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A call to arms for all trolls! Please carry on the concept of the meta troll. Take this meta troll and add to it (or remove/alter) as you wish. Make sure your additions or changes are calculated to annoy and specifically refer to older well known trolls. You are, of course free to add your own new trolls if you wish.

In addition, this troll works particularly well if you take the time to craft a post that is long enough to make the "Read the rest of this comment" link appear and then post the meta troll lower down. Make sure your long post seems to be informative and contains links to "good resources" that relate to your bogus post. I took about two hours to work on this one. Look at the beautiful amount of moderation that it got and how many "Interesting" ratings I got. Whoohoo!!! Good luck, and happy trolling

-~The Fux0rz~-

-I am a Windows user
-I am also a f4g0rt
-All Windows users are f4g0rtz
-Bill Gates loves men
-Linux is the sux0rz
-BSD is dying
-Stephen King loved goatse.cx before he died
-75% of people in the US make up 3/4 of the US population
-Adolph Hitroll is my bitch
-RecipeTroll loves the cock too
-Natalie Portman is naked and petrified
-I poured hot gritz down my pants and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
-R.M.S. is a commie
-Linus Torvalds is keeping his brotha down. Free him!
-Looser = Loser and vice-versa. Stop complaining and learn New English
-Imagine a Beowulf cluster of trolls
-The CowboyNeal jokes are old
-X is unstable, let's get rid of it
-KDE is the sux0rz, GNOME rules
-Real men use TWM
-vi is better then emacs (no it's not, emacs is better than vi)=Tastes great/Less Filling
-Ford sucks
-Chevy sucks
-Capitalism is dying
-Linux on the desktop is dead
-IE won the browser war, give it up Mozilla. (No. The war's not over yet M$)
-MySQL is robust and scalable
-PostgreSQL is better than MySQL. Nyah!
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-In other news...
-1. Steal concept from open sores 2. ??? 3. Profit!!!
-RMS is a dirty hippie
-Moderation sucks
-UNIX will never be as secure as VMS
-GayPee is not a hacker, he's a dork
-General strike!! Now!!!!!!
-ESR is a homo
-Grok THIS you GIMP!
-Corporations are evil
-Corporations are good
-Quake is the sux0rz, give me Unreal Tourney! (You Canadian f4g0rt, UT sucks, Quake 0wnz j00)
-Canadians are gay
-Americans are stupid
-Brits are assholes
-For hot gulrz see: this link

-~the fux0rz has spoken~-

no, but hes still a fat fuckhead.

paying 43.50 to see some shitty band for an hour or two is too much. fuck that! i'll just sneak in. sucks for the performer, they just need to go find some other way to make a living.

i feel really sorry for you.

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