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Do You Hate Being Called an "IT Guy?"

An anonymous reader writes "The phrase 'IT' is so overused, I'm not sure what it means any more. OK, maybe it's an ego thing, but I spent a lot of years in grad school, lots of years getting good at creating software, and lots of years getting good at creating technical products and I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze. I'm looking at a tech management job at a content company that is trying to become a software company, and they refer to everything about software development, data center operations, and desktop support as 'IT.' I'd like to tell the CEO before I take the job that we have to stop referring to all these people as 'IT people' or I'm not going to be able to attract and retain the top-tier talent that is required. Am I just being petty? Should I just forget it? Change it slowly over time? These folks are really developing products, but we don't normally call software creators 'product developers.' Just call them the 'Tech Department' or the 'Engineering Deptartment?'"

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  1. Can't see why this would matter. by koreaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't see why this would matter. Hopefully potential candidates will look beyond whatever their official job title is. I'd change it slowly over time.

    1. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by IrquiM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Me neither. It's just as stupid as if the finance people didn't want to be finance people anymore... Engineering department? That's where the engineers are - you know, the people who design hardware of different types

      And by the way - by writing "[...]don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze." you clearly have earned the same label.

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    2. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's just not very descript, the connotations that the term 'IT' has attached are different to those of 'programmer', at least to myself, and I've no reason to believe I'm unique with that. IT in my experiences will tend to be more office/user facing; easing other peoples use of other peoples products, dealing with word processing, spreadsheets, all that kind of stuff. Programmers create the stuff that the people in IT use.

      Personally I find it easy to escape the label of 'IT' by not having a clue how to use Excel or Word leaving me very much being not the person to ask :-) System architecture, coding problems, no sweat, that stuff interests me, so that's the stuff I'm interested in being associated with. I don't look down on people who fix the office printers or get peoples mail clients working with their AV or whatever... I don't look down on teachers, but it doesn't mean I wanna be one or believe that calling me one is an accurate description.

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    3. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Bent+Mind · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I can't see why this would matter.

      I can. Where I work (as in most places I imagine), the IT department handles the network and helpdesk. IT also includes database administrators. While the database admins can write some really good SQL, they don't know jack about networks or computer maintenance. This is all fine and good. However, management doesn't know jack about IT. So we end up with a bunch of database administrators trying to run a network and maintain computers. And management wonders why everything is falling apart all of the time.

      Keeping the titles separate might help management make the distinction between the database guys and network engineers.

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    4. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "IT guy" or "computer guy" or whatever. People need a generic term to describe people who work in some area they don't (or won't be bothered to) understand. "doctor" or "engineer" or "lawyer" just the same. A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology; an EE doesn't know much about steam turbines; a personal injury lawyer isn't going to be much help with your corporate takeover. It's easier to lump all of the people who do similar work together and refer to the whole group by a generic term - eg, "IT people" for all the computer-centric jobs, whether hardware, software, or support; eg, "lawyers" whether they're finance, liability, or contract. "IT people" should probably have descriptive titles for internal use, once the group gets large enough for division of labor and effort to be important, but you shouldn't get too upset if people outside the group just see "computer people."

    5. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers". There is a reason why we have different words for "poisonous" and "tasty"... if you're not eating them, then just "berries" might be a sufficient description to you, but language evolves for a reason, we have vocabulary for a reason, description is important. Not understanding the different between two different terms shows you haven't been exposed to it. Not understanding that there could be important differences that may lie outside of what you've been exposed to show narrow mindedness. Personally, I'd rather go with the label of 'petty over my label' than that of 'deliberately ignorant', so I respect even the differences that I don't understand.

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    6. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by McHenry+Boatride · · Score: 1
      I think it matters very much that the OP thinks:

      "I'd like to tell the CEO before I take the job that we have to stop referring to all these people as 'IT people' or I'm not going to be able to attract and retain the top-tier talent that is required."

      It strikes me that he is not the right person for this management job if he can't retain top-tier talent because of a job title. The good people don't care what their job-title is, just what the work involves. And good managers have better things to care about than job-titles.

    7. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by war4peace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I absolutely agree. My company has a large sales department. I refer to them as the "sales people" and they refer to us as "the IT people". Nobody's bothered. Why bother? It's like you are angry because you are a Texan and somebody from Taiwan calls you an American. "Oh, wait, dude, I'm not American, I'm Texan!" - now that's plainly strange :)

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    8. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 1

      "Computer guy" is pretty much fine... you could manage servers, you could be on the floor keeping office workstations going so that people don't lose access to their accounting information, or you could be a games programmer, they are all computer jobs. But could you call the guys at ID "IT"?

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    9. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by The+Unusual+Suspect · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be a good start. Then all you'd have to do is get them to understand the difference between a database and a network.

    10. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Kjella · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From what I've understood companies in the US are extremely tightfisted about giving information about employees, so you'd better take what little you get. If you were a DBA but all your resume says is "IT department" and that's all they'll confirm then you have an uphill battle just to convince them that you were in fact a DBA, and not the guy replacing broken keyboards and fixing paper jams who is now desperately seeking a new job.

      Of course there's such a thing as title inflation so too excessive a title will set off bullshit detectors, but there's no reason to sell yourself short either. I'm hardly a career ladder climber, but I would react negatively to a job title that would sell me short with my next employer. While it's not as bad here as in the US, the resumes do get screen by recruiting companies and HR and not having the title could lose me interviews before I even got to talk about what I've been doing.

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    11. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I.T. means Information Technology. That sounds pretty brainy and powerful as far as job titles go IMO.

      Cue jokes about dumb IT guys.

    12. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Narpak · · Score: 1

      Perhaps what needs to be done is the implementation of some sort of Achievement and/or Title system. Create some sort of public database where this information can be posted, viewed, linked and etc, a type of real time list of peoples qualifications with bragging rights. Maybe this could even increase productivity among certain types of employees as well, seeing as some types seems predisposed to dedicate significant parts of their time to unlock game related achievements.

    13. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But ID is a company whose sole products are computer based. They would have an IT department internally, but that's not what most people think of; programmers and analysts come to mind.

      However, most companies aren't focussed on software products. They have other lines of business creating different products that the company is known for. To them, IT includes anything that helps them do their jobs, but are not the sole focus of the company. That includes anyone from computer repair all the way to developers and analysts who create the tools they use.

    14. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      It's an indication that they don't care that much about their employees. If someone in management called me an IT guy I'd assume they simply have no idea what I do for a job. I'd feel a little undervalues that they thought what I did was exactly the same as what the guy who set up the network did and what the database admin did.

      Maybe they do care and I'm reading too much into this, but a lot of other people will as well.

    15. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by piquadratCH · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology;

      That analogy would be correct if people wouldn't know the difference between Java programmers and C++ programmers. I'm pretty sure every cardiologist would feel a bit insulted if a patient wouldn't know the difference between him and a nurse. Nothing against nurses, every hospital would collapse without their work.

    16. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by cra · · Score: 1

      Computer guys (or gals) are the secretaries that hammer their keyboard and print out letters and invoices all day long. They are probably using their computers more that the "computer guys" that try to find the broken cables, and new place for the larger server rack, etc. They just don't know anything about how they work.

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    17. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by wilder_card · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of Texans wouldn't find that strange at all. But I digress...

    18. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Yup....

      No, I've no idea on how to add sound to a power point slide, but if you want to come by later I'll be setting up a network to do distributed number crunching on, you should come by it will be really cool!

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    19. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by barzok · · Score: 1

      Job titles indicate to you, and especially other people outside your group, what your position in the company is and your perceived value to the company.

      Job roles & responsibilities may change over time, but if your title never evolves, you will be seen by those who don't interact with you personally as the same resource you were when you were given that job title. When headcount-reduction time comes along, it could hurt a lot.

    20. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by AGMW · · Score: 2, Insightful
      True, and yet a cardiac surgeon is also a surgeon is also (at least in layman's parlance) a doctor. Do surgeons dislike being known referred to as "doctors" - HELL YES.

      I work in IT. I'm an IT Professional. Do I know anything about fixing windoze? HELL NO! Do people assume I know about PCs and wireless routers and (sheeze!) printers? Yep ... all the time!

      To the untrained eye IT is IT is IT. It's like wine tasting vs beer tasting. Until you expose yourself to the knowledge you just think they all taste the same, but it's not the fault of the ignorant (and I do mean "ignorant" and not necessarily "stupid"). It is an opportunity to enlighten them that IT covers such a wide range of knowledge and skills now (and the range of knowledge and skills is growing rather too fast for this old programmer!) that at some point there may well be a divergence, though where the split(s) may appear I don't know!

      Case in point: A couple of friends had a company that bought and sold second hand office furniture since before computers appeared on the scene. Not long after computers became de-rigeur in offices the company split because it recognised that "computers" were no longer just "office furniture" - one half taking JUST computers and the other half taking everything else ...

      IT will split into different factions just as "office furniture" did when it makes sense for it to do so.

      So, what would be a good way to split it up then? Development vs Maintenance? Software (you write stuff to run on H/W) vs Hardware (you build things to run the S/W) vs Repairer (you know how things work and so can configure/fix things & you can talk to real people and so act as an interface between the annoying Users and the equally annoying S/W and H/W people) ...

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    21. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by manyxcxi · · Score: 1

      I agree somewhat. If your organization sells widgets and software isn't the product, a programmer would/should probably be IT. Conversely, if you work for an org that sells software and you are working on the product, I'd say a programmer would fall elsewhere (engineering, product dev, whatever). If however you are writing code to support the development of the product or company's infrastructure, maybe you should fall under IT still. If like me, you do both, they call you a senior consultant, make you client facing and put you in Professional Services.

    22. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      I've worn so many different hats and names in my life, they don't mean much of anything anymore. Sailor (or squid), driver, maintenance man, carpenter, Dad, cubmaster, yada yada yada. Don't get hung up on labels and names. None of them can describe who and what I am. If someone feels confined or caged in by a name, maybe it's time to get out, and do something different.

      Education is a lifetime thing. Tired of being the IT guy? Become an engineer, or a doctor, or a cop, or whatever the hell blows your skirt up. Hayseed farmers are cool, if they are happy at what they do.

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    23. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Dumnezeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers"

      Yes there is such a reason and that's because they're not "hammers" an "tools," which is why we don't call them "hammers" but we call them "tools." And while we're at it, please hand me that "toolbox." No, not that "screwdrivers-and-circular-saws-and-hammers-box" just the "toolbox." Thanks.

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    24. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is doctor, engineer, and lawyer all refer to people with a minimum of a college degree and even higher level education. "IT" guy represents everything from the low-level cable puller to highly educated developers and engineers. Please call your doctor a "health worker" next time you see him/her and see how they react!

    25. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Nursie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hi there,

      I'm a software engineer. Take your funny definitions of what is and what isn't engineering somewhere else.

    26. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      It's like you are angry because you are a Texan and somebody from Taiwan calls you an American. "Oh, wait, dude, I'm not American, I'm Texan!" - now that's plainly strange :)

      Actually, a lot of Texans wouldn't find that strange at all. But I digress...

      What'd *really* annoy the Texans is the fact that, outside the US, "yanks" or "yankees" generally refers to all Americans, them included. :-)

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    27. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See the other article about Video Professor. He can teach you powerpoint for free. The last time I came over it was more about the tickle fighting, and less about the number crunching. We did crunch, though!

    28. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by invisibastard · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some of these people think the server is a "CPU" or a "Hard Drive". I get calls where they say "the internet is down" because they somehow deleted the IE icon. They don't even know how to use the address bar in their browser, they type the url into one of the 10 search toolbars they've installed. You face the wrath of god when you delete their Weather Bug crapware. "my weather doesn't work, the it guy broke it"

      If I talk Java or C++ their eyes glaze over as they pretend to know what I am talking about. Never underestimate the stupidity of people. I say that as a stupid person.

    29. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers".

      And we don't refer to them as tools?

    30. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you are not from Texas or you would understand.

      American by birth, Texan by grace of God.

    31. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American by birth, Texan by grace of God.

      Let me guess, you're also hyper-religious, yet you still can't understand the simple concept of pride being a "sin".

    32. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by invisibastard · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hope he lets us know how "telling the CEO" works out for him. Most CEO's seem to genuinely appreciate an applicant educating them and assuming they don't understand an issue.

      When I was in charge of hiring, I hated applicants. They assumed I had nothing better to do than listen to them ramble on endlessly. I barely had time to use the bathroom most days, let alone get lectured on semantics.

    33. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mikael_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology; an EE doesn't know much about steam turbines; a personal injury lawyer isn't going to be much help with your corporate takeover.

      Comparisons:

      • IT guy: helpdesk guy through to ph.d. who works with high-end clusters.
      • Health guy: orderly through to highly specialized surgeon.
      • Electric stuff guy: from the guy who moves crates of PCBs through electricians through to EE.
      • Law guy: Secretary at law firm through to top tier lawyer who's spent his/her entire career specializing.

      Now, don't you think those on the right side of the above descriptions would frown own being referred to as health/electric stuff/law guy if the terms had the meanings I gave them above? And for "IT guy" that's exactly how the term is commonly used, the guy who gives you a new keyboard when you spill coffee on it gets referred to as an "IT guy" and so do your senior developers and sysadmins, guess why they're grumpy about it...

      /Mikael

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    34. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that. If I were you I'd try to make it even more complicated.

    35. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Except for us Prius driving Austin Texans. We prefer to be called "star child". Now pass the aromatherapy candle.

    36. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by rxan · · Score: 1

      It does matter. An employer wants to get information about you as fast as possible from your resume. If they see "IT *" rather than "* Developer" or "* Engineer", you'll lose points if they aren't looking for an IT guy. Sucks but it's true.

    37. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      I also agree. Call a hammer a hammer...

      There are of course subvariants, but that's for the initiated people.

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    38. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Delkster · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you didn't understand grandparent's sarcasm.

    39. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's where the engineers are - you know, the people who design hardware of different types

      Please don't give credence to professional engineering societies who try to fetishize the word "engineer".

      Engineers are also people who adjust the mix levels of audio recordings. Or dig ditches for the military. Or drive trains or fire trucks. Or keeps the radio equipment running.

      Or engage in the (IEEE-recognized, for what little that's worth) field of software engineering.

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    40. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a very proud Texan, I'm even more proud to be called an American.
      Just rubbed me wrong when I was repeatedly addressed as a "Yank" or "Yankee" while I was in Europe and stationed with the British Military in Kuwait...

      Juvenile I know, but that's reality...

    41. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by gtall · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, good luck with that. The only view of computers they see is the screen, keyboard, mouse, and if they are really sophisticated Power Users, a USB stick. They are now considered experts by those Upper Management (UM) that fear to even gaze upon a computer and have their secretaries print out their emails for markup and reply. The UM will gladly turn to these experts since they are all Business School Product and speak the language of widgets, product, cash-flow, and will fondly recall bits of Buzzword Bingo Lingo thereby bonding together, circling the wagons, pointing their spears outward to repel attacks by those technical people that actually know enough to make the tech work. So Joe-Big-Software-Company-Product-Specialist walks in the door. The Big Cheese (BC) must see him/her because this is a Mission-Critical Performance of the Forward-Looking Synergistic Kind. BC gets sold a box of shiny buttons, after convening meeting with the Power Users who all agree the BC has his finger on the pulse of the company and not inserted into his oval office. A Deal is commenced which will Galvanize the Future, Coalesce the Ineffable into that which may be Effed, and ceremoniously inflicted on the people who actually make the tech work. After the giggles subside, and the tech people find out PUs, UMs, and BC are serious, darkness falls upon their faces for they know whom the bell will toll when it fails to Bring Forth a Fountain of Fundamental Change and costs a serious arm and leg.

      Errr...not that I have no fondness for PUs, UMs, and BCs...I have some...somewhere...it was just here a minute ago...

    42. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 3, Funny

      haha! You're just a software engineer? I'm a supreme senior software analyst advisor head of the developmental engineering analytics division!

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    43. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you didn't understand grandparent's sarcasm.

      Considering the number of Texans out there who say that very quote in all sincerity, I have no reason to think it was said here with any sarcasm.

    44. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      What'd *really* annoy the Texans is the fact that, outside the US, "yanks" or "yankees" generally refers to all Americans, them included. :-)

      Of course they'd have no problem turning around and calling someone from New York a yankee, which would be equally "incorrect"--but also has a 230+ year history.

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    45. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Funny

      People call me a tool all the time.

    46. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers". There is a reason why we have different words for "poisonous" and "tasty"... if you're not eating them, then just "berries" might be a sufficient description to you, but language evolves for a reason, we have vocabulary for a reason, description is important. Not understanding the different between two different terms shows you haven't been exposed to it. Not understanding that there could be important differences that may lie outside of what you've been exposed to show narrow mindedness. Personally, I'd rather go with the label of 'petty over my label' than that of 'deliberately ignorant', so I respect even the differences that I don't understand.

      Normally, I'd agree with you. I'm a big fan of using the appropriate words for the appropriate things. It frustrates me to no end to see people appropriating words for their own purposes and completely mis-using the English language.

      However, "IT" is more of a generic label than a specific title. It refers to an entire department - just as "HR" does. Not everyone in HR is a manager... Nor do they all do the same job... Nor are they all on the same pay grade... But they're all in HR.

      Same thing goes for Marketing, or Sales, or whatever. They indicate a department, or a general function within a company, not a specific job title or duties.

      So this guy doesn't like being called the "IT Guy"... Well, that is a bit vague... I would assume his official title would be more along the lines of "IT Manager" or "Network Technician" or "Software Developer" or whatever... But he'll still be working in the IT department - as his work is at least vaguely related to Information Technology.

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    47. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      The difference is doctor, engineer, and lawyer all refer to people with a minimum of a college degree and even higher level education.

      In the US, there's no minimum college degree to be an engineer. In much of continental Europe, "engineer" has been co-opted by professional societies. Thankfully, the US hasn't legislated away the traditional meaning of the word, so it can still be used properly in all senses.

      Here you can be a high school dropout who is really good at mixing volume levels in the recording studio and be an engineer. You can dig ditches for the military and be an engineer. You can drive a fire truck and be an engineer. You can replace broken boards in the radio tower and be an engineer.

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    48. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology; an EE doesn't know much about steam turbines; a personal injury lawyer isn't going to be much help with your corporate takeover.

      Comparisons:

      • IT guy: helpdesk guy through to ph.d. who works with high-end clusters.
      • Health guy: orderly through to highly specialized surgeon.
      • Electric stuff guy: from the guy who moves crates of PCBs through electricians through to EE.
      • Law guy: Secretary at law firm through to top tier lawyer who's spent his/her entire career specializing.

      Now, don't you think those on the right side of the above descriptions would frown own being referred to as health/electric stuff/law guy if the terms had the meanings I gave them above? And for "IT guy" that's exactly how the term is commonly used, the guy who gives you a new keyboard when you spill coffee on it gets referred to as an "IT guy" and so do your senior developers and sysadmins, guess why they're grumpy about it...

      /Mikael

      Depending on the context of the conversation, I (and millions of other people) do use those groupings - and nobody cares.

      Fine, if I schedule an appointment to visit my Doctor, I know they're a Doctor and I'll refer to them as such. But if I'm in the emergency room for some reason and somebody takes a look at my leg - I really don't know what their title is. Are they actually an MD? Are they just some high-ranking nurse? I dunno... And when I eventually leave and tell my boss/friends/family about the visit I'll just say "the folks at the ER told me it was OK."

      A better example might be going to the Dentist. Usually there's just one or two actual Dentists, and a slew of hygienists. Depending on what you're having done, you might not even see a Dentist - just a hygienist. But at the end of the day you'll still say you went to the Dentist.

      When I call an Electrician to fix something, I have no idea who they're sending out and who is doing the work in my house. It might be a fully licensed/qualified/insured Electrician... Or it might be one of their apprentices/trainees. I'll still refer to them as an Electrician. Same thing goes for Plumbers and Carpenters and whatever else...

      A better example might be the folks who work for our local Cable Company. They've got some people who are familiar with networking and data transmission who work on the ISP side of things... And they've got some very basic installers who just drill holes and run cables... But they're frequently referred to as just the "Cable Guy."

      Law guys are actually a great example... I'll call up a law office, retain a lawyer... But at least 50% of the work that's done and 50% of my money isn't actually going to the Lawyer. It'll be going to secretaries and paralegals and interns and whatever else. I'll get phone calls from folks besides the actual Lawyer, as well. I don't know what all their titles are. I'll just tell my wife "the lawyer says he needs this document" - and nobody cares if it was actually the paralegal who needed the document or the lawyer himself.

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    49. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

      Don't call them "American". Call them "Yankee". Then sit back and watch the fireworks ;-)

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    50. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are a professional, You should have a proper title, If the Executive Assistant for the CEO mentions that the "IT guy" is here to see the CEO. You should then refer to her as Secretary Girl.. They'll soon understand that you're not working at Best Buy... :)

       

    51. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      But at the end of the day you'll still say you went to the Dentist.

      That's like saying "I went over to IT".

      When I call an Electrician to fix something, I have no idea who they're sending out and who is doing the work in my house. It might be a fully licensed/qualified/insured Electrician... Or it might be one of their apprentices/trainees. I'll still refer to them as an Electrician. Same thing goes for Plumbers and Carpenters and whatever else...

      Yeah, but there's still the implication that a tradesman fixed something and that he/she was either fully trained or an apprentice, the equivalent would be if all helpdesk guys occasionally got referred to as "software engineers" but no one really cared because 95% of them were training to become software engineers anyway.

      They've got some people who are familiar with networking and data transmission who work on the ISP side of things... And they've got some very basic installers who just drill holes and run cables... But they're frequently referred to as just the "Cable Guy."

      Ah yes, but most of those guys (at least the ones I've worked with) fulfill both roles, so even though some of them have additional skills the basic job is still "cable guy" (the actual title seemingly being different depending on employer). If you check the contract I've signed with my employer it clearly states that my job involves software development and some related system administration, they can't legally force me to do helpdesk stuff, and it's definitely not part of my everyday duties, yet to most people at the company I'm an "IT guy", just like the keyboard replacement guy.

      My point is that with IT/computers/software it gets "dumbed down" to "IT guy" while with other professions it tends to run the other way, you don't call all medical professionals "health people" or "orderlies", in fact most people seem to prefer accidentally calling a nurse a doctor than the other way around (because they know it's insulting to a doctor to be called a nurse while most nurses probably won't be insulted if someone mistakes them for a doctor).

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    52. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That's where the engineers are - you know, the people who design hardware of different types

      Please don't give credence to professional engineering societies who try to fetishize the word "engineer".

      Engineers are also people who adjust the mix levels of audio recordings. Or dig ditches for the military. Or drive trains or fire trucks. Or keeps the radio equipment running.

      Or engage in the (IEEE-recognized, for what little that's worth) field of software engineering.

      Not in Canada. The people who call (and can call) themselves "engineers" have specific responsibilities under the law, just like doctors and lawyers. There is a historical exemption for train operators, but someone who drives a fire truck is called a "driver". Some who keeps radio going would probably be called a 'technician'; a person who adjusts audio levels would probably be a 'mixer'. Microsoft learned this the hard way when they tried to expand their "MCSE" letters here.

      The term is protected in Canada to help protect the public. When a person hires an "engineer" they know what they're getting in terms of education and experience, because experience has shown that any jackass calling themselves one can lead to bad things happening. The word became protected in Canada because of disasters:

                      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Québec_Bridge

      People who mess up after certifying a design get named to the wall:

                      http://www.peo.on.ca/aboutpeo/ProfessionalMisconduct.htm
                      http://www.e-laws.gov.on.ca/html/regs/english/elaws_regs_900941_e.htm

      The term may be hazy in the US, but it actually means something in other countries, and has for quite a few decades.

    53. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      The term may be hazy in the US, but it actually means something in other countries, and has for quite a few decades.

      This is backwards: the term has an actual meaning in the English language, going back hundreds of years. In Canada (and much of continental US), professional societies have succeeded in legislating that meaning away in favor of meanings that they control. To date, the US (and the UK) have successfully defended the meaning from those professional society's attempts to corrupt it.

      The historical meaning of the word in English is inline with its usage in the US, not the recent proscriptivist fad.

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    54. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      It strikes me that he is not the right person for this management job if he can't retain top-tier talent because of a job title. The good people don't care what their job-title is, just what the work involves.

      How would they attract the talents in the first place? If I'm a skilled developer or whatever, I won't take a job that could be phone tech support. I have to know what I'm being hired for. I mean, consider this: rock band Tommy James and the Shondells were in Hawaii when their secretary called. "Yeah, listen, there's this pig farmer in upstate New York that wants you to play in his field." Of course, they declined -- and thus missed Woodstock. Just as well, a company may be offering great jobs, but fail to put a good name on those jobs and no one will be interested -- no one will know they should be.

    55. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by thered · · Score: 3, Funny

      >There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers".

      All tools are hammers, except screwdrivers and they're chisels.

    56. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by nametaken · · Score: 1

      Is "developer" any more prestigious than "IT guy"? I've been both, and didn't feel that one was better than the other. The IT guys laugh at the developers for their supposed inability to troubleshoot the simplest of OS, boxed app, hardware, networking, etc. problems, the developers laugh at the IT guys for their supposed inability to troubleshoot the simplest of programming problems. Each thinks the other wouldn't exist without them. In the end it's all mostly harmless BS.

      But I guess if you're the sort that thinks "IT guy" is the same as "feckless intern", you probably have pretty strong feelings on the matter and don't really want /.'s opinion.

    57. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by uglyduckling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Calling software development, network engineering, web design etc. all "IT" is a bit like calling HR, accounting and legal all "paperwork". I agree with the story author - the need to call everyone who produces or maintains software or hardware "IT" just shows how little most people understand the businesses they run and the people they employ. It's that reasoning that leads to (in small companies... hopefully) the pimply faced youth who reboots the servers being asked to design and deploy a mission-critical database because he 'knows about computers'. Your post typifies this: they're all "vaguely related to Information Technology" therefore they should be the same department? That makes no sense at all, and many companies get this wrong, wrong, wrong.

    58. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      So you don't do any Process Change Management then?

    59. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      But at the end of the day you'll still say you went to the Dentist.

      That's like saying "I went over to IT".

      Yeah. That's kind of my point.

      When I call an Electrician to fix something, I have no idea who they're sending out and who is doing the work in my house. It might be a fully licensed/qualified/insured Electrician... Or it might be one of their apprentices/trainees. I'll still refer to them as an Electrician. Same thing goes for Plumbers and Carpenters and whatever else...

      Yeah, but there's still the implication that a tradesman fixed something and that he/she was either fully trained or an apprentice, the equivalent would be if all helpdesk guys occasionally got referred to as "software engineers" but no one really cared because 95% of them were training to become software engineers anyway.

      Actually, the equivalent would be if all the helpdesk guys occasionally got referred to as "IT guys"...and the software engineers occasionally got referred to as "IT guys"...and the network administrators occasionally got referred to as "IT guys"...but no one really cared because 100% of them worked in IT.

      If you check the contract I've signed with my employer it clearly states that my job involves software development and some related system administration, they can't legally force me to do helpdesk stuff, and it's definitely not part of my everyday duties, yet to most people at the company I'm an "IT guy", just like the keyboard replacement guy.

      Go on over to the Sales department. Ask around there. You will find people who have contracts stipulating that they must actually sell products to customers... You'll find people who sell new products... People who sell upgrades... People who manage the people who sell things... People who attend trade shows and fish up new prospects... You get the idea. Their individual duties vary quite a bit from one person to the next. Their individual contracts will stipulate different requirements. But they're all working in the Sales department.

      Just like you're working in the IT department.

      And just as I'll refer to someone being generically "from Sales" or "in Marketing" - you'll get referred to generically as an "IT guy."

      My point is that with IT/computers/software it gets "dumbed down" to "IT guy" while with other professions it tends to run the other way, you don't call all medical professionals "health people" or "orderlies", in fact most people seem to prefer accidentally calling a nurse a doctor than the other way around (because they know it's insulting to a doctor to be called a nurse while most nurses probably won't be insulted if someone mistakes them for a doctor).

      Regardless of whether things get dumbed down to "IT guy" or dumbed up to "Doctor" - it is all a matter of generalization.

      So you do software development? Would you prefer to be called a developer then? But that doesn't specify what kind of development you do, does it? Are you a web developer? Database? And it also doesn't specify whether you're an apprentice or actually know what you're doing...

      You've probably got an official title that shows up somewhere on your business card or a sign on your desk - something like Lead Web Developer or Senior Database Developer or whatever. That's nice and specific and says something about your role in the company. But it won't really mean much to people who don't know what it means to develop software... Or what makes database development unique... Or the kind of effort it takes to become a "lead" or "senior" developer... To them, you just work with computers. Which makes you an IT guy.

      My father is an optometrist. At conventions and whatnot, various professional environments, he will refer to himself as such. When around friends and family, h

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    60. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by hazem · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I don't look down on people who fix the office printers or get peoples mail clients working with their AV or whatever... I don't look down on teachers, but it doesn't mean I wanna be one or believe that calling me one is an accurate description.

      I once worked at a university (doing "IT" for the engineering school) and during one of the staff meetings, the management suggested that they could save money by having the computer science professors take over all the IT tasks in the school.

      Fortunately one of CS profs quickly suggested that the EE professors could fix wiring and changing light bulbs and the Civil Engineering profs could clean bathrooms and unplug toilets. The idea died almost quicker than it was born. But it belies the point of this article. Most people have no idea what "IT" even means and assume that if you can do one thing with a computer then you are automatically able to do all things.

    61. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Almonday · · Score: 3, Funny

      Way to keep it weird. ;-)

      As a native Texan (now living in Berkeley) I have to admit that my childhood conception of New England included every state north of Georgia.

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    62. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      "IT people" for all the computer-centric jobs, whether hardware, software, or support; eg, "lawyers" whether they're finance, liability, or contract.

      Bullshit. Software developers have completely different training and skills than a help desk person. It would be like having a term "law guy" that you lump lawyers, legal secretaries, court reporters, bailiffs, and judges.

      The distinctions you're talking about are the differences between application developers, operating system developers, embedded developers, SQL developers, etc.

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    63. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you are not a software engineer. You are a programmer or at best, a software developer.

      For fuck's sake, gain some perspective. Programmers never used to call themselves "engineers" until the past decade or so.

    64. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Calling software development, network engineering, web design etc. all "IT" is a bit like calling HR, accounting and legal all "paperwork".

      I prefer the phrase "Obstructing Overhead", and I usually refer to "HR people" as vampyres.

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    65. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This isn't so much like calling all types of doctors "Doctor", or all types of lawyers "Lawyer." This is more like calling ambulance drivers, nurses, and doctors "paramedics" or something. There is a world of difference between some guy with an A.S. degree who fixes desktop environment problems and someone who spent 6 years studying evolving neural networks. They aren't similar professions, one doesn't lead to the other. There's plenty of C.S./C.E. people that I graduated with that couldn't begin to trouble shoot their own computer. beyond the most basic problems because they are engineers, and couldn't be bothered with tool problems. It's similar to assuming an architect is also be an expert plumber.

    66. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by schnablebg · · Score: 1

      At my old place of employment, the department that the programmers were in was called R&D, which is much more descriptive since we actually built the product the they sold (much like the OP's situation). If you are a programmer in an enterprise programming support apps like DB frontends, maybe lumping programmers into IT makes sense since they support the rest of the organization. But if the company's product is software, being an "IT guy" is not just insulting and inaccurate, is is probably is indicative of a problem with that company's culture. The people that make the stuff you sell should not be lumped together with the people that fix the secretary's computer.

    67. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, maybe you should go tell the beancounter, marketing dweeb and the sales guys to stop using "IT guy"...

    68. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      You've probably got an official title that shows up somewhere on your business card or a sign on your desk - something like Lead Web Developer or Senior Database Developer or whatever. That's nice and specific and says something about your role in the company. But it won't really mean much to people who don't know what it means to develop software... Or what makes database development unique... Or the kind of effort it takes to become a "lead" or "senior" developer... To them, you just work with computers. Which makes you an IT guy. My father is an optometrist [wikipedia.org]. At conventions and whatnot, various professional environments, he will refer to himself as such. When around friends and family, however, he just calls himself an "eye doctor" - since most people don't know or care about the differences between optometry and opthalmology [wikipedia.org].

      This is my point, your father doesn't call himself a "health guy", he still refers to himself as an "eye doctor" which says 1) He's a doctor, not a nurse or an orderly and 2) He's specialized in eyes in some way.

      It's the same way for most "IT guys" I know, it's not that they want to be called "senior database interface developer for Oracle cluster #4", they would just like people to at least acknowledge that they're developers and not "IT guys" much in the same way that most medical professionals I know would hate to be called "health guy/girl".

      If anything it would help if we could get people to make that distinction because I'm tired of users strolling up to me asking if I can get them a new keyboard while I'm eating lunch (since the answer is "no" because it's not my job and I don't even know which pile of keyboards in the store room has broken keyboards in it and which one has new keyboards in it).

      /Mikael

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    69. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Isn't this sort of what LinkedIn is supposed to do? I haven't really used it, but it sounds similar in concept -- basically having your resume posted and vouched for by other people in your field but who didn't necessarily work with you though they know what you can do?

    70. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by abarrow · · Score: 1

      It's more of an internal vs external thing. Nothing wrong with the rest of the company calling the people in the IT department "IT Guys". Internally, I'm assuming there would be more respect for each other in titles (programmers, database support, systems analysts, etc.) You put me in mind of one of the scenes in the old James Bond movie "Golden Eye". One of the key characters was a geek who did all the programming and hacking for the main bad guy. Near the end he encounters another programmer, saying "She's a moron. A second-level programmer. She works on the guidance system. She doesn't even have access to the firing codes." while the others look on, mystified.

      Worry more about providing a good working environment for your good people. Give them a killer sandbox and a decent outlet for their creativity, and you will retain them.

    71. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I can't see why this would matter. Hopefully potential candidates will look beyond whatever their official job title is. I'd change it slowly over time.

      A programmer I work with has been in our department the longest of anyone, he's designed the core of what our department does, he obviously knows a lot of how it works and how it interacts with the other products our company offers, he's everyone's goto guy for new projects/etc. He would easily be called a "Senior Programmer", but instead he's just a "Programmer". Now, if for some reason he wanted to apply at another job, he would have to put his title on the resume. What looks better, "Senior Programmer" or "Programmer"?

      Yes, the title can make a difference.

    72. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Calling software development, network engineering, web design etc. all "IT" is a bit like calling HR, accounting and legal all "paperwork". I agree with the story author - the need to call everyone who produces or maintains software or hardware "IT" just shows how little most people understand the businesses they run and the people they employ. It's that reasoning that leads to (in small companies... hopefully) the pimply faced youth who reboots the servers being asked to design and deploy a mission-critical database because he 'knows about computers'. Your post typifies this: they're all "vaguely related to Information Technology" therefore they should be the same department? That makes no sense at all, and many companies get this wrong, wrong, wrong.

      If this were a board dedicated to HR-related topics... Instead of IT-related topics... I'm sure we'd see people on here complaining that they don't like being referred to as an "HR guy." I'm also sure that you've at least once in your life referred to someone as "working in HR" or being "from HR" or having to go talk to "somebody in HR."

      Is it accurate? Is it specific? No... But it doesn't need to be.

      If your company is big enough to have an entire software department, I'm sure you get referred to as a "software guy" - because distinctions are usually made along departments rather than specific job duties. But if it isn't, if you only have an IT department, then that's what you're stuck with.

      Some places are big enough to have separate HR, accounting, and legal departments... Other places are not, and just refer to those duties as "administration" or "management."

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    73. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Khyber · · Score: 1

      IT = Information Technology.

      Games deal with information. The software developed to leverage the hardware to make a game operate is a form of technology.

      People forget the simple concepts. IT is IT - you do any computer work, database maintenance, even sorting a card catalog, you've done some form of IT.

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    74. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by vitaflo · · Score: 1

      "A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology; an EE doesn't know much about steam turbines; a personal injury lawyer isn't going to be much help with your corporate takeover."

      Thus why I often use the phrase "A proctologist wouldn't do the job of a brain surgeon unless he had his head up his ass".

      People may like generic terms, but it's not hard to educate them on the differences relatively easily if you just compare it to things they're already familiar with.

    75. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering about the original post, as his job is clearly in information technology, whether he feels degraded by people who actually fix products and software or not. But perhaps his title should be "IT elitist" so it will assure him of the ego boost needed. On the other hand, he could just do a good job, no matter what his job, and feel rewarded knowing he did so and worked with a team including janitors, security, bookkeeping, managers, purchasing agents, programmers, support technicians, etc. in his IT company. When people care more about job title than the actual work being done, the company is on the downslide, already too big, or doesn't provide fair compensation for the actual work done.

    76. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      However, I think most people understand the difference between an HR manager, accountant and lawyer, and they would have different job titles even if they were all in an administration dept. It's unlikely they would all be called 'administration guy' and be expected to deal with the same queries, unless it's a really, really small company, in which case it's fair enough and everyone is expected to be versatile. I don't think IT is given the same respect/insight, so I think the article author's point stands.

    77. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, on the other hand, if you call someone from Taiwan 'Chinese', there's a good chance you'll offend them

    78. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Cwix · · Score: 1

      Just because its poisonous, doesn't mean its not tasty.

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    79. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      This is my point, your father doesn't call himself a "health guy", he still refers to himself as an "eye doctor" which says 1) He's a doctor, not a nurse or an orderly and 2) He's specialized in eyes in some way.

      It's the same way for most "IT guys" I know, it's not that they want to be called "senior database interface developer for Oracle cluster #4", they would just like people to at least acknowledge that they're developers and not "IT guys" much in the same way that most medical professionals I know would hate to be called "health guy/girl".

      And my point, which you are stubbornly ignoring, is that the amount of specificity varies depending on the situation... And further that specificity is often un-necessary.

      Depending on the situation, who he's talking to, and the context of the conversation my father may also refer to himself as a "business owner" or an "entrepreneur" as he owns his own practices. Or he might refer to himself as working in the "medical field" as that's basically what he does.

      I think that you, and others in this discussion, are intentionally blurring the lines between entire fields of occupation and departments within a company.

      At a given company, you're likely to have an HR department, an IT department, an Accounting department, maybe a Legal department, whatever. In introducing someone, you might very well refer to them as "Joe from Accounting" or "Betty from IT." This indicates in a very general way where they fit into the company.

      If your company is big enough to have distinct departments such as "Software" or "Networking" then I would assume that Betty would be introduced as "Betty from Software." But if your company has no Software department, it doesn't make much sense to specify that, does it?

      Calling someone a "health guy" doesn't make much sense as you're referring to a different structure all-together... You aren't referring to a department within your company, you're referring to an entire field of occupation. Unless your company has a Health department - in which case referring to someone as "Bob from Health" might make perfect sense.

      When talking to people outside of my company, nobody cares whether I work in Accounting or Sales or Legal or wherever... Because they don't work for my company and don't care how I fit into the master plan. I might instead indicate that "I work for SuperCorp" or "I'm a programmer with SuperCorp" or I might just indicate that "I'm a programmer." It'll depend on the context of the conversation.

      And when I'm speaking with folks who work at the local hospital, many of them simply state that they work "in the medical field" or "in medicine" or "at the hospital" - regardless of whether they're a lab technician, or a doctor, or a surgeon, or a nurse, or whatever.

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    80. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by vilain · · Score: 1

      Sadly, this may be part of your corporate culture. It's up to you to decide if you're up to the task of educating and remaking the the entire culture. A friend worked for a small software bioinformatics company that got bought by a hardware maker who wanted to branch out into this nacent market. Unfortunately, their entire company culture viewed software development as overhead and something they just gave away with the hardware. It took them three years to mismanage the new (and last) release, outsource development to India, and drive away key people. When three developers announced their resignations on the same day (they didn't know the others were looking), senior management had a collective "oh shit". They ended up shuttering the remains of the company.

      If you can't educate and enlighten management to tell the difference between the help desk and key developers, then I think you should look for someplace else.

    81. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by xmundt · · Score: 1

      Greetings and Salutations...
                I usually just say that "godlike genius" covers it well enough, and move on.
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    82. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, I think most people understand the difference between an HR manager, accountant and lawyer, and they would have different job titles even if they were all in an administration dept. It's unlikely they would all be called 'administration guy' and be expected to deal with the same queries, unless it's a really, really small company, in which case it's fair enough and everyone is expected to be versatile. I don't think IT is given the same respect/insight, so I think the article author's point stands.

      Of course they'll have different job titles - just as I assume our "IT guy" is going to have some kind of official job title like "Senior Network Administrator" - but that doesn't really matter. We're talking about somebody who doesn't want to be called an "IT guy" even though he works in the "IT Department."

      HR is responsible for human resources... Accounting is responsible for money... Legal is responsible for all the legal mumbo-jumbo...

      So, where does payroll fit into things? Is that HR or Accounting?

      How about whoever it is that handles things like the hiring and firing procedures... Does that fall under Legal, or HR?

      I'm sure you've got people working in HR who have skillsets that more closely resemble folks in Accounting or Legal... Or you've got people who have duties that fall somewhere between the departmental lines... But you've still got to stick them on an organizational chart somewhere.

      So you get guys in HR who don't know the first thing about hiring or firing people... Who went to years and years of school to learn all kinds of neat accounting stuff... But they're still in HR, whether they like it or not. And they'll still be introduced as "Joe from HR" - even if they don't like the association with the people who fire you. And maybe they'll be asked about some benefit package during lunch, and they won't be able to answer, because they don't know anything about benefits.

      How does that differ from someone in IT who went to school for years and years to learn programming and has nothing to do with actually fixing a broken PC?

      It may very well be that your average human being doesn't understand the intricacies of IT work... May not understand the subtle differences between a DBA and a network administrator (they're both administrators, right?) But that doesn't really have much to do with organizational charts.

      If your company has an IT department, and you work in it, you're an IT guy. Just as you're an HR guy if you work in the HR department, and you're a Sales guy if you work in the Sales department.

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    83. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Err, "continental US" is meant to be "continental Europe".

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    84. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Megor1 · · Score: 1

      They have no respect for us up there. No respect whatsoever. We're all just drudgeons to them.

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    85. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I feel like I've read this story before -- have you posted it on Slashdot in the past?

    86. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by koreaman · · Score: 1

      A bit off-topic now, but most Taiwanese people I know would get even angrier if you called them "Chinese".

    87. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am. I do software engineering. It's not just programming, though that is a large part of it.

    88. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by teh_commodore · · Score: 1

      To the untrained eye IT is IT is IT.

      This is true, but the question is, if the untrained eyes belong to the person hiring you, do we have a problem?

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    89. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by jpostel · · Score: 1

      I worked at a small software firm where the DBAs and programmers were one and the same. The problem came about when one of the owners decided that IT should report into the head DBA/Programmer. Unmitigated disaster. The head DBA truly believed that he understood servers and networks because he had written code that ran on them. It lasted about 3 weeks.

      The crazy part was when they tried the same thing a few years later. It lasted about 6 weeks

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    90. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the ambulance driver, nurse, and doctors could all be called "medical providers", and "information technology" is just as generic as "medical provider".

    91. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can consult a dictionary and see what it says about words, but in the real word, term have extradictionary connotations; they get used to mean specific things, and so they mean specific things to people. You wanna argue that when a term is broken down into its constituent components it can be matched against a specific meaning - well if you have to break it down into its constituent components, it's because the term has different meanings to people other than that, as is the case here, and all you're doing fundamentally is arguing about the meaning of something as it is in a different language. By your definition, anything that combines any form of information with any form of technology can be classed as IT, that doesn't even have to mean a computer... a term so incredibly generic is redundant in a language which purpose is the conveyance of idea, as it no longer does that. And so, the term has meaning greater than the sum of its constituent parts would they be seperate, and has meaning in real life language more specific than to which it you have it defined.

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    92. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Velex · · Score: 1

      A cardiac surgeon doesn't know much otolaryngology; an EE doesn't know much about steam turbines; a personal injury lawyer isn't going to be much help with your corporate takeover.

      The difference is, though, that most people understand this, but don't understand that a software developer isn't going to be much help with your spyware problem.

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    93. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 1

      I see your point... that even though circular saws /are/ tools, and will often be found used in conjunction with screwdrivers and hammers, one wouldn't expect to find them in a 'tool'box; that the classification "a box for tools" tends to imply a certain subset of 'tool', that one would normally find in a toolbox. Someone probably wouldn't think a circular saw would fit in a toolbox, as say, a programmer may not feel fit in the classification of "IT", as refering to the holding classification doesn't normally imply that specific subset when people hear it, and so one may wish to refer more specifically to that subset, to differenciate and convey the correct idea. I like the way you made it, I couldn't have put it better myself!

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    94. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      There's a difference though. Taiwan and China had their rough past, whereas IT is a work area. A good comparison is if someone would get angry because they're called human beings. "Dude, you offend me, I'm not a human being, I'm a Software Developer!".

      ...okay, then again, some software developers would be right :)

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    95. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      Just for the sake of argument, suppose you were a top flight developer - crucial to some part of the main business, productive, approachable, etc. You get $150k/yr and your title says IT Worker or similar. Now, how would you like for someone in HR to look at this when the company is having a bad year and ask themselves why this it guy is paid twice or more what Larry the cablemonkey gets? After all, there may be layoffs, and you could be on the list without knowing it, in part because your title doesn't reflect what you do. Better hope your boss goes to bat.

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    96. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Fortunately one of CS profs quickly suggested that the EE professors could fix wiring and changing light bulbs and the Civil Engineering profs could clean bathrooms and unplug toilets

      Surely the Mechanical Engineering department would be doing the toilets. The Chemical Engineering profs can run the cafeteria! What do CS people know?

      And while all this is going on, the students could just teach themselves. Slowly technology is drifting to the point where people will have enough knowledge in their computers to learn how to do any task. IF everyone was equally skilled, what would motivate people to do the stressful or high-risk work? Money? Honor? What would motivate people to keep doing the same boring challengeless low-paying thing every day?

      While I was developing software for a company I did some IT just because there was no one else who knew computers, but I didn't want IT to be a career. I helped someone fix up a messed up database, and this kind of computer work was not glamorous.

      The line between fun work and drudge work in computers is very easy to cross. Essentially there is a computer sitting on a desk with all the power just at the the fingertips. All it takes is the will to keep working until you really achieve something. That's not very stressful compared to other professions where you might have to crawl into a hole, carry massive equipment into a wilderness, or be adept with timing and touch.

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    97. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 1

      Amen to that!

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    98. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The phrase 'IT' is so overused, I'm not sure what it means any more.

      It means "Information Technology."

      I didnt bother to read the rest since you obviously have no idea what you are talking about.

    99. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I don't even know what it means either. I thought it used to mean the systems management people; those who hooked up your network, installed software, and in general computer user services. But lately I've seen it used much more generically for any sort of job that involves computer technology, hardware, or software. Ie, people describe Intel as an IT company, but I never used to think of it that way, instead it was a company that makes computer parts and equipment.

    100. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      One reason it matters is when you're dealing with other companies, particularly small companies. I am occasionally called upon to talk to one of our clients about some problem they are having. Ninety-nine percent of the time the problem is on their side, not ours, and before anyone can do anything about it the client needs to understand that -- otherwise they'll refuse to take the necessary steps, and continue blaming us for something that really has nothing to do with us.

      So! It's very hard to convince clients of this, because they always have their "IT guy" with them. This is usually one of several types:

      - The college kid who comes in after class when he remembers, but he's always on that myspace thing so he must know computers
      - The one guy in the office who knows more about computers than anyone else there (usually, he really only knows enough to be dangerous)
      - Most commonly, some third-party slob who charges a hundred bucks an hour but still doesn't know anything much beyond "reboot or reinstall". Network knowledge doesn't extend beyond how to plug cables into a router.

      But that "IT guy" is someone they know, and he's standing right there assuring them that he "checked everything" (e.g., pinged google successfully). He has to say this, otherwise he looks like an idiot for not seeing it sooner, and has to explain why he's racked up 300 dollars of billable time without fixing anything. The customer wants to believe the person they know, and wants to believe that their money went somewhere useful. I'm just some voice on a phone.

      At that point my job is much more difficult, and sometimes impossible. We've actually lost clients a once or twice over this -- the client could have done something to fix the problem and we'd all go about our merry way but "The IT Guy" was insisting it "must be a problem with the system" because he "checked everything". Ugh!

      Kind of a rant there, but it's one of the reasons I despise the term "IT guy". It's meaningless. And as the submitter noted, it lumps everyone into the same category -- the Unix sysadmin with the "dude who can reboot Windows", and the MCSE with some helpdesk phone jockey.

      There is definitely an ego component to that -- the competent people don't want to be considered on the same level as the morons. But ego aside, the term is so generic that it can cause real problems, causing real people to waste real money, as noted above.

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    101. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Except if you called the person in sales one of the "marketing folks", or vice versa. They'd correct you.

      The person designing and building a product that the company sells is not an "IT person". The person who keeps the office computing environment working is. The R&D department is not the same at the IT department.

    102. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fortunately one of CS profs quickly suggested that the EE professors could fix wiring and changing light bulbs and the Civil Engineering profs could clean bathrooms and unplug toilets."

      And management could take over... wait, they have no marketable job skills, do they.

    103. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they're called "doctors" and "nurses", not "hospital people".

    104. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Train operators were called Engineers originally because you had to be an engineer to operate one (it required the skills and knowledge of engineering).

      In Asia, you can get a PE in:
      Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Electronic & Telecommunication Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Marine Engineering, Nautical Studies, Polymer Engineering, Textile & Clothing Engineering, Information Technology and Agriculture Engineering

      In the US:
      Mechanical (also covers Aerospace), Electrical, Civil, Chemical

      There's no such thing as Software Engineering with regard to the term "Engineer". Stop whining.

    105. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the sanitation engineer can..hmm.. teach ?

    106. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself this question. Can you get yourself registered as a professional engineer?
      If you can't you'll have to consider that it's a meaningless self declared title like "guru".
      I no longer call myself an engineer since I'm not really doing engineering work and I'm really more annoyed with cable TV installers that use the title than yourself.

    107. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by galego · · Score: 1

      Wait?!?!?! This would suggest that there may be different kinds of 'sales people', like there are different kids of us 'IT people'? Can that be possible?

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    108. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by lennier · · Score: 1

      "I'm an IT Professional. Do I know anything about fixing windoze? HELL NO! Do people assume I know about PCs and wireless routers and (sheeze!) printers? "

      So... you write code which will be accessed in an environment that you admit you don't understand, and you're *proud* of this?

      As an IT person, whose job it is to take programs written by developers and then figure out how to shoehorn them into our system, I often find myself scratching my head and wondering "what were the developers thinking with this? Do they care how hard it is to install their software and make it work with a real-world environment? Have they ever actually *used* a real-world networked environment and realise how complicated it is? Or do they just live in a little developer bubble where they only ever use their own personal machines and don't have to wrestle with deployment and management policies?"

      Your attitude makes me think that perhaps there's some truth to this feeling.

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    109. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      James May mode "what you dont have a separate box for your spanners and screwdrivers"

    110. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just tell them "You can't spell 'profit' with out 'it'"

    111. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by martyros · · Score: 1

      But you don't do that in other jobs. At Chrysler I'm sure that the people who design the cars and the people who set up and maintain the machinery aren't both called "mechanics". And I don't think at GE the people who design electrical parts for the company and the people who install them in their building are called "electricians". They're not grouped together at all, because it's understood they're doing completely different things. Why should computers be different?

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    112. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      The company IS the toolbox, the problem is that Smitty's boss wants to just say "I need tool!" every time rather than "I need a " even when referring to everything from a screwdriver to a tablesaw.

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    113. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Dumnezeu · · Score: 1

      Now you're just splitting hair. Replace tool box with tool shed in my previous comment.
      Dammit, some of you guys sure are lazy! Why can't you think for yourself for a bit?

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    114. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      I hope you have a Ceng :-)

    115. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'd expect to find a circular saw in the garage, and only yard-tools and lawnmowers in the tool-shed. Sorry, couldn't help heaping it on.

    116. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its in jest though. I can see how it would bother you though. Most fellow Aussies would call you a Seppo or Septic these days though.

      For those wondering its a case of Rhyming slang where, Septic Tank = Yank, but being Aussies everything is shortened so you end up with Septic or Seppo.

    117. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I feel like I've read this story before -- have you posted it on Slashdot in the past?

      I don't have my copy of UNIX System Administration Handbook (Nemeth, Seebass) handy, but I'm almost certain it's part of the intro.

    118. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      This is as stupid as a Doctor complaining about being called a medical professional. Does a high end chef get mad because Wendy's calls their fry cook a chef? IT stands for Information Technology. A programmer uses Technology to process Information, therefore you are an IT person.

      Sorry.

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    119. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most programmers are nothing more than the snobs of the IT world. I'm so sick of their pathetic whining while they try to justify the inordinate amount of money they wasted learning outdated business practices and code structures. In my experience, most of them don't even understand simple concepts like DNS, yet go on and on about how they had to study 100 different memory management techniques. The result... you now require twice the memory you originally did, and then there's a leak, and it ends up crashing out after 2 days anyway.

      95% of you still haven't been able to figure out how to get a program to run successfully as a non-root user.
      95% of you still consider the people who keep your wretched duct tape monstrosities running "stupid system admins"
      95% of you couldn't keep a pile of your messes running at half the up-time you demand without the engineering assistance of a well rounded "IT guy" who started as "the intern who fixes windoze"

      But alas, the rest of the world has already figured out that we can buy 4 of you for the price of 1 now-a-days anyways. Your job will be outsourced in a few years, so we don't worry. But us silly "IT guys" without titles, who can do anything you ask of us will always be here to sell you rental space in one of our racks, to provide you backups, connectivity, hardware, infrastructure advice, and someone to kick around, so you can keep whining and feeding your ego while you shovel us your money. Nice doin business. =D

      - a dumb system admin who doesn't know anything except how to keep all the crappy half cocked apps, languages, server types, transport methods, storage infrastructures, and os's all playing well together while you keep whining about titles and which language is "the new thing that's going to revolutionize the industry"

    120. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That was kind of the joke...

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    121. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Probably for the same reason you don't call an Australian a colonist, or a Canadian a fur trader.
        A *touch* out of date, and meant to be antagonistic.

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    122. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by MWoody · · Score: 1

      Imagine you design cars. Someone calls you a "mechanic." Is this a problem?

    123. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      That's easy: the network is the single point of failure. If I unplug the network from my databases, I don't have any problems, and performance goes up drastically.

      That being said, when we're told that performance is slow, we're the first to get blamed. So I normally need disprove that it's our "fault", by determining network connectivity & performance, making sure the end users' machine is working properly, and that the user knows what they're doing. Then I get to go blame the developers for writing non-resilient code.

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    124. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed to the infinite power of 10.

      I am an engineering student but happen to know how to use and fix computers, its rather useful in the area. Other people know I can fix computers and sometimes people even pay me for at home service and advice (Limewire I 3 You, providing so much work for me its ridiculous). However this has one caveat... Apparently I also know how to work every single computery thing ever made and am deluded with calls of "How do I program my DVR?", "Why doesn't my digital cable converter box work?", "My Cell phone isn't getting service", "How do I hookup my Xbox?" and all of that manner.

      Actually I love to help people but there's a problem, I dont know what DVR model they are using, I've never used a digital converter box ever, your cellphone doesn't suck you just didn't read the manual, and I've never played an Xbox let alone set one up.

      This is the problem with being skilled in IT Support, everything having to do with computers gets passed to you... whether it has to do with computers or not.

    125. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by mikael · · Score: 1

      One of the universities I studied at, once failed to have the courier to pick up the magnetic tape with the payroll transactions required to be delivered to the bank. Since accounting only worked 10 to 4, they had to get one of the IT techs (who were on call 24 hours/day) to make the delivery.

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    126. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by recrudescence · · Score: 0

      hahahah! what a great and sobering response! I sure hope the man has tenure! :D

    127. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Probably with the IEEE, yes. Sure, why not?

      I certainly don't see why what I do (software design and implementation for finance and credit card applications, amongst other things, money and time-critical software) is any less engineering than hardware.

    128. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I don't like you using the term "management" I'm a directory I actually do work, I'm not a lowly supervisor or a sit on my arse C*O.

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    129. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Train operators were called Engineers originally because you had to be an engineer to operate one (it required the skills and knowledge of engineering).

      No, train operators were called engineers for the same reason that ship's engineers are so called--because they work with engines, and traditionally those who did so were given the moniker "engineer". (as Webster says, "engineer(n). 4 : a person who runs or supervises an engine or an apparatus").

      Fire engineers are likewise named, and radio engineers and station engineers come from the same history. There were technical skills required, but they bear no resemblance to modern PE requirements or recent attempts to redefine engineer restrictively.

      In Asia, you can get a PE in:
      Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Electronic & Telecommunication Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Marine Engineering, Nautical Studies, Polymer Engineering, Textile & Clothing Engineering, Information Technology and Agriculture Engineering

      In the US:
      Mechanical (also covers Aerospace), Electrical, Civil, Chemical

      First, PE is a technical designation that in the US varies by state jurisdiction; some states (e.g. Texas) offer PEs for software engineering, others do not.

      Second, arguing based on PE definitions is like saying that because an M.D. has to graduate from an accredited medical school, calling a PhD in philosophy "Doctor Smith" or a Hollywood ghost editor/rewriter a "script doctor" is wrong.

      It's completely irrelevant to the discussion of the word "engineer", which is a much broader word than a narrow PE designation. In the US, a PE is only required for those working on projects deemed to have significant public health and safety implications. The vast majority of engineers (even in traditional branches) do not have PEs in the US, although many engineers opt to get a PE even if they're not legally required to; the majority in the US, though, are graduate engineers.

      Engineer is an English word with a long and broad history, and recent attempts to restrict its use to P.E.s and by engineering societies are just as repugnant as if the AMA tried to lobby for the plain word "doctor" to be illegal for use by those without an M.D.

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    130. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      "Except if you called the person in sales one of the "IT People", or vice versa. They'd correct you."

      Altered and it's still true.

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    131. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! You're just a software engineer? I'm a supreme senior software analyst advisor head of the developmental engineering analytics division!

      So... you're an IT guy?

    132. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      It matters because management, the HR folks, the sales people, the marketing group, the Manufacturing team and the warehouse people keep calling me an IT guy!!

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    133. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. I remember a time, when I was doing tech support, when I went to a job fair I would tell people, IT. Are you looking for IT. The majority of the people gave me a blank stare, as if to say, what is he talking about. Now I have a CIO, in an education environment no less, and everyone calls us IT. Funny how the cookie crumble.

    134. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Except it's not the same as "IT" because IT, whether it's development, QA,

      Imagine a large physical engineering company that had HR, finance, executives, etc. referring to all their technical staff (architects, PEs, surveyors, materials specialists, draftsmen, etc.) as some sort of generalized and removed term which has gained a social stigma (say, "geek"). That's what calling technologists "IT guys" has become.

      Sure, call the whole collection of working groups "IT", but just having "IT" or calling a programmer/developer/DBA/sysadmin/tech suport "IT guys" is a bit denigrating - it shows, at least, a general disdain. I've seen it as "the IT guy" and I'm sure many others have, too. It doesn't matter if your title is technologist, system administrator, database administrator, development lead, or anything else: you're just the IT guy, and that's the way it will probably remain. Nevermind they know the PE (engineer) by name as well as his title; them being the low-end of the social order was then; this is now.

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    135. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you are one of those IT guys that can fix my Internet?

    136. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed, This is like an athlete complaining about being called a "sports guy". quite frankly you're in IT, the specifics of the field may be more relevant to others in the field, but from the outside you're just a Korean among the chinamen

    137. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've persuaded me. I used to fall under the category of people who thought "I'm a programmer, not an IT guy!". But you're right - I don't understand lawyers and doctors the same way as I do people in the software world. But I guess what I find frustrating, still, is that people realize that there is more to IT than fixing your internet or making your programs work. I feel as though people perceive that to be all there is to IT, and, thus - don't understand me when I say "oh, that's really not what I do....". (People understand a Doctor when he says "well, I'm a podiatrist, surgery isn't really what I do). So, I now agree with you that being stuck up about being labeled as IT is flawed. However, I still feel that we have a problem with the way IT is perceived. 1) The general public isn't even aware that there are subcategories and 2) People in IT are often turned away from anything labeled IT.

    138. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Except I'm not an "IT guy" any more than a draftsman is an engineer, a legal assistant is a lawyer, and so on. Yet people aren't so daft that they can't remember those titles and roles, despite such roles having nothing to do with their own life (and being completely outside their realm of experience).

      People just have a general contempt for those who do all that "fancy, complex stuff, quickly" with computers. It's one thing to not understand what goes into the end product, but we're generally looked down upon as liars, thieves, and generally amoral/sociopathic. Sure, some are, but no moreso than there are lawyers, etc. who fit that description. It's an unfairly gained stigma, I think. I blame the 1980s.

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    139. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not going to happen.

      A civil engineer can at least explain his role and responsibilities as they contrast to, say, an Engineer In Training, draftsman, or any other position which does things similar to him. (Eg, "I design and specify build requirements for roadways, buildings, etc. whereas my partner, the environmental engineer, works on water spillways and various other things. We have EITs and draftsmen who work under us.")

      How would you go about those sentences for IT? "I'm a system administrator, and I uh...." - you can't. You'll have to explain the meanings of: server, network, servers (the software kind) and so on. The best you might be able to do is say you work in the datacenter making the Internet (or file servers) work, but that's either hyperbole or a gross under-representation of what you really do (and not terribly good for job security).

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    140. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      This is especially true, because the most common IT/health/electric/law guy is the one on the low end of things. There are a lot more law clerks than lawyers, for instance. Yet most technologists get lumped in as an "IT guy" whereas those in the medical field get the respect of distinction.

      It's kinda hard to be distinguished in your field when most people haven't a fucking clue that there's any degree of variation.

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    141. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I'm in the US. I don't put titles on my resume unless they reflect what I do.

      For instance, if I'm an "IT Specialist" (a title which almost guarantees the HR types don't know what the job entails, nevermind the possibility that your manager doesn't either) then there's a high probability that I'm going to put something else on my resume. My resume is to sell me, and reflect what I did in the position. It doesn't need to be the title.

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    142. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh. Star Children are metastases from Ann Arbor or Madison.

    143. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes but at theend of the day, we all need to stop worrying about labels and titles and just do your damn job and go home and assume the only title that means anything.... Father, Husband, Brother, Mother, Sister, Wife, Son, Daughter, Aunt, Uncle, Cousin, Friend etc.... When this whole thing (life) is over, the only title that will mean anything to you (and to the God you worship or entity you claim) will be those and other similar to the one I listed. Who cares that I am the Systems Implementation Engineer with 15+ years experience in system administration, web development, active directory administration and architecture. The only title I care about is when my two girls come running to the door when I walk in and call me daddy. A job I am more committed to than any IT guy role I have had or ever will and a job that pays more than any company could possibly attempt to.

    144. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by war4peace · · Score: 1

      Not to me, it isn't. Why? Because I understand their lack of knowledge on the matter. Some people (a lot, actually) can't make the difference. Furthermore, I do have respect for any job out there, and I don't think my job is better than yours. I design cars and you can't, but you can fix cars, and I can't. And to add up, "IT Guy" means a guy who works in the IT Department, deals with IT stuff, whatever that is. It's a general definition, maybe too general, but it includes software developers, Help Desk employees, etc.

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      ...gis sdrawkcab (usually not responding to ACs; don't bother posting as AC)
    145. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Danny+Dot · · Score: 1

      But they all can actually be used to drive nails. I do it all the time. Makes my dad super mad because he doesn't understand how to use tool properly. I vote for "Software Design Engineers". Danny Deger P.S. Microsoft doesn't fix software, they only know how to break it. They are really good at this actually.

    146. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The database is on the network, and the network is where the database is... DUH!

    147. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Octorian · · Score: 1

      Its really not about confusing specialists or generalists within a specific field. Its about confusing whole tiers and lumping them together.

      Or in other words, its not about confusing a "cardiac surgeon" with a "neurosurgeon" or even an "internist". Its about taking a "medical doctor," a "nurse," an "orderly," and a "medical receptionist" and referring to all of them as "the medical people" with zero distinction.

    148. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by dsouza42 · · Score: 1

      haha! You're just a software engineer? I'm a supreme senior software analyst advisor head of the developmental engineering analytics division!

      So, your an IT guy?

    149. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So this guy doesn't like being called the "IT Guy"... Well, that is a bit vague

      I doubt if he actually has business cards with "IT guy" on them.

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    150. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      So this guy doesn't like being called the "IT Guy"... Well, that is a bit vague

      I doubt if he actually has business cards with "IT guy" on them.

      That's my whole point.

      "IT Guy" is not his official title. It isn't his official position. It isn't what is listed on the organization chart, it isn't what he'd put on his resume, it isn't on his business cards.

      "IT Guy" is just a vague way of indicating where in a company he fits. Like "Joe from Accounting" or "Betty from Sales" - this is "John from IT."

      Regardless of what his actual title may be - if he works for the IT department, he's an "IT Guy."

      If his company is big enough to have separate departments for "IT" and "Software" - then maybe he should suggest that he'd be a better fit in the Software department. But if his company only has an "IT" department, and that's where he works, he's an "IT Guy."

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    151. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by fran6gagne · · Score: 1

      He probably watch porn all day long and dispatch the job to programmer peons.

    152. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't register as a professional engineer with the IEEE. You can become a member of the IEEE, which means.. well, nothing.. and which has nothing to do with becoming a professional engineer, which is a legally protected designation in many places. Depending on where you work, it'll take a degree from a recognized institution, a technical exam, a professional practice exam, and four years of engineering experience supervised by an already-licensed professional engineer.

    153. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Depends on whether you're looking from an internal or an external standpoint.

      Put it this way: for more physical product, if engineers work in R&D are they not still engineers? Within the company they might be referred to as being in R&D but to the world they're still an engineer.

      Like it or not the world has little boxes that people's jobs fit into. And from a general business standpoint, desktop support techs, network admins, system admins, programmers, DBA's, and anyone else who's primary responsibility involves fixing, integrating, or designing computers or things on computers, then your box is called IT. Feel free to bandy about titles within that box all day long, but the world has a use for general purpose classifications - you're not going to shake this one.

      Heck to a lot of people I grew up with I'm a "businessman". Technically I'm an IT Project Manager, but to these people who are mostly construction workers and other blue collar positions, they see anyone who works indoors at a desk as a "businessman". Doesn't really bother me.

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    154. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha! You're just a software engineer? I'm a supreme senior software analyst advisor head of the developmental engineering analytics division!

      AKA - the IT guy!

    155. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we tried to replace the popular usage of "hacker" with "cracker" so we could have "hacker" as our generic group-identifying term, but as that didn't really work out, we're stuck being "IT Guys" which is still a little better than "Computer Guy"

    156. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      Hi there, nice to meet you. I have two undergrad degrees; one of them is in software engineering and one of them is in computer engineering. I've got an Engineering Intern cert (meaning I passed the FE exam, having just graduated, and can work under a PE until I can test for my own).

      I can tell you that as a computer engineer, the software engineering curriculum at my alma mater takes a much more thorough approach to the actual *engineering* of a product--that is, its conception, definition, design, and implementation--than does the computer engineering curriculum, even though the "transistor x does thing y under conditions a, b, and c" stuff is what enabled me to pass the FE. Software engineering *is* engineering. And it's not just software development.

    157. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      There is actually a series of exams one can take to become a CSDA/CSDP (Certified Software Development Associate/Professional) which are issued by the IEEE Computer Society, however I object to the titles they issue, though they do mostly test on software engineering. Oh, and yes, you can become a licensed software engineer. Texas and Florida actually require it before you can use the title, as well as some places in Canada. So we're getting there.

      I posted this below, but it's relevant here and I'm not sure if you'll get the email reply for a great-great-grandchild:

      I have two undergrad degrees; one of them is in software engineering and one of them is in computer engineering. I've got an Engineering Intern cert (meaning I passed the FE exam, having just graduated, and can work under a PE until I can test for my own).

      I can tell you that as a computer engineer, the software engineering curriculum at my alma mater takes a much more thorough approach to the actual *engineering* of a product--that is, its conception, definition, design, and implementation--than does the computer engineering curriculum, even though the "transistor x does thing y under conditions a, b, and c" stuff is what enabled me to pass the FE. Software engineering *is* engineering. And it's not just software development.

    158. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I know it's not just a matter of "registering", I have some experience with chemical engineers.

      The standards and exams are in progress at the IEEE, and I fully intend to become an accredited engineer as soon as the process is clear. Until then I will call myself one as what I do is on a par with the other engineering disciplines.

      Maybe what *you* do isn't, but I don't write web pages for a living.

    159. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody said software engineering wasn't an engineering discipline. However, the GP thought that the becoming a professional engineer involved paying for an IEEE membership, which is not the case at all. Again, depending on where you work, you can become as professional engineer as a software engineer... just don't think that the IEEE has anything to do with it, as the GP did. They're two different beasts, and becoming a professional engineer takes a lot more work.

    160. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      You're right about the PE proper, but there is an equivalent SE cert from IEEE. I mentioned somewhere else in this thread that IEEE Computer Society does indeed offer the CSDA/CSDP certification, which works much the same way as an Engineering Intern/PE cert (with the exception of the "you have to be licensed to do work or use the title" clause), though I object to them being "Software Development" titles as opposed to Software Engineering, since the test is mostly on SE best practices.

    161. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

      The name a company applies to the position can indicate how the management views, values, or understands the position. As a software engineer I wouldn't apply to a job titled 'IT guy'. It's not the only indicator, but it certainly is an indicator. Talented candidates have to filter out the companies that look like a poor fit. Don't worry though, the desperate candidates will apply no matter what the job title is.

    162. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Sho+KIlla · · Score: 0

      I can!!! Too many users assume that if you are a part of the IT Department you know everything there is to know about a computer (in my case I am the IT Department). All too often I am used as a "Help Desk" for software I never have used, is not part of my job to use, and will probably never use. It is assumed that because it is part of my job to maintain the network and its security that I am the see-all-know-all of my company. What most fail to realize is that there are different disciplines with-in the Technology field and to be well versed in a small handful of those disciplines does not predispose the "IT Guy" to have all of the answers. Titles were meant to reflect an accurate and short summary of exactly that person's responsibilities.

    163. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Is "developer" any more prestigious than "IT guy"?

      In my feeling, it's got nothing to do with prestige. It's got to do with not having to stop what I'm doing every 45 minutes to explain to some dipshit that no, I'm not going to fix his Vista PC because I wouldn't know how even if I *didn't* have enough of my own work to do.

    164. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Quite a chip on your shoulder there. Sounds like you understand about as much about what programmers do about as much as you complain that they do about your job.

      -- A code monkey who's gotten paid to do some unix administration, or a neckbearded unix asshole who's gotten paid to do some programming, take your pick.
      (NB: To date, I still far prefer the unix admin role.)

    165. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by msgyrd · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that.

    166. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by msgyrd · · Score: 1

      I can one up you on titles. The company I work for was bought by a larger contracting company. Within my original organization, I'm a Software Engineer I to HR, in the larger company, I'm an Associate Programmer II for payroll purposes, but in the host company I'm an Application Developer & Support for contractual purposes. Within the host company, other departments refer to me as Software Analyst.

      Titles are fluff. Yes, they can reflect real world salaries, and make a difference in getting past HR resume keyword filters, but I've got 3 official titles for the same entry level crap job. I could just as easily be Jr. Software Developer, Web Programmer, Enterprise Web Developer, Jr. Java Architect, etc, and it wouldn't matter at all. I don't mind being lumped into IT, as what I do is "technology regarding information", but the IT industry is horrible about creating crap titles that mean nothing, and really bad about consistently differentiating "code monkey" workers from actual computer scientists.

    167. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      However, the GP thought that the becoming a professional engineer involved paying for an IEEE membership

      No I did not.
      I was writing about the qualifications to be eligible for membership as a professional engineer but not actually joining that asssociation.

    168. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by hazem · · Score: 1

      I posted it a few years ago. It happened in 2001. Maybe it's the kind of thing that happens when management types have no idea what people do to get a PhD in Computer Science.

    169. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it was a form of engineering on itself, its products would be patentable... but they're not (at least not in reasonable countries)

    170. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by x2A · · Score: 1

      Riiiight... but if I agreed with you, then I'd be thinking for myself??! No thanks, cuz then we'd both be wrong!

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    171. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a reason why we don't refer to screwdrivers, circular saws and sanding machines all as "hammers".

      I though we referred to them, like we refer to the OP, as "tools".

    172. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, that IT-tech probably was one of those that wanted to get his salary on time, so he thought it was a nice little trip after all.

      Mistakes happen, and I have done my fair share of solving emergency stuff like this. But that is something entirely different from having it as one of your work tasks.

    173. Re:Can't see why this would matter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even worse, work for a company which El Reg reviews with the "witty" headline:

      CopperEye for the database guy

  2. You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're in IT. Deal with it.

    1. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but IT is pretty non-descriptive. Especially as nearly every area of human endeavor starts using computers. The job of a programmer, a systems administrator, a chip designer are not the same.

    2. Re:You have an ego problem by iamapizza · · Score: 1

      If you really care so much about your title, and hate being called an IT guy, you're in the wrong line of work. And the wrong website.

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    3. Re:You have an ego problem by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      I think the title most suited to him would be "PHB".

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    4. Re:You have an ego problem by dwarfsoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife happens to think that I spend too much time on the computer, and as I work in I.T. at work I shouldn't need to touch a computer when I get home. My "hobby" and "work" are the same... apparently. My work is actually maintaining servers, and my hobby is programming. I wish there were a way to explain to her the difference... *sigh*

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    5. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're in it. Deal with IT.

      There, fixed that for you.

    6. Re:You have an ego problem by realityimpaired · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Her understanding the difference between server admin and programming is irrelevant, and won't fix the problem: If your wife is telling you she thinks you're spending too much time at the computer, it's because she'd rather you spend the time with her, and were doing something romantic. Relationships work, and stay alive, on doing stuff together and having common interests.

      When was the last time you brought her flowers? (assuming she likes them, I do know a couple of women who don't). When was the last time you went out on a date? Was it planned, or did you get home in the evening and say "let's go out tonight"? When was the last time you stayed in, and had a quiet evening snuggling? When was the last time you went dancing, or to the theater?

      Getting married does not mean that you have to stop working at the romance side of things. You could probably earn yourself a week's worth of being left alone to program by taking her out on Friday. Try to do something romantic with her at least once a week, preferably more often, and you'll find that she stops feeling neglected, and will give you your time to do things like your hobby of programming.

      *sighs*
      Tara

    7. Re:You have an ego problem by baptiste · · Score: 1

      Or WATB

    8. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hate being called the IT guy? It could be worse. You could be like me, a female...then being called the IT guy would seem worse.

    9. Re:You have an ego problem by Weezul · · Score: 1

      IT implies technical support. Real IT people get overtime by federal law. If you don't like being called IT, just point this act out to management, and give them a correct title that does not imply you get overtime under federal law. I'd think they'll be happy that you helped them avoid the risk of a less scrupulous employee suing for undeserved overtime.

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    10. Re:You have an ego problem by sagematt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Daddy, why is there a woman in Slashdot?

    11. Re:You have an ego problem by Lordpidey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, my brother has a similar problem. He is a psychologist, and his wife thinks he shouldn't have to interact with anyone the moment he gets home.

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    12. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will the check still cash???Ive been in IT since 1991, I've been an Sales Engineer, a Netware Admin, a support specialist, a Field Service Engineer, a Help Desk Support Engineer, a jr systems administrator, a senior systems administrator, a senior systems analyst, a sr systems administrator for microsoft and vmware technologies, a guy who went to the bank and cashed my freakin check.....shut up already and deal with it! Frackin grad school schmuks really pis me off.

    13. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hookers and strippers are cheaper and generally more fun. Sorry I'm "on the computer" generating an income so she can sit on her fat ass watching soap operas all day.

      I've tried to be romantic, but man, she smells like a dead carp most days. It is okay for her to get on me about the computer, but not for me to ask for basic hygiene?

      Still, good points overall, Tara.

    14. Re:You have an ego problem by Courageous · · Score: 1

      Was it planned, or did you get home in the evening and say "let's go out tonight"?

      I was curious about this one. Is there a right answer here? I would have thought both would be good.

      C//

    15. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, it's fine by you for a woman to be nagging her man for attention. And it is man's responsibility to provide entertainment to the woman! That does not sound like equality...

    16. Re:You have an ego problem by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      He wasn't really complaining, he was just boasting about being a male slashdot poster who's actually married.

    17. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your wife is telling you she thinks you're spending too much time at the computer, it's because she'd rather you spend the time with her, and were doing something romantic.

      Geez, as soon as I moved in with my girlfriend, at her invitation, our relationship went downhill. She must have been of the mindset that once I moved in there was no need to be the way she was when we dated. Talk about Jekyl and Hyde change on her part. BULLETIN: NOT ALL WOMEN ARE INTERESTED IN ROMANCE EXCEPT IN THEIR HEADS. And romance is a two-way street dearest Tara.

    18. Re:You have an ego problem by 32771 · · Score: 1

      To remind you what life is all about - uh - son.

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    19. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use IT. I'm not doing IT. I will not fix your printer for you.

    20. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've experienced this as well, which is scary considering we probably live hundreds of miles apart and have no connections whatsoever. Couldn't explain what happened any better than you either.

    21. Re:You have an ego problem by repetty · · Score: 1

      I don't think you paid very careful attention.

      This guy actually knows with IT stands for and how the term was used. There are even still schools that have separate CS and IT degree programs. In fact, I have friends that have IT degrees, not CS degrees.

      I remember my reaction to the first time that I heard someone refer to a desktop computer support guy as "IT"... I thought, what the fuck?

      You would be in the majority if you believe that anything "computery" is IT. I can't single you out for that.

      It's just a pity that IT really doesn't mean anything specific, anymore.

    22. Re:You have an ego problem by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The correct answer is "both". Planning dates is good, but your wife probably won't feel satisfied entirely until you show that you like to spontaneously spend time with her.

      I'd figure that a guy would want to spontaneously spend time with his wife, right? Then again, I've never been married and here a lot of stories... so maybe it's different from what I know ;-).

    23. Re:You have an ego problem by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      That's not a huge accomplishment. AFAICT, most Slashdotters old enough to have married have been married at least once. It's just the teens and 20s, the aimless dating years, that trouble us.

    24. Re:You have an ego problem by abarrieris5eV · · Score: 1

      Wow... uhmm, you seem to know the ins and outs of a complete strangers marriage and whose fault it is based on a 3 line /. comment. My guess is you are either: psychic, a psychological genius, or projecting. Or you are said poster's wife, in which case I take it all back.

    25. Re:You have an ego problem by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Wow, thanks for bumming me out.

    26. Re:You have an ego problem by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      This is probably not the reply you expected, but I want all married Geeks/Nerds to heed Tara's words. I too am a married Geek, and I too spent too much time with my computer.

      I tell you, better take your wife once more in your arm, tell her once more you love her because they do not see that you do love them unless you show them continually. The fact that you are there, plan the future, make sure she has no worries simply DOES NOT MATTER. It doesn't come up in their mental state. Take them in their arms one more time, give them flowers (even if you know that financialy a very dumb idea), give them chocolates (even if you know you'll hear about her weight for another three months). Do it.

      I know... My wife tried to commit suicided a bit over two months ago. The "why" is still unclear, but a big influence seems to be me hanging around the computer too much, not showing that I love her. Personally, I thought I did show, but it wasn't enough. What you think is enough "love", double it... It will probably just be barely enough for what she actually needs.

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    27. Re:You have an ego problem by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      There are no girls on the Internet son. That's either a troll or a tranny now stop interrupting my 4chan time.

    28. Re:You have an ego problem by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you here. Wikipedia isn't the "Be All, End All" of definitions, but I'm sure many people who want to know what IT is might just hit up Wiki. What does it say?

      Information technology (IT), as defined by the Information Technology Association of America (ITAA), is "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware."[1] IT deals with the use of electronic computers and computer software to convert, store, protect, process, transmit, and securely retrieve information.

      That really seems like a pretty decent catch all. I can get PC Technician, Software Engineer, Web Developer, I can get Network Engineer/Admin out of that, DBA out of that without stretching it one bit.

      I'm the sole "IT person" at a small company. I'm mostly a Network guy but I do a lot of Database stuff, I do Desktop support, and I do some programming (Mostly as pertains to databases but I have written a few decent, but small programs including one that will run on embedded devices sold with our product). Up until fairly recently we would go into meetings with sales people or potential business partners. The President would identify himself as President, the Engineering Manager, the Controller, the Sales Manager, etc. He'd get to me, stumble with his words and eventually blurt out "He is our computer guy". He eventually asked me what I'd like to be called and now I'll get introduced as the Senior Network Engineer, the CIO, the Systems developer,The "Supreme Overlord of Technology", the "guy who stays up all night", and even once as "The Janitor". We just make crap up depending on the people we will be meeting with. I did not see a difference in the way I was treated by those we were meeting with from title to title. I even have business cards with everything except the guy who stays up all night.

      When I decide to start really looking for a job, I'll concoct a suitable job title and go with that. For now...as long as they continue to pay me and treat me with a level of respect equal to that of the other employees, I could care less what they want to call me.

    29. Re:You have an ego problem by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      More or less, yes. Most jobs suck to some degree or other, it comes with the territory of being work. You'll probably have something else to complain about if you had some other kind of job.

    30. Re:You have an ego problem by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Maybe her line of thought doesn't hinge on exactly what you're doing at the computer (work, fun, doesn't make a difference), just the fact that you are at the computer... and hence not doing something else enough.

      What that something else is, I don't know. Like realityimpaired said, could be she wants more of your time spent on her, therefore less on the computer. Maybe you're getting fat and she wants some computer time traded for exercise time.

      If she doesn't care what the difference is, explaining it to her won't make any difference (but will make you look like kind of a tool).

    31. Re:You have an ego problem by ajlisows · · Score: 1

      Listen to the advice from the member of the female gender that just posted. Your wife DOES NOT CARE what you are doing with your computer. She'll only take that crap for so long until she throws up her hands and goes out to find someone else to spend the weekends with.

      Sometimes I get really wrapped in work and it carries over into the evening. Sometimes I get really wrapped up in a personal project and want to jam myself in my room for a few days. Yet...I make sure that at the minimum I stop to Sit down and eat dinner with her (take my time eating), Take another break and sit down and talk with her or watch TV for an hour or so, and finally...I go "tuck her in" at night (I stay up considerably later than she does). Sometimes "tucking in" means more, usually it is just holding her and talking to her about stuff...maybe telling her things I love about her, maybe planning things we are going to do, maybe reminiscing or something. It is during this time when she is most willing to listen to me talk about my computer work or projects, oddly enough (don't do this every night though....it will get old fast). It is amazing what a little *GASP* attention and affection can do.

      One more thing....get away for a day or two once in awhile. Go somewhere just the two of you...leave the laptop and smart phone at home. Enjoy her company. If you don't enjoy it...why did you get married in the first place?

    32. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daddy, why is there a woman in Slashdot?

      That would be an ugly old man posting as a woman. Nothing to worry about.

    33. Re:You have an ego problem by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      Very true. After having 2 kids, we had fallen into the trap of starting to live separate lives. Looking back we couldn't really have done much different. Our schedule was forced by the sleeping pattern of the babies, and the fact that my wife needed much more sleep than I did / do.

      Eventually we got to the stage where we felt things were going wrong between us, but we had no idea what it was. We tried talking with each other but that didn't really help.

      As silly as it sounds, things started getting back on track when we tried going to sleep at the same time on most of the days, and then talk for a bit and end the day together. By synchronizing our lives again, we reconnected. I also started giving her flowers every now and again, or send her a romantic picture via email, or put an 'I love you' message in her lunchbox... things like that. Really, it takes nearly no effort at all, and it makes a huge difference.

      Our marriage is now better than ever, just because of those little things. I still spend a lot of time in my workshop or behind my computer, but it is just not an issue anymore, because she knows that I care about her, and she knows that at the end of the day I'll be with her.

    34. Re:You have an ego problem by longbot · · Score: 1

      A divorce would be cheaper and easier.

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    35. Re:You have an ego problem by midnightkiller · · Score: 0

      I've read a hundred posts, and have not yet seen this angle yet. But I think that the term "IT Guy" can be used in a derogatory sense only when the employees refer to people in other departments with more formal titles or using their names. So if referring to Jack as an Accountant or Jane as a Account Executive is the norm, and yet they refer to you as "IT guy" they are degrading you relative to others in the organization, who may have far less impressive credentials. If everyone is "Accounting" or "Sales" or "IT" then it is probably nothing to get worked up about. One other thing to consider as well. Some companies consider IT as a business driver or differentiator, and others see it as a cost of doing business. Companies that have a strategic use for IT are going to have a natural respect for IT professionals, but companies that need IT just to re-image laptops will treat you as replaceable and if you are nerdy, they will try to pick on you like they did in high school -- just more discreetly.

    36. Re:You have an ego problem by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Bravo, the most intelligent comment in this thread.
      Sir, I salute you.

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    37. Re:You have an ego problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if most Slashdotters of a certain age have been married "at least once" then maybe it's not just the teens and 20s that trouble them.

  3. Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Phat_Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't think you're going to help attract a lot of talented engineers by changing the nomenclature to the "'Engineering Deptartment."

    That aside, I think "Software Engineer," "Software Architect," "Analyst," "Lead Developer," and such are common titles for people who are creating things with software, as opposed to "IT's" tech-support implications.

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    1. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by cheesybagel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my experience when lay people say "IT" they usually mean tech-support and cannot conceive of any other job. Which is why I do not like being called an IT person, since programming is nothing like it.

    2. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by moronoxyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Strangely enough, my experience is exactly the opposite: When I say that I work in IT, people instantly assume that I'm a programmer, and it takes some time for me to make them understand that I don't know Jack about that.
      (Well, I do a little PHP and C at times, but that doesn't make me a programmer.)

      But yes, "IT guys" is the correct term for all of us: Programmers, admins, security specialists, tech support

    3. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I suppose we could go back to the old term for the technical computer people - the "Data Processing" department. I'm not sure when it changed to Information Technology.

    4. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Kizeh · · Score: 1

      We ran into a similar issue (does a network admin run the routers or Windows boxes?) and anything with engineer and architect got nixed because those titles imply having passed a professional exam entitling one to the use of said title, and since there are no state approved "network engineer" or "network architect" degrees and exams we couldn't use such terms in titles either.

    5. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      In my experience when lay people say "IT" they usually mean someone who "knows about computers" that they can then ask anything from which notebook computer should I buy, to will you come over to my house and fix my wireless router for me, if you do I will give you milk and cookies (beer and burger, etc.). Because lets face it regardless if you are a Tech support person, a sys admin, programmer, etc. you could probably handle any of the above in your sleep.

      Ike

      p.s. my usual response to the notebook question is whatever Dell has on sale this week

    6. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting...

      I did software development for a while and Unix administration recently. In some companies software developers are seen as commodity workers. Sometimes they are not even referred to as people, but as a "dev resource". In contrast, as a unix engineer it's assumed that we have to know the entire stack not only including the hardware and software (including pSeries, Intel/AMD, virtual systems on PowerVM, VMWare, Xen), but backup and DR strategies, data center power requirements, application interaction, and data flow infrastructure (xml accelerators, load balancers, routers/switches, etc.) and many application specifics (Oracle, mail, Apache, etc..). Plus, we're assumed to know how to write scripts and do basic programming (Java, Perl, SQL, Python, PHP, shell, javascript and even some C). And "basic programming" is itself relative since some of the code we write is more complex than the Java or app-specific code that most of the developers produce.

      But the biggest differentiator is pay. The developers average around $60K in my company, but all the Unix engineers make at least $100K.

    7. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't use the terms engineer or engineering when talking about software people in any job.

    8. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      In my experience when lay people say "IT" they usually mean tech-support and cannot conceive of any other job. Which is why I do not like being called an IT person, since programming is nothing like it.

      In my experience, when people say "IT" they usually mean network support.

      Generally if someone is having a problem with their workstation or a bit of software they'll say they need to call "tech support."

      If they're talking about a bug in some in-house bit of software they'll refer to the "software guys."

      And if they can't talk to a server or their Internet isn't working, they'll call the "IT guys."

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    9. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Velex · · Score: 1

      In my experience when lay people say "IT" they usually mean tech-support and cannot conceive of any other job. Which is why I do not like being called an IT person, since programming is nothing like it.

      My pet peeve is when people who know that all I do at work is software development start asking me about hardware and whether computer x is a good deal given computer usage habits y and what a good antivirus package is given that other users will be doing Kazaa and whatnot. Even after two years of saying nothing more usually than "I use linux, so I don't know much about the state-of-the-art of antivirus since I generally don't need to worry about that part of computing, and my hardware at home (sans netbook) is all mostly 5-10 years old," they still ask me just because I'm an "IT guy" and "so smart." Then they call me an asshole behind my back because I couldn't help them. Sheesh.

      (Apparently one must have superhuman, genius-level intelligence to do much of anything with computers in these folks' minds, and said superhuman, genius-level intelligence confers omniscient knowledge of all things computer, like it's all some kind of arcane wizardry.)

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    10. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by visualight · · Score: 1

      I disagree. In every company I've worked, 'IT' are the guys who manage the corporate network, email/web/file/print servers and do desktop support. My work has nothing to do with any of those things, I work in the engineering department.

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    11. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an engineer, please don't change it to "engineering department" if they aren't full of either: degree-holding professional engineers; or, train conductors.

    12. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      But yes, "IT guys" is the correct term for all of us: Programmers, admins, security specialists, tech support

      Not quite all of us: calling women "guys" isn't correct. I'm used to being the only woman in the room (or sometimes building) but it's hard to trust someone's designs and fixes when they're that imprecise.

    13. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Deptartment

      You're right - misspelling "department" in the name of your department is not going to go down well with educated people.

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    14. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this economy, you'll get called IT and like it at a lot of places...

    15. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      You're right, since programming has nothing to do with Information Technology...

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    16. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Not quite all of us: calling women "guys" isn't correct. I'm used to being the only woman in the room (or sometimes building) but it's hard to trust someone's designs and fixes when they're that imprecise.

      In this prospect, it's not a gender specifier, it's a group designator. Much like "you guys".

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    17. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Actually, when lay-people say "IT", "computer guy", or any similar generic term, they typically assume that said person carries a broad range of computer-related skills and can fix any of their problems that involves a computer. I've dumbfounded more than one person when explaining that just because I write software, doesn't mean that I know how to fix their printer, configure their network, or do something in Microsoft Word. They assume that because I write software, I'm a computer guy, and because I'm a computer guy, I know how to solve all those computer problems. The reality is that if I'm not programming, half the time I'm just doing this. The thought that Network Administration, IT Help Desk, and Software Developer are all distinct positions with different knowledge and skill-sets is a revelation to them.

    18. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite all of us: calling women "guys" isn't correct. I'm used to being the only woman in the room (or sometimes building) but it's hard to trust someone's designs and fixes when they're that imprecise.

      I'm pretty sure the dictionary definition of "guys" applies to both men and women.

      Anyway, most of the alternatives suck: "guys and gals" sounds ridiculous, and words like "folks", "people", "colleagues", "fellow workers" all sound gauche.

      ...which is why at my own workplace I've standardized the perfect cross-gender term for a group of any size: "bunch of useless fsckers".

    19. Re:Grammar Nazi to the Rescue! by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Earth, where an informal group of people are, "You guys."

      Enjoy your stay.

  4. Petty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes that's petty. A rose by any other name smells as sweet.

    Just do your job well.

  5. Petty? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sounds pretty petty to me. I have no problem at all with IT and don't see why anyone would. I don't care what my job's called as long as it interests/challanges me and provides a monthly paycheck. If you're that hung up with titles, I'd suggest your problem lies closer to home.

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    1. Re:Petty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that this healthy attitude is precisely the same reason that paralegals have a similar salary to senior associates. Especially those that Oh wait...

    2. Re:Petty? by x2A · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah but you're a girl.

      (hehe how lost would my point be here if you actually were)

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    3. Re:Petty? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your job title being clickclickdrone and the challange the spelling checker?

    4. Re:Petty? by ls671 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean ?

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    5. Re:Petty? by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly there are a lot of business functions with rather generic names.

      Human Resource... Are these the guys who keep track of your sick days or are they the ones who analyses all the people in there jobs and makes sure each one is the right fit and is being compensated for their work, and that their home/work life can stay balanced.

      Marketing... Are these guys the ones who do cold calls to the customer during dinner. Or are they the ones who do a lot of work to figure out who their target market is and crate a plan where people who would want the product know about it.

      Janitorial... Do they just empty trash cans and vacuums the floor, or do they do the plumbing electricity and landscaping and all the things to keep the building in running operation.

      Management... Do they just make sure you do what their boss tell them to make you do. Or are they part of the decision process and work on the direction of the company and come up with ways of improving the business in their section.

      Finance... Do they just make sure they are bringing in more money then they are spending. Or are they tracking/investing and controlling the flow of money in the organization.

      IT like any job really covers a wide area from rather low end jobs to high end jobs.

      In reality IT has a lot of titles with in the group, and each group has its own rage in them too... Support, Administration, Software Development, Software Architecture, Hardware design... CTO, CIO... When I post on a Resume I don't say I am an IT Guy I say I am a Software Developer or a Software Architect (I am kinda in the middle professionally) I havn't seen to many jobs looking for IT Guys... However after you are hired you may be called such outside of IT... Just as you call them Marketing Guys or HR Guys...

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    6. Re:Petty? by visualight · · Score: 1

      It's not petty, because 'IT' is not a generic term anymore and hasn't been for a long time. 'IT' are the guys who limit your inbox to 25MB, decide who gets to have two monitors, disable imap support on the exchange server and tell you that you have to have a windows desktop even though 100% of your work is done in Unix or Linux.

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    7. Re:Petty? by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      Is it possible this is a nationality related issue? I'm in the UK and in my experience, IT normally equates to quality, professional etc. The people that do the monitor swap outs etc are 'support'. For many years, whenever I told Americans I worked in IT, they said 'What's that?' so I think the term existed here far longer than over the pond. Maybe, we see it more as a badge of honour and less as a perjorative term?

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  6. GOOD GOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did the submitter forget his Twitter account password? Is his navel so big that he can't help but gaze into it?

  7. I'm not an "IT guy". by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm a software developer. In my experience, "IT" is a term used by non-engineers as a catch-all for "that which my English degree failed to equip me to understand". Kind of like when they say "microchip".

    -jcr

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    1. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In my experience, "IT" is a term used by non-engineers as a catch-all for "that which my English degree failed to equip me to understand"

      Unfortunately, the CEO probably falls into that category.

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    2. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

      But he doesn't have an English degree, he studied commerce and has an MBA!

    3. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by mlts · · Score: 0

      From what I see, I see the PHBs and the nontechnical side of companies put the "computer people" into two camps, both doing some type of customer support: The developers, and the IT guys/gals. In their minds, the developers are the ones that sit there in closed rooms and slowly but surely make revisions to the company's product over time, and the people who the external customers get shuttled to if there are issues.

      Compared to the devs which are to be fed to the external customers, the IT people are for the internal support. The LaserJet says "Insert Coin", they call up the head of IT for a fix even though he is 3 states over in a remote office, making sure not just the VPN communicates from the branch to HQ, but figuring out how to partition critical databases so the parts accessed most often by the office reside on servers at the branch, while replicated at HQ for backup reasons.

      The problem is that IT is not a respected profession. People may not understand what exactly an attorney does, but they give them respect, and don't call up the head lawyer in a firm asking them to look at a will or contract. People may not understand what a doctor is doing exactly in a company, but they don't call them up and ask them to look at their hemorrhoids after work.

      Combine this fact with the fact that IT people need years of experience. Not just keeping up to date in day to day technology [1], but having to also be professional with dealing with end users (external or internal). This is a true profession, and takes just as much work as an engineer, attorney, or doctor to become truly good at it.

      The reason people don't realize this is a true profession is because most of them have no clue what even a SMB requires for support. The concept of "production critical" hardware is foreign to some people who have not worked on anything more critical than their home PCs.

      So, what does IT need to bring it in line with engineers, doctors, and attorneys? This makes people go "UGH!", but a certifying body, similar to a bar association. However, this cannot be a static certificate similar to a MCSE. Technology changes so rapidly, someone who has one of these memberships on a snapshot of technology in 2006 may not be good compared to someone who is working on 2009 tech. One can't count on degrees either. Someone can have an IT degree and have no clue how to configure a production critical SAN compared to someone with just a GED. Perhaps long term, an organization similar to the ACM might be what is needed, with certification that is on the core elements of IT that don't change (application stacks, networking, customer interaction.) Then (and this is the hard part) get this organization respected in the eyes of PHBs and such, similar to how having a CISSP or a TS/SCI clearance means job security, or another decent position.

      This organization would likely have to have levels of IT professional, similar to engineers, and even tradeskills (plumbers, locksmiths, and electricians), apprentice, journeyman, and master.

      An apprentice would probably be around the A+ level of certification. It means the holder knows the basics of recent equipment, how to reinstall a server from bare metal, how to deal with a ticket system.

      A journeyman would be able to configure core servers and get them running, do basic database optimization (first/second/third normal forms, what parts of a database container go on what spindles), configure basic backups, and so on. A major factor would be the ability to do documentation on what was done to machines in changelogs, so another person would be able to perhaps roll back system changes done due to a trouble ticket.

      A master would be someone who can get two SANs replicated over a WAN, handle enterprise wide core/edge network fabric, hammer out a backup fabric for a core data center, having an idea of how long it will take to get servers back operational if a data center bites it, hand over reports, be able to answer audits (ISO 10,000, BSA, consistent pro

    4. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I studied MIS.... I have an MBA and still get lumped in IT.

    5. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not a 'software developer'. You're a programmer. In my experience, 'software developer' is a term used by programmers to make what they do seem more specialized than it really is.

    6. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'm a software developer. In my experience, "IT" is a term used by non-engineers as a catch-all for "that which my English degree failed to equip me to understand". Kind of like when they say "microchip".

      Sadly "engineer" is what people that did their Bachelor of Arts in IT subjects call themselves even if they do not understand what an engineer is let alone be eligible to be registered as a professional engineer - so don't be too hard on them.

    7. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I "IT" is a term used by non-engineers as a catch-all for "that which my English degree failed to equip me to understand". Kind of like when they say "microchip".

      -jcr

      I have an English degree, you insensitive clod! (Besides... everyone knows that IT is a pronoun... what's with the mass-butchery of capitalization today?)

    8. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DeVry do MBAs?

    9. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by lennier · · Score: 1

      "I'm not an "IT guy". I'm a software developer."

      In other words, as a system administrator, you're our natural enemy. :)

      I joke, I joke. Sorta.

      But seriously, you're the guys who write the stuff that we then have to make work. You think your job ends when the product is shipped... but it actually only begins for us then.

      Then comes the running, and the screaming.

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    10. Re:I'm not an "IT guy". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an IT guy.. and I majored in English.

      WHAT NOW JCR?!

  8. Hrmm by acehole · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In my view of the industry when someone says IT I think of the technical support, admin and sys planning teams. The ones who make the systems work and keep working.

    Programmers and the such, I put in the developers group. Graphic designers, html jockeys or software developers. The ones who make what people see on their desktops look pretty.

    You dont call someone who washes your car and gives it a bit of a polish a mechanic would you?

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    1. Re:Hrmm by Tarsir · · Score: 1

      You don't call someone who washes you car and gives it s bit of a polish a mechanic would you?

      No, but I might call the guy who designed the car an engineer. Similarly, I wouldn't call the guy who designs my software an IT guy.

      Snarkiness aside, arguments about how the general public lumps everyone who works with technology into a single group are fine, except the question asker is talking about a company that wants to specialize in software. And he's concerned about hiring technical people to make that happen. Therefore, his audience isn't the lay public, it's other technical experts. Technical experts who will know that there's a different skill set required to develop software than there is to deploy and maintain network infrastructure, and that these jobs are often given different names. When communicating with this audience, it will pay to be precise in your terminology, because yes, what you call things does matter. It's called communication, and it's what separates us from the animals.

    2. Re:Hrmm by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Programmers and the such, I put in the developers group. Graphic designers, html jockeys or software developers. The ones who make what people see on their desktops look pretty.

      Graphic design is not in the IT field, we don't consider sales staff who know how to use MS Word to be IT people do we? Same thing with Graphic designers. They fall under the wing of marketing in most organisations, not operations and most barely understand how to open photoshop let alone be able to troubleshoot network connectivity.

      Web designers (HTML/Flash coders), programmers and other types of developers I place under the developer moniker as most customers will not deal directly with developers I think this is mostly a moot point, the vast majority of dev's will only have to deal with their boss who should understand the difference between a sysadmin and a developer.

      IT people are sysadmins, helpdesk, DBA's and the like. It's these people who have to deal with a companies unwashed masses and generally get the name "I.T. Guy". Personally I don't have a problem being the IT Guy, I work in IT and I'm a Guy, if I were a lady then I might have an issue but seeing as I'm not it's neither here nor there.

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    3. Re:Hrmm by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1

      In my view of the industry when someone says IT I think of the technical support, admin and sys planning teams. The ones who make the systems work and keep working.

      Programmers and the such, I put in the developers group. Graphic designers, html jockeys or software developers. The ones who make what people see on their desktops look pretty.

      You dont call someone who washes your car and gives it a bit of a polish a mechanic would you?

      Seriously, I call them "developers" to differentiate them from people who actually know something about the hardware and the OS.

    4. Re:Hrmm by Nursie · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, I call them "developers" to differentiate them from people who actually know something about the hardware and the OS."

      Errr, that's pretty seriously snarky.

      A good developer/engineer knows a lot about their target platform, probably more in some areas (like memory paging strategies, cache usage etc) than the IT guys. They may not know how to run the myriad of services that are usually on these boxes or how to diagnose some of the problems that systems have, but to say they know nothing... well, you're either an asshat or you work with java developers.

    5. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think a more apt analogy is that of the engineer who designs your car compared to the guy who sells you your gas. Sure, my car wouldn't run if I had noone to buy gas from, but that guy just doesn't deserve the same level of professional respect as the engineer

    6. Re:Hrmm by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      It's just the the topic itself is a bit snarky. It's a little insulting, as a sysadmin who happily calls himself an IT person, to hear that a developer is insulted by being called an "IT guy". Developers often have the opinion that being a sysadmin is little more than being a janitor. It's very frustrating to be dismissed out-of-hand as "someone who was too stupid to program" by developers who ought to know better. I can forgive most users and most management for their ignorance, but I have a hard time forgiving developers.

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    7. Re:Hrmm by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Oh sure, I totally agree with that. Hell, I couldn't do my job without the systems guys, and I don't mean I need help because "My Outlook is broken". There's an awful lot of knowledge needed and a lot of skill. It's just different knowledge.

      The only reason I ever get pissed off with the misunderstanding of the field is when I'm doing someone a favour and cleaning the viruses off their heavily infected windows machine, and they say "so this is, like, what you do for a job then?"

      But then it's not what you do either...

    8. Re:Hrmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You dont call someone who washes your car and gives it a bit of a polish a mechanic would you?"

      HEY!!!

  9. I'll let you by OverlordQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    call me Sue if you'll give me a job.

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    1. Re:I'll let you by stjobe · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:I'll let you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what "Sue me" means.

    3. Re:I'll let you by bernywork · · Score: 1

      take a look for a movie called snatch

      "You can all me susan if it makes you happy"

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    4. Re:I'll let you by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      call me Sue if you'll give me a job.

      Shut up, Jennifer.

  10. Get over yourself IT guy by Niobe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Like it says

  11. Quality Control by lewko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just call them the 'Tech Department' or the 'Engineering Deptartment?'" [sic]

    The spelling Deptartment just called. They need more budget.

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    1. Re:Quality Control by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      If they need more budget, just give them some internet money.

    2. Re:Quality Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked being called "Central Services". If people understood the reference to "Brazil", they were people we wanted to work with. And if this helped them understood that their saying "I know computers!" and climbing into the ceiling tiles to muck with the network wiring would lead to us filling their cubicle with the outflow of the nearest bathroom cubicle, it helped prevent even more misunderstandings.

  12. Information Technology (IT) by mysidia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Information technology (IT), as defined by the Information Technology Association of America (ITAA), is "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware."

    IT deals with the use of electronic computers and computer software to convert, store, protect, process, transmit, and securely retrieve information.

    You ARE in IT.

    However, it's the equivalent of calling a Brain surgeon a Doctor

    Or referring to a Nuclear physicist as a scientist.

    It is kind of vague. Sometimes being more specific is good, as it points out people's specialty more.

    1. Re:Information Technology (IT) by kjart · · Score: 1

      However, it's the equivalent of calling a Brain surgeon a Doctor

      I really find this medical analogy apt, especially when extended a bit. Everyone in 'IT' does have some generalized knowledge, but that doesn't mean that the programmer is necessarily going to be able to help you figure out how to do something Word, just like a brain surgeon might not be the best person to help you with your ingrown toenail.

    2. Re:Information Technology (IT) by doghouse41 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I expect Accountants get tired of it too (Wait! You mean the girl who looks after the petty cash isn't interchangeable with the CFO?)

    3. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The op is not necessarily in IT just because he/she develops software. Yes, IT as defined in your quote includes software applications, but in the context of providing information management solutions. This is usually associated with in house work (and in the context of software services) like building an enterprise management system, or a paperless billing system, or a event and process management system.

      If the OP expects to be developing software that is going to be sold to customers, then IMO he/she is not in IT. I agree with the OP's worry that associating this kind of work with IT in general will either not target potential hirees apropriately at best, outright deter otherwise necessary and fitting talent, or allow management to hire someone else to handle some other domain in the IT realm but then have that person report to the OP in regards to software development efforts, which could be disastrously useless and misguided.

    4. Re:Information Technology (IT) by psnyder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think it's more like calling a brain surgeon, "medical staff", since that can apply to interns and support staff in the same way as IT.

      You're right, but I also see his point.

    5. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Information technology (IT), as defined by the Information Technology Association of America (ITAA), is "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware."

      IT deals with the use of electronic computers and computer software to convert, store, protect, process, transmit, and securely retrieve information.

      You ARE in IT.

      However, it's the equivalent of calling a Brain surgeon a Doctor

      Or referring to a Nuclear physicist as a scientist.

      It is kind of vague. Sometimes being more specific is good, as it points out people's specialty more.

      I agree with your point but I think a better comparison would be to say someone is a medical professional when they are a nurse,doctor,paramedic or saying some one is works in Criminal justice when they are a policeman,judge,paralegal. it is the most general of terms that engulfs many titles

    6. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you'd call a brain *surgeon* Mister, not Doctor.

    7. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I play with computers. I don't work in IT. That is my job. It has nothing to do with corporate doublethink or keeping the infrastructure working in a way management thinks "looks" professional. I write software, and I hope good software. The big difference is that I don't work in a service industry. I don't want to.

    8. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Software Engineer. We have an IT department and an Engineering department. When someone says: "Hey you're a computer guy... could you help me with my printer" I say... "oh, I'm in engineering... you want IT."

    9. Re:Information Technology (IT) by brainiac+ghost1991 · · Score: 1

      However, a brain surgeon is a doctor (in that they have a degree in medicine, MD or MBBS etc)

    10. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the same way that i've referred to my job as a Network Engineer, or a Systems Analyst, Underlord of the Data Pit. the difference is that the medical field makes clear delineations between a Brain Surgeon and a Neurosurgeon. the wild west of the IT field allows us to pretty much make up whatever title that sounds good to fit our job description.

    11. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Frankenshteen · · Score: 1

      Exactly; information technology - whatever your team is building must be information related. Who cares what they call the department. Attract your talent by paying competitively, providing excellent benefits, good development hardware, and let them script their own specific title. So long as the content doesn't offend clients, your business, or others; i've seen guys with "may contain peanuts" as their official role. Dude codes like no other...

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    12. Re:Information Technology (IT) by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      You ARE in IT.

      Sez them. They're a 'professional association' and have some stake in looking bigger than they are. IT is not Engineering. IT is what keeps the lights on from a computing perspective, and Engineering is what makes new things to sell or run for customers.

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      Reboot macht Frei.
    13. Re:Information Technology (IT) by decep · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it is more like saying a brain surgeon is in "Health Care" and a Nuclear physicist is in the "Science field".

      At least "Doctor" and "Scientist" somewhat describe what a person does.

    14. Re:Information Technology (IT) by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Err... I'm a physician, and I don't know what the difference is between a Brain Surgeon and a Neurosurgeon. :-)

      Also, the whole deliniation in the medical field is being blurred as we speak. When you are admitted to a hospital, who is rounding on you and making health care decisions? Is it an M.D.? A D.O.? A N.P.? A P.A.? The first two are physicians. The other two are physician "extenders".

      You'll be seeing more extenders in the years to come, since they are cheaper to higher and will be more plentiful than physicians. Don't like it? Be sure to pay extra to make sure you don't get seen by them (if that's even possible).

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    15. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Mr_Plattz · · Score: 1

      >>However, it's the equivalent of calling a Brain surgeon a Doctor

      Brain Surgeon == neurosurgeon.

      Maybe we should get other professions correct before we start complaining about ourselves.

      I've personally found outside of a technical company, you will always be the "IT people". Even inside a technical company (and extremely technical, such as startups) you can still be "IT" if you don't have the employee foot print.

    16. Re:Information Technology (IT) by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I would suspect a brain surgeon specializes on performing surgery on the brain specifically.

      Whereas a Neurosurgeon might perform more spinal-column and peripheral-nervous-system type surgery, but may also perform brain surgery.

    17. Re:Information Technology (IT) by mysidia · · Score: 1

      That's just the difference between an IT Development/Architect role and an IT Support role.

      Software or Hardware design/building is Development.

      IT Support roles are things like QA, testing, system administration, internet helldesk.

      To the naive person, it's just IT.

      Some engineers don't like being called "IT Guys", because they want to make sure they stay as far away as the helldesk as possible. Many developers had bad experiences there in their early years, before they came adept in their field of software development, and now want to distance themselves as far as possible.

      Seeing "looking for IT guy" in a job solicitation can be scary.. it's almost like seeing "College Graduate" as the only required qualification... it makes the job look less important, which may reduce it's attractiveness to higher-end applicants ---- this is a marketing error (unless the intent is to hire as cheap applicants as possible, and coax them into other IT roles like sysadmin on the side).

      There are people who will see "IT Guy" or see your computer-based role, and assume you can help them with all their petty problems. So carving out a name like "Engineer" offers some protection (although that name Engineer is really already taken by a completely different discipline that has nothing to do with software development).

      Anyways... whether developers WANT to be called IT guys or not, is a separate question from Are they IT guys? in fact.

      You know, writing software requires troubleshooting, and fixing problems (in software you made though), much like IT Support roles.

      Perhaps developers and IT sysadmins are only really that different at a superficial (and social) level, and in regards to the specific subject matter.

      Troubleshooting your own code that you have full control over might be a lot easier than troubleshooting complex proprietary systems you don't have control over, and can't necessarily even see the source code to.

    18. Re:Information Technology (IT) by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. Calling everyone "IT" is the equivilent to calling a brain surgeon a medical transcriptionist - you know, the ones which write out what all the doctors say, and who have only the requirement of being able to type quickly.

      That's what often happens. Some guy with a BS in CS (or IT), a masters or the like, and additional training gets called an "IT guy" with regularity by the other staff where they work. It's inexcusable, because it only happens to IT.

      Now we just need to figure out how to make it OK to appear like irritable/grumpy eccentrics, like the doctors pull off.

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    19. Re:Information Technology (IT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The self made definition of the ITAA is hardly the benchmark for measurement of the correctness of calling Software Developers "IT". They have a vested interest in building their own credibility by including those with advanced skills (programming) into their world of nominal skills (help desk).

      Yes, I know that this sounds extremely elitist, but here is the deal.....

      1) Programming requires much more time / education / ability than plugging in a new hard drive

      2) I can do anything that the Help Desk People do, but the opposite is not true.

      I worked hard to get where I am and feel demeaned by being called "IT". This is probably due to the fact that I have worked for large companies that had an R & D development staff which was completely separate from the IT Help Desk. Now that I am in a small company and manage both of these types of activities, it truly grates on me that we are referred to by the "lowest common denominator" title of "IT".

      The way that I "make it through the day" without this bugging me is to remember the words:

            "Only a fool takes offense when none was intended."

  13. it doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    the job will be out-sourced soon, anyway.

  14. What's in a name by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I graduated there was the programmer, technical designer, conceptual designer and analyst ladder to climb. And I tried it.

    The you realize the tunnel view you get when following such a path. And after a couple of years of having tried to adopt a fancy name -senior consultant, senior anything- I resolved to name myself that what defines me. If people ask I'll tell them I'm a programmer. Doing well for years with a lovely family, a very good income and a sports car that turns heads. But still a programmer.

    I can develop products -which is much more than coding-, I can look through the organization and suggest improvements and I can tell anyone paying me he's brilliant. Still I'm a programmer.

    Mainstream will never be able to keep cracks charlatans so don't set your hopes too high on job titles.

    Consider job titles at Google. Naming Vint Cerf an Internet Evangelist is a way of telling the world that job titles don't really matter and that the substance matters way more.

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    I hadn't the slightest objection to his spending his time planning massacres for the bourgeoisie... (P.G. Wodehouse)
    1. Re:What's in a name by Courageous · · Score: 1

      You're in good company. Larry Wall calls himself a "programmer".

      C//

  15. What about 'Tech Mage'? by andylim · · Score: 1

    Or The Wizard.

    1. Re:What about 'Tech Mage'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The answers to questions that people have asked since time began. Fourteen words to make someone fall in love with you forever, seven words to make them go without pain, how to say goodbye to a friend who is dying, how to be poor, how to be rich...how to rediscover dreams when the world has stolen them from you."

      Yeah, definitely doesn't sound like your average IT guy.

    2. Re:What about 'Tech Mage'? by simoncpu+was+here · · Score: 1

      I use "Code Ninja" or "The Sexiest Software Engineer" whenever I sign up on online forms.

    3. Re:What about 'Tech Mage'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like those, but Whiny Dickhead sounds more appropriate for the submitter. More talk = less work is probably his motto.

  16. IT guys use the same about other departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly, how often do we refer to some people as "He's from the marketing" without going into details. We are aware that marketing department has MBAs, it has interns, it has people who have studied IT, it has all these odd people who have studied language arts, philosophy or such... But we don't care. Why? To us it makes no difference what they have studied. We only care about what are their connections to us.

    If you have a masters degree in computer science and you specialized in database technologies but you are doing the same low level tech support as the intern, you are referred to in a similar way. If not, you probably aren't. Or perhaps people will say "Some guy from IT will come and interview us today about that one project..." because they don't (need to) understand IT's work in more details. You can't fix that with fancier titles.

    1. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by jcr · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Speak for yourself. I worked in a world-class marketing department, and I learned a lot about what marketing should do.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by x2A · · Score: 1

      Whether you're a programmer or are IT support is not simple a matter of studying something different... you could study software development and end up in IT support, or you could study biology and end up as a programmer. I don't think this is a matter of refering to someone's abilities, it's a matter of refering to what they actually do. If you work for a marketting company, but you just make the tea, it wouldn't really be correct to say "I work in marketing", because you don't, you just happen to work for a company that is in marketing. You wouldn't call the person who supports their IT needs a marketer any more than you'd call those in marketing 'programmers' because they use a computer.

      Your knowledge of the subject may leave you having to round down, but that doesn't mean there's no need for accurate description, you don't need to understand the terms to understand the purpose of a little accuracy. Call a British person French, or a Canadian an American, you might live the other side of the world and so a few miles one way or another makes no different to you, but you can always bet that it matters to them. It's hardly a difficult thing to respect.

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    3. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Speak for yourself. I worked in a world-class marketing company, and I learned a lot about what marketing can do.

      FTFY.

      New here? jcr worked for Apple.

    4. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by gander666 · · Score: 1

      Amen brother. I am a product manager, report through the marketing organization, and I studied Physics in university. My SW team loves me because I am unafraid to roll up my sleeves and muck around with them, talking architecture, API's and working through use cases. My HW team respects me because I can bust out Maxwell's equations and work through the intricacies of electron beam optics with them.

      And best of all, I do not have an MBA, and nobody seems to mind, as I have picked up enough business savvy in the 20 years or so I have been on this wild ride.

      Sadly, techies often dis marketing, start their own firms doing solely what they want, and wonder why they fail miserably. A little market research up front, and promotion on the back end, and success likelihood greatly increases.

      Marketing is useful and virtually a requirement if you are to be successful.

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      Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress ... but I repeat myself. - Mark T
    5. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they probably all hate you.

      Jack-of-all-trade faggots just get on people's nerves. They can't do anything well.

      Your software team probably laughs at your "architecture" ideas after you're out of the room.

      Your hardware team probably laughs at you while you're in the room, you're just too oblivious to notice.

    6. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Whether you're a programmer or are IT support is not simple a matter of studying something different... you could study software development and end up in IT support, or you could study biology and end up as a programmer. I don't think this is a matter of refering to someone's abilities, it's a matter of refering to what they actually do. If you work for a marketting company, but you just make the tea, it wouldn't really be correct to say "I work in marketing", because you don't, you just happen to work for a company that is in marketing. You wouldn't call the person who supports their IT needs a marketer any more than you'd call those in marketing 'programmers' because they use a computer.

      I do believe you've misunderstood the parent.

      Honestly, how often do we refer to some people as "He's from the marketing" without going into details. We are aware that marketing department has MBAs, it has interns, it has people who have studied IT, it has all these odd people who have studied language arts, philosophy or such... But we don't care. Why? To us it makes no difference what they have studied. We only care about what are their connections to us.

      He's talking about departments within a company - not the company as a whole.

      No, it may not make sense for someone in HR at IBM to say "I work in IT." But they will say "I work in HR." And people know what they mean. They know that his job with somehow be related to hiring and firing and managing human resources. Just as if you say "I work in IT" people know that your job is somehow related to computers.

      Your knowledge of the subject may leave you having to round down, but that doesn't mean there's no need for accurate description, you don't need to understand the terms to understand the purpose of a little accuracy. Call a British person French, or a Canadian an American, you might live the other side of the world and so a few miles one way or another makes no different to you, but you can always bet that it matters to them. It's hardly a difficult thing to respect.

      Ah, but now you're not talking about generalization so much as mis-categorization.

      If someone called me an IT guy, and I actually worked in HR, I might be annoyed.

      But if someone called me an American, when I actually live in New York, it'll be a little odd of me to get terribly upset.

      That's what we're talking about here - classification and granularity.

      I may be male, but I'm still human. I may be a New Yorker, but I'm still an American. I may be a network engineer, but I'm still in IT.

      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    7. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by x2A · · Score: 1

      Sure I understand the idea of a subset, and technically your latter comments are technically correct in the assertion of my mistake, -but- if in common language use a term that can describe a set usually implies a specific subset of that set, and use of that term without further clarification will leave people with that incorrect impression, then it's perfectly natural and reasonable to desire a term that is more accurate. Remember the whole purpose of language is the conveyance of idea, therefore if you feel a term is conveying a different idea to the one you intend, for all intents and purposes it's failing in its use and would betray the meaning you intend, so one would not choose to use it. That's just normal adaptive behaviour.

      To counter your NY/USA example, I'm British, and technically Britain lies part of the continent of Europe, but through the seperation to mainland Europe there are some pretty big cultural differences to say the least, leaving British people traditionally not feeling like part of Europe. If you refer to a Brit as European, you're far more likely to get the response "I'm British", than if you did with somebody French, Dutch or Belgian, with their respective nations. The same is true of many countries who're part of continental North or South America, where you'll find people who hate the fact that the term "America(n)" makes people in the rest of the world think USA, and feel the need to point out that they're not from USA.

      It's apparently not unusual for a programmer to feel that the term "IT" betrays the meaning for which they desire to use, neither is it unusual for a human being to feel a strong attachment to their identity, particularly parts of their identity that they take pride in, enjoy, feel is important. What I don't understand is the resistance on this site to someone expressing the desire to do something constructive about that, but then I guess as much as it frustrated me, people being rude to somebody just because "technically" the thing they're saying can be viewed as being untrue, which means one can score personal boosts to their own self esteem by putting that person down, I am not New Here(tm), so it's not a surprise. Even if you want to sell somebody you think they're wrong, you can be civilised about it, and discuss things rationally; your post to me, and I'd hope this post back to you, is proof of that.

      Apologies for the rant, you seem like you probably already get it :-)

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      The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
    8. Re:IT guys use the same about other departments by jcr · · Score: 1

      A successful marketing operation is one that conveys information both ways, between the customers and the developers. If it's only about "how do we sell what we've got?" instead of "what exactly should we be offering?", then it's a waste of time.

      -jcr

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      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  17. "Chief Wizard" by davidbrucehughes · · Score: 1

    Or you can title yourself Chief Sorcerer, then your reports will be Sorcerers, their reports will be the Sorcerer's Apprentices, etc. I too remember the good old days, heh.

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  18. Title or department? by mhelander · · Score: 1

    What's at stake? What your developers get to put on their business cards? If so, are you worried about their titles or what department they will be sorting under?

    What would be the problem with having the title Software Developer, or even Software Engineer (say, if that's what someone is) and sort under the IT department?

  19. Being called the IT Girl on the other hand... by srussia · · Score: 1

    would be pretty cool.

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    Set your phasers on "funky"!
    1. Re:Being called the IT Girl on the other hand... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      *smirks* if you are being treated as the IT guy, and would rather be the IT girl, there's an operation to fix that.... I know a few people who've gone that route, and they're quite happy with the results... ^.~

      I don't have a problem with being called the "IT Girl". I just tell myself that they're not talking about Information Technology, but rather "it".... But if people want to be nice, they'll call me by my name. :)

  20. I swear by anarking · · Score: 1

    If one more person says "Oh, you're in IT." one more time, I'm gonna go postal. (do postal workers not like that?) Anyways, it's about the stigma associated with the word. People equate it with lowly service to fix their "CPU" o_0 Helpdesk it what they know. Network engineers, software developers, we need to shatter this image of low-level service said by "IT" and make people realize what it is that we do and how essential it is to them even being able to work or use what products are developed for them. Only then will "IT" get any respect beyond the computer janitor image people so ignorantly have of it now.

    1. Re:I swear by stjobe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, you're in IT.

      Sorry you don't have a shiny title to distinguish yourself from the lowly CPU-fixers and computer janitors, but there you go.

      You're in IT. Face it. You're in IT. No way around it, might as well say it with me: You're in IT.

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      "Total destruction the only solution" - Bob Marley
    2. Re:I swear by x2A · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're an idiot who thinks that because you don't get something, there must be nothing there to get. You really think that there's nothing that lies outside of your understanding? That if you don't understand why somebody's saying that something "is different", it must not be true, because if it was, you'd already know it? Have you really lived your whole live discovering so very little that you have no concept of 'something that you have not discovered'?

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      The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
    3. Re:I swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's face it, if you're professionally involved with computers in a capacity beyond "use this magical glorified typewriter" you're probably someone's CPU fixer outside of work, and since expecting people to know how to be their own computer janitor for everything is close to expecting people to be able to fix their own car or tune their own piano flawlessly because they have one, it won't change. And sadly the tech-dumb don't realize either that the thing they have in their hands they basically know nothing about, because they "know how to use it."
       
      You're in IT.

    4. Re:I swear by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      One thing that annoys me though is i have a pretty set job description of "Web developer" But people always ask me "So you fix computers?". But i'm not that fussed, especially when i live in a place where the biggest business is cattle.

      Oh and Kdawson, don't call Windows "Windoze" and then complain about being called IT.

    5. Re:I swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Urine IT?

    6. Re:I swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a new title for him. Greenhorn.

    7. Re:I swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could call you "The" IT Guy ... you seem important enough.
      F:)

    8. Re:I swear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax, Francis.

  21. It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Potential employees are probably more worried about future employers/their resumes, and it's not unreasonable of them to do so.

    Frankly, a respectable-sounding title is one very cheap way for employers to compensate their employees that costs the company absolutely nothing yet is of material benefit to the employee. It's one reason nearly everyone in sales and marketing is a "director" or "head" of some tiny sliver of a given institution's sales/marketing operation. "Director, Central California Sales," "Head of E-marketing Business Development" etc. You're more likely to attract ambitious, driven people if your position comes with a nice title. These are also the sort of people who will work very hard for you, because they're hungry for advancement. Of course, they also are likely to leave the company as soon as a better offer comes along. But I'd rather get 3 years of work from a ambitious employee than 10 years from a just-getting-by timecard-puncher.

    1. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course if a company does hand out titles too much then you'll end up with a situation like this. Me I don't call myself an "IT guy" as I am quite happy being what I am-A PC fixit guy and system builder. I look at it no different than electrician or plumber. Folks break machines, or need new machines, so they come to me.

      I think the reason the word "IT" rubs this guy the wrong way is it is a catch all phrase, but as far as I know it has always been, but that is why most are not JUST an "IT Guy" but a programmer, engineer, or guys like me that actually do "fix windoze". Oh yeah and bite me on the fix windoze remark. I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive, or get to see a nasty pron bug that spews crap like bukkake all over the damned screen be the first thing HE had to look at first thing in the morning. You know, nobody respects the plumber either until their toilet is clogged. May your family get rootkitted!

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    2. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just from a developer: I think I really appreciate the "fix Windoze" people (if they know what they are doing), because I sure wouldn't want to do it. That's why I don't like to have "IT" used a catch-all, it means that during jobs searching you often have to sort out manually those jobs that are not relevant to you (how many developers are looking for and admin job and the other way round?) and even worse, as a developer with a bit of a more mathematical and OS-design background you also have to look at the "Research & Development" job openings for some countries. It really is quite a mess, and I just can't help the feeling that in many cases for the HR department everyone from the scientific supercomputing guy to the one switching out the graphics card they are all "computer guys" which obviously makes as much sense as lumping the guy cleaning the toilets together with the one making sure the air is clean in you chip manufacturing area.

    3. Re:It matters to future employers by JackieBrown · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For non-degree holders, titles are given instead of raises.

      It makes us feel important and costs nothing.

    4. Re:It matters to future employers by clifyt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Frankly, a respectable-sounding title is one very cheap way for employers to compensate their employees that costs the company absolutely nothing yet is of material benefit to the employee."

      I'm dealing with something very similar...I have had a decent title for YEARS that accurately described my position, and the HR Fucks decided that they needed to reclassify me. Works with computers? IT Guy. WTF? No no no no no...I have advanced degrees in psychology and statistical knowledge...yes I maintain the servers simply because EVERYONE ELSE GOT LET GO OR DIDN'T REHIRE AFTER THEY LEFT (and honestly, I was much better at this than they were anyways), but my main job is to accurately figure out how to classify and assess situations.

      Yet, I'm IT Guy because they needed a hole to fill and other staff members were upset that I was competent enough to do my job and help out with the other.

      Simple title would go a long way with motivation...these days when they ask me to do something that requires thinking outside of this, I tell them "My Title Says I'm Paid To Push The Fucking Button And Nothing More"...ego? Yes...but I'm not paid to tell them how much of my ego will be doing as little as posible (regardless of the fact that my actual training means I could write a treatise on this).

    5. Re:It matters to future employers by Weezul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Tell them federal law says they must pay you overtime with an IT title. It's not actually true, only real IT workers get overtime by law, developers only get overtime when the company is being nice. But surely HR perceives their titles as being correct. So either you are eligible for overtime or HR must admit they are lying about your title.

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      The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world. -- Bertrand Russell
    6. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main reason behind giving "Director" etc. job titles to sales people is that they will be more respected by their customers. When you try to sell a solution worth a couple milion bucks or more, you're likely to talk with customer's senior management, and they'll treat you a lot more seriously if they think you're their equal.

    7. Re:It matters to future employers by clifyt · · Score: 1

      "So either you are eligible for overtime or HR must admit they are lying about your title."

      Oh this is the worst part about all of this...they know this...and my time is now watched like a hawk because there was a major lawsuit because of this.

      I work for a major university (idiocy is rampant in places of learning...it seems those that aren't involved in creating knowledge are in contempt of those that are)...and one of my perks is that I can take classes. I have to account for my time, and I do, but it use to be that I could stop by colleagues offices on the way to or from...now, I can't talk to anyone I perform a service for UNTIL I get back to my office and clock in. If something needs to be done and it is after hours, I need to have permission to do my job because there is a shift differential as I am in the IT PISS ON class...not adult enough to manage my own time.

      My boss now gets pissed off when tasks that use to be done quickly aren't...I use to be able to take work home, finish it up, and if I spent an extra 8 hours on the project, I was considered trustworthy enough say I Spent 8 Hours On This On My Time, Not Coming in Friday.

      The way they watch the time and tie one to their desk, I can't do my job any more...I wish I could...the only thing I can do is pure techie work, of which they think I should be doing IN ADDITION to my other work. I can't do an advanced breakdown of student populations and give remediation recommendations in specific areas when I'm being asked to plug in the same idiots mouse that keeps unplugging it thinking it is her coffee warmer (despite one plugs into the wall and has a different type of cord).

      Honestly, I work with idiots that want regression to the mean...they don't want anything to actually be done. They want boring titles because it is easier to keep watch over everyone.

    8. Re:It matters to future employers by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      That is why you get a head hunter.

    9. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe you're just not very good at your job?
      Many businesses are smart enough to realize the non-importance of a degree in IT (unless you're working on embedded systems or the like where knowledge of low-level systems actually matters)
      99% of IT work involves either plugging things into other things or writing software which only needs to run once a month. These are also the kinds of jobs where working hard can almost easily get you a raise- unless you're half-assed about it

    10. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Since many of us do maintenance and upkeep on current products, why don't they just make our job title "maintenance associate". I'm sure noone would care and it would look great on future resumés... not to mention the huge crowd of highly talented applicants seeking out this position. :-P lol
      Obviously the job title makes a difference. When I hear "IT" I think of the tech support guy with an associate's degree in Computer Tech who reimages company machines, not someone with graduate level experience. It's not a HUGE deal, but it's somewhat demeaning. Like calling someone who designs and builds luxury vehicles a "mechanic".

    11. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesnt matter who calls you what, it matters what your HR classifies as your job title (for future reference).

      I have degrees and I am an IT guy who fixes windoze, who also fixes, mac OS, linux / unix flavors, networking, VOIP phone system ETC ETC. This guy has some nerve to even post this gripe. I dont think the problem is the stigma of "IT" aka systems engineer, its the new company this guy is working for. It sounds like he may have picked the wrong company to work for if they dont know the difference between "engineering" and "IT"...

      Stop posting crap like this, you have a job, be thankful and do your work.

    12. Re:It matters to future employers by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive

      He'd dust off and fdisk from orbit - only way to be sure. Of course he's in an environment where everyone is expected to have actual purchased software, real install media and frequent backups which is the only place where you can do things properly without losing anything.

    13. Re:It matters to future employers by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive, or get to see a nasty pron bug that spews crap like bukkake all over the damned screen be the first thing HE had to look at first thing in the morning.

      I maintain a lot of Windows machines, and if you are having trouble with "data shotgunned all over the drive" or seeing any effects of a virus, you're not doing your job right:

      1. remove drive from problem PC

      2. insert drive into "clean it" IT workstation as data drive and recover all data

      3. wipe and re-image drive

      4. restore data

      5. return drive to problem PC and warn user about behavior that caused this problem

    14. Re:It matters to future employers by hazem · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your situation sucks.

      You need to find a way to do just your academic work, or seriously, find another job. What they're doing to you will stifle you until you really just want to die.

      It's not worth it.

      I'm in a similar boat. I showed a capability to do databases in my current job and have been doing that more than the job on my title, and have built quite an interesting system that does a certain job really well. Now we actually want backup and I see why they were content having me do it. Our IT dept is finally providing 2 people to do the job, but both are paid far more than I am (I even got/had to interview one of them). It's one thing to be praised and told I'm one of the smartest people in the company (even in front of other people), but really, I'd like to be paid like I'm one of the smartest people in the company.

      Luckily for me, a very interesting job just came up in the system and I've been working all weekend on my resume (instead of that database).

      Good luck. You deserve better, but you'll have to demand better and be willing to leave for another job. They'll pay you as little as possible and shit on you as much as you'll let them.

    15. Re:It matters to future employers by davester666 · · Score: 1

      To kill the people who refer to people in your department as being IT workers, or to kill the people who work in your IT department, but don't like being called an IT worker?

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    16. Re:It matters to future employers by Smauler · · Score: 1

      But I'd rather get 3 years of work from a ambitious employee than 10 years from a just-getting-by timecard-puncher.

      This is a completely false dichotomy. I am personally not ambitious, yet I'm the one person my boss comes to if he really needs something done, out of hours or not. I do it because I like my job, and I don't mind doing extras from time to time. There are a lot of just getting by ambitious people where I work too.

    17. Re:It matters to future employers by clifyt · · Score: 1

      The funniest thing about all of this is that I got a RAISE.

      I didn't want the raise...I have my own private business that pays me far more than the university does, one I can do consulting on my time off and bring in enough to not think about it. Honestly, the fact that I don't have the flexibility in my schedule has kinda ruined that...but I got a 'huge' raise to do less work.

      As for the academic work...I'm planning on doing just this. I have my job title and the requirements, and I'm going to do just this. When asked to move beyond this, I tell them, give me the title back (which they aren't going to do now, because that WOULD require giving me another raise) and I'll gladly do it, but as the IT Person, I don't feel it is right making recommendations that may adversely affect others.

      Right now, I've been focusing on pre-reqs for my next degree...planning on going to med school and getting away from the psychology / assessment course work I had been focusing on. Academically, it would be advantageous to be laid off. 8 months (at least) of getting paid to go to school? I could get student loans to supplement what I've lost. I've mentioned this to my bosses MANY times if they don't think my services are required, I would be glad to go quietly, but I'm just not going to quit (nor am I going to perform work above my title / pay grade). I'll do exactly what my job requires and nothing more...and I'll do it well (I still have a work ethic even if no one else in my office does).

    18. Re:It matters to future employers by multisync · · Score: 1

      I'll chime in with hazem and say it really sucks that you've found yourself in such an unsatisfying situation, but your best bet might be to have a look at what else is out there and consider your options. I can imagine a person with "advanced degrees in psychology and statistical knowledge" as well as the ability to manage IT services while "do(ing) an advanced breakdown of student populations" would interest a lot of companies.

      You may have to step outside of your own comfort zone if you've only worked in the academic world, but don't let these bastards grind the life out of you if there's any possibility getting in to a better situation.

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    19. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually I 1.-Insert Live XP cd (no risk of infecting media) 2.- copy data 3.- tell them they are gonna lose their programs (which they NEVER have the discs for) 4.-wipe

      But occasionally you get those that just WILL NOT let you wipe the drive. I had one guy come in with well over 1000 bugs. I told him I would have to wipe the drive, he said no. I said it would cost $500 for me to remove that many infections, and even then I could make no guarantees, he cut me a check right there. So, being one of those that still believe the customer is always right even when he is wrong, I did the work. You have to realize that sometimes you just can't wipe.

      Oh, and as for your "recover their data" part? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Do you have any idea how many times I have had to deal with asking customers MULITPLE times if they had any "weird" places they kept data, only to have them say no and later come back with "oh by the way..." I even had one moron who kept important data in the recycle bin! So now if I gotta wipe I tell them "name anything you wanted backed up RIGHT NOW" you don't name it, it is gone" because they act like it is a "magic box" and that after a full wipe and reinstall I should be able to push a couple of buttons and that file they left in C:/Windows will just magically appear. That is why I'm glad I don't do much virus cleaning anymore, and stick to building and selling. Cleaning bugs is the worst part of PC repair. I'd much rather sell new builds and off lease office machines, thank you very much.

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    20. Re:It matters to future employers by mrzaph0d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      spews crap like bukkake all over

      hey, lets not get our fetishes mixed up here..one of those is just wrong, the other one is hot!

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    21. Re:It matters to future employers by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      Increase your fee by 75 bucks and throw in a 750GB hard drive. Give their old drive back to them with a "do not boot" sticker on it. Problem solved.

    22. Re:It matters to future employers by kupan787 · · Score: 1

      So you don't work in IT...you work for GeekSquad!

    23. Re:It matters to future employers by Bengie · · Score: 2, Informative

      I use to have a student(full time during breaks, part time during school) position where I worked with ~6 other students to manage Faculty computers. Don't let the "student" part bother you, we had full control of about everything.

      Nasty bug didn't want to go away? All the faculty knew you put your data files in your "My Documents" folder because that was the only directory we backed up on the network. We had a VERY high computer turn over, so if it wasn't in "My Documents", you'd have to wait EXTRA time to get it recovered from the full back-up we did before transferring your image. It was your fault for putting data in the wrong directory and we typically had better stuff to work on than pulling your old HD image and sift through to find your crap "shot gunned". They learned fast if not when we first warned them.

      So, with a general understanding by the faculty to put your data in a single local.

      Step 1 - Reimage the computer. This image had almost ANY program they could every want/use/need
      Step 2 - Wait 15-30min for the computer to boot up for the first time and connect to AD(active directory) and patch itself
      Step 3 - restore back-up files over gigabit network
      Step 4 - return computer
      Step 5 - Enjoy, your computer is clean.

      Actually, which ever admin setup the Active Directory Polices knew what he was doing. We very rarely got malware issues and few people needed us to install stuff for them. In the 4 years of working there, I can count on my two hands how many times I saw malware infections and that's for somewhere around 500 faculty. Faculty also did not have Admin privs by default.

      I know, people thinking "No admin privs?! They'd be calling all the time to get installed"

      Nah... We had a program that only power users on that computer could use, which the owner was a power user. The owner would run this small in-house program and it would prompt for their password and a reason must be provided, This program would log their reason and then they would log off then log back on. Now their an admin for 2 hours and their background is forced(you couldn't even change this background after the fact) to this deep-red with a LARGE warning that said something along the lines of "WARNING!!! YOU'RE ADMIN, you're responsible for any changes". At the end of those two hours, they would forcibly get kicked off and next logon was non-admin and their background restored.

      If someone abused their admin-elevated privs, they could get their temp-admin privs revoked.

      And don't think you could get around the local admin account. Our standard image had an in-house root kit that managed the Local Admin password. It was a random 20 chars changed nightly per computer(every computer had a diff random 20 chars). Even if you loaded one of those All-In-One boot disks that let you change the password for admin, the root-kit changed it right back when the computer started back up. The password was created client side and uploaded to a central server via an encrypted connection.

    24. Re:It matters to future employers by clifyt · · Score: 1

      The thing is, right now, the university isn't really hiring...and with the classwork I am taking, elsewhere is a dealbreaker.

      I like the benefits I have earned...the classes I want to take are simply not offered at night / weekends.

      I have thought of purely focusing on my consulting side, but at this point in the health care game in the US, I couldn't get insurance as I have an expensive pre-existing condition. I would have to make an extra $20k a year to pay for the meds alone. (funny thing is, I could get the same thing for about $4k from Canada or any other country in the world). I could EASILY do this, but I don't really want to work harder right now :-)

      Honestly, I don't hate the job so much as I can't stand working for idiots...if I have to spend the next year with the title of IT Guy, that's what I'm going to give them...I'll have my prereqs readied for my next degree and going to deal with that full time (if I get in! That's the BIG IF!!!)

      Anyhoo...

    25. Re:It matters to future employers by mrbcs · · Score: 3, Funny
      I got out of the business for the same reasons. Users are basically idiots and most shouldn't have computers. That and I'm too lazy to learn Vista or seven now. It was fun for about a decade... people just drive me nuts now. Even had a guy tell me he couldn't get his email. What program do you use?... wait for it.... notepad... AHHHHHHH!!!!!

      / now they can all just get off my lawn

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    26. Re:It matters to future employers by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      I think I really appreciate the "fix Windoze" people (if they know what they are doing), because I sure wouldn't want to do it.

      I'd love to, I just don't think the users would love me back. My solution to "fix windoze" is "Reformat, and take an image and backups this time so it isn't as traumatic the next time."

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    27. Re:It matters to future employers by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      occasionally you get those that just WILL NOT let you wipe the drive. I had one guy come in with well over 1000 bugs. I told him I would have to wipe the drive, he said no. I said it would cost $500 for me to remove that many infections, and even then I could make no guarantees, he cut me a check right there.

      I can't really complain with that -- though I don't know I'd have the balls to ask for $500, as I don't work with windows enough to have good instincts about where to look.

      Oh, and as for your "recover their data" part? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Do you have any idea how many times I have had to deal with asking customers MULITPLE times if they had any "weird" places they kept data, only to have them say no and later come back with "oh by the way..." I even had one moron who kept important data in the recycle bin!

      So image their drive?

      Seriously, it's a bit unprofessional to lose data, ever.

      So now if I gotta wipe I tell them "name anything you wanted backed up RIGHT NOW" you don't name it, it is gone"

      They won't be able to. Hell, I wouldn't be able to, unless you could back up my entire home directory.

      Now, what you can do is say "If you aren't ABSOLUTELY SURE, pay me $x more so I can store an image of all your data. That way, you won't lose ANYTHING until you tell me you're absolutely sure."

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    28. Re:It matters to future employers by Shaiku · · Score: 1

      or get to see a nasty pron bug that spews crap like bukkake all over the damned screen be the first thing HE had to look at first thing in the morning.

      You mean you're complaining about being paid to watch porn? And you talk about bukkake like it's a bad thing....

    29. Re:It matters to future employers by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive

      What's the time frame? I can image the drive, do a wipe/install, and, in many cases, can re-add (while documenting) the data to the new install. Of course, this ignores things like custom drivers that are no longer available, but if your app is that messed up, you need to go down the path of virtualize/refactor anyway. I know how much removing trojans sucks, which is why I much prefer writing software.

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    30. Re:It matters to future employers by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      my favorite is when someone lists a position as Software Developer 3 or Programmer 3 (or they have both) without saying what that means. We don't have anything like a common taxonomy for software and now I have to guess or call to find out what they're looking for. Even worse!

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    31. Re:It matters to future employers by xystren · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obligatory IT Crowd Reference:

      Roy: "We are just a bunch of drugeons to them. Drugeons I tell you.."
      Moss: "And if drugeons was a word, that's what we would be."

    32. Re:It matters to future employers by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Why the hate on bukkake, is it too clean for your scat fetish?

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    33. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At one of my old jobs they made the stellar decision to rename all our titles... I became a "Professional".
      As we sat in the meeting about it, I asked "So what does that make John, he's one level below me... is he an Amateur?"
      Management didn't laugh :-P
      Then I said, ok, so I went from "Sr. Systems Analyst" to "Professional" - what do I put on my business card?
      Management said "You can put whatever you want on it".
      So my reply was "oh, ok, then I'll order my business cards with Sr. VP of Marketing".
      Again, management didn't laugh :-P

      A year later they were changing our titles back.

    34. Re:It matters to future employers by auLucifer · · Score: 1

      I think your 'plumber' or 'electrician' quote is more accurate then it appears. The Construction Industry has been called the construction industry and has been full of construction workers for a lot longer then there has been IT and people don't care too much. A foreman, an engineer or an architect are all lumped into the same industry as a labourer so they use their job itself to differentiate themselves. Or how about medicine? The medical receptionist is in the same world as a brain surgeon so they just use their titles. If this guy wants to differentiate himself he should push for a correct title to match what he does or should learn how to sell himself better and not care about the title.

      So anyways. You've been modded up already but I think the mods should push you to 5, insightful

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    35. Re:It matters to future employers by Zen+Hash · · Score: 1

      I think I really appreciate the "fix Windoze" people (if they know what they are doing), because I sure wouldn't want to do it.

      I'd love to, I just don't think the users would love me back. My solution to "fix windoze" is "Reformat, and take an image and backups this time so it isn't as traumatic the next time."

      I tell people pretty much the same thing whenever they ask me to "fix windows". Although, I prefer to just guide them in the right direction so they can clean up their own mess rather than have them depend on me to do it for them.

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    36. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Image the drive? Do you think I have enough money to afford a 12TB server? Even on the "el cheapo" PCs that walk through my door you are looking at 300-500GB, and do you have ANY idea how long it takes to image a drive that size? Now add in you got 5 PCs needing work, 2 need to be done ASAP, 2 needing hardware replaced, when would I have the time?

      I make a flat $75 for a standard wipe and reinstall, $125 if they want anything more than my docs backed up. I have automated the install process so I can charge that and still make a decent living. If I was to have to do full drive imaging I would have to double those prices and the market here simply would not support it. That is why the local Geek Squad is laying people off, nobody will pay Geek Squad prices here.

      So your idea simply wouldn't work, as if I said "pay me $$$ more and I will back up your entire drive" I would get MAYBE 1 out of 100 that would take the deal. I would need to spend a good $300 up front on drives, another $200 building a box to contain them and do the imaging, and I simply wouldn't have enough customers using the service to justify the expense. Times here is bad, with high unemployment, so folks just don't have the money for full service. That is why my big sellers this year are off lease office machines and the "DIY" package, where they provide the kit and for a flat $75 I assemble the hardware and they do all the software themselves. I can usually do a build from kit in under an hour, so it makes me easy money, and by not having to pay for the software install they save a good chunk of change.

      So while "never lose data" is a nice thought, and in a corporation you would have the money to indeed live that mantra, you have to go with what the market will bear and the market simply won't support it here.

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    37. Re:It matters to future employers by Zen+Hash · · Score: 1

      I think the reason the word "IT" rubs this guy the wrong way is it is a catch all phrase, but as far as I know it has always been, but that is why most are not JUST an "IT Guy" but a programmer, engineer, or guys like me that actually do "fix windoze". Oh yeah and bite me on the fix windoze remark. I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive, or get to see a nasty pron bug that spews crap like bukkake all over the damned screen be the first thing HE had to look at first thing in the morning. You know, nobody respects the plumber either until their toilet is clogged. May your family get rootkitted!

      Simple, you make an image of the drive before you wipe it. Then once you've re-installed everything from a trusted source, they can pick through the old filesystem to recover the important files that weren't backed up.

      If you're familiar with rootkits, then you should be aware of the irony in relying on software running on a compromised system to successfully identify all of the known malware on itself. Sure, you can mount the drive on an trusted host to run software for scanning the filesystem and identifying known malware, but even then how sure can you be that there isn't any malware on the system that wasn't identified? Seems like a big waste of time, when in the end you still can't trust the system on that disk to be secure until you have rebuilt it from a trusted source.

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    38. Re:It matters to future employers by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I just can't help the feeling that in many cases for the HR department everyone from the scientific supercomputing guy to the one switching out the graphics card they are all "computer guys"

      And HR is populated with headhunters, insurance specialists, accountants, grim reapers, arbitrators, etc, but all I see are HR people. They do their HR mojo in their department. About the only department in a business where everyone does the same thing (and people outside the group sort of know what they do) is Legal.

    39. Re:It matters to future employers by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I use to

      used to
      /grammarnazi

    40. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded! We can't get any respect.

    41. Re:It matters to future employers by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to see this turkey spend some time trying to get rid of a seriously nasty infection where he can NOT wipe the thing because they have data shotgunned all over the damned drive

      Or figure out how to use a GPO to make Windows reboot one minute after non-admin-user logout if no one else has logged back in (it's harder than it seems at first glance).

    42. Re:It matters to future employers by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Considering a 1TB drive costs $70 and your time probably costs $70 an hour. Just buy a new HDD and copy the whole thing. Then tell them if they missed anything they can always get it off the old drive.

    43. Re:It matters to future employers by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Theda Bara was the IT girl, and she didn't mind the title.

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    44. Re:It matters to future employers by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Do you think I have enough money to afford a 12TB server?

      Where did 12TB come from? Did you pull it out of your ass, or do you have actual numbers to back that up? (Hint: any decent imaging tool can be told to ignore free space. I like ntfsclone on Linux for backing up recent Windows drives.)

      Even on the "el cheapo" PCs that walk through my door you are looking at 300-500GB, and do you have ANY idea how long it takes to image a drive that size?

      Yes, actually -- the same 5-10 minutes of your time, then leave it overnight. And again, you can ignore free space.

      I make a flat $75 for a standard wipe and reinstall, $125 if they want anything more than my docs backed up.

      That actually covers it already, and that's if you don't figure out some amount more.

      So your idea simply wouldn't work, as if I said "pay me $$$ more and I will back up your entire drive" I would get MAYBE 1 out of 100 that would take the deal.

      Even after you explain to them, quite clearly, that the alternative is the potential total loss of something on their drive?

      And again, it's not that much more.

      I would need to spend a good $300 up front on drives, another $200 building a box to contain them and do the imaging...

      So outsource it. Consider Amazon S3. Suppose they've got 100 gigs of data -- that's $10 to upload it, $15/mo to store it, and $17 to download it again.

      Now, you've already admitted to automating the install process, and charging $75 for a wipe, $125 to back up more than my docs. That's $50 extra. $42 pays for the Amazon services for one month. If they can't find anything they want after a month, delete it from S3 or remind them it'll be another $15 for another month.

      Keep in mind, the entire process can be automated except for the "find my old files" part. Probably the biggest pitfall from this scheme is that it doesn't account for the time you'd spend hunting for their files -- but presumably, if there's a file they're looking for (and they can't find it), they'll have some idea of where you should look for it.

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    45. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      The BIGGEST data plan here is whole 35Gb a month, with it costing $1.50 a GB for anything over than. There isn't any fiber here, and if I go business plan that is bumped to a whole 75Gb and costs me over $200 a month. So your Amazon idea is right out the door, end of story. Not to mention the fastest upstream here is about 256k, yeah no thanks.

      As far as size, I was figuring multiple drives in play. With a 1.5TB drive running $125 I figure 2 of those minimum, plus again I'd need to build a machine to run backups on. And while you can ignore the free space, do you have any idea how much crap folks have on their drives? 200+GB of crap really isn't uncommon, not to mention most cloning tools will not ignore Windows files, which with Vista or Windows 7 you are looking at another 20Gb there, plus you are gonna have to scan every. single. file. because there are many bugs out there that can infect all kinds of files. I have even run across .MP3 files that had nasty ASF hijack bugs embedded in them, so you pretty much have to scan everything.

      Again it all comes down to time, and time is money. If I were to do as you suggest my prices would have to be $150 minimum for a basic clean and wipe, add another $75-100 for data backup, virus cleaning of the nasty drive, and restoring the data, that is quickly getting close to the price of a new Dell and the market simply won't support it. As I said my biggest sellers right now cost under $200. When folks pay those kinds of prices for the machine they certainly won't pay more than that for their data. Wish I could, but they won't pay and I don't work for free.

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    46. Re:It matters to future employers by nozendo · · Score: 1

      Re - Fix windows / no drive wipe remark. Depending on organisation size, you _have_ to take the approach of wipe / rebuild / forget, and manage user data away from local drives as best you can. I don't even want to start contemplating the operational dollars involved with performing specific recovery on a per machine basis across even a subset (say technical people or engineering staff) of a large site.

    47. Re:It matters to future employers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...But I'd rather get 3 years of work from a ambitious employee than 10 years from a just-getting-by timecard-puncher...

      In theory that might make sense but in reality what happens is that you get 3 years of schmoozing and personal networking from the "ambitious employee" while the dispirited "just-getting-by timecard puncher" is the one that actually does work every day. I've yet to see any disruption in company productivity when one of these ambitious types leave. Their ambitions are limited to getting themselves a better job, not getting more work done.

    48. Re:It matters to future employers by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      As someone who "fixes windows" for a partial living, and who was an actual "IT guy" - ie, an IT professional - once upon a time, let me say...

      Yeah, it's quite denigrating to call someone with a degree, professional experience, and what have you, an "IT guy". That shmuck at Best Buy who mans the Geek Squad desk? He's an IT Guy. The majority of "IT guys" people know, or know of, are incompetent. Many do not know the differences (or why it would matter) between different processors or other system components. Many, if not most, are "fanboys" (whether it's for Windows, Linux, or Mac).

      Not only do most "IT Guys" (who would prefer not being called that) know how to do what you do - they know a better way to do it. (Hint: I very rarely boot a client's computer to their installed OS if it's been brought in to be looked at. It's usually at least the third step unless I've already diagnosed the issue, fixing much of it already.)

      Right now, I call myself a Computer Janitor, partially in jest - because that's what I'm doing. I'm unplugging shit and fixing the things people break. I'm not even at the level of an "IT Guy". Honestly, it's an embarrassing line of work.

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    49. Re:It matters to future employers by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

      I can remember a time (back before 1970) when anyone who worked with or on computers, be it hardware, software, or maintenance, was known as "the guy who works on IBM machines". There were no PCs, no computers in homes, and the average person had no clue that any company other than IBM made computers. I knew a Control Data maintenance guy who was quite miffed that his mother proudly told all her friends that her son worked on IBM machines. His story was kind of funny at the time.

    50. Re:It matters to future employers by adolf · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just not busy enough, but:

      I work on computers. I work on them some at work, and some more outside of work. Every now and then, someone comes to me with some horrible problem or other on their Windows box that I cannot simply fix -- a problem so pervasive, that the only sane conclusion is to nuke and reinstall.

      My own clients are family users, or small businesses. My clients at my day job are typically industrial or government. In all cases, they invariably only have, at most, a few tens of gigabytes of data that they want to keep. At most. Usually, it's just a collection of small documents and family photos.

      So, I fire up Acronis (my own favorite; to each their own) and image the drive. It doesn't take long, generally -- and I'm free to do other things while this is happening. Sometime later, it's done. My own investment in time (plug drive in, start Acronis, click the mouse a few times) and materials (what's a hundred gig of temporary space cost?) is very little.

      I then nuke and reinstall, do the whole data-recovery thing (whatever that means), and just leave the image sitting there on my server. Eventually, when I notice a few months later that the image is still there, I delete it.

      I'm not hurting for space here, and storage is cheap.

      So far, nobody has come back asking for additional data, probably because I try to be thorough the first time. But if they did want more, in some reasonable timeframe, I think they'd be very pleased that I would be able to accommodate their unforeseen need. I would bill them accordingly, and I strongly suspect that they (MY clients, at least) would have no problem paying for it.

      I really think you should practice being a little less loathsome toward the people who allow you to be employed in the capacity that you are. If you want to support end-users and not be frustrated by their antics, then you must realize that they're just humans. These folks didn't come to you for service because they had all the answers; they came to you because they had a problem that they didn't know how to solve, and were hoping that you would be able to help them. It's your job at that point to use your accumulated wisdom of the topic to foresee what particular challenges a given job might entail (be they social or technical), and deal with them in advance in any capacity that might be reasonably afforded to you. If that means imaging the disk before fixing it, then so be it.

      Failing to behave in a rational way (or, as you seem to do, purposefully behaving in an irrational way) does nothing to service your clients' needs, and eventually just drives them away.

      I realize that it might seem over-the-top, and sometimes, it certainly is. My own clients have come to expect this sort of behavior from me, however, which allows me to charge a premium that my get-r-dun!!!! competitors cannot, while keeping my customers happy enough that they never bother to shop for a different IT gunther.

    51. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Hey, glad you got customers with the $$$. The average income here (AR) is around $23k, with most making less than that. The economy is all but a corpse here, with zero jobs, and zero growth. I could go to the capital and make good money, but then every job I have encountered there usually starts with "Can you set up a server so our hot Vista installs will authenticate to us instead of MSFT?" no thanks. Folks here are poor and the business is the definition of cutthroat, with many of my competitors using hot Windows as a matter of course.

      So while there is nothing I would like more than to have the extra bread to do it your way, I simply don't have it to spare. As I said most of my customers are buying their entire machine for less than $200, so $150 cleaning jobs would be out of the question, and finding drives with 200GB+ of junk (ripped CDs, movies, etc) is quite common. In these cases I offer to buy them a second drive so they don't lose their data and they inevitably choose not to spend the money. My own PC only has 600Gb of storage space, and with Xmas coming up a 3TB+ setup is simply out of my means. With my sis passed away this June that leaves me and my retired mom to provide for two teens. You ever see how much a teenager eats?

      It has nothing to do with "behaving the rational way" it has to do with "can I afford to do this and not go out of business?" and the answer is no. I would be bringing in $0.00 dollars for the next 5 customers just to pay for the drives, another 7 for the box, when in the long run my clients don't complain because it is either me or the shop down the street who charges $150 if you want my docs backed up and $100 for a wipe/reinstall and doesn't even supply the latest patches. I at least put a free AV and plenty of FOSS like OO.o, Firefox, GNUCash, Songbird, etc while fully patching the machine and automating updates and scans. While I am glad the market there will support more expensive clientele here it just isn't the case. Maybe if the economy ever quits circling the bowl,eh?

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    52. Re:It matters to future employers by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      The BIGGEST data plan here is whole 35Gb a month, with it costing $1.50 a GB for anything over than. There isn't any fiber here, and if I go business plan that is bumped to a whole 75Gb and costs me over $200 a month. So your Amazon idea is right out the door, end of story. Not to mention the fastest upstream here is about 256k, yeah no thanks.

      That's a fair point. Also, ew. I mean, I complain about my small town in Iowa, but I get 100 mbit fiber. Yes it's capped (per my sig), but they don't seem to enforce the cap at all.

      As far as size, I was figuring multiple drives in play. With a 1.5TB drive running $125 I figure 2 of those minimum, plus again I'd need to build a machine to run backups on.

      You can get a dedicated NAS box. Regarding prices, I see 1 TB from Newegg for $65, 1.5 TB for $89, and 2 TB for $140.

      while you can ignore the free space, do you have any idea how much crap folks have on their drives?

      Generally, yes -- a lot of crap, but it still doesn't add up to that much for most people.

      with Vista or Windows 7 you are looking at another 20Gb there

      Which compresses down to, what, 7?

      But let's run with your numbers for a minute -- let's pretend that it's actually typical to see a machine come in with 300 gigs of crap on it, and let's ignore compression. How many machines do you work on per month? In other words, how long would that image last if you rotated them? Again -- $65 for a terabyte, so $130 for two terabytes, which is almost seven of those.

      plus you are gonna have to scan every. single. file. because there are many bugs out there that can infect all kinds of files.

      Make the fileserver Linux. Scan the files you restore. It's physically impossible for them to be harmful if you're just treating them as data, literally dumping them on a fileserver and doing nothing with them -- especially if they're inside a compressed image. It's only once they actually need them that you have to scan them.

      You also make it sound like that's any work at all, to scan every file. If your antivirus tool doesn't let you run a single command to scan the entire tree, or right-click on the drive and click "scan", your antivirus tool sucks.

      If I were to do as you suggest my prices would have to be $150 minimum for a basic clean and wipe,

      Wait, huh? So you'd have to raise prices on your existing service which does none of what I suggested? Remind me not to hire you...

      add another $75-100 for data backup, virus cleaning of the nasty drive, and restoring the data,

      I'm sorry, which parts of these can't be automated more than your current process already is?

      The only possible claim you've got there is data backup, and I'm sorry, the numbers don't match up -- $75 is already $10 more than it would cost you to store the data of three customers forever, and you don't have to store it forever.

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    53. Re:It matters to future employers by adolf · · Score: 1

      Whatever.

      I live in a small town in Ohio. The whole state has seen negative growth for years.

      I stopped reading when you started blaming geography.

    54. Re:It matters to future employers by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      In other words you are just a troll, otherwise you would "think rational". Riddle me this, rational guy...if the customer won't even pay $50 for a second drive so they won't lose their data, what makes you think they'll pay $75 for a data restore? Answer: They won't.

      I have an 80Gb SATA that I picked up to allow me to save a customer's data by using a second drive to install the OS instead of having to wipe their drive and their data. Every customer that walks through the door that has more than a single DVDs worth of data I offer it to them for a whole $50. It has been sitting in the drawer for TWO YEARS now. So tell me, or great wise one, how am I supposed to make back the $500+ that your plan calls for when my customers won't even pay $50 extra for a second drive?

      If you have enough cash lying around or a big enough monster rig that you can afford to offer full data recovery as a free service? Hey I'm happy for ya pal. Here folks balk if they even have to pay for a Windows license, and are always asking if there isn't some way I can "hook them up" with one. As I said when it comes to spending more money or letting the data go I have yet to have even a single customer choose the data over the $50 for a secondary drive, so if I was to offer the same service you do I would be offering it for free. I simply don't have the equipment on hand nor the money to buy it to offer full data recory and storage as a free option. Glad you got the dough bro, but I don't.

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    55. Re:It matters to future employers by nusuth · · Score: 1

      Its your business and your customers. If you are sure backing up your customers' drive is not an option then don't, you don't have to convince us. If you asking for our opinion, you sure don't sound like doing that.

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  22. I am a software engineer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

    IT guys are the scumbags who put desktop remote control software on my suse workstation. They are the reason I keep rootkits (ie, system rescue CDs) in my desk draw, and why most of the guys I directly work with run gentoo.

    These are the people who solemnly told me they would improve my WAN latency issue by compressing the link. When I said that won't work they said they could always put two compressors in series.

    When they replaced my Dell desktop with an equally crappy ASUS or something they replaced the Dell branded logitech keyboard and mouse with an ASUS branded logitech keyboard and mouse on the grounds that using the wrong type of peripheral might cause "incompatibilities".

    Since they stopped supporting POP and SMTP I now have to use outlook inside windows inside vmware, except there used to be outlook web access which stopped working last weekend so I logged a call with the helpless desk and they got the whole story (running firefox on suse, etc) then they had to get me to give them the version of IE I had there (stuffed if I know why). So they didn't fix it (Exchange server cant authenticate me for some reason) and escalated it a few times then the second or third level guy called me back and asked if I had thought of restarting firefox. When I said yes he asked if I had restarted my system (said so, I had an import or ten on the go at the time). This after I had given them the error message which came back from exchange.

    I wish I could sack these idiots. In theory they work for my organisation you know, but they seem to have their hooks in us.

    1. Re:I am a software engineer by xous · · Score: 3, Informative

      Someone seems to have confused someone who can turn on a computer with a competent technician.

      The people you speak belong in a call center reading a script to AOL users.

      How do these people get these jobs?

    2. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I laughed when I read the WAN latency issue. The number of IT people that know the difference between latency and bandwidth and their effect on a system is shocking. The number of times I have to explain that no matter how much bandwidth you are getting, it would not make a difference for a lot of applications. (This of course is a more common issue here in South Africa because the lowest possible round-trip latency to the US and Europe is a 100+ms).

    3. Re:I am a software engineer by Antiocheian · · Score: 1

      Does the word WANKER have anything to do with WAN latency ?

    4. Re:I am a software engineer by agnosticnixie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a few colleges in a similar situation where it seems basically students who know how to manage with computers will avoid their college helldesk like the plague. Leading to getting, well, people who get taken on"do you want to work in IT?" "what's IT?" "you're hired!"

    5. Re:I am a software engineer by x2A · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming an unsaturated link, you are of course correct. With a saturated link, or with highly compressable data, light compression can make a difference. Of course it can't increase the speed of light, so I'm still gonna get annoying lag when pressing a key in my ssh client to my server in the states, but tunnelling my smtp/imap/sql/etc connections through that compressed ssh link does make a noticable difference, even with me only using 1% of my available bandwidth.

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    6. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firefox doesn't support NTLMv2 - and NTLMv1 support is precarious at best.
      Somehow Linux distros' heads don't seem to think ActiveDirectory (and NTLMv2) is important for Linux growth :-/
      (TBH it seems the protocol isn't as secure as it was supposed to be and there's no documentation freely/openly available - if available at all)

    7. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and some of the worst people to support are our own engineers: non-typical setups, 10 different VMs on the same PC, so many Environmental Variables you don't even remember them and a cultural illiteracy bordering on barely functional Asperger's. Add to that a tendency to roll out barely tested code, understanding NONE of the underlying infrastructure, without clue one as to the eventual customer impact. I pray you're eventually sentenced to ITIL purgatory for your arrogance and flame-baiting.

    8. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing about those peripheral issues: I have seen both Compaq and Packard Bell keyboards (PS/2) that would not work properly on other computers (strangely, generic keyboards worked just fine on the machines these came from.) To be fair, I haven't seen this happen with USB KBDs/mice...it wouldn't be a real shocker though. And, those letters and numbers seem to wear of the Dell keyboards pretty fast...

    9. Re:I am a software engineer by ls671 · · Score: 1

      > then the second or third level guy

      Bah, I have been escalated to the 7th level once while dealing with IBM, seriously ! ;-)

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    10. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an easy fix:
      "I'm sorry Mr. software engineer - we only support the initial Windows image that was provided when we gave you a workstation when you accepted this job.
      If you decide to wipe the disk on your COMPANY PROVIDED equipment and change that configuration to another operating system, we will let you do that.
      HOWEVER, do not expect us to hire a new crew of people to support out of scope configurations to connect said system with altered configuration."

      I'm an engineer, and I have my standard IT provided desktop with two monitors, as well as a "dev box" with Linux loaded on it, connected to a third monitor.
      I use Synergy, so that I can use a single keyboard and mouse between both systems.
      I have the power of Linux at my finger tips, while still using all the main Windows utilities provided by the company.

      It seems rather arrogant to think that you should be able to attach whatever you want to your companies network, and then expect them to make it work.
      Maybe you could setup your own exchange server, investigate the problem, and then report to them what you found to be that error.
      Then ask RESPECTFULLY if they can make the necessary change to accommodate you.
      If they say "NO", then don't get upset, they may have to keep the configuration that way so that your peer in the next office can connect his PC that he loaded up with old Atari code...

    11. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lose/Find, Loose/Tight

      Lucy/Ricky

    12. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what South Africa you are living in. But the one I'm living in can NEVER get less than 300ms pings to Europe. Definitely not on a consumer product, anyways. Haven't tried the fancy stuff.

    13. Re:I am a software engineer by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 1
      It is well known there are different levels of competency in all professions. And there is probably a higher level of variation in IT. I know first hand there are very knowledgeable and very unknowledgeable people in sysadmin roles and such.

      I say you should be looking at your organization and wondering why they aren't willing to pay for more competent people.

    14. Re:I am a software engineer by DiademBedfordshire · · Score: 1
      Ugg I hate it when I spend all day customizing my linux kernel and those IT scumbags can't debug it for me. How many other people have trouble authenticating with the exchange server? or is having WAN latency issues? My guess, few to none. If you want to run software that the rest of the company doesn't run, expect to do your own IT support and helpdesk.

      When they replaced my Dell desktop with an equally crappy ASUS or something they replaced the Dell branded logitech keyboard and mouse with an ASUS branded logitech keyboard and mouse on the grounds that using the wrong type of peripheral might cause "incompatibilities".

      That is freaking hilarious! I bet you are a dick everyday about problems you create and they have found a way to just fuck with you.

    15. Re:I am a software engineer by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      In the FF 1.x series there was an update that broke its ability to authenticate with Exchange. I forget the numbers but it happened all the same. I was able to logon to OWA until I updated. It's possible that their Tier 2/3 guy was trying to help you. He may have logged onto OWA with your credentials using another browser and found that it worked correctly. That left him with: 1) You're a typical Luser and can't remember or type your password, 2) FF is suddenly incompatible with Exchange, 3) Your system is jacked up and needs a reboot.

      If I had a dollar for every time I've proven that a "power user" like yourself was the cause of your own trouble I could probably retire by now. Most of you are far more headache than you'd believe and know far less than you think you do.

    16. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol @ developers who think they know more sys-admin than sys-admins.

    17. Re:I am a software engineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Exchange server cant authenticate me for some reason)

      Bet it's because your password has an apostrophe in it.

    18. Re:I am a software engineer by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      You have some valid points but I have actually seen a Compaq mouse have a specific incompatibility with an IBM PC, I'd never seen anything like it but it was a consistent fault.
      Also the rest of your post reads like you're the exact kind of guy we don't want to deal with, always trying to find a way to breach security, demanding shit instantly and generally treating support staff like lower people.
      I may be only a couple of rungs higher than a helpdesk but at least I came from one and respect what the poor schmucks do every day.
      I wish I could sack you idiots.

    19. Re:I am a software engineer by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      You are a rather inexperienced developer by the sound of it.

      A keyboard can in fact be incompatible. Its is very RARE, but it DOES happen. It is often FAR easier for the IT to keep systems in consistent configurations that are known to work than to deal with your retarded quirks. The machine really is far less flexible than you are, well, than you should be. You can easily adjust to the different clickiness of the keyboard, the computer may very well not be able to adjust to extremely minor voltage differences.

      Another indication of your lack of experience is that you're upset about the loss of POP and SMTP support. I can see being upset about losing IMAP and SMTP support, but POP needs to die sooner rather than later at any company worth its salt.

      IE supports different authentication methods than Firefox. NTLM auth actually works in IE with IIS, FireFox, Kerberos and IIS are much more flacky and tend to stop working for what appears to be random reasons. I use Firefox and Chrome to authentication against IIS using NTLM and Apache using mod_NTLM or kerberos, do you have any idea how many times IE works perfectly against all of these servers yet both Firefox and Chrome have issues where they do stupid crap like re-authenticating for every request?

      So thanks for posting here, you've just helped prove that you are as much if not more of the problem then your help desk who at least knows what does work. Its cute that you think because you are a 'software engineer' that you have a clue, but its pretty clear that you're just arrogant and really don't have that much experience with the systems involved, or in fact any sufficiently complex system such as the one you're describing.

      I wish I could just make people such as yourself disappear. You work for their organization as well. You are on the same team. You think you know more than they do about doing the job they do. You don't, that much is clear. Do you have any clue how frustrating it is for them to deal with a jackass like yourself that thinks he knows more about doing their job than they do? Think about how you'd feel if they came to you and told you that you were writing code wrong and provided you with a compiler error from their system that was clearly incorrect?

      Have you ever even had to support or debug your own software in a unknown environment? Everything about your post wreaks of inexperienced, arrogant, fresh out of ITT tech developer with absolutely no clue of how it works in the real world. Even end users are better to deal with than people like you, 9 times out of 10 the only problem with end users is getting them to give you information they don't realize is important. Dealing with someone like you is worse as its fighting with someone who should know better, but instead fights you every step of the way in an effort to establish that you are better than them and that you know more about the problem than the people who deal with it all day long. Save everyone the trouble and when you call them, drop the fucking attitude and do what they ask, if you actually do what they ask it will then be their problem and it's unlikely you'll ever get any flack from anyone for it. Fight them like you seem so inclined to do and you'll quickly find yourself on the list of developers to replace for being a pain in the ass to deal with.

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    20. Re:I am a software engineer by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      A keyboard can in fact be incompatible. Its is very RARE, but it DOES happen. It is often FAR easier for the IT to keep systems in consistent configurations that are known to work than to deal with your retarded quirks

      Of course they want to keep the bits from the same supplier together. But they should just say that instead of treating me like an idiot with a stupid lie.

      Another indication of your lack of experience is that you're upset about the loss of POP and SMTP support. I can see being upset about losing IMAP and SMTP support, but POP needs to die sooner rather than later at any company worth its salt.

      I want to access my email from the linux box which was supplied to me by IT. For that purpose we used to support POP, IMAP and SMTP. Now we don't.

      IE supports different authentication methods than Firefox. NTLM auth actually works in IE with IIS, FireFox, Kerberos and IIS are much more flacky and tend to stop working for what appears to be random reasons. I use Firefox and Chrome to authentication against IIS using NTLM and Apache using mod_NTLM or kerberos, do you have any idea how many times IE works perfectly against all of these servers yet both Firefox and Chrome have issues where they do stupid crap like re-authenticating for every request?

      Dunno. Firefox 1 something on linux worked for OWA in stupid (non-IE) mode on that server until last weekend. I doubt firefox supports any special authentication beyond what any other webmail system uses. What was inexcusable for me was that the person who took my call closed the issue before the issue was resolved.

      Have you ever even had to support or debug your own software in a unknown environment?

      Yes. All the time.

      Fight them like you seem so inclined to do and you'll quickly find yourself on the list of developers to replace for being a pain in the ass to deal with.

      No if anything I find them funny. There was a time when it was my job to log a lot of calls in their system. Thats not the case now but I believe I still have the company wide record for calls raised. I don't know if they find me a pain. They are not communicative enough for me to know.

  23. sounds petty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it sounds petty. Everyone refers to anyone who works in technology as IT! Why? because they have no idea what you do, or for that matter what anyone else does. Information Technology is a broad descriptive title. I don't think it is meant to belittle anyone. Most people on the business side just don't know how to refer to the different areas of IT.

  24. re. IT guy by ramjambam · · Score: 0

    I'm one of those guys who fixes Windows, and I can understand you don't want to be lumped together with us :). How about calling yourself 'software engineers'?

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  25. More than IT by spudnic · · Score: 1

    I don't like people assuming that since my group is part of IS that we are "just" technology people. Yeah, we are programmers, but we are far more than that. We have to truly understand the business needs of our organization, and we do. We are partners with the business units, not just a bunch of geeks turning out code that we hope does what is needed, or coding to specs that may or may not be the best solution that some accountant thought up.

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  26. Self-important Douchebag by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The phrase 'IT' is so overused, I'm not sure what it means any more.
    It means "information technology".

    OK, maybe it's an ego thing, but I spent a lot of years in grad school, lots of years getting good at creating software, and lots of years getting good at creating technical products and I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze.
    What's wrong with that? Are you really so shallow as this? (Don't answer) I can understand wanting some sort of prestige, but not liking something because the proles get to have it too is one of the worst features of human nature, and it's something that used to get trained out of non-upper-class Americans. Is it really that irritating to be in the same industry as the intern who fixes "Windoze"[sic]? From urbandictionary.com: douchebag "An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

    How does the following passage make you feel? Does it make you feel comforted or outraged?

    "What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it."
    --Andy Warhol

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    1. Re:Self-important Douchebag by mwvdlee · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      How does the following passage make you feel? Does it make you feel comforted or outraged?

      Outraged. The idea that America (I assume he's speaking about the USA, not actually America, the continent) started something that pretty much existed since the beginning of time is... well... a bit silly.

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    2. Re:Self-important Douchebag by lucm · · Score: 1

      > [...] not liking something because the proles get to have it too is one of the worst features of human nature

      I agree. At the office the management decided to give more vacation time to the tech guys, and many analysts complained that they now had the same vacation time as the "tech guys". At first I thought this was a joke... but no, that kind of people actually exists and apparently they are so self-righteous that they even manage to get their pathetic complaints in my Slashdot rss feed.

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    3. Re:Self-important Douchebag by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Oh, my, it appears we have another winner of the douchebag sweepstakes. Intentionally misunderstanding a word in common usage qualifies. Insisting that Coca-cola has existed since the beginning of time qualifies as well.

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    4. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Overunderrated · · Score: 1

      Thank you for the concise description of why I hate IT guys.

    5. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      How does the following passage make you feel? Does it make you feel comforted or outraged?

      "What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca-Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coke, Liz Taylor drinks Coke, and just think, you can drink Coke, too. A Coke is a Coke and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it." --Andy Warhol


      To be fair, it seems that everyone in the Americas (North, Central, and South) to the exclusion of those living in the United States of America get to drink the good Coke (made with real sugar). In the USA, we get corn syrup Coke. Of course, this all happened after Mr Warhol said this.

    6. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Poor people don't drink single-malt Scotch or eat pate de foi gras.

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    7. Re:Self-important Douchebag by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ha! You call *him* self-important?

      Well you could have called me King of Computing; Lord Protector of Communication Infrastructure; Suzerein of Anything That Might Break; and Keeper of the Secret of Setting Digital Watches.

      I'd have answered to Patron Saint of Lost Files or The Last Best Hope of the Desperate Cubicle Dwellers.

      I don't play that role any longer, but when I did, I had no doubt I was important to *other* people. They turned to me when they were in doubt or trouble, and I and I sent them away feeling like they had some control over their lives. I kept things running smoothly, and when somebody did something really stupid I helped them get back on track.

      Now doing those things made me feel pretty damned important. I could be proud, sometimes even arrogant, but I knew my business and took it seriously. I made the people I worked with see my job as important too, *and that made them happier customers.*

      Any young guy in the business who does his job well is entitled to pat himself on the back, because people don't give the IT guy respect just because he deserves it as a human being. Oh, no. Left to their own devices, they'll see him as an extension of the machines they work with and treat him accordingly. You've got to understand for most people that means abusing the machinery.

      You've got to establish a zone of respect around yourself so you can do your job. You've got to be mentally tough. You deal with a lot of angry, pissed off people, and beneath that anger is the customer's fear of failure, guilt over lousy planning, and shame over not knowing how everything works. You've got to project confidence and self-respect, otherwise when you need the people you work with to act rationally, they won't.

      And you've got to exact respect from people. When you *do* not only *you* will be happier, your *customers* are happier too. Nobody wants to rely on somebody they don't respect.

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    8. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a ridiculous and absolutely inapplicable statement. The rich do not buy the same as the poor, anywhere, especially not in America. Cars? Houses? Mobile phones? Laptops? Handbags! Please!

    9. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullcrap.

      There are 3 different levels or grades of Coca-Cola. And not only that, some other countries use cane sugar instead of HFCS. You definitely get what you pay for.

      I cannot find the cars of the employees with titles starting with C_ on any car lot within 50 miles. However, they still seem to be made by familiar brands.

      So don't deny that some level of stratification is going on.

    10. Re:Self-important Douchebag by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      Oh look, an America the continent wanker. Sorry, pal, but the idea that rich people eat the same sorts of food as normal folks is fairly new. Sure, rich guys can drive porsches, but most of them don't. Then can drink expensive wine, but they also drink the same beer you can get and probably Coke too. It wasn't always like this.

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    11. Re:Self-important Douchebag by abarrieris5eV · · Score: 1

      To be fair pate de foi gras is disgusting, so even if it were cheap I doubt you'd see it being served at nascar events. Now single malt scotch... that one maybe. Highland park and coke anyone?

    12. Re:Self-important Douchebag by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Right, and since America was founded, expensive drinks seized to exist and no reasonably-prized drinks were ever available.

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    13. Re:Self-important Douchebag by haruharaharu · · Score: 1

      The point here is that there is a cultural bond where rich and poor enjoy the same stuff. Paul allen can drink $600 bottles of wine (or bathe in it, probably), but he probably drinks coke too. This is the point: a lot of consumer products are enjoed across class boundaries and that's different.

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    14. Re:Self-important Douchebag by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It means "information technology".

      That doesn't help, as that is a particularly useless pairing of words that borders on being meaningless. Does that mean that somebody who prints books on a manual offset printer is in IT? After all, he's manipulating information with technology.

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    15. Re:Self-important Douchebag by lennier · · Score: 1

      "Keeper of the Secret of Setting Digital Watches."

      You have that Secret? I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

      Bet you don't have the Secret of Programming the VCR though. Only Initiates of the Illuminated Numerati of the Eighty-Eighth Segment of the the Liquid Crystal got that one. And after the Tivo Purges, they're all dead.

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    16. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Nimey · · Score: 1

      That seems like a terrible waste of a single malt. If the stuff's worth drinking by itself, do it that way.

      Not to say I haven't been tempted to try some Bowmore with Irn Bru, but I can't bring myself to abuse the Scotch that way.

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    17. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes me outraged. Fuck capitalism.

    18. Re:Self-important Douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can call me an IT guy, you can call me a douchebag, just don't call me late to dinner!

  27. Honestly yes... by emanem · · Score: 1

    Because IT term is so generic... plus many times is used with as a bit of downgrading term...
    Cheers,

    1. Re:Honestly yes... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Using downgrading terms for Us, how dare those lowly "users".

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  28. Titles before substance by 1s44c · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do you really value titles before substance?

    'IT Guy' isn't a term of abuse, why should you care if people call you that?

    Do they value you in your current position? Of so great, if not fix it or leave. Either way being called an 'IT Guy' is not worth worrying about.

    1. Re:Titles before substance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'IT Guy' isn't a term of abuse

      It sort of is, though. The vagueness of the term can be caused by lack of information: They simply don't understand what it is that you're doing. In that case the title isn't negative. But when they call you "IT guy" because they know but don't care what you do and expect you to do all jobs that "IT guys" do, then it's demeaning. It's a bit like calling a secretary an "office girl".

    2. Re:Titles before substance by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It's a bit like calling a secretary an "office girl".

      Or calling an administrative assistant a "secretary."

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    3. Re:Titles before substance by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're both wrong. Secretary, at least, connotates a specific role - secretarial work. If not for the gender neutralization of our society, we'd still be using it, because it's a bit more specific and descriptive than "administrative assistant". (Granted, they might be different roles, but they are commonly interchangeable in definition these days, even though 'secretary' describes the role better.)

      Calling, say, the only female law clerk, or some female doing a specific role (say, mail cart person or even a senior level position) the "office girl" would be closer than calling a secretary an "office girl".

      I take it you haven't been in this situation before, or you'd not be critical of those saying "IT guy" is a bit derogatory. It very much is, in my experience. I once worked at a place where I had ~200 names I had to learn, and I did within a couple months. However, that wasn't before several people complained that I didn't remember their names (which they found insulting) to my manager. Never mind that many of them called me "the new IT guy" months after I started and there was only one of me to remember, or that I had a very peculiar "organic" network topology to learn and memorize at the same time (without any meaningful documentation). It happens, and it costs people their jobs when the level of respect drops below a threshold, into contempt or dislike.

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  29. IT is infrastructure, not computer science by techmuse · · Score: 0

    There are lots of computer related jobs that are definitely NOT IT:

    Computer scientist: performs basic research relating to computers and computing technologies
    CS Professor: teaches computer science
    Developer: *could* be IT, but may be developing software not related to companies at all!
    Software architect, Systems architect: creates high level designs for applications, software systems, etc.

    IT is the set of people who provide internal computing services to companies, governments, universities, and other organizations. It's an infrastructure service. It takes commercial products (software, hardware, etc.) and configures and maintains them to support the operations of the parent organization. This is very different from developers who *produce* products, or from computer scientists who invent new technologies.

    1. Re:IT is infrastructure, not computer science by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      IT = Information Technology

      No matter how you twist it, all of the jobs you list deal with technology that processes information, or "information technology" if you will.

      You can refine the job titles if you want (in fact, you've already given some examples), but they are all part of IT.

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    2. Re:IT is infrastructure, not computer science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GP is right, IT guy has connotations of tech support, plumber, electrician etc. Labeling programmers or designers with that is tantamount to bringing highly educated and skilled professionals down to tradesmen level. Any doctor would be pissed off if you called him a nurse, and any surgeon would be pissed if you called him a general practitioner.

    3. Re:IT is infrastructure, not computer science by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      No matter how you twist it, all of the jobs you list deal with technology that processes information, or "information technology" if you will.

      So I.T. now supports the ECMs in the company cars and their GPS navigation devices, the cable TV, the central heating/cooling controls, the elevator control panels, tape recorders, and pocket calculators? Defining "IT" as the department that fixes anything with a semiconductor, vacuum tube, or relay in it is far too broad.

    4. Re:IT is infrastructure, not computer science by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Not everything with a semiconductor deals with information.

      And if the GPS navigation devices are company owned, most likely they are indeed the responsibility of some IT department.

      Also; I said "process" information. cable TV doesn't process information, it only displays it.

      I'm not sure about the anal device you've obviously been using whilst replying to me, but that probably isn't processing any more information than your brain, so neither has anything to do with IT either.

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    5. Re:IT is infrastructure, not computer science by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yet, we can't use titles like architect or engineer; not really, as those titles typically have licensing boards associated with them. It's not professionally honest to refer to one's self as an engineer or architect.

      In a broad sense, yes, IT is Information Technologies. I'd argue it covers developers more than "support staff", which I'd lump into Information Systems. But that's neither here nor there. The point is that people refer to many of us "IT types" generically, as if we're faceless automations with little more standing socially than a janitor, and probably not as much as building maintenance. Most people - at least! - recognize building maintenance as having an intrinsic purpose: replacing lights, fixing damage, painting, and so on.

      I've had people yell at me over the phone and in person while I've been in "3rd level" technician roles - IE, there were 2 technically adept people underneath me fielding calls, and I had other responsibilities as my primary role. Most people wouldn't dream of yelling at building maintenance if a light bulb goes out or they accidentally hit a hole in the wall.

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  30. Information Systems Developper by etenil · · Score: 1

    Does it sound better and more accurate? after all, a program is a way to process data and information. The guys who repair computers are already called "Computer Support Team" so that should be ok for the distinction.

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  31. Cost center by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is a cost center. That's the reason sales/business (profit/revenue centers) related position get more respect and status. So you can call IT something else, but it won't change anything.

    IT only supports the business where money is made.

  32. Member of Technical Staff by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's THE title at Bell Labs. If it's good enough for Dennis it's good enough for me.

    1. Re:Member of Technical Staff by baptiste · · Score: 1

      Yup - the telephone R&D companies had it right. No matter where I worked at Bell Northern Research (NORTEL's R&D arm before they destroyed it then went bankrupt), I was a Member of Scientific Staff, then a Sr Member of Scientific Staff, then Manager (and the higher level manager you were had a letter - D, C before you hit Director) If you chose the non management route you were an Individual Contributor like IC 7 and so on. Nobody really cared about titles, just what area you worked in.

    2. Re:Member of Technical Staff by Animats · · Score: 1

      That's THE title at Bell Labs.

      That was a long time ago. And the important part was the "Bell Labs".

      I got to see many of the famous great R&D places in their glory days: Bell Labs, Xerox PARC, HP Labs, DEC WRL and SRL, Ford Scientific Research Center, IBM Almaden Research. They're all gone now, or a pale shadow of what they once were. Microsoft and Google still have real R&D operations, but that's about it for big corporate labs in computer science.

    3. Re:Member of Technical Staff by argent · · Score: 1

      That was a long time ago. And the important part was the "Bell Labs".

      It's still the case at Alcatel-Lucent Bell Laboratories.

    4. Re:Member of Technical Staff by Chirs · · Score: 1

      I work for Nortel Networks. Formerly Bell Northen Research, as mentioned by baptiste above. Now being split up and bought by other companies.

      I do mostly linux kernel development for phone network switches (adding custom features, fixing bugs, etc.), as well as some technical advising on userspace issues (concurrency, arcane parts of POSIX coding, etc.).

      I think my current official job title is "software research, design, and development, job complexity index 3". My boss is the same, but level 4. His boss is level 5. The title doesn't change.

  33. Title is key in resume searches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been at several jobs where the departmet itself was called something like "IT", but my title was Senior Systems Engineer, and that title was all that ever ended up on the resume. Don't worry about the department's name; worry about your job title. From experience, titles DO matter, especially when they're on your resume. People who think that an HR person or recruiter are going to notice what your title SHOULD HAVE been are either deluded or have no job-hunting skills. Use your leverage to get a good job title, and if that doesn't pan out, use the more accepted title on your resume.

    1. Re:Title is key in resume searches by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      I'm an Online Services Team Computing Officer, in the Online Services team, which is a part of ICT Services department, which is a part of Business Systems.

      If anybody can tell me what's supposed to go on my business card (and by extension my CV) I'll give them a cookie.

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  34. Anyone think of South Park after the summary? by hagrin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Don't call me IT Guy, IT Buddy. Don't call me IT Buddy, IT Friend."

    1. Re:Anyone think of South Park after the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont call me IT Friend, IT Jackass!

    2. Re:Anyone think of South Park after the summary? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nobody with a functioning sense of humor will have thought of South Park for years. It jumped the shark before "jump the shark" did.

        To put it another way, your preferences are objectively bad, and I have a graph here in my pocket that can prove it. Stop watching that damn show, you're only encouraging those morons to make more!

  35. wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you feel so bad about that label?
    Take for example Google, they are all (mostly) IT guys, and everybody thinks they are cool.

    (I guess if you really wanted to be regarded differently from the rest, you should have gone into nuclear physics or something...)

  36. I don't work in IT, but.... by NoPantsJim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It drove me nuts being in college and meeting "IT" majors. I would ask them questions like what they like to program in or what kind of Linux they use, but anything I asked beyond the technical skills required to setup a standard home Linksys router was met with a blank stare and an explanation of how good they are with anti-virus and firewalls. It made me wonder why as an aviation major I knew ten times more than any IT major I ever met.

    1. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, yes. At my school at least, the "IT" major was seemingly designed explicitly for students who started out as CS majors but realized they couldn't hack it. This way they could still do something computer related and apply the credit hours they had earned. The students themselves were pretty frank about this, too.

    2. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by NoPantsJim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh wow, did you go to Purdue too?

      Not so much that it seemed like the IT major was designed specifically for CS dropouts, but I noticed that most CS dropouts did end up there.

    3. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      It drove me nuts being in college and meeting "IT" majors. I would ask them questions like what they like to program in or what kind of Linux they use, but anything I asked beyond the technical skills required to setup a standard home Linksys router was met with a blank stare and an explanation of how good they are with anti-virus and firewalls. It made me wonder why as an aviation major I knew ten times more than any IT major I ever met.

      Well, you probably new more about basic aeronautics, because (and this is just a wild ass guess) your life depended on it? Little things, like why aircraft stall, can play a big role in your ability to maintain coordinated flight. As a result, most aviation majors learn a bit about the fundamentals of flight even though they are by no means aeronautical engineers.

      Similarly, aeros know why a plane flys but can't just jump into the right seat and fly. Takeoff, maybe, but then again any idiot can takeoff. Landing is a whole different matter. An aero attempting to fly would quickly gain practical experience in the four fundamental forces involved in flight (stall, spin, crash, and burn); just as an aviator trying to design their own plane would learn why you don't use rectangular windows in an aircraft. (see Comet).

      Skill sets are learned based on a perceived need and value.As a side note, did you have a bigger watch as well? With a cool circular slide rule?

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    4. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      Actually, I've never flown a plane, but I did have to take ground school as a class. My exact degree was "aviation management" which dealt with airline operations, airport management, and air traffic control. The thing that pissed me off about the AC's comment above was that we still had to learn about fuel consumption and drag coefficients, and so do pilots.

      And yes, I own This Watch, although it's mostly because I like the way it looks. The slide rule itself is too small to be practical.

    5. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That's just students, they still have gaps in their knowlege. You'd be astounded as to what most first and second year engineering students think about very simple materials science and newtonian physics.

    6. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an anonymous coward I must admit I was an IT major in college (Management Information Systems, but same difference).

      To answer your questions, at 11 I enjoyed simple HTML (although I would not count it as a programming language) and some PERL. As an older teen, PHP was pretty great. In college, it was a MS shop so a lot of C# and ASP.NET with C#. In my job, just T-SQL all day and ASP.NET every now and again. In my hobby of amateur robotics, PBASIC and C.

      My favorite Linux is Ubuntu now. But when I was in high school I did ruin my family computer by installing a very young Mandrake. Also, through my early college years I used a distro called ELX Linux that I am pretty sure no one uses anymore. Towards the end of my college years I used Red Hat (hacked up into Oracle Enterprise Linux) so I had a better test environment for my Oracle DB in Advanced DBA class.

      You are correct in that the 'IT Major' is loaded with CS dropouts. However, once you realize that everyone in the real world just uses Quicksort or some other built-in optimized implementation it makes all those years of CS seem meaningless.

      Idiots exist in every major. Failed Accounting majors go to Finance. Medical school failures go for their PhD in Pharmacy. However, in each major for the failures, there are always bright and talented people who went into the major because they love it.

      I don't mind being called 'IT' because those IT fixit types know WAY more than I do about hardware and networking. Whenever I need access to a network resource or need help troubleshooting something outside of my area of expertise, they are the guys I call on. They know as much about their area of expertise as I know about mine and I do not expect them to program a microcontroller anymore than they expect me to administer an Exchange server.

      One more point I will leave you with. In college, I wanted some cheap hardware for tinkering with. I found a guy on craigslist who's wife was making him sell all of his junk hardware and pounced on it. He told me he was a CS major about to graduate from the same university I was attending. Being an avid Linux user at the time I asked him which distro he preferred. He replied, "I have heard of Red Hat, but have never used Linux."

      Food for thought.

    7. Re:I don't work in IT, but.... by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Why is it that your yardstick of "Itness" only revolves around Programming and Linux? Us poor saps who keep your LAN running and maintain your WAN connectivity can have some serious skills of our, they're just different skills than yours.

  37. Nothing wrong with ego ;) by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, there's nothing wrong with ego. I, for one, always wanted to be called The High Priest Of The Sun. But then the barstards switched from Sun to IBM servers :p

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    1. Re:Nothing wrong with ego ;) by Cerium · · Score: 1

      ...
      Goddammit...

      :)

    2. Re:Nothing wrong with ego ;) by syousef · · Score: 1

      Hey, there's nothing wrong with ego. I, for one, always wanted to be called The High Priest Of The Sun. But then the barstards switched from Sun to IBM servers :p

      Your new title could be High Priest of IBuM. Your motto: The Sun doesn't shine out of IBuM you know!

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    3. Re:Nothing wrong with ego ;) by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I guess that left you feeling a little blue...

    4. Re:Nothing wrong with ego ;) by Danny+Dot · · Score: 1

      That should be "coordinate system". But don't worry about changing it. I just heard on the news that Global Warming just killed the last polar bear. May they rest in peace. Only a new set of covariant general field equations can save the cartesian bears now. We need to get Einstein's brain out of the bottle it is in and turn it back on somehow to do this for them. Danny Deger P.S. Just kidding. The bears are actually OK. Global Warming is just a scam to steal lots and lots of grant money to save us from killing ourselves with our own lust for power and money.

  38. It could be worse by atmurray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try doing a PhD concerned with the hardware implementation of pretty hardcore mathematics for wireless communications and have someone refer what you do to be "IT". Without trying to sound like some form of zealot, the best thing I did was switch to a Mac. Not because it is a superior environment or anything, but because when someone has a Windows problem I feign ignorance and say "sorry, not sure, I don't use Windows these days".

    1. Re:It could be worse by giorgiofr · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how developing new systems to enhance digital communications could be anything than Information Technology.

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  39. IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 5, Funny

    yup, specially when the client realizes I am a woman, not a guy :)

    1. Re:IT Guy ? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      yup, specially when the client realizes I am a woman, not a guy :)

      Non-sense! There are no females on the Internet.

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    2. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 2

      Oh.. How could I have grown up for 30 odd years and never knew this! Thanks for the Enlightenment..

        As far as Enlightenment goes though.. I prefer using Enlightenment (or other WM's) in GNOME and KDE

      I really thought I was a female all these years..

    3. Re:IT Guy ? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Oh.. How could I have grown up for 30 odd years and never knew this!

      This is why they should make RFCs required reading for Internet usage (can't remember which RFC now had the note about there being only males online, otherwise I'd link it).

      The Internet is designed to be inherently incompatible with females to prevent their other half from being discovered to be looking at porn.

      I really thought I was a female all these years..

      Funny enough, I spent many years trying to convince other people I wasn't female online - My real life name is 'Ashley' (which I used to use online) and thus, many automatically assume that I am female, just trying to hide my true sex. There have been a few hilarious moments where people I had known for years online actually were shocked I was telling truth.

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    4. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      lol funny! I actually know more guy Ashley's than I do girl ones. Over the phone, many people think I say Eric .. not realizing its Erica.

      As far as RFCs go.. Ive read up to RFC 1483.. still haven't seen the male one. RFCs make great reading in the 'library' ... ok on the can.

    5. Re:IT Guy ? by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      RFC 2323 May be what he is talking about. (Was going to RTFA but sleep sounds like a better choice for me)

      As for my RFC reading, i only read the April 1 ones, they seem to be the best for on the can reading :)

    6. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      now THAT is funny!

    7. Re:IT Guy ? by ThePengwin · · Score: 1

      RFC 2549 has to be my all time favorite though

    8. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      ya, I have seen that one before, but I still spit soda all over my monitors laughing!

    9. Re:IT Guy ? by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

      Well, lady IT-guy, I see 8 replies on your post and, without reading them, I suspect 5 are asking for a date, 2 come with irrelevant technicalities and 1 is the newbie doing a first post.

      Don't you see what IT does to us! Run away while you can!

      Besides, we collectively are plainly ugly, boringly eccentric, have bad hygiene and poor health. Our perception of romance is the girl in the other room repeatedly declaring to us that she'd rather date a dog while we remain hopeful.

      Yours,
      An IT-Guy

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    10. Re:IT Guy ? by chialea · · Score: 1

      If I didn't know better, I'd suspect that you were trying to get all the women around here to come out of the woodwork...

    11. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 3, Interesting

      LOL An IT-Guy.. Ah well I have been at this since what.. 97 or so? Worked out in the field with telco guys, programmed routers, firewalls, linux boxes, fixed windows... data recovery.. so I am used to the guy thing. it IS a male dominated field.. so I accept it and go with the flow. Specially gaming ;)

      And, I prefer the intelligent geek IT guy myself ;)

    12. Re:IT Guy ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WIkipedia says:

      An It girl or It-girl is a charming, sexy young woman who receives intense media coverage unrelated or disproportional to personal achievements.

      An IT guy must be the exact opposite

    13. Re:IT Guy ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why rating this as Funny?

      "IT guys" it's plain sexist.

    14. Re:IT Guy ? by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      LOL An IT-Guy.. Ah well I have been at this since what.. 97 or so?

      Noob ... some of us have been going since '79. "IT grandad" is an option I've yet to hear, but it's coming...

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      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    15. Re:IT Guy ? by fuzzyrabbit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, its quite amusing to watch the expressions on people's faces as they meet the female "IT guy" Unfortunately I still have to prove myself in these situations, as a girl couldn't possibly know anything about IT.

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      Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast... - AJ Rimmer
    16. Re:IT Guy ? by indifferenthues · · Score: 1

      I am usually called some variation on "the Computer Lady" myself

    17. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      Wow.. new entries every day! I gotta read wikis more. opposites attract?

    18. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      IT Grandad I like that one. I could go back earlier if I counted my Atari and Commodore 64?

    19. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      hahahha oh I know that feeling. Specially when I call Radio Shack for a customer and ask if they have any NICs. The sales girl replies - 'we have something called an Ethernet card, but no Nics.'

      Or they day I show up to fix an adsl line and the customer tells me there has been a mistake. He wants a tech, not sales.

    20. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      Nice! You have them trained ;)

    21. Re:IT Guy ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seeing as though there is no word for a group of non-gender specific individuals, "guys" is a common substitute.

      I have no issue with being called the 'IT guy', as opposed to 'Secretary'.

    22. Re:IT Guy ? by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      I can see that. Specially since I grew up forcing myself to say 'you guys' instead of "ya'll" like others around me.. i just never did like the word "ya'll" (like the fingers on the chalkboard thing) except when jeff foxworthy says it.

  40. now now sensitive are we ? by BlindRobin · · Score: 1

    IT Guy sounds better than Accountant or Sanitary Engineer or Sales Guy or ...

  41. Yes, But..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yes, but when someone asked you questions about drag coefficient and fuel consumption, did or did you not answer "Dunno about any of that, but I can fold a mean paper airplane"?

    1. Re:Yes, But..... by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, yes. I was an aeronautical engineering major for two years before I decided to change. I was quite far ahead in the major too, since I had calc and physics (plus some gen-ed stuff) taken care of from AP classes.

      And no, I didn't fail out as an engineer, I had a 3.5 GPA when I switched. I just really, really hated engineering.

  42. ego alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe you should be a 'businessman' instead

  43. I am a sysadmin. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, I'm not the kind of sysadmin you're complaining about. I'm the kind of sysadmin that manages fleets of thousands of computers.

    I'm the kind of sysadmin that develops systems that automagically reinstalls systems via bootp/tftp etc.etc.

    I'm the kind of sysadmins that allow technical people to run whatever they want on their desktops (as long as it's not abusive/disruptive software. In which case I'll bring my two-by-four over to the luser in question and degrade him into non-technical user. Meaning that he'll no longer get to install whatever-the-fsck he wants.

    I'm the kind of sysadmin that says "yuck, this piece of shit software is slow", whereupon I strace it, fetches the source-code and figures out that "Oh my! Oh my! That shit is O(n^2) when it's easy to make it O(1).". Whereupon I submit a patch to the developer saying "Yo, please patch". I'm the kind of sysadmin that points out that "Yeah, I realize you think that hardware is inexpensive, but doing tens of thousands of stat() calls against the same files on a netapp per second instead of caching the result is rather stupid".

    Software Engineers that consider their local sysadmin a resource rather than an annoyance usually enjoy having me around.

    Software Engineers that consider their local sysadmin an annoyance that wasn't good enough to become a software engineer usually realizes they were wrong.

  44. Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Kupfernigk · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I am a systems architect. I've been a systems architect on and off for 25 years. During that time my job title has included Engineering Director, CFO, Systems Manager and CIO, depending on the size of company I've worked for.

    Would you call someone who designs aircraft engines a mechanic? Would you call someone who designs central heating boilers a plumber? Would you call someone who runs a team working on ALU design at Intel an electrician?

    My point is that nowadays IT is actually a trade, and mostly attracts the sort of people who in the past would have become plumbers, electricians and mechanics. Which is not to knock them, because these are essential and valuable trades, but basically they implement what other people have designed and specified. Programmers who are not just coders, systems designers, user interface designers - these are creative professions.

    In the UK we have a terrible tradition of confusing professionals with tradesmen, caused by our emphasis on "administrative" skills. We've just had the Government dismiss their principal expert on drugs because he dared to disagree with the irrational "omg smelling cannabis kills you I need a stiff drink or five before I can go back to work" culture of the Government and the Civil Service. In a properly organised world we would sack the Government for lying to us, but in the mind of the Govt., Prof. Nutt's status is about that of a plumber. The point is that you go to tradesmen for advice on implementation of what you want to do, but you go to professionals to tell you what to do in the first place. You somehow need to get back to that position (I say you. I hope to retire in 5-6 years; then it will be someone else's problem. For now, I am quite happy being a software architect, because that is actually what I do.

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    1. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

      Well...

      That last paragraph, what a doozy... if you want to know why the business world is going to hell in a handcart, that last paragraph is your answer, this is the sort of people we are employing now as Directors and Manager and Department Heads.

      He thinks he is so much better than plumbers, electricians and mechanics, because the plumber does not design the 22mm copper tee, the sparky does not design the RCD breaker, and the mechanic does not design the spark exhaust manifold.

      He, however, is vastly superior, being a coder...

      Wait... does he write his own coding language, e.g. does he create new programming languages? Does he create his own x86 instruction set and assembly language?

      Or does he simply grab the "tools" available and use recognisable individual components and constructs like elbows and tees, breakers and distribution boxes, manifolds and sparkplugs?

      Do I simply use the tools available, the lexicon of the English language, when writing this, or do I create my own language for each article I write?

      I'd really like to know how the plumber fitting a new central heating system, deciding where and how to route the pipework so it works and doesn't water hammer or creak, is not a creative professional.

      I'd really like to know how the electrician fitting a new ring main, deciding where and how to route the cables and what components to use, is not a creative professional.

      I'd really like to know how the mechanic fitting the Rover V8 into the Ford Cortina, deciding how to mount the engine and where to route the exhaust etc, is not a creative professional.

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    2. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by tippen · · Score: 1

      Well, there's always the hierarchy inside development itself. Even ignoring the whole "architect" thing and just sticking with programmers/developers that primarily write code, you have: internal application developers (generally lumped in with IT) maintainance coders (aka "sustaining engineers") - in both the IT and non-IT camps UI developers product developers systems/kernel developers embedded systems developers firmware / board bring-up etc. Not necessarily ordered here, but there tends to be a pecking order towards the alpha geek. Not that anyone outside of the software development community would realize this, but at most companies, it's there.

    3. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, and you have the same hierarchy within an engineering / machine shop, within a hospital, within a building services company, within electricians shops, on board a ship.... you name it.

      What ***___IS___*** different now is that back in the old days the only route to being top dog was to work your way up through all the other levels and disciplines.

      Now you just take a degree course in engineering and get to be a manager put in charge of people who, for example, use a hacksaw every day of their lives, even though you yourself have never even held one.

      I could tell you uncounted real world stories in engineering like this, guys who have literally never held a spanner, but have a degree in hydraulic engineering, designing hydraulic machinery that LITERALLY cannot be made, due to elementary mistakes like insufficient room between unions to fit the spanner to secure said unions, etc etc etc.

      This is why all these type think they are better than the "workers", because they lack clue #1 about the workers actual daily job and skills.

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    4. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Actually, in software engineering, designing and implementing new languages happens more often than you might think. They're not usually general purpose programming languages, but they are there. I'm not sure I know of anyone, ever that creates both programming languages and instruction sets.

      Do you seriously not see the difference between an architect and a builder? A software developer and a helpdesk operative?

      Well, good luck to you. You'll probably end up in management fairly quickly with an attitude like that...

    5. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Stevecrox · · Score: 1

      One of my old lecturers put it best. A Washing Machine Technician can take apart your washing machine and replace a faulty part. A Washing Machine Engineer can design, build and test a washing machine.

      The difference between an engineer and a tradesman/craftsman, is a tradesman can use the tools in front of him. An engineer can first build the tools and then use them. So in your example an engineer could create his/her own language from assembly and then write their application. Not many would because it doesn't make sense to, but they could.

      Your issue is you seem to think tradesmen are something dirty. My Dad spent five years as a apprentice fitter and turner, he can fix pretty much anything mechanical put in front of him. His skill with metal and wood astounds me. Despite him trying to impart some of his knowledge I know I will never match him. Then again my knowledge of electronics maths and software far outstrips his. I am quite happy to develop interface standards and design software systems.

      The skill set is quite different, both can be creative, both deserve a different name because they are different. If you want a software application you want a engineer to lead it who runs a team of coders. You wouldn't ask a coder to suddenly start creating requirements, development schedules, test schedules, interface design, etc.... Likewise you wouldn't want a team who solely consist of engineers since it will cost a lot more and they probably won't be as quick as your coders.

      If your still don't see the difference the IET as well as other professional organizations have been discussing how the term engineer has been heavily misused over the past ten/twenty years. While I can't find any of their articles online the few I have read make it very clear why someone who can place a Rover V8 engine in a Ford Cortina isn't a professional.

    6. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      It seems to be an ongoing trend in the world that vocational and academic strands of life are being muddled into one, and they shouldn't be. I would not expect a plumber (with a vocational, hands-on, 'tradesman' career) to be able to design a dam any more than I would expect a hydrodynamic engineer (with an academic, theoretic, 'professional' career) to be able to fit my toilet.

      The trouble is the word 'professional' - I would consider that plumbers, electricians and mechanics are all professionals since they have a profession they do for a living.

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    7. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by GuyFawkes · · Score: 1

      I am a time-served engineer.

      I do not think tradesmen are dirty, or beneath me.

      Fact is at what he does, because he does it all day every day, the (good) tradesman will be faster and more efficient and more knowledgeable than me.

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    8. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Nimey · · Score: 1

      We desktop-support types have to be creative as well, just in a different way. If someone's got a problem you've never seen before, you have to figure it out, and sometimes I have to design a small custom... workflow, I suppose, for an individual user.

      Plus I'm the one who gets to clean up after bad developers, work up work-arounds, etc.

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    9. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by cowscows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're a pet peeve of mine ;)

      I design buildings for a living, and in my field, the job title "architect" is pretty highly regulated. I have a masters degree in architecture and over 4 years of experience practicing, yet I can't refer to myself as anything containing the word "architect" or else I face potential legal issues. To use the word "architect" in my job description, I have to be licensed, which requires 3 years of internship work, then passing a bunch of licensing exams. And then continuous education credits as well as yearly fees for pretty much the rest of my life.

      My gripe isn't with you, it's just silly how the architecture profession has gone to all of this trouble harassing the newcomers to its profession, yet at the same time allowed other fields to take the term "architect" and hand it out almost arbitrarily.

      OK, I'm done.

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    10. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually in the UK you're not a "software architect" because it's not legal to call yourself an architect unless you're a building, golf course, landscape or naval architect.

      http://www.opsi.gov.uk/ACTS/acts1997/ukpga_19970022_en_1

    11. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Chirs · · Score: 1

      I've got the same beef about "Software Engineering".

      I have an Engineering degree. I'm not a certified "Professional Engineer", so I can't actually claim to be an "Engineer" in Canada.

      If someone wants to call themselves a "Software Engineer" they should be prepared to personally sign off on the software and be legally responsible for any bugs in it.

    12. Re:Yes, I do. But people don't call me one. by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 1

      I hear you on this- my main gripe with everyone lumped into "IT" is that there is no distinction between the creative aspects of the field and the maintenance aspects of the field, what you are referring to as the trades.

      Part of the problem is the public's perception- when most people hear "IT" they think "he fixes computers." And while they often have the ability to do so, that is not their profession, and to be honest, I am not so sure how well I could really fix common computer problems anymore after being paid to program for the last 7 years.

      My personal solution to this problem is that I tell people the industry I use my IT skills for- finance. It is really more accurate at this point because the code has become more or less effortless- the main problem is taking the tools/libraries I have and using them to solve problems in my field. Hence, when people ask, I say I work in finance, and then when people probe, I say I build automated trading systems. At that point people either get it and will ask relevant questions, or just ask something very clueless and I break out my grade level explanation of how the stock market used to work when traders yelled at each other on a trading floor and now its computers mostly talking to each other- I only tangentially mention that I program computers. On the rare occasion these days that I get asked to help fix someone's computer, I say I don't have a problem with that, my consulting rates are $100/hr, which will include travel time if you want me to come out to you. I feel if more people did this instead of giving away their time for free, perhaps IT would get more respect as well- it sends the message that you and IT people are a skill that should be valued, not that you are there on call to fix their problems for free every time they whack the monkey and then install the cool new program they won.

      Some people out there may think this is just a big deal over nothing, try introducing a doctor at a party with the line "this is Jim, he works in healthcare" and see how well that goes over. I think this issue will go away over time, it seems like I get more respect as a programmer as time goes on, and I also see this for the "IT" guys and such too- the jack of all IT guys are becoming a lot rarer, as the small companies those guys used to serve can generally be better served by outsourced services for things like email, networking, the company's website, etc.

  45. Re:Next Ask Sloshdot question you should ask by x2A · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Oh please come back and post more often, your amazing insights are invaluable. That's just what this site needs more of, people who'll only come out of the woodwork to express how little they understand of somebody's point of view.

    What amazes me is when you saw that ol' "comment" box, you could've written anything, you went with "I know what the world needs, more bitterness!".

    In this economy where people are losing their homes?!! Wake up, there're people all over the world who've never even experienced a proper home or job, or not dying with their families of starvation. If you can live your life while that's happening, people can live their lives while there's a credit crunch and unemployment. Somebody not trying to make the most of their own life isn't going to fix -anything-.

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  46. I want to be known as Nerd of Doom by FatherDale · · Score: 1

    Mmmm. Nope, not offended. I *am* an IT guy. Since my boss refers to himself as "head geek", I'd have a tough time getting upset by it. I'm the "virus geek" in our shop. What I resent is Best Buy stealin' our titles....

  47. Who *cares*? by Alioth · · Score: 1

    I couldn't give a stuff what they call me. People at work generally know if they want their PC to be fixed, we have two people in the department who spend much time fixing PCs. They know if they need something developing, they go the developers. But it's all the "IT department" and the "IT guys". People seem to be able to figure out that we're not all the same, regardless.

    Similarly, we call everyone in finance "the bean counters" right from the lowliest of them all the way up to the CFO.

    Who cares.

  48. Re:Build a bridge.... by alfs+boner · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Ohh... I see your mistake- Digg is down the hallway over there. You might enjoy the Chuck Norris jokes and new screenshots of Halo Warfare 2: Space Crysis.

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  49. Deptartment by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One thing is certain: Referring to any group as a deptartment (or worse, a deptardment) will not win favor with anyone, top-tier talent or not.

  50. Names/labels matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Yes - it really does matter.

    In the very large financial organization I work for, those "in IT" are paid massively less and yet have to know both the business inside out AND the technology inside out (and I get pretty frustrated a lot of the time dealing with those "in the business" who, frankly, don't even know their own business)

    We also still have to work all the hours and get all the grief of working in an investment bank (and these can be pretty crappy).

    It goes further than this - the top grade in the organization ("Managing Director") is applied to around 1 in 10 people "in the business" and 1 in 250 "in IT". This is justified by the statement that "the business brings in the revenue". Interesting - given that the majority of the revenue in a bank is now brought in by automated systems created by those people "in IT".

    Being labeled as "IT" is a problem - because I label myself as "a business person...who also happens to know something about developing systems"

    Oh - one last thing. If you speak to someone outside the company and mention who you work for, then you also get all the really lovely hostility that's around right now that's aimed at banks. At that point no-one cares that you're "just and IT guy" - you're an "evil investment banker" who "must earn millions" (I don't - nobody "in IT" earns these sorts of numbers).

    All of this is why I am currently looking for a job "in the business" and also why so many people "in IT" are leaving.

    Labels matter - a lot.

    1. Re:Names/labels matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that the job titles aren't the problem in the scenarios you describe, but symptoms of a deeper problem. If people are unwilling to think about and value your contributions then your job title is neither the problem nor the solution. I'd even argue that trying to change the labels in that environment might be counterproductive since you'll likely just be seen as attempting to lay claim to more importance than you are worth. It seems to me that the labels, far from mattering a lot, are a waste of your time.

    2. Re:Names/labels matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the labels are not just part of the job title, but dictate the part of the organizational hierarchy you sit in, so you're right about the problems running deep. In fact that's the real issue here - you get pigeon-holed by the "IT" label and then cannot get past the organization.

      If I manage to drop the "IT" label I can move to another part of the hierarchy where I will actually be paid more and be perceived as being more valuable to the organization. This is because (to use the rather hackneyed phrase) perception is reality - I will no longer to seen as "IT", but instead I will be "business" and hence will be in a different line.

      This is just plain dumb, but I doubt I'll ever see it change, and yes - this is broken.

      I have worked for several of the largest financial services firms, and they're all like this. Perhaps that's why the economy is so broken...but that's a different discussion.

  51. It's important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's an important distinction, even if the poster was, in fact, egotistical in making his point. There is a difference between tech support and software development. Both are important in their own regard. Both the highly paid software developer and the lowly intern have their place and their purpose and both deserve the same level of courtesy and professionalism. Not knowing the difference between two different tiers in a position can have negative effects.

    One thing is indeed ego. It's in a company's best interest to not insult its employees and keep them happy, even if the insult or happiness might stem from a certain level of egotism. Keeping your employees happy should be a priority for all companies. I think most departments take for granted the distinctions made in their respective fields. Would anyone here refer to his or her CFO as an "accountant"? Would you call your COO an "office manager"? What about your head of public relations? Is that person merely a "marketing type"? No one would refer to the chief officer in any department as the lowest tier of employee in that particular field. So why is that different when it comes to software development?

    I think most people should adhere to a certain level of professionalism and refer to their coworkers as the titles that their coworkers feel they deserve. And, try to understand what that title means and relate that to what they should expect that person to do. You should expect tech support to answer your questions about computer problems. You shouldn't expect this of software developers. You should expect them to make software products that your company uses or sells.

    There seems to be a double-standard when it comes to "people who know computers".. A lot of people assume that if you are "trained in technology" then you will perform rudimentary tech support for them.

    I still remember the first time I saw a mid-level manager call on a company's CIO to perform tech support -- call on the CIO directly, dial the CIO's extension and tell him that he needs to come down here and fix this. I thought it was absolutely absurd to see a man with a graduate degree explaining to an assistant director of a department how to set a printer as the default printer (something I did on my own the three times that our printer crapped out and was replaced in our department). Ego or not, that is beneath a CIO. Who would dare tell their CFO to process payroll checks? Who would angrily tell their CEO to answer the phones when the receptionist steps out for lunch? Yet this seems to be accepted treatment of any and all "computer guys".

    Delegation is crucial to a smoothly-run business. Software developers, engineers, or whatever you want to call the people who create software products that your company uses or sells need to focus on just that: software development. Tech support needs to focus on telling people to restart their computers, setting default printers, installing basic software on employees machines, and responding to complaints and questions of people who don't know as much about computer literacy as they should. And I'm sure there are more important things that tech support does as well that I have failed to mention.

    I'll admit that is egotistical to a certain degree. But it's still true. When you have random employees pulling important tech people off of important things to explain how memory leaks in Windows leads to their machine "acting weird", then they not only get frustrated, but they are also not making the software products that your company needs. And that will hurt your bottom line eventually.

    In conclusion, I just spent a really long time drafting a very wordy anonymous post that no one will ever read and will not even be modded up from 0. Hooray for me.

    Cordially,
    David 0mega

    1. Re:It's important by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      I think most of us here know that. However, try that same approach in a small business where there isn't even a dozen employes. There is no "tech support guy" because it would be too expensive to have someone around to work on computer problems only four hours a week.

      So if you don't have a dedicated tech support guy, guess who's the next in line to "fix computers problems"? The guys who "know about computer stuff", of course. It could be the "programmers", the "graphics guys", the "website guys". It doesn't matter, since "they need computers to do their jobs so they know everything there is to know about computers, operating systems, drivers and stuff".

    2. Re:It's important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be true for companies with less than a dozen employees (though I have seen many like that that contract an IT firm of some sort to basically come in once a week and handle IT issues or provide consulting) but I think it's clear that asker isn't talking about a company with less than a dozen employees...

    3. Re:It's important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you have a problem with your paycheck, you call "accounting". Are you talking to the employee distribution specialist, the accounts payable specialist, the person that is the liason between the employees and the insurance companies? The person that handles the travel disbusments and contracts? How about if you go to the reproduction center to get a package that was delivered. To you ask for the copy tech, the people that distribute the mail? The supervisor? The Xerox tech? The person that handles procurement?

      My point is the average employee doesn't care and shouldn't care who they are dealing with, they just want the problem resolved and they go to or call the department that handles it. Just as a user with a failed HD would come to the IT department to get it resolved. When they first get there, they see IT people in the IT department and they want help. Once there, you can direct them but the title on your door or your cube MEANS NOTHING TO THEM. They are not IT people and they don't know the difference from a desktop engineer, network engineer, a software developer, the IT assistant, or a telecommunication specialist. Walk into your HR, accounting, or the warehouse area of your company. How many different people are in that area? Do you know what each of them does, what their title is, what there title really means, and what they are responsible for? Probably not.

      I had an issue with a delay getting a Verizon DSL circuit installed in one of our remote offices. I called Verizon Business DSL support and was told that it takes 2 weeks to get an install. When I initially called and placed the order, I was told 3 days. The person that told me "2 weeks" said I must have spoke to sales or support but a static line had to route through the provisioning department and it takes them 2 weeks. You know what? I did not call provisioning, support or whatever. I called Verizon. The number on the Verizon DSL website to call for new service and ordered a static line and was told 3 days. I don't give a crap who I was talking to. I planned on the line being installed around 3 days and scheduled other tasks around that time frame. I didn't care who I talked to or what their title was when I called, I just wanted my problem resolved.

    4. Re:It's important by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Which makes me wonder why not outsource it. A company I worked for did just that (to my endless gratefulness). I was actually told that I MUST NOT fix computer related problems myself (i.e. if my coding machine went "bad", I had to get the backup laptop to work and call the IT repair company).

      It makes sense. Look at it from a beancounter's perspective. Me sitting there for 2 hours fixing a problem I'm no expert for (and not producing in that time) costs more than calling someone who may or may not have more knowledge about the problem but is FAR cheaper and doesn't take any longer to fix it. Especially in a Windows environment, it's likely that this person already encountered this problem before, working for many companies, thus already knows exactly how to fix the problem and can bring the machine back to life within a few minutes. Yes, you pay for his drive here and back, and probably pay him for an hour, but it's STILL cheaper than wasting 2 hours of a guy that costs you effectively 80 bucks an hour.

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  52. Get used to it by m1c4a1 · · Score: 1

    The term "hacker" was used to describe a technically advanced man, now its prevailing meaning is somebody who attacks networks and computers.

  53. CS vs IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet Technology is to Computer Science as Lab Assistant is to Scientist.

    Especially if you have a masters or Ph.D in CS rather than a 2 year degree in 'IT', you should not settle for being called an IT Guy.

    1. Re:CS vs IT by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Really, its more like IT is to Computer Science as Lube Shop Tech is to MechE at BMW. There is a big difference between the person with a degree in what amounts to applied mathematics and someone with a high school diploma that runs cabling. I have a degree in English and History. I work as a Unix admin, and I have 12 years of experience with BSD and Linux. Is what I do "IT"? Well, its definitely not Comp Sci. But I still feel a little miffed when I get lumped in, because while I know its not a personal attack, I still feel like my head is going to implode, followed by some old knight saying "he chose...poorly."

  54. Overhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could refer to the management as "overhead" since they technically are. ...and of course, at the top is the Chief Executive Overhead.

  55. Whatever you decide on, after reading, make sure.. by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    that you carry around a mug with THAT exact label on it, black on white. And it's got coffee, not pencils/pens.

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  56. Or any other non-windows system by frambris · · Score: 1

    I switched to Linux a few years back and do the same routine. "I don't use Outlook so I don't really can tell. Sorry". But then they get all clever and say "Here, let me show you" and grab my mouse (which is left handed for starters) and go "...errr... your Windows looks strange". And I go "Strange, or better?" and they leave confused and call the real PC-support.

  57. I agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT is helpdesk, server admins and internal customer support. You know, IT Operations that runs 24/7/365.

    Software development has very little to do with that when done properly.

    If the entire company does "IT", then none of you are "IT Guys", except, perhaps the email admins.

    To me, IT means you have to deal with stupid users. For the first 15 yrs of my career, I worked in places where there was no IT department. Then I got 3x the money and took a job dealing with 17,000 idiot users designing systems. I wasn't part of a helpdesk or running servers. I designed the systems, software, networking, security to allow users to do their jobs and piss off millions of external customers. To my customers, I represented "IT", but they knew I wasn't the "IT Guy" since I refused to help with day to day desktop issues. That group wasn't even in my department, it was outsourced.

  58. Mis-typed by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

    What I meant to say was, "Interestingly enough, yes I did know about such things"

    1. Re:Mis-typed by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Another side note? Buckeye? War Eagle? E-R?

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    2. Re:Mis-typed by NoPantsJim · · Score: 1

      Are you asking me what school I went to or what kind of planes I like?

      I'm assuming school. I went to Embry-Riddle at first, hated every second of it with every fiber of my being. Transferred to Purdue, had the time of my life, and learned a hell of a lot more too.

    3. Re:Mis-typed by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Yea, schools. PU is a fine school.

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  59. You could try something like... by GravityStar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Software Engineering
    Hardware Engineering
    Support
    Operations
    Development

    Now, combine:
    Database engineering
    Database operations department
    Desktop support
    Deskside support
    Network Operations
    Network Engineering
    ECM (Enterprise Content Management) Developer

    Need I go on?

    1. Re:You could try something like... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Need I go on?

      Name five more.

  60. I deal with computer I program but I am not in IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a copany making power electronics I program the DSP's controlling the system. You can call me software engineer but in no way you can call me IT guy I am not involved in information in any way.

  61. You're just being petty by Zilch · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...get over it. It's the same in any industry. If you work in hospitality, you could be a bellhop, a cleaner or a hotel manager. The guy who comes to fix your laptop probably thinks you're an arse too. (I tend to think that about anyone who spells Windows with a 'z'). Also you probably have an over inflated opinion of your job (most people do). For example, all the 'IT Architects' I work with just see 'Code Monkey' jobs as roles to be shipped off to India.

    1. Re:You're just being petty by coaxial · · Score: 1

      If you work in hospitality, you could be a bellhop, a cleaner or a hotel manager.

      But you wouldn't call the hotel manager a "maid" would you?

      That's the problem here. There's a difference between writing code for the product (i.e. "engineering") and reinstalling windows on the secretary's computer and rebooting some server (i.e. "IT"). Both jobs need done, and as an engineering guy, I'm glad there's an IT department. I do not enjoy sysadmining. I hate it. I'd rather get a tooth pulled. I'm glad there are people that do that, but they're different jobs that require different skill sets, and typically have different titles.

  62. Don't work for a non-software firm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll always be a second class citizen as you're not the rainmaker.

    I realize you said that it was a content company trying to become a software one but they won't. They'll always be a content provider. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but if you want to be called a non-IT person with that company they should spin off the software side.

    Any other comment about "your ego shouldn't depend on titles!!1!" or the such should be ignored as they aren't addressing this fundamental problem.

  63. I can sympathize by unkiereamus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now, I'm an EMT, I'm trained to save lives.

    There are people who are walking the earth today who, were it not for me, would be dead. Not "I was a member of a team", not "If I hadn't been there, someone else would." because of me.

    And yet I am referred to by a huge number of people as being an "Ambulance Driver".

    Now, I don't see what's so degrading about being referred to as an "IT guy", but if it bothers you, then by all means try to change it. Speaking from my experience as a person who is exceedingly inept at the whole office politics thing, though, I'd suggest not putting that forth as a demand of taking the job, that sort of thing (I've come to find out), tends to make people think you're...well...a pain in the ass.

    (Unkie) Reamus

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  64. It doesn't matter that much by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find those that are worried about their title are generally those who obtained a degree and think that anything less than the title of their choice is offensive because they take their degree far too seriously or people who, for whatever reason (ie no degree or just stupid) don't feel qualified for the job and want a excellent job title to reaffirm they're doing their job right and it will help when they're caught out and need to be find a job elsewhere.

    We already have numerous title for someone who does programming. Too many in fact and it's because of those two types mentioned above or companies wanting to avoid paying a decent wage by giving you a title that is hard to compare to other titles.

    1. Re:It doesn't matter that much by lucas+teh+geek · · Score: 1

      I find those that are worried about their title are generally those who obtained a degree and think that anything less than the title of their choice is offensive because they take their degree far too seriously or people who, for whatever reason (ie no degree or just stupid) don't feel qualified for the job and want a excellent job title to reaffirm they're doing their job right and it will help when they're caught out and need to be find a job elsewhere.

      ok then, would you graciously accept "junior" prepended to your job title? I mean, it's just a title, right?

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  65. Make sure it's anything BUT by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    Chief Petty Officer

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  66. IT professional! by fluor2 · · Score: 1

    I really like Microsoft's way of defining IT people. They're either IT Professionals or Developers.
    Being an IT Pro defines me.

  67. Do you want some cheese to go with that whine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you're just being petty. Do I like getting lumped into the same industry is a help desk? No.

    But the facts are that our industry is called Information Technology, the title (and you) say what you happen to do.

    A previous poster went down a path that I thought was interesting, but the poster stopped a little short in my opinion.

    In the medical field, you have orderlies, nurses, pharmacists, doctors, administrators, surgeons, ..etc. So you may work in the medical field, but your title (and you) give people an impression of what you do.

    Look at it this way, at least your not an chemical engineer at Solid Waste Disposal Engineering Services company.

  68. I kind of get it by Mahler · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have experience as a programmer, project manager, business analyst, software infrastructure architect, server and my current assignment is to create a new software department. You can call me an IT guy, but that doesn't describe my level of expertise. I graduated college as an Engineer, which doesn't describe all that either.

    You wouldn't plainly call a building architect the "construction guy" or the CFO of a bank "a finance guy". Sometimes you need to make the distinction to prevent people from thinking that you have a simple job. If you are proud of your qualities, you can call it whatever makes you feel good.

    I generally just tell people, that I'm a nerd.

    1. Re:I kind of get it by lucm · · Score: 1

      > You can call me an IT guy, but that doesn't describe my level of expertise.

      I work for a big financial company. The other day I was invited to a C-level meeting for some reason, and there was a problem with the projector's remote control. Someone at the table asked: why don't we call the IT guys? The CIO replied: I am an IT guy. And he climbed on his chair to manually power-up the projector (which is bolted to the ceiling).

      You can call this guy a manager, an executive, or a IT guy. See if he cares.

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  69. Take the job anyway by Skapare · · Score: 1

    ... then in a couple weeks, call a "forward planning meeting" and raise the issue of job DESCRIPTIONS and slip in job titles for each description.

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  70. This is a generic problem by Tomsk70 · · Score: 1

    It isn't just IT bods that suffer.

    Plumbers can go through years of training, only to be told by an ignoramus that it only involves 'fixing taps'. If you work on cars, you can't say you're an enginge specialist, or similar - well, you can, but the general reply will be 'oh, so you work on cars'....and the list goes on....

    However in IT, there is an exception - job ads. If the company wants someone server-level, but don't want to pay server wages, they'll advertise the job as 'IT Administrator', followed by a must-know list that's long/ deep enough to let anyone who actually does the job know that they're really looking for a server-bod who (for whatever reason) won't mind 1st-line-helpdesk wages. This happens when they don't want to pay a manager - your job interview includes two questions on servers, and twenty-five on management techniques (but the pay offered is waaaay below managerial - Reed have done this to me three times).

  71. IT vs. Computer Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think it's wrong to call IT IT, but IT and Computer Science (and Computer Engineering and MIS) have different degree titles for a reason - the content s very different. An IT guy might know some programming, and a Computer Science guy might know some of the ins and outs of installing windows, but they are fundamentally different skills. I don't really suggest engineering either, unless what you are doing fulfills the actual definition of engineering. (Sometimes this definition is legally enforced, I might add - look up the whole MSCE fiasco).

  72. Don't take the job by lucm · · Score: 1

    > I'm looking at a tech management job at a content company that is trying to become a software company, and they refer to everything about software development, data center operations, and desktop support as 'IT.' I'd like to tell the CEO before I take the job that we have to stop referring to all these people as 'IT people' or I'm not going to be able to attract and retain the top-tier talent that is required

    If the "CEO" is meeting people for a "tech management" job, then feel free to share your overinflated view of yourself with him, because he obviously like overinflated job titles himself.

    In any case, in the interviews you should definitely bring up your concern with sharing the IT label with the lowly tech people. That way, if you ever get hired, this will mean that you found a company so shallow and phony that you will fit in just right.

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  73. Modify the Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The solution is simple. You just need to choose the descriptive title that comes with 'IT guy'.

    The lowest member of the team gets the position title of Vice President. Then you can get fancy with Executive Vice President, Distinguished Vice President, Senior Vice President, and so on...

    Now when they call the help desk, they get to talk to the Distinguished Senior Vice President of Reliability Engineering IT guy.

  74. working for infactdead corepirate nazi felons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so what's in a name/not to like? the monIE? yet another smoke&mirrors trick/illusion. it's probably better not to know what they are really wanting to call you. tell 'em robbIE.

  75. Funniest Inteveiew Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  76. Yes of course I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I am an IT girl, you insensitive clod...
    ...and I do miss something like the "BSD chick" in the Linux world.

  77. Windoze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, Mr. Head of Software Related Product Development Tech Division, I was that guy fixing Windoze for 2 years, and I'll tell you what: The guy dealing with the annoying customers and clients? Yeah, he hates being called the IT guy too. Get off your horse unless your willing to look at others in different lights as well.

  78. IT, Operations and Engineering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are right, using a single word like 'IT' to include 3 different departments with different roles is ambiguous and I believe shows a lack of organization in your company. You should definitely point it out.

        We have 3 distinct departments - IT, Operations and Engineering with 3 different roles - Desktops/Office Intranet, DataCenter, Software Engineering respectively.

  79. Dialect by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Informative

    Briefly adding my own $0.02:

    In Britain, 'IT' seems more acceptable to be used as a catchall for anything computer-related. In the US, many narrow the definition to helpdesk support, and the personnel responsible for the ongoing operation of anything computer-related. Developers and architects are separate (with DBAs and a few other positions hanging somewhere in the void between) --- I'm not sure if this is a regional distinction in the US, primarily because personnel in these fields tend to move around quite a bit.

    Frankly, they're both valuable professions. I've worn both hats, and it's a bit of a shock to make the switch from one to the other, as both fields evolve and change so rapidly that it's very difficult to stay current in both. That said, I can easily understand why one would want their job title to accurate reflect their duties!

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  80. No, not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I run into a lot of people that ask what I do, and when I say "I'm in IT" they often ask "IT? What's that?"

  81. Position name translator by tchiwam · · Score: 1

    CEO : The real boss
    COO : Over paid secretary Really I've seen secretaries who made the companies go much better than their COO
    CTO : I used to know what I talk about Technology
    Technical manager : I am the guy everyone ask funny questions to
    Sales manager : I take the credit for the income and also the guy who is responsible for the color of the it dude.
    System Engineer: I just got my paper so I know how to do it and don't need to read the docs
    Sr System Engineer : I've done this long enough to know it won't work anyway
    Sales monkey: I really know that I am just a sales dude with a commission and I might have a clue of what I sell actually does
    Tech monkey: I make the thing, I know how it works but can't document it.
    It dude : the pale guy in that corner who worked all night to get our delivery done.

  82. Jesus christ...... by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    We have some inane discussions here sometimes, I can't believe this one got approved, this is not some kind of intelligent question to be debated, the person who posed this question needs a short, simple beating (as does the aprover)

    Csn we please get back to some IT discussion?

    1. Re:Jesus christ...... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Can we please get back to some IT discussion?

      We could, if only we knew what IT really meant!!!

  83. In this economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this economy, you could call them "rape dummies" and they better freaking like it.

  84. Engineer used to mean something... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Titles don't mean much anymore.
    IT guys at my company must make up their own, my favorite is: UNIX Engineer

    State Prof Engineer groups used to enforce the rules and regs against mis-use of the title 'engineer'
    no more

    You see, states grant professional engineer licenses along with interior designer, real estate, and beautician licenses

  85. I don't like it by NoYob · · Score: 1
    Worse still is "He knows computers".

    I hear so often when I'm looking for work that so and so is in IT and maybe I should send them my resume - I'd be a shoe in. When I ask exactly what they do, the response is a condescending "He and his company are in computers!"

    Then I have to explain, if someone was a nurse, would you say they were in medical? Or how about a doctor? No. You would say they were a nurse or doctor. Saying someone is in "medical" could mean they're a x-ray tech, lab tech, housekeeper, janitor, medical office accountant, EMT, ambulance driver, etc.., etc...

    Or I'll mention how someone in food service could be a restaurant owner, chef, or the bus boy.

    Oy!

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  86. Philosophically, seems like a silly discussion by smchris · · Score: 1

    Call yourself by your functional role: programmer, developer, sys admin, whatever. and, yeah, I suppose that can end up getting hyphenated. My wife spent a decade or so building web sites but these days she mostly does customer service for the company's IBOs helping them set up their web sites. She's still considered "in IT" because she's in the IT department but she's shifted to calling herself a "relations" person.

  87. Pure pedantism by DirtyFly · · Score: 1

    Today's titles are a stupid form of pedantism, I'm the IT guy in my company and although I do pretty much everithing from coding to support lame users, I do not care about the title, used to work in other companies with 'softare achitects' that didnt have a clue of anything but m$ stuff, Database operators and designers who dindt have a clue about anything a DB is. You are what you are, and I do prefer to be underestimated than exposed asa fraud. Man I dont mind being calld an employee rather than a colaborator, a computer company is not a partner, neither is your communications company they are your supliers . It makes me mad to ear about 'a company mission isto give their clients the best ... ' BULLSHIT a company is there to mke money ! if the client doesnt make money they'll dump it Jorge

  88. Stunned by the venom by heironymous · · Score: 1

    I'm stunned by the venom in the responses to the OP. I think this is a reflection of some serious naivete on the part of some responders.

    Maybe titles don't matter to most IT folks, but they certainly do matter to everyone else. Specifically, they matter to the folks who pay you and who decide when to stop paying you. The idea that if you just do your job well, then that will be enough, is very foolish. It assumes that promotions and firings are in some way related to competence. They are not. In today's competitive environment, we would all do well to hone our political skills too.

  89. Engineering by bahamat · · Score: 1

    My company has conveniently solved this. We're engineers (like Scotty).

    IT is the guy that fixes your desktop.
    We are Software Engineers or Network Engineers.

    Take the job and don't say anything about it except maybe in passing. Then always refer to yourself as Engineering. Get your subordinates to call it Engineering. Get other departments to call it Engineering. Put it in your email signature. Answer the phone "Engineering, <name>". Call the people that print business cards and tell them your department should read <something> Engineering.

    Once the mindshare is won everything else will follow.

    1. Re:Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then you end up pissing off all the "real" engineers in other fields whose titles are regulated by industry oversight committees and professional organizations. But hey, if a title makes you feel more important (even though your work is the same either way), then more power to you.

    2. Re:Engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is so fucked up...

      Yeah sure, I'm an Engineer too. No, not the cleaning guy, Environment Engineer. Here's the business card I printed...

    3. Re:Engineering by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Ignoring for the moment the question of validity of concerns about "pissing off 'real' engineers"...

      I've been reading up on sitting for my PE in Florida (since this is one of the states that does regulate the title) and I have to wonder... would any software company even HIRE someone with a PE? At least from what I've read, it seems the biggest thing about it is knowing all the laws and regulations, and taking personal responsibility for anything you sign off on.

      Considering just about every software out there contains some sort of disclaimer that boils down to "If the program doesn't work, blows up your computer, kills your family, or rapes your cat... tough shit, we already have your money"...

      Honestly, what would be the point, besides titling yourself out of the job market?

  90. Sounds good to me by marxz · · Score: 1

    lets call them "programmer guys" (or girls) or something like that just so that we desktop & server support people can get on with the job of trying to support/jury rig solutions/bug find etc their dodgy software so the users can... well... like use it, all with out about having to be lumped in to the same basket as the bug, glitch & BSoD makers.

  91. Yes, I Do! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I do hate being called an IT person. I left my software engineering career, which I really loved, just not to be called an IT person either within the company or by the public.

  92. Some people would find it very offensive ... by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Do You Hate Being Called an "IT Guy?"

    [X] I'm not a guy, you ignorant clod!

    Other options:

    [_] In Soviet Russia, IT guy hates YOU!
    [_] Netcraft confirms it, IT.GUY is dead!
    [_] CowboyNeal is my IT guy. I hate calling him, period!
    [_] IT guy was rescued after he crashed his vehicle into a tree. His wife used a golf club to break the rear window and free him. He was NOT driving while under the influence of pain-killers, and his wife did NOT just chase him from their home at 2:30 am and she did NOT confront him about his cheating on her, did NOT bitch-slap him (and not 5 times), and did NOT smash the window before the accident to "teach him to drive only on the authorized golf course" or "putt to the wrong hole". Tht is IT guys' story, and he's sticking to it.

  93. IT is NOT Engineering in ANy Way, Shape, or Form by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just for the record... Software development and desktop support are NOT Engineering any any stretch of the word, and should never be referred to as such. Data center operations MAY involve engineering, if you focus on the hardware side.

    Software related stuff is simply not Engineering or tech. I wouldn't even refer to them as IT because the "T" stands for "technology", but I can live with people using the acronym in this way (there are several everyday uses of language that are imprecise).

    PROOF:

    Engineering = Math+Physics+Chemistry+Other Actual Sciences+Good Sense

    Software Professions = Programming+Protocols+Commands-Good Sense-Actual Sciences of Any Kind

    I rest my case.

  94. I'm a programmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of one time when I was in a car with a bunch of guys I worked with and made some statement about the lot of us as "programmers". One individual got very upset and exclaimed "I am NOT a programmer!". It took me a moment, but I could think of no other response than "Excuse me, Senior Programmer Analyst!"

    I was impressed. The guy has Programmer in his title. Further, I thought it was on the prestigious end by most accounts...

  95. Nice rant, but... by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

    would you want to do their job on the money that they're being paid?

  96. It should matter to the current company too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have plenty of recently graduated friends that have gotten all sorts of fancy titles. Why? Because when they're dealing with customers, it's important that the customers perceive that they're dealing with someone important because then it means that they're a valued, important customer. My friends happily admit that it's all "title inflation".

  97. Sometimes titles are required. by zerofoo · · Score: 1

    I'm the "IT guy" for a small private school. We have 30 or so servers, two locations, and about 300 laptops and desktops.

    If it plugs in somewhere in either of our facilities, I'm responsible for making sure it works - and continues to work.

    Sure, I work on higher level things like security policy, network architecture, budgets, and reports for the board and administration, but I also fix printers and workstations.

    My title is IT director since the state Department of Education REQUIRES that my pay grade be given a "Director" role. That's all well and good, but I don't get hung up about it.

    Why? Because some days I'm the IT director and some days I'm the IT janitor. The reason I remain employed is that my attitude toward the job does not change on the days that I need to be the "janitor".

    -ted

  98. Really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People may not understand your job role or how different it is from the next guy sitting at another computer in the "IT" office.

    I'm sure you're not aware about the workings of the other different deparments and how the Corporate Sales Forecaster is a far more complex and difficult role than the Small Business Sales Analyst. You just call them "Sales". IT covers a broad scope, so what if not everyone understands? Your knowledge, your experience, your pay cheque says how good you are, not some job title or perception by someone who doesn't know anything about your role.

    What do you want, someone to give you an award and a speech every time you do your job? "This guy, i mean THIS GUY IS AMAZING! He saved our whole network from going down on friday evening and losing every single bit of data for the last 6 months!"

    Not forgetting without the "Sales", "Marketing", "Administration" and "Finance" people they wouldn't need an under appreciated, unloved "IT" guy like yourself.

  99. Dilbert by rajats · · Score: 1

    Better than being called Dilbert.

  100. you can call me your IT Guy AKA Your Company's Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I Am an IT Guy. fixing computers is what I do. I like the Title. I develop software and scripts for personal use and for Clients. and I am Still an IT Guy First and for most.

  101. I am not in IT I am a developer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell you why I hate it, becasue I have people stopping by my office to tell me their such and such desktop software is not working correctly, I tell them I am not the person to tell that to, they say well you are in IT aren't you.

    1. Re:I am not in IT I am a developer by dbIII · · Score: 1

      That is true, I've been in one place where the CIO in charge of about 40 developers and admin staff was asked to move a printer by an account clerk because she saw him as "an IT guy".
      Titles don't help, if you walk past you are there to provide instant gratification with some computer issue even if you know nothing about the application, platform, or whatever crazy macros are in recycled spreadsheets.

    2. Re:I am not in IT I am a developer by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      If it only stopped at computers. Being an "IT guy" I've been rammed into issues like a burned out light bulb, dead batteries in some piece of machinery and shot microphones. It's not even anymore "computer stuff", our field of expertise has somehow been broadened towards "electronics stuff".

      I'm generally a quite friendly and helpful guy, but I'm not your electroslave!

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  102. Simplification by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    "IT" for the unwashed masses is "all things related to computers that I don't understand." They cannot comprehend the difference between a developer or a sysadmin. They cannot distinguish between software and hardware. They call the black box sitting on their floor/desktop the "CPU," for goodness sakes. They neither understand nor care what you call yourself just as long as you 'make it go,' they make money and you make money.

    Call yourself whatever you want and add whatever certifications and initials behind your name that you want. If you work in technology you are under the IT umbrella. We do what we do because they don't understand it.

    1. Re:Simplification by grumling · · Score: 1

      They call the black box sitting on their floor/desktop the "CPU," for goodness sakes.

      I usually hear it referred to as the "hard drive."

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    2. Re:Simplification by magnusrex1280 · · Score: 1

      I've heard the actual computer called "CPU", "hard drive", and "power supply" and I've encountered people who thought the monitor was the computer, or that the computer was inside the keyboard. What REALLY blows my mind is when I hear a tech-oriented person, or a person in an IT role at work, refer to the system as the "CPU." I always have trouble not snickering in front of them.

  103. hmmm by 1a1n · · Score: 1

    Top tier talent that can't work out that IT renamed to something else maybe are not top tier. Maybe the best idea is focus on what the job is rather than the title. /i

  104. How about... by FooGoo · · Score: 1

    we change your title to "Whining Pussy Who Spent too Much Time in School"? It will help your colleagues understand that you are top tier talent not to be confused with the average IT guy. Seriously dude, if you are concerned enough to post this on /. you don't deserve the title of IT Guy, the ability to influence senior management, nor the responsibility of managing subordinates. Maybe you would prefer a position in marketing or sales.

    It's about what's in your head and your heart and not what's on your business card or velcro'd to your cube wall. But if it makes you feel better you can print up a business card that says whatever you want for fairly reasonable rates and keep it next to your heart.
    MM

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    People who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them
  105. I would want to know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I were the boss, I would want to know your feelings ASAP. You see, I would want to replace you before you could possibly do more harm to the company.

    In my not so humble opinion, people who are driven by their title are petty (100% of them). Most don't have any sense of teamwork at all. They are too busy trying to boost their own position and/or ego.

    That you would be offended by the IT moniker while working in information technology tells me that you are not very bright. Your list of qualifications gives me confirmation. Your ego is bigger then your brain. The only advantage is that you can be easily swayed by things that don't matter.

    I would sooner have/work for an intelligent person who is not overly concerned with his/her title.

  106. Re:You have an ego problem too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're so starved of attention that you need to come on here and whine about it. I suggest you quit being reality impaired and self absorbed and actually discuss what everyone else in the room is talking about.

    Job titles are a basic level of respect. you don't refer to the president specifically as politician guy. He's the head freedom thief, top taxman or in the case of the last one "the decider, big Job, bush, number 2".

    A generic term for sht eating politicians when discussing groups of people in trades etc is one thing.
    But this person is looking for titles for employees, unless they all do the same job. Then they deserve a title that describes their area of responsibility.
    I suggest you just give them appropriate titles as managment clearly aren't doing there jobs. And notify management with a memo retrospectively. As you seem to be incharge of hireing them they made how you go about it your responsibility. So you're also IT recruitment. Among many other things no doubt.

    Lastly this has nothing to do with buying flowers for you wife.
         

  107. thoughts by cecil_turtle · · Score: 1

    The phrase 'IT' is so overused, I'm not sure what it means any more.
    It means the same as it ever did, Information Technology, it is intentionally a broad term for an industry. Like "Finance", "Retail", "Automotive", "Medical", etc.

    OK, maybe it's an ego thing, but I spent a lot of years in grad school, lots of years getting good at creating software, and lots of years getting good at creating technical products and I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze.
    Yes, it's an ego thing; that attitude won't help you earn respect or lead peers. You're no better than an intern starting out fixing computers. In my company there is a distinction between "IT" and "development", who most of the rest of the company considers a bunch of "code monkeys". In a closely related company we partner with, everything is called IT, including development. It's no big deal.

    we have to stop referring to all these people as 'IT people' or I'm not going to be able to attract and retain the top-tier talent that is required
    I disagree, the best people generally do not have the attitude you do. People who are ego-driven or make a big deal about their title are generally high maintenance under-performers.

    Am I just being petty? Should I just forget it? Change it slowly over time?
    I think you are being petty and should forget it. If it is a big deal to you then changing it over time is a better idea than confronting the CEO directly about it before you take the job.

    Just call them the 'Tech Department' or the 'Engineering Deptartment?'"
    I'm not sure I follow here, are you asking a question or suggesting your own answer? Software development is NOT engineering. Just as you are concerned about the overuse of the word "IT", I know many engineers who think the word "engineering" is overused. I suspect none of your advanced degrees are in any form of engineering, and 90% of the people you hire will not be engineers of any sort either.

  108. "IT Guy" is not so bad by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

    What I hate is being called "Techie" and being treated like I'm some kind of inscrutable little dwarf. "Oh, you techies!" "How can you expect me to click a little picture on the screen? I'm not one of you techies!" "Is the computer turned on? How would I know, that's a techie thing!" Fecking morons.

    IT Guy would be a step up.

  109. IT guys vs. CS/CSE guys by butlerm · · Score: 1

    Traditionally, the IT department refers to the people who administer and support the systems used by the main line of business. A company that develops software for resale, as part of some embedded system, or for some other primary line of business typically makes a distinction between the IT department and the software development / engineering departments.

    Etymology aside, one of the reasons for the connotation of "IT" is that Information Technology majors are taught a completely different, business oriented curriculum than computer science and engineering majors are. Perhaps it would be nice to come up with a more accurate name, but for now that is the way it is.

    And the stigma will naturally stick with "IT" to the degree that it naturally employs a number of people that have substandard levels of education compared to engineers and the like, even though the higher ranking members of the field (especially in large companies) often don't deserve it.

  110. stick and stones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there are marketing people, finance people, HR people, IT people, executive staff, etc.

    so what?

    As long as my check reflects my "Director of MIS" position (and the executive staff are aware of my talents) then day to day shorthand as "the IT guy" doesn't bother men, I've never looked at it as a snub.

  111. Deal with it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get over yourself! Even the janitor is a custodial "engineer".
    I went to school for years and years too and don't mind the label. Your job, ultimately, is to make the extremely difficult appear easy for the end user. A simple all-encompassing moniker of "IT Guy" falls into that concept of "simplicity".

  112. I've got a title for ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignorant Douchebag

  113. Fixing windows guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all need to spice up that title and engrave it into everyone's heads.. Right?
    Funny how you degrade the fixing windows guy who may very well have spent years in his trade and worked just as hard as you have. While your studies may be focused on writing code the techs field is a bit more of a mixed bag requiring fundamental understanding of programming, hardware, knowledge for multiple OS's for servers and desktops, deep network knowledge, security knowledge beyond just basic antivirus, and tons more. Your job depends on the tech who maintains your system and company network.
    IT is Information Technology and sorry to break it to you but Software Developer's fall into this group Just like when people refer to management they are talking about everything between supervisors up to the CEO.
    The fixing windows guy probably is network support, network engineering, server administration, security analyst, and who knows what other hats he wears. He may have a masters in computer science and hold countless comptia, cisco, microsoft, linux certs.

  114. Yep it's an ego thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First of all I think this may be a troll article but here goes.

    This is the same thing as a doctor being irritated at being called mister. Or perhaps more accurately a surgeon making sure you realize he's a surgeon not just a common doctor. It's pure ego and silliness. There are different sub-disciplines within every discipline and some are harder or easier than others. That's what resumes and salaries are there to distinguish. Trying to make sure people respect your sub-discipline with a title is a waste of time. Go do your job and get paid and don't tie your self-worth to what others think of you or call you.

    My advice would be get over yourself...going to school is only valuable if you produce and "getting good at creating software" is an opinion...I'll decide how valuable you are when you're working for me. There are many very smart folks who simply can't produce but will tell you they are geniuses if given half a chance. If you produce I'll pay you what you're worth if you don't feel free to go back to school or work on getting better at creating technical products because you won't be working for me long.

  115. Is embedded/real-time/safety "IT"? by david.emery · · Score: 1

    Well, I think there is a difference (albeit a bit fuzzy at times) between the kinds of things I've done for my career, most of it very large scale embedded, some real-time, some safety-critical, and what we used to call "Management Information Systems" and now seem to call "IT". The skill set is a bit different, the tools are most certainly different, the engineering and deployment characteristics are different.

    In particular, what bothers me is when people hear I do software development, assume "he's an IT guy" and then "can you fix my computer?" My answer to that is usually, "No, go buy a Mac. I don't do Windows." (I don't mean to start the Mac vs Windows debate, but I will point out that most of my development experience has been on Unix systems, and one reason I like Macs is that I can load the developer tools, pop open a shell, launch Emacs - Aquamacs is an amazing port to the Mac - and be back in my developer comfort zone.)

    Oh, and my current job title is "Chief Software Architect", although I do not draw any distinction between "software architecture" and "system architecture." (A lot of what I see called 'software architecture' I'd call 'top-level design'.) Much of what I know about large scale software-intensive systems architecture is in IEEE Std 1471:2000 / ISO/IEC 42010:2007, "Recommended Practice for Architecture Description of Software Intensive Systems". I'm working on the revision of this standard, which among other things generalizes its scope to 'systems' in general, including software-only systems and even software services.

    1. Re:Is embedded/real-time/safety "IT"? by Chirs · · Score: 1

      I hear you. I do software development for a telecom equipment supplier.

      I think of "IT" as the guys that keep the internal corporate servers running, and "R&D" as the guys that design and write the software that runs on the products we well.

      Both are necessary, and there is some overlap, but they're definitely different specialities.

  116. Questions by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    You need fifteen servers per location? One server per twenty clients?

    1. Re:Questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it was designed by an IT janitor.

    2. Re:Questions by zerofoo · · Score: 1

      3 servers at one location about 27 at another.

      Multiple servers for Active Directory, and off-site hot backup.

      Multiple servers for terminal server farm (student information system - access/sql fat client..old school but it works)

      Multiple servers for front-end/back-end exchange server.

      SQL server

      Terminal server for Quickbooks application

      File servers at each location

      IP camera video recording server

      Multiple servers for network applications that require their own hardware (as per the software vendors). These probably will be consolidated to virtual servers in the next year or so.

      Multiple Mac servers hosting Mac specific network apps and data, as well as Mac netboot system images.

      Intranet server

      Backup/remote admin server

      It isn't hard to accumulate a room full of racks and servers as the school grows. We have 125 students and 70+ staff members excluding administration staff (special-ed school - low student to staff ratio). All staff members have remote access to their applications and data.

      Consolidation is nice, if you can afford the downtime to consolidate and cost of consolidation. Virtualization is nice if you can afford the ability to make your hypervisor fault tolerant. All virtualization systems I've looked at have high costs when you start asking about HA/DR.

      We enjoy good uptime because we have simple systems, and all our eggs are not in one "hardware basket".

      Let me guess - you are one of those guys that loads up a server with lots of mission critical tasks and then prays that the box never fails.

      -ted

    3. Re:Questions by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Let me guess - you are one of those guys that loads up a server with lots of mission critical tasks and then prays that the box never fails.

      No, I don't have a network to run, but that still seems like a lot of hardware. Of course, you don't say how big the servers are. It must be nice to be able to afford that much hardware; I suspect that some public schools would have a problem there.

      As for the boxes never failing, isn't server hardware reliable, or is it the software that's problematic?

  117. What a douche bag.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless everyone in Tech officially holds a title of "IT Person", then who gives a flying fuck what the "technology" group is referred to as? Seems as if there are Developers, architects, dbas,helpdesk etc personnel in the "IT group". So what? You're a cost center jackass, no one in the "business" gives two shits what your Systems Intergrator's or Software Architect's title may be, the money still goes to "IT". What would you like the entire department be referred to as? Perhaps "Please dont call us IT as The New CIO Thinks it is demeaning we are Software Developers NetworkGuys DBAs Helpdesk SoftwareArchitects and ProductDevelopers" If you seriously think that you'll have trouble retaining talent or recruiting because the business side refers to the people in tech as IT then you probably shouldn't be in that position anyway.

  118. Yes, petty, forget it, it changes over time. by herojig · · Score: 1

    To the op, yes that's being petty, you should forget it and go program something (or whatever makes you happy), and don't worry about what u are called, u will have many names in this lifetime.

    --
    I think therefore I can't be ~TTNH
  119. Title by DeanFox · · Score: 1


    All new hires get the title: Imperial Grand Master or Stuff and pay them $200k a year and see if they care.

    I'm a fairly talented guy and I'm not sure I could work for you or anyone else so into "titles" and "diplomas". I remember political fights in one job because a front-end Director had more power than a back-end Director: I.E. Director of XYZ as opposed to XYZ Director. I couldn't find a new job fast enough.

    One V.P. I worked with 60+ years old boasted almost monthly of his "degree", I don't recall, maybe it was a M.A. One meeting I calmly stated that what he was learning in college 45 years ago I was learning in High School 10 years ago. Our meetings went much smoother after that.

    It's just my opinion but if you can only retain your version of "top talent" by giving them "titles" you're in for a wold of hurt on release day.

    -[d]-

  120. Get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you're overreacting. The last place I worked had about 10 different "IT" department. And guess what? All of our customers referred to us as IT. And if it still offends you, well, get over yourself...because they don't see you as any better or different than the "intern who fixes windoze".

  121. Words matter (so does syntax and grammar)... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Not understanding the different between two different terms shows you haven't been exposed to it.

    Different/Same, Difference/Similarity (to play your sig game)

    If you're going to point out that words and meaning are important, then you must always read and revise electronic correspondence before clicking "Submit" or "Send", as well as using correct punctuation and capitalization.

    Oh, and OP, I'd rather be called an "IT Guy" than a "Computer Guy". I hate it when my friends introduce me as a "Computer Guy", but that's because (to me) computers are tools I use to make a living. They do not define who I am as a person. Again, that's just my opinion, and a pet peeve. Like it or not, people label things. We have little control over how those labels get applied to us if we're not the ones creating them.

    1. Re:Words matter (so does syntax and grammar)... by x2A · · Score: 1

      Different/Same, Difference/Similarity (to play your sig game)

      Haha fair play, and cheers, that definitely wasn't a typo, more likely I typed the sentence then changed it (like from "the thing that's different" to "the difference") but missed a word updating it. I know many seem to take offense to corrections, but in my line of work I find it helps to know my mistakes so I can avoid them as it can matter.

      "as well as using correct punctuation and capitalization"

      Well I'm British, so we use 'capitalisation' not 'capitalization' :-p and yes I do prefer to, but no I don't think that's important in the same way. That's just a personal appearance thing, just as one may check themself briefly in a mirror before going out and not wear clothes with a massive food stain on it, because if you look like you've made absolutely no effort, *even* to somebody who's completely 100% nonjudgemental who won't think that means something like "must be a bum", they're still going to see that lack of effort. The same goes with how you choose to communicate, taking a little pride in it can go a long way.

      But - as far as the idea of communication goes, it's not the same thing; conveyance of the idea which you intend is the important bit. You'll surely understand what I mean with minor mistakes or while I completely break the rules by starting a sentence with the word 'but'. Breaking the correctness of the language is preferable to being technically correct whilst knowing you're going to be misunderstood because of it, which is the problem the original poster has... he's not saying the term "IT" is technically incorrect (objective), he's saying he doesn't like it (subjective) and feels it gives people the wrong impression, and would prefer a term that doesn't. Nothing wrong with that. There's no point even opening your mouth if you know what you're going to say will be misunderstood, better to just save all the hassle and go with what most conveys the idea from the start.

      --
      The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
  122. I'm an IT guy and I love it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I could care less what users refer to me as... The truth is I am an IT professional (guy) that engineers tier3-4 solutions (MCITP: EA, MCSE2k3, CCNP, etc). That being said, I'm never too busy to help one of our help desk guys out. If you think that you are too good to take out the trash, think again...

  123. Petty. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tech Department's no better a name, and software development isn't even remotely related to engineering IMO.

    BTW 'IT' is an acronym, not a phrase.

  124. I wouldn't mind by whitroth · · Score: 1

    What I mind are a lot of other names, some of which techie-oriented folks accept. The real problem, to me, is that non-techies use them to denigrate us, and too many here don't see that.

    Far too many in the US, living in the most powerful, "advanced" country in the history of the world, have NO F*CKING CLUE how *anything* works, conflate flipping a switch to turn on the lights with Harry Potter-style magic, and don't *care* to try to know.

    A century ago, some all the nationalistic stereotypes were, in fact positive. Consider French with cooking, or Germans with engineering. Americans - train going through the Alps breaks down, little 70 yr old American woman gets out of a car, hobbles up, looks at engine where train crew is arguing about how to fix, stick a hairpin in, and engine starts.

    Today, the motto of the US is "no user serviceable parts inside". How many TV shows ever had one person who you'd trust to clean their toaster and not get electrocuted?

    "Geek" is my own personal hobbyhorse, which I actively dislike. Now, it comes from carny (carnival) slang, and referred to the usually retarded man who made his living in the freak show, billed as The Wild Man of Borneo, or some such, and biting the heads off live chickens. Now, Newt Gingrich, who served his first wife divorce papers while she was in the hospital with chemo, qualifies (look it up, it happened).

    Maybe we ought to start using more aggressive names for *them* than "non-techie", and *maybe* they'll realized what they're doing.

    Or maybe not.

            mark, techie and proud

  125. I have a friend who Teases Other's about being by fast+turtle · · Score: 1

    an IT guy even though he makes a triple digit salary, gets a company vehicle and travels alot. What kind of work does he do you ask? Pretty simple really, he's a Service Tech for Printers/Copiers and yes He's in IT as IT refers to Information Tech and what is a Copier but a device for Copying Printed Information? Funny thing is, he actually makes more as a Service Tech then he would as a Service Engineer even though he'd get more respect from new customers.

    --
    Mod me up/Mod me down: I wont frown as I've no crown
  126. In many areas you cannot use the term "Engineer" by gavving · · Score: 1

    For almost 20 years I've used the term "Engineer" associated with some other term as my job title. But recently I found out that this is not legal in the state of Oklahoma and in many other places across the world. The term Engineer and Engineering is reserved for those with specific Engineering training, degrees, and licenses. Wiki details some of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engineer

    My place of business recently had legal notice that it had to cease using the terms "Network Engineer", "Director of Engineering", "Software Engineer", etc. The board that sent this is State Board of Licensure for Professional Engineers and Land Surveyors, http://www.ok.gov/pels/ and by state law they have the right to stop anyone from using the term Engineer if they are not licensed correctly.

    Also I saw someone say they used the term "Software Architect", "Architect" is also a legally protected title in many places.

    So now I'm a Consultant.... I've sent a letter to my legislators to complain about the boards actions as I feel that the term "Engineer" has become associated with someone who has a general area of expertise, not someone who has a specific license. But I doubt it will have any effect. :(

  127. Precisely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Further, look at and attempt to understand the background and history of the ones calling you "IT Guy".

    Maybe these people are from the land of Selectrics and Coronas, where your place as "IT Guy" is akin to the foreigner who encounters a small native tribe, and is catapulted to God-like status.

    Despite their limited grasp of language, he/she/it is revered just the same.

    C-3PO and Mad Max come to mind.

    Now, Max had reservations about being from Tomorrow-morrow Land, it's true.

  128. literacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    too bad you didn't spend time getting good at english..

  129. You're right to care. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    You're right to care.
    Because unfortunately labels really do affect the way that most people think about and treat you, especially upper-management types who make key decisions. They generally don't have the first clue about individually what the people below them actually do, and rely on labels to help them make policy decisions affecting groups. i.e. if everyone is called 'IT', a 'downsize the IT department' directive makes "lets do without some PC maintenance guys" indistinguishable from "lets fire our top brains"

  130. Take it from Chopper... by GooseYArd · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y

  131. Re:IT is NOT Engineering in ANy Way, Shape, or For by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI - Any decent CompSci program is going to have required calculus, statistics, and discrete math courses as well as physics (I had to take newtonian mechanics and electromagnetism) + other science course (had to take an elective science course).

    While I will grant that the EE courses have more math and physics involvement, to say that SE/CS people don't have them is inaccurate.

    So in conclusion, bite me!

  132. I do enjoy my unofficial title... by achbed · · Score: 1

    ...especially as my official title and job description is what I do only 10% of the time. But being "Genius in Residence" has it's perks :)

  133. Especially since I'm a gal by vesuvana · · Score: 1

    I've overheard it even in companies where I've worked for years, usually in the form of "go get the IT guy" or "I think the IT guy said to do it that way." And no, I don't sport the gender-blurring unibrow. I figure it just reflects how all those lowly non-IT types see us as one single flavor of non-human. That's ok: fear breeds compliance.

  134. Technologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's better than "technologist". Yeah I earned a B.S. in Technology. Call me a scientist that works in the IT department.

  135. Working in a 3 person department by lordsid · · Score: 1

    I work in an IT department that consists of myself, a coworker and my boss/manager. We support all computers in two buildings, maintain the entire network and infrastructure, write all of the software, maintain the website, phone system, databases (5+), as well as our computer connection to a radio, and the computers in our taxis. I can be writing Java one minute and be called to replace a keyboard the next. I don't mind and honestly it breaks up the monotony of writing code. We do all of this with 3 people supporting 220+ employees. Needless to say we don't use Windows.

    --
    IMAGE VERIFICATION IS EVIL!
  136. really, this is what you worry about? by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    My position is "fellow," is that really any better than "guy?"

    If you "guys" are looking at management jobs in the corporate world, be happy with it. While all the kids want to be a "fellow," it doesn't pay as well as being a "guy". ... but give it a try, go for "IT fellows" if you really want to.

  137. No matter. by A+Guy+From+Ottawa · · Score: 1

    As long as their money is green, they can call me "ZIT guy" for all I care (which is fairly accurate some days ;)

    --

    using System.Awesome;

  138. Haha lowly mortals bow before me by genner · · Score: 1

    .....for I work for a IS departmnent.
    Because information services is so much greater than information technology.

  139. 'IT' will only give way to some similar vague term by Anomalous+Cowbird · · Score: 1

    Before it was 'IT,' it was 'IS' (Information Systems), which had been called 'DS' (Data Systems), which previously had been referred to as 'DP' (Data Processing). For those outside the field, anyone working with IT (or whatever it's called this season) will be lumped in with the 'IT guys.' I've concluded that it's pointless (as well as futile) to expect everyone else to grasp the differences between the 'network guys', the 'database guys,' the 'programmer guys,' etc.

  140. Dijkstra by StripedCow · · Score: 1

    Take an example from Edsger Dijkstra. He was originally a theoretical physicist, but insisted on being called a "programmer".

    From this article:

    What struck me 30 years ago and still
    resonates in my mind today is how
    Dijkstra was proud to be a programmer instead of a theoretical physicist.

    --
    If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
  141. I'm just glad when they don't say geek! by The+Real+Dr.+Video · · Score: 1

    Wow, I only wish they would stop saying computer geeks! I have been in the industry over 25 years, as both a programmer and an IT person. I would love it if people would refer to me as an "IT Professional" or even "IT Guy". Wherever it is you have been working you sure get a lot more respect than I have seen people in this industry get over the years. On a related note, an Information Technology Professional is not even an acknowledged profession to many people. I own a VAR and IT Consulting business and customers are always asking me "What does IT mean" if I happen to mention that we provide professional IT services. My clientelle are primarily in the SMB space as well as Doctors, Dentists, Accountants and other professionals with generally accepted designations. Those professionals don't see IT people as "professionals" at all since they don't have a "professional body" or "college" that oversees their designation. So, my answer to your query is this; Be happy somebody will even refer to you as something other than Computer Geek. Being call "IT"-anything is a big show of respect.

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    Officially a geek since 1984
  142. It's not just about labels by sublimemm · · Score: 1

    I think the medical staff comment earlier really is the best analogy thus far. As also mentioned above, Lawyer/Engineer/Doctor are all too generic to mean that one lawyer may know anything about what a different lawyer does. However, they are not so generic that a lawyer could be confused with a paralegal. A doctor would not be confused with a nurse. That is the real issue here. By grouping anyone that works with computers into the same label, you could confused a Lawyer (or Software Architect) with a paralegal (Tim, the summer intern that fixes printers). Furthermore, the issue isn't just about labels. The issue is that people who use those labels assume that anyone in "IT" can fix their printer. That is the problem, IMHO. I can't (or won't) fix your printer or your email.

  143. I am fine with being called IT by tyrr · · Score: 1

    I work in the Engineering Department. Engineering is indeed a very important aspect of my work. However, Information is even more important part of my responsibilities.
    I prefer to be called Information Technology because that is what my work ultimately affects. Information acquisition, refinement, verification, processing, analysis, synthesis, storage, distribution, and protection are my specialties. In a way, that makes me the most knowledgeable person in the company.
    I am a Druker's "knowledge worker".

    1. Re:I am fine with being called IT by Chirs · · Score: 1

      I'd say that you fit my definition of working in IT.

      I do linux kernel hacking, packet processing, network design, etc. I would consider myself a software developer rather than an "IT" person.

  144. Man who installs hard drives != engineer by mcalwell · · Score: 1

    I remember once sitting opposite a guy in the office who installed windows and repaired desktops. A nice enough guy. One day we were talking about career plans and he said "I'm probably going to do something else soon. I don't want to be an engineer all my life".

    1. Re:Man who installs hard drives != engineer by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I don't get why people without an engineering degree call themselves an engineer (although I'll accept that in some very rare cases people get there after decade(s) of experience and are engineers without a degree). It's common in other industries to refer to people who do skilled technical work that doesn't necessarily require a university education as a "Technician" or "Technologist". Example: Medical Technologist(aka Medical Laboratory Scientist aka Med Tech).

      An IT Tech or Computer Tech seems a perfectly reasonable title for someone who replaces hard drives and installs operating systems all day. I try to refer to myself as a software developer when possible, even though I usually hold a title with the word "engineer" in it. Some places I've worked just call everyone a "Member of Technical Staff" or MTS. And then there are various grades of MTS.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    2. Re:Man who installs hard drives != engineer by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      of course in the UK telecoms industry "engineer " means the guy in the van, of course thre where such god like figures "Executive Enginers" who where real enginners. Theres a story that the No2 guy at BT Labs's wife got asked what her husband did and when she said he's an enginner the reponse was "thats nice dear what sort of cars does he work on"

    3. Re:Man who installs hard drives != engineer by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      In the US it is complicated, engineer has no meaning in some states(California) but is strictly regulated in others(Texas). For companies that get involved in federally funded contracts, then there is usually a specific requirement to use the term "engineer", but I understand those circumstances even less!

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
    4. Re:Man who installs hard drives != engineer by Danny+Dot · · Score: 1

      The two best engineers I met while working at NASA had degrees in Physics.

  145. The High-Maintenance Geek by westlake · · Score: 1

    I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze. I'm looking at a tech management job at a content company that is trying to become a software company

    You can tell a lot about a man by the way he looks at the hired help. Elite-speak like "windoze" does not inspire confidence that I am hiring a grown-up.

     

  146. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...on whether the person saying it is being a douchebag. If it's just respectful shorthand to give the gist of my role in the organization, no biggie. But if it's used dismissively ("Oh, he's just the IT guy."), with the assumption that because I do tech stuff I must not have any other abilities, then screw 'em.

    My company's main IVR designer isn't actually in IT, and that's by her own insistence. As part of The Business, she has some say on product decisions and can push back against groups like marketing etc. when their requirements just don't make any sense. But as she's learned from personal experience, when lumped in with the "IT guys" she loses that clout and has to rubber-stamp whatever cockamamie ideas come her way.

  147. degrees? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    ...but I spent a lot of years in grad school...

    I'm sorry.

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  148. A job title is a title nothing more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like ur whining to me... a job title is just a job title nothing more nothing less.

    I am a network engineer which also falls under IT umbrella. I really dont care what the title or name of it is as long as the paychecks keep flowing.

    Also dont bash the interns trying to get a foot in the door. We all had to start somewhere, some of us are more fortunate then others in regards to education but still.

    You are no better then anyone else just keep that in mind.

  149. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too have years of education and over 20 years experience. Right now I'm a DBA and love it. Without those windoze sys admins, your shiny excellently developed code ain't worth the paper your degree is printed on. As an IT team, we make applications/business processes happen. Get off your high horse cowboy, you ain't that important on your own!

  150. Why? by Mybrid · · Score: 1

    " lots of years getting good at creating technical products and I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze."

    Why? Seriously, why?

    Are we living in the 18th century with Kings and Dukes and such?

    Every Doctor I have I call them by their first name, not Doctor.

    Sometimes people want a license. As with Doctor or Dentist. Only people who have the license can professionally claim the title. Otherwise titles are just pandering. I know many a people who'd rather have pay than a title, the title was bestowed on them without pay as a form of placation.

    Are you really that insecure?

    Funny how my email inbox doesn't seem suffer from anyone understanding my role. I do not get windoze emails even though we share similar titles. In fact, in large corporations titles are really about pay grade. If your pay is the same as the windoze guy, then you have bigger issues than title. If your pay is commensurate with your work, who fricking cares what they call you?

  151. not an electrician! by spacepigninja · · Score: 1

    I am a student doing electronic engineering, and everytime I tell someone that I get: 'smart move, electricians make a lot of money!'

  152. Title inflation by olegalexandrov · · Score: 1

    The pattern I've always seen is the opposite: job titles are exaggerated, to the point that test engineers are called "senior enterprise product developers", folks who run the tools are called "senior engineering directors", etc.

  153. Stupid question, badly phrased (are you trolling?) by pondlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So apparently you want to be taken more seriously, but you decide to drop "windoze" into your question? Do you really think that the people who hand out jobs - and titles - care about your personal prejudices? As a professional, if the best solution for your company is "Microsoft`s platform" then you deliver it, you don't spend time complaining about how no one respects you because your proposal to migrate Visual Studio to vi isn't taken seriously. If it makes sense, make a business case for it and argue for it, but if the guys upstairs decide against it then either shut up or get out. This is what happens every day in Sales, Marketing, Production, Finance etc., but you seem to believe that IT is different.

    If you're so obsessed about a job title then insist on it your contract. As some people say, that may make sense if you're concerned about your next job, but how bad is this job if you're already thinking about the next one?

  154. Congratulations... by rpmorri · · Score: 1

    This is the most idiotic rant I've read in a LONG time. Please, go to the CEO and tell him how you feel about the title. Let us know how long it takes him/her to boot your ass out the door.

  155. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The term "IT Guy" certainly does have negative connotations. The people on the other end of help lines are all "IT Guys/Girls". This isn't a status thing, it's a self respect thing. Those that are offended being called an "IT Guy" know they are more capable than what most refer to as the "IT Guy" and so would likely rather be called a tool or a freak because there's more self-respect in that than being called the "IT Guy". Just my cowardly 2 cents.

  156. I get it by kshkval · · Score: 1

    You think being called an IT guy is bad, try being called a "male nurse." Which is what I am, but I mostly support the electronic medical record software for a hospital. There's just a way that people say it, "oh, you're a male nurse?". Every time I hear the "male nurse" remark, it's like reliving the meet the parents dinner scene in "Meet the Fockers." "You work for IT" is not as bad, but again, you are being lumped into a vague non-white non-blue collar job category in some weird way. I have friends who are certified, trained electricians who work for the Engineering Department and people say to them, "you work for Engineering?" as if being a trained guy who works in a dangerous environment shouldn't command a level of respect. All of this may have more to do with the lingering bias in the health care and hospital world towards physicians, actually. I liked Avatar8's remark, that anyone who says you work for IT simply means to say they don't have a clue about what you do or how to use computers (I think that's what he meant).

  157. Stop being pretentious and get over IT by grapeape · · Score: 2, Informative

    My first IT job was as a basic programmer on the TRS-80 back in the 80's when I was a kid (unique situation where the grown ups had no idea what to do with it but the company thought they needed to do inventory on a computer). Since then I have been called a Web programmer, router jockey, network engineer, NTAC, consultant, etc... The most offensive to me is Engineer, not for me but for those that really are engineers, I have no engineering degree and dont operate locomotives so I qualify for neither. I work in IT, I do alot of things. IT changes so often that there is no box to really put into it as a title description. IT Person works just fine.

    I've really never understood the obsession with cool titles, I have worked with others who thought they had to have some goofy title as if it somehow made them royalty. As long as you get a paycheck and are treated with a fair amount of dignity does it really matter?

    1. Re:Stop being pretentious and get over IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always about trading dignity for money. Only the degree is different. As for being called an IT person, I've been called a lot worse and a lot better, so I don't really care. My skills span too many disciplines to be pidgeon-holed thusly, so who cares about titles? Just do a good job, and don't forget to take time for yourself, your loved ones; and simply enjoy life.

    2. Re:Stop being pretentious and get over IT by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      I always preferred the term 'Router flunky'.

      As someone who officially holds the title of 'Chief Technology Officer' in a tiny company, where it actually means nothing I can safely say the reason people are so obsessed with titles is because we've been trained to think that unless we are special in some way we are less important than others. We've been trained to 'NEED' to be special. We all (generally speaking) 'NEED' to be royalty. We all want to have others look up to us.

      Very few people are capable of realizing that we all have a place in the world, there are few people who contribute NOTHING AT ALL to the world. I still care about my title, I still want to be special and think I'm better than others. I know I'm not special. I know I'm just another cog in the machine. I realize that even though logically I am not really special, I still think I am and I will continue to look down on others I don't think are as special as myself.

      Thats one of the sad things about being human, I realize I'm full of myself but that doesn't actually stop me from being full of myself. Logic does not always win out, even when you realize it.

      Hell, I think I'm better than others just because I realize that I'm not. Talk about a retarded contradiction of your own self worth.

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  158. IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your best bet is to remove IT from the intern who fixes windoze - call him a maintenance person like the guy that plugs in the projectors / TVs, moves desks about etc etc...

    It is kind of like calling a nurse a doctor - still medical staff.

  159. There is a big difference. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I *completely* understand what the poster is getting at. As much as there are a lot of qualified "IT" professionals, there is a huge distinction between someone who installs Windows and other software on end users' desktops and someone who engineers web services, applications and user interfaces. While they're both important jobs, I take pride in the intellectual and creative aspects of being a software engineer, and think that grouping with this aforementioned maintenance job is like confusing a surgeon with a nurse. The same applies to the title "web developer", as graphic designers out of community college can qualify for this sort of title without having any of the mathematical and/or theoretical background to properly understand web architecture, which is quite different but easily confused as being "web development".

    On that note, I think it's okay to work in an IT department, but I think the individual's title is the most important, as it separates them from the slightly ambiguous name of the department for which they work.

  160. IT Guy Is Like Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my family and friends group, we use IT guy like doctor. You feel sick, you go to a doctor, you need surgery, you go to a doctor, got a skin problem, you go see a doctor. When referring to a specific doctor, you can use the specific term: M.D., surgeon, dermatologist, etc. When family or friends have a pc problem, my friends and family refer to me as the IT Guy or IT Specialist. I don't see the big deal.

    Then again, I've just graduated and am looking for a job as an 'IT Guy'.

  161. Yeah I hate being called an IT guy by rs79 · · Score: 1

    That's why I say I'm something more respectable like a marijuana farmer or an abortionist.

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  162. Mystified by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What concerns me most about the term 'IT' is it being under siege by the managed services industry, working to convince business owners that they don't need that 'cost center' anymore. Most CFO's can't distinguish between developers and NOC monkeys, and would axe the whole department if they could only figure out why that memo never seems to arrive in the CEOs inbox. The other side of this is that every company with an IT department (including mine) is thinking of becoming a managed services company. As the 'IT guy' at my company, that scares the hell out of me - I've never wanted to be tethered to a datacenter and contractually obligated to fulfill five-nines. Nor am I qualified to manage exchange clusters and cisco infrastructure on our customers' behalf - but my boss would never understand why I don't know 'that stuff' and would only think less of me because of it.

  163. Fer crying out loud... by cts5678 · · Score: 1

    if you dislike being called an "IT Guy" so much, why not just get a job on the back of a trash truck and pass out business cards that say "Sanitation Engineer"? I'm finding out on Tuesday if I'm one of the 15% of IT guys in our company who will be jettisoned because the economy is so bad. Frankly I don't (and I'm sure my fellow IT guys as well don't) care if they call us sh!t bags as much as we'd prefer to remain employed.

  164. Re:IT is NOT Engineering in ANy Way, Shape, or For by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

    That was clearly written by an engineer. The Engineering line is missing +Cargo Cult and Software professions require math and physics, the first of which is more philosophy than science.

  165. You first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are you going to refer to other departments in the same manner? Are you going to start calling people pay clerks, recruitment managers and pension advisers, or will you simply keep referring to the multitude of different disciplines involved there as HR? To most of us, these jobs appear as interchangeable as DB admin and developer do to the uninformed - but its just as insulting to them when we do it wrong.

  166. Why are you even considering taking this job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm looking at a tech management job at a content company that is trying to become a software company, and they refer to everything about software development, data center operations, and desktop support as 'IT.'

    Ok, so since they can't even get the terminology close to correct, what chance do you think this outfit has in "trying to become a software company"? Right: exactly zero.

    I'd like to tell the CEO before I take the job that we have to stop referring to all these people as 'IT people' or I'm not going to be able to attract and retain the top-tier talent that is required.

    Why do you think the CEO would care? Hell, they're just "IT people"! India's loaded with them, just contract a few dozen!

    No, tell the CEO the above before you turn down the job. That company is clearly going nowhere that you want to be.

  167. ignorance saves them money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Its the way of poor management, to keep low retainers to all, no matter their expertise.
    I simply refuse those customers, although they are the majority.

    drbin

    ps: I'm stuck with a lot of (L)users though, but thats another story

  168. There are worse things... by emgeemg · · Score: 1

    I remember about 10 years ago I was doing a co-op stint at a division of a large company doing a mix of programming and system administration work. At some point, I found myself in the company of the head of the division after having just solved some dinky little problem with his PC. There was another guy in the room at the time and after I worked my magic the division head looks over to the other guy in the room, points to me, and says "Our vo-tech guys really do a great job".

  169. Re:You have an ego problem - Job Repellent by weazel2006 · · Score: 1

    The author is tempted to bring this up to the CEO in an interview setting. I would suggest he bite his tongue until it bleeds if necessary.

    Mark Twain said:
    "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

    As a hiring manager, I would love to hear this type of 'strong opinion' expressed before I commit to hiring someone. (I usually think to myself, something's not quite right with this one.....)

    IT people can be great performers regardless of education. The education snobs end up wearing their degree like "job repellent".

    I would think that over confident, first time IT managers, (from the sounds of the post) would be much encouraged to share their enlightened points of view so they can be immediately implemented.

    The question was posed, "am I being petty?", the answer would be yes. There has to be a more important consideration when accepting a new position. (almost anything, it's easy to top this one)

      Good grief, get over your bad self.

  170. The problem with IT is IT people by upuv · · Score: 1

    The reason we are often called IT people is simply a result of how badly IT people abuse IT titles, definitions and words.

    I'm an IT guy. How are non-IT people suppose to keep up with the vernacular if we keep on insisting to invent new words and meanings for existing words every six months. IT as an industry is very well known for BUZZ word bingo. We are called the IT guy/gal simply because that's the only phrase that is general enough to be understood.

    I'm very senior in my field. However I refuse to give myself a title that pumps my ego. I simply go by the title Senior Consultant. Why? Simple because everyone who has a buzz word bingo multi-word title is typically full of BS. Thus tainting the title and the meaning of the associated titles. I have colleagues in my company that are almost militant about making sure their title has all the most leading edge buzz words.

    It's our own bloody fault we get called "IT Guy". Once real professional standards are applied Universally in the industry we will start to see real titles stick.

    My advice is don't sweat it. If you wanna put them in their place simple ask them to get you a coffee and a sandwich while you fix their trivial problem. :)

  171. you're a student! by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about being labelled as an "IT guy" - most of the people in your workplace label you as "student" I should imagine with all that entails...

  172. Re:You have an entitlement problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah it is all the man's responsibility to make things romantic...
    When did we do the time warp?

  173. Lofty View by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

    "I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze"

    That strikes me as a little condescending. Working helldesk well requires a special skill set.Try it yourself for a few weeks and see how you go.

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  174. Job vs. Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my company we've got a CEO, CTO, HR, accountants, and a bunch of other folks with a wide variety of skills and specialties that I know almost nothing about. I call them all management.

    If you want a title that says "but I'm special" go ahead and ask for one. But bear in mind that whenever you aren't looking, people are going to call you "that whiny IT guy."

  175. I hate being called a goat humper. by Noland150 · · Score: 1

    A one-time event should not define a person's life.

  176. Norway just got IT. by rebtun · · Score: 1

    Its a jungle of titles and the correct use of them have eluded many corporations. Norway as a nation had its job titles so out of sync its bureau of statistics could not make head or tails of what people where doing. They just recently adapted the ISCO-08. http://www.ilo.org/public/english/bureau/stat/isco/isco88/index.htm

  177. who has the ego problem here? by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *sighs*

    Right back at you.

    I actually broke my mod point to post this- do you understand how arrogant it is that you feel a)you understand the problem based on one or two sentences, b)you are qualified to give advice on the subject, and c)that it's your business to do the analysis and hand out advice? Nevermind that apparently "you spend too much time in front of the computer" somehow turned into:

    • "you do not buy her flowers"
    • she wants flowers
    • they do not spend enough time together
    • she wants to spend more time with him
    • she feels neglected
    • he doesn't do enough romantic things
    • he doesn't know how
    • men are responsible for doing all the romantic things

    Half of which is a bunch of misandry. Here's a big cluebomb for you: they liked each other enough to get married. I think one or both of them has been doing something right.

    Seriously- Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot.

    1. Re:who has the ego problem here? by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Whisky, Tango, Foxtrot? Great idea for a date! Much more romantic than buying her flowers.

    2. Re:who has the ego problem here? by Interfacer · · Score: 1

      Here's a clue for you: getting married is nothing. Anyone can get married. Staying married is the challenge. Marriage is not some sort of goal where, once reached, you abandon romance, affection and attention.

      If you treat marriage as a goal, or something that you did once to do her a favor for which she now owes you, then it won't last. You can't start living separate lives, spend all week behind your computer living your online life, and expect her to put out for an hour when you feel the need. If you want that, get a maid and an escort girl. You don't want a marriage.

      Judging someone by 3 lines is perhaps inaccurate. But it is also a fact that if you pay attention to your wife, buy her flowers every now and again, or do something romantic, she'll know that you think of her and won't mind the fact that you spend time at your computer or in your workshop.

  178. Computer Scientist by taphu · · Score: 1

    My job title is Senior Software Engineer. However, when people ask what I do I try to give them an accurate descriptive answer of what I actually spend my day doing that I think is most meaningful to them. Depending on the audience, this usually turns out to be "Computer Scientist", or sometimes even "Mathematician" (especially if I think they are going to ask me to fix their computer).

    1. Re:Computer Scientist by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      Are you actually an Engineer by degree though?

      Part of the issue with "IT Guys" is that software development is still nowhere near as formal and structured as other forms of engineering. Many of the best programmers I've met have a Computer Science degree (nothing wrong with that), and just have the right mindset and artistic flair. In fact, it's not the style of programming that is the issue - that's just personal preference. How many programmers formally specify the requirements of their product, design the classes, implement that design, construct unit tests and then formally verify that the code is correct? Many do, but it's by no means neccesary.

      Now this is not specifically referring to you, but other "Software Engineers" I've met:
      Any savvy computer user can cut code, eg VBA and Excel macros - just like any handyman can assemble a flat pack storage cabinet. When the handyman gets good enough to build himeslf an an entire house, he doesnt start calling himself an Engineer, but some programmers do when they reach an equivalent milestone. A real structural engineer accounts for stability of the ground, wind loads, and thermal expansion. Yet software still comes out all the time with buffer overflows.

    2. Re:Computer Scientist by taphu · · Score: 1

      By degree I am a Computer Scientist, and I also emphatically agree with everything you have said, particularly your handyman analogy.

      Part of the problem, which causes me no end of grief, is that when most people go to school to become "Computer Scientists", they are really trying to become handymen. Most universities do not do a particularly good job of discouraging this notion, partially due to economics, and partially due to the fact that there is no distinct classification for "code handyman".

      I recently interviewed someone with a Computer Science degree from a very respectable private university who could not even attempt an explanation of what NP-Complete meant. Because of the university in question I feel sure beyond doubt that he must have been exposed to and tested on this information, yet it was blatantly obvious that this person was more concerned with whether or not he could say he "knew Java", or some such. When this person went on to say that he felt that the university had not adequately prepared him for the job market, my head nearly exploded! (and not just because this is a stupid thing to say in an interview). Admittedly, this is an extreme case of this sort of mentality, but I have observed that milder cases seem to predominate the industry known as "Software Engineering".

      To make matters worse, the majority of programmers I know are not even familiar with the idea that something can be formally verified as correct, and they will even go so far as to reject the notion that there is such a thing as "correct"!! They will say something to the effect of, "how can you tell if something is correct when there are a thousand different ways to accomplish the goal", as if a plurality of solutions implies that there are no wrong ones.

      It is as if all of the mathematics generally required for such a degree mean nothing.

  179. No, not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but then the CEO and the data entry clerk down the hall are both just "Business Guys".

    It's as accurate a statement as the generic moniker "IT Guys". It would be worth making exactly that point to the CEO.

    My $0.02 worth

  180. speak their language by timmarhy · · Score: 1
    And this goes for everything - speak the language of the person you are trying to convince. He's a CEO, so pitch it to him as a branding issue for your internal customers.

    tell him you feel it's essential to attract and KEEP the right people that they know they are in the right job, and they will know that by being refered to as their rightful title. don't make it sound like you are going to smack people over the fingers with a ruler for calling them IT people, and definately don't start handing out grand titles that make the job sound more then it is, just ease it in via meeting requests etc.

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  181. 'IT Guy' is a horrible title for a programmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a programmer I do not want a job where I will be called the 'IT Guy' this is something I dread. Then in the middle of the development of some software I will be constantly interrupted by people expecting me to fix there printers or do some other mundane task that they should probably know how to do but are too lazy and think they can get away with not working for a while by doing something stupid to their computer. Then anything computer related becomes the job of the 'IT Guy' even if it shouldn't be there job. Like keyboard trays of for god sakes the keyboard trays. I worked at a place where when the workers would get lazy they would just break the tray holding there keyboard off the desk. Guess who's job they thought it was to fix this while they complained they couldn't work without it and left for a smoke break the 'IT Guy' there was even a dedicated 'Maintenance Guy' but since the keyboard tray was what the keyboard sat on it was obviously the job of the 'IT Guy' to climb under these desks and try to repair the garage. Yeah programmers please be very wary any time you would get a job as a programmer but your employers will let all the employees refer to you as 'IT Guy' seriously it is bad news. Get a proper title and a proper job description. Job description might be more important.

  182. new name for a old job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you want to be a custodial engineer or a waste management specialist?

  183. No I don't, because by ElectricHaggis · · Score: 1

    It's better than being called a Wanker.

  184. No. We are I.T. people. and its good. by unity100 · · Score: 1

    get used to it.

    you and me can know the difference in between a web developer and an offline software developer, and then a network administratior, and then a tech support guy, and then a sysadmin, but they dont.

    i.t. is still a magical world that is rather incomprehensible and unimaginable to outsiders, or people who are not affiliated with tech. and it will, probably stay as such. our situation is no different than engineers at the start of 19th century.

    there are few from outside with the required knack to be able to understand a bit of i.t., if not get familiar with it entirely. they happen to be generally smart people. of ages old and young. doesnt matter. but the rest, i.t. always be a place of magic, where things happen, somehow, and those who work in that field will appear as magicians to them.

  185. Twit? by AlexBirch · · Score: 1

    This guy is a witty IT guy, perhaps 'Twit would be a preferable way to address him and show his true distinction.

  186. My work department is called engineering, not IT by talexb · · Score: 1

    And the boss of the bosses is called the Head of Engineering (Operations and Development), but perhaps the company I work for is unusual.

    We do have an IT team: it consists of about five people who take care of managing the hardware, the development containers, the networking, speccing hardware, and doing capacity planning. Operations is about a dozen people who take care of managing the application software that we use to provide forex trading. Then there are several dozen developers just doing development for the web site and the trading platform.

    I find the term IT a little out-dated, personally. It makes me think of white shirts and ties, salesman from IBM and the hallowed machine room with the God-like mainframe.

  187. before it was called "IT", it was known as "DP" by vaporland · · Score: 1

    aka Data Processing. Some of us remember JCL, keypunch machines, teletypes and allocating disk space manually.

    I never toggled a boot loader into the front panel of a CPU, but I watched IBM customer engineers who did. . .

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  188. Don't be so condescending... by Muros · · Score: 1

    to the "intern who fixes windoze". I can understand wanting some differentiation between different fields in IT, but just because someone does something different is no reason to look down on it. I fix computers for a living. Sure, the programmers who write software for the companies I provide tech support for know a lot more about programming than I do. But, apart from the occasional programmer I meet who is an all round computer guru, the vast majority of them have problems fixing the smallest problem outside of their own software. Me? Give me a problem and I'll fix it. Broken printer, broken scanner, broken whatever, I'll fix it or condemn it if it is beyond economical repair. Mac, Windows, SCO, AIX, Solaris, AS400, DGUX, HPUX, Linux, BSD, I don't care. If there's a problem, I'll either know how to sort it out or know how to figure out how to fix it. And I don't worry about what title I get. Most of my work is in network maintenance and security, but when I go to a customer's site, they view me as the guy who fixes the dot matrix printers. You know why? Because I do.

  189. A degree is like being in the military... by agentc0re · · Score: 1

    Well except that it's usually more of an Honor to have served than to have gone to college. A degree says I was able to deal with a lot of stupid things that i really didn't need to do for 4 years and I did it how i was told.

    I hate people who think that because they have a degree in English and/or History, IE like the post above(i just didn't want to directly reply to him), that they are more than the other person that has just as much experience but not the degree. I would never higher someone based off a degree, experience wins always. I'm sure most everyone would agree with me on that. With either of those two degree's anyways, why would you expect to be looked at on a pedestal when you work in IT? They have nothing, absolutely nothing to do with your line of work.

    I can understand having different titles with in the IT department so that if and when you do need to higher you can attract the correct crowd. But in the end, does it really freaking matter? No.

    So you degree mongering jackasses should just stop thinking you're better than someone who has more experience than you but only a HS diploma. You're going to learn the real world now, and it's nothing like the text book.

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  190. Lame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Software engineering is not IT and is not in any way part of IT. The only people that say otherwise are the IT that have some fascination about being associated with software engineers.

  191. Microservices? by Udigs · · Score: 1

    That's the term for the "person who runs around fixing windows boxes." At least in places I've worked where they differentiate. So being called "IT" isn't that bad!

  192. Beware of the title game by PPH · · Score: 1

    I've worked for a couple of outfits that either build s/w as a part of a product, as its own end product, or just 'did' software to support in-house processes. Every time management would (mis)label their s/w development and/or maintenance people, it was a sign of struggles between internal corporate fiefdoms.

    One outfit lumped all their desktop maintenance, server and network administration into the same outfit that did facilities maintenance, calling it 'Central Services' (I don't think the PHBs ever saw Brazil). We used to say that there was one number to call if your toilet backed up or your server didn't.

    And then there's the company that builds commercial avionics equipment. Their IT department gobbled up responsibility for all internal software development. From business and accounting apps (payroll) to engineering applications. Finally, they went head to head with engineering and took over responsibility for embedded avionics development. And they'd use the same personnel and processes for developing the company home page as their autopilot.

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  193. Geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry about your ego and your penis. If you're worried about a title you should have gone to Law, Medical, or Business school.

  194. Official + unofficial titles by zorro-z · · Score: 1

    My official title is IT Support. After I accepted the job, I promptly took one card, added 'and Time Lord' to it, and stuck it on my door. If people choose to call me their IT Time Lord, I won't complain. Most important, though, is that they continue to call me employed. As long as they call me that, I'll accept Software Simian, Tech Turtle, Computer Crank, or any other term you choose.

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  195. Oh my... by pierreact · · Score: 1

    You have to figure out most people out there just have no idea what C++ is compared to installing an anti-virus, we live on a different planet, deal with it. How you'd call an inhabitant of mars? martian? wether it's a worm of some evoluated lifeform won't you? for them it's the same. Plus... you're in IT... didn't you study for that? /me points to a therapist

  196. A respectable-sounding title by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    I communicate with Japanese developers via email, the english auto-translation of their project managers title is... "Director lord, software thing number four".

    Personally I don't give a rat's arse what 'HR' calls me since it's probably much more polite than what I call them.

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  197. If you care about your title by taucross · · Score: 1

    If you care about your title, you're probably not being paid enough. Get the fancy title, then move on.

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  198. Verizon math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they actually meant 300 days instead of 3 days. This is Verizon after all.

  199. Title hilarity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're working for someone named "vice president, IT" or "IT Manager", you're an IT Guy.

    Senior management doesnt give a crap about what you want to call yourself, nor the title differentiation between the guy that vacuums keyboards and the one that designs high end systems.

    If anyone you work with or are affiliated with needs to look at your title to figure out if you're a moron or a brainiac, you already did it wrong.

  200. The only people that use the term "IT"... by beefmusta · · Score: 1

    ...know nothing about it. This is why it has a negative connotation with me, anyway.

  201. is your CEO just a numbers guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I.T., is used as a general term to define anyone who uses a computer.

    But I.T. guys, are 'users' of software such as managers, systems engineering and tech support and excel/script users.

    Developers, programmers and software engineers(people who code), on the other hand, are as also in I.T., But you refer to them as there role.

    IMHO anyone who doesn't code is an IT guy.

  202. pretentious assholes=developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First off f you. The field you are in is called Information Technology, its not your title.

  203. Being called "IT Guy" is offensive? by magamiako1 · · Score: 1

    From someone that works in IT (Systems Engineer, official title), I can assure you that to us you CS Majors are the real idiots. We most certainly are not. I know a lot of Software Developers (Architects/programmers/whatever you want to call them) that can do a wide range of programming from C, to C#, to C++, to Java, to PHP, to whatever-the-hell-language-is-cool-on-the-street and I assure you that YOU are the idiot.

    I have been consulted by many developer-oriented friends to fix their virus-infected PCs. I know quite a few that don't even know the basics of the systems placed in front of them.

    And this person is writing software on these platforms?

    The guy at the help desk could probably tell you nearly every in and out of the Windows OS including service interaction, monitoring performance of a system, to understanding underlying parts of what makes the PC tick.

    In fact, In my company, we, the "IT guys" end up bug tracking and supporting rather poor software development practices. They can't even write decent software that works well enough on the system.

    Take it from me--if you want to be an effective software developer, you should try working in the help desk and support infrastructure first. It will give you a rather nice, clear view of peoples' expectations and what kinds of problems you might encounter in your software.

  204. it's just a category by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 1

    I don't want the same label as the intern who fixes windoze

    It's a category, that's all. The level you occupy in that category is not relevant. The software architect with a PhD in engineering is an engineer, and so is the intern who fixes trivial bugs. The same is true for every other profession--for example, a General Counsel is a lawyer, the same as a newly-hired associate. If they call you "highly-paid IT guy", then it's fine. The label is not really that important; understanding that being called an "IT guy" is not an insult is important.

    Having said that, software development is usually done by software developers. IT provides the infrastructure on which software products run, and then runs them. In corporate terms, software developers create enterprise applications for customers, and customers have applications people in their IT department manage them. Those corporate applications people in IT are sometimes application administrators, or web developers, or DBAs.

    It would be more effective communication if they referred to software developers as software developers, or something like engineer or programmer. Calling someone IT who isn't IT is confusing, and you end up with the wrong people answering job postings. I wouldn't say you should make a big deal out of it, so I vote "yes" to

    Change it slowly over time

    If you make a big deal about it, you will definitely look petty.

  205. Information Technology by illegalfrogs · · Score: 1

    Break down the term Information Technology. What do those words suggest? To me, a field that facilitates the input, output, storage and analysis of information. An person who works in Information Technology could specialize in any function that keeps information moving. The lowly support specialists that work the help desk keep the users productive so that they can continue to enter data. The basic technicians ensure that the operating system runs as intended and that the hardware is upgraded as necessary. The software developers write code that allows data to be entered and processed in new ways. The hardware engineers design better machines to run the new code written by the developers. The technicians keep those better machines working, and the support specialists continue to aid the users. It's all about INFORMATION and it's TECHNOLOGY. It's a big circle, and you're in the food chain. It's true, you're all in IT together.

  206. Tsk Tsk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your sense of entitlement is showing.

  207. Depends by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    Depends on what you're selling?

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  208. MBA Guy by mahadiga · · Score: 1

    You may want to find out what a MBA Guy knows and does?

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  209. Get over yourself. by NateTech · · Score: 1

    The CFO and a first year noob doing P&L spreadsheet error correction are both called "Accountants", too.

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  210. You need to define "information", then. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    There's a problem with lumping people into an IT department if there's no clear definition of what information (and what technology) should fall under that definition. I picked some stupidly extreme examples to demonstrate, but the point is still valid.

    If cable TV doesn't process information and therefore doesn't fall under IT, then why do dumb terminals, printers, faxes, and phones usually fall under IT? Why doesn't the cable TV repair person work in the same department as the support person who plugs network cables and PC power cords back into the wall and the guy who plugs a computer into the ODB-2 port to check a car's emissions controls?

    The problem is that trying to talk to "IT" for every technology related problem becomes a headache of assigning problems at the top of a pyramid and letting them trickle down to the people who can actually fix them, who then have to work their way back up the support tree when they're finished. It's inefficient for everyone concerned. It makes much more sense to explicitly define separate areas of support for different bits of technology and give those areas different names.

  211. IT Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah right i work for a large consumer electronics retailer and every Tom, Dick and Harry think there a IT GUY or know a kid or friend thats one :)
    I do enjoy finding items like this http://www.c64web.com/ Old C64 Web Server Now there is a IT GUY :)

  212. Don't ruin my title by cyber-dragon.net · · Score: 1

    I agree with you but not for the reasons you would want.

    I AM an IT guy and I hate the title being over used because most people given that title can't do my job.
    People with fancier titles think they can, and I have spent plenty of time fixing things engineers who were "smarter than IT guys" did. It gets even worse the more someone whines about their education and title, they are the ones cause the biggest problems as far as system administration goes. This is a generalization of course, not a stereotype.

    Though you are correct that you should not be called an IT guy, you are insulting in your reasons for it. Most reports say you need about 1:25 ratio for IT, and I have maintained 60-70 people on my own. I am quite good at what I do and for a "mere" manager to be called an IT guy is indeed insulting, but not to you, to me :)

    Ok maybe not, but you get the point. Yes, your post was full of unwarranted ego. Tone that down and you might get somewhere, don't, and your screwed the next time you have a problem and need us lowly IT guys to fix it. Remember everyone has their place, and their role to fill, a job to do. Thinking you are above anyone else usually means less useful, not more. I have been told "that's not my job" before and had the employee escorted out of the building as I assumed that was a resignation. I then filed it as such with HR so they would get no benefit for being fired, they quit.

  213. Better than a Mis Manager by Bob+the+Yank · · Score: 1

    As bad as "IT Tech" is, it's not as bad as "Management Information Services Manager" or "MIS Manager", which I had to wear for a couple of years. I wasn't that great of a manager but I didn't mis-manage anything.

  214. Yes. E. W. Dijkstra knew it too by ronzensci · · Score: 1

    I dislike the term "IT Guy". I also give or ask for more details when someone's work is described as "s/he works with computers!". I have no clue what it means when someone is tagged as "working with computers". I used to dislike the term so much that I actually quit the job profile completely to go freelance designer. I am happier now. I am often reminded of this quote by Dijkstra when I think of the "IT Guy" Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. - EW Dijkstra

  215. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a respect issue. I don't even get the "IT-guy" treatment - I get, "hey, computer guy". I've worked with you losers for 7 years, you could at least show me the respect of remembering my name once and a while. I don't walk around referring to folks as "hey, pencil pusher" or "hey, phone bitch".
    As much as I'm tempted to do it - I don't see our Attorney and go "hey, soulless bastard with no chance of becoming human" to get his attention.

    Job titles are a joke - and the punch line is your job entails "other duties as assigned".... We have folks here with job titles that entitle them to 80,000+ grand a year and in the end, they only have a High School education. However, since they have a buddy here and there - they have a nice job title that comes with some nice money.

    The very least an end-user can do is show some respect. I take great care in trying to not make someone feel dumb when they can't print - because they haven't bothered to turn their printer on yet.

  216. Re:My work department is called engineering, not I by cecil_turtle · · Score: 1

    Engineering is a more term incorrect than IT for a development team. Software development is NOT engineering. Check out these related posts:

    #30261998
    #30265218
    #30261570

    I suspect neither the "Head of Engineering" nor anybody he or she manages is actually an engineer with an engineering degree. Seems odd to call a whole department of non-engineers "Engineering". Information Technology seems to be fairly relevant to the roles you described.

  217. I label myself... by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    After years of describing what I do to eventually got tired of it and just succumbed to calling myself an "IT Guy" or "Works in IT". Its a label most people can understand, or at least not have to think too much about, and it is better than spending ten minutes of my life explaining things to a bunch of blank stares.

  218. hope this never happens to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope so. I am a girl

  219. I prefer Computer Cowboy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGXeBpvCxro

  220. I prefer my usual title.... by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    "God".

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  221. I may be an IT Guy, but... by infernari · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with the need to diversify the terms we use. I may be an "IT Guy" but my speciality is datacenter administration/management. If you need power supplied to a new Blade Chassis or cooling for a new server room, I'm your guy, but good luck if you need me to fix the McAfee EPO agent... That being said, I can't count the number of times I've been stopped by random users and asked to fix their Lotus Notes problems and I still don't know how to breakfix Notes. The term "IT" gives people a false sense that we all do the same job and the reason a department may be huge is so there's lots of people to come to your desk right now and fix it, not because there's a multitude of very specialized tasks that need attending by very differently trained individuals. The catch-all of IT to me shows a distinct lack of understanding in managing the technical talent a company employs.

  222. Filed under..... by awest5 · · Score: 1

    This story has been filed under "IT". Almost a shame, because it brings down the quality of all the other IT stories by association.

  223. IT Guy and Proud of it by ATLHivemind · · Score: 1

    By title, I'm a "Systems Engineer" in reality, I'm an IT grunt.
    I'm a hardware guy, a printer repairman, a cabling guy, DBA, developer, Windows Server Administrator, Linux sysadmin, helpdesk monkey, VOIP guru etc etc.

    I like my title, it beats the hell out of "consultant"
    I don't have to worry about dealing with stuck-up business types who gawk at a $200 repair bill for a $200 system.
    I don't have to worry about marketing, HR or any other business related schlock.
    I don't have to deal with retarded lusers who wonder why their system gets hosed after visiting questionable web sites and don't want to pay me $70/hr to fix it.

    I'll take it where I can get it.

  224. Add a 'C' by mattr · · Score: 1

    Add a 'C' like the Europeans do, and call it ICT. Sounds better all ready!

  225. I don't care what they call me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as long as they DON"T call me.

  226. Petty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you are just being petty. Get over it, and start paying off those student loans!

  227. The other guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've just dealt with being called an IT guy. The truth is, no one cares about anyones titles or job descriptions. In fact, as long as stuff gets done, I don't really care who does it. As long as my direct deposit goes in ever other friday, I don't care whether HR put it there, or accounting. I'm pretty sure they feel the same about us. As long as that new program you just made get's people paid, they don't care if Santa Claus made it. It's the reality of corporate america. "You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

  228. mrfisma by mrfisma · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only IT people and drug dealers refer to their customers as "users."

  229. No, you aren't. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You don't offer guarantees with your products.

    You are a programmer, a Senior one if you want, we can call you Engineer or Architect, but as long as you and everybody else in the profession can't offer minimum standards of work you clearly can't pretend you are like Engineers that actually have to do this.

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    1. Re:No, you aren't. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Right, so you've never worked on a project that has performance guarantees, works to industrial, federal or military specifications, includes penalties for late or non-delivery, or defects? Any of that?

      I repeat, I'm an engineer.

  230. Who cares? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Really. Who does?

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  231. Yes, I hate it, but I take the paycheck anyway by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    I HATE being called the IT guy. That is a term generally referred to as the guy who fixes our computers.

    My primary job is to manage the development of our software products. When one of our support staff emails a customer or talks to them on the phone and says something like 'I've contacted our IT guys for help' it just irks me.

    But this is probably the only place I'll say it.

    Why?

    Because, like it or not, I am also the IT guy. We're a small company, I DO fix our internal machines. I DO manage our servers. I DO help with customer issues. I AM capable of doing all of these functions. The reason I don't like being the IT guy is because I DON'T LIKE doing a lot of these things. I like not getting paid even less, so I'll continue to be called the IT guy for a while in exchange for getting paid.

    I don't like being called the IT guy because that makes me one of the people who get called when something completely unrelated to my primary job responsibility goes wrong. I don't like dealing with customers or end users. I don't like being called the IT guy because its not what I WANT to be.

    I deal with being called the IT guy because the people calling me the IT guy don't mean it in a derogatory way, thats something in my head, not theirs. The IT guy is still some mythical creature who can fix their PC and software. To people outside of our world, the IT guy is still someone who knows far more about computing than they do.

    The only thing wrong with being 'the IT guy' is in OUR heads. Its our own selfish need to consider ourselves better than someone else. Its our own need to be 'better' than the help desk guy. In reality however, being good at help desk type work is extremely challenging. Most developers limit themselves to know a particular subject matter very well (their own software). Most help desk workers in the field (not the guys reading a script that have no idea how to deal with an unexpected situation at all) don't get that luxury. They have to deal with our software, the OS, different patch levels, different interactions between our dependancies and the other 100 apps on the systems they deal with.

    Being a good help desk tech is a lot like being a veterinarian versus a general practitioner on humans. Most of them know a lot less about any given species of animal than the GP knows about humans. They know about a TON of different species. They know that just because a drug is has a specific effect on a poodle that doesn't mean it will have the same effect on a bird, or even a different type of poodle for that matter. They know that what may help a German shepard could very well kill a border collie in a matter of minutes. They know that in a lot of cases they need to stabilize the patient first, then figure out what the actual problem is and finally how they can address it. They (help desk tech or vet, take your pick) have to deal with a far wider range of issues than we confine ourselves to, and because of that, they have to work by a different set of methods than we do.

    You would do well to not take being called an IT guy as a bad thing, 99.9% of the world looks up to their IT guys for help on a range of issues that they are fully aware they aren't the best suited to deal with. They don't always expect you ('the IT guy') to know everything, but they expect you'll know more about it and possibly finding the right guy to fix the problem. Yes, you find people who think its your job as 'the IT guy' to change a light bulb. In most cases it IS better if you do it, even as a programmer, because you are FAR more likely to work safely with electricity than they are. You are more likely to turn the switch off first at the very least. Very few people account for the assholes who think of the IT guy as their bitch for doing crap that is beneath them. These people will think of you that way regardless of what they call you.

    Only a tiny fraction of the population really think of 'the IT guy' as a bad thing,

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  232. Re:Stupid question, badly phrased (are you trollin by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    Very few managers will pick the worse of two options for themselves.

    The problem is, many times those people making the argument for why something is better have tunnel vision. They are bound by their own rules for what 'better' is.

    The reality is the manager is ALWAYS going to pick what they perceive as best for THEMSELVES. If you and the company they work for are lucky, they'll be looking out for the overall welfare of the company and world in general. If thats the case than you simply have to provide them with the information to see you are right.

    Most of the time however, they are looking out for what makes THEM the most benefit. If you want to get your way, you have to show them how they can get the most benefit overall for their agenda from your option.

    Its much easier to get a manager to side with you when you stop trying to prove your values are the right ones and start trying to show the manager how to get what they want from your solution. You have to sell vi over VisualStudio to your manager. That may mean you have to sell why vi is a better solution for them than the kickbacks Microsoft gives them for using all MS software (just a hypothetical statement, don't know if MS really does that or not).

    Regardless of which is better 10 years from now, if the choice comes down to MS saying 'we'll fund your company enough to stay in business for the next 2 years if you use and tell people you used VisualStudio rather than vi' versus using vi now and going out of business in 4 months because you don't have the money to survive ... well, than what happens in 10 years isn't going to play into the current decision.

    The 'best choice' is really rarely the 'best choice' in the grand scheme of things.

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