Domain: five.tv
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Re:Racer drivers vs Fighter pilots
That's almost been done. UK TV 'Gadget Show' has someone who'd never flown a plane (real or sim) try to learn to fly just using a sim, then they tried to fly a circuit in the real thing. The video's here:
http://fwd.five.tv/gadget-show/videos/challenge?page=2
(it's 'simulator challenge' parts one, two, three) He did surprisingly well.
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Re:About time
For those looking at doing this it's worth knowing that as well as iPlayer there is now 4OD, Demand Five and ITVPlayer for all your C4, 5 and ITV watching needs.
They've all ditched their paid for P2P based systems for advertising supported Flash players. -
Re:hmmmm. as long as your are offering advice
Modern cars don't crumple into passengers. They have a very strong core and crumple around that. So the impact site is torn to pieces, but the passenger appartment is mostly intact (although some panels can shift). A common safety feature is to use bars to transfer energy to other parts of the car. For instance if you are hit in the front left, the bar will also make the front right of your car crumple, dissipating much more energy. Another trick is make heavy solid parts like the engine move out of the way, usually under the floor board. That reduces the impact on the passenger appartment.
Here is a video where they crashed a Renault Modus (mini MPV) into an old Volvo 940 (big, heavy station wagon). The passengers in the old car would have been severely wounded, while there would have been only minor injuries in the new, much smaller and lighter car.
The crumble really makes sense for head-ons, but I prefer strength on the side.
A proper crumple zone will not reduce the safety from side impacts, but improve it. By using bars in the side of the car, you can transfer a lot of energy from the incoming car to the front and back of the car. The crumple zones there will slow the car down. The only downside to a crumple zone is that damage to cars is much more severe nowaways. That's the price to pay for more safety. -
PanasonicThe industry standard for what it seems you're looking for is the Panasonic Toughbook. The Toughbook is commonly used by EMTs, police, and the US Military. "The Toughbook was tested on numerous levels, while being compared to a Toshiba of a similar specification, kept in a secure laptop bag. These tests included the laptops being used as tennis rackets, dunked in a water tank and being blown up by "the equivalent to two sticks of dynamite" and "20 litres of fuel". After the latter experiment the Toshiba was destroyed, but the Toughbook, continued to work.
involves the sort of torture that would have lesser laptops admitting to witchcraft. It's trained to withstand 4 inches of rain in an hour pounding down on the keyboard and screen, be frozen at minus 29 degrees centigrade and baked at plus 60. And to gain the name of Toughbook, any design must pass all these tests - twice!"
Pretty reliable laptop, huh. On a side note, how did you get the money to do this adventure? -
Re:Poetic justice
Top Gear used to regularly review normal cars in a fairly serious way. 5 people used to watch it. Then they started testing Lamborghinis instead, building rockets out of Robin Reliants and racing to the north pole and now everyone watches it - even my wife who has no interest in cars. Some of the presenters from the old show moved to Fifth Gear where they mostly review sensible cars in a straight up way. About 5 people watch it...
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Re:It's like Rendezvous by Claude Lelouch
Sorry to burst your bubble, but that run was done in an old Merc S Class by a movie director. I doubt he reached anywhere near 160mph.
http://fifthgear.five.tv/jsp/5gmain.jsp?lnk=401&featureid=790&show=s11e3§ion=Consumer -
Unobtrusive Flash
Graceful degradation is quite possible with flash, once you discard those annoying scripts that try to auto-install it (nope. I have already have it thanks, but it's disabled by default - hello NoScript). Content inside the tag will be displayed if the plugin is not available - it's just that most developers can't be bothered to put in anything more useful than a message telling them to get flash.
This is an example of a flash site I worked on that passed WAI level 2. Try navigating it with javascript off. -
Re:obHumor
http://www.five.tv/programmes/extraordinarypeople
/ twininside/
Lydia Fairchild
Karen Keegan -
China was first
http://www.five.tv/paulmerton/
Click on 'Beijing' then the picture on the right (with the robot in the picture).
If you mistakenly click on the one on the left, then you get something, er, *completely* different! Worth a watch too (if the stupid flash works for you - often cuts off short for me). -
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Re:Propaganda in the UK
Not to definitively say that it wasn't (as I don't watch a great deal of TV anyway) but I'm in the UK and I've never even heard of it before.
Me neither. It was made by channel 5, which probably explains why.
http://www.five.tv/aboutfive/press/pressreleases/2 0041011_murderprevention/ -
Re:To the sarcastic Americans
It's alright mate, don't be too impressed. At least here in the UK, people lap up American culture. The average dumbass in the street could probably do a good job of "I pledge allegiance...". A quote like the one you're talking about is less likely to be widely known, but a lot of that kind of thing is. One thing a lot of people seem to know is elements of the US constitution. Nothing specific mind, but "freedom of speech", and "they get to have guns".
Speaking of this, I saw a story on the news yesterday that scared the shit out of me. They were reporting on some crazy christian fanatics deep in America, who had said that they only wished the suicide bombers in London had killed more people (some such bullshit, 100% to get on TV). Anyway, the news was practically grumbling that under US law, their right to say these things is protected (this was the focus of the first half of the report), which was what scared me.
Link: Strangely, this anti-free speech ranting is absent from the online version., it's like it was typed up by someone with a different POV. The bit about sweden wasn't in the TV version either...
Also, I think it helps when things are foreign in these matters. My knowledge of our prime ministers is almost 0% past Thatcher (even just names), but I could probably list at least a quarter of US presidents that there have been (to be fair, a lot of this is offset by the amount of kings and queens that most people can remember, though this still isnt all that much). This could just be because between Thatcher and Churchill nothing particularly interesting happened... Great Depression? Sound interesting to you?
Note to mods - ignore this, I just saw an interesting comment and wanted to reply to it. This is in no way intended to be visible at higher thresholds. -
Is the cost right?
Bear in mind that it costs a similar amount of money to enter the competition at the end of the program:
http://www.five.tv/home/frameset/?content=2278491
Personally I think that's too expensive for what is less than 25mins (bear in mind the ads). Top Gear however is easily worth £1.50. -
Some of this stuff has actually aired
Except that they don't quite seem to get it yet. They are offering here some videos from this car programme which apparently didn't quite make it to air,
In fact, the race between the Porsche Boxster and the BMW Z4 aired in the UK last night at 20:30. Hence I think the segments available for download relate to things in the current series of Fifth Gear. I don't know if the downloadable video includes footage beyond the amount that aired though. I can't think of any other reason to pay £1.50 for it. -
TV Show
Sounds like that UK TV show, Robot Wars.
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Re:90 MPH???? Not so bad
Perhaps you meant Fifth Gear?
The Nov 1 2004 episode of Fifth Gear is the episode that involves a SMART car crashed into a concrete road barrier at 70MPH. The video that pyat posted is also shown in that episode. -
Re:90 MPH???? Not so bad
Perhaps you meant Fifth Gear?
The Nov 1 2004 episode of Fifth Gear is the episode that involves a SMART car crashed into a concrete road barrier at 70MPH. The video that pyat posted is also shown in that episode. -
Re:Australia has the Fox News Channel!
In our defense. Fox is a television news channel. The Sun is a newspaper.
If you are going to compare the Fox News to something the UK, you should compare it to BBC News, ITN, Channel4 News, Five News or Sky News.
Even the trashy news channels here, Five and ITN stand head and shoulders above Fox "Bees That Kill!!! after these messages..." News.
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Re:Equivalent to dropping TLDs
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Re:Coverage outside of the US
Yeah, the ads here in the UK on Five are pretty bad. About on par with Celine bloody Dion ('stsie) and the Dixie Chicks for all-time horrible-ness.
Can't get enough of the funny names of these American Football players either... Napoleon?! Please, give me a break!
Oh no! It's Shania now.. gotta go!