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While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

Defeat the GNAA! Join Landover Baptist Church's very own B.A.S.H. (Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals) Ministry!

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

While we at BASH are yet unable to cure niggerism (or any other such God-inflicted curse of skin pigmentation), we have had record success turning limp-wristed, "Queer Eye" watching nancy-boys and bull-dyke lesbians back in to straight, God-fearing, Republican-voting human beings!

All we need is your pious financial support, plenty of imprecatory prayer and a good-sized, Leviticus-charged stone or two, and soon the GNAA will be a thing of the past!

To join, go here and read all about how you can start saving gay Negroes from Satan's clutches!

This post was brought to you by a Landover Baptist Church Member.

If you or anyone you know exhibits these signs they may be a homosexual and at risk of joining Satan's Army, or the GNAA.

After watching "Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones", I am disgusted at the amount of shameful homosexuality present in the film. Not since the 50s have Godly Christian viewers been subjected to such hedonistic filth. Consider, for example, Anakin (effeminately nicknamed 'Annie'), the precursor to Darth Vader. Played by "wanna-be" pretty-boy actress Natalie Portman, Anakin lusts after the slutty Queen Naboo, engaging in filthy acts of oral copulation next to a fireplace (obviously symbolising the fires of Hell in which they will surely roast to death after their final judgement). But wait, fellow Christians, there is more! A grizzly-green munchkin by the name of Yodo engages in an inter-species affair with the burly jedi Mace Windu, so vile and contemptible it would sure make the residents of Sodom and Gomorah blush! If that is not enough to upset your pure and innocent mind, harken that a flooded world is visited in which giant, walking tampons amass a huge army, an obvious insult to the original giant tampon, Noah, and his army of Beasts.

I hope these revelations allow you to make a just and informed decision in choosing movies Our Lord won't send you to Hell for watching.

Rosebud...

Going a bit further, why not just put a miniscule amount of C4 in a bullet with those batteries and have explosive rounds? The 5.56 bullets we have now are effective, but simply lack the stopping power of an explosive-tipped armor-piercing warhead -- instead of a neat little hole in the head, which a mad terrorist could run through easily, why not just use C4-tipped rounds to destroy their head like a Gallagher-smashed watermelon?

Oh, and you're sexier than me and get more than I do.

I'm jealous!

Ok, I think that's enough. Look, you need to be a little less naive. The evidence you're presenting is purely anecdotal. You assume the world everywhere is just like you've seen it where you grew up. It isn't. There are nutjobs all over the place, and yes, they can think and say some pretty idiotic things, not at all any more far-fetched than the idea of BSD being satanic because of its mascot. Fundies are notorious for coming up with insane theories about things. You just need to realize that, and realize that it is not the fault of your faith, it's just those particular people.

I always make a pilgrimage to Landover Baptist after first visiting with America's Best Christian, Betty Bowers, a saintly woman so close to Jesus, they file a joint return!

Don't forget, when it comes to poking fun at Organized Christianity©, there's nothing better than Betty!

To paraphrase Arthur C. Clarke, any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from God.

Actually, he said that "any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

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If it doesn't say PURINA, bury it in the yard!
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