian tunnels, nothing. We had to take the car. We ended up going on a trip through three states (Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio), too, and I noticed a distinct lack of sidewalks everywhere.

      It's all just an anecdote, of course. And FWIW, we didn't visit any *big* cities, like Chicago, or New York, or San Francisco; I'm sure these have great sidewalks.

      But I think when people say that sidewalks are better in Europe than in the USA, I think there's some truth to that.

    171. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Googler here: it is because an asshat tried to do exactly that that it was removed.

    172. Re:For serious? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      So, I could file a suit against her, claiming libel because she makes people who walk from Point A to Point B, rather than drive, look stupid?

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    173. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      test it on another table saw.

    174. Re:For serious? by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I wonder with tort whether the perception of ridiculous lawsuits is as important as their actual existence.

      I have read studies in several legal journals showing that awards and numbers of ridiculous cases have not actually gone up significantly in the last twenty years, but people just feel they have because every crazy case someone files gets on national news. Or you hear the reward without hearing the real details of the case (see the infamous McDonald's coffee suit). However...

      There is no denying that liability is much more in the forefront of everyone's minds. There are more waivers to sign at every vaguely dangerous event I've been to, and everyone talks about all the stuff they used to do but that insurance now requires them to for liability purposes. Just look at children's playground equipment. And everyone says "oh, that makes sense, because people sue for any crazy thing nowadays." Surveys for CEO's show that they definitely feel they have to consider it more on all actions.

      I've spoken with multiple doctors who say that they over-treat and over-diagnose symptoms (sometimes to the tune of thousands of dollars - paid for by insurance, of course) because they want to cover their own ass against liability. Everyone's terrified of malpractice suits and acts accordingly.

      So the end result is the same restrictions as if people were actually successfully litigating anything, whether it's happening or not...

    175. Re:For serious? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Of course not, they are being sued because there was no warning on the map, displayed through her blackberry.

      My guess is, RIM would be a more sensible responsible party, since they didn't display the warning.

      But RIM is still a bad choice because HER BRAIN should have told her "Hmm... Freeway. Cars move fast. I should be careful."

      So, really, she should file suit against her own brain.

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    176. Re:For serious? by Velex · · Score: 1

      Repeal the 19th Amendment TODAY!

      FTFY. Too bad I won't be able to moderate this thread now, but I don't see any other misogynist comments to mod up.

      This incident is just an example of how women think and why women should not be able to vote.

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    177. Re:For serious? by shnull · · Score: 1

      Yea maybe google must put up a disclaimer that maps is only to be used with people who have an IQ of at least 1 ? (and at least one eye that works)

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    178. Re:For serious? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Whereas driving into a lake because your GPS tells you to makes you look like an intellectual...

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    179. Re:For serious? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Should be covered by the Being Bloody Stupid Act of 1844.

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    180. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's step number 711 on the walking directions :-(

      "Walking directions to Sydney NSW, Australia
      10,567 km – about 84 days 10 hours"

      But it's shorter than the driving directions! 10,694 km

    181. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A bigger improvement would be for the lawyers to die. Perhaps they could stage a re-enactment of the accident with her legal team.

    182. Re:For serious? by Godkar · · Score: 0

      And she would have won a Darwin Awards...

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    183. Re:For serious? by AltairDusk · · Score: 1

      Warning: Google has determined you do not have the necessary intelligence to walk anywhere, please remain in your home and call a taxi.

    184. Re:For serious? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the Absurd case and you are just an Idiot defence does not always work ...

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    185. Re:For serious? by richlv · · Score: 1

      courts spend tax money, don't they ? send an appreciation card to the creature.

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    186. Re:For serious? by galego · · Score: 1

      Save your vitriol, but put it in the fridge, not freezer. Remember, that suits like this are encouraged by the fact that others have won or at least settled on other absurd claims.

      Correction on the department categorization: *america-amazes-me-sometimes* dept should be *because-americans-have-become-a-bunch-of-litigious-ninnies* dept

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    187. Re:For serious? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      And we're not just talking about cities, either. Imagine I want to go from one town to another (I live in Germany) without taking either a car or a train - let's say I want to take a bike (or perhaps walk, although obviously, that'll only work if the two towns aren't that far from each other in the first place). I can do that; I can't follow the Autobahn, of course, but all "regular" federal/state/county roads have paved sidewalks for pedestrians and bikers (separated from the actual road by a green strip). The only exceptions are the tiniest rural roads, the kind that only have one lane for both directions where you can't go faster than 20 mph at most anyway and where you'll probably never encounter another car, but there, you can bike or walk on the road, anyway.

      I don't know what it's like in the USA, of course.

      Of course. And the reality is that only Germans and other rich white Europeans REALLY care about roads on a deep fundamental level. It is probably safe to assume that other countries populated mostly by relatively wealthy (ask anybody in Africa) and racially-advantaged people have similar benefits, but my lady who grew up in various parts of Europe tells me that many of the roads are narrow lanes with barely enough room for two Minis to pass. So this is going to depend very much on where you are. The same is true of the USA; in bumfuck nowhere, there are no sidewalks. Where I live (Kelseyville, CA) many of the streets are dirt: You can literally turn off the highway and directly onto a dirt street, which connects through four or five other dirt streets before you see pavement again. A small handful of the largest roads have sidewalks, but for the most part, they are absent. Then again, so is the pavement. Where I'm from (Santa Cruz) almost all of the roads have sidewalks, and they're usually in pretty good repair, though they were trashed from 1989 to about 1999 due to quake damage from the Loma Prieta event. A 7.1 has a way of re-settling concrete and tarmac alike.

      In much of Europe, there's no room for sidewalks; in much of the US, there's no inclination. Keep in mind that we have more cars than people in our most populous state (California) which also tends to be where people have to drive the furthest to get places, outside of Texas.

      I've been there once, and found that I couldn't walk from the house of the friend I visited to the Target supermarket that was literally two hundred meters away - there were no sidewalks, no pedestrian crossings to cross the busy road separating the two, no pedestrian bridges, no pedestrian tunnels, nothing. We had to take the car. We ended up going on a trip through three states (Virginia, West Virginia, Ohio), too, and I noticed a distinct lack of sidewalks everywhere.

      Most of those places, you don't need one, because we have so much more room here. The USA literally has three states which are over 60% managed by the bureau of land management, which manages places nobody wants to live. Mostly people rent the right to graze cattle there but there's also some (probably illegal) oil and gas wells, and plenty of periodic timber harvesting (read: clear-cutting) A friend of mine lives on a highway and has no other vehicular path out of her house, but she can WALK to the back of the property, pass the fence, and get to another road. If you live across a freeway (no pedestrian access) from where you want to go, sure, you might have to legally go the long way around. But given our low population densities there's no point to building foot bridges. They have 'em over the Interamericano in Panama, by way of comparison: But practically everyone there is on public transportation, and they have them next to bus stops, so there's actually people to use them.

      Long story short, your friend lived someplace unsuitable for a human. Only businesses belong right on freeways. Freeways are something of an abomination, but that's what you get when you give your auto companies free rein to buy and terminate profitable public transportation concessions.

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    188. Re:For serious? by ajdowntown · · Score: 1

      You have to kayak twice if you are going from Tokyo to Los Angeles (steps 24 & 38). The odd thing here is that it requires you to enter in Washington, even though it appears to be quicker just to Kayak straight to Los Angeles from Hawaii.

    189. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange....if you spell Sydney correctly, it seems to realise you might not be just a stupid tourist and just tells you to get a plane.

    190. Re:For serious? by schwanerhill · · Score: 1

      It's irrelevant whether she wins. The defendant has already lost - legal fees will cost them double the damages claimed if they fight the case.

      In this case, the legal expenses are probably much more onerous to the litigant (an individual) than to the defendant (Google). Assuming she does lose in court, Google will be fine, but she won't.

      This isn't the kind of case that will involve days or weeks in court and huge teams of attorneys on both sides like, say, a patent case between two companies.

      There are some cases in which the loser has to pay the winner's legal fees anyway; if ever that were appropriate, it would be this case. Any idea if that's true here?

    191. Re:For serious? by Alinabi · · Score: 1

      True, but you can walk from any point A to any point B without having to leave the sidewalk except to cross the street. Except for a few large cities (NYC, Boston, Portland OR), that is not the case in the US. At some point you will have to walk on a road with no sidewalks.

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    192. Re:For serious? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      So, really, she should file suit against her own brain.

      Unfortunately, as the saying goes, you can't get blood out of a turnip.

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    193. Re:For serious? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I don't recall seeing "no pedestrian/bike traffic" on the highway I normally use. However, there is a minimum speed of 40 MPH. So, unless the pedestrian plans to run down the road at 40 MPH or faster, s/he should stay off that highway.

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    194. Re:For serious? by porkcharsui79 · · Score: 1

      Only in the USA ridiculous stuff like this can happen... Nobody here in the EU would be ignorant enough to sue a company because they were STUPID themself! How retarded do you have to be to follow a highway on foot!!! How impossibly blind do you have to be to get hit on the highway... the road bank wasn't big enough?!?! I cannot understand how things like this get any media attention... it only gives other retards the same idea!

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    195. Re:For serious? by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Hopefully some enterprising Google Maps developer will add a feature where you can have such warnings, in their entirety, attached to every single driving direction step, as well as in callouts all over your route map, then call it "Rosenberg Mode".

      Someone that stupid deserves to be mocked. (although I'm sure she'll get a settlement just to avoid a suit, so "complete ass" might be more appropriate than "stupid."

    196. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it has to be customized per country. In former East Germany it would have to indicate clearly that you should walk on the guy in green with the funny hat and in Pamplona it should include that you must avoid Bulls.

    197. Re:For serious? by phlinn · · Score: 1

      It's probably legal to walk on the side of non-interstate highways in Utah. It's one of the more rural states, so most likely the only thing connecting some areas are highways. In Montana, you can walk along highways. However, you are supposed to walk against the flow of traffic if feasible when on a road with no sidewalks. That's my only issue with the google walking directions. They apparently have her cross the road to walk with the flow of traffic when there is clearly space to walk on the left side of the road, which would have let her see oncoming traffic.

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    198. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google maps 3.2.1 for windows mobile device has a warning as well.
      "Walking directions (beta): use caution." is listed with the first direction step.

    199. Re:For serious? by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      The defendant has to pay court fees even if they win?

      I'm just asking, because that sounds really crappy.

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    200. Re:For serious? by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

      The defendant has to pay the court fees upfront, and recoup them if/when they win (and if the plaintiff has the cash/assets at the time the court orders them to pay the defendant's fees).

    201. Re:For serious? by nodrogluap · · Score: 1

      Probably a trick of the Mercator projection...

    202. Re:For serious? by Patheos · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to point out Lauren Rosenberg, the lady hit by the car is actually from Los Angeles California. She was hit in Utah and thus her lawyers are in Utah.

    203. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google’s well-paid legal department could be "well-staffed" at 50, rather than "well-staffed" at 100+ needed to fend off frivolous law suits from individuals like this looking for a big payout due to their own self-inflected negligence.

    204. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this woman ought to be countersued by Google for having too much neanderthal DNA...obviously Google cannot be held accountable for someone else's level of stupidity!

    205. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along the lines of roads, tech, and stupidity

      "A 17-year-old Marlboro driver who attempted to make an illegal left turn on Route 33 after his GPS 'told him to turn left' caused a four-car collision, a report in the Asbury Park Press said. "

      http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/driver_following_gps_direction.html

    206. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost as ridiculous as this woman's lawsuit!

    207. Re:For serious? by Ryatt · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add: "If you are in New York City, do not look other pedestrians in the eye."

    208. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought for a while now, that for claims cases like this, the judge should have an "You are an idiot." Judgement. To which the case ends immediately, the defendant wins by default

      Summary judgment and dismissal.

      and the idiot gets "Idiot" branded onto their forehead and loses the right to ever make a small claims case again.

      While not quite the same, there's dismissal with prejudice, which block some future claims.

    209. Re:For serious? by etnoy · · Score: 1

      Here in Sweden we used to have a direction service similar to what Google offers today. That service included ferry lines. However, their optimization tree had weighted all ferry lines to have a cost of zero (it is probably very difficult to properly implement ferries, with timetables and all), so the tree search algorithm they used dutifully reported the "optimal paths" to be ridiculous detours, just because they included ferrying large distances. It didn't matter if the ferry routes were overnight whilst the highway was below four hours by car, it still *only* showed that route. Fail. :)

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    210. Re:For serious? by dsgrntlxmply · · Score: 1
      The good news about Paris sidewalks is that while carefully scanning them for merde de chien (dog poo), I found an F200 (around US$30 at the time) banknote. The bad news is that this is almost enough to buy lunch. The good news is that lunch runs from noon to 2PM.

      You want a sidewalk challenge, try Saigon. The sidewalks are choked with parked motorbikes. Those sidewalks that are not choked with parked motorbikes, are at times challenged by moving motorbikes attempting to gain advantage over streets that are choked with slowly moving motorbikes.

    211. Re:For serious? by flibuste · · Score: 1

      No, you are wrong. People don't walk along highways "all the time". The average life expectancy on a highway side is between 10mn and 30mn depending on where you live. You DON'T walk along highways. When you find yourself on a highway with only your two legs, there is only ONE option: LEAVE. Get behind protective barriers, trees, anything, if you want to live more than the next hour.

    212. Re:For serious? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      It's at the onramp, before you turn. Look and you'll see some kind of equivalent. They have them all over the US.

    213. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without a street view? No thank you.

    214. Re:For serious? by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Why on earth would a thinking person even consider putting hot coffee from McDonald's between her legs while driving and then complain when she gets burned?

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    215. Re:For serious? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Did you read the article you just linked to? Clearly, there was no pathway on that road.

      Are you not from the U.S.? People from Europe are often surprised to learn that we have roads with no pedestrian pathways here.

    216. Re:For serious? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      That sounds like Springfield, IL. Except some neighborhoods don't even HAVE sidewalks.

    217. Re:For serious? by Rival · · Score: 1

      In Ohio, every interstate highway, state route, or other divided highway has a sign on every on-ramp stating it is illegal for pedestrians, bicycles, or powered vehicles under a certain amount of HP (catches mopeds and scooters but not motorcycles) to enter the highway.

      I did a double-take when I read that -- how many hitpoints do you need to enter the highway? :-)

    218. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was not driving, she was in the passenger seat.
      The car was not moving, it was parked.

      What she DID do was: "She placed the coffee cup between her knees and pulled the far side of the lid toward her to remove it. In the process, she spilled the entire cup of coffee on her lap."

    219. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just an update, the woman was NOT from Utah, but from Los Angeles County.

      http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=10993315

      Link to article updating this info. Makes me feel better that the moron in question wasn't local.

    220. Re:For serious? by Doogie+Howser · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you still get to kayak 5404km across the Pacific Ocean when going from Toyko to Sidney. (step number 48)

      Don't forget the landing near Darwin...

    221. Re:For serious? by Meski · · Score: 1

      People walk on busy highways without sidewalks and think they're going to be perfectly safe? Why on earth would a thinking person even consider going by that route?

      Your question contains its own answer, which I have bolded.

    222. Re:For serious? by Meski · · Score: 1

      With luck she will have to pay costs.

    223. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most highways don't HAVE any ramps, the one in TFA included, it's a direct turn from another road and the only sign there is "Stop". STOP TALKING ABOUT FREEWAYS!

    224. Re:For serious? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Really? How about the Great Tenochtitlan which was a city before Paris was anything but a mound of mud?

      Is that so? Funny, considering Paris already had a population of tens of thousands over a thousand years before Tenochtitlan was anything but a mount of mud, and had 250000 people around the time Aztecs started building their city in 1300's.

      Here is a map of Paris a hundred years before Tenochtitlan was established. Feel free to hang it on the wall for your viewing pleasure.

    225. Re:For serious? by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this is the US, we don't get blood in lawsuits, only money and occasionally cease and desist orders.

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    226. Re:For serious? by jelizondo · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected.

      Except of course that the Great Tenochtitlan had an enormous advantege: a total lack of french people!

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    227. Re:For serious? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In this case, the legal expenses are probably much more onerous to the litigant (an individual) than to the defendant (Google).

      So what?

      Assuming she does lose in court, Google will be fine, but she won't.

      Do you understand how the US legal system works? You may want to google for "contingency fees".

      There are some cases in which the loser has to pay the winner's legal fees anyway; if ever that were appropriate, it would be this case. Any idea if that's true here?

      In the US it's very very rare for the loser to be forced to pay the winner's costs. This was already discussed elsewhere in the thread, so why are you even asking?

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    228. Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there's something quicker and better (for a defendant) than summary judgment - what is called (generally) in state court a demurrer, and in federal court a 12(b)(6) motion after the Federal Rule of Civil Procedure after which it is named. It involves no actual expenditure on fact finding, like summary judgment does, and is what usually takes care of lawsuits that don't actually have a basis in the law - like this one.

  2. Um. by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who's fault is it when you're walking on a highway?

    1. Re:Um. by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my opinion she has the right to be refunded all the money she paid for using google maps.

    2. Re:Um. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Exactly. How is this any different than Google suggesting I use a crosswalk and getting hit?

      The driver is the only one at fault. Highway driving or not, you are supposed to be watching out for pedestrians (hikers, cyclists, etc).

      However, she should lose the case for either stupidity or greed, whichever is driving her to sue the big company.

    3. Re:Um. by Interoperable · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks to me like it's RIM's fault.

      Rosenberg claims that she accessed the Maps function on her Blackberry mobile device, where it did not include the warning.

      I'd say it's time to fire the lawyers who forgot to sue RIM and then use new lawyers to sue the lawyers whose mistake it was.

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    4. Re:Um. by lorenlal · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm not willing to say that the driver is the only one at fault. If she's absent minded enough to follow her blackberry for walking directions onto a highway and realize there's an increased risk for doing so after the fact... I don't doubt she could have taken a few steps right in front of the car at the wrong time either.

      But, in all likelihood, yes... The driver wasn't paying attention. This should be an insurance + local law enforcement matter. Google shouldn't be involved whatsoever.

    5. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google may be at fault for many things, but a moron getting run over for not looking around for traffic is not one of them.

    6. Re:Um. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      Agreed that pedestrians usually have a bit of blame when it comes to an accident, But assuming
      A) She wasn't crossing the highway
      and
      B) She wasn't within 2 feet of the solid white

      than she shouldn't be at fault. Don't know if thats the case

    7. Re:Um. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Depends. I'm pretty certain in some countries it's illegal. I forget the Latin phrase, but there's a legal maxim that says "Doing something wrong? Tough shit on you, pal".

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    8. Re:Um. by Ciaran+Power · · Score: 1

      Who's fault is it when you're walking on a highway?

      The driver's fault, assuming she didn't jump out in front of the traffic. Whatever about her decision to walk down a major road, it's still the responsibility of drivers not to travel too fast for the conditions. Looking at the google streetview for the road in question - it looks like a busy road (2 lanes each direction and a middle passing lane?) but it doesn't look so busy or dangerous that a driver would be unable to react if he saw someone walking.

    9. Re:Um. by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Whoever has the most money.

    10. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we collectivly sue her for wasting vital limited oxygen supplies?

    11. Re:Um. by jbengt · · Score: 1

      You are right in that the driver, in almost all situations, would have fault.
      But it could very well be that the pedestrian shares some of the fault, especially if she was in the roadway rather than the shoulder, and also if she had a chance to get out of the way, but didn't. Of course, this varies from state to state.
      Google having fault, though, I don't know.
      IANAL, YMMV

    12. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is obviously the driver's fault, it was a road with 5 lanes. Why did the driver not drive around the lady

    13. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that. RIM doesn't include the disclaimers to prevent against stupid people like this, RIM gets sued. Not Google.

      Seriously. If you can't tell who to sue, you shouldn't be suing anybody.

    14. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say even 100 times the money she paid for using the service!

    15. Re:Um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On my Blackberry using the google maps app, it says "Walking directions (beta): use caution" as the first step of every set of walking directions I get.

      It actually made me worried because I was walking a pretty good distance and had to cross a freeway - and I had no idea if there was a good pedestrian crossing or not. (There was)

    16. Re:Um. by tagno25 · · Score: 1

      In this case she should have all the fault. There was a walking path that she had to walk past to get on the road.

    17. Re:Um. by Kenoli · · Score: 1

      But google TOLD me to walk on the highway!

    18. Re:Um. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Did you see the picture of the roadside? To me it seems unquestionably unreasonable for a pedestrian to use that tiny shoulder; it is tantamount to walking in the road. To me, that absolves the driver of fault, and in fact opens a tort by the driver against the walker. But, I only know the few scant details from the article, which might not be complete, and other details might change my opinion.

    19. Re:Um. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      For reals. She didn't even bother to sue the company which paved the road.

    20. Re:Um. by captainpanic · · Score: 1

      In most countries in Europe, there is a simple roadsign at all the entrances and exits of highways - to prevent pedestrians and bicycles from entering the highway.

      In top trumps, Road Signs and Laws beat Google maps.

    21. Re:Um. by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      After the accident, she could have landed anywhere, no way to know where she was walking.

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  3. I'm sorry but... by richardkelleher · · Score: 1, Redundant

    is she f&#%^g blind, just stupid or what. If you don't feel safe walking some place, DON'T WALK THERE!

    1. Re:I'm sorry but... by Krau+Ming · · Score: 0

      but she did feel safe thanks to the lack of warning on the google directions.

    2. Re:I'm sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good question. What would happen if a blind person were given directions without accompanying warning? I would think the turnout to be different than this one will (woman losing horribly).

      And it's this reason that I hate disability laws. They undermine common sense, and place unjust burden (financial and effort) on the wrong party. (Cue "you don't know what it's like" appeal to emotion -- the world isn't fair and can't be made so.)

    3. Re:I'm sorry but... by richardkelleher · · Score: 0, Troll

      So, you are saying she was f&%$&^#% blind? Look, see, not safe, don't walk = normal thought process. Look, see, not safe, keep walking = f#&@^$ stupid.

    4. Re:I'm sorry but... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Any blind person relying only on google maps, isnt exactly the brightest crayon in the box either.

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    5. Re:I'm sorry but... by baboo_jackal · · Score: 5, Funny

      but she did feel safe thanks to the lack of warning on the google directions.

      I totally sympathize with her. I was looking up walking directions from Seattle to Brisbane, Australia and when the Google Maps turn #10 ended up being "Kayak across the Pacific Ocean," for 2,756 miles at first I was like, "No way I can kayak that far." But then I realized that Google Maps wouldn't tell me to do something that wasn't perfectly safe so I went ahead and did it.

      Sooo... Long story short, do you think Omaha Steaks delivers to GPS coordinates in the ocean? Also, do they carry sunblock?

      --Sent from my Blackberry wireless device

    6. Re:I'm sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there food where you are? I'm down for a kayaking trip if it'll get me out of Seattle.

    7. Re:I'm sorry but... by Ocker3 · · Score: 1

      --Sent from my Blackberry wireless device (Via his 007 sattelite linkup)

    8. Re:I'm sorry but... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting question...

      What if Google Maps directs you to a spot along perfectly safe routes and then says to walk along an unsafe route? You're out in the middle of nowhere and your only choice is to go back where you came and hope to stumble upon a better route. So much for Google's time-saving directions.

      That said, I do agree that this is a case of lawyers casting a wide net. I've looked at Google's bicycling directions and combine them with street view to see where they expect me to go, where to turn, etc. So far, I've been pretty unimpressed with the routes that Google is coming up with.

      But that's why it's Beta, I suppose.

    9. Re:I'm sorry but... by Krau+Ming · · Score: 0

      Look, see, not safe, keep walking = f#&@^$ stupid.

      in between "not safe" and "keep walking" there was "shit, it's the highway...ugh, i don't want to have to turn around and walk all the way home."

    10. Re:I'm sorry but... by Aranykai · · Score: 4, Funny

      See, thats why blackberry is great. An iPhone wouldn't get signal in the middle of the Pacific.

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    11. Re:I'm sorry but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you have signal in the ocean? These things are better than I thought...

    12. Re:I'm sorry but... by jqpublic13 · · Score: 1

      Of course, Google also indicates that you should head up through Seattle, Washington, when travelling from San Francisco, California, to Honolulu, Hawaii, so maybe the problem is the Pacific Northwest (of the US), and not the kayaking part...

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    13. Re:I'm sorry but... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I had a similar complaint, though on a different basis: Kayaking straight to Australia is only 7358 miles, but Google's route is over 13,000 miles -- nearly double! As far as I can tell, there's absolutely no reason to detour through Japan, let alone pass through the well-known pirate waters of Indonesia.

  4. So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No personal responsibility at all involved here? I can see how the driver is liable, but Google? Psht.

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    1. Re:So.... by frozentier · · Score: 3, Informative

      IS the driver liable if she's just walking aimlessly down a highway? Where I'm from, it's actually illegal to walk down a highway with no sidewalk.

    2. Re:So.... by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Her father is the one responsible. He pulled out too late.

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    3. Re:So.... by zill · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I'm not saying she should be immediately arrested but at least she should be charged with a criminal offense.

    4. Re:So.... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope that your locale actually builds sidewalks.

    5. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I'm from it's illegal to walk down the road with cars coming up behind you. Thus you should walk on the shoulder of the left lane so you can see any cars coming.

    6. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where I am the major highways only run to areas that are far enough apart that you couldn't really walk along a highway to any meaningful destination. It is very much illegal to walk or ride a bike on them.

    7. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm not saying she should be immediately arrested but at least she should be charged with a criminal offense.

      Or at the very least hit by a passing car ... oh, wait, that's what got Google into this mess in the first place.

    8. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, kids, don't use the pull-out method -- there's a reason it's called the Vietnam of contraception.

    9. Re:So.... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Depends where you are in the country. Usually if you're intended to be able to walk along it there's sidewalks, guard rails and possibly pedestrian overpasses where applicable. What I'd like to know is why she isn't also suing the state for not putting in sidewalks and other amenities to prevent this. The state department of transportation has far more to do with this incident than Google does.

    10. Re:So.... by tukang · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I didn't RTFA but I'd be curious to know whether it is illegal to walk down the specific highway that she walked on. If so, she might have a case against Google for suggesting to do something that was illegal to begin with.

    11. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      in utah if there is no sidewalk or shoulder, it is legal but you must
      walk against the direction of traffic. (as per normal.)

      http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE41/htm/41_06a100900.htm

      but from the pictures (in tfa), there is a shoulder on the
      side she should have been walking on.

      nonetheless, the driver is likely liable:

      http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE41/htm/41_06a100600.htm

    12. Re:So.... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I hope that your locale actually builds sidewalks."

      They can't build sidewalks everywhere, so in the extremely rare event I walk anywhere, I walk on the dirt, not the road.

      In the case of there being no alternative, I don't go there. Many roads are not designed for pedestrians nor is there a logical reason to do that.
      I find another way to get where I wish to go.

      I don't walk on railroad tracks either, due to other users for which the tracks were intended. Splatty outcomes are thus avoided.

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    13. Re:So.... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Please, kids, don't use the pull-out method -- there's a reason it's called the Vietnam of contraception."

      Good.

      I'll call the result "Peace With Honor" and run away!

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    14. Re:So.... by xushi · · Score: 0

      lol... well said

    15. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be so sure about that.

      Most places allow cycling on even interstates when there is no other route to take. There are, for instance, in San Diego, three places where cycling on the freeway shoulders is permitted.

    16. Re:So.... by fyrewulff · · Score: 1

      I would imagine in those areas, there wouldn't be an onramp between the entrance to the shoulder and the next exit? The cyclist would never have to actually deal with merging or truly interacting with the highway traffic.

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    17. Re:So.... by Cwix · · Score: 1

      if you look at the map in the article, there is a bike trail thats right next to most of her route

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    18. Re:So.... by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      She is just fishing for a settlement, like most lawsuits are. If it went to court I would expect it to be a joint liability between the driver and her. Without knowing the specifics of how she got hit I couldn't guess as to how the blame will be apportioned.

    19. Re:So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      When I was living in Knoxville, I had little choice on where I had to walk. Even on local streets, there was very little sidewalk area. In many places it's either posted no trespassing without having business with the business or just plain impractical to walk anywhere but on the shoulder.

      Also, the submission is mis-leading. It first says major highway then it says busy rural highway. There is a difference between a major highway and a busy rural highway. Having lived in rural America for over 20 years, I can tell you that even the busiest rural highways don't have anyway near the traffic to make them a major highway (think at least 4 lanes with speeds up to 75 mph (major highway) vs. 2 lanes with speeds up to 55-60 mph (busy rural highway)).

      No rural highway I've ever come across has sidewalks, and often times it's the only way to a destination. And if you won't walk 3km to your destination because it might get you hit, you're just being lazy. I walked 6 miles a day, 5-6 days a week, rain or shine just to be able to work. I had to cross major thoroughfares (4 to 8 lane streets, cross in front of access ramps to interstate, etc.) and keep an eye or ear on traffic coming both ways. In 2 years I wasn't even knicked once. Why? Because I was paying attention.

      After reading the article (both of them) and seeing one of the areas along the route, I probably would not have followed the directions to a T (staying on the side where I have ample opportunity to jump into the bushes if need be), but I still see nothing wrong with the directions itself. She should have used common sense in following them. Since she didn't, it's her OWN lack of judgment that caused her to be hit, not Google's.

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    20. Re:So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Google, in providing a nationwide map and automated directions, would not be able to know the laws of each and every state, county, and city in the land. It would be an impossible task for any company.

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    21. Re:So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      After reading the article (both of them), I would put it squarely on her as there is no way (if there was more traffic at the time of the accident) he could have avoided hitting her.

      Yeah, she's fishing for a settlement.

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    22. Re:So.... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

      They can't build sidewalks everywhere

      Not so. They could, but, they don't. Taxpayers are too cheap to pay for decent sidewalks/bikelanes. Motorists want to OWN the road and fuck walkers/cyclists. I see it all the time. When I tried biking regularly, I was in constant fear of my life. Same with walking. Frankly, I think the city/county/state should be sued so that us taxpayers begin demanding sidewalks/bikelanes as part of any road improvement/installation. It is an absolute cluster-fuck just waiting for people to be injured/killed. The message is "DRIVE A CAR OR DIE MOTHER-FUCKER!"

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    23. Re:So.... by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      If you look at the map, there appears to be a paved blacktop path for walking/biking to the west side of the road.

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    24. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope that your locale actually builds sidewalks.

      Sidewalks on a highway? That's got the be the most absurd thing I've heard in a long time. Around here (Germany) you can either go at least 60 km/h with whatever you enter or your sorry ass shouldn't be near the highway (Autobahn), i.e. no pedestrians, bicycles, mopeds or tractors.

      One of the most important safety lessons you learn here is: even in case of an accident, the very first thing you do is to get off the highway and behind the guardrail. You stay on the highway, you're just begging to get hit.

      That said, the only person to blame is the woman herself, in my opinion.

    25. Re:So.... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      "criminal stupidity" perhaps?

    26. Re:So.... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      There seems to be a recurring ignorance in these threads about what a highway is.
      Historically a highway is a road that is raised from the surrounding grade, so it will stay relatively dry. Basically, dig two ditches and pile it in the middle.
      In modern usage, a highway is usually named such for historical reasons and for reasons of what governmental entity is responsible for its' construction and maintenance. Most of these do not prohibit pedestrians
      A limited access highway does usually prohibit pedestrians.

    27. Re:So.... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Uh bro...have you even BEEN to America? No, living your entire life in the Bay Area or Chicago doesn't count. Try driving out into the rural parts of your state some time, or if it's one of those pissant small northeastern states, try driving through Tennessee some time and tell me it would be feasible to "build sidewalks everywhere." Try driving through Arizona, with hundreds of miles of just nothing, and tell me it would be feasible or even desirable to "build sidewalks everywhere." In short, GET A CLUE.

    28. Re:So.... by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      I didn't RTFA but I'd be curious to know whether it is illegal to walk down the specific highway that she walked on. If so, she might have a case against Google for suggesting to do something that was illegal to begin with.

      That wouldn't matter a bit. What if she were using a paper map rather than Google Maps? Would the manufacturer of the paper map be responsible for not specifying every conceivable law that could apply to the road in question, rather than saying "There is a road that goes from this point to this point along this route", and leaving it up to the map reader how to safely, legally, and correctly use the road? I think that would make for a very difficult to read map, at the very least. It is not Google's responsibility to know the local law in your jurisdiction or read the road signs-it is yours.

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    29. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No personal responsibility at all involved here? I can see how the driver is liable, but Google? Psht.

      It's obvious, Google has deep pockets and the driver probably doesn't. It's all about the money.

    30. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old joke was that Viet Nam Withdrawl was what Nixon's father should have done. I concur.

    31. Re:So.... by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      In sensible countries, it's illegal to walk along the highways, and they do not build sidewalks because of this. They even put up signs!

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    32. Re:So.... by tibit · · Score: 1

      But they do know those laws! The mapping data these days contains speed limits for "thoroughfares" in most of the U.S., and I believe their goal is to have speed limits on every paved and/or named road in the U.S. Of course Google may not be dealing with that, the mapping data providers do.

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    33. Re:So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      speed limits are posted, other laws may or may not be posted (such as whether or not pedestrians can walk on certain roads).

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    34. Re:So.... by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      That is obvious.

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    35. Re:So.... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      The place in the article seems to already have a footpath, it's on the other side of the road.

      It's strange in the USA when there aren't sidewalks within built-up areas (especially large towns), or for short distances on busy roads between them (<5km, say). That must really discourage walking. Compared to the cost of the road, a route for pedestrians is pretty cheap and low-maintenance.

      However, they shouldn't be necessary on rural roads with little traffic -- just walk facing the traffic. For everyone comparing the US to Europe, there are plenty of rural roads without pavements in Europe. Drivers here probably expect to see the occasional pedestrian, though.

  5. Nobody's perfect by frozentier · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Nobody's perfect, lady, including Google. Maybe Google should sue you for not having the sense to stay out of the road.

    1. Re:Nobody's perfect by Extremus · · Score: 1

      When I read about these cases, I start to think that in USA people can outsource common sense. :)

    2. Re:Nobody's perfect by vlm · · Score: 1

      When I read about these cases, I start to think that in USA people can outsource common sense. :)

      Clearly you've never talked to a call center in India. Or, they might outsource call centers to India, but common sense to somewhere else.

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    3. Re:Nobody's perfect by Extremus · · Score: 1

      There is no common sense at all in call centers.

    4. Re:Nobody's perfect by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      True, but irrelevant -- nobody expects perfection. Accidents happen, but you're still expected to make reparations. There are plenty of reasons this case doesn't have merit (in my opinion), but "nobody's perfect" is not one of them.

  6. good thing by ionix5891 · · Score: 5, Funny

    she didnt press "im feeling lucky" button so

    1. Re:good thing by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      she didnt press "im feeling lucky" button so

      If she had, maybe she'd have faired better.

    2. Re:good thing by hedwards · · Score: 1

      What a coincidence that's also something that can happen in Seattle if you're walking along Highway 99.

    3. Re:good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's a "button so"?

      captcha: debunk

    4. Re:good thing by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      He forgot the "..."
      and you forgot your ability to see that.

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  7. And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by ClippyHater · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If he'd have done his job we wouldn't have to suffer through this kind of crap.

    1. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by Kjella · · Score: 1

      What, is it now Darwin's fault the US court system will protect Darwin Award candidates? Or in a more classic form....

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    2. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by masterwit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If he'd have done his job we wouldn't have to suffer through this kind of crap.

      +10 Cool-Points to you ClippyHater...

      Personally I think: what took Google so long? If we can rid ourselves of more idiots this easily, id say lets start directing everyone across major highways! Decrease the surplus population, only the strong survive! (Kjella nails this home too...)

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    3. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Why are you sure she is going to win?

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    4. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precedent?

    5. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't blame Darwin, blame medical science. That's what prevents natural selection from affecting modern human evolution.

    6. Re:And I'm Going to Sue Darwin by pjabardo · · Score: 1

      Well, on the other hand, Darwin did try to get it right this time even though he failed again...

  8. Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    Sheesh, not sure if following the stupid directions, or suing everything in sight after wards is the worse offense.

    1. Re:Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      She should also hit the IETF, IEEE, and her ISP. I'm sure a Sisco router routed this dangerous information at some point too.

    2. Re:Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Learn to spell Cisco.

    3. Re:Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn to spell Cisco.

      Sysco

    4. Re:Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 1

      Stupid Chinese knock-offs.

    5. Re:Why not sue RIM while you're at it? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Wrong fucking cisco

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      Just remember:
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  9. not a darwin award winner by v1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    but sooo close. maybe next time. Please try again!

    My mom taught me not to walk/play in traffic when I was four. Maybe this gal should sue her parents too?

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    1. Re:not a darwin award winner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent! Remove that one from the gene pool.

    2. Re:not a darwin award winner by Uranium-238 · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly!

    3. Re:not a darwin award winner by v1 · · Score: 1

      Way I see it, she could (A) sue them for not teaching her properly, or (B) for not passing on the gene for COMMON SENSE

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    4. Re:not a darwin award winner by eulernet · · Score: 1

      A Darwin awards winner will never sue anybody, unless there are undead lawyers.

    5. Re:not a darwin award winner by v1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      unless there are undead lawyers.

      They're called Estate Lawyers

      They're the complement to "ambulance chaser", they're more of a "hearse chaser".

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    6. Re:not a darwin award winner by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      A Darwin awards winner will never sue anybody
      Death is not strictly a requirement for a darwin award.

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    7. Re:not a darwin award winner by BorisAmmerlaan · · Score: 1

      A Darwin awards winner will never sue anybody Death is not strictly a requirement for a darwin award.

      "Auto-pilot? Marvelous..."

    8. Re:not a darwin award winner by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      I believe Mr Slant would be just that.

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  10. Me too! by saladpuncher · · Score: 1

    I'm suing Black Berry as well. It told me to take a right and I drove into a lake.

    1. Re:Me too! by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      I'm suing Black Berry as well. It told me to take a right and I drove into a lake.

      Stop using your Blackberry while you're driving, asshat!

      Seriously, I would find it deliciously poetic if, at the time of the accident, the driver in this case was distracted while typing email on his mobile device.

      In the future, of course, all Blackberry users just need to get one of these essential safety devices.

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  11. I'm suing too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I swam all the way from Newfoundland to England and nearly DIED!!

    ~Mr. G. Ullible

    1. Re:I'm suing too! by beleriand · · Score: 1

      I was actually kind of puzzled why google took out that feature. Was allways so funny to read "swim across the atlantic ocean..". Maybe their lawyers thought about it and decided to not take any chances :(

  12. priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    everyone and everything but yourself are at fault right? why dont these silly lawsuits just get dismissed for wasting court time?

    1. Re:priceless by zill · · Score: 1

      iANAL, but doesn't this count as contempt of court? She's obviously mocking and abusing the legal system.

    2. Re:priceless by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...doesn't this count as contempt of court?

      No. It may, however, be determined to be a frivolous lawsuit and so she may have to pay Google's legal expenses. Most likely Google's motion for dismissal will be granted and so the case will not go to trial.

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  13. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Woman needs to learn how to walk down the road. I'm a college student. I'm poor. I walk down major highways all the time and voila, I don't get hit by a car. I see people do it all the time, and voila, they don't get hit by a car.

    I think this woman was just stupid and wanted someone to blame for her own ignorance.

    1. Re:Really? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well I can see a case against the car driver, since most rural highways don't restrict against pedestrian traffic on the side, and I can also see a case against the city or county since this road could be required to have a sidewalk (some laws I believe about sidewalk on road with a certain amount of traffic) but google in this case really can't be blamed because it's not like they force her to take that route, they suggested this route.

    2. Re:Really? by Cwix · · Score: 1

      bike trail right next to the route

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  14. As Clint Eastwood* says by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1, Informative

    "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."

    *And Happy Birthday, Clint!

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    1. Re:As Clint Eastwood* says by game+kid · · Score: 1

      *And Happy Birthday, Clint!

      Your comment is startlingly relevant. I'd talk about how Mr. "Do I feel lucky" should've asked her "Well, do ya, punk?" before her walk, but I've been kinda beaten to it.

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  15. "Distracted Walker"? by Two99Point80 · · Score: 1

    Was she using the Blackberry while walking along that route?

  16. stupid people by meerling · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They're everywhere, and not enough of them are getting Darwin Awards even when they deserve them.

    Now I'll admit it's terrible that she got hurt, but let's face it, how stupid could she be to blindly follow a map into traffic?
    What if a fire had engulfed the area, would she have walked into that just because a map shows that as a viable route?
    I don't know about you, but I tend to avoid getting in the way of high speed multi-ton solid objects, I understand about inertia and kinetic impacts.

    Guess she should sue her parents for neglecting to teach her not to walk on roads with traffic. Or perhaps for not making sure her, as an adult, didn't do something so stupid, and then have the audacity to blame someone else for her death-wish activities.

    1. Re:stupid people by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      And sue Al Gore for inventing the internet in the first place. Or Babbage...

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    2. Re:stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I'll admit it's terrible that she only got hurt

      Amen, brother!

    3. Re:stupid people by Aereus · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I had directions from Mapquest that told me to head the wrong way up a One Way road to get to my destination. I guess I should have gotten into a head-on collision and sued Mapquest....

    4. Re:stupid people by tibit · · Score: 1

      Kinetic impacts as opposed to what, potential impacts?

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  17. walking directions (beta): use caution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "walking directions (beta): use caution"

    that's the exact text once you start point by point directions on the iPhone... I assume it's the same on her blackberry

    1. Re:walking directions (beta): use caution by danking · · Score: 1

      Same thing on my Android phone. Can anyone confirm that it doesn't state it on a Blackberry?

  18. Obligatory quote time by zill · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:Obligatory quote time by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Best..idea...ever!
      I've been getting more and more annoyed by all the stupid warnings everywhere.

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    2. Re:Obligatory quote time by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Obviously you couldn't resist linking to exactly the single spot where a subaru impreza wagon is driving, by far the ugliest subaru ever made:P

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    3. Re:Obligatory quote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't do that... I might hurt myself!

    4. Re:Obligatory quote time by Gofyerself · · Score: 1

      I totally agree, as a matter of fact, I am going to sue to remove all warning labels everywhere because they are impeding natural selection!

    5. Re:Obligatory quote time by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Just don't eat the Ipod Shuffle!

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  19. Empathy by Unoti · · Score: 5, Funny

    My thoughts on this article were influenced by my low empathy score.

    1. Re:Empathy by yyxx · · Score: 1

      I feel exactly what you're feeling, and I empathize with you completely!

    2. Re:Empathy by Nugoo · · Score: 1

      I think I see a meme in the making.

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    3. Re:Empathy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny considering I took this *http://umichisr.qualtrics.com/SE/?SID=SV_bCvraMmZBCcov52&SVID* before coming to /.

      What ever happened to walking on the other side of the road. That way of you see a car coming at you.

    4. Re:Empathy by hoover · · Score: 1

      That laff was much needed, thanks ;-)

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    5. Re:Empathy by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      I have plenty of empathy, and right now it's all going towards the poor sods who have to deal with this braindead moron.

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  20. Oh Ya... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously and probably incurably retarded person gets injured through own sheer stupidity and wants others to pay. Lawyers will make a bundle. News at 11.

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    1. Re:Oh Ya... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Maybe she does not have insurance. How do you expect her to pay for the medical costs? There's a saying in the Netherlands that "a cornered cat can make surprising jumps", although the American version "fight like a cornered cat" might make as much sense.

    2. Re:Oh Ya... by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's a saying in my motherland that goes something like "Fucking retards deserve what they get."

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    3. Re:Oh Ya... by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Maybe she does not have insurance. How do you expect her to pay for the medical costs?

      Someone might not be able to afford medical costs, therefore innocent people in our society should agree to be stolen from endlessly.

      No. We should say no. What will happen? What kind of society will we have as a result of saying no? I'm not sure. But I'm willing to take the chance rather than install injustice as a permanent and purposeful fixture in our society.

    4. Re:Oh Ya... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight ... because that makes frivolous lawsuits okay.

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    5. Re:Oh Ya... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      . . . incurably retarded person gets injured through own sheer stupidity . . .

      If she's really incurably retarded, then she's definitely not liable for her own injuries.

    6. Re:Oh Ya... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Most everywhere in the U.S., if you can't afford basic medical care, it is "free". A hospital can't refuse admitting an emergency case based on whether the patient's bill will be covered. If her income would warrant it, she could get her medical bill reduced to more-or-less equivalent of a copay under good insurance coverege. This of course is an uphill battle, and you better had some sharp family members to help out, but it could be done. I don't wish that on anyone, of course.

      BTW, what about the driver who actually hit her? He is named a defendant in the suit, after all!

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    7. Re:Oh Ya... by mog007 · · Score: 1

      If she can afford a Blackberry, then there's no reason to believe she cannot afford insurance. Surely medical care is more important of an expense than a fancy cell phone.

    8. Re:Oh Ya... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If she can afford a Blackberry, then there's no reason to believe she cannot afford insurance

      Obviously, you've never bought health insurance.

      Surely medical care is more important of an expense than a fancy cell phone.

      You can get a crackberry for $100, or in some cases, free, with contract. A phone connection of some sort is mandatory for participation in the modern world, so I hope you won't suggest that she do away with a phone line in favor of health insurance.

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    9. Re:Oh Ya... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      And what country would that be? 'Cause if you are going to suggest the US then the joke is complete.

    10. Re:Oh Ya... by mog007 · · Score: 1

      A MOBILE phone vs insurance? A home phone is one thing, but not a mobile.

    11. Re:Oh Ya... by owlstead · · Score: 1

      I never suggested that having no insurance is a good reason to sue anyone. I just wanted to show that it might be more a desperate move than a well thought out move to scam somebody.

    12. Re:Oh Ya... by KanSer · · Score: 1

      My Russian friend once paraphrased or transliterated a very excellent Russian proverb:

      Don't give a fool a crystal dick. He will break the dick and cut his hands.

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  21. well.... by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    $100,000 lawsuit is pretty cheap these days....

    That's probably less then 3 billable days for google lawyers.

  22. Ouch! by Tony+Stark · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why didn't anyone warn me my hot coffee was hot?!

  23. sheeshhh by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful



    What the fuck is the world coming to?

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    1. Re:sheeshhh by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Back right where it started, in a year.

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  24. This story is made up by rudy_wayne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lauren Rosenberg sought directions between two addresses in Utah about 3 kilometers apart and the top result suggested that she follow a busy rural highway for several hundred meters.

    There are no kilometers in Utah.

    1. Re:This story is made up by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Well, what happens if she had Google give her the information in kilometers? Such an option does exist. You cannot immediately jump to the conclusion that the story is made up.

    2. Re:This story is made up by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Woooooooooooooosh...

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    3. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, what happens if she had Google give her the information in kilometers? Such an option does exist. You cannot immediately jump to the conclusion that the story is made up.

      WHOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHH

    4. Re:This story is made up by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      These "kilometers" are fabricated by those liberal pigs in Washington that want nothing more than to destroy everything we know as right and good in this world!!!!!
      Anarchy!!!!!

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    5. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wooooooooooooooooosh

      (LOL at captcha: shortcut)

    6. Re:This story is made up by cardpuncher · · Score: 2, Funny

      There are no kilometers in Utah.

      There may, however, be a kill-o-meter in Mountain View...

    7. Re:This story is made up by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      It's true, there aren't any kilometers in Utah, for that matters I don't believe there is such thing as a kilometer. Look at that Google map, it's so small, there is no way there is even one kilometer anywhere on it even at maximum zoom level!

    8. Re:This story is made up by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There are no kilometers in Utah.

      Maybe she's a NASA worker and simply converted wrong.
           

    9. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car gets four rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

    10. Re:This story is made up by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I think you might have whoooooshed DaMattster's joke.

    11. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can jump to the conclusion that everyone is 100% serious in Slashdot comments, and nobody would ever joke about using kilometers in Utah.

      Joking aside, the article was from the Toronto Star. Nothing unusual about a Canadian newspaper using metric units in an article they wrote.

    12. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      none of her 'sister wives' were there to save her either

    13. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes there is. you have ~1.6 of them for every mile.

    14. Re:This story is made up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The unit of measurement in Canada is the meter. See Toronto Star above

  25. some people... by The_jos · · Score: 1

    Too bad they don't give Darwin Awards to people who live to tell their stupidity...

    1. Re:some people... by osgeek · · Score: 1

      Well, if it had taken out her uterus before she had a chance to have any children, then she would still have been eligible.

    2. Re:some people... by elbiatcho1 · · Score: 1

      They do, it's called a Living Darwin Award.

    3. Re:some people... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Some Welsh guy got one for cutting his bollocks off, isnit. http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2005-14.html

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    4. Re:some people... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Death is not actually required for a darwin award. Inability to further reproduce is sufficiant for that part of the critera. This can be achived without death for example by blowing your balls off

      For those still able to breed they have a category "at risk survivours" (previously termed "honourable mentions")

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    5. Re:some people... by schon · · Score: 1

      Inability to further reproduce is sufficiant

      That's the problem with the Darwin Awards. If you have already reproduced, you should be ineligible. The FAQ talks about "learning to play with explosives" but that's just crap - what about people who have fully-grown offspring? They've already taught their children their bad habits. So where do you draw the line? At conception.

  26. And coffee is hot by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    People like this should be sent away, far far away and they dilute the gene pool.

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    1. Re:And coffee is hot by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      > People like this should be sent away, far far away and they dilute the gene pool.

      Yes, to Utah.

      In fact, Salt Lake City was actually founded specifically to house Morons, way back in 1847.

      The real question is - why are these people allowed to own Blackberries?

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    2. Re:And coffee is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, that coffee was being sold at a temperature unfit for human consumption.

      Why does everyone keep bringing it up? It doesn't fit the stereotype, better to ignore it.

    3. Re:And coffee is hot by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      People like this should be sent away, far far away and they dilute the gene pool.

      Well, looks like the AI behind Google Maps has figured it out in advance...

    4. Re:And coffee is hot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once again, that coffee was being sold at a temperature unfit for human consumption.

      Incorrect.

      The National Coffee Association recommends that coffee should be brewed "between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91–96 C] for optimal extraction" and consumed "immediately". If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be "maintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit".

      "Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, Wendy's, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns."
      - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

      Home coffee makers (you might have one on your kitchen counter!) brew and hold coffee at comparable temperatures.

      Here's what a judge has to say:
      "... Compounds vital to flavor have boiling points in the range of 150–160 F [66–71 C], and the beverage therefore tastes best when it is this hot and the aromatics vaporize as it is being drunk. For coffee to be 150 F when imbibed, it must be hotter in the pot. ...
        If the consumer carries the container out for later consumption, the beverage cools still further"

      And another judge, this time from the UK:
      "But tea ought to be brewed with boiling water if it is to give its best flavour and coffee ought to be brewed at between 85 C and 95 C. Further, people generally like to allow a hot drink to cool to the temperature they prefer. Accordingly, I have no doubt that tea and coffee served at between 55 C and 60 C would not have been acceptable to McDonald's customers. Indeed, on the evidence, I find that the public want to be able to buy tea and coffee served hot, that is to say at a temperature of at least 65 C"

      AND, to top this all off, is the fact that, for every cup of coffee that someone managed to burn themselves with, 23,999,999 were sold and caused no burns whatsoever.

      Answer this question: If the coffee was sold "at a temperature unfit for human consumption", why was only one person out of every 24 MILLION burned???

      (For comparison, you have a 1 in 79,746 chance of dying due to lightning strike.)

  27. Common sense FAIL by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I should make the subject "Common sense absent"? Am I the only person left on the planet who can assess a situation and determine whether it's safe or not, and take appropriate actions to safeguard myself? On second thought I call bullshit; I cannot believe anyone is so stupid as this, this woman must be looking for a payday.

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    1. Re:Common sense FAIL by DaMattster · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Perhaps I should make the subject "Common sense absent"? Am I the only person left on the planet who can assess a situation and determine whether it's safe or not, and take appropriate actions to safeguard myself? On second thought I call bullshit; I cannot believe anyone is so stupid as this, this woman must be looking for a payday.

      Could not have said it better myself. A woman, ostensibly this means she is an adult, should have been able to make a judgement call based on her surroundings. Should Google really be responsible for this? NO

  28. luckily, she didn't read on google about shit eati by playcat · · Score: 0

    too bad she didn't die and rid us all of probably-stupid offspring also ... moderators on this site are morons. they too shouldn't have children. if they, however, have them... they should probably kill them or give them to charity

  29. ITT I condense this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a dumb fuck who is too busy looking at my phone to notice I am walking to an unsafe place and I should be removed from the gene pool.

    1. Re:ITT I condense this story by sauerbua · · Score: 1

      where do i sign?

  30. Whatever happened to common sense? by illumnatLA · · Score: 5, Informative

    Really... jeeze... What ever happened to common sense. If it looks dangerous... it probably is. If her Blackberry told her to insert her arm into an industrial shredder would she have done that as well?

    Take a look at this... this is the road in question... There was plenty of room on the left side of the street to walk without being anywhere near the road.

    I really hope this gets thrown out of court. People need to take responsibility for their own stupidity.

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    1. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by kfz-versicherung · · Score: 3, Insightful

      LOL! What a greedy AND stupid bitch.

      Quick someone text her instructions on how to breath water - you'll do the world a big favor.

    2. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by binkzz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really... jeeze... What ever happened to common sense.

      It got overridden by greed and narcissism.

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    3. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Dunega · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I really hope this gets thrown out of court and she is found liable for the legal costs of both sides. Maybe then she'll learn her lesson, but probably not. She'll go on for the rest of her life spouting off how Google ruined her.

    4. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If her Blackberry told her to insert her arm into an industrial shredder would she have done that as well?

      There's only one way to find out. However, let's suggest the head instead of an arm.

    5. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It happens in cycles. Don't worry, things will be back around the "right" way in a few hundred years.

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    6. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by siloko · · Score: 2, Funny

      let's suggest the head instead of an arm.

      She'll have to get it out of her ass first!

    7. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Take a look at this... this is the road in question... [google.com] There was plenty of room on the left side of the street to walk without being anywhere near the road."

      It's much worse than that. There's a walking/cycling trail that parallels most of her route, if the route indicated on the map is correct. Take a look. In many cases it was only a few steps from the road. She could SEE a safe, non-car route paralleling hers, but did not avail herself of it. From the described route, she walked right past the entrance to the trail and stayed on the road. She took the "industrial shredder" option by following the blue line instead. Maybe you could fault Google for not pointing out the trail, but it was RIGHT THERE in plain sight. No, I'll stay on the busy road with no sidewalk.

      I'm sure the locals and the municipality are saying "Why the !#%!%$! did we build these stupid trails if people aren't going to use them?"

    8. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by vlm · · Score: 5, Interesting

      LOL! What a greedy AND stupid bitch.

      Its important to determine if SHE filed suit or if her medical insurer filed suit on her behalf to recover costs.

      I have never personally filed a lawsuit against anyone, but both my wife and I have, in separate accidents, had our cars hit by uninsured drivers (thankfully no injuries) and both times the insurance company filed suit on our behalf to recover the money they paid to repair / replace our cars using our collision policy. For the accident 7 years ago, it took like 3 years but they finally recovered all their costs and reimbursed us our deductible, and the other accident a couple months ago is still ongoing. I would expect automotive medical claims to work the same way...

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    9. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Reece400 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yup, calling that a highway is generous, I walk on roads like that regularly and haven't had any issues. Maybe she was reading the directions off the blackberry and walked in to traffic? I'm surprised she's not suing RIM as well.

    10. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Kohath · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to common sense.

      Common sense doesn't pay off for lawyers. Being of no value (or actually negative value) to them, it was abolished. It has been replaced with greed and envy which are justified using grievance politics.

    11. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by pedantic+bore · · Score: 1

      The nature of the road is irrelevant to the Google aspect of the case. The woman is responsible for using her own judgment to determine the suitability of the road for her purpose. I like the way you put it--responsible for her own stupidity.

      The nature of the road may be relevant to the case against the driver, however. If the driver really was driving inappropriately, then he or she is in trouble. Probably less trouble, however, if Google is drawn into the case, since that makes her look like an opportunistic money grubber.

      Sigh. Deep pockets attract frivolous lawsuits like a picnic draws ants.

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    12. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by sco08y · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure the locals and the municipality are saying "Why the !#%!%$! did we build these stupid trails if people aren't going to use them?"

      I know this taxpayer is saying, "why can't our idiot local governments publish their routes so Google, Garmin, etc. can include them in their databases?"

    13. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Fiscal survival trick #14: "When faced with the worst economy in nearly a century, try finding an excuse to sue a huge corporation."

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    14. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by sdturf · · Score: 1

      The streetview link you posted raises an interesting question: Was she walking in the road, or did the driver jump the curb? With the curb I would feel safe enough walking along the side of the road, against traffic, assuming there were no Parisian drivers about.

    15. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It was late January. That "plenty of room" was likely covered with several feet of snow from ploughing the road and then draft onto that ploughed wall of snow.

      Not that that makes her actions any more reasonable.

    16. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by gcountach · · Score: 1

      How dreary that place looks, I'm surprised more people don't throw themselves into traffic.

    17. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is indeed a nice biking/pedestrian trail that parallels 10' to the west of the road. I should know because I used to walk this path to work in the mornings. It's also a stretch to call it a highway, more like a major thorough-fare with top-speeds posted at 45 mph (perhaps even less now). You can also walk up on the curbed area pretty easily unless it's the winter, when you probably shouldn't be walking distances in Park City anyways.

      There's a reason the locals look down on Coasties like Ms. Rosenberg (from LA natch). They're dumber than a bag full of doorknobs.

    18. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was Google's defense lawyer I'd also make note of the fact that the blue line runs down the MIDDLE of the street in most places, and ask the rhetorical question whether she also felt obliged, thanks to Google's advice, to walk down the middle of the street rather than the edges.

    19. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by bkpark · · Score: 1

      I know this taxpayer is saying, "why can't our idiot local governments publish their routes so Google, Garmin, etc. can include them in their databases?"

      If you have a Garmin GPS, one where you can load new maps, you have no excuse: footpaths, stairways, and trails are often listed in OpenStreetMap, although I guess the thoroughness of the map might depend on whether there have been people in your area who have been active in mapping.

    20. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by izomiac · · Score: 1

      Well, if Google Maps pointed out the trail she'd probably try to drive on it next time...

      This incident reminds me of the time my GPS instructed me to turn left onto 5 lanes of one-way oncoming traffic. There are times that natural selection reminds us that it's still in effect... (Too bad intelligence on the part of the one being tested isn't the only way to survive.)

    21. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Maybe MSFT should hack Google Maps and entice female users into having sex with random passerby. Result: Google gets sued into oblivion by everyone who caught STDs and got pregnant.

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    22. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by tibit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, only that it would be between her and the car's driver. Google shouldn't even enter the picture.

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    23. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by indros13 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the locals and the municipality are saying "Why the !#%!%$! did we build these stupid trails if people aren't going to use them?"

      I know this taxpayer is saying, "why can't our idiot local governments publish their routes so Google, Garmin, etc. can include them in their databases?"

      This taxpayer is usually also saying "cut my taxes, they are too high." The connection escapes them.

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    24. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my community (Madison, WI) publishes pedestrian and bike trail info, and it is all in Google Maps too. It's rather nice, actually. I agree with you: it would be swell if the data were more available.

    25. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Your system is weird...

      Here everyone has to have something called "traffic insurance" which is used to pay any fees if you are at fault in a collision. For each year you drive safely (no incidents) the fees go down, eventually evening out at 70% off, so you pay 30%. If you cause a collision your fees go back up to the full 100%. Most people also have separate auto insurance which pays for other stuff, like hitting a tree or something equivalent where the other party doesn't need to get compensated, but your car needs repair.

      But I guess for most Europeans the American lawsuit-prone system is rather strange. Lawsuits are a last-resort option here (in Finland, personally).

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    26. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      It looks like a narrow ditch on the other side to me.

      Interesting: In your shot it's overcast. Walk across the street, it's suddenly sunny.

    27. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the directions had told her to strap herself in a metal tube to be hurled thousands of meters up into the air together with tons of flammable liquid?

      At least she used the pedestrian option. Imagine the damage she could have done with the driving instructions.

    28. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did all your uninsured drivers come from? Do you live close to Poland or Russia, in a time right after the fall of the iron curtain? :)

    29. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This taxpayer is usually also saying "cut my taxes, they are too high." The connection escapes them.

      cities and towns have to maintain maps of their roads for various obvious reasons. Then they choose to store these records in paper format much of the time (though this is changing) and maintain a records office you must visit to get copies of this information. This is not usually a moneymaking center, in fact the office of records may lose money in spite of overcharging for photocopies. But it could be eliminated in favor of a computer system, and the information provided free of charge on the 'net, the savings to come from elimination of the records office. This has a non-negligible startup cost, but continuing to keep paper records is clearly not the answer.

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    30. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I'm guessing an insurance company wouldn't waste resources trying to add Google to the suit.

    31. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I've put OpenStreetMap (for the UK) on my GPS, but it still needs some work. I'm not sure if I'm expecting too much -- I've never had a GPS before -- but it's difficult to search for places (street names, station names etc). I'm not sure if this is a problem with OSM, the transfer process, or the Garmin device, or that there are simply too many named places around here (central London).

    32. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      The article has a copy of the filing, and she is listed as the plaintiff directly. It also has a couple lawyers listed as "Attorneys for Plaintiff". When the insurance company filed suit on your behalf, did it do the same, or does it list them as well?

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    33. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Uninsured drivers are more common than you might think. At least, if this study by the "Insurance Research Council" can be believed.

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    34. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      It's entirely possible that they were published in the Google database, and the route suggested was slightly shorter and was suggested instead of that route. Even Google isn't perfect.

      Other options include: the route was only recently completed and was still in Google's 'to do' list. (Google maps are big!) She didn't select walking directions and went with driving directions (if she's stupid enough to walk along a highway, I don't trust her ability to make the correct choice on a google maps page.)

    35. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to data from the nearest official weather station, there was 0 inches of snow depth on the week in question.

      It had snowed 5" in early January but temps were relatively warm the next week or two.

    36. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by ZFox · · Score: 1

      It doesn't sound that much different. Generally, our Auto Insurance is made of up of liability (i.e. required; you pay for other people's stuff you broke) and full-coverage policies (i.e. not required; it also pays for your damages). It is then up to the individual insurance company to offer the discount you describe (Allstate and Nationwide being two of the largest companies, that do so. They call it a "Safe Driver Discount").

      The lawsuit the GP described is pretty much the "last-resort" option, here, too. How is your traffic insurance enforced and not abused?

      A big problem here has been counterfeit insurance cards are easy to obtain. My state just recently began using a database that links the registered vehicle owner (tied to the license plate) to their insurance status, requiring the insurance companies to notify them of any changes.

    37. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Your system is actually quite similar then, the lawsuit thing threw me off. :)

      How is your traffic insurance enforced and not abused?

      A big problem here has been counterfeit insurance cards are easy to obtain. My state just recently began using a database that links the registered vehicle owner (tied to the license plate) to their insurance status, requiring the insurance companies to notify them of any changes.

      Here your insurance is linked directly to the vehicle registry. It's impossible to have a legally registered car without insurance, since the insurance company themselves notify the registry that you have insurance with them.

      http://www.ake.fi/AKE_EN/Registration/General+information+on+vehicle+registration/

      There are no insurance cards. Each car has a registry certificate, which states your insurance company. So fooling the system would require drafting up a fake registration, which in turn is really easily detected since the system is electronic and spans the whole country.

      Generally speaking these things are heavily regulated in Finland. You have to have your car inspected every year to prove it's road worthy. Given that trusting a human to safely pilot a ton or more of steel is hard enough I feel it's an acceptable limitation. I would not want to live somewhere where one could legally drive any death trap on a public road.

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    38. Re:Whatever happened to common sense? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      OK, so she's just a complete moron then.

  31. Right... by beatle11 · · Score: 1

    Google is responsible for a persons stupidity now?

  32. Do you always do what Google tells you? by n00btastic · · Score: 1

    If Google tells you to jump off a cliff, are you going to do it?

    1. Re:Do you always do what Google tells you? by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      If Google tells you to jump off a cliff, are you going to do it?

      Fred, I am going for it! Bonzzzzaaaaiiii!

    2. Re:Do you always do what Google tells you? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      If I was Googling BASE jumping, yes.

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    3. Re:Do you always do what Google tells you? by Krau+Ming · · Score: 0

      well that depends on if it's the shortest walking route to my destination!

    4. Re:Do you always do what Google tells you? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Maybe Google should do just that. You know, as sort of a Darwinian public service announcement.

      I'm just sayin'.

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    5. Re:Do you always do what Google tells you? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows Google isn't evil. I trust them. Yaaaaaa! *sound trailing in the distance*

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  33. summary judgement by ncmathsadist · · Score: 1

    'M' is for meritless.

  34. xkcd? by kav2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obligatory reference.

    1. Re:xkcd? by Fruit · · Score: 1

      Use Yahoo! instead?

  35. Same Thing Happened to Me by hdon · · Score: 1

    The same thing happened to me, but I turned around and found another way without Google's help.

    What makes this a problem in my mind is that Google Maps doesn't offer a "detour me" feature that allows you to easily avoid specified nodes in the commute graph. My Garmin GPS had this feature and driving all over the Western half of the US for many months I can tell you it was an indispensable feature.

    A good detour feature is a really necessary feature in an emergency situation. As we become more dependent on these systems, we should make sure they are at least as robust as good old-fashioned know-how. Being a firm believe in technology, I'm sure Google Maps could in fact surpass our own robustness and incorporate features to make emergencies even safer for people, but right now Google Maps seems to be focused on telling you how to go some place where you'll spend money.

    1. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by ldrydenb · · Score: 1

      The same thing happened to me, but I turned around and found another way without Google's help.

      What makes this a problem in my mind is that Google Maps doesn't offer a "detour me" feature that allows you to easily avoid specified nodes in the commute graph.

      Likewise. The point at which I turned a corner and found myself on a dirt path with a sheer drop to my left and a two lane highway to my right was the point at which I decided to stop following my iPhone's directions. The route I should have taken (and now take) is effectively the other three sides of a square. At the time, there was no way to derive this from Google Maps, but it was pretty obvious that I shouldn't proceed on the suggested route.

    2. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It already has that feature:
      Hover the cursor over the blue line
      press and hold the button the computer regards as the left mouse button
      move the cursor to the detour point to use

      Route will now use the indicated waypoint (black circle) to calculate the route. :P

    3. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yup, that works. Although Google maps clearly warns me that directions for pedestrians is a beta feature. That would be the internet version, not my Android 1.5 version. Mod A/C up please.

    4. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      What makes this a problem in my mind is that Google Maps doesn't offer a "detour me" feature that allows you to easily avoid specified nodes in the commute graph.

      Well, they don't quite have a "please avoid these nodes" feature, they do have a "please include these nodes". When Google Maps displays a route, you can click and drag anywhere along the route to force a different path. You can add multiple nodes if necessary; the path finder will go through all of them in order.

      No, it doesn't guarantee that your new route will be the best or fastest detour, but if you tug sideways on a node that's in the detour region, you can watch the suggested route update live until you have a path around the blockage. Piece of cake.

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    5. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As we become more dependent on these systems, we should make sure they are at least as robust as good old-fashioned know-how.

      They already are at least as robust as good old-fashioned know-how, because the system supplies advisory information to a human with a brain. The brain has veto power, and final say in everything. The brain is at least as good as a brain -- that's what "good old-fashioned know how" is. If she didn't have it, then she didn't have it even before Google helped.

      Or another way to look at it, is: We don't become dependent on these systems; we are enhanced by these systems. System 1.0 is still there and running and responsible, and the users still have to put one foot in front of the other, look to make sure they're not killing themselves, and so on.

      This reminds me of the anti-virus market. If you're counting on a blacklist to protect you, then you're doing it wrong. The user is always responsible for the code they choose to instruct their computer to load and execute; the AV software, at best, can only help. But AV isn't something you become dependent on.

    6. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by hdon · · Score: 1

      As we become more dependent on these systems, we should make sure they are at least as robust as good old-fashioned know-how.

      They already are at least as robust as good old-fashioned know-how, because the system supplies advisory information to a human with a brain.

      But the human brain is becoming more dependent on this system to know how to get around. A lot of people these days know one route to get between point a and point b. If humans get used to being able to ask a computer that can't be clever in an emergency, then it will be a problem when we are dependent upon it, not before.

    7. Re:Same Thing Happened to Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes this a problem in my mind is that Google Maps doesn't offer a "detour me" feature that allows you to easily avoid specified nodes in the commute graph.

      Well, on the PC version you can drag pretty much any part of the route over to another road and it will plot a new course through that point. It also usually offers multiple paths, so you can choose one of many, based on estimated time, or what you know of the actual road and traffic conditions, etc.

      In other words, there are options. Unless you're a dumb ass of course.

  36. Unanimous slashdot opinion? by osgeek · · Score: 1

    Wow, I can't recall ever reading this many Slashdot responses and not seeing one word of dissent. Seems unanimous that everyone thinks this lady is an idiot and has no right to sue.

    That should be legally binding.

    Come on... not even a troll sticking his head up above the bridge?

    1. Re:Unanimous slashdot opinion? by Improv · · Score: 1

      Probably about half of us would not have been much bothered if she had fallen out of the gene pool. Stupid people who can't take responsibility for their actions, even if they're given bad advice from a machine, are not the kind of people that'll see much sympathy from /.

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    2. Re:Unanimous slashdot opinion? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Come on... not even a troll sticking his head up above the bridge?

      They were going to, but used Google maps for directions and got hit by a train.

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    3. Re:Unanimous slashdot opinion? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Seems unanimous that everyone thinks this lady is an idiot and has no right to sue. ....

      Come on... not even a troll sticking his head up above the bridge?

      I posted above about my car insurance company suing two uninsured drivers for the cost of two separate accidents.

      You have to realize, this is journalism, not the truth. Its entirely possible her insurance company is suing google on her behalf to recover their medical costs, and her only interaction is signing a paper stating she gives them permission or they don't pay her bills. It doesn't make the overall situation any less stupid, but it has a HUGE impact on the chick's level of idiocy, in that doing business with idiots that your employer selected for you is way down there on the list compared to actually personally being an idiot.

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  37. So much stupid by Sabalon · · Score: 1

    Guess they better remove the kayak across the pacific in some directions before someone does it. And can I sue Google if the directions they give me result in me getting in a car accident? After all I wouldn't have been on that road if Google didn't tell me too.

    Also, while I'm at it, I cut myself with a knife at a restaurant that came up on a Google search, so I'll hit them with that suit as well. At the same time I hit them for sending me to a seafood place with my shellfish allergies.

    But it's not just google. Yahoo gave me movie times to a showing any my kid learned a bad word from Iron Man 2. Pain and suffering baby!

    BRB...Youtube just gave me some cool results on parkour...this should be easy.

    1. Re:So much stupid by Myopic · · Score: 1

      The answer is YES, you can sue Google for anything. In the American justice system, frivolity of lawsuit is determined after the suit is filed, not before. Actually it's difficult to imagine how it could be determined before, but if you have an idea I'm confident the courts would really like to hear it.

  38. Kayaking to Japan by garompeta · · Score: 2, Informative

    I will sue Google because I almost drowned myself kayaking to Japan.
    (See the directions from the US to Japan in Google Maps)

    1. Re:Kayaking to Japan by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      LOL!! I never would have believed it. They did actually did suggest kayaking across the Pacific!!!!!!!

    2. Re:Kayaking to Japan by hack++slash · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm tempted to click the "Report a problem" link at the bottom of the directions, saying "Help! I lost my paddle!"

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    3. Re:Kayaking to Japan by JimR · · Score: 1

      And it's nice they way they expect you to carry your canoe across one of the Hawaiian Islands in the middle of your journey.

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  39. reasonable person by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no reasonable person would expect the maps to be perfect, and to use the maps with caution as a guide.

  40. It's too bad she didn't just die to stop this friv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too bad she didn't just die to stop this frivolous lawsuit

  41. Whether Factor ? (Got Your Attention?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Noted in AccuWeather, Park City had a top temp of 19F that day. Could Ms. Rosenberg have been impacted by the weather? Bundled up? Ear muffs?

  42. Darwin help us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only she died, she could have won a Darwin Award.

    Seriously : THINK.

    Or sue your parents for being such a moron.

  43. If Google... by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    If Google told her to jump off of a bridge, would she have done it?

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    1. Re:If Google... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, note to self. Hack Google Maps, determine is user is hot, instruct them to detour to a road near my house and strip, enjoy show...

  44. Re:luckily, she didn't read on google about shit e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got one flamebait mod. Stop whining and get over it.

  45. Darwin would be sad by Kikuchi · · Score: 1

    Darwin would be sad to learn that she survived.

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  46. This is a real issue by Animats · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a real issue if a map system leads people into a trap.

    There was a problem in England where a map system led truck drivers down a narrow dead-end lane from which they could not turn around. This was an ongoing problem, and the local property owners raised hell.

    An Oregon couple was sent down a Forest Service road in a remote area and was stuck for three days before they were rescued.

    The problem is serious in situations where the map system leads people onto an initially plausible route which gets them into trouble. Looking at the pictures for this walking problem, there's a dirt trail alongside the road. But does that dirt trail end before the destination?

    Because Google actually drives out roads and takes pictures, people may be led to have more confidence in Google's mapping than in systems which just use ordinary map data.

    1. Re:This is a real issue by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Your absolutly right, people should put absolute faith in something they get for FREE.

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    2. Re:This is a real issue by cynyr · · Score: 1

      "dirt trail" != "Approved walking path" commonly known as a "sidewalk". I can't imagine that the "dirt trail" would have any sort of care in the winter. There is no sign in the photos depicting an official trail, or anything like one.

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    3. Re:This is a real issue by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I know this is slashdot, but I find it hard to believe you've never once walked on a dirt track. As for assessing conditions on the track you could use common sense that the woman in TFA lacked.

    4. Re:This is a real issue by Alioth · · Score: 1

      In the case of the truck drivers, usually they were the ones who were too cheap to buy a proper GPS/GPS data specifically for trucks that would not take them down unsuitable roads, they were just using GPS maps for ordinary passenger cars. It also meant the truckers were also not looking where they were going - unsuitable roads have signs telling truckers that they are unsuitable, for example, weight limit signs, height limit signs etc.

    5. Re:This is a real issue by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      An Oregon couple was sent down a Forest Service road in a remote area [kgw.com] and was stuck for three days before they were rescued.

      Sorry, but when you're heading out in to the wilderness you better have a good idea of where you're heading, especially in winter. Blindly trusting your life to an electronic device when you can pick up a map for a couple bucks is insane.

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  47. Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    City folk indeed. Despite being raised in the city I still managed to pick up the 'common knowledge' that

    a) Highways are dangerous
    b) You walk on the shoulder opposite the flow of traffic (so you can see what's coming).

    Hell, my city barely even has a highway in it!

    1. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that a joke?

    2. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Reece400 · · Score: 1

      My back more visible than my front? I think you'd want to walk towards so that you can both see each other, I sure don't trust every driver on the road to see me.

    3. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, the post you're replying to is correct, pedestrians walk against traffic, bicyclists ride with traffic.

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    4. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by pnewhook · · Score: 2, Informative

      No. You are supposed to walk so that you face oncoming traffic.

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    5. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes because the front of a person is so much harder to see than the back of a person. Given the brain has evolved to identify faces extremely well, I would expect the exact opposite to be true, but that's irrelevant.

      Of course you walk against the traffic, your walking speed is so slow it's irrelevant, so it's much better to be able to see what is coming at you.

    6. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 0

      Did you just call my ass big?

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    7. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      That link doesn't even try to explain why you should walk one way or the other. And do you really think that advice to children going to school is universally applicable?

      The only convincing argument I've seen here is that drivers are the ones that need to move, and that there's very little a pedestrian can do, but that argument is a wash.

      I guess I always walk facing traffic because at least that way, if I get creamed by a semi, I'll get to take one last big shit before I die.

    8. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by he-sk · · Score: 1

      Lawsuit because some idiot followed parent's advice in 3...2...1...

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    9. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Docasman · · Score: 1

      and that there's very little a pedestrian can do, but that argument is a wash.

      I guess I always walk facing traffic because at least that way, if I get creamed by a semi, I'll get to take one last big shit before I die.

      What about, errr... jumping out of the way? Or maybe take a preventive step to the side if you're not sure the driver has seen you?

    10. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Stickybombs · · Score: 1

      Well a sensible person would step over to the gravel shoulder if a car was coming, or perhaps even into the grass, if thats what it takes to avoid being hit. As a walker, I never assume that a driver will move over for me, or even see me as they speed by. Sure I have the right-of-way, but why even take that chance? So...walking towards oncoming traffic IS important.

    11. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you are a bicyclist going 15 mph and you suffer a collision with a motor vehicle going 35 mph, there is a very significant difference in the amount of force exerted by the impact depending on whether you are going against traffic (50 mph) or with traffic (20 mph).

      The difference for a pedestrian is negligible, and therefore it is preferable to be facing traffic, in order to potentially foresee a collision and move to avoid it.

      - RG>

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    12. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by sco08y · · Score: 1

      and that there's very little a pedestrian can do, but that argument is a wash.

      I guess I always walk facing traffic because at least that way, if I get creamed by a semi, I'll get to take one last big shit before I die.

      What about, errr... jumping out of the way? Or maybe take a preventive step to the side if you're not sure the driver has seen you?

      Presumably you're not a complete idiot and are already walking as far out of the way as possible, so you really shouldn't have anywhere to jump or step to. Unless you're saying it's a good idea to jump back into another lane and be hit by someone else. But, honestly, I just figured I'd whore for a funny mod by making a poop joke.

    13. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by darth+dickinson · · Score: 1

      If you are a bicyclist going 15 mph and you suffer a collision with a motor vehicle going 35 mph, there is a very significant difference in the amount of force exerted by the impact depending on whether you are going against traffic (50 mph) or with traffic (20 mph).

        Actually, no. But thanks for playing.

    14. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, my friend. He is supposed to walk facing on coming traffic, but you are supposed to walk dead into oncoming traffic... hopefully before you have a chance to procreate.

    15. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      That would be a relevant link if the bicyclist and the car were identical in size, weight, and crumple zones. But they're not.

    16. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Wanted to mod the parent up, now I have to reply to your nonsense. The link you are posting compares frontal crash between two cars at 50 mph each and a crash at 100 mph against an immovable object (and finding they are not the same). They are comparing the wrong thing: They should compare a frontal crash between two cars at 50 mph each and a crash at 100 mph against an unmoving car, which is not the same thing.

      The original poster compared being hit from behind by a car travelling 20 mph faster vs. crashing into a car with a 50 mph speed difference. Huge difference.

    17. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by eh2o · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Facing oncoming traffic is safer because you have better visibility of the vehicles that are in close proximity. However, it is more dangerous for a bicyclist to ride against traffic because cars entering and leaving the roadway don't anticipate an approaching bicycle on that side of the road (drivers tend to only look "upstream" when turning). Unlike bicyclists, pedestrians have an effective speed of zero and are also expected to stop and wait for safe conditions at every intersection, so they can safely employ the "wrong" side of the road and get some advantages from the better visibility.

    18. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by cynyr · · Score: 4, Informative

      at least in my state(MN, USA) it's not that "bicyclists ride with traffic", it's "bicyclists are traffic, except where prohibited"(highways and such, they have signs at every entrance)

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    19. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Docasman · · Score: 1

      Actually I was thinking of vegetation or something else that would make walking there unconfortable and/or difficult. Most roads around here don't have 3 meter tall brick walls flanking the lanes... And the effing summary has the word "rural" describing the road... But hey, just stand there waiting for the hit if that suits your joke. BTW, I did find it funny. I just think that facing traffic _and_ being alert can save your life.

    20. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      What, so where you are it is impossible to step off the road? Unless you are in a tunnel or on a highway with barriers on either side you can always get over more. I'm going to guess you've never actually tried walking somewhere.

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    21. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by strawberryutopia · · Score: 1

      If they're going to compare a crash between two cars at 50 mph each to a car at 100 mph into an immovable object, what they should do next is a 100 mph unstoppable force into an immovable object.

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    22. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, that's funny. Most likely you just made a silly mistake about traffic best safety practices, but I think it's funny that you asserted that a driver can see your back better than they can see your front.

      Unless you are wearing a mirror on your chest, I'm pretty sure drivers can see you equally well from the front or back. The traditional advice is, therefore, to walk against traffic for safety.

      We tell bicyclists to ride with traffic because they *are* traffic, although I personally think bicycles are a sometimes/sometimes vehicle: sometimes they are more like cars and should ride with traffic; sometimes they are more like pedestrians and should ride against traffic on the sidewalk.

    23. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In reality, it's more like "bicyclists are traffic, except when it's inconvenient for them". I've never once seen a cyclist stop for a red light or stop sign like they're technically supposed to.

    24. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Riding with traffic didn't help me a damned bit. Hell I saw it all coming and I couldn't avoid it in time.

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    25. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha, that's funny. Most likely you just made a silly mistake about traffic best safety practices, but I think it's funny that you asserted that a driver can see your back better than they can see your front.

      Surprisingly, drivers don't see fronts and backs equally well. Your front is more visible than your back because, in a complex scene, your brain has a tendency to notice faces in preference to other random junk. Another reason why you should walk facing traffic.

    26. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Yes and literally millions of innocent bystanders have died as a result.

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    27. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I guess I always walk facing traffic because at least that way, if I get creamed by a semi, I'll get to take one last big shit before I die.

      Those of us not blind and/or in a wheelchair have the opportunity to see a semi coming, and step out of the way. Perhaps even stepping further INTO the road, if that's what appropriate (i.e. the vehicle is "headin' straight for us") You imply that you're not in a wheelchair, but make no statement about being perhaps blind, or deaf, so I'll assume you're not just a big fucking idiot, and instead that you have vision and hearing problems that would cause you to be unable to recognize a speeding vehicle on your vector.

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    28. Re:Oncoming Traffic Re:For serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bicyclists are traffic

      So, that would be why they ride with the traffic.

      Saying "bicyclists ride with traffic" and "bicyclists are traffic" are not contradictory statements.

  48. 100,000 is a small price to pay by xpatch · · Score: 0

    I think we need more ppl like her, and rig the directions to always go to a large cliff. We can call the service Google Lemmings

  49. What? by Eggbloke · · Score: 1
    Okay, everyone has said this but I think I need to repeat it; she is stupid.

    That road had a patch of grass down the side of it as well which is basically a 'sidewalk'

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    1. Re:What? by Just+Brew+It! · · Score: 1

      It was January, up in the mountains in Utah. There was probably a giant bank of plowed snow on that grassy strip.

      It's still a stupid lawsuit, but there's a plausible explanation for why she would've chosen not to walk in the grass.

  50. THINK by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    "Rosenberg filed suit against both the driver of the car that struck her and Google, claiming both carried responsibility in her injury."

    Needless to say she has no responsibility for her own actions. She's just a mindless drone following orders.

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    1. Re:THINK by Things_falling_apart · · Score: 1

      Exactly the kind of behavior that the powers that be want to reward. It is possible she will win just as a show of good faith that mindless drone behavior is something that will reward us peons.

    2. Re:THINK by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      Ignorance is strength :)

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  51. We're breeding stupidity by cedrick12 · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding! Let's see, i'm walking down a road and there are lots of cars. I think I'll walk where I can get hit, then I can sue someone. Damn! I've used google maps for walking directions, and yes there were times when I was directed to a road that was not pedistrian friendly. Guess what I went another way. What an Id10t

    1. Re:We're breeding stupidity by zerro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Mike Judge was mostly correct about this subject. The only part he got wrong was the date, as it is taking alot less than 500 years to get to that point.

  52. Walking with or against traffic? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    In addition, was she walking with traffic (wrong) or against (correct)? I didn't see it mentioned. You wouldn't believe how many pedestrians and bicyclists I see incorrectly walking with or riding against traffic (respectively).

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    1. Re:Walking with or against traffic? by Alanonfire · · Score: 1

      I'd bet that she was walking with traffic.

  53. Walking Directions are in Beta... by egross73 · · Score: 1

    On maps.google.com it says: Walking directions are in beta. Use caution – This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths. If she was using the other directions, they are defaulted to driving directions.

  54. UK by JoeInnes · · Score: 1

    In the UK, and most of Europe, walking along the bigger roads without pedestrian walkways is illegal. Don't know whether that alone would be enough to get the case thrown out, but I'm fairly sure that in sane^H^H^H^HEuropean countries, you wouldn't be able to sue unless the company had explicitly told you to break the law... and even then, it'd be dubious. IANAL, etc., etc.

  55. Sue the city by mysidia · · Score: 1

    For not having no-pedestrian signs allowed signs at highway access points.

    Just because you are using a map, even a map that makes route suggestions based on calculation of a path, does not mean you can turn your brain off.

  56. And I was struck by a lantern! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I was walking along, all of a sudden, a lantern stood in my way and struck me, directly between my eyes. I will sue Google as they didn't warn of lantern on my way. And I will sue my wife's optician, as I don't have glasses.

    Seriously, this woman may have gotten bad directions but it was her walking along though she saw that this way wasn't adequate for her to walk. It's ridiculous to sue. Will I be made reliable, if I give directions on the road and don't mention the street lights all along the way? Oh, there were road works and I didn't warn about. Please, have some self-respect and stop this law suit!

    cb

  57. In my country... by Thoron77 · · Score: 1

    In my country there is a golden rule, when walking on a street with no sidewalks you have to walk on a side where you face the incoming traffic so when a car passes you, you are actually seeing it from a distance. Failing to do so increases your liability for potential injury.

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  58. She didn't get hit enough. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously. Where's a speeding, out-of-control Michael Bay-style 18-wheeler loaded with gasoline and hand grenades that's already on fire when you need one? I think Google's entire response should be a photocopy of an enormous erect penis that just says "suck it" at the bottom.

  59. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes it is can be tragic, other times it is a wonderful thing. Though this time it didn't quite work out.

    This story could have been a lot more strange. She was in Utah - at least the directions didn't send her into a polygamous camp. Given her lack of common sense, who knows how that might have gone..

  60. Gee whiz by Borommakot_15 · · Score: 0

    If you are an adult, and you need a reminder not to play in traffic.. maybe you shouldn't be out and about without constant supervision, hm?

  61. Link at article more useful with StreetView by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The link with the StreetView images make the situation all the more plain: she's an idiot. For A) deciding to walk along a busy highway that in satellite images and StreetView clearly did not have sidewalks, which would have been obvious on the ground too, B) apparently being too clueless to stay on what narrow, non-sidewalk area did exist adjacent to the asphalt -- it looks wide enough to me that if you valued your life there would be room to stay off the road, and C) apparently too clueless to realize that there is indeed a walking/biking trail running parallel along Deer Valley Drive that she walked right past along her route (the entrance at the corner of Iron Horse Drive and Bonanza Drive). note the cyclist. The path was a few steps off the road, and it even has a tunnel under the highway to avoid crossing at the busy intersection. The trail is used frequently enough that you can clearly see people walking/riding all along it in the satellite images.

  62. Two Words...... by mjb · · Score: 1

    Personal responsibility!

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  63. Parent & Google ++Funny Re:Kayaking to Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up funny!

    Google: Thank You!

  64. Bus lane by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

    Google Maps sent us along a poorly-marked bus lane in Glasgow a couple of months ago. Not that I entirely blame Google as we were also using Tom Tom sat nav and it told us to follow that route too. And, as I said, the lane was poorly marked. Fortunately there was a kind police officer waiting to give us a helpful fine. It's good that they're making an effort to punish ruthless criminals like myself.

    Amusingly, on Google Street View, the Google camera car drives along the bus lane too.
    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=north+hanover+street+glasgow&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=14.014358,29.267578&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=N+Hanover+St,+Glasgow,+Lanarkshire+G1,+United+Kingdom&ll=55.862477,-4.249649&spn=0.006539,0.014291&z=16&layer=c&cbll=55.862373,-4.249695&panoid=RQxr9I0-59dioMIPrJWSqQ&cbp=12,11.52,,0,22.57

    1. Re:Bus lane by tibit · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but if you were just driving around yourself, there's nothing stopping you from ending up on the same bus lane.

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    2. Re:Bus lane by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I hate to say it, but *you*, not Google Maps or your Tom Tom are in charge of your car. The bus lane in question does at its start have a "Buses only" sign, and you can even see it on Street View even though you can't zoom in very far (it's just by the railway station). The "Buses only" sign is easily visible (and amusingly you can see a lorry has passed it in the Street View photo, and a car is just driving past it). People need to remember even when using GPS directions, you need to look at road signs which might prohibit the use of certain roads; after all GPS databases are never correct to the minute, and things can change.

      And one day there might be a bollard at the entrance too... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Cw0QJU8ro

    3. Re:Bus lane by Andy+Smith · · Score: 1

      We were leaving the train station, and both Google Maps and Tom Tom told us to turn left, which took us on to the bus lane. The buses-only sign is almost side-on for traffic leaving the station, which is why we didn't see it.

      Amusingly (and annoyingly) the police officer who stopped us said there were two signs on the opposite building, a thick white line down the middle of the road, and the lane itself was marked. When I went back and took a photo to show that none of the signs/markings were actually there, the officer acknowledged that they didn't exist. But she said she was under orders to come and give everyone a ticket, so she had to do it.

  65. This should never get to court. by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    Has the (city/Google) defence not argued it this way:

    Surely if the woman has the intelligence to operate a Blackberry and access Google Maps on it in the first place, then she has the intelligence to be able to work out for herself that she's walking along a dangerous road?

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  66. I have google maps on an Android phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and there they do say "beta, use caution".

  67. ok this is stupid. by luther349 · · Score: 0

    people ride bikes and walk on busy highways all the time and don't get run over. i agree the driver is at fault in fact if you hit a person its pretty hard to prove otherwise. unless she was of course blindly following her blackberry and walking all over the road rather then to the left like peds and mounten bikers are supposed to. then its totally on her. and they dont say where she got run over was it to the left or was she in the middle of the fing road. in any case its not goggles fault. theirs plenty of disclames abought using such softwhere. like reference only can get you lost watch for 1 way streets etc. and blackberry's do have such warnings if she botherd to read the user guide.

  68. I blame the driver by fustakrakich · · Score: 4, Funny

    clearly he wasn't driving fast enough, and apparently his aim isn't so good either..

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  69. Sleazey Lawyers Rejoice by monkeybeat · · Score: 1

    This equal to someone suing the Food Network for not warning them that stoves are hot and might burn when following a recipe provided. If this case is actually decided in favor of this woman, then watch out for the landslide of sleazeball lawyers bringing equally dumb cases to the courts.

    1. Re:Sleazey Lawyers Rejoice by FrankHS · · Score: 1

      I watched the food network and I got fat. Do I have a case?

  70. Swim across the Atlantic Ocean by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

    Good thing she didn't ask for directions from Boston to London... Not working anymore (un?)fortunately.

  71. I want to sue that woman by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

    For wasting public air

  72. Natural selection failed this time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of a story women suing RV company for a crash. She read instruction manual, drove on highway and turned cruise control on. Then she went into washroom at a back of the RV. Needles to say she crashed. Funny thing is she won!

    1. Re:Natural selection failed this time by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      *jaw drops*

      are you serious? wow...

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  73. The stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it burns.

  74. wow by jimmyfrank · · Score: 1

    Almost a potential Darwin nominee. What a fail.

  75. Could sue the driver in the Britain ? by Zoxed · · Score: 1

    I guess it is different in the USA, but under British Law pedestrians have the right to use most roads except motorways.

    (But suing Goggle sounds more like she is just trolling.)

    1. Re:Could sue the driver in the Britain ? by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Yes, it is different here, but it is highly dependent on municipality. There are all sorts of different rules (or no rules at all) in different places with different infrastructure. But as a general rule, I think most Americans would agree that pedestrians don't belong in the road, except in rare circumstances.

  76. Maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google maps once directed me to turn left at a spot with a sign that clearly said no left turns. I ... didn't turn there. I also stop at red lights, even though Google doesn't tell me to. Can I have a prize?

  77. Darwin candidate #2,000,000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe if she gets some hideous infection she can win!

  78. Stupidity Insurance by mrops · · Score: 1

    Thats who should pay her, too bad she didn't get any, thats her fault.

  79. Re:Rosenberg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. The longer I live, the more convinced I become that the good guys were the ones who lost that war.

    Jews.... :spit!

  80. She did not rely on your brain by klui · · Score: 1
    Here's what Google gave me when I asked for walking directions:

    Walking directions are in beta.
    Use caution - This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths.

    It's a shame this person takes technology for granted and does not rely on common sense. But then she's learning from all the corporations that are too big to fail and is basically asking for a bailout for her own irresponsibility.

    1. Re:She did not rely on your brain by Alanonfire · · Score: 1

      Is it from a blackberry? I'm curious if she just didn't scroll down or something.

      Personally, I feel that she probably just ignored it and claimed it didn't show.

    2. Re:She did not rely on your brain by Alanonfire · · Score: 1

      ps, someone with a blackberry should check her claim.

  81. Not everybody seems to be smart enough by AffidavitDonda · · Score: 1
  82. Re:Rosenberg? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quiet you spik, before we kill your husband

  83. Fail. by Flowstone · · Score: 1

    Chances are her blackberry google maps GPS directed her all along streets... assuming she was in a car. If she had used the map in a pedestrian mode, it probably would have directed her alot differently. Hopefully in front of a moving bus.
    People today are being raised without common sense and being provided the minimal amount of logic required to:
    1. Stay Alive;
    2. Do as you are told;
    3. Pay your taxes
    ... I believe I've covered it all here.

    1. Re:Fail. by kramerd · · Score: 1

      Not in reality. Actually clicking on the links clearly shows that she used google maps walking directions, which were in beta, and clearly warned that pedestrian paths may not exist. Regardless, when you see that the directions are taking you on a highway, you should have the common sense to not walk on it.

      If blackberry directions didn't contain the same warning, the case is against, blackberry, not google, yet is still just as unjustified. There is no legal basis for lawsuit, and this case should be thrown out.

  84. Bad lady made oil well cry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, lady it's your fault the oil well in the gulf is cryin'. You made it cry by walkin' when you should have driven like a normal god-fearin' American.

  85. The Joke's on You by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    You don't think this is a serious suit? Go count the number of labels on your ladder sometime. For a laugh, I went to look at mine. Almost all the exterior surface that you don't step on is covered in labels.

    I've wished that Google would put medical diagnostic expert systems online. It makes perfect sense - bring us information we can use about ourselves. But in the US, you can't bring a sick person information, or a hungry person a sandwich, for that matter, without opening yourself to huge legal liability.

    I hope Google can fight this off. If they aren't big enough, no one is. They were willing to saddle up the lawyers to bring books online. Let's hope they just see this as a cost of doing business.

    But never underestimate the absurdity of our liability laws, or the power of Bad Laws to frak up a good thing. It is not a joke.

    1. Re:The Joke's on You by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "You don't think this is a serious suit? Go count the number of labels on your ladder sometime. For a laugh, I went to look at mine. Almost all the exterior surface that you don't step on is covered in labels."

      I work in an engineering office - so we have cubicles and electronics labs. We have to put NFPA labels on anything that is not obviously labeled for human consumption. We also have to maintain not one, not two, but THREE placards at each microwave: 1) Danger to pacemakers, 2) Do not leave unattended while in use, and 3) Location of nearest fire extinguisher.

      Our 12-member HSE team has a bigger budget than my largest engineering lab. HSE gets to siphon money out of every project number without notice or review. We get treated like we work in a factory even though we work in an office, and it's all because of stupid morons like this woman who can't use a microwave without setting the building on fire.

  86. Pity by fluch · · Score: 1

    Maybe not political correct, but the nasty and sarcastic side of me thinks: "Pity, that the driver did not hit her more seriously. She is something our gene pool doesn't need."

  87. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Google once directed me to walk through a lake to get to my destination. I laughed, and found a different route.

    This woman is a moron.

  88. A very similar thing happened to me by HonestButCurious · · Score: 1

    Google gave me walking (actually bicycling but never mind) directions which all but crossed a 6-lane highway. Since said highway was surrounded by a tall fence, a trench and a shrubbery, I didn't apply for a Darwin award, but instead BFS'ed for a few minutes until I found a proper crossing.

    As a coder, I know it's terribly difficult to write a proper pathing algorithm! I guess since I know that I'm more forgiving (just as I'm less likely to rage at buggy games).

    1. Re:A very similar thing happened to me by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I tried to use GMaps for bicycling directions once, and the results were nothing less than imminently life-threatening. They had me try to navigate down a US-### route, which was okay until it suddenly became a 4-lane divided highway with no shoulders and no escape for several hundred yards.

    2. Re:A very similar thing happened to me by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I didn't apply for a Darwin award, but instead BFS'ed for a few minutes

      Biked fucking sideways?

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    3. Re:A very similar thing happened to me by HonestButCurious · · Score: 1

      BFS stands for Bread-first search. It means I searched for bread, then sang a few songs about it, then went on driving.

  89. Well, it's worth a shot by smchris · · Score: 1

    Money's tight and jobs are hard to come by.

    Does seem like one of those things where they sat around, contemplated the odds with a helpful attorney and decided to roll the dice on a jury.

  90. Before I studied abroad... by magsol · · Score: 1

    I searched for walking directions from the United States to Spain using Google Maps. It advised me to swim across the Atlantic Ocean.

    Maybe it's just me, but when it comes to crossing the Atlantic Ocean, "swimming" isn't the first mode of transportation that comes to mind. Nor is walking when highways are involved, regardless of what Google says.

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    1. Re:Before I studied abroad... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The swimming thing is a well known and documented joke. It was removed because someone started threatening them about some stupid jackass trying it as I recall.

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    2. Re:Before I studied abroad... by Alanonfire · · Score: 1

      Last summer we used google to plot a trip to hawaii. It now says something about a canoe or kayak or something like that.

  91. +1 American by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

    News: Pedestrian Follows Google Map, Gets Run Over, Sues

    To self: Ah, probably one of my fellow Americans being stupid.

    The Toronto Star reports...

    Holy cow, the Canucks are as dumb as us?

    ...that a Utah woman is suing Google...

    I see. Carry on.

  92. Cue: The Sixth Sense [Re:stupid people] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see stupid people.

    Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're stupid.

  93. Watch your verbs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Led" .. ok, but just barely.

    "Sent" ? Really?

    Seems like I'm just splitting hairs over these words, but it's actually a pretty critical aspect of what happened. You're acting like the computers are already in charge, carbon unit Animats. In Soviet Russia, code execute YOU!

  94. Who do I need to sue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... for the violation of a natural selection law??? Time and time again, neutral selection fails to work. This is just ridiculous!

    1. Re:Who do I need to sue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incidentally, I would also like to sue whatever retard made my iPad "correct" the word "natural" with "neutral"...

  95. Exit Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I wish to go north on Rt9 from where I live, Google tells me to enter the highway on the south bound exit ramp!
    Very Bad Day.

  96. The driver... by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Does she sue the driver for the loss of a Darwin award? She would have gotten one if only he had hit her harder...

    On the plus side, she may get a Stella award... and a Darwin award will probably follow soon, anyway... "but I could have gotten TWO Darwin awards, your honor!"

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  97. Google's missing feature by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    WARNING: you appear to be an utter imbecile.
    We're not smart enough to cope with your level of stupidity.
    Please disconnect from all Google services immediately.

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    Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire
  98. For fuck's sake by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    I can believe people are even debating this. 1) She's a greedy cow who wants to make money off of her own stupidity no matter the long term consequences such asinine litigation has on everything else. 2) She followed directions given to her by an Internet provider via her fucking cell phone without paying attention to and/or expecting somebody else to be responsible for her safety. She's too fucking stupid to breath on her own without somebody giving her instructions to inhale and exhale and is a leech on the ass of society. 3) All of the above. I vote she just fucking kill herself and save nature the trouble.

  99. Re:mod d0wn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who the fuck modded this "Informative"?

  100. Must...follow...instructions by rschuetzler · · Score: 1

    Her lawyers claim Google is liable because it did not warn her that the route would not offer a safe place for a pedestrian to walk

    But I bet she could see that as soon as she got to the road. Maybe that was the time to make the ridiculous decision to disobey Google's instructions and walk down another nearby road.

  101. Re:luckily, she didn't read on google about shit e by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok. I've released you from karma purgatory. Don't make me regret it.

  102. The real question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will she use Google Maps for directions to the court house? This problem might end up solving itself.

  103. How can she sue both? by Amlothi · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but how can she sue both the driver and Google? It doesn't make sense.

    If the driver was being reckless and that caused the accident, wouldn't that mean that the woman would have been able to safely walk that route if the drivers followed the rules?

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  104. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course with a name like Rosenberg, it's easy to figure out why she is suing.

  105. She deserves it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technology is not made for retarded people.

    Sorry bout the quality, but i didn't upload this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yyKrS8jwSY

  106. Just when you thought McCoffee suit was too much by erroneus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here I thought we all learned a lesson in stupid with the McDonald's hot coffee law suit. What could be stupider? Well now we know... someone who hasn't learned to look both ways before crossing the street?

    Put her up for an honorary darwin award.

  107. She has a very weak case by FrankHS · · Score: 1

    I suspect that her case is weak (she shouldn't have been walking there) so she wants to say "Google said it was OK".

    Lawyers tend to include any party even remotely connected to the lawsuit in case.

  108. Standing in the road? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's been failed to be mentioned is that she was walking down the center of the road...

  109. Stupid or evil? by swordgeek · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine that someone could survive to adulthood being this stupid. It seems more likely that as soon as she was hit, she started thinking, "how can I make a buck on this?" That's not stupid, as much as it is evil. Following the instructions at all would be stupid.

    My question is whether she read the instructions and thought, "I've got a decent chance at getting rich in a lawsuit here. I think I'll forego common sense and pedantically follow the path they gave me." Now that would be REALLY evil.

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    1. Re:Stupid or evil? by tibit · · Score: 1

      I wonder whether she was actually following Google directions while walking, or did she just make up the story up later? How can one prove whether she was really following those directions while walking? Was her smartphone/whatever taken into chain of evidence at the scene?...

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  110. Note to Gene Pool maintainers by shiftless · · Score: 1

    More chlorine needed

  111. Walking on water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've gotten Google directions that have walking paths over miles and miles of water. I guess it won't be two long until someone drowns while walking under water and Google is sued again.

  112. lol by dezent · · Score: 0

    America is funny because it exists!

  113. Healthcare by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that she was one of 47 million uninsured Americans? she made a stupid mistake and now is faced with bankruptcy, or worse, unable to pay medical bills she needs to survive. A nice lawyer offered to split the winnings in exchange for the rights to pursue the case.

    1. Re:Healthcare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      47 million uninsured people in America =\= 47 million uninsured Americans.

      http://www.census.gov/prod/2008pubs/p60-235.pdf

      Also note percentage of $75K+ without insurance (~10% - 9.1mil), and percentage of non-native/non-naturalized without insurance (~44% - 9.8mil)(Both stats can be seen on page 30, table 6.)

    2. Re:Healthcare by tibit · · Score: 1

      I think that if you're uninsured and on low income, you won't really go bankrupt -- *if* you actually apply for financial assistance. It's perhaps a little known dirty secret, but if you're in what's now considered entry-level middle class, you can get pretty much every medical bill from a major medical center reduced. I've caught onto that too late while living on grad student salary: I could get every major bill reduced by 60-75%, just like that. Sigh -- hindsight is 20/20.

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    3. Re:Healthcare by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Considering the percentage of those 47 Million who make over $100,000 a year? Note that she was on a Blackberry, got a lawyer, and is clearly dumb as a post.

      Pretty likely.

    4. Re:Healthcare by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > I've caught onto that too late while living on grad student salary:

      Sue someone for not telling you when they should have :).

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  114. Her actions were unlawful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I checked, it was unlawful for a pedestrian to be present on the main part of any federal US highway. You can walk on the on/off ramps, but you can't walk on the main highways just for the sake of walking. Now, having your car break down and walking to the nearest exit is different.

  115. Get an RMA from RIM by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    Dear Lauren,

    Please turn in your Blackberry. Pardon the pun, but you are simply too stupid to operate a smartphone. Good luck with your hospital bills.

    Best regards,
    - the rest of the world

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  116. More than one case at once by tepples · · Score: 1

    Most big companies with lawyers on staff are involved in more than one case at once. Lawyers litigating case A aren't necessarily available to litigate case B.

  117. Google maps once told me to cross a bridge that di by bramp · · Score: 1

    Visiting Ghent (in Belgium) one time, Google maps told me to cross a bridge that didn't exist to get from the train station to my hotel. I did consider swimming, but instead spent 30minutes walk along the river to the next bridge.

  118. Confusion about freeway vs. highway by Burning1 · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if the article is incorrect (I haven't read it yet,) or if you're misunderstanding the terminology... Most public roads, with a few exceptions (such as alleyways) are considered highways. State highways are generally better funded, but most are still legal for pedestrian and bicycle traffic.

    A freeway, which you seem to be thinking of, is a completely different beast. Freeways must be divided, access is only permitted from designated on-ramps, and bicycle and pedestrian traffic are prohibited.

    I can think of quite a few highways that are completely unsafe for pedestrian traffic (In the California bay area, many parts of Highway 9, and all of Highway 17 come immediately to mind.)

  119. Dude, I'm from Ohio. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to run a Chicken Farm. Yes, it would be feasible to create side-walks/bike-trails along with all roads if it was done so and planned so from the beginning. It wouldn't even cost that much more. Just think about. How hard would it be. To go back and retro-fit is going to be a lot of expense, I admit. But, if you make it mandatory that any upgrade (beyond re-blacktopping) involves adding bike/walk lanes (or separate altenatives) then it could be so soon enough.

  120. Oh, and I forgot... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    No, YOU get a CLUE!

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  121. Re:luckily, she didn't read on google about shit e by playcat · · Score: 0

    i want my account removed. that's all. quite simple. no regrets.

  122. Unoriginal by imAck · · Score: 1

    maybe she got the idea from this episode of the office: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunder_Mifflin_Infinity

    seriously though, at least in that episode it was funny. in this case, it's just ridiculous.

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  123. I smell a class action suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't we all sue her for wasting our time with this story?

  124. Personal responsibility by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    What about personal respon- oh, fuck it. Just bomb Utah.

  125. Disadvantage? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Paris has a disadvantage compared to Chicago...history.

    Some might consider that an advantage...having narrow streets full of old buildings might not be good for motorists but I'd rather wander around Paris than Chicago any day.

  126. They sue... by pongo000 · · Score: 1

    ...because the lawyers know it's cheaper for the insurance companies to just settle out of court rather than go to court and fight the suit. IANAL, but I've been on the driver's side of a pedestrian accident. I hit a guy that ran across a 5-lane highway mere yards from an intersection...he was issued a ticket, and I still got sued. Net result? My insurance company settled out of court for about $250K. Even though the accident clearly was not my fault, the insurance company paid out.

    I would imagine the driver's insurance company and Google will do the same in this case as well.

  127. Simple rule, don't leave the pavement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're driving over frozen water, over mud, over gravel, you're driving on the wrong road.
    Don't leave the pavement.

  128. Problem Solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a friggin' car, ya hoser.

  129. Re:Just when you thought McCoffee suit was too muc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And here's where we learn that people are ignorant about lawsuits. See, in that particular example, McDonald's was shown to be serving their coffee hotter than any of their competitors and...they were aware of how many burns it caused and how much greater the extent of injury was than if they lowered their required temperature a few degrees.

    So what, you think a restaurant chain as big as McDonalds with a corporate policy shouldn't be held responsible, shouldn't be asked to give consideration to people being injured by their product?

    Sorry, but I disagree.

    Whether or not Google is as liable, I don't know, but their page did leave out some information that they saw fit to include in another format.

    It's something I'd certainly consider.

  130. Re:Google maps once told me to cross a bridge that by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Why not? Were their not any sharks in the river to support an injury lawsuit? Because if there is something stupid to do where another person can be held liable, it's always worth diving in.

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  131. Re:Google maps once told me to cross a bridge that by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    If you walked 30 minutes in Ghent you'd be in Antwerp. Goddam tinpot EU microstates.

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  132. Re:Just when you thought McCoffee suit was too muc by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    The exact temperature is irrelevant. Holding the cup between your legs while driving is still fucking retarded, and it wouldn't have spilled on her if she hadn't done so.

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  133. Re:Google maps once told me to cross a bridge that by bramp · · Score: 1

    hehe if only.

  134. Hackers! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    This will give hackers too many ideas.

    "Walk 5 blocks east, wait for furry brown lemmings to appear, then follow the lemmings over Bently Cliff".
         

  135. Simon Saiz by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    "But Your Honor, it didn't say Simon Says."

  136. No Sidewalk? by pgn674 · · Score: 1

    It looks like there was a sidewalk, if the given route is correct. In both street view and satellite modes, it appears that there is indeed a sidewalk that follows the highway, though with a good amount of space including grass, trees, and walls between the two.

  137. Only one thought comes to mind..... by FragHARD · · Score: 1

    What a dumb biotch.

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  138. Which Law Firm by Geotopia · · Score: 1

    Same exact thing happened to me in Utah, so I called up injury attorneys Young, Young & Young in SLC and asked to speak to Mr. Young. "He's in trial right now". So I asked to speak with the other Mr. Young, "Sorry, he's away on a business trip." Well, then, can I speak to Mr. Young? "You're talking to him!".

    I'd like to see them in a face-off with Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz in L.A., but between them I don't think they could figure out who the gentiles are.

  139. Re:Bus lane? -- MEH. by tibit · · Score: 1

    I up you one. There is one place in the developed world I know of where you can in fact get into serious trouble, even with no use of Google Maps, GPS or any other aid of that sort.

    You can get stuck in "blocked-in" lanes (due to construction) on I-75 in Detroit. The Bridge-to-Canada lane may several exits blocked off, and you may end up crossing the Ambassador Bridge in Detroit and end up on the Canadian side of the border. There is nothing on the U.S. side preventing you from leaving the U.S.

    If you don't have your passport with you, you can get into a ton of grief (4+ hours of interrogation) trying to get back into the U.S.

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  140. Re:Jews for Nerds! by Geotopia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Judaism was the world's first master race theory."

    Yah, the first self-loathing, self-deprecating master race. LOL. You don't actually take yourself seriously, do you?

    "otherwise known as "The Worship of Money" or "Eating Arab Babies""

    Ooops, maybe you do? Well, don't forget your tin foil hat and remember to take your lithium, if not for yourself, at least to protect your family from your mild mood swings and vile behavior. Final word to ya, even if 10% of what you say is true, I think you ought to look yourself in the mirror and see what an ugly and venial defect envy and hatred is.

  141. Re:Just when you thought McCoffee suit was too muc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder you remained AC.

    McDonald's was shown to be serving their coffee hotter than any of their competitors

    WRONG. Look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

    "Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin' Donuts, Wendy's, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns"

    were aware of how many burns it caused

    700 in 10 years, nationwide. or, to put it another way, one burn for every 24,000,000 cups. That means .0000000416 of their coffees burned someone.

    To put this in perspective, there are 251 million vehicles in the USA. There are about 6 million car accidents each year, so about 60 in 10 years. That means (statistically speaking) that .239 of the cars in the USA are in an accident in 10 years.

    .0000000416 --- chance of getting burned by McDonalds coffee in 10 years

    .239 --- chance of a car getting in an accident in 10 years

    Does it really seem that coffee is the bigger danger here?

    how much greater the extent of injury was than if they lowered their required temperature a few degrees.

    "Their required temperature" was the industry standard. It was the correct temperature to brew and hold coffee at. For example, The National Coffee Association of U.S.A. instructs that coffee should be brewed "between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91–96 C] for optimal extraction" and consumed "immediately". If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be "maintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit".

    So what, you think a restaurant chain as big as McDonalds with a corporate policy shouldn't be held responsible, shouldn't be asked to give consideration to people being injured by their product?

    McDonalds should not be held responsible for peoples clumsiness: Stella "placed the coffee cup between her knees and pulled the far side of the lid toward her". The burn was her own fault, caused by her own careless handling of the coffee.

    Now, if McDonalds handed her a cup that they knew was faulty, that would be a different story. But it is not fair to hold one party responsible for the stupidity of another party.

  142. F10! by bronney · · Score: 1

    lol uninstall!!! The thing is how do you get hit by a car on the highway and survive to sue? I want this on youtube!

  143. please by Asaf.Zamir · · Score: 1

    please look over your cellphone, check if you're not stepping into the ocean.

  144. What would Aliens think if... by garompeta · · Score: 1
    They found that all the appliances have ridiculous warnings thanks to these stupid lawsuits?
    "Hey Borg, look at this label: "Warning: introducing your head in this fish tank filled with fluids may cause a drowning hazard". Are the humans this stupid?"
    "LOL, Xorg look at this cup: "Caution: Hot beverages are hot". And they called themselves sentient? Leave the human, take the dolphin and lets get out of here!"

    -Expedition Report-
    Sector Alpha Delta 1.
    3rd planet of Solar System #AD1
    Sentient life: none

  145. Dumb Fuck: by dogzdik · · Score: 0

    Should have reversed over her accidentally like... "Oh sorry didn't see her - she was laying underneath my car when I did it".

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  146. sigh.. by crossmr · · Score: 1

    why is it that every time we turn around an American finds a new way to show us how clueless they are?

  147. The blackberry by clambake · · Score: 1

    also has no warnings against sticking it up your nose, yet WHY didn't she attempt this, eh?

    1. Re:The blackberry by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Truly, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if, somewhere in the instruction manual, it does indeed say 'for external use only.'

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  148. OMFG... by ilovecheese · · Score: 1

    Throw this one out of court, under the heading of "Hello Moron???" Time to wake the f**k up & think a little bit here, or at least take some responsibility for your own actions...

    This is truly unbelievable.

  149. In looking at the maps and pictures... by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    She was walking ON the road edge, and not on the pathway - on either side of the road, that is separated from the road by a concrete gutter.

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    QED - she is an idiot.

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  150. Nice 'function' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Google should randomly offer directions that lead off a tall bridge. The more stupid people we get rid of, the better.

    Whether that's insightful or funny is up for debate.

  151. Why... by luxitan · · Score: 1

    did the woman crossed the road? Because Google told her so.

  152. move along... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumb cunt ..move along..

  153. We almost lost a good one by drmitch · · Score: 1

    Let's just say she probably wasn't going to cure cancer.

  154. So little time... by rant64 · · Score: 1

    Run her over properly, next time, thank you. I feel sorry for the car driver who got sucked into this mess. I'd try to prove the opposite; like others mentioned before, this sounds like trolling for damages.

  155. Didn't her momma teach her by Nayr+Dnal · · Score: 1

    to look both ways...

  156. Let me imagine, what has really happened. by Kartu · · Score: 1

    Somebody used Google maps to find the shortest way. Google didn't warn about highway. Then the somebody, after spending quite some time walking, discovers, that there is no safe way actually.
    Now, ignoring what happened after that (being struck by a car) is there anything to sue for, like "you provided me with incorrect info and I had to waste X minutes of my life"?

  157. Dang Dumb People by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    (IMHO) A safe place for a pedestrian to walk is the responsibility of the person and the local government, except in a war-zone where everything and everyone is a little crazy.

    If it had been a local street, marked crosswalk area, or parking lot, then I would consider the driver 100% at fault.

    Google providing a road map with directions from A2B, like any reasonably safe reference/tool, the user must be reasonable and personally responsible in practical application. Google providing a road map with directions will make no decision for the individual, when the individual takes a safer, legally required detour... that is the reasonable individual decision.

    No one can protect themselves from their own mistakes without insurance. She needs to get walking insurance, and I hope she does not have a drivers license.

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  158. What about jaywalking, she shoul be fined! by mobilemodding.info · · Score: 1

    She is retarded, She broke the law crossing highway in inappropriate place. She should be fined for jaywalking!

  159. Making the driver's case by schwanerhill · · Score: 1

    What strikes me is that by naming Google as a defendant, she's making the case of the driver (the defendant against whom she may have a legitimate claim). By suing Google, she says, in court documents, "the highway was dangerous enough so that a pedestrian shouldn't have been there." Now the driver just has to point to her own court filings which claim that there wasn't a safe place for a pedestrian to walk along that highway.

  160. Snow, anyone..? by Captain+Centropyge · · Score: 1
    As one commenter (GregGoodson) below the story mentions:

    "I’ve run down this road a few times when I lived in Park City probably not the most pedestrian friendly road, but I probably wouldn’t go down this road walking from A to B in her case because a) there is free public transportation in Park City and b) while those pictures posted above are nice, there are massive snowbanks on the side of the road in January in Park City you can bet that dirt path wasn’t there when she got struck.

    If she was from Park City, she should have known better (I’ve read other news reports that she is a resident there)."

    They do get snow in winter in Utah. This would make her actions even worse than people have mentioned thus far. There would be no shoulder to walk on because of snowplows piling up the snow on the roadside. Yet she still decided to walk there, likely in the traffic lane. This is her own stupidity at work.

    As for common sense, at least my brain tells me to sue the driver of the car that hit her. Why sue Google? (Then again, I do use my brain from time to time...) Oh yes, that's right. DEEP POCKETS. Let's see if she can strike it rich (and her laywer, too!), despite this all being her own fault.

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  161. Some by sustik · · Score: 1

    The coffee spillers, the penis manglers and other similar litigants sigh relief now: a bigger fish stepped up.

    But seriously, the problem is that these lawsuits sometimes work:
    http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/the_stella_awards_for_the_most_absurd_lawsuits/

    1. Re:Some by sustik · · Score: 1

      These are hoaxes of course. But your willingness to believe them proves how far we came...

      Real ones:
      http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/2008/06/frivolous_lawsu.html

      http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/14/us/14pants.html (because he was offered 15k.)

      List:
      http://nakedlaw.avvo.com/2010/04/the-7-most-absurd-lawsuits-of-all-time/

  162. Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That explains everything.

  163. $100,000, Footy Pajamas and a bib by studly · · Score: 1

    She should be awarded the $100,000 and then declared mentally incompetant and not responsible for her actions. She should be fitted with footy pajamas and a bib, all meals to be pureed and she should not be left unattended. She should become a ward of the state unless there is family willing to assume responsibility for her well being. She should be institutionalized for a period of not less than 2 years for observation and treatment with the aim of returning her to a fully functional state.

    This is the only way to ‘entice’ adults to take responsibility for their own actions and to not file these kinds of frivolous lawsuits. This is really embarrasing for the plaintiff, for the court system and for the country as a whole.

    Bottom Line: If this woman asserts that she cannot be held responsible for her actions, then remove her from responsibility for ANY of her actions. And in so doing, you MUST remove her authority/ability to make and decisions that could further injure her. This would be a kind and just resolution in this case, whether she is actually incompetant or simply greedy and irresponsible. This verdict would work in either situation.

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  164. Pedestrian warning?! WTF?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like they need to add a:
    "You will have to apply common sense" boiler plate.

    Actually in the US, if I'm not mistaken(IANAL) there is something like a generally acccepted application of common sense clause which would render her suit null and void from the get go.

    Someone is a legitimate contender for the failed attempt at gaining the top Darwin Award honors this year.

  165. Just a counterpoint by gillbates · · Score: 1
    1. She is suing the driver who actually hit her, and
    2. Why didn't Google direct her to use the adjacent pedestrian path instead? It would seem that given two choices, Google's walking directions service should have chosen the pedestrian path instead of the highway without a sidewalk.
    3. The driver's lawyer will probably claim she was partially responsible because she chose to walk down a stretch of road without a sidewalk. Hence, she needs an excuse, i.e. Google. Suing them both, and having them both point the finger at the other probably gives her a better chance of winning than suing either separately.
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  166. On the other side... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the driver can sue McDonald's for the hot coffee that spilled in his lap, which cause him to drive onto the shoulder, hitting the woman that shouldn't have been there in the first place.

  167. From Los Angeles, Walking down center of road. by anotheryak · · Score: 2, Informative

    In this CBS News link, it is reported that Rosenberg--like almost everyone else in Park City--is actually fron Los Angeles. This is also covered in the complaint filing. CBS news writes that she was walking down the middle of the road when she was hit. This is a VERY busy multi-lane road, with a lot of SUVs full of Californians rushing to Deer Valley driving well over the posted speed limit. Does anyone else find it ironic that the person filing a lawsuit under what is basically the Nuermberg Defense is Jewish? Or at least has a Jewish name....

  168. Re:Jews for Nerds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^^^Jew!!

  169. Google Maps unreliable for driving too by suryatheSun · · Score: 1

    I use Google maps a lot for driving directions and I find it so unreliable. I had quite a few rude surprises when I reach the place and find that the expected business is not to be found anywhere around. And it is notoriously bad with spellings, missing a space in the street name could take me to an entirely different place. I would definitely recommend a proper GPS device over Google maps

  170. Stupid by DodaGrima · · Score: 1

    Stupid is as stupid does!

  171. OT - formatting hint by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    <blockquote> Should google have to write warnings for all dangers? WARNING: You are about to cross the road. Our records show that this intersection has a crosswalk. Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding. Be sure to check both ways for traffic before stepping onto the road. Be aware that there may be other pedestrians crossing the road. Be sure not to collide with them. Caution! Be aware that there may be open manholes! DO NOT step on a manhole that has it's cover removed. For a full list of applicable warnings, please go to www.google.ca/pleasetiemyshoes</blockquote>

    That will render as

    Should google have to write warnings for all dangers? WARNING: You are about to cross the road. Our records show that this intersection has a crosswalk. Please wiat until the red hand turns into a white funny-looking guy before proceeding. Be sure to check both ways for traffic before stepping onto the road. Be aware that there may be other pedestrians crossing the road. Be sure not to collide with them. Caution! Be aware that there may be open manholes! DO NOT step on a manhole that has it's cover removed. For a full list of applicable warnings, please go to www.google.ca/pleasetiemyshoes

    1. Re:OT - formatting hint by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Yup. A flick of the wrist and BAM. I hit submit before preview.

      Yes, I'm this weeks poster child for "How not to post a comment on /.".

    2. Re:OT - formatting hint by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Don't feel bad, I just did it today; forgot to close an <i>, probably "closed" it with another <i> and hit "submit" when I meant to hit "preview".

  172. Problem: No other way to walk than highway by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    I live and work near New York City. This is a prosperous (well, generally) area, thoroughly developed. (1) I work about a mile from lots of shopping and eating places, easy flat ground. Walking there means taking one's life in one's hands, because there is not even a paved shoulder for some of the distance, let alone a sidewalk. (2) The high school is on a side street with no pedestrian access, off a main road with no pedestrian access and busy office traffic, so kids have to be driven or bussed within a town that's barely two miles across. (3) In my home town area, one could be required to go miles out of one's way to cross a river to one side or a highway to the other by foot or bicycle because the area bridges either have no walkways, or have difficult access.

    I am an avid cyclist, and would have no problem bicycling the distance to work, except at some point I would have to go on a busy highway among the cars and trucks. This suburban area was almost deliberately set up to *prevent* access without a car. I've often thought this is a component of the general obesity problem, too - maybe at one time kids still walked to school on the road, before the traffic became unsafe, and now nobody walks further than from the door to the car and the car to the door.

  173. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking idiot.

  174. How stupid can you be??? by tmspecial · · Score: 1

    I wish she would have been killed in the accident! At least this way she wouldn’t be able to sue. Idiots like her are a burden on society because they slow down progress with ridiculous lawsuits.

  175. Evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any evidence she actually followed the google route as claimed, or is it just as plausible that she walked along a busy road, was involved in an avoidable accident, and found that google suggests a route past that spot after the fact?

  176. How Prophetic by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

    The fortune file a the bottom of this page is:

    Make it idiot-proof, and someone will breed a better idiot. -- Oliver Elphick

  177. Build sidewalks now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real fault here lies with the city which didn't build sidewalks along this road. There should never be unsafe roads like this anywhere - all roads should be safe for pedestrians.

  178. Google has plenty of cash by Ogre332 · · Score: 1

    If I were them, I'd offer her $200,00.00 to settle out of court with a stipulation that she has to go on public record as being a moron.

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  179. Repeat offender by hanseric · · Score: 1

    Did anyone check to see if this is the same woman who sued McD's for spilling coffee on herself?

  180. HA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds to me like another one of those "spill hot coffee on yourself on purpose and make it look like an accident so I can sue" type of deals.