You should do something about it if you are afraid of your government.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." (Second Amendment to the Constitution.)
Since when does the US school systems encourage anything other than acceptance of spoon-fed garbage. It's a miracle that nation continues to function with the rampant illiteracy and under-education. Look at their president for pete's sake - he's barely able to communicate on a 3 year old level.
Anonymous Coward has recently made a number of people very,
very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no
function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state
objectively that Anonymous Coward's brethren have an almost
identical mentality, as if they all had been cloned from a
single insufferable prototype. I would like to start by
discussing Anonymous Coward's press releases, mainly because
they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is
that the question that's on everyone's mind these days is,
"Will the world ever be free of negligent, disgraceful
doofuses like Anonymous Coward?" After days of agonized
pondering and reflection, I finally came to the conclusion
that Anonymous Coward has planted its worshippers everywhere.
You can find them in businesses, unions, activist
organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional
societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only
does this subversive approach enhance Anonymous Coward's
ability to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for
-- the entire civilized world but it also provides
irrefutable evidence that I frequently wish to tell it that
its witticisms serve no purpose other than to declare a
national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with it,
and put them in concentration camps. But being a generally
genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.
Anonymous Coward's morals leave me with several unanswered
questions: Why do we put up with it? And what in perdition
does it think it's doing? These are difficult questions to
answer, because it is always prating about how all major
world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders".
(It used to say that human beings should be appraised by the
number of things and the amount of money they possess instead
of by their internal value and achievements, but the evidence
is too contrary, so it's given up on that score.) In
particular, Anonymous Coward says that it has mystical powers
of divination and prophecy. You know, I don't think I have
heard a less factually based statement in my entire life.
Anonymous Coward can't help it; it just loves to keep us
perennially behind the eight ball. Anonymous Coward
extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery,
by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an
injustice.
Even by Anonymous Coward's own account, if you think you can
escape from its harebrained indiscretions, then good-bye and
good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that we must reveal
the truth about Anonymous Coward's pranks. To do anything
else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of
time. I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own
previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that Anonymous
Coward had the same intellectual honesty. If one dares to
criticize even a single tenet of Anonymous Coward's revenge
fantasies, one is promptly condemned as egocentric,
repugnant, biggety, or whatever epithet Anonymous Coward
deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation.
Something that I have heard repeated several times from
various sources -- a sort of "tag line" for Anonymous Coward
-- is, "We should go out and make empty promises. And when
we're done with that, we'll all tear down everything that can
possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation."
This is not a direct quote, nor have I heard it from
Anonymous Coward's lips directly, but several sources have
paraphrased the content to me in near-enough ways that I feel
fairly confident it actually was said. And to be honest, I
have no trouble believing it.
As a matter of policy, sniffish insincere-types should not
bar people from partaking in activities that cannot be
monitored and controlled, but this has never stopped
Anonymous Coward. The impact of Anonymous Coward's balmy,
overbearing put-downs is exactly that predicted by the Book
of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice
will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over
purpose, superstition ove
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I, for one, question the seriousness of your Fuck You'ing.
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Ummmmm...the USA is not The World. *Thank God*
You should do something about it if you are afraid of your government.
"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." (Second Amendment to the Constitution.)
That story isn't true at all, is it?
Go fuck yourselves OSS nerds. Have you ever even had a date?
LOL what?
Can I cool them off in your mouth?
A Shiny Nickel for the clever lad that can tell me what a Rusty Trombone is!
SHUT the FUCK UP!
Since when does the US school systems encourage anything other than acceptance of spoon-fed garbage. It's a miracle that nation continues to function with the rampant illiteracy and under-education. Look at their president for pete's sake - he's barely able to communicate on a 3 year old level.
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Oh, and you fail it. Only the CRAZY SPOON HEAD has rights to FP.
I have ADD and I can't troll effectively.
Fuck you all!
How was that?
OOHHHH SHINY!
Anonymous Coward has recently made a number of people very, very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that Anonymous Coward's brethren have an almost identical mentality, as if they all had been cloned from a single insufferable prototype. I would like to start by discussing Anonymous Coward's press releases, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that the question that's on everyone's mind these days is, "Will the world ever be free of negligent, disgraceful doofuses like Anonymous Coward?" After days of agonized pondering and reflection, I finally came to the conclusion that Anonymous Coward has planted its worshippers everywhere. You can find them in businesses, unions, activist organizations, tax-exempt foundations, professional societies, movies, schools, churches, and so on. Not only does this subversive approach enhance Anonymous Coward's ability to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world but it also provides irrefutable evidence that I frequently wish to tell it that its witticisms serve no purpose other than to declare a national emergency, round up everyone who disagrees with it, and put them in concentration camps. But being a generally genteel person, however, I always bite my tongue.
Anonymous Coward's morals leave me with several unanswered questions: Why do we put up with it? And what in perdition does it think it's doing? These are difficult questions to answer, because it is always prating about how all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". (It used to say that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, but the evidence is too contrary, so it's given up on that score.) In particular, Anonymous Coward says that it has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Anonymous Coward can't help it; it just loves to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. Anonymous Coward extricates itself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice.
Even by Anonymous Coward's own account, if you think you can escape from its harebrained indiscretions, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that we must reveal the truth about Anonymous Coward's pranks. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time. I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I only wish that Anonymous Coward had the same intellectual honesty. If one dares to criticize even a single tenet of Anonymous Coward's revenge fantasies, one is promptly condemned as egocentric, repugnant, biggety, or whatever epithet Anonymous Coward deems most appropriate, usually without much explanation. Something that I have heard repeated several times from various sources -- a sort of "tag line" for Anonymous Coward -- is, "We should go out and make empty promises. And when we're done with that, we'll all tear down everything that can possibly be regarded as a support of cultural elevation." This is not a direct quote, nor have I heard it from Anonymous Coward's lips directly, but several sources have paraphrased the content to me in near-enough ways that I feel fairly confident it actually was said. And to be honest, I have no trouble believing it.
As a matter of policy, sniffish insincere-types should not bar people from partaking in activities that cannot be monitored and controlled, but this has never stopped Anonymous Coward. The impact of Anonymous Coward's balmy, overbearing put-downs is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition ove
Come on Editors!
Again?!
You are a bunch of fuckin NERDS!
They're called breasts - try touching one sometime.
It can't find you a date!
ZING!
Thank you, I'll be here all night folks...try the salmon!
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How much 50 Cent mumbles?
What is the public school system worth these days?
Montreal?
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Which of these Don Martin sound effects is closest to the pronunciation of your last name?
{ }FAGROON KLIBBLE KLIBBLE
{ }KLOINK
{ }SKRITCH SCRITCHA SKRINK
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I smell burnt toast...is that bad?
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He had his modem dialer removed