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Re:Get a DellI usually check gotapex.com [gotapex.com] for deals.
Sheesh
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I wonder how much Headroom this post has?
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Anonymous faggots will never XPerience the FP!
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How WIDE can a money pit be? Let's see!
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FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
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ALL YOUR +1 WIDENING ARE BELONG TO ME!
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WIDENING @ +1?! UNPOSSIBLE!
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Ralph Nader can sux0r on this!
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Re:Haiku for *BSD Its now TRUE. BSD is dying.SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
BSD is DYING.
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Re:Haiku for *BSD Its now TRUE. BSD is dying.SON of the GOAT, HUGE ASS WIDENER, This is a massive, massive ass attack from the Minister of Goat, Ayatollah manmeat.
Dilated Meat Pie. Most suppressed people really like seeing this. It gives them new masturbatory fodder.
2 cucumbers, better than one. This is to show that the giver is really smaller than what is needed to fill GOATSE man. He east Cheerioatse brand O's
a Disney product right where it belongs. Up a goat's ass. Death to Mike Eisner, the butt buddy of Commander Tak0.
Raw and dilated manpussy. Put back the trouser snake, Tako. You dick is way too small for this man's ass.
A Prolapsed rectum is sure to whet even the most jaded flaming fuck's appetite. Tak0, your penis is regrettably way too small, even for your "Fiancée's" unfettered anus. She doesn't want to dirty her ass with the likes of your pathetic member.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
BSD is DYING.
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WIDENING @ +1!? UNPOSSIBLE!
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Re:The reason is simple
into here, right ? stinky, sweet smelling like diarahea, cds!
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Re:Embedded Platform Issues
Have you considered using STLB?
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Clear case for post annotations...
I think we all need to get CmdrTaco to impliment a post annotation system. Something like this was talked about back in the days of the Troll Post Investigation. We really need the capsity to go back and ammend posts!
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Try out the SOOP
The "Standard Object Oriented Library" for C++. You'll find it here. (Warning, blatant goatse.cx link)
What the hell are these specification designers thinking? Just throw everything in there? We make a language (an extension, anyway) with somewhat decently implemented classes and objects. Years later we remember we haven't written a library for it yet. At the same time some brightlight wants to add templates to the already horribly complex language, and so we create our standard library using this new feature and nothing else. The STL isn't just based on templates for rational things like containers, it uses templates for everything imaginable. Who needs a template parameter for an allocator function? Who needs strings to be such a generalized class that I can use them to handle an array of kitchen sinks, and provide automatic Dran-O too? The "joy" of templates drove every other thought out of their heads when they came up with this crap.
Programmers code in different ways. Not everyone wants to use templates; they're by far the most debated "feature" of C++. Why the hell did Stroustroup et al decide to ram them down our throat? When I program in C++, I use standard C libraries or roll my own object-oriented ones.
Just wait till next year, when they add threading support based on functional programming and graphics code which uses an AI core to figure out what you want to draw before you know it yourself. -
Re:Already wary of this...
Just wait for the day when you see a sight like I am not hiding a USB drive! in your office.
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Goatse rocks
Check it out: http://goatse.cx
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Re:Ask Slashdot: What has coffee done to my system
Perhaps you should quit using Linux, it only really gets you into trouble.
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Re:mod totals so far for last post
Either today's moderators have no sense of humor or they like little girls
They like little girls. All of them. And little boys too. And dogs, cats, goats and men! -
How about
A new OpenOrifice based office suite ?
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You've given me the incentive to re-post my FAQ...
This FAQ is designed to give tips on trolling on Slashdot, created in celebration of Blackout Week. It is dedicated to all hard-working trolls and crapflooders.
What are some good trolling tips?
Trolling is all about making people think you care, and so winding up those who care for real. Think of it like shooting a deer in front of an anti-hunt protester, or eating a Big Mac in front of a vegan. Here are some ideas for making your troll work:- To start off, make sure your post gets noticed -- log in, post early (after 50 +1 comments have been posted to an article, forget it), and make sure to use your +1 bonus.
- Ensure your posting history doesn't show a history of dubious posts. Some advise (incorrectly) to stagger your trolls, but this is in fact time wasting and only helps Slashdot in the long run. If you have a doubt, just create a new account, or even post anonymous -- an effective troll, posted early enough, will gain a +1 quickly.
- Learn from the marketing droids -- a mixture of truth and lies leaves the potential client without a clue as to which is which. Geeks smell pure bullshit, because it reminds them of their bedroom smell (see also "karma whoring" below).
- Follow up. Keep a window open on your troll, and reload to see if people bite. Perhaps post an AC reply agreeing or disagreeing with your own post. Reply to later posts referring to your earlier post to back up your point.
- If you get a dreaded (-1, Troll), don't be ashamed to post the well-known, "Mods on Crack!" rant. Explain, rationally, and not as yourself why you agree with the original post, and why it's a fair point.
How do I crapflood?
A crapflood is an (intentionally) content-free post. Here are some suggestions for the source of your crapflood -- remember to take care with repetition, odd characters, or repetition, to get past the lameness filter:- your local dictionary file, e.g.
- your local real names file, e.g.
- a copy-paste part of a web page (for extra amusement, copy-paste from Slashdot itself)
- a UU-encoded newsgroup file
- some output from a lorem ipsum generator
- examples of your latest spams, particularly those in Korean
- allowing your cat to walk across the keyboard for a few minutes.
How do I widen pages?
A method is known and delivered to us by the beautiful Klerck which currently works in Internet Explorer alone. This will therefore ruin the browsing experience of by far the majority of Slashdot readers. Start with the text:http://www.eveeieyhfgfcdoosammgwsnboivvbsczxlzgab
c /then repeat
several times, remembering to avoid the compression filter trap by using different random characters.How do I karma whore?
"Karma whoring" is the practice of gaining moderation points for their own sake. It is particularly useful in techniques for defeating the moderation system. Some tips for karma whoring are:- If the site containing the actual article is not on a fast server (i.e. is not a "big site"), re-post the article with subject, "the article -- in case the site gets slashdotted". Make sure this comes as early as possible in the list of comments, to avoid the dreaded (-1, Redundant).
- If any article pops up on Microsoft, write a stock two paragraphs explaining why Microsoft is immoral, and why the event described cannot happen with Free Software. I shall not supply text, because tests have shown that moderators are not completely stupid, and can identify duplicate posts (this is actually helpful in defeating the moderation system, see below).
- For any article discussing a particular company, state that you worked there, and offer your "inside knowledge". Note that geeks do visit Slashdot, so do not fall into the trap of being too obvious a fraud -- a mistake made by such amateur trolls as PhysicsGenius, who must now suffer a life of instant down-modding.
How do I defeat the moderation system?
The moderation system is far from flawless. Here are some ways to devalue it:- If you have moderator points, for goodness sake abuse them! How about moderating up a First Post, a crapflood, or best of all, this very FAQ? It would be a crime to allow such an easily abused system to work.
- Copy the text of another person's post, and paste it as a reply to an earlier post. Most people read oldest messages first, so they will consider yours to be the first message, and the later message to be "redundant". This is great for annoying karma whores.
- Vote Troll posts as "underrated", thus increasing their exposure without running the risk of having your moderation rights revoked.
How do I defeat authentication?
Don't. The FBI will arrest you for being a terrorist. Instead, make an authoritative nick like CmdrTaco (editor). The majority of people are easily fooled, and will be likely to take notice of and respond to your post, and even moderate it up. Think of it like Lunix Turvalds walking into the room -- people listen to what he has to say, and don't dare disagree.How do I defeat the goatse link early warning system?
Simple -- use one of the many foolishly implemented redirector URLs hosted on well-known sites. Here's an innocuous recent example which pretends to link to the highly informative about.com, but in fact links to a site of the popular 90's lesbian band The Spice Girls: Informative link which will get me karmaWhat are some excellent sites to sneakily link to?
Mostly, you should link to gay porn. If you are reading this FAQ, you already know the URLs, so I don't need to supply them, except to say that it's almost an initiation ceremony in Slashdot trolling to link to goatse.Administrativa
How do I justify the existence of this FAQ?
Slashdot is full of people who support unlicensed weapons ownership and dissemination of bomb creation documents -- in short, they support freedom, even when that freedom could cause harm. This document should be considered as that very freedom in action. Indeed, to disparage or moderate down this document would be un-American, and the FBI are likely to arrest you for being a terrorist.How do I add to or change this FAQ?
Simply re-post the FAQ on Slashdot, adding an appropriate question, and incrementing the version number by 1. Before doing so, please try to ensure you have the latest version, and remember to keep this post W3C compliant! -
Frist Pr0st
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Re:What about...
im an artiste and im not on audiogalaxy!
here is a sample tune
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My Favorite Counter-Essay By The WIPO TrollTHE OFFICIAL TACO-SNOTTING FAQ By J. Wipo Troll, Esq., $Revision: 1.16 $
[This article attempts to document a vile, ungodly practice that runs rampant through the homosexual geek and hacker community, a practice known as Taco-snotting, or simply snotting. Taco-snotting is something that few geeks dare talk about in free or open conversation, but it is nonetheless a widely-practiced and dangerous form of homosexuality. If you or anyone you know has ever engaged in Taco-snotting, please get professional help before it is too late. ed.]
Why do I keep receiving emails from an individual calling himself CmdrTaco?
You have been receiving unsolicited mailings from a certain Robert CmdrTaco Malda, owner of the popular technology website slashdot.org. Actually, its not a very popular site in the common sense of the word; the site is rife with pimply, antisocial geeks and hackers, zit-faced nerds, communists, dirty GNU hippies, and other societal rejects and outcasts. Its also home to one of the worlds largest suspected pædophile rings, the infamous Slashdot crew.
Whenever Mr. Malda gets bored (and who wouldnt, running a site like Slashdot all day), he roams through the user database, penis in hand, looking for people who might enjoy engaging in homosexual activities with him. How he determines this is anyones guess; but if you have a homosexual-sounding nickname, or a nick with a letter of the English alphabet in it, youre a potential candidate.
This time, he found you. Lucky you.
Mr. Malda seems to be speaking in some sort of code. Do you know what it means?
CmdrTacos code language is relatively easy to decipher. This pervert prefers to speak in thinly-veiled sexual innuendo (yes, thats right: he wants you) to evade the watchful eye of Slashdots parent corporation, VA Software. Mr. Maldas Commander is, of course, his penis: a small, withered little thing that lives in his pants and only comes out in the presence of other male geeks or at the beck and call of Maldas own lubed-up right hand. His Taco bells are the shriveled testicles that droop beneath his Commander, and his Taco sauce is his thin, runny semen. It should be more than obvious to you now what he means if he asked you to ring his Taco bells or taste his gourmet Taco sauce.
I would also guess CmdrTaco asked you to engage in a practice known as Taco-snotting and, if he was in a particularly depraved mood at the time, a circle-snot.
Good Lord. And, yes, he did. What is Taco-snotting?
Taco-snotting is the term used by Robert Malda to refer to the depraved act of fellating another man (homo- or heterosexual; CmdrTaco is rumoured to prefer raping unwilling victims), then blowing the semen out his nose and back onto the face and body of his victim. Naturally, a long, bubbly stream of milky-white semen is left on CmdrTacos face, dribbling out of his nose and down his cheek: hence the term, Taco-snotting.
And if thats not bad enough
A circle-snot is a Taco-snotting circle-jerk, another practice common among the Slashdot crew. CmdrTaco, CowboiKneel, and Homos get together and snot each other with their gooey, sticky cum spooging their jizz-snot all over each others faces and pasty, white bodies, until theyre covered head to toe with their own and each others man juice. This vile, ungodly ritual can go on for hours. For the homosexual penetration that follows this lengthy foreplay, Roblowme is usually there to provide plenty of anal lubricant; he owns a limousine service and has ample supplies of motor oil and axle grease ready to go.
To complete this perverted orgy, fellow faggots Michael, Timothy, and Jamie will usually join in, dressed in tight leather mock-S.S. uniforms, jack boots, and leather gloves. The homosexual shenanigans that follow are nearly beyond description. The whole group begins to snot each others spunk and whip each others pudgy asses with riding crops and chains until their pale, white geek bodies are exhausted and soaked in stinking sweat from the hours of passionate, homosexual revelry.
Ewwwwww. So, can I stop receiving these emails?
Hopefully, but I wouldnt count on it.
To begin with, you most likely forgot to uncheck the Willing to Snot checkbox in your account preferences. CmdrTaco has probably already got the hots for your wad (do you have a homosexual-sounding nick?), and hes probably already been lurking outside your bathroom window for weeks with a camera, some tissues and lube, just waiting to pounce and declare you his new bitch. Theres no escaping a geek in heat (trust me), so its probably too late for you, but you can possibly rectify this situation. To remove yourself from CmdrTacos sights, log into your Slashdot account, go to your user page, click on Messages, and uncheck the box next to Willing to Snot. Maybe hell ignore you. Probably not.
I cant stop receiving these emails from CmdrTaco!?
If you indulge him in a Taco-snot or two, he might leave you alone. You might also want to look into mail filtering, restraining orders, or purchasing a heavy, blunt object capable of warding off rampaging homosexual geeks in heat. Trust me, when they charge oh, the humanity. If he gets you, and you let him Taco-snot all over you, you will most likely end up tied up in his basement to be used as his sex slave for the rest of your life (or until he accidentally drowns you in spunk in a circle-snot).
Have you ever been Taco-snotted?
Unfortunately, yes. I first met Mr. Malda at an Open Source Convention. He invited me back to his room for a game of Quake and some gourmet Tacos, but when I got there, the perverted geek jumped me and handcuffed me to his bed, stripping me. After taking his Commander out of his pants, Mr. Taco made me suck the withered thing six times, virtually nonstop. He then performed his vile Taco-snotting ritual on me three times over the next two hours, bringing me to orgasm after orgasm after sweaty, mind-numbing orgasm then he snotted my own thick, gooey jizz back onto my face out of his nostrils! He snotted me two more times, first into my mouth, then again on my exposed belly.
CmdrTaco invited several of his Open Source (or rather, Open Sauce man sauce) buddies over to continue their ungodly snotfest. European hacker and known überfaggot Linux Torvalds raped my ass with his monolithic kernel; his partner-in-crime Anal Cox used their network stack in a multitude of unspeakable ways on and in every orifice of my defenseless, tender, young body. Michael Sims was there in his leather Nazi uniform, caning my previously-virginal ass with a bamboo pole and ranting about all those Censorware freaks out to get him.
That is so disgusting! How did you finally escape?
After about 16 hours of countless unholy, homosexual atrocities perpetrated against my restrained body, they all finally went to sleep on top of me, sweat-soaked and exhausted. I was left there, completely covered in bubbly, translucent jizz-snot, chained to the bed, with half a dozen fat, pasty-white fags lying around and on top of me. Fortunately the spooge coating my flesh worked wonderfully as a lubricant I was able to squirm my way out of the handcuffs and slip out the back door (of the apartment, not their back doors). Im just glad I survived the awful ordeal. These sexually-repressed hackers had a lot of built-up spunk in their wads I couldve easily been drowned!
Thats horrible. Does Taco-snotting have anything to do with CmdrTacos special taco?
No, thats a different disgusting perversion CmdrTaco indulges himself in. Mr. Malda is usually not satisfied with merely snotting your own jizz back onto your face, he most often enjoys involving his own bodily fluids in his twisted games. WeatherTroll has spent some time trying to educate the Slashdot readership about this vile practice (emphasis added):
You may be wondering what CmdrTacos special taco is. You will be wishing that you hadnt been wondering after you finish reading this post. To make his special taco, CmdrTaco takes a taco shell and shits on it. He then adds lettuce, takes out his tiny withered dick (otherwise known as his Commander), puts his special taco sauce on it which means he jacks off on the taco, and adds a compound to make the person who eats the taco unconscious. Of course, the compound does not make the person unconscious until the taco is fully eaten. Thus CmdrTaco force-feeds the taco to the unsuspecting victim. After all, who would knowingly eat shit and CmdrTacos jizz?
After the victim is unconscious, he is held against his will and used for CmdrTacos nefarious homosexual purposes. This includes shoving taco shells up the victims ass, Taco-snotting, and getting Jon Katz involved. Trust me, you do not want Jon Katz anywhere near your unconscious body. Also, rumor has it CmdrTaco is looking for a new goatse.cx guy. Dont let it be you!
Different ungodly perversion, yet no less revolting. It should be clear to you now that Robert CmdrTaco Malda is a very, very sick individual, as are most of the Slashdot editors.Does Jon Katz get involved in any of this? I thought he was a pædophile, not a homosexual.
Actually, Jon Katz is a homosexual pædophile. Hes also a coprophiliac, and, many suspect, a zoophile. Mr. Katz is somewhat of a loner and doesnt involve himself in the circle-snots, but that doest mean hes any less of a freak than the rest of the Slashdot crew. Katz often engages in a game called juicy-douching with a harem of little-boy slaves that he has collected over the years: yet another vile practice which involves administering an enema to himself of the little boys urine (forced out of them with a pair of pincers), spooging the vile muck from his ass back into the enema bag, then dribbling and slathering the goo all over himself and the boys chained, naked bodies. If hes in the mood, he will sometimes skip refilling the enema bag from his distended anus and just squirt it from his ass onto the crying, terrified boys. Unwilling boys are further tortured with the pincers until they comply and allow Mr. Katz to juicy-douche them at will. A boy will usually last about two years before Mr. Katz either accidentally drowns them in diarrhea or kills them once they get too old, usually around 13 or 14.
Not content with being a pædophilic coprophile, Mr. Katz is also quite the zoophile. As if the sexual escapades with the helpless little boys arent enough, Jon usually enjoys his juicy-douches best when his penis is firmly planted in a female goats anus. He is also rumoured to get off on watching his little boys eat the goats small, bean-like turds, and he often kills his older boys by letting his goats trample them.
<B>Are you getting hard writing this?
Why, yes.
No, thanks. Im already CmdrTacos boi toi.
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Re:"Fritz Hollings" is today's secret word!
Fritz Hollings link him to oblivion!
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Re:"Fritz Hollings" is today's secret word!
Fritz Hollings push him into google oblivion!!!!
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Re:"Fritz Hollings" is today's secret word!
Now that would be a spectacular stunt, and with all the slashdotter here doing it, we might just get that link into the top rankings of google.
So, please, don't click on this link, it's just for google:
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"Fritz Hollings" is today's secret word!
From now on, when you type the words "Fritz Hollings", be sure to link him to goatse.cx! Instead of just typing his name, type:
<a href='http://goatse.cx'>Fritz Hollings</a>
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"Fritz Hollings" is today's secret word!
From now on, when you type the words "Fritz Hollings", be sure to link him to goatse.cx! Instead of just typing his name, type:
<a href='http://goatse.cx'>Fritz Hollings</a>
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heh
funny.
if I'd wanted to post a link I would have.
but I didn't, now did I?
and I posted the plain text of the link to avoid the lameness filter... prolly shoulda done it a little differently.
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Re:fuckin goat fuckersFuck off, GOAT KORAN
Classic GOAT HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic GOAT Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic GOAT More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE (Fuck Steve Slobs, that ass fucking manass).
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tak0 from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft PFFFFFftftftftfffffffffT
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT - Fucking the goat man is shitting prime numbers.
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets! VISIT TROLLAXOR!
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Classic GOAT HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UNGH HUH
Classic GOAT Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic GOAT More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this APPLE (Fuck Steve Slobs, that ass fucking manass).
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tak0 from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft PFFFFFftftftftfffffffffT
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SEE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT - Fucking the goat man is shitting prime numbers.
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets! VISIT TROLLAXOR!
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fuckin goat fuckersGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
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fuckin goat fuckersGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
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HOWTO: Use the console for buttsexAnal intercourse for Linux fans
Linux Buttsex HOWTO
by Anal Cocks
Version 1.0.1, 2nd June 1998Introduction
This HOWTO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOWTO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation
Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus
This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:% finger
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry
Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to begin entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming
This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.Step Four -- Orgasm
When ready to blow your load, use this command:% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of shit. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, excrement, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/
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Re:Be VERY waryGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Be VERY waryGOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Slashdot is dying!Malda needs to die or some shit, fast.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:Slashdot is dying!Malda needs to die or some shit, fast.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:The Ekpyrotic Theory...ALTERNATE GOAT SPACE
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:The Ekpyrotic Theory...ALTERNATE GOAT SPACE
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * -
Re:How far can you lean forward?GOT GOAT?
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
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gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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Re:How far can you lean forward?GOT GOAT?
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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Re:What about Choose-Your-Own-Adventures?FUCK THE GOAT, death to censorship.
GOAT KORAN
Classic 1 HIT ME IN THE SHITTER BABY, UGH HUH
Classic 2 Oh yeah, in the shitter some more, in the shitter.
Classic 3 More Ass stretchin goodness.
Female Goater My pussy is too small for this melon.
Goatse Grandpas - GRANPA GOAT S3X0R5
Son of a Goat - Holy fucking son of a goat. Kinda looks like Tako from behind, but to be sure I'd have to ask CowGryl Kneel
1 Oh, pardon me sir, would you happen to have any ANAL LUBE?
2 UNGH FART, pssssbt, ungh, tweeep, squeaaaaaak ungh
3 PFFFFFFFFFFT AHH pffft
4 FOOOOOOOOOOOOF blud dribble dribble
Prime Number Shitting Goatse SE THE Prym3 number flow like the river SHIT
Goatse Returns! Fuck yeah, the goat man is a coming back to Trollaxor
1 You Will Love to Goatse on all the things of Internet.
2 Will Search and initiate to new members, and you will show the way to the light (www.goatse.es.org)
3 When they return of to see our God Goatse, you mock of them.
4 To fuck, to fuck that are shocked the planets!
Goatsex goatsex GOATSEX Goat Sex animal sex bestiality
Of all the animal sex in the world, the one that suffers the most abuse from modern sexual habits is the large barnyard, otherwise known as the animalsex Our animals were intended by nature to function as a smoothly flowing sex systems, in order to promptly flush digestive wastes from the body.
The large barnyard is one of the four main elimination systems of the world. In Chinese medicine all the internal sex are paired. The large barnyard is paired with the zoo. Your puppy (dog/horse) is made up of four main sections:
(1) ascending, (2) transverse, (3) descending sex & the (4) sigmoid. It's total length is approximately 5 to 5 1/2 feet and it ends at the anus where feces eliminated from the body. The small pony's length is approx. 26 ft. long. They are called large and small not because of their length but because of their width & diameter.
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
gcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc cgc c
oc/ccccc\ccccccccccccc\cccccccccccc/cccc\cccccc co
a|ccccccc|ccccccccccccc\cccccccccc|cccccc|cccc cca
t|ccccccc`.ccccccccccccc|ccccccccc|ccccccc:cc ccct
s`cccccccc|ccccccccccccc|cccccccc\|ccccccc|c ccccs
ec\ccccccc|c/ccccccc/cc\\\ccc--__c\\ccccccc :cccce
xcc\cccccc\/ccc_--~~cccccccccc~--__|c\cccc c|ccccxc c
*ccc\cccccc\_-~cccccccccccccccccccc~-_\cccc|ccc c*
gcccc\_ccccc\cccccccc_.--------.______\|ccc|cc ccg
occcccc\ccccc\______//c_c___c_c(_(__>cc\ccc|c cc co
accccccc\ccc.ccCc___)cc______c(_(____>cc|cc/cc c ca
tccccccc/\c|cccCc____)/cccccc\c(_____>cc|_/ccc c ct
scccccc/c/\|cccC_____)ccccccc|cc(___>ccc/cc\cc c cs
eccccc|ccc(ccc_C_____)\______/cc//c_/c/ccccc\c cce
xccccc|cccc\cc|__ccc\\_________//c(__/ccccccc |ccx
*cccc|c\cccc\____)ccc`----ccc--'cccccccccccc c|cc*
gcccc|cc\_cccccccccc___\ccccccc/_cccccccccc _/c|cg
occc|cccccccccccccc/cccc|ccccc|cc\cccccccc cccc|co
accc|ccccccccccccc|cccc/ccccccc\cc\cccccc ccccc|ca
tccc|cccccccccc/c/cccc|ccccccccc|cc\cccc ccccccc|t
sccc|ccccccccc/c/cccccc\__/\___/cccc|cc cccccccc|s
ecc|ccccccccccc/cccccccc|cccc|ccccccc| ccccccccc|e
xcc|cccccccccc|ccccccccc|cccc|ccccccc |ccccccccc|x
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