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Why the LHC Won't Destroy the World

An anonymous reader writes "Most people are aware of the recent articles contending that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN might destroy the world. While most scientists have no such concerns, a recent preprint released to arxiv systematically dismantles the notion. The gist of the argument is this: Everything that will be created at the LHC is already being created by cosmic rays. If a black hole created by the LHC is interactive enough to destroy the world within the lifetime of the sun, similar black holes are already being created by cosmic rays. Such black holes would be stopped by dense cosmic objects (neutron stars and white dwarfs). A black hole stopped in one of these objects would eventually absorb it. We see sufficiently old neutron stars in the sky, thus any black hole that could be created at the LHC, even if it is stable, would have no effect on the earth on any meaningful timescale."

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  1. First by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    First particle?

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    1. Re:First by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      Well, if it's a singularity, it's the first, the one and only :o)

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    2. Re:First by khristian · · Score: 0

      Did I read "The large hardon col..."
      damn, I knew there was a reason for not a single occurrence of this joke in this article...

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  2. Damnit! by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Guess I now have to get back to my TPS report.

    1. Re:Damnit! by codepunk · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      You should have finished it on Saturday, didn't you read the memo!

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    2. Re:Damnit! by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      Did you get the new memo about the cover sheets?

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    3. Re:Damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the memo.

    4. Re:Damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you read the memo?

  3. Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't they see that there used to be MORE neutron stars?

    1. Re:Fools! by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not an astrophysicist, so I'm well aware my argument is flawed before I begin...
       
      ...however, supposing as the "black hole doomsday theory" does that Hawking radiation does not exist, how can they tell that what they are looking at is a neutron star, and not a black hole with the eaten mass of a neutron star?

    2. Re:Fools! by The+Warlock · · Score: 2, Informative

      neutron stars emit radio waves at regular intervals.

      black holes emit nothing.

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    3. Re:Fools! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about a neutron star with a black hole INSIDE IT! hah! I got you now!

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    4. Re:Fools! by mapsjanhere · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd be more worried that the astrophysicists haven't accounted for 96% of the energy and mass of the universe in their current model.
      I see billions of golf ball size black holes crossing the galaxy, playing Pac-Man "the milky way edition".

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    5. Re:Fools! by Thiez · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would you be worried about that? What are the odds of getting hit by a golfball (or a billion) compared to the size of the universe? As far as I know the earth is still here so they can't be that dangerous. Or one of them might hit us tomorrow and we'd all be dead. Nothing we can do about it, no need to worry.

      Keep in mind that to create a golf-ball sized black hole you need to compress a LOT of matter. According to wikipedia, the article about black holes, a black hole with the mass of the moon would have a 0.1 mm diameter. Thus it is safe to assume these black holes, if they exist, were not, in fact, created by cosmic rays hitting something (the wikipedia article suggests that tiny black holes might have been created during the big-bang).

    6. Re:Fools! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

      This *may* be wrong - black holes are predicted to release Hawking Radiation.

    7. Re:Fools! by JamesP · · Score: 5, Informative
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    8. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neutron stars emit radio waves at regular intervals.

      black holes emit nothing.

      Err - rotating neutron stars act as pulsars - emitting radio waves as they sweep round. Black holes may well emit Hawking radiation due to the intersection of the Schwartzchild radius with spontaneously created virtual particles. (Look it up). So they both emit (probably).
    9. Re:Fools! by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      And there I thought the Pac Man reference was enough to mark this as "humorous statement".
      But joke aside, theory IS currently missing an explanation for most of the "galaxy size and larger" gravitational phenomenons, needing dark matter and dark energy to make it stick together and expand at the same time. So a very large number of very small black holes would be about as good an explanation as any, so we still couldn't explain where they're coming from either.

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    10. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      black holes emit nothing. Ever heard of Hawking radiation?
    11. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except speculation.

    12. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      neutron stars emit radio waves at regular intervals.

      black holes emit nothing.

      Uh...remember about Unruh/Hawking radiation? Black holes *do* emit something! That's why Hawking was so controversial in the 1970s!
    13. Re:Fools! by dwibby · · Score: 1, Informative

      black holes emit nothing.

      Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was "Black holes emit X-rays of varying intensity in a repeating pattern over regular intervals." Thanks for playing, though.

    14. Re:Fools! by tableplay · · Score: 1

      Actually, they emit Hawking radiation.

    15. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Has anyone ever considered the possibility that the only reason why black holes were made, were because that solar system tried to create a black hole that they observed from afar? I mean seriously, wouldn't that just be too funny to learn that these massive forms of void and suck (pun intended) be actual creations of dumb races, that started 100's of thousands of years ago... In a galaxy far far away.

      But with all joking aside, how can anyone say it's safe or unsafe, when we never even explored in quite detail with first hand experience of a black hole. what we do know, is that it is destructive, but do we know all variables to make it safe? Obviously creating something like that isn't the first thing on my list of things to do with everyone of our race in the same planet, or solar system for that matter.. or galaxy for that matter! I may be a super villain, but I only play one on the computer/tv/etc.. Why would I want to risk taking myself out?!

    16. Re:Fools! by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      That's not the black hole, that's the accretion disk around the black hole.

      A black hole itself will emit black body radiation in accordance with its mass/temperature.

    17. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False, I'm not an expert so take it with a grain of salt: AFAICT Hawkins showed that the black holes emit some form of radiation: "Hakins radiation" hence getting smaller and banishing out of existence at some point.

    18. Re:Fools! by Btarlinian · · Score: 4, Informative

      Strictly speaking, black holes don't emit anything other than Hawking radiation, the x-rays are a result of rapidly accelerating gases in their accretion disk.

    19. Re:Fools! by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has anyone mentioned that black holes emit Hawking radiation yet? Cause I'd like to clear that up, in case no one else caught that.

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    20. Re:Fools! by Steve+Max · · Score: 5, Informative

      That is the point, it HAS been explored trillions of time already.

      Cosmic rays travel through the Universe with enough energies to boil a cup of water (in one single proton). That's up to 100 000 000 times more energy than the LHC. Those particles collide with everything, at a rate of a few per square kilometer per millenium. It might seem small, but consider the size and lifetime of the Earth, the Moon, the Sun, etc; combined. Particles whose interactions with the atmosphere would have the same energy as the LHC's collisions hit us more than 100 times per day per square kilometer. Over the lifetime of the Earth, every event that can happen in 10 years of LHC operation would already have happened hundreds of thousands of times on the Earth alone. Since we're here, there's clearly no need to worry.

    21. Re:Fools! by sjames · · Score: 0

      Black holes themselves emit nothing, but the disk of matter falling into one emits xrays.

    22. Re:Fools! by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      MBH = micro black hole... Since when did M mean micro ?

      I thought by now we would have been able to print greek letters on a web page.

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    23. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Hawking ethernet switch is quite good at emitting nothing.

    24. Re:Fools! by niklask · · Score: 1

      First of, its not only X-rays. AGNs are observed in all wavebands, from radio to TeV gamma rays. Secondy, as so many have already pointed out, BHs are predicted to radiate "Hawking radiation" but such radiation has never been observed.

    25. Re:Fools! by niklask · · Score: 1

      neutron stars emit radio waves at regular intervals.

      No, that's a pulsar, a subclass of neutron stars which are highly magnetized and rotating. Most of the neutron stars we know of are pulsars but there are also radio-quite neutron stars out there.

      black holes emit nothing.

      Everybody else has already shot this one down.
    26. Re:Fools! by mazarin5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Even still, they don't precisely emit Hawking Radiation either, but rather that its origin is just beyond the event horizon.

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    27. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing we can do about it, no need to worry.
      Get off the planet, you insensitive clodhopper.
    28. Re:Fools! by gardyloo · · Score: 2, Informative

      You're right within several orders of magnitude (sort of). The "ultra-high energy" cosmic rays have, perhaps, 50 - 200 J of energy. To raise a cup of water by _one_Kelvin_ takes nearly 1000 J. So we're off by a factor of 5 right there. To actually boil the water takes many, many times this amount of energy (raise its temperature by 100 K, and then pump enough energy in to actually effect the phase change, at least at STP). Even without taking into account the latent heat of the water, already we're off by 3 orders of magnitude. Water is curious stuff!

    29. Re:Fools! by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      Hawking Radiation

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    30. Re:Fools! by SBrach · · Score: 1

      He didn't say the temp of the water to start with now did he.

    31. Re:Fools! by Steve+Max · · Score: 1

      Ok, perhaps "with the same energy as a typical Federer sevice" is a better image.

    32. Re:Fools! by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep in mind that to create a golf-ball sized black hole you need to compress a LOT of matter. According to wikipedia, the article about black holes, a black hole with the mass of the moon would have a 0.1 mm diameter. It's actually a 0.1mm radius. There is a simple formula to determine the radius of the event horizon of a black hole given its mass, or vice versa. To determine the radius, it's just 2*G*M/c^2, where G is the gravitational constant, M is the mass of the black hole, and c is of course the speed of light.

      To calculate the mass, the calculation is just r*c^2/(2*G). Therefore, a black hole the size of a golf ball (21.33mm radius) would have to have a mass of 1.4E25 kg, or about 2.4 earths.

      For those wondering, you calculate this by setting the escape velocity equal to the speed of light. Another interesting thing about black holes is that you don't technically need very dense matter to form a black hole. If you assumed all the mass of the black hole was evenly distributed, if you got a sphere of water (density 1kg/L) with a radius of 2.68AU, you would have a black hole. Of course, with all that mass (approximately 136 million solar masses), gravity would compress it.
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    33. Re:Fools! by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      Black holes themselves - yes. However, most black holes have accretion disks around them, and when the matter in the disk "falls" on the black hole it attains immense speed and emits X-rays and gamma rays. This is why we are mostly certain that the Milky Way has a massive black hole in its center.

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    34. Re:Fools! by Tweenk · · Score: 1

      We don't really know whether black holes emit Hawking radiation because it's still a theoretical prediction. We can't detect it because it's extremely faint even for the closest probable black holes. Smaller black holes should emit more intensive Hawking radiation. For extremely small holes this radiation should cause them to "evaporate" in a fraction of a second. If LHC can create a tiny black hole, it has a chance to verify whether Hawking's prediction is true.

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    35. Re:Fools! by indi0144 · · Score: 0

      been done! it's called britney spears, she's in rehab, leave her alone.

    36. Re:Fools! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would also like to point out that Hawking radiation is emitted by black holes, in case anyone wonders.

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    37. Re:Fools! by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's just another way of saying that the original "helpful" way of looking at the quantity of energy has no useful meaning. I was trying to be a little more generous.

    38. Re:Fools! by lennier · · Score: 1

      "Cosmic rays travel through the Universe with enough energies to boil a cup of water (in one single proton)."

      Nice cuppa tea and a positron?

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    39. Re:Fools! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The basic assumption made by the "LHC will eat the Earth" crowd is that black holes do NOT emit Hawking radiation. If they do, there is zero danger from micro black holes, as they instantly evaporate.

    40. Re:Fools! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Good catch! You're most likely the first person to mention this!

    41. Re:Fools! by Fools+rush+in · · Score: 1

      Yeah sure, an expert also said that the atom bomb would never go off !! Nobody knows enough science to be 100% sure of anything - my guess.

    42. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more worried that your parent is modded insightful

    43. Re:Fools! by Asahi+Super+Dry · · Score: 1

      You forgot to write something in your sig block, dude.

    44. Re:Fools! by richardablitt · · Score: 1

      I don't think Black Hole is an SI unit...

    45. Re:Fools! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Therefore, a black hole the size of a golf ball (21.33mm radius) would have to have a mass of 1.4E25 kg, or about 2.4 earths.
      How many London buses would that be though?
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    46. Re:Fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more worried that the astrophysicists haven't accounted for 96% of the energy and mass of the universe in their current model.
      I see billions of golf ball size black holes crossing the galaxy, playing Pac-Man "the milky way edition".

      And I see immense amounts of energy being contained and utilised by intelligence.

      The LHC is a stepping stone to that playing field for us.

    47. Re:Fools! by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      And yet I didn't get a funny tag, bah

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  4. Broken link by ledow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Link is broke. Someone didn't check their HTML.

    1. Re:Broken link by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Link should go find more rupees.

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  5. A Little Optomistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    According the the Farnsworth Theorem, which has been accepted by the scientific community, the LHC is almost certain to destroy the world. There are consequences to creating a black hole, you know.

    Dr Farnsworth suggests that you collect your most prized possessions and carry them down to the lowest basement you can find. This way you will at lest be among the last survivors on our doomed planet.

    1. Re:A Little Optomistic by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why "The Geeks shall inherit the Earth".....they already occupy all of the basements.....

      Layne

    2. Re:A Little Optomistic by tristian_was_here · · Score: 1

      and who will they breed with? or breed with them?

  6. Hang on a minute by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 4, Funny

    Even if they did manage to destroy the world, we'd all die so quickly there wouldn't be time to dish out any blame.

    I can imagine the last words in the lab just before we all disappear into a singularity:

    "Oops"

    1. Re:Hang on a minute by maxume · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or "I'm hungry" or "This coffee is awful".

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    2. Re:Hang on a minute by oahazmatt · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can imagine the last words in the lab just before we all disappear into a singularity:

      "Oops"

      I agree. The world will end not with an alien invasion, not with a famine and not with a multi-national nucler war.

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!"
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    3. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!" The scientist's colleague looked at the display and agreed, "Dude, that is KILLER!"
    4. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Almost.

      It will be at the University of Alabama, and the last words will be 'Check this out'.

    5. Re:Hang on a minute by Kookus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, we'd all die relatively slowly and quickly, depending on if you're looking at people falling in after or before you.

    6. Re:Hang on a minute by cHiphead · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or 'Hey, watch this'

      *cue redneck throwing a firecracker into the path of the particle stream*

      Cheers.

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    7. Re:Hang on a minute by gotem · · Score: 2

      No, Scientific Discovery goes Boink!

    8. Re:Hang on a minute by MightyDrunken · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!" So the end of the world will be caused by the invention of aspartame? Darn it the tin foil hat did nothing.
    9. Re:Hang on a minute by Thiez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually we wouldn't. The black hole would not be any heavier than the earth (the moon would continue to orbit it as if nothing had happened, and the black hole would happily circle around the sun). Since the earth's mass is not that impressive, the black hole would have to be tiny, so the area around it where the gravity would significantly bend the universe would also be quite small, making our painful (but swift) deaths rather unspectacular.

      Yeah I know. 'WOOOOSH!'

    10. Re:Hang on a minute by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      Followed by: "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"

    11. Re:Hang on a minute by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Even if they did manage to destroy the world, we'd all die so quickly there wouldn't be time to dish out any blame.

      Actually, it will take a while. The event horizon of the hole will be small; the interaction cross-section with ordinary matter in the Earth is tiny. So it will orbit the centre of the Earth, absorbing a few atoms on each pass, gradually increasing in mass.

      We'll notice by the time it reaches the mass of, say, a decent-sized mountain. It will cause local tides. Volcanism. Earthquakes. We won't die of spaghettification; we'll die because something awful inside the earth is whipping up the mantle like a blancmange and shredding the whole crust.

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    12. Re:Hang on a minute by LordNimon · · Score: 0

      The black hole will be created on the surface of the Earth, not the center, therefore it won't exactly replace the planet. The new center of gravity will be somewhere between the current center of the Earth and the surface of the Earth. This will cause the Moon's orbit to go haywire. I seriously doubt the end result will be a moon orbiting a black hole which orbits the sun peacefully.

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    13. Re:Hang on a minute by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly, and as minor black holes are used to anchor the Intergalactic superhighways road system in place, I suspect that Arthur Dent is at this moment contemplating the life of a fly somewhere in Kent.

      Are there any marine biologists among us? Have the fish been acting funny lately?

    14. Re:Hang on a minute by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!"
      Reminds me of the aphorism about the most common last words of hillbillies: "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
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    15. Re:Hang on a minute by hvm2hvm · · Score: 1

      Well it wouldn't affect the Earth if the it will orbit each other or something (even then, if the black hole has enough gravity it might still change the orbit of the Earth around the Sun). If the black hole collides with the Earth it would blow up. A cooler way would be if the black hole is small enough (or slow enough) that it doesn't blow up the Earth but instead lands on the surface. Then it would suck it slowly at first and faster as it grows. There would be no way of stopping it.

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    16. Re:Hang on a minute by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Or "My god, it's beautiful!"

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    17. Re:Hang on a minute by Mr+Z · · Score: 5, Informative

      Whatever small compass we shove the matter into, it'll have exactly the same amount of gravity before and after. If we happen to shove it into a tight enough space that it becomes a black hole, it will be spectacularly tiny. It'll only start to accrete matter as it interacts with it. And, it'll have to get close enough to do it.

      Gravity being what it is, it seems far more likely that a black hole formed in the lab would get drawn to the Earth's center of gravity (just like everything else on Earth is) rather than causing the Earth's center of gravity to shift. Shifting the Earth's center of gravity dramatically toward the LHC would take way more energy than what we're putting into the particles at the LHC.

    18. Re:Hang on a minute by TheLink · · Score: 1

      (I'm not a physicist)

      Actually what I'd like to know is if the small black hole initially created would be affected by electromagnetic forces.

      If it isn't my guess is it'll fall towards to center of the earth gathering mass along the way and I suppose that means it will slow down perhaps overshooting the center a few times but eventually get stuck in the core of the earth continuing to chew up mass - I'm not sure how fast it'll swallow mass, but maybe there are already black holes at the center of the earth and they just don't chew up stuff that fast?

      If it's affected by electromagnetic forces then the path it takes might be quite different. After all it'll start out quite low in mass.

      Has any decent scientist modelled what would happen if a tiny black hole suddenly was formed at the surface of the earth?

      There are some people who think that some ball lightning might be due to tiny black holes. I don't know enough physics to know whether that's possible or not.

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    19. Re:Hang on a minute by Orange+Crush · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It doesn't matter where the black hole is created. It, like all black holes, is infinitesmal in size and infinitely dense. It'll fall right to the center of the Earth as if all the matter in between wasn't even there. Also, having started out life with the mass of a few atoms, it's going to take a looooooooooong time for it to destroy the planet. Black holes don't "suck" matter in. They can only pull matter in with the force of their own gravity--which is going to be very very tiny.

      It certainly won't shift the Earth's center of gravity appreciably.

    20. Re:Hang on a minute by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      True, the COG won't shift a bit. That would require an external force (and a large one, at that, because the mass of the earth is quite significant).

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    21. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It, like all black holes, is infinitesmal in size and infinitely dense.

      Oops. Black holes are densely packed matter--in fact, black holes are the most densely packed matter. Thus, they are neither infinitesimal in size, nor that infinitely dense, they are just very, very dense--and relatively small (depending on their mass).

      Black holes don't "suck" matter in. They can only pull matter in with the force of their own gravity--which is going to be very very tiny.

      This I agree. Little size (even for a black hole) and little mass (compared to other black holes as well as humans, ants, and molecules) doesn't make it for heavy gravity.

    22. Re:Hang on a minute by Dmala · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are there any marine biologists among us? Have the fish been acting funny lately?

      You know, it's funny. I was at the aquarium yesterday and for the finale of the dolphin show a dolphin did a double backwards somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner.'

    23. Re:Hang on a minute by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      Well, if you phrase it that way....

      Wouldn't it exhibit simply harmonic motion, overshooting the center of the earth and rising to near the surface on the far side, then falling again and overshooting?

      The new, improved, Swiss Cheese Earth! /frank

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    24. Re:Hang on a minute by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Based on airplane cockpit recorders (the black boxes) the most likely last word will be "SHIT!".

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    25. Re:Hang on a minute by ahugenerd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To an outside observer (read: alien), wouldn't we never actually die? We'd get asymptotically close to dying, but never go through with the whole 'dying' part. Kind of like a goth-kid that gets more emo by the second.

    26. Re:Hang on a minute by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Troll

      *cue redneck throwing a firecracker into the path of the particle stream*

      Right, because Yuppie Spawn never do anything foolish, and liberal arts majors are famous for their grasp on the laws of physics. I will check to be sure, but no doubt you're right that there have never been any sophisticated, urbane New Englanders who - through idiocy and a lack of understanding the consequences of how they're handling a physical object, like, say, an automobile - have every run into any trouble that way. Only 'rednecks.' Well, and Ted Kennedy, of course. But he only killed someone, and that's different.

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    27. Re:Hang on a minute by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have always expected the end of the world to be preceeded by:

      "Good news everyone!"

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    28. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      This is the way the world ends
      Not with a bang but a "woo-hoo."

    29. Re:Hang on a minute by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Doubt away...

      The Black Hole would be a very tiny mass at creation, so small that the difference between where the earth's center of mass was before and is after is insignificant.
      (In effect the before state is equal to finding the gravitational center of the earth, minus the gravitational center of a bunch of electrons that are about to power the LHC, then finding the separate center of those electrons poured into the LHC, and comparing that to the after state - where we have to find the gravitational center of the rest of the earth, and the gravitational center of the mini black hole) The center of the rest of the earth doesn't change significantly in the before and after pictures, and the power put into the LHC wasn't enough to cause any noticible wobble before it was used, was it? So it's not going to cause a wobble afterwards.
            Now, assuming a stable black hole, it is drawn towards the center of the earth by gravity. Repulsion by solid matter isn't enough to stop it. (Repulsion is an electromagnetic effect - the cloud of electrons around normal nuclei push and so keep matter from passing through other matter. The hole doesn't have a cloud of electrons, so it falls. It 'wants' to go into a narrow elliptical orbit around the earth's core. (It's not falling straight towards the core, because the spot where it formed on the earth's surface has sideways velocity from the earth's rotation). As the hole falls it eats stuff, but that means it also emits electromagnetic radiation as stuff falls in. This works out in the end as a kind of friction, so the hole slows in its orbit and spirals inward. By the time it is up to a few milligrams weight, it is in a tight little orbit around the earth's core, and we are all alive, waiting for it to gradually gain weight. (If the boffins have told us). This takes a year or so, with us not really noticing anything until the hole weighs kilotonnes, at which point the last twelve hours or thereabouts get very impressive and the earth goes bye-bye.
            So yes, you end up with the moon peacefully orbiting the black hole as the hole orbits the sun, in orbits that are so close to the existing ones it would be a real challenge to find the differences.
            Now, the side of the moon towards us got some interesting radiation exposures during the final few minutes, perhaps enough to melt crater walls and such. The effect of all that light from the final flash might conceivably be measurable, out in the 20th decimal place or so when someone measures the Moon's rotational velocity.
            Fortunately, this is all based on the idea that a black hole barely bigger than a proton is somehow stable, which we doubt very much.

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    30. Re:Hang on a minute by Pincus · · Score: 0

      Wait - so we can potentially make small black holes? Is somebody doing this in a lab? Can we do this with any mass? Can we turn an asteroid into a black hole just to research it? What astronaut wouldn't risk his life to be the first into and out of a small black hole?

    31. Re:Hang on a minute by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know. 'WOOOOSH!'

      It's a black hole. I think it'd be more of a 'SCHLURRRRRP!'

    32. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The singularity is coming!

      Oops, wrong one.

    33. Re:Hang on a minute by philspear · · Score: 1

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!"

      I'm going to have to quote that, oahazmatt.
    34. Re:Hang on a minute by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. It would orbit the the center of mass of the Earth, inside the Earth. Every once in a while it would collide with a particle, absorbing it and acquiring the mass, momentum, and charge of the particle. As a result its orbit would shrink over time. In a few billion years it would settle to the center of the Earth.

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    35. Re:Hang on a minute by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      The black hole will be created on the surface of the Earth, not the center, therefore it won't exactly replace the planet. The new center of gravity will be somewhere between the current center of the Earth and the surface of the Earth. This will cause the Moon's orbit to go haywire. I seriously doubt the end result will be a moon orbiting a black hole which orbits the sun peacefully. No, the center of the combined blackhole-earthInside system will be the center of the blackhole-earthOutside system. Assuming the mass of the blackhole to be tiny, the center of the new system should line up neatly with the current center of the earth.

      The moon will notice no change other than the view.

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    36. Re:Hang on a minute by njh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wouldn't it evaporate quickly, as small black holes are want to do? How do we know that it would even have a chance to absorb a particle before it fizzes away?

    37. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, and Ted Kennedy, of course.

      Well, if he'd been driving a Volkswagon, he'd likely have been president ;^)
      (with apologies to the National Lampoon.)

    38. Re:Hang on a minute by dwibby · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!"

      I personally like "Not again."

    39. Re:Hang on a minute by david.given · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fortunately, this is all based on the idea that a black hole barely bigger than a proton is somehow stable, which we doubt very much.

      The formula for the lifetime of a black hole is t = 8.4 x 10^-17 * M^3, where M is in kilograms and t is in seconds; as the mass decreases, the lifetime decreases very rapidly. A 1000kg black hole will have a lifetime about equal to the mass of the universe. A 1kg black hole has a lifetime of 10 attoseconds.

      Of course, during that 10 attoseconds, the entire mass of the black hole evaporates away as energy --- and there is a lot of it in a 1kg mass; roughly the equivalent of 23 megatonnes, assuming I haven't dropped a decimal place or three...

    40. Re:Hang on a minute by Orange+Crush · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oops. Black holes are densely packed matter--in fact, black holes are the most densely packed matter. Thus, they are neither infinitesimal in size, nor that infinitely dense, they are just very, very dense--and relatively small (depending on their mass).

      Depends on the model. One of the more popular theories holds that the heart of a black hole is a singularity--a hole in spacetime infinitely small and infinitely dense

    41. Re:Hang on a minute by v1 · · Score: 1

      OK Jethro.

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    42. Re:Hang on a minute by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      As I understand the theories, any mini-black holes created would evaporate instantly--but assuming Hawking radiation doesn't exist and black holes (no matter how small) are forever, it still wouldn't be much of a threat to the planet.

    43. Re:Hang on a minute by v1 · · Score: 1

      I think I see a problem, tho I'm definitely not astrophysicist. Gravity affects relative to distance. The proposed earth-size (mass) black hole would have the same mass as the earth, but would be a lot smaller. So wouldn't it be farther from the moon than the earth is? or does gravity only care about where the center of the mass is? So the moon would be less affected by the new black hole than it was by the earth?

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    44. Re:Hang on a minute by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      That's more or less the centre of the whole LHC controversy.
      Hawking Radiation, which is the mechanism with which small black holes would evaporate, hasn't been proven.
      If Hawking is wrong, black holes don't emit radiation and they will continuously keep gaining mass.
      If he's right, they will emit energy faster than they gain it and thus evaporate.

      There's a few other subject related to strangelets too, but the Hawking Radiation is what is mostly debated by those who want LHC closed down.

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    45. Re:Hang on a minute by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      no, no, no. remember - Doppler effect. shclurrRRP - schlRRRrp - scHLRRrrp - SCHlrrrrp

    46. Re:Hang on a minute by ultranova · · Score: 1

      happened, and the black hole would happily circle around the sun). Since the earth's mass is not that impressive, the black hole would have to be tiny, so the area around it where the gravity would significantly bend the universe would also be quite small, making our painful (but swift) deaths rather unspectacular.

      For that exact same reason a black hole produced in LHC wouldn't harm us in any way: you could fire the thing straight through your brains, and the chances are not a single particle would come anywhere close enough to it to be affected in any way.

      Even an Earth-mass black hole would take a while to swallow all of humanity, due to the small size of the event horizon. It would be like being nibbled to death by an ant.

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    47. Re:Hang on a minute by RanCossack · · Score: 1

      But *cue a Kennedy driving a car into the path of the particle stream* doesn't have the same ring to it.

    48. Re:Hang on a minute by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      Although it would start at the surface, the black hole, being infinitely dense and infinitesimally small, would likely burrow slowly to the center of the planet and fall into a shallow orbit.

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    49. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we'd all die relatively slowly and quickly, depending on if you're looking at people falling in after or before you. LHC countdown. http://www.lhcountdown.com
    50. Re:Hang on a minute by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you think about it, what is the probability that a black hole created in a particle accelerator will have a lower velocity than Earth's escape velocity? Seeing as how it starts life at nearly C, I'd say the odds are good that anything created is headed for deep space.

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    51. Re:Hang on a minute by Thiez · · Score: 1

      One who knows that one cannot, by definition, leave a black hole, except as radiation (which, from the astronaut's point of view, is no better than not leaving at all). Also, we cannot turn an asteroid into a black hole. Finally, a black hole with the same mass of the earth would have a 9 mm diameter. Most asteroids weigh less than the earth, but even if you could fine a super-heavy asteroid, how are we to squeeze an astronaut in a ball that small? Probably the same way we compressed the asteroid, but the astronaut would be dead before we sent him into the black hole.

      I suggest you google for black holes a bit, or visit wikipedia, if you're interested in black holes. They are very interesting but it seems to me that you know almost nothing about them (you're missing out!).

    52. Re:Hang on a minute by ultranova · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oops. Black holes are densely packed matter--in fact, black holes are the most densely packed matter. Thus, they are neither infinitesimal in size, nor that infinitely dense, they are just very, very dense--and relatively small (depending on their mass).

      The problem with black holes having non-infinite density is as follows: forces cause interaction between particles by having them exchange virtual gauge particles. These gauge particles move at most at the speed of light, just like everything else. However, the only possible direction inside the event horizon of a black hole is down; gauge particles are no exception, they fall down like everything else. Consequently, a particle can never learn that there's any other particles beneath it (closer to the center of the hole), since it never receives the gauge particles sent by them; and consequently, there's nothing to halt it's fall. This is true for any distance from the center, so nothing stops the particle from going ever closer.

      When this happens for all the particles falling into the hole, they all pack into its center. A finite amount of particles packed into a single point (infinitesimal space) means infinite density.

      See, the common perceptual mistake people do is to think the event horizon of a black hole as a wall of some kind. That implies that you could view the singularity if you went inside. It's not true; what the event horizon is is the cosmic equivalent of a sign saying: "the road is one way from this point on". You pass it, you still can't view the singularity, because light can't move outward from there. Neither can anything else, for that matter. Even light that's sent outward will simply fall a bit slower, that's all. The gauge particles sent by the atoms on the tip of your nose will still reach the ones on the base of it, so your flesh doesn't disintegrate; but only because your nose is falling even faster than them, so it falls past them. But there's no way to stop the fall.

      Then again, general relativity and the curvature of space mean that the distance between the event horizon and the center of a black hole is infinite, because space is infinitely curved (or rather, it's curvature approaches infinite without bound near the center), so maybe that's the solution: mass doesn't pack into infinite density at the bottom of the black hole's gravity well, because there is no bottom, just eternal fall.

      Now I managed to spook myself :)...

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    53. Re:Hang on a minute by cromar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Only rednecks do stupid things, of course. Everyone knows this ;)

    54. Re:Hang on a minute by ultranova · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Black Hole would be a very tiny mass at creation, so small that the difference between where the earth's center of mass was before and is after is insignificant.

      Since the hole would be created from Earth's mass on Earth, the difference would not be insignificant but exactly zero.

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    55. Re:Hang on a minute by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Gravity cares only about the center of mass. If the earth was twice as dense but a little smaller (thereby keeping its mass the same as it is now) the moon's orbit should stay the same as it is now. We can replace the sun with a black hole with the same mass and you wouldn't notice until you leave the basement and go outside. Well, except for the temperature, which might drop a little.

    56. Re:Hang on a minute by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Gravity affects relative to distance relative to centres of mass of the two objects.

      All fixed now.

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    57. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My fiancee is a biologist and she sent you a message: A dolphin is not a fish, you insensitive clod!

    58. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together....MASS HYSTERIA!!!

    59. Re:Hang on a minute by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      Matter resists being compressed to the levels needed for a black hole... even if we got a handfull of atoms pressed in like that, they would scatter quickly. The only reason they stay like that in black holes is the gravity overrides it by shear brute force. 0 risk, I don't care what doomsayers say. They can all put their money where their mouths are. Taking all bets, payable after this thing goes live. :)

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    60. Re:Hang on a minute by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      +1 obscure Calvin & Hobbes reference.

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    61. Re:Hang on a minute by SBrach · · Score: 1

      It's actually "Hold my beer and watch this!!"

    62. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can imagine the last words in the lab just before we all disappear into a singularity:

      "Oops"

      I agree. The world will end not with an alien invasion, not with a famine and not with a multi-national nucler war.

      No, the world will end with a scientist uttering "Oh, sweet!"

      No, my bet is on an asteroid or comet. From what we've learned in the last few years, this is a bigger threat then global nuclear war.
    63. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not actually true. From what I've read, the black hole or strangelet would gradually accrete mass over the course of decades, leading to a gradual shrinkage and seismic destabilization of the planet, followed by a rapid collapse and/or explosion only at the very end.

      A black hole of Earth mass would only be about 15mm across. A strangelet would be a bit larger, but still very small. And because over most of its life (or should I say, the remaining life of the Earth) it would be much less massive, it would be even smaller. The amount of area it would "sweep out" in each pass through the Earth's core would be miniscule.

      We'd be in for a long, unpleasant end if this sort of thing ever happened. On the bright side, it might buy us some time to move a portion of the population off the surface of the planet.

    64. Re:Hang on a minute by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      No, since we are talking about the earth at time t and then t+1, there is the possibility of a shift in mass, it's just a very tiny amount, only even vaguely determinate. As electrons converge down the wires leading to the LHC, they approximate a spherical section shaped cap over that part of the earth. Its center of mass is initially well below ground, but rises as the electrons arrive in the LHC and add their energy to boost the hadrons which form the hole. Of course, the LHC isn't particularly surrounded by many equal, symetric sets of high tension lines converging from all directions, that's an approximation.
              For that matter, do I need to take into account the sunlight that falls on the Earth and the dust that settles in the form of incredible numbers of micrometeorites? Insignificant is the way a professional descries such issues, just as the sound produced by a two car collision is an insignificant part of the energy the cars had before colliding, but technically not zero.

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    65. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hold my beer!"

    66. Re:Hang on a minute by lgw · · Score: 1

      I've never quite seen how Hawking radiation would make a black hole evaporate in the first place.

      For every particle pair split by the event horizon, one emerges as Hawking radiation outwards--fine--but one falls in. How is that particle falling in any different from any other particle falling in? By what mechanism would Hawking radiation destabilize the black hole, or make it smaller, or etc? It sounds like the theory is "we have faith in conservation of stuff, so by magic the black hole must evaporate", with no actual idea of any mechanism.

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    67. Re:Hang on a minute by lgw · · Score: 1

      Has any decent scientist modelled what would happen if a tiny black hole suddenly was formed at the surface of the earth? That, in fact, is what TFA is actually about. Short answer: nothing interesting. They chew up mass very slowly indeed.

      If a black hole had a charge (and therefore could be affected by EM forces) it would almost instantly consume a particle that would neutralize that charge, so effecively black holes just have gravity and spin.

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    68. Re:Hang on a minute by yanyan · · Score: 1

      I was there too! I heard later that night all the dolphins had disappeared, and somebody heard strange voices singing the words "so long and thanks for all the fish." It was really weird.

    69. Re:Hang on a minute by cobaltnova · · Score: 1

      Your post raises an interesting point: for the black hole to even affect us, it couldn't be moving that much faster than escape velocity, a measly 3.7x10^-5 c. Speaking without any substance to back me up, I would imagine that such a small amount of residual velocity (equivalently energy) isn't unlikely in a collision with such massive initial energies...

      I'm even less worried now.

    70. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      which brings up the age old question, so you ever actually die? as you get closer and closer to the center time passage would approach a standstill. certainly to people outside of the black hole you would die, but to the actual person in the vortex i wonder if you would.

      I just remembered that gravity will have it's way with you and you would be ripped to pieces (and compressed into a tiny tiny tiny little thing) long before the time dilation effects kicked in. still, interesting thought experiment.

    71. Re:Hang on a minute by glittalogik · · Score: 1
    72. Re:Hang on a minute by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Ah, I finally RTFA.

      It's actually interesting - so there could be black holes about the center of the earth right now, chewing up mass very slowly.

      Also the authors intentionally ignore certain effects (reradiation - which can slow down mass gathering) and make certain other assumptions for the sake of conservative estimates ("worst case scenario").

      Could a small black hole produce a magnetic field?

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    73. Re:Hang on a minute by ultranova · · Score: 1

      No, since we are talking about the earth at time t and then t+1, there is the possibility of a shift in mass, it's just a very tiny amount, only even vaguely determinate.

      Not unless you'll break the preservation of momentum, at which point you'll have bigger problems than a black hole. As long as said law of nature stands, Earth getting converted into a black hole due to a lab mishap will have exactly zero effect on where its center of gravity is located.

      As electrons converge down the wires leading to the LHC, they approximate a spherical section shaped cap over that part of the earth. Its center of mass is initially well below ground, but rises as the electrons arrive in the LHC and add their energy to boost the hadrons which form the hole.

      And when these electrons are pushed down the wire, the cause an equal but opposite counterforce, which pushes the rest of the Earth in another direction.

      No internal process can change the center of mass of a system, because any force exerted by any part of the system on any other part will move them both in opposite directions, with acceleration inversely related to their masses, which means that the changes in the center of gravity caused by one are cancelled by the other.

      For that matter, do I need to take into account the sunlight that falls on the Earth and the dust that settles in the form of incredible numbers of micrometeorites?

      Neither sunlight nor falling meteorites are internal to Earth. LHC and anything produced by it is.

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    74. Re:Hang on a minute by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can design the experiments with a safety measure. All we have to do is make sure the particles that result from the collisions have at least escape velocity. That way, if a black hole is formed it will just leave the gravity well harmlessly. Bye-bye black hole.

      Of course this assumes that nano-black holes have no charge and won't be affected by the magnets in the collider. If they do (I don't know under what circumstances a nano-black hole could have charge but damn wouldn't it be neat if we could trap one!) have charge just keep the ring running until we can shoot them off into space or otherwise dispose of them. How hard can that be? The particle velocities are way above escape velocity.

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    75. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you didn't mean BOINC?

    76. Re:Hang on a minute by You+are+not+listenin · · Score: 1

      Well the article linked at the top indicates that it would create a black hole that wouldn't accumulate mass quickly if at all. So if despite that article's predictions we create a blackhole that destroys the earth, there will probably still be at least SOME truth to the linked article (i.e. we'd be occupying some sort of middle ground between that article and the doomsday people), meaning there might be a period where the black hole is only increasing in size slowly, but physicists are able to predict it will accelerate in the mass it's accumulating once it's reached some critical mass.

      So don't rule out the hypothetical New York Times headline "World ends tomorrow".

      And God damn it, is there any way to keep your posts formatted correctly (i.e. paragraphs, newlines and such) without inserting HTML tags (e.g. p and br tags)?

    77. Re:Hang on a minute by njh · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hawking_radiation
      has some discussion of this, and some links.

      I don't understand it myself.

    78. Re:Hang on a minute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absorbing to fill dark electron orbits is element scary.
      Dark electron orbits in all atoms explaining more nucleus particles and the larger than expected atomic blast with EMP could comatose operators is another theory.
      Backlash dark particles to riptide sun solar flare nova is another.
      Combining to form larger unpredicted holes is fun for atmosphere lovers.

  7. If he's wrong? by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    While most scientists have no such concerns, a recent preprint released to arxiv systematically dismantles the notion. A risky claim to make. If he's wrong it will totally ruin his reputation ;-)
    1. Re:If he's wrong? by heldlik · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well the good thing about the critics of this LHC project, is that we won't be hearing any "I TOLD YOU SO!"

    2. Re:If he's wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It will be more like... "I TOLD YOU SO..OOooooo.oooo.ooo.oo.o!"

  8. This article doesn't take everything into account by verbalcontract · · Score: 5, Funny

    This article doesn't take into account accidental resonance cascades that open up portals to bizarre alien.

  9. Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wasn't the actual "danger" in question the creation of stable negative strangelets (which would gobble up regular matter through electrostatic attraction, not through gravity like a black hole) ?

    But still, if there was such a thing, cosmic rays would have created one "naturally" by now.

    1. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by hairykrishna · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've seen both 'theories' touted in the press. I don't think that most people realise that the LHC, impressive as it is, is generating particle energies way lower than we observe ocasionally naturally.

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    2. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Migraineman · · Score: 5, Funny

      The LHC is "mostly harmless." After all, it's only bashing Large Hadrons together. Now, the Ginormous Hadron Collider (GHC) is another matter all together. It's been giving me the stink-eye for weeks now. I wouldn't turn my back on it for a minute.

    3. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wasn't the actual "danger" in question the creation of stable negative strangelets (which would gobble up regular matter through electrostatic attraction, not through gravity like a black hole) ?

      Yes, but this can be counteracted via the usage of normalets, which are generated by anybody who doesn't read slashdot.

    4. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by corbettw · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's been giving me the stink-eye for weeks now. It wasn't giving you the stink eye, that's just the way its face looks.
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    5. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah? Well, as long as there are no bizarrolets, then no parallel universes will be created in which there is Superman with an upside-down S who talks like retarded caveman.

    6. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by AlterRNow · · Score: 1

      AKA Babies?

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    7. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Even though the particle energy is way lower, the particle density is way higher.

    8. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Bob-taro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But still, if there was such a thing, cosmic rays would have created one "naturally" by now.

      Okay, so it sounds like the theory is that you could create a microscopic black hole that would immediately sink to the center of the earth and orbit there, very slowly accreting matter. But we argue against the possibility saying "cosmic rays would already have created them". Is it possible that they already have and that mini black holes are milling about the earth's center as we speak? Hmm, we have had a lot of earthquakes lately ...

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    9. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the closest we can get to normalets is orthogonalets.

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    10. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now, the Ginormous Hadron Collider (GHC) is another matter all together.

      The Tremendous Hadron Collider is more likely to create a black hole with the munchies.

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    11. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      That's the other "Don't ever do anything because something might go wrong" scenario.

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    12. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Migraineman · · Score: 1

      So, the experiment containment unit should have one-meter-thick walls made from Doritos?

    13. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The LHC is "mostly harmless." After all, it's only bashing Large Hadrons together. Now, the Ginormous Hadron Collider (GHC) is another matter all together. It's been giving me the stink-eye for weeks now. I wouldn't turn my back on it for a minute. I KNEW Haskell was a front for something!
    14. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by verbamour · · Score: 1

      I see you are trying to destroy the world, perhaps I can help: You have attempted to access commands available only in the Evil Genius Galactic Overlord Materials Management Module (EGGO-MMM). This module is not available in the freeware version of this product, but must be purchased as an upgrade. Please send fifty bazillion euros to the link at the top of this page. Due to the irrevocable nature of this feature, we will have to wait for payment to clear before sending the unlock code. That is a mistake one doesn't make twice. In the meantime, perhaps you can wax your starship or enjoy some of the soon-to-be-unavailable discounts that can be had at the local markets. Thank you for your patronage.

    15. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Tremendous Hadron Collider is more likely to create a black hole with the munchies.

      Hmm, did you mean that the Tremendous Hardon Collider can create black holes?

    16. Re:Black holes vs. negative strangelets ? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      That would've been so funny when I was 10.

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  10. Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow. R. A. Heinlein Glory Road

    1. Re:Logic by Doddman · · Score: 0

      actually, there's logical explanations to why airplanes fly, there's logical explanations to why H-bombs DO work.

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    2. Re:Logic by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Logic can never be better than the assumptions it works with. Garbage in => garbage out.

      Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow No, logic nothing to say about that - it only concerns the way in which we manipulate logical statements. What you are talking about is empiricism - the idea that because something has always happened before, it will happen again next time; this is a useful notion in many sciences, but there is no logical reason why it should be valid.
    3. Re:Logic by Chyeld · · Score: 2, Informative
      You do realize OP is quoting from a book, right?

      I knew, logically, that everything that had happened since I read that silly ad had been impossible. So I chucked logic.

      Logic is a feeble reed, friend. "Logic" proved that airplanes can't fly and that H-bombs won't work and that stones don't fall out of the sky. Logic is a way of saying that anything which didn't happen yesterday won't happen tomorrow.
      Glory Road by Robert A. Heinlein
    4. Re:Logic by notwrong · · Score: 1

      No, logic nothing to say about that - it only concerns the way in which we manipulate logical statements. What you are talking about is empiricism - the idea that because something has always happened before, it will happen again next time; this is a useful notion in many sciences, but there is no logical reason why it should be valid. I think that's inductivism, rather than empiricism. Empiricism is the idea that knowledge comes from experience and observation. Inductivism (at least the naive form expressed by the GP) is logically unsound. It can be a useful way of finding new hypotheses (as you allude to) but it's not just that there's no reason it should be valid - there are plenty of plausible situations where it fails, and it's generally agreed upon to be invalid.
    5. Re:Logic by Vihai · · Score: 1

      Even better, there are logical explanations to why logical explanations telling that airplanes wouldn't fly were bad applications of logic (if they existed altogether).

    6. Re:Logic by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Logic and statistics are two completely separate fields. That fact that old prominent physicists denounce modern physics(*), is just a 'Grumpy Old Man'-Syndrome. *(Maxwell denouncing Airplanes, Einstein quantum physics, and Bohr the Nuclear bomb).

    7. Re:Logic by Nullav · · Score: 1

      Closing your eyes to various levels of a system isn't logical.

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    8. Re:Logic by thechao · · Score: 1

      I suppose you mean "flawed logic"?

  11. Been there, done that. by apathy+maybe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wouldn't worry really. If it does destroy the world (which this is saying it won't, because if it could, it would have already happened naturally), then too bad. There isn't anything we can do, and such is life. C'est la vie.

    Oh yeah, and I really have been there, there was an open day a couple of months back, the thing is less then about 15 cm in most places (then you have the various vacuum thingys, etc.). Which is rather big, actually, considering the size of the particles...

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    1. Re:Been there, done that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wouldn't worry really. If it does destroy the world (which this is saying it won't, because if it could, it would have already happened naturally), then too bad. There isn't anything we can do, and such is life. C'est la vie."

      Hello?
      We could simply not conduct this experiment.
      What is the point of this anyway? To investigate things that we know nothing about? That we're putting our fate in the hands of theorticians that admit that they don't really know what they're doing, because if they did, there'd be no need to conduct this experiment in the first place? I don't get why so many here are so sanguine about this. And your comment is the height of silliness and nihilism.

  12. But but but... by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Science is the work of the devil!"

    I believe the saying goes, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story. "Safe" doesn't sell National Geographic, let alone Wired.

    1. Re:But but but... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      "Science is the work of the devil!" Science: Making a meal from the fruit of knowledge.
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    2. Re:But but but... by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      "Safe" doesn't sell National Geographic...

      True...bare aboriginal bewbies sell National Geographic!
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    3. Re:But but but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      National Geographic. In depth comparative looks at new (relativly speaking) technologies, candid travel logs from countries admist turmoil, religous studies from both the objective and the personal point of view, documented diaries of explorers. CNN and Fox News be damned, NG is true yellow journalism if I ever saw it.

    4. Re:But but but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Science gives me a hadron.

  13. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    We will just sent sg1 in to take care of the aliens and then we just blame it on the homer simpson type people working there.

  14. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well yea, that only results in the enslavement of the human race, not actually the end of the world.

  15. It's about speed though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the argument was that cosmic rays causing these effects are moving spectacularly quickly - resulting in whatever micro-black holes hurtling through the earth and off into deep space. If the LHC produces such things, a statistically significant number of them would be almost stationary with respect to the earth and would fall through the center of the planet, oscillating back and forth through the core, gradually settling down at the very center.

    I still don't think this is a problem (micro black holes ought to evaporate very quickly - per Hawkins, and in any case, they'd take a very long time to get big enough to be a problem). But the cosmic-ray argument is weak.

    1. Re:It's about speed though. by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      This is what the article addresses. The counter-argument to "cosmic rays would already produce them" is that they would be moving quickly through the Earth and not interact. They would be produced by cosmic rays elsewhere in the universe, though. If they are interactive enough to destroy the world within the lifetime of the Sun, they would be captured (despite their high velocity) by certain types of stars and consume them. We see no evidence that this has occurred.

  16. "cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me be quite clear that I don't think the LHC is likely to destroy the Earth.

    However, the argument that what the LHC does is equivalent to collisions of cosmic rays with the atmosphere is bogus. The LHC's collisions between two particle streams with equal and opposite momentum could create things that are more or less at rest with respect to the Earth; a cosmic ray hitting the atmosphere carries momentum that will cause any resultant particles to move away from us very quickly.

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    1. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by cowscows · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think it's pretty unlikely that two particles are going to hit each other 100% square on and all that energy will somehow cancel out and the result will just dead stop and drop to the floor. The particles in the LHC are going to be colliding with so much energy that the results are most certainly going to be moving at a very high rate of speed, high enough that something like the Earth's gravity will hardly be noticeable to it.

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    2. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by vondo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hence the argument concerning neutron stars which would stop such a particle.

    3. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...to move IN OUR DIRECTION very quickly.

      There, fixed it for you.

    4. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's funny to see you get modded informative for repeating the summary.

    5. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Is the argument bogus for eVoting too?

      Fueling the arguments of paper ballot supporters are incidents such as a 2003 Belgian election in which almost 4,100 extra votes for Maria Vindevoghel's Communist Party were recorded in a precinct of Brussels due to a malfunction triggered by a cosmic ray.

      http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/23.46.html#subj13
      http://catless.ncl.ac.uk/Risks/23.47.html#subj7

    6. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's pretty unlikely that two particles are going to hit each other 100% square on and all that momentum will somehow cancel out and the result will just dead stop and drop to the floor. Fixed that for you.
    7. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by cowscows · · Score: 1

      What does crappy hardware/software with inadequate error checking have to do with what I was talking about?

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    8. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      The LHC's collisions between two particle streams with equal and opposite momentum could create things that are more or less at rest with respect to the Earth
      Correct, but this is why the article mentions neutron stars. These have the same density as an atomic nucleus (if not greater at the centre if strange QCD states form). Cosmic rays hitting these would also produce the same particles but, because the neutron star is so much denser than the Earth, these would be stopped in the star eventhough they would be created moving at speed. Since we see lots of old neutron stars we can conclude that if there is any danger from the LHC the process is so slow or rare that we do not need to worry about it.
    9. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most "things" it create cannot exist at rest. These "things" are not like automobiles that can crash to a perfect halt; they are more like billiard balls, that will leave the scene of the collision with the same speed, but in opposite direction.

    10. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they will be moving at a very high rate of rate of travel. :p

    11. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The situation is kinda like a pool table with relativistic balls on it, with a couple of exceptions: each time two balls hit, something explodes or implodes right where they hit, and some balls appear or disappear. All I need to conserve is the TOTAL four momentum ("how fast they move and what rest mass they have") long before they hit and long after they hit. It is clearly obvious that although the (probabilistic) momentum distribution per solid angle might change a little if you make a transformation from moving to lab frame or back, you will still create particles with high and low momenta regardless. This is especially true for a collision involving more than three particles total (adding up initial and final)

    12. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by vondo · · Score: 1

      And not even as well...

    13. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does that make a difference?

      As someone else above worked out (his maths isn't correct, it's about 10^6 too small, but it'll do), at the size of this black hole, the densest packing of matter is a whole load of fuck all.

      It's about the same probability of being a problem as us being hit by the Moon.

      If this black hole is stationary, it will fall down at G. It will gobble up matter that DIRECTLY hits it. Which is basically bugger all. If it travels VERY close to something it may have enough gravitational attraction to break the bond, but electrical bonds are more than 10^10 times stronger than gravity, so you'd still have to be 10^10 times closer to the electron than the atom is to pull it away. This would ionise the matter. That happens a lot anyway.

      So 1 in 10^50 direct collisions adding 1 millionth of the miniscule mass of this black hole means that it would take it passing within an atom to double its size.

      10^60 atoms is about 10^52metres. 10^7 metres is the diameter of the earth. So that's 10^42 passes.

      s=1/2 a t^2

      t=(2s/a)^0.5

      s=10^7, a=10. t=10^4 seconds to traverse the width of the earth (halve this, since a is zero at the centre of the earth).

      So it will annhialiate one million atoms in 10^46 seconds.

      3 x 10^38 years.

      It would double size each interval, so it would weigh a ton in 70 times that.

      2 x 10^40 years.

      Do you reckon this is going to be a problem?

    14. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > The LHC's collisions between two particle streams with equal and opposite momentum could
      > create things that are more or less at rest with respect to the Earth

      The particles are going to be colliding at very nearly the speed of light. In that context "more or less at rest with respect to the Earth" will still be many, many times escape velocity.

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    15. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      The particles are going to be colliding at very nearly the speed of light. In that context "more or less at rest with respect to the Earth" will still be many, many times escape velocity.

      How you figure? If proton A is moving to the right at c - delta and proton B is moving to the left at c - delta, the net momentum is zero. If protons were little bits of silly putty, when they hit the resultant lump of putty would be at rest.

      It's the difference between shooting the cue ball into another ball that is at rest, and shooting two cue balls at each other from the opposite end of the table. If you had some weird balls that broke into BBs on impact, you could still pocket the whole mess in the first instance, but in the second, you're going to end up with a mess of BBs on the table.

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  17. When news makers will understand? by Framboise · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Interestingly Enrico Fermi did use the same argument while setting on the first nuclear reactor during the Manhattan project around 1940 (that some cosmic rays are anyway much more energetic and bombarding the Earth since ages). And later fission and fusion bomb makers did use the same argument while playing with increasingly powerful toys. Ditto particle physicists for each new and more powerful accelerator. Isn't it time that journalists and other dumb news makers understand?

    1. Re:When news makers will understand? by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      I really don't see the media and lay people being concerned about this as a bad thing like you seem to. I'm certainly concerned about it, they might have some empirical reasons for assuming that what they are doing is safe, this may even be bourn out by the current theoretical paradigm, but we have been wrong in the past about these things and when the consequences are so serious it is worth taking time to fully assess why people are concerned and seeing what can be done to reduce those feelings. If the world is destroyed a simple "I'm sorry" won't cut it. When I do research which could potentially have a negative imapact upon the people involved I have to be able to show to an ethics board, which includes people from outside my discipline, that what I'm doing will do no harm; is it so mug to ask that those undertaking this research ought to do the same?

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    2. Re:When news makers will understand? by lostokie · · Score: 1
      To build a high speed train from Philly to DC is taking a 20 year Environmental Impact Study. So why does something that could possibly destroy the entire planet, not get something similar?

      I'd feel much better if a bunch of government agencies had signed off on this. While I'm sure they wouldn't actually accomplish anything themselves, they'd make sure all the science was fully vetted, in the public eye, by contractors.

    3. Re:When news makers will understand? by Framboise · · Score: 1

      Because the LHC cannot destroy the planet. The test is constantly made by natural high energy protons, billions of times more energetic than the LHC protons, since over 4.5 billion years for the solar system. Billions of other stars are also bombarded by cosmic rays, have also existed billions of years without being sucked into a black-hole. Then be sure that the LHC has been subject to numerous environmental impact studies over years by the French and Swiss governmental agencies, on topics such as, induced radio-activity, heat release, electro-magnetic fields production, underground water pollution, noise, etc. etc. and is permanently monitored.

    4. Re:When news makers will understand? by jdh3.1415 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly Enrico Fermi did use the same argument while setting on the first nuclear reactor during the Manhattan project around 1940 (that some cosmic rays are anyway much more energetic and bombarding the Earth since ages). Many nuclear physicists of that era died of causes that can be attributed to radiation exposure. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrico_Fermi Because the effects of radiation on biology was not well understood at that time, people were frequently exposed to doses that would not be permitted today.

      Some may see Mr. Fermi's comment as an example of why we should be skeptical of the "low energy compared to cosmic rays" argument.

    5. Re:When news makers will understand? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That 20 year environmental impact study is just a way to funnel some money into well-connected consulting firms. Don't go mistaking government pork with actual useful work.

    6. Re:When news makers will understand? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Time to feel better, then. They performed extensive impact studies at the start of the project, more than 10 years ago.

    7. Re:When news makers will understand? by lostokie · · Score: 1

      Okay, I surrender. The experts and scientists have spoken and have agreed this thing is safe. But this was all news to me, and the idea of a tiny black hole slowly sucking in mass from the center the planet, and having scientists say we have 1,000 years before volcanoes start erupting all over the planet, is not what I want to see on the morning news :P

    8. Re:When news makers will understand? by v1 · · Score: 1

      I thought I read somewhere that there were a few people on the manhatton project that thought there was an appreciable risk that the first nuclear bomb test MAY set the atmosphere on fire.

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    9. Re:When news makers will understand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  18. Duh, John Titor already said that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and he couldn't have worked him time machine if the planet blew up now could he?

    1. Re:Duh, John Titor already said that.. by Kagura · · Score: 1

      John Titor was from a different future than the one we're heading towards.

    2. Re:Duh, John Titor already said that.. by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Or so he said.

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  19. Huh? by kalirion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Everything that will be created at the LHC is already being created by cosmic rays.

    In theory.

    If a black hole created by the LHC is interactive enough to destroy the world within the lifetime of the sun, similar black holes are already being created by cosmic rays.

    In theory.

    Such black holes would be stopped by dense cosmic objects (neutron stars and white dwarfs). A black hole stopped in one of these objects would eventually absorb it. We see sufficiently old neutron stars in the sky, thus any black hole that could be created at the LHC, even if it is stable, would have no effect on the earth on any meaningful timescale.

    See above two "in theories".

    1. Re:Huh? by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "In theory", posting to Slashdot is safe.

      "In theory" you can't accidentally summon the elder gods by not limiting your .signature to 120 characters.

      "In theory" posting more than twice within a ten minute limit won't create an imbalance of left-handed and right-handed electrons within the local ethernet causing anything up to and including total protonic reversal. (I bet you'd be kicking yourself for not buying cables with signal directional markings which could have prevented this problem.)

      So, yes, "in theory" the world is safe from being destroyed by you. Today.

      And "in theory" that makes me feel better.

    2. Re:Huh? by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, in theory. Just as the sun will rise tomorrow "in theory." And if I repeatedly shoot someone in the head, they will die, "in theory." And reality exists, "in theory."

      Provability only exists in mathematics. For everything else, from decisions about what to buy at the supermarket, to designs of scientific experiments, we humans must use mental models that rely upon fundamental assumptions about how the universe operates (e.g. that past experiences allow us to make meaningful predictions). In other words, every action we take must be informed by some sort of "theory." The question then becomes "how robust is this model/theory?", "how much can I trust the predictions?", "what is the range of the possible outcomes?", "what are the consequences of errors in the assumptions/model/theory?", and so on.

      If you have a specific problem with one of the assumptions, logic, modeling, mathematics, data acquisition, or analysis, then point it out in detail. But saying, "that's just a theory" is not useful. Everything we do is based on theories.

      After all, the opposite is also a theory: Not turning on the LHC won't cause the destruction of the Earth... in theory.

    3. Re:Huh? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      Also, black holes are still a "theory". Hell, YOU existing is just a "theory". As far as I am concerned, this is all a dream created by a machine that I am hooked into, by a race of robots, so that they can learn what it is to be more human

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    4. Re:Huh? by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you have a specific problem with one of the assumptions, logic, modeling, mathematics, data acquisition, or analysis, then point it out in detail. But saying, "that's just a theory" is not useful. Everything we do is based on theories.

      Experiments are conducted based on our lack of confidence in those theories. Either this theory is trustworthy enough to make the whole experiment pointless, or it's not trustworthy and experiments are justified. You can't have it both ways, and anyone who attempts to defend the safety of an experiment with only the theories being tested as evidence is an idiot. There's uncertainty, and thus there's an experiment, and we don't really know what will happen. Period. Get over it already. One way or another, you're still going to die.

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    5. Re:Huh? by FreakboyJones · · Score: 1
      In this case it is largely empirical fact. There are cosmic rays hitting the atmosphere every day that are 10^21 electron volts, as compared to 10^12 for the particles in the LHC. From these incredibly high energy collisions there are huge cascades of particles as the cosmic ray interacts with the atmosphere. These are *seen* not theorized. In these cascades the energy gets split among all the particles affected and the particles they decay into. In this "shower" are a large number of interactions just like those that occur at the LHC. This is fact not theory. The basic point of article is that given this known fact, and the assumption that these black holes *are* made in such interactions, what do we expect the danger to be given the fact that certain astronomical objects are not obviously adversely affected by this process.

      The main theoretical uncertainties come in is in the energy scale at which these black holes are created in such collisions, but the authors argue that we can place a conservative bound on the effect simply by comparison with these more dense objects.

    6. Re:Huh? by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There are two opposing viewpoints on the matter.

      On the one hand, we have particle physicists whose "theories" on the interaction of subatomic-scale matter is drawn from decades of research and experimentation.

      On the other hand, we have people who know essentially no physics and seemingly assume that the people building the LHC must be as lost when it comes to science as they. They make the argument, "Well, we don't *really* know what's going to happen."

      It's amazing that the latter are able to function, as crippled as they should be of the fear of uncertainty.

    7. Re:Huh? by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Also, black holes are still a "theory". Hell, YOU existing is just a "theory". As far as I am concerned, this is all a dream created by a machine that I am hooked into, by a race of robots, so that they can learn what it is to be more human.

      Well, seeing as how you're posting to /., those machines are either getting extremely horrible data, r extremely appropriate data.

      I'm not sure how I want to look at it until someone observes me and the wave form collapses.

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    8. Re:Huh? by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or in even simpler terms: "We're doing this experiment because we want to find out what happens. We don't really know what will happen, but we assure you it will be perfectly safe."

    9. Re:Huh? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      For all we know there could have been far more neutron stars which have been devoured by such micro black holes. The argument seems to be similar to "I know your gun won't hurt me because I've seen old bullet proof vests not ridden with bullets). Or it may take longer for a micro black hole to devour a neutron star than we think, in which case all these "sufficiently old" neutron stars would be pretty hollow by now.

    10. Re:Huh? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The standards of "proof" have dropped a lot lately, apparently.

      Any proof of the form, "If it were going to happen, it already would have happened" are intrinsically fallacious (Appeal to Probability), and doubly so in a situation like with the LHC where we are doing something that (to our knowledge) has never been done on this planet before.

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    11. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, in other words...

      "No boom *today.* Boom tomorrow. There's *always* a boom tomorrow.

      "What? Somebody's gotta have some damned perspective around here!

      "Boom.

      "Sooner or later.

      "BOOOOOM!"

    12. Re:Huh? by BenGL · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, yes, "in theory" the world is safe from being destroyed by you. Today.

      Is this a challenge?
    13. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make the argument, "Well, we don't *really* know what's going to happen."

      And every time you reply, "Maybe YOU don't know what's going to happen," they just think you're being arrogant...
    14. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason they have "decades" of research and experimentation is because the project is behind. And as any proper scientist will tell you every diagnostic machine has its own variations. Especially When scale is altered. Do I think it will destroy the world? No. But you shouldn't say they know exactly what they are doing because in reality. They have no idea how a device of this scale will truly behave. Only computer models, and correct me if I'm wrong, but computers and their operators aren't always the most reliable devices (I am reminded of oh say 50% of all mars missions).

    15. Re:Huh? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Any proof of the form, "If it were going to happen, it already would have happened" are intrinsically fallacious (Appeal to Probability) This is science. Science doesn't deal with proofs.
    16. Re:Huh? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      That's all right. I have shiny things outside my office to distract anyone who shows up to complain.

    17. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if it's any comfort, Jesus loves you and He won't let you be killed by a black hole. So there, no danger after all.

    18. Re:Huh? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Any proof of the form, "If it were going to happen, it already would have happened" are intrinsically fallacious (Appeal to Probability),

      Granted, but that applies to all possible events. The argument that my making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich might create a black hole and destroy the earth is unrefutable to exactly the same degree, no less and no more. Your additional claim, that the probability doubles for things that have never been done on this planet before is simply rhetorical, and no actual probabilities can be assigned, (as I can prove by two counterexamples if needed). The argument that allowing you to continue breathing might create a black hole and destroy the Earth is also unrefutable on those same grounds. Ergo, you have just proved it would be logical for someone to assassinate you. I don't recommend you develop your line of argument any further.

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    19. Re:Huh? by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Is this a challenge? In theory, yes. In practice, go for it anyway.
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    20. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Theory and practice are the same in theory. But they're not the same in practice.

    21. Re:Huh? by 2short · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "we don't really know what will happen. Period."

      Bull. We don't know exactly what will happen, but that's not the same as having no idea at all. We know very well that certain things will not happen; like destroying the earth. The experiment to be performed is performed regularly by random cosmic rays in the atmosphere. We don't know what will happen in terms of the data collected by the sophisticated instruments in place at the LHC, because these instruments are not in place for those naturally occurring experiments. But for those naturally occurring experiments, certain very crude instruments are in place. Including a crude, but actually perfect detector for earth-destroying effects, which we call the earth. It's still here.

    22. Re:Huh? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Informative

      I agree, as far as "science doesn't deal with deduction, as opposed to induction."

      This proof, however, lacking any experimental results or direct observation of the phenomena in question, is unquestionably a deductive proof. It's quite a simple one actually:

      "If cosmic rays spawn world devouring strings/black holes, then we'd see a marked absence of quasars and neutron stars"
      "We don't see a marked absence of quasars and neutron stars"
      "Therefore cosmic rays don't spawn world devouring strings/black holes"

      This is fricking modus tolens; it's one of the most basic deductive constructs. Saying therefore, that his proof is fallacious is perfectly legitimate.

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    23. Re:Huh? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That's actually a number of fallacies in and of itself, not the least being the ever-popular "Strawman", and the statistical "base rate" fallacy; if making a pb&j were dangerous we would have abundantly proven this by experimentation, likewise breathing. And if I'd actually said something so stupid as "breathing may cause a black hole" you might be justified in the stupid shit that you're saying.

      Saying that you know the consequences of an action that has never been attempted is pretty much the opposite of science. I'm surprised you would defend it. We might as well have not built the LHC at all, since you already know all the outcomes.

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    24. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between practice and theory:

      In theory, there is none.

      In practice, there is.

    25. Re:Huh? by kalirion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We know very well that certain things will not happen; like destroying the earth. The experiment to be performed is performed regularly by random cosmic rays in the atmosphere.

      Not quite. From what I've read, the LHC would create more-or-less stationary black holes, which if they don't evaporate, would bounce back and forth through the earth, eventually settling in the core. The cosmic ray collisions would create micro black holes traveling at high velocities, which would could go straight through the earth and out the other side, without being much affected by the planet's gravitational pull and not getting the chance to do any real damage. The article states that if this happened, then surely there'd be no old neutron stars in the universe (since, unlike the Earth, a neutron star would have enough mass to capture a high-velocity micro black hole.) I don't find that reasoning too comfortable.

    26. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if making a pb&j were dangerous we would have abundantly proven this by experimentation, likewise breathing."

      Which is the exact argument you're trying (read: failing) to refute.

      Particles that exceed the energy levels in the LHC collide in our atmosphere EVERY DAY. We've detected particles at these energy levels, we know they exist and collide without catastrophic consequences. We have direct evidence of such.

    27. Re:Huh? by Walter+Carver · · Score: 1

      I think you may be interested to see what a previous poster wrote:

      http://news.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=592163&cid=23902723

    28. Re:Huh? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly no fearmonger and I believe the world is gonna be a-okay after LHC does it's thing BUT the arguments presented from "your" side are not very convincing.

      - This happens in nature also. Yes, but not very often and probably less often on the surface of a planet
      - We would see neutron stars, white dwarfs being consumed by these kind of objects. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence as they say ...
      - LHC created blackholes will evaporate. Really? This might be the first time hawking radiation is observable ... what if hawking is wrong?

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    29. Re:Huh? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      They're very convincing if you have any level of scientific background.

      First, you're confusing "absence of evidence" with "evidence to the contrary". If I know there's an effect that should destroy any neutron star or white dwarf within 10^3 years and I see neutron stars and white dwarfs 10^6 years old, this effect is not occuring. This is "evidence to the contrary".

      Second, "not very often and probably less often on the surface of the planet" is completely unquantified. This is the usual "scaremonger tactic" -- no data, no quantification, and the assumption that quantification doesn't exist or is impossible. One can compute how often it occurs -- near neutron stars or on the surface of the planet. In fact, the paper has done so.

      It's good, quantified science. By comparison, "but something might happen" is a worthless argument.

    30. Re:Huh? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      It's exactly not EVERY neutron star. Only every neutron star that is hit by such a blackhole. Since the formation of these blackholes is also hypothetical and the last word about neutron star formation is probably also not spoken there is indeed no data, no quantification, only some assumptions.

      The last I've read about these blackholes (sorry, no source, german news article) spoke about a formation rate of some thousand (3000 if I recall correctly) since the beginning of our universe. I don't think that we would be able to tell if even a million neutron stars where missing universe-wide ....

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    31. Re:Huh? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      According to the calculations in the paper, cosmic rays in the energy range that would be produced in the LHC impact Earth at the rate of (very roughly) 1000 per second.

      Black hole production from cosmic rays is rarer. In any given neutron star, you're looking at something in the vicinity of 1 cosmic ray black hole per year impacting the neutron star.

  20. Famous "last particle" by eclectro · · Score: 5, Funny

    "We have an unintended event horizon."

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    1. Re:Famous "last particle" by postbigbang · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although the parent is rated 'funny' currently, I can only imagine a new, really big lake in Switzerland soon, Lake Hadron.

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    2. Re:Famous "last particle" by peragrin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      if that happens I am so pushing for one of these to be built in Washington DC or Los Angeles I am not sure which coast is dirtier.

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    3. Re:Famous "last particle" by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 3, Funny

      LA has more dirt, by virtue of its size, but in DC the dirt is much more concentrated and causes more harm. But please be careful, I live about 40 miles from DC.

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    4. Re:Famous "last particle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

    5. Re:Famous "last particle" by SQLGuru · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wish both of those areas would keep their "dirt" to themselves. The news is bad enough without politicians and hollywood actors.

      Layne

    6. Re:Famous "last particle" by aproposofwhat · · Score: 3, Funny
      LA - lots of RIAA / MPAA lobbyists and their friends die.

      DC - the lobbyees die.

      Both are good, but the former is better.

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    7. Re:Famous "last particle" by irishlyrucked · · Score: 1

      Quick, someone make a documentary about this, toss in a clip from the tunnel scene in Terminator 3, and win a Nobel Prize!

    8. Re:Famous "last particle" by DittoBox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What's this Either/Or crap? Just do both.

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    9. Re:Famous "last particle" by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      Although the parent is rated 'funny' currently, I can only imagine a new, really big lake in Switzerland soon, Lake Hadron.

      It will be renamed Lake Heron before it gets out of beta.
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    10. Re:Famous "last particle" by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      LA - lots of RIAA / MPAA lobbyists and their friends die.

      DC - the lobbyees die.

      Both are good, but the former is better.

      Somehow I always suspected that the RIAA would somehow be involved with humanities brush with the Great Filter.
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    11. Re:Famous "last particle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, it's so deep it goes all the way to China.

    12. Re:Famous "last particle" by ZERO1ZERO · · Score: 1

      Is that like 'most any' and 'most every' ? Well which is it most or every?

    13. Re:Famous "last particle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LA - lots of RIAA / MPAA lobbyists and their friends die. ...along with 95% of the people who make the music, movies, shows that you listen to and watch every day.

      Personally, I don't listen to the most mainstream music but I enjoy the entertainment provided by some mainstream shows and movies. And some of the artists I listen to probably live in LA anyway.
    14. Re:Famous "last particle" by ardle · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded that "Offtopic" has no sense of humour.
      Offtopic.

    15. Re:Famous "last particle" by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously only Ubuntu fans would get that. I don't really care about the karma.

      For Microsofties and Apple fruitcakes, the current Ubuntu release is called Hardy Heron. It was initially to be called Hardy Hadron, but luckily Shuttleworth reads /. and got fed up with the phallic jokes.

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    16. Re:Famous "last particle" by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 0

      Bah, thinking that anything humans can build would destroy the earth is just as stupid as anything by Roland Piquepaille.

      You know, if it sounds like it could only happen in a SF book, then it is so. Destroy Earth with a device some Km long? Ridiculous. Even the zillions of megatons from Big Asteroids never did, and that's some orders of magnitude more energy than what's in the LHC. It's like saying that the Earth could shatter because a volcano erupts, because it releases times more energy than the last A-bomb.

      Create a Black Hole, yeah, right, like we have so much matter on hand? Like, what's the number already, 2,000 times the mass of our sun? Or 2000^2000?

      "Mad scientists in their lab create a black hole that could destroy Earth"... I couldn't suspend my disbelief enough to read a novel that includes such crap. Unless it's British humor like H2G2. But even then, such a scenario would feel cheap. Or it might be a parody of really crappy SF ideas.

      If any editor is reading this... please... tell us something interesting about the LHC instead of "IT COUDL DISTROI EARHT!!!! KI11 US ALL!!!".

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    17. Re:Famous "last particle" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. In 2079 we kill all the lawyers

  21. Do I have this Right? by Quantus347 · · Score: 1

    Do I have this right? It sounds like he's saying that a created black hole could not possibly harm the Earth on the basis that such black holes exist naturally and if they were dangerous there would be less stars in the sky now than we see.

    In other words, if its not dangerous enough to wipe out a noticeable percentage of stars (the strong ones) then its not dangerous enough to mess up earth?

    Because I can think of plenty of things that exist naturally in space that, while not dangerous enough to destroy a star, would certainly give our fragile climate and tidal system a bad day if it actually landed.

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    1. Re:Do I have this Right? by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Black holes are unsafe for anything. A little black hole can eat a star (when it's done eating it won't be quite as little) If a black hole is large enough to eat the earth, it's large enough to eat a star.

      > In other words, if its not dangerous enough to wipe out a noticeable percentage of stars (the strong ones) then its not dangerous enough to mess up earth?

      With this particular instance of 'it': Indeed. And what do you mean with 'the strong ones'?

      > Because I can think of plenty of things that exist naturally in space that, while not dangerous enough to destroy a star, would certainly give our fragile climate and tidal system a bad day if it actually landed.

      Black holes are not among those things.

    2. Re:Do I have this Right? by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      I believe what he's saying is that IF the LHC can create these black holes, such black holes are already created naturally by cosmic rays.

      At some point in these natural holes' lifetimes, they would encounter a neutron star. Neutron star would be consumed by black hole as fat kid consumes cake.

      Due to the fact that the universe is full of neutron stars that are way too old to not have eventually been eaten by said theoretical, chance black hole encounters, he posits that it is not possible for such black holes to exist. Or, if they do exist, they are not capable of consuming neutron stars, let alone planets like Earth.

      To sum it up, either the black holes won't be created by the LHC, or they simply won't do anything if they are. Similarly, either fat kids do not exist, or, the cake is a lie.

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    3. Re:Do I have this Right? by xrayspx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't think it would have too great an impact on tides and climates and such. Its gravity would only be as great as that of the sum of the mass it had absorbed, which by definition can't be more than the planet has now, so if it just sat there in the middle of the planet, it wouldn't change the gravity of the earth.

      It's kind of like "Holy crap if the Sun collapsed into a black hole all the planets would be sucked in". If the Sun spontaneously collapsed and was a black hole, which theoretically can't happen because it doesn't have enough mass, the planets would orbit the black hole normally, just as they do the Sun now. The black hole would have the same mass as the sun, just be a lot smaller. We'd all die of course from things like "no heat", but the Earth would happily orbit its much smaller star.

      Right? I'm not a physicist.

    4. Re:Do I have this Right? by argent · · Score: 1

      He's saying that this class of black holes must be be created so frequently that there wouldn't be any stars if they were stable.

    5. Re:Do I have this Right? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 4, Informative

      Right? I'm not a physicist.

      In short, you are correct. If you were to magically replace our Sun with a black hole of 1 solar mass, the gravitational pull would not change. There would be a whole lot of other stuff going on, but black holes don't magically increase the gravitational pull of a mass.

      If I made a blackhole out of the amount of mass that the LHC is accelerating, and put it suspended in a sealed jar on my desk, I would only feel the gravitational pull of the mass that actually is the black hole. So, unless people are having difficulty with the gravitational pull of things on their desk, I wouldn't be too worried about it.

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    6. Re:Do I have this Right? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      I am also not a physicist, and I have a question that's been bothering me for a while.

      I understand the concept of black holes, how they work wrt mass and gravity. However, I was under the impression that

      -all matter exerts gravitational force
      -gravity follows the inverse cube or square rule that light follows (can't remember which one)
      -the existing sun's diameter is greater than 0

      So in my mind, the mass at the surface and middle of the sun exert tremendous gravitational pull on us almost as much as the center of the sun, accounting for density. In my mind what would happen is that the 2/3 of the sun's mass that was affecting us would now be millions of miles farther away. Would that not affect our orbit?

      Wait. It just occurred to me that the mass on the OTHER side of the sun would also become CLOSER to us, maybe cancelling out the afore-mentioned affects. Crap. Did I just answer my own question?

      -b

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    7. Re:Do I have this Right? by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      how do you know the real rate of neutron star formation? How do you know the real rate of these blackholes forming? Again, I don't believe that anything bad will happen and at first I was thinking "look at those fearmongers" BUT the counter arguments provided are so just so weak especially in light of the fact that time and time again it's shown that we don't yet have a comprehensive picture of the universe. Not so long ago e.g. the whole galactic distance measuring was called in question because there appear to be some stars that behave in a way we hadn't known of before. And that also goes for blackholes ...

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    8. Re:Do I have this Right? by RulerOf · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about formation rates of the objects specified, but the posted argument does make sense given some assumptions. My assumption, chiefly though, is that the person making the argument knows what he's talking about. Take that with however much salt you desire.

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  22. Ha. by Kingrames · · Score: 2, Funny

    The world will not end when I flip this switch.

    I shall prove this, by ...
    What in the world could that be?!
    *points over there*
    *flips switch*

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  23. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was called the Black Mesa Hadron Collider, I may worry about that.

  24. It shouldn't be a problem. by GeorgeFitch3 · · Score: 1

    As long as some guy in a suit doesn't whisper 'prepare for unforeseen consequences' in one of the scientists ears, we'll be OK.

  25. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by utnapistim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now, now, if you follow standard insertion procedure, everything will be fine. ... Although I will admit that the possibility of a resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely.

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  26. Stopped black hole? by Bromskloss · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What does it mean that a black hole is "stopped"?

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    1. Re:Stopped black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If the black hole has "stopped" it has noticed your presence. At this point, your JuJanta 2000 Peril-Sensitive sunglasses will suddenly go completely black, fully preparing you for the event horizon experience.

      JuJanta also recommends its products for the Event Horizon experience, which properly speaking should never be experienced by anyone whatsoever.

    2. Re:Stopped black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mountain will stop coming to Mohammed. Mohammed will automatically be going to the mountain.

    3. Re:Stopped black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means you need to change the toner cartridge again.

    4. Re:Stopped black hole? by jockeys · · Score: 2, Informative

      in all seriousness, to "stop" a black hole is to prevent it from any meaningful interstellar travel by attracting it to a large (say, solar) mass. if the black hole and the large mass move towards eachother and collide, they will (theoretically) eventually be entirely black hole, as the black hole will slowly compress all the large mass into itself, breaking the Chandrasekar limit and increasing it's own local gravity.

      astrophysics buffs, please correct this if I'm wrong, I'm only an amateur.

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    5. Re:Stopped black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Means it needs some Drain-o to get it going again.

    6. Re:Stopped black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, my question exactly.

      "Such black holes would be stopped by dense cosmic objects (neutron stars and white dwarfs)."

      So . . . . the folks over at CERN have a neutron star on hand to "stop" any runaway black hole?

      Its my understanding Hawking radiation was supposed to evaporate the black holes created by the Large Hadron Collider.

    7. Re:Stopped black hole? by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Same thing when you say a car is stopped. It ceases to move in your frame of reference i.e. has zero velocity, zero speed etc.

  27. mundicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oblig mundicde link: http://qntm.org/?destroy

  28. My question by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    So when does it come online? Just in case something happens, I need the day off to do what I always wanted to do: Spend it with a beautiful woman in bed--who am I kidding? I'm posting on slashdot. I'll be playing GTA IV. :P

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    1. Re:My question by Basehart · · Score: 1

      "I'll be playing GTA IV"

      I want to be crouching over an unconscious pedestrian when they flip the switch.

    2. Re:My question by tgd · · Score: 1

      GTA IV?

      After getting suckered out of my $60, I think I'd rather the LHC create an earth-gobbling black hole then play that again!

  29. Why is this happening in Geneva? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't they know that it's AMERICAN scientists who develop doomesday machines, not some French-speaking, chocolate-drinking cockoo-clock maker....

    1. Re:Why is this happening in Geneva? by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Actually they speak German too. In fact most of them speak German; French is the largest of the minority languages, iirc.

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    2. Re:Why is this happening in Geneva? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Although Germans would have a hard time understanding them anyway ;P

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  30. Are you trying to escape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things have changed since you last left the building. What's going on outside will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside.

  31. This discussion has already been held by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See http://www.scienceforums.net/forum/showthread.php?t=33019 for an ontopic discussion.

    General consensus amongst the informed is that the swartzchild radius micro black holes (MBHs) is small, the lifetime of MBHs is also small (assuming Hawking radiation or something like it is valid), most of the earth is mostly empty space at the nuclear level , and so the probability of a series of events resulting in an MBH destroying the earth in less than order od millions of years is absolutely negligible, whether the MBH came from the LHC or space.

    1. Re:This discussion has already been held by mcelrath · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a big difference between people mouthing off in a "forum" and a carefully researched, scientific journal article. TFA is the latter (there are two actually) and weighs in at 88 pages! Further, they begin by rejecting the points in your post (which are assumptions that most reasonable people would begin with), to see what would happen, because the original claim by the folks in Hawaii did just that. Now hopefully some nutcase won't make us reject the assumption that dragons are not involved...

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    2. Re:This discussion has already been held by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, I stand rebuked and am now reading the PDF.

      But I was referring to the (often inane) slashdot discussion, not criticizing The Fine Article.

      (I wonder if the planned VLHC at 200 TeV will present more of a concern?)

    3. Re:This discussion has already been held by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      "Concern" isn't a word I would use, but the arguments do become weaker for the VLHC. So the worst possible imaginable scenario would only have the earth surviving for a few hundred million years after our experiment, instead of billions. Also the VLHC is far from "planned". It's been discussed, but there is no engineering work and no formal proposal for it.

      Also note that astronomy is really advancing at a lightning pace these days. By the time any VLHC reaches serious consideration, astrophysical bounds on these scenarios will be much, much tighter. A VLHC could not be operational any sooner than 20 years from now, if serious planning started today.

      The assumptions of the original lawsuit basically requires one to reject the 2nd law of thermodynamics (in order to prevent black hole decay). This is not a "normal" assumption. It might have been a curiosity in the theoretical literature, but should never have grabbed the public's attention. My comment about dragons is not really in jest. One can never know anything about things which have never happened, and I don't think are worthy of our time (scientifically). Of course humans love to debate about all kinds of unobservable things -- gods, ESP, angels, etc...

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    4. Re:This discussion has already been held by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if dragons came and breathed fire into one of the tubes at the exact moment of the collission? Wouldn't cause an enormous explosion and result in the destruction of the world?

  32. So I had it wrong by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    Huh. Shows what I know, I just thought it couldn't create a world-destroying black hole because there just plain and simply wasn't enough mass and energy within the planet to do so, let alone in one (relatively to the planet) tiny building in Switzerland.

    I see my lack of fear was not well-grounded. :-)

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  33. What a way to go by Danathar · · Score: 2, Funny

    So each being equally small in probability the two ways the LHC will get us is either by

    1. Black Holes (like the article says)

    or

    2. Instantaneous conversion of all stuff on earth into exotic matter.

    Personally #2 sounds more fun.

    1. Re:What a way to go by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      2. Instantaneous conversion of all stuff on earth into exotic matter.

      *Stocks up on toilet paper and launches it in a return orbiter* I'll be rich, rich I tell you!

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    2. Re:What a way to go by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      So each being equally small in probability the two ways the LHC will get us is either by

      1. Black Holes (like the article says)

      or

      2. Instantaneous conversion of all stuff on earth into exotic matter.

      Personally #2 sounds more fun.

      You're mixing exotic and erotic again ...
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    3. Re:What a way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a plan.

  34. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Broken+scope · · Score: 3, Funny

    I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade, let alone create one.

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  35. The true danger? by Boetsj · · Score: 1

    Accidentally creating lazorkitties!

  36. Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions by mcelrath · · Score: 5, Informative

    See also the Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions which also appeared today, and is a more non-technical summary of the safety review.

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    1. Re:Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      1^2=1; (-1)^2=1; 1^2=(-1)^2; 1=-1; 1=0.

      Checking out your sig, doesn't 1 = -1 mean that 2 = 0?

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    2. Re:Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      Yes. Now divide by two.

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    3. Re:Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Can't. 0/2 doesn't make sense if 2 = 0 :D

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    4. Re:Review of the Safety of LHC Collisions by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I read it to mean |1| = |-1|, and I don't really see where he's going from there...

      /offtopic

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  37. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot doesn't need to hear all this, they're highly trained professionals. We've assured the administrator that *nothing will go wrong*.

  38. the big mistake of '08 by syrinx · · Score: 1

    What if this is just the Technocore telling us "sure, it'll be fine". Next thing you know, bam, Old Earth is sucked into a black hole (or, as it turns out, not), and we have to farcast over to Tau Ceti Center.

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  39. I'm afraid to ask... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Does that mean that we may already have a few of these things in the Earth or Sun, but don't have to really worry about that for the next 100 million years?

    Can't we get EPA to do something about those guys about polluting Earth and releasing long lasting emissions/pollution? I mean come on if those folks that complain about long lasting nuclear waste get wind of that I can see endless protesting.

    It's one thing if you tell me that this stuff will likely disappear less than a second of being created. It really worries me that you are telling me that you might create something that may last millions of years. I mean come on would they be able to even find/move the thing if they created one? I think we need to develop space travel so we can send all these potentially dangerous tests out to Pluto.

    1. Re:I'm afraid to ask... by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > It's one thing if you tell me that this stuff will likely disappear less than a second
      > of being created.

      Make that a femtosecond.

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    2. Re:I'm afraid to ask... by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I think we need to develop space travel so we can send all these potentially dangerous tests out to Pluto. That's actually quite insightful and it's too bad I've got no modpoints.
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    3. Re:I'm afraid to ask... by habig · · Score: 1

      Does that mean that we may already have a few of these things in the Earth or Sun, but don't have to really worry about that for the next 100 million years?

      That's where TFA's existence of neutron stars argument comes in. Those things are so heavy and dense (the whole thing is as dense as an atomic nucleus) that if microscopic black holes were accumulating instead of evaporating, a microscopic black hole would not remain microscopic for long. Unlike in the earth, which is mostly just empty space.

      Given the observed rate of cosmic ray collisions, making one such black hole on any given neutron star would happen pretty quickly, which would then convert the neutron star to a black hole forthwith. So, we should not see _any_ "old" neutron stars out there if the LHC is to do us in. Since we see gobs of the beasts, this specific doomsday scenario here won't happen.

  40. is this guy related to... by loony · · Score: 1

    Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899?

    "Everything that can be invented has been invented."

    Peter.

  41. Or so the theory goes ... by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 0

    ``If a black hole created by the LHC is interactive enough to destroy the world within the lifetime of the sun, similar black holes are already being created by cosmic rays. Such black holes would be stopped by dense cosmic objects (neutron stars and white dwarfs). A black hole stopped in one of these objects would eventually absorb it. We see sufficiently old neutron stars in the sky, thus any black hole that could be created at the LHC, even if it is stable, would have no effect on the earth on any meaningful timescale.''

    Or so the theory goes, anyway. The truth is, we don't know what will happen. If we did, there would be no need to actually perform the experiment.

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    1. Re:Or so the theory goes ... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      We don't do experiments because we have no idea what will happen. We do experiments because we have very specific questions we want to answer. Whether or not miniature black holes will be created is not one of those questions.

    2. Re:Or so the theory goes ... by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Or so the theory goes, anyway. The truth is, we don't know what will happen. If we did, there would be no need to actually perform the experiment.

      That is not true.

      When I do a crash test on a unit, I don't know with 100% certainty what will happen, but I do have some very clear ideas as what is expected to happen. I also know what can not happen.

      It is possible to conduct an experiment and know what should occur.

      If you go by the premise that they could be wrong in their calculations, then you should point out where those calculations are wrong.

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  42. Non-black hole events? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I have two questions.

    1] Do they have a handle on other exotic events that aren't black holes? Such as, perhaps, something mundane like a nuclear style reaction? Is it more probable than a black hole forming?

    2] Will the nature of their experiments change over time, and will those changes receive as adequate of an evaluation as their initial mode of operation?

  43. can you spell wasteoftime... by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ppl should really stop this crazy insane waste of time and resources into this kind of argumentations. We have much more important stuff to care about, we are turning the world into a police state and none seems to care. They just care about 'man made black hole' just the idea is a nosense, did they ever realized we have never seen this type of object in any less than thousands(1600 if confirmed) light-years distance? we have no clue about these objects functioning in reality, not to mention the idea that might be existing tiny scale version of black hole, that's just a totally unproven theory. What a waste... take a look about things that matters plz.. my2cnts

  44. 1 dimension down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, that's one dimension down, 11 or more explanations of what might happen to go!

  45. Bury them all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying "it'd happen eventually" isn't just cause to make it happen now. I'm all for experimentation, but when the spectrum of results include 'death' or 'cake' I'm not really wanting to find out the possible reality. (or lack of reality..).

    Lets bury all of the scientists in coffins and report to their families "it had to happen eventually.." and see how they like it!

    WHO'S WITH ME?!

  46. Why Is It by phoenixwade · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why is it that physicists on and in favor of this project (and those that are following this story) are even remotely surprised by the "Create a black hole, and destroy the world" rhetoric?

    We've heard all the sensational "Black holes are the ultimate destructive force" commentary from Astronomers for decades seen all the cool Black hole animations, etceteras, ad nausium.

    In my opinion, all the sensationalism surrounding the Black holes to start with was a ploy for funding. Now that same story line shows it's dark side, and people seemed surprised at the outcry and at overly dramatic fear of the LHC.

    I'm not saying that sensationalizing science is a bad thing per se, just that people shouldn't be surprised when it bites them on the ass.

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    1. Re:Why Is It by Mr_Nitro · · Score: 0

      I agree....and also I find all this arguments kinda arrogant, we think in our 100yrs old 'tech' we can tame and create one of the most powerful force/object in nature(that we 'speculate' to exist in the form we think it should be), with a few Km size particle accelerator... that's just bs... but hey , ppl DO see fox news...hmph

    2. Re:Why Is It by khallow · · Score: 1

      What's arrogant about it? You put enough mass-energy in one spot, you get a black hole. It's pretty straightforward. The question is whether they can do that. Based on previous results, the answer is maybe "yes".

    3. Re:Why Is It by mcelrath · · Score: 1

      These are not the same at all. The "Black holes are the ultimate destructive force" is a strange public misunderstanding. Really, supernovae are the ultimate destructive force -- and create black holes. But we won't be creating supernovae in the lab. In fact there's an interesting theory that nearby supernovae have been responsible for major extinction events on Earth. Astrophysical black holes are cold, very cold. In fact they're colder than the Cosmic Microwave Background. As black holes get smaller, they get hotter, down to the threshold at which they can be created, at which point their temperature equals their mass (in natural units) which is 10^17 Kelvin for these theories. Hot things radiate particles lighter than their temperature. Everything stable is lighter than 10^17 Kelvin.

      We're remotely surprised because it's a ridiculous set of assumptions that leads one to the conclusion that creating black holes in the lab are dangerous. Read TFA or the non-technical summary for the guts, but briefly, If you can create a black hole by p+p->BH, then the p-p-BH interaction exists, and the BH can also decay into p+p, since they are lighter. Violation of this requires violation of Quantum Mechanics and/or the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

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    4. Re:Why Is It by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      These are not the same at all. The "Black holes are the ultimate destructive force" is a strange public misunderstanding. Really, supernovae are the ultimate destructive force -- and create black holes. But we won't be creating supernovae in the lab. In fact there's an interesting theory that nearby supernovae have been responsible for major extinction events on Earth. Astrophysical black holes are cold, very cold. In fact they're colder than the Cosmic Microwave Background. As black holes get smaller, they get hotter, down to the threshold at which they can be created, at which point their temperature equals their mass (in natural units) which is 10^17 Kelvin for these theories. Hot things radiate particles lighter than their temperature. Everything stable is lighter than 10^17 Kelvin.

      We're remotely surprised because it's a ridiculous set of assumptions that leads one to the conclusion that creating black holes in the lab are dangerous. Read TFA or the non-technical summary for the guts, but briefly,
      If you can create a black hole by p+p->BH, then the p-p-BH interaction exists, and the BH can also decay into p+p, since they are lighter. Violation of this requires violation of Quantum Mechanics and/or the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

      Thank you, you understood the question and gave a very well thought out and articulate answer to the question actually asked - a rarity on slashdot these days that should be encouraged whenever possible.
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    5. Re:Why Is It by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Funny story about "black hole histeria" that should tie in nicely.

      My 10 year old daughter and I watched a discovery channel/science channel show about supermassive black holes at the center of galaxies. At a certain point in the show she began to realize just how incredibly huge and powerful these things are and became quite frightened.

      I played into it to help her out. We had talked before about the Milky Way galaxy and I reminded her about where we are with respect to the center of the galaxy where the big-bad-supermassive-black-hole lives. I asked her what she would do if that particular black hole got really mad at HER and wanted to come here and kick her butt personally. She got a bit more frightened and said there was nothing she could do to get away or protect herself and that is what frightened her so much. So then we looked at the size of the galaxy and I explained that even if that black hole could travel at the speed of light, and it started right now heading our way, it would be about 300,000 years before it got here. She paused and then giggled as little girls do, all fear gone.

      People create fear when they don't realize what is going on. Knowledge is the best defence against fear.

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    6. Re:Why Is It by ghmh · · Score: 1

      >Why is it that physicists on and in favor of this project (and those that are following this story) are even remotely surprised by the "Create a black hole, and destroy the world" rhetoric?

      That's because they failed to mention to everyone that they would remember to save the cheerleader first.

  47. Those examples he mentions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the difference is, they're FAR AWAY from us.

  48. Spagettification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard once that the process of "spagettification" (excuse the spelling...), whereby when you approach an event horizon your body is effectively ripped apart due to the differences in gravitational force at the extremes of the body, occurs at about the same time as it takes pain in the feet to be registered in the head.

    Just an interesting thought

    1. Re:Spagettification by darthgnu · · Score: 1

      Indeed, humanity shall join the Flying Spaghetti Monster in pure Spaghettification.

      Ramen !

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  49. Okay, so we can wipe ourselves out. by mmell · · Score: 1
    Been possible since the dawn of the atomic age.

    Wipe out the planet? Better still, wipe out the planet by creating one of the most powerful objects known to exist in the Universe? Oh wait, even better - wipe out the planet by creating exotic forms of matter which have hitherto not been observed in nature?

    To quote Governor Tarkin, "I think you overestimate their chances!" But if you insist, visit . Then tell me you think the LHC could spell the end of Earth itself - there are plenty of more likely ways to go than by particle collision.

  50. Naturally occurring high energy particles by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Informative

    Way lower, here, can be as much as a factor of ten million.

    Here's a nerdy but popular account of an extreme high energy cosmic ray detected at the Fly's Eye II. And that's just what we've detected in a few decades of running small detectors. What the planet has intercepted in the last few billion years must be even more staggering.

    1. Re:Naturally occurring high energy particles by half_d · · Score: 1

      I would recommend you all to read the nerdy but popular article linked to in the parent.
      It creates a very good perspective on which to better understand the LHC - and makes for a good read at the same time.

      I at least feel that I now have a better model of understanding concerning the collider (and physics in general) - nice :)

      Adios

  51. Why it won't destroy the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the Greys won't let us. They will take all our Legos away.

  52. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by sfarmstrong · · Score: 1

    They don't need to hear all this. We've assured the administrator that nothing can go wrong.

  53. Which time sale? by ROMRIX · · Score: 1

    any black hole that could be created at the LHC, even if it is stable, would have no effect on the earth on any meaningful timescale."

    Doesn't time slow or almost stop after crossing the event horizon of a black hole? If that is true then wouldn't the black hole persist for a very long time from our perspective even though from its perspective it only lasted a few nanoseconds. And if so, wouldn't that pose some risk? How does that work exactly?
    1. Re:Which time sale? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Doesn't time slow or almost stop after crossing the event horizon of a black hole?

      Only if you are the one doing it.

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  54. Probabilities... by HetMes · · Score: 1

    I think the argument "we haven't seen it yet, so we'll bet the existence on the human race on it not happening ever" to be quite unscientific.

    I'm sure the probabilities of creating something destructive are very small, for now. But I doubt there will be a proven lower energy limit for such an event. So, will we keep creating more and more powerful particle accelerators until we do destroy the earth?

    Of all sciences I think particle physics is the most cool one, but also among the most useless ones. Why are we risking our existence to satisfy the curiosity of a couple of thousand, without the side effects of even prospects of actual real life progress.

    Shouldn't we put off the high energy particle physics until we have devised a way to get rid of any black holes that we might create? Or perhaps until we are able to do them far away from our home planet.

    1. Re:Probabilities... by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      First, it's a very scientific argument, you're just mangling it. Suppose you posit a new force X with certain properties. I show that if this force existed, masses of water of at least 2 gallons should show on the order of 1 bright pink flash per second. That this has never been observed suggests, to an extremely high likelihood, your force X does not exist.

      To answer your latter question, the reason we are "risking our existence to satisfy the curiosity of a couple of thousand" is that we are not risking our existence.

  55. /. Geeks and... by WED+Fan · · Score: 0, Troll

    ...if you follow standard insertion procedure...

    Look, you are reading /., what do you know about "standard insertion procedure(s)"? You may understand the principles from your cyber-whatever and your Sims experience, but really, seducing your virtual girlfriend does not qualify you as an insertion expert.

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    1. Re:/. Geeks and... by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      You missed the funny. That quote is from the game Half Life. :)

  56. Going to be disappointed by phoomp · · Score: 1

    I think I'm actually going to be slightly disappointed when the Earth doesn't get destroyed when the LHC is turned on ... ... not that I really *want* the Earth to be destroyed, but the story would make for something interesting to tell the grandkids.

  57. you THINK it's safe by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's perfectly safe until you cause a resonance cascade. Next think you know, we're blowing away headcrabs with a shotgun.

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  58. The 100% surest sign by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    ...is that Stephen Hawking declined knighthood. If all doomsday predictions about the collider were true, he would've said, Well, WTF, might as well be a knight when the s**t comes down...

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  59. Another invisable black hole to the observer? by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    A galaxy black hole ....
    A star black hole ....
    A CERN black hole ....

    Gravitational (field) displacement big or small is particular.
    Levitational (field) displacement small or big has verve, not grave gravity.

    We will never see the particular hole, no mater how much we correctly surmise or surprise the dogma-afflicted. By physical law what is that, can never be, as we are aware of dark-levity far more than bright-gravity.

    How does that song go ....

    Let the attack begin ....

    "Reality is self-induced hallucination." oh21

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  60. It wont? Damn. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Now I have really pay back all the money I borrowed assuming the world is going to end? It sucks. Hope it sucks big enough to form its own black hole.

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  61. This reminds me... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    I use to work on a project at this lab called Black Mesa. I heard that there might be some kind of time-space cascade thing during one of our experiments but I didn't get to see it for myself because I had to call off sick that day. If I can look up my co-worker Gordan Freeman he might be able to explain it better.

    Oh! Thank God the marines are here to save me from these dreadful creatuadfE$Rf#rq23rf

    NO CARRIER

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  62. Worst case scenario? by chord.wav · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, what is the worst case scenario, and, would I notice it?

    1. Re:Worst case scenario? by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      Worst case? A black hole is created, and starts accrediting mass at the speed of light. 40 ms later, the earth is gone.
      The good news - you won't notice a thing (it just gets dark in your basement).
      Bad case - the black hole is created, and slowly drifts to the center of the earth (or the center of gravity of the earth-solar system). There is starts growing, confusing generations of scientists by changing the earth's magnetic field. Now, I have no idea if we fry first because the lack of magnetic field allows cosmic radiation to hit the earth surface or if the synchrotron radiation of mass spiraling into the black hole starts leaking out of the core, but yes, you will notice, and worse, internet connectivity will go to hell. No more slashdot.

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    2. Re:Worst case scenario? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      There are at least two world ending scenarios:

      One, which has been discussed here at length, is a nano-scale black hole is formed and is somehow stable. It falls to the center of the earth and over the course of anywhere from months to billions of years (depending on who's numbers you believe) it eats all the mass of the Earth, killing everyone.

      Two, the collisions produce stranglets, which are more stable the regular nuclie and set off a runaway sub-atomic fusion reaction, turning the earth into a very small "Strange Star". This would happen relatively quickly, in a matter of seconds or minutes.

      There have been other concerns raised but they are generally considered scientifically implausible. Magnetic mono-poles (magnetic particles with only one pole) which could produce a chain reation similar to stranglets. I also seem to remember a couple of years ago someone was arguing that the LHC could produce a negative vaccume pressure (or something along those lines) that would spread from the LHC at the speed of light until it had destroyed all the visible universe, so I guess you could say that would be the absolute worst case.

  63. New theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps all black holes originated from planets with intelligent life, scientists and Large Haldron Colliders.

  64. Most People? by bragolach · · Score: 0

    "Most people are aware of the recent articles contending that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN might destroy the world." My want to change that to "Most nerds are aware..." since it has nothing to do with NASCAR, Paris Hilton, or high gas prices.

  65. Black Holes as a power source? by abigsmurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Given that it's thought this can create weak stable black holes, couldn't they be used to generate power? I was tought in physics that when a big object 'enters' a black hole, it ejects a narrow stream of energy through the back of the black hole. If you couple this with Hawking radiation (or if what I'm talking about IS hawking radiation), couldn't you use black holes as a powersource? Something with the ability to convert 100% (eventually) of mass to energy must have huge power generation potential.

    Please don't tell me what I'm thinking of is a ZPM, damn stargate Deus Ex machina devices...

    1. Re:Black Holes as a power source? by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Where would the mass come from?

      The energy released via x-rays and hawking radiation would, unless I am off by several orders of magnitude, not nearly be as efficient as you say.

      Black holes have gravity because of the mass they absorbed. If they converted mass into energy in these vast percentages, they would never become as massive as you usually find them to be (big enough to be detectable, that is). A black hole that would emit enough energy to pay for itself would require the mass of the entire solar system at least, and I think that mass could serve better uses, seeing as how we'd never get it back again.

      -b

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  66. It's the little caveats that make people nervous.. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    "...on any meaningful timescale."

    Really?

    Of course, that could mean:
    Whatever we do, if we make a black hole...
    A) it will grow so enormous so quickly and annihilate us all in either the emitted radiation or actual consumption of our masses, we won't even notice we're dead.
    or
    B) it will grow so slowly that it will finally reach the point where it consumes the earth in something like 10k years, so who cares anyway?

    Ah well, if it's the slow one, maybe it will give a much needed boost to the idea of space travel.

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  67. What is the point of the argument? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there no difference between a black hole thousands of light years away from Earth and a black hole in the backyard of your Swiss hacienda?

  68. so fast that no one would know by peter303 · · Score: 1

    If the earth was swallowed into a singularity, it would take less than a second.

  69. Group collision mergers by MindKata · · Score: 3, Interesting

    "haven't accounted for 96% of the energy and mass of the universe in their current model."

    They also haven't accounted for all possible group particle mergers and interactions in the LHC. Unlike nature, in a particle accelerator they have groups of high energy particles moving in close proximity. In nature, we have lone high energy particles. We don't know what we can create in group collision mergers of high energy particles and even though these are rare compared with single particle interactions, they can still occur. Even if a black hole like particle was briefly formed and then hit by another particle or two or twenty, then what?. The point is, we simply don't know whats possible, but its very likely to be a different situation than simply a lone particle able to break down. If a group collision merger occured in nature, it would most likely be very rarely occuring, but it could be enough to help account for some fraction of the mass of the universe. We simply don't know, but we do know that in a particle accelerator, its going to happen a lot more often than in nature and we don't know what kinds of reactions group high energy mergers could cause.

    While its (mostly) safe to assume single high energy particles are not going to be a problem, as they happen relatively often in nature, we cannot say the same for multiple collsion mergers and all possible interactions of multiple particles, as we simply do not know for sure. The current various theories are not proof its safe and the fact we cannot account for so much energy and mass in the universe is a very good reason to suspect our theories are wrong.

    Also the fact they are building the LHC is proof in itself that they build it to learn, so they don't currently know for sure. Also for all their planning, even that magnet failure showed their theories and multi-million dollar design plans about how the machine should function can still go wrong. Humans make mistakes. Thats fine, we all accept that, but making a mistake with the LHC could potentially be the most serious mistake in human history.

    What concerns me is their intense desire to learn is going to bias their judgment. (I know my desire to learn has biased my judgment from time to time), but this is the most important experiment in human history, so its vital it doesn't go wrong in any way, or it could be the last experiment.

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    1. Re:Group collision mergers by domatic · · Score: 2, Informative

      When a high energy lone particle collides with something, a veritable shower of particles is released which are then free to smash into other stuff. Also, cosmic rays can be waaaaaaaaay more powerful than anything we can make on earth. One of those slamming into our atmosphere or the Moon would have done something catastrophic already if it was going to.

    2. Re:Group collision mergers by John+Hasler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > Even if a black hole like particle was briefly formed and then hit by another particle
      > or two or twenty, then what?

      Then you would have a slightly larger nano-blackhole. It would still have such a tiny collision cross-section that it could orbit inside the Earth for a billion years without growing to perceptible size.

      But the event you postulate is extremely improbable in any case because of that tiny collision cross-section.

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    3. Re:Group collision mergers by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, but those particles resulting from cosmic-ray collisions are travelling near c, and consequently won't linger near other particles. The probability of collisions seems much greater in a manmade particle accelerator with a fixed target.

      I asked in an earlier thread, only half-joking, if the cosmic gamma-ray bursts we observe about once a day might not be instances of other civilizations building something like the LHC and turning it on. The question was promptly modded down to -1, Troll.

      Seeing as how our last words as a species are either going to be "Hmm, that's weird..." or "Die, capitalist scum!", death by LHC mishap actually wouldn't be a bad end to things, IMHO. I would rather we all died trying to learn something, than trying to wipe each other out.

      But apparently all further discourse on the subject is just so much trolling. Yay, Slashdot.

    4. Re:Group collision mergers by MindKata · · Score: 1

      "But the event you postulate is extremely improbable in any case because of that tiny collision cross-section."

      Given the age of the universe, that's exactly how natural rare occurances of group mergers could help account for some fraction of the mass of the universe, yet it would also explain why we don't percieve it occuring much in our very small human lifetime, time scales. But even though its likely rare in nature, in such a powerful particle accelerator as the LHC, its going to happen a lot more frequently.

      "It would still have such a tiny collision cross-section that it could orbit inside the Earth for a billion years without growing to perceptible size."

      Occuring in Earth orbit isn't a problem, even if it lasted and stayed stable for even thousands of years. But for it to occur on Earth, surrounded by so much mass on Earth, it would have a huge amount of mass to rapidly interact with. If such an event occured, there's no way to contain it and no time to learn how to contain it. We therefore cannot risk anything going wrong. So not risking things we can perceive going wrong and even more importantly, things we cannot yet imagine going wrong. (That's part of the problem, we are moving into ever more dangerous territory, the further we start to experiment with ever higher energies, yet we are using these experiments to learn how it behaves. That's fundamentally flawed thinking, because if there is anything that could go wrong, we will eventually find it, with that kind of thinking).

      Any assumption we know enough to experiment with ever higher energies is foolish at best and dangerous at worst. If there is even just one way it can go badly wrong, thats it, the end of the planet and all humans. It really is the most important experiment in human history, because its vital it doesn't go wrong in any way, or it could be the last experiment. I want to learn as much as anyone, but I'm not prepared to bet everything on that one experiment and that one goal of learning the answers.

      Which opens up the question, what if the LHC doesn't give us the answers we expect and so we aim to build even bigger than the LHC. At what point is too big? At what point do we say this could be too dangerous?.

      I really want to learn from the LHC, like so many people, but I'm playing devils advocate because that's what we must all do with something as serious as this experiment. But what keeps concerning me, is I keep seeing the desire to learn bias some peoples judgment. With any other experiment, no problem. With this experiement, we have to be absolutely sure of what we are doing and currently we are most certainly not considering all possible events. Group particle collision mergers is just one example of where they are clearly not considering all events.

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    5. Re:Group collision mergers by toppavak · · Score: 1
      I feel that Isaac Asimov once put it best:

      "Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know- and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know- even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction- than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too."
      -Isaac Asimov
    6. Re:Group collision mergers by mzs · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the particles in an accelerator travel near c as well, right?

    7. Re:Group collision mergers by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      "It would still have such a tiny collision cross-section that it could orbit inside the Earth for a billion years without growing to perceptible size."

      Occuring in Earth orbit isn't a problem, even if it lasted and stayed stable for even thousands of years. But for it to occur on Earth, surrounded by so much mass on Earth, it would have a huge amount of mass to rapidly interact with. If such an event occured, there's no way to contain it and no time to learn how to contain it.

      No, the quote you quoted and then ignored has is correct, the orbit could orbit "inside the Earth" for a billion of years without causing any problems. If such an event occured, we'd have all the time in the world to learn how to contain it, or more likely, just ignore it, since it'd be mostly harmless.

      Note that a black hole is dangerous because of the massive gravity it has, due to its massive, well, mass. A tiny black hole created in a particle accelerator experiement is going to have a tiny mass. Given gravity is the weakest of the fundamental forces in nature, it has no chance whatsoever to gobble up atoms from nearby molecules, as those molecules are held together by much more powerful electromagnetic forces. Any gobbling such a tiny black hole would do would have to be due to direct chance collision between it and the nucleus of the atom on question -- it would pass harmlessly through most atoms without difficulty as long as it didn't hit the nucleus. In short, released into the matter-rich environment of the Earth, it would gobble up very little in human-relevant timescales. In a few trillion years it might gobble up enough to be detectable without fancy lab equipment, but Earth isn't going to be around that long anyway...

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    8. Re:Group collision mergers by jeff4747 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Occuring in Earth orbit isn't a problem

      The OP isn't talking about the nano black-hole being miles above the surface of the Earth.

      The nano black-hole is so small it will orbit the center of the Earth from within the Earth. It's so tiny that it will simply miss most of the matter in the Earth. Keep in mind that the vast majority of "solid" matter is empty space.

    9. Re:Group collision mergers by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
      This single particle collision versus group collision reminds me of something ... oh yeah:

      Well, I can't argue against evolution because of your solid reasoning and evidence so I'll arbitrarily split it up into micro- and macro- evolution and agree that you are right about micro- but use the phrase "we don't know" a lot about macro-evolution because it is a bit harder to observe.

    10. Re:Group collision mergers by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Yes, definitely, but I don't have the background to address the implications of two beams steered to collide head-on with each other, vis-a-vis cosmic ray collisions with randomly-moving environmental particles.

      The original "b...b...but they're not like cosmic ray collisions" point came from the Chicken Little crowd prior to RHIC's powerup. It may not even apply to LHC, for all I know.

      I'm not defending the precautionary principle -- far from it, I'll hold your beer while you flip the switch. I'm just saying that the cosmic-ray model doesn't sound all that applicable at first blush.

    11. Re:Group collision mergers by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how our last words as a species are either going to be "Hmm, that's weird..." or "Die, capitalist scum!", death by LHC mishap actually wouldn't be a bad end to things, IMHO. I would rather we all died trying to learn something, than trying to wipe each other out.

      It's just as likely that our last words as a species will be "Die, Communist scum!"

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    12. Re:Group collision mergers by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Seeing as how our last words as a species are either going to be "Hmm, that's weird..." or "Die, capitalist scum!",
      I speculate that the last words will be "Hey Jethro, hold my beer and watch this!" but that will only be after we've designed a small, portable LHC that can be hung from a carport and used to zap bugs.
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    13. Re:Group collision mergers by soliptic · · Score: 1

      Didn't you get the memo? It's terrorists these days, not communists. Communists are providing our bread and circuses these days. I know it's hard to keep up, but believe me, we've always been at war with Oceania.

    14. Re:Group collision mergers by rts008 · · Score: 1

      My vote goes for this one:
      "Hey, y'all! Watch this!" It also would not surprise me if it was somewhere around Huntsville, Alabama.
      Disclaimer, I just finished reading Von Neumanns War last night.

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    15. Re:Group collision mergers by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > Any gobbling such a tiny black hole would do would have to be due to direct chance
      > collision between it and the nucleus of the atom on question -- it would pass harmlessly
      > through most atoms without difficulty as long as it didn't hit the nucleus.

      Actually, I believe that it would pass harmlessly through the nucleus in most cases.

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    16. Re:Group collision mergers by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the only relevant factor is the initial energy input. When a cosmic ray or particle collision occurs, it creates a shower of particles, so your idea of single (in cosmic rays) vs. many (in accelerators) high energy particles is not what really happens. It's many high energy particles in either case.

    17. Re:Group collision mergers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, given the hypothetical black hole's small mass, it will likely be created with a significant amount of momentum. Earth's gravity will not be strong enough to keep it around -- it will pass right through everything and go flying out into space.

    18. Re:Group collision mergers by MindKata · · Score: 1

      "inside the Earth" ... If thats what they mean, (I assumed they made a mistake, but if that is literally what they mean), "inside the Earth", then that totally *assumes* every possible Group collision merger, whatever it creates, will *always* result into something that *cannot* react with anything else, *in anyway*. Thats a massive series of assumptions.

      Also just thinking narrowly only for the moment about it only creating some black hole like particle, also still *assumes* our current maths are right about even just some predicted black hole stlye particle. All these assumptions show very narrow thinking. We don't know enough about the universe to make so many assumptions its safe. We are letting our desire to learn more blind us to the very real serious possible risks associated with the research.

      As for "I believe that it would pass harmlessly through the nucleus in most cases." ... That assumes (A) our theories are correct and (B) the "in most cases" shows that even you don't think it will *always* fail to interact.

      The history of science is littered with examples of how people found things we didn't expect. Thats fine and good for most discoveries in science, but that principle cannot be applied to ever higher energy particle physics when we clearly don't know enough about what we are experimenting with and what possible things can do wrong. There is the very real potential for very serious dangers in this kind of research. If one experiment killed one person, then ok, its sad for them, their family and friends etc.. but the world continues.. life goes on. Even if 1000 people were killed by the experiment, its a horrific mistake, but the human race will still continue and be able to learn from the mistakes. But we are talking about an experiment that has the risk of killing everyone on Earth. We cannot learn by literally a trial and error process, when we are betting everyones life on the experiment being, we assume, 100% safe. We therefore need to be extremely careful and so far we are not showing enough questioning of the safety of the experiment and what possible ways it can cause serious problems (to say the least).

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    19. Re:Group collision mergers by tgd · · Score: 1

      You clearly are smarter than these scientists. Perhaps you should run the LHC and they can post on Slashdot?

    20. Re:Group collision mergers by You+are+not+listenin · · Score: 1

      This is a more complicated question we're dealing with here than whatever Asimov was referring to.
      The 'destruction' in this case is the destruction of the entire civilization that gave birth to the knowledge to begin with, and represents not just a destruction of ourselves but a destruction of the knowledge and the possibility of recreating that knowledge. And not just that knowledge (of physics) but all knowledge our civilization has accumulated including things like our technological advancement.

      We know that the evolution of life up to the point of the creation of a technologically endowed society is an extremely unlikely event. As far as we know, an event so unlikely it's never happened before, or at the very least, never before happened in this corner of the visible Universe (otherwise we would have picked up signs of intelligence through things like radio telescopy). Assuming barriers impossed by the speed of light upon the maximum expansion of a civilization, this makes our civilization infinitely valuable as the cosmological event that has the potential to spread life across this part of the universe, and what's more, we're (relatively speaking) very near fulfilling that potential (maybe 100-500 years in the future). The "desctruction" of ourselves in this case thus represents a much more profound loss than anything Asimov could possibly have referred to. Our destruction results in the reduction to empty cold silence from what could have been a living universe. Thus, it destroys the possibility of there ever again even BEING someone else do the knowing, and in that sense, destroys the knowledge itself, negating its value as knowledge.

      On the other hand, this risk, however small, can be avoided without foresaking knowledge. If we waited a few hundred years, and waited for space exploration and colonization to develop enough to ameliorate this risk, we could obtain the same knowledge without risking the destruction of life. Say we have a respectable colony on a different planet and we accidentally blow up earth. It took us what, 300 years of free market economics to get us to where we are now (patent rights >> industrial revolution >> internet >> today)? That's nothing in cosmological terms. We could easily do it again, so there would be little risk to "life" in that sense. We could then perform particle physics experiments without imposing these cosmological risks. So, if we do end up destroying ourselves here it would really be a shame, because it will represent the ultimate loss to reality, right as reality was establishing its insurance policy (the colonizations of multiple planets by life) and the reason for it will be reduced to a matter of us not being patient.

      I'm guessing that Asimov's "destruction" din't involve any of this.

  70. Darn! There Goes My Solution... by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    To Anthropogenic Climate Change.

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  71. I wonder. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember the (admittedly bad) scene from Oceans 11 where the electronic wizard is on the roof of the parking garage, getting ready to push the red button to produce the EMP, and as he does so, puts his free hand over his groin area, turns his body to the side and grimaces?

    I'm wondering if anyone at CERN will be doing something similar or will they all stand there in quiet reflection as they prepare the sky nets to catch Gordon's body after they fire the capacitors.

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  72. did I not learn what a black hole was? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

    aren't black holes those anomalies which have such a strong gravitational pull they suck everything in including light?

    The earth doesn't move as fast as light.

    black holes != safe.

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    1. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by LarsG · · Score: 1

      they suck everything in including light Only if you get inside the event horizon. If you stay outside it, a black hole behaves pretty much like any other object of the same mass.

      Say for example that the sun was replaced with a black hole of the same mass. Earth would continue in its orbit just like it does today, because the gravity force of the black hole would be the same. It would get cold and dark, though. The event horizon of a sun-mass black hole is at 3km.

      What then about our theoretical mini black hole? Well, lower mass translates to smaller event horizon - an earth-mass black hole would be at 9mm. A poster above did the math for a 5-neutron black hole - 4x10^-54 metres; for comparison a helium atom is 3x10^-11 metres. So even if mini black holes exist and are stable, it is not like one of them will instantly eat the earth.

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    2. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > did I not learn what a black hole was?

      No.

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    3. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Isn't the event horizon a relative distance from the center of the black hole, depending upon your velocity? The classic definition of an event horizon is that distance at which even light can't escape it, meaning something traveling at the speed of light.

      To put it another way: to escape the pull of a black hole, you have to travel away from it at a speed greater than the speed at which gravity pulls you into it. Light having the fastest speed possible defines the absolute event horizon, but for something going slower the even horizon is further out. At 0.5c, the event horizon would be, well, not twice as far out, since the strength of gravity is the inverse of the square of the distance, but still further out.

      Is that correct? I'm not disputing what you say about replacing the sun with a black hole of the same mass--which means the same gravitational influence.

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    4. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Isn't the event horizon a relative distance from the center of the black hole, depending upon your velocity?

      No. You're confusing event horizon with escape velocity

      to escape the pull of a black hole, you have to travel away from it at a speed greater than the speed at which gravity pulls you into it.

      Gravity is not speed. Gravity causes acceleration, a change in speed. The acceleration caused by a black hole at 10,000km is the same if your speed is 0.0000000001c or ~1c.

    5. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      so does that mean we're all screwed or not?

      besides, when you say that the even horizon is very small, uhh, something is going to be there unless they're doing this in a vacuum. and even then, isn't something still going to be there?

      and when a black hole eats something doesn't it grow?

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    6. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      something is going to be there unless they're doing this in a vacuum

      The mass of the black hole is very, very, very small. That results in an event horizion that is very, very, very small. Smaller than a nucleus of an atom.

      Since the black hole is so tiny, it's effectively in a vacuum. The stuff we think is solid is 99% empty space. There's lots of space (relatively speaking) between a nucleus and the electrons in an atom.

      In order for the black hole to grow, it will have to collide with something. Since there's so much empty space, it is unlikely to collide with anything. (The black hole is so tiny that it's gravity is also tiny and not an effective source of collisions)

      Eventually it will collide with the nucleus of an atom. And the black hole will still be very, very, very small. It will continue to have the same problems gaining mass for a very, very, very, very, very, very long time. As in the-sun-has-burned-out time scale. That's cause the Earth is really, really, really, really big, and this thing is starting out very, very, very, very small.

      And that's assuming that the nano-black hole behaves the same as the ones we see in space. The same forces that keep atoms appart should still affect the nano-black hole. If they do, then it won't be able to collide with anything outside very unusual conditions for the same reason that atoms don't spontaneously fuse into heavier elements.

      Finally, there's Hawking radiation. From previous experiments we do know that these nano-black holes do disappear, 'cause we've already created them in other supercolliders. What has yet to be determined is if this is due to Hawking radiation or some other phenomenon.


      so does that mean we're all screwed or not?

      We are not screwed. Even if we are screwed, our species will not feel the effects for billions of years. By that time we will have gone extinct, evolved into a new lifeform, or have other places we can inhabit. Again, the timeframe is key here. Our species is only about 300,000 years old so after a couple billion years things will have changed quite a bit.

    7. Re:did I not learn what a black hole was? by LarsG · · Score: 1

      Yes, it will grow if it eats something.

      The thing is, on the scale we are talking about gravity is actually a weak force compared to the forces that keep atoms apart and most of the space is empty. So unless you have unusual conditions like very high pressure/temperature the same forces that keep nuclear fusion from happening will keep the hole from eating matter.

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  73. you fools! Don't you see??! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    won't make us reject the assumption that dragons are not involved... That's just what the lizardmen want us to believe!!!
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  74. Conservation of momentum... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone ought to simulate the falling process as this subatomic-mass black hole "falls" through earth densities towards the core.

    Would the accumulation of relatively stationary mantle and core matter damp its fall so that it quickly stabilizes at the center of gravity, or would the accumulated mass accelerate it into some eccentric orbit?

    My gut says it would be highly damped. If so, the weird effect would be the earth's rotation accelerating as the entire earth began collapsing in on itself (conservation of angular momentum). Would it fling material tangentially into space or briefly generate particle jets out of the rotational poles?

    1. Re:Conservation of momentum... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Any time the mass of a spinning system is rearranged it'll change the angular moment and there will be a corresponding change in angular velocity, yes. But I don't really see how it's relevant, since we'll all be dead anyway.

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    2. Re:Conservation of momentum... by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 0

      Momentum doesn't apply to subatomic particles IIRC.

      Micro black holes would emit Hawking Radiation and then disappear much too fast to do any sort of damage whatsoever, too. And that is completely evident! How would they accumulate enough mass to grow, as opposed to disappearing in a flash? Because of the large number of high-energy particles in the LHC? ...

      Fails to pass the Dragon Test : "if it sounds anything like 'there be dragons', it's obviously false". There aren't enough particles in the whole solar system to build a Black Hole! Thus, tiny BH-like things in some sort of cyclotron : Not dangerous. Oh, yeah, right, "maybe", but that's never gonna make a macro-effect like a Singularity happen.

      Just like the Net didn't cause a historical Singularity. Remember the dragon test? If some effect is "too clean", I mean, induces a clear, radical change on a global scale, it won't happen. Got to account for inertia, and wrap your head around the fact that the earth is BIG. Like, HUGE. And complex like you can't begin to imagine. Measure, yes, we can. But *picture* the complexity? No, not with those limited brains of ours. So we believe in miracles like "The LHC could destroy Earth!" or "Some day we'll upload our minds in the Net and live forever!" Never going to happen. Or on a small, small scale. Most humans still live on dirt they can't even cultivate, and it's gonna stay that way for a long, long time. Inertia I tell you. Inertia makes it so that dragons and unicorns can't evolve on earth, that humans can't begin to understand that they're screwing themselves so bad they don't -but could- have lived in Utopia since the invention of the first massive-scale labor-saving device, and tiny scientific toys can't create massively destructive Black Holes.

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    3. Re:Conservation of momentum... by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, and please correct me on this: isn't hawking radiation a prediction that hasn't been obeserved in the universe?

      Also, I read that what the LHC is doing would occure naturally as well. I also read that this is not exactly a common event, maybe a few thousand since the beginning of the univers. So, what's the chance that anything like this ever happened near a planet?

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  75. Pfft... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    If there is no possibility it destroys earth, why build one in the first place?

  76. Bottom line by foobarbaz · · Score: 4, Informative
    The bottom line:
    • Energy of maximum LHC collision: 14 TeV
    • Energy of "Oh My God Particle" cosmic ray that hit the sky over Utah in 1991: 300,000,000 TeV
    Sources:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TeV
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider#Technical_design
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh_My_God_particle
  77. Cost vs Benefit? by BobMcD · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Could someone more knowledgeable than me do a cost-benefit on this one?

    Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider) says this will cost 'between US$5 and US$10 billion', plus we have the potential (even if ridiculously remote) to really mess up the planet.

    The gains, again same source are:

    Physicists hope to use the collider to test various grand unified theories and enhance their ability to answer the following questions:

            * Is the popular Higgs mechanism for generating elementary particle masses in the Standard Model realised in nature? If so, how many Higgs bosons are there, and what are their masses?[11]
            * Will the more precise measurements of the masses of the quarks continue to be mutually consistent within the Standard Model?
            * Do particles have supersymmetric ("SUSY") partners?[2]
            * Why are there apparent violations of the symmetry between matter and antimatter?[2] See also CP-violation.
            * Are there extra dimensions indicated by theoretical gravitons, as predicted by various models inspired by string theory, and can we "see" them?
            * What is the nature of dark matter and dark energy?[2]
            * Why is gravity so many orders of magnitude weaker than the other three fundamental forces?

    I have some (fairly redundant) questions myself:

    A) What is the net-gain, other than knowledge? For example, what are the foreseeable practical applications?

    A1) Are any of these potential gains greater than the risk of losing the Earth itself?

    A2) Are any of the competing methods of gaining this knowledge comparable? (Assuming any exist...)

    B) Why not do these experiments in space? Since we're already on a framework measured in billions of dollars, wouldn't an additional 10% overhead be enough to conduct this somewhere we could merely avoid if things went 'wonky' on us?

    I obviously have no stake in this one way or the other, but to date no one has attempted to put this in these terms.

    Note to certain ass-hatted, overzealous moderators: This is likely to get hammered here via replies alone. No need to add insult to injury. I really, genuinely am wanting to hear what people think on this topic - AND I feel it contributes to the overall discussion to go over it.

    1. Re:Cost vs Benefit? by lawnbird · · Score: 2, Informative
      Starting with space: The cost would be absurd. A particle accelerator is a very heavy. Tons upon tons of magnets. Also you need a pretty hefty power supply though you might be able to keep the magnets superconducting if you just do experiments in the shadow. I think launch and assembly cost would be prohibitively expensive.

      A2: The experiments planned for the LHC and any high energy collider are supposed to simulate the very early universe. The only comparable high energy events are a few cosmic rays. The problem with cosmic rays is they interact somewhere in the atmosphere not in the middle of a giant array of detectors like they ought. Cosmic rays also don't happen all that often. So while the reaction is similar the collider gives better rate and controlled location.

      A1: This is research. Foreseeable applications are only used to part venture capitalists with their money. There are many ways that people justify research for the sake of research, just like art for the sake of art, but you are being lied to if they tell you there is an application.


      For my money this probably has about the same chance of developing cost-efficient solar as the average bay area start-up; 0.

    2. Re:Cost vs Benefit? by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      A) Some CERN scientists might have good answers, but most of the research slated for the LHC is far enough at the edge of research that we can't forsee potential benefits. Compare with ages ago when people were trying to determine the internal structure of the atom. There were no slated benefits. Eventual benefits of that research are things like nuclear power, smoke detectors, and cancer treatments.

      A1) The probability of important scientific gains is high. The risk of losing the Earth is so small that there's no good way to express how unlikely it is. It's below the level at which a scientists really should translate it to a layman as "impossible".

      A2) As far as I know, there's no other known way of testing these particular questions.

      B) Interesting question. Launching it into space isn't as cheap as you might think. Space experiments are all designed to be performed by no more than a couple of people who are not subject-matter experts. Good space experiments can be launched and run remotely. They're also fairly small and, ideally, cheap enough that the fact that it will eventually run out of power, deorbit, and burn up is no big problem. Particle accelerators are significantly larger than anything we've launched into space before. We have a small accelerator here that's essentially a ~3m diameter concrete tube that encircles a football field and a baseball field. They're expensive enough that they're designed to run for a few decades and then be repurposed. They require a huge amount of power, and a large number (by space standards -- on the order of dozens) technical staff familiar with the accelerator to function. (To be honest, particle accelerators are very complex and often use technology that isn't nearly as reliable as space technology. They get shut down a lot for repairs.)

    3. Re:Cost vs Benefit? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > What is the net-gain, other than knowledge? For example, what are the foreseeable
      > practical applications?

      What were the forseeable practical applications of quantum mechanics in 1900? Hint: all of modern electronics is a "practical application" of quantum mechanics.

      > A1) Are any of these potential gains greater than the risk of losing the Earth itself?

      Since there is no such risk, all of them are.

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  78. Hawking radiation? by bucky0 · · Score: 1

    I'm a physicist (working on my PhD), but I've had one nagging question about hawking radiation noone's been able to answer (satisfactorially)

    So, the process of hawking radiation can be thought of as a particle/anti-particle pair being created near the event horizon. Suppose that one of them is juusssttt close enough to the event horizon that it falls in and the other one remains outside. We assume that (to conserve total energy) the antiparticle falls in, annihilates a regular particle trapped within the black hole and the regular particle that was just far enough away escapes. From the outside, it appears the black hole is radiating mass.

    Fair enough, I can follow that.

    But, I fail to follow the assumption that "in order to conserve mass, the antiparticle falls in". What does the antiparticle care? How does it 'know' it's actions? I have two things that make me question that.

    A) I would think that there would be an equal probability distribution of which particle is closer to the event horizon. However, if that were the case then there would be an equal probability that normal/anti particles would fall in, and that would cause the black holes to not evaporate. We know they do, so I don't know how to rectify that. What makes the antiparticle more likely to be closer to the event horizon?

    B) Suppose you were able to accrete enough antimatter that you could produce a black hole with it. Virtual particles are created on the outside. In this instance, the normal particles must fall in and the anti-particles must escape to conserve total energy. How does that happen? How can the particles see beyond the event horizon to know that's what's within?

    They're probably real naiive questions, but it's not my field of study, so go easy on me :)

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    1. Re:Hawking radiation? by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Informative

      ---I'm a physicist (working on my PhD), but I've had one nagging question about hawking radiation noone's been able to answer (satisfactorially)

      I'm a lowly EE student :) I think I understand though.

      ---So, the process of hawking radiation can be thought of as a particle/anti-particle pair being created near the event horizon. Suppose that one of them is juusssttt close enough to the event horizon that it falls in and the other one remains outside. We assume that (to conserve total energy) the antiparticle falls in, annihilates a regular particle trapped within the black hole and the regular particle that was just far enough away escapes. From the outside, it appears the black hole is radiating mass.

      Not quite. The particle/anti-particle is actually created from the vacuum. Quantum physics allows for virtual particles to exist as a form of catalyst, however that energy debt must be paid no matter what.

      Lets say one has a controlled black hole. If one was to watch the event horizon, you would see virtual particles swarming in and around the black hole. If the pair falls in, the net energy is 0. This is the case we dont care about because energy/mass is conserved. The other case is where 1 falls in and the other is ejected into space. In that case, the black hole did "eject" mass, but the energy debt must be paid. Because of that, the black hole must pay to create the pair via its own energy.

      We call this effect where the black hole pays energy to create "real" virtual particles Hawking Radiation.

      ---A) I would think that there would be an equal probability distribution of which particle is closer to the event horizon. However, if that were the case then there would be an equal probability that normal/anti particles would fall in, and that would cause the black holes to not evaporate. We know they do, so I don't know how to rectify that. What makes the antiparticle more likely to be closer to the event horizon?

      That's where you are mistaken. Overall energy is lowered when 1/2 of the pair is absorbed by the black hole. Once the black holes lose enough energy (some critical value), they explode violently. What we dont know is what exactly happens in a black hole, nor do we know what form of matter/energy is in there, but we do know that the energy debt must be paid.

      ---B) Suppose you were able to accrete enough antimatter that you could produce a black hole with it. Virtual particles are created on the outside. In this instance, the normal particles must fall in and the anti-particles must escape to conserve total energy. How does that happen? How can the particles see beyond the event horizon to know that's what's within?

      I think you're getting hung up on matter and antimatter. They're all quarks. They all combine somehow with U, D, U-bar and D-bar, and even if they did annihilate and release energy, the energy is still trapped. And since the event horizon seems to be a sort of heisenberg shield, I dont think they need ever "collide".

      That's why we're studying them cause traveling 100+ Ly is impossible for us now.

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    2. Re:Hawking radiation? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you get either the assumption that only the antiparticles fall in or that antiparticles have negative mass.

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    3. Re:Hawking radiation? by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      From (apparently poor) explanations I've dug up on the internet.

      I never said they had negative mass, I was just thinking that if you have a black hole and it is losing mass, it's more important that antiparticles fall in because they will annihilate themselves and cause the black hole to lose mass as opposed to regular particles which will cause a net gain in mass.

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    4. Re:Hawking radiation? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      The BH is mostly radiating photons, not much massed particles. Photons are created from the vacuum around the BH horizon, and in pairs. As you know antiphotons are the same as photons, it doesn't matter which falls in the BH.

      You can fall a lengthy discussion of this here for instance. (I don't generally advocate physicsforum unless you want to waste a lot of time in the details of specifics bits of physics endlessly debated).

      However, this may answer your question regarding particle-antiparticle. It is much harder and much more unlikely to produce particles other than photons (photons can be produced of any energy. Particles require very precise energies to be created). BH may also produce other form of energy such as neutrinos/antineutrinos but those are massed and still much more unlikely than photon pairs.

      Most importantly, the Hawkings radiation (HR) is just an explanation mechanism for the fact that BH have mass and temperature. If a BH has a temperature then it must radiate by very basic thermodynamics. HR just provides a plausible mechanism for the radiation.

      If a massed particle-antiparticle pair is produced near a BH, either can fall in, not just the antiparticle if the BH is made of matter, or the other way around. As stated earlier this event is unlikely, even nigh on impossible near large BH, which polarise the vacuum very little near the horizon.

      Conversely, a very tiny BH should be able to polarize the vacuum enough to produce any particle. This is right before the moment it explodes though, in a display you don't want to be near :-)

    5. Re:Hawking radiation? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Very informative.

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    6. Re:Hawking radiation? by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the thanks!

  79. Say what?! by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    We don't do experiments because we have no idea what will happen. We do experiments because we have very specific questions we want to answer. Whether or not miniature black holes will be created is not one of those questions.

    Hey, sparky, just because they aren't asking the question doesn't mean they aren't going to get the answer. Many discoveries were made because someone was doing something to the find the answer to a specific question and ended up finding the answer to a whole different problem.

    In fact, I'm going to make that my new sig.

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  80. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by orielbean · · Score: 1

    Get yah crowbar Ma, we're goin' Nihilant huntin!

  81. In comparison by Applekid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All things told, I'd rather die by act of science than by act of war.

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  82. What's the point... by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    If we can produce an argument with absolute certainty as to the outcome of the experiment - then why do it in the first place?

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    1. Re:What's the point... by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Because, it is NOT a fact until it is proven.
      Like Bush stating with absolute certainity that Intelligent Design is what happened and that T-Rex was once a vegetarian. Its is not a Fact until it is proven.
      Why do we keep repeating the same chemical and physics experiments in school each year, even though it is known mixing H2So4 and Zinc will give you the same thing again and again.
      (PS: yes, i had to drag Bush into this controversy somehow. This is after all slashdot)

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  83. How small are we talking about? by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, exactly how small black holes _are_ we talking about? Because it seems to me that the whole scare is due to a few people's not really understanding physics.

    Gravity is actually the weakest force at a particle level. But ok, let's imagine a really really small gravity well.

    Arguably the interesting thing about one would be, basically, "up to what distance can it gobble things up." In other words, the the Schwarzschild radius.

    I'll use simplified version, which is: 3km for something weighing as much as our Sun, and it varies linearly with mass from there. Literally. For Something the size of Earth it would be 9mm, btw, but they won't collide particles weighing the same as _Earth_ there. If they did, I'd worry about _recoil_ before I worry about black holes.

    So how big a black hole will they create there? Say, about the weight of two neutrons? _Three_ neutrons? Heck, let's be generous and smash a whole five neutrons together. Each neutron weighs 1.67492729x10^27 kg. So 5 of them is very approximately 8x10^-27 kg. The Sun weighs 1.9891×10^30 kg, let's say 2x10^30 kg.

    So we get roughly 3km times 4x10^-57 km, or 4x10^-54 metres. That's the ridiculously infinitesimal size, up to which it could gobble matter. By comparison a helium atom has a radius of 31 picometres, or approx 3x10^-11 metres. Our black hole is about 10 to the 43'th power smaller than that. Write a zero, a dot, 42 more zeroes and a 1. That's how much smaller that black hole is than a helium atom.

    To be absorbed by it, another particle would have to come that close to it, overcoming all other forces. Which become pretty damn strong when you try to get that close.

    In effect, the _only_ way for that "black hole" to gobble any other particle, is for that other particle to be shot directly at it with an even bigger particle accelerator. With some incredible (and thanks to that guy Heisenberg, also pretty much impossible) accuracy. Otherwise, it will be bounced around by the other atoms, without ever getting close enough to one to actually absorb one and get bigger and meaner.

    If that's the big threat to Earth, well, I've seen scarier kittens than that ;)

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    1. Re:How small are we talking about? by silverpig · · Score: 1

      That's not quite right though as in order for LHC to produce a black hole it requires extra dimensions of some small size. The more dimensions and the larger they are, the easier it would be to produce a black hole. You then would have to re-calculate all your forces in this new higher dimensional space. My reason for believing that there won't be any problems with LHC is because they NEED extra dimensions in order to produce a black hole and I don't think they'll get one because of this. FYI: To produce a black hole with 3 space + 1 time dimension, LHC would have to operate at 10^19 GeV. It's operating at 10^4 GeV.

    2. Re:How small are we talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What other forces? The electrostatic force doesn't apply, for one, because the black hole is not charged. Since it isn't affected by that force it can actually move through matter like a hot knife through butter.
      Are there other forces that would tend to repel atoms from black holes?

    3. Re:How small are we talking about? by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      So how big a black hole will they create there? Say, about the weight of two neutrons? _Three_ neutrons? Heck, let's be generous and smash a whole five neutrons together.

      Rather more than that, actually. It'll crash together two hadrons, you're right so far - but you're neglecting the fact that it will do so at nine point quite a few nines of lightspeed. Collisions will occur at some 14TeV, which Google calculator indicates is equivalent to a mass of something like 15,000 neutrons.

      The rest of the reasoning holds pretty well: the hole's Schwarzschild radius will be tiny, and its gravitational interaction cross-section negligible. Bear in mind also that, having resulted from a proton-proton collision, the hole is likely to carry a +2e charge. It will probably interact electromagnetically, and bind a couple of electrons into orbit about itself; these would shield other particles from ever approaching the central black hole. I wonder if it would look just like a badly overweight helium atom?

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    4. Re:How small are we talking about? by sporkstorms · · Score: 1

      Arguably the interesting thing about one would be, basically, "up to what distance can it gobble things up." In other words, the the Schwarzschild radius.

      From the paper (p. 15):
      "The capture radius r_c is frequently different from the Schwarzschild radius R, and depends
      on the size and state of motion of the black hole, as we"ll as on properties of the surrounding
      medium."
    5. Re:How small are we talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adding to this, 4x10^-54 metres is many many times smaller than the planck length (1.6 x 10^â'35 metres), so basically the whole of quantum physics would have to be wrong for this black hole to even exist. (Anything under the planck length enters the realm of complete quantum, being all weirdafied and completely ignoring normal physics which could create a black hole)

    6. Re:How small are we talking about? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Point taken. I'll even up the ante and admit that I forgot to actually multiply by the 3 the last time. (I guess I should pay more attention.) So including your 15000 instead of 5, that radius ends up 9000 times larger than I calculated. Ok, let's round it to 10,000 since we ignored decimals so far. So we delete four zeroes from the calculation of how it stacks compared to a helium atom. Now instead of 42 zeroes after the decimal point, there are 38. It's still a ludicriously small black hole.

      I also kind of doubt that all the energy will end up as mass. I'd expect quite the hard gamma rays to be produced too.

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    7. Re:How small are we talking about? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      What other forces? The electrostatic force doesn't apply, for one, because the black hole is not charged. Since it isn't affected by that force it can actually move through matter like a hot knife through butter. Are there other forces that would tend to repel atoms from black holes?

      I was actually talking about mass, not about charge. They're colliding protons, not neutrons, because you can't really accelerate a neutron with a particle accelerator.

      OK, OK, I'll admit it was also to cheat a bit, and pretend it's not a charged black hole. That doesn't change the result by all that much, but it keeps the equations a lot simpler.

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    8. Re:How small are we talking about? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, the surrounding medium in this case is vacuum.

      But, still, while your objections are valid, you have to take into consideration how damn small the result is anyway. Take a moving black hole. Heck, make it charged. Spinning. You name it. How much does it affect that radius? By ten? A thousand? A billion? When you have to write 42 zeroes after the decimal point just to compare it to a helium atom, and even more if you measure in metres, even erasing 1 or 3 or 9 of those zeroes, well, still leaves it really damn small.

      And, as another poster correctly noted, it's still smaller than the Planck length. I must admit that that makes an even better argument against it, within the limits of physics as we know it.

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    9. Re:How small are we talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh that's a relief, because I've never heard of a black hole growing any larger once it's gobbled things up, which it would certainly NOT do if it was making a beeline through thousands of kilometers of earth to get to the center, then through its inertia, rubberbanding past the core until gravity overcomes that inertia (probably just before it reaches the crust on the other side) and eventually carves out an enormous 3-dimensional (possibly even 4-dimensional?) spirograph in the core of the earth, before finally settling at the center, still only as 5-neutrons large, because it's bound not to hit or attract ANYTHING on its journey.

  84. Re:"cosmic rays" argument is bogus is bogus by Framboise · · Score: 1

    The argument is wrong. An energetic cosmic ray (which most of the times is a proton, like in the LHC) hits generally another proton, or a neutron, within the atomic nucleus of a nitrogen or oxygen molecule in the atmosphere. Because the energy is much larger than the proton rest mass energy (from E=mc^2) thousands of new but less energetic particles are produced, repeating the process and raining down to the ground like a shower of protons, electrons, muons, photons, etc. In the end most of these particles are stopped, except a few photons that return to space.

  85. Black Hole reactor by sxmjmae · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a SF short story I read where a group of explorers where traveling in space and found ship(?) with a strange energy signature. They brought it back to earth for inspection. At the core was a strange reactor. The scientist set up all sorts of shields and such and then carefully open the reactor - nothing came out. But some individual several stories below the test chamber died.... the micro black hole fell like a yo-yo to through the center of the Earth collecting material as it went back and forth and continuously growing. They ended with the estimate that our little section of the space would have black hole large enough to consume the our sun in a few years. So until we understand Gravity well enough to contain a renegade Black hole we should proceed with caution.

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    1. Re:Black Hole reactor by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > They ended with the estimate that our little section of the space would have black hole
      > large enough to consume the our sun in a few years.

      They were wrong.

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    2. Re:Black Hole reactor by HuguesT · · Score: 1

      There is a well-known story by Larry Niven called "Hole Man", but it takes place on Mars. The device is an alien gravity wave communicator. The explorers find out that it contains a black hole, which is used as a murder weapon. This was before Hawkings radiation was known : the black hole should have been very bright but was invisible in the short story. The story ends with the head scientist, who commited the murder, musing that Mars will probably disappear in a few years (but the Sun is safe).

    3. Re:Black Hole reactor by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I just bought it on ebookmall and finished reading it.
      Good story. No wonder it won the Hugo prize. Simple, good and immensely thrilling.

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  86. Reruns of previous fearmongering by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    I have an news article from 1999 about how a similar supercollider is going to "create a Black Hole and Kill Us All".

    It was fear mongering then and it is fear mongering now.

    If it was possible to create black holes with that little mass involved, there would not be much of a universe for us to study.

    But fear sells papers (and web ads)...

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    1. Re:Reruns of previous fearmongering by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I may be possible to create black holes with very little mass. A black hole with a mass of under a ton quickly explodes due to emitting Hawking radiation very quickly, so they don't have time to go around gobbling other things up.

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    2. Re:Reruns of previous fearmongering by bunratty · · Score: 1

      I meant "It may be possible," but who knows, maybe I'm creating small mass black holes right now and not even aware of it!

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    3. Re:Reruns of previous fearmongering by geekoid · · Score: 1

      This is all created by the exact same people.

      "We don't understand it, therefore it is going to Destroy the World.

      So rational people need to step up and explain why this won't happen and deal with this stupidity.

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  87. Hellboy? by no1home · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's put it this way:

    We KNOW enough about the math, even with all the estimations and incomplete theories, to be able to say that, on the extreme outside chance the LHC does make a mini black hole, the mini black hole will evaporate/destroy itself in a time frame measured in tiny fractions of a second. It cannot destroy the Earth, let alone the solar system or the galaxy.

    On the other hand, know nothing of the possibilities of interdimensional travel. Therefore, we are safer considering, and maybe preparing for, the possibility of Hellboy landing in the lab. And he ain't such a bad guy, really.

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    1. Re:Hellboy? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > On the other hand, know nothing of the possibilities of interdimensional travel.
      > Therefore, we are safer considering, and maybe preparing for, the possibility of Hellboy
      > landing in the lab.

      In fact, we know so little about interdimensional travel that we can't certain that my posting this article won't cause Hellboy to materialize in Cmdr Taco's kitchen. So I better not. It just isn't worth the risk.

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  88. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by cHiphead · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, but I took 3 seconds to look at CERN's Personnel website...

    "New timetable for a Regular morning and evening shuttle"
    "Starting from 31 March 2008, for one month, a new timetable for a regular morning and evening shuttle serving LHC Points 2 and 5 will be put in place."

    Are these guys trying to poke fun at Half-Life or is this for real?

    We are so fucked.

    Cheers.

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  89. Pirra by Pirra · · Score: 1

    We should prepare for unforeseen consistences. Just in case.

  90. Crazy theories by dubl-u · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My favorite crazy LHC theory is explained in glorious detail in this video. The guy seems reasonable to start, but he manages to pull in more kook-memes than you'd think possible. Delicious!

  91. Media, not Scientists, create 'sensationalism' by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, all the sensationalism surrounding the Black holes to start with was a ploy for funding.
    There are two things wrong with this opinion. the first is factual: when the LHC was being funded the main funding argument was discovering the Higgs (or else figuring out how else the probability of two types of particles scattering did not exceed 100% around 1TeV in energy). The other main argument, which came along slightly later with the WMAP data, was figuring out where at least 23% of the energy of the universe is hiding i.e. dark matter.

    The second problem is that it requires that physicists created the sensationalism. How exactly do we do that? It is the press that creates sensationalism, not physicists. Are you suggesting that scientists should not consider theories that the press may consider sensational? or, if we do, should we not tell anyone what we are doing in case the press find out and goes sensational on us?

    While most of us, myself included, think that these black hole production theories are very unlikely, they cannot be ruled out and would explain some issues with current theories. As such they are legitimate avenues of research and not a 'ploy' to get research funding.
    1. Re:Media, not Scientists, create 'sensationalism' by phoenixwade · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, all the sensationalism surrounding the Black holes to start with was a ploy for funding. There are two things wrong with this opinion. the first is factual: when the LHC was being funded the main funding argument was discovering the Higgs (or else figuring out how else the probability of two types of particles scattering did not exceed 100% around 1TeV in energy). The other main argument, which came along slightly later with the WMAP data, was figuring out where at least 23% of the energy of the universe is hiding i.e. dark matter. I was not referring not to the current hype of the LHC but to several decades of Black hole sensationalism.

      The second problem is that it requires that physicists created the sensationalism. How exactly do we do that? It is the press that creates sensationalism, not physicists. Are you suggesting that scientists should not consider theories that the press may consider sensational? or, if we do, should we not tell anyone what we are doing in case the press find out and goes sensational on us?

      While most of us, myself included, think that these black hole production theories are very unlikely, they cannot be ruled out and would explain some issues with current theories. As such they are legitimate avenues of research and not a 'ploy' to get research funding.

      You interpreted my commentary to mean ploy for funding and sensationalism surrounding the LHC - My commentary was concerning funding ploys and the presentation of Black Holes to the public over decades past. THAT sensationalist approach over the years has resulted in the hype that the media is fostering now.

      So, I asked "Why is it that physicists on and in favor of this project (and those that are following this story) are even remotely surprised by the "Create a black hole, and destroy the world" rhetoric?"

      In other words, with the impression the public has of Black Holes. Why is it that any scientist is surprised by the current media coverage, particularly the negative media coverage?

      Was that a little more clear? 'cause you went off on an interesting rant, but you never did answer the question....

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    2. Re:Media, not Scientists, create 'sensationalism' by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I was not referring not to the current hype of the LHC but to several decades of Black hole sensationalism.
      In an article about the LHC I hope I can be forgiven for assuming that you were!

      Why is it that any scientist is surprised by the current media coverage, particularly the negative media coverage?
      First I'm not so sure that it is entirely negative - anything that gets people interested in science can't be too bad (no publicity etc.). To be honest I'm not at all surprised that the question has been asked. The surprising thing is that the media continue to go on about it even after it has been explained to them why it cannot happen. It is a fair question to ask but once you've asked a question it would be nice if they listened to the answer!
  92. we are completely safe, thanks to me by ScentCone · · Score: 4, Funny

    so the area around it where the gravity would significantly bend the universe would also be quite small, making our painful (but swift) deaths rather unspectacular

    I'm sorry, but you're completely forgetting about at least one mitigating factor. There's simply no way the earth can be destroyed, one side effect of which would be my untimely demise. Why? Because I've still got a balance on my Capital One visa card, and they will do anything, including changing the very fabric of space and time, in order to not miss out on that interest money. So, we're safe for a while yet.

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    1. Re:we are completely safe, thanks to me by Plutonite · · Score: 1

      You too? I thought I was singlehandedly saving the world! I think we should start a club. We'll call it the Savings Clu..

      Uh, have a great day!

    2. Re:we are completely safe, thanks to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll call it the Savings Clu..

      First rule of Savings Club: Don't talk about Savings Club.
      Second rule of Savings Club: Don't talk about Savings Club!

  93. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, the thought of all the idiots in the Capitol in Washington, DC, taking a plane to Geneva is pretty revolting...

  94. What they don't really know is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that all blackholes are created by aliens (and their planets) with the same curiosity as theirs.

  95. CERN Coffee by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Informative

    "This coffee is awful"
    You obviously haven't tasted CERN coffee - they have expresso machines and its generally very good. Much more likely is "This food is offal". I remember several times going to to the coop and the three dishes of the day were things like calf's head, tripe sausage and tongue...yummmm!
    1. Re:CERN Coffee by pincho23 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The food in at the CERN restaurant is often terrible. And most of the time its not even hot. You would think they could use some sort of tiny waves, or micro radiation to at least heat it up properly.

    2. Re:CERN Coffee by Dripdry · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ok, time to lose some karma and be modded down:

      There is no such thing as expresso. Yes, i am a Nazi about this.
      No, I wouldn't mind this being the last thing that is ever said before being sucked into a black hole. It's really that important (obviously).

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    3. Re:CERN Coffee by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the LHC will allow them to find a way to construct such a "tinyradiation" device.

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    4. Re:CERN Coffee by Jesus_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      An expresso is a very fast espresso, ie. an espresso that has been accelerated to 0.9c or higher. A little known fact about the LHC is that it doubles as the world's most powerful coffee accelerator.

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    5. Re:CERN Coffee by bockelboy · · Score: 1

      And usually, if folks owe you enough favors, you can get them for free... :)

    6. Re:CERN Coffee by rts008 · · Score: 1

      I believe you, as my mouthful of coffee accelerated straight onto my monitor and keyboard as I read your post!

      I wish you would have warned me how painful it would be going out through my nose though. :)

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    7. Re:CERN Coffee by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      There is no such thing as expresso. Yes, i am a Nazi about this.
      Sorry - slip of the finger. But doesn't this make you more of an Italian fascist rather than a Nazi? :-)
  96. Not to troll but isn't that the same as......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the same problem we're having with global warming? The people in power are old enough that they figure it won't get bad until after they are dead. Is the standard if it won't affect me in my lifetime go for it? I realize they are saying it won't affect the Earth within the lifetime of the sun. The point is if it works do we keep making bigger ones to study until we make one big enough to cause damage? This isn't a SciFi Channel movie and we aren't going to blow up a nuclear bomb next to it to wipe out the bad black hole. I doubt the collider has enough power to make a black hole big enough to cause damage but we really don't understand them and there may be some properties we don't understand. As a species we do tend to pay with matches. One of these times we will get bitten if we don't get more responsible. The whole point of the experiment is we don't know fully what to expect or there would be no point. Let's say a future experiment has a one in a billion chance of getting out of control. Put that in world terms, a disease only kills one in billion. Well six people dropped dead so there wasn't zero risk. I'm not saying to hault this experiment but at some point you have to take the matches away before the kid sets the house on fire. Some experiments are probably better done where they can't cause damage. Say off world at safe distance. We're still paying for the first nuclear tests. We've got more Strontium 90 in our systems than when the bombs were being exploded. Everyone said that wouldn't happen at the time it was supposed to cycle out of the ecosystem not concentrate in our bodies. What if this micro hole gets bigger the more it eats? Maybe it double every million years but what if it doubles in size every year? Every hour? I know it's silly and definitely SciFi bait but what if? We have to say is there any risk? Then we have to say is it worth it?

  97. A few corrections by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Informative

    minus the gravitational center of a bunch of electrons that are about to power the LHC
    The LHC collides protons, not electrons.

    Repulsion by solid matter isn't enough to stop it.
    This depends on whether or not it is a charged black hole. In all likelihood it will be since it would have been produced by colliding two protons. Since EM interactions are many, many orders of magnitude above gravitational ones (calculate the difference in the gravitational vs. electric forces in an atom for an excellent illustration) I would expect a charged black hole to interact via EM far more strongly than by gravity.
    1. Re:A few corrections by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      minus the gravitational center of a bunch of electrons that are about to power the LHC

      The LHC collides protons, not electrons.

      The rest masses of the two protons are trivial. The rest of the energy that forms the black hole comes from acceleration of those two particles to near light speed. It's about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999734 % of the total energy, and it all entered the LHC in the form of regular old electrons passing along copper wires into the accelerating magnets, over the few minutes of the actual run. What were you expecting? Colliders run on special proton pipes?

      I would expect a charged black hole to interact via EM far more strongly than by gravity.

      Fine, expect away. If it does, then you don't have that stable black hole everyone is posting about. Stable, for a black hole, definitely does not equal internal repulsive forces sufficient to overcome gravity. What you have inside this theoretical black hole is not 2 protons stuck together, it's 2 protons, plus an amount of energy equivalent to millions or even billions of particles at the instant of assimilation. You have a net charge differential equal to being down a net 2 electrons for the whole thing, and you are applying that charge, not to just 2 protons, but to all the contents of the black hole. Energy = Mass.

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  98. Silence the voice of fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Fear keeps us alive. But it can also keep us from really living.

    Ultimately, we need to understand how the universe works. The long-term survival of our species requires it. Gaining knowledge may be dangerous and may cost lives. Failing to gain knowledge, however, is guaranteed to spell the end of our species.

  99. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new alien overlords.

  100. says wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    theoritically right?

  101. Re:It's the little caveats that make people nervou by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > B) it will grow so slowly that it will finally reach the point where it consumes the
    > earth in something like 10k years, so who cares anyway?

    You need to add some zeros. A _lot_ of zeros.

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  102. "Think of the dinosaurs" by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Any proof of the form, "If it were going to happen, it already would have happened" are intrinsically fallacious (Appeal to Probability)
    Exactly why is this fallacious? This is how ALL science works. We measure things and then use statistics to determine how likely our result is given out current understanding of the universe. If we come out with a probability like 10^-6 then we have observed something new which we don't (yet) understand (assuming we correctly accounted for all known effects).

    You, yourself, appeal to probability all the time in your everyday life. When you cross the road or drive a car you do this because you think the probability of being killed in an accident is low, when you fly somewhere you do so because you think that the probability of the plane crashing is low etc. etc.

    So why is it fallacious to argue that given the evidence available to use the probability of the LHC destorying the Earth is incredibly low? We already run the risk of being wiped out by an extinction level asteroid impact everyday and we have considerable evidence that this has happened multiple times on the Earth's past. So if the maximum probability of the LHC wiping out the Earth is considerably lower (and in fact is probably zero) why do you regard that as a fallacious argument?

    Perhaps, instead of the popular "think of the children" meme we should regard this type of inability to stop worrying about incredibly low probabilties as "think of the dinosaurs"?
    1. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It's fallacious because we've never done it, never measured it, never experimented with it. We think we know what's going to happen, but if we really knew then we wouldn't bother doing the experiment.

      I agree that the LHC is probably not going to do anything unusual. I am merely commenting on the absurd proof put forward in the summary, which has no actual experimental content, only baseless assumptions about the universe.

      It's like if I said that the sky was blue because the moon attracts green and red wavelengths...It doesn't mean the sky's not blue, it just means that the argument is crap. iirc, that fallacy is currently my .sig.

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    2. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You, yourself, appeal to probability all the time in your everyday life. When you cross the road or drive a car you do this because you think the probability of being killed in an accident is low, when you fly somewhere you do so because you think that the probability of the plane crashing is low etc. etc.

      If scientists had a tendency of performing experiments that have the same probability of destroying the Earth as I have of getting run over by a car, I'd be in favor of banning all scientific research.

    3. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      It's fallacious because we've never done it
      ...but nature has done it for us. Neutron stars exist and would not if cosmic rays produced black holes.

      We think we know what's going to happen, but if we really knew then we wouldn't bother doing the experiment.
      Now that is a fallacious argument! What we are saying is that we know, with a good degree of certainty, that we cannot produce Earth destroying black holes because we would have seen evidence for that in the Universe. That does NOT mean that we know what we will see, just that whatever it is will not swallow the Earth.
    4. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should read up on what they thought Trinity might do before they fired that off ;)

    5. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      You're obsessed with this earth-devouring crap. I don't believe that either, but it is not remotely the same thing to have a cosmic ray event moving at C relative to the planet and a man-made event that is happening at our exact base velocity.

      Just because you don't agree with something, doesn't make it fallacious. Give me a good argument why I'm wrong, or piss off.

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    6. Re:"Think of the dinosaurs" by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      ...but it is not remotely the same thing to have a cosmic ray event moving at C relative to the planet and a man-made event that is happening at our exact base velocity.
      Actually, according to relativity (which is the most accurately tested theory which anyone has every come up with) they are exactly the same: the laws of physics are the same in all inertial frames. So whatever a cosmic ray produces in the upper atmosphere is exactly the same as the LHC will produce in the lab, the ONLY difference will be the speed of it relative to the Earth.

      Just because you don't agree with something, doesn't make it fallacious. Give me a good argument why I'm wrong, or piss off.
      I did - it is not my fault if you don't understand it but let me try to simplify it for you. Your argument is that there is still a danger because if we knew what was going to happen we would not do the experiment. My explanation is that, while we don't know EXACTLY what will happen (which is why we want to do the experiment) we DO KNOW that certain things cannot happen. For example we can rule out the creation of large pink elephants because large pink elephants are not created by cosmic rays. Likewise we DO KNOW that the LHC will not create Earth-destroying 'whatevers'.
  103. if then by gellern · · Score: 1

    Let's see, [1] eMV particles - deductive, [2] massive singularity - enigmatic. So, in the event our calculations are correct surely they must lead to formation of something we know so much about....

  104. next... by Acheron · · Score: 1

    He then goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed at the next zebra crossing.

  105. Strong Endorsment from SPC Committee? by jtankers · · Score: 1

    Quote "...systematically dismantles the notion... cosmic rays... black hole... neutron stars... created at the LHC... any meaningful timescale."

    The report has not yet been externally validated, but an internal validation of the report by CERN's SPC Committee contains the not so reassuring statement about the certainty of the primary safety argument:
    "but this argument relies on properties of cosmic rays and neutrinos that, while highly plausible, do require confirmation, as can be expected in the coming years." - Quote from CERN's SPC Committee

    But I did not see a recommendation to delay collisions until the confirmation they state is required... I have read collisions could begin in two months.

    As for "any meaningful timescale", Dr. Otto E. Rossler writes "â¦after 50 months the earth to a centimeter would have shrunk. It would be nothing more there, not only no more life, there but also the earth would be⦠a small black hole."

    M.B. Dion of society du jour writes in The ATLAS Experiment... Madness Or Invaluable Insight?: âoeSo is ATLAS just an intellectual version of something Evel Knievel may have attempted in the lab?â I can imagine Evel Knievel telling a co-pilot about to jump the Snake River Canyon with him, "I can't tell you there is no risk, but I assure you that it is perfectly safe". LHCFacts.org

  106. But... by Nephroth · · Score: 1

    Can't we still hope for a stranglet? Please? That's all I'm asking for.

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  107. Possibly explanation for another question? by Anachragnome · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why are we finding no extraterrestrial civilizations?

    They all get to this step in technological advancement and "Black Hole" themselves?

    Maybe a significant portion of existing black holes are not the results of collapsed stars, but rather previous Hadron-like mistakes of monumental proportions?

    1. Re:Possibly explanation for another question? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      "[The Earth] is a classic type 13 planet, which typically destroys itself at this stage of its development. Sometimes through war, often through environmental catastrophe. But more commonly, a type 13 planet is inadvertently collapsed into a pea-sized object by scientists attempting to determine the mass of the Higgs boson particle." 790/Robot Head (LEXX, Series4 Ep?)

      Also See: http://8128.org/_a009.php

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    2. Re:Possibly explanation for another question? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Unlikely, but could be true. I remember one ST:Voyager episode which sees Janeway coming across a secret matter which the Borg considered as "God". The civilization that tried to produce the same was wiped out.
      Possibly some blackholes, the small ones, are the result of such mis-guided experiments.
      And we might the next in line...If so, we will never live to see the downfall from grace of the american power.

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  108. Is there a social network for this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A ParticleSpace perhaps? I am not into the social networking thing but this could be a blast!

  109. You Might be a Redneck... by spun · · Score: 1

    If you defend rednecks on Internet forums... you might be a redneck. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    I really don't understand your ire here. Or your need to point out that non-rednecks also do stupid things. Redneck does not indicate ethnicity or birthplace. To me, redneck is just shorthand for stupid and uncultured. If you aren't stupid and uncultured, you aren't a redneck.

    So why are you defending stupid and uncultured people? Or are you trying to use redneck in a different context, and irritated that others don't see it that way?

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    1. Re:You Might be a Redneck... by maxume · · Score: 1

      I think he must have just gotten a bad sunburn.

      That, or somebody said something about his pa.

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    2. Re:You Might be a Redneck... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That, or somebody said something about his pa

      I am my own grandpa.

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    3. Re:You Might be a Redneck... by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Troll

      Or are you trying to use redneck in a different context

      I'm defending the rednecks in the sense that they are frequently defined, here. To wit, "people who run farms." Or, "the guy that actually knows how to fix your transmission - which you couldn't do without years of training - but who also likes simple beer instead of Fancy Pants micro-brews." Or, "the person who made it possible for you to have dairy products this week." Or, "anyone from south of the Mason-Dixon Line," etc.

      Of course, the term is most often used, here, to mean "white," and "not a Democrat," and "doesn't write software for a living."

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    4. Re:You Might be a Redneck... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Won't that change history?

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    5. Re:You Might be a Redneck... by maxume · · Score: 1

      You credit here with far to much homogeneity. For instance, there are plenty of folks who write software and are pretty right wing and/or libertarian (I don't do all three).

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  110. Pointless concerns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does concern me is how anyone can believe the LHC is going to be throwing solar masses at each other.

  111. Just how long? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

    It seems math on this should be possible, but has anyone done it? It might be 10s of billions of years to get to the point that its dangerous, and we don't care, but has anyone bothered to find out?

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  112. One Click Shopping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't discount Charles Duell. He may have been right.

  113. Grapefruit blackholes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you take a grapefruit and compress it down till it collapses, it still has the mass of a grapefruit.

    grapefruits are not known for their gravitational fields.

  114. Crap, I read Earth by Nicky+G · · Score: 1

    I am actually just now re-reading David Brin's Earth and I know this will bite us in the ass. We'll have evolved to a borg-like multidimensional entity billions of years out, and we'll be like "Oh CRAP it's Y2K all over again, but this time the fabric of spacetime is at stake! SHIT!"

  115. In Related News by Alsee · · Score: 1

    In related news, if a camera takes your picture it will not steal your soul.

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  116. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    No, they're quite serious. Modern particle accelerators extend for miles.

  117. Black ho's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please more of them purty bitches man!

  118. The black hole theory is getting boring. by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

    I propose another one: they accidentally invent the warp drive, accelerating the entire planet into a several thousand RPM spin and causing it to explode.

  119. A few more corrections by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    The rest of the energy that forms the black hole comes from acceleration of those two particles to near light speed. It's about 99.9999999999999999999999999999999734 % of the total energy
    Errr....no. Rest mass of proton is ~1GeV, centre of mass energy of LHC is 14TeV so, given that there are 2 protons involved the raction of rest mass energy is 1/7000 or 99.985%. So you might want to lighten up on the '9' key a bit. However what is more important is the electrons and protons interact VERY differently and radiate energy far less that electrons because their rest mass is a factor of 2,000 larger (you could not build the LHC using electrons) so it is important to get it right.

    and it all entered the LHC in the form of regular old electrons passing along copper wires into the accelerating magnets, over the few minutes of the actual run.
    Errr, again no! First magnets do not accelerate particles (in the sense of giving them energy) because the magnetic force always acts perpendicular to the direction of motion thus the speed remains constant. Instead microwave cavities, which use an electric field, are what accelerates the particles. Secondly the LHC will run in fill, accelerate and then collide mode. The runs last for hours but the acceleration phase only for a few seconds.

    You have a net charge differential equal to being down a net 2 electrons for the whole thing, and you are applying that charge, not to just 2 protons, but to all the contents of the black hole.
    You didn't do your homework did you? Had you actually calculated the ratio of gravitational to EM forces in an atom you would have got a roughly 30 ORDER OF MAGNITUDE difference. Even if we assume the entire centre-of-mass energy of the LHC goes into the black hole mass (which is very unlikely to happen - usually it is made of a couple of quarks from the protons) this is a (generous) factor 10,000 increase in mass...so only 26 more orders of magnitude to go and you'll be there!

    In fact the only reason that it is postulated that we may see blackholes is by invoking extra space dimensions that are compactified (like a human hair appears 1D at a distance and has a 2D surface close up). This will mean that, at very short distances gravity becomes a lot stronger. However, since passing through matter the distances will be bigger than this, I continue to argue that the EM interaction will be greater than the gravitational.

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  120. Re:This article doesn't take everything into accou by Flynsarmy · · Score: 1

    Haven't you learned anything? You blame it all on Tibor

  121. Cool! by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    Tax filing infinitely delayed!

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    1. Re:Cool! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Yes and No. IRS expects tax to be paid by the due date. Filing the return can get infinitely delayed.
      The IRS is interested only in your money, not in your scribbles.

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  122. It already happend, you just don't know it by Critical_Thinker · · Score: 1

    The "event" has already happened. You're just not aware of it yet in your time frame. You're on the outside of the event and still traveling inward, for the rest of your life...

  123. OK to Destroy the Universe if Humans Not Bothered by jschnack975 · · Score: 1

    How self-centered. It's OK to destroy the universe as long as we do not do it in any timeframe that would affect our human life on earth. As for other intelligent creatures in the universe whose civilizations are old beyond our imagining or arose later than us - well that is too bad. No wonder that humans are often portrayed by science fiction visionaries as pests to be eradicated by the illuminated. Well as long as it does not affect my vacation plans ...

  124. Headcrabs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, well what happens if they're headcrabs? their unprotected squishy heads wont stand a chance!

  125. Eats a star? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only if the star was going to eat the planet that has been changed into a black hole.

    And the star would keep moving.

    And only so much mass can be swallowed because the MASS can only fall in at a speed that the gravitational field would cause.

    So a very small fraction of the star's mass would be eaten and the star (less a few thousand earth masses) would continue on.

  126. Black Holes? by the_olo · · Score: 1

    It's African American Holes, you racist clod!

  127. Must be said: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia, the large hardon collider is IN the black hole!

    (Forgive me... I'm late. ;)

  128. That's the wrong way to go by geekoid · · Score: 1

    what you should do is say, damn straight it will destroy the world! We want 1 MILLION dollars!

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  129. CERN not OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CERN judging their own LHC is safe is like a drunk deciding he's all right to drive... with 6,700,000,000 passengers.
    Who cares about a Higgs Boson particle or some quark gluon soup except a handful of frustrated geeks who have run out of ideas and have to experiment with forces they don't even understand. These freaking physicists waste money and energy time and time again building atom smasher after atom smasher and end up with more questions, not answers. Now they've built one so powerful they say themselves it will create mini black holes at the rate of one per second! Which would change your life more; knowing they found some particle or getting crushed and sucked into a black hole along with everyone and every thing you ever cared about?
    That sound like a good risk vs. benefit to you?!? Just because you can't wrap your mind around it does not mean it can't happen.
    See for yourself;
    http://www.risk-evaluation-forum.org/anon1.htm
    http://www.LHCDefense.org/
    http://www.LHCFacts.org
    http://www.SaneScience.org/
    Popular Mechanics - "World's Biggest Science Project Aims to Unlock 'God Particle'" - http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/extreme_machines/4216588.html"

  130. Earth then becomes a planhole...blacknet...? by xianvox · · Score: 1

    In the interim, are we going to have to suffer another argument from the astronomers about what constitutes a planet once ours gets a black hole at its core?