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Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evidence

Kamiza Ikioi writes "A lawsuit by Paul Ceglia contains never-before-seen emails from Mark Zuckerberg. The emails, if they prove to be real, could be the most damning evidence to date against Zuckerberg's business dealings in the time leading up to 'The Face Book' and just after. They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie The Social Network, actively out to sucker his investors about the site, including Ceglia. FTA: 'Zuckerberg writes Ceglia an email telling him he's thinking of shutting down the Facebook site, because he's too busy to work on it and there's little interest in it among students. (This is while Facebook is growing like crazy). Ceglia gets really pissed off, and starts accusing Zuckerberg of pulling "criminal stunts."' Among the emails is one where Mark Zuckerberg agrees to split Facebook with Ceglia 50/50. If the emails are proven legitimate, Ceglia may own 50% of Facebook."

350 comments

  1. money can't buy you love :) by Ferante125 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    a consolation for us non-billionaires

    1. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But it can buy you everything else.

    2. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      It can buy you an "It's complicated" relationship status though.

    3. Re:money can't buy you love :) by NMercy · · Score: 1

      "Money can't buy you love but it sure is easy to rent sometimes." - Joe Higashi

    4. Re:money can't buy you love :) by EEPROMS · · Score: 1

      The best reply to that saying I ever heard was from a successful business manager..

      Money may not grant you love but it does give you more freedom to choose your destiny..

    5. Re:money can't buy you love :) by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Funny

      "If you think money can't buy you love, then you don't know where to shop"

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    6. Re:money can't buy you love :) by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      a consolation for us non-billionaires

      Should Zuckerberg lose big here it is comforting to know the Winklevoss twins will be there to give him two shoulders to cry on.

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    7. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Al: Bud, what's more important love or money?
      Bud: Money dad, I can always rent love.
      -- Married with Children - Christmas episode

    8. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money can't buy happiness either, but I'd be fine with being rich and a little moody!

    9. Re:money can't buy you love :) by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Should Zuckerberg lose big here it is comforting to know the Winklevoss twins will be there to give him two shoulders to cry on.

      Four shoulders. They're not co-joined twins.

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    10. Re:money can't buy you love :) by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Money is just a form of power, and power can most definitely buy love if applied strategically. Just look at national level politics if you want examples. Do you think all those rabid supporters have deep meaningful personal relationships with their favorite politicians and pundits?

      Like most things in dealing with people's egos, it is not that it is impossible. It just has to be done indirectly to avoid throwing the target's ego into a state of dissonance until the barb is set. For example: Get a hold of some kind of power over people, tell them what they want to hear, blind them with some emotional bullshit, give them, or even just tell them you are giving them a pittance in exchange and a great number of people will love you to the day they die or slam face first into betrayal, even if someone else points out the reality of it.

      Heck, pointing out the truth can make the problem worse as the targets then feel they have to cover up their mistake by making reality fit their feelings, compounding the problem. The exposure is interpreted as a personal attack and is dealt with as such. Ever tried to talk facts and reason in a heavily political thread? You might as well just insult their mothers and infer improper relations with various friends and family members.

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    11. Re:money can't buy you love :) by s4ltyd0g · · Score: 1

      I'd rather cry in a Mercedes than a city bus...

    12. Re:money can't buy you love :) by hey! · · Score: 1

      Money may not grant you love but it does give you more freedom to choose your destiny..

      You mean ... if you're rich you don't have to die?

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    13. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Presumably by successful you mean that he had money -- and he STILL was a business manager? The guy was a freak. Take whatever he says with a grain of salt because anybody with freedom to choose their destiny would pick something else.

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    14. Re:money can't buy you love :) by korean.ian · · Score: 1

      Should Zuckerberg lose big here it is comforting to know the Winklevoss twins will be there to give him two shoulders to cry on.

      Four shoulders. They're not co-joined twins.

      Why would Zuckerberg need more than one shoulder to cry on? Unless he's related to someone else whose name starts with a "Z"

    15. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Blackjetta · · Score: 1

      Awesome

    16. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      It can, however, buy a brown Malysian boy-girl.

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    17. Re:money can't buy you love :) by akayani · · Score: 1

      Activities 50%

    18. Re:money can't buy you love :) by mjwx · · Score: 1

      but it can rent a very close imitation.

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    19. Re:money can't buy you love :) by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Presumably by successful you mean that he had money -- and he STILL was a business manager? The guy was a freak. Take whatever he says with a grain of salt because anybody with freedom to choose their destiny would pick something else.

      People who like making money like working to make more money, they never retire or stop trying to make money. As you say, they're freaks.

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    20. Re:money can't buy you love :) by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I'd rather cry in a Mercedes than a city bus...

      I'd rather smile on a city bus than cry in a Mercedes.

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    21. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Money can't buy happiness either, but I'd be fine with being rich and a little moody!

      In the words of Weird Al, If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it!

    22. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      I'd rather smile on a city bus...

      Buying love on a city bus is just gross!

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    23. Re:money can't buy you love :) by macs4all · · Score: 1

      Money can't buy you love...

      But it'll make it easier to rent some for awhile.

    24. Re:money can't buy you love :) by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm in the Philippines at our Manila office. From what I can see from the other westerns (mainly older ones) coming out at night money certainly does buy you love or a very acceptable facsimile.

    25. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you can rent it.

    26. Re:money can't buy you love :) by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Right. Office Space would have been a little less funny if the answer to "What would you do if you had a million dollars?" was "I think I'll improve my TPS reports."

      Two TPS reports at once maybe.

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    27. Re:money can't buy you love :) by cromar · · Score: 1

      I'd rather cry in a city bus than a Mercedes...

  2. Date Rape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only they could both lose....

    1. Re:Date Rape by Weezul · · Score: 0

      We all win when the Harvard, Yale, and Stanford alums get replaced by MIT and Berkeley alums.
      ( I omit CalTech because CalTech people are just plain weird, GA & VA Tech people are cool of course, but probably not rich enough for politics )

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    2. Re:Date Rape by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      We all win when the Harvard, Yale, and Stanford alums get replaced by MIT and Berkeley alums.
      ( I omit CalTech because CalTech people are just plain weird, GA & VA Tech people are cool of course, but probably not rich enough for politics )

      What about those of us who graduated from a school in each list?

      Group A isn't so uniformly bad and Group B isn't so uniformly good, you know.

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    3. Re:Date Rape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By your line of reasoning, since America isn't uniformly good, and (insert dictatorship) isn't uniformly bad, we don't benefit if America wins and the dictatorship falls?

      P.S. regarding "folks from each column", there are Americans from (insert dictatorship) who want America to win and the dictatorships to fall.

  3. Half my data are belong to Ceglia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... at least now my data will be sold off by multiple parties.

  4. Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zucker. Berg. Not.

    Move on.

  5. Trouble parsing this by by+(1706743) · · Score: 2
    Is anyone else having trouble parsing this sentence?

    They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie The Social Network actively out to sucker his investors that the site, including Ceglia.

    Either I'm having trouble with English, or the editors are...

    1. Re:Trouble parsing this by Reilaos · · Score: 1

      No luck here. One of us has stopped understanding English, and I'm sure it isn't me...

    2. Re:Trouble parsing this by webmistressrachel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They paint a picture of Mark Zuckerberg which is more sinister than that portrayed in the movie "The Social Network", seeming to suggest that he was actively out to sucker the investors on that site, including this "Ceglia" character (I assume he's the jock?).

      There, FTFY.

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    3. Re:Trouble parsing this by orangesquid · · Score: 1

      Missing comma and missing word. Try this:
      "They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie The Social Network, actively out to sucker his investors that the site had, including Ceglia."
      Comma after "Network", and "had" after "site".

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    4. Re:Trouble parsing this by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I think it just needs a single comma added: "They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie The Social Network, actively out to sucker his investors that the site, including Ceglia."

    5. Re:Trouble parsing this by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Add a comma after the word "network."

    6. Re:Trouble parsing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's one possibility:

      They paint a picture of a Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed in the movie, "The Social Network": actively out to sucker his investors [in that] site, including Ceglia.

    7. Re:Trouble parsing this by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Now I understand why Time made Zuckerberg their 'corporate' man of the year, it all makes sense now. You just have to steal more than anyone else millions of peoples privacy, the idea, a whole bunch of code and the investors money. Somehow I think the corporate douches at time have completely lost it when it comes to what most people consider a valued human traits.

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    8. Re:Trouble parsing this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is anyone else having trouble parsing this sentence?

      Yes, It does not compute or compile without error.

    9. Re:Trouble parsing this by obarel · · Score: 1

      I'm using BASIC, so I only had a problem at run-time.

    10. Re:Trouble parsing this by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Parsing is what computers do, comprehending is what humans do.

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    11. Re:Trouble parsing this by Jonner · · Score: 1

      I wish you luck comprehending speech without parsing language you read or hear. Perhaps you're telepathic?

  6. Again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't there a running joke about facebook news blurbs always posted by CmdrTaco?

  7. Stupid Zuckerberg by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    To put any of his swindles into writing.

    Still, we know how to fake an email header, right? What's going to prove these are genuine?

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    1. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the subpoena that shows it on an intermediate server (ISP or otherwise)

    2. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Telvin_3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, depending on when this happened University mail systems may have been involved. One or both parties or someone that was forwarded or copied on the messages may have be using a commercial e-mail provider. There are a lot of scenarios where there could be independent 3rd party copies of these messages.

      Even if no copies come to light immediately Zuckerberg's lawyers are going to be very, very careful about claiming they are false if there is ANY chance they are real. Nothing would go worse for them than claiming the messages as forgeries and then having someone come forward with third party proof.

    3. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The $1,000 check that Zuckerberg cashed, hard to fake that.

      Zuckerberg has got to be one of the biggest con-artists of the 21st century, why doesn't he just admit it and give these people 10 billion and move on? What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion? Still more money than he could spend in his lifetime.

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    4. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by davesque · · Score: 1

      True. In the digital age, what is genuine?

    5. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, depending on when this happened University mail systems may have been involved. One or both parties or someone that was forwarded or copied on the messages may have be using a commercial e-mail provider. There are a lot of scenarios where there could be independent 3rd party copies of these messages.

      Even if no copies come to light immediately Zuckerberg's lawyers are going to be very, very careful about claiming they are false if there is ANY chance they are real. Nothing would go worse for them than claiming the messages as forgeries and then having someone come forward with third party proof.

      Lawyers tread carefully? I don't think they will. They will assail Mr Ceglia's character, the veracity of his claim, that his email copies are the only ones which exist, etc. I don't see them holding anything back. Burden of proof is on Mr. Ceglia. If he can get his email provider to back him up then he's got a stronger case.

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    6. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      This is what sickens me. These people have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend, yet STILL manage to be greedy, cheap bastards.

      I mean holy shit, if I had $50 billion dollars, I could make sure that not a single one of my close friends would ever have to work again, and I would hardly notice.

    7. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is what sickens me. These people have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend, yet STILL manage to be greedy, cheap bastards.

      I mean holy shit, if I had $50 billion dollars, I could make sure that not a single one of my close friends would ever have to work again, and I would hardly notice.

      We think alike. But we're rational. We're also not billionaires (or potential billionaires.)

      Money changes people. Anyone who doubts it should read up the sad tales of lottery jackpot winners - the first to win a $40m jackpot in Pennsylvania (IIRC) was broke in a couple years, more so, he was called by his bank as they inquired as to when he would make good on the last few checks he had written as he was seriously overdrawn (but being a man of means and an account which once hosted several figures to the left of the decimal point, they were keeping him covered.) He was, of course, ruined and all his family and friends he showered with gifts were reluctant to return the cars and houses.

      Bill Gates may have been a decent enough fellow at one time, but even he wanted to RUIN Java as he saw it as a threat to his empire. Really. The man was already worth more than a billion and he wanted more, more, moar.

      I think the same intoxicant caught up with Mark Zuckerberg. At one time he probably would have been thrilled to have enough to by a modest house and a sports car. Now it's snowballing and he wants to keep in snowballing for himself. Looks rather like it's beginning to melt.

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    8. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You don't get $50 billion by not being a greedy bastard. No one earns $50 billion honestly.

    9. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      No fucking kidding. We have companies run off a few web servers that get valuations of hundreds of millions of dollars. We have web-based corporations that have valuations that look more GDPs of small countries.

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    10. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by quizzicus · · Score: 2

      Sounds to me like money doesn't change people.

    11. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get $50 billion by not being a greedy bastard. No one earns $50 billion honestly.

      Exactly, plenty of people who could have a lot of money....... just can't lower themselves to do it.

    12. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Still, we know how to fake an email header, right? What's going to prove these are genuine?

      Producing the messages with full headers would go to great lengths to prove them genuine, if Ceglia would do that; especially if the e-mail providers have subpoena-able records from their mail server (log entries), including the size of the message.

      Then the message with full headers could be analyzed, first to check if the size matched, and if all the relevant portions of the headers matched the system logs from 7 years ago. In some cases there might be checksums or other entries that could validate the e-mail message.

    13. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Indeed, it takes a special kind of sick mind to think they need and even deserve that kind of stuff. If it were me, I would be into some SERIOUS charity work. Trouble is, I would be really picky about who/what deserves things.

      (For one thing, I would not contribute to anything I consider to be voluntary misery -- this includes various forms of addiction and other conditions such as obesity. Those things just bug me. I know that when I think i am doing too much of anything, I usually take a moment to evaluate what I am doing and where it is going. And when I have to buy larger clothes, it is time to DIET not time to shop. And if for some reason nothing I do seems to help weight gain, I would go see a doctor, not wallow in it.... but I digress...)

      There have been numerous writings about all these rich jackasses who selfishly collect billions and don't even pay taxes. Then, after all their collecting, some of them have simulated consciences and realize they need to give it all away and/or create foundations and activities that doesn't really help the general populous. Want to help the general populous? Run for office and pay down the national debt then get of off this damned Federal Reserve system which is nothing more than a damned revolving credit account that enables the bad behavior we see from government today.

      I'll stop here... I could rant for hours

    14. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by DarkOx · · Score: 2

      I suspect because the moment he gives any away more folks will come out of the wood work insisting they are owed a slice of the pie too.

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    15. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Would the ISPs even have kept the logs from seven years ago? That seems like a long time.

    16. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by iMadeGhostzilla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ha ha! You are wrong on so many levels. First, with $50bn you would become a very different person. Second, your "close" friends would never be content with how much you gave them, not to mention how they would fight to be "close" or how they would change in relation with you. And finally, if you really did make sure they had enough money not to ever work again, that would be about the fastest way to fuck up their lives. So you didn't get a single thing right.

    17. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Money changes some people. Others can still remain the same. As for people wasting all of their money when they get rich, they sound like mere overconfident idiots.

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    18. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by ackthpt · · Score: 1, Funny

      I've never heard of Ceglia before, but all of a sudden the newspapers seem to be filled with rumors about him being a rapist. Hmmm...

      I here Donald Trump will be attempting to prove he wasn't born in this country.

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    19. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Would the ISPs even have kept the logs from seven years ago? That seems like a long time.

      It is a long time, but many organizations will have backups, and basically 10 years of log files.

      A number of universities even retain archives of e-mail for 10 years. In some cases, there are laws requiring them to maintain at least 7-10 years of archives, which (if archived) could be sufficient in length to include ZB/Ceglia's message exchange, if it passed through a system with such a retention period.

    20. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      If you become a billionaire I will be your best friend.

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    21. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are plenty of rational people that would do what is right with that kind of money. Shit, I wouldn't give a dime to anyone but my parents and my only sibling and even then it would be a set figure that would never be replenished. I would maybe throw my friend a few hundred thousand to day trade with under the understanding that it is my money and I get a cut. The rest of it would be sitting in some kind of fund that is designed to pay me monthly. Id imagine you could pull 5 percent a year on 40 million easy. Some Forex guys can make 40 percent yearly (with a lot of risk). That would end up being 2 million a year. Take 1 million of that out in monthly payments and you are literally set for life. You can buy a car every month and pay for two mortgages on nice houses with that.

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    22. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by jjohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thank you for stopping, because I threw up in my mouth a little when you referred to addiction as a "voluntary misery".

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    23. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by still_nfi · · Score: 1

      In capitalism, money == power, people can get enough money, but there is no limit to the human desire to acquire power.

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    24. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The only thing I don't understand is why the guy waited so long to sue. He says it's because he only recently found the contract while looking for other papers. I see. I forget that I own a large majority of a major corporation all the time.

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    25. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2

      As being a person recovering from addiction, I can tell you its not as easy as you think it is nor is it as hard as most addicted people say. Its definitely much, much harder than you think, bordering on a disease, but a disease it is not. You can kick it if you give it a about a year. The problem is that drugs (mine was alcohol) hijack you central nervous system's reward system making the drug seem more appealing than eating a meal when you are starving, sex when you are horny, or even drinking water when you are thirsty. Its a pretty shitty situation to get yourself into, but you got yourself there in the first place so I understand your not too sympathetic. Still, there are plenty of people out there that deserve a second chance. I am now in a mathematics PhD program. If I didnt get help from my family financially to go through treatment I would have never even achieved a Masters degree.

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    26. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      These people have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend, yet STILL manage to be greedy, cheap bastards.

      Let me reverse that for you and it will all make sense:

      These people are greedy, cheap bastards and because of this have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend.

    27. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      If Zuckerberg cashed this guy's checks, he's in trouble. If there are no canceled checks... then this guy has nothing. Zip.

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    28. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Gorobei · · Score: 1

      Still, we know how to fake an email header, right? What's going to prove these are genuine?

      Producing the messages with full headers would go to great lengths to prove them genuine, if Ceglia would do that;
      especially if the e-mail providers have subpoena-able records from their mail server (log entries), including the size of the message.

      Then the message with full headers could be analyzed, first to check if the size matched, and if all the relevant portions of the headers matched the system logs from 7 years ago.
      In some cases there might be checksums or other entries that could validate the e-mail message.

      An early step is to get MZ deposed: make him admit the messages are in essence true, or false, or the classic "don't recall."

      Geeks think hard evidence, lawyers think stories. And if you opponent gets caught in a serious lie under oath, or suddenly can't remember important facts, that makes for a great story in a civil trial.

    29. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I think the same intoxicant caught up with Mark Zuckerberg. At one time he probably would have been thrilled to have enough to by a modest house and a sports car.

      Actually Zuckerberg has a modest (for a gazillionaire) house & he drives a "couple years old" Acura..

      http://gawker.com/#!5725833/this-is-mark-zuckerbergs-new-home

    30. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mysidia · · Score: 1

      An early step is to get MZ deposed: make him admit the messages are in essence true, or false, or the classic "don't recall."

      They should have deposed MZ before letting information about the e-mails get published. Then they could have 'surprised' him by the content of the messages, and gotten him to make a statement about the messages without hours or days in private with his (no doubt) $10 million+ legal team to research and review the messages and rehearse with his lawyers his 'response' to each message.

      Now if they depose him, he will have had plenty of time working with his team to decide exactly which lies he might want to tell (if any of them are an uncomfortable truth he wants to lie about); to ensure the least risk and make Ceglia's claims look as shoddy as possible.

    31. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      The cashed check was produced last summer. Here's an older story.

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    32. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by hey! · · Score: 1

      These people have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend, yet STILL manage to be greedy, cheap bastards.

      You way you put that makes it sound like it's suppose to be self-contradictory. It's like you said, "I always eat like a pig but I'm STILL gaining weight," or "I've robbed every bank in town but I've STILL got these $%*# canvas money bags cluttering up my apartment."

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    33. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Bill Gates may have been a decent enough fellow at one time, but even he wanted to RUIN Java as he saw it as a threat to his empire. Really. The man was already worth more than a billion and he wanted more, more, moar."

      Holy shit, have you never even heard about what Bill Gates is doing with himself these days?

    34. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by MokuMokuRyoushi · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but also think of the pride element. If someone said you had cheated them of X amount of money, most people's first reaction is to deny it and go all out to prove them wrong(whether or not they're telling the truth).

      --
      Humans are terrible replicators of Godly things.
    35. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      My SO has weight problems. Long before I met her, she did go to a doctor about them. They operated on her, and the operation was too successful. She almost became unable to eat, and almost starved to death. She got convulsions from potassium deficiency - but she still didn't want to reverse the operation. She'd rather die thin. Her relatives had to talk her into it, and she went back to being fat.

      Which is why I tend to be pretty annoyed when people assume obesity is voluntary. Contrary to popular belief, fat people are generally not so stupid they don't realise eating more makes you fatter. Often, obesity is caused by an unusual metabolism (the body converts as much of the food intake as it can into fat), and by a weak hunger feedback system (an inability to feel hunger OR fullness). Both of these can be explained as evolutionary strategies developed in sub-populations which have been exposed to famine during several generations. If your body converts your food intake directly into fat instead of usable energy, there's not much you can do about it without literally starving yourself, which in itself is very detrimental to your health.

      Would you tell a diabetic that he "should stop complaining and not eat so much sugar"? Or a skin cancer patient that he "should stop complaining and start using sunblock"? After all, both diabetes and skin cancer are often caused by life-style choices. Why is it more socially acceptable to assume obese people are idiots?

    36. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this up. I sure did. Absolutely dead fucking right. Every billionaire is surrounded by leeches who are just hoping to bleed him of even a few thousand dollars (though most of them want quite a bit more), and the signal-to-noise of personal relationships for them is abysmally low. It is impossible to maintain normal relationships with normal people - not because there are no normal people who will hang with you, but because the typical person who presents themselves as a normal Joe to a billionaire is actually a leech in disguise.

      Hell, I'm just a doctor, with a good income but a negative net worth (because I'm relatively fresh out of residency) and I'm constantly under assault by people who want to screw me seven ways to Sunday. I have a tiny handful of people I can trust, because I knew and trusted them before I had money (though most of them have some of it, too), but otherwise I'm forced to demand written price quotes (not estimates) prior to the first bit of work being done, with a contract that has enough teeth to force them to finish the job even if it's at a loss, before I can agree to hire someone for even minor things like painting my house - because if I don't, they'll find a way to chisel another 20-30% out of me.

    37. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 0

      Obesity is a decision people make every time they do something that is not solving the problem. I have bounced between size 32 and 34 more than once, but I never let it get further than that. It is self control and resolution. I identified the problem and I resolved to work it through. Obesity takes a VERY long time and a LOT of neglect to occur. It's not like you wake up one morning, look in the mirror and say "oh no..." And it's not like it's so gradual that you don't notice either -- you notice when your clothes feel too tight -- did they shrink? No.

      There's a huge world of denial we are all taught when it comes to problems like these. I choose not to deny. And denial IS a choice -- one of the many your SO made on her road to obesity. (Or, perhaps it was her negligent parents, in which case, it was not her fault.)

      All addictions start with really bad decisions and ideas. Smoking? Drinking? Gambling? Drugs? What person could even begin to thing these are "good ideas?" Most of us have ample evidence that they are bad ideas and yet persist in tempting fate. For me, my addiction might be food and video games. Guess what I do my best to control and limit? You go it partner -- I recognize my weaknesses and I face them and deal with them. I make my decisions every day and each time. And this is precisely what everyone else is capable of doing and simply choose not to.

    38. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly how is addiction NOT voluntary misery? The decision to start is voluntary. The decision to persist is voluntary. And the risks are ALL too well known in advance. I'd really love to hear a reasonable counterpoint to my statements of simple truth. To say that people are not responsible for their addictions is to say that people are not responsible for their actions. That is a difficult position to make stand.

      I enjoyed the Southpark position on alcoholism. "The victims" claimed it was a disease! The kid just said "no it's not! Just stop doing it!" Seriously. Just stop doing it -- whatever it is -- it's bad for you, so stop it! The pain of quitting is the pain you deserve for doing that in the first place.

      Seriously, I would like to hear a perspective-changing counterpoint to the truth that it is their choice and is voluntary. So let's hear it. How is it involuntary?

    39. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      From what I remember of this suit, Zuckerberg did try to settle. Ceglia refused, he wants more. The fact that he thinks he can get it either shows he has good evidence, or he's insane.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    40. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Xacid · · Score: 2

      Would you go into battle without a gun?

    41. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Looking back at what I wrote, I never said anything about being easy -- just that it is voluntary misery. And it is. The risks are well known in advance to most people as are the frequent results. I recall interviewing a crackwhore I met once. This person was clearly and obviously a once beautiful girl. But her teeth... ever see what meth does to teeth? It takes a LONG time to occur and her teeth were so far gone, they were not recognizable as teeth at all. And I asked her "if you knew what would happen to your teeth, would you have still done it?" Her answer was simple and true -- "yes..." I didn't dig into it any further -- clearly she had contemplated it all before and resigned herself to her position in life. I learned a LOT from that woman. And I have dealt with alcoholism as a youth too. I didn't drink, but a certain step-father did and he was selfish and terrifying. He was no victim. He made choices that he regretted and then repeated... again and again and again.

      When you see such stupidity, it's hard to accept why it happens. People fail to think beyond what they want. If addicted people saw whatever it is they desire on the other side of a guillotine, they would stick their heads in it to try to get whatever it is they want. I mean this literally, but they do it figuratively every time they make the decision to persist. Every time.

    42. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Berfert · · Score: 2

      both diabetes and skin cancer are often caused by life-style choices.

      Type 2 Diabetes is often caused by life-style choices. Type 1 Diabetes is a medical condition caused by a failure of the pancreas to do it's job. I know you said "often", but the distinction between the two types is fairly significant.

    43. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been addicted to something? Heroin? Painkillers? Cocaine? Any actual experience of addiction?

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    44. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion? Still more money than he could spend in his lifetime.

      "I got a rule. I never let go of money I don't have to."

    45. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The decision to go get another fix vs. go to a clinic was always a voluntarily decision. There was never a compulsion about it. I weighed the options and decided that I liked getting high better... until I didn't and got clean.

      The question now I must ask is, have YOU ever been addicted to a drug?

    46. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, because there's no actual medical reasons why people would experience weight gain that they cannot control... thyroid problems, type 2 diabetes...

      And yes, I'm sure you're going to flail "OH BUT YOU CAN GET RID OF TYPE 2 IF YOU LOSE WEIGHT."

      Not true, not for everyone. And yes, Metaformin, a very popular type 2 medication is known for noticeable weight gain.

      You just make yourself look like a real dick here grouping people with serious medical ailments in with a bunch of lazyass supersizers just because you don't like to look at fat people.

    47. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      Not that Zuckerberg is destitute, but he doesn't have $50 billion. What he has, besides some money, is partial ownership (and not majority ownership) of a business (Facebook) that has been valued at $50 billion. But Facebook isn't a publicly-traded company, so properly assigning value to his share of it isn't nearly as straightforward or accurate as if he had shares in a publicly-traded company. It also means that his share of the company has limited liquidity (you can't just sell it easily on the open market) and liquidating any reasonable fraction of it could substantially change its value (as people might decide Facebook is less valuable if Zuckerberg is cashing out).

      His net worth, incidentally, which includes his partial ownership of Facebook, is $13.5 billion.

    48. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to popular belief, fat people are generally not so stupid they don't realise eating more makes you fatter. Often, obesity is caused by an unusual metabolism (the body converts as much of the food intake as it can into fat)

      Contrary to popular belief, obesity caused by glandular or metabolic problems is pretty rare.

      The reason most people gain weight is that they simply do not realize how many extra calories they're eating.

    49. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by morkk · · Score: 1

      "I got a rule. I never let go of money I don't have to^H^H."

      FTFY
      But where does this insane idea that FB is worth $50b come from? Just because Goldman-Sachs bought themselves a whole heap of fuck-all? *cough* myspace *cough*

    50. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      You let your unfortunate past color your judgment. Its a common thing, but try to be objective. Addiction is no more of a rational decision than it is for you to decide you would rather have sex than eat nutritiously. A person may decide to take the first drink so-to-speak but they don't choose to be addicted. They feel good when they use, meanwhile it prevents them from actually using their higher faculties you think they possess regardless of what they are on. Most people don't have that clarity without total abstinence for years. The limbic system in your brain decides what you crave and how hard you crave it. Its a primitive, controlling, part of your brain you cannot simply ignore without consequences. Most people that develop addiction have other untreated problems like depression and/or anxiety. You may as well tell a chronically depressed person it is their fault for not wanting to live any more.

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    51. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I don't understand is why the guy waited so long to sue. He says it's because he only recently found the contract while looking for other papers. I see. I forget that I own a large majority of a major corporation all the time.

      I know!!! Me too! I'm digging through my emails right now to see if there are any multi-billion dollar companies I'm a majority owner of that I also forgot about...

    52. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is possibly the most insightful thing I've seen on /. in a decade.

    53. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      I've never been addicted; I've known alcoholics and coke addicts. I've seen their absurdly destructive behaviour that they knew was absurdly destructive. These were otherwise successful people who were not obviously weak-willed.

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    54. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that Zuckerberg is destitute, but he doesn't have $50 billion.
      ...
      His net worth, incidentally, which includes his partial ownership of Facebook, is $13.5 billion.

      What's the difference? A billion here, a billion there, and soon you're talking real money.

    55. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      I pretty much detest the fact you slant Gates here. Java was a competitor. And Microsoft did what any competitive company would do, oust its competitors. Business, plain and simple.

      Gates gives so much of his fortune to the Gates Foundation, he is in a very small group of the very elite who is graceful with their personal earnings.

    56. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      The only thing I don't understand is why the guy waited so long to sue. He says it's because he only recently found the contract while looking for other papers. I see...

      To think.. I get psyched when I find a 20$ bill in the laundry.

    57. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had wrote out most of my story starting from my car accident (both legs crushed) to the settlement in court with the doctor who refused to remove me from OxyContin 5 years after other doctors had said I should have been removed.*

      Then I thought better of it and realized I was on slashdot where smug assholes come to roost. So fuck you.

      *I didn't sue for millions of dollars or anything like that but only the cost of 4 months in a suboxone clinic. He lost his license to practice medicine after 37 other patients did the same. It sucks living out in the sticks and the 60 year old local doctor has no other patients/income other than his junkie zombies that the state of Kentucky requires to visit monthly to get their medication.

    58. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by iamhassi · · Score: 3, Informative

      Really?

      Ebay? Google? Yahoo? Unix? Craigslist? All greedy bastards?

      Ok maybe the people that started them aren't all 50 billionaires, but they all have more money than they know what to do with and I don't think they're all greedy bastards... or am I wrong?

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      my karma will be here long after I'm gone
    59. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Ryanrule · · Score: 1

      he doesnt have 50. that company is worth maybe one.

    60. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      I would at least help the people that got me to where I was. Remember that saying "Karma's a bitch?" Yes it is, I've watched plenty of people who thought they could cheat their way through life fall, sometimes very hard.

      Just keep your nose clean and treat people how you'd like to be treated and life isn't that bad. Try screwing the world and the world will screw back.

      Zuckerberg could have fixed all of this if he would have just contacted the twins and ceglia back in '06 or '07 and said "hey guys, I have a few million and I want to give you a few million for helping me out, what do you say?" Guarantee they would have all said "HELL YES!" but no, zuckerberg decided to be a coward and keeps ending up in court with movies about how big an ass he is. Billions can't change public opinion of someone and right now he's not well liked, I'd rather be a well-loved millionaire than a much hated billionaire IMHO.

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    61. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by realperseus · · Score: 1

      I think the same intoxicant caught up with Mark Zuckerberg. At one time he probably would have been thrilled to have enough to by a modest house and a sports car. Now it's snowballing and he wants to keep in snowballing for himself. Looks rather like it's beginning to melt.

      Money also draws people that love money, think people that literally dream about making money with other peoples money. Zuckerburg attracted these types of people with his money. These folks perhaps said "Listen, we can double-triple-quadruple-makemore of what you have now. Just follow us". This, coupled with greed, has produced many of the 1% of the population that control 40% of the wealth here in the states.

      One day from now, we'll be buying our gasoline/petro from the HSBC gas station. Then again, we already maybe doing that..

      --
      "Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did.." Homer Simpson
    62. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 0

      What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion? Still more money than he could spend in his lifetime.

      Lol, omfg... ur serious?

      I could piss away 50 billion in 3 months. I just sat here and wrote
      down the first week and I'm already thru 10 billion... and that's not
      even into the investing portion of the spending spree.

      First day... I'm a car nut, so I'd buy every car on my 'list'. First 10
      cars burn up over $20 mil. Probably close to $30 mil if I'm doing a
      "i want it now". Actually, this is an *edit*, while I was thinking
      about it... just the Ferrari's alone would burn thru $20 million.

      The remaining list would soak a half bil easily. And that's just cars.

      Vehicles... like this one,
      http://www.autoblog.com/2006/01/22/gm-futurliner-rewrites-barrett-jackson-record-books-hammers-to/
      I would try to buy, he lives about 10mi away...
      http://maps.google.com/?&ll=33.609301,-112.199248&spn=0.001087,0.00182&t=h&z=20
      $4 mil, gone...

      First day of vehicles could hit $1 billion, pretty easily.

      Second day... boats. cmon. another half billion easy.

      Third day... planes. Really? 1 Good one, quarter million.
      Gotta get the Marine One quality copter, another $241 million.
      I guess I could just buy the old one?
      http://www.taxpayertreasurehunt.com/index.php/Cancellation_of_Marine_One_Procurement
      http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/vh-71.htm
      http://www.top5pedia.com/Top5%20Military/MostExpensiveAircrafts.html

      Then you have to do what most rappers forget to do,
      http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/11/nate-dogg-foreclosure-pomona-house-died-dead/
      http://blogs.wsj.com/developments/2010/06/04/rapper-chamillionaire-ridin-into-foreclosure-on-houston-mansion/
      http://www.allmandandlee.com/bankruptcy_blog/bankruptcy-law/even-rapper-jay-z-battles-foreclosure/
      set some of that money aside in an interest bearing
      or investment grade account to pay for storage of all
      that stuff you just bought.

      I think I'd run out of money before 45 days... but
      90 days is just a comfortable, I'm sure it'd be all gone
      by then amount of time.

      So, whomever thinks, $50 billion is more than someone
      could spend (laughably) in a lifetime... doesn't have a lot
      of imagination or desire.

      -AI

      --
      For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion
    63. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did you here that? Over hear at my house? Nice troll attempt, idiot.

    64. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      Or they simply have cheaper habits than you. I'm not a car nut (although if I had a fortune drop in my lap there are some cars I'd like to own), I have no reason to want a boat or a plane (no interest in either of those things), and even if I found an extravagant home I wanted, I'd be hard-pressed to come up with a home for myself that put a dent in $50 billion. I live by myself and have no desire to have a huge house I never use most of, and smaller houses are going to be reasonably priced even if you do trick them out.

      I would do some things such as buy the best gaming rig I can put together, buy a few really nice guitars I've always wanted, and a few other small (for a billionaire) but extravagant (for my current income) purchases I've wanted. That's it, though. I would have a very hard time burning through that much money.

      Also note that you said you'd invest or save, so you haven't run out of money in your scenario. You've just stopped spending what you have, to let it make you more money.

      --
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    65. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tokul · · Score: 1

      What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion?

      50 billion in cash or 50 billion in overinflated stock options?

    66. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Your two statements are not mutually exclusive. One could be honest, yet greedy. A famous example would be Warren Buffett, who is perhaps the anti-thesis of the "evil, rich men" stereotype. However, he has quite honestly admitted that he is greedy, not because he covets wealth but because to him, money is a scorecard. And even so, he has shown himself to be a man of integrity - for instance, he has openly stated his disagreement with the concept of inheritance, and keeping in line with his beliefs, he has slated for most of his wealth (~90%) to be given away to various charitable organizations.

      And unlike Zuckerberg, he is completely self-made, and is worth just as much (and has much more tangible holdings to his name, too).

    67. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you George who spent a summer at LANL, by any chance?

      ~m

    68. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say that an alcoholic chooses to go out and buy a bottle of booze and you'd be right. I'm curious though how you'd explain why said alcoholic would feel like they need to do so. Is that overwhelming feeling voluntary? Addiction isn't the actions that people indeed choose to take, it is the motivation for those actions even in the face of the often obvious harm they do to ones self. Do you believe that people are entirely rational beings or something? I suppose it is fortunate for you that you have never experienced a harmful addiction but it would be pretty astonishing to discover that you had never done anything in the past on impulse that was not entirely rational. Addiction affects people through this entirely human mechanism. Of course, the downside to you never having experienced a harmful addiction is that you assume to know how they affect real people who aren't you.

    69. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      To be fair to Mr. Zuckerberg, he was already a greedy, cheap bastard before he became rich.

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    70. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by ShakaUVM · · Score: 2

      >>The only thing I don't understand is why the guy waited so long to sue

      Yeah. It might cost him any hope of winning, too:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laches_(equity)

    71. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Thing is, Zuckerberg apparently sold 50% of his business to quite a number of people.
      If Zuckerberg were honest to his investors, he'd probably own less than 1% of Facebook (which I'd still be quite happy with, but, well...).

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    72. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      English grammar lessons alone would set you back a few million dollars!

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    73. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by FaxeTheCat · · Score: 1

      Then they have to be extremely lucky. All mail servers my emails went through around that time are long gone (replaced with completely new systems twice, actually). And I would highly doubt that any university keep email logs for 6-7 years... even less keep copies of the emails.

    74. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by CarlDenny · · Score: 1

      I think it's less about the money and more about control over the company for a founders.

    75. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by pr0t3uS · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      As someone said to me when i was young: there are two ways to become rich - honest but illegal and legal but dishonest.

    76. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Sara+Chan · · Score: 2

      You don't get $50 billion by not being a greedy bastard. No one earns $50 billion honestly.

      Wrong. E.g. Warren Buffett.

    77. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by a_hanso · · Score: 1

      You mean being a philanthropist with all the money collected by driving a lot of small and medium software/hardware companies out of business? Perhaps he saw the light in his old age and changed his ways (in which case more power to him), but somehow I doubt it.

    78. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He hasn't got 50 billion. He's worth 50 billion. The difference is about 50 billion.

    79. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by wild_oscar · · Score: 1

      I did! Do you want to know how? I will be glad to tell you. Just transfer me 20 euro through paypal and I'll tell you the secret.

    80. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Hell, my last birthday I found a $100 bill I had tucked into a small pocket of my wallet and must have completly forgotten about, a nice surprise present to myself.

    81. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Precisely. It's not that he can't afford ten billion, it's that he can't afford to make it seem easy to get ten billion - or any sum - out of him. If it was just a case of presenting a couple of emails, he'd have a million litigants banging on his door the day after. Regardless of whether he wins or loses, Zuckerberg absolutely has to make sure that every media outlet and blog around gives an account of how incredibly difficult and harrowing it was to go up against him.

    82. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse hard and impossible. It's can be hard, even agonizingly so, for people to lose while still remaining healthy. But it's not impossible. Anyone can lose weight with enough exercise and a controlled diet that concentrates on both what foods are eaten and how much of those foods are eaten (both aspects are necessary...any diet that deals with only one of the two will not work for everyone.)

      Also don't confuse not feeling sated or feeling hungry with starving. We, as human beings, have the ability to rationalize our decisions in a way that other animals don't. We can logically determine that we're done eating even when our bodies are telling us that we haven't eaten enough. Hunger is a sensation that can be unpleasant, but it's not detrimental if we've eaten the right amount of food.

      Quite often it seems like these conversations devolve because those with weight problems hear that addressing those problems should be easy and those without weight problems hear that addressing weight problems is impossible. The reality is that neither is true, apart from those with metabolisms that keep them healthy without any work. Losing weight is entirely possible for everyone, it's just hard. It requires altering your diet. It can require learning to live with the feeling of being hungry. It requires the dedication to stick to an exercise regimen.

      And these are all things that may not be possible within the context of the way people have structured their lives, but that doesn't mean that it isn't possible in any context. If you're willing to make losing weight your primary life goal, everyone can do it. But most people aren't willing to make that commitment. Most people aren't willing to quit a stress-causing job that doesn't allow time for meal preparation, exercise and the correct amount of sleep. Most people aren't willing to spend time cooking meals that are often more expensive and less tasty. And most people aren't willing to endure the feeling of constantly being hungry that you get when you start to adjust your portion size downward from the excessive amount we Americans have become accustomed to. And if you're not willing to make those concessions, it's very easy to see the task as impossible when it's most certainly not the case.

      FWIW, I'm not obese, but I did recently change my life pretty radically for the winter. I went from eating 3 meals per day and sitting at a desk for 8+ hours a day to eating 2 smaller meals and spending the entire day outside skiing. This was not intended as a weight loss measure since I started out at a healthy weight, but what little fat I had to lose, I've lost. It's made me realize that the life I was living prior to this winter (and to which I'll likely return) represents a choice that I'm making about how I treat my body and that there are other choices I can make in that regard. I would posit that most obese people have not examined their lives fully and identified all the choices they're making that are keeping them fat.

    83. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Xest · · Score: 1

      Yep, even my CEO who is a billionaire I wouldn't say is greedy, he's a fairly decent chap, despite his fortunes he's regularly away from home working to make more money.

      It's not greedy, to him it's clearly a hobby, something he enjoys, he tries to increase his wealth just like a geek in an arcade tries to increase his high score- he doesn't want the money or have any use for the money beyond simply having a nice house, nice car, and no worries, he just wants to try and earn as much as he can simply for the challenge of doing so.

    84. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So says anonymous....

    85. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The $1,000 check that Zuckerberg cashed, hard to fake that. Zuckerberg has got to be one of the biggest con-artists of the 21st century, why doesn't he just admit it and give these people 10 billion and move on? What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion? Still more money than he could spend in his lifetime.

      It's not like he actually has the 50 billion sitting in his bank though. Hopefully when Facebook goes bust next year, Zuckerberg will end up with a couple of dollars in change and a place reserved for him in hell.

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    86. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, that's great. You hate fat people and addicts, but you wouldn't invest any money to health/body education programs, methadone clinics (for the people who CAN'T "just quit" or they'd probably die), etc. So in the end you'd just end up with more of the things you hate so much.

    87. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Your idea of "doing what is right" seems to involve being a miserly asshole with your closest family, and otherwise just looking out for yourself.
      Which sounds like a pretty good definition of most billionaires' lifestyle.

      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    88. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      When I lived in Lithuania, I saw enough thyroid problems that I couldn't call it rare. Same with melanomas.

      Both were a secondary result of Chernobyl fifteen years before -- and the very bad lifestyle choice was that of living in the path of radioactive iodine and cesium.

      I think that in the area of Japan, obesity will start to be a problem for a significant .5 - 1 percent of the population: those who don't actually die of thyroid cancer, but have a damaged thyroid.

      It isn't all lifestyle choices. Sometimes it is; sometimes it isn't. Be careful, because an ill-timed remark can simply add to the burden of a person who already has burdens past counting. I'm sure they won't judge you as the cause of all their troubles -- but they won't count you as a ray of sunshine in their life, either.

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    89. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by m50d · · Score: 1

      AIUI (just from reading slashdot, mind), that's mostly from his wife's side; Bill doesn't care so much about it, but she likes doing it and they can afford it, so why not.

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    90. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Do you know, I think that if your friendships are based on "share with me", then no -- your friends will never be satisfied with how much you give them. And the sibling poster before me is right, too, in that the signal-to-noise ration becomes terrible for friendships.

      And I'm sure that that is part of the cause of the problem, that makes it hard to solve the problem.

      But there was a time when I worked for a man who was my father's former student, and on his way to being a billionaire. Now, that man had worked for a company that treated him more than justly, and thus had a good deal of money from one of his inventions (designed on company time) to start up his own business.

      Unfortunately, it does not seem that he did the same for his own employees. For his own employees, he liked to hire them, use them for a while, and push them out. His non-competition agreements became quite abusive. And he always viewed remuneration in terms of "giving them" stuff, instead of justice. So in terms of those who were not on an equal and independent financial basis as him, he developed very few friendships or relationships with employees *except* for the "give me" attitude. That made him resentful.

      The problem is, perhaps, that he viewed that his company was his, so what it earned was his. In other words, he was under the illusion that he was a self-made man.

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    91. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      The "UNIX" in that list doesn't actually make much sense. It's, originally, the name of a single operating system developed at Bell Labs by a group of AT&T developers. Nowadays it's the trademark used to describe operating systems which pass the Single UNIX Specification tests...

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    92. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Zuckerberg has got to be one of the biggest con-artists of the 21st century, why doesn't he just admit it and give these people 10 billion and move on? What's 10 billion when you already have 50 billion? Still more money than he could spend in his lifetime.

      Because it's not about the money to him. To quote a wise man, it's about "winning".

      Heck, even in the movie - if it's to be believed - his main motivation was fame, and he seemed almost pathologically addicted to screwing people. Screwing this guy and lying (badly) to cover it would be in keeping with the guy portrayed in the movie.

      Interestingly, narcissists - which would apparently describe the Zuckerberg portrayed in the movie - seem to be almost universally bad liars. I'm not a psychologist, just something I've observed over the years. Seems they overestimate their abilities to dupe people, not get caught, their intelligence in general, etc.

    93. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      before I can agree to hire someone for even minor things like painting my house - because if I don't, they'll find a way to chisel another 20-30% out of me.

      They try that anyway. Normally by not finishing on time and threatening to just leave it unfinished if you don't pay them for the extra days.

    94. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what I'd do with $50 billion?

      Two girls at the same time.

    95. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, except perhaps Craig. He has carefully and deliberately limited his wealth, is trying to do some great things, and Craigslist has prospered rather than floundered because of his efforts.

      As to Unix - do you mean Linux? Linus seems like a pretty good guy, not a greedy bastard. No megacorp there. And Unix wasn't one man's thing as far as I'm aware.

    96. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Remember that saying "Karma's a bitch?" Yes it is, I've watched plenty of people who thought they could cheat their way through life fall, sometimes very hard.

      There are plenty of people who cheat their way through life and never fail. Just look at all the Investment Bankers in the world.

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    97. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. It's voluntary to start. If you jump out of a plane with no parachute, you'll probably regret it before you hit the ground -- it's still suicide, not murder by gravity.

    98. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he saw the light in his old age and changed his ways (in which case more power to him), but somehow I doubt it.

      I don't admire the way BG aquired his wealth but from as far back as the DOS days he said he would give most of it to charity after he turned 55, I think he deserves some credit for putting $30 billion where his mouth was.

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    99. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Ebay? Google? Yahoo? Unix? Craigslist? All greedy bastards?

      It seems to have escaped your notice that none of these are people. .

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    100. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it takes a special kind of sick mind to think they need and even deserve that kind of stuff. If it were me, I would be into some SERIOUS charity work. Trouble is, I would be really picky about who/what deserves things.

      You have just shown why we shouldn't depend on the charitable whims of rich twats to run society, and incidentally why these same rich twats should be taxed at something approaching 100% of their wealth so that it can be used for the general good, and not for the twisted delusional fantasies of a psychopathic elite.

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    101. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Why would you take medication you didn't need? You seem to be one of the classic cases where you place yourself in the care of another and then hold them accountable for anything that goes wrong.

      I have a fear of addiction. I have not been addicted to any chemicals and I don't want to "try it" either. One time I needed to go to the dentist because for the first time in my whole life I experienced a tooth ache and it was a pain I had trouble controlling myself. The dentist wrote me a prescription for a narcotic. I hesitated, then I bought it, then I didn't take it... I discovered naproxen... worked great. As I avoid medications where possible, when I do take them, they work REALLY well. I consider that to be a benefit of not being a casual pill-popper. The need for the narcotic disappeared soon enough and I tossed them.

      People should be too afraid of addiction to even try this stuff. I just don't know why they aren't.I find it all quite puzzling.

    102. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Except he hasn't been preparing for battle all this time. Unlike the twins who seem to have fighting with Zuckerberg since the beginning, Celigia only came into the picture when he "accidentally" found the contract. Note that he's hasn't been searching for the contract for years.

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    103. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      There's an old saying "when you're in a hole, stop digging." In your case that should be "when you're an a-hole, stop digging."

      Now fuck off back to reading Ayn Rand in your mom's basement.

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    104. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you don't get $50 billion dollars, by being generous conciderate, and satisfied with "enough".

      The only way to get that much money is to be greedy.

    105. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      A 3rd party stops being independent when 50% of facebook is at stake.
      Many admins would be happy to forge email logs for a few million $.

    106. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Raenex · · Score: 1

      These were otherwise successful people who were not obviously weak-willed.

      If they can't stop and they rationally want to, they are weak-willed. As much as they may desire their drug of choice, they always have the choice.

      Imagine if they had a kill device hooked up to them that would instantly kill them if they took their drug again. As miserable as it would make them, I bet most people would not take the drug. It clearly is a matter of choice.

      The other thing is that addiction doesn't happen overnight, and the problems of addiction are well-known. If you start down that path, you do so voluntarily. Personal responsibility has to count for something.

      Somebody who gets leukemia didn't have a choice. They have a disease. Somebody who's addicted is not in the same boat.

    107. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Would you tell a diabetic that he "should stop complaining and not eat so much sugar"?

      Anybody who's diabetic should definitely not be eating sugar.

      After all, both diabetes and skin cancer are often caused by life-style choices. Why is it more socially acceptable to assume obese people are idiots?

      Having lived a life of junk-food and binging on sweets, and ending up diabetic myself, I can tell you I accept personal responsibility for it. I knew eating like that wasn't good for me. Without personal responsibility, what do you have? Might as well say every wrong action is a disease, because you had no choice but to give in to your baser instincts.

    108. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Raenex · · Score: 1

      There's an old saying "when you're in a hole, stop digging."

      So shouldn't the addicts or on the path to become addicts follow that advice?

    109. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're 100% right. It's voluntary. Just like sleep and breathing. The only difference is that you won't die if you neglect to indulge an addiction. So for a perfect metaphor lets compare it to water-boarding.

      Get off your high horse you fuck.

      I used to make fun of cigarette smokers because I couldn't relate to their addiction. I even started smoking for a year when I was 20, just to show how easy it was to quit. For a year I smoked ~2packs/week. A year later I made the decision to quit and did so cold-turkey. No fuss, no problem.

      It wasn't until I went back to college that I found out that a small percentage of people don't seem to have trouble quiting smoking. Something like 1 in 10. For the same reason you can't understand alcoholism, I couldn't understand nicotine addiction. It didn't impact me.

      Although I've never succumbed, I can relate to alcoholism because it has a much more powerful impact on me. 100 times since high school I've seen 1 drink/week turn in to 1 drink/day turn in to 3 drinks/day. Every time this has happened I've gotten scared and quit cold-turkey for several months. But every time I start drinking again, the same pattern of behavior creeps back up on me.

      Everyone has a vice they use in excess to hide from their problems. Mine is sex. For some people it's adrenaline, gambling, or making money/work. You don't have to know someone for long to figure out what their's is. You may have a vice which makes you a more productive member of society than a crack-head, but don't pretend to be holier than though because society encourages your addictions.

      It's not hard won self-discipline which makes you more fortunate, and you'll be a more attractive person when you quit believing your shit doesn't stink.

    110. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1

      One of the benefits of Asperger's. I tend to be much more rational than typical humans. When other children "hit back" my response had been "why are you doing this to me?" Been this way my whole life. It has never been my instinct to throw things when angered. I think the most irrational thing I have been known to do is raise my voice in anger and I'm still not sure why I do that. But the very notion of seeking comfort by putting something into your body is weird to me and doesn't make sense. Sure, my discovery of naproxen was enlightening, but I have never taken more than 5 my entire life. I seek causes as my first route to a remedy. Why people don't do that escapes me.

      I'm hoping that Asperger's is the next step in human evolution and not merely a convenient defect. The world could use a lot more rational people.

    111. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong

    112. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      All misery is voluntary, as you can always kill yourself if it's all too much to bear. So fuck helping hose weaker than yourself, they've brought everything on themselves, their pain, their poverty and their effrontery in expecting us Ubermenschen to help them.

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    113. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have bounced between size 32 and 34 more than once

      is that your dick size in millimetres?

    114. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't all lifestyle choices. Sometimes it is; sometimes it isn't.

      At least 70% of the time it is. The good news is that means you can make positive changes. The bad news is you can't place the responsibility elsewhere.

      Be careful, because an ill-timed remark can simply add to the burden of a person who already has burdens past counting. I'm sure they won't judge you as the cause of all their troubles -- but they won't count you as a ray of sunshine in their life, either.

      Well, I'm one of those weirdos who believes that a disturbing truth is better than a comforting falsehood.

      I don't go around telling people they should lose weight, but if they express a desire to get in shape, they should know that it's possible and there is hope. Blaming genetics or HFCS or whatever is just dis-empowering yourself.

    115. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Talonius · · Score: 1

      Thank you for recognizing the difference. I'm tired of having people tell me that "if you weren't so fat you wouldn't have diabetes." Sorry -- I've been a Type 1 diabetic for 28 years. The obesity is a partial side effect of the large amount of insulin I take, itself a side effect of insulin resistance, which is a side affect of my lengthy history of it.

      Type 1 diabetes is believed to usually develop because of an auto immune disorder... making it genetic rather than a failure to maintain physical fitness.

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      My reality check bounced.
    116. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      You're so ignorant it scares me.

      First, just because it's easy for you, it doesn't mean it's easy for everyone else. You're the kind of person who'd hit a left-handed child because they "chose" to use the wrong hand.

      Second, it's a medical fact that there are biological and hereditary components to obesity. If your metabolism doesn't convert fat to usable energy, it doesn't matter how little you eat. You'll just get weaker and weaker without losing any weight.

      Of course, almost everyone will lose weight if they literally starve themselves every day of their lives, but that will not only require enormous will-power, it will also make you extremely tired and unable to concentrate, and be detrimental to your health. Someone with metabolic problems may be able to lose weight in theory, but the price in terms of health may be so high it's more rational to just stay fat.

      Of course there are people who just rationalise their obesity, but that doesn't justify assuming that everyone with weight problems chose to be that way. That makes you just as bad as them. It's prejudiced, bigoted and ignorant.

      The assumption that everything is a choice clashes with facts. That means the assumption must be false, even if it means you have to change your world-view. You can chose to stay ignorant, or you can chose to face the facts.

    117. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      Yes, thanks for pointing it out.

      Naturally, I don't believe people chose to have diabetes - I was just trying to show how you can apply the same type of reasoning to other types of medical problems, and how absurd it sounds.

    118. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      Contrary to popular belief, obesity caused by glandular or metabolic problems is pretty rare.

      The reason most people gain weight is that they simply do not realize how many extra calories they're eating.

      There are also other reasons - many people who suffer from obesity have reduced sensations of hunger and fullness. The feedback system which tells them when to start and stop eating is impaired. This isn't psychological - it can be seen in infants soon after birth.

      Of course, that's a little harder for outsiders to understand, so it's easier to just blame it on "metabolic problems". Many people don't realise that everyone - even themselves - are controlled by instincts, and that eating or not eating is not a free choice, for them or for anyone else. The people who got lucky and were born with better instincts believe they just chose to act that way.

      Of course, in a situation where food is scarce and starvation common, the obese ones are the ones with the best instincts.

    119. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1
    120. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      I'd take the 70% figure with a huge grain of salt, though. Diet and its health effects is one of those areas where science is really uncertain and the conventional wisdom changes every second decade.

    121. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      Then tell me this: if you realised how bad it was, why did you do it? Doesn't it prove your baser instincts DID control you?

      Did the concept of personal responsibility help you eat any better?

    122. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't. Giving each family member a few million dollars is not miserly nor does it make one an asshole. The point is that if you give away money too freely you have relatives you never even knew coming out of the wood works asking for handouts. I have a cousin that had this happen to him when he inherited a few million dollars. People would literally not stop bothering him for handouts once he gave his sister something in the tens of thousands of dollars. He finally had to cut off ties with some of his family because they would non-stop try to guilt him into giving them cash. I would make damn sure my parents would be responsibly retired (i.e. no yachts nor mansions but a really nice place to live and plenty of money to enjoy life), and my brother would have all of his college paid for, a condo, a car and a trust fund. The parent post talked about some idiot that went broke when he won 40 million because he didn't know how to make the money work for him, and gave it away too freely. That wouldn't happen to me.

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    123. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been addicted to something? Heroin? Painkillers? Cocaine? Any actual experience of addiction?

      Yep, been hooked on one of the most addictive substances known to man for 35yrs (nicotine). South Park was spot on, the only cure for my "disease" is to decide I want to be cured.

      How is it involuntary?

      All I can do to try and explain addiction to someone who has not experienced it is to offer a philosophical quote from Einstien about the illusion of free will - "A man cannot will what he wills".

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    124. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Opps crossed the quote streams - got to type quickly before my PC falls into that swirly thing that suddenly appeared on my desk.

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    125. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People should be too afraid of addiction to even try this stuff. I just don't know why they aren't.I find it all quite puzzling.

      Substance abuse like alcoholism or nicotine addiction does not start out as something 'scary': it's a socially accepted thing to drink or smoke and there's few barriers against drinking and there's no clear line in the sand to tell how much is too much.

      There are alcoholics who almost never get drunk in the classic sense - but who still destroy themselves by drinking too much.

      Something that is scary to you might not be scary (or scary enough) to others at first sight - and there are genetic traits that make some people more vulnerable to alcohol than others. Problem is, you do not know that beforehand. You do not know how sticky an addiction will be before it's too late to stop.

      If you really believe you can resist chemicals modifying your brain functions try a truth serum or just a sleeping pill one day.

      You really need a bit of compassion deep in your heart to understand any of this, you need to be able to realize that others can be different from you - without it being their fault and without them being worse persons than you.

      You are currently not vulnerable to chemicals (or you were just lucky enough to have the right genes, or you were just lucky enough to never have been tempted enough in your life) - good for you! Just do not assume that their addiction is purely their own bad choice. Some of it is bad choice, some of it is bad genes and some of it is bad luck. How much depends on the person's circumstances and your view that every addict is 100% responsible for their addiction is awfully naive and also rather cruel.

    126. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by jth4242 · · Score: 1

      This is what sickens me. These people have more money than anyone could ever possibly spend, yet STILL manage to be greedy, cheap bastards.

      He can buy companies and these cost a lot.

      Also, I don't see how giving away a fifth of your billions is any different than giving away a fifth of your thousands. Would you want to share your pension with someone else you think he hasn't deserved any of it?

      Also, if you've got friends who consider it a burden to work I would reconsider the friendship. If you consider it a burden to work, I'd reconsider that attitude. Zuckerberg doesn't have to work. But then again he's a greedy bastard. Extorting money and then die as a worthless playboy isn't his cup of tea I suppose.

    127. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody who gets leukemia didn't have a choice. They have a disease. Somebody who's addicted is not in the same boat.

      Unfortunately our universe is not that simple. See for example the asian gene's effect on the likelihood of developing alcoholism.

      People do not have any choice which genes they get born with.

      Obviously bad choice and bad judgement plays a role as well - addiction is a mixture of bad choice and bad luck (bad genes are a form of bad luck).

    128. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, I just objected to the judgemental attitude of the grand-grand parent. I'll just respond to some minor things.

      Also don't confuse not feeling sated or feeling hungry with starving. We, as human beings, have the ability to rationalize our decisions in a way that other animals don't. We can logically determine that we're done eating even when our bodies are telling us that we haven't eaten enough. Hunger is a sensation that can be unpleasant, but it's not detrimental if we've eaten the right amount of food.

      Hunger sensations aren't the problem - they're just uncomfortable. The problem is the fatigue and inability to think and act which occur when the body goes into energy-saving mode, especially if you have duties as a spouse, parent or employee.

      f you're willing to make losing weight your primary life goal, everyone can do it. But most people aren't willing to make that commitment. Most people aren't willing to quit a stress-causing job that doesn't allow time for meal preparation, exercise and the correct amount of sleep. [...]

      Not all people have the choice to do so, either. Depending on your background, IQ and social situation, it may not be practically possible to get a job which allows you to care for your health.

      If everything else in your life is fine - you have a good job, disposable income, good relations to friends and family, good self-esteem, is generally healthy, and so on - conquering a problem like overweight doesn't need to be so hard, even if you have a genetic propensity for obesity. For someone who has to devote most of their energy towards making their economy and marriage work every day, the same task can be practically impossible.

      Which is why I'm very reluctant to judge someone.

    129. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Then tell me this: if you realised how bad it was, why did you do it? Doesn't it prove your baser instincts DID control you?

      I made a personal choice to give in to my baser instincts. What if I had killed somebody instead? Or raped some women? Or robbed a bank? In the end, it comes down to choice. By saying somebody has a disease and no choice, you are removing personal responsibility and giving people an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

      Did the concept of personal responsibility help you eat any better?

      In the end, it did. Type 2 diabetes is a gradual disease. I changed my lifestyle and turned my health around. It was hard as hell, too, but I made the choice. The alternative was to continue as I was doing and rely on drugs that aren't very effective.

    130. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by twebb72 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't change the fact that people here slant Gates because they don't see the difference between the individual and the company.

    131. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by brit74 · · Score: 1

      "Bill Gates may have been a decent enough fellow at one time, but even he wanted to RUIN Java as he saw it as a threat to his empire. Really. The man was already worth more than a billion and he wanted more, more, moar."

      I don't think it's because their greed is boundless.

      I think it's for a few different reasons: people get used to whatever their current situation is. This is known as "anchoring" - which is comparing your situation to whatever your situation was. Are you going up or are you going down? People often imagine themselves being very generous when they imagine themselves in the role of someone much richer - but that's because, for us, that extra money seems like a windfall, and people are always much more generous with windfalls (there's plenty of psychological studies that show that people treat windfalls differently than "earned money"). People in third-world countries often blame people in the first world, too, for not helping them out more - in their perception, we always want more, more, more so we can buy a bigger house, better car, newest gadgets while they're starving, having trouble getting clean water, or getting education. To them, the greed of everyone in the middle and upper classes in the developed world - also seems boundless.

      Also, people don't want to lose. Once you're on top, you don't want to be overthrown by a threat you could've/should've stopped. I mean, if a guy rises to the top and becomes CEO and earns tens of millions of dollars, he still doesn't want to get disgraced by having some upstart middle-manager come around, knock him over, and take his position out from underneath him. Even if the CEO earned more money than he'll ever spend, there's still the disgrace of "losing", of not stopping a threat that ultimately knocked him out of the game. In a lot of cases, these are the people who acted shrewdly their whole lives to get where they are, they're in the habit of countering threats, there's a certain pride in being able to navigate the strategic landscape and win, but now they're supposed to turn off that ingrained habit and allow themselves to be dethroned because they've "earned enough". For many rich people, money is a way of keeping score.

    132. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunger sensations aren't the problem - they're just uncomfortable. The problem is the fatigue and inability to think and act which occur when the body goes into energy-saving mode, especially if you have duties as a spouse, parent or employee.

      If you are going into "energy saving mode," you're cutting too many calories.

      If you run a caloric deficit and exercise moderately, your metabolism will stay up and you will lose weight. It may take a long time, but then it takes a long time to accumulate the fat too. If you have normal metabolism, your body will convert fat back to energy.

      Plus, the exercise will keep your energy up and your mental agility sharp.

      The problem is, most people trying to lose weight don't stick to their diets, or skip the exercise, or don't track their calorie intake accurately. There is no magic bullet, but the bottom line is you need to burn more calories than you eat. Nobody else can control what you put in your stomach.

    133. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I am sympathetic to people with weaknesses and problems. I cannot be sympathetic to people with problems that are caused by their own behavior. Where I might be "lacking" in compassion is my refusal to accept compulsion disorders. We are literally talking about something in which the "remedy" is to STOP DOING IT.

      Let's say I have this inexplicable need to punch people in the face at every opportunity. It just feels good. I have to do it. I need to do it. I can't feel normal unless I am punching someone in the face. Recently, I have been finding myself in jail because of my addiction. Won't someone please help me???

    134. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I get what you are trying to say, but it is not likely that anyone is forcing stuff into the bodies of addicts. The "cure" is to stop doing it. The cure of other misery would be to limit what one person can do to another. It's called law and we have an abundance of law.

      People have always held me to be responsible for my own actions. The law holds people responsible for their own actions (mostly but with exceptions). Why are addicts and others seeking to free people from responsibility for their actions? This requirement of responsibility is a large part of how society holds itself together.

      See if you can find my other commentary about my "addiction" to punching people in the face. Does that argument hold up? If not (which it certainly cannot) then why is the same argument valid for addicts?? We are talking about people who do things and then claim they are not responsible for them.

    135. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that.

      I'm 25% curious to see how this ends up. The other 75% of me is outside and living my life away from facebook.

    136. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      they have small dicks, so karma's still a bitch ;)

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      my karma will be here long after I'm gone
    137. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry to disagree with you but as someone that was addicted to meth (2year every day) and recovered i would have to agree that it is a voluntary misery. i was at to the point that when i was on it i felt normal and i felt sick when started to come down. but i am the one that put my self there not anyone else and i was the only one that could stop me from doing it. Someone that doesn't want to quite never can be forced to. addiction it made one choose at a time and it drive me cray to hear people blame anyone but them self for addiction. One day i though i was hallucinating cuz i could get high reality look that funny to me, i decided to stop and went threw the shit storm of withdraw and never touched the stuff again but getting addicted is something you let happen, every time you do a drug you choose to do it your not forced. You may hurt from withdraws but you make the choose to get ride of the pain with the drug instead of enduring the pain and getting over the addiction. when you got over your addiction it was cuz you choose to stop drink. the help you sough may have mad the choose appear to be easier but in the end it was the fact that you choose not to drink any more that got you over your addiction like it was your choose to keep drinking that was your addiction.

    138. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd take the 70% figure with a huge grain of salt, though. Diet and its health effects is one of those areas where science is really uncertain and the conventional wisdom changes every second decade.

      Studies and surveys show over and over again that Americans are eating more, increasing the percentage of junk food and empty calories, and exercising less.

      Therefore, if we see an increase in obesity it must be due to genes?

      Your denial is palpable.

    139. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      Also note that you said you'd invest or save, so you haven't run out of money in your scenario. You've just stopped spending what you have, to let it make you more money.

      Too true, with my investing background, truly pissing
      away 50 bil would be silly. Still, it would be illiquid
      assets. =) And they would be darn risky investments!

      lol

      -AI

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    140. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      You seem to be reading things into my text that I didn't put there.

      Also, you need to be careful when you interpret statistics. The increase in obesity over time may be caused by changes to life-style, but that doesn't say anything about what causes the differences between individuals.

      You must also be careful when you apply statistical truths to the individual. If obesity is caused by life-style 70% of the time, it means it's not caused by life-style 30% of the time, so telling fat people to stop complaining and shape up is not really prudent.

    141. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      If you are going into "energy saving mode," you're cutting too many calories.

      The problem (well, one of them) is that different people seem to have a different threshold to go into energy saving mode. You don't need to have a glandular disease - it's a part of the normal variation between individuals. For some people, this seems to be the reason it's much harder to lose weight than for others.

    142. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by metacell · · Score: 1

      What made you change your choice?

      If, for example, the doctor warned you what could happen to your health, and that scared you and made you sober up, it means your survival instinct caused you to change your choice.

      I agree that personal responsibility is important too, though. It's one of the many drives which push us around. But to change one's life, I think it's important to find a way to let your instincts and drives work for you instead of against you. You can't conquer them by will-power alone.

    143. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Raenex · · Score: 1

      But in the end, it came down to personal choice. To say I had no choice to start and no choice to stop is the problem. Somebody who gets leukemia never had a choice.

    144. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by airdweller · · Score: 0

      That's just wrong. It's well known that some people are genetically predispositioned to certain health conditions. I'd say that _most_ (not _all_ ) addictions or health problems start with bad decisions.
      PS. Metacell is absolutely right.

    145. Re:Stupid Zuckerberg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have. He's right.

  8. Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like we'll be seeing a sequel to "The Social Network". Coming to a theatre near you in 2012!

    1. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by martin-boundary · · Score: 2

      Looks like we'll be seeing a sequel to "The Social Network". Coming to a theatre near you in 2012!

      Or maybe a prequel that breaks cannon? Exciting! I hope it has a JarJar character in it!

    2. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then a third movie in 2014 or 2015, in which the Winklevoss twins (much like the evil Cobra Kai sensei in Karate Kid 3) make a return to try to exact revenge on the boy wonder.

      "If a man can't play Farmville, he can't fight!"

    3. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0

      Sorry to do this to you, but as an avid Star Trek fan I can most assuredly tell you that the word you are looking for is a synonym of "scripture", name "canon", which we trekkies moan about more than Star Wars fans since bloody Enterprise, and then WORSE, the new "movie", tear our canon to shreds on more than one occasion...

      The cannon you are using fires projectiles, I doubt you meant to say that the new Social Network film will break these antique weapons somehow.

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    4. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      Shit after all that perfect grammar there's a simple typo, with no excuse whatsover for it's existence, in my otherwise great comment. ...synonym of "scripture", namely "canon"...

      FTFM (Fixed That For Me, before someone else claims the points for doing so!)

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    5. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      Shit after all that perfect grammar there's a simple typo, with no excuse whatsover for it's existence, in my otherwise great comment. ...synonym of "scripture", namely "canon"...

      FTFM (Fixed That For Me, before someone else claims the points for doing so!)

      "It's" should be "its".

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    6. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      >no excuse whatsover for it's existence

      "its"

      You should quit correcting stuff now.

    7. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by broggyr · · Score: 1

      "Muphry's Law" hard at work.

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    8. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by webmistressrachel · · Score: 0

      "You should quit correcting stuff now".

      No. Why the hell should I? The difference between it's and its is far more mistakable, and context ALWAYS tells you the difference anyway.

      With canon and cannon, yes I know it's just a typo, but I don't think the words are ever, EVER interchangable like its and it's are.

      Fundamental language understanding vs. easy to make common mistake. Most people don't even have a wide enough vocabulary to understand what canon means, so my post isn't a correction, it's a fuckin' clarification - not for the poster's sake, for the reader's sake!

      Now fuck off with you Karma mod and your smug easily done correction (you probably correct its and it's everywhere you see it, I have never and will never be so pedantic!).

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    9. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      Cheers, and never mind the buzzkills :)

    10. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      but I don't think the words are ever, EVER interchangable like its and it's are.

      "It's" and "its" are never interchangeable. The former is a contraction of "it is", the latter is the possessive of "it".

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    11. Re:Ceglia Sues For 50% Facebook, Old Emails as Evi by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

      True, and I was angry yesterday when I typed all that without thinking too much, so I will try again to explain the angry flamebait I posted.

      It's simply a very easily made mistake, and you can always tell from context what's meant.

      However, I'm not sure that most people know what canon means - I was in top set at school and in Religious Studies (ugh! Don't worry, as I mentioned in another post canon for me is the Star Trek universe lol!) most people didn't know what that meant in questions and would ask me (or the teacher) to explain.. I was ridiculed through most of school and college because I always did know what I was being asked and to be honest, I do think most people are thick compared to me - because that is what I observe and put up with 24/7 - propping up inadequate people in order to maintain a social existence which I would not have if I were not "useful" to people.

      Oh well, rambling nearly done, and yes you are correct. But the GP, I believe, was just being pedantic about it because my post was a correction. I saw a real need for the correction to take place - BECAUSE THE GRANDPARENT HAD VALUE but could have been brushed aside by the top-set idiots who dominate this world... Thanks for listening.

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  9. Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed by It's+the+tripnaut! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Like!

    1. Re:Zuckerberg more sinister than portrayed by acer123 · · Score: 1

      Where's my mod points? This has to be one of the funniest posts I've seen in a long time.

  10. What is facebook? by s-whs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've not registered with facebook so I can't see much of it. Perhaps good.

    In any event, I wish slashdot would go back to the old days of more tech stuff, with more about programming etc. The latest version of afterstep, new C compilers, and of course other stuff such as physics. But too much business crap just and stuff about drivel level science (e.g. global warming deniers, which anyone can show as being nutters with nearly zero time spent) takes much of the fun away.

    Perhaps I'm misremembering, perhaps I'm getting different interests and don't want to select rubbish any more.

    Being philosophical: I think that's actually what old people have: They are tired of hearing the same old crap again and again from people. They see through the BS and have had enough...

    And all this business stuff is such BS, that will always remain, just like politicians are always bad, in just about all countries. These are given.

    1. Re:What is facebook? by swanzilla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also, I want a normal phone that makes phone calls. Now get off my lawn.

    2. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All former Slashdot readers are hanging out on 4chan. Not because it is techy... but it has less censorship.

      Slashdot killed itself by making AC's life too hard.

      These days people don't register at sites before they don't know they can delete their account again. Slashdot management should wake up and realize this place has been going down for years now.

      Google Trends knows it all.

    3. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure you realize the nature of slashdot. As soon as the second news story was posted, people were complaining that slashdot was not as good as it used to be.

    4. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly true. Today the word "tech" is synonymous with Facebook, Twitter and iPad apps. http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/demotivational-posters-cutting-edge.jpg

    5. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hurrr hurrr hurrr get off my lawn haw haw haw look at me meme jump now i as cool as the other kids in high sk00l!!! u stupid cause u old

      HEY have u seen this "ALL UR BASE" thing yet?

      (Can we all agree the "get off my lawn" meme is old, tired and stupid yet?)

    6. Re:What is facebook? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You and me both. I remember when you might see seventy comments on an especially interesting story, back before passworded user accounts, and twenty or thirty was more usual.

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    7. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot used to be run by tech and science interested kids posting links to stories that interested them.

      Now I don't think they actually care, they take shifts, running 24 hrs / day, and everyone's job is to shift through the mail queue and get so many stories posted per hour.

      Amazing the numbers of tech and science interested readers who still come here though.

    8. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean global warming nutters, which anyone can show as being deluded with nearly zero time spent...
      but that's ok, we all make mistakes

    9. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "which anyone can show as being nutters with nearly zero time spent"

      sigh..

      you are a fucking idiot

    10. Re:What is facebook? by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Yeah slashdot needs more stories about people hacking popular FPS websites (story 3), the release of tech magazines (13) and porn stars managing their own websites (16). What do you think this is: a personal blog!?

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    11. Re:What is facebook? by SEE · · Score: 0

      Your UID suggests you joined long, long after 1999 (the year Jon Katz was added to Slashdot), so what "old days" are you talking about, exactly?

    12. Re:What is facebook? by Compaqt · · Score: 2

      Plenty of people have been reading Slashdot for longer than the time when they were motivated to create an account. Hats off to your foresight to create an account early.

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    13. Re:What is facebook? by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Who waited for the second story?

    14. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All former Slashdot readers are hanging out on reddit.

      Fixed that for you.

    15. Re:What is facebook? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Slashdot used to be for the nerds.

      They've been crowded out by the IT crowd.

      I've seen threads where people ASSUME you're part of the IT profession if you have any presence here on Slashdot.

      I consider 'IT' people as data janitors. Electronic File clerks.

      Now go change the fucking toner in the LJet4 over in accounting.

    16. Re:What is facebook? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      They didn't even used to display the UID number after our names on comments. That only happened after people started fake Bruce Perens accounts to stir up trouble.

      Some of us lose interest and throw away our Slashdot accounts from time to time. Then have to sign up again. I worry about anybody who has clung to their old, old UID and wears it like a badge of honor.

    17. Re:What is facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Now get off my lawn.

    18. Re:What is facebook? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      I had a 4 digit UID...

      but the ISP I used at the time died (literally, it was a one man operation), so I can't get a password reset mail, and I don't remember the password anymore...

    19. Re:What is facebook? by Nobo · · Score: 1

      And all this business stuff is such BS

      This got +5 Insightful?

    20. Re:What is facebook? by SEE · · Score: 1

      A theoretically-valid answer to my explicit point, but, of course, purely speculation on your part whether it applies to him.

      And, of course, not addressing the implicit point that any "golden age" lasted no more than a year and a half, and ended 12 years ago, so even if he was around, why the hell hasn't he gotten used to what Slashdot is by now?

    21. Re:What is facebook? by airdweller · · Score: 0

      ...Sheldon?

  11. let them have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Goatsebook and trollspace becomes the next internet bubbles, Facebook will be worth less than a bag of ramen noodles on Walmart rollback.

  12. How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by Zandamesh · · Score: 1

    And if they are proven legitimate, then what? The guy just gets 50% of Facebook?

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    1. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly. I don't like Zuckerberg and wouldn't put any unethical behavior past him, but this Ceglia guy has a pretty bad reputation, and forging email headers is a middle school level trick. My money is on Ceglia losing this one and being sent to prison.

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    2. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't doubt that emails were exchanged between the two. It's the body of the email that should be in question, not the headers.

      For example, the email could have said 5%. Any idiot with a text editor can change that to 50%.

      Good luck proving anything if Mr. Z didn't sign the messages with PGP.

    3. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldnt give a rats arse about the ownership of facebook as long as a lot if people lose a lot of their imaginary, vastly inflated money in the process

    4. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      I guess you missed the part in the article where they quote the copy of the signed contract they introduced into evidence, along with the cashed check.

    5. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by pastafazou · · Score: 3, Interesting

      if he's smart, he's already bought a few shares, so when he gets his 50%, he has complete control.

    6. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you missed the part where this is Slashdot, the site famous for not reading TFA.

    7. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by mysidia · · Score: 1

      And if they are proven legitimate, then what? The guy just gets 50% of Facebook?

      No... even if they are legitimate; what happens still has to be hashed out in court. There may be some arguments that the guy doesn't get 50% of Facebook, even if they are bonafide.

      One thing is clear... Zuckerburg didn't sign every e-mail; if he didn't uphold his end, then there wasn't a 50/50 split. It is an open question about how the court would go attempting to cure the breach.

      The court might award Ceglia $2,000 plus some additional monetary consideration; if say they determined that what Zuckerburg did with Facebook was way beyond what was covered by the contract, the result might not be 50/50.

      It's also possible the court could determine the e-mails weren't part of the contract -- the 1% a day penalty still applies, and the launch date was so delayed that Ceglia is due 300% of Zuckerberg's interest in Facebook; ZB would then be going bankrupt....

    8. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by didroe84 · · Score: 2

      That's not how it would work. Assuming he gets 50% of the original company, Facebook has taken lots of private investment since then and that share would be watered down. He would bacially get half of what Zuckerberg's shares are worth, assuming he's kept them all. It all seems pretty fishy at this stage to me though.

    9. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by moortak · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the shares sold have to come out of Zuckerberg's half? He wouldn't have been authorized to sell Ceglia's shares.

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    10. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Umm, when was Facebook's IPO again? What stock exchange are they listed on? AFAIK the only way you can get Facebook shares today is by striking a deal with them directly, as they are still privately held. One thinks that they have remained private this long because their finances may not hold up to SEC scrutiny...

    11. Re:How are they going to prove they're legitimate? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The email doesn't matter directly. The primary evidence is the contract which Zuckerberg signed. Look on page 11 and 12 of this document. The emails only serve to bolster the fact that the contract isn't a forgery. At least, that's my not-a-lawyer understanding of the situation. If the contract isn't forged, then Zuckerberg is screwed.

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  13. I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell is any of that crap making anyone any money? I still don't see how they have any sort of business model.

    1. Re:I don't get it by Lord+Juan · · Score: 1

      How the hell is any of that crap making anyone any money? I still don't see how they have any sort of business model.

      AFAIK by selling the "private" data that the users post. The data is then primarily used for profiling by advertisers.

      But, there was a note not long ago about Starkbucks taking profile pictures from facebook to use in ads. So I am guessing they sell all kinds of data for all kinds of purposes.

    2. Re:I don't get it by DurendalMac · · Score: 1

      Do you see all the ads on Facebook? Do you know how much people pay for those? Do you know that Facebook will sell everything they know about you to anyone who wants that information? Do you have any critical thinking skills at all?

    3. Re:I don't get it by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      All I know is that real mortar-and-brick stores in my area, and I am way out in the sticks, have 'See Us On Facebook' stickers on their windows. Trashy women's clothing stores, etc. And the former AOL crowd has moved to FB as well.

      There's a lot of money to be made herding sheep.

  14. Nobody will sue me! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    My cousin, a lawyer, who practices in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, told me that I will never need to worry about someone suing me. Why?

    My Cousin: "No lawyer will try to sue someone without any money. Now, your employer . . . ? "

    I guess that Zuckerberg has too much money in his pockets.

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    1. Re:Nobody will sue me! by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      My cousin, a lawyer, who practices in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, told me that I will never need to worry about someone suing me. Why?

      My Cousin: "No lawyer will try to sue someone without any money. Now, your employer . . . ? "

      I guess that Zuckerberg has too much money in his pockets.

      Smells more like Mark Zuckerberg is alleged to have promised to share all the gold he can dig up if Paul Ceglia will spot him enough money for a shovel. Turns out the shovel unearths a rather massive amount of gold. Juries have no trouble at all in giving away someone's fortune if the feel they tried to cheat someone out of their share.

      I'm just curious what all of this could do to the stock value. If this sort of suit damages Facebook then its value could plummet. It's only so much servers and software, not like another company wouldn't step up to fill the void in the same way Facebook took over for MySpace at the top of the heap.

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    2. Re:Nobody will sue me! by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      My cousin, a lawyer, who practices in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, told me that I will never need to worry about someone suing me. Why?

      My Cousin: "No lawyer will try to sue someone without any money. Now, your employer . . . ? "

      I guess that Zuckerberg has too much money in his pockets.

      Your cousin must not do much divorce work. My ex keeps trying to squeeze me for more. My bank account is as shriveled as her heart.

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  15. Three possibilites by gnasher719 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. Ceglia has e-mails that can be proven to be genuine. 2. Ceglia has e-mails that can neither be proven to be genuine nor to be forged. 3. Ceglia has e-mails that can be proved to be forged.

    According to an article on www.businessinsider.com, "Paul and Iasia Ceglia are charged with 12 counts each of fourth-degree grand larceny and one count each of first-degree scheme to defraud" in what looks like a not very clever scam to get $200,000. That would destroy his credibility and therefore any chance to collect in case (2). And if the emails are forged, then I'd expect them to be provably forged, since Ceglia doesn't seem to be exactly a criminal mastermind.

    1. Re:Three possibilites by ackthpt · · Score: 0

      1. Ceglia has e-mails that can be proven to be genuine. 2. Ceglia has e-mails that can neither be proven to be genuine nor to be forged. 3. Ceglia has e-mails that can be proved to be forged.

      According to an article on www.businessinsider.com, "Paul and Iasia Ceglia are charged with 12 counts each of fourth-degree grand larceny and one count each of first-degree scheme to defraud" in what looks like a not very clever scam to get $200,000. That would destroy his credibility and therefore any chance to collect in case (2). And if the emails are forged, then I'd expect them to be provably forged, since Ceglia doesn't seem to be exactly a criminal mastermind.

      I'd mod you +1 informative if I hadn't already posted here. Now the plot thickens. Black and white now appears shades of grey. Exciting!

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    2. Re:Three possibilites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even in case 1, he doesn't have a signed contract. How does an email from a (probably drunk) college student constitute a claim to half of a $50b corp?

    3. Re:Three possibilites by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Its an agreement they made, its binding.

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    4. Re:Three possibilites by yeshuawatso · · Score: 1

      Contract law doesn't require a signed written contract with a notary present as proof that an agreement exists. Verbal contracts are just as good, just harder to prove since it becomes your word against mine. The actions that follow are what add bite to verbal contracts, If Zuckerberg asked for money and Ceglia paid him, then it may very well prove that an agreement of some kind exists.

    5. Re:Three possibilites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a signed contract.
      And a cashed check.

    6. Re:Three possibilites by cultiv8 · · Score: 1

      And the fourth possibility: They settle out-of-court for an undisclosed sum, no one finds out if the emails are genuine or not.

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  16. Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

    the dust settles. The learned elder judges (now in law school) who settle this might say that Ceglia indeed has 50% and that Zuckerbergs settlement with the Winklevosses and other share distributions came from Zuckerberg's shares and not Ceglia, who seems to be the genuinely wronged party. It does not matter that Ceglia ended up selling wood pellets and not delivering - possibly due to lack of proper management more than a life of crime starting.
    In any event, Ceglia and his evidence need court scrutiny and forensic verification. Zuckerberg has all the earmarks of a crook, and if he is indeed crooked in this, deserves a lengthy prison term in a fully integrated federal facility.

    1. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by chargersfan420 · · Score: 1

      in a fully integrated federal facility.

      You mean a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Why hold back?

    2. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      LOL.I held back so the poor child might be shielded from such thoughts...

    3. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      It does not matter that Ceglia ended up selling wood pellets and not delivering - possibly due to lack of proper management more than a life of crime starting.

      This is a civil case, where the judge has to decide which side is more likely to say the truth. Obviously some forensic examination of the e-mail is needed. But if that examination is inconclusive, then it would matter whether a person can be believed or not. And duping customers out of $200,000 doesn't make your testimony more believable.

    4. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Zuckerbergs settlement with the Winklevosses and other share distributions came from Zuckerberg's shares and not Ceglia

      Those are share distributions by the company. The company FB writing shares to settle the lawsuit dilutes the ownership of all the owners. And Ceglia's holdings would also be diluted, by the settlements, if he had 50/50 in the beginning. The dispute over ownership of the projects' ideas arises no matter how ZB/Ceglia distribute their original share of the company.

      Just because Ceglia's day in court comes later does not mean the court protects his interest from dilution resulting from actions against the business.

      Zuckerberg has all the earmarks of a crook, and if he is indeed crooked in this, deserves a lengthy prison term in a fully integrated federal facility.

      Last I checked, breach of contract is entirely a civil matter. Zuckerberg's penalty for failing to deliver as agreed, would be a financial one (order to redo all of Facebook's accounting work for the past 7 years, with Ceglia having a 50% share at the very beginning, any profits/rewards received from those shares over the years moved from ZB to Ceglia, plus, probably some punitive damages, and Ceglia's legal expenses).

    5. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. I did not see that Ceglia sold $200,000 worth of pellets and did not deliver. Google to the rescue http://www.businessinsider.com/paul-ceglia-allegany-pellets-sued-2010-7. That certainly shows him in a different light and might indeed help the judges

    6. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      well, I see some of the acts by Zuckerberg being criminal, and there are civil aspects as well. For example is lying a crime when it abets depriving Ceglia of his rightful share?

    7. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Let us say, that Zuckerberg dealt off 100% of facebook to the Winklevossen. If what he sold was later shown to be stolen, then can title be regained? Or is there just a remanent suit against Zuckerberg? or is it like a stolen painting or other article that can be drawn back?

    8. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by msauve · · Score: 1

      "duping customers out of $200,000 doesn't make your testimony more believable."

      ...except when compared to duping others out of $65,000,000 or more.

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    9. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by mysidia · · Score: 1

      For example is lying a crime when it abets depriving Ceglia of his rightful share?

      Except for some narrowly tailored situations, lying is not a 'crime'.

      Lie and steal $10, you will 10+ years in prison. Steal $500 million... you will get off scott free.

      Now it could in theory be a crime if... it can be proven Zuckerberg made a materially false representation of a fact; if it can be proven Zuckerberg knew it was false at the time he sent it/said it; if it can be proven Zuckerberg intended for the lie to deprive the other party of something Zuckerberg knew them to be entitled to; if it can be proven the lie was believable, Ceglie believed the lie was true, and suffered damage as a result, then you could have fraud...

      However, the authorities would have to decide to prosecute ZB. They might not even be inclined to do so; especially after such a generous donation from FB, err.....

    10. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The other thing is... Zuckerberg was in Massachusetts of the time, and Ceglia is not a financial institution. Let's just say for the sake of argument, ZB committed Fraud for the sake of argument...

      The statute of limitations for Fraud in Massachusetts is 3 years.

      If he were to be charged federally, the statute of limitations is 5 years.

      All this happened in 2003. It is now 2011. So, the last date he could have been charged with a crime would have been some time in 2008.

      Hence, the lack of things other than the Civil option (which have longer allowed time limits).

    11. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Yes, I see the problem with these statutes of limitation. Is the limit from the time of the fraud or from the discovery of the fraud? As if to say that if you tolerate a fraud, then after the period of the limitation has passed, you are considered to have waived your rights. Then if you are unaware of a fraud and if the fraudster can keep it from your knowledge for the period of the limitation - he gets away with it? This sounds contrary to common law? Possibly someone who knows the law will comment?

    12. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Let us say, that Zuckerberg dealt off 100% of facebook to the Winklevossen. If what he sold was later shown to be stolen, then can title be regained?

      FB the company cannot seize an owner's share of it; they can only print new shares. That's how they settled with Winklevossen -- the company issued new shares, which reduces the real value of ZB's existing shares.

      If ZB had Facebook print enough shares to Winklevossen dilute Zuckerberg's interest down to 1%; the court dealing with ZB vs Ceglia could still work to find an equitable outcome; the court is perfectly capable of actually ordering Facebook to issue an amount of stock and voting rights to Ceglia that will bring his ownership and voting rights to 50% -- it will have the side effect of reducing ZB's 1% stake further, and Winklevossens' stake, AND it might bring ZB in breach of his deal, but they can do it, and Winklevossens' may then be able to pursue actions again thereafter, their settlement having been breached, if they required 99% ownership.

      If instead ZB (as a person) had personally transferred shares to Winklevossen, again, the court is perfectly capable of ordering an adjustment.

      What they do, I suppose that would depend on how Zuckerberg 'lost 100%' of FB. That doesn't seem fairly likely. If ZB had some kind of deal with Winkevossen to 'launder' the FB shares, then it would be called 'fraudulent transfer of title' and the transaction/sale unwound.

      If ZB failed in his fiduciary duty to maximize shareholder value, such as by approving an obviously reckless deal, (even if he happened to be the only shareholder at the time), then he would be subject to the possibility of a shareholder lawsuit.

      Ceglia's dispute against ZB does not protect Ceglia against business risk. Ceglia is only entitled to compensation for ZB's breach, not for FB's failure, if such severe legal action occurs against them, that the entire value of their company is lost.

    13. Re:Zuckerberg might own less than Ceglia after by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Yes, your points are valid. I did however think there might be another remedy via the treasury - that being the cancellation of shares after the consideration was found to be not valid - at the insistance of a judge. It will be interesting to see how this evolves, once the evidence is examined forensically, then Z might well start frantic wiggling (dealing) and at some point the deal proffered will will lure Ceglia and his lawyers to enter into a deal to settle.

  17. Legally binding contract? by KalvinB · · Score: 0

    Since when are e-mails a legally binding contract between individuals?

    Zuckerberg could have given him the moon in an e-mail but if there's no signed, dated, notarized, contract, it's not going anywhere.

    1. Re:Legally binding contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      maybe you missed the part about the signed contract and the cashed check ?

    2. Re:Legally binding contract? by geek · · Score: 1

      Verbal contracts are still legally binding: http://biztaxlaw.about.com/b/2009/04/02/are-verbal-contracts-legal.htm

      Now, lawyers will have a field day with it, but there is plenty of case law on the subject. Don't promise something to someone and then not deliver or purposely mislead them. There can be hell to pay.

    3. Re:Legally binding contract? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You've never heard of a verbal contract? The written, signed, notarized, blah, blah, blah is not required for all contractual obligations. It is merely the easiest way to memorialize a meeting of the minds.

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  18. Um Paul Ceglia... by greymond · · Score: 1

    Was convicted of Fraud before and tried to do this same thing in 2003. I have serious doubts to any validity of this.

    1. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      Was convicted of Fraud before and tried to do this same thing in 2003. I have serious doubts to any validity of this.

      certainly does cast a shadow, but who is to say this wasn't entirely on the up and up?

      Judge and jury, I expect.

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    2. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      The only difference is that Zuckerberg hasn't been convicted yet, its not like he isn't a fraudster himself.

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    3. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I have serious doubts to any validity of this.

      It's good to be skeptical. I had my doubts last summer, despite feeling a bit of sympathy for David vs. that peckerhead Goliath.

      But now a big LA law firm has stood up and said, "this is worth our time." I doubt Ceglia can afford their rates without a proceeds-sharing agreement. They wouldn't work on a case they felt had no merits, and they wouldn't take on a case like this without doing some diligence.

      The only situation I see where the case has no merit is if they feel Facebook is rich enough to get some shake-down money out of. But I really doubt that at this point.

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    4. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by Agent+Green · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? This isn't about merit. It's a game of odds.

      This big law firm smells dollars, and lots of them. If they can squeeze any kind of settlement out of Zuck, it might be worth it just for their cut of the cash. They're in it for a big win, and for no other reason. This supposed email is what they'll hinge the whole case on.

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    5. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      This big law firm smells dollars, and lots of them.

      Right.

      If they can squeeze any kind of settlement out of Zuck, it might be worth it just for their cut of the cash.

      Which is the second scenario I outlined.

      They're in it for a big win, and for no other reason.

      Of course.

      This supposed email is what they'll hinge the whole case on.

      Well, no, the cashed check and the written contract are probably better, but the emails are corroborating evidence. And we can rest assured they spent a few dollars to have those e-mails checked out before they took the case, to avoid the situation where it was later pointed out that those e-mails were composed on Word by somebody who doesn't really understand SMTP.

      If the case is fraudulent and meritless they only stand to lose big-time. You know Facebook is going to have an army of lawyers on this, and it's not worth their investment to be laughed out of court. So, being that they want to gain money, not lose it, they're going to have established some internal level of comfort with the case. You're right, it's an odds game, but they're not going to take 1000:1 odds.

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    6. Re:Um Paul Ceglia... by hawkingradiation · · Score: 1

      What was his connection to facebook anyways? Did he provide pallets by which to ship facebook products? How did he contribute to the development of facebook? Does he have any connection at all? As far as I know from "The Social Network" Eduardo was the one who provided the up-front money to host the servers, Zuckerberg did the programming and the V's provided an initial "idea". What else is there left? Was this guy even on campus? How in the heck did Zuckergerg meet him? On kijiji?

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  19. legal documents and contracts in an e-mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Saying that you will share something 50/50 with someone and actually signing over are two different things entirely. Even if Zuckerberg did say that he would share the site 50/50 does not mean that Ceglia is entitled to anything unless he signed a document saying that he was...

  20. Pretty Damning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    These emails and the overall correspondence is rather damning. This is very typical of early stage companies, where people throw around all sorts of numbers, and since everyone is essentially arguing over something that at the time is worthless, X% of nothing is no big deal and entrepreneurs basically promise all sorts of things to get people to help them out of desperation, not fully realizing what they are promising because they are so drunk on their idea.

    However, once something becomes super valuable, everything changes. People go from arguing over 5 or 10 percent, to tenths of a percent. Still, the fact remains, that if (IFF) this guy's claims are valid, then it's a rather damning portrayal and one that should hold up in court. Outside of the actual proving of the evidence, which is pretty huge, it seems as if this is fairly legitimate. I find Facebook's response, "It's all made up BS, none of it is true", to be rather immature and short-sighted, because if they can show a significant degree of evidence, it will make Facebook and Zuckerberg look TRULY awful, whereas up until now, it has been sort of a cute story worth dramatizing in a movie.

    I don't see how to wiggle out of this one, assuming the evidence is decent (cashed checks, signed contracts, etc.), and in fact, I would be terribly disappointed if Ceglia didn't end up with a huge chunk of Facebook. A deal's a deal, and this guy was in the right place at the right time, and if he did indeed provide a thousand bucks or perhaps more, and especially if they had a deal around that, well the guy absolutely 100% deserves his fair share.

    1. Re:Pretty Damning by Lehk228 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not immature and short sighted at all when ceglia has a history of similar fraud

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  21. Zuckerberg will become some one bitch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zuckerberg will become some one bitch or sit in Solitary if he does not want a cell mate.

  22. What about my shares? by aepurniet · · Score: 2

    Does this mean that my Goldman issued Facebook shares are only worth half as much as they were? If a swindler issues shares for a company run by a swindler, doesn't that make them legit? Where's the SEC when you need them?

    1. Re:What about my shares? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where's the SEC when you need them?

      Taking marching orders from Goldman?

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    2. Re:What about my shares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Ceglia wins, I would think any other investors diluted by the judgement or settlement would have a strong case to recover losses from MZ. Every time he received other VC funding, I would imagine he had to warrant that he did not know of any other claims on FB ownership.

  23. email != contract by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is an email as good as a contract in the US? It's certainly not here.

  24. Maybe a dumb question, but by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

    "If the emails are proven legitimate..."

    How does that actually work? What's involved in the process of proving the legitimacy of an email? What's the standard of evidence? Can any nerd here answer how the legitimacy of emails gets validated?

    1. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by JesusFreke · · Score: 2

      They examine the shadows of the ones and zeros that make up the email. In some cases, you can notice discrepancies in the shadows that can only be explained if the bits were forged.

    2. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You would need server logs from the email servers that carried the messages, which are unlikely to be available, unless the subpeona could uncover copies of the messages on Zuckerberg's system (highly unlikely, especially not with all of the previous discovery in the other lawsuits, they'd have already have been exposed). You'd need logs from more than five years ago, which would be well beyond most data retention policies.

    3. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by jjohnson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If Ceglia can produce copies of the emails from independent third parties like Harvard's email logs from 7 years ago, that's pretty good proof. As a felon already convicted of fraud, Ceglia has zero credibility, but if Harvard produced identical copies and said "these came from our archives in 2003", then the burden of proof is on Zuck that Harvard is either lying or somehow insecure in its logs.

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    4. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      As a first pass, you could run them through SpamAssassin. It's very good at pointing out faked SMTP headers.

      That could only serve to disprove, not prove, of course.

      See why signed coms are important?

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    5. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by grcumb · · Score: 2

      They examine the shadows of the ones and zeros that make up the email. In some cases, you can notice discrepancies in the shadows that can only be explained if the bits were forged.

      Likewise, if the Evil Bit i set on even one of them, it's likely a fraud.

      Advice to would-be felons: Un-set the Evil Bit before pressing send. Outlook used to do this, but Ballmer had it changed when all his emails started disappearing.

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    6. Re:Maybe a dumb question, but by atheos · · Score: 1

      not sure what kind of logs your MTA provides, but I think the best they can do is show the headers and not the content of each message. Forging e-mail is regrettably easy to do.

  25. email contract by leachlife4 · · Score: 1

    Since when is something said in an email legally binding, especially in the corporate world?

    1. Re:email contract by Antisyzygy · · Score: 2

      It proves there was an agreement. Verbal agreements are binding.

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  26. Do you have Asperger's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep propagating those socially inept nerd stereotypes.

  27. Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by unassimilatible · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to an article on www.businessinsider.com, "Paul and Iasia Ceglia are charged with 12 counts each of fourth-degree grand larceny and one count each of first-degree scheme to defraud" in what looks like a not very clever scam to get $200,000. That would destroy his credibility and therefore any chance to collect in case (2).

    No, character evidence is inadmissible, even in civil trials (unless defendant opens the door via testimony, i.e., "I'm a good person and would never fake e-mails.").

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    1. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I dont think that is true. Assuming this is Federal Court, the Federal Rules of Evidence apply

      Federal Rule of Evidence Rule 609 Provides:

      Impeachment by Evidence of Conviction of Crime
      (a) General rule.
      For the purpose of attacking the character for truthfulness of a witness,
      (1) evidence that a witness other than an accused has been convicted of a crime shall be admitted, subject to Rule 403, if the crime was punishable by death or imprisonment in excess of one year under the law under which the witness was convicted, and evidence that an accused has been convicted of such a crime shall be admitted if the court determines that the probative value of admitting this evidence outweighs its prejudicial effect to the accused; and
      (2) evidence that any witness has been convicted of a crime shall be admitted regardless of the punishment, if it readily can be determined that establishing the elements of the crime required proof or admission of an act of dishonesty or false statement by the witness.

      The fraud conviction falls under (2) since it involves a crime of dishonesty and thus can be brought in front of the jury to destroy Ceglia's credibility (assuming he takes the stand - which would be likely)

      Additionally, the blanket statement that character evidence is always inadmissible, while generally the rule, is not entirely accurate either. It can be used in certain other circumstances such as proving motive, intent, lack of mistake, and other limited circumstances.

      With respect to "opening the door" - you are thinking of a lawyer's ability to rehabilitate a witnesses credibility through introduction of evidence of good character once the other side attacks with evidence of bad character.

      I am also a lawyer.

    2. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      Just wanted to point out that parent is talking about crimes charged but not convicted, and you seem to be citing laws relevant to convictions. Not sure how or if that changes things, as I am not a lawyer - unlike the two of you.

    3. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Character evidence is not inadmissible per se. Character for untruthfulness and conviction of a felony can each be used to impeach a witness. I'm taking a guess here that grand larceny in whatever jurisdiction the Ceglias are charged in carries a felony-level penalty, and their scheme to defraud sounds like evidence of untruthful character.

    4. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > IAALBNYLSDNROTALA (I Am A Lawyer But Not Your Lawyer So Don't Rely On This As Legal Advice)

      YLRDLYRFLA (You lawyers really do like you really friggen long abbreviations)

    5. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by hedwards · · Score: 1

      More than that, just because the door is opened to character evidence doesn't necessarily going to mean that the jury is going to find it compelling. A case where I sat on a jury for the defense attorney was really on one of the witnesses about a contempt charge for skipping a deposition. It wasn't something that I got the feeling any of the other jurors felt was particularly compelling. Especially given the conduct of the particular attorney that was beating that dead horse.

      He had a habit of tricking witnesses into saying things which the witnesses clearly didn't believe or which somebody of more education would have known better than to say.

    6. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      IAALBNYLSDNROTALA (I Am A Lawyer But Not Your Lawyer So Don't Rely On This As Legal Advice)

      So what's the N for ?

    7. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by goose-incarnated · · Score: 1

      Do Not

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    8. Re:Uh, no, character evidence is inadmissible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're correct, I was thinking he was convicted. However, it STILL can be used for impeachment:

      Rule 608. Evidence of Character and Conduct of Witness

      (a) Opinion and reputation evidence of character.

      The credibility of a witness may be attacked or supported by evidence in the form of opinion or reputation, but subject to these limitations: (1) the evidence may refer only to character for truthfulness or untruthfulness, and (2) evidence of truthful character is admissible only after the character of the witness for truthfulness has been attacked by opinion or reputation evidence or otherwise.

      (b) Specific instances of conduct.

      Specific instances of the conduct of a witness, for the purpose of attacking or supporting the witness' character for truthfulness, other than conviction of crime as provided in rule 609, may not be proved by extrinsic evidence. They may, however, in the discretion of the court, if probative of truthfulness or untruthfulness, be inquired into on cross-examination of the witness (1) concerning the witness' character for truthfulness or untruthfulness , or (2) concerning the character for truthfulness or untruthfulness of another witness as to which character the witness being cross-examined has testified.

      The giving of testimony, whether by an accused or by any other witness, does not operate as a waiver of the accused's or the witness' privilege against self-incrimination when examined with respect to matters that relate only to character for truthfulness.

      Boiling it down for everyone - Facebook's attorney's can call people up to the stand to say Ceglia is a known liar, and they can ASK Ceglia about the charges on the stand - they cannot introduce evidence of the charges, but they can ASK him if he's been charged with it. Basically the jury can get to hear about it.

  28. The Lawyers Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter which side wins the suit, both sides' lawyers get paid handsomely. I take some solace in that.

  29. No "Profs Notes" Audit Trail == No Case by cmholm · · Score: 2

    I suspect Mr. Ceglia is SOL. The key is in the examination of any written contract(s) between Mssrs. Ceglia and Zuckerberg. Per uslawbooks.com and forgery: "Proving it involves reviewing the totality of the law regarding the facts in evidence. This includes the signatures, a competent analysis of the signatures and an understanding of the law as it applies to the case." I'm sure there will be a lot of money spent on this.

    Regarding the emails and IMs, unless Ceglia can dredge up the original electronic record archives from both his and Zuckerberg's contemporary mail servers, Ceglia's "emails" aren't worth squat. Looking back at Iran-Contra, what landed Reagan Administration officials in hot water was that the IBM Profs system email archives weren't purged, and provided a trail of authentication and non-repudiation for investigators. I have reason to doubt Mr. Ceglia is going to get a similar degree of audit-ability.

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    1. Re:No "Profs Notes" Audit Trail == No Case by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Looking back at Iran-Contra, what landed Reagan Administration officials in hot water was that the IBM Profs system email archives weren't purged, and provided a trail of authentication and non-repudiation for investigators. I have reason to doubt Mr. Ceglia is going to get a similar degree of audit-ability.

      Son, Iran Contra was about politics. This case is about Facebook! Real Power! If there isn't an audit trail, one will be made.

    2. Re:No "Profs Notes" Audit Trail == No Case by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      FYI, Facebook has not been so stupid as to deny the contract. Last I read, they were going to take the tack that it doesn't mean what other people say it means.

      They also haven't denied the emails.

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    3. Re:No "Profs Notes" Audit Trail == No Case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Civil cases don't require proof. Just preponderance of the evidence.
      And for that, you hardly need a airtight audit trail. Just some 3rd party corroboration, such as copies sitting on ISP or University backup systems.

  30. Re:Legally binding contract? Why yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, there have been several cases about this. All a contract has to have is offer and acceptance. And it must be memorialized in writing, but according to the statute of frauds, the memorialization doesn't have to be at the same time, nor does it need signatures, etc.. For instance you and I could make a deal, verbally. Then at some later time, I send you an email reminding you of the deal, and you respond in kind. Done.. memorialized in writing.
    Recent case on point, which I'm too lazy to look up (IANAL and all that, or I'd have it right to hand).. deals with architect agreeing to do some work for someone else, etc.

  31. On the bright side... by leonbev · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Arron Sorkin has a legitimate excuse to start writing the script for "Social Network 2: Payback Time" :)

    1. Re:On the bright side... by Martian_Kyo · · Score: 1

      "The Social Network 2:Electric Boogaloo" would be more appropriate

  32. Ceglia to sue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't he a Roman Emperor?

  33. Re:Canon by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Yep, authentic webmistressrachel, none of that pseudoepigraphical tripe that you see propounded by any old weasel tongued heretic! However, there seem to be a couple of apocryphal texts in the complete works of AC, which according experts in webmistressrachel studies, share enough similarities to lend credence to the theory that these partially anonymous works may in fact be her. According to a quick search of "Internetocanonical" works by webmistressrachel, Google apparently lists no such texts according to the criteria of a direct match upon the author's nom de plume & !slashdot.

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  34. DON'T SNORT DANDELIONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't overlook the "forbidden fruit" factor...

    http://www.platypuscomix.net/educational/dandelions.html

  35. Reminds me of the dotcom days by witherstaff · · Score: 1

    A kid who hacks something together in his dorm room and swindles investors into a huge chunk of money is a perfect tech story. Reminds me of the vulture capital days where everyone with a wacky idea was trying something new. Too bad there's no more f'dcompany around to play the deadpool game.

  36. Since when does an email replace a contract? by linuxhansl · · Score: 1
    "Among the emails is one where Mark Zuckerberg agrees to split Facebook with Ceglia 50/50. If the emails are proven legitimate, Ceglia may own 50% of Facebook."

    That might be so. Zuckerberg may also have written an email where he talk about eating babies alive. Unless Ceglia has a signed contract he is standing on thin ice.

    Not that I am fan of FaceBook.

    1. Re:Since when does an email replace a contract? by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Well, he has a signed contract.

      But contracts don't get invalidated even if they were totally electronic. It's like this: some people use pen/paper or typewriters to write works of fiction. And others to write business correspondence. The latter isn't invalidated because of the former.

      Similarly, just because some people use email to shoot the breeze does not mean e-mail correspondence is invalid before the courts. That's the law since 2000 (ESIGN Act).

      If you make an offer to someone (create a logo for me for $500), and he accepts, and creates the logo, you are obligated to pay $500. You made an offer, there was a back-and-forth (on email), and there was an agreement to exchange value (consideration). That's a contract.

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  37. Facedot by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

    If all publicity is good publicity I can guarantee we're accomplishing the best PR campaign FB has ever had. At this rate, , slashdotters will dream about FB for weeks.

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  38. Validity of electronic contracts by Compaqt · · Score: 1

    >Since when is something said in an email legally binding, especially in the corporate world?

    Since the passage of the ESIGN act?

    ESIGN was passed to ensure that contracts or signatures "may not be denied legal effect, validity, or enforceability solely because it is in electronic form".

    Note that UETA makes a distinction between electronic signatures vs. secure electronic signatures. But that doesn't mean the former is invalid.

    I mention all this just so you (or anybody else) doesn't make business promises in email, and then think you can wave it off because "it's just e-mail".

    In any case, the contract in this case wasn't electronic at all: It's a pen-and-paper signed contract with normal legal verbiage.

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  39. Ooo, what a fascinating choice here. by Goat+of+Death · · Score: 1

    Giant douche or turd sandwich?

  40. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) populACE.
    2) national debt. why pay it down? why did we even agree to pay someone interest on a loan in currency we control? why not make more?
    3) damned federal reserve. banks failing for lack of liquidity is a bad thing. see depression.
    4) revolving credit account. the fed has a balance sheet, and while it apparently buys bonds, it does not appear to issue them.

    Also, I truly hope you remain thin and healthy your whole life, or that a doctor can hand out a magic pill to fix it for you when the time comes. Though I almost appreciate more waiting for your inevitable comeuppance. No- I take it back- my favorite part is knowing that your apparently crappy education was 100% your fault, because you chose to be incapable of spelling "populace".

    1. Re:Idiot by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I try to not respond to anonymous coward but I will in this case.

      1) I know how annoying bad spelling can be. I try to avoid ranting on that myself but there have been times. My spell checker liked my version but I see it was the wrong one. Won't happen again. I learned.
      2) Yes, let's just declare the federal reserve corporation illegal and ignore them. Nothing bad will happen after that. I'm sure Israel will not go nuclear on us. Also, we do not control the currency, the federal reserve does that for us. Didn't you notice that the money says "Federal Reserve Note" on it now? Why not United States Note? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:One_US_dollar_1917.jpg)
      3) The depression is the inevitable result of money-games and speculation. Without controls on them, bad things happen. With controls, bad things are limited. This is a simple and demonstrable fact of US history.
      4) With good planning, credit is almost never needed. Savings and reserves are supposed to be used for stuff like that. The US doesn't save any more and neither do the people of the US. More stupidity. It was a lesson I learned -- I run on cash now and have had more money than I have ever had before. I also do more consideration of what I buy than ever before. Not a coincidence.

      I have not always been thin and healthy. I don't consider myself thin and healthy now. I don't see doctors -- haven't needed one in decades. There are no magic pills because everything has consequence. I seek to avoid doctors and pills by being proactive and reflective. I'm guessing you are not. Learn what you are putting in your body and make changes that are good for you. I love ice cream and cakes. I really do. I just limit them because when I don't, bad things happen. Simple as that.

  41. So wait, by Asaf.Zamir · · Score: 1

    Every Successful Millionaire/Billionaire got there by stomping on other people?
    No! Really??

  42. Henry Blodget by wordsnyc · · Score: 2

    Google him. He wrote the article, and, based on his past ethics, he's hardly above making this suit sound way stronger than it is. He has a history of market manipulation that the SEC did not find amusing.

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  43. Jewshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facepalm 4 this jews

  44. The Perfect Storm by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    The timing of the cases against Zuckerberg are interesting. Take a look at them a little closer...

    Late 2008: Facebook settles with the Winklevoss twins for stock and cash in a suit brought by them in 2004. Evidence is entered before the case is settled...

    From a April 7,2008 venturebeat.com article...
    " It's important for Facebook to get this suit behind it, particularly if the company plans to make a public offering. The case brought some unflattering details about Zuckerberg to light--some of them casting doubt on his ingenuity and originality, like the disappearance of Facebook's early code base (which was supposed to be a key part of Facebook's defense), others just plain awkward and embarrassing, like Zuckerberg's diary."

    January 2011: The Winklevoss twins sue again. Although the case is dismissed on appeal, the appeal forces Facebook to discuss the valuation of it's stocks...on the record.

    April 2011: Paul Ceglia sues Zuckerberg, evidence in hand, claiming to own 50% of Facebook.

    Any evidence used before the 2008 settlement might be usable in Ceglia's suit. Not a lawyer (thank god), so I don't know. Maybe the combination of evidence possessed by Ceglia and that entered into evidence by the Winklevoss' suit is a slam dunk. The recent legal actions by the twins might actually be a deliberate attempt at forcing the hand of Facebook, as far as stock valuation goes, in anticipation of Ceglia's suit. Maybe Paul has that "missing code".

    Could it be that Zuckerberg just got setup, in a big way, as the result of a concerted effort of all those he has fucked over?

    It's like watching a little ball of snow rolling down the hill towards you as it gets larger and larger, gaining speed as it goes, faster then you can run in the deep snow, packing together tighter and tighter until it is as hard as the coldest ice, dwarfing you as you run floundering through the snow, screaming until your out of breath...

    Lookin' forward to the sequel...and I haven't even seen the first movie. I don't think I'll bother.

    1. Re:The Perfect Storm by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      It's like watching a little ball of snow rolling down the hill towards you as it gets larger and larger, gaining speed as it goes, faster then you can run in the deep snow, packing together tighter and tighter until it is as hard as the coldest ice, dwarfing you as you run floundering through the snow, screaming until your out of breath...

      Yeah, I have the same feeling when I try to tell my father-in-law how to minimize a window....

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  45. Are you serious? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    Java was a competitor. And Microsoft did what any competitive company would do, oust its competitors.

    You know, some people would actually try to release a superior product. In fact, some people might consider what you are describing as essentially gaming the system. And I'm pretty sure there are laws against anti-competivice practices such as you are describing because in the past people gaming the system have had a very negative impact on everyone.

    So no matter what Gate's is doing now, we'd all be better off he he'd never been born. And that will always be the case because the cost to society in general was much larger than the billions he made fucking us all over the years.

    1. Re:Are you serious? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Your naivety is breathtaking. While you have a capitalist system, companies will always use whatever means they can get away with to acquire or keep an edge over their competitors.

      Also, what fucking cost to society was Microsoft? They helped enable the growth of cheap personal computers, how terrible of them to take computers away from being an elitist geek hobby.

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    2. Re:Are you serious? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      They helped enable the growth of cheap personal computers

      By using shady business practices to snuff out the competition and cram inferior products down our throats? I don't think so. The fact that there were competitors to snuff out means that they weren't the only game in town. So it's not true when you say they "take computers away from being an elitist geek hobby".

      companies will always use whatever means they can get away with to acquire or keep an edge over their competitors

      Do you think the goal of the economy is to make sure that the most unscrupulous sociopaths imaginable end up being in charge? I think I learned something about "allocating resources" or something like that in economics. I guess the world is what you make of it. You must be a very strange person, if this is what you want for yourself. I would say that it may be better to stand up to people like Billy-G, but if you would rather bow down before him, that's cool. I mean, someone must have been buying all his shit software for all those years, right?

  46. Zuckerberg should be in jail. by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Sarah Palin hacker did less than this, and he was sentenced to hard time:



    How Mark Zuckerberg Hacked Into Rival ConnectU In 2004
    Mar. 5, 2010
    http://www.businessinsider.com/how-mark-zuckerberg-hacked-connectu-2010-3

    ...At one point, Mark appears to have exploited a flaw in ConnectU's account verification process to create a fake Cameron Winklevoss account with a fake Harvard.edu email address.

    In this new, fake profile, he listed Cameron's height as 7'4", his hair color as "Ayran Blond," and his eye color as "Sky Blue." He listed Cameron's "language" as "WASP-y."

    Next, Mark appears to have logged into the accounts of some ConnectU users and changed their privacy settings to invisible. The idea here was apparently to make it harder for people to find friends on ConnectU, thus reducing its utility. Eventually, Mark appears to have gone a step further, deactivating about 20 ConnectU accounts entirely...

    1. Re:Zuckerberg should be in jail. by queBurro · · Score: 0

      yeah, but MZ is rich 'now' so he can get away with that kind of thing 'then'

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  47. A more complete ending by Terranex · · Score: 1

    Sounds like they should have waited another two years to make that film...

  48. Who didn't know... by webhat · · Score: 1

    ... that Mark Zuckerberg was a thief and a backstabber must have been living under a rock for the last couple of years.

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  49. Philanthropic Zuckerberg? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    [Buffett] has openly stated his disagreement with the concept of inheritance, and keeping in line with his beliefs, he has slated for most of his wealth (~90%) to be given away to various charitable organizations.

    More importantly, Gates and Buffett have also pursaded roughly 50 gazzillionaires to make similar philanthropic pledges. As a cynical old fart I have to say I was suprised to find Zuckerberg and Ellison on that list.

    And unlike Zuckerberg, [Buffett] is completely self-made, and is worth just as much (and has much more tangible holdings to his name, too).

    Facebook is valued at ~$50B by share price. According to the Forbes 2010 rich list, Zuckerberg's personal wealth is $7B which is significantly less that Gates ($54B) and Buffett ($45B). At #42 of the Forbes list, Zuckerberg is notable mainly because of his age and the speed with which he accumulated his wealth.

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  50. Likely legal strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Likely legal strategy given the delay in filing the suit. Does not need to address whether the allegations are factual.

    Laches (play /lætz/; f. French, lâchesse, lâches) [1] is an "unreasonable delay pursuing a right or claim...in a way that prejudices the [opposing] party" [2] When asserted in litigation, it is an equitable defense, or doctrine. The person invoking laches is asserting that an opposing party has "slept on its rights," and that, as a result of this delay, circumstances have changed such that it is no longer just to grant the plaintiff's original claim. Put another way, failure to assert one’s rights in a timely manner can result in a claim's being barred by laches. Laches is a form of estoppel for delay. In Latin,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laches_%28equity%29

  51. Both look bad by pokyo · · Score: 1

    Facebook is the result of one guy seeing some potential in anothers idea. Then being too gutless to develop it yourself (which I don't understand since you are in school) and request money upfront so that if it fails it isn't a total loss. Then after realizing the potential revenue, desperately attempting to get the other guy to cancel the contract. I'm surprised that Ceglia didn't cry foul when Zuckerberg requests a 50/50 split down from 80/20 and the next day the site is live and working. WTF?

  52. Re:Canon by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

    I like this comment, although I must admit to hearing a little sound of "whoosh" - it appears that what you are saying is that I only ever troll slashdot. You are correct, however, I do exist IRL, and I was stupid enough to out my REAL self here recently whilst posting in anger - and was royally put down for doing so. Someone even called me a man.

    However, I'm not always trolling, I am sometimes just angry, like the grandparent for example. The post I replied to took the really simple and easily made mistake and used it to negate my original point - simply that the meaning of the word canon is poorly understood and perhaps needed crarification in order for readers to fully appreciate the badly-typed but insightful parent.

    Oh, and I NEVER post AC. However, AC can and does come to my defence, which I take as rather flattering. Sometimes I have even thanked him, even though he'll never see the message!

    Anyway, nice to meet you, love the language, and thank you.

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  53. Re:Canon by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Hiya!

    Far from disparaging you, I was really trying to cheer you up in your overall frustration about the general education of posters vs slashdot's quirky obsession with spelling. I hoped to reassure you that some of us do indeed know the religious meaning of Canon.

    Try to imagine my remarks with the cadence of a stand-up act, of the "fast-talker" variety. (Turns out it's a tricky tone to pull off on the net!) Then I threw in a couple of my own favorite riffs. I like nested dense overlapping references to culture mixed urged on by a curse of being way too fast on puns. So because you're so sweet, in the tradition of Explain XKCD, here's some Thursday Morning Breakfast Cereal!

    (Okay, the first two there are too easy for a savvy gal like you - they just set the style tone.) For example, watch out for my capital letters, because they're rarely typos - more likely embedded shout-outs to something. For example your reply just now - this is a Facebook thread right? So I'd capitalize your first line as "I Like this comment..." - playing off how Facebook has totally commandeered a simple L word.

    Next up was my pet theme of "nothing is too trivial to study on the internet" mashed up with the pomposity of academia giving us "Webmistressrachel Studies"! (Let's do some! In about 200 of your comments the word "troll" does in fact appear about 85 times. You aren't over-trolling - you're examining the troll phenomenon! Hooray!)

    All the best and see you in a story soon! (Er ... or something!)

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  54. Re:Canon by webmistressrachel · · Score: 1

    Rachel Wilson and 903576 other people Liked this.

    I must say, I'm flattered that you did the research to figure out my obsession with trolls and trolling, it can't have been that interesting reading all my rants out of context and if you read them in context, it took you AGES!

    I'm also impressed with the fact that you came to the correct conclusions - some other users actually think I'm a guy playing a typical gender troll, and I always bite at those!

    And last but most amusing and amazing, we have coined the phrase "webmistressrachel studies" - which made me laugh so much I ended up spluttering Relentless (it's like red bull only cheaper and nicer!) all over my keyboard!

    So, to summarize, thank you so much for your interest and razor-sharp analysis, please enclose p+p and $2.99 if you would like to subscribe to my journal!! ;-D

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  55. Severity of Crime v. Victim by cmholm · · Score: 1

    For the sake of argument, lets assume the following as facts in evidence:
    - Mark Zuckerberg dicked with a few ConnectU accounts.
    - David Kernell dicked with Sarah Palin's Yahoo! email account.
    - Kernell definitely and Zuckerberg probably left crumbs leading back to an IP address that could be reasonably linked to them.

    The law isn't an AI algorithm, it is human beings prioritizing their activities within a set of practices and procedures. Most of the ConnectU users were university students and staff, and Mr. Zuckerberg evidently didn't publish his exploits (eg. screwed nobodies). Sarah Palin was the Republican candidate for Vice President of the United States, and Mr. Kernell not only hacked into her email account, he talked about it, and made the account p/w available, leading to the dissemination of much of the account's contents (eg. screwed a somebody, and dicked with a core process in the US political system).

    Hence, nobody - not even the victims - bothered to do much investigation regarding Mark's acts, while a good number of law enforcement officials made it their life's work to focus on David's.

    By way of example, a number of individuals were convicted of murders they committed in California in June, 1968. A good many have eventually been released on parole, but not Sirhan Sirhan.

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  56. Addiction v. Compulsion by cmholm · · Score: 1

    Clinical addiction is a process by which a positive feedback loop develops after psychoactive substances are introduced into the brain. The substances temporarily modify dopamine and serotonin levels, the brain adjusts, and after a few rinse and repeats, the user is totally focused on imbibing added substance just to feel 'normal'.

    The initial choice to imbibe is voluntary, much like the choice to step into a Russian airliner. But, without the experience of watching close friends and acquaintances suffer the consequences, it's not always evident in advance how hard it is to get off when the pilot starts mating with a stew in the cockpit just before the engines start falling off.

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