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Vatican Astronomer Comments On Extraterrestrials

An anonymous reader writes "There's an Astrobiology.net interview up with a Vatican astronomer, Guy Consolmagno, who also curates one of the world's largest meteorite collections. On the possibility of a non-terrestrial lifeform, he says initially 'I don't know', followed by three scenarios. First, he argues: 'We find an intelligent civilization and there's no way in creation we can communicate with them because they're so alien to us. We can't talk to dolphins now. In which case, we'll never know.' Secondly, he suggests: 'We find the intelligent civilization. We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion. Thirdly: 'We find a dozen civilizations out there, and a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses go up and convert them all.' The question of whether an alien civilization might convert Earth to their religion, or become a religion unto themselves, is left unconsidered. This compares to the many reasons people give for hosting a SETI@home client, including that ET contact would unite humanity, challenge religion, or all of the above."

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  1. Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We discover intelligent life up there immeasurably superior to ourselves and they become our new gods.

    1. Re:Or how about by Volmarias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Despite the funny rating on this post, it probably is the truth. People will "interpret" the bible to mean that extraterrestrials are really angels; they're servants of God that guided us through the ages. Unfortunately, it is certain that there will be a bunch of loonies who also feel that extraterrestrials are obviously demons; man was made in God's image, after all. These are simply tests from above to see how we will adapt.

    2. Re:Or how about by ninja0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      More fun would be if we discover intelligent life immeasurably inferior to ourselves and we become their new gods :)

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    3. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This shouldn't be considered funny...the things that are spoken of in the bible can almost all be done using the right level of technology in whatever field you can think of. It is completely possible that an alien prankster is responsible for everything the bible accounts for...and it is also just as likely that such a thing could happen anytime in the future. After all if you are worshiping a being that is a step above human life and knowledge...how can you say that the being you're worshiping isn't simply pulling the wool over your eyes with card tricks?

      It's real simple...if any real god came down here today...do you really think the majority of the human population would believe anything he/she/it said? As it turns out the time to embed moral fibers into a society may have been thousands of years ago before technology became so abundent...if you want to avoid conflict with future species would you simply wipe them off the planet you find them on...or convert them to your way of thinking before they can think for theirselves?

    4. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come now, I'm sure that an alien civilization couldn't affect our way of life, Water Brother. On the gripping hand, though, who really knows...

    5. Re:Or how about by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The Western notion of God means the being is all-powerful, morally perfect, and the creator of the universe. It's difficult to believe people would start bowing down, like it was C3PO with the Ewoks...

      There's already a lot of people who believe in Grey Aliens, but I haven't heard of people interpreting these Greys to be Christian angels or demons.

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    6. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      religious loonies? I guess we'll see who is right soon enough. The Bible says in the final days people (such as yourself) will accuse the righteous of being "whacked out of their gord" and will glorify the wicked and secular.

      Have fun in hell buddy ...

    7. Re:Or how about by krymsin01 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's funny, I have, several times.

      Then again, if you go looking for them you'll find someone who believes anything you can come up with.

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    8. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny how the words "wicked" and "secular" are so close together. After all if you don't believe then obviously you're evil right?

      Could you cite the lines of the book in the Bible you are talking about? Do I need to remind you that the book you are talking about was added to the Bible with great caution. People choose to add that book to the book you say is the "word of god". Funny how the "word of god" is so selective when it comes into contact with humans first....

    9. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can I have some of what you're smoking?...my beer isn't doing this justice...it's cracking a rib...but I think I could've at least squirted out beer through my nose when I read that...

    10. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK going a bit offtopic (therefor AC) but,
      does anyone have news about the recent UFO sighting in Mexico and the film they showed on tv ?

    11. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unfortunately, it is certain that there will be a bunch of loonies who also feel that extraterrestrials are obviously demons; man was made in God's image,

      It's a bunch of loonies on both sides Setting us all up for another round of holy wars. where can the normal people go?

    12. Re:Or how about by Micro$will · · Score: 5, Interesting

      McCoy: Just once, I'd like to beam down on some planet and say. "Behold, for I am the arch angel Gabriel!"
      Spock: I fail to see the humor in that doctor.

      Something even more amusing would be the discovery of aliens that take offence to the fact we don't believe in their god and start blowing us up. Oh wait, that happens right here...

    13. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Problem of Alien Religion,proves that,there are no Aliens.
      And you,who doubt God,need to think about your own existence,and how you came to be.

    14. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all if you don't believe then obviously you're evil right?

      No, you aren't necessarily "evil" ... at least not in the sense that you are possessed by a demon - or have willingly sold your soul to the Devil.

      More than a few very "good", upstanding people with high moral values and impeccable principals will unfortunately spend eternity in hell ... because you can't enter the Kingdom of God unless you accept Jesus Christ as your savior.

      That's my belief. I'm not evangelizing to you ... your choice is yours to make. You can think I'm crazy if you want ... for the sake of argument, suppose I am ... crazy. There's no God, there's no after life. I die and turn to dust. So ... I "wasted" my life trying to be a "good" person. Not so bad, really. But ... what if you are wrong?

      Eternity is a long time.

    15. Re:Or how about by gglaze · · Score: 1

      For anyone who is interested in this theme, you may want to check out this fairly interesting and entertaining book.

    16. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Can you really evangelize as an AC? Now there's a moral question.

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    17. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Problem of Alien Religion,proves that,there are no Aliens.

      what problem? other than Religion being the big Evil in the world it encourages and inspires the evil an depridation that go in the world Iraq Afghanistan Ireland Bin-laden Bush Blair All the situations and people are examples of what strong religion does to someone it turns you into an evil evil bastard. the meek may indeed inherit the earth but the religious wont

    18. Re:Or how about by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      I personally don't believe in a live after this one. I believe we should be good and create heaven here.
      But suppose for a moment that there is a next something.... In your view living a good live doesn't matter unless you are kissing the ass of some egocentric god... At that point I choose hell since there would have to be a lot of decent people there :)

      Jeroen

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    19. Re:Or how about by meringuoid · · Score: 3, Insightful
      That's my belief. I'm not evangelizing to you ... your choice is yours to make. You can think I'm crazy if you want ... for the sake of argument, suppose I am ... crazy. There's no God, there's no after life. I die and turn to dust. So ... I "wasted" my life trying to be a "good" person. Not so bad, really. But ... what if you are wrong?

      Ah, bonjour M. Pascal! It's been at least ten minutes since I last heard that one. Of course, the problem with this is that it applies to the beliefs of every other loony on the street, not just to yours.

      Personally, I don't go around believing things just because they come with big threats attached to them, and I think that pretending to believe in a god on such dishonest grounds is a far worse insult to that god than simply not believing, in addition to being quite reprehensible moral cowardice to boot.

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    20. Re:Or how about by b00le · · Score: 0, Troll
      Can you give us chapter and verse for "whacked out of their gord"? (or even "gourd" - perhaps "gord" is the Old testament spelling).

      In Soviet Russia, they called crazy if you didn't believe in the system. In Christianity ... oh, it's no different. Faith is the enemy of all understanding.

    21. Re: Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we don't need new gods.

      maybe we will just eat them?

    22. Re:Or how about by Katravax · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously haven't been reading Christian publications. It's a belief among many Christians, that "aliens" are fallen angels and/or demons. There are plenty of web sites, radio shows, and speeches given on the subject. The same things written about fallen angels thousands of years ago (kidnapping, cross-breeding, trading technology for access) is supposedly the same things the "aliens" are doing even now. If you beleive in both, it's an easy parallel to make.

    23. Re:Or how about by daveashcroft · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ahhhhhhh, i get it.....youre talking about scientology! All hail Xenu the intergalactic soul collector - just see Operation Clambake

      I wonder how long it will take the scientology monkeys to order slashdot to delete this post.

    24. Re:Or how about by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

      http://www.xenu.net

      (sorry about the buggered link)

    25. Re:Or how about by xSauronx · · Score: 1

      i was raised christian and never heard any of that. though my parents dont believe there are aliensP. personally, im at a time where i dont thin chrisitanity (or any religiion for that matter) is worth a damn but being raised in it so long its difficult to just jump out of it - heres hoping we find life elsewhere so i wont question it, and can make alot of people look even dumber on a regular basis

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    26. Re:Or how about by Katravax · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done. It's an incredibly simple requirement: profess your faith in Jesus as your savior, accept the gift of redemption offered by his death (and proven valid by his resurrection). That's it. Nothing else to it. It's in black and white in the Bible. You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      There's no ass-kissing involved. There's no difficult list of rules, either. The majority of the New Testament is philosophical explanation of Jesus' words, and guidelines for behavior given by the early apostles, not the direct handing down of a list of rules by God (like the Ten Commandments). The implication is that if you have faith, you will do your best to do God's will, as best as you're able.

      The Bible reflects over and over that the default behavior of man is evil, not good. From person 1 straight on down, everyone screwed up. Person 2 disobeyed God, Person 1 colluded, Person 3 killed Person 4, etc. As simple as the list of Ten Commandments seems, have you kept them? Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are, but I don't know anyone that has managed to keep them.

    27. Re:Or how about by Katravax · · Score: 0

      Just because you never heard it doesn't mean that it's not a belief many Christians have. I know for a fact that many Christians beleive that to be the case.

      Most Christians are Christian in name or "inheritance" only, and have never even bothered to learn what that means to be Christian. They confuse religion with faith. Going to church on Sunday doesn't make you a Christian. The surface actions you perform, including church-going, etc., aren't what defines Christianity. The Bible is very clear about that.

    28. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This shouldn't be considered funny...the things that are spoken of in the bible can almost all be done using the right level of technology in whatever field you can think of.

      Uh huh. Like Resurrection?

      It is completely possible that an alien prankster is responsible for everything the bible accounts for

      Oh. Of course. Zlimdu from the planet Zot parted the Red Sea. Sure thing. ...do you really think the majority of the human population would believe anything he/she/it said?

      Funny you should ask. May I refer you to the Gospels for your answer?

      As it turns out the time to embed moral fibers into a society may have been thousands of years ago before technology became so abundent..

      So technology and morality are opposites? Interesting theory.

    29. Re:Or how about by NineteenSixtyNine · · Score: 0

      I personally don't believe in a live after this one

      But you do believe in a beer in the hand?

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    30. Re:Or how about by Eggplant62 · · Score: 5, Informative
      We discover intelligent life up there immeasurably superior to ourselves and they become our new gods.


      This material's been done.

      Since the calendars have been fucked around by the Conspiracy, 1998 hasn't arrived yet and the space critters from Planet X are yet to arrive (or "Bob" fucked up and transcribed 8991 as 1998, the year of the Rupture). However, once they do, they're only concern is to take this planet as the valuable resource it really is. They rescue all the Subgenii and whisk them off the planet to have sex with space goddesses with three pussies and fifteen tits, and destroy all the Pinks infesting
      Earth.

      Anyway, that's what it says in The Book of the Subgenius. You decide.

      Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
    31. Re:Or how about by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These are simply tests from above to see how we will adapt.

      I never understood the argument that God "tests" people. If He is all-knowing and all-seeing, He already knows what you're going to do, so what is the point in actually doing the test?

      It seems to me that one can only advance the theory that God tests people if at the same time one advances the concept of God having limited power. A God with infinite power does not need to test anyone.

    32. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The bible is clear about something *GASP*

    33. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's still the same. At least morally. Do something for no good reason other than a threat.
      How would you feel if someone walked into 7-11 you were in and said he was going to shoot everyone who didn't say green was thier favorite color, but those that did could leave right now and he'd pay them $50? Saying green is your favorite color wouldn't really hurt you and get you $50 in bargain.
      You'd be ticked as all hell, and you wouldn't believe this guy liked you even if he said green was better for you in your everyday life.
      Personally I'd rather be around people who do thier best to be good people than ones who half ass it, yet meet this special requirement for a better afterlife.
      I'm sorry, but I'm not going to start believing in a being that behaves worse than a spoiled child, threatens those he says he loves, posseses contradictory powers, and has the morals of a sociopath. Especially when there are several such, all claiming to be the only one. And each on is running a different racket than the next, with the only major items in common is that the head believers all get special privilages here in this life, and a series of directives that make not believing a good way to get killed, or in more 'enlightened' cultures/times, meerly treated like a second class citizen and a leper.

      Mycroft

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    34. Re:Or how about by Larsing · · Score: 1

      This is just looney dravel! You must be using a very loose definition of many?
      I ask you to Identify one Christian church of signifficant size that holds this as an official belief. I know for sure the Roman Catholic, the Greek and Russian Orthodox, the Anglican and virtually all (to my knowlege, all) Lutheran Protestant churches don't. They cover some 90% of organised Christianity - now don't go compare us to some UFO-sect, please.

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    35. Re:Or how about by spakka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done. It's an incredibly simple requirement: profess your faith in Jesus as your savior, accept the gift of redemption offered by his death (and proven valid by his resurrection). That's it. Nothing else to it. It's in black and white in the Bible

      And in black and white in the Bible we find the exact oppposite:

      "What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?" (James 2:14)

      You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      Let me guess: you also have to 'interpret it properly'.

    36. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      To re-iterate A.C. Clark:
      'A sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishible from magic.'

      Gak I hope that's mostly right. I think I've mispelled something.

      Mycroft

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    37. Re:Or how about by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      You did. His last name is spelled "Clarke".

    38. Re:Or how about by Larsing · · Score: 1

      And for the purpouse of interpretation, what does the rest of James 2 say?

      You actually have to read more than a sentance to make sense of it...

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    39. Re:Or how about by Larsing · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, the problem with this is that it applies to the beliefs of every other loony on the street, not just to yours

      Yes, but if that looney does unquestionable good, why patronise him? Does that make you a better person?

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    40. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or we could go on a blood-ridden crusade for empire, leaving behind an endless stream of destruction and innocent deaths, which enrages the victims who start to believe that in the name of revenge, they posess the "right" to attack innocent people too. Oh wait, that's happening right here.

    41. Re:Or how about by spakka · · Score: 0, Troll

      The God of the Bible is limited in power, easily confounded by mundane hindrances like iron chariots (Judges 1:19) or human sacrifices to rival god (2 Kings 3:27).

    42. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Orthhodox Cristian Church's position on UFO's and aliens is pretty straightforward: these are all attempts of the devil to distance the christians from the Holy Church.

    43. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Clickable You'll have to try harder than that if you want to make their critic hate pages (Registered to the "Scientology Parishioners Committee")

      I don't think we have to search far to find aliens.

    44. Re:Or how about by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      The Western notion of God means the being is all-powerful, morally perfect, and the creator of the universe. It's difficult to believe people would start bowing down, like it was C3PO with the Ewoks...

      I, for one, welcome our new cute and cuddly Ewok overlords.

    45. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most people here, these days, probably don't even remember the squabble over the scientology post.

      Thing is, however, the reader posted a chunk of copyrighted text (who the hell copyrights their own religion?) and the scientologists used the DMCA to cut it down.

      You, on the other hand, merely pointed out that the scientologists are, in yours, and mine, and pretty much all sane people's opinions, a bunch of babbling loons.

      If anyone from the church of scientology would like to contact me and try to argue against my opinion, my e-mail address is available with this post (a package deal!). Feel free. I need a good laugh.

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    46. Re:Or how about by spakka · · Score: 4, Informative

      You could look it up, but the rest of the chapter spells out the point far more forcibly, citing examples of Bible characters revered for their deeds, pointing out that even devils have faith, and stating three times that 'faith without works is dead.'

    47. Re:Or how about by Rostin · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, imagine that. See, the bible wasn't written yesterday in English directly to you. The New Testament was written 2000 years ago in a different language by authors living in a different culture. It occasionally happens that the understanding someone might gain from reading a solitary verse from a modern English translation ceases to make sense when the grammar and syntax, audience, author's corpus of work, culture, and the immediate and extended context are taken into consideration.

    48. Re:Or how about by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      So you "know" for a "fact" that many Christians believe that to be the case?

      Well, if by "many" you mean most, then you're full of it. However, if by "many", you mean some, & from a particular group of people, then I might believe you.

    49. Re:Or how about by sckeener · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Western notion of God means the being is all-powerful, morally perfect, and the creator of the universe.

      ah...you picked two out of three... omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient.
      very wise

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    50. Re:Or how about by matrix0f8h · · Score: 1

      You failed to addresss the grandparents mention of other faiths in relation to your idea of faith and mercy.

      How could they possibly fit?

    51. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1, Troll
      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      There seems to be some confusion on this issue. Both views are taught by different segments of the church. Some believe that salvation is not by faith alone but also by works, others believe that faith alone is sufficient.

      There's no ass-kissing involved.

      Aren't Christians required to worship God? Isn't that what they are doing during "worship" services on Sunday? Ass-kissing is a less flatering term for this of course.

      There's no difficult list of rules, either.

      Then why is the Old Testament still included in the bible, and still quoted frequently? Are you saying that we are no longer sinning if we don't follow the rules in the Old Testament? Are you saying that it just doesn't matter anymore? Are you saying that the laws are no longer relevant? If so, why did God create them in the first place? I thought that Christians belived in absolutes for good and evil (i.e. homosexuality is wrong because God said so). Are some of God's laws more absolute than others?

      As simple as the list of Ten Commandments seems, have you kept them? Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are, but I don't know anyone that has managed to keep them.

      I thought that this was the whole point of Christianity, that we are all sinners and therefore need salvation through Christ. You seem to be saying that since no one can follow the laws, they don't matter anymore! This is certanly not a Christian perspective. BTW, the bible is also uncertain whether or not anyone has managed to follow all the laws. This is part of what makes the bible such a great religeous text, it has so many contradictions that you can almost always find some quote or another to support your view!

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    52. Re:Or how about by FVK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      You dumbass, it' s the exact opposite in the Bible. Do you really believe that no matter what you do, as long as you have faith, you will go to heaven? Scary to think you are just one among many who misinterpret the bible regularly, blindly believing thing which are obviously bullshit.

      Say I had complete faith in Jesus, If I raped and killed your mother, could I still go to heaven?

    53. Re:Or how about by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Luckily I'm not Christian... :) In all seriousness our culture, by its very nature, would rather destroy (or attempt to) something then bow down to it. While there will be a bunch of people out there who will worship anything that shows itself as different - most of us will not.

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    54. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, you're saying that the people who think they're angels aren't loonies???

    55. Re:Or how about by CrkHead · · Score: 1

      Didn't Heinlein already let us know what will happen?

    56. Re:Or how about by SilkBD · · Score: 1

      Didn't Lazerus get ressurected before Jesus?

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    57. Re:Or how about by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      Are we reading the same book? It definitely preaches about being good, help the sick and your fellow man, etc. The only part you need faith in is the Resurrection.

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    58. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only do all the people in the Bible screw up, that God character is a really evil bastard.

    59. Re:Or how about by Pseudonym · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Thing is, however, the reader posted a chunk of copyrighted text (who the hell copyrights their own religion?) and the scientologists used the DMCA to cut it down.

      Most religions would fall over backwards for the chance to teach you about what they believe. Scientologists would rather that you didn't know what they believe, but want you to join anyway. And people think this is a real religion?!

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    60. Re:Or how about by jmodule · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, no. Those references refer to limits on people's activity, not God's. The God of the Bible is always portrayed as being unlimited in power. The episodes in book of Judges do show that God limits his intervention in human affairs, but iron chariots do not pose a problem (Judges 4:13-15).

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    61. Re:Or how about by Rostin · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, I didn't read too carefully after he started ranting about God being a sociopath and a spoiled brat. Also, I didn't see any obvious inconsistencies or problems there.. could you give me a hint?

    62. Re:Or how about by kisak · · Score: 1
      A friend of mine wrote a short story about the rapist Gabriel who "jumped out of the window of young Mary and into world history".

      Probably a bit rough reading for your average bible hugger.

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    63. Re:Or how about by markhb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IIRC (although I can't find a reference right now), Martin Luther said something to the effect that he doubted the canonicity of James, due to its emphasis on works as a necessary manifestation of faith. I believe he later retracted this, but the relationship between faith, works, and eternal salvation is perhaps the key theological point of the Reformation. I found an intriguing page that discusses the theology involved, but I certainly am in no position to judge its arguments.

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    64. Re:Or how about by bigchris · · Score: 1

      Stuff it. I'm going to kill my moderating ability just to reply to this.

      I think that this question itself is loaded. The question isn't a valid one, because if you had complete faith in Jesus you wouldn't rape and kill his mother!

    65. Re:Or how about by TGK · · Score: 1

      You may or may not have heard of Transubstantiation. It is nonetheless, a belief held by a great many Christians the world over.

      How about the Petrine Doctrine?

      The Catholics reading this are probably wondering why these would be obscure to anyone, yet I assure you your run of the mill Protestant is wondering what the hell I'm talking about.

      Everyone knows the basic tenants of most major religions, the finer details, however, escape most casual students.

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    66. Re:Or how about by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Its really not that hard,

      Translation and transposition
      What does it prove, my friend if a man love his wife and beat her, can his love save his marriage?

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    67. Re:Or how about by steadph · · Score: 2, Insightful
      never understood the argument that God "tests" people. If He is all-knowing and all-seeing, He already knows what you're going to do, so what is the point in actually doing the test?

      Simple. Man has free will. God cannot take that from you.

    68. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ah! The "No true Scotsman!"

      So those that kill are automatically not Christians? Even if they did it in God's name? Religious faith does not automatically dictate behaviour.

    69. Re:Or how about by kale77in · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Say I had complete faith in Jesus, If I raped and killed your mother, could I still go to heaven?

      I'm not sure why this kind of issue ever comes up in discussions that are supposedly about Christian belief; It's a straw man argument unless you're referring to the several marginal sects of protestantism which articulate a 'No Lordship' theology.

      To give merely one common response to this question, Philip Melanchthon once memorably wrote that while faith alone saves, a saving faith is never alone (see the comment on the Book of James, above). That is to say that a theoretical commitment to God that does not manifest itself in action is suspect for that reason. Hence Jesus: "By their fruits you will know them. Do you gather grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles?" (Matt 7:16), or Paul: "What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? May it never be! We who died to sin, how could we live in it any longer?" (Rom. 6:1).

      Now I don't expect non-Christians to take much of an interest in biblical theology. But those who are willing to comment on it will frequently display a bizarre readiness to assume that everyone involved has been a more-or-less complete imbecile from the very outset.

      It's the old "Well I'm certainly not aware of any objections to my argument" problem.

    70. Re:Or how about by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      It's an incredibly simple requirement: profess your faith in Jesus as your savior, accept the gift of redemption offered by his death (and proven valid by his resurrection). That's it. Nothing else to it [...] There's no ass-kissing involved

      Um, this _is_ ass-kissing

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    71. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, public school graduate? The Crusades were triggered because the Muslims were hell bent on building an empire, invaded the holy lands, forced conversions (and killed those that reverted to their old faith) confiscated the holy sites of both Christianity and Judaism, and barred pilgrims access to them.

    72. Re:Or how about by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1
      Or, it didn't happen. not even six hundred years ago. The notion that we're responsible for what's going on now because of the crusades is simply rediculous for several reasons.

      First and foremost, 'we' didn't go on any crusade. I don't know about you, but I wasn't born 600 years ago in Europe. I was born but a mere 19 years ago, and the world has known terrorism longer than that.

      '... which enrages the victims who start to believe' - That's just plain historially innaccurate. You mean to tell me that the Moslems were a peacefull people untill the mean ol' crusaders busted up their tea party in the holy land? I'd really beg to differ. The nation of Islam has been fighting tooth and nail since the start of the Hijrah : Wikipedia Article.
      They fought their way into northern africa and arabia, quickly amassing a large empire taken entirely through force. How else do you think the crusades started ? They tried to fight their way into Europe, and if it hadn't been for the battle of Poitiers, Western Civilization as we know it might have been destroyed.

      The crusades do not at all explain the nation of islam's hatred towards the west. There were plenty of invaders, and the Crusdes were considered a minor annoyance next to the mongol invasion. Why is it that they don't hate the mongols more than they hate the west? The reason is that the mongols eventually converted to islam, but the christians didn't.

      The notion that the early moslems were peacefull untill 'we' came and attacked them is an absolutely rediculous farce that stems from some fool notion that eveything that happens to us is somehow our fault. Excuse me, but rationally thinking people don't fly airplanes into buildings and blow themselves up in the hopes of 72 virgins. When things like that happen, we should start thinking 'what the hell is wrong with them and how can we stop them,' not 'Oh, this is somehow our fault.'

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    73. Re:Or how about by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      People will "interpret" the bible to mean that extraterrestrials are really angels.

      I think there will always be people who interpret the bible in strage ways. If the bible is right though (which I believe it is) then this entire discussion is irrelevant, which makes me wonder why a vatican official is even discussing it. Other events will come to pass before we ever discover intellegent life elsewhere.

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    74. Re:Or how about by turgid · · Score: 1
      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done. It's an incredibly simple requirement: profess your faith in Jesus as your savior, accept the gift of redemption offered by his death (and proven valid by his resurrection). That's it. Nothing else to it. It's in black and white in the Bible. You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      So merely stating "I believe in Jesus" gets you eternal life at the Party in the Sky? Heck I can state that publically, but in my mind (heart for you old-fashioned ones) I don't really believe it.

      So, by publically lying, I get eternal life at the universe's best party.

      Nice one.

    75. Re:Or how about by nine-times · · Score: 1

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      You mean according to Martin Luther? Ok, since you might not know, I'll tell you, you mean according to Martin Luther.

      From person 1 straight on down, everyone screwed up. Person 2 disobeyed God, Person 1 colluded, Person 3 killed Person 4, etc.

      And what did person 4 do wrong? I don't recall any sins from person 4. And who was person 5? What did person 5 do? I want a list.

    76. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could go on a blood-ridden crusade for empire, leaving behind an endless stream of destruction and innocent deaths, which enrages the victims who start to believe that in the name of revenge, they posess the "right" to attack innocent people too. Oh wait, that's happening right here.

      Do you actually read history books? The Crusades started because the Muslims were the ones trying to build an empire and establish their religion as the dominate one in the world. The fact is they were forcing people to convert under the threat of death. This didn't please the Christians of that time, so they basically they resorted to an "eye for an eye" but they actually had god on their side so they won. God hates muslims.

      You have no idea what an empire is, or what a "blood-ridden crusade" would really look like. Maybe the US will get it's head out of it's ass and realize the only way to win a war against terroism is to give what you get. If it weren't a election year, maybe Nick Bergs death would be avenged.

      If there were ET's coming, they would probably take one look at us and decide we should be left alone for another 100-200 years until we get ourselves straightened out.

    77. Re:Or how about by solarlux · · Score: 1

      > God's ultimate standard for good is himself. He acts in ways that most manifest his goodness.

      No offense, but this seems a bit like a cop-out. You've tossed out every notion of modern morality and love and defined goodness as "whatever God does". Hence, if God wants to torture billions for eternity, it's "good". If Hitler was divine, we could argue he was good by this logic. His ultimate standard for good was himself. He acted in ways that most manifested his "goodness". My point is, these arbitrary designations strip "goodness" of all meaning.

    78. Re:Or how about by Mantorp · · Score: 1
      The only part you need faith in is the Resurrection.

      Is that the part about the guy in the whale? Because even though I saw it in "Finding Nemo" I have a hard time believing it could happen twice.

    79. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm curious...when did God tell everyone that the Bible is the one place to gain all truth? ...other than in the Bible I mean.

      ...that's right. You can't answer that if the Bible's the only place your religion allows you to gain truth.

    80. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about the modern-day crusade. Did you know that the US government has been involved in some war, somewhere in the world, for every single year of the past century? Were you aware that the US government now has a military presence in over 150 countries around the world?

    81. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      It's still the same. At least morally. Do something for no good reason other than a threat.

      The Gospels are not a threat, they're an offer to help. Jesus basically said "All of you have gotten yourselves into a really bad situation that you can't escape by yourselves. Trust me, follow me. I can help."

      No strings attached, no fine print, no conditions of any kind. Just an unconditional promise.

      Where's the threat in that?

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    82. Re:Or how about by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      >Say I had complete faith in Jesus, If I raped and killed your mother, could I still go to heaven?

      That depends; could you REALLY, TRULY and HONESTLY repent for it?

      It's like going in the direction you are FACING, if you only SAY you are, you still wind up in hell or whatever.

      But if your heart and soul really are facing God, then that's where you're going.

      It IS simple.

      And I believe you (or God) are the only one(s) who can really make the evaluation.

      You will judge YOURSELF, and you know that lying is useless, don't you?

      Not very different from some of budhism; a soul that takes a direction will continue in it unless the soul changes their direction of their own free will, the choice will determine whether the next life is of suffering or of exaltation.

      Anyhow, don't forget that the bible was written by MEN, and even though they "may" have been divinely inspired, it still had to filter through that mess that is the human heart.

      And so we get things like St-Paul, who was a crank, in fact.

      When he left the other apostles and went to Rome to do some soul-saving, he was little more than a ridiculed, homeless, street-roaming ranting lunatic who most people spit on and jeered at.

      Of course he wanted to save these people, but over time, his heart must have hardened against all these orgiastic, debauched romans, and he wrote letters back to the other apostles condeming the excesses.

      I don't believe St-Paul had anything against gays, for example, but he saw a lot of wickedness and wantoness from them because they practiced what they did without love or respect for one another.

      It WAS the trend at the time.

      St-Paul was simply human. So he railed against these excesses, and scholars have derived that gays are evil because of it.

      So centuries of persecution follow...

      I wish we had Jesus around to clarify things. I really do. I feel he'd have a whoppin' amount of common-sense to lay down on us.

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    83. Re:Or how about by zerocool^ · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Out of curiousity, were you here then? I mean, your user ID is 600,000+. I was just wondering if it's a new account, and you used to post as someone else.

      I remember the whole 9 yards, where they took it down, and a bunch of folks were clammering that they shouldn't take it down, and it would be the a triumph of free speech. And then it was like, who are we kidding? We've all read op clambake, and we know what they do to people who screw with them.

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    84. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      That's all fine and dandy, but I said "a crusade", not "THE Crusades".

      the only way to win a war against terroism is to give what you get

      Are you saying that in order to stop the killing of innocent people we need to kill innocent people? That's exactly what's been happening for years, and it sure hasn't fixed anything.

    85. Re:Or how about by Moschaef · · Score: 1

      "What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?" (James 2:14)
      This is correctly interpreted as stating that true faith is evidenced by work. Someone can say they have faith, but we can doubt the truth of that faith if there are no good works present.

      Caltholics like to bring this verse up a lot, but if you read, say the gospels and the epistles in their entirety, the same themem is reapeted with out end. "Whoever believes...", This notion of good works as being required of salvation is perposterious, good works are merely a biproduct.

    86. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 1
      The notion that we're responsible for what's going on now because of the crusades is simply rediculous for several reasons.

      There's one little problem: I never said or meant to imply that. Perhaps I should have used the word "conquest" instead of "crusade"?

    87. Re:Or how about by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      Or how about we uncover a alien artifact in the desert that allows almost instant transportation between starsystems. The US government hides it under a mountain, telling no one. We upon they engage in a secret war with alien overlords that come to earth 10,000 years ago, built the pyramids, pretended to be gods, where upon they kidnapped millions of early humans, and spread them to the stars across a million planets to be thier slaves and worshipers. Were upon the alien overlord, who forgot about Earth, try to destory us several times with overwelming technology, who they themselves stole, only to be prevented by one or two crack commando teams who save the planet by the skin of thier teeth, at least 3 times a week... twice on Sundays.

      By the way did I mention the alien overlords are really just parasitic worms that need human bodies for hosts? Sounds like a TV show are something.....

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    88. Re:Or how about by JWW · · Score: 2, Interesting

      our culture, by its very nature, would rather destroy (or attempt to) something then bow down to it.

      That's not just our culture, that is human nature. Fear/Hatred of the unknown is ingrained in our very being, it does not necessarily derive from religion.

      On another note something that wasn't mentioned: assuming there are aliens another possibility is that they would come with their own religons or perhaps even have distinct knowledge or proof of an afterlife.

    89. Re:Or how about by nine-times · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      damn skippy. we kick ass.

    90. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Aren't Christians required to worship God? Isn't that what they are doing during "worship" services on Sunday? Ass-kissing is a less flatering term for this of course.

      Is it ass-kissing when a husband praises his wife, and professes his adoration and devotion to her? Do you not know the difference between vain flattery and professions of love?

      Then why is the Old Testament still included in the bible, and still quoted frequently? Are you saying that we are no longer sinning if we don't follow the rules in the Old Testament?

      A good part of the New Testament is devoted to answering this very question. In a nutshell, the Old Testament (the Law) is there just to show us how big of a problem we have. But the Law is not the solution to the problem, Jesus is.

      I thought that Christians belived in absolutes for good and evil (i.e. homosexuality is wrong because God said so). Are some of God's laws more absolute than others?

      God's forgiveness is absolute, too. No amount of sin can overcome Christ's sacrifice. That goes for gay, straight, everyone.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    91. Re:Or how about by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Insightful


      That's akin to one of the questions that I can never get answered. If god loves us and wants us to be happy, why did he give us the choice to sin in the garden of eden. If he is all-knowing, he would have known that adam/eve would eat the apple. If the consequences of this action offend god, why did he give us the choice.

      If god wants us all in heaven to celebrate with him, why does he give us the choice.

      Seems sadistic to me.

      ~Wx

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    92. Re:Or how about by pinkocommie · · Score: 1

      Hmm, Islamic point of view, the only thing that is unforgivable is monotheism or atheism for that matter. Kinda like telling ur parents that they aren't really ur parents?. Hurts them??
      But beyond that / lotsa stuff you're supposed to do to help you be good but not really the raison d'etre, the only real differentiating factor between people is their righteousness (and by that I mean the good they do wrt others. Quote from the Prophet Mohammad below All mankind is from Adam and Eve, an Arab has no superiority over a non-Arab nor a non-Arab has any superiority over an Arab; also a white has no superiority over a black nor a black has any superiority over a white - except by piety and good action Sorry if that sounded preachy, didnt mean it to, just wanted to point out that its not so much of a threat

    93. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, everybody knows that we FIRST try to blow it up. If we can't, THEN we worship it.

    94. Re:Or how about by tigersha · · Score: 1

      You hang out with the wrong crowd then :)

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    95. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And that's exactly why "we" are largely resented around the world.

    96. Re:Or how about by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

      The Crusades started because the Roman Catholic Church wanted to retrieve the recently discovered evidence that could have proven Jesus was only a man and that he had a child. The "Holy Grail" myth is a cover story -- the actually Holy Grail is the bloodline of Jesus.

      The Church thought the line was abolished with the extinction of Merovingian line but they escaped. Read the DaVinci Code and learn the truth.

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    97. Re:Or how about by spakka · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that there aren't contradictory passages where God's power is not limited, only that there are passages where it is.

      There are also occasions where God's information is less than perfect and he has to ask information of human agents or Satan. Even Jesus is portrayed sometimes as being unable to perform miracles because of the skepticism of onlookers.

      Of course, like everything in the Bible these instances can be 'interpreted' to mean the opposite of what the appear to mean.

    98. Re:Or how about by barawn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are, but I don't know anyone that has managed to keep them.

      Why do people keep pushing the Ten Commandments? Half the problem with Judaism at the time was that it was "function" lacking "form". After all, what happens when there's a conflict between two of the Ten Commandments (your parents tell you to kill someone, for instance)? That's why Christ simplified it in the New Testament.

      Even Judaism realized that later on - What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary.


      (Yes, I know that Matthew 6 says that Christ said that the old rules still apply. Of course they do. They always will. The problem was that somehow people managed to miss the meaning of them - to God, they were obvious. To man, apparently it was too much.)

      There's no difficult list of rules, either.

      Yes there is - it's all through Matthew 5-7, though it boils down to the above - Love God above all others, and love your neighbor as yourself. That's it.

      And those commandments are much easier to understand.

      (So why are people pushing so hard for the Ten Commandments in courts? The Golden Rule is almost completely universal in almost all religions, and it has a lot less "wiggle room" - you're still a dork if you think about killing someone and don't do it, for instance)

      Anyway, my point is that if you're pushing Christian doctrine, you shouldn't be pushing the Ten Commandments. You should be pushing the Golden Rule.

      Note that I'm not commenting on what's necessary to get into heaven - that's a matter of belief in my eyes, though I firmly believe that any religion that believes that just saying the magic words "I believe in Jesus Christ" saves me, and the converse (not saying it means I can't be saved) is crazy - function without form. I can believe something without stating it. Heck, I can have faith and belief in something without knowing it.

      But I'll stop there.

    99. Re:Or how about by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      No offense, bub, but you need to dump your Idol-worshipping religion and observe something where actions (and ONLY Actions!) matter. Consult your local Rabbi on how to convert!

    100. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1
      Is it ass-kissing when a husband praises his wife, and professes his adoration and devotion to her? Do you not know the difference between vain flattery and professions of love?

      Does it still sound so selfless when it is required by the relegion? Of course everyone is doing it willingly, otherwise they wouldn't be Christians. The point stands that worshiping God (or ass-kissing, not my words BTW) is a central part of Christianity, whether or not the Chrisitians enjoy doing it.

      A good part of the New Testament is devoted to answering this very question. In a nutshell, the Old Testament (the Law) is there just to show us how big of a problem we have. But the Law is not the solution to the problem, Jesus is.

      Wow, way to dance around the question. Are we required to follow the laws of the Old Testament or not?

      God's forgiveness is absolute, too. No amount of sin can overcome Christ's sacrifice. That goes for gay, straight, everyone.

      Once again you did not even address my questions! Are God's laws absolute or not? Please re-read the Old Testament if you feel that the biblical God is a kind and forgiving God. Also, no Christians I have heard of profess that Christ's forgiveness extends beyond death. So you have maybe 70 years or so (some times MUCH less) to choose the one true religion (with no proof BTW) then an eternity to suffer if you choose wrong. Doesn't seem like absolute forgiveness to me.

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    101. Re:Or how about by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      That's my belief. I'm not evangelizing to you ... your choice is yours to make. You can think I'm crazy if you want ... for the sake of argument, suppose I am ... crazy. There's no God, there's no after life. I die and turn to dust. So ... I "wasted" my life trying to be a "good" person. Not so bad, really. But ... what if you are wrong?

      Pascal's Wager *yawn*

      So what happens if you're wrong, and it turns out that it's Christians who end up suffering for eternity?

    102. Re:Or how about by kevlar · · Score: 1

      Remember Heaven's Gate? When they believed that Christ was an alien and that we were their creation (or something to that effect). They're the ones who committed suicide in order to "join the mother ship" flying behind comet Hyakutake. Their leader used a NASA photo of the comet which had large chunks of debris breaking apart, claiming that a couple specs on the image was the ship following the comet.

    103. Re:Or how about by nine-times · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      yeah. stupid jealous world.

    104. Re:Or how about by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they should stop patronising us by telling us why we would supposedly be better off to believe their religion, when we are just as likely to be people who do "unquestionable good".

    105. Re:Or how about by da+cog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      People who make the argument that it is faith alone and NOT good works that saves rarely make clear exactly what they think is going on. Thus, here is my explanation:

      TRUE SAVING FAITH ==IMPLIES==>>> GOOD WORKS

      but

      GOOD WORKS =XXX=DO NOT IMPLY=XXX=>> TRUE SAVING FAITH

      i.e. Good Works are a NECESSARY but NOT a SUFFICIENT condition for the True Saving Faith that will get you into Heaven.

      Put another way, if you really have the kind of true, saving faith that will get you into heaven, then you must necessarily be trying to perform good works. If you are not performing good works, then you do not really have true saving faith, no matter what you claim to profess.

      This is why people who say, "I believe in the Lord, and surrender myself to him!" and yet who actually make livings from selling used lollipops stolen from babies are probably not actually saved. If they had true faith, they would be repelled from making such a living. Thus, they must not have true faith.

      On the other hand, a woman or a man could be an upstanding moral being, and yet not have saving faith, and thus not be saved. I think that the reasoning behind this belief is that since God is perfect and we are not, even the smallest little evil is the most terrible thing that God has ever seen, and this pushes us away from him. Only true saving faith can overcome this and bring us back to him.

      Thus, if someone truly believes in God but temporarily succombs to temptation and kills his neighbor, but then apologizes to God and tries harder, he is saved. (After all, none of us are perfect and even people who have true saving faith will commit evil on occaison due to their imperfection.) On the other hand, if you have never killed another human being but once told a silly lie about being busy a night you weren't in order to avoid being with someone, then if you do not have saving faith this evil act of dishonesty is still enough to push you away from God because ALL evil is ABHORRANT to him. The difference between murder and a small lie may be a factor of one million, but in practice to God's mind murder = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bad and small lie = 1,000,000,000,000 bad, so both are astronomically evil to him. This is why no matter how good you thing you are, you are still a terrible person in God's eyes due to your imperfections.

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    106. Re:Or how about by MarkPNeyer · · Score: 1

      Well fine, please tell me what exactly you are referring to that is going on right now, because I can't think of any group of people that used to be peacefull but now thinks they have a right to kill us becuase of something we did to them.

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    107. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      try to argue against my opinion

      So, you know all about secondaries and locks and lists and nulling and floating needles, and how to differentiate between a rock slam and an F/N, and what 'session ruds' are, and why they're important, and you've studied the Axioms with an attestation at exam, and been M3 checked out on the material?

      Because unless you have, you won't have much of an opinion worth 'doing battle' over with a trained Scientologist ... anything less than this would just be education, not debate, and you'd be the one learning things, I promise you ...

    108. Re:Or how about by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      No strings attached, no fine print, no conditions of any kind. Just an unconditional promise. Where's the threat in that?

      That small matter of spending an eternity in hell, that the A.C. talked about?

    109. Re:Or how about by jorlando · · Score: 1

      The crusades were started by a serie of factors. besides the expansion of the muslim empire.

      some large factors: overpopulation and famine, sending a large horde of people was a good way to diminish the pressure in europe and try to recapture the holy land.

      "confiscating" the holy sites is a dubious interpretation, since the holy sites weren't in europe, but at the time were under european (rome) influence/control is risky guessing who was the invader

      the fanaticism was (is?) rampant on both sides. the european army was easily recruited since every person that died going to holy lands to retake it from the muslims or in battle would have remission of sins and granted place in paradise (the 72 virgins were a privilege of muslims, since the christianity sees sex as a sin)

      about forcing conversions I don't think that the christianity can says that don't used that expedient.

      when we use religion as "the" cause for a war we forget that war are made to gain territories, commerce and money.

      civilizations were wiped by christianity to save their souls and show the enlightment of god. curiously the damn natives used to live in regions that had spice, precious metals or gems or slaves. maybe in these days people in power really believed that was god will that they were doing, but I'm cinical and I think that the reason was just greed.

      the world is a fucked place and we better hope that alien civilizations don't find us because

      a) they can think we are so primitive and violent that seems fit to eradicate us from the universe before we spread our views and ways like a cancer

      b) they are just like us, so they will eradicate us to bring us the enlightment of god, spoiling us from our resources and putting under slavery the few survivors

      mankind has free will, our acts are our responsability alone. nor god or devil made us do something. let's accept the responsability of our actions and maybe we can improve. until there we live as today: killing each other for some stupid reason

    110. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

      You're confusing Sola Fide, the Protestant doctine of "Faith Alone" with the teaching of the Bible -- Catholics have quite a different interpretation. For example, the only place in the bible where the words "faith alone" are used together is James 2:24: "You see that a person is justified by what he does and not by faith alone."

    111. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a good point, but I think people take the "All you have to do is have faith" thing too far. True, the Bible does say that in order to be saved INITIALLY, you need only accept that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. After that though, being a "Christian", you're supposed to DO what God wants you to do, and not just sit around thinking or talking about it. You learn what God wants you to do by reading the Bible, and do what it says, where applicable ("Be ye doers of the Word and not hearers only"). The passage in James, in context, is saying "What use are you if all you do is talk about being a Christian, but no one can tell by how you act? Is posturing enough?". The subtext of which is, of course, "No, it's not."

    112. Re:Or how about by mdwh2 · · Score: 1
      God's forgiveness is absolute, too. No amount of sin can overcome Christ's sacrifice. That goes for gay, straight, everyone.

      ..and "non-believers"?


    113. Re:Or how about by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, when I said culture I meant species... My bad :)

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    114. Re:Or how about by barawn · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I'm not going to start believing in a being that behaves worse than a spoiled child, threatens those he says he loves, posseses contradictory powers, and has the morals of a sociopath. Especially when there are several such, all claiming to be the only one. And each on is running a different racket than the next, with the only major items in common is that the head believers all get special privilages here in this life, and a series of directives that make not believing a good way to get killed, or in more 'enlightened' cultures/times, meerly treated like a second class citizen and a leper.


      You know, normally I wouldn't reply here, because in general I agree with you.

      However, you are being a bit harsh - it might be better to say that you're not going to go associating yourself with people who believe in something, yet so completely ignore what they say they believe in. You can't hold a deity responsible for the actions of its followers - especially when the deity has given them free will.

      Humans suck. A lot. But the existence of a lot of sucky religions just means there are a lot of people that suck, not that a deity doesn't exist. If you don't want to believe that a deity exists, fine. Don't believe it. But don't try to justify it by the actions of sucky humans. Justify it on its own merits, and nothing else. (What's that fallacy? Non sequitur? Or Division?)

      You did have one attack on the actual statement - "has contradictory powers". But God - that is, an omnipotent, omniscient being - does not have contradictory powers. That's poor logic - the concept of sets encompassing infinity fixes that problem. As proof, consider: If God were defined as an omniscient, omnipotent object, then it's provable that it exists - it would be the Universe, which, by construction, is omnipotent and omniscient. Omniscient implies knowing all that is knowable, and omnipotent implies capable of all that is capable, which is strictly true for the Universe. It's only when claiming that God is a being - that is, an object with will - that problems come into play, and that belief matters.

    115. Re:Or how about by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Moral standards have to come from some place. If God exists and is moral (as opposed to amoral rather than immoral) an old dilema presents itself. Either what God says is good is arbitrary, or God is obeying some higher standard. If God is obeying a higher standard, he isn't God, is he? The idea of an arbitrary morality doesn't sit well, either. The third alternative (splitting the horns of the dilema) suggested by many Christians is that if God is really God, it's not a big deal to say that the good is God's "character." This doesn't seem at all like a cop-out to me.

    116. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool stuff. I'm thinking of starting my own religion, and this thread is, as you say, very educational. Please go on!

    117. Re:Or how about by RESPAWN · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, right there lies one of the problems that I have with christianity. Does the Bible not also teach forgivness? Personally, I know that I myself tend to lead a "better" life than many of the so-called Christians that I know. I'm not perfect by any means, and I know there are many people out there who are "better" than me, but I always strive to do right by others.

      I can't rightly believe in any god who demands your worship in order to be rewarded in the afterlife, and yet whose son also preaches forgiveness among your fellow men in God's name. If God himself cannot forgive those people whom did not have faith and yet still lived "good" lives, and allow them into heaven, then why should such a duplicitous being be worthy of worship? That's not a god. That's merely a being with more power than us. The being may have enough power to seem like a god, but that doesn't necessarily make the being a "superior being" that is worthy of worship.

      And before anybody asks, I have not read the Bible in a very long time. Not since giving up religion for Lent over a decade ago.

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    118. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The point is that He loves us so much that in order that we could get to know Him, He gave us the free will to reject him. It's the old story of "If you love someone, set them free". This is why there is pain and suffering in the world. It is the ineviable consequence of people turning there back on God and placing themselves above Him.

      Once you accept Jesus as you personal Lord and saviour the inevitable consequence if you really mean that is that you will start trying to be more like him. In fact, what you want from life gets closer to what God wants from you. Usually that means turning up to church late one evening to clean it, or taking food to drug addicts and prostitutes. Jesus himself got down on the floor and washed the feet of his apostles. The moral is that those who put themselves above aother people, and more importantly above God, which is what you are doing by saying he is wrong, cannot really know who God is. If you really believe, you simply cannot "Half Ass" it. You may fail miserably all the time, but so long as its not willful thats OK. And even then you can repent as many times as you have to. God sets no limit on his forgiveness until the day you die.

      I recommend reading Job for this kind of question. After God lets the Devil kill Jobs animals and wife and children, Job says (and I'm going from memory here)

      "I entered the world naked and I will leave it naked. The Lord gives and the Lord takes away. Praise be the name of the Lord".

      The reason he can do this is that life is essentially a gift from God, but equally meaningless to him, because what is important to Him is that in the time you have you choose Him and spend eternity with Him in heaven.

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    119. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is quite possibly one of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life and really is very demonstrative of the human race. When the notion of intelligent alien beings comes up, this person thinks about how to convert them to a religion? This is so disgusting and foolish. Does anyone else see the stupidity of this idea? Convert alien intelligent creatures into believing our religious stories? Perhaps we can even convince them that their "God" exists in our form, just like it was intended. I cringe when I picture some dumb missionary telling them that "God" looks like us because he created us in his image and not them - "Nah, you guys are like dolphins to us... fairly smart, but not created in God's image like we great Christians are. What's that, you have antimatter weapons pointed at us now?" Do we really want to put the stupidest foot forward when we meet alien creatures? How about we not try to convert them and show how stupid we are. Perhaps we'll create World War 5, the worst religious war in the galaxy, by making them hate Americans/Christians. I'm sick of religous stupidity, and human race stupidity in general. It's this kind of shit that turns people against Christians, religious zealots, and the human race in the first place. Can we possibly cut the crap for once and just forget about religion? I for one welcome our new religion-free alien overlords.

    120. Re:Or how about by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: 1

      Befriended for that comment alone. i don't care what else you have goin' on, but for that, you go in my book of people that are okay due to their (rare) ability to stop and think for a moment.

      Well said, sir.

    121. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      This is a realy good thread. I didn't expect to see this kind of discussion on /.

      Nice post btw.

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    122. Re:Or how about by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: 1

      Befriended for that comment alone. Well said, well thought, and well timed. Thank you. :-)

    123. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well since He "created" me in His image, either the fault lies with the creator, or the template. Both of which point to Him. But, it's cool since God is dead.

    124. Re:Or how about by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Even Jesus is portrayed sometimes as being unable to perform miracles because of the skepticism of onlookers.

      I always thought it was more a matter of his lack of interest in being a trick pony. Basically, his attitude was that it's fine if you don't believe in him, ha can go transmute water with his followers.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    125. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I promise you ...

      Quit posting AC, chickenshit. If you have something to hide in this "discussion", you're just an imbecile with no convictions and there's nothing here to discuss.

      Now then, if I were interested in learning the tenets of a nasty little cult that refuses to let people know them who haven't already joined, you'd have a point. However, since I'm of the opinion that anyone who would start a "religion" and then actively attempt to keep its information concealed is completely full of shit, and that's what I'm inviting you to respond to, I don't see how knowing any of those things is relevant. When I come back and argue about the content of the cult, fine, go wild. Until then, however, you're full of shit, and so are all the scientologists.

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    126. Re:Or how about by katarac · · Score: 1
      according to the Bible, works (...) don't count
      From James, chapter 2, verses 20-26:
      20 But wilt thou know, O vain man, that faith without works is dead? 21 Was not Abraham our father justified by works, when he had offered Isaac his son upon the altar? 22 Seest thou how faith wrought with his works, and by works was faith made perfect? 23 And the scripture was fulfilled which saith, Abraham believed God, and it was imputed unto him for righteousness: and he was called the Friend of God. 24 Ye see then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. 25 Likewise also was not Rahab the harlot justified by works, when she had received the messengers, and had sent them out another way? 26 For as the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.
      It's not just faith, and not just works, but both. I understand what you mean when you say that "if you have faith, you will do your best to do God's will", but that doesn't mean you can just get baptized and hang out all day. You have to actively do God's work. And if you believe everything else in the bible (which I really don't) then you have to believe that the apostles writings (along with everything else in the bible) were inspired directly by God.
    127. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, the Crusades were about commerce not God, that's why the christian city of Byzantium was sacked.

    128. Re:Or how about by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Snap out of it. Who is this 'God' you speak of? Seriously, can you not see how ridiculous that is?

      Since you're focusing on Christianity (you *do* realize you're in a minority, eh?) let's talk about this 'faith' they spread wherever they went. Historically, the m.o. of the Jesuits was to destroy/conquer any peoples indiginous to a region the current European powers wished to exploit for raw materials. Please - show me one instance where this does not seem to be the case. They professed to be 'saving' them from their ignorant ways by 'teaching' them that they need only have 'faith'. Do you have any idea of the slaughters which took place in the Americas and the Pacific? Those who survived generally had their culture, religion, and language completely destroyed. And the only way to keep from being murdered was to go along with the 'fathers'. Do you have any idea of the scale of abuses perpetrated in the name of 'God'? Of children - the world over - being taken from their homes and forced into indoctrination camps?

      And don't get me started on the 'sinner' thing. I know bloody well that i'm not perfect (and i don't hold others to that bar, either) but i try to be righteous and fair. Try to live your life according to the teachings of Jesus, sure - but try, also, to do it on your own. You're being taken for a ride not much better than that of the scientologists.

      About the only established religion i can have any respect for today is Buddhism. The rest is all a racket. Human nature, after all.

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    129. Re:Or how about by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      God testing people could be for your benifit and not his. It could be a way of teaching the person a lesson about himself. Of course, this wouldn't work on anyone who has read your post, because they would realize there could be no such thing as a real test, and so the lesson would not work.

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    130. Re:Or how about by JonKatzIsAnIdiot · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually what you need to do is to take the quote in context - like any other quote from any other written work. If you pick and choose bits and pieces, you can make anything say nearly anything you want.
      Reading past the passage you mentioned would have cleared things up a little:
      17 In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.
      18 But someone will say, "You have faith; I have deeds." Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by what I do.
      19 You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder.
      20 You foolish man, do you want evidence that faith without deeds is useless?
      21 Was not our ancestor Abraham considered righteous for what he did when he offered his son Isaac on the altar?

      22 You see that his faith and his actions were working together, and his faith was made complete by what he did.

      23 And the scripture was fulfilled that says, "Abraham believed God, and it was credited to him as righteousness," and he was called God's friend.
      24 You see that a person is justified by what he does and not by faith alone.
      25 In the same way, was not even Rahab the prostitute considered righteous for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction?
      26 As the body without the spirit is dead, so faith without deeds is dead.

      This passage, when considered alongside the many other verses that say salvation is achieved through faith and not deeds, tells us that 'good works' 'living the good life' (read James 2 1-12, previous to the verse you posted) is intertwined with faith (see verse 22 above).

    131. Re:Or how about by rho · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The act of faith, in itself, is a work. That is why "salvation through faith", while hugely popular, is in itself heretical. It's just a bolted-on idea with little Biblical basis. The comment that James is not canon is nonsense.

      If you rewrite the grandparent post to say "salvation through irresistable grace", things start to make a lot more sense. If you accept the idea that Man is fallen (as it taught in the Bible), and is only redeemed through the grace of God (i.e. it is not by any work of ours that we are saved, as is taught in the Bible), then James starts to make sense. Faith, by itself, is only one manifestation of salvation--not salvation in and of itself--and works are an external expression of faith and salvation.

      The inevitable question is, "How do you know if you are saved by grace, then?" Well, if you have faith, and you do works, it's a fair indicator.

      Discussions like these are why I get so annoyed with religious discussions between believers and non-believers. Non-believers tend to lump all Christians under a single rubric, when Christian-on-Christian oppression is at least as significant as Non-Christian-on-Christian. We're hardly a homogenous group. (The same goes for Hinduism, Buddhism, and just about every other -ism, BTW, so the idea that "Hindus" won't have a problem with aliens is likely total nonsense.) It's intellectual laziness backed by raving bigotry when a non-believer lumps a Catholic with a Jehovah's Witness with a snake-handler. There is just as many key differences between them as there are between Perl and Java and Tcl/Tk hackers.

      In reference to the news post itself, why is the Vatican speculating on alien civilization? We have less than adequate proof of alien life. We have no proof. When you look at the Hubble deep-sky photos, it's easy to say to yourself, "Gosh, all those galaxies, surely there's a civilization in at least one!" Who knows? I do know that there is less evidence for alien life than that Jesus walked the earth; but Jesus' existence is less than universally accepted among non-believers, while alien civilization is given serious thought.

      Think about that--we have Old Testament prophecy concerning the coming of a Savior; we have New Testament witnessing to the fulfillment of those prophecies; we have new prophecies that the Savior will return with ultimate judgement. All of this is based on pretty reliable historical documents, and consistent over at least 4000 years. But we ignore this, and instead concentrate on wondering about alien civilizations and how they'll affect us? Even assuming that they do exist, what sense does it make to think they're even aware of us, or can ever reach us? So there's bug-eyed monsters in galaxy MCC-435PDQ, or whatever. Unless they have faster-than-light travel (another leap of faith that is bolder than the goofiest Christian Scientist praying for God to heal their kid's cancer), they will never get here. Generational ships and interstellar travel make fun science fiction, but the odds that ET is heading here because he's jonesing for Starbucks... well, it's just silly.

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    132. Re:Or how about by luwain · · Score: 1

      The idea of trying to convert alien life-forms to a terrestrial religion is problematic if not inherently absurd. Most religions are "planet specific" -- evolving out of events and situations specific to terrestrial historical events and terrestrial entities. Outside of Earth (Terra, Urantia, whatever...) terrestrial religions are irrelevant in as much as they center their metaphysics around the problems of incarnation on this planet. No doubt alien religions developed out of historical events on their respective worlds. "Good and Evil" is relative to the context of one's mortal existence, if indeed it is a mortal existence. Most terrestrial religions obsess around maing sense of death and postulating an afterlife. What meaning would this have to entities that do not experience death? What meaning would religion have to aliens who do not experience emotion?

      Also, the posibility is hardly ever (actually "quite often") entertained that what we experience as conscious reality may not be the reality of our existence. Perhaps this is a dream world, and in our "real" lives there's no need for religion because there are no physical limitations . Consider that if in reality, we are all all-powerful, all-knowing and infinitely wise beings -- we have no need for religion. I suspect that what we experience now as reality is really the ultimate "virtual reality" game.

      Why didn't I take the blue pill? (Well, because being omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent can be quite boring at times...).

    133. Re:Or how about by kunudo · · Score: 1

      It's sad, though (but understandable), that the first thing the church thinks of when there's talk of aliens is "how many, and how can we convert them to our irrelevant religion?". Why should the aliens give a fuck about som rambling human who presumable was strapped to some crossed sticks in the middle east 2k years back? For that matter, why should we? Oh, some guy was strapped to a stick and said in booming voice 'GOD IS MY FATHER' or what have you. Ok. Humanity has evolved mental institutions for the purpose of taking care of 'broken' people like that, and Human Rights to make sure noone straps them to sticks. grrr....

    134. Re:Or how about by swv3752 · · Score: 0

      Humans are fallible. Almost everything written in the bible came from humans. So disregard the Ten Commandments and you have something one has to realize that it has some flaws introduced by Man's fallible nature. Lastly, the New Testament supercedes the Old Testament. So there are no theological problems with Christians eating Bacon Cheeseburgers. Now there are theological problems with having a mortgage or car loan, but most of us ignore that.

      Christians need to open thier hearts and accept Jesus into thier lives. They must accept Jesus as thier Lord and Savior. Worship is not quite the right term but many do choose to use worship to show thier devotion.

      The apparent contradictions in the Bible result from Man's own incomplete understanding and fallibility.

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    135. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Tough isn't it, this question. I've been praying about this and the answer I came up with is that the torture of hell is the inevitable consequence of free will, which was God's greatest gift to us.

      I suspect that when we die and meet our maker one of two things will happen. Firstly you see God for what he is, and become instantly aware or all that you have done that was wrong. Now either you know that God loves you and has forgiven you, in which case you can exist happily in his presence, or you fear His wrath in which case you flee.

      I'm sure I'm way off, but it makes sense to me.

      As for Hitler, IF he was devine then, yes slaughtering jews would be good, but I'm not aware of much evidence that would demonstrate Hitlers divinity.

      Our modern standards of what is good and what is evil could be said to come from conscience, which could also be said to be Gods law written on our hearts, as Jesus promised. The problem is that we have a tremendous capacity for self delusion and can convince ourselves that almost anything can be justified.

      I should point out that I only really became a christian a couple of months ago so my thoughts may not be fully formed or consistent, but what I can say with certainty is that in that short time I have seen God work miracles in my life and that getting to know his goodness is a simply amazing experience. He is real, He does love us, and he know what is best for us.

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    136. Re:Or how about by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      Can you really evangelize as an AC? Now there's a moral question.

      Haven't you ever found one of those tracts in the mens room, tucked in the condom dispenser slot? You can't get more anonymous than that, unless someone can trace their I-Pee address.

      --
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    137. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      The threat many people are reacting against is the implicit "Or else...you're going to burn in hell for eternity."

      Me, I'm a Christian, and I don't buy that. I don't believe that Christ is the only avenue to God and salvation. I believe that Christ is my avenue, my way of identifying and understanding God, but I don't believe that's an exclusive relationship. I think anybody who says that they are wise enough to say that This Is The Way Everybody Should Be (and, yes, that includes the humans that wrote the Bible and the Koran and the D'ao te Ching (sp?)) should be taken with a grain (or a pillar?) of salt.

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    138. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I come back and argue about the content of the cult, fine, go wild.

      The technology of the Church states that the processes known as the OT levels must be done in order, must not be done out of sequence, and a person MUST be qualified to use them in order to get the desired results.

      Whats so hard to understand about that content? The Church enforces that policy for the reasons of that policy and not some 'invented reason' coming out of the ass of some so-called 'expert' who hasn't even got the faintest clue what the fuck he's talking about.

      If you don't know what it means to 'run out all BPC on the incident', then you really don't have any argument against why the Church protects its materials. The purpose of the protection of these materials is to ensure that, in fact, all BPC is handled on the specific incident involved, standardly, so that the stellar results of the OT materials are available, standardly, across the board, for all who care to do it...

      Degrading this with derision and invalidation isn't going to change the fact that, in fact, Scientology works ...

    139. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Funny
      You have posted a response to one of my comments as an Anonymous Coward. The only legitimate reason to post as an anonymous coward is to protect your identity when relaying potentially comprising information. Your post does not meet that requirement, so you are receiving this pre-fabricated response.

      Your post is:

      [ ] An emotionally charged, possibly irrational response.
      [x] Attempting to call bullshit on my post.
      [ ] Attempting to refute information in my post logically and intelligently.
      [ ] A troll.

      My response is:

      [ ] You have a good point. Thanks for responding.
      [x] You are misunderstanding the original post.
      [ ] You are wrong.
      [ ] Your information is wrong.
      [x] You are posting an opinion as fact, so you are wrong.
      [ ] Grow up.
      [x] You MIGHT have a point, but you're a chickenshit AC, so probably not.
      [ ] FOAD, troll.

      Other readers should:

      [ ] Use the parent link of this post to read yours.
      [ ] Ignore you.
      [x] Flame you for fun and profit.

      Moderators may optionally be instructed to:

      [ ] Mod your post up.
      [ ] Mod your post down.
      [x] Ignore your post.

      In addition, this is what I think of you personally:

      [ ] You made an interesting point and I wish I could verify your posts over time.
      [x] Your post was stupid, and you are obviously a stupid person.
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    140. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hej, that's just simple propositional logic:

      Faith => Deeds.
      -Deeds => -Faith.

      That's it. And it ain't wrong.

    141. Re:Or how about by mordejai · · Score: 0

      Asimov wrote about that about 62 years ago.
      It's a small story called "Time Pussy". Very funny :-)

    142. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      If you don't understand the difference between saying something, and believing something, you need to go back to Kindergarten.

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    143. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 0, Redundant
      You have posted a response to one of my comments as an Anonymous Coward. The only legitimate reason to post as an anonymous coward is to protect your identity when relaying potentially comprising information. Your post does not meet that requirement, so you are receiving this pre-fabricated response.

      Your post is:

      [ ] An emotionally charged, possibly irrational response.
      [x] Attempting to call bullshit on my post.
      [x] Attempting to refute information in my post logically and intelligently.
      [ ] A troll.

      My response is:

      [ ] You have a good point. Thanks for responding.
      [x] You are misunderstanding the original post.
      [ ] You are wrong.
      [ ] Your information is wrong.
      [x] You are posting an opinion as fact, so you are wrong.
      [ ] Grow up.
      [x] You MIGHT have a point, but you're a chickenshit AC, so probably not.
      [ ] FOAD, troll.

      Other readers should:

      [ ] Use the parent link of this post to read yours.
      [x] Ignore you.
      [ ] Flame you for fun and profit.

      Moderators may optionally be instructed to:

      [ ] Mod your post up.
      [ ] Mod your post down.
      [x] Ignore your post.

      In addition, this is what I think of you personally:

      [ ] You made an interesting point and I wish I could verify your posts over time.
      [ ] Your post was stupid, and you are obviously a stupid person.
      [x] I have no opinion on you.
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    144. Re:Or how about by Suidae · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Scientologists would rather that you didn't know what they believe, but want you to join anyway

      This is necessary because you must pay them for various activities in order to progress up through the ranks. If they gave you all the information for free, there would be less incentive to pay.

    145. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Don't get confused. God is not what is done in His name, because what is done in his name is done by imperfect humans with the exception of Jesus.

      That Jesus lived is accepted historical fact. That he rose from the dead was witnessed by over 500 people many of whom were tortured and killed for saying that they had seen him. Would they really do that if it was a conspiracy?

      How many people do you know who have been excecuted, buried, and then a couple of days later ate a meal with friends? Not many I'll bet.

      The evidence of his resurection would probably stand up in a court of law today, indeed many professional non-christian lawyers and criminal investigtors have set out to disprove that it happened, but failed, and many have been converted by their quest, so why do you deny that it happened?

      It really is a matter of life and death so the challenge I set to you is this. Prove with documentary evidence that is didn't happen. If you fail, then you must accept that there is a God and he loves you, if you succeed than you will be the most famous man alive. Until then you're just another man who is too afraid of what you might find, and what it might mean to your life.

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    146. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new... *BANG* *thud*

    147. Re:Or how about by pauljlucas · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The Western notion of God means the being is all-powerful, morally perfect, and the creator of the universe.
      And if somebody removes their religious blinders for just a little while and actually thinks such a statement through, they'll realize that there are some serious problems with it.
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      If you reply, do so only to what I explicitly wrote. If I didn't write it, don't assume or infer it.
    148. Re:Or how about by cowscows · · Score: 1

      It's one of those paradoxes that you can bring up to question the whole idea of God. Sort of like, if God is all powerful, can he create a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

      If I claim that human beings have free will, but at the same time, God is capable of seeing and knowing all, then he must know what choices I'm going to make. And so whatever sort of creation (of the earth, universe, whatever) that God put into motion at the beginning, he must've known that it would eventually lead to me having whatever decision to make, and what choice I would select. So did I really get to make the choice at all? Or was I set up?

      I certainly feel like I have free will. I'm confident that I could make a decision and take an action that noone could ever expect. The next time I see my mom, I could walk up to her and punch her in the eye for no reason. Did God know I was about to do that? Is it all part of some greater plan?

      So do we even really have choice? If not, then why does this plan that God has made us all players in have such a crappy script? What's the point of it all?

      I dunno. People have spent lifetimes trying to figure this out, and haven't gotten anywhere. I think I'll go play desert combat instead.

      --

      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    149. Re:Or how about by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Didn't the new testament obsolete the directives of the old testiment? So christians don't have to do the burn offerings and such anymore either.

    150. Re:Or how about by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A horse must be broken before it can become useful. A wild horse may be beautiful to watch... but it contributes nothing. It is only by going through hard times that we grow and learn and mature.

      If you consider God as a parent, you will start to understand much of his nature.


      What is better for the horse? To live in the wild, in freedom, or to pull a plow in the service of man? For man the horse is better broken, but you would have a hard time arguing that freedom is a bad thing for the horse. Now extend that to humanity's relationship with God. Your argument seems to say that we are merely devices for God's "purposes". However, since God is all-powerful he does not need us to do anything. God can recreate the world how he wishes it to be. What is our purpose then? And if we must obey God as our parent, what with free will? Do we only have choice as long as we make the choice God "wants" us to make? And if so, why isn't the right choice more obvious. Why is it not obvious to believers God does not want them to wage war, because he loves all, on every side of every dispute?

      I don't like the concept of the entirety of humanity being a bunch of children with limited responsibility. That kind of "God knows best" reasoning has been the excuse for most of the awful acts perpetrated by organised religion.

      Also, a sign of maturity is not needing your parents to solve your problems for you. It is a badge of pride for parents when their children become independent. If we are God's children, he should want us to grow up and not need him anymore. By that reasoning, a person doesn't grow up until they stop praying to God for help.

      Frankly, the model of God as a parent raises more questions for me than it explains. So, no, it doesn't help me understand the nature of God.

    151. Re:Or how about by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Actually, I can't see how ridiculous it is. Tirades like this certainly don't help me along the way, either. Your argument is what.. that some people who were nominally Christians did bad things, therefore Christianity is untrue? You might have a sliver of a point there if many Christians believed that calling yourself a Christian made you morally above reproach, but they don't, so you don't. I can't follow your complaint about the "sinner" thing. And while your opinion about Buddhism is duly noted, I kind of don't care.

    152. Re:Or how about by Nakito · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, were you here then? I mean, your user ID is 600,000+. I was just wondering if it's a new account, and you used to post as someone else.

      There is no reliable correlation between a poster's UID and whether a person was "here then." On one hand, some people (such as me) were reading Slashdot for years without having a UID, and on the other hand, many accounts with low UIDs seem to have been dormant for years. No reliable correlation.

    153. Re:Or how about by Noxx · · Score: 1

      You forgot...

      [ ] Cowboyneal replaced your logic subroutines with a very small shell script

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      Study everything, you'll find something you can use - Jason Bourne
    154. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To answer your question, I believe that God has limited his powers here in this world. And that He only can "see" (experience) this world through our eyes. We are the witnesses of a (physycal) world without God.

      keep thinking with a brave and open heart (mind) and you may hear His voice inside yourself. Silence is sometimes needed to hear Him.

      Hope it helps...

      ac

    155. Re:Or how about by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that one can only advance the theory that God tests people if at the same time one advances the concept of God having limited power. A God with infinite power does not need to test anyone.

      This is one of the reasons I find the Minbari concept, that we are the universe trying to understand itself, so compelling.

      (Yes, I understand that's fiction. It's at least self-consistent, interesting fiction.)

    156. Re:Or how about by cow+ninja · · Score: 1

      "What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?" (James 2:14)

      You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      Let me guess: you also have to 'interpret it properly'.


      You do need to read the entire text. True faith transforms our conduct as well as our thoughts. If someone is a born again Christian then there actions will change. This is called sanctification. James 2:17 follows up this point (this is the same paragraph):
      In the same way, faith by itself, if it is not accompanied by action, is dead.

    157. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1
      Almost everything written in the bible came from humans. So disregard the Ten Commandments and you have something one has to realize that it has some flaws introduced by Man's fallible nature.

      You utter this like it is a fact when it is most certainly not. Many, if not most, Christians believe that the bible is the literal Word of God and is infallible. I was certainly taught this in Church. When the bible says "God said" this or "Jesus said" that Christians believe that God or Jesus actually uttered those words, and most of the Old Testament laws come directly from the mouth of God.

      Lastly, the New Testament supercedes the Old Testament. So there are no theological problems with Christians eating Bacon Cheeseburgers.

      I agree that Christ nullified the kosher laws and a few others, but Christ did not supercede the vast majority of the Old Testament laws. I would assume that anything not specifically retracted by Jesus is still in effect. Of course, this also raises the question, why did God create the laws to begin with if they weren't important? Remember, violating any of God's laws is a sin, and the wages of sin is death. How can something be worthy of eternal damnation in one century but not in another?

      Now there are theological problems with having a mortgage or car loan, but most of us ignore that.

      How very convenient. How do you decide which of God's laws to follow and which you do not? Are God's laws absolute or not?

      Worship is not quite the right term but many do choose to use worship to show thier devotion.

      Worship IS the correct term and is used multiple times in the bible.

      The apparent contradictions in the Bible result from Man's own incomplete understanding and fallibility.

      So when the bible "apparently" contradicts itself, how do you decide which side is correct? For some cases it doesn't matter anyway, but for others, such as the salvation by faith or works issue, the price for being wrong is nothing less than your eternal soul. Have a nice day!

      --
      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    158. Re:Or how about by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      Especially when there are several such, all claiming to be the only one.


      Actually, none of them is claiming to be the only one, it is their followers doing so. Same goes for the racket about the head believers.

      And if you really think about it, the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim God is all one and the same. The difference is in accepting the timeline of who came along and gave updated instructions.

      The Jews don't accept that Jesus who he said he was. The Christians don't believe Mohammed was who he said he was. A bunch of people don't accept any of them.

      So the difference is in a bunch of groups saying they have the latest instructions from the same guy and that all previous instructions are null and void. Effectively a spiritual 'do over'.

      Fundamentally though, it's all the same God. (Once you go outside of those three then you're into a different ball-game as I understand.)

      Generally I agree though -- really trying to be a better person is better than believing that I can be an a**hole and God will let it slide as long as I have enough faith that he will.
      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
    159. Re:Or how about by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1


      What do I have to be saved from? Why do I need a god?

    160. Re:Or how about by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      Or in my case was attacked by a pack of french grammer nazi's and is just not getting his this low number account back into service.

      --
      I read at +2. If your post doesn't reach that level I will not see or respond to it.
    161. Re:Or how about by mschiller · · Score: 1

      Ok.. I think you've been reading too much Paul. Why don't you take a look at the Gospels and James a little bit more and keep an open mind.

      Sometimes certain denominations [uh conservative Lutheranism comes to mind...] focus on one topic without looking at the bigger picture. While faith is of supreme importance [you can't BUY your way into heaven, see the rich man and heaven parable], you fail to mention that if you have Faith, you also have works, since they interelate. As James says: Faith without works is DEAD. [James 2:14-18]. A person of faith, does more then believe in God, s/he lets God work through him. You could say that the works are not his they are God's... But in anycase to an outsider you are doing good works. No those works don't go down as points towards heaven, but they do help to reinforce your faith which does! Without them, in my opinion, your faith begins to wither and die.

      In my humble opinion, this distinction is of supreme importance... You can't mention Justification by Faith alone, without recognizing that Faith involves doing good works.

      Yeah Yeah, I'm not a very good Lutheran, Episcopal or Catholic.... [Various denominations I've attended in my spiritual life, currently attending a Catholic parish]. But the above is my number one concern with some Lutheran congregations, they get so tied around the Justification by Faith doctrine, that they don't do anything but talk about that. Shoot my youth group leader growing up got thrown out of my Lutheran Parish for spending a few weeks on the James quote above. So needless to say this is a touchy subject for me. In my eyes, and of course I shouldn't be judging anyway since that's God's job, the congregations faith withered and died well before they were capable of doing that... -- Matthew

    162. Re:Or how about by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      The only problem is that divinity is relative and it's defined by man. Jesus is said to have been divine, but there's no real evidence, except for hearsay many decades after the fact, of his miracles. He is defined as divine.

      Personally, as the agnostic deist that I am, I believe that Jesus was just a moral man who was a good leader. Divine? No more than anyone else I know.

      I'm sure that some people could make an argument for Hitler's divinity; there's enough myth and speculation out there to piece together some kind of story.

      When it comes to good and evil, they should be defined through logical arguments, not "God says so." I'm not sure I could agree with the Old testament God on most of this stuff. He seemed pretty willing to kill people on whim just to show his power or give power to one of his chosen to let them kill people. More or less there were a heck of a lot of exceptions to that pesky "Thou shalt not kill" rule. Maybe it should be considered more of a guideline.

      --
      Be glad life is unfair, otherwise we'd deserve all this.
    163. Re:Or how about by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      Here's how I think about it (not necessarily correct or agreeing with church doctrine, but good for me): God is all knowing & all seeing, etc., etc. However, we are not. So, tests, tragedy, joy, etc. are more for our benefit than God.

      All of life's experiences help to shape who we are (soul & body). And without those experiences we would not grow and would be the same as we were when we were born. (Here comes doctrine!!!) Before original sin this would be a good thing, because we were okay & didn't need to change. However, after that we need something to help our souls overcome our "fallen" nature. Life's experiences, good & bad, help this to happen.

      People just call it a "test" for the bad things. The good things would also be tests though under this philosophy.

      Just my $0.02.

    164. Re:Or how about by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Gee, it's almost as if the whole concept doesn't make any sense.

      I'm not going to deny anyone the right to believe whatever the hell they want, but if they're going to take something on faith, then they need to accept the fact that they're taking it ON FAITH. God is illogical. God is unscientific. If you want to be logical and/or scientific, then you have to throw God out the window. People need to pick one or the other, and not try to come up with religious "science" to try and justify their beliefs.

      The funny thing is, these people don't even realize that their "theories" are laughable from a scientific perspective. Either they've never heard the counter argument, or they didn't listen, or they really don't understand what science is about.

      --
      [javac] 100 errors
    165. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing is, in life, WE are the ones doing wrong. We do all the rape, murder, lying etc. and God is right to punish us for our wrongs.

      Accepting mercy without pride doesn't seem to be an unreasonable expectation of us, and yet...

    166. Re:Or how about by Jesrad · · Score: 3, Funny

      You, on the other hand, merely pointed out that the scientologists are, in yours, and mine, and pretty much all sane people's opinions, a bunch of babbling loons.

      Hey, I resent this ! We, discordians, are the real bunch of babbling loons, not those scientoschmientologists.

      --
      Maybe we deserve this world ?
    167. Re:Or how about by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Sorry, but everything in the universe points to the fact that we do not have free will. Of course, that only includes what we know about the universe at this time, but what else do we have to go on? We have to make our assumptions based on the information that we have.

      --
      [javac] 100 errors
    168. Re:Or how about by rk · · Score: 1
      I do know that there is less evidence for alien life than that Jesus walked the earth; but Jesus' existence is less than universally accepted among non-believers, while alien civilization is given serious thought.

      Hmmm. I think most non-believers are willing to stipulate that Jesus walked the earth. What they're unwilling to accept is Jesus was the son of God, or the divine made manifest, or that failure to believe that Jesus alone is the path of salvation from an eternal life of torment and agony. For that, I'd say the amount of evidence is approximately equivalent to evidence of the existence of alien civilizations. A few people speculating, and a few eyewitness testimonies, which any investigator will tell you are always suspect.

      Really, a lot of the alien mania of the last fourty years or so is just a new form of religion that isn't much more than a pastiche of western and eastern religions run through a "s/God/aliens/g" filter. I have a hard time believing either.

    169. Re:Or how about by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      Well, the choice you're talking about is essentially the idea of free will. So I think you're first question boils down to: Why did God give us free will if he just wants us to be happy?

      There are a million answers & counterarguments for this, but here's my take. God created man for a specific purpose: to love him & to receive his love. Not worship, but love (a whole other topic). Well, true love doesn't come from being forced into it, it comes from choosing it. And if you are free to choose to love God, then you are also free to choose not to. To me, it's an essential point: If you are not given the free will to love God, then that love is really worthless.

      Along these same lines, this means that God doesn't necessarily want us to be "happy" all the time. He wants us to love Him & to receive His love as well. Because of free will, this choice may take some time to develop (or never will) within each person. That's why each person must go on their own journey through life, experiencing good & bad things until they finally come to their own conclusions.

      Receiving Gods love also takes free will, a similar argument applies.

      So, I realize there are a bunch of grey areas (dying children, etc.) that come up here, but that's just my take on things. The best author I've ever read on this subject is C.S. Lewis. "Mere Christianity" & "The (something) of Joy " address this topic, but his other books are great as well. He is by far one of the most intelligent writers I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Much better at addressing this topic than any of use could ever be. He's an atheist turned Christian.

    170. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      ..and "non-believers"?

      Anyone who wants it. It won't be forced on those who don't.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    171. Re:Or how about by Agile+Monkey · · Score: 1
      Minor nitpick: ...the only thing that is unforgivable is monotheism or atheism for that matter

      I think you meant polytheism right? Islam saying that monotheism (belief in exactly one god) is unforgivable would be a little problematic :)

      --
      It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
    172. Re:Or how about by mehaiku · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "It's in black and white in the Bible."

      Interesting. Jehovah also says you will have slaves from the nations surrounding you, you can purchase kids from the nations around you & make them slaves as well, and that your newly purchased slaves will then become your property which can be left as an inheritance to your descendants. (Leviticus 25:44-45)You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      "The Bible reflects over and over that the default behavior of man is evil, not good."

      Funny, I find it very evil that some god would tell us 'thou shalt have slaves.' So which is it, did god command slavery or did man write those words? Who benefits from slavery, man or god?

      Further, as a Christian, do you own slaves as Jehovah has commanded? I mean, if you are going to base your life on the moral teachings of the Bible, surely you would wish to follow them all.

    173. Re:Or how about by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      Your arguement is decent although there is one flaw. You assume that you would be able to understand God's reason for our lives. Most Christians I know fully accept that they do not know God's plan.

      Just as a silly example say you happen to be one of my goldfish(an unusually smart one). You say to yourself, "Well here I am in this tank. I will eat, sleep and poop for a number of years and then die. What am I doing here? Why does he keep me here? He knows pretty much exactly what I will do for the rest of my life.". The answer of course, in this case, is that I enjoy watching them, even though I know all they are going to do is swim around. I am not suggesting that God simply wants to watch us "swim around". However, we should not expect to be able to understand God's motivations with our extremely limited knowledge. There are billions of people in the world, of which I know about 1000 at most. There are millions of books in the world, of which I have read about 300-400. Compare that with what an omniscent being knows...

      If God is all powerful and all good then why do we have wars where people suffer? Why do we have cancer, colds? Why is there any suffering? There are numerous examples of questions we could ask with no answer. Christians would simply say we cannot know God's reasons. And maybe they are right.

    174. Re:Or how about by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      How about what God did in the Old Testament directly? There's none of this "in his name" crap to get in the way. He personally killed the firstborns in Egypt, for example. Not a nice guy and not a guy that I'd call "good."

      And don't even start with all of this "evidence" crap. If what you call evidence was brought into a court of law today, it would all be thrown out as hearsay and/or tampered with. The only records that we have are nearly 2000 years old written by people who most likely didn't witness it first hand, translated many times from the original and embellished along the way to make sure those who are in charge of the religion get things their way. This is not a matter of facts. This is a matter of faith. BTW, if you're going to have a religious discussion, threatening a person with implied damnation (as implied in your last paragraph) is a very poor way to do things.

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      Be glad life is unfair, otherwise we'd deserve all this.
    175. Re:Or how about by cayce · · Score: 1

      Translation ;)

      "What good is it, my brothers, if someone says he has faith but does not have works? Can that faith save him?" (James 2:14)

      "For just as a body without a spirit is dead, so also faith without works is dead." (James 2:26)

      [Note on the Verses] The theme of these verses is the relationship of faith and works (deeds). It has been argued that the teaching here contradicts that of Paul (see especially Romans 4:5-6). The problem can only be understood if the different viewpoints of the two authors are seen. Paul argues against those who claim to participate in God's salvation because of their good deeds as well as because they have committed themselves to trust in God through Jesus Christ (Paul's concept of faith). Paul certainly understands, however, the implications of true faith for a life of love and generosity (see Gal 5:6, 13-15). The author of James is well aware that proper conduct can only come about with an authentic commitmentto God in faith (James 2:18, 26). Many think he was seeking to correct a misunderstanding of Paul's view.

    176. Re:Or how about by FVK · · Score: 1

      Right, if I had complete faith in Jesus, I wouldn't be ABLE to rape and kill. I'm sure this is a "good point" to some of you out there, but let's observe history for a moment.

      Faith AND Works of 'holy' men have sponsored killing and raping in the name of Christ on a massive scale. Without getting too verbose, I'm sure we are all aware of the Crusades, the Inquisition, etc. In 1099 when the Crusaders retook Jerusalem, it is documented that..." .. in the temple and the porch of Solomon, men rode in blood up to their knees and bridle reins". Forty thousand Muslims and Jews slaughtered in 2 days. So let's get fucking real, to truly BE a "Christian" would not one have to be divine themselves? Wouldn't they be UNABLE to perform these acts? Would that perfect entity still be a human?

      About the closest to a pure Christian man I can think of in our era is Martin Luther King Jr. If you study the man's life you understand two things: He was almost inhuman in his ability to withstand a life of persecution (numerous arrests, beatings, bomb attacks, threats, etc.) and still preach love for his enemies. And that he was just a man, a 'sinner' like everyone else. He cheated on his wife, he was depressed, frustrated. He knew he would die for his beliefs, and he was scared, but he didn't shy away. MLK transcended Christianity, he was bigger than it because he was a worker for betterment in a world of 'Christian" hypocrites. The point is, we're all human, no more or less. There is no such thing as perfect faith, only our Works matter, any other interpretation is laughable.

      P.S. Especially laughable is the idea of repentance (progman3k)

    177. Re:Or how about by NaveNosnave · · Score: 1

      I, for one, wel...oh, the hell with it.

      Evan Evanson

    178. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't really feel I need to be saved from anything. For me, my faith gives me a structure to hang my moral code on. I take some tenets from Christianity, some from other faiths, and yet others I made up myself. When I go to church to worship, I do so because it makes me feel good. I like getting together with people I share something with (a loose allegiance to a set of beliefs) and singing with them. It feeds my soul.

      Why do you need a god? Maybe you don't. I'm not going to tell you that mine is the only path. But mine is a path, and it suits me. I'm always looking at other paths, and maybe if one of those suits me better, I'll follow that.

      So many atheists and agnostics I talk to are reacting to bad religious experiences they had as children, and they vow never to have anything to do with that mess again. I can validate that; I rebelled hard against the Baptist elementary school I went to (even though I was raised in the Methodist tradition). However, I still feel like talking to God (whatever or whoever God might be) makes me a better person.

      I'm not a Christian because I'm soft-headed. I'm a Christian because, in my cost-benefit analysis, I come out ahead.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    179. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oh, yes, lovely story Job, where God lets the Devil torture one of his most faithful on a bet.

    180. Re:Or how about by Agile+Monkey · · Score: 1
      ... encompassing infinity fixes that problem. As proof, consider: If God were defined as an omniscient, omnipotent object, then it's provable that it exists - it would be the Universe, which, by construction, is omnipotent and omniscient. Omniscient implies knowing all that is knowable, and omnipotent implies capable of all that is capable, which is strictly true for the Universe. ...
      I disagree with you on a few points. Defining god as the universe sounds kind of neat, but it doesn't really work on a few levels. First, there are many in the scientific community who believe the the universe is very large, but still finite.

      The universe is omnipotent/omnipresent? Ok I'll concede that, since the universe is basically everywhere.

      Omniscient? Now that's a stretch. If you took a mathematical definition of universe, and say that it is the superset of everything, then yes it would contain things like 'knowledge'. However, there is more to omniscience than calling something a set of all knowledge. When we use that word, we typically thing of a living being (most cases god), not just naming a set and saying that set knows everything. The set doesn't 'know' anything at all, we just said we defined it as such.

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    181. Re:Or how about by Agile+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Excellent points. This is exactly how an atheist thinks about people who try to "save" them. Mod parent up.

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    182. Re:Or how about by paganizer · · Score: 1

      s'truth.

      many of the hispanic christians, and non-hispanic christians in areas that have had long exposure to same, are not actually christians, but angel worshippers; quite a few of these don't distinguish between "traditional" angels and the "new" angels.
      call up a professor of comparative religion at your local university, it fascinating.

      --
      Why, yes, I AM a Pagan Libertarian.
    183. Re:Or how about by PantsWearer · · Score: 1

      What gives God this right? Just because he's bigger and more powerful than we are? It's not like he doesn't have blood on his hands if you look in the old testament.

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      Be glad life is unfair, otherwise we'd deserve all this.
    184. Re:Or how about by Noren · · Score: 1
      There was a short story in a Poul Anderson collection (The Gods Laughed) in which humans had met a large civilation of many alien types, all of whom had psychic-like abilities and could literally speak to the souls of their dead. The humans were tremendously frustrated because the aliens adamantly refused to discuss how they did this. They were friendly otherwise and were actually somewhat behind humans in physical sciences, mostly because they didn't work on them much.

      The humans finally managed to trap some aliens and force them to talk. The aliens claimed they were withholding the information for humans' own good, but refused to elaborate. Finally after much pressure, they told them they were doing these things using their souls. The reason they wouldn't and couldn't teach any of this to humans was finally revealed: humans lack a soul.

    185. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      The goal of the war on Iraq is not to kill innocent people. The goal is simply to generate "justification" for bigger government: more revenue, more power over the people, more "responsibilities", and naturally, more profit for the powerful elite. Are you aware that the US federal government today dwarfs the US federal government of only 100 years ago? How exactly did they achieve this incredible growth? War, plain and simple. As the saying goes, war is the health of the state.

      you must understand there will be innocent people killed on both sides

      I hold that it is immoral to kill an innocent for any possible reason, even if it *could* be proved that killing one innocent would save another.

      I'll ignore the rest of your personal attacks and random conformist propaganda. BTW, where are those weapons of mass destruction?

    186. Re:Or how about by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      OK, so it's *possible* that aliens faked everybody out a couple thousand years ago, but it's hardly likely. More likely than God doing it, but less likely than word-of-mouth stories getting exaggerated over time, IMO.

      It's real simple...if any real god came down here today...do you really think the majority of the human population would believe anything he/she/it said?
      Uh, yeah - the things that it said that are relevant to the universe. If some dude came flying down on a bolt of lightning and said, "I created the universe by pulling it out of a turtle's ass! Here is the grand unifying theory of the universe! [insert theory here]" then (assuming the theory is testable and works) we would "believe" the theory - although we would probably ignore the turtle's ass thing unless some more explanation was provided.

      This is assuming rational humans, of course.

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    187. Re:Or how about by forgotmypassword · · Score: 1

      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done. It's an incredibly simple requirement: profess your faith in Jesus as your savior, accept the gift of redemption offered by his death (and proven valid by his resurrection). That's it. Nothing else to it. It's in black and white in the Bible. You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      So if I am raised by wolves (and thus don't know who Jesus is) but I otherwise live a good life and am a good person, then I automatically go to hell?

    188. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      Ah, the typical comparisons to past wars, and the typical blather about how freedom isn't free. Let me guess: you're going to argue that all wars are justified, no matter what the reason, or how many innocents are killed?

      Here's a curveball for you: Do you consider the US government evil for murdering upwards of 75,000 at Hiroshima, the vast majority of whom were non-aggressors and just wanted to live their lives in peace?

      If you answered "no" to the above (which I'm assuming you did), would you answer differently if the tables were turned and YOUR city was the one that was destroyed?

    189. Re:Or how about by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      >Especially laughable is the idea of repentance

      So you are saying that no one can repent?

      Did you ever make a mistake and later feel sorry for it?

      According to your statement, the ONLY way for you to atone is by first being punished, and later being marked as a sinner who CANNOT be trusted to NOT commit the act again. Repent being out of the question, we can never trust you again.

      That's a good philosophy... Not.

      Anyhow, whether you agree with me or not doesn't matter; we all have hells, and you'll have to live in yours, and I'll live in mine. Have fun.

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    190. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Does it still sound so selfless when it is required by the relegion?

      What's being required? Christ gave his life for us when we had nothing to offer Him. He demanded nothing. He gave all.

      I still can't see what your issue is with people voluntarily professing their love to God. If people are being coerced into the motions of worship, well, that's wrong and should be stopped.

      Wow, way to dance around the question. Are we required to follow the laws of the Old Testament or not?

      Uhhh, I guess I have to find a way to make it even simpler, then.

      IF we had managed to obey the Law perfectly, we wouldn't need Jesus. But since Christ has paid the penalty for this imperfection for us, the only requirement is to accept the forgiveness that has already been purchased for us.

      So the Law is there only to show us that we need Jesus. I suppose it's either/or, then. Either obey the Law perfectly, or trust Jesus. That's the requirement.

      Also, no Christians I have heard of profess that Christ's forgiveness extends beyond death.

      That's probably true, and maybe amounts to another requirement. But Christians do disagree about what happens to those who have never had the forgiveness provided by Christ properly offered to them before they die. Some Christians think there is an invitation made to them after they die. I don't know, but trust God to be merciful about it.

      (with no proof BTW)

      Now THAT is quite the parenthetical. Centuries of apologetics, theology and philosophy, brushed aside in just four words (six if you expand the acronym).

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    191. Re:Or how about by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      discover intelligent life immeasurably inferior to ourselves

      You mean like at a NASCAR race?

    192. Re:Or how about by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Good Works are a NECESSARY but NOT a SUFFICIENT condition for the True Saving Faith that will get you into Heaven.

      So you're arguing "faith and works". Too bad not everyone in the Bible agrees with you (namely, Jesus and Paul).

      On the other hand, if you have never killed another human being but once told a silly lie about being busy a night you weren't in order to avoid being with someone, then if you do not have saving faith this evil act of dishonesty is still enough to push you away from God because ALL evil is ABHORRANT to him.

      It's telling that you have to tell me how God feels. Shouldn't God be able to inform me of this on his own? Why do you get to be the mouthpiece? Is it because God lives in your imagination and not in reality? If not that, then what?

      This is why no matter how good you thing you are, you are still a terrible person in God's eyes due to your imperfections.

      This is the main reason why I reject Christianity as stupid and bad. It preaches constantly how humans are vile, evil, disgusting, repugnant creatures. While that may bring money into the churches' coffers, all aspects of that negative axiom are harmful to humans.

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    193. Re:Or how about by rho · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. I think most non-believers are willing to stipulate that Jesus walked the earth. What they're unwilling to accept is Jesus was the son of God, or the divine made manifest, or that failure to believe that Jesus alone is the path of salvation from an eternal life of torment and agony.

      That used to be the case. Until recently (as it seems to me), people were saying things like "Jesus was a good, moral man with good philosophies of life, but he wasn't the son of God." Now, after enough people asked the question "If Jesus was so moral, why was he claiming to be the son of God?", they've fallen back and punted with "Well, there isn't really any evidence that Jesus existed."

      This is purely subjective, of course. It just seems this way to me.

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    194. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very well spoken.

    195. Re:Or how about by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      There is only one instance that God wrote anything in the bible. Everything else, it was either the observation, opinion, or God dictating to someone. If you have ever taken dictation or given dictation and latter reviewed it, you will realize that we do not get everythiing correct. Ever queried eyewitnesses? Each peerson colors their recollection of events. The Bible is not perfect because Man wrote it.

      The New Testament is collection of works that are officially sanctioned by the Church. (By Church, I mean what has morphed into the Roman Catholic Church.) There have been a number of books that have been dropped from the New Testament for Church political reasons. There are also a number of Heresies that could have been included.

      Usury was proscribed by Jesus. Yet there are a number of theories on what he really meant when he attacked he Pharisees.

      Me, Personally, I feel there are only 11 rules one needs to follow. Everything else falls into place from there.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    196. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to simply state that "faith" is all that's required is one of the most ignorant statements about christianity.

      obviously, then, simply declaring faith means you are free to do as you wish and not be accountable for your actions.

      this concept of pronouncing the "saviour" upon yourself and being saved once saved forever comes, really, from convenience rather than the study of the bible, or honest desire to conform to its teachings.

      there are plenty, plenty of scriptures (in fact all of it) that point concrete evidence that faith without works is blind.

      while faith is essential, so are the works. one cannot go without the other, and this is where you are correct that works alone cannot accomplish much. yet similarly, faith without them is dead.

      do you mean to tell me all those "christians" who actively killed thousands of people in their crusades are declared righteous by their faith? their works certainly prove them wicked.

      what good is your faith if it does not move you to action? I love my neighbour! yet she is an elderly lady in her 80's who needs her grass cut, but i cannot be bothered to help... i love her, though.
      you can clearly see the valuelessness of my "care" for the neighbour, likewise applied to faith.

      the reason Jehovah's Witnesses are actively going aroudn your neighbourhood is because they believe that FAITH + WORKS are required. that's in agreement with Matthew 28:19,20 and other such statements.

    197. Re:Or how about by Requiem · · Score: 1

      So the people like me, who've been reading it pretty much daily since they registered (and I was reading for a few months beforehand, too), are statistical outliers? Damn.

    198. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I added it to my template under "My response is...". Is that what you were thinking of?

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    199. Re:Or how about by barawn · · Score: 1

      I disagree with you on a few points. Defining god as the universe sounds kind of neat, but it doesn't really work on a few levels. First, there are many in the scientific community who believe the the universe is very large, but still finite.

      The universe is (almost definitely) finite in volume. Either way doesn't change what I said, because the concept of "space" outside of "space" doesn't make sense.

      Omniscient? Now that's a stretch.

      No it's not - it's a tautology, actually - true by construction. The Universe contains the totality of time (the Universe is all spacetime that exists), and therefore, everything that happened happened within the Universe. Therefore, the Universe contains the sum totality of occurences, and therefore, all knowledge.

      (Don't pull the possibility of 'multiple Universes' into the argument at this point. It's semantics - you just need to sed s/Universe/Whatever you want to call it/ for the collection of what you now call 'universes'. Maybe 'existence' would be a good term to use?)

      From a more scientific point, omniscient, for an object, would be "containing all information possible", which is equivalent to the sum total of entropy. The Universe contains all entropy, since it encompasses all space (and time), so therefore it is omniscient.

      However, there is more to omniscience than calling something a set of all knowledge.

      No, there isn't, and not even in the colloquial sense of the word. A computer with all knowledge would be considered omniscient, would it not?

      The set doesn't 'know' anything at all, we just said we defined it as such.

      You're anthropomorphizing, which is a separate argument. I said if you define God as an omniscient, omnipotent object, the Universe is God, by construction.

      That's not the typical definition of God, which is an omnipotent, omniscient being. The question is not whether or not something can be omnipotent and omniscient (because, as just stated, the Universe is omnipotent and omniscient), but whether or not there exists a being with said characteristics.

      Since will is something that is unprovable outside of the object with will, that question is ultimately one of belief.

    200. Re:Or how about by schemanista · · Score: 1

      That Jesus lived is accepted historical fact. That he rose from the dead was witnessed by over 500 people many of whom were tortured and killed for saying that they had seen him.

      None of this "evidence" would meet minimum evidentiary standards today. The Gospels seem to consist of third hand accounts compiled many years after the alleged "historical facts" took place. Their authorship cannot be definitively asserted. Whatever their religious importance, they are not historical documents.

      Sorry, but we do not have any extant "documentary evidence" that the events described in the Gospels actually occurred. Neither of the contemporary historians who mentioned Jesus confirmed the details contained in the Gospels, and there are inconsistencies within the Gospels themselves. /P>

      Would they really do that if it was a conspiracy?

      If I say "yes", I'm not engaging in any more outrageous supposition than what you're putting forward.

      Prove with documentary evidence that is didn't happen.

      Right after you "prove with documentary evidence" that it did. You haven't and you can't since you'll open the Gospels themselves up to a level of scrutiny which they cannot withstand.

      Believe what you need to believe, by all means, but you might not want to rely on the authenticity of the 4 canonical Gospels as historical documents. It doesn't lend your argument the weight that you need.

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      I saw that shot more than a few times back when Starbuck was a man. ~ lucabrasi999
    201. Re:Or how about by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      But the Bible is the Word of God! How can it possibly be misunderstood? Shoudl not the message of God Himself be above the inability of human translators to update to new languages? Should not the true meaning shine through no matter how incompitent the men rewriting it?

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    202. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1
      I still can't see what your issue is with people voluntarily professing their love to God.

      Oh, I have absolutely no issue with people worshipping God. My point was simply that worshipping God is a central part of Christianity. Can you be a Christian if you don't worship God? I don't think so, although I don't feel like digging up any verses to support this at the moment. Please note, there is nothing wrong with this. I was merely responding to the OP who said that "ass-kissing is not required," I responded that worship IS required if you want to be considered a Christian. Of course, ass-kissing and worship can be different things, I was mostly playing devil's advocate.

      I suppose it's either/or, then. Either obey the Law perfectly, or trust Jesus. That's the requirement.

      So non-Christians have to obey the Christian laws, while Chrisitnas do not? Seems just and fair. Does this mean that it's okay for Christians to sin? Can you be a Christian homosexual as long as you ask forgiveness every week? BTW, what about sacraficing clean animals to gain forgiveness for sins, why doesn't that work anymore?

      I don't know, but trust God to be merciful about it.

      Once again, please re-read the Old Testament before commenting on God's mercy.

      Now THAT is quite the parenthetical. Centuries of apologetics, theology and philosophy, brushed aside in just four words (six if you expand the acronym).

      Apparently you are confused by the definition of faith. Try definition 2: "Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence."

      Peace be with you,

      And also with you. Go in peace, serve the Lord. ;)

      --
      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    203. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1
      There is only one instance that God wrote anything in the bible. Everything else, it was either the observation, opinion, or God dictating to someone. If you have ever taken dictation or given dictation and latter reviewed it, you will realize that we do not get everythiing correct. Ever queried eyewitnesses? Each peerson colors their recollection of events. The Bible is not perfect because Man wrote it.

      While I may agree with you this is NOT the official stance of the Christian church, nor is it what is taught in said churches and believed by the majority of Christians.

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      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    204. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      h, the typical comparisons to past wars,

      How silly! To learn from the past. What a horrible concept.

      and the typical blather about how freedom isn't free.

      It isn't

      Let me guess: you're going to argue that all wars are justified, no matter what the reason, or how many innocents are killed?

      Yup. At least the ones America has been invoved in

      Here's a curveball for you: Do you consider the US government evil for murdering upwards of 75,000 at Hiroshima, the vast majority of whom were non-aggressors and just wanted to live their lives in peace?

      No. I consider them heros for having the balls to make the decision that save thousands if not millions of lives at the cost of 75,000. If the US didn't have the A-Bomb do you think the Japanese would have ever surrendered? I doubt it, even their civilians would have fought to the death. The problem with liberals is that you don't understand the real world and you can't make tough choices. I guess that is why most liberals are women and gay men.

      If you answered "no" to the above (which I'm assuming you did), would you answer differently if the tables were turned and YOUR city was the one that was destroyed?

      No, if everyone in my state were killed but it saved the lives of everyone else in America than I wouldn't answer differently. If I could die to save lives of my countrymen, and to save what I believe in I would. I guess that is the difference between you and I.

    205. Re:Or how about by Surt · · Score: 1

      It is a real religion. They have a set of beliefs, and people who believe them.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    206. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a TNG episode where a civilization came to worship "The Picard"...

    207. Re:Or how about by Surt · · Score: 1

      If only a reasonable fraction of modern christian's could come to the conclusion that it was fine if you don't believe in him.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    208. Re:Or how about by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yea, and the righteous shall be called whacked out of their gord, and the wicked and the secular glorified before the final days (Revelations 12:38)

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    209. Re:Or how about by John+Newman · · Score: 1
      No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.
      Bollocks. According to your sect, certainly, but that's not the only or the most accepted way to interpret the NT. How you live your life, even how you express your faith, clearly counted to Jesus. That's why it was harder for a rich man to enter heaven than for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. And why he constantly railed on the public showmanship of the Pharisees. And why he noted the great significance of the old beggar's gift of two pennies. And why he held up the despisd Samaritan as a model to be emulated. And on, and on, and on.

      Personally, I think your point of view is dangerous, for two reasons. First, it gives you license to see all non-believers as heathens or even sub-humans. "They ain't going to heaven no mstter what, anyway, so I must be a better person than them." Second, it gives you license to behave however you want, so long as you "accept Jesus as your personal savior". I think our current President and many of his hard-right supporters have a bit of that "saved" complex going on. I'm not saying that you're personally a hypocritical, extremist zealot, but your belief system leaves the door wide open for them.

      I realize you have the Calvinist loophole to fall back on. This is, if a person behaves badly, then he didn't really accept Jesus, and wasn't saved to begin with. Only those who behave good were saved to begin with. Besides being a logical fallacy, it implies that, since you can't trust a person to himself know whether he's been saved, you can see into God's mind to know for certain who's been saved. Most folks would consider that a bit presumptous for a human.
    210. Re:Or how about by Surt · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, I think that most people can easily see that a good moral man can also be schizophrenic with ideations. I have actually met good moral people who thought they were the son of god (or even were god).

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    211. Re:Or how about by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Well, yea. But you've got to understand...

      ...nobody takes the scientologists seriously.

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    212. Re:Or how about by Surt · · Score: 1

      The general argument would be that a complete faith in jesus would make the action you are suggesting impossible.

      On the other hand, if you came to jesus after such an act, then yes you could have true repentence and reach heaven.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    213. Re:Or how about by Tripster · · Score: 1

      Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are, but I don't know anyone that has managed to keep them.

      Right, funny how those that preach the Bible also pick and choose which rules to follow eh? ... examples follow thanks to Penn & Teller :)

      "Exodus 21:7 - And if a man sell his daughter to be a maid-servant, she shall not go out as the men-servants do."

      So it's ok to sell your daughter into slavery apparently.

      "Exodus 35:2 - Six days shall work be done; but on the seventh day there shall be to you a holy day, a sabbath of solemn rest to Jehovah: whosoever doeth any work therein shall be put to death."

      Looks like death penalty for working on the sabbath.

      "Corinthians 11:14 - Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a dishonor to him?"

      See any paintings of Jesus lately? :)

      "If you believe it's your God, and your God is infallible, you can't throw out some of the rules just because you don't like them." Penn & Teller 2004.

    214. Re:Or how about by Micro$will · · Score: 1

      I'd like to learn more about this Scientology thing, but $350,000 is a bit too much for me right now. How much for just the trip to South America and a glass of Jim Jones Kool Aid?

    215. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Umm, either he killed all the first borns AND is God, or it didn't happen. If it happened, then you have no right to say whether or not it was good, because by definition, it was. The point is that life here on earth is not the be all and end all and so if God decides to end mine right here, right now, then so be it. It doesn't matter whether or not it is good by our standards because He is not God so he can serve our needs while we live on Earth, but we are here so we can learn to be more like him, know his love and do his will.

      I don't want to go into the authenticity of the Gospels and the other books of the new testament because, although I'm told by biblical scholars I know and trust that they are believed to be real. Actually I don't know because I've not had time to look into it, but I believe they are the truth.

      I wasn't threatening you. I was just stating that I believe that the way to eternal life is a simple matter of making the right choice. I understand that it is a difficult choice to make becuase you have to realise that you're own pride stands in your way. I know mine did for a very long time up until only 2 months ago.

      It's only by accepting that you are not in charge of your life that you can see who really is, and it's an almost impossible barrier to cross if you've been taught all your life that should bow down before no-one, as we all are in modern western society.

      If you don't belive in God, then you don't believe in hell either, so there is no problem is there. My "threat" is an empty one. But if I am right, then only you can decide what to do.

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    216. Re:Or how about by turgid · · Score: 1
      Well, looks like I'm darned to heck. I can't believe it "in my heart" so that about wraps it up.

      I'd rather not go back to Kindergarten. I hate painting.

    217. Re:Or how about by FVK · · Score: 1

      No I'm saying that someone who rapes and kills another should never be allowed to "repent", or be forgiven, for what they have done. Punishment, sin, atonement, it's all a BS construct. Just live by the golden rule. Accept responsibility for your acts. Realize that some acts are off limits, are unforgivable, and repentance never enters the picture.

    218. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't conclude that necessarily. I don't happen to believe that believing in Jesus is the only way to avoid damnation. I'm not even totally convinced that damnation exists.

      I was simply pointing out the flaw in your argument from a dogmatic Christian's perspective (which I am not).

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    219. Re:Or how about by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      The divinity or otherwise of Jesus lives and dies by the resurection. Over 500 people claimed to have seen him after he died, many of who are otherwise pretty credible witnesses.

      Saul, a roman citizen and pharisee, once a man who hunted down, tortured and killed followers of Jesus must have had something pretty astonishing happen to him to turn him into Paul, the arch evangeliser.

      The other thing to say is that if the evidence was incontrivertable, then that would be tantamount to God taking away our free will to accept or deny him. It is, after all, a matter of faith.

      I would say that a few months ago I would have agreed with you, but God does amazing things if you just listen and ask questions.

      "Thou shalt not kill" is a rule because to do so you are assuming the power of God, and that is a dreadful sin. Life is not the be all and end all. For God to kill someone is like someone cutting short an interview for a flatmate. They're perfectly entitled to do so, and it might be because you've already done enough to get the room. I really don't think this life is more than a pale shadow of what is to come, and it's timely passing not something to be mourned.

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    220. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er... in a Christian context, I suppose. But Judaism, how you live, and not what you believe, are what counts...

    221. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      omnipotent, omnibenevolent, and omniscient.

      Omniscent is a subset of omnipotent, so it doesn't have to be listed separately.

      However, omnipotent and omnibenevolent are contradictory, which is why the Western God doesn't make sense.

    222. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 1

      I really have nothing to say, except that I can't possibly understand the thought process of somebody who would deliberately murder an innocent, no matter what the supposed gain. To me, that is the work of the devil.

      BTW, I'm certainly no "liberal" (which nowadays means "socialist"), but thanks for the insult.

    223. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      if you kill one person to save two, that you are a hero

      Thanks for being honest, but I find it hard to believe you can't see the hypocrisy in that statement. So here's the big question:

      What if the person who is murdered for the supposed benefit of others is YOU OR YOUR FAMILY?

    224. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really have nothing to say, except that I can't possibly understand the thought process of somebody who would deliberately murder an innocent, no matter what the supposed gain. To me, that is the work of the devil.

      that is because you aren't a realist. To murder one to save two from murder isn't the work of the devil at all. It's the work of a man who is able to reason.

      BTW, I'm certainly no "liberal" (which nowadays means "socialist"), but thanks for the insult.

      Sorry, libertarian. Same thing, unrealistic ideology even if the idea behind it is noble.

    225. Re:Or how about by Sdrawcab · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, he sure would be learning things allright, like how to identify very stupid and gullible people who can't recognize pure bullshit while buried neck deep in it.

    226. Re:Or how about by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are

      Which ones? The Protestant list is different from the Catholic list, which is different from the list the Hebrews were supposed to follow. And I find the one about "No other Gods before me" pretty offensive, and the one about graven images is silly.

      So, no, I don't think they are an excellent set of rules, as a whole.

    227. Re:Or how about by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Some of us predate the time Slashdot lost all the passwords, killed all the accounts, and we didn't both to reregister afterwards for a long long time.. Heck, some date back to before it was Slashdot.

      --
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    228. Re:Or how about by megarich · · Score: 1

      I'll try to make this short and to the point. I belive in God, Christ as my savior, the whole 9 yards. Now there are many out there who calls themselves christians who are not really. If someone says he/she is a tiger, does that actually make them a tiger? Of course not. Likewise just because people may believe or say there are Christians does not mean they are. How do you tell? Read the Bible of course :). If they are saying, teaching, doing anything contrary to the Bible, there not christians. Simple as that. I'm just making it a point because of tired of God getting a bad name from what these people do and people using any excuse to attack the Bible. (Oh he says he's christain and he's doing evil things, see how evil christianity is blah blah blah) So much for trying to make this short......

    229. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      So non-Christians have to obey the Christian laws, while Chrisitnas do not? Seems just and fair.

      It's the same deal for everyone. Free forgiveness. You're just playing word games here.

      Does this mean that it's okay for Christians to sin?

      Paul answered this, in Romans, I believe. In summary, his answer was "No".

      Can you be a Christian homosexual as long as you ask forgiveness every week?

      You keep asking the same question in different ways. You cannot exceed the limit to God's forgiveness. You can only choose to accept or reject it.

      BTW, what about sacraficing clean animals to gain forgiveness for sins, why doesn't that work anymore?

      You don't need the symbol when you have the real thing. Animal sacrifice was a forward reference to Jesus.

      Try definition 2: "Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence."

      Why did you skip over definition 1? "Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing."

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    230. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God cannot take that from you.

      Oh, he can't. Good. So that "omnipotent" stuff was just an exaggeration.

      Hint: Many Bible scholars have agreed that if you saw God in person, your free will would be instantly destroyed.

    231. Re:Or how about by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      'm not a Christian because I'm soft-headed. I'm a Christian because, in my cost-benefit analysis, I come out ahead.

      From the sounds of things, I don't think you're a Christian at all. Jesus made it fairly clear that he was the way, the truth and the life (John 14:6). You can't pick and mix between religions and don't need to - Jesus offers everything. Christianity holds it central that we do need saved because we've all rejected God and need forgiven by him and that that happens by having faith in him, rather than earning your way to heaven. Trying to follow our own oral code gets us anywhere. If you really are interested in Christianity, then you should read one of the gospels or the book of Romans to see what it's really about. If you disagree with what I've just said, then you're disagreeing with Christianity and there's no point in trying to take any of its points. Everything in it points to Gd being glorious and deserving of worship and us needing saved form his anger at us turning away from him. Worship only means something if directed at the right person and done with a sincere heart.

    232. Re:Or how about by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      Actually, none of them is claiming to be the only one, it is their followers doing so. Same goes for the racket about the head believers.

      Actually, Jesus explicitly said that the only way to the Father was through him and that he alone was the truth (John 314:6). He made it very clear that our salvation was dependent on placing our faith in his death in our place and resurrection, saying sorry for turning away from him and confessing him as Lord (i.e. that there are no other ways).

      And if you really think about it, the Jewish, Christian, and Muslim God is all one and the same. The difference is in accepting the timeline of who came along and gave updated instructions. The Jews don't accept that Jesus who he said he was. The Christians don't believe Mohammed was who he said he was. A bunch of people don't accept any of them. So the difference is in a bunch of groups saying they have the latest instructions from the same guy and that all previous instructions are null and void. Effectively a spiritual 'do over'. Fundamentally though, it's all the same God. (Once you go outside of those three then you're into a different ball-game as I understand.)

      Actualy, that's pretty inaccurate. Jesus said that he came to fulfil the law, not to abolish it. Christianity is fairly clear on the Old Testament scriptures being correct and pointing towards Jesus' coming and dying on the cross to atone for our sins. The holy scriptures of Judaism point very much towards Christianity, it's just that a lot of Jews don't believe that Jesus is the Messiah. The problem with Islam is that it claims Jesus was a prophet, not God (whihc you have to admit is a pretty major difference), that salvation comes through good works, rather than faith (again, massive difference since salvation by works is shown to be impossible and the pursuit of it leading to condemnation in Judaism and Christianity) and that God is a distant figure, in complete contrast to the loving father figure we are told we can all 'Abba' in the Bible. Basically, Christianity is the fulfilment of Judaism and does not abolish it, while Islam completely contradicts them both.

      Generally I agree though -- really trying to be a better person is better than believing that I can be an a**hole and God will let it slide as long as I have enough faith that he will.

      The Bible makes it fairly clear that once saved by faith, there should be a change in our lives. It is not a license to go on sinning. On the contrary. if you continue to wilfully sin after claiming to be saved, it saves that you're still actually unsaved. The great thing is, however, that no matter how bad you've been, you can still be fogiven. It's just that once forgiven, your live will change. God has made it fairly clear that simply trying to be good enough will never save us because the root problem is that we turned away from him and have tried to take his place. Only turning, saying sorry and asking him to be Lord over our lives will change that.

    233. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God created man for a specific purpose: to love him

      If that's the case, then God isn't omnibenevolent.
      In fact, he's not even benevolent at all. He's self-serving, using humans as a tool to satisfy himself.
      An omnibenevolent entity would love you no matter how you treated him.

    234. Re:Or how about by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      The only problem is that divinity is relative and it's defined by man. Jesus is said to have been divine, but there's no real evidence, except for hearsay many decades after the fact, of his miracles. He is defined as divine.

      How about all those miracles he did, the most significant of which was raising himself from the dead? If he didn't rise from the dead, don't you think the Jewish and Roman authorities would have jumped at the chance to put down the upstart religion by revealing his body? Why did his disciples die in excruciating pain for the sake of the gospel, if it was a lie?

      Personally, as the agnostic deist that I am, I believe that Jesus was just a moral man who was a good leader. Divine? No more than anyone else I kno

      He claimed to be God, to have the ability to forgive sins, to heal people. His central message was that we needed to ask God for forgiveness and worship him. If you believe him to be moral and a good teacher, why aren't you following these teachings?

      When it comes to good and evil, they should be defined through logical arguments, not "God says so." I'm not sure I could agree with the Old testament God on most of this stuff. He seemed pretty willing to kill people on whim just to show his power or give power to one of his chosen to let them kill people.

      It can be shown logicaly. If God is completely glorious, completely deserving of worship, then it is the worse crime imaginable to refuse to do that. The claim of Christianity is that God is totally deserving of worship and we stand condemned for not giving the whole of our lives to him. However, in his mercy he offers to punish his son instead and forgive us. And at the end of the day, if God is God, whose moral code is going to matter more, yours or his?

      More or less there were a heck of a lot of exceptions to that pesky "Thou shalt not kill" rule. Maybe it should be considered more of a guideline.

      There was no such commandment. It was 'Do not murder,' which is quite different. Humans have no right to murder other humans. God has the right to strike men down as punishment for their sins because he is perfect and deserves to be worshipped. If we don't, then we should be punished. It isn't unfair that God judged people on the spot on occasion in the Old Testament. It's not unfair that he sends to Hell those who don't put their trust in his son. It's merciful that any are saved at all, because none of us deserve it.

    235. Re:Or how about by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      Faith, and only faith gets the job done . . . . You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

      Let's read some, then [note that these passages are from both protestant and catholic translations]:

      James 2:24 --
      You see that a man is justified by works, and not by faith alone.

      Reevlation 20:11:15 --
      And I saw a great white throne and Him who sat upon it, from whose presence earth and heaven fled away, and no place was found for them. And I saw the dead, the great and the small, standing before the throne, and books were opened; and another book was opened, which is the book of life; and the dead were judged from the things which were written in the books, according to their deeds. And the sea gave up the dead which were in it, and death and Hades gave up the dead which were in them; and they were judged, every one of them according to their deeds.

      Matthew 16:26:27 --
      For what will a man be profited, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his soul? Or what will a man give in exchange for his soul? For the Son of Man is going to come in the glory of His Father with His angels; and will then recompense every man according to his deeds.

      Revelation 2:23 --
      And I will kill her children with pestilence; and all the churches will know that I am He who searches the minds and hearts; and I will give to each one of you according to your deeds.

      Romans 2:5:11 --
      But because of your stubbornness and unrepentant heart you are storing up wrath for yourself in the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God, who will render to every man according to his deeds: to those who by perseverance in doing good seek for glory and honor and immortality, eternal life; but to those who are selfishly ambitious and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, wrath and indignation. There will be tribulation and distress for every soul of man who does evil, of the Jew first and also of the Greek, but glory and honor and peace to every man who does good, to the Jew first and also to the Greek. For there is no partiality with God.

      John 5:28:29 --
      Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice, And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.

      There seems to be a theme there ;-)

    236. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I might not be a Christian by your definition. I don't much care. I am an active and vital member of my congregation. I love God, and I love Jesus. I don't think you or anybody else on this planet is wise enough to define for me what my faith should be.

      So, you're entitled to your opinion. And I vehemently disagree with you. I don't believe you have the monopoloy on what it means to follow Jesus. I also don't think that the Bible has the final say on the subject.

      You are a dogmatic Christian. You think you know the Truth. You do not. Neither do I. However, I am wise enough to realize this.

      "Trying to follow our own oral code gets us anywhere"

      What does this sentence mean?

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    237. Re:Or how about by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      God testing people could be for your benifit and not his. It could be a way of teaching the person a lesson about himself. Of course, this wouldn't work on anyone who has read your post, because they would realize there could be no such thing as a real test, and so the lesson would not work.

      Additionally, a lesson is only useful if you get some opportunity to later use that knowledge... What does SIDS teach an infant? I mean, sure, it teaches the parents something (don't put your kid on his stomache to sleep), but does this 'test' teach the infant at all? Obviously not.

      -T

    238. Re:Or how about by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      The act of faith, in itself, is a work. That is why "salvation through faith", while hugely popular, is in itself heretical. It's just a bolted-on idea with little Biblical basis.

      I suggest you read Romans 1:17. It is but one of many, many, many verses that clearly expound salvation by faith.

    239. Re:Or how about by Laur · · Score: 1
      It's the same deal for everyone. Free forgiveness. You're just playing word games here.

      Wrong. Non-believers do not receive forgiveness, in order to receive Christ's forgiveness you must accept him as Lord and Savior. Are you debating this point?

      Paul answered this, in Romans, I believe. In summary, his answer was "No".

      But YOU said that a Christian does not have to follow the law. Also, what are the penalties for a Chrisitan who sins? As long as you repent and ask for forgiveness you will be forgiven. So basicaly, Christians are not "supposed" to sin, but incur zero penalties as a reslt of doing so.

      You don't need the symbol when you have the real thing.

      Where did I say you needed it, and how does that affect it's validity anyway? Is it okay to sacrafice animals to forgive sins? What if I just prefer to slaughter a few bulls instead of going to church, is this acceptable? If not, when was this changed?

      Why did you skip over definition 1? "Confident belief in the truth, value, or trustworthiness of a person, idea, or thing."

      Okay, use any definition you want, but the point is that religion is based upon faith and beliefs, not upon proof. Confident belief != proof! This is the entire idea around religion, and is mentioned numerous times in the bible that followers "must have faith." Surely you know this.

      --
      When you lose something irreplaceable, you don't mourn for the thing you lost, you mourn for yourself. - Harpo Marx
    240. Re:Or how about by turgid · · Score: 1

      That makes two of us.

    241. Re:Or how about by spakka · · Score: 1

      Actually what you need to do is to take the quote in context - like any other quote from any other written work. If you pick and choose bits and pieces, you can make anything say nearly anything you want Reading past the passage you mentioned would have cleared things up a little

      I am well aware of the context. If anything, it states even more forcefully that faith alone is insufficient and works are required.

      Let's look at one of the contradictory verses. As you point out there are many:

      "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: not of works, lest any man should boast." (Ephesians 2:8-9)

      Faith alone and not works

      To a normal reader, this is a contradiction in the clearest possible terms. Christian special pleading considers that contradictory passages, when taken together kind of smooth each other out into some vapid platitude like this:

      This passage, when considered alongside the many other verses that say salvation is achieved through faith and not deeds, tells us that 'good works' 'living the good life' (read James 2 1-12, previous to the verse you posted) is intertwined with faith (see verse 22 above).

      So is faith without works sufficient or not? Yes or no. Since eternal torture is the penalty for getting it wrong, it would be nice if your loving God gave us a proper answer.

    242. Re:Or how about by Katravax · · Score: 1

      By "many" I mean "many". If I'd meant "most," I'd have written "most." I chose my words correctly.

      And yes, I do know it for a fact that many Christians believe it. If you'd take ten seconds to do a Google search, you'd see it to be an accurate statement that many believe it. Some of the most respected and well-known Bible teachers believe it, and give speeches about it.

    243. Re:Or how about by drik00 · · Score: 1
      two things i noticed from this post:

      1. The technology of the Church states that the processes known as the OT levels must be done in order, must not be done out of sequence, and a person MUST be qualified to use them in order to get the desired results.

      This sounds a LOT like a process we sane folks like to call brainwashing in order to have an individual believe and trust everything you tell them without doubt.


      2. it is currently +2 Funny... thats just awesome, gotta love /.

      Look up the definition of a cult in a social psychology book sometime, it sounds a lot like what you are saying.

      d

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      Beer, now there's a temporary solution -- Homer Jay S.
    244. Re:Or how about by Zirnike · · Score: 1

      We, however, do it on purpose... For all those shopping for excelence in babbling loons, with Discordians you get a better quality of babble, and our loons have carefully groomed feathers for superior quality.

      --
      I'm not shy, I'm stalking my prey
    245. Re:Or how about by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Actually some of this came out talking with a reverend of the "Christian Church". Other stuff with a reverend of the United Church of Christ. But I imagine you meant the entire Christian religion and not a particular Protestant sect. My understanding is that some of the more Puritanical sects even more strongly espouse this idea.

      Also, depending on definition, some of the more fringe groups will maintain ideas contradictory to the Bible such as Jehova's Witnessess and Unitarian Church.

      --
      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    246. Re:Or how about by ashayh · · Score: 1

      I meant 4) Life began on land. :-|

    247. Re:Or how about by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't understand the logic path that gets you from "God created man to love him" to "God doesn't love you unless you love him". I had always been under the impression that God does, at least in the Christian theology, love all his creation. That doesn't mean that we have to love Him back though, and it doesn't mean that we have to receive that love. That's where free will comes in.

    248. Re:Or how about by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      Even Judaism realized that later on - What is hateful to you, do not do to your fellowman. This is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary.
      "Later on"? Hillel lived 50 years before the alleged lifetime of Jesus.

      That's one of the reasons why Jews do not believe in Jesus, little of what he teaches is new to Judaism, the Nt lifts liberally from the Pharasees that it curses, and what he does teach that is new to Judaism is foreign to it, coming from other sources such as the Greco-Roman mystery religions of the time.. (Like worshiping the messiah and weak monotheism.)

    249. Re:Or how about by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      How many people do you know who have been excecuted, buried, and then a couple of days later ate a meal with friends? Not many I'll bet.

      There are countless stories about people who have been supposedly seen after they have died, including by witnesses far more recent than 2,000 years ago.

      Not that I believe much of that either - but I find it interesting that whilst people might claim the existence of ghosts, no one ever suggests it means that their dead friend was the son of God.

    250. Re:Or how about by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      Think about that--we have Old Testament prophecy concerning the coming of a Savior;
      Jews might disagree with that "fact". The Jewish messiah, who herelds in a world to come perfected, doesn't much resemble the figure of "your savior from eternal torture" messiah-worship of xtianity, which cannot be found in the "Old Testement".
    251. Re:Or how about by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      If He is all-knowing and all-seeing, He already knows what you're going to do, so what is the point in actually doing the test?
      G-d does not test people because he needs to know if they can pass it, but because the one being tested will experience growth because of his achievment. Abraham passed his ten tests coming out of each test a greater person. Although G-d certainly knew that Abraham could pass the tests, he also knew that the spiritual and ethical growth Abraham would experience from the ten tests could only come well through Abraham's passing them.
    252. Re:Or how about by aWalrus · · Score: 1

      Similarly: How come God creates this bunch of people he knows (since he's omniscient) will sin and crap on each other and be a bunch of degenerate perverts, and then decides to get all angry, save a few of them and drown the rest? How can he get angry at all? Is he not all-knowing? If he is, he should've seen it coming since the beginning, so the getting-angry-and-smiting people left and right part is kind of an overreaction, isn't it?

      But then again, God, as presented in the Old Testament reminds me a lot of the Greek Gods and Goddesses, what with all the bickering and fighting and jealousy and pettiness going on.

      --
      Overcaffeinated. Angry geeks.
    253. Re:Or how about by riffenator · · Score: 1

      its called a placebo.

      Group A, you worship a newt.
      Group B, you will be scientologists.

    254. Re:Or how about by cmallinson · · Score: 1
      The Gospels are not a threat, they're an offer to help. Jesus basically said "All of you have gotten yourselves into a really bad situation that you can't escape by yourselves. Trust me, follow me. I can help."

      Help with what? Why do I need help? What's my bad situation? I can live a good life on my own, and contribute to the good lives of others without His help, thanks very much.

      What I don't get is the whole praying thing. My son is currently on life support in hospital (born premature), and although he is doing well now, and will likely be okay, he was gravely ill several times. Every time, all my friends who are Christians said "We're praying for you". I thank them, and I really do appreciate immensely their taking time to think about me and my family, but what is this praying supposed to do? Is God waiting for the prayer count to decide if my son will live? What about the baby next to us, who has not had a single visitor in weeks? "Sorry kid, nobody prayed for you".

      If there is a God, he's done a pretty good job screwing my son. If he is not able to have a productive and happy life because of his situation, apparently he has to believe in the Christian God in order to have a second chance to be happy.

      How is that "unconditional"?

    255. Re:Or how about by ashayh · · Score: 1

      All of you have gotten yourselves into a really bad situation that you can't escape by yourselves.
      Well... many christians believe that we got in this "really bad situation" because Adam ate the wrong fruit.
      Are those who believe this all wrong then ?
      Dont you find it strange what they believe in ? I mean do we as civilised beings punish a serial killers' grandson for no reason at all ?
      And here I am ...stuck in hell because my ancestor had bad choice in food. Another thing... if the fruit gave Adam the knowledge of good and evil, how could he have known that eating the fruit* is evil before eating the fruit ?
      *And disobeying gods order for finding out if the fruit killed him or not.

    256. Re:Or how about by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 0

      I pray for you. If that were true I would say the same thing. However nothing could be further from the truth. Out side of "god" and I am talking about the TRINITY that christians believe in there is no such thing as "good" or "evil" just cause and effect. Nothing would make you more valuable than the ground you stand on or the ant you just stepped on. The fact that you have a moral Concience PROVES that GOD exists regardless if you believe he is there or not. There is no reason in nature for morality to exist. We are the only ones with it no other animal. SO why do we have it? because God gave it to us so we can have a relationship with him a "good" being.

    257. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Help with what? Why do I need help? What's my bad situation? I can live a good life on my own, and contribute to the good lives of others without His help, thanks very much.

      A rich young man came to Jesus and told him he had kept all the laws since he was a boy, and Jesus commended him. Then the man asked if he needed to do anything else to inherit eternal life.

      Jesus told him to sell everything he owned and give it to the poor. The man was sad because he couldn't bring himself to do this.

      Jesus said we sin even when we think bad thoughts about someone, without even doing anything about it. We sin when we want something or someone that isn't ours.

      In short, we can't do it. We can't be good enough. But he was good enough for all of us.

      The danger is believing we ARE good enough. By pointing to our list of accomplishments and saying "Look, here, at what I've done. Now you MUST let me into Heaven!" That's pride. Jesus said it doesn't work that way.

      Jesus doesn't seek those who are proud of what they've done, who believe they need nothing from God. Jesus seeks those who know they need Him, that know they can't get to where they need to go on their own.

      What I don't get is the whole praying thing. My son is currently on life support in hospital (born premature), and although he is doing well now, and will likely be okay, he was gravely ill several times.

      That's a really tough situation. Have you considered that the prayers of your friends may have made a positive impact on your son? Did you ask your friends why they pray?

      I can tell you that prayer is most definitely NOT an unconditional get out of jail free card. People who pray still have problems. And not every prayer gets answered the way we want. Job prayed. He still had problems.

      We pray to come closer to God. To know him better. To be comforted, to get what we need from him. Sometimes this is different from what we want.

      Is God waiting for the prayer count to decide if my son will live?

      Do you want your son to ask you for what he needs? Would you give it to him anyways even if he doesn't ask?

      God doesn't NEED us to ask him for what we need, but he appreciates it when we do. He also likes it when we just take the time to talk to him, too.

      What about the baby next to us, who has not had a single visitor in weeks? "Sorry kid, nobody prayed for you".

      I can tell you that the Bible says God has a special place in his heart for the widow, the fatherless, the poor, those who don't have anyone else looking out for them. He is their father, their husband, their protector. In regard to children, Jesus said anyone who harms one would be better off if he was in the water with a millstone around his neck.

      If there is a God, he's done a pretty good job screwing my son. If he is not able to have a productive and happy life because of his situation, apparently he has to believe in the Christian God in order to have a second chance to be happy.

      How is that "unconditional"?

      I pray your son will have a happy, productive life. I don't know what God's plan is for him.

      But I know that God's plan for all of us is eternal life with him. He's just waiting for us to accept the invitation. So, yeah, the fact we need to accept the invitation, I suppose, is a condition. But it's the only condition.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    258. Re:Or how about by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 0

      well my friend you contradict your self. Faith is a educated conclusion not a blind leap in the dark. If you say that you have faith that I will get us to work safely when we carpool, that would be a good example of faith. And from a scientific perspective it make FAR mare sense to believe in god that a naturalistic viewpoint aka evolution. EXample the found "3 billion" year old giant clams at the top of the Himalayas but the erosion rates for those mountians is 50 million years. how do you explain that. Or that there is empirical proof of the FLOOD found in Noahs time....

    259. Re:Or how about by c4ffeine · · Score: 1

      a bunch of babbling loons.

      You insensitive clod!

      On behalf of the Babbling Loon Society of America, I resent your post

      --
      "73% of quotes on the Internet are made up" -Ben Franklin
    260. Re:Or how about by Snoopy77 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Unverifiable sweeping statements on slashdot ... inconvcievable.

      About the only thing that resembles your 'fact' is the debate over who the nephilim really were. Some people do believe that they may have been fallen angels, which brought about the existence of giants such as Goliath. This is however not widely debated or even known about amongst christian circles.

      On the other hand Christians do believe that there are fallen angels/demons who may present themselves to humans in different forms from time to time.

      If you could provide any evidence to your claim I will be open to it's possible truth.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    261. Re:Or how about by My_Dirty_Facist_Ass · · Score: 0

      "...And while your opinion about Buddhism is duly noted, I kind of don't care. .."

      Wow, good comeback! I'm going to store that one away for future use. You, Sir, are a master of wit and words.

    262. Re:Or how about by A+Naughty+Moose · · Score: 1

      If you believe in Newton, sure free will doesn't exist. If you do not, then a good argument can be made for free will using various non-newtonian physics.

    263. Re:Or how about by cmallinson · · Score: 1
      Jimbo, although I disagree with you, I do apreciate yuor concern, and good wishes.

      I just find it hard to understand the whole Christianity idea. Why would god give us a mind that naturally questions things, and then tell us not to use it when it comes to him? It does not make sense to me, and many others, and is one of the main reasons I don't believe in the Christian idea of god.

    264. Re:Or how about by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      I might not be a Christian by your definition. I don't much care. I don't much care. I am an active and vital member of my congregation. I love God, and I love Jesus. I don't think you or anybody else on this planet is wise enough to define for me what my faith should be.

      It's Jesus' definition, which surely is the one we should be taking?

      So, you're entitled to your opinion. And I vehemently disagree with you. I don't believe you have the monopoloy on what it means to follow Jesus. I also don't think that the Bible has the final say on the subject.

      Where, outside of the Bible, do you intend to get a record of what Jesus said and did? If you're not going to follow what Christ said there, then you've no basis for your idea of him, other than yourself, and can't possibly call yourself a follower of him.

      You are a dogmatic Christian. You think you know the Truth. You do not. Neither do I. However, I am wise enough to realize this.

      It's not a question of my wisdom; it's a question of trusting God's revelation in the Bible. God explicitly says who he is, how we get saved and proved it by raising Jesus from the dead. It is his wisdom you are questionning, not mine.

      What does this sentence mean?

      It should have read: Trying to follow our own moral code gets us nowhere

    265. Re:Or how about by barawn · · Score: 1

      "Later on"? Hillel lived 50 years before the alleged lifetime of Jesus.

      Judaism, like Catholicism, (and especially at the time!) is certainly far slower than 50 years in moving current people's ideas into official canon.

      The "later on" meant that it took a while for Judaism to incorporate that idea as canon doctrine. According to the Bible, Jesus shocked the surrounding Jewish rabbis when he healed someone on the Sabbath - certainly fine by any interpretation of the Golden Rule, but not by a strict interpretation of the Ten Commandments.

      This is, of course, somewhat of an unfair statement, but it was a minor point in the above anyway.

      Thanks for the rest of the info, though!

    266. Re:Or how about by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Most religions would fall over backwards for the chance to teach you about what they believe

      Learn some history. Read a little about the people KILLED by the Christian church for early attempts to translate the Bible into accessible languages. (pre-King James)

      Sure, that relgion grew out of the paranoid secrecy phase. Maybe Scientology will too.

    267. Re:Or how about by ashayh · · Score: 1

      Good points.
      Before going to Leviticus etc .. I dont understand how people get past the first page. genesis 1 that says:
      1)Earth was formed before light.
      2)Light was formed before the sun and stars.
      3)There was day night and evening before the sun
      4)Life began on land.
      Nobody has any logical explanations for these fallacies and contradictions but they still turn to page 2.

    268. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1
      It's Jesus' definition, which surely is the one we should be taking?


      It's Jesus "definition" as filtered by 1500 years of Catholic dogmatists. I take that with a grain of salt. I prefer "And he answering said, Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself." (Luke 10:27)

      Where, outside of the Bible, do you intend to get a record of what Jesus said and did? If you're not going to follow what Christ said there, then you've no basis for your idea of him, other than yourself, and can't possibly call yourself a follower of him.


      The historicity of the Bible is not important to me. Even viewed as an allegory, the story of Jesus is a powerful one. I take what wisdom I can garner from that story, and that wisdom is not dependent on a dogmatic, rigid interpretation. Galileo: "The Bible is not a book about how the heavens go; it is a book about how to go to heaven." God gave us the faculty to reason and think critically so that we could do it, even about the stuff that He "told us". Yes, I absolutely trust my own judgement over that of legions of Biblical scholars.

      It's not a question of my wisdom; it's a question of trusting God's revelation in the Bible


      Precisely my point. I think trusting that revelation in the Bible is unwise. I think reading the Bible critically, and thinking about the right way to treat other people, and loving them and respecting their beliefs is much more important than slavish adherence to a 1000+ year old book (depending on your reckoning).

      It should have read: Trying to follow our own moral code gets us nowhere


      Trying to follow MY moral code has gotten me exactly where I want to be. I'm surrounded by people I love, who love and support me. I live a powerful, vibrant life, and I glorify God every day to the best of my ability. Just because YOU don't happen to like it is irrelevant to me.



      If your faith sustains you and motivates you to be a better person, that is wonderful. I am glad for you that you have found a path. However, I think it is the height of arrogance for you (or anyone) to say that your path is superior to mine.

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    269. Re:Or how about by misleb · · Score: 1
      Simple. Man has free will. God cannot take that from you.

      Can not or will not?

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    270. Re:Or how about by miu · · Score: 1
      It's one of those paradoxes that you can bring up to question the whole idea of God. Sort of like, if God is all powerful, can he create a rock so big that even he can't lift it?

      Those paradoxes have nothing to say about the existence of god. The christian answer would be that god created (or caused to be created) the physical reality we inhabit and that the laws of the universe could never be applied to his actions. Since god is not bound by time his foreknowledge does not interfere with causality (or free will) in our universe.

      I'm an agnostic myself, so I think the whole thing is silly either way. If a god that created reality exists, there is no real connection to be desired between that god and inhabitants of our reality.

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      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    271. Re:Or how about by Skulryk · · Score: 1
      I just find it hard to understand the whole Christianity idea. Why would god give us a mind that naturally questions things, and then tell us not to use it when it comes to him?

      While God is opposed to those directly disobeying Him, he is certainly not opposed to people asking 'Why?' The bible is filled with people questioning God's ways, who are lost, confused, and simply wondering what his final plan is. He has no problem with us asking why, and I'm sure that questions would be expected.

    272. Re:Or how about by MobyTurbo · · Score: 1
      "Later on"? Hillel lived 50 years before the alleged lifetime of Jesus.

      Judaism, like Catholicism, (and especially at the time!) is certainly far slower than 50 years in moving current people's ideas into official canon.

      The "later on" meant that it took a while for Judaism to incorporate that idea as canon doctrine.

      Unlikely. Rabbi Hillel was the head of the Sanhedrin, and similar statements were made by his successor, Rabbi Akiva. "Love thy neighbor as thyself" is from the book of Leviticus, after all; and it showed signs of being quite in the mainstream of Jewish thought. It is quite difficult to imagine it being the result of the NT considering Jewish history.
      According to the Bible, Jesus shocked the surrounding Jewish rabbis when he healed someone on the Sabbath - certainly fine by any interpretation of the Golden Rule, but not by a strict interpretation of the Ten Commandments.
      The man, IIRC, had a non-serious medical condition, in the case of life threatening, even the most remote sort of life threatening condition, the Sabbath may be violated. As it says in the Talmud "Let him violate one Sabbath so he can observe many Sabbaths."

      In the case of Ois Ish, however, he allegedly performed a miracle-healing of a non-serious condition that he could have simply postponed until Saturday night if he wanted to respect Judaism rather than show off his ability to perform miracle-working. Since not only the Oral Torah but also the written Torah, which you believe to be divine as well, commands us not to abandon our religion if a false prophet performs miracles, we do not consider this to be a valid way of teaching Judaism.

    273. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is fundamentalists cannot see "Love God above all others, and love your neighbor as yourself." in monochrome, as is their preference. Application of the "golden rule" actually requires compassion.

    274. Re:Or how about by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 1

      Quick response: So, where does that put curiosity?

      (And would it be fight, or would it be flight?)

      ~UP

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    275. Re:Or how about by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      You know, if you replace "Scientology Works" in his posts with "BSD is dying", you can see who writes those things.

      --

      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

    276. Re:Or how about by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Is there such thing as a universal good? If so, what defines it? Is it a rule, and if so, what about the exceptions which it has?

      ~UP

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    277. Re:Or how about by Undefined+Parameter · · Score: 1

      I am no scholar of religion, so you'll have to help me out here, but my reading of that which you've quoted imparts to me that faith and deeds are both needed.

      Now, if this is the case, then I have to ask about all the humans who came before monotheism (or the relatively-modern monotheisms, if you so choose)? And what about the Athiests and Agnostics who do as much or more good than the (just fine and normal) Christians, Jews, Hindus, etc.? Are they, despite their good deeds, to be damned for not believing or not being sure of the existance of any god?

      (Personal side note: I'm an Agnostic, and I'm comfortable "up here on the fence," seeing both sides of the argument and not wishing to reject either. I'm also not baiting you, here... I may not agree with what you will say, nor am I garaunteed to reply to it, but I am interested in your response, should you choose to give one.)

      ~UP

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    278. Re:Or how about by blixel · · Score: 1

      Me, I'm a Christian, and I don't buy that. I don't believe that Christ is the only avenue to God and salvation.

      "I am the way the truth and the life; NO MAN cometh unto the Father BUT BY ME."
      -- Jesus Christ, John 14:6

    279. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      It's the work of a man who is able to reason.

      It is murder, plain and simple. Prove that it isn't.

      If you kill a human being to supposedly save another, you are no hero, you are a bloody murderer.

    280. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      even if the idea behind it is noble

      The idea behind libertarianism is the zero-aggression principle.

      If the zero-aggression principle is noble, then how can the deliberate killing of innocent people (an act of aggression if there ever was one) ALSO be noble as you claimed before?

    281. Re:Or how about by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That doesn't change a thing. If you kill one innocent human being to supposedly save 100 then you are still a bloody murderer.

    282. Re:Or how about by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Why would god give us a mind that naturally questions things, and then tell us not to use it when it comes to him?

      Huhhhh???? Who ever said not to ask questions about God?

      Christian apologetics has a very long history of asking and trying to answer difficult questions about God. Please please please continue to ask questions about God. It's exactly what God wants you to do.

      When I was in college, my Christian group invited a Christian apologist, Cliff Knechtle, to our campus a couple of times. All he did was stand in a public place and answer ANY question about God, religion, Christianity, etc. that anyone asked him. He never failed to draw a large crowd, with lots of smart college students playing "try to stump Cliff".

      A friend of mine decided to become a Christian after listening to Cliff a few times.

      I know there's a lot of Christians out there who love to debate ideas about God. And a lot of people who had serious questions about Christianity that eventually became Christians because they received answers that satisfied them. So, yes, ask questions, but prepared to be honest enough to go where the answers lead you.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    283. Re:Or how about by mateomiguel · · Score: 1
      It's one of those paradoxes that you can bring up to question the whole idea of God. Sort of like, if God is all powerful, can he create a rock so big that even he can't lift it?


      Ok, I remember a time when I was bothered by this statement. Then I took General Physics in college and realized that the paradoxical part of this statement is a problem with the English langauge and has nothing to do with God.

      Lets apply General Physics principles to this statement, shall we? We'll start with a small rock.

      God decides to test this statement, and sends Jesus (who still has his 2000 year old physical form) to the Mojave desert. He creates a small rock, a pebble. Then he gets Jesus to walk over to the rock and lift it. Since Jesus = God, billions of Christians cheer as God lifts the rock He created.

      God creates a bigger rock, this one the size of Jesus' head. Jesus reaches down with his Roman Empire-era body and lifts it, no problem. The Christians cheer again. The same happens for the dog-sized rock and the sheep-sized rock.

      Then God decides to start pushing the statement, and creates a house-sized rock. Jesus goes and gets a crane and operates it all himself, eventually lifting the rock 70 feet in the air. The crowd goes wild.

      God starts to put Jesus through his paces, and creates a rock the size of a small town. This is where things start getting metaphysical. Jesus prays for a few seconds and then says, "Rock, lift up!" (this follows the general way Jesus did supernatural things in the Gospels) The rock levitates itself in the air, to the hushed gasp of thousands of Christians.

      The same happens for the rock the size of LA, the rock the size of Massachusetts, and the rock the size of Texas. The awed and hushed Christians no longer yell, instead they just eat picnic lunches.

      Now, as you may have predicted, things start to get strange when God creates the rock the size of the moon. Jesus looks up into heaven with a grin and says "We already do this every day, Father." Jesus then sends the rock into orbit, not only overcoming earth's gravity well but setting the huge chunk of rock in an orbit directly opposite the moon. It even stays there, operating according to the laws that govern our universe that God created.

      Then the defining moment comes: God creates a rock the size of the Earth, just laying right there in the Mojave desert. Well, laying there isn't really the correct word... we now have twin Earths, joined at the Mojave. Jesus once again says a quick prayer and then "Earths, separate!" Everyone involved can easily see a space develop between the two massive bodies as they float around in near-weightlessness (ok this I don't remember. can the gravity of a body of matter be felt at the center of the body?) but which is being lifted? Is it the rock or the Earth that Jesus lifted up?

      Ok, I'm really enjoying dragging this out to its pedantic finish, but I should cut to the chase: As the body of mass increases to be equal to the size of the earth, the concept of "lifting" it becomes meaningless. Lifting something apparently means making it oppose gravity, as you lift things off the floor and put them on a desk. But if the object is the source of the largest gravity field in the area, you would then be lifting the earth off of it instead of the other way around. What if you created a monstrous body of mass in between galaxies? How can you possibly claim to 'lift' it at all? Its the source of all gravity in the area!

      So, in conclusion, this paradox is nothing more than a poorly-worded sentence that someone would only say if they had an incomplete understanding of gravity, nothing more. God still exists, don't worry.

    284. Re:Or how about by Moofie · · Score: 1

      See my other posts.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    285. Re:Or how about by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      I must assume you're an expert on all human cultures in order to make such a claim?

    286. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judeo-Christians classify the attributes of God as threefold: omniscient, omnipotent, and omnipresent.

    287. Re:Or how about by maduro55 · · Score: 1

      thewatchers.com is one mighty strange site. Serious drug induced delusions. Step away from the pipe and nobody gets hurt.

    288. Re:Or how about by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      and what lesson is your god teaching those millions who starve to death in famine, or those tortured, raped, and murdered in some genocidal program, or those bombed to death in the name of liberation?

      what exactly is the lesson here? "don't be born poor", perhaps? or maybe "don't be black/jewish/indian/cambodian/ugandan/iraqi or one of dozens of other persecuted groups"? how about "choose to have rich, white parents"?

      valuable lesson, that. it's just too bad that most of the world's population don't seem capable of learning it, huh?

      this idea that human suffering is an expression of "God's" educational love is morally bankrupt - one of the most disgusting ideas ever to be conceived.

    289. Re:Or how about by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > Yes, imagine that. See, the bible wasn't written
      > yesterday in English directly to you. The New
      > Testament was written 2000 years ago in a
      > different language by authors living in a
      > different culture.

      so, then, why do you fundies insist that the only valid translation of the original documents is one that was written about 1400 years later in a completely different country, different part of the world, and (most importantly), completely different culture?

      why do you fundies completely reject more scholarly translations that attempt to translate the original documents into modern language?

      why is it that the political and moral climate of Middle Ages England is so fundamental to your definition of a religion which originated thousands of miles away in the Middle East?

    290. Re:Or how about by dublin · · Score: 1

      So do we even really have choice? If not, then why does this plan that God has made us all players in have such a crappy script? What's the point of it all?

      I know it will come as quite a shock to the /. crowd, which thingks they know everything and that any knowledge more than a year old is irrelevant, but this question has been well and capably thought out and debated already. This issue, in fact, is one of the large issues that split the Protestant church after the Reformation. (BTW - everyone really should read and learn about the Reformation - it's quite certainly the most important and influential event of the past 1000 years.)

      The issue of "Free Will" has been debated for years, with Lutherans, Presbyterians, and Wesleyans (Methodists) taking markedly different views. Personally, I think the Prebyterian doctrine of predestination makes the most sense (it is certainly the most logically consistent, although it *is* quite uncomfortable in many ways.) This doctrine is largely misunderstood, even by many who call themselves Presbyterians - you really need to read the writings of the Reformers themselves to get a good handle on the issue. If you're looking for a good, relatively easy starting place, try the Westminster Confession of Faith. If you're up for more intellectual challenge, check out Systematic Theology works by Van Til or the various works of Francis Schaeffer.

      Christianity is by far the most intellectually challenging and rewarding thing I've ever been involved with. Don't sell it short before learning more - this life is *supposed* to be a search for the Truth. Things become much clearer when you realize that, "The chief end of man is to glorify God and enjoy Him forever."

      --
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    291. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't say his was superior, as such...

    292. Re:Or how about by shaitand · · Score: 1

      What has me suprised is the large number of extremely low UID's appearing all the sudden.

      Mine is 600,000+ and I've been registered for 2yrs+ and reading a couple years longer (not old really, but hardly a slashdot newbie).

      As little as 3 months ago it was few and far between to see a UID as low as mine (most were at least 700,000+). Now almost all are, and most are extremely low. Either slashdot is dying and it's just the old hardcore slashdotters remaining, all the old farts came out of the woodwork at once, or someone figured out how to hack their UID's. I'm voting on the hack theory ;)

    293. Re:Or how about by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I'd suspect he said many rather than most because 10's of millions do. However 10's of millions is not most of the billions of supposed christians. It is however a rather significant chunk of the 50-100million which actually believe in the religion rather than merely being members of it.

    294. Re:Or how about by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "If they are saying, teaching, doing anything contrary to the Bible, there not christians."

      If you'd read the Bible you'd have discovered that it says the only one who DIDN'T fall in this category was Jesus himself. Further there is a strong argument for the case that humanity was saved by Jesus only by his sin of doubting the father at the last, proving even God himself could not hold up the standard you claim defines a Christian.

      The bible also teaches that works are NOT the way to heaven. Being good has little or nothing to do with being a real Christian.

      I don't believe in that Religious nonsense but I've studied the doctrine, and the doctrine actually says that truely believing your failure to adhere to teachings of the bible have been forgiven by Christ is what makes you a true christian.

    295. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Lol, I was worried about the quote and got the name wrong. That pretty much sums up my life lately.
      thanks

      Mycroft

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    296. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      The problem is WHICH god, most montheistic religeons insist thier 'god' is the only one, and that anyone not following thier 'god' thier way be killed. Just about the only major exception is Christianity (well most of them) allow the Jewish the live in peace, though sometimes only if they keep 'thier place'.
      I'd like to take back Sociopath, Narcisstic personality disorder is closer. 'He' pretty much has others do his killing and whatnot for him. though supposedly he did it himself once apon a time (depending on which god we're talking about.
      I'm sorry, but some of 'his' behaviours and commands fall short of the standards I set myself, and an all-powerful/all-knowing (nice little paradox there) being should be better than that, or at least willing to give updated explanations from time to time as to what's really going on so us meer mortals can understand it.
      It also seems strange that most religions, supposedly handed down from on high, do two things very consistantly.
      A) grant power and importance to those handed the message
      b) do thier best to irradicate the 'infidels' /'heathens'.
      It's also amazing how much 'the one true religeon' also seems to borrow alot the same crap under different frills as previous religeons, while at the same doing thier best to paint the old religeon as evil incarnate.

      Mycroft

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    297. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1
      The other thing to say is that if the evidence was incontrivertable, then that would be tantamount to God taking away our free will to accept or deny him. It is, after all, a matter of faith.


      Eh? so he wants lucky guessers, your statement almost makes no sense.
      Even if 'god' (any of them, take your pick there are quite a few out there) was to provide 'His' bonafides in a verifiable way, there is still the option of saying "No thanks, I'll just sit here and roast thank you.". People often deliberately, knowing the consequences, choose very poorly for no good reason.
      I say almost because the argument that knowledge reduce free will is somewhat vallid, but it doesen't totaly eliminate free will untill it becomes total. Thus omisience (100% total knowledge) is the logical exclusion of omnipotence (100% free will).
      Though it's not really a direct thing as some knowledge is necessary to have free will.
      The distinction comes in knowledge of the future. The more you know about what will happen the less free your will becomes. If the future IS set then free will is an illusion, if not then it's impossible to know for certain what will happen.
      A direct requirement of omniscience is a set fure, an omniscient being would have no free will, and now tru power.
      Hmm, I don't think that's as good an explanation as it could be, but it's late, so I appoligize if that winds up more confusing than explanitory.

      Mycroft
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    298. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Ehh, that's not how it works in the rational world.
      Proving somthing by falling to disprove it is generally considered quackery at best.
      How about instead you prove it.
      All you've got is multiply translated anectedotes taken down many years after the alledged events, by people dead for almost 2000 years. Come to think of it even the date is still in the 'alledged' state as well.
      I do suspect there is enough evidence to support someone around that time stirred up the locals enough to get crucified. But even that is a bit iffy in places.

      Mycroft

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    299. Re:Or how about by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Yes that's not a great argument. He really should have stuck with the killing and such the bible states 'god' did/ordered/authorized.

      Mycroft

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    300. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oi, dope.

      faith implies works
      works don't imply faith

      get it?

    301. Re:Or how about by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I assume you are referring to the King James translation. Only a tiny minority of "fundies" believe it is the only valid translation. I would be curious to know where you are getting your information. I've gone to churches for many years which you would no doubt include in your slur, and have yet to personally encounter a person who "completely rejects" the modern translations.

    302. Re:Or how about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a TOS episode where a civilization came to worship "Kirok"

    303. Re:Or how about by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      Just enter any combination of UFO and god/bible/demon/angel etc into Google and you will find a whole mess of sites on this topic. (Here and here are just two.) IIRC, some well-known evangelist/fundamentalist back in the 70s wrote a very popular book about how UFOs were literally the work of the Devil, signs of the end times and so on. (Wish I could remember his name ... I MAY be thinking of Billy Graham, who seems to have suggested that UFO occupants are angelic, but I can't seem to find if/when he wrote a book about it.) But, anyway, while it may not be an orthodox belief, it's not an uncommon one either.

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    304. Re:Or how about by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      How about all those miracles he did, the most significant of which was raising himself from the dead? If he didn't rise from the dead, don't you think the Jewish and Roman authorities would have jumped at the chance to put down the upstart religion by revealing his body? Why did his disciples die in excruciating pain for the sake of the gospel, if it was a lie?

      The Bible is an historical document, composed by humans. Why should I take Biblical accounts of miracles as the Gospel truth (as it were), and not every other non-Christian supernatural occurance on record as well - some of which are far better attested than 2000 year old events which we may not even have firsthand accounts of?

      The only reason to believe that the Bible is an accurate record of miraculous events is if you believe in God to begin with. Therefore to a non-believer it is not evidence of anything.

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    305. Re:Or how about by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
      Umm, either he killed all the first borns AND is God, or it didn't happen. If it happened, then you have no right to say whether or not it was good, because by definition, it was.

      Sorry, but if that's God's moral code, well, my own moral code would not permit me to worship such am evil being, even if I knew for a stone cold certainty that he existed. If he's going to make me burn in Hell for calling something evil when I see it - well, again, he's no deity that deserves my worship.

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    306. Re:Or how about by megarich · · Score: 1

      Your almost right. Only thing though is believing in Christ as your savior, not the fact of believing in failure to adhere to the teachings of the Bible, makes you saved and a christian......

    307. Re:Or how about by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "I don't believe in that Religious nonsense but I've studied the doctrine, and the doctrine actually says that truely believing your failure to adhere to teachings of the bible have been forgiven by Christ is what makes you a true christian."

      Quoting my post to which you replied. Translation of the above statement:

      "Your almost right. Only thing though is believing in Christ as your savior, not the fact of believing in failure to adhere to the teachings of the Bible, makes you saved and a christian......"

      The reason Christ is your savior (if your a Christian) is he is saving you from defaulting to hell if you break the rules which are in the bible aka sins. He suffered the punishment for breaking the rules for you and ultimately proved that even God on earth couldn't adhere to them (at least that's one theory of "father why hast thou forsaken me").

      Perhaps you misread my post? You've said the same thing I have only in different words.

    308. Re:Or how about by boots@work · · Score: 1

      Degrading this with derision and invalidation isn't going to change the fact that, in fact, Scientology works ...

      Well, it certainly makes a lot of money, so I suppose it's fulfilling the stated purpose.

    309. Re:Or how about by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

      ".....and not some 'invented reason' coming out of the ass of some so-called 'expert' who hasn't even got the faintest clue what the fuck he's talking about."

      By that i take it you are referring to one L. Ron Hubbard?

  2. I doubt it by Ckwop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion

    Even if Aliens know the difference between right and wrong but they might not be able to understand the concept of god. Even if the did understand god I doubt you could convert a space faring race to any of our religions in their current form. It makes the earth too special and they'd probably wouldn't take kindly to that. I do suspect religion will transform in to a 'many games of chess' set-up. Adam and Eve was Earth's story. Kalcknor and voltak was Vulcan's story etc etc.

    Simon

    1. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe aliens won't have emotions as we know it; no concept of right or wrong. Maybe they'll have a form of conciousness as different from ours as radio is different from infrared. We just don't know these things. We are primitive creatures afterall.

    2. Re:I doubt it by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Buddhism really doesn't make Earth any more special than any other locality.

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    3. Re:I doubt it by rodgerd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If they do know the difference between good and evil, it's unlikely they'd convert to most Earth religions. Too much of a track record re: killing unbelievers.

    4. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion.

      That's exactly the kind of thinking that leads to followers of the Almighty Lord raping followers of Almighty Allah in prison and followers of Almighty Allah beheading a gurgling follower of the Almighty Lord. Golly, perhaps each side should just be more forcible in converting the other to their side.

      Stupid humans.

    5. Re:I doubt it by The_reformant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Or perhaps more likely an alens concept of good and evil would be totally different to our. Just look at the variation throughout our own history. In plenty of cultures in the past animal or human sacrifice have been considered holy (good) acts whereas by todays moral compass they are obviously heinous acts. Good and evil is a relative term defined entirely by social contract. What is the chance extra-terrestrial beings would have the same morality as we do?

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    6. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most" world religions aren't the holy war/kill the non-believers type, only the three major ones - all of the same branch, all monotheistic. Judaism, Islam, and Christianity. If you only believe in one god, then by default everyone else is either wrong or worse. Polytheistic reigions, or non-theistic ones like Buddhism, are not noted for any "holy wars" of any sort. Despite the big three's dominance, in sheer numbers of world religions most are actually quite peaceful. It can be argued the only reason what so ever that Christianity (once Rome became Christianized under Constantine and forward) and Islam (military conquests of Mohamad and his lackeys) are so big is because of war and conquest, both spread very fast in their early days from blood shed more then evangalism. Despite both religions claims to peace and love to all mankind, their history bespeaks violence unlike man has ever known. Holy war is purely a monotheistic construct.

    7. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Even if Aliens know the difference between right and wrong but they might not be able to understand the concept of god. Even if the did understand god I doubt you could convert a space faring race to any of our religions in their current form. It makes the earth too special and they'd probably wouldn't take kindly to that.

      Beyond the fact that Christians don't mind that Jesus was Jewish, there is other contrary evidence to that right here on earth... Christianity, fundamentally, is an extension to Judaism that says "you jews have gone off course and gotten things wrong." Islam says to Christianity, "well, BOTH you and the Jews have gone off course." In either case, the new religion on the block says to the old, "we're kind of like you, only you've messed up so much that God sent us to get the truth straight again."

      Given this, it would truly be ironic if some aliens came down and proclaimed that they were true Christians (or Jews, or Buddists, or any other group you care to go with), but that the whole lot of us had gotten Christ, Moses, Mohammad or Buddha all wrong. They would basically be calling us heretics within our own religions. We've done that enough on or own, so why should we assume that somebody else wouldn't?

    8. Re:I doubt it by v01d · · Score: 1

      We just don't know these things. We are primitive creatures afterall.

      So which is it?

      We don't know anything about any extraterrestrial life; if Earth is any measure, the vast majority of life forms aren't even close to intelligent (ie. mold, trees, sea slugs, Bush...). As depressing as it may be, it is quite possible that we are not such primitive creatures.

    9. Re:I doubt it by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ref. CS Lewis, who thought of that exact problem many years ago.

      IIRC it goes something like this (it's a while since I've read any of his work so feel free to correct me):

      1. There may be many worlds with created life
      2. Each one of those worlds may not have fallen
      3. For those that did (maybe all did) are there many saviours? One per planet? Or did the same story play out through the universe identically?

      He also postulated the theory that our world is the only 'broken' one and even wrote a work of fiction based on the premise... quite interesting reading.

    10. Re:I doubt it by MrIrwin · · Score: 1
      "It makes the earth too special and they'd probably wouldn't take kindly to that. "

      God created the earth and the heavens, the special case of the earth is only that of the relator explaining the concept to earthlings.

      Use DeCartes concept of God and the Planet Ming must be included.

      BTW, I think the observation about the Dolphins sums it all up really. Mind you, they did say thank you for fish.......

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    11. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > DeCartes

      That's quite an original spelling you've got there buddy.

    12. Re:I doubt it by nickos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "We are primitive creatures afterall."

      Speak for yourself. It's a silly thing to say anyway - as the most intelligent species in known existance, we are advanced creatures - it's all relative.

    13. Re:I doubt it by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      I must agree. For example, what makes murder right or wrong... what if you kill someone about to kill your wife/husband? It's definately murder, is it wrong? It's all about context and socially acceptable actions.

      I'd say the only unified way to look at it is, Something is good when it produces positive results for you. Something is bad when it produces negative results for you. If you have compassion, then when something positive happens for someone else, a positive also happens for you since you feel good about it.

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    14. Re:I doubt it by Adversive · · Score: 1

      What if the 'positive results for you' are negative results for someone else? If I rob a bank I may get positive results, but it doesn't make it good or right.

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    15. Re:I doubt it by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      The concept of "right" and "wrong" is a concept that we give value to. Not every person on this planet agrees totally on what is "right" and "wrong." Some cultures believe it is "right" for pre-arranged marriages, some believe its "right" for prostitution, some believe it is "right" to end someones life if they are suffering....others do not. So, considering we cannot agree on what is "right" or what is "wrong" I am not holding much expectation on an alien species to agree with us. Now if they are a species that has come and advanced through their civilization (not necessarily superior to us) then I would think they would have some concept of "right" or "wrong." It would be kind of hard for them to survive if they constantly killed each other - then again they might think ANYONE over the age of 45 needs to die (which would really suck if 5 of their years equalled to 1 of our years)....

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    16. Re:I doubt it by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that the aliens will believe that killing people is bad. Maybe they feel that sending people straight to heaven (or whatever their idea of what happens when you die is) is the highest calling. Don't try to force our terrestrial notions of fairness on other species :)

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    17. Re:I doubt it by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I think it will be interesting to see what kind of extraterrestrial civilization we do contact.

      First, what happens if the civilization we do contact are beings who think by strictly rational logic (e.g., the Vulcans from Star Trek)? Such a civilization would probably not understand the concept of a higher being, let alone potentially the very idea of right and wrong.

      Secondly, what happens if the civilization we do contact are immensely powerful entities who have achieved immortality? To such a civilization, the very concept of religion might be viewed in contempt or beneath their cultural norms.

    18. Re:I doubt it by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      Even if Aliens know the difference between right and wrong

      I think the difference might be more fundamental than that. Human culture has come to adopt a structural system of meaning based on dichotomies such as right and wrong. This is a human construction - animals don't have dichotomies.

      The reason the computer you are using right now is based on binary logic is our culture's prediliction for dichotomies.

      There is no reason to assume that an alien civilisation would be based on dichotomies. They might - for example - be fuzzy logic thinkers who would not understand "right" and "wrong" as absolutes.

    19. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, thanks for all the fish. Good book (The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy)

    20. Re:I doubt it by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      And who's to say that the aliens would have it all figured out? If they're traveling to us, it might be because they're looking for answers too.

    21. Re:I doubt it by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      They could become buddhists. Only religion I know that never killed or tried to convert anyone.
      Just for that, I'd consider it. If I needed a religion, that is.

    22. Re:I doubt it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing that exterminating the followers of allah couldn't fix. We're going to have to do it anyway might as well get started.

    23. Re:I doubt it by SilkBD · · Score: 1

      You would have a negative ONLY if you feel bad about the negative result for someone else. This falls in line with compassion. That's assuming you get away with the crime completely.

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  3. WTF? by trouser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In all the time I've spent pondering extra-terrestrial life I've never onced considered wasting my time trying to convert 'em to the baby Jesus. It's funny enough that humans still waste their time with these ludicrous old superstitions.

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      The thought of "converting" aliens to our wacko religions never occurred to me either.

      I'd tend to think any species smart enough to build an interstellar spacecraft wouldn't be dumb enough to strip it down for parts once they got here, just to sell to help buy Pat Robertson or the Pope another mansion.

      (And, anyway, what kind of idiot species would convert to a religion that goes into detail about how they can't even exist?)

      If anything, it'd be the aliens converting our idiots to their beliefs. Hell, they've got spaceships. Their god's dick is surely bigger than our god's dick.

    2. Re:WTF? by ctr2sprt · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Of course, there's exactly as much solid scientific evidence for extraterrestrial life as there is for the existence of God, which is to say there's absolutely none. Of course, there's no evidence which refutes their existence, but that apparently hasn't stopped you from being an atheist. So you laugh at those silly scientists who waste their lives trying to get in touch with ET, right?

      Your post could be summarized more briefly, and less offensively, as "Hey everybody, look at me, I'm an atheist!" Which is not really insightful. But it seems that all it takes to dupe the /. mods is an attempt at controversy. (Unless, of course, the mods disagree with you, in which case you generally get the modding you deserve - flamebait.)

    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, there's exactly as much solid scientific evidence for extraterrestrial life as there is for the existence of God, which is to say there's absolutely none.

      There is, in fact, LOTS of evidence for life on other planets. It's all around you. It's called "statistics."

    4. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Alien life is a scientific possibility. What proof is there? We exist. We live on a planet in the universe. Hence, some others might as well. So the fact that one group of people exists in the universe makes it more likely that another does somewhere.

      However, there is no proof of any god, except for anecdotes written and translated and modified for two thousand years by men and extorted and promoted by the politics of the vatican/church.

      Number of known gods in the universe: 0
      Number of known civilizations in the universe: 1

      You probably laugh at people of different religions than you and think mythology is silly (whoever could have believed in THAT crap, eh?!) and you probably laugh at little kids when they talk about the easter bunny and santa. Yet religious people have a LOT in common with both of those things. Hypocrits.

    5. Re:WTF? by mirko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is the above insightful ?
      Didn't occur to you the fact that we might coexist with alien civilizations by exchanging our concepts above philosophies and that, with 2 thousand years of history, the Christianism is quite a mature in itself ?
      The basic idea is that nobody asks anybody to believe in whoever or in whatever fact : the message is important, the rest is just a part of the folklore, a paraboel aimed at illustrating the value of the message.

      According to the Bible, Jesus is God made a man, now, how could you convert an alien to this idea if he doesn't give a fuck what a man actually is whereas he wants to exchange ideas in order to help both civilizations advance...

      Now go and watch Dogma 10 times in a row until you understand what is Good and Important and what isn't.

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    6. Re:WTF? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Just because you do not believe in the religion in question doesn't mean that those who do are wasting their time. I think whether or not aliens would convert to our religions is an interesting question. I personally don't think they would, and I don't think we would convert to theirs (if they had any). But how to convert them to ours, while I think is an arrogant thought, is quite purposeful to others. Show some respect.

    7. Re:WTF? by pieszynski · · Score: 1

      Ahem . . . Ludicrous = laughable or hilarious because of obvious absurdity. Ludacris = dodgy yank MC. If you insist on being a pedent perhaps you might want to check things first

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    8. Re:WTF? by Hellkitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there's exactly as much solid scientific evidence for extraterrestrial life as there is for the existence of God, which is to say there's absolutely none

      Searching for extra terrestrial life is a numbers game, it's all about odds. We know life can start on a suitable planet, cause here we are. Then comes the unknown factors.

      S = number of stars
      P = planets per star
      s = Average chance that a planet is suitable for life
      L = Average chance that life starts on suitable planets
      I = Chance that intelligent life evolves
      C = Chance that civilisation survives long enough to be able to communicate

      S*P*s*L*I*C = Chance of ET

      Point is that S is huge and L, I and C are big enough that it has happened here, so yes I believe there will be intelligent life out there, but I have my doubts that they will be close enough to find, or even exist at the same time as us

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    9. Re:WTF? by BESTouff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that was the "fourth solution" : aliens are a bit less archaic than us and got rid of religions eons ago.

    10. Re:WTF? by turgid · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is yet another amazing piece for broken reasoning from a god-botherer. You made me laugh. Thanks.

    11. Re:WTF? by panaceaa · · Score: 4, Funny

      What I don't get is the corollary that if we could communicate with dolphins, the Vatican would try to convert them to Catholicism.

    12. Re:WTF? by R.Caley · · Score: 4, Interesting
      According to the Bible, Jesus is God made a man, now, how could you convert an alien to this idea if he doesn't give a fuck what a man actually is whereas he wants to exchange ideas in order to help both civilizations advance...

      Actually, the early church hit this one. Jesus was god made jewish man. How are you going to impress a Roman with `god became a Jew' if he doesn't care about that small tribe on the edge of empire. There was a significant shift when they turned from a jewish messianic cult into a catholic one. This is the cause of all the bickerring about circumcision and so on -- the greek and roman worlds found snipping bits of their children or themselves barbaric.

      So, one thing which might happen to the monotheistic religions on contact with an ET is that they mutate into a universallist outlook. The big question then being whether the history on Earth is unique -- eg did Jesus death save the Qxthipus of Raffita VII, was Mohamed the last ever prophet, or just the final prophet for earth?

      However, all this is probably moot. The religions of Earth are so heavily rooted in human psychology that they are unlikely to have any point of application to an alien intelligence.

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    13. Re:WTF? by ValourX · · Score: 1

      Well, don't worry. If the theoretical aliens are truly intelligent life, they won't believe in the baby Jesus anyway.

      Hopefully they'd have a sense of humor, so we can laugh together at the "God told me to hate YOU" people.

      -Jem
    14. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thought of "converting" aliens to our wacko religions never occurred to me either.

      Not all human religions are wacko; only the ones you've been exposed to. I'm not going to try to convert anybody to anything, but I'd suggest you get out into the world a little more.

    15. Re:WTF? by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Point is that S is huge and L, I and C are big enough that it has happened here, so yes I believe there will be intelligent life out there, but I have my doubts that they will be close enough to find, or even exist at the same time as us

      Illogical, Captain. S is huge, but every other value is completely unknown. It's quite possible that L and I are so small that intelligence arose only once in the whole universe. Just because we're here doesn't mean that anyone else is.

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    16. Re:WTF? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      As an atheist, I dislike the implication that atheists inevitably mock religion, or take the view that God necessarily does not exist. I take the view that, having failed to find any convincing evidence for the existence of God, I must accept the null hypothesis - that God does not exist. You cannot prove a negative: it is certainly possible that God exists but, for inscrutable reasons, has not revealed himself to me but has to others. It is possible that one day in the future such evidence will be revealed to me, and I will cease to be an atheist. But until I have positive evidence, I will not believe just on somebody eles's day so.

      But please stop tarring me with the sins of atheist bigots, just as I do not tar all Christians with the sins of Christian bigots.

      I would prefer to call atheist bigots "anti-theists" not "a-theists".

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    17. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spirituality is as important human trait as our intellect. I doubt religion is going to suddenly go away. Why do athiests broadly dismiss the entire scope of human spirituality under the guise of "religion?" When most athiests speak about religion then usually mean "Christianity" and likely have little understanding other major world paths. Not all religions are as absurd as Christianity... If religion were to die so would a very large portion of what it means to be human. Besides, it never really dies, its merely replaced with something else.

    18. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Not all human religions are wacko; only the ones you've been exposed to

      Any religion that wants its members to "convert" other people to it is, by definition, wacko in my book.

    19. Re:WTF? by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      It's quite possible that L and I are so small that intelligence arose only once

      I didn't say it wasn't. It may even be that the chance of life and civilisation (given a suitable planet) is huge, but that we're sitting on the only decent real estate (read: planet). But at least we know that the chances are above zero. Problem is the only way to get a decent data on the probability of life is to check out other suitable planets and see if there's any life there. That's one of the reasons mars exploration is so interesting since finding or not finding life can give us more clues to what the odds might actually be

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    20. Re:WTF? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Who's to say that the aliens that get here aren't just as whacko?

      Pat robinson probably drives a mercedes or something.. could he design and build one from scratch? In any complex society there are the smart ones, the dumb ones, and the crazy loonies. What if the aliens that land on the planet are of the 3rd type?

    21. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the troll gets his dinner....

      I think he may have been making a joke you pedantic, humourless fucking idiot.

    22. Re:WTF? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I can't believe this piece of junk got modded up.

      Alien life is a scientific possibility. What proof is there? We exist.

      Direct from the mouth of a missionary (and through my hands and memory):

      God is a scientific fact. What proof is there? I exist.

      Yeah, there was more, but the basic circular reasoning is "I exist, therefore someone must've made me, he must be God, I'll worship him. How do I know he's god? Because he created me, otherwise I wouldn't exist. Therefore, the proof of God is that I exist"

      Number of known gods in the universe: 0
      Number of known civilizations in the universe: 1

      You might want to amend your numbers slightly. According to the Bible, the number of known gods in the universe is 1. *IF* the bible is true, then there's as much proof of His Holy Penis as there is of our civilization, because *IF* the bible is true, our civilization is proof that His Holy Penis created us. Remember, the circular dependency involved here is quite acceptable, should it turn out to be true.

      Unfortunately for you, you used the same reasoning to demonstrate the "scientific possibility" of extra-terrestrial life as is used to demonstrate the existence of God. Unfortunately for me, you're a fucking Anonymous Coward , and you're not likely to reply so I can properly flame you.

      Have a nice day!

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    23. Re:WTF? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the timescale involved. Suppose we have evolved late enough that most habitable planets are no longer capable of supporting life, and the ones that are (or were) all look like Mars, now. Suppose that in the whole Universe there are 200 million intelligent, spacefaring civilizations, each with an average recorded lifespan of approximately 10,000 Earth years. Now, what is the likelihood that there is another intelligent, spacefaring civilization close enough for us to encounter it in the next 5,000 years of our average lifespan? Just in the current age of the Earth, there doesn't seem to be much chance, and the universe is HUGE, but 200 million civilizations is a *lot*. Still, it's very improbable that we'll ever see more than ruins, if there are even ruins left.

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    24. Re:WTF? by pubjames · · Score: 1

      Of course, there's exactly as much solid scientific evidence for extraterrestrial life as there is for the existence of God, which is to say there's absolutely none.

      I would disagree with this. Although we do not have any evidence for extraterrestrial life, we do know what we are looking for, and have a reasonable idea where to look.

      However, religious people don't even know what "god" is. Many of them - if you press them about it - don't even seem to have thought about it that much, which I find amazing since they claim "god" is central to their lives. Or they try to dismiss the question, or work around it - "god" is incomprehensible to us mere mortals. How can we have evidence for something if we don't even know what it is?

      So, although we have no proof of extraterrestrial life, there's a much better chance of us finding it that finding god.

    25. Re:WTF? by ashot · · Score: 1

      you can't just multiply (S*P) and (s*L*I*C).

      flip 2 coins, each has probability of landing on heads 1/2, yet its not always (2*(1/2)==1) the case that one lands on heads.

      but then, I'm just being an ass, and this isn't at all important because the equaltion breaks down to:

      x = chance of ET

      where x is number between 0 and 1.

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    26. Re:WTF? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I take the view that, having failed to find any convincing evidence for the existence of God, I must accept the null hypothesis - that God does not exist.

      Man, that's just as bad as the religionist idea that there must be a God, because there's no convincing evidence that there isn't. You've just flipped the reasoning around. Granted, you've applied it in a more "correct" fashion, with more consistency, but the reasoning itself is still bad.

      What is so wrong with just admitting "I don't know"? Why can't we all just admit our ignorance and move on? If there is a God, we'll know soon enough. If there's not, then it doesn't really matter much. In the meantime, there's as much proof against the existence of God as there is for the existence of God, so long as you don't get caught in the circular trap of God Proof.

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    27. Re:WTF? by LiSrt · · Score: 1

      Seriously, is there any religion with a plan for what happens if we somehow establish adequate comms with a non-human terrestrial species? (be funny if it was something "unclean"...)

    28. Re:WTF? by bluntos · · Score: 0

      Self delusion is a powerfull thing. Powerfull enough to make people fool themselves into believe this.

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    29. Re:WTF? by pubjames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      God is a scientific fact. What proof is there? I exist.

      If there has to be a creator for you to exist, then surely the creator must have a creator? Or does your logic only extend as far as proving what you want to prove? Who made god?

      We can explain the existance of man without having to resort to a creator.

    30. Re:WTF? by NightWhistler · · Score: 1

      Actually, that makes you an agnostic, not an atheist.

      Atheists are sure God doesn't exists, agnostics say that there's no way to be sure. Personally, I find the chance of an all-powerfull superbeing unlikely, but I can't be sure it isn't possible. So that makes me an agnostic as well.

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    31. Re:WTF? by FrankNFurter · · Score: 1

      Insightful? Ok, who gave the christian lunatics modpoints...

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    32. Re:WTF? by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Heh, dude, that's not *my* logic. If it were my logic, it would be bulletproof and you'd have to bow to it. Or so I like to think.

      We can explain the existance of man without having to resort to a creator.

      Actually, we can't, completely. But resorting to a creator still doesn't get us all the way, either. But as you demonstrated, if you apply the logic properly, then you wind up in infinite recursion, and before you know it there isn't even room enough in the universe for all the gods to fit!

      But who needs an explanation? Granted, I'd sure love to know all about that stuff, you know, how man came to be, and have it be certainty. But we don't have the technological capabilities to determine it, and we have to constantly (or at least occasionally) refine our working hypotheses to account for new discoveries. The new discoveries are not likely to end anytime soon, but do appear likely to ultimately disprove any God and leave out all possibilities of God. On the other hand, new discoveries might demonstrate that there *is* a God, but the primitive language of the Bible is completely inadequate to explain His Nature (i.e. God might be an extra-terrestrial civilization capable of cloning, terraforming, and planetbuilding. If that's true, 100% of the Bible can be revised to accurately explain this fact without actually changing it significantly from its primitive meaning).

      Better, I think, to just say "I don't know, and I'm not a scientist, and it's not a pursuit of mine."

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    33. Re:WTF? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The universe has been around for between 10 and 20 billion years. Human life has been around for 1 to 2 million years. Even if a civilisation started its evolution 5,000 years before us, they still have the possibility of being fantastically more advanced than us. And what if a civilisation began its evolution 10million years before us? 100million years? We are just a blot on the landscape really. None of this says anything about the possibility of life occuring, just that the chances of us finding a like civilisation is next to none.

    34. Re:WTF? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I say that I am using "God does not exist" as my working hypothisis. I spent thiry years as an agnostic - not knowing at all. Now I have adopted the view that, having looked for a reasonable amount of time, I must consider the failure to find to be a positive, not a neutral, datum. I believe that the facts as I see them show that there is not God - a stronger opin ion that that they do not show that there is a God. However, that is not an absolute - it is a conclusion that could be changed by fresh evidence.

      My view is the positive "God does not exist", not the neutral "I don't know if God exists" nor the anti-theist "God cannot exist" (with the subtext that you are stupid to believe in the concept).

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    35. Re:WTF? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      No. A search and failure to find is a positive datum, not a neutral one. If I had not considered the religious options, I would agree with you. Having considered the various religions offered to me, I have come to the conclusion that they are all essentially human constructs. I therefore have the working hypothesis, eminently falsifiable, that all religions are human constructs.

      This is no more arbitrary than the Second Law of Thermodynamics. No system has ever been found in which, when carefully observed, this law was broken. Since the number of tests of that law is large, we use it as a working hypothesis, and design our machines accordingly. In principle, some new physics could falsify it (though I am not holding my breath). In practice, we regard it as fact and regard any machine which appears to break it as suspect.

      As to whether it matters, remember Pascal's Wager. If God does exist, and you suffer eternal pain if you break his rules, you should change your life to match. If God does not exist, than any effort spend obeying "God's rules" is wasted. If you are not changing your life to obey "God's rules" (as opposed to your own internal morality), or spending some effort to find out what "God's rules" might be, you are implicitly saying that there is no God.

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    36. Re:WTF? by smchris · · Score: 1


      And the cruxifix would look really creepy.

    37. Re:WTF? by jilles · · Score: 1

      Wasting time is indeed a very subjective thing. Personally I don't think time has a tendency to be wasted. It just passes. How you fill it is irrelevant.

      You can look for aliens, worship your favorite person, rock, statue, icon, god, whatever or read slashdot. None of this is very productive.

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    38. Re:WTF? by Maliuta · · Score: 1
      Actually, the early church hit this one. Jesus was god made jewish man. How are you going to impress a Roman with `god became a Jew' if he doesn't care about that small tribe on the edge of empire. There was a significant shift when they turned from a jewish messianic cult into a catholic one.

      Yoe mean there was a "significant shift" when the Emperor Constantine took and interest. Lets face it christianity and catholicism only came to the fore for political reasons. Even the cross was made a christian symbol by Constantine as a way to control and convert romans.


      This is the cause of all the bickerring about circumcision and so on -- the greek and roman worlds found snipping bits of their children or themselves barbaric.

      So this explains the modern day christians not finding "choping bits off their childeren" barbaric? (have you seen circumcision rates for the 70's and 80's among non-christians)

      Lets face it,religion is just social engineering writ large. God, Buddah, the Yowie are all just public relations at this point. People need to get over all this crap, or at least look past it, and get on with living together.

      If we ever meet an ET lifeform, and I say if because you need to look at the stats how many and where ET life is, we better bloody well hope we can live with each other or first contact will be the begining of the end for us.

    39. Re:WTF? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      If you insist on being a pedant, don't spell it "pedent."

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    40. Re:WTF? by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      hmm lemme try restateing his reasoning as I undstand it. because you very clearly missed it.

      The support for life elsewhere in the universe is the fact that it is known to exist in at least one case. And a large number of the factors known to contribute to it's existance are common enough that it's reasonable to check.
      Sol is an unexceptional star, many others match it within reasonalbe limits for size brightness, spectrographic data, ect.
      Extra-solar planet have been found, in fairly large numbers given our limited ability to detect them.
      Given that it's reasonable to assume, at least in a small percentage of cases (still a large total number given the number of stars out there), that conditions suitable for life exist other than here on earth. This only leaves the mechanism for the initial life in doubt.
      The support for a GOD is limited to very old documents by biased sources and anectedotal evidence better explained by known phenomena in most cases.
      Given this disparity you can see why I personal see Extra-terrestial life as very likely (not guaranteed). And a God as an improbability(again not guaranteed), esp. any of the popular ones.

      Mycroft

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    41. Re:WTF? by ynohoo · · Score: 1

      Given the broad variety of beliefs currently held throughout humanity (espicially some of the cults), I'm sure some people would adopt the aliens religion, and would rapidly split into different factions arguing about the true interpretation of those beliefs!

    42. Re:WTF? by Laur · · Score: 1
      Of course, there's no evidence which refutes their existence, but that apparently hasn't stopped you from being an atheist.

      You DO know that proving a negative is a logical impossibility, right?

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    43. Re:WTF? by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
      The orignal post's logic was: There is a civilization in the universe. Therefore civilizations can spontaneously occur in the universe, therefore it is possible that it could occur more than once independently.

      That reasoning is not circular at all.

      As for the flawed line of reasoning: "I exist, therefore someone must've made me, he must be God, I'll worship him", the first problem occurs at "therefore someone must have made me". Origin of the Species gives another possible account of how humans could have arisen.

      And if you consider the history of whole universe, it is no more of a stretch to say that the universe was not ever created than it is to say that a creator of a universe is not ever created.

      In fact, the universe could not have been created. The universe is at least as old as any creator because the existance of a pre-universe universe-creator implies that that creator WAS the universe at the time before creation. Any creating he might have done ws merely additions to that already existing hypothetical universe containg only him. A creator of a universe is therefore an oxymoron.

      Creating is an act that implies a before and an after, i.e. Before creating X there was no X. After it was created, behold, there was an X. Since a time before creation implies the existance of the universe at that time it could not have been created. ( note that does not rule out a diety existing within the universe and operating via as yet unknown means to do miraculous things like cause Big Bangs, it only deprives God of the overly grandiose title 'Creator of the Universe' that he is often falsely assumed to have. )

      And I don't want to hear any replies saying that God exists "Outside the Universe" universe = everything. There is no outside. If there were, it would be considered inside. If you want to postulate a sub-universe containing everything we know of, and an as yet unseen section containing God which together make up the universe that's fine, but then God only gets to be the Creator of a Sub-Universe then, a title shared by any kid that's owned a goldfish or an ant farm.

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    44. Re:WTF? by goatan · · Score: 1

      If you belive that there is the possibility of a supreme being but don't belive in religio your agnostic not atheist

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    45. Re:WTF? by MHerzog · · Score: 0, Troll
      It is said the the 3 big mistakes that were made after the europeans discovered life on greenland was sending them :

      1) alcohol

      2) STD's

      3) missionaries

      Wonder how many of these 3 mistakes will be repeated if we discover extra-terrestrial life.

    46. Re:WTF? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Yoe mean there was a "significant shift" when the Emperor Constantine took and interest.

      No, the big shift in christianity was much earlier. Paul and Peter were involved IIRC.

      So this explains the modern day christians not finding "choping bits off their childeren" barbaric?

      This is an American thing, based in 19th century medical faddism, nothing to do with religion at all, except that Christianity is probably behind the ritual impurity paranoia which gave rise to the fad.

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    47. Re:WTF? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      based of course on a teaching that until ~70 years ago promoted general health, reduced disease transmission and made cleanliness more convienient. Today with modern soaps and antibiotics, it is a purely symbolic thing.

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    48. Re:WTF? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      YOu realize that Landover is parody, and many Xtians like myself find it funny also, It is also occasionally educational.

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    49. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lies, damned lies, and....

    50. Re:WTF? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      based of course on a teaching that until ~70 years ago promoted general health, reduced disease transmission and made cleanliness more convienient.

      IIRC it was promoted as a `cure' for masturbation. All the cleanliness stuff was later rationalisation for keeping on doing it (the snipping, not the fun stuff:-)). I'm not sure how it was supposed to prevent masturbation -- ok it removes a few options, but there are enough left to keep the owner occupied of an evening.

      Also, I think it started as a British fad, was exported, then more or less died out in the UK. I remember hearing a theory that it's quick death in Britain was a result of greater antisemitism at the time.

      I suppose it's lucky for modern American males that 19th century British loonies chose circumcision rather than subinscision or something.

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    51. Re:WTF? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      If there has to be a creator for you to exist, then surely the creator must have a creator?

      You can't fool me, young man! It's turtles all the way down!

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    52. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, public school teachers are just as likely as Catholic priests to be pedophiles. So are policemen. So are judges. So are...

      Go read up on this stuff before you post next time. Or are you forming your opinion merely on what you occasionally read in the mainstream press?

    53. Re:WTF? by eclectic4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but P, and therefore s L I and C, are getting bigger every week, literally. We have been finding new planets around stars on a weekly basis which directly effects our knowledge of their number, which was 0 just a few years ago.

      Now, throw in extremophiles (for example, living organisms thriving on minerals spewed from hot springs in the ocean floor with no sunlight, previously thought impossible: organisms living in ice... one mile deep, protiens in asteroids literally falling to Earth, etc...). Lastly, comprehending the vastness and age of the universe is a remarkably hard thing to do. The numbers involved are massive.

      Using probability alone, I think it literally safe to say that we are/have been visited. I have a very long list of numbers showing this, but ROI doesn't permit me to copy here unless prodded.

      Good luck.

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    54. Re:WTF? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Thats the first time I've heard of circumcision as a cure for anything... got a place to start or should I just google... obviously not a work safe google so I'll do this evening.

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    55. Re:WTF? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Thats the first time I've heard of circumcision as a cure for anything

      I just googled up this. I have no idea about the authority of the organisation, but the stuff there corresponds to what I remember of a BBC documentory on the subject a while ago (Radio 4 is a wonderful thing).

      Actually, any pair of statements of the form ``19th century loonies thought X was a cure for masturbation'' and ``19th century loonies thought X was caused by masturbation'' for any X has a reasonable chance of being true.

      Not that we are any better, substitute `obesity' or `cancer' or `artificial additives' or `mobile phones' for `masterbation' as appropriate.

      (of course, with the new generation of phones with video etc, ``mobile phones cause masturbation'' is going to come true)

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    56. Re:WTF? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Ah, so this is a 19th century victorian loonies, as opposed to the 19th and 20th century American loonies who thought prohibition was a good thing... I sorto knew they had some hangups in those directions.

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    57. Re:WTF? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Obesity causes artificial additives

      mobile phones cause obesity

      artificial additive casue mobile phones

      THis is fun

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    58. Re:WTF? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      artificial additive casue mobile phones

      How many people had mobile phones before there were so many artificial additives in our food?

      Surveys have shown that many people buy mobile phones within a few hours of eating at a fast food restaurant.

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    59. Re:WTF? by mvdwege · · Score: 1
      Alien life is a scientific possibility. What proof is there? We exist. We live on a planet in the universe. Hence, some others might as well.

      There is a very important rule in applying the scientific method to observational evidence: you cannot extrapolate from a single data point.

      I suggest you and the morons that agreed with you go back to take an elementary science course.

      And for the record: I think SETI is as much junk science, maybe more, than anything the SETI supporters like to bash. Funny that hard-core alien believers don't like to apply the same standards to their reasoning as they do to others. As long as the only theoretical foundation of alien life is Drake's equation and extrapolation from a single observational fact, SETI and belief in extraterrestrial life belongs in the crank section of the library, along with a belief that the earth is flat and phlogiston theory.

      Mart
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    60. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we do talk to dolphins. I don't think Flipper just decided to have his own show.

    61. Re:WTF? by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      flip 2 coins, each has probability of landing on heads 1/2, yet its not always (2*(1/2)==1) the case that one lands on heads.

      Um. It is if you live in a strange magical world where you use addition where you could use multiplication... The rest of us, however, would say that the probability is determined by multiplying 1/2 by 1/2 and getting the probability of two tails to equal 1/4, two heads equals 1/4, and one of each to equal 1/2. Sum all of those and you get 1.

      -T

    62. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though, I think to the child who is circumcised without anesthesia, it is a little more than 'symbolic'.

    63. Re:WTF? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Nope, he's an atheist. He might be an agnostic too, but that's a separate issue.

      Atheism is about not having belief. Being "sure" doesn't come into it - *that's* what agnosticsm is about, knowledge (or lack of).

      Have a read of this.

    64. Re:WTF? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Just because he fits another definition doesn't imply he can't be an atheist. Adjectives aren't mutually exclusive!

    65. Re:WTF? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Do you believe in Unicorns?

    66. Re:WTF? by goatan · · Score: 1

      the point was he doesn't fit the atheist description he fits the agnostic description

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    67. Re:WTF? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But he fits the atheist description ("without belief in god").

      He might fit the agnostic description too, though it depends whether we mean "don't know if there's a god" (that one applies to me, as well as being an atheist), or "don't know whether or not he believes" (that one certainly isn't me - I *know* that I don't have any belief).

      Unfortunately the terms atheism, and especially agnosticsm have many different meanings, and in general they are certainly not mutually exclusive.

    68. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That really would not be funny. It may be the reason it's not kosher to eat them, because they have souls.

    69. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that big a question. Nothing in Christianity says that Jesus can't go through again on another world. Nothing in Islam says that Mohammed is the last prophet in the entire universe. Of course, there will be those that insist on narrow views, like those in the past who insisted the bible says blacks should be slaves to whites.

  4. Wow. by benjamindees · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And this is in the 'science' section.
    And it's nothing but a bunch of speculation about how to convert aliens to christianity.
    My head is about to explode.

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    1. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      And it's nothing but a bunch of speculation about how to convert aliens to christianity

      You obviously haven't seen "Alien 3".

    2. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can just see The Church screwing humanity over by waging war against and offending other (alien) cultures when we meet them in the same way they treated indians, asians and everyone else on this planet as they encountered them. It's a frightening thing to consider.

    3. Re:Wow. by AlecC · · Score: 1

      it's nothing but a bunch of speculation about how to convert aliens to christianity.

      Did you RTFA? It is certainly not "nothing but" such speculation. Certainly, it contains that speculation - but it cointains quite a lot more, like the inteviewees current research on metorites (which I am almost certain can not be converted to Christianity).

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    4. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I can just see The Church screwing humanity over by waging war against and offending other (alien) cultures when we meet them in the same way they treated indians, asians and everyone else on this planet as they encountered them.

      Unlike, eg, the merchants, who were largely agnostics, but still screwed over the Indians and Asians? Or the military, who were largely atheists, but still slaughtered the Indians and Asians?

      Nobody comes out of the colonial period smelling of roses. If you tot it all up, the church comes out better than most - it did a worse job on respecting cultural differences, but in terms of actual human rights abuses it perpetrated fewer atrocities and indeed often took the side of the "natives" in disputes over land and property.

      Basically, if I were in the position of an indigenous person back then, and I had a choice of whether the people who came to my village were from the church or from the army, I'm telling you, I'd want it to be the church, 'cos the church might burn my idol, but they aren't going to rape my mother...

    5. Re:Wow. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's science too.

      Just because people aren't trying to figure out quantum physics doesn't mean they arent' scientists.

      It's a legitimate question - human population throughout its history has had many religions. They don't go away (Stalin tried to remove religion from russia for example but failed completely). There's something fundamental to humanity that wants/needs religion.

      Some of it I guess it tribal (I'm a foo, you're a bar, therefore you're different from me) but that doesn't wholly explain it.

      So the question becomes would an alien society develop the same patterns? And if they did, would 'conversion' happen in one or both directions?

      Speculation perhaps but no more than the possibility that the aliens exist in the first place...

    6. Re:Wow. by Laur · · Score: 1
      You obviously haven't seen "Alien 3".

      That is not a bad thing!

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    7. Re:Wow. by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      And this is in the 'science' section.

      ...of a web site who's whole reason for existence is discussing religion. If a religion web site discussing religion is enough to make your head explode, you have quite the fragile head.

      (And this is insightful how, exactly?)

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    8. Re:Wow. by confused+one · · Score: 1
      read the article. He's a real scientist (PhD in hand) doing real science. the conversion comments were part of an obviously tongue in cheek response to the question:

      You're at an astrobiology conference, and the goal of astrobiology is to understand the origin of life on Earth and to search for life elsewhere, including other intelligent life. So let's just go for the big prize. Suppose another intelligent species is discovered. What would that do to the Church's beliefs about God creating the universe, and Earth, and the creatures on Earth, and sending his only son - which is what it says in the book - to this planet, where there is an intelligent species, perhaps one among millions?

      Rember he's a Jesuit. BTW, he didn't actually say thus convertible to some terrestrial religion. That was some "poetic license" on the part of the poster. He actually said

      They know who they are, they're self-aware, and they're able to do something about it. I think dogs are self-aware, but they don't have a whole lot of free will. Maybe computers are the same sort of thing. Human beings have to have both.

      That means if you're going to have freedom, you've got the capability of doing right and wrong. There is evil in the world, that's an observed fact. There is the need to overcome evil in the world. There's that need for salvation that we all have. I can't imagine they wouldn't need it, if they've got the same freedom we've got...

      If you want to trade good bible quotes, here's one: The beginning of the Gospel of John, "In the beginning was the Word."...

      Is it possible that there are other Words in other languages to other cultures? Beats the heck out of me.

      Now, I've taken some license and shortened the comment for the sake of posting; but, those are his exact words.

    9. Re:Wow. by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      And this is in the 'science' section.
      And it's nothing but a bunch of speculation about how to convert aliens to christianity.
      My head is about to explode.


      This kind of attitude annoys me more than Fundamentalist (Christians,Muslims, fill in religion here). Science is NOT a religion itself. Science is a systematic way to satisfy curiosity about the world. There is a HUGE amount of raw material for Science in this subject:

      Why do humans believe in religions?
      If aliens believe in a religion how does it differ from human religion? How is it the same?
      Does the makeup of the
      human mind/human developement/
      human evolution/culture/
      history/language explain human beliefs?

      Do the differences in these things between aliens and humans change the way their views on religion/metaphysics have developed?

      Anyone who thinks about the metaphysical/philisophical questions usually covered by religion and dismisses them saying SCIENCE! is just as closed minded and ignorant as fundimentalists who look at quasars and say BIBLE!

      Science is a means of asking better and better questions about the world around us, including things we do not have the answers for. There are lots of good questions in this subject that could let us learn a lot about any other intelligences we may encouter and about ourselves once we have a basis for comparison.

    10. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the interview:

      GC: No. I don't expect to convert anybody here. I don't expect to convert any aliens. If I can get people to think and if I can get people to laugh, what more do I need to do?Why don't you RTFA? Nothing more irritating than a smug ignoramus.

    11. Re:Wow. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Science is a religion if you think it can answer the questions that religions try to answer like, Why are we here? What is the purpose of my existence? Is there good in the world? How can I be a better person?

      Science becomes a religion because idiots like you think it can answer the question of whether God exists or not.

    12. Re:Wow. by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      Did I list the existence of God as a question that can be answered by Science?
      No.

      I listed questions like what causes people to need religions, which is a question about human behaviour and humanity. These are questions Science can answer. Having another intelligent species with a non-human culture would be a perfect scientific case study and their views on religion would also be helpful in understanding our views on religion (both pro and con)

      If you use Science, or Religion as an excuse not to think then you are definitely not a Scienctist. Many people who dismiss religion say they are being modern and scientific when they are just being lazy and refusing to think. The doctor giving the interview is an example of a real scientist who graduated MIT,has a PhD and is a Jesuit. He probably has more raw intelligence than you and I put together. He can do effective science and have faith in God.

      By the way I know the answer to one of your questions "How can you be a better person?": Don't call people idiots :)

  5. Hail Ming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    All hail Ming, our Emperor!

    All these years, I've been telling you, I hope now that you see it as clearly as I do. I for one welcome.. err.. ok.

    1. Re:Hail Ming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new torturing prison over lords....

      Why isn't there a "+1 flambait" option?

  6. Good and evil by jandersen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Even if any aliens were to have a concept of good and evil there's no reason why they would see things the way we do. Just look at how it is on Earth: there are people who genuinely believe it is 'good' to do things that many now believe are profoundly evil. Take the Spanish Inquisition, for example: they really believed that it was the right thing to torture suspects - give a sinner hell here, so they don't suffer so much in the next world.

    In fact, I don't think there is anybody that considers himself 'evil', no matter what.

    1. Re:Good and evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In fact, I don't think there is anybody that considers himself 'evil', no matter what.
      *raises hand*
    2. Re:Good and evil by kamapuaa · · Score: 3, Funny
      In fact, I don't think there is anybody that considers himself 'evil', no matter what.

      A Google Search for the phrase "I am evil" yields 13,600 hits.

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    3. Re:Good and evil by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take the Spanish Inquisition, for example: they really believed that it was the right thing to torture suspects

      Now I know what Donald Rumsfeld is fond of in Spainish cultural heritage.

      In fact, I don't think there is anybody that considers himself 'evil', no matter what.

      Just check the science fiction & fantasy fandom. How many fans of "Star Wars" identify themselves with the Empire, Darth Vader, Moff Tarkin, Darth Maul, stormtroopers or "lesser evils" like Bobba Fett? How many "Harry Potter" fans identify with Malfoys and Death Eaters? How many Tolkien fans dress up as orcs and goblins? Personally, I always identify myself with the "evil" characters in popular culture, especially the bad guys from Bond movies. Ah, the classic Tom Jones theme... "He looks at the world and wants it all, so he strikes like thunderball" - wouldn't you if you could?

    4. Re:Good and evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      bush "I am evil": 751 hits

      osama "I am evil": 149 hits

      Makes you think...

    5. Re: Good and evil by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Personally, I always identify myself with the "evil" characters in popular culture, especially the bad guys from Bond movies. Ah, the classic Tom Jones theme... "He looks at the world and wants it all, so he strikes like thunderball" - wouldn't you if you could?

      I draw the line at persian cats.

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    6. Re:Good and Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with good and evil is that they are open to interpretation.

      The very fact that you are telling us that there is a "problem" indicates that you have your own idea of what is good or not-good (otherwise, how can it be a prpoblem?), and that you expect us to have grounds for a common understanding (otherwise, why are you telling us?).

      So, there must be some common notion of what is good that you're hoping us to work off of here.

    7. Re:Good and evil by NineteenSixtyNine · · Score: 0

      What I'm really ashamed of is that the US could come up on war crime charges.

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    8. Re:Good and Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Yes, I have my own moral standards.
      And yes I have my own idea of what is good and evil.

      But not everyone will share the same ideas.

      I'm not saying there will be a problem.
      I'm just saying there might be a problem. Since a lot of people work under the assumption that good and evil are universal.

    9. Re:Good and evil by lysium · · Score: 1
      As a personal aside, you get +5 for the torture reference. Works on about four different levels -- brilliant.

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    10. Re:Good and evil by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      How many fans of "Star Wars" identify themselves with the Empire, Darth Vader, Moff Tarkin, Darth Maul, stormtroopers or "lesser evils" like Bobba Fett?

      You should read up on the theory that the empire are actually the good guys, fighting a nasty rebellion that wants interstellar war and an ending to millenia of peace.

      I don't claim to buy into it, but you can always make evil look good and good look evil.

    11. Re:Good and evil by jsebrech · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      What I'm really ashamed of is that the US could come up on war crime charges.

      Actually, it couldn't. The International Criminal Court is the court that deals with war crimes now, and the US has done everything it can to avoid it having jurisdiction over US citizens, even to the point of passing a law that allows the president to invade holland and forcibly take back any detained suspected war criminals that have a US passport. In addition to measures like cutting of aid to countries that ratify the ICC.

      To me Bush has been unusually prescient with respect to avoiding any culpability of US citizens for war crimes committed around the world.

    12. Re: Good and evil by Darby · · Score: 1

      I draw the line at persian cats.

      Do you recommend any particular merchant for your monocle needs?

    13. Re:Good and evil by jandersen · · Score: 1

      I see what you mean - but what I meant was more, that people will always (nearly) see themselves as 'good'. If one asked Saddam Hussein whether he sees himself as 'good' or 'evil' what do you think he would answer?

      As to whether I 'would if I could': no, I don't think so. Not because I am profoundly good, I just don't think having infinite power or whatever would be all that cool. I mean, what on Earth would I want that for? I just want to have enough of what I need, and then a little bit more.

    14. Re:Good and evil by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      In fact, I don't think there is anybody that considers himself 'evil', no matter what.

      Any intellectually honest Christian MUST believe that he or she is evil (along with everyone else). The whole thing doesn't make much sense, otherwise.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

  7. This is 100% pure gold! by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    ... me thinks he does not deal with the media frequently, nor is he versed in the black arts of P.R.

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  8. Will the aliens be by goatan · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interplanetry Mormons or quantum presbytaryans

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    1. Re:Will the aliens be by grepistan · · Score: 1

      "If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo!"

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    2. Re:Will the aliens be by kolbeinn · · Score: 2, Funny

      Interplanetry Mormons or quantum presbytaryans

      Astral Amish.

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    3. Re:Will the aliens be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will be Marklar, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Will the aliens be by julesh · · Score: 1

      Knowing our luck they'll probably be scientoligists.

    5. Re:Will the aliens be by goatan · · Score: 1

      It could be xenu himself returned in all his glory. If you want a good laugh you should check out opperation clambake.

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    6. Re:Will the aliens be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we'll be hearing from the Astral Amish any time soon :)

  9. Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by writertype · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...what about religion?

    Seriously, if some advanced race landed on Earth, at least some cult/faction/group would characterize them as gods. What I find interesting is the practical viewpoint of the Vatican astronomer; new scientific discovery does not eliminate the need for a God, it just redefines the boundaries between humanity and the Other.

    I also think that a chance encounter with aliens would certainly polarize the creationists. Did God create the Earth in seven days? OK, what about Gamma Epsilon 7? The Catholic Church has had many, many faults, (hello, Galileo) but IMO the modern Church is much more accepting of scientific theories than, say, fundamentalist Christians.

    1. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by awol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the most problematic issue for the dogmatic, certainly judeo-christian and probably islamic is the concept that god create mankind in his own image. But there is a simple answer for them and that is that god also create the beasts for mankind to exploit. The aliens would just be beasts in this context. Intelligence is no bar for falling into the beast category (and exploit isn't judgmental, just a corollary fro "use")

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    2. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      new scientific discovery does not eliminate the need for a God...the modern Church is much more accepting of scientific theories than, say, fundamentalist Christians.
      The Catholic church has had centuries of practice in slowly adapting to uncomfortable new truths, they are past masters at this, and indeed much more pragmatic and intellectually supple than fundamentalist Christians, Moslems or whatever.

      But IMHO this makes them more dangerous, not less.

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    3. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      God didn't create the Earth in seven days, He created *everything* in seven days; the earth took the last few of them. Before starting on the Earth, He created everything else - Gamma Epsilon 7 would, presumably, have been created then.

      [Disclaimer: I am not a Christian, I've never even read the Bible, etc]

    4. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi writertype

      -galileo

    5. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fundimental Christians have no problem with the concept of God creating man in His own image. Why do you? As to Islam, given they do not believe the Bible, they certainly do not believe man is created in the image of God.

    6. Re:Advanced tech indistinguishable from magic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Catholic church has had centuries of practice in slowly adapting to uncomfortable new truths, they are past masters at this, and indeed much more pragmatic and intellectually supple than fundamentalist Christians, Moslems or whatever. But IMHO this makes them more dangerous, not less.

      WTF. Damned if you do. Damned if you don't.

  10. Maybe they are more advanced than us by clickety6 · · Score: 2, Flamebait



    and so no longer need primitive belief systems.

    They may even know why we're here and what comes next ;-)

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    1. Re:Maybe they are more advanced than us by zonix · · Score: 1

      Maybe they are more advanced than us and so no longer need primitive belief systems.

      Man I really hope so!

      They may even know why we're here and what comes next ;-)

      Heh heh, you mean someone like the Q:

      (SILENCE. Picard is standing in blindingly WHITE LIMBO without walls or ceiling. He is dazed and confused...)
      Q: Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc ... you're dead.
      Picard: What's going on, Q?
      Q: I told you. You're dead. This is the afterlife. And I'm God.
      Picard: You are not God.
      Q: Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you or something.
      ...
      Picard: How do I know this isn't another one of your tricks?
      Q: Think, Jean-Luc. Why would I go to all the trouble of faking your death when I could simply kill you whenever I felt like it?
      ...
      Picard: No. I am not dead. I refuse to believe there is an afterlife which is run by you ... the universe is not that badly designed.

      That would be cool! :-)

      z
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    2. Re:Maybe they are more advanced than us by xandroid · · Score: 1

      Most of our religions profess to know why we're here and what comes next. Why would we believe what any alien says any more than we believe what the loonies on our own planet say?

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    3. Re:Maybe they are more advanced than us by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Thank you! That was, by far, the best dialog between a stupid human and an omnipotent being. If Joseph Smith had translated those words instead of a bunch of books where every sentence starts with "And it came to pass", I'd have to be a Mormon. ;)

      Instead, Q is my God. So does that make me a Qist? Or a Qtian? OH, I know.

      I must be a Q-bert. ;)

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    4. Re:Maybe they are more advanced than us by clickety6 · · Score: 1

      Because they might be able to prove it !

      That'd be a new one!

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    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  12. I never metaphysic I didn't like by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    We may garner much intergalactic anthropological interest over the many and varied myths we still retain, the quaint science fiction, and the magnificent primitive smogs. Cool, huh? Way more marketable than religion.

    Chuck another prawn on the barbie, come visit us on Outback Earth, y'hear?

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  13. Re:mod as flamebait by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Informative


    FYI, "flamebait" isn't a synonym for "I disagree".

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  14. Threat by BenBenBen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He also seems to miss out the option whereby we atract the attention of "agents of free will" who have already discovered evil. Am I right in thinking that currently it's illegal to attempt to communicate with an ET without UN approval, or something? In case they wander over and rape our planet/enslave us all/demand McNeal.

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    1. Re:Threat by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Am I right in thinking that currently it's illegal to attempt to communicate with an ET without UN approval"

      Who cares? What are they going to do about it if anyone does ?

      Pass a resolution ?

      Set up an oil for dilithium crystals scheme ?

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    2. Re:Threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, you're American? For a nation that likes arguing "one planet, one set of rules", they sure don't want to give the UN a chance. Please, America, take over from the UN! rule the world! Install an Imperial garrison near me! Pax Americana: metuant dum oderint, as someone on here says.

    3. Re:Threat by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      Am I right in thinking that currently it's illegal to attempt to communicate with an ET without UN approval, or something?
      I doubt that would be the case. Altough I do think it would be illegal to send them national secrets (Like info on how to build nukes). With other words the same laws for communicating with members of another nation would apply for communicating with aliens.
    4. Re:Threat by BenBenBen · · Score: 1

      I'm sure I read somewhere reputable a moratorium was agreed to the effect that no-one could start a project to initiate ccontact with ETs without some sort of agreement, but obviously I can't find anything on Google. Grr.

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    5. Re:Threat by gnovos · · Score: 1

      doubt that would be the case. Altough I do think it would be illegal to send them national secrets (Like info on how to build nukes).

      Because god forbid any alien species capable of getting here across interstellar distances get the secret of how to smash two blocks of urainium together really really fast.

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      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
  15. insightful flamebait? by grepistan · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think that the parent is flamebait inasmuch as it encourages flames (thank goodness all the Christians are in bed) but I belive it still makes a very valid point: surely the Vatican should spend more time thinking about how to truly help the people on this planet rather than speculating about people (in its loosest sense!) much further away!

    This really seems to resonate with the attitude of the Catholic Church in the Fifteenth Century. "We have learned from our brave adventurers and scientists that people, or what we would roughly call people, exist on a place unbelievably far away. Let's convert them!" And the rest is rather unpleasant history.

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    1. Re:insightful flamebait? by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1
      This really seems to resonate with the attitude of the Catholic Church in the Fifteenth Century. "We have learned from our brave adventurers and scientists that people, or what we would roughly call people, exist on a place unbelievably far away. Let's convert them!"

      I can imagine the reaction if someone had actually suggested there might be "people" on other planets. Guys were spit-roasted for suggesting that the Earth might go round the sun.

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    2. Re:insightful flamebait? by grepistan · · Score: 1

      Of course I use "people" in an enormously broad sense here, roughly: 'animate things that can think and communicate with us'.

      I suspect even that suggestion would have sent you to an early grave. At least people aren't quite that superstitious any more.

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    3. Re:insightful flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surely the Vatican should spend more time thinking about how to truly help the people on this planet rather than speculating about people (in its loosest sense!) much further away!

      Er, did you, um, RTFA? He addresses this exact point, i.e. why he's doing astronomy instead of teaching kids in Africa. Basically it's because humans are interested in astronomy, kids in Africa are interested in astronomy, and if you tell those kids "no more astronomy, all that matters for you is where your next meal's coming from", you're denying their basic human curiosity and reducing them to the level of animals.

      Or something like that. Read the article, he puts it much better.

    4. Re:insightful flamebait? by grepistan · · Score: 1

      I'm not telling anyone "no more astronomy". And yes, I did RTFA. I don't recall reducing anyone to the level of animals and was merely suggesting that it's generally a better idea to spend one's time trying to help others in a more meaningful way, before you twisted my words against me.

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    5. Re:insightful flamebait? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      surely the Vatican should spend more time thinking about how to truly help the people on this planet rather than speculating about people (in its loosest sense!) much further away!

      Let me get this straight: one guy, the Vatican's astromoner, writes a book about the possibilities revolving around alien life as it relates to Christian theology, and suddenly all the vast resources of the Church are tied up until after his book signing at the Rome Barnes&Noble? Do you think it's possible that the Vatican and, by extension, the Church has entire ministries to do things like care for the sick, minister to prisoners, and preach the Word to both the faithful and non-Christians? Or is everything being put behind this guy's book?

      "We have learned from our brave adventurers and scientists that people, or what we would roughly call people, exist on a place unbelievably far away. Let's convert them!"

      Whether you agree with the Church or not, they believe(d) that their way was the only way to ensure salvation. Given that, it would be inhuman to not convert someone. Granted that their tactics left something to be desired, but you can't blame 'em for why they did it.

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    6. Re:insightful flamebait? by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      I agree with your first point. That's an error in logic which sadly many people make - person has opinion; person works for/is a member of/is affiliated with group; group has same opinion.

      But I've taken a critical look at what the 'Church' has done in the past and to its motives wrt to the peoples they were trying to convert. Don't forget: they were essentially working for the state. It was all about dominating the locals in order to establish control over an area and its goods.

      Any good that has come out of that (feeding, clothing the poor, etc.) is wonderful. Just don't forget what's going on at the top of the pyramid.

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    7. Re:insightful flamebait? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      But I've taken a critical look at what the 'Church' has done in the past and to its motives wrt to the peoples they were trying to convert. Don't forget: they were essentially working for the state.

      Actually, that's not true at all. At least not for the Catholic Church. One of the causes of the Protestant Reformation was the fact that the Pope kept putting his nose into matters of state, telling kings and princes what they could, or could not, do. Henry VIII is the best example of this, and coincides with the timeline the original poster mentioned (15th Century).

      To say the Catholic was working for the state at any time is to ignore much of European history.

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    8. Re:insightful flamebait? by grepistan · · Score: 1

      So the end justifies the means. That's just swell, I guess you can wipe away all that massacre and genocide with good intentions then!

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  16. "A" Vatican astronomer? by writertype · · Score: 2, Funny
    Given the miniscule population of the city, he may be in fact the astronomer of the Vatican.

    1. Re:"A" Vatican astronomer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised there's even one...these are the people who burned the libary of alexandria.

    2. Re:"A" Vatican astronomer? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

      Given the miniscule population of the city, he may be in fact the astronomer of the Vatican.

      Not really. Just as you don't need really to live in New York City to work for a NYC based company, majority of Vatican civil employees live somewhere in Rome or the suburbs. Vatican is actually a part of Rome.

    3. Re:"A" Vatican astronomer? by AlecC · · Score: 1

      He says there are "about a dozen of us".

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    4. Re:"A" Vatican astronomer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as the Vatican goes, the Pope never really had much direct influence in Egypt. That was the eastern part of the Roman Empire.

      According to this page, the burning of the library was a team effort involving Julius Caesar in 47 BC, fanatical Christians in 391 AD, and Omar the Caliph of Baghdad in 641 AD.

    5. Re:"A" Vatican astronomer? by AntoniusBloc · · Score: 1

      Did you even read the article?

      "What I didn't realize was that they were going to pull me out of teaching to do full-time research at the Vatican. There's a small group of about a dozen Jesuits at the Vatican. I'm one of them. We come from all over the world. We all do just full-time astronomy. But in addition, I do a lot of public talks and things like my participation in this conference."

  17. Marklar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marklar: "You marklars must leave."
    Missionary: "But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!"
    Marklar: "Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by."

  18. That 'Many Reasons' link by slycer9 · · Score: 1

    Made me feel REEEEALY good about myself.

    Call me crazy but I wouldn't want most of those as indicative of my 'clientel'.

    'Yup, we've got a bunch of remarks from idiots, take us seriously.'

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  19. Jehovah's witnesses? by 778790 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I find the prospect of a mass space-conversion by Jehovah's witnesses to be unlikely. How are they gonna knock on all those doors? Better chances: Hare Krishnas They can appeal to the disaffected alien youth! Islam: Convert or we will crash this spaceship into your planet! Scientology: Will work briefly with its appeal to science and reason, but will suffer a backlash after aliens are treated to a free screening of Battlefield Earth

    1. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Better chances: Hare Krishnas They can appeal to the disaffected alien youth!

      Not until we build an interstellar spaceport for them to hang out in.

    2. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by hanssprudel · · Score: 1

      Scientology: Will work briefly with its appeal to science and reason

      "Science and reason"? Xenu the space emperor and measuring your souls satisfaction with an oversensitive lie detector. I think I am missing something here.

    3. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing something. The whole 'xenu' thing, while it sounds fantastic to someone who doesn't have a clue what "secondaries, locks, engrams and f/n's" are, is really just a session restimulator. Its not 'doctrine' that you 'worship the idea that Xenu invaded earth', it is simply a part of the running of certain case processes designed to bring greater freedom and ability to the pre-clear.

      Take any single factoid out of context, and you can ruin any religion. Hey, the U.S. is a "nation of torturers and perverts", and the Arabs are "barbaric head-collectors" ... but in the context of U.S. Military doctrine, shame and degradation are clearly part of the process ... much to the U.S.' embarrassment and strife, of course.

      Anti-scientologists will always be 'using' the Xenu story as a reason for people to ridicule and deride Scientology. But this doesn't change the fact that, actually, Scientology Works. You will get the results, as stated, if you use it properly ... and certainly, getting all excited about the OT3 materials, most of which you actually do have to be qualified in order to understand, is not going to change the fact that at the end of the process, certain clearly visible, observable, joyous phenomenon will occur. Scientology Works, even in a desert, even in a city, even out on the ocean away from it all ... if you use the technology the way it is meant to be used, you will get the results you expect. Just like Apache and PHP, I guess.

      The Xenu Incident is a restimulator, designed to put a PC in the position to run the rest of the process. It isn't 'dogma' or 'doctrine', its a restimulator to help get the PC through the wall of fire ... and through to the other side. Maybe it helps to put certain verifiable whole-track incidents in the context of a sci-fi-like story?

      Of course, if you didn't know these things, at face value, "Xenu" seems pretty weird. But, what exactly sort of restimulator would you expect from a benevolant man who happens to write science fiction?

      Those who would argue about Xenu better have completed their Levels and be qualified Auditors. Anything less is ingenue, and not the way you're supposed to use Scientology to get the results you expect ... Auditing is a precise science, there is no 'belief' - there is only 'practice this, see that it works, use it so that it works to get the results you are supposed to get'. If that doesn't happen, then really, the fact is you just didn't understand something. Get your dictionary out, and look up those words you're "sure" you know ...

      (Posted Anonymously, thanks to the knee-jerk "know-better" factor so many members of the Cult of Slashdot are capable of exhibiting...)

    4. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by magefile · · Score: 1

      Auditing is a precise science, there is no 'belief' - there is only 'practice this, see that it works, use it so that it works to get the results you are supposed to get'.

      True scientists admit that they may be wrong. "Practice this, see that it works, use it so that ... [you] get the results you are supposed to get" is exactly contrary to the scientific method.

    5. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a way your right about context, there is lots of info about Scientology out there that let you put Xenu into the right context. That of gigantic rip-off designed to designed to take your money.

      In that context your right that Scientology works, it does exactly what it is designed to do, part you from your cash. Demonstratable results? Sure, just look at the money they make off of members. Thing about Xenu is put it in context, and it stops being funny and starts being scary, becuase the context around it is scary. Any organisation engaged in systematic explotation is scary. Any organisation that can get some of its members to like that explotation is even scarier.

      Auditing is nicely exact, becuase if it doesn't work, you blame the person, not the process. It's as good circular reasoning as your wonderful 'You have to be a Scientologist to argue about Xenu'.

      I'm posting Anonymously becuase someone knocking Scientology can have much more to fear than being jeered at on Slashdot.

    6. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Practice this, see that it works, use it so that ... [you] get the results you are supposed to get" is exactly contrary to the scientific method.

      No it isn't, sorry but thats utter rubbish.

      I know plenty of Scientists whose entire existence would be rendered utterly invalid if it weren't for the fact that the techniques for gaining certain phenomenon were properly available to them, for standard application, in standard environments. Do you think that petri dish preparation isn't a standard, knowable, demonstrable technique which always gains the results expected if you follow the technique properly?

      Standard Technology isn't just a "scientologist byword". Its a fact.

      When you have a technology which provably and demonstrably works, if you don't use that technology in the way that it was designed to work, you corrupt that technology. Standard technology is simply any technology that produces reproducable results, when applied standardly, i.e. as it has been applied successfully in the past.

      This 'corruption' factor has happened with Scientology - too many people call themselves "scientologists" when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth; they aren't applying scientology to get the results expected. I know so many bullshit Scientologists whose ability to actually follow techniques without altering them is extraordinarily poor, and I blame those people for the failure of Scientology to achieve its goals of a happier, freer, more capable society in control of its future.

      What would you think of all those biological researchers, if, suddenly, they all decided that the standard techniques for such things as 'cell multiplication and division in the lab' were "nonsense, didnt work, and require too much 'faith'"? Those wouldn't be very good scientists.

      The same goes for Scientologists. If you're not through the wall of fire because you're incapable of seeing past the "Xenu myth", then you're not a Scientologist. Get off the box and let someone who does follow Standard Tech the chance to free themselves of very real, very demonstrable life-limiting phenomenon.

      If you're not using the precise techniques of Scientology to get the results, as stated, that you are capable of achieving, then you simply are not a Scientologist and have no right to call yourself one.

      Scientology Works.

      IF it doesn't, then you're not using it right and it simply isn't Scientology. It isn't Scientology if you're not getting the results you expected, as described ... and at that point, its time to go back and do a little study ... just like 1st-year chem students have to do when things go 'boom', unexpectedly, and everyone is covered in soot ...

    7. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auditing is nicely exact, becuase if it doesn't work, you blame the person, not the process.

      The process itself does nothing. Its the person, applying the process, that gets the result. If you don't get the result, then yes ... you are applying the process incorrectly, and the responsibility for this lies with you.

      Responsibility goes hand in hand with Knowledge. If you're not going to take responsibility for applying knowledge, you won't get the results of that application ... its as simple as that.

      Your other flaming about "parting from cash" is irrelevant. Scientology works, whether you spent money on it ... or not. Money has nothing to do with whether the technology works or not - it simply pays for the safe environment in which you are given a chance to take responsibility for yourself, learn some technology, and apply it, standardly.

      Of course though, if you have tried Scientology and found it doesn't work, then thats true for you ... and nobody can change that. Its your responsibility, not 'the Churches' ... though the Church does work pretty hard to make sure people do use Scientology standardly, and thus ... responsibly ...

    8. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a diffirent AC, man you sound like you are brainwashed. How many times did you say "Scientology works" who are you tring to convince, yourself??

      From what you are saying sounds like scientology is a cult and nothing more then that.

      enjoy your cult.

    9. Re:Jehovah's witnesses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology works, dude. It just does. Anyone who will ignore this fact just because of 'controversy and peril' in the current cultural environment is missing out on a big event ...

      Sorta like Linux zealots, I guess, who know how well the Linux core technology works ... would that make me a cult member too? I guess so.

      As for how many times I've said "Scientology Works", I dunno. Its true. It does work. Scientology does work, and if you can't get to the point where you can see that, maybe you ought to try a little harder. As a Scientology, I can tell you that when you start to put it to work for you, you'll have a great time with it. Why shouldn't I say it? It seems to me that it is the one point which every anti-scientologist robot seems unwilling to confront directly ...

  20. Catastrophic by SamSim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The discovery of extra-terrestrial intelligence would be catastrophic for organized religion. What if they have the exact same religion as one of the ones on Earth? Then it must be the correct one, and there's no such thing as faith anymore, and at least 80% of the Earth's population was wrong all along. What if they DON'T share any of our religions? Then ALL of ours must be wrong.

    1. Re: Catastrophic by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > The discovery of extra-terrestrial intelligence would be catastrophic for organized religion. What if they have the exact same religion as one of the ones on Earth? Then it must be the correct one, and there's no such thing as faith anymore, and at least 80% of the Earth's population was wrong all along. What if they DON'T share any of our religions? Then ALL of ours must be wrong.

      Europeans didn't find that problematic the last time they discovered a New World.

      Religions tend to be very conservative about their beliefs, but they've always shown an ability to adapt when the chips are down. Encounters with extraterrestrials won't be any different.

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    2. Re:Catastrophic by mattbelcher · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What if they DON'T share any of our religions? Then ALL of ours must be wrong.

      Why? I don't follow this reasoning. After all, no one in the Americas shared any religions with people from Europe, but that doesn't imply that no European or Native American religion is true. Lack of agreement between alien cultures does not imply falsehood.

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    3. Re:Catastrophic by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      What if they DON'T share any of our religions? Then ALL of ours must be wrong.

      Not at all. It just means that those godless comm^H^H^H^Haliens haven't found Jesus/Allah/Cthulhu/Buddha/Coresh yet.

      There are several SF short stories on the subject of mixing religion with space exploration, Arthur C. Clarke's The Star is probably the most well known. Another, whose author I can't recall right now, details the trials and tribulations of a space-faring merchant on an isolated planet populated by gentle lizards and what he has to put up with when a earthly priest comes along, teaching the aliens about original sin and getting killed in the process when the lizards take him a little bit too literally.

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    4. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So either 80% or 100% of the Earth's population must be wrong. In either case we can say that the percentage is >= 80%. We don't need the discovery of extra-terrestrial intelligence, it's already catastrophic.

    5. Re:Catastrophic by IceDrgn · · Score: 1

      God wouldn't certainly put out identical religions everywhere! As there are lots of religions here, accomodating every culture but still giving out the same spiritual truths to everyone, there must be different religions everywhere in the universe. Put the coran and bible next to each other, study, and you will see that they have no contradictions, and are identical in all the spiritual truths said. Only the laws differ because spritual truths must be interperted in different ways for different situations. Surely an alien civilization would have their own religion, and surely that religion differs from the ones we know, but if God exists as we know Him, the spiritual truths taught must be essentially the same.

    6. Re:Catastrophic by Jon+Kent · · Score: 1

      I think the superiority of the alien culture/religion was implicit in the grandparent's argument. If ET is lightyears ahead of humanity technically then it is not an outlandish supposition that terrestrial culture, and thus religion would be "overwhelmed" into extinction.

    7. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 3, Insightful
      God wouldn't certainly put out identical religions everywhere! As there are lots of religions here, accomodating every culture but still giving out the same spiritual truths to everyone, there must be different religions everywhere in the universe...if God exists as we know Him, the spiritual truths taught must be essentially the same.

      The spiritual truths in all Earth's religions are basically the same:

      1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored].

      2. You should be nice to people who profess to hold the same spiritual belief as you.

      3. People who do not fall in the previous category are [doomed/below your standing/misguided] and should be [ignored/converted/killed].

      Personally, I don't see how any religion could exist that does not hold these principles. Principle 1 must hold, otherwise it's no religion. Principle 2 must hold, because religions must bind people into groups or they will perish. Principle 3 must hold, because if someone believes his religion does not make him superior to others, he will convert to something that makes him feel better.

      So, if anything, finding an alien religion that holds the same principles only shows that the aliens have the same sociological and psychological make-up as humans. It says nothing about the existence of God.

      Actually, I think that if space-faring aliens believe in God, they will probably have a better concept of God than we do, and it is likely to be closer to the truth.

    8. Re: Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religions tend to be very conservative about their beliefs, but they've always shown an ability to adapt when the chips are down. Encounters with extraterrestrials won't be any different.

      Yes. By torturing and killing masses of innocent people.

    9. Re:Catastrophic by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      I don't follow this argument at all. We already have many religions, what difference would one or more alien ones make?

      Is the assumption that the aliens must be superior to us, and that therefore their religion(s) must be too? Most religious believers wouldn't go along with that, because their God/whatever is always going to be superior to any mortal being.

      So, unfortunately, I don't see why the discovery of ETI would affect organized religions much at all.

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    10. Re:Catastrophic by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      What if they have the exact same religion as one of the ones on Earth? Then it must be the correct one, and there's no such thing as faith anymore, and at least 80% of the Earth's population was wrong all along.


      I state that all the monotheistic religions (Judaism, Christianism, Islam) plus all their derived cults and sects are pretty much the same anyways, derived from pretty much the same sources with pretty much the same goals and similar rites and cermonies.

      That never stopped a certain kind of "religious people" from killing each other over it.
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    11. Re:Catastrophic by sita · · Score: 1

      No, definitely not insightful. Your line of reasoning is not to far off for religions that are unversalistic in nature -- i.e. that by definition are for all people (as seen from inside that religion). Christianity and islam are in this category. For a christian (moslem) it is a good thing if all people would accept christianity (islam).

      This leads to all kind of pitying for and/or missioning among people who don't share those beliefs.

      However, there are religions that do not have the aspiration to be for all people and that do not have opinions on whether rejecting *their* beliefs makes *you* go to hell or not.

      Now, today things are changing so that some christians do accept that there might be other ways to salvation that do not go through Christ or the christian belief system, but that is a relatively new and not universal (sic!) phenomenom.

    12. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who do not fall in the previous category are [doomed/below your standing/misguided]

      You obviously know nothing about religion.

      Actually, I think that if space-faring aliens believe in God, they will probably have a better concept of God than we do, and it is likely to be closer to the truth.

      Isn't it interesting how people are so quick to believe in benevolent and all-knowing alien species (which is always superior in every way to humans), yet cannot bring themselves to believe in God?

    13. Re:Catastrophic by julesh · · Score: 1

      What if they DON'T share any of our religions? Then ALL of ours must be wrong.

      I read a very interesting story once, an SF first contact based one. In this particular story, the aliens were highly culturally advanced, incredibly peaceful, generous, kind, etc., and had no religion whatsoever. The church attempted to prevent all contact with them, on the basis that they must be a test put there by god to test our faith, and we'd likely fail.

    14. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      You obviously know nothing about religion.

      On the contrary, I know a great deal about religion.

      Perhaps you should make clear why you think the third principle I mention does not hold.

      Hint 1: Buddhism is not a religion.

      Hint 2: While certain people who form the center of a religion (Jezus, Mohamed) certainly did not hold this principle, the religions that were created around their teachings were not so enlightened.

      Isn't it interesting how people are so quick to believe in benevolent and all-knowing alien species (which is always superior in every way to humans), yet cannot bring themselves to believe in God?

      I believe aliens exist.Believing aliens do not exist basically means believing that the chance humans could come in existence is so small, that the universe is empty except for us. However, I hold the chance that we will meet them during my lifetime, if at all, is remote. And I don't profess to know anything about how superior or inferior they are to us (although, if they can travel lightyears to meet us, I think they are at least technologically superior).

      Statistics, combined with our current knowledge of biology and physics, tell me that it is very likely aliens exist. I see absolutely no reason to believe in God, and only reasons to believe he does not exist. So "believing in aliens" is not comparable with "believing in God". Can you give me a good reason why I should "bring myself to believe in God"?

    15. Re:Catastrophic by ncurses · · Score: 0

      Isn't it interesting how people are so quick to believe in benevolent and all-knowing alien species (which is always superior in every way to humans), yet cannot bring themselves to believe in God? Well, that comparison isn't exactly fair. We believe that there are alien species out there, and you believe in God, but we already have one example of a species (us) as evidence. It would be like believing in Jesus but not God if we didn't believe that there are more species out there.

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    16. Re:Catastrophic by indigeek · · Score: 1

      There are 2 parts to a religion. One is the "god is so and so" part you described. The other one is the set of customs/philosophy it carries along. These customs are usually attached to the first part by a "god said so" clause.

      For example, the islamic god and the jewish god and the christian god are all the same. But they differ on what god's sayings are. Jews codified their ancient customs into their laws, christians took whatever jesus said, added to some older customs and on top whatever the popes said and made it into their religion. Islam took whatever Mohammed said and whatever god supposedly told him as the law.Each represents the culture and times at which the religions were formed
      On the other hand, Hinduism has hundreds of millions of gods but are counted as a single group because of the common customs (there is no single law book, there are pagan rules, magic rules, philosphically influenced rules etc. but the customs of the hindu society are common) of marriage,idol worship etc.
      The third category is Buddhism which atleast in its Hinayana form does not really worry about god. The whole religion started with an axiom "life is a pain" and worked on that to form a religious format (no doubt helped by Asoka who started prozelytising).Ok, some people do consider buddha to be a god himself, but I would attribute that to Hindu/east asian influences.
      I don't know much about african religions except probably rastafarianism, which I can approximately dump as a type 1 religion.
      So, there is another common belief,
      4) God said so!!
      This alone can form a religion. And this rule varies from people to people and certainly species to species. (Imagine if dogs had a religion, they certainly won't accept "thy shall not covet thy neighbours wife" part, dogs are not monogamous)
      So alien races might have religions, and if they have they most probably will not be like human religions.

    17. Re:Catastrophic by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Hint 1: Buddhism is not a religion.

      How convenient. You give us these blanket statements which you say apply to all religions, and when a counterexample is given you claim that it's not really a religion. That's one way to always be right, I suppose.

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    18. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Believing in aliens has nothing to do with belief in God. But to claim our 'knowledge' of biology and physics somehow indicate the existance of aliens is possible or likely is nonsense. We do not understand how life came to exist on this planet seperate from the Biblical account. Theories of evolution do not hold up. If evolution took a long time then there must be fossil remains of transitory lifeforms. If it occurred quickly then there must be evidence in our environment of these changes occuring now. No evidence for either supposition exists. The Bible says God created all that exists in six days and rested the seventh. Nothing in our scientific knowledge refutes that.

    19. Re:Catastrophic by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      I'm a Buddhist, and I'm sorry - but Buddhism is a religion. Period.

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    20. Re:Catastrophic by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      What if they have independently developed (been given) a similar belief system to ours?

      That would be pretty spectacular.

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    21. Re:Catastrophic by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Try Buddhism, which certainly doesn't fit this mold.

      Although some would argue that Buddhism in its purest form isn't a religion.

      But change this guy's mods to interesting, it certainly isn't insightful.

    22. Re:Catastrophic by newhoggy · · Score: 1
      1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored].

      My (limited) understanding of Buddhism says Buddhism does not require the existance of higher beings and does not require worship, reverence or fear of any sort. Its teaching encourages each individual to develop themselves in order to escape the cycle of karma and suffering. Any mention of gods and deities are actually are actually adaptations of the religion to local culture and not a necessary component of Buddhist life.

    23. Re:Catastrophic by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      It would be catastrophic only for Islam, Christianity and possibly Judaism.

      It wouldn't pose any problems for most of the other ones. Buddhism and Hinduism clearly posit the existence of other planets with intellegent life. According to them, the universe is full of life.

      And if they don't share our religions then it doesn'y mean they're right or wrong - it simply means they haven't found the Tao, or had a Buddha recently or whatever the religion says.

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    24. Re: Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but suppose that the Indians had all the higher technology, bigger populations and the biggest armies.

      Then they might have converted us to the "one true religion", i.e., theirs.

      Christians have just been lucky in having European population and technology behind them. Remember that this technology was discovered in spite of religion. Think of Gallileo and many others like him.

      Naive Americans are the only ones that give credit to religion for technology instead of the other way around (except maybe Islam)!

      Funny, isn't it, that the ones doing the "adapting" are the weaker ones!

    25. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but all of your 'spiritual principles' have exceptions, and since you wrote "... all Earth's religions ...," are therfore false. Re: #1, Buddhism is a good example which has no "higher being" or "higher force." Re: #2 Jesus explicity taught that it is necessary to "be nice" to those who are different and who hold different beliefs (and many Christians, though not all, practice this teaching). Re: #3, Judaism and Hinduism are good examples of religions with no teaching of "damnation," thus invalidating #3. I think your post is ignorant, not insightful.

    26. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, but you're wrong. You've been misinformed since the evidence certainly does exist.

      Check out Talk Origins to see why.

      Also, think about the fact that a book of mine might say a God created the world 5 minutes ago and it just happens to look older. Then try disprove my book.

    27. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank Goodness for Buddhism...

      No deities, No need to oppress the nice shiny aliens. Yay :)

    28. Re:Catastrophic by albanac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The spiritual truths in all Earth's religions are basically the same:
      1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored].

      Except, for example, Buddhism. [1]

      2. You should be nice to people who profess to hold the same spiritual belief as you.

      Except, for example, Buddhism.

      3. People who do not fall in the previous category are [doomed/below your standing/misguided] and should be [ignored/converted/killed].

      Except, for example, Buddhism.

      In fact, your initial statement is completely false as examined by your ensuing points. There are a number of religions that do not follow point 3, for example; enough so that it was considered an aberration when the Peoples of the Book introduced the idea.

      Examine the Ba'hai some time. Or any one of several elements of Contemporary Paganism. Or the Dinka in southern Africa. ... what you seem to have meant is, "The Christians, the Moslems and some Jews, along with elements of Sikhism and Hinduism, on average believe that they're the only people worth inviting round to tea and are willing to support idiots like Bush or fanatics like Khomainei in order to have the chance to throw rocks at everyone else".

      And even there, the variance between denominations (for example between Shi'ite and Ismaelian within Islam, or Eastern Orthodox vs. Southern Baptist within Christianity) is so radical that they're barely recognizable as the same religion.

      ~cHris

      [1] I appreciate that you probably put in 'collective of higher beings' as a gesture towards Nirvanist and related philosophies, but you lost that point on 'must be [revered/honoured/worshipped]'; all of those things apply to the various Bodhisattva, but none apply to Nirvana, and none apply to the Bodhisattva (at a philosophical level) more than they apply to everyone and everything else.

    29. Re:Catastrophic by Talence · · Score: 1

      But isn't it kind of "losing faith" to believe there are other ways to salvation? I think it's a good thing for them to be more open-minded, but I wonder if such a movement does not lead them away from the core of that group and thus puts them in another "group" closer to agnosticism.

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    30. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1

      How convenient. You give us these blanket statements which you say apply to all religions, and when a counterexample is given you claim that it's not really a religion. That's one way to always be right, I suppose.

      Buddhism is described as a religion and a moral philosophy, without a supernatural being that is ascribed powers for creation, salvation or judgement.

      Religion is described as a system of beliefs based on humanity's attempt to explain the universe and natural phenomena, often involving one or more deities or other supernatural forces, also requiring or binding adherents to follow religious obligations.

      I grant you that since according to this definition religion does not really require a supernatural being that controls our destiny, removing the deity transforms a religion to a moral philosophy.

      Buddhism is a moral philosophy. If a buddhist also believes in supernatural beings that lay down laws, I have no problems qualifying him as a religious person. The principles than hold for him. And from personal experience during my travels through Asia, I can confirm that.

    31. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1
      You know, if you change the first principle to read:"1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force/false god] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored/mocked]."then you get to include atheists too. It's really nicely simple.

      Anyway, you're not quite right about number 3. Many religions that formed in isolate areas just don't give a sh1zat about other religions, and there are occasional religions, like certain sects of Budhism, that find other religions to be delightful alternated attempts to find the same truths that they seek.

      If you really read the bible, even Christianity isn't really damning of other people and foreign areas practicing other religions (at least the New Testiment). It's just unfortunate that people don't understand religions, not even their own.

    32. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      4) God said so!!

      This is very apt. Thank you. I agree that if someone follows certain morals because he believes in the morals, and does not follow the morals because he believes he is commanded, the link between behaviour and belief is lost. If someone does not let his God determine his actions, his belief becomes incidental. "God is there but he means nothing factual to me". Someone like that is close to being an atheist.

      Of course, the discussion started with aliens trying to convert us to their religion, or the other way around. There seems to be a commanding God there.

    33. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      You know, if you change the first principle to read:"1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force/false god] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored/mocked]."then you get to include atheists too. It's really nicely simple.

      If I change the first principle to read:"1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force/car] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored/repaired]." I include mechanics too. That's just wordplay.

      Anyway, you're not quite right about number 3. Many religions that formed in isolate areas just don't give a sh1zat about other religions, and there are occasional religions, like certain sects of Budhism, that find other religions to be delightful alternated attempts to find the same truths that they seek.

      That is true, but as I said, there is a big difference between the core of a religion and the people that are members of the religion. The bible says you should turn the other cheek, but Christians bash their spiritual enemies in the mouth.

      Furthermore, there is a lively discussion going on whether Buddhism is a religion. In my opinion, true Buddhists are so close to atheists that I wouldn't call them religious. Belief in "something higher" that does not influence us and that does not need to be followed, allows someone to act as if being an atheist.

      Personally, I am too practical to be a Buddhist, but I find them inspirational all the same.

    34. Re:Catastrophic by DamnRogue · · Score: 1

      Buddism is a philosophy, not a religion.

      From www.dictionary.com

      religion

      -Belief in and reverence for a supernatural power or powers regarded as creator and governor of the universe.
      -A personal or institutionalized system grounded in such belief and worship.
      -The life or condition of a person in a religious order.
      -A set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader.
      -A cause, principle, or activity pursued with zeal or conscientious devotion.

      philosophy

      -Love and pursuit of wisdom by intellectual means and moral self-discipline.
      -Investigation of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning rather than empirical methods.
      -A system of thought based on or involving such inquiry: the philosophy of Hume. ...
      -A system of values by which one lives: has an unusual philosophy of life

    35. Re:Catastrophic by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      Well gee - I guess I was lied to by all the Buddhist writings I've read, my Lama and all the other teachers that I've had who say otherwise.

      Buddhism basically has all the definitions given there, apart from the idea of the universe being created at one point in the past by an all poweful God. It should be noted that sutras such as the Avatamsaka and the Amitabha sutra explain that world systems can be deliberately created by Buddhas and Bodhisattvas.

      Like I said, Buddhism's a religion. Period.

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    36. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      If I change the first principle to read:"1. There is a [higher being/a collective of higher beings/a higher force/car] which must be [revered/worshipped/honored/repaired]." I include mechanics too. That's just wordplay.

      What I meant was that ALL THREE of your statements tend to work for atheists if you just change statement one. I meant it to be a coy way of pointing out that atheism is a bit of a elitist dogma (if I really wanted to be cheeky, I might even say "religion") itself. The same way Christians often claim to be in a higher understanding of the universe because of their faith that there is a God, atheists tend to claim to be in a higher understanding of the universe based on their faith that there is NO God. Is the difference really so huge?

      In my opinion, true Buddhists are so close to atheists that I wouldn't call them religious. Belief in "something higher" that does not influence us and that does not need to be followed, allows someone to act as if being an atheist.

      er... you don't really understand Buddhism, I guess. It's not a "belief in 'something higher' that does not influence us and does not need to be followed". If anything, you got it backwards. Buddhists don't tend to have set "beliefs" or dogmas, but they seek to live in accordance and harmony with the world.

      I don't even like that explanation of Buddhism, but it's closer. First off, there are different Buddhist sects and such, with different views, so it's hard to say "Buddhists" as a single collective thing. However, Budhists tend to be more gnostic than dogmatic, by which I mean that, instead of having a standard Buddhist belief system, each man is expected to find his own answers. However, those answers are sought according to certain principles, and when a man finds those answers, he is bound to live according to them- not really out of fear of punishment by a deity. A Buddhist doesn't murder for reasons similar to the reason you don't slam your finger in your car door. He has achieved an accord with the universe that allows him to understand the damage such an act would inflict on himself. A Buddhist will often recognize that other religions are systems which attempt to put an individual into accord with the universe, also.

      However, no all systems are equal, and, unfortunately for atheists, atheism is among the weakest system, for it is more dogmatic than most.

    37. Re: Catastrophic by mugnyte · · Score: 1
      Other responders to this point out the violence of conversion. That can be one measure, but not the only. Organized religions are adept at weathering adversity simply because they have a core doctrine that achieves two things:

      Keep the core beliefs of the religion alive within the group, forming some tangible difference in behavior or emotion. Even if this is kept out of sight, a religion may go "underground" and still survive if the core group is strict to the doctrine

      The "underground" group doesn't appear so different externally that the adverse conditions weed them out. This may require them to behavior in ways counter to their core doctrine simply to survive, and has been a subject of much debate.

    38. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      Don't mean to nit-pick but I think many purists would say that Buddhism is not a religion for exactly the reasons you describe. It is more of a philosophy which takes a similar place to religion in people's lives.

    39. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      >The same way Christians often claim to be in a higher understanding of the universe because of their faith that there is a God, atheists tend to claim to be in a higher understanding of the universe based on their faith that there is NO God. Is the difference really so huge

      LOL, so true. Atheists are Theists with a bachelor's degree and a superiority complex.

    40. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      >I guess I was lied to by all the Buddhist writings I've read, my Lama and all the other teachers that I've had who say otherwise.

      Yep, you were. Maybe you should look for another teacher if that is what you are being told.

    41. Re:Catastrophic by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      I'd like to ask - are you a Buddhist, or is this just something you've just decided?

      The only thing that seemingly prevents the classification of Buddhism as a religion is the lack of a creator God. This is not sufficient reason, given the presence of devotion, rituals, an ethical system, scriptures, a monastic system, and the presence of 'supernatural' elements.

      With this kind of logic, Taoism and Jainism are also not religions.

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    42. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      I am a Buddhist. However, I am not your kind apparently. As you know there are many braches of Buddhism.

      >This is not sufficient reason, given the presence of devotion, rituals, an ethical system, scriptures, a monastic system, and the presence of 'supernatural' elements.

      Unfortunately that is much too broad of a definition for me. According to that definition believing in the tooth fairy when you are young would be a religion and I am not willing to buy that.

      I know that we are entering semantics territory. However, as a Buddhist, I don't appreciate you or anyone else stating emphatically that what I believe IS a religion. Especially when this is a highly contested topic even among Buddhists. I have no gods, no saints, and the "teachings" are more of a friend holding your hand along the way as you learn, not a professor lecturing you and telling you that is how "the truth". Maybe your version of Buddhism is a religion, but to many others it is not.

    43. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I resent this. I have a bachelor's degree and a superiority complex, and I'm no atheist.

    44. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      LOL, sorry I was insensitive to the feelings of superiority-complexed, non-atheists with a bachelors. :-)

    45. Re:Catastrophic by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      The only thing that seemingly prevents the classification of Buddhism as a religion is the lack of a creator God.


      That would also mean that Atheism is not a religion, either. Yet Christians keep trying to tell me that I have a religion because I'm an Atheist. And here I though that Atheism simply meant that I did not beleive in any religion/god/etc...


      I'm confused.

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    46. Re:Catastrophic by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1

      This is my opinion: there are many factors to what defines 'religion'. The western concept of a creator god is just one of them. Unless you have some kind of organised atheist preists, atheist rituals, atheist holy scriptures, atheist churches, atheist holy days etc. then I doubt you've got an atheist religion on your hands. In the same way, belief in a god without all the extra trimmings is not going to make someone a member of a religion, such as deists.

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    47. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you read the foundations of philosophy,i.e. Plato/Aristotle, there's no such thing as "a philosophy", there's only "PHILOSOPHY" in big capital letters, and both Plato and Aristotle, at what they consider to be their highest point, are talking about God. Not Greek gods (plural), but God with a capital G.

      So if you have philosophy, the point of which is to transcend this world and commune with the divine, filling the slot in your life that is reserved for religion, is that not, too, religion?

    48. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      However, no all systems are equal, and, unfortunately for atheists, atheism is among the weakest system, for it is more dogmatic than most.

      This is probably meant as flamebait, but I'll bite.

      Since there is no objective reason to believe in any deity, and there are many objective reasons to disbelieve any supposed deity, the only objective stance that can be taken is that there is no god.

      Now, there are two kinds of atheists.

      First, there are gnostic atheists. They claim they KNOW there is no god. In that respect, they are dogmatic.

      Then, there are agnostic atheists. They claim they see no reason to believe in a god, but are open to change their position if evidence for the existence of a god comes in. Of course, since that evidence hasn't come forward during their lifetimes, they hold it very unlikely that a god exists. Hence, they are atheists.

      Most modern-day atheists are agnostic atheists. Agnostic atheism is undogmatic.

      There is another undogmatic stance, and that is agnostic theism. Agnostic theists believe a god exists, but claim they are not sure about it. In my view this is a very weird position, but many influential people in history have professed to be agnostic theists.

      Most modern-day theists are gnostic theists: they believe in a god and claim to know for sure that god exists. That is pretty dogmatic.

      In terms of "strength", I think agnostic atheism is the strongest system there is. It is the only system that is not in conflict with scientific evidence, and it is open for change, just like science is.

      You will find that most scientists are gnostic atheists.

    49. Re:Catastrophic by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      Clearly, if I were using that definition, then yes, it is a religion. However the meaning of words change over time. The definition I was using was this: Philosophy.

      Anyway, I guess this is kind of a silly arguement. Every word can mean so many things. Ask 100 different people what religion is and you will probably have 100 different answers. And if we can't decide on a definition, then we certainly can't decide if something is or is not that. I tend to think Buddhism(my brand) is not a religion, however some people think of it as such. Some people also practice Buddhism and animism/Taoism/Hinduism/Christianity/whatever together, but call themselves Buddhist. So it is very confusing.

    50. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wouldn't say it was flamebait as much as... well, a clever turn of phrase.

      For one thing, I'm not sure what you mean here by "dogmatic". You seem to think a dogma is the same as belief. What I intended by the use of dogma was something more like a whole set of beliefs that you inherit along with your religious stance.

      Like believing there is a God is not particularly dogmatic. Believing that it is evil for a woman to show her belly-button on a Tuesday is more along the lines of what I mean by "dogma". I mean some specific little rule about how life is, set forth by an authority figure.

      I also think you misunderstand the word "gnostic". "Gnosis" is a not a belief, it's knowledge, but a particular form of knowledge. It's intuitive, and comes from within. When you know something, and know it for sure, but only by knowing it in your gut, that's gnosis. "Gnostic" faiths are religions that preach that no specific church can tell you answers, but each person has been, in some way (depending on the religion) given a natural insight into the world which only needs to be developed.

      To claim to be "agnostic" is to say "you know boys, I don't really have a gut feeling on this one." Speaking properly, you can be agnostic, yet "know" through other means. You may claim to know through the information passed to you through some authority figure, for example. Therefore, gnostic knowledge pretty much can't be dogmatic, and agnostic knowledge is very likely dogmatic.

      When a scientist tells you that you shouldn't eat fatty foods, that's agnostic knowledge. When the priests told the Jews they shouldn't eat pork, that was agnostic knowledge. When I refuse to drink Tequila because it just "feels" evil, that's a little closer to gnosis.

      So with all the little rules I'm being force-fed through the media on how to live a good and healthy life, with only the authority of some snazzy scientist or another to tell me that it's "right", doesn't that sound a little dogmatic? I mean, you aren't doing all these experiments yourself, right? Somebody's just telling you, "Oh, I did experiments, and I know what I'm doing, and this is what came out to be true, so believe me when I say..." and you believe them. And Christian priests might say, "I prayed and God inspired me towards truth, so believe me when I say..." and their congregation might believe them. More and more, I think atheism is a religion, with scientists as the priests, and universities as the Meccas.

      So I have a question: If you let "science" tell you what to believe, and how to make decisions, what told you to believe in science? If you say "science", it sounds a little fishy... circular maybe? If you say something like "I just know!", "It's obvious!", or "It's intuitively right!", then whoa... look out! You bending to the power of gnosis.

      Do I really need to go on?

      And BTW, what objective reasons are there to disbelieve a divine presence in our world? I'm quite familiar with scientific theory, as well as the history of science, and even if I were to accept science as my religion and Steven Hawking as my personal savior, I still think I would have to admit that no one can disprove God, or am I wrong?

    51. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Clearly, you're forgetting that I have a bachelor's degree and a superiority complex.

    52. Re: Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "# Keep the core beliefs of the religion alive within the group, forming some tangible difference in behavior or emotion. Even if this is kept out of sight, a religion may go "underground" and still survive if the core group is strict to the doctrine"

      I think that you have hit on something that I have long suspected. Religion is not so much man communicating with God as it is man communicating with man. It is just the same idea as peer review for the masses.

      It is similar to the idea, "Man creates God in his own image.".

    53. Re:Catastrophic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This piece of crap is modded insightful? This board is full of the same kind of redneck yanks that are in charge of the Abu Ghraib prison. I guess it takes one to know one. All those Iraqi prisoners were tortured/raped/killed in the name of the almight religion of USA.

    54. Re:Catastrophic by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 1
      It seems to me you need to brush up on your knowledge of a couple of concepts.

      Philosophy of science (especially "The Justification of Scientific Statements")

      Scientific Method (especially "Scientific Method and the practice of science" and "Philosophical Issues")

      Dogma

      Dogmatic

      Agnosticism vs. atheism

      That's all I'm going to say, because our philosophies are so far apart that this would be an endless and fruitless discussion. At least through /.

    55. Re:Catastrophic by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Not to be evil here, but did you read any of these? I mean, let me back up and say a few things:

      a) Anyone can find a site where some nutcase says the same thing they say, it doesn't mean it's true.

      b) Even dictionaries and encyclopedias are written by people, not gods. What knowledge is contained within them is subject to the knowledge, belief system, and point of view of those who write them. This is why you can even find encyclopedias which offer differing/opposing viewpoints or even contradictory "statements of fact".

      c) I hate to do this, but... I just graduated as a top student at a highly respected school, and my major was.... drumroll please.... a double major of "Philosophy" and "History of Science". In other words, I have the education to back up what I'm saying.

      d) I don't even need (a)-(c), because the sources you site here don't seem to heavy refutations of what I'm saying. The links about science talk about how science works within its own framework, but I questioned the foundation of its framework. As far as "dogma", definitions are tricky things, and often context dependant. How's this for a definition (from a dictionary):

      1. A doctrine or a corpus of doctrines relating to matters such as morality and faith, set forth in an authoritative manner by a church.
      2. An authoritative principle, belief, or statement of ideas or opinion, especially one considered to be absolutely true.

      So, the basic gist here is that it's a body of beliefs or doctrines set forth by an authority figure of some kind. If you don't like that definition, refer to section (b). And your last link doesn't disagree with even disagree with me. It's clear the author doesn't know much about the word "gnostic", but here's a decent quote:

      "Agnosticism is not about belief in god but about knowledge - it was coined originally to describe the position of a person who could not claim to know for sure if any gods exist or not."

      So, though this fellow seems to be trying to make agnosticism sound like the only reasonable path, even he recognizes that someone claiming to be agnostic is claiming not to know.

      So listen. I'm willing to leave it here, but I'll just say this: There are more forms of knowledge than empirical, and more sources of knowledge than science. Why limit yourself to just one?

    56. Re:Catastrophic by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Except, for example, Buddhism. [1]

      You're correct that point 1 is false of "orthodox" Buddhism (which modern Zen is closest to, IMO), but not of the variants that actually became popular. The kinds of Buddhism that spread through China and to Japan and elsewhere were modified forms that had Buddha acting less like a kind of enlighented post-mortal and more like a traditional deity.

      (Buddhism adopted paganish features in the same way Catholocism did. The modern versions both feature demigods that can fulfill prayers within their specialty areas, for example, because the masses enjoy targeted supplication)

      However point 3 (option b, "below your standing") is highly true of Buddhism, which has a very explicit ranking system. (Modified upon each reincarnation)

      Buddhists were recommended to instruct/lead others to their improvement, which is a type of "conversion". And the fact that others can be welcomed sort of reduces the importance of point #2.

      Nonetheless, Buddhism is still a fairly unique faith, especially in its purer forms. I suppose it's the largest doctrinally atheist religion, for example...

      what you seem to have meant is

      A better way to correct his post would be to change it from "all religions" to "successful religions". Because all of the counterexamples you mentioned are small and shrinking.

    57. Re:Catastrophic by randyflood · · Score: 1
      Buddhism most definitely is a religon. It is one of the more popular religon's in the whole world! Sure, it's not as trendy as Hinduism, or Christianity, but still... I don't know of any Theologons who claim that Buddhism is not a religon. The only people who claim that it isn't are people who are really ignorant of what the word religon means. To them, I would reccomend picking up a textbook on World Religons and reading it. I'd reccomed The World's Religions: Our Great Wisdom Traditions by Huston Smith

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    58. Re:Catastrophic by randyflood · · Score: 1
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    59. Re:Catastrophic by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1
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  21. And fourth... by michaeldot · · Score: 2, Funny

    They give us plans to build a mysterious worm hole transportation device, some zealous religious nut destroys it, but Jodie Foster gets into another one made in Japan, trips out on a few psychedelic visions, meets her father who looks slightly like Douglas Adams, comes back and says it's all about being happy with your life.

    Meanwhile, Steve Jobs' pagan cult goes unchallenged.

  22. Or maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our south of the border friends release pictures of a rather large number of questionable "invisible" ships, and the intellegent life forms say **** this. Seriously, I'd love to know how this hoax was set up. (less seriously) if it's not a hoax I wonder if the Aliens are islamic fundementalists that threaten the American way of life...

  23. go SETI! by prinko · · Score: 1

    ok, thats all...working my way up the ladder there...go me!

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  24. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We can't communicate with dolphins because we have no common frames of reference of any sort

    Actually, the bigger reason is that the dolphins don't have a "language."

    Simple as that.

    If an alien species has developed spaceships, it's very likely that they have some sort of formal system to communicate thoughts with one another.

    Putting our best linguistic experts to the task of communicating with them, regardless of how they communicate (sound, light, gestures, pictures), we'll be "communicating" within hours, carrying on conversations within days, and will be fluent within weeks. (I should know; I've seen Star Trek.)

  25. Mistake No. 1 by tyrione · · Score: 2, Funny

    Asking the Vatican about Religion.

    Mistake No. 2
    Thinking a dying Pantheon would interest already Illuminated Extra Terrestrials.

  26. Well I do agree... by Phidoux · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... that getting rid of our Jehovah's Witnesses is a good idea but the potential of a hostile alien reaction is probably very good. Just imagine if we were invaded with the alien version of Jehovah's Witnesses... Aaggggghhhhhhh!!!

    1. Re:Well I do agree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your base are belong to us!

    2. Re:Well I do agree... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might not be that bad. They might be fundamentalist agnostics. "Hi! We don't know, and we'd like to ask you!"

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    3. Re:Well I do agree... by Phidoux · · Score: 1

      Hahahaha! Good one! Even if no one else does, I'll mod ya +5 funny on that one.

    4. Re:Well I do agree... by God-fearer · · Score: 1

      We have been invaded by alien Jehovah's witnesses!

  27. Re:Dolphin Communication by dario_moreno · · Score: 1, Funny


    Well, maybe we can't communicate with dolphins, but they sure enjoy a good handjob given by a Greenpeace activist. Anyone to try the same with aliens ?

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  28. Mars Attacks by malia8888 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Also, Whitley Strieber has just come out with a new book, "Confirmation", which features an interview, in which Monsignor Balducci makes additional striking comments about the extraterrestrials as probably superior spiritual beings.

    One doesn't have to go back in history to see how worlds that collide have one side winning while the other side becomes victims of genocide. The warlike Caribs met the peaceful Arawaks in the Caribbean. The Caribs promptly enslaved and if I remember pretty well wiped them out. The "white man's" encounter with Native Americans led to the decimation of their culture and the annexation of their lands. We (white civilization) also introduced them to a form of biological warfare in the form of smallpox bacteria in blankets.

    I personally hope that any alien life form will just pass us by. Why would their motives be any more benign than history has shown us time and time again by other peoples who in one way or another were superior? As far as SETI is concerned, it makes me cringe. My hope is that we keep a low profile and this blue marble is overlooked by any alien life form.

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    1. Re:Mars Attacks by achurch · · Score: 1

      One doesn't have to go back in history to see how worlds that collide have one side winning while the other side becomes victims of genocide.

      Then again, we (as a whole) are now marginally more aware of the potential for such destruction, intentional or otherwise, than in the past, and I like to think that as we (and by analogy any life form that might encounter us) would continue learning restraint as we advanced, to the point at which such first encounters would not necessarily have such a bad ending.

    2. Re:Mars Attacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we assume there are and have been many intelligent civilizations in the universe, it's likely some of them would share our curiosity about the notion of 'intelligent life out there'. If they were/are sufficiently advanced, it's not a stretch to think that they could devise a method of detecting planets with intelligent life.

      So maybe we've been compiled into a list somewhere, but it's probably not cost effective to travel light years in order to enslave our lazy asses.

      Good thing for the vastness of the universe!

    3. Re:Mars Attacks by xandroid · · Score: 1

      The hope is that any sufficiently advanced species will not feel the need to dominate/enslave/kill off any other species. (We humans obviously aren't there yet...)

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    4. Re:Mars Attacks by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      But the lady at the Martian Embassy was quite friendly. We had tea. :)

      How about if there's no easy way to get here from there? Should we worry about invasion by radio? (There are dozens of SF stories about that.)

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  29. science and religion by acceber · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...they want the world to know that the Church isn't afraid of science, that they like science, that science is great...

    Just goes to show that religion isn't against science and vice versa. There's a wide-held misconception that science and religion are so conflicting with one another that you cannot believe in both areas of life.
    There is the belief that science seemingly sets out to disprove the existence of a god-figure. For example, it is through science that the seemingly anti-religious evolutionary theory is 'proven' and the creationist theory is 'proven' wrong.

    Then again, there are those who study science and astromony and actually come to believe in a god figure. It is claimed that many astronomers and scientists actually do believe in God because all their research leads them to believe that there must be a superior being, case in point Brother Guy Consolmagno. It's the philosophers who say "If you believe in God, you won't when you walk out of my lesson in an hour."

    1. Re:science and religion by The_reformant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the reason that they are often at odds with each other is more to do with methodology. A scientist must question everything whereas religion requires unconditional acceptance.

      Also that and there is so many obvious fallacies written in the holy texts that they must be viewed by any OBJECTIVE scientist as having at least some flaws.

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    2. Re:science and religion by Flyboy+Connor · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's a wide-held misconception that science and religion are so conflicting with one another that you cannot believe in both areas of life.

      Most scientists feel that religion and science are two different worlds. They can't be in conflict. Science is about using facts and the force of reasoning to build an objective world-view. Religion is about using belief to build a subjective world-view, and "believing" is equal to "accepting without a shred of objective proof". These two approaches to building a window onto reality are very difficult to reconcile. So there is no actual conflict, but not many people can hold both views.

      That does not mean that science has nothing to say about religion, but science can only investigate religion when a religion makes testable claims. "God exists" isn't testable. "God makes this statue of the Holy Mary shed tears of blood" is not completely testable, but at least it is testable whether the statue actually sheds tears of blood, regardless where these tears are coming from.

      And, of course, we know that religion has to say a lot about science, especially where scientific fact clashes with dogmatic belief.

      It is claimed that many astronomers and scientists actually do believe in God because all their research leads them to believe that there must be a superior being,

      I have no idea who claims that, but I remember reading in the Skeptical Inquirer special issue on Science and Religion that it is very rare to find a scientist who believes in God. Those that do have to make a strict division between their work and their private life. Not many people can do that.

    3. Re:science and religion by raodin · · Score: 1

      I had an interesting discussion about this in a philosophy class a while ago. Basically, there are 3 types of people in the world-

      1. Those who think they know truth - most religions

      2. Those who think they know there is no truth - atheism, nihilism

      3. Those who know they don't know the truth, but keep trying to find it - science

      Only 1 and 2 directly conflict. 1 and 3, can coexist, as can 2 and 3, though it may be an uneasy coexistence. But the possiblity exists that group 1 or 2 is right, so group 3 can't discount them completely. Of course if a member of group 1 (or even 2, but I can't think of a historical example of this happening) is zealous enough there exists the possibility for conflict with group 3.

      Evolution and Creationism are a good example of this possible conflict - there isn't really anything in evolutionary theory that "proves" religion wrong - its just an interpetation of physical evidence. However, it doesn't match up with a literal interpetation of the bible, so creationists will certainly take offense to evolutionary theory.

    4. Re:science and religion by upside · · Score: 1

      Your statement that "religion requires unconditional acceptance" is a stereotypical view that atheists love to hold. Faith and unquestioning acceptance are not the same.

      You shouldn't read religious text scientifically or scientific papers religiously.

      If you /really/ have an open mind you'll keep it open to religions as well.

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    5. Re:science and religion by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      Your right, i was perhaps a little over-strong. You are prefectly correct that any kind of scripture can't be read as a scientific text. But that is why i think they are often perceived to be in conflict. When reading a religious text there are two common ways to interpret it. These days most modern practitioners dont take the text itself at face value but rather interpret the stories/ parables etc as lessons teaching a better way to live. These people are very rarely in conflict with science since they don't beleive absolutely in for example the whole creationist story (ie 7 days etc). In fact many notable scientists fall into this category, Einstein for example saw God's handiwork through the elegant structure of the universe. This is a perfect example of how he has interpreted the religion but not relied on it at face value.
      The real conflict usually occurs with those who DO practice their religion with unquestioning acceptance. This was a lot more common in the past and it is really with this area of religion that science is in conflict with.

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    6. Re:science and religion by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's a wide-held misconception that science and religion are so conflicting with one another that you cannot believe in both areas of life.

      It's not a misconception. Either the universe is ruled by natural laws or by invisible old guy(s) in the sky. No two ways about it. And despite centuries of persecution of sciencists by religion, its religion, rather than science that now wants a truce -- quite understandably, considering that (at least in the West), science has religion up against the ropes and is preparing a knockout punch...

    7. Re:science and religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First off, the Skeptical Inquirer's statement that it is very rare to find a scientist who believes in God is false. Do some research instead of believing people with obvious bias. Science as we know it was founded by believers, not unbelievers.


      Christians have no fear of scientific inquiry. The problem is that much that is claimed as 'scientific' has no basis in science. Prime case in point is the theory of Evolution. Please do not take my word for it, do your research. Ask the hard questions. But be open to the truth. What are the problems with the theory? What are the problems with our current dating methods?

    8. Re:science and religion by Finuvir · · Score: 1

      I think I know truth and I'm an atheist and a scientist. Fit me into your theory. Your characterisation of 2 is just plain wrong and cultural reverence is the only thing that stops people from saying that 1 and 3 directly conflict all the time. All religions have their own cosmology and biology that is demonstrably false.

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    9. Re:science and religion by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      How is this insightful?

      It's not a misconception. Either the universe is ruled by natural laws or by invisible old guy(s) in the sky. No two ways about it.

      Are you really so simple-minded as to not consider that the natural laws are the mechanics by which unknown invisble old guy has his will carried out?

      I mean if a supreme being created the universe, then didn't said supreme being also create all these natural laws?

      Science is only handing out punches to religiously oriented simple-minded people who can't understand this concept. They will either adapt or die out, as nature will always kick your ass when you try to go head on against it. I'm just hoping that those fools don't take out the rest of us in their futile struggle.

      Since a belief in a supreme being (or belief in lack thereof) requires faith and is neither provable or disprovable, science CANNOT answer the question: Is there a God? The question itself is unscientific. It's not religion if there's not faith, and last I looked faith doesn't enter into science. It may be part of the process people use to get scientific results and conclusions, but faith has nothing to do with the outcomes. If it does, then it's not science.

      Learn to seperate the two and the world is a lot easier to work with. I personally think that faith is essential to human life. Since our minds are not capable of considering every possible outcome to a situation and we cannot know all the variables to a decision, we rely on faith as a matter of practicality. After all, if the first HomoSapien decided he needed to prove the sun was going to rise the next day before he went to sleep on his first night, he probably would have died of exhaustion and we wouldn't be here.

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    10. Re:science and religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really so simple-minded as to not consider that the natural laws are the mechanics by which unknown invisble old guy has his will carried out?

      This is an argument for a Creator, but not a God as he is typically understood. A God who doesn't continually influence the world might as well not exist, for all intents and purposes.

    11. Re:science and religion by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      Sceince is not about disproving the existence of God. Science is about, and only about, understanding how the universe around us works. The conflict between science and religion is that science says "this is the best answer we have now that fits the data and our experiments, but if we get more/better data or more refined tests, or discover errors in eith our data or tests, this answer could be wrong." while religions say "This is the correct answer because we say so no matter what the imperical evidence says."

      The problem is that science keeps finding out that what most religions claim to be the truth simply does not hold up to investigation. The data does does not support the hypothesis.

      Many religions, Catholosism included, feel backed into a corner and threatended when science says that contrary to their religios texts the earth is not the center of the solar system, and by extension not the center of the universe. These religions tend to strike out at science and declair scientists to be heretics. Like the Cathiolic church has done so many times in its past.

      The basic fact is that most sceintists, like most people, do beleive in one religion or another. They are not out to disprove their own faith. They are trying to figure out how everything works. And for some of them, science is the art of understanding the grand beauty and unimaginable complexity that is the mind of God.

      Now, some individual scientists might have agendas that don't agree with this, but scientists are human beings and all human beings have their own agendas.

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    12. Re:science and religion by raodin · · Score: 1

      No offense, but if you think you absolutely know truth, and are an athiest, then you don't have the best mindset for being a scientist. Perhaps I should have capitalized "Truth" to make the concept more clear. I'm sure you know lots of individual truths, most people do - but thats not what I was talking about. Group 2 is certainly the hardest to have a concrete example of, because there are very few people who truely believe that there is no Truth. Atheism and nihilism come closest, though, because they are negative beliefs. They are based on the absence of something rather than the presence of something.

      No scientist knows the "TRUTH". Someone may someday, I doubt it, but we certainly don't yet. I don't know of a field of science where new discoveries aren't still being made - otherwise there would be no scientists in that field. As for atheism, you can't disprove that god or gods exist anymore than you can prove them. Its a decent assumption given the lack of evidence but you can't absolutely know it. True atheism requires nearly as much faith as most religions.

      My point regarding conflict between 1 and 3 is that they are not mutually exclusive. 1 will often take offense with 3, however. Certainly if you think you know the Truth, you will not be happy with someone questioning that.

      So, I'd probably say you're in group 3. I think you misunderstood my usage of "truth," but if you're actively looking for more knowlege as most scientists are, you're certainly not a member of group 1. You may call yourself an athiest, but do you believe it so strongly that you would deny the existence of god even if there were proof? I doubt it - that makes you more of an agnostic than an athiest. Certainly most agnostics will lean toward the absence of a god since there is an absence of proof.

    13. Re:science and religion by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      If an old guy in the sky just uses natural laws, there isn't much point to worship the lazy old guy is there? But the bible is full of exceptions -- the sun stops in the sky, PI suddenly equals 3 and not 3.1415... funny that none of these things happen when rational people can actually check, no?

      The question "is there a god?" is exactly analogous to "is there a Santa Claus?" Given that the positive evidence is exactly zero, science certainly can answer to the negative.

      But really, if one wants to believe in the supernatural, why not believe the mythology of superior people like the Greeks and not the the inane ramblings of smelly shepherds?

    14. Re:science and religion by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

      If an old guy in the sky just uses natural laws, there isn't much point to worship the lazy old guy is there?

      The point was that old guy created the natural laws as the execution of his will. Much like someone writes a piece of software to execute their will.

      But the bible is full of exceptions -- the sun stops in the sky, PI suddenly equals 3 and not 3.1415... funny that none of these things happen when rational people can actually check, no?

      I'm not debating the scientific or historical validity of the Bible. It was written by people who are fallible. If the old guy came down and said that it wasn't quite right, I wouldn't be suprised.

      Also, how do you know the sun has never stopped in the sky? There may not be a recorded event or any other evidence, but you can't prove that it never happened. How do you know that PI is so universal? Have you personally gone and tested it in every conceivable manner? Are you even capable of conceiving of all the ways it could be tested? Most people simply believe the small amount of evidence presented to them during their education. They trusted their educators and the small amount of problems that supported the value of PI. Until you personally prove PI and that it holds true in every situation in the Universe, you can't rule out that it might change. If you continue on with your daily life without proving this, then you are taking this information as an article of faith.

      Why is it hard to understand that if someone who believes in god reads about evolution and decides the evidence proves it's existence, that they then believe that since god created the world, evolution must be one of god's creations too?

      The question "is there a god?" is exactly analogous to "is there a Santa Claus?"

      I agree. It's a matter of faith.

      Given that the positive evidence is exactly zero, science certainly can answer to the negative.

      Science can't prove that the old guy doesn't exist. If I told you the Universe rested on the back of a giant turtle, you couldn't prove that it didn't without going outside the Universe. Last I checked, no one had done that. The question "is there a god" can't be answered by science. An all powerful deity can always exist in the unknown or unproven areas. Hence, it's irrelavent to discuss the existence of god in the terms of proof and disproof. Until you are an omnipotent being, you won't be able to tell whether or not there was another one.

      But really, if one wants to believe in the supernatural, why not believe the mythology of superior people like the Greeks and not the the inane ramblings of smelly shepherds?

      That's just being culturally biased. Besides, maybe I think the Sermon on the Mount or the Book of Matthew is superior to little boy-buggering farmers with an affinity for drinking hemlock when the shit hits the fan. After all, if the mythology of the Greeks was so great, how come nobody still practices it? Maybe it doesn't offer the same practical guide to satisfaction in life as some homeless carpenter from the bad side of town, who got executed for sedition.

      How do you know I don't just read the Jefferson Bible (red-letter bible with nothing but the red letters)? Jesus never talked about his miracles other than telling his followers he would be with them after his death. Disregarding the use of faith as a tool for humanity is as short-sighted as completely disregarding science in favor of faith.

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  30. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But is it even true? If we can't communicate with dolphins, how come we can train them?

    In my opinion, we can communicate with dolphins. Exchanging a single bit of information is to "communicate".

    But then again, I'm not Vatican-science-guy.

  31. The O.P.'s Second Scenario is Misleading... by kevinatilusa · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...or at least it's not how I interpret it.

    When the Astronomer is talking about the second scenario, he sees the critical description of that scenario as that "there are other Words in other languages to other cultures". According to Christian Theology (as quoted by him from the opening lines of the book of John), the Word of God existed before humanity did. In other words, the aliens we encounter will have already experienced God, that "need to overcome evil in the world".

    He doesn't necessarily think that he's going to be converting them in this scenario. As I see it, he thinks that they will have already encountered some form of Christianity, perhaps in a form completely different from the one seen here on Earth, and that Christians may be able to learn from their encounters with (what he believes is) the same God.

  32. Atheism by arfuni · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I should hope that a species more advanced than us wouldn't fall for creationist stories without a lick of proof. Okay, mod me down as flame bait... but if creationism wasn't so ingrained into our culture and upbringing every one of our religions would sound absolutely ludicrous.

    1. Re:Atheism by julesh · · Score: 1

      Not all religious people are creationists (in the sense of the word I think you mean). While almost all the major religions have a creation myth, most believers accept those as largely allegorical, and reduce it to simply 'god caused the universe to exist, somehow; then stuff happened which agrees with major scientific theories, the way it's written in this book is just a story told to man to help him understand before he had science'.

      Specifically - the Catholic church (being the subject of this story) does not insist that the world was created in seven days. It does not ascribe any particular age to the world, or even to the universe. In fact, I believe it does not specifically endorse any belief that has been, or even could be, scientifically disproven.

    2. Re:Atheism by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Since the "metaphorical" account of Genesis would be a personal, subjective story, big deal. One could 'interpret' anything. Does having man around when the first animals were coincide with geo-evo? No. Does having a single couple produce humanity (disregarding their trekking 'over there' to find wives)? No.

      Hardly an exact match. Hardly a match.

    3. Re:Atheism by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      Let me make this clear. Believing God exists for absolutely no reason, does not make him exist.

      There is no evidence that God exists, so believing he does is simply creating an illusory reality around you.

      There's no proof either way... so there's no reason to form this belief.

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    4. Re:Atheism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really?
      The fact that we cannot explain the existance of life on earth seperate from the Biblical account would certainly seem to argue for its truth, and God's existance.
      That Jesus Christ's birth, death and resurrection where predicted houndreds of years before the events and happened in perfect accordance with the predictions would certainly seem to argue for the accuracy of the Bible.
      No one believes in God for no reason. Those of us who believe do so because we have examined the evidence and know that it is true. We have witnessed first-hand God's working in our lives.

    5. Re:Atheism by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Is a "houndred" years the same as a hundred dog years?

      Just curious.

      plurvert

    6. Re:Atheism by Tripster · · Score: 1

      accuracy of the Bible

      The Bible is a collection of tales told throughout the eons, sure there are some good bits on how to live your life, but there are a lot of bad bits too. If you believe in the Bible word for word then you endorse selling your daughter into slavery, you endorse stoning disobedient children to death, you endorse death penalty sentences for those working on the "sabbath", etc.

      Face it, it's a human written collection of fables passed down and ammended by many over the centuries.

      Look at what some folks believe now about Elvis and it's only 25 years since he died. Imagine what the stories will be in 2000 years.

    7. Re:Atheism by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      That, my friend, is a load of crap. First of all there is no evidence that Jesus had a ressurection, the fact that it's written in a book does not make it true.

      Second, I could write all manner of predictions in a book... and the chances of it happening once in 2000 years is pretty damn good purely at a statistics level.

      Ultimately, the bible, especially predictions, are taken completely and totally out of context (assuming they're not mistranslated repeatedly). Who was the author... what was he about... what kind of life did he live... why was he writing predictions... what was his social standing... what were his personal beliefs... how did his peers treat him... how did the local authorities treat him... what were the customs of his people at the time... how did all of this reflect on his writings... why did he write what he did... etc etc etc... Without context, you have a book of gibberish that anyone can derice ANY meaning they desire.

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  33. While we're on the subject... by daina · · Score: 5, Informative
    Slashdot seems to be now the only media outlet not covering the UFO story coming out of Mexico. I submitted it yesterday, and it was rejected. I'm not trying to slip this through the back door, but come on, even Wired and Fark have this now. I'd really like to know what Slashdotters think about this.

    See the video. Check out Wired.

    The video looks pretty convincing, and according to AP and Reuters, the Mexican military is standing behind the story.

    The detailed information is at Rense.

    The interesting thing is that the Mexican plane was a drug interdiction aircraft with advanced radar and forward-looking infrared. It was designed precisely for the task of finding, intercepting and identifying unidentified aircraft, and it sounds like the data was handled in a way that would meet legal evidentiary standards (for obvious reasons: it was designed to convict drug smugglers).

    Maybe the Vatican missed a fourth option: they're already here.

    1. Re:While we're on the subject... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Yeh, it's one of those stories that some folks don't to want to publish. I'll put it down to fear of a public panic vs special interest story. Still, even BBC News has picked it up, so I guess it'll filter down eventually.

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    2. Re:While we're on the subject... by kid+zeus · · Score: 4, Funny
      From Wired:

      "This is historic news," Maussan told reporters. "Hundreds of videos (of UFOs) exist, but none had the backing of the armed forces of any country.... The armed forces don't perpetuate frauds."

      Now that is humor.

    3. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent... the next time someone tries to tell me that the BBC is so wonderful and the New York Times (and other US media) is awful, I'll have a great counterexample to use. UFOs indeed...

    4. Re:While we're on the subject... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 1

      .... The armed forces don't perpetuate frauds

      Also, from an American pilot...film of Iraqi WMD LOL

    5. Re:While we're on the subject... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Uh, interesting video. Some shots of dots.

      Note the pattern? Overall, one, three, three, one. Detail, three and three are clones?

      Looks like equipment anomaly.

    6. Re:While we're on the subject... by Beautyon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Looks like equipment anomaly.

      And of course, because the pilots are Mexican they cant possibly have the necessary training to be able tell the difference between equipment anomaly and normal function.

      Had they been American pilots that would have been a totally different story.

      And you, having logged 10,000 hours on drug interdiction duty in the same setup, know the difference between correct function and equipment failure.

      Yeah, Right, What-ever!

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    7. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is just too funny!

      "...but none had the backing of the armed forces of any country..."

      You could say the same thing exactly about religion, except in reverse.

      Successful religions mostly had the backing of armed forces. Think of the rise of Christianity under the Roman Empire and their armies. Think of Islam and its rise under their armies and their fanatical warriors all bound for heaven and hundreds of virgins.

      "The armed forces don't perpetuate frauds."

      That's even funnier. Have you never heard of "Military Intelligence"? Fraud is pretty much their whole doctrine! What is "disinformation" and who originatewd the term?

    8. Re:While we're on the subject... by SilkBD · · Score: 1

      I was totally thinking the same thing. Not sure what reality this guys is living in... but the armed forces have brought fraud to an art form.

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    9. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something showed up on infrared video, but the people in the plane saw nothing. Camera artifact, or high speed, highly maneuverable aircraft/spacecraft THAT ARE INVISIBLE: you decide.

      Yawn.

    10. Re:While we're on the subject... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      The video looks pretty convincing

      Convincing of what, that the unidentified flying objects were unidentified? UFO != flying saucer.

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    11. Re:While we're on the subject... by TurretMaster · · Score: 2, Informative

      Got to be veeeeery careful with those ones... I'm a commercial pilot, and one fine night we sighted strange, very bright lights floating slowly in formation, sometime going off and reappearing somewhere else. Soon many other planes on the same frequency began reporting the sighting. You could hear in everybody's voices the adrenalin increase, and some were begining to get _quite_ nervous... We weren't very confident in the cockpit either, and as some passengers saw the lights too, the pressure soon became very high. Then the controller came in : a call to the military indicated that there was a nightly artillery training in a nearby military training area, that night, with flaring, parachute equipped shells...

    12. Re:While we're on the subject... by CXI · · Score: 1

      Looks like equipment anomaly.

      When was the last time your equipment anomalies flew in and out of the clouds? Nice detective work.

    13. Re:While we're on the subject... by Crouching+Turbo · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, 1 3 3 1 appears in Pacal's triangle. Just being weird here.

    14. Re:While we're on the subject... by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Makes me think of the Severed Heads tune:

      "Today we'll take a look at Jesus - and the letters in his name..."

      Can't remember the title. It's from Gigapus.

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      "Our interests are to see if we can't scale it up to something more exciting," he said.
    15. Re:While we're on the subject... by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      roger that. Except, in this case, we're talking about the Mexican Air Force. I'm sure they ruled out artillery from one of the other branches.

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    16. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea, funny. Looks like the joke's on you, oh funny one.

    17. Re:While we're on the subject... by jvj24601 · · Score: 1

      roger that. Except, in this case, we're talking about the Mexican Air Force. I'm sure they ruled out artillery from one of the other branches.

      Except that it can't really ever be ruled out. Maybe there was some classified excercise the that lower-level members of the Mexican Air Force weren't privy to. Maybe the US military was doing something that only a few high-ranking Mexican military officers knew about. Maybe the US military was doing some testing illegally. Who knows? Any military is large enough to be a bureacracy, and will frequently have a left hand that has no idea what the right hand is up to at any given moment...

    18. Re:While we're on the subject... by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      Just because we can't identify it, doesn't mean its proof of alien existance.

      It simply means we can't identify it ...as in UFO ... Unidentified Flying Object ...

      UFO does not mean alien.

      Jumping to conclusions like this is how religions start. you dont want to do that now do you?

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    19. Re:While we're on the subject... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything is nothing more than a cosmic joke.

      And the joke's on us!

  34. what about.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ..religion eventually being the cause of even bloodier and more nasty wars?

    We may think The Crusades and Nazi Germany had bad consequences - but when our fleet of orbital antimatter carpet bombers drops out of warp at the home planet of those cursed unconvertable Alpha Centauri aliens, the scale of destruction will be difficult for us to imagine now.

    1. Re:what about.. by cozzano · · Score: 1

      No, its when their fleet drops out of warp space around our planet that we won't be able to imagine the scale of distruction

  35. Math is the universal languish. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    And finds a circle hidden in the digits of pi.

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  36. Parallels by ArbiterOne · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From the Vatican? This made me think it was going to be a religious commentary on the possibility of ETs. This is addressed very well in a book called "The Hercules Text", (kind of old).
    The premise of the argument was, if ETs exist, there must be immortal ETs, if you subscribe to Roman Catholic religion. I.E. : The reason we are not immortal is that we failed the "test": we ate the apple!
    Therefore, somewhere out there there must be people who passed it, or the test is "spurious".
    Therefore there must be immortal aliens, or the test is invalid, and therefore the Redeemer is invalid.
    That's just the argument in the book.

    1. Re:Parallels by IceDrgn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you know that the tree of good and evil was a test? In my eyes it was merely a bit of information required for man to advance. If we did not know about evil, how could there be any good? If we do not know what is evil, how do we know what to avoid? Therefore I do not think of the tree of good and evil as a test: "can we stay in paradise forever". What nonsense! Why would God want us to just kick back and enjoy ourselves? What meaning would life then have?

    2. Re:Parallels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understand is that the Catholic Church does not insist that the whole 'apple' thing was a literal event.

      It is quite important because it gives us the essential 411 on the nature of mankind (free will, original sin, good and evil, etc.). The story is true, in the sense that it reveals a basic truth. But the idea is, to do this it need not necessarily be tied to a specific event that happened in the past.

    3. Re:Parallels by mathi · · Score: 1

      IANAT but maybe they had their own "apple" and if they failed the test they had a reveilation of their own. If they passed we might not be able to meet them. Or maybe Adam & Eve weren't the only people, but they just represented them.

    4. Re:Parallels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is threat of violence the only reason why all the "divine truths" in the various religious books are actually taken seriously, instead of treated as the fairy tale stories they really are?

      It seems there's always someone willing to take these "facts" and take them to their illogical conclusion, i.e. the earth was created exactly in 4004 BC etc.

      Isn't this a little like a "proof by contradiction", where a false assumption is proved to be untrue by showing that it's consequences are absurd, or alternatively, that false assumptions can be used to "prove" anything at all.

    5. Re:Parallels by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      Why must life have meaning? Could the point of life possibly be simply to exist?

      Bible Stories!=Truth

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    6. Re:Parallels by bakes · · Score: 1

      You also need to keep in mind that it was only Adam that was forbidden to eat from the tree - Eve hadn't come along yet. It was Eve who ate from the tree first, but she had never been told not to. Yet she was also evicted from the Garden of Eden.

      Most people also gloss over the fact that God told Adam if he ate from the tree he would surely die. Adam ate from the tree, and did not die. God LIED, the serpent told the TRUTH.

      (This is why I think you shouldn't insist that people swear to tell the truth with one hand on the bible - apparently God is OK with lying.)

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    7. Re:Parallels by fbg111 · · Score: 1

      The premise of the argument was, if ETs exist, there must be immortal ETs, if you subscribe to Roman Catholic religion. I.E. : The reason we are not immortal is that we failed the "test": we ate the apple!

      Since it was the tree of knowledge, if those aliens didn't eat from it, then they may be immortal but they'd also be dumb as dirt. There's no way they'd be able to send or receive signals, much less invent and fly around in spaceships (or even create a written language), so don't hold your breath while waiting to meet them. We won't be making contact with such people for very long time...

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    8. Re:Parallels by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      God has also personally destroyed cities and countries, ordered the death of babies, engineered the torture of his son, and turned people into salt. Oh, and he loves mind-fucks.

      He doesn't really have a reputation of being a good guy. But if a guy's omnipotent, a smart man will ask "how high"?

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    9. Re:Parallels by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Isn't the tree's full title the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil?

      They could be smart, but innocent.

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  37. Arrogance by caitsith01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The arrogance of these statements is quite startling, and reflects the typically dogmatic view of the Vatican (although I guess being dogmatic is basically what they're supposed to do - Jesus says 'don't use condoms'!).

    For one thing, suggesting that we might convert aliens to Christianity is pretty much akin to suggesting that less well developed parts of the world might have had a chance to convert western explorers to their local animalist or totemist belief system. To take it even further, it might be like suggesting that an advanced primate like a Gorilla would have a chance of converting a human to its belief system (presumably based around sitting in a jungle doing nothing). Any race able to contact us or travel to get here is likely to be far more ethically and morally advanced that we are - it will, after all, have survived the equivalent of a nuclear age of technology without annihilating itself, and must therefore have a high degree of moral thinking.

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    1. Re:Arrogance by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      To take it even further, it might be like suggesting that an advanced primate like a Gorilla would have a chance of converting a human to its belief system (presumably based around sitting in a jungle doing nothing).

      SIGN ME UP!

      They do have wireless connections and LAN parties in the jungle, don't they?

    2. Re:Arrogance by ashot · · Score: 1

      Any race able to contact us or travel to get here is likely to be far more ethically and morally advanced that we are - it will, after all, have survived the equivalent of a nuclear age of technology without annihilating itself, and must therefore have a high degree of moral thinking.

      This assumes however that morality and ethics have no "upper bound," that one can continue to advance up the moral ladder indefinatly. Where does this lead us however?
      There is no fundamental good and evil and moral structures simply grow out of the needs and necessities of society; they are there because they help us survive, help replicate and stengthen the meme. Evolution, and the universe in general, does not need morality to function. It seems to me that the logical conclusion of the moral progression is a realization of the inherent insignificance and ambiguity of our existance.

      Perhaps this is why we have seen no ET life; its not technology that is lacking: billions of years have been available for a trans-galaxial society to form, rather it is a limit on meaning and reason. /opinion?

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    3. Re:Arrogance by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      For one thing, suggesting that we might convert aliens to Christianity is pretty much akin to suggesting that less well developed parts of the world might have had a chance to convert western explorers to their local animalist or totemist belief system.

      I'm guessing you haven't spent much time in California. "Do you know the things they do there?"

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    4. Re:Arrogance by cherokee158 · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      So far, the historical record has shown that the most efficient killers on the planet tend to be at the top of the food chain here on Earth. Morality is just something we talk about when we're not waging war.

      I wouldn't be in such a hurry to find ET...

    5. Re:Arrogance by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Interesting points.

      You say that "evolution, and the universe in general, does not need morality to function," but I think this is a fundamental misinterpretation of morality. Morality is a layer that we add to our interactions to help us understand and interpret them, just like any other mental construction. If I say, "the universe doesn't need maths to function," I am saying essentially the same thing, but the stars will keep interacting with each other in ways that we describe with maths.

      Just because there is no god-ordained moral order (and I personally feel that there is not), it is not an inevitable conclusion that there is no meaning to morality and ethics. However I agree that it may be an end point of moral evolution to conclude that there is nothing but insignificance and chaotic ambiguity. The problem is that we have a choice as to how we respond. Many people might respond to this scenario by saying 'well there's no point then' (hence the enduring popularity of monotheism). Others might see it as an imperative to seize the moment, to craft something worthwhile for ourselves instead of being subjected to a superior moral order not of our own making.

      However, I wouldn't be surprised at all if ETs were looking at us and waiting to see if we can take the next step, or if we will tear ourselves to pieces. To continue the 'primitive civilisation' analogy, we might be no more aware of them than the inhabitants of a backward Pacific Island would be of a U2 spy plane taking pictures of them.

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    6. Re:Arrogance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. Why don't you people even RTFA? He never says that at all. Oh I keep forgetting. This -IS- ./ Ironic that somebody as close-minded as you is calling somebody else arrogant.

  38. Re:Dolphin Communication by Beautyon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    that's a logical fallacy.

    Or a "straw man argument". Dolphins are not even aliens.

    Whilst we are on the subject, this story has been shooting around the world; some very interesting infra-red footage shot by the Mexican Airforce shows...make up your own mind. The footage was shot by drug interdiction aircraft on patrol for smugglers.

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  39. Re:mod as flamebait by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 1
    You could call any post that people might disagree with "flamebait". It's a stupid mod option.

    Actually, the way moderation seems to work, you could reduce the options to "+1, I agree" and "-1, I disagree". In the end, the only thing that counts is how many mods agree with a post vs. how many disagree. The mod system simply favors posts that agree with the general opinion, while punishing dissenting opinions.

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  40. They should have asked Erich v. Däniken by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1
    This swiss "scientist" believes since long that our gods were astronauts from outer space.

    http://www.daniken.com/

    1. Re: They should have asked Erich v. Däniken by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      ...for a toke on his pipe.

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  41. It's taken them long enough. by Entropy+Unleashed · · Score: 2, Interesting

    C.S. Lewis covered this a while ago. He addressed most of the relevant religious questions pertaining to the existence of extraterrestrial life in a far more rigorous and interesting manner than this article could dream of. I highly recommend reading Out of the Silent Planet, if only for his excellent writing.

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  42. Is it that likely? by zoney_ie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Looking at it from the point of view of someone who is a Christian, it is hard to see how Aliens would be like us. Either:

    They've never screwed up like we did and had the 'Fall' - so they have no concept of good or evil - in which case I doubt any meeting would be allowed to occur. My other problem with this is that the Bible, and the world around us, suggests that creation has also been affected by our mistake. There's far too much in nature that "isn't right" as people say.

    Or:

    They have had their own equivalent of the fall, and are just like us, the kind of Aliens you don't want to meet (think we'd avoid war in that scenario?). Considering the unique role of Jesus Christ, this would also be unlikely to be allowed by God.

    I guess there's a third scenario too. The Bible isn't particularly specific on where angels and demons are (though they do business on Earth already). It is possible that some supposed UFO or alien encounters are a result of this. It's not entirely impossible, especially considering the apocalyptic sections of the Bible, that as part of some end times scenario, people beleive that we have encountered aliens (with the reality being more sinister).

    Personally, the distance to our nearest stars, which may not even support life, looks suspiciously like a "buffer zone".

    I'm sure that to those who do not beleive in any of the Bible, or in God, or Jesus, this sounds like nonsense. Hopefully its interesting though, and won't be modded down simply by those disagreeing. Also it would be interesting the different opinion that other beleivers have, not necessarily agreeing I'm sure!

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    1. Re:Is it that likely? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Considering the unique role of Jesus Christ, this would also be unlikely to be allowed by God.


      Hmm. So Jesus died for our sins but didn't die for their sins, and they didn't have their own Jesus either? This can only mean that god loves us so much more than he loves them.

      I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)
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    2. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll. Next time please properly credit George Carlin, or at least try to be original.

    3. Re:Is it that likely? by McWilde · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umberto Eco goes into this at rather more length than I really cared for in The Island of the Day Before. (I'm not sure about the English title, I read it in Dutch and I'm too lazy to look it up right now)
      There is some discussion about the infinity of the universe and the implication of an infinite number of worlds. Would there also be an infinite number of Jesuses to go and save all those worlds? Or is it the same Jesus going to each of the infinite number of worlds? Or is Earth unique in being saved? Or...

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    4. Re:Is it that likely? by pubjames · · Score: 1

      I've never heard of George Carlin.

      Do you really think that what I said is so original that I couldn't have thought of it myself? The fact that someone else has also said it is irrelevant.

    5. Re:Is it that likely? by indigeek · · Score: 1

      How dare you suggest that there is alien life?
      Can't god rest even on a Sunday ??

    6. Re:Is it that likely? by julesh · · Score: 1



      vengeance:~/Mail/IMAP# grep '[^c]ei' /usr/dict/words | wc -l
      324

      There's a whole load of exceptions to that rule.

    7. Re:Is it that likely? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Looking at it from the point of view of someone who is a Christian, it is hard to see how Aliens would be like us.

      IANAC, but I have spent a lot of time discussing matters like this with christians, and find your outlook on this more than a little unusual.

      Most christians see the bible as largely allegorical, and therefore are very cautious about drawing conclusions like this from its text.

    8. Re:Is it that likely? by Katravax · · Score: 1

      "Most christians", as you put it, have never read the Bible, so how could they really have an opinion on it? Since there were so many specific predictions (and not the flaky Nostradamus guesswork sort of predictions) made in the Old Testament that were fulfilled hundreds or thousands of years later, and documented in the New Testament, that kind of kills the allegory argument. If someone consider himself Christian, he would do good to at least read the text that defines what he claims to believe.

    9. Re:Is it that likely? by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Mormons had a solution to this problem: they imagine that Jesus visited North America, too. The "no fall" explanation is used in Lewis's books, particularly *Perelandra*. I'm afraid that the fundamental problem here is that those who imagine any kind of theodicy didn't have a grand enough vision of the scale of the universe: Christian theology (specifically the concept of the Incarnation) really wasn't designed to cope with a planet with separated hemispheres, let alone planetary systems separated by trillions of miles. You have to imagine either that there is no other life in the universe, or that only Earth Fell, or that the whole Universe Fell, but God figured that Earth (and specifically the Middle East) was the most important place to fix the problem and that it was ok for generations of millions of men and women (and maybe trillions or quadrillions of alien intelligences) who lived and died in a Fallen state, but without knowledge of Christ, and died after the Harrowing of Hell, to be denied the face of God because of the problems of interstellar geography.

    10. Re:Is it that likely? by grolschie · · Score: 1
      > > I'm sure that to those who do not beleive in any of the Bible, or in God, or Jesus, this sounds like nonsense.

      > No, it IS nonsense.
      <SNIP>
      > ...It's nutty, but I don't think that counts.



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    11. Re:Is it that likely? by theaphila · · Score: 1

      it is interesting to consider the theology of the trinity in this light. the coeternal father, son, and spirit would be evident on any other world, but the timing of his/their manifestation to that world's sentient beings may be on a different scale.
      i don't think there's any necessary uniqueness to the role of Jesus Christ if you consider it in the light of bringing an understanding of the trinity to humans. another kind of being may have been introduced to the concept a similar or different way. (how would the trinity have been revealed if there hadn't been the fall?)
      also, perhaps there's a more precise understanding of God (read: an even bigger mindfuck than the trinity) that they have than we do, in which case being "converted" by them, i would think, would not be anathema to at least the orthodox. it would hopefully fulfill the things in christianity that are difficult in the way that christianity fulfilled the things in judaism that were difficult. (i understand this is not the case from a jewish point of view. none of this post is relevent from a non-christian point of view.)

    12. Re:Is it that likely? by turgid · · Score: 1
      I'm afraid that the fundamental problem here is that those who imagine any kind of theodicy didn't have a grand enough vision of the scale of the universe: Christian theology (specifically the concept of the Incarnation) really wasn't designed to cope with a planet with separated hemispheres, let alone planetary systems separated by trillions of miles.

      That's never stopped them (Christians) before, they simply add more "epicylces" to their "model".It just keeps on getting more baroque.

    13. Re:Is it that likely? by smchris · · Score: 4, Funny

      So Jesus died for our sins but didn't die for their sins, and they didn't have their own Jesus either?

      They'd have angels too. They're called Vorlons.

    14. Re:Is it that likely? by jemfinch · · Score: 0
      I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)


      I'll give you some more hints: feeding the hungry, giving drink to the thirsty, welcoming strangers, clothing the naked, visiting the sick and imprisoned, helping orphans and widows in their distress, racial equality, philanthropy, love, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self-control, etc.
    15. Re:Is it that likely? by hey! · · Score: 1

      In my view, the standard Christian theology gets the Eden story wrong, because it retroactively reinterprets it in a way that makes the death of Jesus necessary.

      The fundamentalists manage to get it even more wrong, by insisting it is natural and political history.

      The story of the fall, in my opinion, attacks a question that would be familiar to any Buddhist; why is the world such a miserable place? Why is there suffering? Genersis answers this in a way that is unique Jewish, by posing a different question; would you rather be an animal, or an inanimate lump of clay?

      An interesting question in this context would be whether there could be a recognizably intelligent species that doesn't have to ask these questions; in a sense a species that had "not fallen" would be one that is incapable of suffering.

      I kind of knew about Guy from many years back when our circles intersected. He was very cool, IMHO. He also wrote an excellent book for people with small telescopes of the kind that kids often get for Christmas: Turn Left at Orion. It's probably the best introductory amateur astronomy manual there is.

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    16. Re:Is it that likely? by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      Or we can recognize that all this is nonsense derived out of context from an ancient text potentially mistranslated multiple times and compiled by a council to centralize authority of power.

      How about all you religious keep your religion to yourselves and stop trying to spread your disease.

      Mod -1 Flamebait/Troll if you want, but I for one am tired of these religious people telling other people how reality is when they are just spouting out what they were told or read in a book.

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    17. Re:Is it that likely? by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since there were so many specific predictions (and not the flaky Nostradamus guesswork sort of predictions) made in the Old Testament that were fulfilled hundreds or thousands of years later, and documented in the New Testament, that kind of kills the allegory argument.

      Ofcourse, the basic assumption you make is that the old testament was written before the "predicted" events it describes, and that it wasn't revised afterwards to "fit in" the predictions, or to "update" them (for example, the 70 year reign of nebuchadnezzar over israel, can you prove that it didn't originally say 20 years, and someone changed it to 70 after the fact?).

      I can understand that a believer sees the bible as the word of God, and thus is unwilling to criticize its origin. I however can not make the assumption that the bible is the word of God. To me the assumption that the bible is completely a work of man seems just as likely, especially as you look at early christianity and its revisionist policies regarding the bible (the only reason the bible seems to have been assembled in the first place was to counter gnostic philosophy within the christian faith).

      And even if you were able to prove the bible contains predictions that were written before they happened, it doesn't prove that the bible is a valid source of predictions, since you'd need to back it up with a statistical analysis of how often the bible is right about things, and how often it is wrong. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Although I'm sure believers will claim the bible is never wrong, and any specific passages handed to them of predictions the bible is wrong on will be disputed with arguments like "that's allegorical", or "that is yet to happen".

    18. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I before E except after C

      funny how both science and deity contradict that ;)

    19. Re:Is it that likely? by spakka · · Score: 1

      Considering the unique role of Jesus Christ,

      Maybe other worlds get alien Jesuses, crucified on special four-dimensional hypercrosses, or whatever.

    20. Re:Is it that likely? by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1
      Well who knows, maybe they DID get their own Jebus.

      And maybe God created THEM in his own image too. ( which explains why 99% of intelligent aliens in Star Trek are humanoids )

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    21. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)

      Once I grew up I quickly began to realize how ludicrous the notion of religion even is. It's obviously nothing but a control mechanism for the establishment to keep the rabble-rousers in line by feeding them a load of bunk about some super-powerful being that determines morality. Of course, no one has ever actually SEEN this super-being, but we're supposed to take the word of his trusted proxies here on Earth that what they're telling us is his direct instructions. How insane is that? Religion is a 20,000 year old game of telephone where along the line people have been perverting the original message, whatever that may have been, in order benefit themselves. If there WAS a super-god that started this whole thing, how do we know he simply didn't say "Be nice to each other" and disappeared? Over the course of the next tens of thousands of years this message has been so fucked up that we have millions of pages of documentation that detail every rule of our lives we must abide by. So God, if you're out there, come down and set the record straight for us. Appear as a flaming ball of fire in the sky with a booming voice like Charleton Heston for all I care. Just make it clear in no uncertain terms that no human could have made the message.

    22. Re:Is it that likely? by Atrahasis · · Score: 1

      Non-sequitur. For Taoism to point to the creation of Good and Evil, there must already exist the concept of Good and Evil. To make claims that Good triggers Evil, one must be aware of the existence, or the possibility, of both.

    23. Re:Is it that likely? by Talence · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting scenario. We could imagine this conversation:

      God: "okay, now you have to save the Pok'Nor"
      Jesus: "argh, please.. I already saved bunches of worlds, it's getting tiresome to die over and over!"

      Seriously... I would find it more likely that each world finds its own reasoning for why they are the way they are. If their biology is entirely different, perhaps their concept of "sin" (if they have one) will revolve around cleaning their suction caps... and that there was some dude many years ago with perfectly clean caps, but people threw mud at him and then he got dirty but in reality he didn't and now he's cleaner than ever and everyone should be thankful for that.

      I would also expect them to be revolted at out savage and sickening methods of reproduction and utter lack of hygiene (by their standards, of course).

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    24. Re:Is it that likely? by Talence · · Score: 1

      .... and telling poor black people in africa that they shouldn't use condoms.

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    25. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)

      You forgot one: Jews. Because, after all, according to their own beliefs, they are the Chosen People, and therefore everyone else is scum. The Jews deserved the Holocaust of Nazi Germany. It's just that very few have the balls to say that, because of how much money, influence, and power the Jews have.

    26. Re:Is it that likely? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Like in Unreal??

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    27. Re:Is it that likely? by maraist · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All acts, categorizable as either good or evil, are so as to fullfill a personal need. Look at American Indian's who were very gracious hosts to the initial settlers. Was this because they had the fear and awe of God in them? No, it is because the had some very practical experience with how to manage small societies. And that experience told them that they needed to support their neighbors, because you never know when you'll need their help. At that time, the shore-side Indians had no advantage in raiding the settlers, and good will provided them certain insurance. Mind you, they most likely were not very methodical, this was simply learned practice; good manners.

      Single-mindedness does NOT foster kindness/gentleness, etc.. Mainly because the probability of encountering one who is of a different mind is too great. This, as history shows, single-mindedness is more likely to produce unifying actions (which can involve aggression, imposing shame, acting immorally so as to produce a "moral" outcome (e.g. The ends justifies the means)).

      When you are within the homogeneous society, then things can be peaceful, but as history has also shown, there has been NO evidence of non polymorphic religion or philosophy. Judaism morphed into orthodox and reformed. Christianity morphed from day two into dozens of wholely incompatible religions, was later unified through state-power, almost immediately divided again.. then finally divided into factions which wished to kill one another over incompatible ways of life (Irish/British). Arabic cultural religions (rooted in Abrahamism) morphed into Islam which, like Christianity, immediately apon their founders' death split into rival factions (which till this day war against one another). Same message, only differece is one of leadership (read power).

      Do not confuse the tendency for like people to congregate, with the logical benifits of independently derived hospitality. A man can be wise, dumb, genereous, selfish, hateful, or caring. But a religion is about homogeneity. It serves a useful purpose (as it facilitates the individuals' personal aspirations), but religion in and of itself is a cold machine, who ultimately craves survival and growth (much like a corporation). And it should be treated as such.

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    28. Re:Is it that likely? by jweatherley · · Score: 1

      ...but your grep isn't going to find them. You want something like this:

      Weatherleys-Computer:~ james$ grep cei /usr/share/dict/words | wc -l

      155

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    29. Re:Is it that likely? by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Actually I think the parent was talking about thinking that you are somehow more important or more holy than others. Humility breeds good, pride breeds evil. It doesn't matter the religion.

      So to say that we're better than them because Christ died here for us and not there for them is to make ourselves prideful and them inferior, which is the first step toward all the nasty things we do.

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    30. Re:Is it that likely? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Hmm. So Jesus died for our sins but didn't die for their sins, and they didn't have their own Jesus either? This can only mean that god loves us so much more than he loves them.

      Or that the aliens didn't screw up so badly that God Himself had to die for them.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    31. Re:Is it that likely? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Christian theology (specifically the concept of the Incarnation) really wasn't designed to cope with a planet with separated hemispheres, let alone planetary systems separated by trillions of miles.

      Read the article. The writer specifically says that this exact issue (the possibility that God created other worlds) was addressed by the Catholic church in the 13th century. They decided that, theologically, the possibility could not be ruled out.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    32. Re:Is it that likely? by maraist · · Score: 1

      Well, I think Descartes made a wonderful philosophical exploration, which ultimately showed that it would be impossible for God to convince us of his existence. Him throwing a light show would be little different than taking excstacy, or subsequent generations claiming that our generation had something in the drinking water.

      The best that could happen would be regular guest appearances, from generation to genreation. But you have to consider what the purpose of our life and our role for God would be in such a circumstance.. IF there is a God, and IF we are fashioned in some manner compatible with any of the relgious texts (Hindi, Shinto, Jewish, etc), then there are certain rules to abide by. Philosophical rules. You can't have free-thinking if you control thought.. If we are some advanced program, computing the question to life-the-universe-and-everything, then it makes sence that our God doesn't already know the result, or that we are in a state of flux in God's synthesis of some as-yet-unseen future state-of-the-universe. Thus it would not be logical for God to be all-knowing, and all-powerful.. Our existence would be superfluous.

      So, taking free-thought as a possible necessity of our existence (exemplified in the Jewish Genesis story), then the degree by which God was ALLOWED to control us (such that he accomplishes his goal) is deminished. The more God influences us, the less free we are. The more undenyable doubt he imposes on us, the less wonder and speculation we can produce.

      It is logical that God would be a marginally absent God, AND that God would manifest itself in many incompatible forms, since this produces a healthy degree of diversity, opposition, congregation, etc.

      The point of this is not to prove God, as I started out saying that it is impossible. But merely to keep the fire of the debate alive.

      For most Americans, God is irrelevant, we have devized our own sets of "morals". We cling to a God-like figure, not because we crave justification for our suffering, but because we were brought up with theology, and the Pascal dilemma scares many people (if I don't believe and it turns out to be true, I'm f***d). While this is all fine and good, the danger is a certain progression into anarchy.

      Adam smith shows how society is best off when everybody acts selfishly. We only tell the truth because we recognize that getting caught lying will ruin you business-wise. But those that are willing to risk not getting caught are more effective business-wise than those that refrain.. So eventually the truth-tellers die off and the successful liers will prevail. Sure there will be "market corrections" from time to time, but the general state must degrade.

      Religion is a mechanism of control for regular "market corrections". Yes, it is often exploited, but if it did not exist for the lives of 51% of the population, we would surely devolve rapidly into self annilation.

      Logic CAN be a savior, but only by creating a new religion of logic.. A congregation of watchful eyes, providing a high probability of being caught in counter-society acts. This is essentially 1984 or at least a religion waiting for exploitation.

      My opinion is one of moderation. We need religion (of some form), but we need regular change (so as to unseat power figures); Absolute power corrupting absolutely and all.

      And leading back to the beginning, if there is a God, and God is manipulating us here and there for God's purposes, and we are deviating too far from God's needs, then surely God will perform a market correction of some sort. That we have not had such a correction in quite some time implies that we are headed in the right direction.. Be it atheism (suggesting previous corrections were merely stories/ primitive interpretations of natural events), or moderated/alternating relgion.

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    33. Re:Is it that likely? by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
      I'll give you some more hints: feeding the hungry, giving drink to the thirsty, welcoming strangers, clothing the naked, visiting the sick and imprisoned, helping orphans and widows in their distress, racial equality, philanthropy, love, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, self-control, etc.


      I don't see how "god loves me much more than he loves you" leads to any of this.

      I do however see that "god loves us all and it makes him happy if we help each other" or "there is no god but kant was a wise man" or "if i help you maybe you help me too sometimes" leads to the wonderful things you described.
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    34. Re:Is it that likely? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Deity falls under the rest of the rule...

      science.... (quick, where's the C) /plurvert

    35. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's another solution to the problem. The Bible says that those who seek the truth will find it. I've seen writings about Native American mythology that showed the same views of faith, love, and sacrifice as Christianity. The names were changed, but the story was similar. I don't doubt there were Native American religions that were Christianity at the core. If it works across oceans where no contact is possible, then it can happen across space too.

    36. Re:Is it that likely? by kunudo · · Score: 1

      good one :)

    37. Re:Is it that likely? by italiannavigator · · Score: 1

      "We can date if your iq is higher than your weight!" Sounds suspiciously like someone who can't get a date and who hides behind his giant, scary brain. Get a life, tard.

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    38. Re:Is it that likely? by jafac · · Score: 1

      Or maybe like the Covanent, in Halo, where Humans don't worship their God(s?) and therefore must be infidels, and therefore, must be exterminated ("I must now kill you.").

      Seems like the *most* likely possibility to me.
      A peace-loving alien civilization won't survive long, because the war-loving one will kill them. Stands to reason, there's probably ONE vast empire of genocidal warriors out there, and they just haven't found Earth. Yet.

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    39. Re:Is it that likely? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Nothing like getting you religious nuts all riled up to the point that you start name calling. Just like jesus did right?

      plurvert

    40. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure that to those who do not beleive in any of the Bible, or in God, or Jesus, this sounds like nonsense.

      Indeed it does. You're willing to do all sorts of bending-over-backwards fuzzy thinking to make your preconceived notions jive with reality, aren't you? You'd think that once you'd heard of other religions existing on EARTH, you'd realize that yours isn't so special.

      Anyway, read Genesis again. God clearly intended Man to eat from the Tree. It was inevitable -- he didn't even know right from wrong yet. Man didn't screw up. He was set up. Would you put a plate of brownies laced with arsenic in front of your child and tell him he'd really better not eat it?

    41. Re:Is it that likely? by Ugmo · · Score: 1

      It could be entirely possible that they wipe humanity out, and then, while digging through the rubble find a copy of the Bible, all get converted and we all end up in Heaven together after Judgement Day.

      There is nothing in Christianity that says all Christians and their political institutions will stay intact until the end of the Universe, even if many governments past present and future say they are the instrument of God. Religion does not need US specifically.

      Jesus said: "As long as 2 or 3 of you are gathered together in my name, I am there also". He did not specify species, only that they believe in him (sorry Him) :)

    42. Re:Is it that likely? by italiannavigator · · Score: 1

      I'm just wondering how you determined that I'm a religious nut. Commenting on your lame signature says nothing about my religious convictions. In fact, I think arguing about religion is pointless in most cases. Leave the basement and get some sun there, stud-boy.

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    43. Re:Is it that likely? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and telling poor black people in africa that they shouldn't use condoms

      No, that is a good thing. That way more of them will get AIDS and more of them will die. This will lead to a decrease in the suplus popluation on the content and help get it back down to where the environment will support. Plus this will help thin out the stupid and the weak. This is definally a good thing. You have to remember, thier just niggers after all.

    44. Re:Is it that likely? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Interesting... I wonder if each world has its own Santa Claus, too - or if the same Santa visits every planet in the universe. Maybe the Earth is somehow special, and has the only Santa in the universe.

      8D

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    45. Re:Is it that likely? by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      And Einstein breaks the rule twice.

    46. Re:Is it that likely? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      I'm impressed. This actually sounds fairly reasonable, as theology goes.

      Being a bit of a dieist myself I don't really see the same theological problems, but it's a good attempt to grapple with them regardless.

    47. Re:Is it that likely? by Eccles · · Score: 0

      This seems a bit of historical revisionism, since in 1616 the Inquisition ruled Copernican (non-Earth-centered universe) theory completely false as part of the trial of Galileo, and convicted him as a heretic for believing in it.

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    48. Re:Is it that likely? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Thank you for responding to mr plurvert's flame. Since this is a response to a flame, this response is being handled by mr plurvert's you-are-irrelavent-auto-responder bot.

      Mr plurvert apologizes for not being able to respond directly, however, he is simply not able to respond to each and every response to his comments as some are, well, just inane.

      thank you
      the autobot

    49. Re:Is it that likely? by Katravax · · Score: 1

      Beleive it or not, I agree with you 100%. Being Christian doesn't automatically turn one's brain off, in spite of what everyone says.

      I am not a Bible prophecy expert; I'm barely informed enough to make a general statement. There are quite a number of works that focus strictly on prophecy and keep score of the accuracy.

      As for the meddling that was done with the source materials, many Old Testament books are way older than the rest, and the ancient copies agree with the new. At least those are known to have survived without alteration, because we can actually look at copies written before the events they prophesy.

      Given the number of surviving copies of both Judaic and Christian texts, and their agreement on prophecies (at least), it appears to lower the likelihood of post-event manipulation of the older texts, i.e. they couldn't have gone back and changed all the existing copies that were scattered all over the place.

    50. Re:Is it that likely? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Riiiight, that's why there's more to the rule. But, does the word believe break the rule? I'll answer that for you, no, it doesn't. That's why the rule was posted. See, the poster mispelled a common word that follows the rule learned in grade school, and then I poke fun by posting the rule in grade school terms.

      hope this helps.

      plurvert

    51. Re:Is it that likely? by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's clever. I've never seen somone make a meter out of dashes and numbers like that. I guess I better pay more attention to being original if I want you to type more spaces before marking my score with a carret.

      Thanks, that was really helpful
      plurvert
      (ever so more concerned about his trollOmeter score)

    52. Re:Is it that likely? by Talence · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you can reply if your post was intended as funny or as a troll. Come on. Were the glaring spelling and grammatical mistakes intentional or don't you know how to write "surplus", "population", "continent", "support them", "definitely" and "they're"? For a person who sees death as a cure to stupidity, you certainly seem suicidal.

      Even if you did word your reasoning well, it would still be glaringly incorrect. The mistakes just amplify what we both know is a dumb statement from you.

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    53. Re:Is it that likely? by ashayh · · Score: 1

      They've never screwed up like we did and had the 'Fall'
      What is this fall that you speak of ? The eating of the forbidden fruit ?
      Dont you find it strange what you believe in ? I mean do we as civilised beings punish a serial killers' grandson for no reason at all ?
      But you are being punished for your unknown ancestors alleged sin. How cant that possibly make sense to you ?
      Another thing... if it is the fruit that gave Adam the knowledge of good and evil, how could he have known that eating the fruit* is evil before eating the fruit ?
      *And disobeying gods order to find out if the fruit killed him or not.

    54. Re:Is it that likely? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      Clearly, each planet needs its own Santa Clause. On Mars, the job was taken up in 1964 by Dropo, formerly the Laziest Man on Mars.

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  43. Black Jesus, Asian Jesus, Jesus with 8 tentacles? by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 1

    Well, it took the Catholic Church so long to accept exotic iconography of Black or Asian Jesus... now they will have to agree for Jesus with eight tentacles? I wonder how will the cross look like then...

  44. Re:Ninnle has you ! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's odd. I think a lot of the shit surrounding "Passion of the Christ" stemmed from the fact that Gibson rejected some of the Vatican's reforms. In particular, his splinter group of Catholisim ignores the reforms which absolved the Jewish people, collectivly, of culpability for Jesus's death.

    Historically, there have been many pogroms and a lot of anti-sematism which stemmed from the notion that 'the Jews killed Jesus' and should collectivly be punished for it till they convert.

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  45. Culture shock by Paul+Townend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is quite timely, considering the reports of UFO's coming from Mexico as well as reported in Iran, although for me, one of the most intriguing cases happened in Belgium, over a decade ago. Slightly more on topic, I think that something he doesn't really touch upon here is what happens when two cultures of vastly differing technology meet; in nearly all (if not all) cases in history of such a collision, it is always the weaker culture that either perishes (is absorbed) or is greatly affected by the sudden influx of ideas and technoloy. If aliens do visit us, then their technology is obviously greatly superior to our own, and I can see similar things happening (we would begin to adopt their technology, which in addition to contact, would lead to massive culture change). Of course, some people would hate the aliens and vow to eradicate them, whilst others would look to them as gods themselves.....well, it's all conjecture, but it's interesting stuff!

    1. Re: Culture shock by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > This is quite timely, considering the reports of UFO's coming from Mexico

      Darn, I had always hoped they were from a distant galaxy.

      > If aliens do visit us, then their technology is obviously greatly superior to our own

      Yes, I'm sure there are sound technological reasons for kidnapping members of an inferior species, sticking various things up their behindies, and then turning them loose.

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  46. mod as flamebait-Cookout. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but it is for...you've left the burgers on the stove too long.

    BTW I don't discuss religion, pro or con. You'll see the reasons why in a couple hours. Just watch.

  47. Of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    all aliens are in fact Buddhist

  48. Re:Dolphin Communication by DZign · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We can't communicate with dolphins because we didn't have the need to do so.

    If we knew they were trying to tell us a message and they actually tried to get the message across, resources would be made free so we
    could communicate with them..

    Communication is 2 ways, you have to make sure
    you understand what they say, and they must also
    make an effort to be understood and repeat if
    necessary..

    What about cats ? Do they say we can't communicate with cats ?
    Sorry, I do communicate with my cats.

    I don't know everything they say, and they don't
    understand everything I say (I hope :-)
    but if they want to send me a message
    (need food/attention/to be alone/go outside/..)
    they get the message to me.
    And if they do something they shouldn't, I also
    make sure they get the message..
    So yes to me that's communicating.

    And now I'm thinking about it, yes, some
    people can communicate with dolphins.
    Dolphin trainers do train them and I assume
    they will also learn to interpret the reactions
    of the dolphins. They won't understand everything,
    and we speak our own languages to communicate
    (dolphins won't speak and we won't squeek),
    but there is some limited communication.

  49. Good and Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem with good and evil is that they are open to interpretation.

    During the colonisation of America the settlers considered Slave Labor good.
    In Hitler's point of view he was doing a good thing.
    The Al Qaida is fighting for what they believe is right.

    Of course I know this is flame bait.
    And I don't even agree with their point of views.

    But fact of the matter is. It's culture that decides what's good and evil. So if we meet aliens, and they start invading us, and reeducating us. Who's to say they aren't doing it because they think they're doing the right thing.

    Face it, you can't predict the outcome of a meeting with an alien race.

  50. Intentionally Misleading. by torpor · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Vatican missed a fourth option: they're already here.

    Maybe the Vatican are the space aliens...

    Personally, I can think of plenty of good Earth-religions for space visitors. Wouldn't it be terrible if they do arrive, and it turns out that our religions are the only thing they're interested in?

    Would put all those anti-religion zealots in a different realm, for one. And it could serve to validate the rights of certain 'unpopular' groups to their point of view ...

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    1. Re:Intentionally Misleading. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      I note you don't mention any and don't provide any reasoning, just personal belief.

      Wouldn't it be terrible if the do arrive, and it turns out that they hold nothing but scorn for any race low-level enough to slay millions for reasons based on fantasy?

      Would put all those religious zealots in a different realm, for one. And it could serve to shine light on the rights of certain 'popular' groups as oppressive...

      Neither your nor my post were anything other than argument. Big deal.

    2. Re:Intentionally Misleading. by torpor · · Score: 1

      Neither your nor my post were anything other than argument. Big deal.

      Geeze man, if you're looking for a fight, you've come to the wrong place. All you'll get around here is weenies with points of view being expressed in a forum that they wouldn't ordinarily be able to express ... thats ALL slashdot is good for!

      Until space aliens actually do land and ask to be put in touch with our obscure cults, there simply is no reasoning, only conjecture. I think you're just complaining to complain.

      Maybe you need a hug?

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  51. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I watched the movie and, like most other people whoi wer ein the theater at this time, we weren't pissed at the Jews but at violence.
    Actually, the nasty Roman retrospectively remind me of the GIs practising "civilizaiton-101" in Iraq.

  52. minor nitpick... by bani · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ok, a really really big one actually.

    smallpox is a virus , not a bacteria .

  53. Re: mod as flamebait by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > You could call any post that people might disagree with "flamebait". It's a stupid mod option.

    I kinda don't like it either, because it requires an assumption that the moderator knows the poster's motives for posting.

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  54. Flip it around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if an alien race came to earth and tried to convert us to their religion.

    Given some of the things people on earth believe in I reckon they'd have
    mass conversions taking place on usenet within about 80 minutes.

    Although.... ...what if they already HAVE converted us????.... ...

    I for one welcome our new dogmatic alien masters!

  55. Whoa whoa whoa! by the_skywise · · Score: 4, Informative

    First off, the summary puts words in his mouth: "As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion."
    He doesn't even IMPLY that.

    What he SAYS is that if we can communicate intelligently with the aliens the question becomes, are religious concepts of right and wrong UNIVERSAL, and if so would their concepts match ours? He hopes so.

    Later on, he states: "The other thing that happens is that each side learns from the other, inevitably. And the sense of acculturation continually goes on. It went on when the missionaries from Italy showed up in Ireland. Irish sensibilities became part of the Christian milieu. German sensibilities. Russian sensibilities. Every culture has added something to the mix, and brought something out of the mix. It's inevitable. You can't pretend that it's a one-way street. Even if you wanted it to be a one-way street, it wouldn't be."

    He also answered the reverse question (Aliens converting us):

    "We can't even convert ourselves"

  56. Mod this one up! by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    In fact, this sounds interesting. The thing is, it has already been reported by news.dir.bg (not that this makes it more credible or anything, but still...), so mod this one up if you feel like it.

  57. feeling sorry by hutkey · · Score: 1

    i feel very sorry for all those who call themselves "intelligent". everyone wants to contradict everybody. believeeers in God will oppose the non-believers and vice versa.

    now that we know there could exist life beyond this planet which could be different from us, i thought all of us will unite together to welcome/fight/whatever required to do against/with them.

    but noooooooooo, we will not converge our energy in doing that, coz we are very "intelligent" every one of us can manage on our own.
    so what we do is try to put "our" ideas in front, opposing all other theories.

    it's sad, people still don't know how everybody can be "RIGHT" at the same time

  58. Re:mod as flamebait by aussie_a · · Score: 1

    "I will defend your post and mod you up and then I will disagree with it vehemently" Just because you disagree with something doesn't mean it should be modded down. If you think it is just a popularity contest, do your part. I think calling religions "superstitious nonsense" is being flammatory. And no. I am not religious.

  59. Who mentioned communication in the first place? by divine_13 · · Score: 1

    I am very sceptical to the question of communicating with extra-terrestials, or further even understanding them. Let's say we get an oopportunity to travel to another planet, and find out there is life. Does this life have to be creatures we can and must try to communicate with?
    The example goes on. We soon find out this life is just some strange greenish worms, not able to make sounds, etc. Just like worms on our planet. hencefore, the question is, what will be thinking of in first hand? Making them religious.. or further research..?

  60. What if they're more advanced ? by BESTouff · · Score: 1

    What if they're less archaic than us and got rid of religion centuries ago ? Then we'll let them where they are and claim they simply don't exist.

  61. Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "When you meet the unbelievers, strike off their heads; then when you have made wide slaughter among them, carefully tie up the remaining captives."

    Surat Mohammed:4

    1. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I often wonder whether this reclusive Mohammed fellow wasn't just an eloquent paranoid schizophrenic.

    2. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps it's just the hot weather that makes everyone grumpy.

    3. Re:Islam by tarunthegreat2 · · Score: 1

      No no, it's hot in India. And India produced Gandhi so... I think the grand-parent's correct. BTW, once we discover other civilizations, I get first dibs on the .mars domain. I wonder what picture of the world Aliens would get if their first window to Earth was Slashdot.....trolling? Me?

    4. Re:Islam by grepistan · · Score: 1

      India also produced Siddartha Gautama, AKA Buddha. It's obviously not a hot weather thing, also Australians (and I am one) do often tend to violence and stupidity when it gets hot. But perhaps that's just inbuilt.

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      Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
      -- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
    5. Re:Islam by turgid · · Score: 1
      Australians (and I am one) do often tend to violence and stupidity when it gets hot. But perhaps that's just inbuilt.

      Maybe it's just the beer :-)

    6. Re:Islam by softwave · · Score: 1

      To quote "Deep Dish", a house music group/band/whatever...

      Mohammed = Jesus = Buddha = Love

      It is my belief that all religions are equal. The problem lies within fanatism. Be it the palestinians blowing up themselves, jews claiming property over some "holy land", or GW Bush using "God is on our side" as a reason to perform military acts. (i am not saying this to troll, just trying to make a point).

      I am not a "believer" myself, eventhough I fully respect all religions as I expect the same from them. If I'm not going to nirvana/heaven/whatever, so be it.. That's my problem not yours... Don't bother me with it.

    7. Re:Islam by Larsing · · Score: 1

      Or the fact that they all descend from British criminals? ;-)

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      Ethics is what you say you do. Morals is what you actually do.
    8. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe it's just the pyroluria?

    9. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is my belief that all religions are equal. The problem lies within fanatism

      Really? You probably are a logical thinker, so think about this, what religion other than Islamic promotes beheading people? Surely, Jesus is not into beheading. Nor buddha.

    10. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. It was a British penal colony, so most of the prisoners were Irish.

      So, in a way, they were British criminals (Brittan convicted them) but they are not *British* criminals (they are Irish).

      They started sending the prisoners there after America started bitching about the colonies being used as a dumping ground.

    11. Re:Islam by softwave · · Score: 1

      I take it you are referring to the beheading of that Berg guy.

      1) You fail to see my point. What did I say in my parent post? The problem lies within fanatism.
      2) I wanne see proof that the Corran promotes beheading of people.
      3) Even if it does, you should put things in their historical context. The Corran, the Bible, whatever holy book you wanna refer to. All of them are outdated and contain values that don't necessarily reflect nowadays modern life (appart from universal values such as love, compassion, understanding,...). If you fail to see this, back to #1 > Fanatism baby!

      During centuries, people have performed gruesome acts using religion as a cover to justify them.
      The crusades during the dark ages, thousands of people murdered... Did Jesus ordered that?
      The Japanese occupation of China, did Buddha ordered that?
      As I said, even GWB does it. "God is on our side" et caetera... Who is he to claim that? (and don't even think about getting me started on capital punishment!)

      Btw, of course beheading someone is wrong, nobody questions THAT. Even Hamas & Hezbollah have condemned the beheading of Nick Berg. Point is, bad people exist everywhere, regardless of their religion.

      I tried not to turn this post into a troll. For the clueless: the point I'm trying to make is that fanatism is evil, but it's something of all religions. You can not condemn a whole religion for that.

    12. Re:Islam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look buddy, if Berg didn't want to lose his head, he shouldn't have been there in the first place.
      USA has no business in Iraq. We should stop act as if we are the whole planet's Police. There's plenty of stuff in our own country to be taken care of, and that's where we should start.

  62. For God's shake... by master_p · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    The discovery of extra-terrestrials will be the biggest event after the discovery of fire...and the only thing the Vatican can think about it is how to convert the extra-terrestrials to christianity ?

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha...they are insane!

    I would really like it if extra-terrestrials existed, only to make churches go crazy!

  63. Some speculation on alien religion by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps 'first contact' will spark a re-enacment of how so-called 'tribal' religions came to be replaced, violently or non violently by 'great religions.' (the Aiwa (sp?) in Japan were mostly replaced by the Japanese, the Hopi were replaced by Christians. Muslims spread over N. Africa replacing whatever proto-voodo gods were native there (I don't know) etc.)

    The theme is this - religions for small, racially similar groups of people are replaced by religions for larger, less racially similar groups of people. Religion helps justify this takeover.

    Great religions often deal more with conversion than tribal religions.

    I wonder if this trend will apply to extra-terrestrial religions. Will such religions tend to be converting religions? Will Extra terrestrials have eliminated the notion of 'race' from their religion and culture?

    If so, will such a culture focus on genetically assimilating creatures along with religious and cultural conversion?

    Considering how universal Nietzche's 'Will to Power' is likely to be, I sometimes wonder if aliens will be like Nazis, but with forcible genetic engineering rather than gas chambers.

    Furthermore, since religion and nationalism have always been strongly linked, what kind of religion will a space-faring race have, considering that they will be the first intelligent creatures who aren't bounded by nations and territory as we know it.

    I think living in space will have a profound impact on nationality, and thus religion, because it will eliminate the notion of fixed land, which is the basis of nationality. If sattelites can become self-supporting it will allow people to redefine how they organize themselves and choose citizenship.

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    1. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the Aiwa (sp?) in Japan were mostly replaced by the Japanese

      Ainu

    2. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, there are many Aiwa still in Japan, but they are inferior in numbers to the Sony.

    3. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by kalidasa · · Score: 3, Informative

      (the Aiwa (sp?) in Japan were mostly replaced by the Japanese, the Hopi were replaced by Christians. Muslims spread over N. Africa replacing whatever proto-voodo gods were native there (I don't know) etc.)

      1. The Ainu.

      2. There are still Hopi. Also, a lot of Native Americans were converted to Christianity. A LOT. Nowhere near as many as were wiped out by disease (often the disease wave moved slightly ahead of the colonization wave, carried by explorers and native American travelers who had contact with colonizers), or killed in conflict with colonizers (or internecine conflicts aggravated by the presence of colonizers), and not all of them, but enough to make it an interesting case study for first contact situations.

      3. In most areas, Islam displaced modern religions, not "proto-Voodoo". North Africa was basically Christian, with some outlying "pagan" areas (what we would call polytheists): for instance, keep in mind that St. Augustine lived in Carthage in what today is Tunisia. The city of Cyrene in what is today Libya was an important Greek city with a Christian population. The Egyptians were mostly Christians - today we call the "indigenous" Egyptians Copts (Boutros-Boutros Ghali, for instance), and they are Christians. There were various other traditional religions in trans-Saharan Africa (e.g., in what is now Nigeria) that might have contributed to the cultural background of Santeria, but they weren't as simple as many outside observers would imagine.

      In Arabia (don't call it Saudi Arabia until the 20th century) and Mesopotamia (modern Iraq), you've got Christians and Zoroastrians as well as "pagans," in Bactria (Afghanistan) you've got Buddhists, in India you have mostly Hindus with some Buddhists, in Persia you have mostly Zoroastrians, and in Russia (before the Horde) you have various kinds of animists. In China you have Confucianists, Taoists, Buddhists, Nestorian Christians, and a bunch of other religious communities before Islam is introduced (I imagine it reached China through "evangelism" before the Khanate); only the first three had significant effects after the Yuan. (Indeed, I think the Yuan basically "converted" - this is not as meaningful a term outside Western religions as it is within - to Confucianism, but I'm no expert on Chinese history.

      I think the concept of a nation being tied to a territory may be original and tribal, but in modern times it is an outgrowth of "modern" European nation-state theory, and is already under assault. Yes, I think that interplanetary (and if possible interstellar) colonization will have dramatic effects on nationality and religion, and these are interesting speculations; but keep in mind that ethnicity and religion (which often go hand in hand) are rather inertial concepts, and are quite capable of surviving even as great a shock as extraterrestrial contact or interstellar diaspora.

    4. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Considering how universal Nietzche's 'Will to Power' is likely to be, I sometimes wonder if aliens will be like Nazis, but with forcible genetic engineering rather than gas chambers.

      Please do us a favor and actually read Nietzsche before you automatically associate him with Nazis. (And I mean something other than Will to Power, the posthumous anthology heavily edited by his pro-Nazi sister, from whom he was estranged because he disagreed with her openly anti-Semitic views.)

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    5. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      How do you want me to say "the desire of people to have power over their own lives, and the lives of others might be universal?"

      I realize that Nietzsche wasn't anti-semetic, but there's more to the Nazis than anti-semetism.

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    6. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the detailed reply.

      Re 2.

      I realize there are still some Hopi (I took the time to read the hoplessly boring Hopi bible. Why are religious texts so monotonous? I suppose they weren't originally meant to be read all at once.) And yes, many natives were converted to Christianity. They were essentially assimilated into the dominant culture, ideologically and genetically. That's essentially my point. Will there be somthing that assimilates humans, ideologically and genetically? Wouldn't that be what an alien religion is designed to do for humans, in the same way that Christianity helped 'assimilate' the Hopi. There would still be some people who kept their old faith, but the majority would cross over.

      On a similar note;
      I always disliked the 'Borg' Star Trek movie.
      Instead of turning the Borg into vampires and adding the old Hollywood cliche of 'curing evil by killing the evil leader and then everything is alright', I wish the scriptwriters had had the Enterprise go back in time and see the borg 'selected for' by a capitalist society, or somthing along those lines. "Old fashioned" learning would become hopelessly inefficient compared to just plugging into the system. Join the borg and get a good job without having to attend college, etc. Growing political domination.

      In short, I think the Borg would have been scarier if they were shown as a path taken by supposedly free people - a 'free market' essentially compelling people to join an organization which destroyed their freedom.

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    7. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      lot of Native Americans were converted to Christianity. A LOT. Nowhere near as many as were wiped out by disease

      Since more than 50% of "Native Americans" were killed by imported disease, that claim is mathematically impossible.

    8. Re:Some speculation on alien religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it mathematically impossible? Both statements imply that less were converted than killed.

  64. Re:mod as flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could call any post that people might disagree with "flamebait". It's a stupid mod option.

    Blatent ethnic/religious/sexual slurs are flamebait, but anything else is not.

  65. Fourth Scenario by R.Caley · · Score: 1
    James Blish `A Case of Conscience'

    The aliens never fell. Perhaps this solves the silent universe problem. If humans are the only species silly enough to eat the apple (or jnikrup fruit or whatever), the rest of the universe is presumably to happy in paradise to want to contact the ethically subnormals of Sol III.

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  66. Religous prime directive by andykilner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just thinking.. suppose we were advanced enough to be able to travel between the stars and came across another civilisation who were just making it into space, what decides whether we make contact or not.

    This is kind of a prime directive situation, where a major factor would probably be how religious that civilisation is. Somebody weighing this with us would probably think that religion has too much control and it would almost certainly mean war. They wouldn't want that so they back off and leave us to evolve.

  67. Re:Ninnle has you ! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is anti-semetic to blame all Jews for all time for somthing that happened over 2000 years ago. It's even anti-semetic to blame all Jews when Jesus was alive. The Sanhedrin was a Roman puppet.

    Should I say "The Christians were responsible for killing Jews during the Holocaust" because some Christians were involved in it. And should I conclude from this that all Christians for all time are murderers until they change their religion? The notion is absurd.

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  68. starship troopers by zoloto · · Score: 1

    wow, that was well placed. kudos to you

  69. Re:Ninnle has you ! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes the Jews and the Romans physically killed him, but it was ultimately His choice to die, and to that end we all killed him by failing to be perfect.

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  70. Re:mod as flamebait by pbhj · · Score: 1

    It's not what you say, necessarily, it's the way you say it.

    Flamebait presupposes all other arguments to be weak, it is fundamentalist, and usually makes some statement that other people holding disparate views will find inflammatory.

    Of course disagreement is part of it.

    For example in the parent post: "wasting my time trying to convert 'em to the baby Jesus" is an unguarded attack which has been universalised. The presupposition is that Christians are wasting their time. Better would be to say that the poster thinks Christians are wasting their time.

    The poster could have said "I believe it is a waste of time to convert aliens to Christianity". I would disagree with that but I wouldn't call it flamebait - I think this post is flamebait.

    Another clever turn of phrase is to say "the baby jesus". Whilst members of the Christian faith believe that Jesus birth is important it is not the crucial point of Jesus life. Indeed many non-christians (Muslims, some Hindus, some atheists, ...) believe that Jesus' teachings as an adult are highly worthwhile [though how they get round him saying he's God ... but that's for another argument!].

    By saying "baby jesus" this is intimating that Jesus only import [the only thing you'd tell alien life about] is as a baby and thus you are saying, allbeit in an implicit veiled manner, that those who respect his teachings are misguided.

    You'll probably think I'm reading too much into it ... maybe you think this is flamebait? Please give us some enlightment on that if you do!?!

  71. I respectfully disagree. by grepistan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not trying to offend anyone here, so I will be very careful with my words. This is just my opinion, but I think that deliberately setting out to encourage others to join your system of beliefs is not a good or responsible thing to do. Simply in the act of proffering a particular belief system on others, you are necessarily advocating that point of view. It is your opinion. The way that many Christian Churches have acted in the past has been to enshrine their doctrine in myth and ritual, and to withhold the fact that Christianity was a point of view, not the point of view.

    I just think that religion is something that must be spread through people being shown the true possibilities in terms of belief systems that are available to them, rather than having ideas thrust at you by parents or Clerics.

    Just my 2 cents, feel free to disagree! That is your right, just as this opinion is mine.

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    1. Re:I respectfully disagree. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Troll

      Not to mention that Christianity, as far as I know, at least, was the original anti-competitive embrace and extend monopoly. ;)

      But if I were you, and I'm not, I wouldn't worry so much about offending people. Fuck 'em. Why is it concerned acceptable in modern society to preach about God, but questioning God is so offensive? Fuck that. Fuck God, for that matter. Fuck Jesus, fuck 'em all. Moses was a twerp, the Pharoah was just a pussy to give in to that guy (oh wait a minute, he never gave in, did he? Moses needed the power of God to save his people from the pharoah, didn't he?). Jesus is the role-model pothead: smoke too much, start believing you're the son of God, preach about peace and love. We had millions of 'em in the '60s and '70s, and those fuckers are still around, and they all look like Jesus. Jesus was just a psychedelic drug abusing bad smelling hippy. Fuck 'im. Who needs him?

      And if this offends anybody, fuck off.

      :)

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    2. Re:I respectfully disagree. by Chibi · · Score: 1
      Why is it concerned acceptable in modern society to preach about God, but questioning God is so offensive?


      Not sure how much of your post is joke, and how much is opinion hidden in joke... but you know, it's kind of funny. I think it's a matter of perspective. I think people are generally more aware of opposing viewpoints than they are of similar ones. I'm a Christian who kind of had a crisis of faith a few years ago. But I've actually had the impression over the last few years that there's a growing resentment towards the Church. Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of stuff that's wrong with the Church and it's followers. But I actually think it's become somewhat fashionable to bash religion. Watch late-night television, and you'll see plenty of Christian-bashing. You'll see a host of some celebrity say something negative about God or Christians, and the crowd will roar with approval.

      And why is this? I think it's because the most vocal and visible "Christians" are actually horrible examples. Remember, just because someone says they are a Christian doesn't mean they are one. Case in point, lots of people like to point out George W. Bush's faith. The thing is, he's done and said things that I consider awful. One particular quote is the one where he says something like he's not sure if he could consider someone who wasn't a Christian to be a citizen/patriot. I mean, come on... we're basically in a situation where people are using really poor examples to define a religion (not trying to say this is unique to Christianity). Anyway, I probably shouldn't be trying to say he's not really Christian (who am I to judge, and it's not like I really know the guy), but he has said plenty of stupid things, and it bothers me that people use him as an example of how close-minded Christians are.

      Anyway, just wanted to speak up a little. Even in my workplace, there are a few people that are very disdainful of Christianity and are pretty open about it. The thing is, if they said the same stuff about another religion, they'd be labeled as being prejudiced and/or close-minded. But since they're bashing Christianity, they're free-thinkers.

      Oh, and for the record, I'm not so oblivious that I'm unaware that there is also bashing in the other direction. Like I said, I think a lot oof it is perspective, and I think people are more conscious of when their viewpoint is being attacked.

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    3. Re:I respectfully disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know your post is intended to be funny, but I would consider things to be the other way around. It is currently 'offensive' to have anything about God in public, whereas questioning God has become commonplace and acceptable. Example: the ten commandments monument in Arizona.

    4. Re:I respectfully disagree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are just pissed because he called Science a religion.

    5. Re:I respectfully disagree. by thelenm · · Score: 1

      You live in a society where it's acceptable to preach about God, but offensive to question God? I don't think I've ever been there. I live in a society that's pretty much the exact opposite.

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    6. Re:I respectfully disagree. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Why is it concerned acceptable in modern society to preach about God, but questioning God is so offensive?

      The same reason no atheist can be elected to Congress.

  72. Re:mod as flamebait by zhenlin · · Score: 1

    However, flamebait is a synonym for "Many will disagree and yell at you for it".

  73. What If? by smackdotcom · · Score: 4, Funny


    There's much dismissal of the notion of aliens taking our religion seriously. And I tend to agree. But it does make for a fun "what if" scenario.

    What if the aliens did take to our religious beliefs? What if the Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons did manage to convert them? Either scenario would be particularly entertaining, since presumably the aliens would then undertake the same activities as the human Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons on Earth, to the limits that their biologies would allow. Hell, I'd look forward to them coming to my door. I would be able to forgive all the other shortcomings of the 'future' (lack of flying cars, rocketpacks, etc.) if every now I could open my door to find a couple of small grey aliens in white shirts and black ties, earnest looks on their faces, asking me about my thoughts on God. I'd still slam the door in their faces, of course, but I'd have a little "Well, whaddya know?" smile on my face as I did so.

    Indeed, conversion to any branch of Christianity would provide endless entertainment, since we would have yet another party laying claim to Jerusalem as the holiest city. Or perhaps we could one day look forward to a "Passion" remake, complete with an alien Jesus dragging the cross? I wonder, would the Christian aliens still nurse a mild resentment of the Jews? Or would aliens be more likely to become Jews themselves, able to accept the idea of God but not a human Messiah? Man, would that ever get some people going. Osama bin Laden would just shit himself.

    Of course, they may not go for a mainstream religion. Maybe they'll become convinced that the ultimate arbiter of religious truth is some dude leading a cult somewhere in the wilds of Montana. Maybe they'd all become Branch Davidians, or some equivalent thereof.

    Mind you, the alternative to us converting them is even more fun. I personally would go to church--or whatever you would call it--every week, if the purpose were to worship some whacked-out alien god. All hail the Great Slug of the Cosmos, perhaps. Hell, I'll even worship Kah'less if I get to play with a Bat'leth.

    Thinking about this sort of stuff is more fun than a box full of puppies.

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    1. Re:What If? by Brown+Line · · Score: 1

      Philip Jose Farmer's novel "Jesus on Mars", in addition to having one of the coolest titles I've ever seen, is based on just that premise: What if an alien race were converted to Christianity? Only in Farmer's novel, they've converted to a Christianity that doesn't exist today - that is, Christianity as it would have been had it remained a sect of Judaism. Well worth reading.

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    2. Re:What If? by o'reor · · Score: 1
      Or would aliens be more likely to become Jews themselves, able to accept the idea of God but not a human Messiah?

      Aliens becoming Jews ? Well, why not...

      Er, would you care to tell me what part of the body of an alien woud be the closest thing to a foreskin ? Just out of interest... ;-)

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    3. Re:What If? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a cult somewhere in the wilds of Montana."

      How about the Hopi religion? The Hopi have already been mentioned in postings here.

      The Hopi have strange doll-like figures called Katchinas which seem to me a lot like the current "little grey aliens". There are claims that these figures do have some background representing contact with "other intelligences".

      The Hopi keep their religion top secret so no outsider knows what role these figures really play. They claim to do this so no white man will be told their secrets, because in the past missionaries learned their secrets, twisted them around and belittled them as superstition in order to convert the Hopi to Christianity.

      Wouldn't it be funny beyond description if the aliens pronounced that they had investigated all religions in the universe and found that the only true religion that they found represented on earth was that of the Hopi.

      Furthermore, everybody on earth must immediately convert to the Hopi religion or face the might of the alien technology.

      Remember that these aliens would appear superior in every way just because they were able to travel here and we wouldn't know how to repay the visit. Hence we couldn't verify anything that they claim.

      Talk about "faith-based religion"!!!

      I find this thought hilarious!

    4. Re:What If? by CuriousKangaroo · · Score: 1

      See "On Venus Have We Got A Rabbi" by William Tenn in the story collection called Wandering Stars. Or hear it at this link.

    5. Re:What If? by Rebel_Princess · · Score: 0

      Yes, just what I need, alien Jehovah's Witnesses beaming into my living room.

    6. Re:What If? by anandrajan · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I haven't laughed this much in years.

      Seriously, your post could be used as a kernel for a great science fiction comedy movie. Space Messiah anyone?

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  74. Re:Dolphin Communication by tehcyder · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that's a logical fallacy.
    No, it's an attempt to provide a comprehensible analogy.

    A logical fallacy is to say "just by that scenario existing ...we have something in common with them". This is assuming that an alien race must be reasonably similar to ours, whereas the aliens might be in relation to us as we are to dolphins.

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  75. Re:mod as flamebait by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    No, but ridiculing something that some people take seriously enough to shape their whole lives around certainly *is* flamebait.

    I may not believe myself, but I certainly wouldn't refer to any religion as a "ludicrous old superstition".

  76. Alien contact by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    I can just imagine the general population (i.e., us) having this kind of discussion in say the 1940's. People were absolutely terrified of the prospect that there could be life on other planets. Take the War of the Worlds radio show as a prime example of this.

    Say even a small percentage of the UFO sightings have been real, I don't blame any government for covering it up. It would be mass hysteria if it got out that a civilization of obviously vastly superior technology had come here.

    Now we're a post-Star-Trek civilization. We've learned (through entertainment) that there can be good and evil out there. We're just taking the gamble of if they're friendly or not. Are they here to help us advance, to just explore, or eat us. :)

    I suspect if we did make contact with a sufficiently advanced race, who had any sort of written language (that we could see, I hope) we'd have a chance of translating and eventually communicating with them. I'm sure they'd be trying to communicate with us too. Well, assuming they aren't here to eat us.

    The religion debate may be moot. Religion may be a human thing that we've invented to comfort ourselves regarding things we don't understand. They may actually be a bit peeved that we try to push our primitive concept on them.

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    1. Re:Alien contact by bhima · · Score: 1
      Sundenly I am reminded of the "How to Serve Humans" cookbook

      Where was that from?

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    2. Re:Alien contact by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      A 1962 Twilight Zone epsiode, "How To Serve Man".

      Took me a minute to find the corrected title. In the past I've also read that it was a short story, but I can't remember who wrote it. I've never actually seen the story.

      Amazon has the CD set, which aparently has this epsiode on it.

      Ah ha! Found it!

      It was written by Damon Night as a short story, and produced by Rod Serling as a Twilight Zone episode, which aired on March 2, 1962!

      The whole Story

      Damn, that Internet is a wonderful thing. hehe

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    3. Re:Alien contact by Down8 · · Score: 1

      I'd say the War of the Worlds terrified the people of the '40s because the aliens were blowing everything up - not simply because they existed. But that's me.

      -bZj

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  77. Us Jews Will Guilt Them Into Converting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember the Holocaust! Whaddaya mean, "what's the Holocaust?!..."

  78. Life, The Universe, and Everything... by Genda · · Score: 1

    Personally I'm still waiting for us to find the planet with the 40 foot burning letters that say "We apologize for the inconvenience..."

    Didn't the Bablefish already prove there is no God?

    Genda

    1. Re:Life, The Universe, and Everything... by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Ah....

      But in order to disprove God with the Bablefish, you had to find one in the first place.

      Seriously, D.N.A.'s diety non-existance therom is just a more recent version of many that were proposed throughout the ages, with most of them done during the Renassance/ Medeval times (roughly 900 A.D. to 1500 A.D. give or take a few centuries in each direction on both ends). In some ways, he was making a very good spoof of similar theroms regarding God.

      It is also a classic example where just sitting around and coming up with theorms for therom's sake is likely to get you into a logical quagmire that makes no sense, usually with a logical mistake somewhere along the line.

      Also think about the mathmatical proof where 1 = 2

      Check it out here

      In this case, somebody who knows a little about Algebra but is not really a mathmatician (maybe they have had high school or college algebra, but havn't really studied mathmatics as a serious subject) can be fooled into accepting these as valid proofs that come up with illogical results.

  79. Re:Black Jesus, Asian Jesus, Jesus with 8 tentacle by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > now they will have to agree for Jesus with eight tentacles?

    Naw, you're confusing him with his surly cousin from R'lyeh.

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  80. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grandparent is either trolling or stupid, obviously didn't read the article properly, and is basically only motivated by hatred for anyone with a religious belief and a desire to find something, anything, to nitpick.

    Parent is providing a genuine insight into what the article meant, which is a thing of rare beauty here on Slashdot.

  81. GOD is an essential concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Praying to an external force would seem to be likely as one of the earliest attempts to manipulate one's environment, which is a good definition of sentient life. When one was successful in a large percentage (whether by coincedence or divine intervention) patterns would emerge that seemed to be a formula for successful guidance, thus starting a religion. Speculation, to be sure, but it seems logical to me

  82. Really? by magefile · · Score: 1

    I don't follow any of the Abrahamic faiths. How about the Hindu-Muslim conflicts in India and Pakistan? That's going both ways.

  83. Re:Dolphin Communication by grepistan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm a linguist who spends a fair bit of time thinking about these sorts of things (I have a cat, of course!), and I just wanted to say that your post was very well-written and raises a few questions that I enjoy thinking about.

    Your first point, that we haven't ever needed to communicate with dolphins and vice versa is a very good one that many professional linguists really don't get. Communication only comes about when it is an advantage to both parties.

    One thing that is important here I think is to clearly distinguish communication from language. Most animal species can and do communicate with each other (and in some cases, with humans), ranging in complexity from ants to chimpanzees, but it is yet to be proven that any animals use language in any ways outside of a purely functional manner. Humans use language in so many ways - as a functional, communicative tool, as a system of recording facts, as a social construct for building groups of humans... I could go on. I don't think there are all that many documented cases of animals showing these kinds of behaviours.

    But, absence of evidence is not evidence of absence! I personally have a feeling that cats do understand what humans say very, very well. Down to the word level. I'm not sure what their syntax is like (i.e. whether they can interpret meaning above the word level, as phrases or sentences) but Aristotle, my cat, picks up on quite a lot of phrases, such as 'vet', 'bad cat', 'good cat' and all those mundane things, including the name of every kind of food he likes. I also have a bilingual friend whose cats understand his English and Spanish very well. Of course, all this isn't very scientific, but there are reasons to suspect that cats do understand us very well. They have been hanging around us for a long, long time... perhaps since the dawn of farming techniques and granary construction, 2000 bce or earlier. You could even say we have a symbiotic relationship with cats, i.e. a mutually beneficial relationship. They eat the mice, birds and insects that come after our food, which is good for everyone. Except when they hunt the neighbours pigeons, stupid things. (Pigeons, not cats!)

    I think there's still a lot we don't know about this kind of thing, but I'm always looking into it!

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  84. alien moral standards by G.+W.+Bush+Junior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We find the intelligent civilization. We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion
    Odds are that if they are aware of good and evil and advanced enough to be space-faring then they will probably have higher moral standards than anything christianity has to provide...
    High moral standards are what makes cooperation possible. Tolerance of differences is probably neccesary, and that certainly isn't taught by christianity.
    Or maybe im just projecting my own standards onto aliens... but the christian concept of moral seems to be pretty low compared to what humanism can provide.

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  85. He's just a guy ... by TheRealNecator · · Score: 1

    ... without a name. He'll die this episode.
    Never Give Up, Never Surrender!

  86. religion sucks by thodu · · Score: 1

    It just enforces yet another false identity and is directly responsible for many of the conflicts in today's world. The only thing the commies got right was the banning of religion. But I guess, most of the people are so weak/stupid/lazy that they need artificial crutches in order to find answers in this world. Actually they just want to believe whatever is packaged and dished out to them. Sort of like the Disneyland/Vegas experiences.

  87. Some other scenarios : by escallywag · · Score: 2, Insightful
    • Aliens are in every way superior and more evolved then our civilisation and have shrugged off silly archaics like organized religion a long time ago => They 'll have a good laugh at our primitve cultures and will then re-educate us

    • Aliens are technologically superior but otherwise not that different from the human race => we are truly fucked...

    • Alien civilisation is technologically inferior and their near pristine planet containing vast amounts of natural resources is discovered by us => they are truly fucked
    1. Re:Some other scenarios : by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      Or they don't have sin (aka they did not participate in the fall), so there was no need for the redeption. So they don't have religion.

  88. What does it matter??? by 7upyours · · Score: 1

    What is the big deal about the religious implications Aliens pose to us. It is ok for people and Alien alike to beleive in different things. Just because Aliens might not beleive in our God, doesn't mean that we have to go and change the way "They" think. What right do we have to go and do something like that. I have been saying it for years.... All Religion does is get in the way. Hell here on Earth we kill and/or hate someone just becasue they beleive in different religions. Does this mean we could never like any Alien life out there just because we don't beleive in there "religion" if they have one?

  89. On Religion, Group-Instincts and Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The general human attraction to religion can be explained by our instincts related to "group survival". This instinct makes us want to be a part of something "greater than life", and makes us willing to sacrifice our all for this (in benefit of the group). The very presence of this instinct suggests that groups with this feature will have better chances in competition with other groups, which makes sense since the individuals will easier work together for the common good. The general religion has gone as far as to suggest that the demise of the individual leads to advantages in the "afterlife". Many other systems utilise the same instinct (nationalism, sports). Note that we can not conclude that the group instict "causes" religion, just that religion uses this instinct.

    Any Alien race that has a strong society, and have advanced technology will probably rely on a strong group instinct. It is reasonable to expect that this race also has harnessed their instinct within the framework of a religion. It is likely to contain the same elements as most religions here on our planet ("greater than life notion", "advantages in afterlife").

    Frank T.

  90. More Christian musings! by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    The Bible is quite clear that Jesus died for the sins of all of us. Those who repent and believe, can benefit from his sacrifice.

    The so-called 'hints' you have listed are all evils, perpetrated by those who have been misled, or are simply falsely claiming faith. I mean for crying out loud, Bush alleges to be a Christian! Even more amazingly, he may well be even if what he does is wrong!!! (Or not!)

    I'm just pointing out that there's a slight dilemma if we meet aliens. Do they have another Jesus (iffy as regards Christian theology)? Did Jesus die for them also here on Earth - is that why they meet us? This is not impossible (just possibly tricky to accept). After all, Jesus' death benefited those prior to the event who did not have the knowledge we have now - in actual factual knowledge at least. The Bible (New Testament wrt. Old Testament) is clear that no amount of sacrifices could save people from their sins, that the 'old system' was simply to provide a focal point for their faith. The Jews today survive without animal sacrifices. Do they believe they are all condemned as a result? So aliens too, could also be part of the saved.

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    1. Re:More Christian musings! by bsDaemon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the more alarming thing is that secularist revisionists have twisted history so as to claim that the Crusades were unprovoked. they were a reaction to the unprovoked maurading accross north africa (burning the library of alexandria), spain, and half of france.
      there is much evidence that shows that the so called "golden age of spain" was concocted in the early 1900s as propoganda so the British people would not mind allieing with the Turks.

    2. Re:More Christian musings! by maraist · · Score: 1

      Except that Jesus is proported to have died for original sin, not every-day sins. So the question is NOT whether each possible alien race has their own Jesus, but whether they had also pissed off their God in their beginning story, such that their devinity was revoked.

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    3. Re:More Christian musings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The concept of original sin is nowhere in the bible.

    4. Re:More Christian musings! by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      the more alarming thing is that secularist revisionists have twisted history so as to claim that the Crusades were unprovoked.

      I've never heard anyone claim that the First Crusade was unprovoked. And in any event your use of the phrase "secular revisionist" hints at intentional trolling. There is nothing wrong with revising history if such revision takes into account new evidence to create a more reliable picture of what actually happened.

      they were a reaction to the unprovoked maurading accross north africa (burning the library of alexandria)

      No one knows what happened to the Library of Alexandria, but in all likelihood it was destroyed long before Islam came about. Check out the article at Wikipedia. That Muslims destroyed the library is an ancient calumny, but easily discounted.

      there is much evidence that shows that the so called "golden age of spain" was concocted in the early 1900s as propoganda so the British people would not mind allieing with the Turks.

      Then why were the Spanish and French and other peoples speaking of a Andalusian golden age in the 1800's and before? While the Spanish are quite happy about the Reconquista, they too have portrayed Muslim Spain as a center of idyllic enlightenment and tolerance.

    5. Re:More Christian musings! by Eccles · · Score: 1

      the more alarming thing is that secularist revisionists have twisted history so as to claim that the Crusades were unprovoked. they were a reaction to the unprovoked maurading accross north africa (burning the library of alexandria), spain, and half of france.

      The accusation that Caliph Omar ordered the destruction of the Library is widely acknowledged as a fabrication.

      The Battle of Poitiers, generally assumed to have stopped the spread of Islam throughout Europe, was in 732. The First Crusade was launched in 1095, 363 years later.

      The Turks weren't particularly benevolent, warring with the Byzantines in the 11th century, and the Crusades were at least somewhat inspired by that, but your claims at justification are pure hooey.

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    6. Re:More Christian musings! by RayBender · · Score: 4, Informative
      there is much evidence that shows that the so called "golden age of spain" was concocted in the early 1900s as propoganda so the British people would not mind allieing with the Turks.

      What ignorant bullshit. Have you ever been to Spain? Have you ever seen the al-Hambra? The fact is that during the 7th through 10th Centuries, while Europe was little more than a stinking barabaric backwater, Islamic civization was very highly developed. They even had soap. During the Crusades, many Christian lords would try to get hold of Saracen physicians, because everyone knew that their medical methods were far superior to the European ones (which tended to consist of bleeding and wrapping the wound in dung).

      It was Arab scholars who preserved much of the ancient Greek litterature. Without them we would have none of it. As for your statement about the library of Alexandria, you should read this.

      In addition, who do you think invented algebra? (a hint: it should be al-gebra). Most of the stars visble to the naked eye have Arabic names (Aldebaran, Almitak, Algol, Betelgeuse, Achernar etc etc.), meaning that they had highly developed (for the time) mathematics and astronomy.

      I understand you're pissed about terrorism; who wouldn't be? But don't make the mistake of letting current events color your view of the past. It's bad enough the other way around.

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    7. Re:More Christian musings! by italiannavigator · · Score: 1

      They had soap? Wow, how things have changed!!!

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    8. Re:More Christian musings! by bsDaemon · · Score: 0, Troll

      yes, i have been to spain. the al hambra is very nice. Geometry, the greek mathmatics is much nicer than algebra, the bane of highschool students since the dawn of time. Without algebra, no airplanes. Without airplanes, no 9/11. think about it. math is a terrorist plot!!!

      ok, this is troll but so what. no one is going to read it but you.

    9. Re:More Christian musings! by Londovir · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, since I had to suffer through a college course on the early history of Mathematics, I tend to disagree just slightly with your statement that the Arab mathematicians "invented" algebra.

      Although it's true that algebra gets its name from al-Jabr, and it's also true that some of the great Arab mathematicians (including al-Khwarizmi) codified many algebraic structures and practices that are now common (al-Khwarizmi essentially worked out the "Completing the Square" method of solving quadratic equations), it's a bit of a stretch to attribute everything to the Arabs.

      The Chinese were one of the first pioneers in mathematics to lay down many of the standard practices we use in algebra today. They were one of the first major groups to adopt and accept negative numbers, drawing them in red and putting slashes through the last digits to indicate negative quantities (when it took Leonardo de Pisa [Fibonacci] a thousand years later to look at negative numbers in financial problems as losses - he still did not accept negative roots of quadratics). The Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art, the earliest known work of Chinese mathematicians, dates from around 200BC, and illustrates 246 practical math problems on surveying, conversions, etc. You could argue that these basic math methods of solving equations is a good basis for algebra.

      Not to mention that the Babylonians, around 2000BC, began the first major study and work of mathematics in the world. They used a fairly sophisticated positional Base 60 system, showed knowledge of the quadratic formula (the first known civilization to do so), and even looked at (though couldn't derive a solution to) cubic equations as well.

      Lastly, one very common misconception: although we refer to our numeral system as the Arabic Numeral system, the actual "figures" we use to draw the numbers 1, 2, 3, etc, were brought to the Western world from India, not from the Arabian peninsula. Many attribute the adoption of the Indian Numeral system to al-Khwarizmi, but it may have been earlier than that. Regardless, they were the ones to give us that number system (including the use of 0 to hold a space in positional number systems), not the Arabs.

      I don't mean to belittle the great works done by early Arabian mathematicians - they easily were one of the most influential and driving forces in bringing the mathematical knowledge of the Far East to the Western world, especially when the "dark ages" of mathematical learning dawned when the Greek & Alexandrian schools of learning faded away. They were the greatest preservers of the ancient Greek writings, and quite often the only copies we have today of some of the Greek works of Euclid, Thales, Pythagoras, and others is an English translation of a Latin translation of an Arabic translation of the original Greek. Still, some of the basic practices of algebraic solving existed quite before the great Arabic mathematicians -- they tend to get the "credit" of inventing algebra because they were the main ones to gather, collect, comment, and extend most of that early work.

      Oh, and as to the contention that the Arabs were highly developed in astronomy since most of the stars visible to the naked eye have Arabic names, that is a bit misleading. Consider what I mentioned about the "Arabic Numeral" system. Just because something is named in a way doesn't indicate anything about its creators. Many now believe that Pythagoras did not "invent" the Pythagorean Theorem. It is now commonly attributed to an anonymous student of the Pythagorean School of Learning, not to mention how the Babylonians a thousand years before had cuneiform tablets with the same triangle work done on them. It was actually the great Greek astronomer Hipparchus who catalogued thousands of stars and their positions in the 2nd century BC, and whom Ptolemy recorded much of the work. Once again, we owe a great debt to the great Arabic astronomers for preserving and expanding on those earlier works of the Greeks and others - but reali

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    10. Re:More Christian musings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *ahem* Adam and Eve *ahem* tree of knowledge *ahem*

    11. Re:More Christian musings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's coming from an Italian navigator!

  91. Makes you think though... by builderbob_nz · · Score: 0

    There is a blatently obvious (well to me anyway) possibility that has been left out, that the aliens (lets assume that they have never heard of us, or seen us before now) already believe the same things we do. From a Christian perspective, I find it quite intriguing that there may be an alien civilisation out there that believes the same things I do. After all, if God did create the universe, wouldn't he show himself to other beings aswell?

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  92. sigh by agentforsythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why did I blow all my mod points yesterday?

    Religion is truly the highest form of comedy

  93. Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by kale77in · · Score: 5, Informative

    There is, of course, an existing tradition of Christian thought on extraterrestrial life.

    C.S. Lewis' Cosmic Trilogy is probably the best known example: Out of the Silent Planet and Perelandra took H.G. Wells as its point of departure and speculated upon other world in which the corruption and redemption of humanity and nature had followed different courses. (I never got far into Vol. 3, so I can't recommend it.) Probably both are in a library near you.

    Going back a little farther, the poetry of the Catholic writer Alice Meynell (1847-1922) touched on a few of these themes, e.g. in 'Christ in the Universe':

    Nor, in our little day
    May his devices with the heavens be guessed,
    His pilgrimage to thread the Milky Way
    Or his bestowals there be manifest.

    But in the eternities,
    Doubtless we shall compare together, hear
    A million alien Gospels, in what guise,
    He trod the Pleiades, the Lyre, the Bear.

    Meynell's works are available online.

    1. Re:Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by Katravax · · Score: 1

      As you pointed out, the concept of ET life is not a new idea to Christianity. The majority of the comments here making fun of what they think Christian views of ETs to be don't know the first thing about Christianity or its history, so they're really not qualified to comment. But this is Slashdot, so I shouldn't be surprised.

    2. Re:Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by stanmann · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stephen R. Lawhead and Madeleine L'Engle are also Christian and authors who have explored these subjects.

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    3. Re:Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      For a slightly different take on Christianity as it collides with the concept of extra-terrestrial life, there's always Arthur C. Clarke's The Star, which became a Twilight Zone episode, from the mid-1980's revival of that series.

      The basis of the story is the wavering faith of a priest who has to come to terms with God sacrificing a entire civilization with a peaceful, rich culture, so that a star would shine over Bethlehem.

    4. Re:Some Christian writers who pondered ET life by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      Interesting note-- I never realized L'Engle's work was so Christian until just now (I'd read the first few of her books years and years ago, and never really understood "Many Waters"). Coincidentally, a TV-film version of "A Wrinkle In Time" was just shown on ABC on Tuesday, but I forgot to tape it. I might have to go back and re-read a few of the books.

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  94. what if by tanveer1979 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is no god and the aliens know it for sure and can prove it also

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    1. Re:what if by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what if ... there is no god and the aliens know it for sure and can prove it also

      Then they will be considered tools of the devil, and most earthbound religions will move us towards war with them.

      To someone who believes religion forms the very essence of who they are. Most of the true believers can not be dissuaded from believing regardless of how strong your argument against God is. But ofcourse that is the whole point of faith, it is belief beyond reason.

      Humanity hasn't stopped fighting religious wars against itself (despite the fact that all the major religions say killing of human beings is evil). It seems incredibly unlikely we wouldn't wage religious war against aliens if they made contact with us, which is probably why they haven't made contact yet. If they're out there, that is.

    2. Re:what if by Laur · · Score: 1
      To someone who believes religion forms the very essence of who they are. Most of the true believers can not be dissuaded from believing regardless of how strong your argument against God is. But ofcourse that is the whole point of faith, it is belief beyond reason.

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    3. Re:what if by stanmann · · Score: 1

      There is a God and the aliens know for sure and can prove it?

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    4. Re:what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't be a god we have conceived, so everyone would be immeasurably more disturbed than if it turned out that there definitely was no god.

    5. Re:what if by |/|/||| · · Score: 1

      There is no god and the aliens know it for sure and can prove it also
      That would be as impossible as proving that God exists.

      Sufficiently advanced intelligent life is sure to be agnostic. I mean, if you can't tell whether God exists or not, then does it even matter? They'll be busy enough contemplating the universe itself, and the things that happen in it.

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  95. Never mind Religion by medazinol · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Convertible to some form of terrestrial religion". Yeah right...

    Forget about religion, how about cultural assimilation?

    Read this exerpt from the Brookings report from 1960 comissioned from NASA about finding extraterrestrial life, it will make you think twice. Perhaps this is why the goverment is hiding the truth that "they" are already here. Oh and don't forget to see that Mexico video, just another iron in the fire so to speak.

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    Report Number 242

    For

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    The general public

    1.As with other matters not central to day-to-day living, the
    public, considered as a whole, is probably only selectively
    attentive to and knowledgeable about space activities. The
    relationship between the impact of events on indifferent or only
    occasionally interested people and their attitudes and values is
    but partly understood and needs further study.

    2.It has been alleged that the "public" is optimistic about
    space activities. If this is so and if the optimism is
    widespread, the present support it generates for the space
    program may not be lasting if the difficulties inherent in space
    efforts have not been appreciated enough to make the failure of
    specific projects understandable. The resulting disillusionment
    may be a serious factor in reducing public support as space
    efforts become more grandiose, the consequences of payoff more
    exciting, and the losses from failure more dramatic. On the other
    hand, this optimism, if it exists, may produce a state of mind
    tolerant of failures. The factors affecting optimism, realism,
    and tolerance of frustration need more study as an aid in
    preparing for this situation. The roles of the promoter spokesman
    and the mass media in encouraging expectations of great and
    imminent accomplishments are integral to this problem area and
    would benefit from research.

    3.The conviction that space activities will broaden man's
    horizons are presently based on the perspectives and special
    interests of a relatively few people in western societies. The
    claim may be justified, but there is need for research to assist
    understanding of the conditions under which innovations broaden
    or narrow perspectives in various cultures. For example,
    sufficient emphasis on space as the proper expression of man's
    highest aspirations may result in the evolution of a broadly
    based belief that this is so. But whether or not this is likely
    to be the case cannot now be decided in view of our limited
    understanding of how new ideas disseminate through societies. If
    and as horizons were broadened as a result of space activities,
    other aspirations would compete with them for attention and
    resources, and continuous study would be required to evaluate the
    appropriate position of space in this competition.

    4.Though intelligent or semi-intelligent life conceivably
    exists elsewhere in our solar system, if intelligent
    extraterrestrial life is discovered in the next twenty years, it
    will very probably be by radio telescope from other solar
    systems. Evidences of its existence might also be found in
    artifacts left on the moon or other planets. The consequences for
    attitudes and values are unpredictable, but would vary profoundly
    in different cultures and between groups within complex
    societies; a crucial factor would be the nature of the
    communication between us and the other beings. Whether or not
    earth would be inspired to an all-out space effort by such a
    discovery is moot: societies sure of their own place in the
    universe have disintegrated when confronted by a superior
    society, and others have survived even though changed. Clearly,
    the better we can come to understand the factors involved i

    1. Re:Never mind Religion by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Do you have both a citation and a link for that? Thanks!

    2. Re:Never mind Religion by LesPaul75 · · Score: 1

      What is "that Mexico video?" Maybe a link or something would be nice? Googling for "Mexico" isn't going to be very useful.

    3. Re:Never mind Religion by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
  96. Don't you think... by supersam · · Score: 1

    ... proselytizing would be the last thing on our minds when aliens attack!

    In any case, given that there have been so many 'first-hand reports' of alien performing various 'tests' on earthlings, I would caution the Jehovah's witnesses, trying to convert the aliens, to wear sturdy chastity belts!!

  97. Re:Black Jesus, Asian Jesus, Jesus with 8 tentacle by LittleBigLui · · Score: 1
    I wonder how will the cross look like then


    Well, if we ignore some tentacles or bundle them together, maybe like the star of david. Now that would be funny in some wicked retro kind of way.
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  98. Re:Dolphin Communication by b4rtm4n · · Score: 0

    OB Douglas Adams quote

    So long and thanks for all the fish!

    Anyway communication != comprehension

    We can communicate with dolphins upto a point its just we can't comprehend their vocalisations and most likely they can't comprehend ours.

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  99. "Concepts" of good and evil by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    So there's no absolute morality?

    If someone wants to practice genocide and believes it is holy that's OK for them if they think its OK? Despite you believing it's not OK, you won't do anything - because you're morals too are just your own POV? What right do you then have to condemn such atrocities (after all, it's only you who thinks they are atrocities).

    Wise up, regardless of your religion - absolute morals exist. Genocide is NEVER right. Rape is NEVER right.

    People might disagree about the contents of a full list (hence I stop there) - but the point is, it EXISTS. Some items are in that list regardless of others disagreement. There ARE absolute morals of some form out there. So this is why conflicts between religions are tricky - pluralism doesn't work in practice. Unfortunately people forget their religions values on behaviour towards others just because they "know" the others are wrong. (Stuff like killing one another over it usually goes against most religions - but people have a nasty selective reasoning) But that's the point. Only one can be right! The absolutes ARE there - unfortunately people have a tricky time accepting that.

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    1. Re:"Concepts" of good and evil by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      But your only applying judgement based on our societies views. Yes i and i should imagine most of the world beleive that genocide/murder/torture etc are morally reprehensible but this wasn't always the case.
      Its not really a question of religion solely either but religion often proscribes a certain morality.
      Also Im not saying any of these acts are OK or even that if somebody commits acts like these beleiving they are RIGHT or JUST is OK. Rather I am saying that good and evil are terms which are totally open for interpretation. What one person calls EVIL somebody else could call GOOD. They are just words which describe opposite ends of a scale of morality. What that actual scale is will vary from society to society and is likely to vary immensly in the case of extra-terrestrial life.
      The other problem you seem to have is that you think that this means that people with a different code of conduct are justified in practicing acts we hold as evil. This isnt the case. They justify something to themselves but their justification will be totally invalid for people with other more normal social sensibilies.

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  100. You mean... by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    ... little gray men standing on my doorstep preaching the holy teachings of 'Grgublob the great'?

    That is still preferabele to little green men in combat suits packing hyperblasters and plasmaguns, ie. an alien version of Francisco Pizarros conquistadores. Fortunately as we all know from watching 'Mars Attacks!' all we have to do is play country music REALLY LOUDLY! I wonder if that will work on Alien Jehovas witnesses as well?

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  101. It will make no difference, by Beautyon · · Score: 1

    The Wallonia Triangle event (Belgian Airforce tracking visually and with radar, multiple witnesses on the ground and a superb corroborating photo from close up) had a similar level of beyond doubt credibility, was widely reported, and nothing at all "happened".

    The fact of the matter is, UFO's are real, some of them are extraterrestrial craft and...

    it doesnt matter.

    They are not going to give up their secrets. They are not going to interact with us in a way that is desireable to us, and nothing that they do is going to change the way that the majority of us live. In any case, even the most logical and intelligent of opinion shapers are in denial about UFOs; this is the main reason why no amount of evidence will cause a sea change in the public's perception.

    In every way that matters, these ET craft are of no signifigance to the ordinary man. Until they are made to interact with us on our terms, and the pundits are finally forced to concede, this is something that simply needs to be documented with rigor and then left at that; expecting the earth to be rocked by this or another irrefutable case, or the secret reports getting released is not the holy grail as everyone has been seeking.

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    1. Re:It will make no difference, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Wallonia Triangle photo was proven to be fake. They took a piece of cardboard and made 3 holes in them, put red and yellow lights behind it and photographed with just the right exposure to make the darkish outline of the board.

    2. Re:It will make no difference, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      proven to be fake.

      You are full of shit, and the Belgian Airforce says so:

      SUMMARY REPORT ON OBSERVATIONS
      30-31 MARCH 1990

      BACKGROUND

      1. Starting early Dec 89 the BAF has been contacted on several occasions by eyewitnesses who observed strange phenomena in the Belgian airspace. On some occassions they described the phenomena as a triangle-shaped platform up to 200 feet wide with 3 downward beaming projectors, hovering at +- 100 m above the ground and making only a very light humming noise. Some witnesses saw the object departing at very high speed after a very fast acceleration. All observations were made in the evening or during the night.

      2. The radar stations which had been alerted by eyewitnesses could not definitely determine a correlation between the visual observations and their detections on radar. On two occasions the BAF scrambled 2 F16 during the evening hours.

      a. On the first occasion the F16 arrived +- 1 hour after the visual detection. Nothing was observed.

      b. On the second occassion, pilots could identify a laser-beam projector on the ground. After investigation it appeared however that the description of the observations totally differed from previously described phenomena.

      3. Consequently the Belgian Airforce, anxious to identify the origin of the phenomena, authorised F16 scrambles if following conditions were met:

      a. Visual observations on the ground confirmed by the local police.

      b. Detection on radar.

      4. On 30 Mar 1990 at 23.00 Hr the Master Controller (MC) of the Air Defence radar station of Glons received a phone call from a person who declared to observe three independant blinking lights in the sky, changing colours, with a much higher intensity than the lights of the stars and forming a triangle. Meteo conditions were clear sky, no clouds, light wind and a minor temperature inversion at 3000 Ft.

      5. The MC in turn notified the police of WAVRE which confirmed the sighting at +- 23 30 Hr. Meanwhile the MC had identified a radar contact at about 8 NM North of the ground observation. The contact moved slowely to the West at a speed of =- 25kts and an altitude of 10.000 Ft.

      6. The ground observers reported 3 additional light spots which moved gradually, with irregular speeds, towards the first set of lights and forming a second triangle.

      7. At 23.50 a second radar station, situated at +- 100 NM >from the first, confirmed an identical contact at the same place of the radar contact of Glons.

      8. At 00.05 Hr 2 F16 were scrambled from BEAUVECHAIN airbase and guided towards the radar contacts. A total of 9 interception attempts have been made. At 6 occasions the pilots could establish a lock-on with their air interception radar. Lock-on distances varried between 5 and 8 NM. On all occasions targets varied speed and altitude very quickly and break-locks occured after 10 to 60 seconds. Speeds varied between 150 and 1010 kts. At 3 occasions both F16 registered simultaneous lock-ons with the same parameters. The 2 F16 were flying +- 2 NM apart. No visual contact could be established by either of the F16 pilots.

      9. The F16 flew 3 times through the observation field of the ground observers. At the third passage the ground observers notified a change in the behaviour of the light spots. The most luminous started to blink very intensively while the other disappeared. Consequently, the most luminous spot started to dim gradually.

      10. Meanwhile the head of the police of WAVRE had alerted 4 other police stations in the area. All four, seperated +- 10 NM from each other, confirmed the visual observations.

      11. The aircraft landed at 01.10 Hrs. The last visual observation was recorded at +- 01.30 Hrs.

      CONCLUSIONS

      12. The BELGIAN Airforce was unable to identify neither the nature nor the origin of the phenomena. However, it had sufficient elements to exclude following assumptions:

      a. Balloons. Impossible due to the hi

    3. Re:It will make no difference, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a matter of fact, I AM Belgian, and I HAVE been following the case. The photos were from a ground witness. These were fake. The reports are real, but the PHOTOS where not. Actually, a Belgian UFO consortium has proven this (SKUFON or something like that).

      > You are full of shit

      Sounds pretty much like flaming to me

      Sincerely

  102. One alien religion? by houghi · · Score: 1

    Why would there be only one religion with the aliens? There is more then one on Earth. If we have contact with Aliens and they only have one religion, ask for the name of their ship, as it might be the Mayfair. (OK it will probably a broadcast.)

    When it comes to meeting Aliens, we almost always asume they are one country. Wake up, it is not happening here, so there is a good change that it is not happening there as well. Untill further notice: 'inteligent lifeforms' living on one planet try to kill each other. Please prove me wrong.

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  103. Insourcing by JRSiebz · · Score: 1

    maybe the alines are trying to find cheap labor and want to outsource their jobs to the U.S., maybe that will make up for U.S. jobs being outsourced overseas :-)

    and who said there ever was intelligent life here on earth? ;-)

    marklar marklar marklar

  104. I for one by houghi · · Score: 1

    welcome our Extraterrestrial overlords

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  105. It begins... by the_twisted_pair · · Score: 1
    Hail Earthling, I am Zarquon of the planet Qwertyuiop. I have come many parsecs to share a message with you. Do you have a moment to talk...?

  106. Re:Ninnle has you ! by bluntos · · Score: 0

    You contradict yourself. His choice to die, and to that end we all killed him by failing to be perfect. Simple as - it was his choice to die. We all have choice and are responsible for our own lives. What a dumb arse.

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  107. Re:mod as flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By saying "baby jesus" this is intimating that Jesus only import [the only thing you'd tell alien life about] is as a baby and thus you are saying, allbeit in an implicit veiled manner, that those who respect his teachings are misguided.

    God I hate the deconstruction of comedy.

  108. Mexico Pilots Comments On Extraterrestrials... by sICE · · Score: 1
  109. We don't want no aliens by magi · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we shouldn't try to contact them, not yet at least.

    Physics and mathematics may not be universal but be closely related to our general perception of reality, which largely depends on the kind of life we have here on Earth, how our brains evolved to better grasp the environment we live in. We have certain set of physical concepts, also at the scientific level, which are more or less intuitive for our brains. The Others have theirs.

    Any way of thinking limits the solutions we can find. We can take some different viewpoints and change our thinking, but there could be limits with that. We can only change our thinking if we can think of the other ways of thinking, which might not always be possible. The Others may have the same problem.

    Therefore, finding a solution for some universal problems might need much bigger change in thinking than even what the Others could be capable of making. To solve the problems, they would need to find completely new forms of life, each with their new potential. Some of the forms of life could be "planted" and evolved freely -- the Others acting as "creator-gods" -- but that would be limited by the kinds of life they are capable of inventing, which is again limited by their brain. A better choise could be to let the Nature do its job of inventing the way, and then hunting for solutions.

    For example, according to modern physics, the universe has a problem: it's dying. After some 10^100 years, it'll be just some thin energy particles here and there. Let's assume that the Others have noticed the problem too and haven't found a solution.

    If we now made contacts with the aliens, the free development of our own ways of thinking would quickly stop and we would be assimilated in Their culture and science. We would have no special position any longer and would no longer be that promising to the Others. We would be just cosmic rabble.

    Probably abducting some portion of people would be useful, to create interesting cultural hybrids that would combine the ways of thinking from the both worlds, but the main stream culture should be kept in isolation as long as possible.

    WRT the religion question, the Others might believe that they were created to solve the same question, or alternatively living in an artificial universe, created to solve the same question...or that they are the First. If they (or we that matter) have any reason, however, they would notice that the question is unanswerable and therefore suspension of belief is the only rational choise.

    Or maybe they are Pantheists. That would probably be much in line with Carl Sagan's ideas of Extraterrestials.

  110. Re:mod as flamebait by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    You could call any post that people might disagree with "flamebait". It's a stupid mod option.

    Yeah yeah, obviously there are just a bunch of mods who, like you, don't know the meaning of the word "flamebait".

    Flamebait is any post that is written with the sole purpose of inciting flames, i.e. making people mad enough to post back and flame you. A flame is a direct attack on someone, usually personal, and generally quite funny.

    Just because you're an idiot who just got his first dialup connection yesterday doesn't mean the "-1, Flamebait" mod option is stupid.

    And finally, this post was written with the intent of demonstrating flamebait. It contains useful information, on-topic in the sense that I replied to the poster's topic, and might be considered +1, Insightful, if it wasn't written to be inciteful instead.

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  111. Re:mod as flamebait by goatan · · Score: 1
    You could call any post that people might disagree with "flamebait". It's a stupid mod option.

    No it's not it is how the comment is made as to wheter it is flamebait

    Example of non flamebait disagrement: I think that there is no god and that we are all alone.

    Flambait example: you all a bunch of motherf**ing C**cks f*ck you f*ck you religion.

    big diffrence

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  112. Not all relgions are created equal. by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just because we are (inevitably) steeped in Christian culture does not meen that every religion (here on earth) conforms to the same basic models.

    In the given question of how religions would respond to this 'new' reality, I think would fair quite nicely. Budism and Hinduism would have little if any problem with this, and would probably brag about their general philosophy of univeralism. Jews would find some 2,000 year old comment, saying that they always knew this. Muslims would most likely be outraged. Aithiests would have an absolute fit, when they translated the alien pledge of aliegence. And the Georga school board may finally allow the teaching of evolution (that the Aliens came from apes).

    The basic need for faith, in something, by far exceeds the need to keep ones world view intelectualy honest.

    And maybe that's a good thing.

    ps. Even if *WHEN* we discover ET, that doesn't prove or disprove anything other than ETs do exist, and really prefer M&Ms over Reeces-Peeces.

    1. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by kevin+lyda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Aithiests would have an absolute fit, when they translated the alien pledge of aliegence."

      asshole.

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    2. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by shadowcabbit · · Score: 2

      The basic need for faith, in something, by far exceeds the need to keep ones world view intelectualy honest.

      I retract my previous declaration of "most insightful comment ever". THIS is probably the one thing I've ever read on /. that is really, really good.

      People don't all need to believe the same thing. It would be nice if everyone could agree on a few things-- like it's OK for people to believe other things-- but as long as people have some hope, something that gets them up in the morning, then that's all right.

      Note that your reason for getting up doesn't have to be anything more than "I want to make myself happy today", just as long as it's something. There has to be a reason for people to continue living, and it really doesn't matter what that reason is.

      I applaud your insight, friend. ...oh, and for the record, I think we can all safely assume that aliens will prefer peanut-butter M&Ms over regular M&Ms or Reeces.

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    3. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like abortion is murder, and it's good for me to kill the doctors who perform them. That's an ok thing to believe and allow me to continue living?

    4. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Just because we are (inevitably) steeped in Christian culture

      Speak for yourself, asshole.

    5. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Somebody needs a hug. C'mere, big guy.

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    6. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by kevin+lyda · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      /me licks moofie's ear.

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    7. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by merdark · · Score: 1

      Aithiests would have an absolute fit, when they translated the alien pledge of aliegence.

      I don't know about fits, but if the aliens make as little sense as the above, we athiests will *definatly* be going "HUH?"

      Were you trying to be funny?

    8. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      See? It's not so bad.

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    9. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

      Note that your reason for getting up doesn't have to be anything more than "I want to make myself happy today", just as long as it's something.

      I guess thats not such a bad thing. I just wouldn't want to hang out with that person.

    10. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

      If you haven't offended someone, your probably doing something wrong. Opinions are like that.

      Funny was a partial goal. Learn to laugh at yourself, you'll live longer.

      BTW: Why is this bit so abrasive? I equally whent after jews, muslims, and and athiests. Christians get enough abuse, so who cares, it's not funny any more.

      So far I've pissed of 2 Athiests,1 Non-US Citizen (Hi!), and 1 Muslim who's a damn good speller. Why didn't anyone care that I dissed Christians, Jews, or Evolutionists(ok that's redundent)?

      Excuse me while I find my Denis Leary tape...

    11. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      Didn't you know that it's okay to express your opinion as long as that opinion doesn't offend me? You've got to remember, lots of democrats here. So you're aloud to be free (as long as you use your freedom as I see fit, after all, I know best).

    12. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by shimmin · · Score: 1

      I think we can all safely assume that aliens will prefer peanut-butter M&Ms over regular M&Ms or Reeces

      I fear that the aliens will have difficulty comprehending the cultural distinctions beteween the various English-speaking peoples and produce the Vegemite M&M.

    13. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speak for yourself, asshole.

      go back to trolling RSPW you fuckwit

    14. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      Like abortion is murder, and it's good for me to kill the doctors who perform them. That's an ok thing to believe and allow me to continue living?

      If it works for you. It's none of my business what you believe. If you wish to share what you believe, go right ahead. Just don't be surprised if and when not everyone agrees with you.

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    15. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by shadowcabbit · · Score: 1

      I get the joke, but sadly I've never actually had Vegemite. Americans miss out on all the cool-sounding foods.

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    16. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by Surt · · Score: 1

      Have you tried the vegetarian M&M's? They're really pretty good. There's a little bit of a wierd after taste to me, but I'm starting to like it.

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    17. Re:Not all relgions are created equal. by merdark · · Score: 1

      Your comments didn't seem *that* offensive except maybe for the jews and muslims, and I guess those Kansas folks who won't allow evolution to be taught.

      I honestly didn't understand your poke at us athiests though. It just made no sense. I didn't laugh, and I'm not pissed off.

      It's kind of like making fun of someone by yelling "you bitbaabeeelooo!". Chances are they will look at you and go "Uh?"

      How that other athiest got pissed off I have no idea.

  113. All I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea that we will ever find intelligent life is a bunch of Marklar!

  114. I'd hope that if we did make contact... by QuasiRob · · Score: 1

    I'd hope that if we did make contact with a more advanced civilisation they would say something along the lines of "Religion? Oh, do grow up".

    It would also highlight the hubris of certain religions. Claiming that a god sent his only son to the human race, but didn't consider an alien race worthy of such attention is just a tad conceited.

    Imagine if they had time travel and could go back in time further than say 4500BC, that would make Genesis redundant.

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    1. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Except that Genesis doesn't say anything about 4,000-5,000yrs. That was "calculations" done by early monks.

      -bZj

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    2. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by QuasiRob · · Score: 1

      Youre right, Genesis doesnt say anything about 4 to 5 thousand years, how could it if it was written before that date reference point? Or are you saying that BC they referenced their dates as "3500BC" or "spring, 2343BC"? :-)

      I mentioned that time frame as its in the right ball park for when creationists think the universe started.

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    3. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Which doesn't change anything about my statement.

      Believe it or not, there are progressive Christians, who don't still believe the universe revolves around the Earth, and can accept that God made the universe from the Big Bang, billions of years ago. Which wouldn't change the metaphorical meaning behind Genesis.

      -bZj

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    4. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by QuasiRob · · Score: 1

      Im sure there are progressive Christians, I wouldn't doubt it for a minute. Which is why I specifically said "creationists".

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    5. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Tentatively acceptable... I thought of 'creationists' as anyone who believes 'God created the universe and everything in it' - a broad term. I guess 'Creationists', with a capital 'C', would be those who believe in the Bible, and strick Catholic views, in a literal sense. Works for me. But you can believe in Genesis, metaphorically, and not be a Creationist, so I stick by my first comment, and accept your viewpoint.

      -bZj

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    6. Re:I'd hope that if we did make contact... by QuasiRob · · Score: 1

      Must admit, I didnt think there were different types of creationists. If someone believes in Genesis in a metaphorical sense I'd just call them christians. I've always thought of a creationist as being someone who believes that Genesis is quite literally true, and probably believes that Noahs flood is literally true as well. What do you call people who believe that, floodists?

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  115. Re:mod as flamebait by goatan · · Score: 1

    Calling it enlightenment or the truth is also inflammatory, and rather insulting.

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  116. Speaking of C3PO by Databass · · Score: 3, Funny

    The question of whether an alien civilization might convert Earth to their religion, or become a religion unto themselves, is left unconsidered.

    I heard about a religion a long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. The priests of this religion wore plain brown robes and carried sabers made out of light. They were (supposed to be) good and kind and helped fight evil.

    I've never even met this alien civilization and I already want to convert to Jedi. :-)

    1. Re:Speaking of C3PO by Noofus · · Score: 1

      IIRC, there really is a church of the Jedi...Inspired of course by Star Wars...

      I havent heard anything about it in many years though. I think they might have given up when none of them were able to move objects around the room at will, or make people say funny stuff at the wave of a hand...

    2. Re:Speaking of C3PO by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      Wired article on attempts to get this listed on census forms in some countries. I wanted to write this in after "other" on mine, and got in a bit of hot water with the Mrs.

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    3. Re:Speaking of C3PO by Zcipher · · Score: 1
      I've never even met this alien civilization and I already want to convert to Jedi. :-)

      . . . which is particularly funny, because there are more registered voters in britain who list their religion as "Jedi" than there are who list themselves as "Jewish." ^_^

  117. Re:Dolphin Communication by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Bingo. I'm not a linguist, but I think what you say about communication vs. language is important. I'd take it even a step further: for there to be meaningful communication between intelligent species, we have to be able to exchange abstract concepts (at least beyond your examples of "good cat" and "bad cat"), mainly because the cat would be unable to comprehend them. What I've read about dolphins suggests that they are no more intelligent than, say, chimps, and our inabillity to communicate with them is not causing us to miss out on any deep philisophical insights.

    As an aside, if you think that cats are impressive, try owning a dog sometime. Both I and one of my brothers go to college, and yet when my mother says one of our names, the dog immediately stands up and wags her tail. This is after not seeing us for months. Yes, household pets are quite adept at recognizing words, but can they string those words together to form more elaborate concepts? I would argue no. In the example of my dog, she can relate names to individuals (when we are actually present, saying "go to [name]" will produce the correct response), but she can't understand that a name can refer to someone who is not present. She certainly understands "would you like to go for a walk?" but can't understand "walk" in any context that does not involve taking her outside. Likewise with your cat, would it be able to understand it if you said something else was good or bad? Probably not.

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  118. Aliens probably "religious" already by skurken · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it likely that a race that can devote enough resources to exploring interstellar space will already have settled most of their domestic disputes, which more or less implies that they subscribe to a strong common set of values, e.g. some sort of "religion" (I use the term loosely).

    If they come here and see us squabbling over the meager resources of our planet, I think it more likely that they would want to convert us to their views than the opposite.

    I think the same argument applies to us. If we don't stop fighting amonst ourselves, we won't ever get anywhere with our space exploration. As long as most resources are tied up in military programs, space will have to wait. Getting to the Moon is nice and all, but the travels will get increasingly expensive as we try to get outside of our own solarsystem.

    On the other hand, I believe in the "wisdom" of Star Trek - First Contact, if we ever encounter another race, people are probably going to be so scared that many Earthly conflicts will be set aside.

  119. God does not die if we find ET's. by WCMI92 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those who think they can disprove God by finding alien life better think again.

    There is NO REASON whatsoever to believe that Earth is the only creation, or even this universe. I happen to be Roman Catholic. The discovery of aliens would not shake my religious foundation one bit.

    I see science not as competition for religion, but as complimentary. When we discover how things work, we discover more about God.

    I have no problem accepting evolution as the PROCEESS that was used, for example.

    I don't like the extremists on either side on this debate. On one side, you have the atheists, who think science can replace religion. Then, on the other side, you religious nutcases who think the Earth is only 5,000 years old, who scream BLASPHEMY! at you when you mention Mars is closer than it's been in 600,000 years.

    But those types of nutcases aren't Roman Catholic, but they are a lot of my neighbors here in Easern Kentucky ;)

    We should be seeking to discover other life for many reasons, none of which have to do with proving or disproving God. Either task is impossible, BTW.

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    1. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by carvalhao · · Score: 1

      Personaly, I'm an atheist, as in "don't believe in the existence of God". That does not mean I do not have a religion. And, paradoxally, my religion is science.

      How do you define faith? Personally, I define it as "a strong belief in something you do not have evidence or have contradictory evidence of". Science fails me everyday... I've had friends dying of cancer and, although they did die, I believe that some day science will cure cancer, althoug science has been failing for ages in doing so. So, I believe in science.

      MAN needs to believe in something in order to organize is model of the world in an orderly fashion. It's impossible not to believe in anything, and those who say they don't are just fooling themselves. It's only the beliefs that change...

      No matter how much we evolve and get to know, there will always be unexplainables, and there will always be a place for God in Mankind...

    2. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if there is one universal God, why would aliens have a different religion? Why would God not have manifested himself to the aliens as well as us?

      Alternatively, if we discover that aliens do not have a concept of our God, does that mean that God did not visit that planet? Or that he chose not to manifest himself to that race? Or that he doesn't exist except in the minds of Earthlings?

    3. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      As an atheist I don't see myself as an extremist. I don't believe in any God but I also admit that this might be wrong. As you say it, God's existence cannot be proven or disproven. And I don't want to replace religion, I'd like to get rid of it. Now don't get me wrong, I think everybody shall believe what he/she wants, no matter if it's God, Allah, Buddha or whatsoever. But I do have a problem with organized belief, i.e. religion. Whenever there's an institution that tells others what they have to belief I think it's just wrong (and dangerous, as the past has proven).

      From your posting I would suggest you made up your own mind about God and science etc. But that's not Roman Catholicism. The Vatikan sais whats true and not and if you were a true Roman Catholic you would take these "facts" for granted. That's what religion is about.

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    4. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Niello · · Score: 1, Interesting

      ...but it does raise some interesting questions:

      What if our ET friends don't believe in a god? Or what if they believe in a deity completely unrepresentative of an Earthly deity?

      Doesn't their very existence contradict certain biblical statements? i.e. creating us in his own image (assuming they're little green men or something).

      I think that if that time ever comes, we'll see the religious community clutching at straws to explain these sort of issues.

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    5. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      "But I do have a problem with organized belief, i.e. religion. Whenever there's an institution that tells others what they have to belief I think it's just wrong (and dangerous, as the past has proven)."

      I can't speak for other religions, but as a Christian I can say that I think your view of organized religion is wrong. Certainly, my religion doesn't tell me what to believe but my faith in the Bible does. Let me clarify, if I ever came accross a church the taught ideas contrary to what was taught in the Bible, I would want nothing to do with that church. Good organized religion should not teach you to believe in something original (unless of course you are new to the faith, then instruction is in order), but merely reinforce one's beliefs as founded in the Bible and provide a way to come together for the good of the body of the church and society. As a Christian, my beliefs should translate accross any denomination of the faith and be upheld by any Christian church. Also, I am a Protestant and our churches seem to be more democratic in that we don't have one central "head" telling us how to administer to our own faith. We simply have a body that is capable of organizing things for the greater good.

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    6. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      "I see science not as competition for religion, but as complimentary. When we discover how things work, we discover more about God."

      As a Christian, I agree that we should not dismiss science and that it can also be used to reveal, to some small extent, how God works. I think that since we were created as intelligent beings, it was part of God's plan that we would eventually come to a great understanding of the world around us. However...

      "I have no problem accepting evolution as the PROCEESS that was used, for example."

      I tend to disagree with some aspects of this assertion. I certainly believe that evolution exists to some amount, but I don't believe that humans evolved from lesser animals. I feel that the Bible makes it fairly clear that we were a special creation by God and not simply an advanced form of one of his earlier creations. As for other species, from a religious stand point, I have no problem with one species evolving into another. However, I am not convinced scientifically that this is a possibilty, but that is another story.

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    7. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by JMan1 · · Score: 1

      The discovery of aliens would not shake my religious foundation one bit.

      That's a shocker. What would shake it?

      On one side, you have the atheists, who think science can replace religion.

      Atheists don't believe in God. We aren't (as a whole) trying to "replace" religion, we just don't believe it's factually accurate. Science isn't a replacement for religion anyway. It's just a way of figuring out the truth (while acknowleding it can always be wrong.)

    8. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by mecredis · · Score: 1
      When we discover how things work, we discover more about God.


      You appear to be equating the discovery of natural phenomena via the scientific method (how things work) with discovery of God. If A = B then B (must necessarily) = A. I think you're then forced to conclude that God is merely the discovery of natural phenomena via scientific method.

      But this is a notion that I think you oppose; the atheists are supposedly the ones that want to replace religion with science.

      It is incorrect to consider discoveries in science as equivalent to discoveries about god. Take for example, if science were to discover a mathematical solution to one of the many problems plaguing cold fusion. When explaining the new theory, it is not necessary to assume the existence of a god -- the proof depends on mathematical truisms (perhaps ones like, A = B implies B = A). A god's existence fails the test of explanatory necessity in science. This is the case for everything we know about science today; we never need to invoke explanations involving god. There are a few exceptions, problems that our contemporary science has not been able to solve, but it is outright ignorant to claim that science will never be able to provide adequate solutions. Also, it doesn't put the theist in good standing to claim that God is working only in those cases, because they're rare by nature. Ultimately, explanations involving god are left for other observable phenomena, perhaps moral and political.

      I think the biggest problem with your argument originates from trying to equate a rational method with one that virtually everyone considers irrational--the belief in a god.

      I agree, however, that we our reasons for discovering other life should have nothing to do with proving or disproving god. It'll just be a nice consequence...=)

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    9. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Rupert · · Score: 1

      Proving god exists is not impossible. After all, nothing should be impossible for an omnipotent being.
      Proving god does not exist is impossible. If the experiment fails to find evidence of a deity: (a) that's still not proof in the scientific sense; and (b) god was probably just messing with the experimenters heads for the sheer ineffability of it.
      Assuming the existence of god makes it impossible to proving anything other than the existence of god. Particularly if you assume the capricious, vindictive and mutable god that most people in the world seem to believe in. Omnipotence, omniscience and ineffability mean you can't trust the results of any experiment. You just get the results god wants you to get, and you don't know why.

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    10. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Then you obviously have no clue as to what Mr Darwin was going on about.

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    11. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      Oh, I have a very good clue about what Darwin was going on about. He had pretty decent evidence showing that small attributes of animals might adapt to the environment over time, such as the beak of a bird or the pattern of a moth, but he did not prove that one species can or did evolve into another. This is simply an extrapolation of his research, and , to my knowledge, hasn't been proven scientifically.

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    12. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then, on the other side, you religious nutcases who think the Earth is only 5,000 years old, who scream BLASPHEMY! at you when you mention Mars is closer than it's been in 600,000 years."

      I cry blasphemy when anybody, be they priest or layman, puts words in the mouth of God. When these nut cases make pronouncements that the world is x years old and claim to speak in the name of God, they are in effect doing just this.

      They are literally telling God what to think, the ultimate blasphemy. The world is exactly as old as it is, neither more nor less, and no grand pronouncement willl change it by a second.

      By the way, other statements that I keep hearing that put words into the mouth of God are, "God is on our side" while marching into battle and "The Rapture is Coming" real soon now and so we might as well provoke nuclear war (and that's nuclear not nukeler!).

      The irony is that the most fundamental, literal religionists are the very ones who put the truth into the statement by the atheist that goes, "And man created God in his own image..."!

      Isn't wishful thinking powerful?!

    13. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      Certainly, my religion doesn't tell me what to believe but my faith in the Bible does.

      So where do you think the bible comes from? Jesus didn't write it himself, it's the church that assembled it. The church also has the power to declare historic documents as true or false, whatever fits their purpose. Anyway, if the bible tells you everything you need to know, why do you need an institution like the church?

      Also, I am a Protestant and our churches seem to be more democratic in that we don't have one central "head" telling us how to administer to our own faith.

      Ok, this might be true, I don't know that much about the Protestant Church. I was actually thinking about the Roman Catholics when I wrote my previous posting. They definetly do tell you what is wrong or right. Take for example homosexuality or the use of condoms.

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    14. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with one species evolving into another. However, I am not convinced scientifically that this is a possibilty,

      Since we've seen it happen, in the wild and in the lab, I'd say it's a scientific possibility.

    15. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "organized belief" is a non-sense phrase [akin to "organized religion"]--with its implication that there is a contrary state.

      If anything [ANYTHING] is true then to share that simple fact--whether scientific or faith based--is to have a doctrine [l. "teaching"].

      Poof! You are now organised.

      The only way around this is to state that not one thing in all of existence is universally true. This goes against science [regardless of frames of reference, because the rule of frames would be universally true] as much as it goes against religions.

      And, of course, to state "no thing is universally true" is an oxymoron ;-)

      Perhaps, you could refine the definition to "highly institutionalised"--but then the definition is entirely arbitrary.

      The Vatikan sais whats true and not and if you were a true Roman Catholic you would take these "facts" for granted. That's what religion is about.

      Nope, that's not how it works--for Catholics or even the more organised Buddhists. Certainly, it is for some individuals and religions, but it is absolutely not a requisite of religion itself.

      As to the danger of religion . . . I think you are scapegoating religion. Stalin, Hitler, Tse-Tung: the three greatest killers of all history and all three running fundamentally anti-religious regimes.

      The problem there is simple: no one has ever come up with a basis for morality that is not arbitrarily based upon a religious belief. In its absence, there is only a pragmatic paradigm to found an ethos upon.

      Whether or not it is pragmatic to "not kill" or to enslave, exploit, and slaughter for one's own benefit is left up to the individual. All of history seems to indicate what humans will do to each other if given a free hand.

      The best fit for the data, scientifically speaking, appears to be that these things still happen in spite of religious beliefs and that religion plays a dampening affect upon erstwhile psychopathic behaviour of people and nations et alii.

    16. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Poof! You are now organised.

      If that was the definition of "organized", then you might have a point. But it doesn't, so you don't. Then again, you're talking about "organised", which isn't even a word. So the definition can be whatever you feel like making up!

    17. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      There is NO REASON whatsoever to believe that Earth is the only creation

      In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

      So yeah, I suppose the Bible is "NO REASON", eh?

    18. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...you must be some kind of genius:

      organise


      To help you out, in English, the "-ed" suffix means that the subject is in a state of being in which the suffixed verb has already been applied.

      So, in this case it becomes "brought order and organisation to".

      Or, was it the "Z" to "S" transposition that confused you?

      You see, a long long time ago in a land far away there was this place called "Angland"--it was inhabited by the Angles [the first half of the Anglo-Saxons] . . . what the heck am I wasting my time on this for?

      On a more serious note: the connection between sharing of truth as fundamentally being a form of organiSation should be obvious. Proof of which, in this median, is too large to contain.

    19. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      "That's a shocker. What would shake it?"

      Not much at this point. I've seen too much to NOT belive in God, and in the Catholic Christianity I was raised in. NOTHING makes sense without God.

      Might aliens refuse God? Sure. So do some people on Earth. Should we destroy them for that? No. I don't belive in religious warfare.

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    20. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...you must be some kind of genius:

      Yes in fact, but only because the offical psychological threshold of "genius" is embarrassingly low.

      To help you out, in English

      To help you, compare this with this. Done. Discussion over, I win.

      On a more serious note: the connection between sharing of truth as fundamentally being a form of organiSation should be obvious.

      No, it's not obvious, because it's not true. (I recently watched an unorganized mob of violent rioters who nonetheless shared emotional energy with each other). But as that point is irrelevant, I'll grant you it.

      It doesn't matter because there is nothing about "belief" that implies "sharing", as you stated. Your claim that "organized belief" is redundant (or conversely that "disorganized belief" is an oxymoron) is untrue.

      That is trivially demonstrable by a counter-example mental exercise: can you imagine somebody coming to a belief on his own, neither hearing it from someone else, nor relating it to another? If so, this is not "shared", and not (by your own definition) "organised".

    21. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, I am a Protestant and our churches seem to be more democratic in that we don't have one central "head" telling us how to administer to our own faith.

      Yeah, that's all fine and well in theory but in practice it just means the Church becomes another political arena for a bunch of self-important lunkheads. I think the average Minister lasts a year before the congregation kicks him out because the don't like his message (i.e., they don't want to hear that the things they are doing are wrong!).

    22. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Eamon+C · · Score: 1

      If intelligent extraterrestrials exist, that's obviously no reason to think God doesn't exist either. He made us, He made them, He made everything. However, Christianity isn't about God, really... it's about Christ: more specifically it's about Him dying for our sins.

      Did the alien Adam and Eve commit original sin... or have they not been cast from their own Eden? If not, there's no reason for them to accept Christ as a savior, because He saves them from nothing! Or did God again appear before them as flesh, killing a second son for their sins? If so, there is again no justification for converting them, because they've already accepted their own Christ as their savior.

      This leaves only one combination of circumstances under which conversion makes sense: (1) the aliens have also committed original sin (not a stretch; I can't imagine a race building an interstellar ship without eating from the tree of knowledge) and (2) Christ also died for their sins here on Earth, and they just haven't found out about it. Would God damn these children of His for so many millenia? Are Earthlings the only race that He saw fit to offer salvation?

      Furthermore, if we meet aliens, and they're better than us (smarter, stronger, more compassionate, etc.), what does that say about God making us in His image? You're right: meeting aliens is no reason to lose faith in God... but that doesn't mean the specifics of that faith can go unchanged.

    23. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but "organized belief" is a non-sense phrase [akin to "organized religion"]--with its implication that there is a contrary state.

      As for religion I would say that it is by definition organized. Belief on the contrary is not (it can be, but must not) because it reflects each individuals thoughts. This IMO is the contrary state. I know far more people who believe in God but don't associate their believes with a religion. They searched for their very own truths. But maybe you define religion and belief different then I do.

      The only way around this is to state that not one thing in all of existence is universally true.

      Since we are talking about beliefs here (and not about facts) I would actually agree to it (besides the oxymoron ;). But I should have made myself clearer. The term "organized beliefs" was meant in the way of dogmatics and not just teaching. My fault.

      Nope, that's not how it works--for Catholics or even the more organised Buddhists. Certainly, it is for some individuals and religions, but it is absolutely not a requisite of religion itself.

      I think it's just a matter of defining religion. How I understand it religion includes a common set of beliefs, certain rituals (going to church, praying, etc) and some form of moral code to which you have to conform with your behaviour. The last one is what I mentioned before.

      Stalin, Hitler, Tse-Tung: the three greatest killers of all history and all three running fundamentally anti-religious regimes.

      It only proves that cruelty is not bound to religion. This argument cannot be reversed. Just think about the Middle Ages, they are not called the Dark Ages for naught. We had the holy crusades, the inquisition, the burning of witches and heretics (please note that I do not generalize this to all religions).
      Oh, and by the way, are you really going to tell me that Hitler's hate for the Jews had nothing to do with religion?

      Whether or not it is pragmatic to "not kill" or to enslave, exploit, and slaughter for one's own benefit is left up to the individual.

      No point here, the same holds for the individual to accept a religion or not.
      All of history seems to indicate what humans will do to each other if given a free hand.

      You do realize that religion had a much stronger presence (and influence) in past than today, don't you? Sure, there's still cruelty, and probably always will be. But since the seperation of religion from politics we achieved such things as human rights and equality of all people.

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    24. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      Looks like we are mostly in agreement.

      I agree that there is a fundamental difference between individual belief and religion.

      An interesting aspect of having "come to their own beliefs#148; is that, really , it doesn't seem possible. Everyone exists in the context of their society, family, history and even their language. All of these together make an inescapable paradigm that the individual exists within . . . an interesting thing to examine later.

      I'd say that all teaching is somewhat dogmatic. Take the wave equation from quantum mechanics for example: it has no basis and is taken as truth because it explains a lot [which, IMO, is a fine thing to so scientifically]. The derivation of this to beyond most non-math/physicists types--but that is no reason to forbid the sharing of this knowledge [more likely, knowledge derived from it] with the plebeians.

      Warning: next paragraph is an attempt to compress a few pages of thought into a few sentences . . . .
      More to the point would be that if something is true then to make a system of common belief around it is not inherently wrong. Take laws like manslaughter or negligent homicide: both are based off of the tort law which is a derivation of the core ancient Jewish law [largely unchanged from what you'll see in Leviticus et alia]. The basis of which is "thou shall not kill", to which they replied "what if its on accident?" So, now you have interpretation and unless everyone is to become a theologian and lawyer the conclusions of the cognesceti will need to be handed out dogmatically. Ideally, one would be able to present their belief of truth in first principals and then debate it so some sort of conclusion--but this is nigh impossible in actuality.

      It only proves that cruelty is not bound to religion.

      Yes, that is EXACTLY what I am saying as a rebuttal to your statement [to paraphrase] "organised religion is proven to be dangerous".

      are you really going to tell me that Hitler's hate for the Jews had nothing to do with religion?

      Yes. His statements were almost entirely derisive of the Jewish race. There was no mention of killing the non-believers, that I recall [not that I'm definitive on this]. Anyway, Hitler also spent a lot of time lying and manipulating people with extraordinary efficiency--so, though I cannot speak for him, it seems to me that his motivations had nothing to do with religion.

      He also killed almost all of the gypsies in occupied territories, which would not be religiously based.

      My comment on pragmatism is in re the "danger of religion". Certainly, the individual is always choosing [whether in religion or not]--my point was that people, regardless, seem to choose what is convenient to their own situation. Thus, a solely pragmatic ethos could easily be a "survival of the fittest" construct.

      Just think about the Middle Ages, they are not called the Dark Ages for naught. We had the holy crusades, the inquisition, the burning of witches and heretics (please note that I do not generalize this to all religions).

      I've studied them . . . and you have an all-to-common misconception. They were called the "Dark Ages" because this title was retroactively applied by the intellectuals of the Renaissance [for the loss of knowledge that occurred after the fall of Rome]. As my mediaeval literature advisor stated "There was nothing 'Dark' or terrible about he mediaeval period."

      As for The Inquisition [and the ~1500 people killed in it], most of it was political. One should also note that the scope of The Inquisition and Witch Trials was distorted poor translation where "tried by inquisition" was interpreted to be THE inquisition and not the common public court.

      Additionally, most of the persecution of witches took place in the mid 16th to mid 17th centuries--definitively NOT part of the mediaeval age. The punishment during the mediaeval period was to b

    25. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      You seem to be missing the point that "organise" and "organize" are the same word. The usage of an 's' is somewhat antiquated, but it is not incorrect. You can refer to the OED for its etymology and see it quite plainly. Conjugating a verb shouldn't be confusing. One would also wonder how on Earth it got into Mozilla's spell-checker.

      Done. Discussion over, I win.

      Could you sound more juvenile?

      you might have a point. But it doesn't, so you don't.

      Yup, I guess you can.

      Worst of all is the fact that you attempted to dismiss an argument based upon a triviality, rather than on its merits. The worst kind of deed in philosophy. Pathetic and shameful.

      can you imagine somebody coming to a belief on his own, neither hearing it from someone else, nor relating it to another? If so, this is not "shared", and not (by your own definition) "organised".

      A tabula rasa would require that they had never interacted with a single other living being [parents or society], have existed outside of any context of the thoughts of others [civilisation and its works (cities, art, writing, etc)]. This would require a single human living in a magic box and is, thus, in a non-trivial manner, impossible. One would wonder how he or she got there.

      Additionally, it has been shown that humans can alter their own genetic code through their experiences in life and that this can be be passed along. The state of tabula rasa may not actually even be attainable in this circumstance.

    26. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by JRIsidore · · Score: 1

      Looks like we are mostly in agreement.

      Yes, we probably are.

      Yes, that is EXACTLY what I am saying as a rebuttal to your statement [to paraphrase] "organised religion is proven to be dangerous".

      Well, I didn't say all religion is dangerous, just that it can be (and this was proven). But even paraphrased these two statements don't exclude each other.

      His statements were almost entirely derisive of the Jewish race.

      Yes, but this "race" is only distinguished from others by its religion. I agree that Hitler's intentions were not with religion but his hatred of the Jews had in some way a religious component.

      I've studied them...

      I was afraid you'd say that. ;-)
      Thanks for the information. My point loses a lot of its weight then (but not all). Some cruelty was comitted by the church (which it would not be able to do nowadays). The fact some of it was politically motivated does not make it less worse.

      The human rights and equality you proclaim are derived from Natural Law, which is founded in specifically christian concept

      These can also be derived without any religion by simple logic. We live in a society and the only way to avoid chaos is a peaceful living, which can only be achieved by ensuring the equality of all. Another even simplier way is "don't do to others what you don't want others do to you". But sadly humans are not logical beeings. Religion can help here if it's based upon the same concepts of equality. But the problem is that it must not.

      It seems to me that the Modern Age has seen the highest level of horrific violence of all history so it doesn't seem to be helping there.

      I agree, although I would say this is not related to religion in any way. IMHO this is one of the negative aspects of our advanced technology. You can kill thousands of people without even seeing them, just by pressing some buttons. In the past you had to meet your enemy face to face. Without this need the inhibition to hurt people drops quite a bit I would guess.

      And one should note that the Native Americans may not feel that it worked out so well for them.

      Surely not, but I was actually thinking of a later time here, sometime in the 20th century. The US had a constitution far earlier but it was not until the 60s when racial discrimination was made illegal. I'm making up the start of the Modern Age at the beginning of civil rights, which is probably different from what others think. I don't know that much about US history since I'm not a US citizen but in Germany for example I would point the start of the Modern Age after WW2. Since then we have a constitution that guarantees equal rights for all people.

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    27. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      A tabula rasa would require that they had never interacted with a single other living being

      Oh, so you've expanded your argument!

      Now you're not only claiming that "shared belief" is a redundant expression, but that the very word "shared" should be deleted from the dictionary. I shouldn't say "shared bathroom", because all bathrooms are necessarily the product of millenia of effort from hundreds of progressing human societies, and therefore everything is shared. Alrighty then!

      I made some jokes earlier because silliness is most easily refuted the same way. When a claim is completely childish, it would require saintly forbearance not to respond in kind.

      you attempted to dismiss an argument based upon a triviality, rather than on its merits

      As a refresher, here's the "argument" I dismissed: "'shared belief' is a nonsense phrase, because it implies there is a contrary state". There's no non-trivial merit in there to attack- all it does is suppose an alternate definition for common words, and use that to assail the semantical correctness of a sentence.

      Additionally, it has been shown that humans can alter their own genetic code through their experiences in life and that this can be be passed along.

      I hope you're referring either to radioactive mutation or mitochondrial population fluctuations- because if not, then you're professing something that hands-on experimentation by Nazi scientists has directly disproved.

    28. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      this "race" is only distinguished from others by its religion

      I don't think most folks would agree. One of the characteristics of Jewish people is that they are both a race and a religion. The rhetoric employed during the holocaust focused almost entirely on what we could now think of as genetic traits. Plus, I think the focus would be upon the why were killers killing, rather than why the victims were dying.

      WRT the mediaeval times/cruelty etc . . . yes, horrible things have, in fact, happened in the name and even because of religion. I can't deny that at all. A good example would be the witch hunts which erupted across Europe in the Early Modern period (late 1500s)--almost entirely a Christian persecuting Christian situation [protestants killing catholics and different sects of each other].

      My point with that is: this doesn't mean that an absence of religion would result in a decrease in these events. There is still not enough data to conclude, but it seems that as religious belief is curtailed that these kinds of oppressions and atrocities are on the rise.

      It'll probably be another hundred years before we can tell.

      These can also be derived without any religion by simple logic.

      Has anyone succeeded in doing this? The problem is: why is anything right or wrong? Many species on this planet prey upon their own, almost all will brutally compete with their own for space, resources, mates, etc . . . why are humans to live by a separate set of rules? [thought continues after your next comment]

      We live in a society and the only way to avoid chaos is a peaceful living, which can only be achieved by ensuring the equality of all.

      Yes. But we are culturally biased towards this belief [that, I'm also arguing is the inertia/derivation of our once religious culture]. Why should we avoid chaos? Why not follow a highly chaotic, dynamic, and brutal "survival of the fittest" modus operandi?

      Another even simplier way is "don't do to others what you don't want others do to you".

      Again, why? What's wrong with "I'll take what I can, good luck stopping me"--one can logically justify this via the "Law of the Jungle/Darwinism/Survival of the Fittest" The peoples of Europe now are the ones who successfully out competed [id est, destroyed] the other--same with Mongolia, China, Rome, Greece, the ancient Israelites, the modern Americans . . .

      In the past you had to meet your enemy face to face. Without this need the inhibition to hurt people drops quite a bit I would guess.

      True. I heard a statistic once that the #1 cause of non-natural death was being killed in the 20th century is for a person to be killed by their own government. I would like to find out if this is true.

      I'm making up the start of the Modern Age at the beginning of civil rights, which is probably different from what others think.

      OK. Technically, the Modern Age actually ended at the beginning of the 20th century and are now in the Post Modern Age--I assumed your were referring to the historical label. In retrospect, that was a silly assumption of mine to make--sorry.

      WRT Civil rights--who are the greatest civil rights activists? Martin Luther King Jr [a priest], Mahatma Gandhi [a holy man], [Bishop] Desmond Tutu . . . .

      You are German? You use the English language more effectively than most Americans! Is it true that your government will finance a student through a PhD if they can complete it?

      P.S. I did not vote for Bush . . . they just put him in office anyway.

    29. Re:God does not die if we find ET's. by dumpster_dave · · Score: 1

      WRT the tablua rasa, "expanded the argument" thing . . . Given that thought experiments have the requisite of being possible, I was merely pointing out that your counterexample, by being impossible, was invalid.

      Your second example is even worse. Context appears to be to overwhelmed you here. First, bathrooms are not philosophy [well, maybe they are for some]. Second, what you claim as an absurdity is absolutely correct--the, shall we say, "bathroom experience" would be shared.

      You seem to have missed the point in this regard--that is, no one can actually subtract h[im/er]self from their culture and history. Thus, human existence is a fundamentally shared experience.

      Of course, there is also the quantum-physics problem of the observer/conciousness affecting the outcome of experiment. Obviously this carries the implication that observation/conciousness has a direct affect on the manifestation of "reality". If this is the case, then physical existence itself may be a shared experience.

      I made some jokes . . . .

      It's too late to back peddle now.

      a claim is completely childish . . .
      You piss on the floor, and then attempt to claim the high road? Please. If it bothers you to be held accountable for your behaviour and what you say, you should refrain from public posting.

      I hope you're referring either to radioactive mutation . . .

      Nope.

      . . . or mitochondrial population fluctuations

      Nope [is that what a 30 second Google search turned up for you?]

      - because if not, then you're professing something that hands-on experimentation by Nazi scientists has directly disproved.

      Three options to cover the entire field of genetics? If not [a] or [b] then it must be [c]? Now you are being silly.

  120. Re:Dolphin Communication by thogard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I think the common frame of reference is very important. With pets we tend to learn what they are after but it only works for the common things. We can tell the difference between them wanting out and them wanting food but maybe not between them wanting food and wanting water. For the pet, they may have a different frame of reference than we do but the position of their food and water dishes are close enough that we may not pick up a suttle difference in their message. They also may see the world much differentlly than we do. For example, my new pet is 3 mos old and is starting to learn that she's not allowed on the table however from her point of view, that only applies if shes jumping up on the table, not down to it. I think I have taught her not to jump on the table but in her mind, I may have taught her not to jump up from the kitchen chairs.

  121. What if we find them... by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have come across a (rather old) short story about this, An Alien Agony by Harry Harrison. The basic plot is:
    • Guy lives on some alien planet where he has introduced metalworking etc materials to some highly litteral-minded aliens (I forget their name) who create beautiful artifacts.
    • Priest comes to convert them all to Christianity. ("They are all God's children")
    • Guy disagrees and tries to stop him (by philosiphy).
    • Aliens are converted and build a church.
    • Aliens decide that the matter would best be decided by a miracle. With their annoying logic they choose to crucify the priest to see if he comes back to life.
    • Guess what. He doesn't.
    A moral of the story is: People are innocent before they commit murder, but not after.
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  122. Those who do not hear the Word by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    The "Word" is not merely a head thing, but as the Bible states - it's "written on men's hearts". Christianity is having all the puzzle pieces put together. It's a huge amount easier to see the picture. But one only has to see the amazing ease at which Christianity transcends culture boundaries and has resonance to Western, African, Asian peoples, to see that people everywhere essentially know its truths already.

    It's a tricky subject - one cannot dismiss Jesus' statement of being "the Way". Yet it does not seem the act of a fair and just God, the God of Christian belief, that all peoples of other religions are condemned to hell, unless they hear the story of Jesus' death. CS Lewis has an interesting take on this towards the end of "The Last Battle" in the Narnia series of books.

    There's a problem with saying there's more than one way to God (to do so is to make the Christian faith meaningless). Yet faith in God transcends actual words. After all, even the forefathers of Judeo-Christianity did not have the actual words of Jesus' death. (Yes, later they did have the predictions of the Messiah - but before that). Look at Paul's words about Abraham (I'm sorry, the book may be Romans or one of his other letters) in the Bible. He was saved - but did not know (in head knowledge) of Jesus. He had faith in God that it would all be solved somehow - as he did when about to sacrifice his son Isaac - he knew God would provide an alternative or that somehow it would work out.

    So the whole aliens thing, doesn't fundamentally add to the existing situation.

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    1. Re:Those who do not hear the Word by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      one cannot dismiss Jesus' statement of being "the Way".
      Really? You might want to qualify this somehow, as it's just as easy to say "one cannot dismiss Frodo's statement that 'The Ring is MINE!'" since they're both attibuted to fictional characters.
    2. Re:Those who do not hear the Word by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Well troll, maybe you can cite some historian that denies the existance of Jesus. To my knowledge, no historian of note enies that there existed a Jesus of Nazarreth. Some may deny that he was the Son of God, he still existed though.

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    3. Re:Those who do not hear the Word by Surt · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, one can also see the ease with which islam transcends those same boundaries, and has in fact attracted far more followers. So perhaps they have the one true religion.

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  123. If they contact us... by cazzazullu · · Score: 1
    I can safely assume they are more advanced than us, since they got (a message) here with the sole purpose of making contact (Thus they already know we are here). In this scenario I only hope the relation we have with these beings doesn't evolve into a similar relation as we have with cows (steak and milk), horses (Yeehaa ride that thing! Pull that heavy thing for me dumb creature!), bees (destroy their homes and steal their resources), game (shoot em for food or just for fun), pets ...

    But this may be a bit unrealistic. Assuming they are waaay more evolved than us, imagine they see us as insects or microbes crowding a perfectly good piece of rock they'd already planned vacations to. Or as nasty little bugs invading their space, polluting their radiofrequencies, ... Why wouldn't they get it over with before they ever might get in trouble over this? As fas as I know that is exactly what we do with our less-brainpowered fellow earthcreatures...

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  124. Re:Good and evil and "Children's Crusades" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then there were the "Children's Crusades". The Spanish Inquisition looks sensible compared to these.

    Think of it, thousands of innocent, naive children going off to do battle with the infidels.

    This must be an inspiration to pedophiles everywhere!!!

    Dubya should read up on the "Children's Crusades" before he makes any more pronouncements about "Crusades to the Middle East".

    Or maybe he should ask a grownup to come and explain it all to him!

    Just a brief thought about the "Children's Crusades" should give one pause about the subject of right and wrong, evil, beliefs and religion in general.

  125. Guy Consolmagno better watch out... by Jonathan · · Score: 1

    The Vatican doesn't exactly like its own philosophizing about ETs. They certainly weren't amused by former Dominican monk Giordano Bruno...

  126. The Garden of Eden by Databass · · Score: 1

    They've never screwed up like we did and had the 'Fall' - so they have no concept of good or evil - in which case I doubt any meeting would be allowed to occur.

    The Fall from the Garden of Eden is just a story about how some people switched from hunter-gatherer to agricultural. Basically someone said "Hey! Instead of gathering fruit about five hours a week and just relaxing with our friends all day, does anyone here want to switch to a 60-hour week of backbreaking toil farming the fields? Also, we'll need to dig up metal and study that to make farm implements."

    The Fall from Grace story was just invented to explain why anyone would make such a crazy choice. It was quite possibly invented by their enemies to explain why the Workaholics with their metal weapons were such ill-tempered jerks to everyone else all the time. To their way of thinking, it must have been some powerful, vengeful God cursing them to make them into Workaholics- no sane person would choose it of their own free will. But of course they did choose it all on their own, in bits and pieces, one hour more of work per week at a time.

    The upside to our workaholic lifestyle is that farming allowed for specialization and research in metalcraft and science. Refining and iterating on that allowed us science and technology that allowed us space travel. (Although if technology is so great, why can't we do something about that 60-hour workweek required to maintain said technology?)

    The point is, fundamentally, the decision to become Workaholics with Technology allows us to go into space. Any civilization with the technology to come here must have made some kind of similar choice in their civilization.

    But unlike us, they must have learned how to handle such powerful technology without the "Road Rage" to have destroyed themselves with same technology. They were workaholics but also valued space programs above planetary war and conquest- and they worked together enough to get out of their solar system. By definition, if they had enough technology to come to our solar system, they found a way to work together and overcome civil unrest, terrorism, religious extremism and gigantic, economy-draining wars. (Iraq)

    Whether or not we'll accomplish a similar feat remains to be seen.

    1. Re:The Garden of Eden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Hey! Instead of gathering fruit about five
      > hours a week and just relaxing with our friends

      You know, picking fruit just doesn't cut it. You'd starve faster than you could say 'apple'. Well, this applies for most places on earth at least.
      You are right, nobody would work more for the same benefit. This implies that indeed, farming is more preferable (read: easier).
      Concerning the original sin, I just take it to mean the beginning of rules. And therefore the beginning of morality ( without the possibility of deciding for bad, there is no good, as has been pointed out before).

    2. Re:The Garden of Eden by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Mod this up! Excellent post, and very thought provoking. Stories that have evolved throughout history are certainly influenced by political and technological changes, and going from hunter-gatherers to farmers was a *huge* change - it allowed civilization (and religion) as we know it to develop.

      You also bring up the important question of whether we can sustain the society that we've created, or whether we're just another "false start." With all of the planets out there, it seems like a civilization out there somewhere ought to stabilize to the point that it can be sustained indefinitely.

      Ours has a ways to go, I'm afraid.

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    3. Re:The Garden of Eden by Zeriel · · Score: 1

      Okay, Iraq is NOT a "gigantic" war, nor is it "money-draining". US$87bil is about one-tenth-of-one-percent of the US yearly budget. (which is US$1.2tril, IIRC)

      As for "gigantic", World War Two was gigantic. Iraq is a brushfire war. Nothing less, nothing more.

      Let's not get too hyperbolic in our rhetoric, shall we?

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  127. "In partibus infidelium" by Thorgal · · Score: 1

    The second option is interestingly covered in Jacek Dukaj's story "In partibus infidelium". Well worth the read, altough I am not sure if the polish version isn't the only one.

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  128. Conversion? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

    Why the need of the catholics to convert others to their religion? Is it to bolster the numbers of the church and its power and coffers? Where does it stop? Won't someone one day go and try to convert some of the more intelligent animals (dolphins, gorillas)?

    If I understand the Bibel correctly, christian faith was supposed to be rather exclusive, leaving other nations/cultures to their own devices/deities:

    Deuteronomy 4:19 And {beware} not to lift up your eyes to heaven and see the sun and the moon and the stars, all the host of heaven, and be drawn away and worship them and serve them, those which the LORD your God has allotted to all the peoples under the whole heaven.
    Micah 4:5 Though all the peoples walk each in the name of his god, as for us, we will walk in the name of the LORD our God forever and ever.
    Matthew 10:5-6 These twelve Jesus sent out after instructing them: "Do not go in the way of the Gentiles, and do not enter any city of the Samaritans; but rather go to the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
    Matthew 15:24-26 But He answered and said, "I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." But she came and began to bow down before Him, saying, "Lord, help me!" And He answered and said, "It is not good to take the children's bread and throw it to the dogs."

    Or am I mistaken? Of course, there was always room for exceptions (as in the last quote), but never any compulsion for anyone to accept the faith.

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    1. Re:Conversion? by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      You appear to be mistaken.

      Here's a few thoughts:

      First, your first two quotes are from the Old Testament. The very first in fact from the Torah, the Jewish law. Your second quote is from a Jewish prophet. The fact that these seem to exclude other peoples is a natural extension from the (Orthodox) Jewish faith (I don't know if liberal Jews still adhere to this doctrine though).

      Your second two quotes are from the book of Matthew, who is generally considered in Christian theology to be writing for a Jewish audience, hence he still is espousing the doctrine that they are the chosen people of God.

      As the follow up verses to your fourth quote will show, Matthew did concede that Gentiles could join, but his remains the most exclusionist of the four Gospels.

      This is just in a nutshell. If you're interested I would suggest you start reading some serious treatises on theology, and don't take the mere literal word of the Bible as truth, and especially not the word of those that profess to have the one true interpretation.

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    2. Re:Conversion? by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting stance: that the book that Christians claim as the source of their faith (the whole bible, including the old testament) should not be taken at face value, but as interpreted by theologians and clergy. No wonder there are so many divisions in Christianity.

      I've just finished a biography on Luther. What struck me most is his logo "Sola Scriptura" and his insistence that the papacy prove him wrong (on his stance on the indulgences) from scripture. Their basic argument was that the papacy's dogma overrides scripture.

      Having a scientific mind of sorts :-), this struck a cord with me. I like the premise of being able to go back to the basics and see if I arrive at the same conclusion as another, rather than being at the mercy of the opinions, whims and agendas of the "learned" men. (sarcasm: yes, because I've come across enough theologians and preachers who don't know their stuff). Basically, I don't like something that changes shape continuously - each time requiring you to buy a new upgrade.

      Regarding the 4 qoutes: well, there are more. The more one reads that book, the more one comes across.

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  129. Why does anyone care what religion they are? by Kanaida · · Score: 1

    The point of everything is that its not the same. So why try to push your way of doing things or beliefs on anyone else? I couldnt personally care less... just dont f*ck with me and we're cool :)

  130. some thoughts from other points of view by theaphila · · Score: 1

    jewish: would God have a "chosen people" on another planet? would their torah be in hebrew? would their temple still exist? would their messiah have come? could the jewish people accept converts from them?

    buddhist: had any buddha manifested among them yet?

    islam: is their koran in arabic?

    i'm considering these questions from the most "orthodox" point of view within each religion.

  131. Funny but kinda true actually by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    Quite an amusing post! Actually - your reasoning is surprisingly close on at least one point! The point is we DID make a choice and the "Fall" wasn't because of a vengeful God!

    Yup. Adam must really have been going D'oh after the whole thing. And Eve too. And I doubt there was a dearth of fights after the whole Adam blaming Eve thing! In fact, that was quite possibly where the "battle of the sexes" began - a real part of the fall. Men and women unfortunately do not get along perfectly *any more*!

    Allegory or no - it is quite true and entirely fits into the Christian faith. Those who ignore it completely have not quite gotten the whole thing.

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  132. Southpark predicts how it will happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From "Starvin' Marvin in Space":
    http://www.angelfire.com/nf/spdomain/scri pts/seaso n3/marvininspace.html
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    Pat Robertson: (On TV, CBC, Christian Broadcsting Channel.) Uh, God wants you to send us money! He needs you to send us money so we can help others!

    Pat Robertson: You know, Susan, there, there's so many great...missionaries doing work...out there in the, in the, in parts of Africa and, and while we're trying to get bibles to people all over the world, and what we need is the help of everyone out there so that we can continue these, these projects! (Subtitle: "To Pledge Call: I-800-555-2717") Now, listen to this, Susan! (Shows Sister Hollis on screen with some Ethiopians.) W-one of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery! (Shows the green planet of Marklar.) A-a-a new planet in the, in the galaxy Alpha-Seti 6 that has intelligent life on it!

    Susan: Amazing!

    Pat Robertson: Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure, and they've never heard...of Jesus Christ!

    Susan: What can we do with the 600 club to help those poor aliens?!

    Pat Robertson: W-what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an Interstellar Cruiser! (shows one on the screen.) Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a worm hole in deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens! Send your money now! Amen!

    . . .

    Pat Robertson: Now, our deflector shields are useless against four-ton torpedos and we really need your support on this one, folks! Here at the 600 club, we need your money to spread the word of Jesus and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser! Call now and we'll give you this free pin! (Shows a small CBC logo pin.)

    . . .

    Pat Robertson: Everyone, th-the word of God is going around the world and, and all your help is so greatly appreciated! W-w-what we need now is an Argon Crystal Laser! (Shows one on screen) You see, an Argon Crystal Laser can pierce thick space holes in a way that other lasers just can't! Send your money now! Ah, th-thank you!

    . . .

    Pat Robertson: Uh, now, now stay with me on this one, folks! (shows Sally's ship on screen) Uh, Sally Struthers has a Taberian Junker which is, uh, the favourite ship of the hutts and she has trapped our, our, our new CBC ship in a, uh, Posetronic Tractor Beam. (pan to cue card holder. The cue card reads "Postronic Tractor beam so we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disruptor") Uh, so we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disruptor! Now, now, not a regular Ionic Tractor Disruptor, but a Negative Ionic Tractor Disruptor to, uh, help spread the word of Jesus! I will get the fuckin' idiot up here!

  133. More Thoughts on Animal Communication by Databass · · Score: 1


    We can't communicate with dolphins because we have no common frames of reference of any sort.

    I thought about this a little more, and we CAN communicate with dolphins. We can ask them to jump through certain hoops and let us ride them. There are even advanced marine biology experiements where we can ask them to point to a silhuoette of a collection of pipes. "Point to the silhouette that looks like three interwoven rings, please!" An interesting point on that is the dolphins can make a mental concept of Three Rings if they see it with their eyes, OR even if it's behind a wall- they can "feel" its shape with their natural sonar.

    What does this interview want- spoken language comparable to our own sentient thought? We're not likely to find that- Dolphins probably aren't quite at the point we'd consider sentient.

    Dogs and cats, and parrots- we can all communicate basic ideas with them. Parrots can even mimic our language, with some understanding of context. Dogs and cats can also even empathize with our emotional states- they have some understanding when we are happy or sad, and can relate to it at least a little (without words or sentient thought.)

    So if we can't "speak" with dolphins, it's more likely because they "aren't sentient" than "we could never understand another sentient being." And sentience is, after all, a sliding scale.

  134. ffs by kahei · · Score: 1


    Ffs, man, get a grip -- your planet and your country are full of people of all religions who don't give a damn about creationism. YOU just want to feel persecuted, so you decide you're being persecuted by Christians, because there's a lot of them and they're unlikely to kill you in return. That's fine, it's great that you've found a way to build up your self image. But please don't confuse it with something 'deeply ingrained into our culture' because most of the members of said culture don't give a shit.

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  135. i love the baby jesus by turbosk · · Score: 1

    Bruce McCulloch's *baby jesus (radio)*
    from the album, *shame-based man*

    "Go ahead, caller, you're on the air."

    "uh, i have a special friend and he's the baby jesus, and i love him. and, uh, he don't give me no shit, and he don't fuck around, and he's just the fuckin coolest guy, and i just wanna say i love the baby jesus, i can't say enough."

    "Yes, sir, I know."

    "anyway, i love the baby jesus, and i think he's the best thing, and it's really great when he shares his love, because, um, he's got enough love for everybody. you know what i mean?"

    "Um, I do sir, but-"

    "yeah, he's like, uh, i can't even see a manger without thinking about him, eh? yeah, i love him. i just love the jesus and i thought i'd phone up and, uh, you know, uh.... i've only been into him for a couple of hours though, but i'm _really_ into him."

    Very Funny Stuff, there :)

  136. Well... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    Thirdly: 'We find a dozen civilizations out there, and a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses go up and convert them all.'

    ...we were looking for intelligent life. Which as it turns out, is pretty rare on earth too...

    Kjella

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  137. Was it not always the case? by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    I think my point is that genocide/murder/torture HAVE always been morally reprehensible regardless of even a majority thinking otherwise.

    I hate to get to the whole WWII thing in an argument - but it's somewhat appropriate. The point is that the evil regime (to use modern parlance) there, would not have survived but for the support OR ambivalence of a large section of the German populance. Now - that which was perpetrated - was it less wrong in Germany just because those against it were in the minority?

    Even if you disagree as to how much support the whole Aryan-is-best philosophy got - the point is - would it be right no matter how many supported it?

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    1. Re:Was it not always the case? by The_reformant · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking more of things like the Crusades and stuff like that where most of the population certainly of this country (UK) beleived actively in the righteousness of the cause.
      But anyhow these particular events aren't that important to my point. It kind of responds to your previous point that only one point of view can be right.
      Basically an event happens. Lets say the WTC attack. There is no way we can measure the evillness of this act. The act itself isn't evil by fundamental properties. The universe has no concept of evil. Rather we interpret the act as evil. Some islamic fringe groups may interpret the act as good. That certainly doesnt mean i support the act. Is my interpretation of the act as evil more correct? Well the only real way to measure that is by social concensus. By most of the worlds standards i think my interpretation of the act as evil is valid. But what about dogs? Do they interpret the WTC attack as evil, probably not but they are a lower form of intelligence. Perhaps we appear like a lower form of intelligence to an extra-terrestrial civilisation. Lets say this civilisation also thinks genocide is a good thing, they could justify their decision in the same way.
      Of course since good and evil are just interpretations there is no absolute correct answer. We are just arrogant enough to beleive that our moral views are fundamental natural laws. They aren't.

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    2. Re:Was it not always the case? by plumby · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now - that which was perpetrated - was it less wrong in Germany just because those against it were in the minority

      In the eyes of a person who shares your morals, no. But if the Nazis has won the war, I suspect many people would have had no moral problem with it. Morals are not absolute or universal. It's true that you can apply your moral values to any point in history and say that (for instance) human sacrifice has always been wrong in your eyes. But that doesn't prove that morals are universal. How do you know that human sacrifice is wrong? Why have so many religions actively promoted it?

      would it be right no matter how many supported it?

      No. Your morality isn't based on what a majority think. It's based on what you believe to be right or wrong (although that is usually strongly influenced by the culture that you are in - hence most people, I suspect, today believe that genocide and human sacrifice are wrong). But different people do have different views on it - therefore there is no univeral morality.

    3. Re:Was it not always the case? by Laur · · Score: 1
      I think my point is that genocide/murder/torture HAVE always been morally reprehensible regardless of even a majority thinking otherwise.

      I could be wrong, but I do believe that genocide was condoned in the Old Testament. Didn't God destroy several other races, at the very least weren't several othr races identified as "evil"? I can't remeber specific examples, I leave that as an exercise for the reader. BTW, Slavery was also condoned by the Old Testament and practiced regularly, yet is considered morally reprehensible to most people today.

      Seriously, have you read the Old Testament? The God described there is incredibly cruel and bloody. Using Him as a source for moral absolutes does not seem like a good idea IMHO. Also, what is the source for moral absolutes? Most Christians do not follow all the laws in the bible (i.e. the kosher laws as an example). Are some laws more absolute than others? How do we decide which laws are absolute and which are not? If we must decide then they are no longer quite so absolute, are they?

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  138. Re:Dolphin Communication by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "We can't communicate with dolphins because we didn't have the need to do so."

    So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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  140. Let's convert them all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For all the good things religion (in general) has brought in the world during the last 5 millenia...

    For war, famine, genocide, inquisition, delusion...
    For Slowing down technological advance, science, philosophy...

    Wait a minute... Sounds like I'm talking about GWB's influence in he world today!

  141. Re:Or how about Cargo Cults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suppose aliens came to earth and were, at a glance, obviously superior. This is highly likely, because they were the ones who managed to travel here, not the other way around.

    Suppose, that we could communicate with them and learn at least the rudiments of their technology and science.

    But, what would we do if their religion and philosophy were completely foreign and incomprehensible even to our best minds, because of its highly abstract nature.

    This is also likely, since philosophy tends to be more abstract compared to technology and even to science.

    Would missionaries even dare to try to convert them to our religion. The common people would take one look at the alien's advanced technology and refuse to believe that their religion is not equally advanced even while not being able to understand a word of it.

    We couldn't even worship them intelligently!

    Can you say "Cargo Cult"?

    P.S.

    Then again they may have a "Religion" with an outward form that is specially constructed for our consumption, and has nothing to do with what THEY believe. I think that somebody that we all know said something like, "Religion is the opiate of the masses."!

    All the better to manipulate you with, my dear!!!

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  143. In the words of Sagan, "the evidence is crummy..." by cmichaelpatrick · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Based on the information I've read, chances are fairly good that the first life we encounter will be bacteriological, not something as sophisticated as Mankind.

  144. Never wanted a geo breakdown more by smchris · · Score: 1


    With all the talk of "the fall" and "'good' vs. 'evil'" are almost all the posts in the U.S.? I thought Europe was more secular and expected more discussion that humanists like say, Gene Roddenberry, can come up with a morality like the prime directive without religion.

    Conversely, would an alien species with the prime directive take the risk of contacting a religious species?

    1. Re:Never wanted a geo breakdown more by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Only if they had developed Warp drives.

      -bZj

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    2. Re:Never wanted a geo breakdown more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can bet that they would never tell us "who they are and where they come from".

  145. Re:Dolphin Communication by Aggrazel · · Score: 1

    The argument is also flawed because we _can_ communicate with dolphins. We may not "talk" to them in the same sense that we talk to other humans, however, we can exchange ideas through the use of symbols, hand signals, and the like.

    "Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. " - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

  146. We Can Communicate; We Just Can't Talk by Brown+Line · · Score: 1
    Br. Consolmagno didn't say we can't communicate with dolphins; he said we can't talk with them. Clearly, we can communicate with them, as anyone who's seen a dolphin show can testify. What we can't do is talk - that is, move the communication beyond the "do this and I'll feed you" stage. God knows, it's hard enough for tribes of humans to talk, for lack of a common frame of reference; it's possible that evolution in an alien environment will think in ways that we will find impossible to fathom - and vice versa.

    Somewhat off topic, Br. Guy's book, "Turn Left at Orion" is the best primer on observing the sky that I've read. I'll be giving a copy to my niece for her graduation from grammar school.

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  147. The UFO Thing by Ieshan · · Score: 3, Informative

    The UFO thing has sorta been bothering me. All these stories that ask whether or not these things are UFOs.

    Here's an easy answer: Yes! They're Unidentified! They appear to be flying! They're objects!

    I'm pretty sure that serves all the relevant criteria, right there.

    1. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      The UFO thing has sorta been bothering me.

      What "bothers" me is why people refuse to make the next step. You accept that they are unidineitied, that they are flying and that they are objects, but you wont "go there" and say what they could possibly be, using the same reasoning skills that you use for anything else that you think about.

      Just think about this one question. What manmade object can fly, in complete silence, at many hundreds of miles per hour, come to a complete stop, and then accelerate to hundreds of miles per hour, all without making a sound?

      When you address this seriously, without prosaic explanations or complete nonsense, without ridicule or cowardly arguing techniques, then you will have served all the relevenat criteria for dealing with "The UFO Thing". Untill then, its just pure denial.

      This is true moreso now than ever before, thanks to "911"; people simply cannot dismiss with a wave of a hand uncorrelated targets flying in American airspace. These events are very serious indeed.

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    2. Re:The UFO Thing by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      It's the object part which is the sticky one. Ball lightening 'flies' (okay, i guess plasma can be an object - how about reflections?). If one has an image of 'something' floating in the sky, and one can be reasonably sure the image hasn't been faked, one needs to work out how it might not be an 'object'. You could never prove it conclusively with only a photograph to work with (certainly not anymore) but there have been several images which do appear to show an object in controlled flight. It's just that - with only photos to go by - it's a lot harder to take it further than that.

      These Mexican images unfortunately are of the 'glowing balls of light' variety, which doesn't help. Interesting that they might be creating a 'blind spot' through the use of infra-red. The images i've come across in the past which appear to show surface and structure are very interesting, indeed. Are they flying saucers? Who knows?

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    3. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      Who knows?

      If we take as given that they are solid, and under the control of something by virtue of their ability to take evasive action, then you have to face this fact. After having faced it, there are some conclusions you can come to. If you will not say the words, if you will not face the facts head on, then you are in denial.

      Nothing wrong with being in denial of course.

      And you cannot throw the whole premise away because this particular case shows illuminated objects (illuminated by virtue of heat). There are enough radar visual cases involving non spherical (ie non natural) shapes of irrefutable quality that you can read if this Mexican case is not good enough for you.

      Then you have to face it, deal with it and smell the fresh ground coffee!

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    4. Re:The UFO Thing by It's+all+Krista's+Fa · · Score: 1

      A kite?

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    5. Re:The UFO Thing by Surt · · Score: 1

      The problem is that everything you're claiming (flying hundreds of miles per hour, coming to a complete stop, etc etc) is based on:

      at best: firsthand accounts from people who seem to be insane.

      at worst: second or thirdhand accounts from people who also seem to be insane.

      Note that when I say insane, I mean in ways other than the claim that they observed these events.

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    6. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      at best: firsthand accounts from people who seem to be insane.

      Lie.

      at worst: second or thirdhand accounts from people who also seem to be insane.

      Lie.

      Note that when I say insane, I mean in ways other than the claim that they observed these events.

      ??? gibberish.

      Go back to sleep.

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    7. Re:The UFO Thing by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well, surely you can agree that in the worst case you have many people with obvious problems (difficulty speaking, tics, poor grooming habits, eye contact issues, inappropriate affect issues) making difficult to credit claims about UFOs.

      The best case is more a matter of opinion. I've never seen a report by anyone I find remotely credible about UFOs. Apparently, if you're not trolling, you have. But then, based on the way you responded to my post, I have to assume you're either trolling, or simply too easily convinced.

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    8. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      I've never seen a report by anyone I find remotely credible about UFOs.

      and so, because you have not seen them, they dont exist, AND/OR your measure of who is credible or not is questionable. either way, you are completly delusional.

      Apparently, if you're not trolling, you have.

      Im not trolling, unlike you, and I have, because I know how to read, and use Google.

      But then, based on the way you responded to my post, I have to assume you're either trolling, or simply too easily convinced.

      I assumed by your flippant, ignorant, pointless and infantile post that you were certainly trolling, and i treated you accordingly. I fed the troll.

      Guilty as charged.

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    9. Re:The UFO Thing by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      If we take as given that they are solid, and under the control of something by virtue of their ability to take evasive action, then you have to face this fact. After having faced it, there are some conclusions you can come to. If you will not say the words, if you will not face the facts head on, then you are in denial.

      We know that they are solid because... someone touched them? We weighed them? Maybe I missed something, but I did RTFA that was referenced...

      And we know that they took evasive action because they went away from the planes? Given an object moving faster than a pursuer, any random direction other than maybe the 30 degree spread on either side of a direct line to the pursuer will be considered "evasive". Do you think dust motes and snowflakes are taking evasive action because they don't land on your tongue when you stick it out?

      Nothing wrong with being in denial of course.

      You said it, not me. ;)

    10. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      "If we take as given"

      Reading is fundamental. If you dont want to face the facts, thats OK. This debate is over. Its been over for years. You need to do your homework, and get acquainted with the facts.

      Or not, if thats your thing.

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    11. Re:The UFO Thing by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      "If we take as given"

      Reading is fundamental. If you dont want to face the facts, thats OK. This debate is over. Its been over for years. You need to do your homework, and get acquainted with the facts.

      If we take as given that you're a small fried egg and I'm an invisible purple dinosaur, then there's both a good chance that I'll eat you and that you'll never see me coming.

      In other words, if your given premises are false, your argument is equally false.
      1) All men are mortal
      2) Socrates is a man
      Ergo, Socrates is mortal

      False argument because we do not know the veracity of the major premise, #1.

      My point, which you seem to have completely missed (which is why I'm spelling out in three different ways in this post) is that if your argument relies on a premise which can not be shown to be true, your argument is undeniably invalid.

      -T

    12. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      if your argument relies on a premise which can not be shown to be true, your argument is undeniably invalid.

      My "argument" does not rely on a premise which is false. You need to read some materials about this subject, instead of skirting around the unpleasant fact that you have to do some work.

      Your post is interesting behaviorally however. Your responses are identical to those which were made by your type in the mid 1990s on USENET. We have seen this kind of pointless gesturing from your school of "thought" before, and all of you were comprehensively demolished, for all time.

      If you have any real interest in this subject, you need to do some work. That means reading.

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    13. Re:The UFO Thing by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Where did i give you the impression that i'm in denial over this? I'm a keen student of the phenomenon, in fact. I was simply pointing out that one cannot jump to conclusions over any of the images which have been published over the years*. Call me a skeptical believer :-)

      * There is a fascinating collection of (pre)historic images here. Note image 6 in the 'pre-1947' section. I was recently cleaning up some scans for a book, 'the Making of an Explorer' by Stuart Jenness. One of the photos, from the Canadian archives, shows a street lamp suspended across a street (~1915 Fairbanks, i think). It reminded me very much of that photo from China.

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    14. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      Call me a skeptical believer

      Of course, one shouldnt believe in anything like this...only the facts should be taken into account, and then you either accept or refuse to accept. A Critical Accepter is more to my liking; Ive faced the facts, but dont accept anything but the strongest cases. Of course, all you need is a single good case to proove the whole ET hypothesis; after that its just exozoology.

      Thanks for that excellent link! The China picture is the same one used in the best documentary ever "UFOs are Real". See that film if you can.

      As for it being a street lamp or not, normally we would simply (or maybe not simply) find out if that street had suspended street lamps at the time. On cursory examination, wouldnt there be more than one lamp in the frame, receding into the distance? That would rule out street lamps, as would the dude that appears to be pointing at the thing in the right hand side of the frame!

      In any case, correlating this photo with other photos of identical objects at other times and places is more useful in saying something about the event; there are some pretty astonishing "same object different circumstance" pics around.

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    15. Re:The UFO Thing by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Of course, one shouldnt believe in anything like this...

      Sorry - bad attempt at humour. It irks me to no end hearing or reading about "UFO believers". *sigh*

      ...wouldnt there be more than one lamp in the frame, receding into the distance?

      I don't have the image (Fairbanks) on this machine. irc, there was only the one lamp visible in that pic. If you post an email, i can send it later. Or maybe i'll put it up somewhere.

      ...the dude that appears to be pointing at the thing

      Agreed. It's a very cool image and i've always liked that one. It's just that the Fairbanks photo got me to re-evaluate the Chinese one. I have to say it's difficult to tell. It does seem to be a lamp. But it also looks to be too high.

      Thanks for that excellent link!

      I'm really impressed by Mathew's collection. I'd like to some day try to track down better copies of many of them. It's pretty fascinating stuff. I love the one with Mary, where you can see the dude and his dog looking up at something. The object appears to be metallic. I love the "laser beam" images as well. Of course, it's difficult to know for certain what the painters were trying to represent.

      Keep looking up!

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    16. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      I love the one with Mary, where you can see the dude and his dog looking up at something.

      You know, all those religious paintings, whilst fascinating are really open to wide interpretation. Even the one with the dog, which is really compelling.

      What is far more interesting to me are the written accounts like the one from the time of the Roman empire, describing "At sunset, a burning shield passed over the sky at Rome. It came sparkling from the west and passed over to the east." an ancient UFO report, and a UFO report in every way that counts!

      The one from From Conrad Wolfhart, Lycothenes could be Aurora Borealis, especially since its Scotland (very northern) but that doesnt explain the ship part, and also, people at that time knew what the Aurora Borealis looked like, and would have been able to eliminate that as a possibility, which would have prompted the writing of this report as a special event. Thinking and typing out loud :]

      You of course, must be reading Nuforc for the latest reports; some really strong and spectacular ones in there!

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    17. Re:The UFO Thing by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Your original statement:
      If we take as given that they are solid, and under the control of something by virtue of their ability to take evasive action, then you have to face this fact. After having faced it, there are some conclusions you can come to. If you will not say the words, if you will not face the facts head on, then you are in denial.

      Now you state here:
      My "argument" does not rely on a premise which is false.

      First, I didn't say "false". I said:
      if your argument relies on a premise which can not be shown to be true, your argument is undeniably invalid.

      Nice strawman attack. Going back to what I said, can you show your premise to be true? No. Therefore your argument is invalid.

      You need to read some materials about this subject, instead of skirting around the unpleasant fact that you have to do some work.

      Nice ad hominem attack. Rather than responding to my point - your premise can not be shown to be true - you attack me personally.

      Your post is interesting behaviorally however. Your responses are identical to those which were made by your type in the mid 1990s on USENET. We have seen this kind of pointless gesturing from your school of "thought" before, and all of you were comprehensively demolished, for all time.

      Very nice! Both a strawman, attacking the spirit of my post rather than the actual argument I presented, and an ad homiem attack - 'school of "thought"' in the same paragraph. You sure are shrewd!

      If you have any real interest in this subject, you need to do some work. That means reading

      And finish it with a reiteration of your earlier ad homiem attack. Lovely.

      You, sir, are nothing but a troll. You've presented not one, but four different logical fallacies in a single post - a common response from your type since the creation of USENET back in 1979. After multiple chances to actually state your argument or discuss rationally the topic at hand, you instead choose to be nothing but a sanctimonious prig.

      In closing, I say "go fuck yourself".

      -T

    18. Re:The UFO Thing by Beautyon · · Score: 1

      In closing, I say "go fuck yourself".

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

      Dullards; the insomniacs cure!

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  148. Agnosticism by numpins · · Score: 1

    I would also hope that a species more advanced than us would have the honesty to admit they may not know the answer. It's possible to think there is not "a lick of proof" for or against the idea of a higher being.

    To some, deciding not to choose may devalue our existence or raise uncertainty. Hopefully other species have the courage to confront their fears.

    1. Re:Agnosticism by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I would also hope that a species more advanced than us would have the honesty to admit they may not know the answer.

      I have to disagree there. I have to believe that every extraterrestrial civilization will still want to try to answer the very question of its own origins--scientific or not.

    2. Re:Agnosticism by GAlain · · Score: 1
      I have to disagree there. I have to believe that every extraterrestrial civilization will still want to try to answer the very question of its own origins--scientific or not.
      Of course they will try to answer these questions, but I deeply hope they won't adopt the same methods we're using here: "I have invented my theory; I know it's like that; I don't have to prove it; It's like that and that's it; I am right, you are wrong"

      As someone said in another post: "I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)"
    3. Re:Agnosticism by numpins · · Score: 1

      One's origin is a valid topic to investigate and saying the answer may never be attained doesn't mean no one is trying to find it.

      Being open to the unknown or to being wrong brings in an aspect of humility and awe.

      The desire to know the answer doesn't mean that an answer must be found. When the need to know is too great, religions become more about filling in the blank and going with the crowd than trying to find origins.

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  150. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, really, really advanced smugglers???

    Smuggling ideas, maybe?

  151. Re:Dolphin Communication by Maliuta · · Score: 1

    Now here's a hoopy frood that really knows where his towel is.

  152. Prime Diredtive?? by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here we are, possibly a century or more before interstellar travel is possible (maybe) and we already need a Prime Directive to reign in the Pope. ;)

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  153. Book on the subject... by CarrionBird · · Score: 1
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  154. A little Christian-centric, no? by PPB · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "At the end of the day, every civilization is Christian, except the human race is still not too sure about this." Granted he's a Catholic, he's not terribly polite or open-minded about the Japanese, Chinese, Muslim etc. civilisations, which he appears not to think of as 'civilization'

    1. Re:A little Christian-centric, no? by Down8 · · Score: 1

      Muslims/Islam could be broadly assimilated into Christianity, being that they do believe in the same God. Same as the Jews. Of course, that would make 'Christianity' a misnomer, but the base religion could called similar.

      The "pagan" religions - those of Asian, African and native American descent - however are indeed left out of the authors loop.

      -bZj

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  155. Turn Left At Orion by Schnee · · Score: 1

    Dr. Consolmagno book "Turn Left At Orion" is an excellent introductory book on astronomy. I tend to give out copies to anyone who gets a telescope as a gift. As the title implies, it teaches the night sky relationally (e.g. "Draw a straight line from Orion's belt to the left. See that bright star? That's Sirius"), aka "star-hopping". Consolmagno's (et. al.) writing style in the book is very approachable.

  156. Or If? by mmmjoy · · Score: 1

    I think it would be much more fun if they became Amish. Space travelling (assuming they found us) ETs that gave up their technology for the simple life and dedication to God and the Church

  157. Anonymous Posting by turgid · · Score: 1
    Oh come on now! The reason people post anonymously on discussions like this is that the moderators are notoriously pro-Christian/religious dogma and rational and controversial discussion provokes many -1 Troll, Flamebait and Overrated moderations. This can damage otherwise Excellen karma, Often people who post anonymously are held in high regard since they can't possibly be Karma-whoring. Now there's a little philosophical dilemma.

    On slashdot, it's not politically-correct to challenge a Believer, no matter how valid your argument, or ridiculous theirs. It it not acceptable to poke fun at someone's beliefs, no matter how cranky. A society in which honest criticism and humour are suppressed is on a dangerous slippery slope into oblivion.

    Now, I'm off to speak to the aliens. Please excuse me.

    1. Re:Anonymous Posting by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Well, my karma stands as proof that you are talking through your ass. :) My flamebaiting posts in religious discussion typically find "5, Informative" or "5, Insightful". ;)

      I never post anonymously.

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    2. Re:Anonymous Posting by turgid · · Score: 1
      you are talking through your ass. :)

      Maybe so, but the aliens made me say it. They make me believe and I let them refuel their flying saucers with my fast reactor.

  158. How many aliens can fit on the head of a pin? by mnmlst · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...This story is a TROLL.

    I am reminded of a story by Arthur C. Clarke. Two IBM programmers are brought out to Sri Lanka to work in a monastery at the top of a mountain. The monks believe that if all the nearly infinite names of God are recited, the universe will come to an end. Their job is to write a program that will be run on a mainframe at the monastery to try and generate all those names. Someone out there probably knows the name of this short story.

    BTW, one of the posts near the top of this discussion is correct. The Roman Catholic Church (my flavor of Christianity) is now very much at ease with the results of all the scientific discoveries of the past few centuries. One of our fundamentalist friends is a "Young Earth Creationist". Sorry, but I gotta laugh when told that humans and dinosaurs walked the Earth together. All the animals were vegetarians (even T-Rex) until Adam and Eve shared that apple/pomegranate. Huh?

    Dear Fellow Slashdotters, most of the world's religions are fine with scientific discovery. The great "undiscovered country" out there is the focus of most religions. What are humans capable of when their mind, body and spirit are all completely aligned on their spritual "North Star"? What matters is not material things but things like love, hope, joy, justice and so on. Mother Teresa (already beatified, now awaiting canonization- Sainthood. Similar to a certification from Verisign finally completing for the tech-obsessed) spoke of the spiritual poverty of Americans as compared with the spiritual wealth of the poor of Calcutta. Religion does not need these routine bashings on Slashdot. I have found most of it is good for helping keep the neighbor's kids from trying to break into my house. Without it, I am certain that mere Earthly laws and law enforcement will leave us much poorer in every way. Since the tyranny of the ACLU and atheists was unleashed by the Warren Court, we have seen what happens when God is driven out of America at every turn. As a lifelong historian, I truly believe that America was better off when it wasn't trying to force religion out of the public sphere at every turn. I would be fine with seeing crosses, stars of David, crescents, and Buddha statues all over America. Let the government referee the occasional conflict instead of suppressing them unevenly which is the current game. Studying anything BUT our major legacy of faith, Christianity, is fine for public educational facilities now.(e.g. universities down to elementary shcools) The anti-Chrisitan crowd that has been extending its reach through government is totally fine with promoting every religion but Chrisitanity. The Founding Fathers wisely chose not to establish state religions, (unlike Europe where tax dollars go straight to state religions) but their separation of Church and State was trying to protect BOTH. The protection of the State should not come at the expense of one particular practice of faith. If it must be paid, it should be paid evenly by Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and so on. The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion. Everyone has made a religious choice since exposure to religion is inescapable. If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice. -Rush

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    1. Re:How many aliens can fit on the head of a pin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The story is 'The Nine Billion Names of God', although the monastery is not in Sri Lanka but in Tibet; the former is probably a confusion with 'The Fountains of Paradise'.

      The story is at http://www.geocities.com/rojodos/docs/9000000000.h tm.

      Marco.

    2. Re:How many aliens can fit on the head of a pin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sorry, but I gotta laugh when told that humans and dinosaurs walked the Earth together."

      A certain Canadian politician, who was leader of his party at the time, said essentially this and is no longer party leader and has never lived the statement down!

      Canadians at least have some common sense.

      P.S.

      After hearing this politician's pronouncement, I couldn't help thinking, "And was one of those dinosaurs named Barney and were any of the people named Fred and Wilma?".

    3. Re:How many aliens can fit on the head of a pin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Constitution guarantees freedom of religion, not freedom from religion."

      The greatest freedom of religion is freedom FROM religion. There would be no cults if everyone felt free to just walk away! Likewise, there would be no abuse of children by priests if everyone felt free to just walk away.

  159. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Chainsaw+Messiah · · Score: 2, Informative

    Umm, no .... I saw the ABC interview with Gibson where he specifically states he does not blame the Jews for Jesus's death. His father is the wackjob that denies the holicaust and blames Jews, not Mel himself.

  160. We don't take kindly by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    to people who don't take kindly 'round heeyah!

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  161. responsible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who puts their responsibility in the hands of "gods" don't deserve life.

    Were talking about intelligent life, right?
    I'm sure they don't belief in any gods, and will see a threat in those "relegious" drones and whipe them out.

  162. Re:mod as flamebait by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

    Being flammatory and being flamebait are two different things(IMHO of course). I believe it's perfectly valid to voice an honest opinion, even it is flammatory. It becomes flamebait when it's done just because it's flammatory. I see flamebait as particularly hatefull trolling.
    I would not call a post flamebait for calling religeon superstious nonsense unless they were clearly just trying to piss people off.

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  163. Re:Dolphin Communication by LordKronos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I can't download that torrent. I get an error about being rejected by tracker because my IP is not registered.

  164. It's all here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  165. Re:Black Jesus, Asian Jesus, Jesus with 8 tentacle by bobdobbs3 · · Score: 1


    I wonder how will the cross look like then...

    It will look like a Star of David, of course!

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  166. When they discover how destructive religion is... by Marrow · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They will blow us to itty bitty peices.

    Religion is the most destructive force in the galaxy.

  167. We already have, that would be dogs [n/t] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [obligatory comment body goes here]

  168. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Were we to contact an alien race however, it's implied just by that scenario existing that we have something in common with them;

    I believe the quote was

    "We FIND an intelligent civilization and there's no way in creation we can COMMUNICATE with them because they're so alien" (emphasis mine)

    This is extremely possible and should not be so glibbly discounted. It is extremely possibly for us to find an alien civilization and not be able to communicate with them, and as you say, have no common frame of reference.

  169. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about a different link? I haven't found the Mexico UFO footage anywhere, just plenty of references to it! ;-)

  170. We can't talk to dolphins now? Really? by gatkinso · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Then how do we train them to do little tricks at our whim?

    One could argue that there is some form of communication going on there.

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  171. Are you suggesting... by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 1

    That the aliens would have "Their own.. personal.... Jesus" (cue 80's tech-pop music).
    "Rimshot!"

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  172. And let's not forget the most dangerous nut... by gosand · · Score: 1
    I don't have to tell you what that kind of thinking usually leads to, do I? (hints: crusades, 9/11, war, torture, genocide, holocaust, terrorism)

    And let's not leave out good ol' GWB. He is right up there with the rest of the religious nuts. How do you know when to start a war? Talk to Jesus. Get into an argument with your mother about if you can get into heaven without accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior, what do you do? You call up the Rev Billy Graham to come over and mediate your argument. Read more...

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  173. On Communication by Paulrothrock · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The reason we can't communicate with dolphins is that our existences are fundamentally different. Our language evolved in part because of the physics of sound in air, along with the structure of our mouths. Dolphin "language" evolved in the water with the unique dolphin anatomy. This means that, unlike human language, they can't be heard properly by either species which hampers efforts to translate it.

    So if an alien species looks like us (has a mouth that serves respiratory and ingestion functions, a tongue) they probably evolved in similar circumstances and therefore have a basis for understanding.

    But an incredibly different species could be extremely intelligent but we wouldn't be able to communicate (verbally, maybe even electronically) with them because their medium for thought transmission evolved in a completely different manner

    Imagine a species that used special appendages to communicate, kind of like sign language. We wouldn't know where to begin because we don't have those appendages, and it would look like a bunch of flailing to us.

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  174. One more... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Their religous belief system is far more advanced and THEY convert US.

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  175. Doing good... by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The salvation by "faith not works" thing is a bit more complicated. One cannot discount the book of James (as Luther would have liked) which states that "faith without works is dead". However, I do not see the contradiction between that and Paul's words that faith alone is needed. If someone DOES have true faith in God who is goodness, then they *will* do good works. Or else what they have is not really faith.

    The good works thing IS important, as "by their fruit you will know them" (Jesus describing how to know false prophets in the Gospel). Someone can't be going around professing faith in God and yet living without any attempt at good behaviour. The two aren't compatible. Now to those that do have faith, grace is given to help them obey the Lord.

    Those who decry the do-gooders for in example, the Catholic church (preaching salvation by works) have missed the point. These people would not be doing such works were it not for their faith. I do subscribe to criticism of this position of preaching - it can confuse. Of course, so too can the most ardent "faith alone" preachers (profess faith and just sit back).

    In conclusion, yes, it begins with faith. But true faith IS shown by the works of those who have that faith.

    As James says, even the demons not only believe in the existence of God - but fear Him.

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  176. convert them? by SQLz · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Thats funny, all the dude can comment about is who gets to convert the new race of aliens.

  177. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think nobody even knows what happened 2000 years ago. Heck, I can't even remember what happened last wek (thank you, mr. jack daniels). The fact is, no one is to blame for Jesus' death, it was foretold so he ultimately ended up the same way wether it was by jewish or roman hands. And what if it were the romans? should we blame all italians because they executed the son of god? I guess not... The truth is I don't care who did it, it just happened.

    By the way, what's the name for anti-italianism? I mean, there's a name for being against jews (anti-semetism) but not for being anti-. I think it's hypocrite if you find being against one nation/religion/etnic is more important (requiring a special term) than being against any other.

  178. You really don't know what you are talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are cricizing a Propositional Statement not an argument. An argument requires a premise, inference, and a conclusion. There is none of that here. The vatican fellow is saying there is a high degree of probability we won't be able to communicate with an alien species that is sufficiently different from our own, such as how we cannot communicate with dolphins. This is a proposition, there is no argument.

    The strawman argument is also completely wrong. The strawman fallacy is when someone misrepresents another's views, attacks them, and concludes the opponents views are wrong. While you seem to have a grasp of this somewhat, I am baffled by how you can accuse the Vatican fellow of performing this fallacy. He is giving his own opinion and not even discussing the supposed arguments of others. Thus, the strawman fallacy is completely irrelevant.

    I think you have read some simple listing of logical fallacies and have tried to apply them to all forms of written communication without actually trying to figure out what an argument is and is not.

    In this case, we are not dealing with argument founded on deductive logic so all you babbling is for nothing.

  179. Re:Dolphin Communication by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    The article discusses contacting civilisations - "civilisation" implies coordinated efforts of economy, engineering and social wellbeing; as well as directed, imperative and inquisitive communications

    1. You are using our definition of a civilisation and generalising from this that all civilisations (by inductive inference) share the same or similar characteristics.

    Dolphins do not display these qualities

    2. So your conclusion follows that dolphins are not a civilisation, and therefore it is irrelevant whether or not we can communicate with them.

    So, your basic fallacy is circular reasoning. You define a civilisation as X, then say because dolphis are not X they are not a civilisation.

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  180. Re:Ninnle has you ! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

    Not so. He had to choose to die, to pay the price for all our sins so that we can know we have been forgiven and live with Him for eternity.

    It's like someone who pushes you out of the way of a train, but dies in th process. They had a choice to do it, but if they love you they really have no choice. You killed them though because it was you who was standing in the path of the train, just as it is all of us that are facing hell for the sins we commit every day.

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  181. "An Alien Agony" by Harry Harrison by murdie · · Score: 1

    Harry Harrison's short story "An Alien Agony" comes to mind re. "What If?". If I remember correctly, a (Roman Catholic?) priest accompanies an Earth mission to a planet inhabited by intelligent, but not advanced, life; humanoid aliens with a ferocious capacity for imitation. He evangelises them, only to find himself taken captive, tried, and crucified so that they too can be "saved".

    Science Fiction got there first, I think. :-)

  182. Remember Giordani Bruno? by sam_handelman · · Score: 1

    The Inquisition tortured him to death for refusing to recant - he speculated that, if there are alien civilizations, the Son of God must have visisted them, as well.

    Don't believe all that anti-clerical rhetoric! Coming from an astronomer! Who is also a monk! Who speculates about extra-terrestrials!

    Oh, the irony.

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  184. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a working link?

    lameness filter sucks.....

  185. So long and thanks for all the fish by MxReb0 · · Score: 1

    "So long and thanks for all the fish," is all the dolphins have been trying to tell us.

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  186. One Christ per planet? by mec · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And suppose we contact some alien civilizations; and some humans send them one of our Bibles; and the aliens say: "yeah! the same Savior came to our planet, too!"

    Evidence works both ways, you know.

    Personally, I'm an atheist, but I acknowledge that my atheism is falsifiable.

    It's easy to point at other people's beliefs and say "look! they are gonna have such a crisis of belief when we expand our circle of knowledge!" But intellectual honesty and humility compels me to consider: what kind of evidence would make me change my mind about atheism?

    1. Re:One Christ per planet? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Falsifiable: "Capable of being falsified, counterfeited, or corrupted". Atheist: "One who disbelieves or denies the existence of God or gods." I think you are looking for controvertible and agnostic. Atheism is a matter of faith, while agnosticism is a matter of science.

      If your atheism were falsifiable, you would be someone who might be pretending to believe that there is no god. Agnostics doubt the existence of a god but are willing to change their minds, so controvertible agnosticism is actually redundant, but still sounds good - and is still a more accurate way of putting it :)

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    2. Re:One Christ per planet? by mec · · Score: 1

      No, "falsifiable" is the term from philosophy of science. It means just what you quoted, "capable of being falsified".

      As far as agnosticism goes, technically, I'm agnostic about everything: the existence of God; the law of conservation of mass-energy; and whether the sun will rise in the East tomorrow.

      How about you? Do you believe in the law of conservation of mass-energy? Would you call yourself an agnostic about it?

      I call my belief "atheism" because it's very strong, akin to my belief in conservation of mass-energy. I find it useful to distinguish between an extremely strong belief which would take super-extraordinary evidence to dispute ("atheism") versus a genuine significant doubt ("agnosticism").

      For example, I'm truly agnostic about the existence of telepathy. I don't believe in it, but I wouldn't be very surprised by real evidence for it.

    3. Re:One Christ per planet? by Suidae · · Score: 1

      Agnostics doubt the existence of a god but are willing to change their minds

      Nope.

      From The Atheism Web:

      The term 'agnosticism' was coined by Professor T.H. Huxley at a meeting of the Metaphysical Society in 1876. He defined an agnostic as someone who disclaimed both ("strong") atheism and theism, and who believed that the question of whether a higher power existed was unsolved and insoluble. Another way of putting it is that an agnostic is someone who believes that we do not know for sure whether God exists. Some agnostics believe that we can never know.

      In recent years, however, the term agnostic has also been used to describe those who simply believe that the evidence for or against God is inconclusive, and therefore are undecided about the issue.

      To reduce the amount of confusion over the use of term agnosticism, it is recommended that usage based on a belief that we cannot know whether God exists be qualified as "strict agnosticism" and usage based on the belief that we merely do not know yet be qualified as "empirical agnosticism".


      A similar division exists in atheism, the lack of a belief in gods is called "weak atheism" and is different from the belief that gods cannot exist, which is called "strong atheism".

      I am a weak atheist. I don't have a belief that gods exist (I've never seen anything that I think requires god-like beings to explain), and I don't think that it is impossible for god-like beings to exist (sufficently advanced technololgy and intelligence could make a being god-like).

    4. Re:One Christ per planet? by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      The difference between agnosticism and athiesm is not just a matter of degree. I would be less surprised by evidence of telepathy than I would be by evidence of a supreme being, but I'm still agnostic about both, and about everything else.

      To be an athiest, I would have to believe that there is no God even in the face of evidence that there *is* a God. Athiests get off as easily as God-believers in the sense that God cannot be proven or disproven, but the only logical conclusion is to be agnostic.

      Judging by what you say, you are an agnostic, not an athiest. Don't go around saying that you're an athiest - people will assume you're illogical.

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    5. Re:One Christ per planet? by barawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I call my belief "atheism" because it's very strong, akin to my belief in conservation of mass-energy. I find it useful to distinguish between an extremely strong belief which would take super-extraordinary evidence to dispute ("atheism") versus a genuine significant doubt ("agnosticism").

      Careful - atheism isn't a logic term, it means "no God." You can't be "atheistic" towards telepathy - come up with a different term for that.

      Anyway, it's very curious that you can actually believe "there is no God, but it's possible that I could be proven wrong."

      In actuality, there is no possibility that you could be proven wrong - so it is not falsifiable. It still could be wrong - it's just not capable of being proven wrong.

      Think about it. How could someone prove to you that there is a God?

      Let me take one example - the same argument follows for most others, but it's easiest to show this way.

      Imagine a being plops down right in front of you, and says "I'm God."

      You, being atheist, say "I don't believe you. Prove it."

      Now, let's assume he tries to prove it. So he does something. I don't care what. Anything - literally, anything.

      You then say "OK. If you're God, then you're omniscient. So how specifically did you just do that?"

      If he can tell you, he no longer needs to be God to have done what he did - he's just someone who knows how the Universe works better than you do. (Here's a hint: "I'm God" is not an answer to a 'How' question. It would be like a doctor, after saving someone's life, saying "I'm a doctor" when asked how he did it.)

      If he can't tell you, he's not omniscient, and not God.

      Lather, rinse, repeat.

      Note that I did not just prove God doesn't exist. Only that you can't prove God exists.

      The existence of God is something that is a real, pure belief. Believe what you want, believe it for whatever reasons you want, but you'll never be proven wrong, either way.

    6. Re:One Christ per planet? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Just because god knows (omniscience) how he did something (perhaps via omnipotence) doesn't mean its possible to explain it to your mushy earthling brain.

      I mean ... if the only explanation god could give that would have meaning to you was: I'm omnipotent, I can cause anything to happen. Where would you be in the argument then?

      Alternatively, if you accept omnipotence as an acceptable answer, and acknowledge that this being is omniscient and omnipotent, then perhaps he has met the requirement of being god, I mean really, what more do you have to be than omniscient and omnipotent to be god?

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    7. Re:One Christ per planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it. How could someone prove to you that there is a God?

      If he was God, then he'd be omnipotent, and proving it would be one of the infinity of things he can do easily.

      This relates to "The Problem of Disbelief". "If God is omnipotent and wants us to believe in Him; and If some people don't believe in him; then God can't exist"

    8. Re:One Christ per planet? by barawn · · Score: 1

      If he was God, then he'd be omnipotent, and proving it would be one of the infinity of things he can do easily.

      This relates to "The Problem of Disbelief". "If God is omnipotent and wants us to believe in Him; and If some people don't believe in him; then God can't exist"


      The infinity that you're speaking of is a human fallacy - "omnipotent" does not mean "capable of everything human language can construct" - it means "capable of all that is capable."

      It's not possible to prove that there is a God. This does not limit God - it simply limits the human concept of "everything".

      God cannot, for instance, fix the statement "This statement is false".

      (Nor can he generate a rock that he can't lift, nor can he generate the most popular movie from the 1850s, etc., nor can he know the position and momentum of an electron with infinite precision, because those objects and concepts do not exist so asking about them is meaningless)

      The solution to the problem of disbelief is simple, of course - God wouldn't care what happens - he already *knows* everything that could, can, did, and will happen - what he doesn't know is what choices you will make, and not believing in God is one of those choices. Free will, and all that.

    9. Re:One Christ per planet? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Just because god knows (omniscience) how he did something (perhaps via omnipotence) doesn't mean its possible to explain it to your mushy earthling brain.

      Did I mention humans? At all?

      No - the argument doesn't require humans, nor does it require *anything* other than basic logic. Regardless of whether or not it's possible to explain it to me, it must be possible to explain it, because it happened within this universe. Therefore, that person therefore need not be God, and could simply be someone who knows the Universe better than I do.

      The best way to imagine this is to consider yourself going back in time thousands of years and "playing" God, and now consider a person who comes up to you and uses the beforementioned script. That person won't believe you're God, because they know how you did it.

      I'm omnipotent, I can cause anything to happen. Where would you be in the argument then?

      It's the same argument. You simply say, "Prove it." The being does something. You say "How did you do that, precisely?" Then that being no longer needs to be a deity - they're just someone who knows the Universe better than you do. Repeat, ad nauseum.

      Alternatively, if you accept omnipotence as an acceptable answer, and acknowledge that this being is omniscient and omnipotent, then perhaps he has met the requirement of being god, I mean really, what more do you have to be than omniscient and omnipotent to be god?


      The problem is that you can't prove omniscience and omnipotence. The only possibility would be to exhaust all possibilities (show that the abilities and knowledge of that being comprise the sum total of all knowledge and ability), and even that's not exhaustive, because you don't *know* all of the possibilities (unless you're God, too!).

      It's like Spock said in Star Trek IV, regarding death. "It would be impossible to discuss the situation without a common frame of reference." Same deal.

    10. Re:One Christ per planet? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      To be an athiest, I would have to believe that there is no God even in the face of evidence that there *is* a God. Athiests get off as easily as God-believers in the sense that God cannot be proven or disproven, but the only logical conclusion is to be agnostic.

      If you don't believe in God, you're an atheist. That's all it means. Some atheists might be as you describe, but I'm not.

      Judging by what you say, you are an agnostic, not an athiest.

      Perhaps he's both? I certainly am.

      Atheism and agnosticsm are not things of a different degree on some scale of belief - they're different things altogether, and not necessarily mutually exclusive. Agnostic seems to mean various things, but it is about *knowledge* (or lack of), rather than belief.

      I don't believe in god, and I don't know if there's a god either, so generally it's reasonable to say I fall into both categories.

      Don't go around saying that you're an athiest - people will assume you're illogical.

      What's illogical is to tell people not to use a term, when that term can be interpreted in many different ways.

    11. Re:One Christ per planet? by Surt · · Score: 1

      The point I'm making is that perhaps at some point the argument becomes sufficiently convincing that it no longer matters.

      IE if you are utterly convinced that the being in question can do anything, for sufficiently great values of anything, maybe that is no different from god.

      Example:

      Suppose you met a being who could take you outside of our universe, show you the large collection of neat universes he has made, and demonstrate the heaven he created for our particular universe. If you've reached that level of potence, does the difference between that level of potence and omnipotence matter for the purposes of acceptance that the being in question is the god to which some human religion might refer?

      I understand that the proof is impossible. The question is at what point does reasonable doubt expire?

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    12. Re:One Christ per planet? by barawn · · Score: 1

      Suppose you met a being who could take you outside of our universe, show you the large collection of neat universes he has made, and demonstrate the heaven he created for our particular universe.

      Semantics. The Universe has no "outside". The collection of objects that you refer to as the Universe isn't what I'm describing as the Universe. All you're describing is some being who's figured out the way the Universe works really, really well.

      If you've reached that level of potence, does the difference between that level of potence and omnipotence matter for the purposes of acceptance that the being in question is the god to which some human religion might refer?

      To me it does!

      The reason's pretty simple - a being that's far more powerful than me, yet not God, can easily fool me into thinking that it is "my God", or something like that, for its own ends.

      (I've seen enough Star Trek to comprehend the manipulative powers of humans on lesser developed civilizations.)

      A real deity, omniscient and omnipotent, is, of course, immune from that effect by construction.

  187. Looney theories by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    I don't think the suggestion is that this is held as a fact. It's a theory, It's not like there's the direct evidence in the Bible to support it.

    It is however, a quite plausible explanation considering the past history in the Bible (angels come down to earth and breeding with humans is given as the reason for legends of Giants etc. not to mention the giant-ish Anakim that the Israelites fought). Also the fact that UFO sightings do have this link with cultish behaviour - and people claiming to have extraterrestial visits often exhibit religious tendancies after the experience (usually divergent from Christianity).

    There's the whole tie-in between hypnotism and ET encounters too. Again, a theory amongst some Christians is that hypnotism leaves the mind open to demonic influence (much as drunkness - lowering all inhibitions - is viewed). Thus the connection between communication with aliens and "memories" after hypnotism. Again, I don't know that you will find a church with this as part of their doctrine. Though I should point out, both theories would be supported by some clergy from various denominations.

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  188. Seems like a step backwards from Vatican II by franois-do · · Score: 1

    As far as I remember Vatican II, the question of extraterrestrial life had been brought as one of the themes, and (according to christian terminology), two cases had been considered : either the aliens had committed the "original sin", whatever might be meant by that, in which case either they had already got a Redemptor or not or... they HAD NOT committed that "original sin", in which case they would have no use for any religion of ours :o) I had seen that consideration in some french catholic magazines ("Fêtes et saisons", "La vie", "Le pélerin") and am pretty sure it has been covered at the time by many catholic magazines all over the world. Just my two cents.

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  189. God cannot be questioned (?) by kettlechips · · Score: 1

    God, being omnipotent: Can exist Can not exist Can perhaps exist And all of the above simultaneously Before, during and after any aliens have been found. Such seems crystal clear.

  190. Re:Dolphin Communication by Beautyon · · Score: 1

    A Totally useless tracker. Try This one. Lets see if Freeache works...

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  191. Nooooooo... by TechnoPops · · Score: 1

    The question of whether an alien civilization might convert Earth to their religion, or become a religion unto themselves, is left unconsidered.

    That sentence just made me remember "Earth: Final Conflict." Bad Slashdot! Bad!

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  192. Seems like a step backwards from Vatican II by franois-do · · Score: 1
    As far as I remember Vatican II, the question of extraterrestrial life had been brought as one of its themes, and (according to christian terminology), two cases had been considered :

    - either the aliens had committed the "original sin", whatever might be meant by that, in which case either they had already got a Redemptor or not

    - or... they HAD NOT committed that "original sin", in which case they would have no use for any religion of ours, of course :o)

    I had seen that consideration in some french catholic magazines ("Fêtes et saisons", "La vie", "Le pélerin") at the time and am pretty sure it has been covered at the time by many catholic magazines all over the world.

    Just my two cents.

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  193. WORKING LINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    like it says, this one works

  194. religion? by $beirdo · · Score: 1

    It's disgusting to think that we would bring our savage and brutish religions to the table if we met an exterrestrial race. Trying to convert another race to our religions will make us look as undeveloped, foolish, infantile, and irrational as all the missionaries that have gone to Iraq recently to try to convert the Muslims to Christianity.

    If we communicate with another intelligent species, that communication must be based on science, and celebrate scientific understanding instead of the fear and confusion that truly is religious faith.

    If this post made you angry, please read this book: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0345 409469/qid=1084454712/sr=8-2/ref=pd_ka_2/002-92996 28-6892005?v=glance&s=books&n=507846

    1. Re:religion? by $beirdo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Come to think of it, maybe our obsession with religion and mistrust of science is the reason we haven't been contacted by more intelligent species yet. Maybe they're waiting to see if we all nuke one another out of existence because of religious and race wars (!)

  195. Demons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do these people automatically assume aliens are evil beings? Seems like human beings are inherently pessimistic.

  196. Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientologists want you to understand, not 'believe'.

    When someone comes along and intentionally perverts the material in such a way as to cause ridicule or deride the value of the entire body of material, of course there is going to be retribution from those who already do understand, and already do use Scientology to make their lives better.

    If I were suddenly to come along and say "All Americans Suck because America only cares about oil for their fat SUV's", then undoubtedly, there will be retribution from those Americans who, in fact, care about other things.

    Why is it Scientology is not allowed to defend itself from those who would degrade it? Is it not a basic right of existence in the famous United States, that when someone abuses your, or you perceive your rights are being trampled on, that you are able to defend yourself?

    Scientologists would rather you understand the materials, educating yourself on them in a way in which they were intended to be conveyed -= NOT in a manner (such as the Clambake idiots) which is guaranteed to be nothing but an utter perversion of the original material.

    Scientology works -very- hard to ensure that it does, in fact, stay Scientology, and doesn't become some other god-awful perversion of the original material. There are enough self-serving bigots and greedy zealots in the world, with their own personal and private agenda's, to warrant such overt protection from the people who are responsible for ensuring that Scientology remains available, as it was intended to be studied, to be studied by those who intend to study it.

    Ape-like assertions that "All Scientologists are Bad" pretty much reveal the true nature of any 'critical assessment' that anyone appears to be trying to make. If you haven't actually gotten any Auditor training, and you don't even know what Method One Word Clearing is, then you have no business assuming authority over one of the few bodies of knowledge available to us all today which ACTUALLY produces peace among all who use it.

    Scientology can be corrupted. It can be mis-used. Just ask the U.S. Army about how they've mis-used the basic tech of the Scientology orgs, for example ... you can find it if you care to look...

    1. Re:Shut up. by Trumpetgod2k1 · · Score: 0
      If I were suddenly to come along and say "All Americans Suck because America only cares about oil for their fat SUV's", then undoubtedly, there will be retribution from those Americans who, in fact, care about other things.

      Why is it Scientology is not allowed to defend itself from those who would degrade it? ....


      You've nullified your argument. If somebody makes some sweeping generalization about Americans and how much they suck, it's easy to show them wrong because America is a free and open society. The things American's are passionate about are well documented and easialy available to the general public.
      Scientology hides its beliefs and ideas. As said before, who the hell copyrights a religion?? If you want to be accepted and understood, show people exactly what your about unconditionaly. If anyone doubts Christianity, they can pick up a Bible and learn form themselves. They can digest it and learn about that religion on their own terms, free from anoyone's desires to convert them or indoctrinate them. Wanna learn about scientology on your own terms? Good luck.
    2. Re:Shut up. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Ape-like assertions that "All Scientologists are Bad"

      Who are you quoting? Ah well, happy KSW stats Thursday.

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    3. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientology hides its beliefs and ideas.

      utter bullshit. you can walk into any org and easily have access to any belief and idea that a Scientologist might have. read a book. go to your local library, even, and get yourself an hour of interesting reading. i'd suggest "scientology 0-8" as it provides a lot of insight into the 'core' of the rest of the material. to someone who knows it, the KRC/ARC triangle and the relationship of the items to each other is one powerful bit of technology, unstoppable and applicable to every single thing in life... nobody is stopping you from reading that, or understanding that...

      but in the 'debate' against scientology, the only thing that matters is the 'weird stuff that nobody really understands, or which seems like bullshit'... why is that exactly? could it be that those who are bringing this 'to light' want you to have the same view as them, which is that its all crap?

      it isn't all crap, i tell you. and it -is- accessible to you, unless you go along with ridicule and derision as a reason for not studying scientology as it is meant to be studied.

      who the hell copyrights a religion?

      What good is a copyright system if it can't be used to protect a religion from corruption? guess what - there are groups who actively work to defeat all religion in the world, using whatever nefarious, undercover, dirty-tricks means they can come by.

      what the fuck else is a copyright system for if its not for the protection of those who have something that they do not want to be copied and altered beyond recognition?

      nobody is stopping you from reading the OT materials. Its just that you have to read them in the proper order, in the proper environment, in the manner in which they were intended to be delivered, and you have to support the Church for this right. doing so guarantees that the next person who wants to, can come along and do -exactly- the same material that you have done, standardly.

      anything else is an utter alteration, and when you are dealing with the theta universe, this is fatal. I wouldn't expect you to understand that right now, given the amount of false detail you have clearly absorbed on the subject, but i hope that you one day do actually understand this. the theta universe is real. you can take a footstep into it right away.

      would you have a first-year med student dive right in and start doing heart transplants, without first knowing and understanding things such as capillary action, blood clots, proper procedure for breaching the chest cavity, etc?

      let me tell you: OT3 is no walk in the park. the effect of this incident, 'real' or not, can very definitely be observed, and more to the point ... dealt with in a manner which results in the person becoming more at cause over their life.

      would you have that technology perverted? just say that, in fact, OT3 does result in greater power and ability for the PC (it does, I can attest to this personally and directly), would you let people who have no interest in the continued availability of this technology to have access to it, for alteration and perversion for their uses?

      if you want to be accepted and understood, show people exactly what your about unconditionaly.

      There are conditions in life. Learning to deal with conditions is a significant factor in anyones happiness and success.

      As a Scientologist for 20 years, I'm perfectly fine with having this material protected from those who would pervert it for their own selfish purposes. I have personally, first hand, seen what it can do when it is used to intentionally damage someones case and do them harm, and it is -not- a pretty sight.

      If you want to learn about Scientology on your own terms, go ahead. Get a book. Go to the Library. Read Dianetics. No Scientologist is ever going to stop you from doing this - and if they are, then they're not Scientologists.

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    4. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can walk into any org and easily have access to any belief and idea that a Scientologist might have.

      Actually we could walk into any org and have access to the documents that any scientologist who has not yet contributed enough money to make it past the first level can read.

    5. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually we could walk into any org and have access to the documents that any scientologist who has not yet contributed enough money to make it past the first level can read.

      And whats wrong with that? If you haven't done OT2, you should not be trying to run OT3. If you haven't done OT1, you shouldn't be trying OT2. If you're not Clear, you should not be trying to run OT material. These are actual real processes, they work, they produce the stated results, and if you don't do them in order, properly, you will end up having to pay more just to repair the damage done. Fact.

      What is so difficult to understand that there are correct approaches to case issues in the theta universe, and incorrect ones? What the OT materials present is a correct approach through some very troubled theta waters, which is safe, and which will lead you through it to the happiness and success on the other side.

      The OT levels cost money to deliver. It takes a lot of effort to create an environment which will not be interrupted, which will be safe, and in which a person can comfortably approach the materials of the upper OT levels with certainty, knowing that they will come out of it on the other side. Paying for that privilege not only ensures that you are getting it correctly, standardly, as Ron intended it to be delivered, but it also contributes to the effort of future people who will be taking the same path as you.

      IF you want to have 'issues' over how much it costs to deliver these services, fine. Go ahead and have issues. But don't discount the entire body of knowledge just because you don't understand why someone would actually want to pay for the right to use the OT materials standardly.

      I paid for that right, and I'd do it again, and it wasn't just me that I paid for, it was also for you who have yet to do it, and the next guy who did it after me, and all the other people who have gone up the Bridge since then, all able to do so standardly, easily, comfortably, just as I did. I'm quite happy to have contributed to that - it wasn't so hard.

      Money is easy to come by in this modern world... freedom isn't, and the only true freedom is that provided by a group of people, working together to provide a safe environment for those who actually do want to make a change in their lives, and thats what the Church is ...

      You should not discount Scientology on the basis of the controversy over the OT materials. KRC/ARC works. 302 Debugs' work. "Computer Ethics Points" works. ARC Straightwire works. 2WC to F/N works. Assists work. The policy of the org chart works. The PDC lectures work. Creative Processing works.

      Scientology works...

    6. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scientologists would rather you understand the materials

      For a price. Scientology wants you pay out the a$$ to understand it. What it the going price for being cleared? 350,000 bucks. Hell, write me out a check for half that much and I'll churn up some bullshit and clear you.

    7. Re:Shut up. by Kalak · · Score: 1

      I may biting at what appears to be an AC troll, and the thread is off topic, but I've wanted some answers to this, so I'm asking.

      While I pay (still paying the student loans) to learn things, I do not believe in paying for what I do know know the purpose of. This analogy even holds as the argument of paying for the material is included. I'm still paying for college after all.

      College learning works as an analogy here, even to the point of the first year med student to heart surgeon, based on the arguments I've heard from Scientologists. My issues revole around these concepts though. A prospective first year med student, while they are not qualified to perform surgery, at least is capable of looking at the course plan to be taught in the school they are looking at attending. Let's see, Intro Anatomy is in the first year, while Advance Ventricular Disease is taught 3rd year. (I'm not even close to a med student). You don't have to understand 3rd year courses to look at the basics, descriptions and plan before entering medical school. Showing me to cut into someone is dangerous, but knowing that I will be able to do this in the future is important. Each year is costs $xxx,xxx in tuition, and estimated to cose $x,xxx in books, etc. But in the end, assuming I complete the program, the courses will lead to a qualification in heart surgery. These concepts can be learned before you spend a single dollar. I shopped for my undergraduate college and program in this manner.

      So, given this, why does it not seem possible to find such materials on the plan of study in the CoS withouth looking at "leaked documents"? Religion arguments aside, CoS is based on learning. I want to know what I would learn, and have some idea of what it will cost me to learn it before I enroll.

      Please, members of the CoS or possibly ex-members only respond (unless you have a link to an appropriate site. Not Clambake! I know that one, and many others. I've seen Fishman, etc.)

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    8. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you passed OT III? According to HCOB of 10 November 1981 "OT III and OT III Attest", if someone is looping on OT III, the auditor is supposed look for a nice win, tell him that's it and ease him over to Audited NOTs.

    9. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      anything else is an utter alteration, and when you are dealing with the theta universe, this is fatal.

      I have heard this argument for Scn secrecy before, and I find it pretty interesting. They say: These documents have to be secret, because a nonbeliever who read them would die. Of pneumonia, if I remember correctly. It's interesting because it's a verifiable test.

      I think we should settle this: give ten people the secret documents. If they die of pneumonia, you're proved right, and we all respect Scn in the future. If they don't, you're proved wrong and donate ten million dollars to PSICOP. Deal?

    10. Re:Shut up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can walk into any org and easily have access to any belief and idea that a Scientologist might have.

      So tell me, is this thing with Xenu, volcanos, space cooties, etc, the real deal? Do you seriously believe that?

      People post documents purporting to be original Co$ documents about Xenu, but it's hard to tell if they're real. Are you really saying I could go into a Scn shop and check for myself? That would be great.

      Don't you feel a bit silly spending many thousands of dollars for second-rate 60s space pulp fiction?

  197. Stereotype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Muslims would most likely be outraged"

    Why do you assume Muslims would be outraged? Were they outraged when N&S America were discovered? Your comment says more about you than it does about Muslims.

    By the way, it is spelled "Buddhism"

  198. possibility four by hak1du · · Score: 1
    We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion.


    What about possibility four: The aliens are self-aware and recognize religion and simplistic divisions into "good and evil" for what they are: mental dysfunctions and primitive rites that are used by power-hungry leaders (religious and otherwise) to cause people to kill each other in large numbers and behave in self-destructive ways (yes, this includes the Vatican). The aliens have better things to do than to fix and meddle with some backwards world and simply ignore (and if need be, contain) us until we have changed to the point where we are worth interacting with.
  199. This guy's not much of a historian... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Usually, when a more advanced civilization comes into contact with a less advanced civilization, the less advanced civilization gets mostly assimilated.

    If there are aliens out there with fabulously advanced technology who could crush us like bugs, THEY are going to be the missionaries and WE are going to be godless heathens that need saving... not the other way around.

  200. Scary by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The scary thing about the parent comment was that it was modded "informative" rather than "funny". There are some hardcore Subgenii out there I tell ya.

    Praise Bob.

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    1. Re:Scary by elemental23 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because they know the TRUTH when they see it! Pull the wool over YOUR OWN eyes.

      Praise "Bob",
      Rev^3 K

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  201. You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 4, Informative
    No, according to the Bible, works ("living a good life" in your words) don't count, no matter how great and wonderful you think you're being. Faith, and only faith gets the job done.

    You're wrong. Well, you're right if you read Paul and pretend that Jesus didn't say anything. Jesus and Paul don't agree on many things. Salvation is probably the biggest one. Consider this scripture:

    31"When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his throne in heavenly glory. 32All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
    34"Then the King will say to those on his right, 'Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.'
    37"Then the righteous will answer him, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?'
    40"The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'
    41"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.'
    44"They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'
    45"He will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.'
    46"Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life."

    Mat 25:31-46.

    Here Jesus gathers up everyone in the world ("all the nations") and judges them. What is the criteria for judgement? Faith? Abosolutely not! Jesus doesn't even mention faith! The criteria is works and works alone.

    That's it. Nothing else to it. It's in black and white in the Bible. You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

    Nice little dig. Unfortunately for you, I *do* read the Bible and know exactly how flawed it is and can detail and debate those flaws with any Christian on the planet. It is the work of humans, not the perfect work of a divine being.

    There's no difficult list of rules, either.

    Again, wrong. In order to get into heaven, you must do the following:
    1. You must give food to the hungry.
    2. You must give drink to the thirsty.
    3. You must invite strangers in.
    4. You must give clothes to those who need them.
    5. You must visit those in prison.

    If you do those things, you go to heaven. Otherwise, you roast in hell. If you disagree with this, then you are disagreeing with Jesus. Your likely response is to argue, "That's what Jesus said, but that's not what he meant." Or perhaps you'll try, "You're taking things out of context." Maybe, if you're desparate, you'll try the "natural man" argument.

    The majority of the New Testament is philosophical explanation of Jesus' words, and guidelines for behavior given by the early apostles, not the direct handing down of a list of rules by God (like the Ten Commandments).

    Incorrect again. The majority of the New Testament is the creation of the "Christian" doctrine by

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    1. Re:You are incorrect by aphexbrett · · Score: 1

      I think that the salvation issue here is kind of at a moot point. I mean, if you have have faith you should also have the holy spirit which should produce works in you. I don't think that faith and works are separable, and I know that this is brought up several times in the NT. Many people bring up arguments such as these to show some sort of "conflict" in the bible (there are some but nothing too ridiculous).

      I actually was going to give you some credibility based on an intelligent analysis until I saw your sig. Good grief man, being a scientist myself how can you deny HIV=Aids? Works is done on the virus in my lab, I know enough about it know the two are linked. As for your virus myth page, Mullis is an idiot. Everyone knows that. He won the nobel prize for inventing a thermocycler. C'mon man.

    2. Re:You are incorrect by barawn · · Score: 1

      If you do those things, you go to heaven. Otherwise, you roast in hell. If you disagree with this, then you are disagreeing with Jesus. Your likely response is to argue, "That's what Jesus said

      Actually, that's not what he said. He was asked "'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?'" and replied "I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me."

      Let's boil it down:

      "Lord, when did we see you in need and didn't do anything?"
      "What you didn't do for everyone, you didn't do for me."

      The implication is not "Help people in need", it's "Don't deny giving help to people in need". The two are strictly different - so be careful when making a strawman argument like that (and yes, it is a strawman - taking a statement and exaggerating it for dramatic benefit).

      The words that I have my son repeat are, "I'm a good person and I deserve to be happy."

      Ack! That's just as dangerous! You don't deserve anything. Not to be happy, not to be sad, not anything. Life is what it is. Believing that you deserve to be happy is dangerous, because when you fall on hard times, you blame life, rather than accepting the hard times and moving on. Life is about living, and believing that your life is inferior because of some preexisting ideal that you "deserve" is very dangerous.

      Incorrect again. The majority of the New Testament is the creation of the "Christian" doctrine by Paul.

      Not going to have an argument from me here. There's some good in what Paul said, but there's a lot of chaff. (Better not wear hats in church, and don't shave your beard. Yah. That's a good one.)

      Not going to hear me argue the text of the Bible isn't flawed, either. Of course it is. Any language it's written in is imperfect, because all languages are imperfect mappings of thought into words. The meaning is different, however - the meaning *can* be divine, but if you hear the meaning through someone else, it won't be, as they're an imperfect mapping as well.

      (No religion would ever espouse this, though, I imagine, because it would mean that a priest or preacher's opinion isn't divine)

      The criteria is works and works alone.

      You're presuming that works and faith in this case are separate, when they don't need to be. Faith is belief in something - *real* belief, and belief without any reason to believe. Obviously those who didn't get in didn't believe in Christ - because they sure as heck didn't act like they did.

      This is a very common statement in most Christian doctrines, and it drives me nuts, just for the reasons you pointed out. You don't even have to know you have faith in something to have faith in it. To give an example, most people don't ever think about whether or not they exist - they just believe it, without even knowing they believe it.

      (This, of course, solves the problem of whether or not Hindus, Muslims, Jews, etc. can be saved. Of course they can.)

    3. Re:You are incorrect by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      Sig: The "HIV==AIDS" hypothesis is the biggest medical fraud in human history. http://www.virusmyth.net/

      I find it interesting that people are responding to someone who explicitly states that they're trolling. Don't waste your breath, folks - you have been trolled and the more you argue, the more he laughs.

      Move along and debate someone who honestly disagrees with you, and isn't just pulling your strings for the fun of it.

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    4. Re:You are incorrect by NovaX · · Score: 1

      Does that mean Chritianity nullified the Seven Laws of Noah? In Judaism, if you're not jewish your bound only by those universal laws.

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    5. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I think that the salvation issue here is kind of at a moot point. I mean, if you have have faith you should also have the holy spirit which should produce works in you.

      This is the argument put forth in the book of James. Too bad it doesn't jive with Paul's argument (who argued that faith and faith alone would save, and that there is no work that will save). It also conflicts with Jesus at some point, who also argued faith and faith alone. But Jesus wasn't consistent on the issue of salvation at all.

      Many people bring up arguments such as these to show some sort of "conflict" in the bible (there are some but nothing too ridiculous).

      I can bring up conflicts, inconsistencies, and contradictions in the Bible all day long. I can ask more questions in a minute than you can answer in your whole lifetime. If you're using the Bible as the basis of your belief, then you're in trouble.

      Good grief man, being a scientist myself how can you deny HIV=Aids?

      Like this: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

      Works is done on the virus in my lab, I know enough about it know the two are linked.

      I don't believe you. Prove it! Better yet, answer me this: how many AIDS deaths were actually caused by AZT poisoning?

      As for your virus myth page, Mullis is an idiot. Everyone knows that. He won the nobel prize for inventing a thermocycler.

      I'm not familiar with any of Mullis's arguments. Since he is the only one that you can find fault with (and I notice you attack him instead of attacking his arguments), then should I assume that you agree with all the others?

      C'mon man.

      I thought a scientist would be able to generate a more convincing argument than "c'mon man."

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    6. Re:You are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I disagree. At the time of the crucifiction, Jesus promised the *murderer* next to him that the very same day, they both would be in paradise. Probably the murderer didn't comply with the 10 commandements, he only showed faith and remorse.

    7. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Let's boil it down:

      Uh-oh. Here comes some "interpretation"...

      "Lord, when did we see you in need and didn't do anything?"
      "What you didn't do for everyone, you didn't do for me."


      Wrong. He didn't say, "What you didn't do for everyone," he said, "whatever you did not do for one of the least of these...."

      The implication is not "Help people in need", it's "Don't deny giving help to people in need".

      Your telling us what Jesus "implied" is not required. We have what he said. I work form the understanding that the Bible means what it says and says what it means, and Biblicists hate that. They like to "interpret" it in the "correct context."

      Jesus did not say anything about "denying giving help." That is your insertion. I suggest you try a different argument that doesn't rely on rewriting the text. (By the way, your reply falls into the category of, "That's what it says, but that's not what it means.")

      The meaning is different, however - the meaning *can* be divine

      I don't think so. What is "the divine" lives in the imaginations of humans and I have yet to see any evidence to the contrary that is even remotely convincing.

      You're presuming that works and faith in this case are separate, when they don't need to be.

      I make no such presumption. Jesus states that the final judgement will be based on works and works alone. Faith is not mentioned as a requirement. Certainly James states otherwise, but, last I checked, the religion is called "Christianity," not "Jamesianity." Shouldn't Jesus's words take precedence?

      This, of course, solves the problem of whether or not Hindus, Muslims, Jews, etc. can be saved. Of course they can.

      This assumes that Hindus, Muslims, Jews, etc. need to be saved, and I certainly disagree with that assumption. No one needs salvation. It is a superstitious invention.

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    8. Re:You are incorrect by anachron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Here Jesus gathers up everyone in the world ("all the nations") and judges them. What is the criteria for judgement? Faith? Abosolutely not! Jesus doesn't even mention faith! The criteria is works and works alone.

      What we've got here is failure to communicate.

      This is one particular point of doctrine which I believe Lutherans have had right for some time. The correct distinction and understanding of the difference between Law and Gospel is the source of nearly every terrible doctrinal statement from a believer that leads to an easy attack by anyone who picks up a Bible, and rightly so.

      Christ is *not* saying in Matt 25 that these things are 12 steps to eternal life. It isn't a manual for how to be saved. He *is* saying that a life of faith will and must produce these works. The works themselves to not save the righteous -- their love of Christ does, which is manifest in their love of neighbor. This is clear from the text itself.

      Put another way: if (faith), then (good works). The inverse is also true. Lack of faith means no good works in the eyes of God. The converse is *not* true: good works does not produce faith.

      Let's look at some other points of scripture. John 6:51 - "I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." Salvation, then, is attained by partaking of the means of grace found in the Christ, which can only be received through -- faith. Again, "'I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.'" (John 10:9). This is very clear on the nature of salvation -- we are justified by our relationship to Christ, which we call faith.

      Faith is powerful stuff: Matt. 9:22 "'Take heart, daughter,' [Jesus] said, 'your faith has healed you.'". Matthew 9:29 "'According to your faith is will be done to you.'" Luke 5:20 says "When Jesus saw their faith, he said, "Friend, your sins are forgiven."

      Maybe the best exposition of this distinction is found in John 14. "I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing." (verse 12) "If anyone loves me, he will obey my teaching. My Father will love him, and we will come to him and make our home with him. He who does not love me will not obey my teaching..." This does *not* say, "If anyone follows my teaching, then he truly loves me."

      Please respond, indeed. I'm no apologist, but I think I have a better grasp of doctrine and scripture than others you may have argued with.

    9. Re:You are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a reader of the Bible, you fail to understand the point of parables. The one you quoted refers to basic human kindness, and goes together with the principle "do to others as you'd like them to do to you". it is not a list of do's and don't's.

      another thing is that hell does not exist. yes, yes, every advocate of the teaching of hell (as well as everyone from most of the denominations of christendom) will quote Jesus' parable of a certain rich man and Lazarus (but not the lazarus Jesus resurrected), or certain passages from the book of revelation (or the book of apocalypse). The words translated as Hell are actually Sheol (in hebrew) and Hades (in greek), meaning the same thing - common grave of mankind. I am willing to discuss this at greater length at another time.

      there is a lot of history on the teachings of hell, but historical evidence (as well as accurate study of the teachings of the Bible, New Testament and Old Testament) points to the fact that first century christians (as well as all Jews) did not have such teachings and it came into the picture of Christianity only later, when many more pagan beliefs (by pagan i refer to beliefs originating outside of christianity/judaism and) infiltrated the teachings of the church.

      christianity and judaism are closely related. ten commandments do not say about rape, but such offence is addressed in the rest of the 600+ laws given to the israelites. Jesus, on the other hand, highlighted that all of the law (mosaic law) actually can be summed up in two commandments: 1. love your God with your whole soul, strength and mind; and 2. love your neighbour as yourself. surely these 2 commandments, if taken honestly, can prevent a lot of child abuse, and many other problems you listed.

      until I get my /. user ID straightened out my email is maxim800@hotmail.com

    10. Re:You are incorrect by rho · · Score: 1

      ...and if you look at Matthew 25:14-30, if you bury a talent in the ground, you go to Hell. Hey, I'm just "reading the Bible for what it says," which according to you is how it should be read. I'm going to have a heck of a time burying my talent for art. How deep do you dig that hole?

      So, according to you, reading something into context and placing a paragraph in context to the rest of the book is somehow wrong? You can pluck a handful of verses out of a single chapter of a single book, and have God's plan for salvation? Let me show you how well that works.

      Loundry's philosophy: But feel free to kidnap a child and rape him...

      Interpretation and weighing one phrase against another is the only way to read the Bible--indeed, any book--and hope to make any sense out of it.

      The words that I have my son repeat are, "I'm a good person and I deserve to be happy."

      So, if your son likes to rape little girls, it's okay? If he's a good person, and deserves to be happy, anything he does that makes him happy is by default also good. A good person cannot desire evil, after all. Are you seeing where humanism starts to fall apart? Oh, I know, you'll dismiss it as "playing the pedophile card", instead of explaining why your "philosophy" is worth anything since it can't withstand the simplest of moral challenges.

      yet I don't see where they prohibit rape, torture, kidnapping, child abuse, or slavery

      Rape: Thou shalt not commit adultery.
      Torture: Thou shalt not kill.
      Kidnapping and slavery: Thou shalt not covet.
      Child abuse: Thou shalt not kill, and Honor thy father and mother.

      Not good enough? Probably not for you, because you don't believe in "total context"; so you ignored the part where Jesus said that if you were angry with your brother without cause, then you violated "Thou shalt not kill". I think torture easily falls somewhere in between "kill" and "flipping the bird". You may differ--the right to be wrong is a long-held right on Slashdot.

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    11. Re:You are incorrect by barawn · · Score: 1

      Wrong. He didn't say, "What you didn't do for everyone," he said, "whatever you did not do for one of the least of these...."

      My typo. Should've said "anyone", not everyone. I changed the wording and mistyped. Feel free to argue that "the least of..." is not "anyone", but if you do, I'll ignore you, as you're arguing semantics.

      I work form the understanding that the Bible means what it says and says what it means

      The problem is you're taking more "meaning" than what was there. The fallacy is this:

      X, Y, Z happened, you get in
      ~X, ~Y, ~Z happened, you go to hell.

      If you state both of those things, the only conclusion you can make is that ~X, ~Y, ~Z cause you to go to hell, not that you must do X, Y, and Z to get in. (This is assuming that A causes B means B requires A, which is not true).

      It does mean that doing X, Y, Z will get you in (it's the contrapositive), but it does not mean that you must do X, Y, Z.

      I don't think so. What is "the divine" lives in the imaginations of humans and I have yet to see any evidence to the contrary that is even remotely convincing.

      I said can, not is. You haven't given proof that it can't, just said that you haven't seen proof that it is.

      Jesus did not say anything about "denying giving help."

      Do you want me to speak in sentences that are five lines long? This is the entire point of boiling things down. And boiling down is not interpretation - it's reduction (I wish that symbolic logic representations of language was a more fleshed-out science... sigh). The people who did not do X, Y, and Z (all of which were descriptions of helping people in need) go to hell. Reducing that to "those who do not help people in need go to hell" is presumptive, yes, but it is a logical extension.

      You know, arguing against the Bible by strict interpretation is just as bad as arguing for it - the simple fact is that certain things that we're saying now could not even be said then. Did they even have words for some of the concepts we're talking about?

      Clearly they weren't said in English, either, so the only way to strictly interpret what the Bible said is to go back in time to when it was written, and live the lives of the people who wrote it, and then read it.

      And then, of course, you completely throw out any possibility of metaphors, examples, and parables, where the meaning has to be inferred no matter what.

      Jesus states that the final judgement will be based on works and works alone

      Faith and works are the same thing - that's what I said. If you believe, then the works will follow. Thus, if A=B, and B=C, A=C, so faith gets you in as well. Same thing.

      This assumes that Hindus, Muslims, Jews, etc. need to be saved, and I certainly disagree with that assumption

      No, you assumed that. I assumed nothing. There is a common argument in Christian dogma and a common argument from outside the religion asking if all people outside of the religion are damned. The usual answer is "yes, because they must believe in Christ", and it's flawed, because of what I said before - belief, faith, and works are the same thing.

      What people need is an entirely different argument that I won't even begin to touch. And that was a red herring fallacy, by the way.

    12. Re:You are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Note: Not Loundry)

      Better yet, answer me this: how many AIDS deaths were actually caused by AZT poisoning?

      Well, there's at least one that wasn't. Oh, and here's a nation of them. Most of the AIDS deaths in Africa, really, since most people can't afford AIDS drugs (or most Western medicine, for that matter).

    13. Re:You are incorrect by aphexbrett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Whatever evidence I present isn't going to convince you, and your evidence doesn't convince me. You obviously have very personal reasons for what you believe, that's cool, my beliefs are very personal as well.

      Just a couple of non evidence based comments on your comments:

      This is the argument put forth in the book of James...

      You can pull any sentence out of the bible and say that it conflicts with some other sentence. I say you examine a word in every instance that it is use (i.e. a word study) to get the general take on what the Biblical view is. Therefore, I don't think Jesus's and Paul/James conflict each other, they are different views on the same thing. I'm assuming your response on this will be something like "How can they be different views when they say completely opposite things?" Good question, I think an in-depth study (i.e. not comments on slashdot) should clear this up, although it I think it will come down to a matter of interpretation.

      can bring up conflicts, inconsistencies, and contradictions in the Bible all day long...

      Great. This sounds like someone shoved the bible down your throat when you were a kid and some philosopher friend in college "showed you the truth." That's awesome. The Bible is basis for my belief however, I think that you are in much more trouble than I am (although that situation can be rectified).

      If this is what you are clinging to that prevents you from a relationship with God then I seriously hope you are correct, I'd cling to those inconsistencies with every fiber of my being if I didn't believe in God. However, this is where the argument goes from logical to personal. Everyone has a different take on it and nothing can really be said to change someone's mind.

      Like this: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

      Fine, don't believe me. Look up the evidence on your own as opposed to having some webpage summarize it for you (I'm talking legit research journals now), I suggest starting with Pub Med, it's an NIH database of medical research. Oh, and so you know, Mullis has since changed his position. Even an idiot knows that HIV causes AIDS, tell your friends to update the webpage.

      I'm questioning Mullis's authority on the subject. I'm not so much attacking him as I am discrediting him.

      I thought a scientist would be able to generate a more convincing argument than "c'mon man."

      You are 100% correct. That was an emotion appeal, and not a very good one at that.

    14. Re:You are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape: Thou shalt not commit adultery.

      If neither the victim nor perpetrator is married, then it's not adultery. Conversely, if they're both married to each other, forced intercourse would still be rape.

      Torture: Thou shalt not kill.

      I don't have to kill someone to torture him. I can leave him alive. I'm so skilled that I won't even leave scars!

      Kidnapping and slavery: Thou shalt not covet.

      Finish the sentence, man. "shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife".

      Child abuse: Thou shalt not kill, and Honor thy father and mother.

      Again, it's easy to abuse without killing. And "honoring the parents" is more like an invitation to abuse a dishonorable child.

    15. Re:You are incorrect by Starcub · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is the argument put forth in the book of James. Too bad it doesn't jive with Paul's argument (who argued that faith and faith alone would save, and that there is no work that will save). It also conflicts with Jesus at some point, who also argued faith and faith alone. But Jesus wasn't consistent on the issue of salvation at all.

      I've found that the Bible becomes a whole lot less contradictory the more I work to understand what it says.

      Take this example you've addressed here. In order to understand Jesus, Paul, James, and the various Apostles and their biblical teachings you have to know a fair amount about who they were, that is to say, the environments they came from and the missions they were called to fulfill.

      I'll start with Jesus himself. Jesus' ministry was primarily to the Jews. In Jesus' time the Jews were the ancestors of God's chosen people Israel. It was correctly assumed that the Jews would the ones through whom the commandments of God and their teaching would be practiced and perpetuated. However, as it turned out, and this not unforeseen by God, Jesus found more evidence of faith in the Gentiles (read -- people excluded from God and the old covenant) than he did in Jews.

      When I talk about faith or belief as Jesus did, I mean to do so in the context of what Jesus meant in identifying believers. Specifically, Jesus expected people to recognize him as being from God not in an unreasoned or necessarily blind manner as is commonly taught by many Christian religious of today, but rather as of evidenced by the healing, supportive, and often corrective nature of the works he performed. The fact that these works were often miraculous was really of secondary importance in that regard. Jesus spoke ill of the Jews when they attempted to castigate him as demonic on the basis of their extremely limited understanding of the Scriptures they were entrusted with. That, and of course, they wanted to kill him. So when modern 'Christians' tell people that they are going to hell because they are unbelievers, they usually don't know what they are talking about any better than the old Jewish authorities did.

      So since Jesus ministered to both Jews and Gentiles, you have to interpret what he said to those very different audiences accordingly. Please stay with here; I think it will become more clear later what I mean.

      Jesus called the Apostles to minister almost exclusively to the Jews. Paul is the only Apostle, aside from Peter perhaps, who had any significant presence among the Gentiles. And there was good reason Paul was chosen to minister to the Gentiles. Understand that the Gentiles had been throughout history excluded from participation in God's covenant relationship with Israel. This meant they did not even have the law let alone any assistance in obeying the commandments. As a result, Gentile societies evolved such that murder, theft, trickery, sexual perversion, coveting and venerating supernatural power (be it holy or not), and other evils became not just an aspect of their civilization, but an integral part of their culture. As a result, the typical Gentile couldn't even hope to identify a good work from an evil one let alone perform one. And these were the kind of people Paul was called to minister to. Now why would God have chosen Paul?

      Paul himself was a Pharisee, a Jewish religious authority descendent from a line of Jewish authorities. As a Pharisee, Paul sought out and persecuted Christians. In fact, in God's eyes, he was no better than the Gentiles and understood who God was little more than they did. At least that was so until the Lord appeared to Paul on the road to Damascus. That was the turning point Paul's life - Paul's experience of justification and the beginning of his salvation. So here we have a Jew that by his own experience of salvation, could relate with and teach Gentiles who were as 'dead' in the faith he once was. If your traditional enemy comes to you with a different message than his forebea

    16. Re:You are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But feel free to kidnap a child and rape him, as NOTHING in the awesome ten cmmandments prohibits it!

      Sure it does. Did you think "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ASS" was referring to a donkey? ;)

    17. Re:You are incorrect by BrainStain · · Score: 1
      The ten commandments suck as a list of rules.

      Well, you missed the "History of the World: Part I", M. Brooks! What were the missing 5 commandments? Well, there was at least a couple missing commandments depending on who you ask, there is a problem with the 10 count.

    18. Re:You are incorrect by Ricardo+Lima · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You probably won't read my post, but let's try this:

      If you're so sure that HIV != AIDS, why don't you infect yourself with HIV, don't take any AZT and check if you develop AIDS or not? You see, if you want to be scientific on that, you should do this experiment because you shouldn't be worried.

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    19. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      If you're so sure that HIV != AIDS, why don't you infect yourself with HIV, don't take any AZT and check if you develop AIDS or not? You see, if you want to be scientific on that, you should do this experiment because you shouldn't be worried.

      I've thought about this several times, but I'd need a quid pro quo. If I do this, then you must immediately start taking the standard regimen of AZT and we'll see who dies first. Who do you think it will be: you or I?

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    20. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      I say you examine a word in every instance that it is use (i.e. a word study) to get the general take on what the Biblical view is.

      The "Biblical view"? What the hell is that? Let me guess: the Biblical view is what Christians "interpret" the Bible to mean. A "word study" is the session in which the "interpretation" happens. Am I correct in any way?

      I'm assuming your response on this will be something like "How can they be different views when they say completely opposite things?"

      Paul: You are saved by faith and faith alone.
      James: You are saved by faith and works.

      How is your "word study" going to work this one out? I know: you can have your word study come to the conclusion that "that's what it says, but that's not what it means." That's what "interpretation" comes down to, doesn't it?

      Fine, don't believe me.

      Your smug and condescending behavior is so unwarranted, but so expected. I'm used to catching shit from HIV apologists (and Christian apologists, the pinnacle of "smug and condescending"). Your rude words will neither move nor impress me AT ALL. You will have to rely on reason and evidence if you want me to change my mind.

      Look up the evidence on your own as opposed to having some webpage summarize it for you (I'm talking legit research journals now)

      Oh, I should be reading legit research journals. Well, how do I know which ones are "legit"? Can I decide for myself?

      I have read the evidence and I find it lacking. Why has AIDS in North America been so radically different from AIDS in Africa? What is the scientific, medical reason for this?

      I'm questioning Mullis's authority on the subject. I'm not so much attacking him as I am discrediting him.

      Have fun discrediting Mullis. Does this mean you agree with all the other individuals represented on the virusmyth.net website? Did you think that you could discredit one and then just assume that all the rest of them are wrong about everything, too?

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    21. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      It does mean that doing X, Y, Z will get you in (it's the contrapositive), but it does not mean that you must do X, Y, Z.

      Incorrect. According to Jesus, you must do those five things if you want to get into heaven. Those are the only requirements. (Not that he doesn't contradict himself later, but that's a separate point.)

      You haven't given proof that it can't, just said that you haven't seen proof that it is.

      I also haven't given proof that there are no aliens or leprechauns or wizards or dragons. The burden of proof lies on he who alleges. If you claim that there is something "divine," then pony up the evidence. I will not entertain claims for which there is no shred of evidence. I just don't have the time.

      Do you want me to speak in sentences that are five lines long? This is the entire point of boiling things down.

      I want you to speak in sentences that are just long enough to be accurate and complete in expressing your point. If that requires five sentences, then so be it. "Boiling things down" is a way of making something say something that it doesn't.

      Reducing that to "those who do not help people in need go to hell" is presumptive, yes, but it is a logical extension.

      Actually, it's "people who don't do the five things that Jesus listed go do hell." It's not presumptive or an extension. It's what Jesus said would happen.

      You know, arguing against the Bible by strict interpretation is just as bad as arguing for it - the simple fact is that certain things that we're saying now could not even be said then. Did they even have words for some of the concepts we're talking about?

      I agree that treating the Bible as something that means what it says and says what it means is bad for bible-believers. They have to contend with verses in which Jesus tells people that they must give up all their possessions and hate their entire family.

      And then, of course, you completely throw out any possibility of metaphors, examples, and parables, where the meaning has to be inferred no matter what.

      I agree there are parables in the Bible when the Bible states it's a parable. Metaphors are imposed upon scripture in order to play the "that's what it says, but that's not what it means" game.

      Faith and works are the same thing - that's what I said.

      James agrees with you, Paul does not. You have asserted that faith==works, but you have not given any evidence to support it. For instance, why do the five requirements that Jesus lists for salvation imply faith in anything?

      No, you assumed that. I assumed nothing.

      What the hell are you talking about? You stated that people can be saved, and therefore you assume that there is something to be saved from (hell, perhaps?) and thus implies a need to be saved. I don't believe any of those assumptions.

      The usual answer is "yes, because they must believe in Christ", and it's flawed, because of what I said before - belief, faith, and works are the same thing.

      That makes no sense. If I have good works, then I must necessarily believe the same thing as someone who has similar works?

      What people need is an entirely different argument that I won't even begin to touch. And that was a red herring fallacy, by the way.

      I disagree. If people can be saved, then how do you argue that they don't need to be saved?

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    22. Re:You are incorrect by barawn · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. According to Jesus, you must do those five things if you want to get into heaven. Those are the only requirements. (Not that he doesn't contradict himself later, but that's a separate point.)

      Well, since he didn't say "You must do these five things to get into heaven" anywhere in the quoted passages, you're interpreting as well, and I don't agree with your interpretation. I'm not going to argue language semantics anyway - this is stupid.

      I'm also pretty sure that Jesus didn't say anything in English, either, so it's all interpretation anyway. And if you're going to say "well, yes, but it's canon", I don't give a crap. Canon religions are human constructs, and therefore can be flawed.

      I want you to speak in sentences that are just long enough to be accurate and complete in expressing your point. If that requires five sentences, then so be it. "Boiling things down" is a way of making something say something that it doesn't.

      You boiled things down in the beginning of your very last post! You just did it in a different way that stresses your own points and interpretations.

      James agrees with you, Paul does not. You have asserted that faith==works, but you have not given any evidence to support it. For instance, why do the five requirements that Jesus lists for salvation imply faith in anything?

      Because if you do those things, you believe in Christ.

      Previous statement, also said elsewhere - you don't need to know you believe in something to believe in it. Most people don't know they believe that they exist. They don't think about it. Yet they do believe it.

      Paul argues semantics in large portions of his letters, and I don't agree with him. *shrug*

      Bible states it's a parable.

      Bull! There's no "This is a parable!" in bold before each of them, and there are plenty of dramatic exaggerations. If you think that Jesus told you that you have to forgive your neighbor 490 times and then you can say "go screw yourself" to him, you're nuts, and there's no point in having a discussion, as you're interpreting where it's to your advantage, and not allowing interpretations to others when it would not be to your advantage.

      The burden of proof lies on he who alleges.

      You don't need to prove a possibility - it remains possible until it is disproved. I never suggested what I said was true. I suggested it was possible. You argued with it and said that I needed to prove that it was possible. I don't. You need to prove that it's impossible.

      Not everything is possible to prove, nor is it possible to have evidence for everything. It is not possible, for instance, to prove whether or not there is a God, as any evidence you obtain will equally support either conjecture.

      (As for any evidence that the meaning of the Bible could be divine, I think the mere existence of the Golden Rule in ten world religions, completely independently, is good evidence for the possibility of it. The counter that you may offer would be that it's basic ethics, and anyone would come up with it. And you'd be correct. See above statement - all evidence for the existence of God can equally support his non-existence. All evidence for the non-existence of God can equally support his existence. It's unprovable)

      That makes no sense. If I have good works, then I must necessarily believe the same thing as someone who has similar works?

      Yes. If it doesn't make sense to you, it's because you're trying to rigidify human thought into language, which is a poor filter. Two people can believe the same thing while stating it in a completely different way. It can, in fact, sound completely different, yet be the exact same thing - it's the story of the blind men and the elephant.

      I disagree. If people can be saved, then how do you argue that they don't need to be saved?

      Because what someone needs is something that is personal to them, and I won't impose my beliefs or needs on someone else, because I wouldn't want someone doing it to me. Also something that no church would ever teach, but still correct - the best missionary is one that never preaches, but simply helps.

    23. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      ...and if you look at Matthew 25:14-30, if you bury a talent in the ground, you go to Hell. Hey, I'm just "reading the Bible for what it says," which according to you is how it should be read. I'm going to have a heck of a time burying my talent for art. How deep do you dig that hole?

      "Again, it will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted his property to them." Mat 25:14

      See the word "like" in there? This is a parable.
      Now go back and re-read Mat 25:31-46. Do you see Jesus say that it was going to be that way, or did he use the word "like" as he did here?

      So, according to you, reading something into context and placing a paragraph in context to the rest of the book is somehow wrong?

      I'm not opposed to reading anything in context. I am opposed to Christians claiming that the entire Bible is a "context" whose meaning is "interpreted" to mean what they want it to mean rather than what it says.

      You can pluck a handful of verses out of a single chapter of a single book, and have God's plan for salvation?

      I can pluck all of the verses out of all the chapters in the Bible that have anything to do with salvation and you would have no hope of reconciling them.

      Loundry's philosophy: But feel free to kidnap a child and rape him...

      Way to live up to the stereotype of the smug and condescending Christian. Since I'm not a Christian, I must be deceived by Satan, right? I am completely evil and living for my own selfish desires, right?

      So, if your son likes to rape little girls, it's okay? If he's a good person, and deserves to be happy, anything he does that makes him happy is by default also good. A good person cannot desire evil, after all.

      Not only is my son allowed to rape little girls, but he must also beat and murder them as well. Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer.

      Are you seeing where humanism starts to fall apart? Oh, I know, you'll dismiss it as "playing the pedophile card", instead of explaining why your "philosophy" is worth anything since it can't withstand the simplest of moral challenges.

      First, I am an objectivist, not a humanist. Second, your superstitious Christian beliefs are incompatible with morality. Third, I am moral and my philosophy will withstand many of the moral challenged that yours will fail. How about this one: Do you admit that slavery is supported in both the Old Testament and the New Testament? If not, then please show me the chapter and verse that indicates that slavery is not part of "God's plan".

      Rape: Thou shalt not commit adultery.

      Rape does not imply adultery. The perpetrator and the victim could both be unmarried.

      Torture: Thou shalt not kill.

      Torture does not imply killing (are you sure it isn't "thou shalt not murder"?). People have survived torture.

      Kidnapping and slavery: Thou shalt not covet.

      Slavery does not imply coveting. If a person is deemed to be property, then you could own it just like any other property which also does not imply coveting. Kidnapping also doesn't imply coveting, as one could conceievably kidnap on a whim.

      Child abuse: Thou shalt not kill, and Honor thy father and mother.

      Child abuse does not imply killing, nor does it imply disrespecting one's own father and mother.

      Your defenses suck and my points stand.

      Not good enough? Probably not for you, because you don't believe in "total context"; so you ignored the part where Jesus said that if you were angry with your brother without cause, then you violated "Thou shalt not kill".

      You're right: "total context" is bullshit. It's something that Christians impose on the Bible to try and reconcile troublesome verses with "what the Bible *REALLY* means". Whether or not Jesus said that being angry with your brother without cause violates "thou shalt not kill" (chapter and verse?) is separate from the "total context" defense that you rely on so heavily.

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    24. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      What we've got here is failure to communicate.

      "Some people you just can't reach." That's the line that comes next, right? ;)

      Christ is *not* saying in Matt 25 that these things are 12 steps to eternal life. It isn't a manual for how to be saved. He *is* saying that a life of faith will and must produce these works. The works themselves to not save the righteous -- their love of Christ does, which is manifest in their love of neighbor. This is clear from the text itself.

      Here you are blatantly playing the game of "that's what it says, but that's not what it means." NOWHERE in the passage does Jesus say anything about a "life of faith" that you claim is so important. The only criteria that Jesus lists as entry into heaven are the five specific works.

      Put another way: if (faith), then (good works). The inverse is also true. Lack of faith means no good works in the eyes of God. The converse is *not* true: good works does not produce faith.

      Preaching dogma to me is not going to work. If faith were so important, then Jesus would have listed it as a criteria for the final judgement (as he did in other places). Jesus can't seem to make up his mind on the answer to the question, "What must I do to avoid ETERNAL TORTURE?" One would think that he, being the perfect God, would have chosen to be crystal clear on this subject.

      Let's look at some other points of scripture. John 6:51 - "I am the living bread that came down from heaven. If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world." Salvation, then, is attained by partaking of the means of grace found in the Christ, which can only be received through -- faith.

      No, salvation comes from eating the bread. Look at what Jesus said! "If anyone eats of this bread, he will live forever." Did Jesus say, "If anyone has faith and eats this bread, he will live forever?" No! You inserted the word "faith".

      "'I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved.'" (John 10:9). This is very clear on the nature of salvation -- we are justified by our relationship to Christ, which we call faith.

      Yes, here Jesus preaches faith. You'd think he might have mentioned those five works which are, according to Jesus, vital for entrance to heaven.

      Please respond, indeed. I'm no apologist, but I think I have a better grasp of doctrine and scripture than others you may have argued with.

      You claim to not be an apologist, but you argue very much like one. You treat the whole bible as a "context," you reinterpret scripture, and you gush about how awesome your religion is. Lots of Christians who have talked to me felt like they were going to be "the one" who inspired me to turn to Jesus. Who knows, maybe you will be "the one." But, judging from the weak, stupid things that you've written here, I'm not holding my breath.

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    25. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Well, since he didn't say "You must do these five things to get into heaven" anywhere in the quoted passages, you're interpreting as well, and I don't agree with your interpretation. I'm not going to argue language semantics anyway - this is stupid.

      Of course you think this is stupid: my argument does not fall underneath your premises.

      Since you think I'm "interpreting", let me spell this out bluntly and clearly and see if you disagree.

      1. Jesus divides all the nations into the righteous and the unrighteous.
      2. Jesus indicates what makes the righteous that way (they have done five specific works).
      3. Jesus indicates what makes the unrighteous that way (they have failed to do five specific works).
      4. The righteous go to eternal life.
      5. The unrighteous go to eternal torture.

      Therefore, I conclude that, according to Jesus in this passage, it is the presence of having done five specific works that grants entry into heaven.

      You argue, "If you have faith in Jesus, then you will do those five works." By what verses in Mat 25:31-46 do you conclude that? Be specific.

      Bull! There's no "This is a parable!" in bold before each of them, and there are plenty of dramatic exaggerations.

      Bull this:

      "At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom." Mat 25:1, The Parable of the Ten Virgins

      See the word "like"?

      "Again, it will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted his property to them." Mat 25:14, The Parable of the Talents

      Again, see the word "like"?

      Now, where do you see anything in Mat 25:31-46 that indicates it's a parable?

      You don't need to prove a possibility - it remains possible until it is disproved. I never suggested what I said was true. I suggested it was possible. You argued with it and said that I needed to prove that it was possible. I don't. You need to prove that it's impossible.

      The Bible was written by aliens. Prove this is impossible.

      Your mind mind is controlled by evil spirits. Prove this is impossible.

      Are you beginning to understand why I refuse to entertain any allegation that has no shred of evidence? You know as well as I that you can't prove a negative. You just happen to rely on it because you know that there is no evidence for gods, angels, devils, souls, heaven, or hell.

      As for any evidence that the meaning of the Bible could be divine, I think the mere existence of the Golden Rule in ten world religions, completely independently, is good evidence for the possibility of it.

      If this is evidence that the Bible is divine, then all ten of those (probably mutually-exclusive) religions are true as well. Furthermore, even atheistic philosophies contains something similar to the golden rule. I have a better explanation for your observation: perhaps many philosophies contain the golden rule because it is self-evident that human society works better when we are not spending every waking moment ripping each other to shreads.

      The counter that you may offer would be that it's basic ethics, and anyone would come up with it. And you'd be correct. See above statement - all evidence for the existence of God can equally support his non-existence. All evidence for the non-existence of God can equally support his existence. It's unprovable)

      You're trying to change the subject. The question was, "How do you know that the Bible is divine?", not, "How do you know there is a God?". So far, you have failed to show me why you conclude that the Bible is divine.

      Yes. If it doesn't make sense to you, it's because you're trying to rigidify human thought into language, which is a poor filter.

      Ad hominem.

      Two people can believe the same thing while stating it in a completely different way. It can, in fact, sound completely different, yet be the exact same thing - it's the story o

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    26. Re:You are incorrect by barawn · · Score: 1

      You argue, "If you have faith in Jesus, then you will do those five works." By what verses in Mat 25:31-46 do you conclude that? Be specific.

      Why do I have to use any verses to back that up? Faith in Jesus would simply mean that you would live your life as he did.

      See the word "like"?

      I'm sure it was the word "like" in Aramaic, Hebrew, or whatever language it was originally said in.

      This is silly. You're arguing that an object that's already interpreted can't be interpreted again. I don't believe the people who translated the Bible were perfect. The Bible has to be interpreted, because the words written down were already an imperfect match for the thoughts and experiences that the people who wrote them had.

      The Bible was written by aliens. Prove this is impossible.

      Your mind mind is controlled by evil spirits. Prove this is impossible.


      Both of those are provably wrong - if you search through history and find the original authors of the Bible, you can prove the first wrong. Don't know why you listed this one...

      The second is, at least, provably wrong by me. I am. From your perspective, though, it's not provably wrong. You've just given an excellent example of a conjecture which will always be possible, at least from your point of view.

      But that's all immaterial - I said "could be". I was stating a possibility - a conjecture, a hypothesis. A hypothesis doesn't need evidence - a hypothesis is what allows you to construct experiments to support or disprove it.

      I then offered one experiment (implicitly) - something that's common to many societies could be considered divine, so look and see if there are any portions which are common to all societies, and there is one.

      That doesn't prove that the Bible's divine - there's still a "could be" there. Unfortunately, as I've stated, that supposition ("Common elements in religions are divine") is unprovable, because you're in a human reference frame.

      If this is evidence that the Bible is divine, then all ten of those (probably mutually-exclusive) religions are true as well.

      Mutual exclusivity only applies if the full extent of the religions is known. Considering the beliefs reside within the minds of human beings, it's impossible to know the extent of the religions in any context that we currently have.

      In other words, yes, they're all true. And no, I don't believe they're all mutually exclusive. You're welcome to try to prove that they are. I've never seen any evidence that shows that the disagreements between the religions aren't the result of anything except overly rigid human thinking.

      Furthermore, even atheistic philosophies contains something similar to the golden rule. I have a better explanation for your observation: perhaps many philosophies contain the golden rule because it is self-evident that human society works better when we are not spending every waking moment ripping each other to shreads.

      Sigh. Isn't that exactly what I said you were going to counter with? Which is why I said that offering a counterargument in this case doesn't change the point. You can't distinguish between self-evidence and divinity - you're stating that the Golden Rule allows society to exist, which is correct. The question of whether or not the Golden Rule was inspired by divinity or is just an emergent behavior of societies is an unanswerable question.

      You're stating "the Golden Rule is what allowed society to exist", but that doesn't answer the question of why the Golden Rule exists.

      Your explanation isn't "better", because the two explanations are expressed in different reference frames, and contain different assumptions, so Occam's Razor wouldn't apply - things are not equal.

      Ad hominem.

      OK, OK, true. Remove the ad hominem attack and just keep "Yes" there. It's a good enough answer anyway.

      No, it isn't. You argued that if people have similiar works, then they must

    27. Re:You are incorrect by rho · · Score: 1

      You sound like the Christians you're so opposed to. "It's a parable!" It sure is. Your plan for salvation is similarly couched in poetic phrases.

      I can pluck all of the verses out of all the chapters in the Bible that have anything to do with salvation and you would have no hope of reconciling them.

      Didn't you just do that? You just summed up salvation into Five E-Z Points. Now you're saying there's more? Smells like bullshit in here.

      I am completely evil and living for my own selfish desires, right?

      Yep. So am I. So is every other human--including Christians. The ones who don't believe that are a) fooling themselves, and b) totally wrong. The fallen nature of Man is a well-versed and easily defended article of faith.

      If not, then please show me the chapter and verse that indicates that slavery is not part of "God's plan".

      Jesus covered it. The rest of the "slavery" argument largely deals with the "argument from silence" charge that Jesus never explicitly condemned it. Jesus never explicitly condemned a lot of stuff. Being an Internet jackhole, for instance. Lucky for you.

      Your defenses suck and my points stand.

      Like this one? Not only is my son allowed to rape little girls, but he must also beat and murder them as well. Ask a stupid question and you'll get a stupid answer. Way to totally dodge the question. You handwaved away the simplest challenge to your nonsense belief system, proving that your philosophy is fragile bullshit.

      The extreme--raping little girls--is just for kicks and to illustrate the point. The challenge scales very well. How about crack? Dope? Masturbation until he reinvents fire from first principles? Your philosohpy also seems to missing your "Big Win"--slavery. If your son believes himself to be good, and having a slave makes him happy--he's golden? You can't defend your position, so you blow it off. Way to go, coward, maybe you should hit the drawing board again. Or open another fortune cookie--maybe there's a new philosophy to be had over your Sum Dim Fuk.

      To cover the other defenses, how do they suck? You're looking at them one-by-one, without the finial point--that Jesus clarified the Law, making it impossible for man to follow on his own. Watch and learn, you simple-minded Randian: Angry with his brother without cause == murder. If "Thou shalt not kill" expands to cover getting pissed off, I think it just might apply to torture as well. D'ya think? Moron.

      What happened to "I've read the Bible", Mr. Theology? Guess you missed some spots. Your philosophy, and now your argument, looks like locusts got to it, and your face looks like you ate live coals. Sucker.

      (BTW, adultery is not just sex with a married person. It is also sex outside of marriage. For a "Bible reader", you sure do seem awfully ignorant. Which Bible did you read? Bible for Dummies?)

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    28. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Why do I have to use any verses to back that up?

      Because your argument is not supported by scripture. Mine is. I maintain: Jesus states that in order to get into heaven, you must have five specific works, and he mentiones nothing about faith.

      This is silly. You're arguing that an object that's already interpreted can't be interpreted again. I don't believe the people who translated the Bible were perfect. The Bible has to be interpreted, because the words written down were already an imperfect match for the thoughts and experiences that the people who wrote them had.

      Of course you think this is silly: my arguments do not fall underneath your premises. You mischaracterize my argument: I am *NOT* arguing that "an object that's already interpreted can't be interpreted again." This whole "interpretation" nonsense is your platform, not mine. I maintain that "interpretation" is code for "making the Bible mean something other than what it says." Furthermore, how do you know that the words written down were an imperfect match for the thoughts and experiences that the people who wrote them had? How do you test that?

      Both of those are provably wrong - if you search through history and find the original authors of the Bible, you can prove the first wrong. Don't know why you listed this one...
      The second is, at least, provably wrong by me. I am. From your perspective, though, it's not provably wrong. You've just given an excellent example of a conjecture which will always be possible, at least from your point of view.
      But that's all immaterial - I said "could be". I was stating a possibility - a conjecture, a hypothesis. A hypothesis doesn't need evidence - a hypothesis is what allows you to construct experiments to support or disprove it.


      So many things to say here.

      First, did you think that you would escape this becuase I didn't type "could be"? Think again! The Bible could have been written by aliens. Prove this is impossible. Your mind could be controlled by evil spirits. Prove this is impossible.

      Second, if you search through history and find the original authors of the Bible, then you will have managed to put a centuries-long dispute to rest. No one knows who the original authors were because the original authographa do not exist. Your first defense fails. You have not shown that the Bible could not have been written by aliens.

      Third, your second defense is no defense at all. You have shown nothing. It is therefore still true that your mind could be controlled by evil spirits.

      Are you beginning to see why I reject any and all arguments that have no shred of evidence to support them? Merely calling them a "hypothesis" does not mean they merit consideration. You have to have some evidence before I'm going to put one iota of critical thought into it.

      Mutual exclusivity only applies if the full extent of the religions is known. Considering the beliefs reside within the minds of human beings, it's impossible to know the extent of the religions in any context that we currently have.

      Unimpressive. Why is the knowledge of the "full extent" of a religion required to test for mutual exclusivity?

      In other words, yes, they're all true. And no, I don't believe they're all mutually exclusive. You're welcome to try to prove that they are.

      I didn't claim that they were all mutually exclusive, so I decline. I will, however, offer this:

      Christianity claims that their god is the one true god and all other gods are false. Islam claims that their god is the one true god and all other gods are false. They can't be the same god because one sent Jesus as god and the savior, one didn't. One sent Muhammad as the final prophet, one didn't. These religions cannot both be true.

      Sigh. Isn't that exactly what I said you were going to counter with? Which is why I said that offering a counterargument in this case doesn't change the point.

      No, not really

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    29. Re:You are incorrect by barawn · · Score: 1

      Did I assume incorrectly? You do seem like a liberal Christian. Get off your "I'm offended!" high horse.

      Yes, you did assume incorrectly. What I believe is far, far more complicated than what "liberal Christian" would indicate. And I am offended - and it's not a high horse. You've placed beliefs on me that I don't have, nor did I ever claim to have. That's the worst kind of prejudice.

      This whole "interpretation" nonsense is your platform, not mine.

      But you're interpreting to present your platform - that's the problem. Jesus didn't state 5 specific things you need to do to get into heaven - not in those extremely specific words that you're quoting. Definitely not, as he didn't speak modern English!

      Nor did he never use hyperbole and metaphor, both of which require interpretation. I did note you never responded to the question of whether or not you think that Christ meant you must forgive people 490 times, and then you can give up on them?

      Of course you think this is silly: my arguments do not fall underneath your premises

      No, I think it's silly because you're saying that I can't interpret an interpretation. You keep quoting scripture (I'm not even sure from which *version*) and asking for specific examples, and then when I give them, saying that's not what was said there. Clearly there's no possible way to have a discussion here - everything I say is tautologically wrong, because it's not the same statements that you read into it, therefore I'm interpreting, and that's not okay.

      Notice that I haven't referred to scripture and verse - that's because I mentioned it once, and you claimed that's not what it said. I don't see how this is different than the people who say "that's not what it means" except you used the word "said", even when neither of us are actually using the specific words being referred to, nor are we using them in the original language, nor the original context. That's why it's silly.

      Explain: why must I necessarily have the same beliefs as someone who has similiar works?

      Because that's what the belief means. Half the problem here is the fact that you're never stating what belief - or better yet, faith - means at all. Nor what "Christ" is. What does "to have faith in a person" mean?

      And that's where you and I will probably disagree - because to me, you can have faith in Christ without being a Christian. Just like you can belive in Buddhism without being Buddhist, et cetera.

      This is the stupidest thing you've written yet.

      Man, your comments are just getting harsher and harsher. Not exactly encouraging a forum for intelligent conversation.

      The "divine" exists in the imaginations of humans.

      That's your opinion of "divine" - not mine. Divine, to me, would come from the dictionary definition - "having the nature of or being a deity." The question then, becomes "what is a deity?" or "what is God?"

      That's again an arguable definition - again, a dictionary definition would be "the perfect, omniscience, omnipotent creator of the Universe".
      Relax the "creator" portion, and replace it with "an omniscient, omnipotent object", and God must exist by construction - it's the Universe itself, because the Universe, by construction, is omnipotent and omniscient. It's only the replacement of "object" with "being" - that is, the imbuing of will - that's unprovable.

      So a "divine truth", then, would be a universal truth. But that's my opinion.

      Occam's razor does apply, and that's why my explanation is better.

      No, it doesn't - you haven't given any reasons why it does, and I've given reasons why it doesn't - the implied frames of references are different. Placed in equal frames of reference, the "emergent property" argument requires the strong anthropic principle, which requires just as many unprovable assertions as divinity does. There's no reason it had to be an emergent property. We would

    30. Re:You are incorrect by Loundry · · Score: 1
      Yes, you did assume incorrectly. What I believe is far, far more complicated than what "liberal Christian" would indicate. And I am offended - and it's not a high horse. You've placed beliefs on me that I don't have, nor did I ever claim to have. That's the worst kind of prejudice.

      Your beliefs are very similar to those that liberal Christians present. Until you tell me otherwise, I'll probably think of you as a liberal Christian. I'm also beginning to think that you're going to use this "I'm offended!" tactic as the excuse to end this debate. Furthermore, I think racism is a worse kind of prejudice (considering that I don't believe in races).

      Jesus didn't state 5 specific things you need to do to get into heaven - not in those extremely specific words that you're quoting. Definitely not, as he didn't speak modern English!

      Jesus did state five specific things that you need to get into heaven. You have failed to offer anything to counter this fact. What you're trying to say here is that I can't say what he said in such "specific words" because Jesus didn't speak English. If this is true, then the entire Bible is meaningless.

      I did note you never responded to the question of whether or not you think that Christ meant you must forgive people 490 times, and then you can give up on them?

      Sorry, I missed this one. Let's see what Jesus said:

      "Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, "Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother when he sins against me? Up to seven times?" Jesus answered, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times." Mat 18:21-22

      The footnote says "or seven times seventy." To answer your question, no. The part of your statement I disagree with is the "...and then you can give up on them." Jesus does not say that you can give up on them. He says that you must forgive them seventy-seven times (or "seven times seventy").

      And, since you so smugly pointed out a question I missed, how about you answer some of my questions I asked and points I made that you shamefully dodged:
      • How do you know that the words written down were an imperfect match for the thoughts and experiences that the people who wrote them had? How do you test that?
      • The Bible could have been written by aliens. Prove this is impossible. Your mind could be controlled by evil spirits. Prove this is impossible.
      • Are you beginning to see why I reject any and all arguments that have no shred of evidence to support them?
      • Why is the knowledge of the "full extent" of a religion required to test for mutual exclusivity?
      • Christianity claims that their god is the one true god and all other gods are false. Islam claims that their god is the one true god and all other gods are false. They can't be the same god because one sent Jesus as god and the savior, one didn't. One sent Muhammad as the final prophet, one didn't. These religions cannot both be true.
      • You wrote, "belief, faith, and works are the same thing." If I do work A, then I have belief A (since works and beliefs are the same thing). If someone else does work A, then they also have belief A (since works and beliefs are the same thing). Therefore, if me and someone else have the same works, we must also necessarily have the same beliefs. Or perhaps you misspoke? Please clarify.

      No, I think it's silly because you're saying that I can't interpret an interpretation.

      I argued no such thing. Here's my argument, put bluntly: your "interpretations" of scripture suck. They are nothing more than attempts to make scripture say something that it does not. You are trying to defend your mendacious behavior my saying that I am also "interpreting," and I reject that. You have been unable to point out any flaws in my arguments or state how they are not supported by scripture; instead, you merely say that you "don't like my interpretation." By your argument, the Bible means whatever you want i

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  202. Hey, Consolmagno... here's a few for you: by UncleRage · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I bring this up only as a means of extending the narrow point of view examined in the article.

    Earth's finest astro-missionaries do indeed initiate contact and demonstrate themselves, and their beliefs, as mankind's majority view. In which case:

    1: After a few years of contact with our nonsense, they (The ET's in question) decide to tie us to an intersteller "cross" and set us out to drift by a black hole (a la The Mission

    2: Our astro-misionaries find that the alien culture in question has a highly evolved sense of religion themselves and they proceed to convert us.

    3: They (the ET's) are completely appalled by our (mankind's) inability to distinguish personal spirtual beliefs from nonsensical religious imperatives and (after speaking their case to some galactic council or other) quarantine Earth from interstellar contact until we set our priorities straight.

    4: (As a continuation of point 2) They (the ET's) are enraged by our collective infidelism(sic) that we are hunted down and exterminated for challenging they one true religion: Theirs.

    5: They view us as silly monkey-men and throw our collective simian asses in a cosmic zoo (a la, Vonnegut and Porno for Pyros).

    Anyway, just a few other ideas to chew over, you silly religious elitist type.

    You'd think it would be relatively easy to look around and see how much religion (and our immature view(s) of it) have fucked us all over. I mean, turn on the CNN and the end result of it is everywhere. I have an idea, take your deep seeded personal religious views and shove 'em deeply up a very personal place... until we collectively realize that our own personal spiritual viewpoints have no bearing on the world around us... we'll just continue to be screwed.

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  203. Conversion by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    No matter which way you look at it, forceful conversion is wrong. If we were to make contact, we could tell them about our religions, but we should never force them to become one of our religions.

    There is a baptist church ("baptist" only because they baptize, they're not actually affliated with the Baptist church) nearby that tried to convert all the Methodists (of which I am) and the Presbyterians to their cultist church. Unfortunately, many people went for it, mostly Presbyterians.

    Not too long after that church really got going, at my public high school, a "Generation Jesus Bible Club" started. Many people in the high school who weren't members of this church or weren't Christian (my best friend in HS was agnostic) investigated Separation of Church and State laws, and found that it was legal because there were other activities offered at the same time.

    The following year, in the girls bathroom appeared a listing of EVERYONE in the ENTIRE high school that had been "saved", "yet to be saved", and "hellbound". It was never publiclly announced whodunit, but it was known that they were a GenJesus member (I still have my theories).

    So, if these aliens want to convert, fine, let them. Otherwise, we should just keep our religion to us. Let them know about it just like they'd let us know about theirs, and leave it at that.

    We don't want to start another Crusades.

  204. Another scenerio by msheppard · · Score: 1

    We communicate with these aliens and they are finally able to convince everyone that most of our religons are money making schemes, and that we've been going about religon all wrong for quite a long time.

    M@

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  205. Jung did. by lysium · · Score: 1
    There's already a lot of people who believe in Grey Aliens, but I haven't heard of people interpreting these Greys to be Christian angels or demons

    Carl Jung theorized that aliens are the modern incarnation of angels and daemons. Both are psychic entities that take (or the mind gives?) the form in which they will make the most sense. Yugoslavian peasants witness the Virgin Mary; suburban Americans see UFOs.

    Whether these entites are an internal, or external construct is purely a matter of conjecture; real or imaginary they affect the world, if only through the actions of believers.

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    1. Re:Jung did. by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      Good post, sorry I've got no Mod points.

      But I wonder....

      Whenever we hear of people seeing the Virgin Mary or Angles, etc., we usually hear them describe it as a religous experience. I, at least, have never heard aniyone describe an alient encounter as religious. At least, not in the traditional Christian/Jewish/Muslim sense.

      So why the difference? Why are alien encounters usually not described as a religious experience? It's not as if religious people aren't among those being abducted (imagined or not).

    2. Re:Jung did. by jwhyche · · Score: 0

      I, at least, have never heard aniyone describe an alient encounter as religious.

      Your not hanging with the right group of nuts. Got find a crop circle and stand in it. Soon or later the right crop of loons will show up. Just make sure you hid the yard roller.

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    3. Re:Jung did. by lysium · · Score: 1
      What makes the experience "religious?" Is it a feeling -- awe, terror, or joy? Is it a special knowledge, like Enlightenment or the Holy Spirit? It is certainly a matter of definition, because I would opine that any visitation by something out of normal reality (real or imagined) would be an unforgettable eperience, any way you look at it.

      Here's a similarity that will interest you. When Mary appears, there is usually a point in the vision in which she describes problems of the world and how they might be solved. In alien abduction cases, there is often a point in which the aliens discuss problems of the world and how they might be solved. The aliens often discuss modern problems, like global warming, overpopulation, nuclear weapons, and the like, while the religious visitations deal more with the simpler aspects of human interactions (war, hatred, death, misery).

      That is just off the top of my head; Jung actually wrote a whole book on the subject. I would look through his titles to find it.

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  206. dogs got no free will? pope on drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf?

  207. WTF and other problems with drake eqn by snooo53 · · Score: 1
    Not to mention that we don't know whether all of these factors are necessarily independent. Some of them might be very close to 1 given enough time. I'm thinking specifically L and I(life starts, intelligent life starts). Maybe life is inevitable on a suitable planet.

    Also while S (the number of stars) and P give good ballpark figures, it ignores the possibility that life may not need a planet to evolve on. What about stars that share planets? Considering that there's a lot of binary star systems out there.

    Although I have nothing better, the basic problem I see with this equation is that it is absolutely no use to determining if life is out there. By the time we know the values to any useful degree of accuracy, we'll already know if there are other species in the universe. Say we are able to go out and explore 1000 planets (which is a big stretch). That sounds like a great number to start extrapolating from.... BUT compared to the Billions of stars per galaxy and Billions of galaxies in the universe, you might as well have a sample size of 2.

    If that doesn't make sense, think of it this way. It'd be like trying to guess how many people are in the world by sampling a rural county in Kentucky. There's no way it can be accurate. There's just too much information we'd need to know.

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  208. The End Is Coming !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Repent and turn in your tin foil hats



    Mothership will arrive in September to harvest the true believers.

  209. How will religion handle ET's? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I think the big question the 1960 Brookings Institution report asks is how each religious institution will react to the formal proof that life did exist on some place besides Earth.

    Personally, I think the big unknown is Islam--does the Qu'ran and the related Sunnah provide guidance on how to deal with exterrestrial civilizations that have drastically different cultural norms than what is taught in Islam?

    I think Christianity might have a better chance to deal with such a proof. After all, the Roman Catholic Church managed to eventually accept the radical astronomical theories (for its time) of Copernicus, Kepler and Galileo; the fact that Catholicism is actually openly discussing the very idea of extreterrestrial life bodes well for Christianity existing in a post disclosure age.

    One of the things we have to deal with in terms of extraterrestrials is the fact some of the ET's we do contact may be a civilization of immortal, extremely powerful entities. In that case, it's a major unknown how any religion will deal with such a contact.

  210. Option 4 by Megane · · Score: 1
    While I appreciate the humor of option #3 (Jehovah's Witnesses), he avoids the one other possiblity:

    4) They will try to convert us to their religion. Possibly forcibly.

    After all, look how well the Incas converted their "extraterrestials" (the Spanish) to their own religion.

    And then there is option #5, that they gave up on superstitions like religion a long time ago.

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  211. Memes, memes, memes. by PGillingwater · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, I thought this was Slashdot, not alt.religion.kibo.

    Don't most people here understand what religions really are? They are memes, that infect human culture. The more successful memes (such as Islam) reproduce themselves through reinforcement of cultural paradigms (although are themselves changed by the cultural meme), and by encouraging begetting. (Think of a computer virus -- now imagine the computer is a human mind. Voila! You have a meme.)

    It's actually quite difficult to live without some form of meme infection -- only a few people have achieved this (J.Krishnamurti for example.) My own meme of choice is Buddhism, with a strong flavour of Secular Humanism.

    At least one SF write has speculated that memes could be used as weapons by advanced ET races.
    Perhaps the true evidence of the existence of ETs may be inferred by looking for their memes, which might serve to render a populace docile and compliant when the alien overlords arrive. :-)

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  212. Correcting the Wrong by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    When will you people learn? Jesus was a human born to Mary and Jospeph of Aramathea. The original word for "young girl" (Mary) was erroneously substituted with "virgin" by the original translators. (I believe that was when the King James version was created, but am probably wrong.)

    Jesus grew to be discontented with the current state-of-affairs, then hitchhiked to India and studied yoga.

    He went back to Palestine, bringing with him a mixture of Hindu and Bhuddist philosophy. Many such elements can be easily extracted from the New Testament.

    The local government became concerned about the power structure which formed around Jesus, and they trumped up charges to execute him.

    If you want to know more about Jesus, read the non-Canonical books such as the Gospel of Thomas. Especially good are the Gnostic texts. All of these are available on Amazon.com.

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  213. Jesus Christ, guys by shiftless · · Score: 1

    Does *every* post on Slashdot always have to turn into political mudslinging?

    1. Re:Jesus Christ, guys by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's an independent - get him! :-)

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    2. Re:Jesus Christ, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hand him over to the left.. they can use all the votes they can get.

  214. Great! by Walrus99 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Great, its not enough that the Catholic Church spread their garbage to the New World and into Asia and Africa, now they want to convert aliens. The idea that a human is inherenly bad and the only way out is to feel really really guilty because some middle eastern philosopher let himself be killed by the Romans 2000 years ago is one of the worst ideas to be spread across this planet. Hopefully aliens won't be as gullible as American Indians and won't allow thier cultures to be subverted by the Church's lies.

  215. Why must Aliens have religion at all? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Right and wrong is an emotional layer added on top of cold hard reality. It probably has its roots in primitive social instincts like not mating with a close relative. Something like stealing is just an act without inherent meaning but since it can cause social turmoil it became seen as bad. Aliens might think of stealing no differently than a bear stealing a kill from a wolf, it has no moral meaning, it just is.

    The need for god may also just be a fluke of our mental evolution or spring from an emotional need to deal with our self-awareness of our limited life spans. The original comment made it sound like the need for religion is a given. How so? If you accept reality for what it is without seeing it through some good/bad filter there is no need for religion. I wouldn't assume that Aliens have emotional minds like we have. They could be intelligent but controlled by matter-of-fact instincts or Vulcan-like logic.

    I suspect if we did communicate with Aliens they'd find our need for religion strange at best. They sure as hell wouldn't suddenly convert en-mass to some other life form's odd beliefs any more than we'd start eating krill because we learned to understand whale songs.

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  216. Well... by bigchris · · Score: 1

    ... I guess that's also a valid point so I concede this point. I suppose where I'm arguing from is that a Christian is not supposed to go out and deliberately sin. Paraphrasing Romans: before Christ you were dead in your sins, so why would you want to go back to your old "dead" self?

  217. It's been done. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1

    The author C.S. Lewis wrote a paper which addresses these same issues called "Religion and Rocketry" which is published in a collection of his short works called The World's Last Night. In addition to the speculative piece, he also references Augustine's response when asked about the spiritual status of such half-humans a fauns and satyrs. Augustine's response was that it might be better to find out if such things exist before giving the matter too much attention.

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  218. Re:mod as flamebait by stanmann · · Score: 1

    Actually that was Troll,

    Flamebait: I think there is no god and we are all alone and you stupid god believers are a bunch of tools for believing otherwise.

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  219. Mod Parent Stupid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    picking on peoples beliefs isn't funny asshat! It just makes you look like a fuck-o!

    Dickhead.

  220. Obligatory South Park Quote by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    "We need an intergalactic space cruiser to help spread the word of God."

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  221. Mod Parent Stupid as well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    already been said just a few places below and it was just as stupid then.

    Winner of dickhead #2 award!

  222. Or how about... by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

    First, he argues: 'We find an intelligent civilization and there's no way in creation we can communicate with them because they're so alien to us. We can't talk to dolphins now. In which case, we'll never know.' Secondly, he suggests: 'We find the intelligent civilization. We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion. Thirdly: 'We find a dozen civilizations out there, and a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses go up and convert them all.'

    Or how about: we find a dozen civilizations out there who teach mankind to finally grow up and throw away the crutch that is religion?

  223. Arawaks by QEDog · · Score: 1

    The Caribs didn't wipe out Arawaks. They did in some parts of the Caribbean, but not on the the big Antilles.

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  224. religion by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1
    Right, if they are advanced enough to come to us, then surely they are intelligent enough to have left religion behind them. After all, religion can't describe the universe, it can't feed us and it can't make us fly.

    But, then again, if there ARE technological civilizations out there, they probably wouldn't have to come to us to convert us. They only have to tell us about their religion, and plenty of humans are nuts enough to convert to it.

  225. Option 4, solves Fermi Paradox by spakka · · Score: 1

    There are extraterrestrials, but their Prime Directive forbids contact with primitive worlds still dominated by religion.

  226. Speaking at Cranbrook This Weekend by Chelloveck · · Score: 2, Informative

    For those of you in SE Michigan, Br. Guy is going to be speaking at the Cranbrook Institute of Science this weekend. He's a fascinating public speaker and all-around great guy.

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  227. Bibles. by uberdave · · Score: 1

    You do realize that practically all bible versions are copyrighted right?

    1. Re:Bibles. by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but the person who owned the copyrights died about 2 thousand years ago, in a tragic accident involving a cross and some nails. And left no descendants.

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    2. Re:Bibles. by uberdave · · Score: 1

      No wonder they didn't write down what he wrote in the sand. It would like, double the size of the book.

    3. Re:Bibles. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      You do realize that practically all bible versions are copyrighted right?

      So is all GPL'd software. Your point?

      There are 450+ translations or partial translations of the Bible into English, but only about a dozen or so are really any use these days. You can buy printed copies of most of these quite cheap from many places. If you don't feel like spending money, there are copies available on the internet.

      Hell, there are a lot of people willing to give copies to you. Pretty much any hotel room anywhere in the Western world has a copy that you are free keep if you want.

      All of this (except for the free copies in hotel rooms!) is true for pretty much all mainstream religions. Scientology is the odd one out, in that they don't want you to know what they believe until you hand them a considerable amount of money.

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    4. Re:Bibles. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Well yeah I suppose, after all they say Paul wrote most of it and was crucified upside down. I sure hope you didn't mean Jesus... after all he didn't write a single word of it by it's own account ;)

      Or have you not read the bible? I find it to be interesting reading, almost to compare to 1001 Arabian nights. Or some of the tales of the ancient greek gods. Of course you can't really take it anymore seriously than that.

      Some highlights for you (Warning Spoilers ahead):

      Early family tree:

      First you had adam and eve, the only humans on earth. They had two children, Cain and Abel, Cain killed Abel and then took off, got married and founded a city. Just where the wife came from is left unsaid.

      Johnahh (sp) and the Whale, you see this guy, according to the bible, actually lived inside the Whales belly for awhile.

      Leviathan (sp) the giant sea monster, really good stuff.

      Joeb, he was the most devote of all God's followers. So of course, God and Satan hooked up and made a bet. God believed Joeb was so loyal he'd eat shit all day and still be loyal. Satan said your on. So God chucked meteors at Joeb, killed off his family, send boils and so forth, destroyed his lands and wealth, etc etc. This is an example of the love this story teaches, the same one evidenced in the witch trials and the crusades.

      And of course, my personal favorite is when God stopped the Sun (in those days they believed that the Sun revolved around the earth). Of course to stop the sun would really mean stopping the Earth, which kill all life on the planet and destroy Earth as we know it.

      Can someone explain to me how any of this is more believable than Zeus in the heavens throwing lightning bolts?

      Honestly, for most of it I prefer to read the Egyptian mythologies the Hebrews adapted it from (most of it can be traced fairly directly, and they were exposed to it for hundreds of years as Egyptian slaves).

      The bible summed up:

      Creation:
      God created adam, and then made eve out of one of adams ribs. Eve had a chat with a snake and ate an apple, this pissed God off and all pain and suffering on earth to this day is the result.

      Old Testament:
      Everyone had sex with their relatives again and again, like rabits. God is has immense awesome power, and rules, if you don't follow the rules he'll do one of a few things, turn you into a pillar of salt, starve you to death, chuck a meteor at you, send giants to slay you, send plagues and suffering etc. And afterward he'll send you to a pit of fire and immense suffering for all eternity.

      If you DO follow the rules, read Joeb above.

      New Testament:
      God loves you. See old testement for evidence of his eternal unconditional love.

      Revealations:
      God unleashes hell on earth, Jesus comes and reigns in peace for awhile, and then god sets Satan loose on earth.

      General guide to the rules:

      If it's at all enjoyable, it's against the rules, the rules are flexible enough to allow for anything which is not explicitly forbidden but is enjoyable to also be against the rules.

      Sorry if I missed your favorite fable, it is a big collection of texts (there were plenty of other "holy" texts from the period which the church didn't chose to include in this compiliation) and this is just a slashdot post after all.

    5. Re:Bibles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was no accident!

  228. Where's the threat in that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple enough. If you dont believe the dead carpenter, you burn in "hell". The threat is pretty clear, "you guys need help. believe in me trust me, i can give you guys a hand. if you dont believe though, you're gonna BURN"
    unconditioinal promise my ass

  229. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory HHG quote :

    So long and thanks for all the fish.

  230. How did that happen? by khasim · · Score: 1

    What choice did I make that resulted in this "really bad situation that [I] can't escape by [myself]"?

    And isn't the "threat" the eternal burning in Hell?

    Now, if there wasn't a threat, then believers and others would BOTH end up in Heaven forever.

    1. Re:How did that happen? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Now, if there wasn't a threat, then believers and others would BOTH end up in Heaven forever.

      The only condition for entering Heaven is a desire to enter. God won't force anyone to be there who doesn't want to be.

      Hell is simply a word for the state of those who choose not to enter Heaven.

      If you want to delve deeper into an examination of these ideas, read C.S. Lewis' The Great Divorce.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

  231. 10 Commandments? Not a great list by me... by ianscot · · Score: 3, Insightful
    As simple as the list of Ten Commandments seems, have you kept them? Everyone says what an excellent set of rules they are, but I don't know anyone that has managed to keep them.

    Nope, not everyone says they're an excellent set of rules. I don't. I for one think they're just about on par with any other ancient code of behavior or law -- a mix of obviousness and muddled ambiguity handed down by yet another set of self-appointed spokespeople for God.

    We had a brief thing with the 10 Commandments at my kids' Public school, actually. Supposedly the existing "Code of Conduct" was all too "PC" -- a term mostly used to attack things you disagree with nowadays -- and we had a few parents who asked why we couldn't also post the Commandments instead (or failing that, also). So, we got a good chance to examine the two lists.

    The current behavior code was full of stuff like "Show respect for others" and various words about becoming a good student and a good citizen -- an emphasis on learning how to be a good person and how to participate in American society. There was an interesting strain of "Civics Lesson."

    The Commandments, well... We don't actually have a problem with students murdering each other at our little school, and as far as coveting our neighbor's wives goes, there isn't much danger of it among the grade schoolers I happen to know, and I'm not sure an advanced warning was all that useful for them. As a public school, Noble doesn't encourage idols of any sort (that being one of the several reasons for which the idea of posting the Commandments themselves was voted down). And so on.

    In short the Commandments frankly didn't seem relevant to my kids' school lives, or really to their lives -- surely not more than any other list of advice. Not nearly as relevant as the existing conduct code, anyway. Where they did apply, they were mostly staggeringly obvious (Don't kill anyone). They reflected social mores of 2000 years ago; the "neighbor's wife" thing is more about women as property than about being faithful to your own spouse -- note that it doesn't mention husbands or tell you not to fool around with single college girls if you're married. (How many wives did Solomon have, again?) Granted, this was the KJV translation, but then nobody asked us to post anything in Aramaic or Hebrew or Greek.

    That's leaving alone the whole "We're all evil by default thing, which is just so very Christian and so very not useful in figuring out how to live a moral life. If God wants to blame me for my inherent flaws, I defer to God entirely -- but not to a human spokeperson for God. No - Thank - You.

    So no -- brzzzt -- not everyone says they're such a great idea. I personally think you'd do much better reading a Cliff's Notes version of Kant, as far as leading a moral life.

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    1. Re:10 Commandments? Not a great list by me... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Taking a sampling of the ten commandments and their common gradeschool violations:

      1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.

      Well, we had a widespread problem with people believing in other gods in my schools.

      2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

      Yep, lots of swearing too.

      3. Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day.

      Lots of people worked through the whole weekend. Many didn't even go to church!

      4. Honor thy Father and thy Mother.

      Lots of disobedient brats.

      5. Thou shalt not kill.

      If only they had this posted all over columbine!

      6. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

      Well, admittedly, not many married kids in grade school, this one could be safely omitted.

      7. Thou shalt not steal.

      A widespread problem. Lots of shoplifting.

      8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

      Kids lied about what each other had done all the time to get other kids in trouble.

      9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife.

      By 5th or 6th grade discussion of who's mom was hot was widespread.

      10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods.

      Everyone is jealous of the kids with the cool sneakers. Sometimes that has even lead to violation of #5.

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    2. Re:10 Commandments? Not a great list by me... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      So no -- brzzzt -- not everyone says they're such a great idea.

      Well... many people (including a big majority of US citizens) say they're good rules. But they aren't thinking it through as closely as you did. Hey, they probably would have trouble even listing the 10 commandments.

      Look at President GW Bush for example. On TV, he said his favorite political philosopher was Jesus. So he says. But do any of his judgemental, warmongering, death-penalizing actions really follow the teachings of Jesus "turn-the-other-cheek" "do-unto-others" "thou-shalt-not-kill" Christ?

      Apparently it's much easier to claim faith than to actually let it influence your daily life- probably why the warning about "faith without works" was written.

    3. Re:10 Commandments? Not a great list by me... by ashayh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Guess what ?!
      My parents taught me more or less the exact same things. And they've donr more than their fare share of helping the poor and not so poor. But they didnt go to church, chapel, mosque, temple ever. Ever. Infact believers will say they have no faith.
      So whats your point ? What does being a good human being have to do with old/new testament, quran etc? Oh right ...its got to do with going to heaven
      And according to most of these believers' beliefs my parents and myself wont go to heaven. Well no thanks.

    4. Re:10 Commandments? Not a great list by me... by Surt · · Score: 1

      I'm only claiming that the 10 commandments are entirely relevant to a young child's life, contrary to the parent of my post.

      If your parents taught you basically the same things, then apparently they thought they were relevant to your life also.

      Personally I have no interest in what religion anyone belongs to. I just have fun arguing the facts.

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  232. Or on the other hand by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    War has been the downfall of some of the most powerful nations on earth.

    If Rome had not over reached, it might not have fallen.

    If Hitler had just left Poland alone, the Third Reich might have stayed in power.

    If Russia had just ignored the USA and focused on its own internal problems the soviets might have survived.

    If the US had just left Iraq alone...

    I must also disagree with your point about 'the most efficient killers' - in many ways we are only successful because we are smart enough morally to not kill, and indeed to stave of death at every turn because we realise the value of life.

    "Morality is just something we talk about when we're not waging war" could be the most cynical thing I've ever heard. I'm betting you'll be voting for George W because he's a strong leader, then?

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  233. No thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want no part of any religion where a serial killer would still enter heaven because he's kept his faith.

  234. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  235. Star Trek 1 "Apollo"/Plato episodes by peter303 · · Score: 1

    People would alway sbe skeptical. The Star Treks had several episodes about god-like beings, abouse of their power, and skeptism.

    This is no different than the past. Exorcists have always wondered whether a spiritual visitor is really a demon (or angel), misguided ghost, or some other being.

  236. The message of the Dolphins by imac_mafia · · Score: 1

    Ah, but the dolphins DO have a message for us:

    "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"

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  237. Aliens wuld ^be religous | visit religious planets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is unlikely that a society encumbered by religion would ever develop the technological capability to visit far away planets. Nor would space faring alien race bother visiting a planet prone to such violent religious tendencies.

  238. Re:Dolphin Communication by goatan · · Score: 1
    The footage was shot by drug interdiction aircraft on patrol for smugglers.

    Did they interdict a large supply of halocingenics

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  239. Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after observing comments in this thread; you really want to pray that we do find some kind of intelligent life out there (whatever religion, culture, etc they may have), because really, "there's bugger down here on earth..."

  240. Re:Dolphin Communication by Ugmo · · Score: 1

    We can't communicate with dolphins because we have no common frames of reference of any sort.

    How about this for subjects of conversation:
    "Sushi is good."
    "Tuna is Yummi."
    "Those SeaWorld shows are annoying and degrading"

  241. And the Vatican's with you by ianscot · · Score: 1
    I see science not as competition for religion, but as complimentary.

    And both most bioliogists and the Vatican are on your side, there, when it comes to evolution. The vatican has basically been on board with evolution and natural selection for a long while now, right? This article is about a Vatican person discussing Extraterrestrial life, so clearly they don't believe it'd necessarily mean God is gone.

    Creationism is a protestant thing, both in the US and in Australia -- the only two places where it has any grip at all on the culture. My Southern Baptist relations talk, I swear, about "Converting the Catholics to Christianity."

    none of which have to do with proving or disproving God. Either task is impossible, BTW.

    The guts of Agnosticism -- "strong" flavor. See, we can all get along after all.

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    1. Re:And the Vatican's with you by WCMI92 · · Score: 1

      "Creationism is a protestant thing, both in the US and in Australia -- the only two places where it has any grip at all on the culture. My Southern Baptist relations talk, I swear, about "Converting the Catholics to Christianity."

      ROFL...

      That's how it feels here... I converted from protestantism to Catholicism...

      The Baptists around here think the Catholic Church is a cult. It's been around for over 2,000 years, but it's a cult ;;)

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  242. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you realize that this is the first time a Ninnle post has been modded +5?

    W00t!

  243. Maybe we could all just get along by mwood · · Score: 1

    Perhaps we (human and nonhuman intelligences) would discover that our religions have something important in common, and rather than converting one another we'd pool our understanding and all understand our own faiths more deeply.

    Nah.

  244. Talking with dolphins by FleaPlus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > First, he argues: 'We find an intelligent civilization and there's no way in creation we can communicate with them because they're so alien to us. We can't talk to dolphins now. In which case, we'll never know.'

    On that note, there's actually an on-going project as CMU's Language Technologies Institute to create technology to allow us to communicate with dolphins.

    1. Re:Talking with dolphins by zpok · · Score: 1

      "there's actually an on-going project as CMU's Language Technologies Institute to create technology to allow us to communicate with dolphins"

      I think he meant meaningful conversations. There's only so many ways of saying "hey, look, tuna!" ;-)

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  245. Most. Sane. Alien. View. By. Church. EVAR. by omarius · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was in high school, we had a supplementary text in our AP European History class that was full of primary sources from throughout Western history.

    Nestled in the back of this book, I found a Catholic Church document from the 60's or so addressing the Catholic position on ministry and evangelism to extraterrestrials (if any were found).

    I don't know if it constituted a doctrine or a dogma or what have you, but the gist was that the Church assumes that God's plan of salvation for other worlds may, in fact, be completely unlike His plan of salvation for this one--and thus it is probably inappropriate to evangelize to aliens.

    This has always struck me as remarkably sensible.

  246. As I was saying... by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    Mankind would sooner perish than kowtow to outrageous alien demands for this McNeal... whoever he is.

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  247. Yeah, fuck the UN! by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

    They might, you know, try to make sure that any contact was an inclusive process where everyone was very cautious and avoided conflict. They might even try to prevent the US from gaining a monopoly on alien technologies and materials, in direct contradiction to America's god-given right to rule the universe!

    I'm sure the millions of people who have benefited from the UN would see it differently, but you and I know that any kind of cooperation between nations is just a waste of time, don't we? Sure, they probably averted the destruction of earth during the Cold War, but the destruction of Earth would have been small price to pay for the destruction of Moscow Joe.

    Lousy pinko UN bastards! I'm sure glad the Iraq debacle isn't under their control, it's going so well as a US-only exercise in active diplomacy.

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  248. For the logic fans out there by lildogie · · Score: 1

    Reasoning based on an unproven premise is unsound, by definition.

  249. Dr. Consolmagno by Ugmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Vatican Astronomer in question has a Bachelor's and Master's from MIT and a Doctorate from the University of Arizona. He's definitely no dummy. Maybe Slashdot could interview him.

    he studies meteorites. I wonder what research notes look like:

    Observed high proportion of Carbon to Iron in meteor type X.
    Question: Why is this so?
    Answer: God made it that way.

    Next question...

  250. Reminds me of a South Park episode... by dark_panda · · Score: 1

    ... found here...

    (Cut to CBC, Christian Broadcsting Channel, Pat Robertson's channel. On TV. The logo appears on the screen. Pat Robertson and Susan are sitting together.)

    Pat Robertson: You know, Susan, there, there's so many great... missionaries doing work... out there in the, in the, in parts of Africa and, and while we're trying to get Bibles to people all over the world, and what we need is the help of everyone out there so that we can continue these, these projects! (Subtitle: "To Pledge Call: I-800-555-2717") Now, listen to this, Susan! (Shows Sister Hollis on screen with some Ethiopians.) one of our missionaries in North Africa has made an amazing discovery! (Shows the green planet of Marklar.) A-a-a new planet in the, in the galaxy Alpha-Seti 6 that has intelligent life on it!

    Susan: Amazing!

    Pat Robertson: Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like, but one thing is for sure, they've never heard... of Jesus Christ!

    Susan: What can we do with the 600 club to help those poor aliens?!

    Pat Robertson: W-what we need, Susan, is we need money to build an Interstellar Cruiser! (shows one on the screen.) Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a worm hole and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ to those godless aliens! Send your money now! Amen!



    coincidentally enough, this episode was on the night before last... the episode itself features Sally Struthers in the role of Jabba the Hutt and Starvin' Marvin acquiring an alien ship... pretty good episode.

    J

    1. Re:Reminds me of a South Park episode... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised no one has brought up the episide with the catholic aliens. I'd post it myself, but I don't rememeber the specifics, and don't have time to look it up.

  251. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't Christians be happy that the Jews/Romans/somebody killed Jesus. Jesus was sent as a sacrifice for mankinds sins. Part of that sacrifice involved blood. But maybe, being perfect and thus not susceptible to death, Jesus could just hang around until donating blood became a reality, and over time sacrifice enough blood to count as 1 whole messiah's worth of blood.

  252. No Ass Kissing? by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 1

    What about Kissing Hanks Ass?

    [ http://www.jhuger.com/kisshank.mv ]

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  253. Re:mod as flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flamebait is any post that is written with the sole purpose of inciting flames, i.e. making people mad enough to post back and flame you.

    I think the word you're looking for is troll.

  254. Earth's western hemisphere and beyoooond by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    'We find the intelligent civilization. We can communicate.' As agents of free-will, the aliens are self-aware of good and evil, thus convertible to some terrestrial religion.

    There are so many things wrong with these presumptions, one could not being to list them all. In brief, we're expected to assume a priori that...

    1. ... a European definition of free-will tautologically linked to 'awareness of good and evil' is accurate

    2. ... all 'terrestial religions' accept (or even acknowledge) the very notions of good and evil

    3. ... 'good and evil' exist

    4. ..., even though any evaluation of human behavior is based on cultural value systems and is rooted in group survival instincts, an E.T. species could find our evaluations not only comprehensible, but relevant to their own lives

    5. ... 'religion' as defined in most Western societies is part of a universally-accepted paradigm, even though many major cultural traditions on Earth find the concept incompatible with their culture and worldview

    6. ... agency automatically brings with it an evaulation of one's own thoughts and actions as being right or wrong

    7. ... an E.T.'s self-conception as an autonomous agent is compatible with the notion of subjecting one's will to an external, transcendental will

    8. ... in some cases, an E.T.'s ontology has room for the idea of a transcendental being that lives dimensionally outside of the phenomenal universe

    9. ... all extraterrestrials have gender and two essential sexes

    10. ... Western hegemony stands a chance of extending beyond Earth

    And on and on... :(

  255. Kevin Smith taught me all I need to know... by Noxx · · Score: 1

    Transubstantiation is when an angel cuts off his wings {prior to | during | upon completion of} a mass slaughter of the congregation in a vain attempt to outwit the Almighty and get back into Heaven without having to wait for the release Duke Nukem Forever.

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    Study everything, you'll find something you can use - Jason Bourne
  256. Am I the only one . . . by eheldreth · · Score: 1

    who read this as Vulcan astronomer, and thought finaly some real news.

    --
    The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum. - O'Toole's Corollary
  257. Cat language is easy by phorm · · Score: 1


    Need food:

    Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow (etc etc)

    Let me out of this room:

    *Knock things off a shelf until let out*

    Leave me alone:

    *claws* *blood* "oh, the pain, the PAIN!"

    Want attention:

    Seek most obviously disinterested person (or the guy allergic to cats), rub against him, close to the face if possible.

  258. Take that, future historians! by Orne · · Score: 1

    "`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
    Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
    All mimsy were the borogoves,
    And the mome raths outgrabe."

    -- Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll

  259. One danger by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    One thing which is rarely considered by astronomers, who tend to be a fairly optimistic bunch (as opposed, anyway, to cosmologists), is that humans will probably behave as badly to aliens as we do to each other. Science fiction writers have addressed the topic before, but more typically tend to focus on the possibility of hostile aliens.

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  260. Re:Dolphin Communication by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

    For me, this raises one important question? Can vegetarians eat aliens?

    Stop the vegicide!

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    Never underestimate the power of fiber.
  261. Clothing the naked? by Merk · · Score: 1

    You say that as if it's a good thing.

    I'm being serious. What's so bad about nudity? Why is it that it was such a good thing to teach the heathen masses modesty, and to 'cover their shame'?

    And besides, all these wonderful Xtian things are wiped out by one horrible thing: fighting birth control. Teach the starving, unhealthy peasant that it is a sin to use birth control, and the starving, uneducated peasant has 10 kids, all of whom are starving and unhealthy. By fighting birth control, these religious freaks are creating more naked, hungry, thirsty and sick orphans.

  262. But Jesus himself said he wasn't the only way to by sgtrock · · Score: 1
    get to Heaven:

    JOH 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

    JOH 14:3 And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come again, and receive you unto myself; that where I am, there ye may be also.


    This leads for TONS of fascinating speculation that I don't think I've ever seen adequately addressed by anyone. Did Jesue mean that there were other ways for other people to get to Heaven? Did he mean that for those people who never heard the Word would be able to get to Heaven?

    Did he mean that those other mansions were reserved for aliens? If so, is God so limiting as to only provide one mansion (one true way?) for each sentient species?

    We can communicate with dolphins, btw. It's just very, very difficult as our points of reference have so little in common. Dolphins are more intelligent on average than humans. Do they also have souls? Do they therefore qualify for one or more of God's mansions?

    Why on Earth does every branch of Christianity insist that each has the only right answer when Jesus himself puts the issue in question?

    Thank Ghu I was raised to be a more open minded, critical thinker by parents who loved me. I thiink that background keeps me somewhat inocculated from all the self serving religious dogma.
  263. Missionaries by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1


    People who feel it is their mission in life to convert others to some arbitrary religion are evil. Why? Because it reeks of such arrogance that it cannot be good.

    --
    Vote in November. You won't regret it.
  264. Nope. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "Moral standards have to come from some place."

    Yep, they come from your parents and the society you were raised in. As such, moral standards change over time. 200 years ago, it was "moral" in the US to own slaves. Today it is not moral to do so.

    "Either what God says is good is arbitrary, or God is obeying some higher standard."

    The assumption here being that God acts in a moral fashion. Why assume that?

    "This doesn't seem at all like a cop-out to me."

    It is because you're ascribing "good" to God regardless of God's actions.

    1. Re:Nope. by JonathanBoyd · · Score: 1
      The assumption here being that God acts in a moral fashion. Why assume that?

      Because God created the universe and rules over it, so he gets to define what morality is. Also, if he is in control, whose idea of morality will ultimately matter, but his? Oh and why do you assume that morality set out by society is good? Do you believe in absolute good or absolute evil? If something is wrong for society today, is it perfectly alright for it to be wrong tomorrow?

    2. Re:Nope. by khasim · · Score: 1

      If God is omnipotent, then he gets to define morality.

      But that does not mean that he acts in a moral fashion.

      Unless you define "moral" as being "whatever God does". Which renders "moral" meaningless.

      That is because the action becomes divorced from the morality.

      The morality is determined by the actor.

      "Also, if he is in control, whose idea of morality will ultimately matter, but his?"

      That "morality" can be restated as "Might makes Right".

      "Oh and why do you assume that morality set out by society is good?"

      I don't. I believe that all morality is relative. No matter how finely you grind the Universe, you will never find an atom of Right or Wrong, Good or Evil, Moral or Immoral or Amoral.

      "Do you believe in absolute good or absolute evil?"

      No.

      "If something is wrong for society today, is it perfectly alright for it to be wrong tomorrow?"

      200 years ago, slavery was "moral". Today it is not viewed as such.

      2000 years ago, slavery was "moral". Jesus did not seem to preach against it. God fully supported it in the Bible. How could God support something we know is immoral now?

      "Might makes Right" is not a moral code I can accept.

    3. Re:Nope. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      In fact, recently, with the Bush administration, it's become "unpatriotic" and those who might have openly disagreed before keep quiet now.

      That's scary. I suppose. Of course, there's only one way Bush can silence me. ;)

      It's interesting, I think, your point about most people that swear off religion come by their beliefs (or lack thereof) on their own. I've noticed that religion is losing ground like crazy in more intellectual/intelligent circles (no, intellectual != intelligent), but it continues to gain ground in other places. Since it's natural human development to tend towards becoming smarter, I'm not overly concerned about religion maintaining its grip on humanity. Quite the contrary, I'm finally happy to see that religion is losing ground altogether, albeit slowly, but the dominos are starting to fall. At the risk of making projections, I'm thinking that religion will lose dominance in another 2-3 generations, even if it maintains a majority in mindshare.

      But it'll probably maintain a majority in mindshare for several more centuries at least. :( But the 20th century wasn't a total loss for us, since religion has taken huge hits. ;)

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  265. I prefer this one... by Noxx · · Score: 1

    "If there are any gods whose chief concern is man, they can't be very important gods" - Arthur C. Clarke

    --
    Study everything, you'll find something you can use - Jason Bourne
  266. Re:Ninnle has you ! by bakes · · Score: 1

    It is anti-semetic to blame all Jews for all time for somthing that happened over 2000 years ago

    I dunno about that: God seems to be OK with 'punishing your sons, and their sons, for (some number) of generations'. If I remember correctly he didn't allow any way for the "children's children" to make it up to him either.

    I'm not anti-semitic, but sometimes it seems that God might be. He's certainly not easy to please.

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  267. will religion matter? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    By the time we contact any alien species, if at all, will religion even be a consideration?

    Religions become extinct. This has happened for thousands of years. Gods only exist so long as they have believers. Some of those believers are so fanatical they destroy the followers of other gods in order to strengthen their own.

    Once upon a time, this was acceptable, and in some cases encouraged. In some places it still is. But this mindset is on the decline, and the moral outrage of having religion forced upon free people has increased.

    Free will still generates converts, but not nearly at a rate comparable to converts obtained by a red hot poker in the eye.

    1. Re:will religion matter? by zpok · · Score: 1

      Well, if anything, I think religion is making a comeback. Islam is growing fast and it's been decades since religion had such a great impact on life and politics in the USA.

      Middle Ages, here we come, yeeeeeeah! Now hopefully we can go back to just plain burning people instead of first torturing them - not that torturing is un-christian like, judging from history, but there's nothing like a good bon-fire to make a party go.

      --
      I think, therefore I am...I think.
  268. Sounds remarkably similar to O.S.Card by Noxx · · Score: 1

    Demosthenian Hierarchy of Exclusion described: "...Demosthenes' History of Wutan in Trondheim... The Nordic language recognizes four orders of foreignness. The first is the otherlander, or utlanning, the stranger that we recognize as being a human of our world, but of another city or country. The second is the framling... This is the stranger that we recognize as human, but of another world. The third is the raman, the stranger that we recognize as human, but of another species. The fourth is the true alien, the varelse, which includes all the animals, for with them no conversation is possible. They live, but we cannot guess what purposes or causes make them act. They might be intelligent, they might be self-aware, but we cannot know it. "

    --
    Study everything, you'll find something you can use - Jason Bourne
  269. another possibility by genner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    C.S. Lewis brought up another possible scenario when dealing with aliens and religeon in his book "Out of the Silent Planet". What if the aliens are already perfect christians who didn't mess up in their own garden of eden like we did. Is this why they have no interest in talking to us?

  270. Is Religion the Problem? by italiannavigator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many of those posts claim that religion is our problem. I disagree. The problem is how people interpret religious texts, teachings, etc. Of course, this leads to the question: if most of the adherents to a religion believe something, isn't that actually what the religion represents? Using this as my guide, I believe it is only a matter of time until the entire planet is either blanketed by one religion or we all kill each other. Place your bets now.

    --
    The Italian navigator has reached the New World and the natives are friendly.
  271. Flipper by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    We can't talk to dolphins now.

    Yes we can. Haven't you ever seen a Flipper episode that goes something like this?:

    FLIPPER: Sqeak squeak whistle sqeak

    BOY: Marry's boat is stuck on the northwest coral reef and is bleeding? We better go help!

    FLIPPER: Squeak

    BOY: I know, Flipper, I feel sad also. But lets hurry up and go help her.

  272. Yet another... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fundamentalistic approach to religion. Did you ever consider that eating the apple was metaphorical?

  273. The flaws of the believer. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "It really is a matter of life and death so the challenge I set to you is this."

    No, you believe it is because that is what you believe.

    "Prove with documentary evidence that is didn't happen."

    You cannot prove that something didn't happen. The most you can show is that there is no physical evidence that it happened.

    "If you fail, then you must accept that there is a God and he loves you, if you succeed than you will be the most famous man alive."

    So, if you cannot prove that there is no Bigfoot, then you must accept anything I say about Bigfoot as fact?

    That isn't logical.

    "Until then you're just another man who is too afraid of what you might find, and what it might mean to your life."

    And end with the personal attack.

    1. Re:The flaws of the believer. by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1
      You cannot prove that something didn't happen.
      . No, but you can discredit evidence. This is how the defence in a court case works when faced with aparantly good evidence.

      You would also have to establish motive as to why the people who wrote the gospels conspired to create seemingly accurate accounts of something that never happened, and then died for it.
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    2. Re:The flaws of the believer. by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Motive? that's easy. Power and Authority. They get to be some very important people if believed.
      I have no idea why you put the word accurate in there. My first thought is you meant consistant, but since the accounts are not consistant I have no idea.

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  274. Re:Ninnle has you ! - Nincompoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ere's your free clue of the day - Gibson is not part of a ``splinter group''. Gibson's faith is exactly the Catholic faith pre-Council of Vatican II. Equivalently to saying his is a ``splinter group'' would be to say that for the last 50 years, the Catholic faith has collectively dived off the deep end.

    Now here's an ignorant post. Name me the document that contains this particular piece of dogma. Oh wait a minute. I understand the animosity now. You're Protestant. The sect that was created because Henry wanted a divorce. How's that for a moral framework?

  275. This is not funny by Loundry · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that people are responding to someone who explicitly states that they're trolling. Don't waste your breath, folks - you have been trolled and the more you argue, the more he laughs.

    The HIV test is inaccurate; i.e., it can give false positives.

    The side-effects of AZT match the symptoms of AIDS. AZT is very toxic to the human body.

    A person could have, therefore, falsely tested positive for HIV, and then died of AZT poisoning.

    Tell me: does this sound like a laughing matter to you?

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    I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
    1. Re:This is not funny by Noren · · Score: 1
      Your rebuttal does not address your original claim. No where in the parent post do you make any factual claims about the relationship of HIV to AIDS; you discuss a related topic (the accuracy of HIV tests) which does not have any relevance to your stated claim of "HIV==AIDS", as HIV is defined as a particular virus, not as the veracity of one test. Are you saying that we should not read your words at face value, but should rather 'interpret them in context', or some such?

      I think we need some vague, occasionally contradictory accounts including some parts of the same story from your contemporaries to argue over...

      Perhaps your sig should read '"A positive HIV test == AIDS" hypothesis..." ' if that's what you actually mean.

    2. Re:This is not funny by Loundry · · Score: 1

      Your rebuttal does not address your original claim.

      And what is my original claim? It is one of skepticism: I do not believe what the church of HIV==AIDS claims. I am fully capable of discussing this if you so desire. The point behind my rebuttal is to show you that I am not a troll who is merely trying to get people's goat. This is a very serious topic to me. The problem lies in the fact that many people treat HIV==AIDS as Sacrosanct Truth and get very, very mad when people doubt it.

      No where in the parent post do you make any factual claims about the relationship of HIV to AIDS; you discuss a related topic (the accuracy of HIV tests) which does not have any relevance to your stated claim of "HIV==AIDS", as HIV is defined as a particular virus, not as the veracity of one test.

      The veracity of the HIV test is one of many problems in the HIV==AIDS hypothesis. Besides, it is your responsibility, not mine, to defend your claims about this alleged disease and this alleged virus.

      Are you saying that we should not read your words at face value, but should rather 'interpret them in context', or some such?

      No.

      I think we need some vague, occasionally contradictory accounts including some parts of the same story from your contemporaries to argue over...

      No. Insetad, why don't you defend the HIV==AIDS hypothesis. We'll start here:

      How does HIV cause AIDS, now that the HIV==AIDS proponents have admitted that HIV does NOT kill T-cells?

      Perhaps your sig should read '"A positive HIV test == AIDS" hypothesis..." ' if that's what you actually mean.

      With all due respect, do you really give a damn what I mean? I get the impression that you'd much rather humiliate me into silence than engage me in a thoughtful discussion on the issue.

      --
      I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
    3. Re:This is not funny by Noren · · Score: 1
      And what is my original claim?
      It is: "The "HIV==AIDS" hypothesis is the biggest medical fraud in human history." Hope this helps.

      It is a positive claim. It was advanced without context, on its own. No one (including myself) has thus far in this thread argued the contrary position, but have rather asked you to back up your claim.

      Let us look to define the terms: a google search for "HIV definition" gives as its first hit a site from the CDC which states:

      HIV - human immunodeficiency virus, the virus that causes AIDS
      It defines AIDS as:
      AIDS - acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, a disease in which the immune system is weakened and therefore less able to fight certain infections and diseases; AIDS is caused by infection with the human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)
      Do you have an alternative definitions? Those appear to be the standard definitions of those terms, and are echoed on may other sites. The two are defined in reference to each other. If you mean something radically different by those terms than is the common definition you should have stated that up front. If a given virus does not cause AIDS it is not HIV, by the definitions of the two terms.

      If a virus detected by a given test does not cause AIDS, then it is not HIV, by the very definitions of the terms. Your claim was specific and was contradicts to the very definitions of the terms.

      The veracity of the HIV test is one of many problems in the HIV==AIDS hypothesis. Besides, it is your responsibility, not mine, to defend your claims about this alleged disease and this alleged virus.
      I made no such claims. Enjoy beating on that strawman. You made a claim, someone else called you on it, you talked about something unrelated to your claim, I pointed out that that post didn't address your own claim. That's it. You still haven't supported your claim. Don't try to project someone else with whom you've argued onto me.
      No. Insetad, why don't you defend the HIV==AIDS hypothesis.
      I didn't make that claim, you made a claim related to it and are now attempting to shift the burden of proof.

      I know very little about the state of the art in medical research on the subject-that's one reason I didn't make any such claims and have little interest in that discussion.

    4. Re:This is not funny by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      He likes to bait people into this argument. You will not win this debate, because he will refuse to give you straight answers until you give up.

      I just feel bad for any kid who even remotely buys into his idiocy and dies because of it.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    5. Re:This is not funny by Loundry · · Score: 1

      It is: "The "HIV==AIDS" hypothesis is the biggest medical fraud in human history." Hope this helps. It is a positive claim. It was advanced without context, on its own. No one (including myself) has thus far in this thread argued the contrary position, but have rather asked you to back up your claim.

      You raise a good point, and I may have to change my .sig as a result. For me to claim that the HIV==AIDS hypothesis is a fraud is, in fact different from my saying that I do not believe that HIV causes AIDS (or that we need a definition of AIDS, etc). The first implies some kind of malicious thought, and I have no interest in conspiracy theories.

      Do you have an alternative definitions?

      Here you are assuming a point in dispute. I do not believe that HIV exists. Immune deficiency exists in absense of HIV -- even the HIV==AIDS apologists admit this. The existence of AIDS itself depends on the existence of HIV. Your demand that I come up with "alternative definitions" depends on these assumptions.

      If a virus detected by a given test does not cause AIDS, then it is not HIV, by the very definitions of the terms. Your claim was specific and was contradicts to the very definitions of the terms.

      And so what? I reject the terms as well. AIDS apologists like to pretend that we all have to accept that HIV exists and AIDS exists and HIV causes AIDS. I do not believe any of it. The burden of proof does not lie on me to prove why I do not believe something.

      I made no such claims. Enjoy beating on that strawman.

      On the contrary, you quoted the CDC as if their facts were true. You have assumed that HIV exists, AIDS exists, and that HIV causes AIDS.

      You made a claim, someone else called you on it, you talked about something unrelated to your claim, I pointed out that that post didn't address your own claim. That's it.

      Are you just mad that I used the word "fraud"? I retract it. I'll change by .sig. I still don't believe in HIV or AIDS.

      I didn't make that claim, you made a claim related to it and are now attempting to shift the burden of proof.

      Nice try. If you believe that HIV causes AIDS, then prove it. The burden of proof lies on you. You can't hide behind "definitions" that you support and pretend that you aren't piggybacking on those claims.

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      I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
    6. Re:This is not funny by Loundry · · Score: 1

      He likes to bait people into this argument. You will not win this debate, because he will refuse to give you straight answers until you give up.

      You fail to realize that its the AIDS apologists' duty to provide the answers, not mine. I am the skeptic. Convince me!

      I just feel bad for any kid who even remotely buys into his idiocy and dies because of it.

      Typical. A Christian whom I may be debating might say, "I jsut feel bad for any kid who even remotely buys into his idiocy and goes to hell because of it." Religious language from religious people.

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      I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
  276. What the greatest 20th Century writer had to say by bluevector · · Score: 1

    THE EVERLASTING MAN
    G.K. Chesterton

    PREFATORY NOTE

    INTRODUCTION
    THE PLAN OF THIS BOOK

    PART I. ON THE CREATURE CALLED MAN
    I. THE MAN IN THE CAVE
    II. PROFESSORS AND PREHISTORIC MEN
    III. THE ANTIQUITY OF CIVILISATION
    IV. GOD AND COMPARATIVE RELIGION
    V. MAN AND MYTHOLOGIES
    VI. THE DEMONS AND THE PHILOSOPHERS
    VII. THE WAR OF THE GODS AND DEMONS
    VIII. THE END OF THE WORLD

    PART II. ON THE MAN CALLED CHRIST
    I. THE GOD IN THE CAVE
    II. THE RIDDLES OF THE GOSPEL
    III. THE STRANGEST STORY IN THE WORD
    IV. THE WITNESS OF THE HERETICS
    V. THE ESCAPE FROM PAGANISM
    VI. THE FIVE DEATHS OF THE FAITH

    CONCLUSION
    APPENDIX I. ON PREHISTORIC MAN
    APPENDIX II. ON AUTHORITY AND ACCURACY

    PREFATORY NOTE

    This book needs a preliminary note that its scope be not misunderstood The view suggested is historical rather than theological, and does not deal directly with a religious change which has been the chief event of my own life; and about which I am already writing a more purely controversial volume. It is impossible, I hope, for any Catholic to write any book on any subject, above all this subject, without showing that he is a Catholic; but this study is not specially concerned with the differences between a Catholic and a Protestant. Much of it is devoted to many sorts of Pagans rather than any sort of Christians; and its thesis is that those who say that Christ stands side by side with similar myths, and his religion side by side with similar religions, are only repeating a very stale formula contradicted by a very striking fact. To suggest this I have not needed to go much beyond matters known to us all; I make no claim to learning; and have to depend for some things, as has rather become the fashion, on those who are more learned. As I have more than once differed from Mr. H. G. Wells in his view of history, it is the more right that I should here congratulate him on the courage and constructive imagination which carried through his vast and varied and intensely interesting work; but still more on having asserted the reasonable right of the amateur to do what he can with the facts which the specialists provide.

    * * *

    INTRODUCTION

    THE PLAN OF THIS BOOK

    There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there. The other is to walk round the whole world till we come back to the same place; and I tried to trace such a journey in a story I once wrote. It is, however, a relief to turn from that topic to another story that I never wrote. Like every book I never wrote, it is by far the best book I have ever written. It is only too probable that I shall never write it, so I will use it symbolically here; for it was a symbol of the same truth. I conceived it as a romance of those vast valleys with sloping sides, like those along which the ancient White Horses of Wessex are scrawled along the flanks of the hills. It concerned some boy whose farm or cottage stood on such a slope, and who went on his travels to find something, such as the effigy and grave of some giant; and when he was far enough from home he looked back and saw that his own farm and kitchen-garden, shining flat on the hill-side like the colours and quarterings of a shield, were but parts of some such gigantic figure, on which he had always lived, but which was too large and too close to be seen. That, I think, is a true picture of the progress of any really independent intelligence today; and that is the point of this book.

    The point of this book, in other words, is that the next best thing to being really inside Christendom is to be really outside it. And a particular point of it is that the popular critics of Christianity are not really outside it. They are on a debatable ground, in every sense of the term. They are doubtful in their very doubts. Their criticism has taken on a curious tone; as of a random and illiterate heckling. Thus they make current and anti-clerical cant as a sort of small-talk. They will complain of parsons dres

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    IC XC NIKA
  277. Re:Ninnle has you ! by kingj02 · · Score: 1
    Historically, there have been many pogroms and a lot of anti-sematism which stemmed from the notion that 'the Jews killed Jesus' and should collectivly be punished for it till they convert.

    My understanding is that Jesus HAD to die in order to save us from our sins. This implies that somebody HAD to kill him. So, doesn't that make the role of the executer just as important as Jesus?
    --
    Ardente veritate incendite tenebras mundi
  278. Grammar nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rein in, as in the horse controller, not reign in, as in Kings or Queens.

  279. Re:Ninnle has you ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember...christianity is a REVENGE based religion, much like Islam.

  280. Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I asked:
    "What choice did I make that resulted in this 'really bad situation that [I] can't escape by [myself]'?"

    Your reply was "The only condition for entering Heaven is a desire to enter. God won't force anyone to be there who doesn't want to be."

    So, the "choice" I made is not choosing what you believe in?

    Since belief is an emotional response, the "choice" I made is the same as the "green" example. If I like green, I go to Heaven, if I like blue, I go to Hell.

    "Hell is simply a word for the state of those who choose not to enter Heaven."

    Strange, when I read the Bible, I see references to burning.

    Maybe you should spend some more time reading the Bible and less time reading C.S. Lewis?

    1. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      So, the "choice" I made is not choosing what you believe in?

      Doesn't matter what I believe in. What matters is what's true.

      If I'm wrong, you don't have any of the problems I described. Might have other problems, though :).

      Since belief is an emotional response...

      Where did you get this idea? Shouldn't beliefs be formed from careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence? Forming beliefs based on emotion is foolish.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    2. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by ashayh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Shouldn't beliefs be formed from careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence?
      Really ? Is that why 90+% people in a country like say, Italy are christians?
      Is that why a person born to a Hindu family in India "chooses" to be hindu and not shinto? Because his belief was formed from careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence? Is that why a Amreican Indian born in a Cherokee tribe in 1600AD chose his religion and "chose" not to be a neighbouring Chicksaw ?
      If I go back in time, kidnap you when you were 2 yrs old and somehow get you adopted by a rural buddist japanese family, would you still choose your belief by a "careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence" ?
      Do you even see what I'm trying to say here ? I'm saying that free will is a myth for the vast majority of people. Its the society where they are born in, the atmosphere they grow up in that shapes your belief. And its the same for you. Thats why you "chose" christianity.

      Thats why a two yr old boy born to a taliban terrorist is far far more likely to follow militant islamic beliefs. And if you were to go adopt this kid right now.. guees what beliefs he will choose.
      Makes me wonder why your god gave birth to this taliban kid in Afghan when he could have easily put him in a rich white suburb in Boston.

    3. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      Is that why 90+% people in a country like say, Italy are christians? Is that why a person born to a Hindu family in India "chooses" to be hindu and not shinto? Because his belief was formed from careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence? Is that why a Amreican Indian born in a Cherokee tribe in 1600AD chose his religion and "chose" not to be a neighbouring Chicksaw ?

      I suppose, then, people who blow up other people because of their beliefs aren't personally responsible. Their religion made them do it?

      People around the world change their religion every day, if given the freedom to do so.

      Two thousand+ years ago, there were no Christians. If people only get religion from their parents, how is it there's about a billion Christians or so in the world today? Ditto for Islam (except started more recently and is maybe growing faster). Some of this may be coerced, but a lot of people freely convert from one faith to another.

      In a free society, people have as much free will as they want to have. No more, no less.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    4. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by ashayh · · Score: 1

      I suppose, then, people who blow up other people because of their beliefs aren't personally responsible. Their religion made them do it?
      Let me ask you again. If you go back in time and get your parents to adopt one of those 9/11 terrorists... do you think that he will turn out to be a person with the same beliefs?Dosent that mean that the society and atmosphere you are born in rules your beliefs. And religion is a part of that society and atmosphere.
      If people only get religion from their parents, how is it there's about a billion Christians or so in the world today?
      If people really gave a great deal of thought to their beliefs, why are there only a billion christians? Why wont the smart people in Japan, India, China convert to chiristinity as it is the only right path according to many people. If people thought and chose, it should be really abvious atleast to educated and smart people that christianity is the only way to god. And which christianity should they choose ? Catholic ? Protestant lutheran jehovas witness mormon .. amish...kkk ?
      In a free society, people have as much free will as they want to have.
      ? I just explained that no society is or has been as "free" as you seem to suggest.

    5. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Rules? No. Influences? Sure.

      Nobody is a slave to their culture.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    6. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by ashayh · · Score: 1

      Taliban? Amish?
      Ok these may be extreme cultures...but how can you say nobody ?
      And perhaps how open to adaptation and change a culture is depends on its extremism ? When outside influence is stronger than their rules rituals and belifs, a culture is bound to change.I've seen it among my relatives.(Witchcraft practice is now normal only among my not so educated relatives and caste members)
      Perhaps saying "most people are slaves of their cultures" would be more appropriate.

    7. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Has no one ever left the Taliban or Amish culture?

      No culture is all-powerful. No one is a slave to their culture. They may be slaves to their own pre-conceptions, but there is nothing preventing anybody from going and doing something different.

      Is it difficult? Sometimes dangerous? Often costly? Sure. But, my point stands: Nobody is a slave to their culture.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    8. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by ashayh · · Score: 1

      I did say cultures change/adapt didnt I ?
      But there still are people who call themselves taliban or the amish and refuse to break away...so how do you claim nobody is a slave ?
      Certainly every slave has the possibility of being a "free" man.
      But how will he be free? When some one does leave his culture in a hurry its mostly because of some outside influence and not because he sat down and thought about it all by himself.
      Therefore, people who sit down and think for themselves, people who want to break away in a radical fashion are called leaders/philosophers/loonies/radicals.
      Certainly most major religions began this way..
      But I'm hardly an expert on this(I wonder if ther is one).. so feel free to disagree.

    9. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      If somebody refuses to break away from their culture, the culture is not enslaving them. They are making a choice to subscribe to that culture.

      I have a great deal of faith in individual initiative to improve one's lot. It'd done wonders for me.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    10. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by ashayh · · Score: 1

      I have a great deal of faith in individual initiative to improve one's lot.
      Did I mention I'm totally unlike a typical person my culture produces ? But I really cant say I have the same faith you have, looking at individuals around me.

    11. Re:Now, I'll put your answer into my question. by CaptainAvatar · · Score: 1

      The point is not so much that beliefs shouldn't be based on careful reasoning and analysis, it's that usually they aren't. Most people don't study all the religions on offer and make some sort of rational choice between them, they vaguely follow the belief of their parents, or some not dissimilar belief with which they are culturally comfortable. Yes, some do made a decision; that's why, in an odd way, I have more respect for born-again Christians who have made a conscious decision to be baptised into their faith, than (say) Catholics who are born into it. (And I say that as an agnostic lapsed Catholic who probably holds markedly different political and social views to most born-agains ...) But even then, I still doubt they would have seriously considered Shinto, animism, voudoun or whathaveyou as an alternative to Christianity.

      --
      The real Captain Avatar is a fictional character, so I suppose he doesn't mind if I impersonate him.
  281. Don't read much Arthur C. Clarke, do you? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Ever see any of the 2001 movies or read the books? How about "Childhood's End"? Arthur C. Clarke has a big thing about aliens taking the place of God.

    --
    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    1. Re:Don't read much Arthur C. Clarke, do you? by buckminsterinsd · · Score: 1

      I don't think he has a very positive view of religion. He's quoted as saying:
      ____________________

      Religion is a disease promoted by starvation, because hungry people hallucinate, and then pray for food. This is why so many religions encourage fasting: it weakens the mind.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      Although religious beliefs mainly result from brain damage acquired in early life, the worst symptoms (e.g. churchgoing) are often delayed for years.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      God invented Religion to hide Herself from Mankind.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      Of all the evils that God, in Her inscrutable wisdom, inflicted upon Mankind, Religion is by far the worst.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      Nothing matches Religion in its power to make good men do evil, e.g. witch burning and the Inquisition.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      The psychologist who famously remarked that chastity was the rarest of all sexual perversions might have added that Religion was the most common.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      As the opening words of the Lord's Prayer demonstrate, monotheistic religions are pathological artifacts of sexual reproduction. They rarely occur among such entities as intelligent egg-layers, clones, computers, colonial organisms, hive-minds, slime-molds, or sentient networks, etc.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      Ockham's Principle - "Plurality should not be assumed without necessity" - favors the hypothesis of a single Creator. The "infinite regress" objection - "Who created the Creator?" - may be taken care of (translation: swept under the carpet) by a useful recent invention.
      Welcome to the Singularity.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, "Thoughts for Today (and Tomorrow)," Free Inquiry, Vol. 23, No. 1, Winter 2002/2003, p. 16

      Fiction is more than non-fiction, in some ways. You can create a universe of your own. You can stretch people's minds, alerting them to the possibilities of the future, which is very important in an age where things are changing rapidly.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, interview for the The Onion, Vol. 40 Issue 07, February 18, 2004

      [N]ow I've combined all my beliefs into this phrase I've been circulating: "Religion is the most malevolent of all mind viruses." It's adapted from a phrase by the British writer and scientist Richard Dawkins, who said that religion was a mind virus, an idea that infected the mind. He said that not all mind-viruses are malignant; some may even be beneficial. But many are harmful - racist theories, for instance.
      - Sir Arthur C. Clarke, interview for the The Onion, Vol. 40 Issue 07, February 18, 2004

  282. Well said, Mycroft. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Well said. I've tried many times to say the exact same thing.

    --
    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
  283. This position is a bit too pat for me. by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they do know the difference between good and evil, it's unlikely they'd convert to most Earth religions. Too much of a track record re: killing unbelievers.

    First, a disclaimer; IANAB - I am not a believer. However, I've been making something of a study of religions since 9/11, including the histories of Christianity, Islam, Judaism and Zoroastrianism, in search of clues to the roots of religious violence.

    The attitude above, which is common among many educated secularists, is excessively simplistic.

    The reason is that the separation of church and state is a very, very recent concept and is still not a totally realized political ideal. Therefore, it is extremely difficult to clearly delineate state violence or political violence from religious violence.

    I would say I can make two broad generalizations about large scale religious and non-religious violence:

    (1) Religious violence seldom occurs without corresponding political agendas; even the Crusades, which are the prime examples of holy wars, have substantial political underpinnings. Some wars, such as the early Muslim wars of conquest, are often perceived in religious terms but turn out to have virtually no religious underpinnings.

    (2) Political agendas are perfectly capable of large scale violence without recourse to religion, for example Hitler, Stalin and Pol Pot.

    Religion is tied up with violence and warfare in an extremely complex ways. Commonly accepted religious systems can be used as frameworks in which ideologies both supporting and opposing war can be posed. My original hypothesis in beginning to study the nexus between religion and war is that religion is a powerful motivator towards war. This, however, I have eventually come to reject. The next hypothesis is that religion is a powerful amplifier of human violence (and anti-violence). Yet I don't feel that the historical evidence is so clear cut on that even. Yes there are incidents where religious fervor appears to be a powerful amplifier of violence, such as in the sacking of Jerusalem in the first Crusade. Yet it is equally true that ethnic, racial and ideological ideas can play exactly the same role.

    I would say that religion is often used as a tool to support political agendas. However it is a somewhat untrustworthy tool in the hands of the tyrant. Conservative elements in the great world religions can often cut in ways a ruler might not wish. For example, Sharia evolved as a check on the political power of the caliphs starting from Muawiyah I and later. Admittedly, as a legal system for modern times, Sharia leaves much to be desired. But it has its attractions to muslims who feel abused and downtrodden; this attraction is incoprehensible to anyone who takes the kind of historically simplistic view of religion that secularists do.

    --
    Post may contain irony: discontinue use if experiencing mood swings, nausea or elevated blood pressure.
  284. Excellent post. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Right/Wrong are concepts.

    No matter how fine you grind the Universe, you will never find a single atom of "Right" or "Wrong".

    The same with Moral/Immoral/Amoral.

    Nor Evil/Good.

    From the original article:
    "There is evil in the world, that's an observed fact."

    He is incorrect. Unless by "an observed fact" he means "my opinion".

    Also from the original article:
    "The point is, if you're going to convert somebody, you have to treat them as an equal."

    Incorrect. The easiest way is to beat them into submission and then indoctrinate their children.

    There is no universal morality.
    There is no universal right.
    There is no universal good.

    They are all judgement calls based upon each person's beliefs and values.

  285. Born again bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get a life. Jesus was a man. He was no more god than the rest of us.

    Use your mind and your eyes. Trust reality. What you see, hear, smell, and feel is what is real. Your actual experience of life is a much more important guide than some book from thousands of years ago.

    1. Re:Born again bullshit by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I agree completly, and my experience of life is that I have felt the hand of God on my shoulder. Just a few short months ago he made me get up from my PC and walk into a church. A few weeks ago he stopped me getting into my car and made me go back inside. Two weeks after that I fought a physically tough battle against God as I refused to accept Him. It actually hurt. The next day I chose to make a small step towards Jesus, and he washed through my life like a flood, changing every aspect of who I am over the course of 3 days.

      But hey, you can dismiss it and call me mad. I KNOW it is real.

      --
      You can't win Darth. If you mod me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
    2. Re:Born again bullshit by ArCaNe50 · · Score: 0

      amen. Just pray for these people. Rember you dont pray in preperation for a great work. Prayer is the great work.... god bless

  286. Re-read with Iraq == Earth, 'alien' == U.S.A by rskrishnan · · Score: 1

    What if the Titans (i.e. the inhabitants of the satellite Titan) visit Earth, and decide to "liberate" us from our "solar centric" views. After all they Titans have managed to live, prosper, and flourish in a satellite with _far_ less sunlight than Earth. Of course they'd try to disabuse us of our notion of day&night, that light is better than darkness etc. Perhaps they would incarcerate our political "leaders" (or is it moronic buffoons) and kick their (dumb)asses. Oh how I wish that would happen .....

  287. Religion and intellect by zpok · · Score: 1

    Some people think intelligent life wouldn't be religious. While we can all hope, I think that's a false assumption.

    If we try not to go for the easy judgmental definition of intelligence, we can all see that quite a few highly intelligent people are also very religious.

    Now why would aliens be more logical in that respect than we? Provided they don't come from Vulcan, my bet is that they'll be just as surprisingly gullible, selectively stupid and sometimes dangerous when it comes to "fundamental" things like who's christmas story and who's version of santa claus is the real and only one and will lead us to salvation.

    If religion has a biological foundation and function, then I think it's a safe bet to presume aliens have caught a wiff of the same madness.

    And if religion is there because indeed God is there, why they'd be religious too, especially if they're more intelligent, because they'd be better equipped to "see the truth".

    Now there's a depressing thought.

    --
    I think, therefore I am...I think.
  288. Vatican Texts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The library at Castel Gandolfo contains more than 22,000 volumes and possesses a valuable collection of rare antique books including works of Copernicus, Galileo, Newton, Kepler, Brahe, Clavius, and Secchi.

    Okay, so which one of these guys listed were NOT persecuted by the Catholic Church? Why did THEY get those works?

  289. Marklar by Zenjive · · Score: 1

    "But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!"
    "Yes, that's nice, thank you for stopping by."

    --


    A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with. - Tennessee Williams
  290. Discussion on Faith vs. Works by husker_man · · Score: 1


    And in black and white in the Bible we find the exact oppposite:

    "What doth it profit, my brethren, though a man say he hath faith, and have not works? can faith save him?" (James 2:14)

    You'd have to actually read it to know that, though.

    Let me guess: you also have to 'interpret it properly'.


    Context is the issue here. You are right in saying that you need deeds. The main problem, can one have faith without that selfsame faith showing itself in deeds?

    Further down in James 2:17-18:

    17 Thus also faith by itself, if it does not have works, it is dead
    18 But someone will say, "You have faith, and I have works." Show me your faith without your works and I will show you my faith by my works.

    Basically, one's faith will save you, but that faith will be demonstrated in your actions and deeds. It's not the deeds that gets one saved, but the faith behind the deeds. If someone claims to have great faith but no deeds to show in evidence, then you'd have to be a little more wary.

    So, both of the previous posters have valid points: the profession of faith and belief in Jesus's resurrection truly is all that's needed, and that the deeds/works that come from that faith must be seen as a testimony to that faith.

    Sorry for the long-winded reply ;=)
  291. Enron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, is Kenneth Lay of Enron fame a Christian or not?

    He claims to have the faith, but how about the deeds?

    How about the commandment involving "false witness"? The company "was doing fine" when he sold his stock!

    No easy way out, is there?

    How many other "American Christians" are following in his shoes?

    "There is no abuse of prisoners in Iraq!" we were told, in between prayer meetings of those alleged Christians.

  292. Yes it is by Teahouse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By nature Religion is territorial. Religion was one of the evolutionary factors of early society. It provided a better chance of survival by setting and reiterating societal rules. Unfortunately, as successful tribes expand and become civilizations, nations, super-powers, their vestigal religion comes along like an appendix.

    If people learn to live without religion, and take personal responsibility for their lives (don't be good to get into heaven, be good because it's smart for survival) the need for religion and the rules it evolved with go away.

    Unfortunately, people don't want to deal with death, and the message that one will continue moving on in an immortal fashion is far more seductive than accepting you are going to die and rot in a box till the Sun explodes.

    As for the harm religion can do, it is immense. Islam, Christian Crusades, Witch hunts, Jewish conquests, Hindu Thugee, terrrorism, and expansionism can all be traced back to religion. These competing religious ideas are just like competing species. They all want maximum expansion room and few competitors. Religion is a virus. If you want to believe in God, Yaweh, Vishnu, Allah, or Hecate, by all means do so. There is no need to be part of an organized group to do it. Religious heirarchy is an old concept that was once important to our survival, but now is as useless as a stone axe.

    --
    "Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."- Steven Wright
  293. Re:Ninnle has you ! - Nincompoop by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I didn't say the film causes anti-semitism. On the contrary, I was arguing that the controversy stemmed more from the life of the director and his (perceived) beliefs.

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    It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
  294. Re:Ninnle has you ! - Nincompoop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Landover Baptist Church - Where the worthwhile worship "the unsaved are not welcome (as jesus commanded*)".

    Yeah, that sounds like something jesus would say. lol. I guess you can't judge all protestants by this church, but I am sooo glad the Catholic Church has moved away from BS like this.

    Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy

    Nowdays, doctrine is more along the lines of ``we believe this, ... we think...but if you don't that's cool, cause we don't want to offend anyone''.

    It's not to avoid offending, its because Catholics believe that who you are as a person is more important than what church you go to, or if you even go to church. To me thats a hell-of-alot better than "we believe this and you have to too. Follow our rules! Here's some more laws!".

  295. Re:Ninnle has you ! by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Romantiphobia, I suppose. Or you could just say 'dago hater,' or anti-roman. I think people are more likely to hate ideas than people. Racist, maybe. I mean, there's not a word for someone who hates blacks, that I know of. But you do have the term 'White Supremicist' which describes a particular notion which includes disliking/subordinating blacks.

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    It's the end of my comment as I know it and I feel fine.
  296. re: Christ coming only to Earth or not by danguyf · · Score: 1

    Dan Bern touched on this question in a song, "Planet with Two Sons". It's a funnier listen than it is a read, but here's the relevant bit:

    I understand Jesus visited you
    2,000 years ago
    He came to us more recently
    Six hundred and twenty-five years ago
    Don't feel sorry that you treated him bad,
    Everybody does
    Don't feel bad that you put him on a cross
    We flushed him down a black hole!

  297. Re:When they discover how destructive religion is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No! No! No!

    We must assume that these superior beings are not like Dubya, who does not do subtlety!

    The truth is that they would find out how destructive religion is TO US and then use it to manipulate us all rotten!!!

    A certain Karl Marx (not to be confused with Groucho) said,"Religion is the opiate of the masses!".

    How could truly superior beings pass up such an opportunity?

  298. James Blish's _A Case of Conscience_ by jgs · · Score: 1

    Anyone interested in a fictional exploration of Catholicism and extraterrestrial life ought to take a look at the SF classic A Case of Conscience by James Blish. This or this Google search will find you lots of reviews and discussion. The book is still in print.

    Blish has also written some other good religious-themed SF. Note that though it uses religion as a theme, it's not tract fiction, not even very good tract fiction like that of C. S. Lewis. It just uses religion as a fascinating element of the plot, it doesn't preach.

  299. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We can't communicate with dolphins because we didn't have the need to do so.

    can't and won't are two different things.

  300. Re:Dolphin Communication by comedian23 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are clearly high speed, high altitude weather ballons. Now move along, there is nothing to see here. Look at all the pretty pictures of Iraq, and the Presidential race, and sport, American Idol, etc., etc.

  301. And what is "true"? by khasim · · Score: 1

    "Doesn't matter what I believe in. What matters is what's true."

    Incorrect. Until someone establishes Heaven or Hell via verifiable (and repeatable) evidence, "true" is this context is "whatever you believe".

    "If I'm wrong, you don't have any of the problems I described. Might have other problems, though :)."
    -and-
    "Where did you get this idea? Shouldn't beliefs be formed from careful analysis of arguments, reasoning and evidence? Forming beliefs based on emotion is foolish."

    Yet you believe as "true" something that has not been established via evidence (Heaven and Hell).

    Yes, forming beliefs based on emotion is foolish. But that is what your belief is. Otherwise, it would be a fact and not a belief.

    Now, you may have a belief that is later established as a fact, but that does not change the method by which you originally arrived at your belief.

    Since there is no verifiable method of determining the existance of Heaven or Hell, then any belief in them is irrational.

    1. Re:And what is "true"? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      "Doesn't matter what I believe in. What matters is what's true."

      Incorrect.

      So now you're saying what I believe matters more than what's true? Wow, I didn't know I was that important :).

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    2. Re:And what is "true"? by khasim · · Score: 1

      Read the subject line.

      My statement IN FULL is:
      "Incorrect. Until someone establishes Heaven or Hell via verifiable (and repeatable) evidence, "true" is this context is "whatever you believe"."

      Why are you attempting to take my statement out of context?

      What YOU think is "true" is whatever YOU believe. Despite the lack of FACTUAL evidence.

      Again, a belief that is not based upon factual evidence is, by definition, irrational.

      Such as your belief in Heaven and Hell.

      Irrational.

    3. Re:And what is "true"? by ashayh · · Score: 1

      "Doesn't matter what I believe in. What matters is what's true."
      These two sentences are contradictory... as existance of heaven and hell(and other things) is not proven. But you accept it as true and believe in it.
      Hence:
      Incorrect.
      And your argument elsewhere that beliefs are chosen by carefull examination of arguments, evidence etc etc falls apart as well. Where have you found evidence of heaven and hell ?

  302. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your gullible nature is lamentable.

  303. Re:Dolphin Communication by comedian23 · · Score: 1

    What is with the rash of AC posters lately? It seems like every person on here hides their identity and then writes nonsense posts like this one. If you are posting AC for a reason, such as you work for a company we are talking about or some such thing, fine. If you have something useful to say which then log in. Otherwise please go away.

    *changes preferences to exclude score:0 posts*

  304. "only faith" is nonsense and unscriptural by canicus · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. I used to buy that, but then, I read Church history, read other theological views for their merits, and so on. What I found was not only did the views that works count, but also, that the opposite, that they don't count and only faith counts, cannot be found anywhere in the Bible. In fact, the belief didn't appear until Martin Luther decided to make it up, and he even went so far as to change the text of the Bible to support his novelty (he changed "by faith" in Rom. 3.28 to "by faith alone" to "clarify" the plain meaning of the Greek).

    Scriptures discussing the importance of works:

    James (the whole book), particularly the famous 2.17. And nowhere in this book does it say that works are just a manifestation of the faith that is present. He actually ridicules his detractors by saying they can show him their faith without works, and he'll show his with works. St. James would laugh at this notion, just as he pokes fun at people with similar notions in the text.

    Jesus commands the rich young ruler to sell all he has to get eternal life in Luke 18.18-30, and this is a command not a suggestion. No, Christ probably doesn't mandate that for everyone, but He did for this young man. Christ *does* go on to say that those who abandoned all for His sake will find eternal life in v. 29-30. He makes no statement there on belief.

    Jesus, in speaking about the ten virgins in Matthew 25. They all waited for the bridegroom to appear, but only five did the work of getting extra oil, and when the bridegroom appeared, the foolish begged for some of the oil from the wise virgins, but the wise refused it, because there wouldn't be enough oil for the two of them. Clearly, both were looking forward to the bridegroom (faith), but only half had prepared themselves beyond that, and so, only half got in, and the Lord replied at their petitions "I do not know you."

    Next comes the parable of the slaves entrusted with talents. They were all given a deposit, but because one did nothing with it, then he was cast out into the darkness. Nevertheless, he had the deposit to start with.

    He closes that section with the parable of sheep and goats, in which some cry out "Lord, Lord, did I not..." and He will reply "I never knew you." There, the people were working miracles and casting out demons by the Lord's power and evidently under a confession of His name, but they still didn't get it (remember, this can only be done by the Lord's power, as "Satan cannot cast out Satan."). Christ's criticism was on what they did not do "I was hungry and you gave me no food..." (this is echoed in Matthew 7.22). All these three are emphatic analogies, and rather than having an escape clause for a "only faith" approach, they all have people condemned who had faith, but not works.

    Another telling point is tht it took Martin Luther to come up with this. Why didn't the author of the Didache know about it, who learned from the Apostles? What about St. Clement, the companion of Paul, who wrote the book I Clement? Where is it in St. Ignatius in all his epistles, who was taught by the Apostle John? None of these men had any clue about such a belief, and their writings contradict it. It took a monk, who was willing to alter Scripture, arrogant, and quite creative to make it up, but he could supply no historical or liturgical evidence for it from Christianity's history; just his own peculiar interpretation of Scripture (2 Pet. 1.20).

    "Thus every good tree produces good fruit, but a rotten tree produces evil fruit. A good tree cannot produce evil fruit, nor can a rotten tree produce good fruit. Every tree not producing good fruit is cut down and cast into the fire. Consequently, by their fruits you shall know them. "Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven." -- Jesus Christ in Luke 7.17-21.

    "And they were judged, each according to his works" -- Revelation 20.13 in reference to the final judgement.

  305. The problem of the 'plurality of worlds' by patiwat · · Score: 3, Informative

    The problem of the 'plurality of worlds' isn't new to the Church. In the introduction to James Blish's "A Case of Conscience" (1958, Winner of the Hugo Award), the author notes:


    I was gratified to receive also several letters from theologians who knew the present Church position on the problem of the 'plurality of worlds', as most of my correspondents obviously did not ...

    I will quote Mr Gerald Heard, who has summarized the position best of all:

    If there are many planets inhabited by sentient creatures, as most astronomers (including Jesuits) now suspect, then each one of such planets (solar or non-solar) must fall into one of three categories:

    (a) Inhabited by sentient creatures, but without souls; so to be treated with compassion but extra-evangelically.
    (b) Inhabited by sentient creatures with fallen souls, through an original but not inevitable ancetral sin; so to be evangelized with urgent missionary charity.
    (c) Inhabited by sentient soul-endowed creatures that have not fallen, who therefore
    (1) inhabit an unfallen, sinless paradisal world;
    (2) who therefore we must contact not to propagandize, but in order that we may learn from them the conditions (about which we can only speculate) of creatures living in perpetual grace, endowed with all the virtues in perfection, and both immortal and in complete happiness for always possessed of and with the knowledge of God.


    Of course, the aliens that are the subject of Blish's book fall into none of these scenarios...

    1. Re:The problem of the 'plurality of worlds' by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      "(c) Inhabited by sentient soul-endowed creatures that have not fallen, who therefore
      (1) inhabit an unfallen, sinless paradisal world;
      (2) who therefore we must contact not to propagandize, but in order that we may learn from them the conditions (about which we can only speculate) of creatures living in perpetual grace, endowed with all the virtues in perfection, and both immortal and in complete happiness for always possessed of and with the knowledge of God."

      what about option c-2.a?

      Leave them alone. As we might introduce original sin and screw up their unfallen sinless paradisal world. They'd probably really appreciate that.

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  306. fourth option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The summary of the article mentions three possible ideas: (1) they are too different to communicate with, (2) we convert them to our religion, and (3) they convert us to theirs.

    So what about a fourth possibility? What if we discover an alien civilization and once we start communicating with them, we find that one of their religions is exactly the same as one of our religions? What if we find that that same religion keeps popping up over and over again on every planet we visit? If there is, in fact, one true religion, wouldn't it make sense for it to develop on all the planets?

    If this ever happens, I predict that the masses will grasp that the chances of this happening purely by coincidence are quite small, and there will be a massive "oh crap, I'd better get to church right now" reaction. :-)

  307. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But we do communicate with dolphins. How do you think we get them to perform tricks on command?

    Hell, my cat communicates with me nearly every day. Based on her vocal calls I know if she's out of food or if she just wants to be pet.

  308. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just DARPA's latest fighter tech. No big deal.

  309. Or... by mforbes · · Score: 1

    The evolution of their society was such that, as new data was obtained and analyzed over the course of their history, they discarded outmoded philosophies and superstitions, and wonder why we haven't.

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    Allegedly real newspaper headline from 1998:
    Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

  310. Re:Dolphin Communication by Beautyon · · Score: 1

    INVISIBLE fighte tech?

    Put down the crack pipe before you post!

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  311. All Hail Eris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anything more would be superfluous!

  312. God's tests to determine faith. by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    The belief in God is not separable from the believe that God gave man the choice. He "tests" to see those who have chosen correctly. That is not to say that there are not instances where he has decided someone will do a thing, but it is not correct to compare the two.

    It is not a very hard concept to grasp unless you come at it from an anti-religious angle.

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  313. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    these are pavlovian responses, and not true bi-directional communication.

  314. There Couldn't Be Two? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There can be only one!"

  315. That is a patently horrible analogy. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    You don't make promises to the fish in terms the fish can comprehend that if it believes hard enough, it'll be able to live outside of the tank once it dies or you flush it down the toilet, do you?

    I swear...

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  316. Buncha fairies. by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

    David Brin wrote a story about aliens actually being faeries that had to give themselves some kind of "scientific" basis to keep people believing in them (which they depended on for their existence). Aliens really do have a lot in common with faeries: pointy ears, big eyes, antennae, like to abduct people, really into anal probes...

  317. comprising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    s/comprising/compromising/p ... unless of course you meant that ACing is legitimate only when relaying something that is potentially composed of information? Maybe that would be more funny, I dunno.
    The only legitimate reason to post as an anonymous coward is to protect your identity when relaying potentially comprising information.
    I think my post is the exception that proves that rule, right? How the hell can an exception prove the rule, unless the exception is allowed by the rule, in which case, it's not an exception. Who are you calling a psycho?

    Actually, I just posted AC to mess with you. Funny post. Me like.
  318. Fun with editing! by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
    Having both read the report now and watched the video, I have to ask - where's the rest of the video? They weren't turning the camera on for 10-second periods, then shutting it off for ten minutes, then turning it on again, so where's the rest?

    Reason I ask is that the video starts out showing 1 light. Camera is already centered on it, and the light is holding steady in frame. Where was the acquisition part?

    Video then cuts to shots of plane, interviews, etc. When it returns, there's suddenly two lights, side by side! When did the second one get there? Did it just appear, did it fly in from one side, did it split off the first? There's got to be more footage.

    More edits, suddenly 3 lights, all looking like they've been there for hours. More edits, and 8 lights... but again, no joining of the others, no 'nothing there, suddenly light' frames. They're just there, as if they've always been there.

    Every UFO video I've ever seen in my life has been chopped up this way, and I have no idea why. Two lights holding still in the center of the camera frame is a lot less interesting to me than 1 light swooping in from one side to join the first and then holding steady.

    The fact that we never see the full unedited clips makes me quite suspicious.

    -T

    1. Re:Fun with editing! by daina · · Score: 1
      I couldn't agree more.

      The still photos were taken from a much higher quality video. The stuff we're seeing is edited for television, and whomever edited probably knows nothing about aerodynamics and may therefore have cut out all the interesting bits.

      When I said "convincing" I meant that it didn't appear to be an obvious fraud. The reason I posted this was in hopes that some Slashdot reader would have a link to the real video, or else would point out some mundane explanation for the incident.

      I am a sceptic. The Internet is great for debunking, but it only works if a lot of eyes see the evidence. Well-documented UFO incidents most likely represent a rare presentation of something common, or a common presentation of something rare. Anyone who wants me to believe the latter had better present me with the raw data in veery high resolution.

      Anyone charging a fee for such evidence automatically gets written off in my book as having a secondary gain motive, so it had better be freely available!

      Come to think of it, shouldn't all information be like that?

      Daina

  319. Your hate is obvious by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Regardless of your animosity towards Christians I will oblige you with a response.

    Exodus provides the story of when Moses was given the Ten Commandments and what they were. In the same book, ch 21+ The Lord sets down other laws of which his people, Israel, are to obey. Many of these laws, while not of the stature of the Ten Commandments, are never the less important. Specifically the kidnap of any being is subject to the punishment of DEATH.

    21'16 A kidnaper, whether he sells his victim or still has him when caught, shall be put to death.

    About as clear as can be.

    The fact is EVERY ABHORRENT ACT did not need to be categorized. That categorization is the defense used by people who cannot put forth a logical argument.

    So instead of filling your child with your hatred towards Christians, which can and may manifest itself in ways you never imagined or intended; in otherwords bigotry knows no bounds, perhaps it would be best to allow him to decide for himself.

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  320. Well lookee here! by Atario · · Score: 1
    [Item about religion]

    ( Read More... | 839 of 1086 comments | science.slashdot.org )


    Mmmm, smell that? Smells like flamewar!

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  321. Re:Dolphin Communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Calling something a logical fallacy doesn't make it so. You have to cite your reasons.

    How about living on the same planet as a frame of reference? Using your own (misguided) logic, what kind of common frame of reference are we supposed to have with these ETs that we know nothing about?

    An alien race does not have to resemble us in any form for them to be sentient. Go read OSC's Speaker for the Dead.

  322. Analogy is fine. by comedian23 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so your arguement is that since God makes demands of us he should explain why we have to behave like that? And if he didn't then you won't believe in him? Isn't going to heaven for eternity enough for you? Now you want to know why? Maybe our feeble brains can't understand? Maybe he is a space alien from the 100th dimension doing experiments on 4th dimensional beings, but if he tells us it's all a big experiment it will mess up the results? Who knows.

    If you do believe in God you are probably going to be more worried about not spending the rest of eternity having boiling water poured on your crotch, than why it just doesn't make sense to you.

    The "I don't believe because I have never seen any evidence of his existence," theory makes sense. But to me the "I don't believe because I can't figure out the motivations of a omniscient supreme being," makes no sense.

    I think the analogy holds as long as you don't try to extend it to cover the entire God/man relationship. It was designed only to illustrate the difference in perspective & knowledge between the owner and the fish.

  323. No reason to be a playa' hata' by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    You just jealous, fool.

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  324. You're right. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    But you're ignoring (and so is the great-grandparent) that God also wants to love the fish and see that love returned, the slashdot faithful earlier emphasized said claims. That relationship is NOT expected of the fish and the fish owner.

    There was no reason to spend a paragraph and throw it out there, to just riddle it with clarifications. A relationship between dog and man would be more symbolic of how that mangod relationship _should_ work, but the "show me the evidence" types (such as myself) would have issue with that. (The dog is clearly aware of the man even though he is not his master, but I am not aware of God.... etc.)

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    1. Re:You're right. by comedian23 · · Score: 1

      > A relationship between dog and man would be more symbolic of how that mangod relationship _should_ work, but the "show me the evidence" types (such as myself) would have issue with that.

      Agree. As you say with the fish analogy there is the issue of demands. We have no demands on our fish while we do have demands of our dogs(to stay off the bed, not bite, etc.) And the dog analogy has the problem that a dog is aware of it's master where fish are not(well, not to any real extent). Ah, forget it. I'm swearing off analogies for a while. Someone else on ./ poked fun at my analogy recently too. Oh well...

  325. It's been repeated on the Simpsons, IIRC by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    which can infect anyone's mind and not be able to pin the source.

    It's been repeated by people, in articles, blogs, and other places as well. I think Carlin was the first to use the expression "invisible man up there" in that flippant context (maybe he wasn't the first, but he was probably the first that people remembered and attributed to him without becoming blocking such heresey from their minds)

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  326. More likely... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    They'd dismiss the question the first time it was asked...

    "Do you believe in God?"

    "?"

    "You know, an omnipotent, omnipresent being that cares for all?"

    "mu"

    "Yes, or no?"

    "No, mu. As in, there's no way to intelligently answer that. I didn't even think you were serious for a minute there."

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  327. At least he has a sense of humor by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Based on the Jehovah's Witness remark and the photo of him laughing, apparently he has a sense of humor. But his comment about alien races possibly being convertible to terrestrial religion is kind of scary. On one hand it evokes images of Starvin' Marvin in a starfighter. On the other hand I see Pat Robertson seriously soliciting contributions to build an XB79 Galactic Cruiser with plasma-warp force shields and laser cannons.

    I've always believed that contact with extraterrestrials will be the beginning of the end of many Earthly religions, as people come to grips with the idea that spirituality is just a local effort to cope with unknowns. But the tenacity of religious leaders to cling to doctrine in the face of contradiction, and the willingness of their flocks to do whatever they command, have always been major driving forces in human history that will probably never go away.

  328. In all my life... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    I have never ONCE heard anyone talk about how they would like to impress their religion upon visiting aliens. Most people that consider what it'd be like to meet aliens would want to talk them about things like: "Do you guys really abduct people" and "How did you get all the way over here, and where are you from?" and stuff like that.

    What kind of person wants to meet complete strangers and interrogate about his personal philosophy? Missionaries, and Socrates. I really thought Socrates was an wise-ass.

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  329. Clarification... by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    People who take this athiestic position believe an additional assumption:

    "If I have no independant evidence of something, it doesn't exist."

    Of course, you could ask them to clarify that... because there are lots of things that you have no evidence for that you probably believe, like that there's 12 protons in a carbon atom.

    Did you count?

    So you read books and listen to people you trust. So the assumption changes:

    "If I have no independant evidence of something, and someone claims it does exist but cannot demonstrate independant evidence, or they have not gained my trust, then they have unknown reasons to tell me this and I should reject their assertion."

    God fits right in there, if it isn't already "obvious" to you because someone you trust told you so.

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    1. Re:Clarification... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Man, as much as the new movies suck, there are plenty of wonderful lines to quote. From your post:

      "If I have no independant evidence of something, it doesn't exist."

      "If it does not exist in our records, it does not exist."

      I get sick of people asking "So you only believe that which you can see and hear and otherwise sense yourself?" The answer is obviously "no", because it would be impossible to function under such conditions. But the answer, "no", doesn't automatically mean I *have* to believe in God, which is usually the implication. If that's the case, there are many many things I can dream of that have no evidence to disprove their existence.

      The most important question isn't "Is there a God?", it's "what does it matter?". If you like to be nice to people, and aren't looking for trouble, it doesn't matter one bit if there is or isn't a God.

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  330. Nope. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    A lot of athiests and agnostics came around to their beliefs on their own (I know I did). And this is after having been fairly firm believers, impressed upon by family and friends.
    It's not a faddish thing... it's something you come to terms with and attempt to reconcile.

    I don't really see outward bashing of the beliefs of Christianity at all in the media and in the workplace. Criticism is one thing (and it is rightly deserved), and I think all religions' foibles are fair game for comedy. It's not fashionable. In fact, recently, with the Bush administration, it's become "unpatriotic" and those who might have openly disagreed before keep quiet now.

    Sorry your crisis of faith didn't shake you to the foundations.

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  331. Re:Dolphin Communication by williwilli · · Score: 1

    I dunno, it is of course hard to say for certain, but I believe I've seen some rather impressive cognitive abilities from my dog.

    Most dogs will chase a ball or something; my little miniature weiner dog will just roll it back and forth, by flipping it with his nose, if the game is taking place in a small area. I've 'tested' his geometry abilities by encouraging him to bounce the ball against a wall before it reaches me. I will bounce it against a wall to him, then I can alter the position of my hand ("the receiver") and he will alter the angle that he rolls the ball at to cause the correct reflection and send the ball to me. It's not always perfect; he can't always send it in a straight line because he is so small and near to the ground -- he sometimes hits his nose on the ground when he sneezes :-( But despite an occasional bad shot, I've done this enough times to be pretty certain he understands the geometric concept.

    That is perhaps a more rudimentary, physical world interaction, as opposed to language. But he is not only very good at sound recognition (he can tell the difference between the phone making a regular ring (which is OK) and an intercom request from outside (slightly different ring, meaning someone is outside, meaning he needs to bark to defend the territory)), he also apparently understands concepts of 'who' and 'where'. He definitely recognizes people and places, even getting excited during car trips to various locations we frequent -- he recognizes the scenery and route. If someone is not in the room and you ask him "where is Mom?", he will search them out. If mom is not around, he does not search (unless I make him). He recognizes mom's voice over the phone, but does not get up and start searching the room for her -- he seems to understand the phone to some degree.. certainly not how it works at a technical level, or where my mom is calling from, but he seems to understand that it IS mom, she just isn't here... (recordings would probably be very confusing, though)

    I've been able to string together various words that he knows, and get responses from him the seem to indicate he understands strings of words/phrases/sounds. This can be extremely impressive. (He's an english speaking dog! Well, aside from being 'mute' ;-) ) I honestly believe a lot of this canine ability is determined by the environment the dog grows up and lives in. If a pup is born from a malnurished or poisoned dog, it might not have the same physical capacity for cognitive ability. If the dog is chained in a junkyard, never is spoken to, and only gets kicked when someone walks by, I would not expect the same responses or interaction from it. But when the dog is young, raised in a caring environment, respected, and communicated with, the dog will respond and make efforts in the same ways. I don't expect my dog to start spouting Shakespeare, but I do (obviously) think he is pretty intelligent. ;-)

  332. (OT) Re:Or how about by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

    I read through your linked page. Some of your points show valid problems, but others are based on (from my POV) faulty logic, or have already been widely defused. Specifically, points 2, 3, 5, and possibly 9 are ones I'd be interested in responding to, but doing that on Slashdot tends to start flame wars. However, if you're interested, I'll post my thoughs and we can dialogue.

  333. A question for the protestants by Asphixiat · · Score: 1

    So did Jesus die for the ET's too? If so - and we meet a civilisation of humans (match our DNA and everything), and they have no religion or completely different relig.....what would that mean?

    (the Catholics believe in good/evil and penance - so ET's could fit into Catholic dogma - but I can't see how they'd fit into the protestant faiths)

  334. Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting thought experiment that I haven't encountered before. Thanks!

    Suppose a super-entity appears and performs that demonstration. My view is that these hypotheses are indistinguishable:

    (1) The super-entity is omnipotent.
    (2) The super-entity has limited power, but its limited power is larger than anything *I* can conceive.

    I think I have to agree with your conclusion: that at some level of (2), *I* cannot distinguish between (1) and (2).

    However, I am comfortable accepting an entity that satisfies (2) as God.

    1. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by barawn · · Score: 1

      I think I have to agree with your conclusion: that at some level of (2), *I* cannot distinguish between (1) and (2).

      Exactly. Unless you yourself *are* God, you can't tell if the other being is God or not. I'm pretty sure this is strictly provable with a bit of math and logic - the only way you can create a complete mapping (i.e. everything in your target set is mapped by something in the source set - there's a better term in mathematics for this) with a set of cardinality aleph(0) is with a set of cardinality aleph(0) or higher.

      However, I am comfortable accepting an entity that satisfies (2) as God.

      You're more trusting than I am. Given the blind following that accompanies belief in a God, I'd be more inclined to believe that it's a being who intends to use my belief for its own subversive purpose. I've seen enough Star Trek for that. :)

    2. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      The math term for a "complete" mapping such as you describe is "onto".

      Hey, I didn't say how I would react to God. I've seen as much Star Trek as you have. :) That's why I avoided the word in my last post -- the word "God" invokes a whole bundle of concepts, including a connotation of uniqueness which I didn't mean to imply.

      On a tangent: a long time ago, I made up a passphrase for myself, in case I ever have access to time travel and need to identify myself to my younger self. Then I thought about all the other ways besides time travel that somebody else could learn the passphrase and display it to me. It could be time-travelling me; or it could be someone with telepathy; or I could have been drugged/brainwashed at some point; or I could just talk in my sleep.

      However, if a super-being made itself known to me and demonstrated its super-potence to me in every way that I could think of, and then claimed to be the God of $HOLY_TEXT, and then asked me to worship it according to $HOLY_TEXT, I sure would!

    3. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      (1) The super-entity is omnipotent.
      (2) The super-entity has limited power, but its limited power is larger than anything *I* can conceive.

      However, I am comfortable accepting an entity that satisfies (2) as God.

      That makes no sense.

      If there's a being with limited power, then this implies the possibility of another being with a slightly greater power, and yet another being with still greater power, and so on. In which case, none of these entities can be "God" (at least by the Christian definition) because there'd always be something greater (or do you care if your God has a God?). Accepting a creature as your "God" just because it's more advanced than you is no less foolish or ill-fated than the native American's early worship of European settlers.

    4. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      You have misread the scenario.

      It's not a question of whether another entity is 'more powerful' than me. It's a question of whether another entity can perform every action that I can conceive and express.

      Levitate. Produce a 100 kilogram block of gold. Factor this 1000 digit number. Give me a proof whether P=NP (or a proof that the problem is formally undecidible). Give me the formula for an AIDS vaccine. Give me blueprints for a safe "Mr. Fusion" reactor.

      Heck, that's just off the top of my head. After the putative super-entity does that, I'd go away for a while and think of more tests. Probably post the results of the first batch to "Ask Slashdot" and ask for suggestions.

    5. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      I've not misread anything. What you just described is no more than a remarkably intelligent creature with an astounding grasp of science. And to a toddler, a magician can do equally miraculous things. Does that mean the magician is the child's god?

      Perhaps you're comfortable with "worshiping" such a creature, but I'm not. I'd rather converse and exchange information (granted, what would I have to offer?). However, just because you believe something to be omnipotent or omniscience doesn't mean it necessarily deserves or desires your attention.

      "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arther C. Clark

    6. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      The part you misread is where several posts describe a test for "any conceivable power" (which is a very high standard) and you misread that as "any being more powerful than you".

      (BTW, to get a nit out of the way, you misspelled Clarke).

      The human race does have some literature on relationships with super-potent creatures. If I were confronted with one of these creatures, I would keep this literature in mind. Especially if the super-potent being isn't interested in having a conversation between equals.

    7. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      The part you misread is where several posts describe a test for "any conceivable power" (which is a very high standard) and you misread that as "any being more powerful than you".

      Actually, you misread my post. I was responding to your post (imagine that) where you state you'd be "comfortable accepting an entity that satisfies [having limited power that is larger than anything you could conceive] as God"

      I consider this foolish, especially if you're a Christian or of some other religion that refutes any limitation in the power of their god. However, I'm assuming what you meant to say is that you'd not be able to distinquish between God (the real deal) and a super-powerful entity, and would therefore unknowingly worship a "false" god.

      (BTW, to get a nit out of the way, you misspelled Clarke).

      My apologies to Mr. Clarke.

      The human race does have some literature on relationships with super-potent creatures. If I were confronted with one of these creatures, I would keep this literature in mind. Especially if the super-potent being isn't interested in having a conversation between equals.

      I sure hope you're not referring to the Bible or other similar religious texts. I prefer the existence of my "super-potent" entities proven. You can't prep yourself for the arrival of every claimed super-entity. You'd never get anything done.

      "Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish." - Timothy Jones

    8. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      You don't have to speculate about my religion, because I already stated it in my first post on this subject. Apparently you haven't read that.

      I said: "The super-entity has limited power, but its limited power is larger than anything *I* can conceive."
      You said: "Accepting a creature as your "God" just because it's more advanced than you is no less foolish or ill-fated than the native American's early worship of European settlers."

      That's your misreading. As you acknowledge now, we're not talking about simple "more advanced than you."

      This is a delicate area of philosophy and it doesn't help for you to misread the previous articles, either accidentally or willfully.

    9. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      You don't have to speculate about my religion, because I already stated it in my first post on this subject. Apparently you haven't read that.

      I wasn't speculating about your religion. I was commenting about the logic of your statement from the vantage point of most monotheistic religions. Sorry for the confusion. I too am an atheist.

      I said: "The super-entity has limited power, but its limited power is larger than anything *I* can conceive."

      You said: "Accepting a creature as your "God" just because it's more advanced than you is no less foolish or ill-fated than the native American's early worship of European settlers."


      You're taking my words out of context. What you said, and what I was replying to was:

      "However, I am comfortable accepting an entity that satisfies (2) as God."

      You seem to be continually misinterpreting my original post. I'll try to clarify.

      You stated a condition (2) where you would be "comfortable accepting an entity" as God. I noted the illogic of this condition, since this would warrant the Native American's worship of European settlers. European settlers had limited power. Yet from the Native American's perspective, European technology gave the illusion of a power far larger than anything the Native Americans possessed. I certainly hope we can at least agree that this worship was undeserved and ill-fated.

      This is a delicate area of philosophy and it doesn't help for you to misread the previous articles, either accidentally or willfully.

      It also doesn't help to misrepresent other people's words in a shallow attempt to reinforce your own argument.

    10. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      See, you put your finger on the right words, but the meaning just slips past you.

      Native Americans accepted Europeans as gods because the Europeans were "more powerful". But my criterion is not "more powerful"; it's "powerful beyond my conception". See the difference?

      Europeans couldn't fly, for example. They couldn't raise the dead or talk to their spirits. They couldn't control the weather. They could sail up in big-ass ships, and they could kill people with novel weapons, and they brought some new drugs with them. Anything else? That's a far cry from super-potence. The cases are not all parallel.

    11. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised your not getting this. To the Native Americans, the Europeans were more powerful "beyond their conception". Maybe not your conception, but that's why we call that an analogy. You shouldn't interpret analogies literally. To the Native Americans, omnipotence was navigating the seas and the use of novel weapons. To you, it's something else, but the premise is exactly the same. It doesn't matter what bar you set for omnipotence, it's still a bar. One man's God is another man's barbarian. What if someone from the future visited you and did "raise the dead or talk to spirits" (whatever that last one means)? You would be worshiping him as a God when, in fact, he is just from a more advanced age.

    12. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      To the Native Americans, the Europeans were more powerful "beyond their conception". ... To the Native Americans, omnipotence was navigating the seas and the use of novel weapons.

      Balderdash.

      All you have to do is look at the myths of Native American tribes, and you will find much more powerful Gods than that.

      The Taino, the first people to encounter Columbus, believed in a pantheon that included Boinayel, the God of Rain; Guabancex, the God of Winds; and Guataube, God of Lightning. Did the Europeans control rain and wind and lightning, like Boinayel, Guabancex, and Guataube did?

      How about Yobuenahuaboshka? The forest dwarfs had caught Yobeunahuaboshka in an ambush and cut off his head. The head bumped its way back to the land of the Cashinahuas .... Can a Europen do that?

      Can a European make new stars in the sky? The mother of Jurupari can do that.

      These are all things that the Taino conceived that Gods could do.

      How about the Wampanoag Indians, who encountered European settlers at Plymouth Rock? Their idea of a legendary figure was Moshup the Giant, who would catch whales with his bare hands, then rip trees out of the ground with his bare hands to make cooking fire for them. Could the Europeans do that?

      How about the Algonquin Indians, who sold Manhattan to Peter Minuit? They believed in Michabo, the Trickster, who could assume the shape of any animal he wanted. Can any European do that?

      Now you might come back and claim that some Indian tribes believed in a lot of Gods and heros that were weaker than that, so that some Europeans could claim to be stronger than the weakest Indian God. But that's not the point. The point is that many -- probably all -- Native American tribes believed in at least one supernatural being that could control the weather, or change their form, or create new species of animals, or exhibit superhuman strength. The fact that they believed in these Gods obviously proves that they could conceive of those powers.

      Indeed, I challenge you to name any tribe in North or South America that did not conceive of Gods who could do things well beyond the powers of the Europeans.

    13. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      It's not what you or I know about the Europeans that matters, but what was perceived by the Native Americans at the time. It's irrelavant that Europeans weren't considered as the "most powerful" gods. That wasn't my point. My point was that the power the Europeans possessed was perceived as conceivably greater than that of the natives themselves, thus equating Europeans to some level of god-hood.

    14. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      Wrong again.

      You said: "To the Native Americans, the Europeans were more powerful "beyond their conception"" (emphasis in the original). You claimed that point.

      So I picked three tribes who had early contact with Europeans and showed you some of the deities that these tribes had conceived. In each case, the tribes had conceived Gods more powerful than the Europeans turned out to be. Thus I refuted you.

      Now you're falling back to a different position, that the Europeans were more powerful than the Native Americans. That's different from what you said before, and it's different from what my position has been all along: entities that are more powerful than anything I can conceive, not just more powerful than me.

    15. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by Tellalian · · Score: 1

      Wrong again.

      I've noticed that's all you're able to say.

      You said: "To the Native Americans, the Europeans were more powerful "beyond their conception"" (emphasis in the original). You claimed that point.

      Correct. Where I say "beyond their conception" I mean greater than their ability to comprehend, and thus perceived as a higher power.

      So I picked three tribes who had early contact with Europeans and showed you some of the deities that these tribes had conceived. In each case, the tribes had conceived Gods more powerful than the Europeans turned out to be. Thus I refuted you.

      Then you should re-read my posts, because you've refuted nothing. I'll say it once more, and only once. I claimed nothing about a "highest power". A being "beyond their conception" can be anything...well, beyond their conception, be it a European or rain goddess. It doesn't have to be greater than Michabo, or more influential than Boinayel to be considered a god.

      Now you're falling back to a different position, that the Europeans were more powerful than the Native Americans. That's different from what you said before, and it's different from what my position has been all along: entities that are more powerful than anything I can conceive, not just more powerful than me.

      You seem blinded to the fact that these are one in the same. A force more powerful than what you can conceive can include forces more powerful than you. Things more powerful than man, such as animals and forces of nature, have often been worshiped directly, as a god (e.g. crocodiles), or indirectly, as the byproduct of a god (e.g. lightning). However, being that I need to explain this trivial bit of logic implies that you are beyond the hope of reason.

      The real issue is all about perspective. The logic you use to define an entity worthy of being considered a god, and the logic used by early Egyptians to worship crocodiles is exactly the same, only differing with perspective. That's been my point all along. If you've interpreted my message differently than the fault is yours and yours alone.

      At this stage, you're either too prideful to acknowledge my point or hopelessly incapable of simple logic. Either way, further discussion is most likely pointless. Reply if you'd like. I'll give you the last word and shall continue no further.

    16. Re:Proving omnipotence and omniscience? by mec · · Score: 1

      I'll take my last word by quoting your words:

      To the Native Americans, omnipotence was navigating the seas and the use of novel weapons. ... which is obviously false. Omnipotence includes "all powers". To the Native Americans (of which there were many different tribes), these powers would include one or more of: the power to create new stars. The power to survive beheading. The power to change physical form to the animal of one's choice. The power to control lightning.

      Your bit about the beings "beyond their conception" is beside the point. We're talking about beings with powers beyond their conception. It's the powers that are beyond conception. Not the beings.

      Oh, now you want to get off Native Americans and onto early Egyptians? Okay. Let's unpack your statement.

      The logic you use to define an entity worthy of being considered a god ...

      As stated numerous times, that logic is: the entity is super-potent; it can perform any task that I imagine. ... and the logic used by early Egyptians to worship crocodiles is exactly the same, only differing with perspective.

      You claim that the early Egyptians thought that a crocodile could accomplish any task they could imagine?

      What a crock. A crocodile can't even speak. It can't do arithmetic or geometry. It can't make papyrus or build a boat or brew beer. Any Egyptian who applied my test to crocodiles would immediately see think of many more things that a crocodile can't do. No Egyptian would think a crocoile was omnipotent.

      Thus, if Egyptians worshipped crocodiles, it was on very different grounds. You claim that Egyptians worshipped things more powerful than them. That's a legitimate claim. It is not, however, my criterion. "More powerful" or "differently powerful" is not equal to "all powerful".

      That's the trivial bit of logic that you don't see. Actually, I think you do see it, but your pride (which you project on others) prevents you from admitting you made such a mistake.

      Good bye.

  335. The flaws of the believer, part II. by khasim · · Score: 1

    "No, but you can discredit evidence. This is how the defence in a court case works when faced with aparantly good evidence."

    Well, in that case, your request is easily complied with.

    Go visit a mental hospital. You'll find lots of people who believe that people you can't see are talking to them and telling them what to do.

    Go visit a UFO convention. You'll find lots of people who claim to have been abducted by non-human creatures.

    "You would also have to establish motive as to why the people who wrote the gospels conspired to create seemingly accurate accounts of something that never happened, and then died for it."

    How so "accurate"? The gospels contradict each other about who was there when his grave was checked.

    They are no more "accurate" than the Greek or Roman god-stories. Yet not too many people claim that I must believe in Pluto if I cannot disprove that he stole Proserpina.

    The same with Ra or Isis.

    And so forth.

    So, your requirements have been fulfilled. I have shown other individuals who exhibit the same behaviour yet are not accepted as divine or prophets.

  336. Obligatory Response by Beechmere · · Score: 0

    All your Religion are belong to us.

  337. fuck sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how about we go somewhere and not shove our fucking religion down the native's throats?

  338. Oblig. Carlin quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you read history, you realize God is one of the leading causes of death. Hindus, Muslims, Jews, Christians all taking turns killin' each other 'cause God told 'em it was a good idea. The sword of God, the blood of the lamb, vengeance is mine. Millions of death motherfuckers. Millions of death motherfuckers all because they gave the wrong answer to the God question: "Do you believe in God?" "No" Boom! Dead. "Do you believe in God?" "Yes" "Do you believe in my God?" "No" Boom! Dead. "My God has a bigger dick than your God!"

  339. Re:Dolphin Communication by srmalloy · · Score: 1
    We can't communicate with dolphins because we have no common frames of reference of any sort. Were we to contact an alien race however, it's implied just by that scenario existing that we have something in common with them; whether it be a similar understanding of electromagnetics, a written language, or even just the concept of extraspecies communication.

    As a counterexample to your supposition that we would be able to be able to communicate with an alien species because we had certain characteristics in common, I would point out that we were unable to understand a language developed by our own species until a document was found that presented the same information in the unknown language and languages that were known. I'm referring, of course, to the Rosetta Stone. Even with the active cooperation of a member of the alien race, there will likely be concepts that cannot be communicated effectively, and the likelihood of miscommunication will rise as the amount of deviation between our sensorium and theirs increases -- for an example from science fiction, the concept of 'color' having no meaning to the Kdatlyno in Larry Niven's 'Known Space' fiction.
  340. One more thing by Loundry · · Score: 1

    What would such an experiment prove? Suppose I am right, and HIV is harmless or nonexistant. I inject myself with "HIV tainted blood" and, as expected, I suffer no ill effects from it.

    How would the AIDS priests handle this? They would claim that I have a "genetic immunity" or that the "latency period" for me just happened to be really long. Nothing would be proven.

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  341. You're one to talk by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Regardless of your animosity towards Christians I will oblige you with a response.

    My mom is a Christian. Do I hate her, too? I know it's convenient for you to paint me as "hateful," but it isn't true. I practice, "Love the Christian, hate the Christianity."

    Specifically the kidnap of any being is subject to the punishment of DEATH.

    It's interesting that God would have prohibited kidnapping in some places and demanded it in others:

    "Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man." Num 31:17-18

    So much for God's morality.

    The fact is EVERY ABHORRENT ACT did not need to be categorized. That categorization is the defense used by people who cannot put forth a logical argument.

    You claim that every abhorrent act did not need to be categorized, yet God does that very thing in the Old Testament. My complaint is that the Ten Commandments are supposedly the topmost and most important of these laws. Coveting made the "top ten" list, but rape and child torture didn't. How can you explain this?

    So instead of filling your child with your hatred towards Christians, which can and may manifest itself in ways you never imagined or intended; in otherwords bigotry knows no bounds, perhaps it would be best to allow him to decide for himself.

    I am a gay man. I understand very well how it feels to be hated considering that your Christian "brothers" promulgate it with every opportunity they have. They call me a child molester and a criminal even though I am a parent and an employer. They call me deviant and unstable even though my gay relationship has outlasted and been more stable than most of the straight ones I've come across. Try walking in my shoes for a day and then talk to me about hate.

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  342. Atheists, science, religion. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    How wrong can somebody be about this?

    Atheists do not think that science can replace religion, don't be dense.

    Atheists reason or believe that a superior being in the form of a deity does not exist. Atheists do not worship science, and actually one can be an atheist and lack any scientific understanding (like many new age types that attribute powers to stones or magnetic fields using techno babble).

    The fact that many scientists are atheists should not guide you to such ridiculous conclusion as the one you ejaculated...

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  343. Or... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

    people started selling their old UID's on eBay. :) Seriously, I haven't noticed much of a difference - it seems to me that for at least the last year, whenever I pay attention to it, about a quarter of the non-troll posts are from UID's under mine, and the rest above...

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