Google: I am above the law!! [the lock falls forward, and he dabs some SPOOGE gel to put it back in place] Mr. Chef, I'm afraid you leave me no alternative. We're going to sue you.
Owner: Sue me?! You came onto my private property, clearly marked, took pictures, put them on the internet, and you are going to sue me?!
Google: Yes. I suggest you get a real good lawyer. We'll have the best in the business.
1. The female always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The female may change her mind at any time.
9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
16. The female is ready when she is ready.
17. The male must be ready at all time.
18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
Back in the day, and I mean *back* in the day, Compute! magazine published an article about a dice game for generating minuets that was popular in Mozart's time. Pick two random start conditions, walk a set of states, et voila, a minuet.
I thought I had the actual issue, but I can't find it. Probably one of the documents fortunately lost in the floods of 1967, or somesuch.
Under the REAL ID Act, nationals of Australia are eligible to receive a special E-3 visa. This provision was the result of negotiations between the two countries that also led to the Australia-United States Free Trade Agreement which came into force on January 1, 2005.
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John McCain never left his email server open for this sort of exploit!
What you do is tail all your logs to a console, sit Neo in front of said console, and have him detect changes in the patterns.
I once worked for a network security startup that had almost exactly this strategy.
They didn't do very well, I'm afraid.
Google: I am above the law!! [the lock falls forward, and he dabs some SPOOGE gel to put it back in place] Mr. Chef, I'm afraid you leave me no alternative. We're going to sue you.
Owner: Sue me?! You came onto my private property, clearly marked, took pictures, put them on the internet, and you are going to sue me?!
Google: Yes. I suggest you get a real good lawyer. We'll have the best in the business.
http://www.twiztv.com/scripts/southpark/season2/southpark-214.htm
Obviously ignored by way too many.
Pity, that.
Though, I am looking forward to lasered cows in Milton Keynes. Milton Keynes. Sorry, but ugh.
Tax filing infinitely delayed!
Pity we can't have the RIAA keeping the Mexicans out on the Southern border, and the Muslims out on the Northern border.
Everywhere the Muslims go, they cause trouble.
Send them home.
God bless you. Funniest comment in the entire list of threads.
Jesus H. Christ! Take a gift without snarling, can't you?
The "breeding like mosquitoes" is an actual quote from an actual imam.
Nicely smeared, however.
At least they weren't lost in the floods of 1967.
This book gives you incest and dragons. Tastefully done. What more could you want?
Back in the day, and I mean *back* in the day, Compute! magazine published an article about a dice game for generating minuets that was popular in Mozart's time. Pick two random start conditions, walk a set of states, et voila, a minuet.
I thought I had the actual issue, but I can't find it. Probably one of the documents fortunately lost in the floods of 1967, or somesuch.
Thousands, Standing Around.
Wasn't there a Dilbert comic a few years back, where Dogbert described his dream job to the boss...
Pointy-Haired Boss: "So, you'd stay at home and we'd send you checks?"
Dogbert: "Actually, I was hoping for direct deposit."
Doesn't T-Mobile market a phone that switches to WiFi when WiFi's available? Could a sex offender violate this law simply by making a phone call?
Back to analog, everyone.
...in a heads we win, tails you lose kind of way.
Bottom line: Google and Microsoft are fighting over the last scraps of our long-lost privacy.
...we stop foreign aid.
Seems fair. No sense in letting them have their cake and eat it too.
For the love of God, people!
I wonder why I originally read "IFPI" as "International Federation of Pornographic Industries"?
Hey y'all, watch this!
Once you get satellite radio, you never go back.
I think the bigger story here is how terrestrial radio broadcasters utterly squandered a franchise.