The title says it all: I would never willingly associate myself with the socially-retarded "aspies," or the forever-alone 40-year-old virgins that hang out here. Sorry guys, there's a reason nobody likes you:/
We Americans believe we have the right to enforce our laws and beliefs in other countries because 1. we can, 2. we do, and 3. there is nothing you can do to stop us. There is nothing you are capable of doing that can stop us from getting what we want, and taking what is ours. Whenever you see something in the news about some unilateral US adventure, whether we're assassinating foreign nationals or dropping bombs on some recalcitrant banana republic, I want you take it personally, as if my country was waving its middle finger a half-inch from your face. Because that's exactly how I view these things.:)
Really? It took you six tries to figure it out? I wouldn't go bragging about something like that. I had no trouble understanding the summary the first time I read it, so what's wrong with you?
I know I shouldn't make fun of people with learning disabilities, but you are one stupid motherfucker.
While that would be unfortunate, it really isn't the fault of the tool.
If the 'tool' is overwhelmingly used to facilitate crime, then it's time to ban the tool. End of discussion. No point-by-point rebuttal or cyber-anarcho-libertarian frothing-at-the-mouth is going to change this. Whine all you want, but the hammer is going to come down on these criminal scum and their sympathizers, and there is nothing you can do about it. I suggest you get over it and re-focus your efforts on making sure that you're in compliance with the the law, in thought and deed.
The reality is, every time people steal IP, the owners lose money. Period. Financial harm is always inflicted to the owners. There isn't much difference between someone stealing a car and someone stealing a movie or application. Imaginary masturbation to the contrary doesn't make it true. Stealing is stealing. Someone is always harmed. The only real difference is the amount of damage incurred. Every time you steal IP, at a minimum, you are devaluing it. As a result, the IP owners have been harmed.
This is the worlds smallest violin, playing the world's saddest song for those poor, poor IP owners.
Ohh... I see your mistake- Digg is down the hallway over there. You might enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes and new screenshots of Halo Warfare 2: Space Crysis.
It's true- I'll waft them up to my face, or fart on something then smell that. I've noticed a difference between smelling farts off my fingers and farting into a towel and smelling that. I prefer the towel. Sometimes, right before I take a shower, I'll wipe my ass with a towel or my underwear to smell my butt-perfume. I frequently pull the covers over my own head when I fart between the sheets. Oh, and I love the smell and frequency of my hangover farts. I love leaving my room for a few minutes and coming back to smell my still-lingering farts hanging in the air. To me its kind of like climing out of the swimming pool, getting in the hot tub for a few minutes, then going back into the pool. If I want to fart without making a lot of noise I'll reach into my pants and hold my buttcheeks apart with my fingers so the gas can leave my asshole unobstructed. it actually makes a very audible "pssssssssssssss" sound. Like if someone was in earshot but they couldn't see me, they would probably be wondering if i was farting with my fingers in my ass.
Sometimes if I'm in public I'll find "discreet" ways to indulge my fart-sniffing penchance. For example I'll try to pass gas as quietly as possible, then discreetly fan my thighs open and closed so the gas is wafted up to my face.
Hmmm... I know who Carl Sagan is, and I know who Alan Alda is, so they definitely aren't "nobodies." You, on the other hand are no doubt known only by the urine-filled mountain dew bottles who watch on as you play WOW in your underpants, and your parents, who probably despise you.
Yikes, you make me sad. You really do.
I hope any potential sex partners you come across manage to hook up with a real man before you have a chance to father any neurotic shut-ins.
3% == Americans who *want* health insurance but are not covered. 86% == Number happy with what they've got (TIME Aug 10)
Whine all you want you little asshole, but gov't-funded healthcare is coming, and you are going to help pay for it, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you are capable of saying or doing that will change that. ^_^
The correlationisnotcausation tag always appears with controversial topics, such as linux and music theft. I've always taken it as an emotional reaction to some piece of news that threatens the limited worldviews of a large number of slashdot users.
Being obese might or might not damage your brain, but I would rather not have to see you regardless. Please have consideration for your moral and genetic betters when you decide whether to stay home and cry in your basement or venture outside where you might accidentally befoul my line of sight.
You are being deliberately obtuse, in the late 1700s all slaves were blacks. Yes there were some free blacks but they were a tiny minority compared to the number of slaves. It is one of the great tragedies of American history that blah blah blah
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn*
seriously, I am imagining you right now hunched over the keyboard, and biting your knuckle with a small tear coming out of your eye. stop being such a faggot.
No, we're biased because, to date, double-blind studies
No, you're biased because you like free wifi. If some double-blind study came out that did support this DJ's claim, you would be among the first group of slashdotters shouting "OMGZ, CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATIONZ LOL!!!!11!!`~!" By the way, do you even know what a double-blind study is, or did you see someone else using the term upthread? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way. I'm sure you're furiously googling for something you can paraphrase in a reply. Don't bother, I know you're full of shit.)
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The title says it all: I would never willingly associate myself with the socially-retarded "aspies," or the forever-alone 40-year-old virgins that hang out here. Sorry guys, there's a reason nobody likes you :/
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha *inhales* ahhhh ha ha ha haa ha ha ha hah ha...
Which, give or take, was 70 years ago.
Both of whom have been dead for a long time.
That's not much of a "track record" you've cited there.
We Americans believe we have the right to enforce our laws and beliefs in other countries because 1. we can, 2. we do, and 3. there is nothing you can do to stop us. There is nothing you are capable of doing that can stop us from getting what we want, and taking what is ours. Whenever you see something in the news about some unilateral US adventure, whether we're assassinating foreign nationals or dropping bombs on some recalcitrant banana republic, I want you take it personally, as if my country was waving its middle finger a half-inch from your face. Because that's exactly how I view these things. :)
A sawed-off shotgun and machete.
I know I shouldn't make fun of people with learning disabilities, but you are one stupid motherfucker.
While that would be unfortunate, it really isn't the fault of the tool.
If the 'tool' is overwhelmingly used to facilitate crime, then it's time to ban the tool. End of discussion. No point-by-point rebuttal or cyber-anarcho-libertarian frothing-at-the-mouth is going to change this. Whine all you want, but the hammer is going to come down on these criminal scum and their sympathizers, and there is nothing you can do about it. I suggest you get over it and re-focus your efforts on making sure that you're in compliance with the the law, in thought and deed.
The reality is, every time people steal IP, the owners lose money. Period. Financial harm is always inflicted to the owners. There isn't much difference between someone stealing a car and someone stealing a movie or application. Imaginary masturbation to the contrary doesn't make it true. Stealing is stealing. Someone is always harmed. The only real difference is the amount of damage incurred. Every time you steal IP, at a minimum, you are devaluing it. As a result, the IP owners have been harmed.
This is the worlds smallest violin, playing the world's saddest song for those poor, poor IP owners.
I'll take crass commercialism over insincere, middlebrow piety. Faggot.
It wants its joke back.
FTFY.
You're reading comprehension skills must be pretty laughable if you're willing to embarrass yourself with a reply like that.
Ohh... I see your mistake- Digg is down the hallway over there. You might enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes and new screenshots of Halo Warfare 2: Space Crysis.
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It's true- I'll waft them up to my face, or fart on something then smell that. I've noticed a difference between smelling farts off my fingers and farting into a towel and smelling that. I prefer the towel. Sometimes, right before I take a shower, I'll wipe my ass with a towel or my underwear to smell my butt-perfume. I frequently pull the covers over my own head when I fart between the sheets. Oh, and I love the smell and frequency of my hangover farts. I love leaving my room for a few minutes and coming back to smell my still-lingering farts hanging in the air. To me its kind of like climing out of the swimming pool, getting in the hot tub for a few minutes, then going back into the pool. If I want to fart without making a lot of noise I'll reach into my pants and hold my buttcheeks apart with my fingers so the gas can leave my asshole unobstructed. it actually makes a very audible "pssssssssssssss" sound. Like if someone was in earshot but they couldn't see me, they would probably be wondering if i was farting with my fingers in my ass. Sometimes if I'm in public I'll find "discreet" ways to indulge my fart-sniffing penchance. For example I'll try to pass gas as quietly as possible, then discreetly fan my thighs open and closed so the gas is wafted up to my face.
Oh look, another junior college student just read fight club.
Hmmm... I know who Carl Sagan is, and I know who Alan Alda is, so they definitely aren't "nobodies." You, on the other hand are no doubt known only by the urine-filled mountain dew bottles who watch on as you play WOW in your underpants, and your parents, who probably despise you.
Protip: The "FREE IQ TEST" you took online is not a real IQ test. "Protip:" GTFO and GB24CHAN.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... enjoy your "flamebait" mod ^_^
Yikes, you make me sad. You really do. I hope any potential sex partners you come across manage to hook up with a real man before you have a chance to father any neurotic shut-ins.
Whine all you want you little asshole, but gov't-funded healthcare is coming, and you are going to help pay for it, whether you like it or not. There is nothing you are capable of saying or doing that will change that. ^_^
Being obese might or might not damage your brain, but I would rather not have to see you regardless. Please have consideration for your moral and genetic betters when you decide whether to stay home and cry in your basement or venture outside where you might accidentally befoul my line of sight.
BZZZT! You lose. It's cmdrtaco's website, and he(or his editors) can put up whatever he wants. Get the fuck out or get the fuck over it.
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnn* seriously, I am imagining you right now hunched over the keyboard, and biting your knuckle with a small tear coming out of your eye. stop being such a faggot.
No, you're biased because you like free wifi. If some double-blind study came out that did support this DJ's claim, you would be among the first group of slashdotters shouting "OMGZ, CORRELATION IS NOT CAUSATIONZ LOL!!!!11!!`~!" By the way, do you even know what a double-blind study is, or did you see someone else using the term upthread? (That's a rhetorical question, by the way. I'm sure you're furiously googling for something you can paraphrase in a reply. Don't bother, I know you're full of shit.)