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  1. Re:I Love you Neil on Neil Armstrong To NASA: You're Embarrassing · · Score: 1

    Actually it's confusing the issue. Taxes are historically low, and the amount of wealth that is owned by the richest classes far far outstrips what they pay in taxes.

  2. Re:Still a better prognosis? on Cancer Cured By HIV · · Score: 1

    Citation? Pope John Paul II and Pope Benedict XVI.

    Go away with your CDC, and your science, and all your learning. Amazing, people can land on the moon, but the're too stupid to know that Popes are experts on condoms.

  3. Re:Rubbish. on IBM Creates Multi-Bit Phase Change Memory · · Score: 1

    Bubble memory. I urge you to invest your fortune in that.

  4. Other tweets the Pope made on Pope Joins Twitter · · Score: 2, Funny

    He made other tweets to let people know that condoms cause AIDS, every sperm is sacred, he hasn't been an actual Nazi in quite a number of years, and that Jesus hates homosexuals.

    Then he apparently confused his work account with his private one and tweeted a picture of his cock to an alter boy. Everyone saw it. Many of them jacked off to the picture of the holy nun-raping tool.

  5. On the other hand on Authorities Closing On LulzSec · · Score: 1

    My jack-off club, LulzJack, is still stroking away happily.

  6. Re:"Automate the Third Reich"? on IBM Did Not Invent the Personal Computer · · Score: 1

    Hey, don't blame me. I was giving handjobs in Nanking during the war.

  7. Re:Free speech on Political Robocallers Indicted In Maryland · · Score: 1

    If someone cares to pay for a telephone line into my house, they can robocall me on it all day long. The line that I do have is paid for by me, and I control who gets to talk on it.

  8. Re:"Automate the Third Reich"? on IBM Did Not Invent the Personal Computer · · Score: 1

    B-24's manufactured at Ford's Willow Run plant in Michigan were used to bomb Ford factories in Germany. Why? Because your overlords could make a fuckload of money that way.

    Better luck in your next life.

  9. Re:About. Fucking. Time. on The End of Cheap Labor In China · · Score: 1

    money policy is responsible. The declining dollar makes foreign stuff more expensive. Domestic stuff is cheaper.

    So nevermind all the fear around the declining dollar that we get from the right wing. There's downsides AND upsides. You implement the policy with the combination that you need at that moment. And right now, we need a relatively weaker dollar and all the jobs that will come back home as a result.

  10. Re:Why would I what a reprogrammable flashlight? on Man Creates Open Source Flashlight · · Score: 1

    I thought you were going to stick it in your pussy!

  11. Re:only brain cancer? on Brain Cancer Worries? Look Up Your Phone's SAR · · Score: 0

    My cock is always talking to the cunt. And guys assholes too.

    Is asshole cancer up these days? That would be the clincher. OR maybe the clencher.

  12. Re:Here we go on Ask Slashdot: Is SHA-512 the Way To Go? · · Score: 2

    Actually Applied Cryptography should give you the false feeling of security which will undoubtedly bite you in the ass when your system is tested in a real-world security environment.

    It's not that the information is bad. It's not, the book is excellent. It's just that so many people are completely incapable of judging their own competence and will make stupid newbie mistakes even when they are guided by the most excellent of resources and advice.

    Go ahead and read Applied Cryptography. Go ahead and implement your application. But don't think for a second that you're smart. Don't think that your app doesn't have a million holes in it. It does, and it will go down when right at the worst moment.

    However, none of this should stop you from trying to be better. It's just the nature of the game that you have decided to play.

  13. Re:ISP:s at fault on IPv6 Traffic Volumes Are Low, But Nobody Knows How Low · · Score: 2

    Well I'd say you really twisted his pair...

  14. Re:Defense. on US Preserves Smallpox For Defense · · Score: 1

    But in fact white people did use blankets to TRY to spread smallpox, not knowing if it was effective or not. So, they're confirmed assholes.

  15. Re:Slow down and THINK before you use these. on Capturing Solar Power With Antennae · · Score: 1

    Well you might as well get a fucking Doctorate of Unicornology and be much more useful to society.

  16. Re:Guy Fawkes on Mainstream Media Looks At Anonymous · · Score: 2

    Well, if you listened to some Englishmen, our first President was a terrorist.

    Seems like Guy Fawkes was just trying to put a little god into government. And you'd think so too if you loved Baby Jeesus.

  17. Re:Push the asteroid at the earth plz k thx bye on NASA Satellite Snaps First Image of Target Asteroid · · Score: 1

    That's awesome. You should be writing documentaries like this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120591/

  18. Re:Whoop dee doo on Consumer Device With Open CPU Out of Beta Soon · · Score: 1

    Well then congratulations and let me say that the name Milkymist sounds a little like you skeeted all over the fucking place.

  19. Re:Damn fool on Programmer For Endeavor Now Crew On Final Flight · · Score: 1

    Don't want to close my eyes
    I don't want to fall asleep
    And I don't want to miss a thing

  20. Re:Problem Solving on What Does IQ Really Measure? · · Score: 1

    What's not popular in some circles is the interpretation of IQ, not the constancy of the scores themselves. You see, racists are fond of their interpretations, and they're not fond of being called out for their racism.

  21. Way to go! on Proposal Would Force Foster Kids to Buy Used Clothing · · Score: 0

    Right on, Bruce Casswell, because FUCK THOSE KIDS!

  22. Re:Higgs boson has arisen? on Rumors of Higgs Boson Discovery At LHC · · Score: 2

    Jesus even sparkles in the sunlight.

  23. Re:Top Gun on USAF Gets F-35 Flight Simulator · · Score: 0

    plant a PRC flag and die of radiation poisoning.

    And then I'd get in my own fishing boat, find that corpse, and fuck it in the ass. USA WINS! USA USA USA!

  24. Re:It is not OpenOffice on Don't Expect an OpenOffice/LibreOffice Merger · · Score: 1

    That program really needs to be renamed. We should call it GimpPhotoShop. Open Source isn't crippled!

  25. Re:money can't buy you love :) on Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evidence · · Score: 1

    Right. Office Space would have been a little less funny if the answer to "What would you do if you had a million dollars?" was "I think I'll improve my TPS reports."

    Two TPS reports at once maybe.