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  1. Re:As a developer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Vista Named Year's Most Disappointing Product

    'But it still has to burn a little to have the reason you came to work for the past 5 years be labeled "The Most Disappointing Product of the Year"'

    Golly, gee. A single tear runs down my cheek.

  2. Re:What??? by PMuse · · Score: 1 · on Erratum Plagues Quad-Core Opterons, Phenoms

    I'm quite certain I'm a geek and, while I've dealt with various kinds of errata for decades, I can't say with any certainly that I've heard the term "erratum" before in the singular. Which is not to say the Latin isn't obvious, just that most English fora use the English when talking about a single error.

  3. Re:Misunderstanding by PresidentEnder · · Score: 2, Insightful · on New Accelerator Technique Doubles Particle Energy

    Grandparent is a reference to Revenge of the Nerds 2, not a childish attack.

  4. Re:Oh, neat! by dsginter · · Score: 1 · on The Future of the Net

    Sorry,

    Its a quote from Army of Darkness.

  5. Re:Think about Hollywood! by mph · · Score: 2, Funny · on FCC Proposes Abolishing Morse Code Requirement

    What horrible timing! They dishonor the memory of James Doohan! (Search for "morse" if you've forgotten the scene.)

  6. Re:Ever design games man? by Curtman · · Score: 1 · on Pac-Man As Pot Head

    Hahahahah!

    Half Baked is one of the best movies of all time.

    Nicely done.

  7. Re:Hard to imagine... by VStrider · · Score: 1 · on Next Generation Cat Fight

    Yes, it did sound like dwarves. The website I copied the quote from, says doors, so I went with this one.

  8. Re:Hard to imagine... by VStrider · · Score: 1 · on Next Generation Cat Fight

    Ok, not many people got it. It's a quote from "There's something about Mary". The scene with the hitchhiker talking about 6 min abs. It's funny. Laugh.

  9. Re:Not true by kiddailey · · Score: 1 · on Hacking Mac OS X

    And the first use of the term "hacker" in common circles was in the 1993 movie Jurassic Park . (Okay, maybe not really, but it's a funny piece of worthless information anyway):
    "I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!"

    And who can forget:
    "This is a Unix system. I know this!"
    :)
  10. Idiot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Mel Brooks Says 'Spaceballs' Sequel In The Works

    I guess we've forgotten about History of the World, Part I? Yeah, you are a dumbass! Probably one of the best comedies of the Eighties. "It's good to be the king" Check here for more hilarious lines from the movie: http://www.garnersclassics.com/qhiswrld.htm

    syrrys posted here, biatches!

  11. They missed Aliens 2 by wdavies · · Score: 1, Informative · on Blade Runner Is The Best Sci-Fi Film

    I only have a problem that the Aliens movie (the Cameron second one), didnt make the list. The list of quotable lines and dark belly laughs from that movie is second to none imho.

    Some of the quote here

  12. bad roy by Rumagent · · Score: 2, Funny · on Todd Need[ed] a Liver

    "I want more life, f*cker"

    Bad taste I know, but I couldn't help thinking of the scene in Blade Runner, where Roy kills Tyrell.

  13. Re:It's Gone Beyond Science Fiction into Mainstrea by I8TheWorm · · Score: 2, Insightful · on Open Source Life?
    The problem with that, and what Mr. Schmeiser has discussed all along, is twofold.
    1. He had practiced Seed Saving for over 50 years
    2. He never aquired Monsanto seeds, rather his crop was naturally populated with the GM seeds

    What your comment suggests is that this man should incur an extra expense every year of testing the seeds for cross polination, rather than go about farming as he always has.

    How would you like to be forced by a Supreme Court ruling to pay to test the grass in your front yard because someone in the vicinity of 0-100 miles from your house created and patented their own grass.. a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia? You shouldn't be forced to incur that expense because some irresponsible person allowed their grass to be cross polinated or simply to be carried as seed in the belly of a bird, and neither should he.
  14. Re:I think this is good. by tepples · · Score: 1 · on Disney Board Turns Down Comcast Takeover Bid

    I'd much rather see Mike the Cable Techinician than Mickey Mouse!

    Don't you mean Chip Douglas the Cable Guy? Pick quotes for great moderation.

    (Yes, I know The Cable Guy is by Columbia not Disney, but precedent exists: a Paramount park in Ohio has a Hanna-Barbera themed area, and Hanna-Barbera is Warner.)

  15. Re:what's the difference? by mlush · · Score: 3, Funny · on It's Official -- Star Wars on DVD
    Why would you replace guns with humor?

    Its more effective than harsh language

  16. Re:Well said by Captain+Pedantic · · Score: 1 · on For Champagne Bubbles, Smaller Is Better

    Diamonds Are Forever.
    Search for "claret"

    h00pla is right, you are wrong. HAND.

  17. Re:Well said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative · on For Champagne Bubbles, Smaller Is Better

    From Russia With Love
    Search for "wine"

  18. OT by bstadil · · Score: 3, Funny · on Linux Kernel 2.6.0-test10 Released
    I just had it stuffed.

    You should always leave a link allowing the uninitiated to learn

    FYI, I saw Naked Gun on ABC here a few years ago and they had removed that comment by Jane. What is the point of showing a movie like that and then censor out the jokes?

  19. Since you're running against Arnold by jbrandon · · Score: 2, Funny · on Ask the 'Geek Candidate' for California Governor

    I assume you disagree with him on his fundamental principles. (See what is best in life)

    Do you believe in the open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair, or do you espouse some strange "third party" best-in-life principle?