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I posted this a while back, but I kind of got reminded of it by your "sharing" comment, so... (don't read if you're a heavy fan of Bush with a thin-skin, it's supposed to be a joke. The original was written just before he took over, apologies if I've fogotten to take out a reference)

Monday, July 14th 2003 2220 EST
Bush To Abolish Income Tax
New "Taxster" system to be used to raise revenue instead

By Ack Countant

WASHINGDON, DC (Presswire) - Citing a taxation system riddled with loopholes and get-outs, President Bush today announced changes to the United State's ailing taxation system. "There are all sorts of problems with it", a spokesman explained, "Poor people get to pay nothing at all. And, of course, not enough people have any income to begin with. We tried using executions to reduce the number of poor people, but then lawyers kept coming out of the woodwork protesting that some were innocent and stuff, and that was expensive, so we needed to find a better way."

The new system will be replaced by a system called Taxster, based largely on the Napster file-sharing technology developed on the Internet. "Essentially, everyone's bank accounts will be linked to the Taxster system, and whenever anyone needs money, they just grab some that's being 'shared' by someone else.", explained Vice President Dick Cheney, "By default, all bank accounts are shared. Whenever the government needs any money, it just looks for some on Taxster, and all the problems are solved."

The genius of the system is that the sharing system doesn't reduce the amount of money anyone has. "Basically, when we share money, we're not saying 'Here, have my money'", explained Cheney, "Instead we're encouraging people to make copies of money, for their own personal use. we still get to keep our money, but someone gets their own copy of the money in their own bank account. Everyone wins!"

Bush reputedly got the idea after watching an episode of the Geraldo Rivera Show on TV. "He saw a special on Napster", explained a government spokesman to a packed press conference, "And while at first he was a little perturbed when Trent Lott was interviewed and said it sounded like Communism to him, he got thinking, Communism is an economic ideal, and maybe this Napster thing could be applied to economics." The cash strapped Inland Revenue Service jumped at the idea, explaining that it meant they would no longer need to "Audit" Americans, a process which of late has become difficult as government stocks of truth serums have run dry and the government rack broke last week."

Ordinary American's reactions have been positive. "It sounds like a great idea", explain Rush Limbaugh, a journalist, "I don't mind sharing money if everyone else is, if I run short I can always grab some from someone else." Jeb Bush, a governor in Florida, explained "It's excellent. There's no risk involved, we just all share our bank accounts and we get as much money as we need."

Economists however are sceptical. "The money has to come from somewhere", explained Alan Greenspan, Chief US Economist, "Otherwise every bit of sharing is just going to devalue the currency." But experts have scoffed at the notion of devaluation. "These people are just living with an out of date old-economy financial model", explained new economy pundit Jon Katz, "With technologies like Napster, the notion that you'll be able to work for a living is rapidly becoming obsolete. Instead of being paid for what you do, like the dinosaurs of the old-economy keep claiming you should be able to do, you can distribute your work via technologies like Napster, and get your income from Taxster. It's much fairer."

George W Bush is 11.

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This guy went on a tour of some observatories in China last year and put a bunch of pictures online. They have a very different perspective on the sky and some of them are pretty cool. It's not the hubble, but its definitely cool for you space buffs. His site is here.

I'm not a warez monkey and I don't like gamecube that much but a friend of mine gave me the link to this page that claims to have the ISO images for download. It seems to be legit, but I don't know how long they'll be up. If anyone can confirm it, great. The page with the ISOs is here. I'm sure it'll be slashdotted before long.

Here is a mirror of the interview, in case the original gets slashdotted.

Here's a mirror of the article in case it gets slashdotted.