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Now give me my kidney!

I'd still hit it as long as we were both watching TV.

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Now give me my kidney!

But every once in a while, you'd be so screwed.

Occam would surely ride in and save the day.

... for Microsoft Glass.

It starts, with a killer asteroid hurling towards the earth.

Our hero is summoned, and immediately springs into action.

He sets out with his trusty weapon to save the world from the danger of the week.

After a long and awesome journey, he finally reach his destination.

Finally there, he slowly takes aim, breathes, and fire at The Killer Meteor. The meteor, alerted to his presence, fights back. What follows is a long action sequence only slowing down now and then so our hero can do manly poses.

After a long battle, and lots of shooting and fishing was done, there was only a small fragment left, just enough to spend the CGI budget, and show everyone how dangerous The Killer Meteor could have been.

No one was killed, and the world was again saved thanks to our hero.

The End.

These? http://www.freakingnews.com/Iranian-Missiles-Pictures---2029.asp

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/18000/Gorilla-Warfare-18468.jpg

If someone is a good astronaut contact me!

Hi,

I'm Kevin Spacey. As you can see from my picture, I'm a good astronaut!

I'm available for Soyuz missions on most weekdays, but I have little league commitments every second weekend, and I like to head back home after 5pm if possible during the week. So call me, and let's get this thing off the ground for the new year!

I've used the Internet to put your account into some sort of context and I have no reason to doubt your integrity.

It will reveal an image.

May he burn in some Hindu/Scientologist hell.
I am Allah and I am here to say that he got it all wrong. He was only in in for little boy sex.
He was a liar and now you all blame me for Arabs, Palestinians, Iraqis, Afghans and oil prices.
I actually wanted my picture everywhere, now no one knows how completely foxy I am.
I look like Pamela Anderson Lee in fishnets. Islam is a bust. Farrakhan will fare better than Mohammad but only slightly, since it was I who invented purgatory. Oh it's all so screwed up, infidels were supposed to be invited up for bacon h'or doerves and liquor, not slain.
That lazy bastard child molester, who sprang from the seed of Abrahams bastard should be outed. He looks like this: http://www.goatse.cx/ in one form and http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/26000/Barack-Obama--26201.jpg in his earthly form.
Oh... I give up! YHVH is in charge by himself from now on.

Rachael Ray?

So you're proposing we call the weaponized form of this device a Rachael Ray? ;-)

Rachael Ray?

Couldn't they have just made him 'whiter' ? White Obama Senator Obama

I'm sorry. To show how sincere I am with my apology, here is a totally non-related picture.

Done, and done. :-)

Unlimited Opportunities :-): http://www.freakingnews.com/Flying-Cars-Pictures--941.asp. Please lets have a poll about everybody's favorite flying car! Myself, I always have been a fan of Fantomas' flying Citroen DS. Evil Genius travelling in style... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDWIRI5j7o

I think you mean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guerrilla_warfare. As for Gorilla Warfare, I am sure you can excuse the poor gorillas for fighting the good fight

well, finally this explains G.W. Bush... and Tom Cruise

well, finally this explains G.W. Bush... and Tom Cruise

How is Bush different than Saddam?

I was going to say facial hair, but apparently that is not true.

Actually, the best google product that no one has heard about is their airplane business. I hear that you can have really cool parties on it.

An exciting new game

I think Rueters needs to lay off the crack... heck just label the images fake and call it satire. http://www.freakingnews.com/default.asp