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  1. Re:Windows main selling point on Sony More Trustworthy Than Microsoft · · Score: -1

    Misery fucks you in the ass over and over.

  2. OMG JOHN PEEL on Cingular-AT&T Wireless Merger Complete · · Score: -1

    Will be missed, etc.

  3. Re:Linux has come a long way ... on System Recovery with Knoppix · · Score: -1

    I remember using Mac 'Live CDs' back in the System 7 days, and they were passe back then. Funny how Linux is only just catching up to the technology Apple had a decade ago.

  4. Re:So essentially you are looking for XFCE. on eWeek Reviews Gnome 2.8 And KDE 3.3 · · Score: -1, Troll

    The OP specified a fast toolkit. GTK+ sucks, Xfce uses GTK+, therefore Xfce sucks. Then again, Xfce sucks plenty on its own.

  5. RTFM on FreeBSD 5.3-BETA5 Available · · Score: -1

    Seriously, why don't you take a look at the dozens of posts identical to yours that show up in every single fucking story in the BSD section.

  6. Re:What does JabberKatz(tm) say about this? on Tagging Photos With GPS Coordinates · · Score: 0

    src code plz

  7. Re:protect yourself on Pennsylvania Child Porn Act Overturned · · Score: 0

    Oh fuck, S.M. covering the Verlaines' Death & The Maiden. The best 9/11 ever.

  8. Re:Slashdotters will agree... on Theora Codec Ported to Java · · Score: 0

    OH GOD JOEL, TOUCH ME.

  9. Re:Difference? on Slackware Chooses X.org Server Over XFree86 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    X.org has lame little dropshadows everywhere. From the same guy that fucked up Xft.

  10. Re:only makes sense on Slackware Chooses X.org Server Over XFree86 · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Friendly is relative on Slackware Chooses X.org Server Over XFree86 · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Nice poem, faggot.

  12. Re:Well... on Slackware Chooses X.org Server Over XFree86 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Power to the people, down with crappy licenses.
    Crappy licenses like XFree's BSD equivalent one? The same BSD-style license that Blackbox is under? The same Blackbox that Fluxbox ripped off?
  13. Re:Saw a neat preview of this drive on Plextor First With A 12x DVD+R Drive · · Score: -1, Troll

    MOD PARENT DOWN MORONS.

  14. Re:MS on Sasser Author Under Arrest, Say German Police · · Score: 2, Funny
    Testing? What's that? If it compiles, it is good, if it boots up, it is perfect. -- Linus Torvalds
    Can we arrest Linus, too?
  15. BAD IDEA on Pike 7.6 Released · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ever since the first networks, the "holy grail" of networking computing has been to provide a programming interface in which you can access remote resources the same way as you access local resources. The network becomes "transparent".

    One example of network transparency is the famous RPC (remote procedure call), a system designed so that you can call procedures (subroutines) running on another computer on the network exactly as if they were running on the local computer. An awful lot of energy went into this. Another example, built on top of RPC, is Microsoft's Distributed COM (DCOM), in which you can access objects running on another computer as if they were on the current computer.

    Sounds logical, right?

    Wrong.

    There are three very major differences between accessing resources on another machine and accessing resources on the local machine:

    1. Availability,
    2. Latency, and
    3. Reliability.

    When you access another machine, there's a good chance that machine will not be available, or the network won't be available. And the speed of the network means that it's likely that the request will take a while: you might be running over a modem at 28.8kbps. Or the other machine might crash, or the network connection might go away while you are talking to the other machine (when the cat trips over the phone cord).

    Any reliable software that uses the network absolutely must take this into account. Using programming interfaces that hide all this stuff from you is a great way to make a lousy software program.

    A quick example: suppose I've got some software that needs to copy a file from one computer to another. On the Windows platform, the old "transparent" way to do this is to call the usual CopyFile method, using UNC names for the files such as \\SERVER\SHARE\Filename.

    If all is well with the network, this works nicely. But if the file is a megabyte long, and the network is being accessed over a modem, all kinds of things go wrong. The entire application freezes while a megabyte file is transferred. There is no way to make a progress indicator, because when CopyFile was invented, it was assumed that it would always be "fast". There is no way to resume the transfer if the phone connection is lost.

    Realistically, if you want to transfer a file over a network, it's better to use an API like FtpOpenFile and its related functions. No, it's not the same as copying a file locally, and it's harder to use, but this function was built with the knowledge that network programming is different than local programming, and it provides hooks to make a progress indicator, to fail gracefully if the network is unavailable or becomes unavailable, and to operate asynchronously.

    Conclusion: the next time someone tries to sell you a programming product that lets you access network resources the same was as you access local resources, run full speed in the opposite direction.

  16. Re:Pike has cool new concepts on Pike 7.6 Released · · Score: 1

    Nothing new. It's done better in functional languages like OCaml which ensure type safety without even having to explicitly declare types.

  17. Re:Code folding is: on Eclipse Finally Gets Code Folding · · Score: 3, Informative

    That's VIM, not vi.

  18. Wouldn't have much impact on Sun Mulling GPL for Solaris · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Much of Linux' popularity is due to its status as the rebel OS, not the lenient licensing. Solaris, on the other hand, has a far more conservative public image -- it's just not considered cool amongst most Linux fans.

    It also doesn't help that Solaris' file I/O is so fucking slow.

  19. Good news on Ireland Rejects E-Voting for Upcoming Elections · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hopefully we'll see this happen here in the United States, too. Given the intelligence (or lack thereof) of the current administration, however, it does not look likely.