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I can see the Däniken theorists jumping on to this one.

Eric von Daniken

http://www.daniken.com/

That isn't any sort of encrypted text. It is simply a (pathetic) attempt of evading filters...

You insensitive clod!

You've ruined the poor boy's dream!

Just think of the hours of fun he could have had "cracking" the "code".

Just think of the elaborate code -- and equally elaborate conspiracy behind it -- he might have created in a desperate obsession to make his data fit his theory!

It could have been a new formularization to rival the Illuminati, Ancient Astronauts, secret codes in the Bible, or some other tortuous, contrived theory! Why, he might even have constructed the ultimate conspirarcy theory, a religion!

But no! You had to cruelly disillusion him. And rob us of the fruit(iness) of his labors.

For shame!

Martian aim is getteng more accurate by the hour, isn't it obvious!

Please stop denying it, the great Anthropoligist and Engineer Erich von DÃniken has been writing about this for decades. Wake up and smell the Martians.

hehe

Never mind that since History endlessly repeats itself, technology gets discovered, forgotten and discovered again...

It's not because people worship Pazuzu instead of Jesus H. Fucking Christ (you know, the god that got nailed) that they are stupid...

Ahem...

And I submit Atlantis and the Bermuda Triangle as proof courtasy of Dr. Erich von Däniken

Obviously, Dr. Raymond Chiao's work is based on his boyhood idol Erich von Däniken

The critics of great ideas, like those of Erich von Daniken , Noam Chomsky and Emmanuel Goldstein all say the same things about them that you say about Stephen Wolfram and this new breakthrough.

So now who's the crank?

Ooops! wrong article sorry!

This means he's almost certainly a crank.

The critics of great minds, like Erich von Daniken, Noam Chomsky and Emmanuel Goldstein all say the same things about them that you say about Stephen Wolfram.

So now who's the crank?

Thank you

There's another option both of you are overlooking:

d)Not only have they visited us, but they are us!

Ok I visited that Daniken site and it is obvious that you were joking.

From the Daniken site:

"For over 30 years, Erich von Däniken has pursued the theory which postulates that Earth might have been visited by extraterrestrials in the remote past. Erich von Däniken, the world's most successful non-fiction writer of all time, has written 26 books on the topic and has sold over 60 million copies worldwide. His books have been translated into 32 languages. In the United States Erich von Däniken won instant fame as a result of the television special "In Search of Ancient Astronauts," based upon his first book Chariots of the Gods. In addition, Erich von Däniken has participated and contributed in numerous film and TV productions, has written countless articles and compilations, and produced a CDRom. Fluent in four languages, Erich von Däniken is an avid researcher and an energetic traveler, averaging 100'000 miles per year to visit remote places of the Earth. This enables him to closely examine the phenomena about which he writes. Together with two planning committees he is currently building a gigantic theme park called "Mysteries of the World" in Interlaken / Switzerland. His research organization, the AAS RA (Archaeology, Astronautics & SETI Research Association), comprises laymen and academics from all walks of life. Internationally, there are about 10,000 members. Click here to get FREE INFORMATION about the AAS RA, Erich's research organization!. The AAS RA publishes Legendary Times(TM), the organization's journal, 6 times per year. It is the only publication in the world to exclusively report about the Ancient Astronaut theory."

There is a pretty fucking good reason why it is the only publication to do that!

I find it sad that this guy's mental flaggetions have sold 60 million copies. Kinda of like how Nostradamus ends up the most searched keyword on Google Zeitegeist so often. One day the earth will not be teeming with idiots, one day.