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You bastard! I was going to say that!

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i can still speak and be heard.

the kansas bible camp uses profiling to attempt to stop pedophiles from interacting with your children. they expect this to comfort you as you leave your children alone with them. alone with clone53421... a man that spends his day in army overcoats and cutoff khakis, wearing the same full "montana mountain" beard that the unibomber wore. don't let these features coupled with his oversized wire-rim glasses dictate that you profile him as a threat to your children... or wait... man it's hard to reason with hypocrites... maybe you should profile him.

have fun at the kansas bible camp, kids. watch out for pedophiles. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!

enjoy this "good news",

you are NOTHING.

you are NOTHING.

Dang. There are actually net-savvy kids out there now who never lived in a world without Google. Think about that!

I wouldn't put much stock in that if I were you. The majority of these 'net-savvy' kids are the same ones posting to Myspace and fucking Bebo for christs sakes. Sure they think themselves net-savvy but they're all deluded.

Exactly, and on that note I think it would make a good slogan for Hillary.

A good slogan for McCain: "No,no you have lost!!!!!!"

Struggling for karma is more fun anyways :)

I dare you to tell me Hawking doesn't secretly control a robot army!

Since Hawking's a pimp, I'm pretty sure he has a thousand-strong personal army composed entirely of Cutey Honey clones.

...which makes me think: if Cutey Honey can get a man stiff, and a thousand Honeys can get a man stiff a thousand times over, then maybe we should send a military to find Hawking's secret robot-army barracks/android-chick harem and destroy all of his Honeys to see if he can move again?

Could you live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?

Yes you can, for at least 11 years.

And probably even longer: the guy in question still has an active homepage and a suitable mailadres: jamboy713@hotmail. com!

http://www.bebo.com/FlashBox.jsp?FlashBoxId=2971640099/

Seriously, let's ban video games and legalize chav hunting. It looks like much more fun, bebo has the video

I'm busy listening to Andrea Corr's "Shame On You" antiwar song from her new solo album to be released in June by Atlantic.

Check out the 30-second sample on her MySpace page or her Bebo page.

They had the full songs up on the Bebo page at one point, but took them down after a while, but not before I got the whole versions of all three of the songs they posted.

In person, they are somewhat better

This is the worst part! I don't talk to people who aren't nerds much, but in my school I always got the general feeling that all the norms weren't really that bad. I would walk through social area's and see them talking, working or laughing, but in general seeming pretty intelligent and OK. But then I managed to find my way to some of their profile pages on Bebo.com, a site similar to MySpace, I suppose. All these people I thought were intelligent had these horrible, multicoloured profile pages up with bad spelling and nasty "about me" quizzes.

The atractive, well spoken girl, the one who gets A's in English and who is aiming to go to Oxford, is writing shit like "heres lots gd new ones atm, Wallace n Gromit - every1 shld c that! The Brothers Grimm is also reli reli gd". aa guy in my Chemistry class I talked to, another girl who I attended Astronomy classes with a couple of years back... All of them, coming across as idiots by my measure.

Perhaps I have come off as an elitist nerd in this post, but what I was really aiming for is to show you that actually, these people who write this stuff on MySpace or whatever are not stupid, they are not really idiots. Its just they have not been taught how important it is to write well on the Web, or how they should act on the web. Hopefully they will be integrated into the older internet community at some point.