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Segway Getting Real-Life Tests

EReidJ writes: "washingtonpost.com (no registration required) has an article on real-life use of the new Segway scooters, including an update on some of the safety issues and where state laws currently are with use of the Segway. (20 states have specifically passed laws to allow the Segway on sidewalks.) Interesting read."

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  1. Yeah but.... by kwishot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those of us in the northern portion of the country are still screwed. Here in Wisconsin, these things would never work on an icy sidewalk.
    Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?

    1. Re:Yeah but.... by seann · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's one of the most funnest things in the world to do. Along with riding your bike in 6 inch snow.

      I was so tempted to put a ski on the front tire.

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    2. Re:Yeah but.... by kwishot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually some people are crazy and put studs on their motorcycle tires (mx style motorcycles, mind you) so that they can ride in the snow. Heh..thats what snowmobiles are fow =)

    3. Re:Yeah but.... by seann · · Score: 1

      Chains on tires.. a classic

      Wonder if they sell them anywhere..

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    4. Re:Yeah but.... by kwishot · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember a time when I went "up north" during the first weekend in May. I live in the Milwaukee area and was wearing shorts when we left. By the time we got to our property, near Minocqua, there was over 2 ft of snow on the ground and our truck got stuck on a back road. That was one of the funniest things ever, putting chains on tires in shorts and a t-shirt =)
      We ended up walking 1/2 mile or so to the cabin at 3 in the morning (in 2+ ft of snow!!) because the truck was bottoming out on the snow and we couldn't go anywhere, even with chains. Lots of "shoveling the truck out" the next day and we finally made it. That weekend ended with snow, hail, rain, and flooding -- we almost had to dig the truck out of *mud* on the way out.
      Wisconsin...gotta love it =)

      -kwishot

    5. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't they do that in an episode of Jackass once? Heh.

    6. Re:Yeah but.... by Silver222 · · Score: 2
      Back in the early 90's, I was living in Edmonton. I had a cousin there going to the University of Alberta, and he didn't have a car. Biked the entire winter, with the exception of two weeks. When it got to below -30C, he found out that the grease in his bottom bracket froze, and he couldn't turn the pedals.


      So yes, you can ride a bicycle on ice, if you have the right equipment.

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    7. Re:Yeah but.... by seann · · Score: 1

      "Wisconsin, Canada on Steroids."

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    8. Re:Yeah but.... by juzam · · Score: 1

      My brother tried skateboarding on it. God, that was a fun night in the ER.

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    9. Re:Yeah but.... by jfortier · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They did a demo at my school (GATech), where they claimed to have developed snow and ice tires.

    10. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?

      Sure, they're called icicles.

    11. Re:Yeah but.... by bfields · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?

      You need to take a trip to the ICEBIKE website....

      I rode through the Michigan winter this year. It was a pretty mild winter, and they're pretty fast to clear the roads around here. But it is possible to ride under those kinds of conditions--go very slow, and be very sure you know how much turning/braking you can get away with before you skid!

      Oh, and get some really, really good protection for your extremities--the rest of your body will stay warm from the exercise, but those fingers can get cold fast....

      --Bruce Fields

    12. Re:Yeah but.... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      On steroids? On Slim Fast!

      Is it snowing in Wisconsin...right now? I look out my window, I see big flakes coming down...

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    13. Re:Yeah but.... by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's just the Venice Beach model. You know damn well there's a big-block Chevy being grafted onto a pair of 15-inch mags somewhere even as we speak. rj

    14. Re:Yeah but.... by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the opening scene of James Bond 'Tomorrow Never Dies'

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    15. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a Minnesotan, I can assure you beyond all reasonable doubt that there are no Slim Fast drinkers in all of Wisconsin. I think the Dairy State has some kind of law against waist sizes under 52.

    16. Re:Yeah but.... by kwishot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not at this moment, but Wisconsin is definitely one of those places that has HUGE weather changes in very short periods of time. Example: last week Tuesday had a high of 89 here in Milwaukee. This week it was in the 30s.

    17. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:
      Ronald Medford, the staff member who made these suggestions, has taken a government-approved sabbatical to work for Kamen's firm, DEKA Research & Development Corp., which created Segway. Medford is the "in-house critic and adviser, having nothing to do with sales and marketing, but only telling us what to do to make products safe," said Gary Bridge, Segway's senior vice president of marketing.

      To avoid conflict of interest, Bridge said, the government continues to pay Medford's salary ($138,200 a year) and Medford has promised to recuse himself from any product decisions involving DEKA and Segway when he returns to the CPSC later this year.
      So he worked on the approval process, is now working exclusively on the product he approved, and the government (not the company he is working for) is paying his salary. Does anyone else have problems with the hot grits in this? In a lot of places something like this would be looked at carefully to see whether there were hot grits job offers during the approval process or other signs of bribery (with the government being stupid enough to pay the bribe for a nude natalie portman, petrified of course). He's not being paid to do his job, he's being paid to be a DEKA employee (his orders longer come from the hot grits government)- so DEKA should pay for him.

    18. Re:Yeah but.... by RennieScum · · Score: 2


      Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?

      Yeah, when I used to live in a place that made it. I bought a studded tire for the back wheel, and it worked OK. Makes an awesome noise. Later I learned the trick of usign sheet-metal screws and did the front that way. Use one of those flat tire prevention strips, adn poke the sharp part through the tire from the inside. Don't do this to your good tires. And if you plan on steering, do a row on each side. The tire I bought came with two rows offset slightly...one row down the middle is sub-optimal.

      I'd love to see the mods people come up with for riding a Segway on ice...big old spiky freakshow wheels...

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    19. Re:Yeah but.... by johnstewart · · Score: 1

      Yup, a couple of weeks ago I was snowboarding. The next day, I (comfortably) rode my motorcycle to work. (Madison)

      Wisconsin - if you don't like the weather, just wait a minute.

    20. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ice is not very slippery if it's to cold to melt from the pressure of your weight. So when it gets colder than ~6? degrees Celcius it's not very hard to walk or ride a bike on.

      Note: Skates has a very small area which results in very high pressure on the ice.

    21. Re:Yeah but.... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      they had/have a demo vid on their site of a segway thats ridden in snow.

      you can't really walk well either tow work when there's 30cm of snow, comfortably at least. that's why you need the guys who wake up eeearly and clear the streets..

      with winter tire's it's not such a big deal to bicycle on ice either, or with normal tires, it just takes a little practice, you gotta hold your other foot on the ground(ice) where it gets too slippery. i used to bicycle to school 'round the year, and most annoying things were usually that the lock on the bike froze shut, that's why i carried a lighter too.

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    22. Re:Yeah but.... by FinnishFlash · · Score: 1

      Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?

      Yes, ever heard of spikes ?

      Nokia tyres makes spiked tires for mountain-bikes. They are really good for winter. Granted, they cannot change winter to summer, but atleast you can ride !

      Yes, that is Nokia as in the mobile phone manufacturer. But nokia tyres is not any more a part of the Electronic giant.

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    23. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Canada we have adapted to the snow very well. When there's snow and ice on the ground, we don't ride our bikes! (excluding the nuts who buy special equipment). I've always heard that you guys in Wisconsin were slow, but come on. Store your Segway for 3 months until the snow's melted.

    24. Re:Yeah but.... by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

      I've never been to Wisconsin. How many months of the year are icy sidewalks a problem?

    25. Re:Yeah but.... by server_wench · · Score: 1

      I have been using a three wheel electric scooter (PMV) in Milwaukee WI for over two years. It handles icy sidewalks quite well and will go through snow up to 4 inches.
      The real problem is "windrows" of packed snow from plowing the streets. The packed snow quickly turns into ice and blocks sidewalk ramps until a major thaw.

    26. Re:Yeah but.... by PD · · Score: 1

      I'm from Michigan but living in Texas now. Similar weather.

      As I recall, those horrible winters were a hazard for about 10 months out of the year. But it wasn't so bad -- it was a DRY cold.

    27. Re:Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more so than in Canada. Last week in Ottawa, ON it was nearly 34C(93.2F) and a couple days later it was -5C(23). In fact, if you have every lived in Saskatchewan, people are not suprised if it snows in the middle of May, or later. You can't imagine how cold it gets in Saskatoon, Winnipeg, or Calgary during the winter if you've lived in the states.

  2. segway seems too big by iocat · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The Segway seems cool, but it doesn't seem like sidewalks are big enough for it. Imagine 200 college kids with jogging strollers (to give an idea of the size) all trying to go somewhere after class.

    An amazing technological achievment no doubt, but I'm worried about the practicality.

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    1. Re:segway seems too big by Ghoser777 · · Score: 2

      Your college needs bigger sidewalks. Ours are huge (not to mention 6 feet deep so you can drive cars on them). But I definetly see how this could become a problem - it's bad enough for walkers, bikers, and cars to get along; now we're going to have conflicts between four main types of transportation.

      I personally wish it could enclose your whole body. Then I'd feel like a tank, although I'd be missing the live ammunitions.

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    2. Re:segway seems too big by Aldurn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, the Segway was designed to address this very problem. It is 18 inches (about 46 centimeters, for you rest-of-the-world folk) wide, which is about the same size as the length of your collar from shoulder-to-shoulder.

      So in reality, even while riding the Segway, you're still as wide as you would be walking.

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    3. Re:segway seems too big by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

      So in reality, even while riding the Segway, you're still as wide as you would be walking.

      While walking on crowded streets you have to squeeze through by twisting your body... and that's while walking (about 5km/hour) as opposed to this thing running at 20km/hour.

      I wonder how long until someone's foot gets run over and sues.

      Besides, what's wrong with a bicycle? Cheaper, faster, and good exercise.

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    4. Re:segway seems too big by homer_ca · · Score: 2

      "Besides, what's wrong with a bicycle? Cheaper, faster, and good exercise."

      Obviously, the bicycle makers aren't as well-connected politically so bicycles aren't allowed on sidewalks.

    5. Re:segway seems too big by jcenters · · Score: 1

      The problem with a bicycle? Its incompatibility with male genitalia, for starters.

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    6. Re:segway seems too big by AaronStJ · · Score: 1
      Imagine 200 college kids with jogging strollers (to give an idea of the size) all trying to go somewhere after class.
      Jogging strollers? the average jogging stroller is about two feet long, two feet wide, and has a person behind it. A segway has about an 18 inch square footprint. These are comprable how?
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    7. Re:segway seems too big by dilger · · Score: 1

      18 inch footprint? Just dead wrong. The smallest Segway has a 16 x 21 footprint. The largest is 19 x 25.

      http://www.segway.com/downloads/pdfs/SegwayHT_Sp ec ifications.pdf

      Show me a jogging stroller that weighs 70 lbs, carries a person, and moves at 10+ mph, and we can be talk about being comprable (sic).

      Sorry to complicate the issue by actually reading the article.

      cbd.

    8. Re:segway seems too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy a split seat! problem solved...

    9. Re:segway seems too big by sharkey · · Score: 2

      It is 18 inches (about 46 centimeters, for you rest-of-the-world folk) wide, which is about the same size as the length of your collar from shoulder-to-shoulder.

      Who are you really, Disco Stu? 18-wide collars are just SOOO `70's.

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    10. Re:segway seems too big by AaronStJ · · Score: 2

      18 inch footprint? Just dead wrong. The smallest Segway has a 16 x 21 footprint. The largest is 19 x 25.I said, 18 inches square (not 18 square inches), which is pretty dman close. And still orders of magnitude away from a jogging strolller.

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    11. Re:segway seems too big by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      > Imagine 200 college kids with jogging strollers
      >(to give an idea of the size) all trying to go
      >somewhere after class.

      I see approximately 10 times this every morning on my way to class. Various combinations of two and four wheeled human powered vehicles, plus the occasional pickup truck and/or golf carts.

      On the other hand, my university sidewalks are far better than the typical situation in downtown Atlanta.

      On the other other hand, Segways will be right at home in Peachtree City, where the golf cart is the "normal" mode of transportation...

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    12. Re:segway seems too big by Danse · · Score: 1

      Bikes aren't nearly as easily controlled as the Segway. Segway is simply safer for sidewalk use than a bicycle.

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    13. Re:segway seems too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmmm..

      A form of transportation that encloses your whole body and frees you from having to walk....

      I heard there's this guy Henry F-something-or-other that plans to mass produce this thing and paint it black. Should be a huge hit by the late 20s

    14. Re:segway seems too big by mobets · · Score: 0

      A bike won't fit in the back of my compact car, but I bet I could get a segway in there. I could take off the shelf for the hatch back to get it in trunk.

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    15. Re:segway seems too big by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      Besides, what's wrong with a bicycle? Cheaper, faster, and good exercise.

      Good point. Most of us geeks could stand to lose a few pounds by taking a bike to work anyway.

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    16. Re:segway seems too big by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Looking at the photo of a mailman on one here, I'd say this thing looks to be wider than a normal human's shoulders. In fact, it looks a bit like a running stroller. Props to jimmcq, who posted the Popular Science article I linked.

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    17. Re:segway seems too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because bikes are not good in a crowded urban area. They are dangerous on sidewalks, and people don't realize that they are vehicles and must obey the same laws as drivers. I can't count the number of times i've been cut off by some idiot on a bicycle.

      A co-worker of mine actually hit a bike riding across a crosswalk, and ended up having to suing the cyclist who was injured quite seriously, due to the damage caused to his car.

    18. Re:segway seems too big by 56ker · · Score: 2

      In the U.K. we call them motorised scooters. Somebody was arrested for using one whilst drunk and their defence was that the Highway Code didn't say it was illegal. Prehaps this is why these States are bringing out laws about it to prevent problems like this.

    19. Re:segway seems too big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Segway's are not good in a crowded urban area. They are dangerous on sidewalks, and people don't realize that they are vehicles and must obey the same laws as drivers. I can't count the number of times i've been cut off by some idiot on a Segway.

      There. Now that is better.

  3. More info on Segway available by phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    at toll free 800-544-3746 or local 818-882-2878. Call them and find out the details. :-)

    It even has a feature where you can key in your ZIP code and it will give you the nearest dealer, and ETA for shipment (avg. 6 months or so). You can also call to be put on their mailing list.

    1. Re:More info on Segway available by phone by PunchMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      More info on Segway available by phone

      By phone???? Seriously? Ever heard of the interweb for cryin' out loud?

      Try: http://www.segway.com/. This *is* /. man.

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  4. Broken article link by alexburke · · Score: 3, Informative

    This one should work better.

  5. still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...looks utterly useless.

  6. Safety & crowding by The+Rolling+Blackout · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Well, the article mentions this a bit, but I was thinking:

    Aren't some sidewalks (NYC, SF) crowded and dangerous enough as it is, as far as bumping into people and such?
    Imagine making those everyday collisions with fellow 'pedestrians' when one of you is moving at twelve and a half miles an hour. I foresee dislocations, damaged merchandise, and god forbid one of these cops happens to do one of those fruit stand smash-ups so popular in the film industry.
    I'm all for a new, efficient means of transport, but these things need their own lanes of travel, like some cities have provided for bicyclists.

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  7. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The bottom of this /. page says
    "Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system. If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't hesitate to ask! "

    Ummm... how about a dollar for each user before me

    1. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ummm... how about a dollar for each user before me

      We'd be happy to! If you could just supply us with your bank account details and credit card numbers ...

  8. Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by geoffsmith · · Score: 2, Informative

    In my hometown, and older woman was killed when hit by a mountain bike. In fact, this has happened multiple times. And mountain bikes are not allowed on the sidewalk. Segways are heavier and faster than mountain bikes, this just seems really dangerous to me.

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    1. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      woman was killed when hit by a mountain bike. In fact, this has happened multiple times.
      The bitch don't take a hint, does she?

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    2. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      i agree with the title of your post, but the actual post itself is ludicrous. on flat ground i can get to 30mph on a mountain bike, nearly 40mph on a road bike.

    3. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They seem dangerous to me too, but not as dangerous as moutain bikes. For one thing, this seems more like a 'stop and go' vehicle as opposed to a 'go and prepare to slow down' vehicle like a mountain bike. Slowing down for a turn, for example, is no big deal. The Segway can just pivot, unlike a bike.

      Being electrical vs. pedaled means that somebody piloting one of these machines is less likely to value their constant speed. A bicyclist has to start pedalling again after slowing down to make up for lost momentum. I think this is the cause of some unnecessarily risks/maneuvers.

      Again, I'm not saying that it's totally safe, I'm just saying it's different enough that it's possible that it'd be allowed. Personally, though, I think sidewalk travel with these devices should be capped to roughly the speed of soembody walking past. If they were to implant the proper indicator on the housing, one could be fined for going too fast on a sidewalk. (i.e. put a light that turns on when the device goes faster than x mph.)

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    4. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by EricBoyd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All modes of transportation have dangers. I mean, how many people are killed by automobiles every day? The real question for society is: are we better off with or without fast and convenient transportation? So far we have already answered with, and I expect that to continue.

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    5. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, seeing as I can push 35mph on my bike (Gary Fisher, 21-speed) and have clocked at over 70mph going down a really steep hill, I must say that you are sorely mistaken about the Segway's speed VS a mountain bike.

    6. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by geoffsmith · · Score: 1

      I think average speed is more relevant. The woman who was hit was not hit at top speed. Remember that for many senior citizens even slipping on some ice can be life-threatening. And while you may be able to get 30mph on your mountain bike, most people average around 10mph. From what i understand, on a Segway everyone will be cruising around at 12mph. Even at the same speed, the segway packs more momentum.

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    7. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      i was trying to make a 0.5mv^2 reference.

    8. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 mph?! You've got to be kidding me. If you average 10 mph on a mountain bike then you're *really* slow. Get some perspective. People run faster than that.

      Hell, most people can run faster than the 12 mph of the Segway. Maybe not for sustained periods of time, but for short bursts sure.

    9. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by cduffy · · Score: 2

      No, not everyone will be cruising at 12mph on a segway -- any more than everyone getting around by foot will be running flat-out, or everyone on a bike will be doing 20-30mph. 12mph is what a segway does at its maximum speed, not its average speed; and as you said, average speed is more relevant. Anyhow, not many people are likely to be going flat-out on the sidewalk unless they see that it's empty -- and even if they are doing so, one can decelerate faster on a segway than running at the same (maximum) speed.

      Further, I doubt very, very much that being hit by a segway is less damaging than being hit by a mountain bike. I've been hit by a mountain bike before -- it really, really isn't any fun. Hitting (consenting) people with a segway, on the other hand, is a regular part of the product demonstration -- and nobody has yet to be hurt.

    10. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

      Were the mountain bikes illegally on the street, or were the old ladies on a mountain bike trail, or in the street itself?

      I think it's ridiculous that people think that the right thing to do is to regulate the shit out of everything. Automobile speed limits have turned into little more than a fund raiser for the regions that enforce them, and all of these fines/regulations are created under the false guise of safety.

      Have you ever noticed areas with a lot of "no left turn" signs where left turns would be perfectly reasonable without the sign? OH - you are forced into driving into some commercial location if you want to turn around without driving 50 miles out of your way. I wonder who had a friend hook that up for him?

      Traffic laws are 50 percent bullshit, as the ones that you actually notice are usually the ones there for absolutely no reason, save profit. Speed traps in the middle of nowhere are only part of the problem.

      Back to the segway thing. I say see what problems arise, and then possibly consider legislation to solve those problems. NOT creating new laws based on NOTHING but speculation.

      I'm sorry about the old ladies in your town who seem to be MTN Bike magnets, but Jesus H Christ - can someone have some fucking backbone once in a while and watch out for themselves? Why must everyone demand laws to protect themselves from basically harmless things?

      ~D

    11. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Which is why bicyclists shouldn't ride on sidewalks (I can't stand riding on a sidewalk anyway, the thump-thump, thump-thump drives me nuts, and it's such a pain to clean the blood of the pedestrians off my bike every day :-D)

    12. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      "!'m sorry about the old ladies in your town who seem to be MTN Bike magnets, but Jesus H Christ - can someone have some fucking backbone once in a while and watch out for themselves?"

      Right. Next time you try to pass me on your mountain bike I'm going to put my cane in your spokes.

      Or perhaps I'll just have my horse kick you in the head.

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    13. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      youd probably endup with a broken arm if you tried that trick with the cane...

    14. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      do fat people get banned from walking on sidewalks?

      Fat people should just get banned from life!

    15. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking moderators. man, that is some funny shit.

    16. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Were the mountain bikes illegally on the street, or were the old ladies on a mountain bike trail, or in the street itself?

      Bikes are almost never illegal on the street. They are almost always illegal on the sidewalk.

    17. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >In my hometown, and older woman was killed when hit by a mountain bike. In fact, this has happened multiple times

      She died several times?

    18. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by odie_q · · Score: 1

      After browsing this thread I am astonished to realise that it's legal to ride bikes on American sidewalks! That sounds friggin lethal to me. Where I'm from (Sweden), sidewalks are for walking. Since bicycles travel at 25-30kph (~20mph) and have limited maneuverability, they clearly do not mix well with pedestrians traveling at 4-5 kph.


      The only reasonable conclusions I can draw from this is either that bicylces are rare enough in American urban traffic to be negligible, or that you have enormous sidewalks.

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    19. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      Actually except for some urban centers, pedestrian traffic is rare. Most sidewalks in suburban areas are unused. Leaving them wide open for bicycles. Still not legal, but better to drive a bike on an empty sidewalk, then on the rode where they have to compete with automobiles. On the sidewalk the bicyclist rises to the top of the food chain. On the road, its the automobile.

    20. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be worth it to see your face spread over 30 meters of sidewalk.

    21. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Mr+Krinkle · · Score: 1

      Bikes ARE ILLEGAL on the sidewalks in the US.
      However many parents don't teach their kids that bikes have to follow ALL traffic laws. I say this as someone who has gotten a speeding ticket and been threatened with a DWI while riding my bike across town. Word of advice if you are on a bike don't produce your driver's license, in many states you will still get the ticket but it will not go on your driving record so no insurance increase.

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    22. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Hast · · Score: 1

      As a fellow Swede who's liven in the states for a year I can tell you that most places there don't have sidewalks at all. Most people just drive cars so it's not really an issue. In cities there are sidwwalks however, but not many people bike in any case, so it's still not much of an issue.

      Compare this with Sweden where there are abundant sidewalks and often separate lanes for biking and the situation is very different. Naturally that means that it would be alot easier to include Segways here. Just drive them where you'd bike otherwise. (Or rollerblade.)

    23. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by server_wench · · Score: 1

      The legal reason bicycles can be banned on sidewalks is that in most states in the US they predate cars, so along with horse drawn carriages, etc. are considered vehicles.
      The practical reason to ban bicycles on sidewalks is that mixing pedestrian traffic at less than 5 mpg and bikes at 12 mph when crowded can result in accidents.
      It looks like the folks at Segway did their homework well by checking the legal stuff first.

    24. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      In my hometown, and older woman was killed when hit by a mountain bike. In fact, this has happened multiple times.

      You mean she was killed multiple times? How'd that happen?

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    25. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by nhavar · · Score: 2

      Segways use a key system that can limit the speed of the vehicle based on the encrypted key used. Therefore you could have keys based on where you will be driving and simply switch them when you are moving from one mode of travel to another. Say 0-6 miles per hour on the sidewalk and 0-topspeed on biketrails, street, and all terain mode.

      The thing that frustrates me about people's complaints about others using this is that the assumption is segways won't be regulated. I think that if a police officer sees someone speeding on a segway on a sidewalk full of people then he's going to get involved. Just like when he see's someone skateboarding or bicycling on a sidewalk where it's clearly not allowed. As always the police are there to promote public safety and I think they'll be there to curb anyone being overzealous on this device.

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    26. Re:Segways are too dangerous to be on the sidewalk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm in Southern California (San Diego). Down here people on bike are rare (I see maybe one a day). And while I believe it is against the law to ride on the sidewalk, given the general driving style of motorists (cell phone in one hand, double-tall decaf soy latte in the other while you drive your F350 20+ miles over the spend limit in a mad race from stop light to stop light) I don't blame them for hoping up on the sidewalk.

      On the flipside, people who ride bikes in these conditions are certifiably insane (unless you only do it on bikepaths which are 'conveniently located on a island about 6 miles outside of downtown). Your time is short if you ride a bike, it is only a matter of time before you become 'grill food' for somebody's SUV. So only crazy people ride bikes down here. Every bike rider I've seen downtown looks like an "X-Game" contestant. No body fat, mirror sunglasses, tattoos, and several bloody scabs. This is not a reasonable form of transportation for a 'sane' person, people who walk are even considered less crazy (and only homeless people walk anywhere in SoCal).

      I hope Segways do take off (but I doubt it at the price they quote). If they do it will only be a short amount of time before one of two things happens: 1) US cities will have to be "redesigned" like Steve Jobs said to include wider bike lanes, or 2) they will ban these things outright in every major city. There is no way that any major US city will be prepared for even a dozen Segway drivers...that silly 'scooter craze' last year caused a quick banning.

  9. How far can you lean forward? by naoursla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As I understand it, you move forward by leaning foward. The segway moves forward to stay underneath you which keeps you from falling over. Like walking, it is a controlled fall. But there is also a built in speed limit, so if you lean forward too far (trying to go faster) the Segway would not be able to keep up and you would keep leaning farther until your face meets the sidewalk (presumably while going around 12 mph). Does anyone know what keeps it from doing this?

    1. Re:How far can you lean forward? by foobar104 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I understand it, gyroscopes. As you push forward on the handle-thingy, the Segway pushes back, powered by the internal gyroscopes. I don't have any info on the amount of force involved; presumably, if your objective is to knock the thing over, you'll find a way to do it.

    2. Re:How far can you lean forward? by emmons · · Score: 5, Funny

      It senses you trying to do it the first time and lets you fall flat on your face. After you do it once the problem mysteriously goes away. (for some people it takes more than once though- these special cases are called "morons")

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    3. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      They've tried the segway on very fat people (sorry - I can't think of a better term that won't get this post moded flamebait) and they can lean into it quite far without it tipping (assuming that it has enough battery power. This situation however is very rare when you take out...

      When you're riding along and you lean forward more to go faster and you start approaching the maximum speed the Segway makes certain tones at you to give feedback that you're nearing the limit. Apparently it also gives more resistance at this point (for deaf people).

      Rather than fat or light people though it's better to look at it as a centre of gravity thing. The Segway doesn't know or care if you're a fat naked guy or a skinny clothed guy with a heavy backpack - you're the same weirdo to the Segway. It tries to maintain the balance upon that as much as it can. I forget the exact limit off the top of my head - sorry. It's on the Segway HT site.

      Generic segway link 1, kickass segway link 2 (that's the one you want to read)

    4. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rode a speed-limited version, and it will not let you lean too far forward. The gyros respond, and it automatically leans you back. There is really no danger of falling forward. It truly is amazing to try. I think there is also some safeguard against collisions, but I did not get that oppurtunity riding it :-) and I can not think of how they could manage that.

    5. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (for some people it takes more than once though- these special cases are called "morons")

      These morons are the same type of people that labeled your post a troll.

    6. Re:How far can you lean forward? by PunchMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      The segway moves forward to stay underneath you which keeps you from falling over. Like walking, it is a controlled fall.

      Actually, what you do when you fall is just "miss" the ground. At that point you just sort of take off and start to fly...but don't think about it too much.

      Oh, and remember to bring a towel ;)

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    7. Re:How far can you lean forward? by seanadams.com · · Score: 4, Informative

      the Segway pushes back, powered by the internal gyroscopes

      This is wrong. It's the WHEELS that move the segway and keep it upright.

      The gyroscopes are tiny little sensors that detect rotational accelleration. To understand this concept, imagine a toy gyroscope - the kind enclosed in with a wire frame. As you rotate the frame around the axle, the wheel inside continues to spin at the same speed. If you were to continually measure the speed of the wheel relative to the frame, you can determine which way the frame is turning and how fast.

      It's not like the gyroscopic action of a motorcycle wheel keeping you upright. If that were the case, segway would have to be incredibly big, heavy, and power consuming.

      The gyros in the segway are no doubt piezoelectric - I'm not sure exactly how those work, but it's the same basic idea. They're about 1 cubic inch in size.

    8. Re:How far can you lean forward? by perky · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've heard about this invention called the bicycle. As I understand it, you steer by leaning to the left or the right. The bicycle tilts sideways to stay underneath you which keeps you from falling over. Like walking, it is a controlled fall. But naturally the turning radius is limited, so if you lean too far (trying to turn faster) the bicycle would not be able to keep up and you would keep leaning farther until your face meets the sidewalk. Does anyone know what keeps it from doing this?

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    9. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Ooblek · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wow, thats interesting. I guess I just assumed that it you threw yourself at the ground fast and hard enough using this, you had a better chance of missing it. Seemed like a good way to learn how to fly. Hey, it worked for Arthur Dent.

    10. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Aix · · Score: 1

      It works by artificially limiting the speed. (They did think of this problem, of course...) That way it always has room to speed up in order to catch you.

    11. Re:How far can you lean forward? by naoursla · · Score: 2

      Thanks. I think this answer makes the most sense. It sounds like at standard speeds it moves just enough to keep you from falling, but if you try to lean outside of that range it starts trying to balance you like an inverted broom. It sounds like if you try to lean to far forward it will make a quick burst that puts the wheels slightly in front of you and then slows down once you are more balanced.

    12. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, not having been on one of these things, here is my guess at how this works.

      First, remember some simple fisics, namely that you can't lean the thing. If you are standing on the thing, you can't lean the combined center of mass of the scooter and your body forwards or backwards. Unless you have something to push against (forget gravity for the moment), you have no way of creating torque to produce the lean. What you can do is move the scooter's handle forward or back with a corresponding opposite motion of you body. This is not leaning, since you are not (you can't) move the combined center of mass forward or backwards.

      So there is no problem with leaning to far forward, because you can't lean in the first place :-)

      This is very much like what goes on with a bicycle only the front-back motion on the segway works like the side-to-side motion on a bicycle. How do you lean a bicycle? Well you don't, because you can't.

      OK, so what really goes on? To lean a bicycle to the left, you steer a little to the _right_ and allow your center of mass to fall to the left (the bicycle has moved to the right, out from under you and you begin to fall to the left). Then, if you have normal reflexes, you steer to the bike to the left and maintain your balance and execute a left turn. Normally, the initial opposite direction turn is very small (you don't even know you're doing it), a skilled cyclist or motorcyclist will know that to rapidly initiate turns, they need to countersteer, and may make noticible countersteer motions.

      Now, a similair thing happens with the front-to-back motion of the segway. The segway has to manage the motion of your combined center of mass, it has to move it forward when accelerating and it has to move it backwards when decelerating, when standing still or traveling at a constant speed the segway keeps the combined center of mass directly over the wheels. The segway controls the torque on the wheels - you don't - therefore _it_ and not you has control over leaning.

      So if yo are going at max speed, you can push the handle farther forward, but you can't lean forward (because you can't). At max speed the segway just ignores your user input, and doesn't go any faster.

      Now the segway has to be able to go faster than max speed, and the reason is that if it couldn't, it wouldn't be able to stop! To stop, the segway has to speed up just a little bit, this causes a backwards lean, and once the center of mass is behind the wheels, then the segway can slow down.

    13. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Casal · · Score: 1

      That has to be the funniest comment I've read in a really long while.

      Thanks for the good laugh.

      Santiago

    14. Re:How far can you lean forward? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      This is wrong.

      Okay, I stand corrected. But I'm not entirely sure that you and I were answering the same question. I understood the question to be, "You lean forward to go forward. The further you lean, the faster you go. What are you leaning against? Why don't you fall over?"

      My answer may have been totally wrong. But your answer seemed to apply to the question of what keeps you from falling over sideways, since you compared it to the forces acting on a motorcycle wheel.

      I'll admit that I was almost certainly wrong. But are you sure you're right? Maybe a more complete explanation is in order.

    15. Re:How far can you lean forward? by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      As you lean forward, the gyro senses then tilt, and both wheel turn forward. You're applying force at the top, and the wheels apply equal force in the same direction on the bottom - so you move forward.

    16. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading after I saw you spelled physics "fisics".

    17. Re:How far can you lean forward? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Yes, but what happens when the Segway reaches it maximum speed? If you continue to lean forward, do you fall over? That's the question that's been on everybody's mind. ;-)

    18. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It probably gives a tiny spurt of speed, just enough to lean you back the other way, then slows you down. That way you could never sustain a speed above 12 MPH. In fact it could keep your center of gravity from ever travelling faster than 12 MPH if it was careful.

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    19. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean "forget gravity for the moment"? This is the real world. You may forget gravity, but it won't forget you.

      Not only is it possible to lean forward on a Segway, it is trivial. Bend at the waist.

      Dumbass.

    20. Re:How far can you lean forward? by bhsx · · Score: 1

      The gyroscopes are sensors(i believe there are five of them) that tell the computers(the apps, i have a hard time believing they need 5 separate systems to do the calculations) which way to move the wheels. It is similar to balancing a baseball bat on your palm. I'm sure someone can correct me; but It's something simple like a 2/1 mass/velocity ratio. The gyroscopes are off-the-shelf pieces that have been used in airplanes/submarines and such for decades. They stay still(in a sense) while the rest of the scooter tilts and sensors tell the apps how to deal with the 'level' vs. tilt difference. When you think about it, it shouldn't be hard to come up with an 'OpenSegway' project that deals with these variables in a 'Open PVR' type fashion.

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    21. Re:How far can you lean forward? by ascending · · Score: 1

      It'll just move so far ahead of yor center of gravity so fast that you can't fall. (imagine someone pushing you from behind and you want to avoid their force from making you run but keep walking: you'd simply put your feet further out in front of you on each step.

    22. Re:How far can you lean forward? by JimPooley · · Score: 2

      As I understand it, you steer bicycles by turning the handlebars...

      Leaning is just balancing the turning force

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    23. Re:How far can you lean forward? by oever · · Score: 1

      The two gyroscopes in the bike keep you from falling. But if you really want to fall, you can probably find a way.

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    24. Re:How far can you lean forward? by JanneM · · Score: 2

      No. Other than at real low speeds (when you have to jiggle the handlebars to even stay upright), you steer by shifting your weight. The front wheel needs to be able to turn for it to work, but the turning is a result of your leaning, not the cause. This can easily be seen by cycling without holding the handlebars; it's as easy to turn as it is normally; your holding the bars only secure you better to the frame and provides damping to the steering.

      This is much more obvious in the case of motorcycles, where the steering components are heavier and the speeds are higher; youturn by mentally "push" the handle at the side you want to turn (to go left, you "push" the left handlebar forward). This has the effect of moving your weight slightly to the left side, as wellas a small turn of the wheel to the right. The right turn makes the bike lean left, and the casting of the front wheel will make the bike turn left.

      /Janne

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    25. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Maddog+Batty · · Score: 2

      The gyros are made from silicon and by these people.

      I used to work in the next department on laser gyros. Interesting stuff.

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    26. Re:How far can you lean forward? by boltar · · Score: 1

      Basically it compensates for lean by acceleration or decelleration. If you lean too far and the
      machine is already at its full speed then given that it can't break the laws of physics you WILL
      fall over. I'd imagine they've installed some kind of power cutoff device in case of this
      eventuality otherwise your nose will be pused along the ground at 12mph which could be painful :)

    27. Re:How far can you lean forward? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      It's not like the gyroscopic action of a motorcycle wheel keeping you upright. If that were the case, segway would have to be incredibly big, heavy, and power consuming.

      Well, IIAMR (Motorcycle Rider), and yes, the gyroscopic action of the rotating components of the engine along with the gyroscopic action of the wheels do have an effect. Ask any motorcycle instructor.

    28. Re:How far can you lean forward? by pokeyburro · · Score: 1

      I can just see a guy insisting on going faster, resulting in rabbit-hopping: he leans forward, gets a spurt and is upright again, leans forward, spurt, upright...

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    29. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1
      The front wheel needs to be able to turn for it to work, but the turning is a result of your leaning, not the cause.

      I'd like to see you turn the handlebars to the right and not turn!

      (Turning them 90 degrees to the right so fast that the bike just falls down does not count. Although I guess you can do that if you really want. =)

      mark
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    30. Re:How far can you lean forward? by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

      i have a hard time believing they need 5 separate systems to do the calculations

      From here: For redundancy purposes, we installed a total of five gyroscopes, each oriented in such a way that any angular motion of the machine will be sensed by at least two gyroscopes.

    31. Re:How far can you lean forward? by seanadams.com · · Score: 2

      Well, IIAMR (Motorcycle Rider), and yes, the gyroscopic action of the rotating components of the engine along with the gyroscopic action of the wheels do have an effect. Ask any motorcycle instructor.


      I know. I'm just saying that this is not the effect that keeps the segway upright.
    32. Re:How far can you lean forward? by Traicovn · · Score: 1

      I think what it is is that at maximum speed there is enough compensation created by the gyroscope that the Segway 'falling forwards' isn't a problem. This COULD cause a problem however if you were heavier than the segway's weight limit. If I understand properly the gyroscopes keep the segway balanced, and as long as the weight of the person who is on the segway is under the segways 'weight limit' (200 something pounds) then the gyrosope/speed ratio will be able to keep the rider balanced.

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  10. ...sidewalks by magicslax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In states that haven't explicitly allowed these bugges on the sidewalks, can you use them in bikelanes? What conditions does your vehicle need to meet to be a bike? How about a moped or something of that nature- open, wheeled, anything else?

    1. Re:...sidewalks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in SF, a bicycle is something with one, two, or up to 18 wheels, powered by human effort, chemical, or electrical energy.

      They also seem to be quite useful for people double parking, or just an extra "safety zone" for people that like to open their doors all the way without warning. Garbage trucks also use them quite effectively on busy streets where it is almost suicide to pass.

      I'll admit it... I want my bike lane for bikes only. It is dangerous to share them with rollerbladers, and stupid for people on gas-powered scooters to be using them. All these things move in different ways, and a cramped bike lane with heavy traffic inches away is no place for the additional risks.

      I'll also admit that I like to go faster than traffic in a bike lane... 20 or 30MPH isn't that hard. I don't want some clunky vehicle taking up 2/3 of a lane, going considerably slower...

      ...ok, that's off my chest now.

    2. Re:...sidewalks by bfields · · Score: 2
      In states that haven't explicitly allowed these bugges on the sidewalks, can you use them in bikelanes? What conditions does your vehicle need to meet to be a bike? How about a moped or something of that nature- open, wheeled, anything else?

      Bike lanes (as opposed to bike/multi-use paths, which are separated from the road) are a part of the road, and the rules that apply are the same as the rules of the road. Bikes can ride on them essentially because they have the already have the right to use roads. For example, Michigan law says: "Every person riding a bicycle or moped upon a roadway shall be granted all of the rights and shall be subject to all of the duties applicable to the driver of a vehicle by this chapter, except as to special regulations in this article and except as to those provisions of this chapter which by their nature do not have applications."

      Here's what I believe to be the definition of a bike in Michigan law: ""Bicycle" means a device propelled by human power upon which a person may ride, having either 2 or 3 wheels in a tandem or tricycle arrangement, all of which are over 14 inches in diameter." I believe other state law is similar. Doesn't sound like a Segway.

      And a moped: ""Moped" means a 2- or 3-wheeled vehicle which is equipped with a motor that does not exceed 50 cubic centimeters piston displacement, produces 2.0 brake horsepower or less, and cannot propel the vehicle at a speed greater than 30 miles per hour on a level surface. The power drive system shall not require the operator to shift gears." Don't ask me.

      The sensible thing to do would be to put Segways on the road--vehicles with significant stopping distances need to ride traffic rules to operate safely--but I guess the Segway people know that too many Americans have been brainwashed into believing that you can't be safe on a road without being surrounded by some kind of tank. So they have to sell the Segway as a toy for the sidewalk. Sad.

      The truly sad thing, of course, is that we already have the perfect personal vehicle---bicycle technology is cheaper, more mature, and more efficient than this stupid Segway. But no-one sees this because they're convinced that bicycles are just toys to be ridden for fun on weekends, and because they're convinced (contrary to any evidence I've seen, and to my own experience) that it's dreadfully dangerous to actually use a bicycle on a road as real transportation.

      --Bruce Fields

    3. Re:...sidewalks by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      Quoth:
      The truly sad thing, of course, is that we already have the perfect personal vehicle---bicycle technology is cheaper, more mature, and more efficient than this stupid Segway.


      I think I'll stick to my bipedal octocycle (aka rollerblades) for some odd reason they haven't been banned from sidewalks on campus while skateboards and scooters have, probably has something to do with some of the professors rollerblading around heck, even some of the cops do
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    4. Re:...sidewalks by bfields · · Score: 2
      Alright, so I'm probably just responding to a troll, but some of these are common questions:
      But there's a problem that applies to the motorcycle, the bicycle, and the Segway. It's called the environment. Rain, snow, smoggy streets, slush, puddles, et cetera.

      These are standard (solved) problem--you need fenders, the right clothing, etc. Do a google search on bike commuting, or check your local library.

      And the bicycle has its own special problem: it is powered by me. And no matter how slowly I pedal, a half-hour of cycling will cause me to perspire.

      Again, annoying, but lots of people have figured out how to deal with it--find a place you can shower at work, and/or take a change of clothese, and/or shower right before you leave.

      By the way, there's one final problem with cycling on the streets: drivers hate you.

      I ride to and from work every single day, and do all my shopping and other errands by bike. If all of the many drivers I interact with on a daily basis hate me, they're hiding it well. There's the occasional idiot ("get on the sidewalk", honk honk), but they're the exception. Mostly people are polite, and no-one has ever physically threatened me or forced me off the road.

      I know, I know, it's unfair -- we have just as much a right to be there as they do, supposedly. But we're slow.

      Sometimes, sometimes not--in urban areas where stoplights and such are the major factor in trip time, you may actually find you're going about the same speed as traffic most of the time.

      We cause traffic jams because people have to pass us.

      My bike's pretty narrow and doesn't obstruct the view or the lane as much as the average car. Even when I have to take the lane (because the lane's too narrow to share, or I'm preparing to make a left turn, or whatever), people usually find a way to pass me in a matter of seconds. If I ever found myself "caus[ing] a traffic jam", sure, I'd pull over and let people by, but that has *never* happened.

      We're more difficult to see.

      Then you're in trouble---being visible is really important: wear bright colors, use good lights at night, ride near traffic, not way over in the gutter where people won't be looking, etc. With those kinds of precautions there's no reason you should be more difficult to see. Just because you're not car-shaped doesn't mean you have to be invisible.

      the cyclist has very little chance of surviving a serious accident.

      Do you have evidence for this statement? Or is it just circular reasoning? (serious accident == accident you have little chance of surviving). People do survive pretty awful-sounding accidents on bikes. I've not seen evidence that supports the popular view of cyclists as such fragile creatures that every little car's fender-bender would be a fatal accident to a cyclist.

      Be careful out there, but don't listen to the fearmongers. It's not *that* dangerous.

      --Bruce Fields

  11. Some good technical points by MobyDisk · · Score: 5, Funny
    But I like this one the best:
    "...even traveling at 12.5 miles an hour, the virtual laws of physics say they won't be able to stop on a dime."
    Could someone who knows virtual physics tell me which law relates mass, velocity, and dimes?
    1. Re:Some good technical points by magicslax · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the actual law (Newton's 4th) went something along the lines of "A body on segway stays on segway unless presented with sufficient coinage."

    2. Re:Some good technical points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pepsi?

    3. Re:Some good technical points by PD · · Score: 2

      I never liked the encumberance rules anyway.

    4. Re:Some good technical points by Permission+Denied · · Score: 2, Funny
      Pepsi?

      Partial Credit!

      I assume you're talking about this: Math in the Future according to the Simpsons. (I apologize for linking directly to a large file, the guy didn't have <a name> tags on his page.)

      In this context, your AC post is actually quite amusing.

    5. Re:Some good technical points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw shucks, weren't nothing

    6. Re:Some good technical points by Speare · · Score: 5, Funny

      The reverse is far more true, looking at the prices. A body not on a segway stays not on a segway unless presented with sufficient coinage.

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    7. Re:Some good technical points by PunchMonkey · · Score: 1

      "A body on segway stays on segway unless presented with sufficient coinage."

      But a body can't even get on a segway without sufficient coinage.... about $3000USD.... :-)

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    8. Re:Some good technical points by alexburke · · Score: 2

      w00t! Most amusing. :) I've been lusting over a Segway ever since they were unveiled, and I want one so badly! I'm going to try to get my hands on one as soon as they're offered to the public. It'll put me in the poor house, though... :(

  12. Slow on the uptake... by Party+Remover · · Score: 1

    Submitted this on Tuesday night. *yawn*
    2002-04-24 02:12:10 Segways on Patrol in Atlanta (articles,tech) (rejected)

    Anyhow, this will either make the Segway a legitimate mainstream technology or be flagged as a $90K boondoggle during the next local election in Atlanta.

    Actually, I suppose it could do both.

    1. Re:Slow on the uptake... by ShadowDrgn · · Score: 1

      Story about that for anyone interested: http://www.accessatlanta.com/ajc/metro/0402/23segw ay.html

      I assume it refers to Wednesday 4/24, but I haven't seen any cops on them yet.

  13. Popular Science article by jimmcq · · Score: 5, Informative

    Popular Science also has an article that has a mini-interview with one of the mail carriers who put Segway through a real-life test for 30 days.

    1. Re:Popular Science article by nucal · · Score: 2
      PS Did it cut your delivery time?

      CS Not really--I was doing it in the same 6 hours. The main reason is that I couldn't sort and ride at the same time. With more practice, I'm sure I'd shave time.

      Does this mean that he's usually sorting mail and driving at the same time?

    2. Re:Popular Science article by jimmcq · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that he's usually sorting mail and driving at the same time?

      No, normally he does most of the route on foot, so he is usually walking and sorting at the same time.

    3. Re:Popular Science article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. He sorts while walking.

      ac

  14. bike lanes, not sidwalks by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Here we have a machine that goes 12MPH, about the speed of a bike. Perhaps we should be riding these in the bike lane, not on the sidewalk.


    (and before anyone whines about their city not having enough bike lanes... here is yet another incentive to add some)

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    1. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by seann · · Score: 1

      I'm one of those jerks
      who if I saw some guy riding one of these, and hit me in any way, he'd have a shiner.

      Just like if somebody riding a bike, hit me, he'd be blue.

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    2. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Just because you can go 12 MPH, doesn't mean you have to go 12 MPH. Since people are capable of running 12 MPH, does that mean that people should be limited to the bike lanes as well?

      The difference between these things and a bike is that these are controlled very similarly to walking. You lean to go forward and to stop. That means that there is a natural tendency to go with the flow of walking traffic.

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    3. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were to hit you with my bike, you'd be unconscious or possibly dead. Do you know what it would feel like to get run over by a heavy mountain bike @ 40mph? I didn't think so.

    4. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by ddmckay · · Score: 2

      12MPH is slow for a bicycle. I'm no Lance Armstrong, but I *average* 13MPH INCLUDING STOPS on my 4 mile ride home. Cruising speed on the flat part of the route for me is around 18 to 20 and there are folks riding who pass me.

    5. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I average 25km/hour (about 16MPH) on my bike ride to/from work. I hit 35km on straight-aways, and 50+ if I'm heading downhill. It's awkward enough passing other cyclists and worrying about cars veering into the bike lane (when there is a bike lane).

      Plus I don't think these machines are maneuverable enough to be on the road (bike lane or no bike lane).

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    6. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is perhaps the dumbest argument I've heard - you're saying the method of control determines whether it should be allowed on sidewalks. What about if I invent a mechanism that opens the throttle on a motorcycle when I lean forward and closes it as I lean back and applies brakes if I lean back further?

      Also, you should have writ "Since some people are capable of running 12 MPH..." and really, not very many people are able to for a mile. I doubt you could - I know I can't. And if Segways really become popular even _less_ people will be able to. Personally I think they should be put in the bike lane unless skateboards, bicycles and other similar mechanisms are allowed on the sidewalk. Then maybe more states would smarten up like Oregon and make bike lanes mandatory anywhere (public) that cars go.

    7. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Just because you can go 12 MPH, doesn't mean you have to go 12 MPH.

      No, but are you going to pay several thousand dollars for the privelege of riding a segway at no more than walking pace? Walking isn't exactly a difficult thing, and given a choice between walking at 3mph and riding some expensive machine at 3mph, I'll gladly pick walking.

      Since people are capable of running 12 MPH, does that mean that people should be limited to the bike lanes as well?

      I rarely if ever see people running on sidewalks. Most runners run on the road. Why? So they're not dodging slow-moving pedestrians.

    8. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn right - i'm sure it would be him that was blue...

    9. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      No, but are you going to pay several thousand dollars for the privelege of riding a segway at no more than walking pace?

      If you are riding it on a crowded sidewalk do you really have any choice?

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    10. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by tgdwyer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Perhaps we should just be riding bikes in the bike lane and walking on the footpath (sidewalk)?
      This thing really seems like the ultimate complicated solution to a problem that's already been solved... by bicycles! A bike is cheaper, faster, more reliable and it keeps you fit! Try joining a critical mass ride in your city. It's the most fun you can have on wheels.

    11. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      If you are riding it on a crowded sidewalk do you really have any choice?

      Ummm, yeah, you could not buy it and just walk on the crowded sidewalk, which was my original point.

    12. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Provincialist · · Score: 1
      I've seen people get hit by cars and arise to pound the shit out of the driver. Not at 40 MPH mind you, but surely you don't go that fast everywhere? Regardless of what power you might think you posess while riding, you wouldn't "run over" anyone; it would be a collision that you would feel as well. And if you knocked someone unconscious anywhere near me, I would be among the crowd of people eager to administer a bit of street justice.

      Please be careful while riding your heavy mountain bike.

      later,
      Jess

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    13. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Yes.. but the Segway requires no effort to go faster. Walking, running, and bikeing all require alot more effort to go at the max speed. I think that will make a big difference....Look at cars.

    14. Re:bike lanes, not sidwalks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am extremely careful when riding my bike, however accidents do happen. I'm just pointing out the stupidity in the previous post. Chances are that you wouldn't be in any position to fight anyone if you were hit by a fast moving scooter, bike, car, etc...

      Oh, and if that thing about people arising after being hit by a car is true, that would freak me out. I'd probably end up running that poor individual over again and driving away.

  15. yup by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 0

    The only people you are going to see using Segways any time soon are government employees. Why?? No one in their right mind would pay $9000 for what is really just a slow bicycle. I mean if you could buy 90 bikes or one Segway which would you choose??

    Of course this doesn't apply to government spending since people in charge of purchasing are spending taxpayer dollars, not their own. Yeah, put that order of Segways right next to the box of five thousand dollar toilet seats please.

    1. Re:yup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one can pay $9000 for a Segway. They're not selling to the public until late 2002.

  16. Political/Marketing clout? by alouts · · Score: 5, Interesting
    After all the "No Skateboarding/Bicycling/Rollerskating" signs I have seen around various towns, why would so many cities specifically allow these things on sidewalks by passing laws saying so?

    Is it all just a load of local lobbyists pressing the city councils? It seems to me like there's enough hype/marketing here to choke a whole herd of horses.

    1. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonnymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Because only kids with no money to spend skateboard. People with Segways are people with lots of disposable income that they might spend.

    2. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If skateboards cost $5000 and were designed for people who are to lazy to walk, the average city council member would be more open minded about them.

    3. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by StevenHallman76 · · Score: 1

      I some cases those signs are on private property for liability reasons, in other cases they're directed at punk kids that do nothing but tear up public property by grinding on it. (holy crap. I'm old and I sound like my dad..)

      Segways on the other hand aren't really a recreational toy. They're vehicles for commuters to get from A to B without cars or public transportation. It's a win/win for cities, they will (theoretically) lower traffic and make commuters happier.

    4. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Then why are bicycles included as well? They cost $5000 and were designed for people who are too snobby to drive.

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    5. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As a cyclist and driver, I claim that bicycles belong on the road because bicyclists most often don't act like pedestrians. As a driver, you need to treat a bicyclist on the sidewalk as another lane of traffic because bicycles can move fairly fast (as opposed to pedestrians, who *can* stop on a dime ;-). This "extra lane" is dangerous because it is unmarked, unofficial, and often forgotten. Even worse are bicyclists on the sidewalk who want to turn left across traffic. There are also problems with pedestrians sharing a sidewalk with bicycles, because of the often wide difference in speed.

      A cyclist in traffic behaves much more like a car, and is easy to predict. As a driver and a bicyclist, I have no problem with a bicycle slowing traffic down. It's much safer and less stressful for everyone.

      -Paul Komarek

    6. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by goldmeer · · Score: 1
      After all the "No Skateboarding/Bicycling/Rollerskating" signs I have seen around various towns, why would so many cities specifically allow these things on sidewalks by passing laws saying so?

      You see, the law that lends the teeth to the bark of these signs is trespassing.

      Many a private (and public) property has been damaged from skateboards and rollerblades "grinding" on rails, benches, curbs and the like. The paint chips off, the cement chips off. Do the skateboarders or bladers have to repaint or replace the now damaged items? Don't make me laugh. Then there is the ever present spectre of a lawsuit from when a pregnant woman is accidently knocked over by a someone on a board or blades.

      Since the owner of the property has posted that you are not to be performing a particular action on the property, if you are on the property and performing the posted action, you may be considered trespassing.

      While it is true that "skateboarding is not a crime" trespassing is.

      Of course IANAL. YMMV. Check local laws for elegibility requirements. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. And all the other great disclaimers that you can find at http://www.they.com/disclaimer (for the link wary)

    7. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by nurightshu · · Score: 5, Funny
      It's much safer and less stressful for everyone.

      Except for that line of 50 cars behind your bike-pedaling ass. They're all blowing veins in their foreheads because the goddamn speed limit is fucking 55 goddamn miles per hour and some SHITPOT on a fucking mountain bike is in their way when they just want to get home so they can drink a glass of bourbon and watch some Letterman, for christsakes, is that too fucking much to ask from you kids these days on your GODDAMN MOUNTAIN BIKES and your FUCKING RAZOR SCOOTERS and your DAMNED ROLLERSKATES, when all I want to do is finish my fucking commute and see if maybe I can get a piece of tang from my wife who's been all, "Oh, it's that time of the month and anyway I have a headache and feel all bloated" when I know goddamn well that her last period was only two weeks ago and there's no Playtex wrappers in the bathroom trashcan besides, and the damn kids are all whiny about how mean I'm being when I ground them because they didn't do their goddamn homework again, and then they start telling me all about how when Uncle Steve comes over during the day to visit Mommy that he's much nicer than I am, and then I have to go back into the bedroom and there's my cheating tramp of a wife on the phone -- with STEVE, Steve my best friend for nine years and I took his dog to the vet when it got hit by one of you goddamn CYCLISTS and bled all over the brand new top-grain Italian leather interior, Steve who was the best man at my wedding and helped me cover it up when Tommy Myers OD'ed at the bachelor party, and now he's on the phone with my GODDAMN WIFE and I know what I have to do, which I is why I kept my pistol all nice and clean and loaded in the first place, and when that first round explodes forth from the barrel, all pyrotechnic magic and cordite, it's like the first time I was ever with her and I couldn't control myself and it was all over before she even had her blouse unbuttoned, for christsakes, and now she's dead in a puddle of blood and I'm screaming into the phone, "Did you hear that, Steve, old buddy OLD PAL?! I'm coming for you next!"

      On second thought, maybe I'll just stay at work and put in a little overtime.

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    8. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NOT FUNNY! GET HELP! PLEASE!

      We dont want to be your victum because you can't hold in your road rage.

      1-800-555-1212 is info for 1-800 numbers. Call it and find a group to help you.

    9. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the same people with lots of disposable income who will die before they're 40 from a massive coronary.

      The obesity rates in the US are mindblowing for the past 20 years.

      This is just what this junk food laden country needs...

    10. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn that was funny. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter, sir.

    11. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      ...and bled all over the brand new top-grain Italian leather interior...

      Are you sure that wasn't Corinthian Leather? 8-)

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    12. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonnymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      True dat.

    13. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      Who the hell needs FedEx when the competition has employees with imagination like yours?! :)

    14. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by alexburke · · Score: 2

      That has to be some sort of record. Not only is that undoubtedly the single longest run-on sentence I have ever read, it is also one of the funniest.

      Good work, UPS-san. :)

    15. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another one with no sense of humor... It's just to bad you can't have a laugh.

    16. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now *this* is funny!

    17. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by SamTheButcher · · Score: 1

      Now that's funny! I, too, wish to subscribe.

    18. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Grape+Shasta · · Score: 2
      A cyclist in traffic behaves much more like a car, and is easy to predict. As a driver and a bicyclist, I have no problem with a bicycle slowing traffic down. It's much safer and less stressful for everyone.

      Well, safer for everyone except the bicyclist. I never ride along the road if there is a sidewalk, unless the road is very low traffic. The reason for this is simply that there is no place on the road for bicycles! I can't travel 40 MPH, and there is no special lane for me. On top of that, drivers don't know what to do about me being there anyway.

      On the sidewalk, I just need to avoid pedestrians. The only risk is annoying them, but I try to be considerate. Unless they jump and tackle me, I'm not going to hit them. That's not true for cars! I'm not going to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair because I took the road instead of the sidewalk, and got nailed by some idiot driver. Forget it.

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    19. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Why are Segways different from bikes, Rollerblades and scooters, which are not permitted on sidewalks in many cities?" the groups asked.


      Yes! Why do I get a ticket for inline skating anywhere within city limits (sidewalk, road, even dirt) but somebody riding a 80lbs lawnmower gets the green light? At 12mph they are going a lot faster than I do in a crowd.

      Toohey said the company spent less than $1 million to hire lobbyists and get the state approvals passed.


      Obviously I need to buy some lobbyist. They appear to be very cheap. Maybe all the inline skaters and skateboarders should chip in a buck and buy some rights?
    20. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by Traicovn · · Score: 1

      Because skateboarding/rollerskating has a 'negative' conotation. The idea of doing tricks and jumping on stuff, etc. Most of those signs are also located on PRIVATE property (shopping malls, strip malls, etc). The local governments ruling on allowing segways on sidewalks does not carry over to the private sidewalks at mini-malls and grocery stores, they can still ban segways.

      However it will not surprise me if they eventually tell Segway riders that they will have to use bicycle lanes if it gets to the point that Segways become a popular item in most cities. At this point very few people actually have these units, so it's not as much a problem. Yes, there is most likely some lobbying on the part of segway as well as private entities to allow these to be used on sidewalks, but it will not surprise me if other organizations (Sierra Club, local runner/walking groups, and MAYBE the AARP) ask for rules REGULATING the use of Segways in areas when/if they become popular for the masses, however I don't see this as being a problem until the price comes down and/or there are more competing companies making similar products.

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    21. Re:Political/Marketing clout? by frog51 · · Score: 2

      Now that is pant-wettingly good. Keep up the good work.

      Of course this is no way to lose karma:-)

  17. Segway Jousting... by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone else suspect this'll become a new Xtr3me Sp0rt,
    as soon as Segway prices drop to the $300 range ?

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    1. Re:Segway Jousting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Extreme Space Moose

      # This strip was mainly a spoof of those insipid Mountain Dew ads featuring the ultracool extreme guys. "Extreme" has become a badge of pride worn by so-called dare devils who partake in dangerous activities for the sake of one-upmanship. "My sport is more extreme than yours, therefore I am cooler." In the Do the Dew ads we see the extreme dudes snowboarding, rollerblading and mountain biking. Come on. I can think of a million things more extreme than that. What ever happened to cliff diving which killed and paralyzed more Americans in the 1970s than any other sport? Or sword swallowing which the Guinness book of records will not cover because of its high death toll? I would like to see the Mountain Dew guys try to break Jon Brower Minnoch's record of gaining 91 kg (200 lbs) in 7 days. Now that's extreme.

    2. Re:Segway Jousting... by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Actually, in DEKA's and Segways Testing labs, they've done just that. and plenty of other things, too.

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  18. Overzealous? by base2op · · Score: 1
    Originally known by the code names "It" and "Ginger," the Segway was touted by supporters as a more important development than the personal computer, the Internet, or even the car.

    Is it just me or does the above seem a tad extreme?
    1. Re:Overzealous? by simetra · · Score: 1

      Yes. I believe they said the same thing about the "New Coke"

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    2. Re:Overzealous? by xeromist · · Score: 1

      [rant]
      And I hope this invention receives the same warm reception New Coke got. Maybe if there are enough flops companies will learn not to overhype a steaming pile of cow dung.

      For Pete's sake, they say that this is one of the most important inventions of the 21st century for mankind...but mankind can't even afford it. They had people expecting something like a cure for cancer and they deliver an overpriced scooter.

      Finally seeing the product, I'm shocked at some of the celebrity participants of the hype campaign. If I was a public icon I wouldn't want to blatantly lie to the public. If they actually believe the things they said then there are a lot more morons in high places than I originally thought.

      The whole thing makes me sick and I wish the worst to all involved.
      [/rant]

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  19. Call them what you will by nukey56 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "These weigh 69 to 95 pounds, depending on the model, can carry a person up to 250 pounds plus cargo up to 75 pounds. With that much mass, even traveling at 12.5 miles an hour, the virtual laws of physics say they won't be able to stop on a dime."

    Apparantly, we've been scammed by educators everywhere.

    1. Re:Call them what you will by harks · · Score: 1

      Well, think about a 350 pound person running. They would be able to stop reasonably fast, so why not a segway?

    2. Re:Call them what you will by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No 350 pound person can run run at 17mph you stupid fucktard. Most people that size can't run at all.

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    3. Re:Call them what you will by Megahurts · · Score: 1

      Over the course of my life, I've weighed as much as 385 (down to 315 now with a continuing downward trend, knock on wood). I can say without a doubt that you are wrong. It's important to realize that to be able to weigh 350 pounds, a person must have a rather large frame and is in all likelihood over six feet. Assuming a stride length of 6 feet (rather short for a person that height. In a jog, it would be closer to 8 feet), it would take about 3 strides per second to keep a pace of 12.5 MPH. Even for a fairly out of shape person, it's possible, however unlikely they are to actually want to do it or be able to maintain it for more than a few dozen strides.

    4. Re:Call them what you will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I knew a girl who claimed she was 350 and she was 5'2". She was very round (he claim was certainly not unfathomable, knowing another person at 300 who is 6' tall). I never saw her do this kind of running, though.

  20. It's actually pretty safe by dfenstrate · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm a Mech-E student at the University of New Hampshire, just 40 minutes from Segway's and DEKA's headquarters, and we just had a demo here the other day by some of the engineers who work on it.

    I must say, I was impressed.

    First, if you're riding a segway at it's top speed of about 14 MPH, you can stop in about 15 feet- a runner going that fast takes about 20 feet to stop.

    Second, the junior engineer there, a year out of UNH, made a point of running over the senior engineers toes many times. No injury, he was walking around fine.

    Third, he also made a point of running into the senior engineer a number of times. Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you do.

    It turns on a dime, stops and starts quick, is highly manuevarable, and very easy to use- they let a couple of my proffessors check it out. I wouldn't have any problem sharing a sidewalk with it. It has a number of stopping, size, and manuvering advantages over roller skates and bicycles, wich aren't allowed on most sidewalks.

    That being said, it looks like an amusing toy with some very good aplications, but I don't think it's going to revolutionize transportation outside of a few circles.

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    1. Re:It's actually pretty safe by bfields · · Score: 4, Insightful
      First, if you're riding a segway at it's top speed of about 14 MPH, you can stop in about 15 feet

      On a street, where you have rules about right-of-way, and where you can count on people to *look* before they enter traffic, that sort of stopping distance is fine. On a sidewalk, where anyone in front of you can change direction on a dime, where people can appear from corners or doorway with no warning, it's a disaster.

      a runner going that fast takes about 20 feet to stop.

      14 mph is about a 4-minute mile, right? Isn't that pretty close to a flat-out sprint for the mortals among us? Would you really feel safe sprinting on a city sidewalk on a regular basis?

      Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you.

      Actually, getting hit by a runner 75 pounds heavier than me who sounds extremely unpleasant. Not something I would want to be happening on a regular basis on the sidewalks in my town; would you?

      Collisions with motor vehicles are also going to be a problem: note that you do *not* escape conflicts with cars by riding on the sidewalk. Instead, every driveway and intersection represents a potential conflict with a motorist, and motorists are *not* going to be looking out for people moving at high speeds on the sidewalk. (Think about where you look when you pull into or out of your driveway--would you see someone approaching from the wrong direction on the sidewalk in time to avoid a collision?) This is the reason that, by some estimates, sidewalk cyclists have double the accident rates of road cyclists. The same principles apply to segway users.

      Sounds like the Segway people have a pretty good line; perhaps I shouldn't be so amazed that they're getting away with buying this kind of legislation. But they really need some opposition. Here's one summary of the issue from the point of view of pedestrian advocates.

      --Bruce Fields

    2. Re:It's actually pretty safe by pde · · Score: 1
      Third, he also made a point of running into the senior engineer a number of times. Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you do.

      Uhh huh, right. You ready to have that junior engineer run into your grandmother with this thing? How about your six year old daughter? These things are a menace on the sidewalk, period.

    3. Re:It's actually pretty safe by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

      I hear you can see these things in live action every single day up in Concord..

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    4. Re:It's actually pretty safe by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Would you really feel safe sprinting on a city sidewalk on a regular basis?

      You, along with half the other posters to this story, seem to be laboring under the misapprehension that Segways have only two speeds: 0 MPH and 14+ MPH.

      That's not my understanding.

      Any special reason why you're convinced that lots of Segway riders will be suicidal enough to do 14 MPH on a crowded sidewalk? I mean, do you see people roaring down your neighborhood streets at their car's top speed? No? Well, then it won't be a major issue with Segways, either. Most people know when they're going too fast for conditions, regardless of the vehicle.

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    5. Re:It's actually pretty safe by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Third, he also made a point of running into the senior engineer a number of times. Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you do.

      No worse than getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more than I, THAT'S TRAVELLING AT 14 MPH??? Maybe the engineer wasn't running the thing at top speed, but at 14mph I guarantee that would hurt. If you don't think so, have a heavyset buddy of yours get up a good head of steam and plow right into you. Why do you think football players wear pads?

      if you're riding a segway at it's top speed of about 14 MPH, you can stop in about 15 feet ... It has a number of stopping, size, and manuvering advantages over roller skates and bicycles

      I don't have any hard numbers, but being an avid bicyclist, I would imagine that a bicycle at 14mph could stop in 15 feet, and possibly less. Bicycles weigh far less than a segway, and have very effective brakes. I don't think the segway has a significant stopping advantage over a bike. Sure a segway has a size advantage in that it's significantly shorter, but does this really matter much? Width is far more important, and in that respect the two are about equal. As far as average/top speed goes, a bike has a clear advantage. An average person can easily ride ~15mph for an extended period of time, and often faster. Plus, as other posters have alluded to, the bike is a great way to stay/get in shape.

    6. Re:It's actually pretty safe by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Second, the junior engineer there, a year out of UNH, made a point of running over the senior engineers toes many times. No injury, he was walking around fine.

      You mean they didn't retaliate? ;-)

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    7. Re:It's actually pretty safe by seann · · Score: 1
      "I mean, do you see people roaring down your neighborhood streets at their car's top speed? No?"
      Yes, Yes I do, Frequently. Infact maybe I'll web cam the stop sign infront of my house and send you a video one day. Cars don't stop at either stopsign.
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    8. Re:It's actually pretty safe by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Then the stop sign almost certainly shouldn't be there in the first place. It was probably placed as a "traffic calming" measure in violation of the guidelines in the Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices (MUTCD).

      This sort of thing is becoming more and more common as neighborhoods decide to crack down on those "evil speeders." Like unreasonably-low speed limits, superfluous stop signs do nothing for traffic safety, pedestrian safety, or respect for the law in general.

      Either way, the issue has nothing to do with Segways on sidewalks. If you wouldn't try to run a four-minute/mile pace on a given sidewalk, then chances are, you won't try to do it on a Segway either.

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    9. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      It is very difficult to run at 14 m per hour. Most people just cant do it, and the ones that can cannot do it on a regular basis. But driving a sageway at 14 miles per hour is as easy as leaning forward i presume. You say most people have good judgement and wont do it. But then again if we could rely on other people's good judgement we wouldnt have speeding laws. Also 14 miles per hour is not that fast for someone that is used to riding in a car and i am sure everyone will think they can handle it.

    10. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do you think football players wear pads?
      Because they're Americans. Most other football playing countries don't (ie, New Zealand, Australia).
    11. Re:It's actually pretty safe by dfenstrate · · Score: 2

      I agree with you, in that I'd much rather ride a bike, because it's faster, can go over much worse terrain, and is a great way to get in shape. The rest of my comment stands, however.

      As you can vary the speed of a bike, you can vary the speed of a segway. and a segway is alot more manuvarable than a bike, and doesn't have the minimum speed problem a bike does (I can ride as slow as most people walk, but not terribly stable).

      Yes, getting hit by a fat guy, or someone on a bike, at 14 MPH would hurt. Most of the time, though, you don't get hit by people and bikes at 14 MPH, because the person/rider uses their judgement and limits their speed in crowded or uncertain situations.

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    12. Re:It's actually pretty safe by bfields · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Any special reason why you're convinced that lots of Segway riders will be suicidal enough to do 14 MPH on a crowded sidewalk?

      Yes; go to any university town and watch the students on bicycles. They're doing those kinds of speeds and faster, on crowded sidewalks. This is the reason that some cities ban cycling on the sidewalks downtown. I agree, you'd think the cyclists would be smarter than that, but a bicycle is seductive--it's *hard* to slow down to wobble along at a walking pace when you know you could be gliding along at 15+ mph.

      I think they must be convinced somehow that nothing too bad can happen to them, no matter how they ride, as long as they stay on the sidewalk--until the day when they find themselves flying across the hood of a car driven by someone who (not suprisingly) didn't see them while making a left turn across a crosswalk, at which point their life flashes before their eyes, and they ditch cycling, go buy an SUV, and live the rest of their life encased in a big steel security blanket.

      Somehow I think we've all accepted this idea that "sidewalk == safe" and "road == dangerous" and in doing so we've lost our ability to reason sensibly about traffic safety.

      --Bruce Fields

    13. Re:It's actually pretty safe by seann · · Score: 1

      Everybody in the neightbourhood except for one person signed for it.

      The bypassers who do not live in this neightbourhood do not like it.

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    14. Re:It's actually pretty safe by John+Miles · · Score: 2

      Everybody in the neightbourhood except for one person signed for it.

      Unless your neighborhood has a higher-than-normal population of licensed civil engineers, that's about the worst imaginable way to determine where stop signs should be placed.

      I'm not saying either or both signs are unnecessary in your particular case because I (obviously) have never seen the intersection and am not a traffic engineer myself, but in general, if you find that a traffic-control device is being disregarded by a large percentage of drivers, there's usually an explanation other than "they're all a bunch of homicidal idiots." Stop signs placed in residential neighborhoods without a valid engineering study are a classic example.

      It may seem like you and your neighbors are really blazing new frontiers in traffic safety, but at some point, you should be asking yourselves, "Is it really a good idea to condition drivers to ignore stop signs?"

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    15. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Junta · · Score: 2

      Yeah, SUVs sure are safe... Makes perfect since. Just a note to any idiots out there who think so, nothing could be further from the truth. A damn SUV ran a red light in front of me going at a pretty normal speed, hit a car, the car was fine, but the damn SUV flipped over, and the passenger fell head first into the asphalt (they had the sunroof open and he was wearing no seatbelt, guess he felt the SUV was safe). He was as good as dead from then, and technically died in the ambulance. He was 18 years old too... I never want to see antyhing like that again, and at that moment was sure I definitely would never get a SUV. Of course, then again he probably could have walked away from the accident had he only worn his seatbelt, the driver for example walked away... A damn shame, but when a vehicle can flip as easily as a SUV, all bets are off with regards to safety.

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    16. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Density_Altitude · · Score: 1

      Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you do.

      Haha LOL ROTF Mwaheaheahea!!!
      I can't stop making fun of engineers!!!
      We learn in HIGHSCHOOL that force is proportional to the square of the speed. It's the first thing we learn in physics!
      So it's not only that the guy is gonna be weighing 75 pounds more than you, butt he'll be travelling fast!!
      Here are the number I got:
      Segway: 80 pounds
      Top speed: 12.5 mph
      Cargo capacity: 250 pounds driver + 75 pounds of laugages.

      So there can be a 250+75+80 = 405 pounds thing going at 12.5 mph along with us on the sidewalks???

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    17. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2
      I love comments like these:
      • These things are a menace on the sidewalk, period.
      • MP3s are ILLEGAL, period!
      • People don't kill, the guns do...
      • Skateboards are a menace, period.
      etc..etc..

      Look, the horse and buggy riders were saying the same things about cars years and years ago.
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    18. Re:It's actually pretty safe by dfenstrate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're a genius.You're probably still in high school, aren't you? You ignore the fact that 12.5 MPH is the top speed, not the only speed, and your omission of this simple observation negates the rest of your post. In crowded conditions most likely prone to collisions, you cannot go 12.5 MPH, or anywhere close. You're probably going to be going walking speed, in fact. Which makes me wonder why you wouldn't just walk, but thats another topic.

      Also, the 75 lbs of luggage only applies to the post office version, not the one morons like you will be riding around the street, assuming McDonalds pays enough for you to buy one after paying your mom rent.

      But if you reallly wanted to get techincal about impacts, then you'd want to concern yourself with the kinetic energy a loaded segway has at 12.5 mph, which you alluded to, but mistakenly called "force". Force, if you remember from high school physics, is mass times acceleration. It's relation to velocity is tangental, in that it takes force applied on a mass over time to reach any kind of velocity.

      For a constant 12.5 MPH, the force produced by the segway is negligible, only enough to counteract the friction and wind resistance.

      Now, the kinetic energy you alluded to- you seem unable to calculate it, so let me do it for you: 2.71 BTU's, or in SI, 2868 Joules. (405 lbs at 12.5 MPH) You would have to absorb this much energy to bring the fully loaded industrial segway to a stop. You could do this any number of ways, but let's assume the energy is used to knock you flat on your ass.

      Certainly its enough to knock the wind out of you, but it probably wouldn't hurt you. Most people running or riding bicycles don't run into people, I assume seqway users would have the same kind of common sense. Though they should aim for you.

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    19. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, then again he probably could have walked away from the accident had he only worn his seatbelt

      He wasn't wearging a seatbelt, what was the guy stoopid or something? Guess this is just an example of natural selection in action.

    20. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Look, the horse and buggy riders were saying the same things about cars years and years ago.

      Were they wrong?

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    21. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We learn in HIGHSCHOOL that force is proportional to the square of the speed.

      I am curious which high schools don't teach the distinction between force and energy. Oh well, force, energy, power, voltage, current -- it's all the same stuff, eh?

    22. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen brother! I am tired of these idiots.

    23. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Do you people ALL ignore bloody deceleration?! If you are stopping that doesn't mean you go from full speed to 0 in the magical 15 feet after you hit the breaks. You go from full speed gradually down to 0, so if you hit someone who's 10 feet away from you after you hit the breaks it's not going to be much more than bumping shoulders with someone on the sidewalk. Not enough to injure, just enough to start a fight if the other guy is an asshole.
      Oh, and it's easier to make a sudden turn with the segway without falling on your ass too. They have 8 or so in Atlanta being used by various agencies and so far the cops using them haven't had any trouble running into people, and they use them on crowded Atlanta sidewalks.

      Kintanon

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    24. Re:It's actually pretty safe by seann · · Score: 1

      you've put way to much thought into this.

      People like to drive, people hate to stop.

      There is a stop sign that is now there, it wasn't for years before.

      A long stretch of the road is unguarded by stop signs, people don't want to stop.

      The parents want it there to protect their kids, they all voted it to be there, it's there.
      It's a stop sign.
      You stop at stop signs.

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    25. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Danse · · Score: 1

      Yep. They were wrong.

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    26. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Danse · · Score: 1

      14 mph feels a lot different when riding a bike or a segway than it does when riding in a car.

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    27. Re:It's actually pretty safe by ndinsil · · Score: 4, Interesting
      First, if you're riding a segway at it's top speed of about 14 MPH, you can stop in about 15 feet- a runner going that fast takes about 20 feet to stop.

      I'm curious as to where you get that "20 feet" number. Curious enough, in fact, to step outside for a quick drill... From a speed of around 14 MPH (about a 16 second 100 pace) I stopped in 5 feet. Of course, I knew when I was going to stop so reaction time didn't come into play, but assuming a moderately slow reaction time (0.2 seconds) at that speed that only adds 4 feet. To be sure, stopping that quickly puts some undesirable stress on a person's legs, but in a panic-stop situation that's not an issue. So don't dismiss the human body too quickly.

    28. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Density_Altitude · · Score: 1

      Sorry you felt that offended I was just kidding...
      Thanks for the numbers and corrections, but I still think it would hurt a bit like a big football player aiming at us (full?) speed, if you like the image.
      It's true that it can be much worse with bicycle, but usually they are not allowed on the sidewalk.

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    29. Re:It's actually pretty safe by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      If you are stopping that doesn't mean you go from full speed to 0 in the magical 15 feet after you hit the breaks [sic]

      Well, actually it does. If you're crusing along at 14mph and you hit the brakes, you will come to a complete stop 15 feet from where you hit the brakes (these numbers are according to the original poster).

      it's not going to be much more than bumping shoulders with someone on the sidewalk.

      Ok bumping shoulders with a 250-pound person (or in this case a 175-pound person on a 75-pound segway) that's moving at just 3mph (walking pace) would most likely knock me on my ass. Is it enough to injure? Probably an elderly person or a kid, but otherwise most likely not. Would it piss me off? Damn well it would, and it would probably piss me off more than if a person on foot ran into me.

      so far the cops using them haven't had any trouble running into people, and they use them on crowded Atlanta sidewalks.

      I would expect cops to use the things more responsibly than the average joe. It's the guy in a hurry that decides he's going to cruise down the sidewalk full tilt (no pun intended), pedestrians be damned, that concerns me the most.

    30. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      Of course, then again he probably could have walked away from the accident had he only worn his seatbelt

      He wasn't wearging a seatbelt, what was the guy stoopid or something? Guess this is just an example of natural selection in action.


      He ran a red light, of course he's stoopid. That's one of the worst traffic offenses, barring driving onto the sidewalk or through a plate-glass storefront or something. Around here (Sunnyvale, CA, USA), they've started putting cameras up on major intersections to automagically photograph red light runners. While it feels a bit oppressive to have the cameras there, I hate people who run red lights enough that I haven't written to the city council yet.

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    31. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Bicyclists who are foolish enough to ride on sidewalks often ride far beyond safe speeds. The only safe bicycle speed on a sidewalk is walking speed, and even then it's better if the bicyclist dismounts and walks. Joggers are fine on sidewalks because they generally act like pedestrians, unlike sidewalk-cyclists.

      I figure people who ride Segways will be as bad as sidewalk-bicyclists. You certainly should not ride a segway in traffic, by the sound of things, so you'll always be on a sidewalk. It seems unlikely that they'll act like joggers. Unless a segway rider can bunny-hop onto the road and back up, or cut through gravel and grass while passing someone, they'll have to slow down to walking speed whenever they encounter a pedestrian. On the sidewalks around here, that would mean they might as well walk beside their segway (does this work?), in which case they wasted a lot of money.

      -Paul Komarek

    32. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      My experience as a cyclist on streets with frequent 4-way stops is that every intersection becomes more dangerous. Right-of-way becomes more complicated, and generally it isn't safe to assume everyone knows who has the right of way. Furthermore, cars seem to gun the engine when departing from frequent stops as they try to improve their average speed.

      Things are especially bad when one of the streets obviously should not have had stop signs at every intersection, i.e. should have been an arterial.

      -Paul Komarek

    33. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      I believe that people have died after having been hit by a bycicle. The shape of a bicycle is probably part of the issue. I expect that someone getting hit by a person on a segway at 14mph would be hurt pretty badly, but the shape of the segway might reduce internal injuries.

      That said, I don't think I would appreciate segways sharing a sidewalk with me. I *know* I don't like bicycles sharing a sidewalk with me.

      -Paul Komarek

    34. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh. Trolls smell funny.

    35. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're putting more faith in that stop sign than most people have in their religions.

    36. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a cycler, I must say that SUV's pose much more of a threat to cyclers than cyclers do to pedestrians. Within the space of a couple of days I was almost hit twice, both times by SUV's. I've never even come close to hitting a pedestrian hard enough to hurt them. Living at a small residential college, with a lot of bikes and a lot of pedestrians, I think bikes are reasonably safe on sidewalks.

      People who own SUV's, on the other hand, should learn to drive and look around before they're let out on the road.

      Disclaimer: I'm buying an SUV after I graduate. Then again, I've driven trucks with cattle trailers, so I know to be careful when I'm behind the wheel and how to look around me.

    37. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm... A .30-30 bullet has muzzle energy in the
      2500-2600 Joule range, as does a .454 Casull. Dirty Harry is way down in the 1300J range...

      Not exactly the same thing, but let's try to put this in perspective:

      A baseball weighs about 5 oz. right? That's about 150 grams metric. For the same energy, you'd have to clock about 195m/s, or roughly 438mph. Ouch.

      An average 80kg person would have to jump on you from 3.6m (about 12ft) above the impact point, discounting air resistance to attain same Ek.

      Where did you dig up the info that this much kinetic energy "probably wouldn't hurt you"?

      Things travelling faster than the average pedestrian belong in the bicycle lane, period.
      Simply knocking unprepared people over has very real potential to kill.

    38. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why do you think football players wear pads?

      They don't American Football players do! Thats only because they're soft.

      But seriously, you've gotta credit people with common sense. I often ride on the pavement, there's NO WAY I'm riding on busy roads at rush hour. That doesn't mean that I ride as fast as a can freaking pedal. You go as fast as seems safe. Surely this would be the same if you were riding/piloting the segway?

    39. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In most european countries it's actually illegal to ride a bicycle on a pavement/footpath (sidewalk).

    40. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The impact of a segway probably won't be concentrated into a single bullet, or a basketball sized impact. If you have more area to dissapate the energy, then it hurts less.

    41. Re:It's actually pretty safe by at_18 · · Score: 2

      I don't have any hard numbers, but being an avid bicyclist, I would imagine that a bicycle at 14mph could stop in 15 feet, and possibly less.

      I use my bicycle often, and abuse its brakes even more. Any bike with good brakes can stop from 14mph in less than 10 feet, I usually do it in 6-7 feets, ending upward on the front wheel. (ALWAYS use the front wheel brake, the rear one is useless).

    42. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it would be very difficult, considering the top speed is 12 mph.

    43. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but you have to maintain a certain speed on a bicycle to maintain balance, and the slower you are going, the harder it is to turn. The segway isn't like that. It's more like rollerblading on a sidewalk (something I I used to do at full or slow speed depending on conditions), but even more stable than that (from my understanding only. The stability may just be marketing).

    44. Re:It's actually pretty safe by chialea · · Score: 2

      Perhaps it's just me, but Volvos seem a much better choice: big, heavy, better gas milage, and without that annoying flipping thing.

      But hey, Volvos are just sexy.

      Lea

    45. Re:It's actually pretty safe by david+z,+horse+guy · · Score: 0
      Why does everyone who notes that you can go 14 MPH on one of these things insist that you have to go 14 MPH??
      14 mph is about a 4-minute mile, right? Isn't that pretty close to a flat-out sprint for the mortals among us? Would you really feel safe sprinting on a city sidewalk on a regular basis?
      This is an idiotic argument. No, I would not feel safe sprinting down a crowded city sidewalk. Would I feel safe sprinting down an empty city sidewalk, say late at night? Yes, absolutely. Forget the Segway -- Just because I can run 14 MPH doesn't mean I have to. And if I did try to run 14 MPH on a crowded sidewalk and I ran into people, whose fault is that?

      Also, the argument that because the Segway can go 14 MPH, it should have to use a bike lane is really specious. Bikes can go 3 MPH too, right? Does that mean they should be required to use the sidewalk?

      The brilliant thing about the Segway is that it's designed to operate within the parameters of a human not using any sort of vehicle. Anything that you can do on a Segway, you can do with a pair of tennis shoes. The Segway just lets you do it for longer, with much less personal exertion. A fat guy running down the sidwalk takes up more space and is less maneuverable than a Segway, but we don't ban the fat guy from the sidewalk, do we?

      Collisions with motor vehicles are also going to be a problem: note that you do *not* escape conflicts with cars by riding on the sidewalk. Instead, every driveway and intersection represents a potential conflict with a motorist, and motorists are *not* going to be looking out for people moving at high speeds on the sidewalk.
      That's why, if you've never had your mommy tell you to look both ways before crossing the street (whether you're on a Segway or not), you should never leave the house, or at least live in downtown Minneapolis.
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    46. Re:It's actually pretty safe by bfields · · Score: 2
      Being a cycler, I must say that SUV's pose much more of a threat to cyclers than cyclers do to pedestrians. Within the space of a couple of days I was almost hit twice, both times by SUV's. I've never even come close to hitting a pedestrian hard enough to hurt them. Living at a small residential college, with a lot of bikes and a lot of pedestrians, I think bikes are reasonably safe on sidewalks.

      I dunno, maybe so, but I wouldn't consider two close calls withing a couple days terribly safe; maybe you need to think about how you're riding? If you're crossing crosswalks and driveways at bike speed, then you're going to get in trouble. Think about what 99.9 percent of drivers do when they make a left turn into their driveway (people from the UK and elsewhere, please switch my lefts and rights):

      • Step 1: Wait for a gap in oncoming traffic.
      • Step 2: Make a quick check of your driveway to make sure it's clear.
      • Step 3: Start the turn, while keeping eyes focused on oncoming traffic.
      • Step 4: Complete the turn, moving your focus to the driveway ahead of you.

      Note that this works fine for pedestrians, because a pedestrian on a collision course with you is probably already in your driveway, or very close to it, at step 2, so you'll see them in time. A bike, however, could still be 20 feet away. You're not going to see them till step 4, at which point you *may* just have time to make an emergency stop, or you may not.

      This is a classic type of bicycle accident--most bike accidents, in fact, involve bikes riding on the sidewalk or riding against traffic. If you really feel you have to ride on the sidewalk, then please at least get in the habit of stopping before you cross driveways or crosswalks.

      --Bruce Fields

    47. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Kintanon · · Score: 2

      Ok, I'm 5'7", 125lbs, I've bumped into 275lb+ people on the sidewalk, some of them jogging at much faster than 3mph. I've never been knocked down, much less injured. I still don't see these as dangerous on the sidewalk.
      Oh, and to clarify my opening statement in the other post, the Segway is going less than the top speed after the brakes are applied, so it doesn't go from top speed to 0 instantly after going 15 feet from the point the brakes where applied.

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    48. Re:It's actually pretty safe by cnladd · · Score: 1

      One of the things that you seem to have forgotten is that many of the cities that are legalizing their use on sidewalks are also limiting the top speed of the Segway. In addition to that, the Segway itself can have limits placed on its top speed.

      Sure, you make a point - it wouldn't be pleasant to have tons of these things on the sidewalk all going 14 MPH. Do you really think that will happen, though? Come on, these won't be used by the majority of idiots that insist on using bicycles and inline skates on sidewalks, at least not at first. It's liable to be used for more practical purposes first - mail carriers, disabled folk, lazy mid-level management commuters. I can imagine a few idiots zooming around as fast as they can, but I think it's more likely that people will be moving around at the equivalent of a brisk walk.

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    49. Re:It's actually pretty safe by exodus2 · · Score: 1

      I live in san diego and there are a few of these lights here. there is currently a class action law suit going on regards to these, The company that the city contracts with gets a % of each ticket, so its a conflict of interest, and they lowered the yellow time so on a 45 mph street, if you saw the yellow and tried to stop you would be in the middle of the intersection. Also, I have read the california DMV rules and they seem to be a speed trap, read that section.
      I got one of these tickets, they swear that you can run the light by up to 3 seconds and not get a ticket. It was yellow when I entered yet they still sent me a ticket. I fought it, and the judge tossed it out. It really is a scam run by the government.

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    50. Re:It's actually pretty safe by srussell · · Score: 1
      14 mph is about a 4-minute mile, right? Isn't that pretty close to a flat-out sprint for the mortals among us? Would you really feel safe sprinting on a city sidewalk on a regular basis?

      No. Would you ride a Segway at 14 MPH on a sidewalk? The device does have variable speed, you know.

      People seem to be assuming that riders are going to be cruising at maximum speed on crowded sidewalks on these things. Impose sidewalk speed limits if it becomes a problem. Segways certainly appear to have better reaction times than other wheeled transport.

      I'm disappointed at the "guilty until proven innocent" attitude of people here. Most of the statements against Segway in this discussion smack of fear mongering. Give Segway a chance to prove itself to be a hazard before you start accusing it of crimes.

    51. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      Yep. They were wrong.

      You mean to say that there have been no fatalities in which the automobile was involved?

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    52. Re:It's actually pretty safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, if you're riding a segway at it's top speed of about 14 MPH, you can stop in about 15 feet- a runner going that fast takes about 20 feet to stop.

      Whoop de freaking do! From full speed (governed at 42 MPH) the 70 ton M1A2 Abrams tank can stop in 10 feet! Its actually quite impressive to see them do that too.

  21. I've heard of virtual reality... by NETHED · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "the virtual laws of physics say they won't be able to stop on a dime."
    But virtual physics???

    </funny>

    :)

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    1. Re:I've heard of virtual reality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohh comon Moders, he was just being funnny, its not his fault that everyone is just as dumb as he is!

      Mod him back to 1, he didn't hurt nobody

  22. A question for you lawyers by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    A question for you lawyers out there. If the owner of the Segway claims no privileged status, i.e "pedestrian" or "vehicle" status, and claims to be traveling along the public sidewalks and roads by right rather than by license, can the states arrest/fine/regulate him?

    1. Re:A question for you lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A question for you lawyers out there. If the owner of the Segway claims no privileged status, i.e "pedestrian" or "vehicle" status, and claims to be traveling along the public sidewalks and roads by right rather than by license, can the states arrest/fine/regulate him?

      What the hell does his "claim" have to do with it? He'll be given a status right soon. How about if I drive a tank down the sidewalk while claiming no privileged status.

    2. Re:A question for you lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on local ordinance. The states/municipalities will regulate if it suits their fancy. As far as "privileged status" -which mind you, is a little archaic - one can assume that local ordinance will porhibit mechanized vehicles over a certain weight or spped to operate from operating "by right," which is why a number of states have decided to pass laws to permit these things.

      Be interesting if you have to start getting a Segway license or something...

    3. Re:A question for you lawyers by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

      Right. I think you get my point, and the reason for this question. By what theory of law is he given subject status, assuming he does not plea into the jurisdiction?

    4. Re:A question for you lawyers by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

      But a vehicle is driven by privilege! It's in the California vehicle code, at least.

      But, what if the owner is not engaged in commerce, and does not claim it to be a vehicle, but merely private property, used for private travel,over the public easement. Then, by what theory of law, does the state regulate use of the Segways?

    5. Re:A question for you lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell do you mean by jurisdiction? Jurisdiction of a road vs. jurisdiction of a sidewalk??? There's no such thing.

    6. Re:A question for you lawyers by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

      Subject or personam jurisdiction. Either one would be fine.

      We know how traffic court gets its jurisdiction, via the drivers license contract, and the stipulation the licensee makes at the very bottom, just above he signature line.

      But I am asking how will the traffic court obtain jurisdiction if there is no license in evidence? I'd really, really like to know!

  23. Have they crash tested Segways yet? by Da+Masta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't want to come off as a morbid bastard, but how well protected is a rider during a crash? I mean, if the Segway is controlled with gyros that sense little weight shifts of the rider, in a crash, wouldn't the rider toppling off cause a shift in balance and accidentally cause the thing to tip over the wrong way? And how well do the pieces of the machine attach together -- in a head-on collision, are we supposed to expect the riders to kiss in mid-air, fall flat on their asses with the scooter toppling on them afterwards, or do they just get mercifully impaled by the handle bars? Why are we, as the public, and potentially stupid customers, not informed of matters of such importance, and more specifically, why are there no tutorials on doing donuts with Segways?

    1. Re:Have they crash tested Segways yet? by Alex+Kalita · · Score: 1

      You're about as protected as you would be jogging. If you trip and fall down when you're running, you might get a few bruises but I doubt you would suffer any serious injuries. Seriously, I think people here are overreacting about the Segway. I would be much more comfortable riding a Segway on a sidewalk (possibly along with other Segway riders) than I would riding a bicycle on a road, with cars going 40mph passing me.

  24. actually by Dr+Kool,+PhD · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you apply enough braking force then you can stop anything on a dime.

    This might cause people to fly off their Segways though. As an experiment, drive your car 12 MPH and then slam on the brakes. Now imagine you are standing up rather than sitting down with your seatbelt on.

  25. wait by anonymouZ+coward · · Score: 0

    theres no way you're going to pick up sluts in this thing. King of Beers!

    1. Re:wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The laws of natural selection will take care of the Segway problem.

      Nerds, dorks, and other self-described "geeks" will have their genetic material eliminated from the gene pool by the refusal of any sane female to mate with someone lame enough to ride a Segway.

      Done and done.

  26. rawr. by seann · · Score: 1
    "In the four months since the heavily touted invention was unveiled to the public, 20 states, including Virginia, have passed laws to allow the Human Transporter, as the scooter is sometimes called, to be used on sidewalks."

    "I'm not against Segway devices -- they're phenomenally innovative and exciting -- but I'm concerned that if we allow [them] onto sidewalks, this will be a major injury waiting to happen," said Gary Smith, director of the Center for Injury Research and Policy at the Columbus Children's Hospital in Ohio.

    "These weigh 69 to 95 pounds, depending on the model, can carry a person up to 250 pounds plus cargo up to 75 pounds. With that much mass, even traveling at 12.5 miles an hour, the virtual laws of physics say they won't be able to stop on a dime."
    This guy has a great view and I hope they don't pass any kind of law in Canada to allow useage of these on sidewalks. Tourists would be all over the place with these, using them up clifton hill, forcing walkers all over the streets. Imagine a person weighting over 200 pounds, driving one of these going downhill, and runing over a stick? he'd be thrown into the air! Killing millions!!
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    1. Re:rawr. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      This guy has a great view and I hope they don't pass any kind of law in Canada to allow useage of these on sidewalks. Tourists would be all over the place with these, using them up clifton hill, forcing walkers all over the streets. Imagine a person weighting over 200 pounds, driving one of these going downhill, and runing over a stick? he'd be thrown into the air! Killing millions!!

      Canada gets tourists?

    2. Re:rawr. by seann · · Score: 1

      dude
      Niagara falls See's more tourists in a 4 month term than 5 times the population of this city.

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    3. Re:rawr. by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Niagara, New York you mean?

    4. Re:rawr. by seann · · Score: 1

      hahaha
      no.

      Niagara Falls, Ontario. Canada.
      We have Niagara Falls, 1 casino (2 in a year or so), a Marine Land, too many hotels for a small city, Musems, Attractions like Clifton Hill, great gorge adventures, "Journey behind the falls" where you get to go behind the falls in tunnels.

      Huge Tourist city.

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  27. Virtual this... virtual that... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... but the "virtual laws of physics?"

  28. sidewalks? BIKELANES! by MavEtJu · · Score: 2

    "Why are Segways different from bikes, Rollerblades and scooters, which are not permitted on sidewalks in many cities?"

    And that's why they belong on the bicycle-lane!!!

    What do you mean, your cities don't have bicycle-lanes? Maybe the problem isn't "Get laws passed for segfaults on sidewalks", but it should be "how to get more bicycle lanes!"?

    Edwin

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    1. Re:sidewalks? BIKELANES! by Quietust · · Score: 4, Funny
      "Get laws passed for segfaults on sidewalks"
      Freudian slip?
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    2. Re:sidewalks? BIKELANES! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Get laws passed for segfaults on sidewalks"

      Freudian slip?


      I hate it when that happens. I do it all the time.

  29. Fatness. by Davace · · Score: 1

    Don't people have enough problems burning their 2000 calories a day WITH walking around? If this ever takes off, I hope the segway is built to handle obese people.

    1. Re:Fatness. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't people have enough problems burning their 2000 calories a day WITH walking around? If this ever takes off, I hope the segway is built to handle obese people.

      People will be saying, "yeah, I've got to lose 20lbs so I can fit into my Segway this summer.

  30. Is it me or...? by NickRob · · Score: 1

    Is it me or is the most surprising thing about the article is that 20 states were so quick to bring legislation regarding the segway. That's about the quickest I've seen the legal system incorporate technology.

    1. Re:Is it me or...? by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      I think the reason for this is that these are the same legislators that need to find room in their budget for subway systems, road widening projects and airport 'Moving Sidewalks.' If this technology is successful, they could see it being more compact and efficient than automobiles within the city reducing the need for busses and subways/monorails. Think of the reduced pollution and noise while at the same time improving efficiency and flexibility of urban transportation.

  31. I'll wait until the technology improves by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    As it currently stands (no pun intended, the Segway's weight of 65 pounds is just a bit too much for what it does. Also, the Segway can't be collapsed so it fits in smaller spaces.

    I think a company like Dahon (who specializes in collapsible bicycles) should work with Dean Kamen to design a scooter with Segway technology that can be easily collapsed into a small carrying package and also weigh at most 28-30 pounds. Something like that would sell like ice cream in summer, in my opinion.

    1. Re:I'll wait until the technology improves by Moofie · · Score: 2

      I have two words for you.

      Power density.

      Until our species comes up with batteries that do not suck ass, your vision will not come to pass.

      Wow. That's a poem. : )

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  32. call me when they invent the hoverboard by praktike · · Score: 1
    how has the media been so snookered by this guy? i mean, let's stop for a second and think about what this actually device does.

    • It has two wheels (compare to scooter, moped, motorcycle, bike).
    • It allows you to go faster than walking (see above devides, plus rollerblades, skateboard, and running)

    that's basically it, plus some fancy gyroscopes that make it easy to balance. i think most of us would agree that with a little practice, the gyroscopes in our inner ear function just fine, thanks.

    that said, let's just accept for a second that this device *will* transform our cities, as its inventor/hypemonger claims. anyone eve been to taipei? it's just as annoying to get around in tapei as it is in new york, but everyone's zipping around in mopeds instead of cars. i'm not sure that's so desirable.

    furthermore, if people are riding these segways around instead of walking, our poor benighted country is going to get even fatter and lazier.

    finally, it just looks so 80s. very ugly and dorky design.

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    1. Re:call me when they invent the hoverboard by cduffy · · Score: 2
      that said, let's just accept for a second that this device *will* transform our cities, as its inventor/hypemonger claims.
      Find me a quote where the inventor claims that "Ginger" will transform cities.

      Go on, try.

    2. Re:call me when they invent the hoverboard by praktike · · Score: 1
      Find me a quote where the inventor claims that "Ginger" will transform cities.

      okay, tough guy:

      While, in the near term, people will now have the power to move faster, go farther, and carry more in a fun, environmentally friendly, and economical way, I believe the impact of Segway HT could be far more profound. This new technology fills a wide gap in the current transportation continuum and gives us the power to solve many of the problems, such as urban congestion and pollution, created by rapidly growing megacities.

      from "A personal letter from Dean Kamen to the members of theITquestion.com"

      that wasn't so hard.

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    3. Re:call me when they invent the hoverboard by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Hmm -- I think he said it can transform cities ("gives us the power"), rather than that it will. Substancially different statements.

    4. Re:call me when they invent the hoverboard by praktike · · Score: 1
      ok, so dean kamen is careful with his words (a side note: it's "substantially"). anyway, my original point was that it's not immediately clear that a segway-based city is desirable.

      i believe--regardless of whether Kamen is saying "will" or "can"--that Kamen thinks that a Segway-based city would be a good thing.

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    5. Re:call me when they invent the hoverboard by cduffy · · Score: 1

      A Segway-based city certainly would be a good thing -- for Kamen. It probably wouldn't exactly suck for the inhabitants, presuming they paid the associated costs up-front. It may be possible to have a city in which it's just as hard to get around with mopeds (or Segways) as with cars, but I doubt that the ratio of travelers to square feet of roadspace is the same in either case.

      (Hmm... it's "substance", but "substantially"? Bloody English).

  33. Segway - Hands-On Observations by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I had the opportunity to ride the Segway at the TED conference in Monterey a few months ago, and was quite impressed. It feels a bit like water skiing; takes a minute to get your "sea legs," then it's completely intuitive. Right now, there are no "gears"; you just lean forward or backward and it goes. This seemed to be a bit of a problem getting on and off the thing; I'd like to see a "Neutral" gear, where it tries to stay as motionless as possible, balancing upright. In fact, in this mode, a person could probably do a handstand on the handlebars and it would continue to balance itself!! (Cirque du Soleil, anyone?)

    Also, perhaps separate "Drive" and "Reverse" modes might be called for, where it goes only forwards or only backwards (unless needed for balancing). And currently, a hard rotational twist at high speed will flip the thing. There must be some way to detect radial acceleration and ease up when it gets to a dangerous point... I understand the need for linear response, like a car steering wheel has, but note that a car is more likely to skid (not flip) if you turn the wheel a little too hard. (I don't think the Segway has enough juice to skid, anyway... and its center of gravity is way too high.) Some sort of governor that kicks in at high radial acceleration and avoids flipping would be a welcome improvement.

    Just my two cents... I still want one! (well, perhaps when it comes down to $1000... ;-)

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    1. Re:Segway - Hands-On Observations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hadn't dropped several $G's to get into TED you'd have plenty of moolahs left over to buy one

    2. Re:Segway - Hands-On Observations by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      The problem of avoiding the high speed flip is inertia. When the system realizes you've asked it to do a dangerous manuever, the inertia is already in place. Only 2 real choices, flip or don't do what the rider asked.

  34. A pointless invention to make people fatter by Wonderkid · · Score: 1
    You know, I am amazed that this Segway has received ANY attention at all. The only redeaming qualities are it's outstanding engineering and industrial design. But that is all. Here are the flaws:

    1) Has no benefits at all over walking. Something the Popular Science review by a postman hints at.
    2) Walking is far better for your health. And in a country that is rampant with overweight people this is only going to make things worse.
    3) One can walk as far as Segway after being fueled a well filled roll or sandwich and a litre of water.
    4) It will be a difficult to recycle due to use of plastics and batteries. Bad for the environment.
    5) A push scooter is far more economical and more compact.
    6) A bicycle is far faster, with the only disadvantage it is slower and more complex to mount and dismount than a Segway.

    All in all this is yet another example of unjustified hype being used to market something that when you stand back and think about it is pointless, except to the gullible. The inventor's other creations are far more important and justify the hype they received.

    I'll end on a positive note: If it went about twice as fast and had a range of 30-40 miles or so it would make sense as an alternative to the car for trips where walking or biking may not be practical.

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    1. Re:A pointless invention to make people fatter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I don't know. I was kind of hoping for a one-use, disposable Segway I could ride down the block to McDonalds for a Lardburger and some McFat-Fries.

  35. I've seen these on the streets and they scare me. by dave-fu · · Score: 2

    What do you want to know? They're bulky, they move quickly (10+ MPH) and they weigh 80 pounds. You do the math.
    There's a good reason that bicycles and skateboards aren't allowed on a goodly portion of sidewalks: they move at a different rate than your average walker.

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  36. $3000 bucks by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

    200 college kids won't be going to the same class in these things, they're way too expencive. Still, if they are getting sidewalk legislation, they'll drop the price to somewhere closer to rediculous. I'm with the consumer advocates on this one, it's obviously as wide as a bike, and it probably can't stop as fast.

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    1. Re:$3000 bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      200 college kids won't be going to the same class in these things, they're way too expencive.

      Yep, just like computers. There's probably only a market for about half of dozen of these things, in the whole world.

    2. Re:$3000 bucks by Danse · · Score: 1

      It's easier to control than a bike. If you're an expert cyclist, perhaps you could achieve similar control, but it won't be the case for most people.

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    3. Re:$3000 bucks by spike+hay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This Segway, if it becomes popular, will eliminate the last little bit of exercise people get: Pedestrian travel. Boy, we're gonna get even fatter!! :-P

      It might be a little easier to control than a bike, but not by much. Going very slow (ie. the 12 miles an hour that the Segway advertises) I can turn pretty damn sharp on a bike.

      Anyway, these things will be probably banned from sidewalks soon anyway. It is hard to manuever a crowded sidewalk without hitting people when you are walking. Imagine trying to do so on a Segway travelling at jogging speed. It would be very difficult.

      The good old bicycle is faster, cheaper, healthier, and almost as maneuverable.

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    4. Re:$3000 bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll bet you could turn pretty quick

      Then run into another person and ride off before anyone realize it.

    5. Re:$3000 bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're spending $3000 bucks on a computer, you're wasting your money.

      You don't need a flat-panel monitor. You don't need a top-of-the-line 2.5 GHz processor. You don't need 2 gig of RAM. Especially if you're a college student with no money or real income.

    6. Re:$3000 bucks by DaveSchool · · Score: 1

      Well, guess what? People do spend that much on computers, even though they don't need them. And guess what else? People don't need Segways at all, yet people will still buy them. And there's nothing you can do to stop them.

    7. Re:$3000 bucks by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      Computers succeeded because they were revolutionary. This segway won't keep up with a bike, and probably won't beat a skateboard by much. And for $3000, you can get a pretty good motorcycle, or a used car.

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  37. BikeRoads by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

    I really hate trying to drive with people on Bikes riding. Here's my issue. I'm in the rightmost CAR lane, and I want to make a right turn. There is a bike lane to my right with a guy that wants to go straight.

    Collision.

    Separate thoroughfares for bikes would be more sensible than lanes.

    ~D

    1. Re:BikeRoads by jci · · Score: 1

      Couldn't a similar thing be said about crosswalks then?
      Pedestrians are supposed to be able to walk at crosswalks, not stop and look for idiots that don't know how to look out their right (or left, depending) window.

      Do what I do (and what's supposed to happen): Signal. Look. Pull into bike lane (if it's clear). Look. Turn.

    2. Re:BikeRoads by ipfwadm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's my issue. I'm in the rightmost CAR lane, and I want to make a right turn. There is a bike lane to my right with a guy that wants to go straight.

      Collision.


      Bzzzt. The bicyclist is going straight and has the right of way. If you hit him, it's your fault. It's the same thing as saying "I'm in the left of 2 car lanes, and I want to make a right turn. There is another car lane to my right with a guy that wants to go straight. Collision." Obviously this is somewhat different, since an aware driver would have put himself into the right lane long before the turn, but the point remains: the vehicle/bike/whatever going straight has the right of way. Or further, what if it was a pedestrian crossing the road that you're turning right onto? Would you hit him too?

    3. Re:BikeRoads by bfields · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I really hate trying to drive with people on Bikes riding. Here's my issue. I'm in the rightmost CAR lane, and I want to make a right turn. There is a bike lane to my right with a guy that wants to go straight.

      The correct thing to do in this situation is to first merge right (giving cyclists already there the right of way, just as if you're doing a regular lane merge), and then take the right turn. But then some cyclists who think bike lanes are *never* to be used by cars get mad at you. The whole situation is a confusing to everyone, which is why I prefer to just bike on the road and ride like a regular vehicle--then we all understand the rules.

      Separate thoroughfares for bikes would be more sensible than lanes.

      But those separate thoroughfares are still going to have to intersect the regular road system at regular intervals, and getting those intersections right is really important--intersections are where most accidents happen. Try to work out how to have two entirely separate road systems superimposed on each other with safe intersections that don't cause everyone concerned unnecessary delays, and you'll quickly realize it's not worth the trouble.

      Just think of bikes as skinny little cars, and everything will make more sense.

      --Bruce Fields

    4. Re:BikeRoads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mind when cars pull into the bike lane to turn, I mind when the god damn taxis park in the lane!

    5. Re:BikeRoads by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Around here (Denmark) it seems that there are two distinct groups of people biking. One group is going rather slowly in general; they are prone to random wobbles and they generally try to keep as much distance to objects as possible. Bike lanes are great for that group, they are slow enough that it is easy for car drivers to spot them when turning.

      The other group drives much faster and more reliably. Momentum is important to them, so they really do not like slowing down at intersections. It can be really hard for a car driver to see someone from that group in a bike lane, especially considering that it is not that unusual to see downhill speeds of more than 50km/h. It makes much more sense for that group to drive like motorcycles. That way they can also make left turns the proper way, instead of the strange stop-and-go thing that is necessary when you are in the bike lane.

      Like it or not, people from the second group often get hit by cars that turn right. I do not know how much comfort it is for them at the hospital to know that they had the right of way, but I would suspect they would be more comfortable if they were not in the hospital in the first place. The reality is that for them, the bike lanes are more like death traps. No amount of legislation can change that.

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    6. Re:BikeRoads by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Which is why I always ride on the road (not to mention the fact that in my area there are no bike lanes). I've yet to be hit by a car (knock on wood) but I've had a number of close calls, all of which were either: (a) a car passes me and then quickly turns right directly in front of me (I had a dump truck pulling a trailer do that to me once, that was slightly scary), or (b) an oncoming car turns left directly in front of me (which happened as recently as today).

      I think part of the reason this happens so often is that people expect bicyclists to be in your first category (slow and wobbly), so they think they have more time to make a turn than they really do when encountering a rider in your second category (such as myself). Since I'm in the road and they just passed me 4 seconds ago, visibility to cars turning right shouldn't be an issue, though it may come into play in the oncoming cars turning left case.

    7. Re:BikeRoads by amorsen · · Score: 1
      If you're in the second category and a car in front of you indicates for a right turn, pass him on the left. Just as a motorcycle would. If he passed you without leaving you plenty of room to get to the left of him, or if he failed to use his indicator, he deserves a ticket. Drivers can be taught to use indicators and allow some room for fast bikes.

      By the way, around here it is fashionable to put bushes and trees between the road and the bike lane, so bikers feel really safe far away from the cars. This makes the bikes partially invisible to the drivers until just before an intersection. When I still biked I would be very nervous about cars turning right in those intersections -- now that I drive a car I am just as nervous, just from the opposite perspective. At least they have started cutting the bushes more aggressively lately.

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    8. Re:BikeRoads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just banning cars would be more sensible again.

      Most major european cities ban cars in the city centre.

    9. Re:BikeRoads by radja · · Score: 2

      the reverse is also true, and causes way more trouble: cyclers passing cars on the left side when there's a bicycle lane(yes, that's legal). cars get mad at cyclers all the time, and drivers tend to think they own the road, just cos in a crash they're not going to get hurt as much as the cycler. as for the seperate roads for bicycles; this is commonplace in much of the netherlands, and works WAY better then a lane for cyclists. cuts down on a lot of accidents.

      //rdj

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    10. Re:BikeRoads by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

      Just think of bikes as skinny little cars, and everything will make more sense.

      An excellent idea - how can we get the blasted bike riders to get that through their skulls? I've seen so many bike riders in their little spandex suits zipping along the country roads around my house ignoring every stop sign so they don't ruin their workout. They're in their own little world (or 'zone', probably), and consider themselves above the law and not a 'narrow car'.

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    11. Re:BikeRoads by bfields · · Score: 2
      I've seen so many bike riders in their little spandex suits zipping along the country roads around my house ignoring every stop sign so they don't ruin their workout. They're in their own little world (or 'zone', probably), and consider themselves above the law and not a 'narrow car'.

      Yeah, it's a pain for other bikes too--just the other day I had a close call with some bike at a 4-way stop; I stopped and waited my turn, and then as I was crossing he came blasting through in the other direction, out from behind a line of cars that he'd passed on the right. Ugh. Some bike riders are their own worst enemies....

      --Bruce Fields

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  39. Thank God for the Segway by bgfay · · Score: 1

    I have been looking for something like this. An unnecessary, electric device to help keep me from walking, biking or getting around under my own power. Thank God for the Segway.

    Really, I can't see a single advantage over my bike. The bike is far cheaper (even if I go with an Eddy Merckx Team SC racing bike---mmmmm), it goes much faster, is not subject to a whole new set of laws, runs no risk of crashing software, does not need electricity, and helps to get me into shape. And why would I ever want/need a Segway?

    Geek toy. Waste of money.

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    1. Re:Thank God for the Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until your knees go kaput somewhere in your 50s and then lets hear you sing the praises of the bicycle.

    2. Re:Thank God for the Segway by Provincialist · · Score: 1
      Just wait until your knees go kaput somewhere in your 50s and then lets hear you sing the praises of the bicycle.

      Less than 1% of the people that purchase a Segway in the first year will do so for this reason. A significant percentage will not actually own a bike, nor would they consider walking to any business located more than 100 yards from their front door.

      later,
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    3. Re:Thank God for the Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been looking for something like this. An unnecessary, mechanical device to help keep me from walking, or getting around under my own power. Thank God for the Car.

      Really, I can't see a single advantage over my bike. The bike is far cheaper (even if I go with an Eddy Merckx Team SC racing bike---mmmmm), is not subject to a whole new set of laws, runs no risk of crashing engine, does not need electricity, and helps to get me into shape. And why would I ever want/need a car?

      Geek toy. Waste of money. why would anyone want a car? or a hover craft.

      youre a wanker.

  40. My first thought was the snow. by systemaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Even in milwaukee where you are required to shovel within 24 hrs...there are still places with to much snow for a segway, look at it, it has almost no ground clearance. The tires a large enough that tall bumbs, think like speed bumb, may not be a problem. But snow or tall grass, even with rock hard dirt, would be a problem.
    I would counter your thought of a bike on ice...the way the segway works with gyros(I think, never looked at tech specs of it) it might behave better on ice than a bike...it also has a much lower center of gravity, which would also help on ice. Don't get me wrong, I don't think it would be really usable on ice, but I bet it would be better than a traditional bike.

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    1. Re:My first thought was the snow. by kwishot · · Score: 2

      Maybe it would become confused with the tires slipping though? "Ok I'm tilted and my tires aren't spinning, maybe I should spin them. Hey, my tires are not counteracting the tilt, maybe I should spin them faster." I think the end result would be the Segway falling over, because it's logic could only make the situation worse. We all know what it's like to gas it when you're slipping =) Making a dangerous situation even more dangerous...

      -kwishot

    2. Re:My first thought was the snow. by Rolker · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe Segway 2.0 will come with optional traction control and ABS...

    3. Re:My first thought was the snow. by kwishot · · Score: 3, Funny

      Traction Control and ABS wouldn't sound revolutionary enough... it would have to be more like "Gyroscopic hydroplane counteraction mechanism"
      Heh... =)

    4. Re:My first thought was the snow. by juzam · · Score: 1

      Maybe they need an "off-road" model. It'll really be the same of course, except it's always got dirt on it, and it uses a 15,000 volt battery that you need to replace every day...

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    5. Re:My first thought was the snow. by shuane · · Score: 2, Informative

      This FAQ on the segway site states that they recommend using "snow tires" in heavy snow areas. The tires are not in production yet, but they've tested prototypes (the FAQ also links to a video of them testing snow tyres).

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    6. Re:My first thought was the snow. by HuskyDog · · Score: 2
      Even in milwaukee where you are required to shovel within 24 hrs

      What exactly do you have to shovel within 24 hours? Snow obviously, but where? On your drive? On the sidewalk? All of the street? What happens if you are on holiday or disabled?

      Sorry to ask what may seem to be a stupid question, but here in the UK we don't have any laws like this (I guess we don't get the weather to need them).

    7. Re:My first thought was the snow. by bluGill · · Score: 2

      Not sure about Milwaukee, but in Minneapolis you have to shovel the sidewalk in front of your house (the city does not do this) within 24 hours. There is a fine for not doing that, but it appearently isn't enforced, when I lived in Minneapolis many sidewalks were not shoveled.

      The disabled and out of town are expected to hire this out. There are normally plenty of kids looking for a few bucks. And the elderly/disabled generally get free service from their neighbors.

    8. Re:My first thought was the snow. by Gutzalpus · · Score: 1

      If you go to the segway web site, they actually have a video demonstrating how well the thing runs in the snow. It looked like no problem to me.

    9. Re:My first thought was the snow. by wednesdaywar · · Score: 2, Informative

      UP here in Canada, you're required to shovel the sidewalk in front of your property, as well as the walk leading up to your home. This helps not only the postal carrier, but also alleviates concerns about people falling and injuring themselves while on your property, which you would be liable for. If you don;t and someone narcs on you, or the city guys try to service your house is some way, you'll be fined and/or they'll send someone to shovel at your expense.

      The big issue here, as I see it, is sometimes the snow is not completely removable. When it's warmer, the snow tends to clump and is easy to scrape off entirely, but otherwise, you're generally not able to get rid of all of it.

    10. Re:My first thought was the snow. by cnladd · · Score: 1

      I've read in a number of places that the tires on a Segway can be switched out and replaced with snow tires. I haven't seen any pictures or heard any additional info on the snow tires, however. I guess it remains to be seen how much of a difference they can make.

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    11. Re:My first thought was the snow. by HuskyDog · · Score: 2
      but also alleviates concerns about people falling and injuring themselves while on your property

      Hmmm, perhaps I'm being a bit dim here, but surely the deeper the snow, the less likely people are to injure themselves?

  41. I dunno... by Telecommando · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I mean, the Segway is neat and all that, but outside of the "Wow, cool!" factor, is there any part of it's design that really screams, "Look! I'm so much better/cheaper/more efficient than a conventional (2 wheels, front and back) motorized scooter?"

    If there is, I don't see it. It's neat, sure. But at root it's just an electric scooter. It could easily be replaced by an 3-wheeled, electric cart, motorized skateboard, electric bike or powered roller skates; all of which would be a lot cheaper to produce.

    I would think it would be better to change the laws to allow all small motorized vehicles, 2, 3 & 4 wheels, on the sidewalks and bike paths.

    I haven't seen the laws that were passed, but doesn't it seem odd to pass a law just to help a single product achieve market share? Surely it's vague enough that other small scooters would be allowed rather than just the Segway. If laws are changed just so one guy can make money, I want one changed for me, too. ;-)

    It seems like the only thing that the Segway does that other scooters don't (outside of the self balancing bit), is put money in Kamen's pocket.

    Maybe I'm just in a bad mood, it's been a long day.

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  42. Wish I was a Lawyer because.... by TechnoGrl · · Score: 1

    The Segway is a lawsuit waiting to happen. Imagine getting hit by someone running at 12 mph...

    The company's marketing strategy is doomed to fail. If they succeed in getting the Segway approved on the sidewalk then they'll be sued out of business their first couple years of operation.

    One of teh other posters had it right - it makes sense for the Segway to be used in the bike lane.

    Unfortunately corporate greed says "Hey - if we get this thing approved on the sidewalk then we'll sell a lot more to people afraid of riding in the street". Just the kind of people you want rolling up behind you on the sidewalk at 12 mph.

    The Segway is doomed just like all the greedy dotcoms were. Pass on this one's stock IMHO.

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    1. Re:Wish I was a Lawyer because.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be quiet or I will slowly run you over at 12 mph.

  43. Faster? by Ghoser777 · · Score: 1

    I can run 20 mi/hr, but only in small bursts. Heck, my fastest mile is just under 5 minute pace, or 12 mi/hr. But I can't keep that up for ten minutes, nor do I want to put myself through such a workout just to get to class. A bike would be a reasonable alternative, though. Then again, this could be great for people with leg disabilities (although "It" may need some adjustments to accomidate those with weaker legs).

    F-bacher

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    1. Re:Faster? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 km/hr != 20 mi/hr

      20 km/hr = ~12mi/hr -- the speed advertised.

  44. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3413406th post!!!

  45. Screw them... by evilviper · · Score: 2
    What a load. The government again votes for the corporation over the good of the people.

    Sure everone thinks these are neat, but so what? The sidewalk is for people on foot. Time and time again they have rejected the idea of letting skaters, skate board, bikes, and so on, on public sidewalks. Why? Because they interfere with people trying to walk on them. Now, there's a product that will make lots of money if the law is changed. Surprise, surprise, not only do the pass the law that contradicts all sorts of previous decisions, but they put in an order for several at the highest prices they will ever see.

    Today, the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works has scheduled a vote on a measure that would allow the Segway to be used on sidewalks and bike paths built with federal funds -- as long as local authorities agree.

    Damn, I hope they don't agree. The sidewalks are not roads. Don't drive on them.

    If this law passes, you've got precident to drive your motorcycle on the sidewalk as well. It's no wider than a segway, and it can be limited to 25MPH. Thats 24MPH faster than rush hour in NY.
    Can anyone justify this ruling?

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    1. Re:Screw them... by srussell · · Score: 1

      If Dean Kamen had his way, most motorized traffic in cities would cease. The sidewalks would be the domain of pedestrians, and the streets would be filled with cyclists and segway riders.

      My impression is that Kamen doesn't believe that most of the 4-wheel traffic in cities is neccessary. I believe what he's shooting for is a sort of utopia where cars are the domain of rural transportation, and most people have a personal transportation device and use mass transit for everything else. You aren't going to get rid of freight traffic, but isn't that already limited to the wee hours in places like New York?

      Since it isn't likely that any city is going to eliminate most inner-city 4-wheel traffic, Kamen is trying to ensure that Segway will be a viable alternative to the car. The Segway is more appropriate on sidewalks with pedestrians than on the streets with hazards like cars and bicyclists.

    2. Re:Screw them... by evilviper · · Score: 2
      The Segway is more appropriate on sidewalks with pedestrians than on the streets with hazards like cars and bicyclists.


      The segway is far more appropriate on the roadway than is a bicycle. Also, it's more appropriate to have it on the roads than to make it into a hazard for pedestrians.

      Besides, my beef is not with Kamen himself, but with lawmakers that are reversing a hundred years worth of law for the sake of a corporate interest. There's never been a single situation where anything but pedestrians have been allowed on sidewalks, until a large chunk of private money was at stake.
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  46. If you can't sell it anywhere else... by bluprint · · Score: 1

    you can usually find a government employee willing to spend someone else's hard-earned dollars to buy it.

    I love this country. I've actually got some ideas I've been kicking around, which I think the government would eagerly spend millions of other peoples' money on....it's only a matter of time before I start getting my share of other people's money.

    Thanks in advance.

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  47. How about personal cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to see someone build a "personal car." It would be to an ordinary car like a personal computer to a mainframe.

    A personal car would be one person wide, lighter than the passenger(s), very quiet.

    It would be compatible with bicycles, and could use bicycle lanes. I would love to see a full sized lane on a main road split into two lanes for personal cars and bicycles.

    Because it is narrow, and because it could be pushed into a parking space, and because it could come with two loops on top and hung up, I reckon you could park 8 in the space of one regular car.

    It would use maybe one litre per 100 km, or about 200 miles per gallon. And the inital cost could be far less than a regular car.

    I think that would really revolutionise transportation within cities.

    1. Re:How about personal cars by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not quite up to your specs, but these are pretty cool.

    2. Re:How about personal cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or how about a car that could hold four or more people? It could revolutionise transportation! Oh, wait...

    3. Re:How about personal cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These cars are half way to being narrow enough, a small fraction towards being light and fuel efficient enough, and no way at all to being cheap enough.

      And are they ever ugly.

  48. These things seem useless by teslatug · · Score: 2

    They cost a whole lot of money, they take something like 5 hours to recharge, they're not all that fast, and you can't really cary anything more than a briefcase on them. I can see how it's good for the environment, but it's not like they're replacing cars; more than likely they're replacing feet and bikes. What are some of the benefits to springing all that dough on a Segway?

  49. Technology makes you fat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A nation whose only exerecise is walking to and from the car will now no longer even have to walk to bathroom or accross the street.
    segway will have to be modified to take the increaseing mass of ites users

  50. Old People by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    I personally want to use my Segway for beating up old people!

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  51. I saw one today... by SharpNose · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...at an auto show in Atlanta. I only caught the tail end of the presentation and wasn't able to hear the fellow talking, but I have to say that it was an astonishing sight - FINALLY something to really make me think that I'm in the 21st century. From the outside, it really appeared as though the Segway was reading the driver's mind. He also had a little rig set up - imagine a 2" cube with a steep ramp up to one side and another on an adjacent side. He rode it up one ramp (that it did not change attitude in the transition was uncanny to watch), pivoted it to the left, and rode it down the other side.

    I am not going to say that this is the answer to all our prayers, but I don't believe that these things are just going to fade away, either.

    I can say with confidence that we're going to need sidewalks. Lots of sidewalks. Wide ones. And improved electricity generation and distribution.

  52. Refund please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't find it to be an intersting read. Please provide a prompt refund as well as a concise testimony that includes a promise to be more accurate in such future claims.

    I would like to suggest you quantify such phrases as 'interesting read' in a separate attachment so that we can attempt to equate our judgment concerning 'interesting' prior to accepting your word for such subjective reflections.

    As an example, in the case of the linked article, I would have referred to it as a 'dry read', along the lines of a press release or class action lawsuit summary. To me, an interesting read would be a synopsis of how various cultures use public space, ie sidewalks, donkey trails and state fair runways.

  53. Sinclair C5 by gwernol · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here is the spiritual predecessor of the Segway, the Sinclair C5. First sold in January 1985 this one-person electric vehicle cost less than $500 and was still an absolute commercial disaster.

    Although superficially very different, the C5 and the Segway try to solve similar problems of personal mobility without being a car or motorbike. The Segway is undoubtably more advanced (and several times the price) but like the C5 is: small (one person, no luggage), exposed, slow and makes you look like a dork.

    I'm not sure I see why the Segway won't go the same way as the C5. I certainly wouldn't buy any stock in Segway.

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    1. Re:Sinclair C5 by shinzo · · Score: 1

      >>I'm not sure I see why the Segway won't go the same way as the C5. I certainly wouldn't buy any stock in Segway.

      Lucky for them they're a privately held company, otherwise the lack of interest from small potatoe shareholders would cetainly do them in. One of the main reasons why the segway won't go the way of the C5 is that the Segway has already penetrated the commerical market.

  54. Mod it by rabidphilosophy · · Score: 1

    If they really want this thing to take off they should pop a solar panel on the back. I really know nothing about the inside of one of these, but I can't imagine it would be that hard to modify one. Even more fun would be to crank up the motor and get it going about 30 or 40.

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  55. NEWS BREAK: SLASHDOT SUCKS ASS by cheese_wallet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    and so do you.

  56. bikes vs. segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to live in atlanta, and once heard a judge say that "bikes have no business being on the road at 4 o'clock in the afternoon." That's it, case closed, your rights have just been trampled, there's no supreme traffic court to dispute these things.

    Let's see...a machine that encourages one to be healthier, more eco-responsible and cheaper (in general) is losing out to one that encourages humans to be lazier, fatter, more consumptive of energy, and in general take up more space on the sidewalks.

    Just what the south needs: more fat lazy people, even more capable of running you over.

  57. I wonder who will be the first to... by bluelarva · · Score: 5, Funny

    get run over by a car while riding on segway.

    "overclock" it to do 60 mph.

    put a really large tires and ride over other segway crushing it.

    dissect it and puts it's pictures of it's guts online and get slashdotted.

    have their segway malfunction and end up doing a cartwheel on a steep sidewalk.

    do all sort of cool tricks with it like a freestyle bike.

    fall off the thing and get hurt and decides to sue Dean Kamen.

    ride segway while drunk as a skunk and get charged with DWI.

    have their segway run out of battery on the side of the road and have to call AAA to tow it.

    hit a pedestrian.

    hit a pedestrian and run off.

    have their segway tiretracks link them to a crime they committed.

    find their segway minus wheels sitting on concrete blocks on the side of the road.

    steal it.

    get caught trying to steal it.

    track down a stolen segway by using hidden GPS.

    strap a jet rocket and attempt to break segway land speed record.

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    1. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beautiful

    2. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Engdy · · Score: 1

      Pimp it out with:

      Hydraulic suspension that jumps

      Small tires that stick far out the sides

      Powerful sound systems that make the ears bleed

      Fuzzy dice

      One of those Calvin decals peeing on a competitor's (Razor?) logo

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    3. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Tomster · · Score: 1
      hit a pedestrian.

      hit a pedestrian and run off.

      Hit a pedestrian and run off, and be chased down by said pedestrian.

      (It's not hard to run faster than 12.5mph.)

    4. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder who will be the first to...

      Hack one and run a webserver off it. Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of those things?

    5. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Arsewiper · · Score: 1

      Get called a spastic, tard, twat etc when seen riding one.

    6. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dudes-I smell a Darwin Award coming up (esp. with the jet pack idea)!

      Jane, get me off this crazy thing!!!

    7. Re:I wonder who will be the first to... by milquetoast · · Score: 1

      put a huge spoiler on it, give it some big exhaust sounds, and put MAZDASPEED and MUGEN stickers on it

  58. Lazyway by EvilAlien · · Score: 1
    The Segway is laziness.

    Its a great way for us all to get fat(ter).

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    1. Re:Lazyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU. You and about 5,000 other people here are stuck on this "fat" thing.

      Unless you, and everyone else who posted the same retarded "fat" blather, walk or ride a bike EVERYWHERE YOU GO then STFU. It MAY be that no one on Slashdot owns a car. It MAY be that no one on Slashdot fires up the car to go down to the convenience store.

      I'm doubting it.

      Same thing for the "lawsuit waiting to happen" idiots. Do you think CARS don't cause deaths and lawsuits? Or do you just not think?

      Jeezus Fucking Christ.

    2. Re:Lazyway by Armchair+Dissident · · Score: 1

      I'll bite. I don't own a car, and I do cycle / walk everywhere (and I do mean everywhere). I personally think that the Segways a daft idea - I simply can't see what advantage it gives over the humble two wheeled bicycle, which uses advanced gyroscopic devices (know as wheels) to stay upright.

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    3. Re:Lazyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't own a car, and I do cycle / walk everywhere (and I do mean everywhere).

      Then you're about 0.01% of the population. The previous poster's comments still hold.

      The main advantages are:

      1) You don't have to balance it.
      2) To a first approximation, you don't have to learn to ride it, certainly not compared to a bike.
      3) You don't have to pedal it.
      4) It takes up FAR less sidewalk space than a bike.

      But hey, everyone in the world is a 20-year-old geek in perfect condition with a vendetta against cars. I forgot.

    4. Re:Lazyway by EvilAlien · · Score: 2
      I have nothing against cars... I have something against stupid little scooters that don't get you somewhere fast, provide the benefit of being able to get over difficult terrain, or do something that walking can't do. I don't care of lawsuits, injury, or death.

      I do care about useless technology that servers no purpose other than to make some "inventor" rich. All he has to do is convince people that scooting along at 7 mph is better than getting their own asses in gear.

      Fat and lazy is bad. Not wanting society to turn into a bunch of weaklings who can't walk a few blocks is a hell of a lot different than anti-vehicle health-obsessed bike-but.

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    5. Re:Lazyway by sheean.nl · · Score: 1

      I have something against stupid little scooters that don't get you somewhere fast

      put a rocket in it

      provide the benefit of being able to get over difficult terrain

      wait for the off-road version

      I do care about useless technology that servers no purpose other than to make some "inventor" rich.


      see it as the light-bulb, we neaded to build all kind of stuff just to get the damn thing on, candles were easier cheaper and looked beter, same thing here, just as the bulb replaced the candle, the segway will replace our pathetic legs.

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    6. Re:Lazyway by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Nah, Segway is some fooker trying to make big $$$$ off of fat lazy Americans that live in southern climates.

  59. Everyone always says it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You do the math". Do a search and see how often that term comes up, I bet it's a lot. Ok, here's the math.

    Force = Mass x Acceleration (or in this case deacceleration)

    Force from walking =
    mass of person x deceleration of walking.

    force from segway =
    (mass of person + mass of segway) x deceleration from segway

    Now lets assume a normal person here, in the range of 120-200 pounds. The segway now becomes 33% to 50% of the mass (assuming ~60 pound segway)
    I'm not sure how fast a person walks, but it isn't 12 mph, so you are also increasing the deceleration. Force increases a lot. That is w/o adding anything the segway is carry ie. groceries, mail, packages.

    Now I happen to think they should allow these on sidewalks, but I'm a bike rider to begin with, and living in a state where drivers are maniacs and don't EVER watch out for bikers, I enjoy improving the odds of my survival by riding on the sidewalk wherever possible.

  60. Dean Kamen *IS* a Genius by zentec · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Think of it, not too long ago this mystery device proclaimed to be the revolution of personal transportation was unveiled. The press ate it up!
    For months all you heard about was "what's Ginger?" Kamen's true genius is marketing.

    Now you're seeing the benefit of that pre-emptive strike on the public. People are pumped about this and they've only seen it in pictures.

  61. banned in NYC by Syre · · Score: 2

    NYPOST.COM Business:
    NYC HALTS NEW SCOOTER By DOUGLAS WIGHT and FRANKIE ENDOZIEN
    Tue Dec 4 09:41:06 2001

    Matt Burns, a spokesman for the Department of Motor Vehicles, said: "From my understanding, it is designed for sidewalk use, and that would be a violation of vehicular traffic law since you cannot have motorized vehicles on the sidewalk."

    Anyone caught using a Segway on the sidewalk would be ticketed, he said.

  62. why are we subsidising Dean Kamen? by Syre · · Score: 2

    Apparently, the taxpayers are paying the salery of a government employee who is 'loaned' to DEKA to make suggestions about the segway.

    Why are we subsidising them? I don't want my tax money going to Dean Kamen.

    From the WP article:

    Segway asked the CPSC to review the scooter, and the agency suggested that the handlebars, which were turned up, be reversed so they wouldn't catch the straps of women's purses. It also urged Segway to enclose the wheels so toes and fingers couldn't be caught in the spokes. Both were done.

    Ronald Medford, the staff member who made these suggestions, has taken a government-approved sabbatical to work for Kamen's firm, DEKA Research & Development Corp., which created Segway. Medford is the "in-house critic and adviser, having nothing to do with sales and marketing, but only telling us what to do to make products safe," said Gary Bridge, Segway's senior vice president of marketing.

    To avoid conflict of interest, Bridge said, the government continues to pay Medford's salary ($138,200 a year) and Medford has promised to recuse himself from any product decisions involving DEKA and Segway when he returns to the CPSC later this year.

  63. Click Click BOOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another Eurotroll bites the bullet.

    Good thing we have guns over here.

    1. Re:Click Click BOOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr....New Zealand and Australia are not in Europe...Good thing we have education over here.

    2. Re:Click Click BOOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not, but they're still part of the axis of evil.

      Duke nukem forever.

  64. We'll approve it and subsidise your wages bill by Mandelbrute · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From the article:
    Ronald Medford, the staff member who made these suggestions, has taken a government-approved sabbatical to work for Kamen's firm, DEKA Research & Development Corp., which created Segway. Medford is the "in-house critic and adviser, having nothing to do with sales and marketing, but only telling us what to do to make products safe," said Gary Bridge, Segway's senior vice president of marketing. To avoid conflict of interest, Bridge said, the government continues to pay Medford's salary ($138,200 a year) and Medford has promised to recuse himself from any product decisions involving DEKA and Segway when he returns to the CPSC later this year.
    So he worked on the approval process, is now working exclusively on the product he approved, and the government (not the company he is working for) is paying his salary. Does anyone else have problems with this? In a lot of places something like this would be looked at carefully to see whether there were job offers during the approval process or other signs of bribery (with the government being stupid enough to pay the bribe). He's not being paid to do his job, he's being paid to be a DEKA employee (his orders longer come from the government)- so DEKA should pay for him.
    1. Re:We'll approve it and subsidise your wages bill by Sabalon · · Score: 2

      Well, one could look at it as a) he is doing his job, just with that one company and b) the government is looking to get some of these for the USPS and others, so they have their inside man making sure everything will work okay.

      Or am I stretching it too far?

    2. Re:We'll approve it and subsidise your wages bill by nhavar · · Score: 2

      I think that you are missing what's being said.

      Medford is an employee of the Consumer Product Safety Commission. He's taken a sabatical to work with DEKA on product safety. It does not clearly limit which products he's working on. There may be other products that he's giving feedback on. So that it can't be said he is biased or has been bribed he continues to be paid only by the US government. This way someone can't come back down the line and say "DEKA paid you to say that". Additionally when he returns to his normal job he will make no further product decisions in regards to DEKA or the Segway. I think that's pretty clear to say that he will have no involvement in approving the product to the consumer.

      I think this is a very good honest move by all parties involved and there doesn't appear to be any conflict of interests that I can see. While some might scoff at $138,200 a year the government pays while the gentleman is on sebatical I think that it is better in the long run to help retain a good employee, reduce the risk for outside lawsuits or costly inquiries or bad press relations.

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    3. Re:We'll approve it and subsidise your wages bill by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      so they have their inside man making sure everything will work okay.Or am I stretching it too far?
      A little, he's not the governments man for a while, so why are they paying him?

      He is not working in the governmant interest, but in the interest of DEKA. Their aims will not always coincide, and may conflict, hence the term "conflict of interest".

    4. Re:We'll approve it and subsidise your wages bill by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      As I see it the entire point of an independant testing body is to be independant. You can't make a conflict of interest go away by creating some paperwork. The guy is in the situation where DEKA gives him his orders - they should at least pay him for the privelage. If he does something that upsets his new manager at DEKA enough he will be sacked, and will not get any income until the end of his sabbatical when his job opens up again (unless he is very lucky or the system is such that he can get paid for doing nothing). The honest way to do things would be for him to simply work for them, and that to go on record - instead of him being able to stand up in court and say "I've never been paid by that company".

      I worked for a private testing authority fo a while, and at least a couple of times a month someone would ask me to "fix" results. If I'd done it once and word had got out the company would have been screwed - no-one is going to pay for worthless test certificates. Integrety is important in positions such as his. Checks and balances are also very important. At his salary there is unlikely to be anyone with any technical skill whatsoever keeping an eye on him.

      This way someone can't come back down the line and say "DEKA paid you to say that"
      Instead they can simply say "DEKA told you to say that." He works for DEKA. Who pays him doesn't matter, since he is being paid to work for DEKA.

      It's a very good situation for DEKA, but not good for the taxpayers, and is likely to "taint" the career of the person involved. Maybe I've just been reading too much in the papers recently about people in government on trial after being bought by property developers, and I used to live near the house the health department built (the owner didn't live in it, she was in jail).

  65. Cool but I'll wait for the right price by ttyp0 · · Score: 1

    Since Segway won't get me across the states, I'll stick with my SUV. And for around town, nothing beats my bike for the price. So it's really a luxury toy. When and if the price drops down to 300 or less, I'll get one.

  66. Cheaper Segway to Debut by piecewise · · Score: 2

    They are planning to release a much cheaper "educational" version of the Segway, as they realize that it's too expensive for the consumer market.

    It's called feet.

    Apparently, rather than the gyroscopes, you would have a different kind of engine powered by "anti-laziness" energy with a special "work-->physical fitness" converter.

    Man is it really starting to feel like the 21st century!!

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    1. Re:Cheaper Segway to Debut by shinzo · · Score: 1

      They are also planning to release a cheaper 'educational' version of the home computer too.

      It's called a pencil.

    2. Re:Cheaper Segway to Debut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you walk EVERYWHERE you go, STFU.

  67. Snow Tires! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Either that, or just get out and put your chains on... but still, I figure the wind chill when your whipping along at - what? - 12mph? - will just freeze your damn nose off.

    Added to the list of Inane Reasons to Move to Florida:
    53) so I can buy a Segway

    (right after 52) "so I can vote for Pat Buchanan")

  68. You big babies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I can't believe what crybabies you all are.

    These things aren't even out yet, and you
    want to outlaw them pre-emptively? Let's go
    the other way - give them a chance and see what
    happens. Yeah, there will be a few accidents,
    who cares? It's a big world and *everything*
    injures some unlucky schmuck now and then.

    I think progress has CEASED. Just think of
    how many things would be illegal if invented
    today - motorcycles, guns, alcohol, who knows
    what else. One big nursing home.

  69. Hmmm... by universatile_style · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it will be before there are sport utility models stamped w/ a luxury car logos that will be running us off of the sidewalks :)

  70. Specifically passed the law? Huh? by bugg · · Score: 1
    20 states have specifically passed laws

    I would hope they specifically passed the law. I wouldn't want laws to be passed any other way!

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  71. Suicide Segway Riders? by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2
    You're right! Can you imagine the damage 19 suicide Segway-riding terrorists could do smacking into a pedestrian?

    Seriously, though, I can see these as useful for the mobility-impaired who can stand, for riding around in huge warehouses, and for moving over difficult terrain. But as fellow /.ers have pointed out, a bicycle is a lot cheaper than $5,000. Want a smaller footprint? Try a unicycle.

    1. Re:Suicide Segway Riders? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woo hoo! Unicycles!

  72. You forgot..... by nochops · · Score: 1

    You forgot:

    Lower it
    Put hydraulics in it
    Put a slammin' stereo & subwoofer in it
    Put a stupid wing on the back
    Put a fire extinguisher and big ass tach on it

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  73. Re:Specifically passed the law? Huh? by shinzo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    easy to make a quote look stupid or illogical when you present it out of context, isn't it?

  74. Why? by mckayc · · Score: 1

    Everyone keeps touting these things as amazing technological acheivements but what the hell is the point of a Segway? Are people really THAT lazy that they won't walk or take a bike somewhere?

    I mean, I can't see someone using one of these things for long distance (they might as well use a car if the thing only goes 14 mph) and for short distances you could just use those things they called "legs". For medium distances you could use a "bike" and get some "exercise".

    Just my two cents.

    1. Re:Why? by Fixer · · Score: 1
      The Segway itself isn't really all that amazing..

      It's automatic balancing and stabilzation system, frankly, is.

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  75. THAT'S FUNNY by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    Have you ever tried steering a bicycle that has its front wheel centre locked?

    Well guess what? You can ACTUALLY steer it by leaning.

  76. pretty sad by j09824 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I find this pretty sad. The Segway is a neat gizmo, but it doesn't look like very attractive transportation. Bicycles and electrically assisted bicycles are faster, can be used on the road, and allow you to engage in some level of physical activity. Scooters (like the Vespa or Honda) have a much greater range and are about half the price, and they are mature and low-tech. Or you can get a variety of electric scooters, which are quiet and faster as well. The Segway, in contrast, is slow, can't be used on roads, provides no opportunity for exercise, has limited range, and is quite expensive. And, as the article points out, is probably quite dangerous on sidewalks.

    Electrically assisted bicycles like this are in a legal limbo: you can't legally use them on bike paths in many places, you can't ride them as fast as a bicycle, and some variants require motorcycle licenses. Yet, they are suitable and highly efficient for travel and commuting.

    Similarly, innovative scooters like the BMW C1 (a scooter with a secure passenger cell) fail to get approval in the US, even though they passed lots of safety and real-world tests in Europe.

    Yet, a high-tech gizmo like the Segway just breezes through regulatory approvals, probably based on the excellent marketing and celebrity endorsements behind it. First, drivers have to engage in an arms-race with SUVs on the road; will pedestrians now all have to upgrade to Segways in order to use sidewalks safely?

  77. indicator lights will never work by Provincialist · · Score: 1
    If they were to implant the proper indicator on the housing, one could be fined for going too fast on a sidewalk. (i.e. put a light that turns on when the device goes faster than x mph.)

    An indicator light that could get one a ticket would surely be the first thing that got unhooked by any intelligent Segway purchaser. If this were such a great idea, wouldn't cars have had these a long time ago? Of course for cars one could propose some sort of inspection program (which also wouldn't work), but I doubt many governments will find it desirable to institute some special program for something that is basically a toy for the wealthy.

    OTOH, maybe the need for more room for these machines will provide an incentive for more and wider bike lanes, which would be excellent.

    later,
    Jess

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    1. Re:indicator lights will never work by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      " If this were such a great idea, wouldn't cars have had these a long time ago?"

      If great ideas drove the car market, cars would be far more sophisticated than they are today. Notice we're all still driving cars that require gas...

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    2. Re:indicator lights will never work by Provincialist · · Score: 1
      If great ideas drove the car market, cars would be far more sophisticated than they are today.

      You're right, of course. I can't think of any market, other than perhaps some segments of the computer hardware industry, that is driven by great ideas.

      later,
      Jess

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      I am programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
  78. wow this _is_ slashdot by Provincialist · · Score: 1
    Getting hit by one of those things is no worse then getting hit by someone who weighs 75 pounds more then you do.

    Forget the physics; someone who would make this statement has never played a sport.

    later,
    Jess

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  79. surely you don't imply these are the same by Provincialist · · Score: 1
    There are significant differences among the types of football to which you refer. Even so, they all (well, maybe not soccer, if in fact you were referring to that) require an admirable tolerance for pain to be played well. Let's not belittle anyone who has played any of them.

    later,
    Jess

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  80. Re:Specifically passed the law? Huh? by bugg · · Score: 1
    It doesn't make any sense in context, either.
    20 states have specifically passed laws to allow the Segway on sidewalks.

    This really, really, *really* should read "20 states have passed laws to specifically allow the Segway on sidewalks." They didn't specifically pass the law, they specifically allowed the Segway. This is a mistake. Not as egregious as others, but it's still very noticable.

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    -bugg
  81. Hmmmmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to live in Minneapolis. I rode my bike to work every day for two years, through 8 inches of new snow in the morning, in 30-40 below zero weather. I never had that problem, though I kept my bike in the house at night. I suppose that may be what kept my BB from having like problems........

  82. this reminds me of by i_have_no_name · · Score: 1

    isnt america the land of the obese?
    this isnt going to help.

  83. The text, in case I'm not the only one by FredBaxter · · Score: 2, Informative

    Slashdot really has to stop taking out my favorite news source (washingtonpost.com) especially because I'm now 3000 miles from home and no longer subscribe!

    Let's see how this gets modded:

    Rolling Right Along
    Scooter Meets Few Obstacles, but Safety Issues Grow

    By Caroline E. Mayer
    Washington Post Staff Writer
    Thursday, April 25, 2002; 10:45 AM

    Segway, the high-tech scooter that's been hailed as the future of personal transportation, can travel only 12.5 miles per hour, but it has been winning access to the nation's sidewalks with lightning speed.

    In the four months since the heavily touted invention was unveiled to the public, 20 states, including Virginia, have passed laws to allow the Human Transporter, as the scooter is sometimes called, to be used on sidewalks.

    Similar laws are awaiting the governor's signature in Maryland and two other states, while 16 states and the District are scheduled to consider the issue by the end of the year.

    Today, the Senate Committee on Environment and Public Works also approved on a voice vote a measure that would allow the Segway to be used on sidewalks and bike paths built with federal funds--as long as local authorities agree.

    The Segway looks like a rotary lawn mower, but is powered by a battery, stabilized by gyroscopes and has 10 computers that keep it balanced. The rider stands on a platform over its single axle and steers with a set of handlebars, leaning forward to move ahead and leaning back to slow down.

    Its inventor, Dean Kamen, is an engineering legend with more than 150 patents, many for medical devices such as the infusion pump that allows diabetics to lead more normal lives, a wheelchair that climbs stairs and a heart stent now used by Vice President Cheney. Kamen was selected to receive the prestigious $500,000 Lemelson-MIT prize for inventors last night.

    While Segway is being tested--and heartily applauded--by the Postal Service, the Atlanta police force and General Electric Co., a small but growing number of medical experts, traffic engineers, consumer advocates and community activists are concerned about their use on sidewalks.

    "I'm not against Segway devices--they're phenomenally innovative and exciting--but I'm concerned that if we allow [them] onto sidewalks, this will be a major injury waiting to happen," said Gary Smith, director of the Center for Injury Research and Policy at the Columbus Children's Hospital in Ohio.

    "These weigh 69 to 95 pounds, depending on the model, can carry a person up to 250 pounds plus cargo up to 75 pounds. With that much mass, even traveling at 12.5 miles an hour, the virtual laws of physics say they won't be able to stop on a dime."

    Charles Trainor, chief traffic engineer for Philadelphia, is equally concerned. "Our sidewalks are pretty crowded now, even without a Segway, and some of our center-city streets aren't wide enough" to accommodate pedestrians and the new scooter, he said.

    The District's acting director of transportation, Dan Tangherlini, said, "We'll certainly have to look at all the safety and traffic concerns that are raised. But we look at anything that moves people out of their vehicles and has a potential to reduce congestion as a good thing."

    The scooter "is not intended to be used on public roads and highways," said Brian C. Toohey, Segway's vice president for international and regulatory affairs. If it were, it would need turn signals and rear-view mirrors among other features, he said. Rather, "we believe it is primarily a consumer product that should be used on sidewalks."

    Toohey concedes that it was unusual for the company to seek regulatory approval--both from U.S. regulators and from state legislatures--before selling the product to the public. "We're simply being proactive and had quite a lot of success," he said. "What we've done is show the product, demonstrate it, and let them [the legislators] experience it. When we've done that, people get big smiles on their faces, and they become very supportive."

    Toohey said the company spent less than $1 million to hire lobbyists and get the state approvals passed.

    But a coalition of consumer advocates asked the Senate committee to delay a vote on its bill until hearings could be held to weigh the safety issues. "Why are Segways different from bikes, Rollerblades and scooters, which are not permitted on sidewalks in many cities?" the groups asked.

    The measure was introduced by Sen. Robert C. Smith, Republican of New Hampshire, where Segway LLC is headquartered. Committee aides said no hearing was needed because the legislation only involves a technical change to complement laws already passed by the states.

    Erik Smulson, spokesman for the committee, said it is not unusual for it to vote on bills without holding hearings. Smith said safety issues are the responsibility of the Senate Commerce Committee, not his panel.

    Originally known by the code names "It" and "Ginger," the Segway was touted by supporters as a more important development than the personal computer, the Internet, or even the car.

    Before the product was publicly unveiled, the company requested--and received--letters from federal safety regulators about how it would be regulated. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration said that since it would be considered similar to a motorized wheelchair, NHTSA would not regulate it. But the Consumer Product Safety Commission's attorney concluded that the Segway could be considered a consumer product and thus subject to his panel's jurisdiction.

    Segway asked the CPSC to review the scooter, and the agency suggested that the handlebars, which were turned up, be reversed so they wouldn't catch the straps of women's purses. It also urged Segway to enclose the wheels so toes and fingers couldn't be caught in the spokes. Both were done.

    Ronald Medford, the staff member who made these suggestions, has taken a government-approved sabbatical to work for Kamen's firm, DEKA Research & Development Corp., which created Segway. Medford is the "in-house critic and adviser, having nothing to do with sales and marketing, but only telling us what to do to make products safe," said Gary Bridge, Segway's senior vice president of marketing.

    To avoid conflict of interest, Bridge said, the government continues to pay Medford's salary ($138,200 a year) and Medford has promised to recuse himself from any product decisions involving DEKA and Segway when he returns to the CPSC later this year.

  84. Video of Segway on snow and ice by douglips · · Score: 4, Informative

    Segway has a video of the scooter with snow tires.

    It looks pretty stable, amazingly enough. For the bucks, I'm sticking with my bike.

    1. Re:Video of Segway on snow and ice by srussell · · Score: 1
      For the bucks, I'm sticking with my bike.

      Hopefully, us early adopters will drive that price down fairly quickly. I've been hearing numbers like under $1000 for the HT within a couple of years. If that's true, that's about the same as a decent bike.

    2. Re:Video of Segway on snow and ice by jo42 · · Score: 1

      Nice. But, what is the battery life of this contraption in cold weather?

  85. segways rock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    after reading the other posts here, I'm a bit disapointed about the short-sightedness of some of the folks here...

    First off, the aim of this thing is to make people LESS lazy. It might be an over-idealistic idea, sure, but that's the aim - to be used in urban centers, with wide enough sidewalks, everything paved, etc., where cars SHOULDN''T go...yeah, you could walk...but you cant walk faster...people don't walk at 14 mph constantly...if caught in the rain, at least you can escape faster with a segway...if you have a job, and aren't out to exercise, you also don't want to get to work sweaty while jogging at 14 mph with a suitcase swinging around (real good for the laptop hard drives).

    Public transportation also makes people exercise more as compared with cars - think about it, you always have to at least walk to the pickup point. Often, you have to stand there and wait, which takes _some_ effort. If you are in the sun and sweat a little or if your body has to work a bit harder to cool you down (or warm you up), you are getting more of a workout in freshair than you would eating a donut, driving one handed in a perfectly-temp car interior. Similar for the Segway; you are at least outdoors, and would use just a bit of energy also for balance.

    I don't think something that gets people to stand during a trip, outside in open air, in place of car, is a "fat people machine". Folks seem to say that this is a replacement for bikes, but the point is to be a replacement for cars in certain circumstances.

    And if you live at the base of a mountain, or get 70 feet of snow or live in Venice, well, wait for a floating scooter.

    The technology also isn't just a "scooter with a gyroscope". Try making something that auto-balances. This is a bit like that japanese robot what walks orders of magnitude better than anything we (as Americans) have - it may just be a combination of parts (computers, sensors, etc.), but, isn't everything - I mean, what so special about the lunar lander, for example - the _combination_ of electronics, materials, manufactoring techinques, etc.

    It's still pretty damn cool and ahead of it's time...I'm sure that if this doesn't take off, most of it's ideas will. The balancing technology and intuitive control interface surely will.

  86. this is off topic by doubtless · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Toohey said the company spent less than $1 million to hire lobbyists and get the state approvals passed.

    but somehow this line just doesn't seems right to me, especially in a supposedly corruption free democratic government... or is it just me?

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    1. Re:this is off topic by thenerd · · Score: 2

      It isn't just you - I find it absolutely incredible that we are now so used to this sort of thing that it doesn't even ring alarm bells.

      *THIS IS CORRUPTION*.

      When you can change the law to your advantage with money, you are dealing with a corrupt system. A lobbyist isn't supposed to be able to translate money into laws. Laws are supposed to be guided by higher principles than a pocket full of franklin faces.

      thenerd.

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  87. just wait until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jackie chan decides to use one in a movie, to beat up people and do wacky martial arts. And travel, of course :)

    The credits would probably have a lot of mumbo jumbo about not trying this at home...

    Unfortunately, if such a thing ever happened, the sales would probably take off and I wouldn't be able to walk to work anymore :-(

    nuf evah,
    drawoc suomynona

  88. Personally I love this part of there website... by Tranvisor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How long will a Segway HT last?

    In order to deliver a durable business productivity tool, we pursued two design avenues. First, we built durable mechanical and electrical systems to be in solid state, so even the moving parts were designed for longevity. For example, the motors are brushless servomotors, so there are no parts that could wear out. We then submitted the systems to extensive, rigorous testing to ensure we met our goals. Second, we created a modular design whereby if any part were to wear out or break, it could easily be replaced, ensuring a long product life.


    In other words, we have no f'in clue, and we don't feel like saying something actually helpful like, its under warrantee for 20 years, for example. Nono, be safe with the knowledge that if something breaks on you thousand dollar scooter that the only place you will be able to fix it is here, and we like to make money :).

  89. Why the US? by quantaman · · Score: 2

    Why is he trying to market these things in the US? I would think that the prime market to a product like the Segway would be in Euope or Japan. Us Americans (North Americans:) have a huge love affair with our obscenely big cars, I frankly find it disturbing when in the middle of massive traffic conjestion companies still market wide tracks! If you want to make it into a market why not go for Europe where they already have Smart Cars (really really small cars) and lots of cyclists. The culture there is ready to accept a product like this. I believe Japan too would have a strong market for this having extremely dense population centers. Americans have simply shown time and tmie again that we are not willing to give up our massive cars and I frankly do not see why he isn't pushing this stronger overseas (or at least why we're not hearing about it).

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  90. Q.: what's the difference between... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a skateboarding teenage geek and segway-riding, sidewalk hogging suit?

    A.: about $70k per year and the law on their side.

    1. Re:Q.: what's the difference between... by srussell · · Score: 1

      Another difference is that when a skater has an accident, you usually end up with a 3-4 pound high-velocity missile that inflicts further collatoral damage. I suppose a segway could go on a rampage, but somehow I doubt it.

  91. Hands on Experience by MACC · · Score: 1

    Are there any "Dotty Slashers" that have real nonvirtual Hands on Experience with a SegWay and could give an account of their learnings?

  92. Segway on hills by neuropro · · Score: 1

    The recent issue of Vanity Fair writes about Segway. The writer mentions that Dean Kamen and Doerr were testing on the hilly streets of San Francisco. Does anybody know whether there are videos of Segway riders on such hills? We are following the Segway related news mainly because of the potential implications of the dynamical stabilization technology on devices that are useful for disabled individuals such as the IBOT. Does anybody know when IBOT is going to be approved by FDA? http://www.neuroprosthesis.org/blogger.html

  93. No Room for Seg by hhawk · · Score: 1

    They talk about this thing being used in big cities for people to get to work. Besides the need for a "car" alarm to leave something like that out side of a building in NYC, there is something more important.. There is no place to leave something like that outside a building in NYC... assuming you can tell which seg is yours.

    Image a big building with 1000 people working inside; we have 100's of these in each large city. There are notany parking spaces; imagine 1000 little seg's all sitting on the sidewalk waiting for their owners; likewise when the owners travel back to their high rise apartments... although perhaps they can be locked up in the bike room!

    Which makes me think the real issue about being able to travel on sidewalks has to do with parking them there as well!

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    1. Re:No Room for Seg by hagardtroll · · Score: 1

      You would take it into the building and park it next to your desk. This would REDUCE the need for parking spaces.

  94. Shizzy! by meggito · · Score: 2

    But in countless states, including my state of Virginia, it is still illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk. I've had a problem for years with this, but now they're letting this MOTOR-POWERED vehicle on the sidewalks. Hey, House of Burgesses, get your god damn shit together. Its a shame to see the oldest democratic body in the nation still outlaws bikes on the sidewalks, especially of busy areas where us riders can't quite match the 45 (+5 over) that the drivers tend to do on the streets. Shizzy!

  95. By the theory of... by Nindalf · · Score: 1

    "Let's not kid ourselves." A.K.A. "If it won't cost too many votes, we can do it." Details of metalaw may shift the balance between opposing factions, but they aren't going to matter if everybody's basically on the same side.

    But seriously, that tired theory about how you don't really need a driver's license unless you're using the road for commercial purposes is nonsense. It's a crackpot's delusion that sounds just weird enough to seem true.

    By default, riding a mindless motor vehicle "over the public easement" is reckless endangerment of other travellers. It's entirely consistent with the common law to place strict limitations, including the requirement of a license, on this kind of behavior, and generally treat it as a privilege.

    As a public hazard by default, you don't need to claim the status of driving a vehicle to be restricted, you just have to do it.

  96. Wow, that was fast... by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    Neato little devices, and yet I find it interesting how quickly laws were passed in favor of the little boogers on sidewalks and other places. Why do I have a feeling it's a case of "money talks"? After all, while I'm sure it's safe and yadda, but 12 mph is a bit fast for a human clogged sidewalk and we haven't even seen the effects of mass usage... I wanna see how well these these rapid fire laws hold up when these things become affordable and more irresponsible people get a hold of them...

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  97. Branding by ziadleb · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who sees the Segway as a motorized equipment that already existed in other forms, but that has the added value of Hype and Marketing. Imagine putting overweight police officers on it, and taking away their only exercise (mainly walking). You render them even more unhealthy by putting them on a useless and VERY expensive device.

  98. How it works? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for functionality, the only way I can see that the Segway actually works is by moving the platform you stand on forward and back. You can compensate a little using acceleration of the entire device, but that only gets you so far. I would bet that most of the balancing is done by moving the platform to shift the persons center of gravity over the wheels.

    The biggest issue I see with this is the battery runtime. Unless Mr. Kamen has made a quantum leap in battery performance, I think the specified runtimes are very, very optimistic.

    It's a neat toy for the rich, but I have yet to be convinced of its absolute necessity for the average person. What happens when the person that used to walk to work gains about 30 pounds riding the Segway everyday. You quickly surpass the weight limit of the poor little device.

  99. Build this and play around with it: by ascending · · Score: 1

    It's my work about which I'd posted elsewhere.

    Experiment 2 succesful! I've built a simple device which allows me to stay balaced on my bike when I'm not moving. Basically, you put the front wheel on it and when you turn the handlebar the contact patch of thw wheel moves from side to side. It's funny though because it (the contact patch) moves opposite the direction of the turn so you have to turn opposite the way you would if riding .

    With some work it could beecome the format for a rider-balanced vehicle but its too clumsy and its not what I'm aiming for. I still haven't gotten perfect at playing around with this (its lots of fun ) but I can stay balanced for 30-40 seconds or so untill I move instinctually and foul up. It's made of wood so it can't be patented so here it is: 1)Get a board about 45cm long and about as wide as the front tire of your bike (it will hold your front up so it should at least be 1.5 cm thick depending on the strength.) 2) Get or make two boards about 2/3 as thick, half as long and about 5cm wide and attach them to either side of one end of the board in step 1 (join them flush so that your device looks like a 'u'. 3) Attach a non-swiveling caster to the bottom of the U-shaped part of the device.(edit: you want the wheel to roll perpendicular to the length of the board.) 4) Drill a vertical hole in the center of the width towards the opposite end of your device (the end with no walls). 5) Get a board about like the original and drill a vertical hole through its center (the center of its width and length). 6) Attach the two boards with a bolt through the pre-drilled holes being sure to put a fat (as in surface area in its radial plane) washer between the boards and secure it with a nut and a washer(edit: you may want to add another bolt and washer to keep the first from loosening. Also, attach the boards firmly but not where they can't swivel without difficulty.). Now you have something shaped like a 'T' if you hold the non-wheeled board horizontally. 7) put 'feet' (preferably made of or covered in rubber to avoid slippage) on either end of the wheel-les board on the same side as the wheel and put the device down on the ground in front of your bike (your tire goes in that 'u' shaped area). 8) See how long it takes to catch on, how long you can balance yourself, and how much fun you can have.

    Appendix A:

    I've been operating this gizmo backwards, with the head of the 'T' in front of the front wheel but as I've just tried it with the foot of the 'T' if front it seems to be closer to the natural behavior of a moving bicyle. It also feels to be some 25-30% more authoritative in this configuration. The only problem is that the rear wheel stays put in the whole thing. Even still it is indeed effective in keeping balance either way (you just have to reorientate yourself with the change of where the foot of the 'T' points).

    Appendix B:

    Oh, about the 'U' shaped bit...You attach the two thinner boards lengthwise so that they contact more of the surface of your tire's sides.

  100. Segway the judoka by Nindalf · · Score: 2

    what happens when the Segway reaches it maximum speed?

    It doesn't.

    It is programatically speed-limited so it always has enough reserve speed to beat your attempt to lean forward.

    Ever do judo? There's a move called okuri ashi harai (sending foot sweep), in which you get a person moving in one direction, then sweep his feet out in that same direction. By moving his feet forward, past his center of gravity, you make him fall over backwards even though he's still moving forwards. The fall feels a little bit like sliding into home base.

    That's what the Segway does, but with the intent of moving your feet back under your center of gravity.

    Remember, unless you're accelerating, you're not going to actually be leaning your center of mass in front of your feet, or you'd be falling over. You just have your body configuration like you'd be leaning forward if you were standing on the ground, but when it accelerated, the Segway rotated the base you're standing on so you became balanced once more.

    And in any balance situation, it always keeps enough acceleration potential to kick your feet back under you (and as far in front of you as it needs to slow you down or stop you), no matter how hard you (as a mere human) try to throw yourself in front of your feet.

  101. what are sidewalks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if you live in one of those annoying suburbs that don't have sidewalks? Every time there is a referendum to build sidewalks in a new community, they are shot down - people here dont want them.

    Welcome to the backwards state of PA

  102. Pedestrian zones by nairolF · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In many European cities the town centres are declared pedestrian zones, so there're no cars (and no congestion). One could do something similar for the segway: declare the city centre a pedestrian/segway zone, and the sidewalks themselves a purely pedestrian zone. Elsewhere, as has been amply pointed out, one could limit segways to bicycle paths.

    Basically, there are three categories of traffic: (1) cars and motorbikes, (2) bicycles and segways, (3) pedestrians or skaters. To some extent, zoning already exists for these three categories, with some overlap (bicylces are allowed on roads, for example). Segways only require a slight elaboration of this.

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  103. An $8,000 scooter? by artemis67 · · Score: 2

    Can you just imagine a cop jumping off one of these things to chase down a criminal?

    "Awright, buddy, come back with me to my, uh... Now where did my Segway go?"

  104. bicycles, motorcycles and Segway by The+Fun+Guy · · Score: 2

    "Anyone try riding a bicycle on ice?"

    I rode my bike 2 miles each way from home to lab every day, rain, snow or shine on Michigan State's campus when I was in graduate school. What finally did me in was that in an attempt to avoid a patch of ice, I slid into an even bigger patch of ice, and took a header. A spiral fracture in one of the bones in my left hand kept me off the bike for a few weeks, and in driving to work, I realized how nice it was not to be out in the weather all the time.

    I think about that everytime I'm tempted to get a motorcycle, and it's gotta be a major concern for Segway sales. Maybe these will be like all those motorcycles in garages all over America, taken out a few times a year for a joyride when the weather is nice, and you know you won't be dtopping to pick up any groceries on the way home, but not relied on for any serious transportation needs.

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  105. I hope it works out by BgJonson79 · · Score: 2

    I mean, if this thing is a huge failure, the coolness of him speaking at my commencement this year just won't have the same ring to it.

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  106. Segway is a joke, more hype than product by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Segway is extremely overpriced and impractical due to its wide stance. Want an electric scooter that can go faster than Segway, is narrow enough to accomodate a passing pedestrian, and costs only $400? Check out the Phat Flyer SE or equivelant. These are practical electric scooters, not an overhyped joke. Unfortunately their inventors don't have the money to hype their product to the sky or buy enough legislators to legalize their presence on our sidewalks.

  107. minimum speed setting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only hope that these things get cheap enough that everyone can own one, and that the internal controls can have GPS and wireless connectivity. That way, I don't get stuck behind the morons that feel that traffic ways are the best place to stop and hold conversations, and the schmuck in front of me that is walking at a snails pace gets sped up automatically. My segway beams out "Hey get the fuck outta the way". Their segways comply by increasing speed.

  108. There is one good thing about the Segeway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will revive interest in my favorite sport - jousting.

  109. The Golden Rule by endoboy · · Score: 1

    Segway will be allowed on the sidewalk because poor people and obnoxious teenagers won't be able to afford them...

  110. Haves vs Havents by jackjumper · · Score: 1

    What's interesting is that those who *have*
    ridden a Segway are much more likely to believe
    in it than those that haven't.

    I have. I rode it with a friend of mine who was
    a huge naysayer. Now? He's a convert.

    It *is* an amazing thing, and you really can't
    appreciate it until you ride it.

    All this stuff about colliding with people I think
    is mostly moot. You won't collide with people because
    you *won't*. I don't see colliding with someone any
    more likely than when you walk, and I don't see it
    any more damaging either - as soon as you bump into
    someone you'll back up just from your reaction.

  111. Can it scale a curb? by ck722 · · Score: 1

    I haven't seen any reviews that address one basic question: can a Segway go from a sidewalk to the street by easing down over a curb, cross the street and (slowly) climb up a curb to the sidewalk on the other side?

    Hitting an obstacle at speed wouldn't be good as the effect of your body continuing forward would apply more power when you may want to be stopping at that point. But if you stopped near the base of a curb, can you climb the curb slowly...

  112. See the site by nhavar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually there's a video out there of the Segway and how it performs on ice and snow. Check the Segway website. I doubt that it would peform well in heavy snow for the reasons you mentioned but it appears to work fine in a lighter snowfall.

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  113. not lazy enough already? by cicci0 · · Score: 0

    I sit on my ass 2 hours a day commuting, plus 9 hours staring at a monitor, the last thing I or most of the slashdot community needs is a way to further limit physical activity. Screw the segway and get a bike/rollerblades/a pair of sneakers.

  114. Why speeding in crowds is tempting by scheveningen · · Score: 1

    I have done my fair share of illegal street-skating in pedestrian areas. When skating through a crowd, one can either skate at walking speed in the main direction of movement of the crowd, or at a significantly higher speed in the opposite direction (depending on the crowd, between 10 and 15 km/h).
    At these higher speeds, the crowd seems to open up, and a series of gaps appears. I never cared to model this effect, but it does exist.

    The thing that makes this unsafe is the presence of little kids that move all over the place and cyclists with different speeds.

    My guess is that especially little kids will get hurt. Some cyclist will get hurt also, but they should not be in pedestrian areas anyway.

  115. FIRST JACK by ReidMaynard · · Score: 1

    First Seg-Jacking.

    I can imagine it being quite easy to steal one of these, easier than Car Jacking...and they all look the same .. so once yours it gone, it looks like all the others.

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  116. 12mph Idiots. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    I don't have a segway and don't plan on buying one. I have a bike for that. That said (catagorize me with the "have not's") I have to disagree. You are banking on people using these things intelligently and i think $8,000 is a good way to keep it in mostly intelligent hands. But when the price drops (a lot), it will fall into the hands of idiots. You and I have both seen them before. You may be careful with it, and $8,000 is a hell of an incentive to be so, but it can and will be abused once the masses can easily afford it.

    My point is that as soon as you bump into somebody at 5-12 mph on one of these things because some idiot was talking on his cell or just playing around on a street full of pedestrians and seways, you just won't "back up from your reaction". Try careen out of control into other people. Ever fallen from rollerblading at 12 mph? You'll bruise, bleed and even break stuff.

    You maybe safe. The seway maybe neato. But you're making a mistake assuming that everybody else is.

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    1. Re:12mph Idiots. by jackjumper · · Score: 1

      Which makes my point exactly. You *can't* compare this to rollerblades, etc. Compare it to walking. When was the last time you "careened out of control" while walking? Even walking fast?

      And you will back up from the reaction, just as you back up (recoil) when you bump into someone while walking.

      Is it a mistake to assume that everyone is a safe walker? Perhaps not, but a lot better assumption than a safe roller blader. It *is* really, completely, different from anything you've tried before.

  117. Well.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seem to remember the same arguments being made about the car. Too cumbersome, too large, dangerous, irritates the horses, too noisy (not a complaint you'll hear about the segway)....

    Perhaps people need to find solutions rather than create roadblocks.

  118. So does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that motorized wheelchairs were not allowed on city sidewalks before these laws were updated?

    That's all it really is isn't it? A wheelchair that you stand on instead... A wheelplatform?

  119. 20/20 Foresight by jolshefsky · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm generally someone to think through my irrational bitching before I go spout off on it in public. I don't like the idea of Segways on the sidewalk but I couldn't quite figure out why. I've read through some of the comments and the controllability argument (which is what most people are citing) is, IMO, invalid.

    Based on what I've seen and what I believe about the behavior of the device, I think controllability is not an issue. The only argument I have along these lines is the lack of a dead-man switch (which I'm not even sure is absent from the design)--I forsee a "news of the weird" clip about someone passing out/having a seizure/dying on a Segway and plowing through a crowd. The other thing that is somewhat disconcerting is that these things just stop when they break or when the battery dies. Of course, that wouldn't be my problem as a pedestrian, only a problem for the person-minus-three-grand who has to "Gingerly" tote around 75 extra pounds.

    What I do think is the problem is the same one that is really the reason bicycles, inline skates and scooters are banned on sidewalks, and even the reason that joggers and runners are disliked: When someone is walking, they don't want to be concerned with what's behind me.

    It is well established on the road that the driver of each vehicle is responsible for controlling their own force vector. In non-pseudo-intelectual-nerd-speak, they're responsible for not running into things in in the direction they're moving. There are rules in place (i.e. speed limits) that let people relax and not concern themselves with stuff going on behind them [for the most part anyway.] As long as people follow those two rules, things go really quite well.

    On the sidewalk, however, the same rules are implied but not enforced. As long as a sidewalk is populated by people walking, they have an assumed speed limit (the vaguely defined "walking speed") that allows each pedestrian to ignore what's going on behind them. For the most part, if I'm on the sidewalk and I want to go from the right side, all the way to the left side, I can basically do it without so much as a glance to my left to make sure I don't walk right into someone.

    However, if there were vehicles or people who were going faster than myself, I need to look further back before changing direction. By my estimate, even if you could assume that the sidewalk speed limit was only twice as fast as your own speed, you'd be pretty stressed about not stepping a few inches out of a straight trajectory for fear of getting hit. As a cyclist, I know that applies on the road--my speed is typically half that of cars on residential streets, and I pay attention to not deviating more than a few inches from a straight line and pray that the driver doesn't hit me anyway. When the speed difference is greater (i.e. 3x) it gets pretty terrifying.

    Now, if only we could change the world and make everyone responsible for their own actions and concerned for the well being of their fellow man ... ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, I slay me.

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  120. And your solution is....? by Mulletproof · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First, segways and pedestrians don't mix. A 12 mph hit is harder than any WWF or football tackle you've ever seen. And don't tell me it can't/won't happen. The state will be lucky if they don't get their asses sued off for such a dumb decision. Somebody made a good point-- Bikes are treated as vehicals (albeit differently), the segway should likewise.

    The only solution I can think of... Is take lane space away from cars gradually in areas you want to convert to segway only use. This would have the short to long term issue of massive traffic congestion as everybody has a car. Expanding a roadway would serve only to increase taxes to support the project. Both solutions will draw heavy critism from motorist (a large majority of the population who have already shelled out $10,000-50,000 on a mode of transportation.)

    The primary problem as I see it is that we need a working alternate energy plan. This Segway conversion project would be a whole lot easier if we did. Sadly, we have only piecemeal. Regardless; nobody wants to give up their cars because in the long term, simply because they are all around more useful than a segway. I can go cross country AND commute within a city in mine. I can travel in nearly any weather. Transverse moderately rough terrain. I can only use a Segway in a city for it to be useful. Yes, you could put parking lots outside a city, but then you'd have to clear massive space to support the sheer number of commuters coming into the city and getting on their segway. Who's suburb is that going to be? Yours?

    People are focusing on the problems because the solutions are even more unwieldy that what we have going on now...

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    1. Re:And your solution is....? by jackjumper · · Score: 1

      umm...A 12mph hit is *not* harder than any football tackle. I've seen football tackles where both players were running towards each other at well over 12 mph. A professional football player should easily be able to hit 15-17 mph. Carl Lewis could hit 25.

      dunno about the WWF (and I suspect you don't either)

  121. the only thing by dbrower · · Score: 2

    that makes ginger even mildly useful is all of the wheelchair-accessibility ramps that have been built into side walks over the last 30 years. From a regulatory point of view, it seems not much different than a motorized wheelchair, at 2-3x the privice. This is within other the vanity price range speaking, a motorized chair seems more useful, as there's some cargo capacity. You could imagine a "motor platform" with four wheels like a wheelchair, and it wouldn't have ginger's gyro complications (or coolness). Why might ginger cost more to manufacture than a wheel chair? I dunno. Composites? Gyros? Amortised cost of molds? (Ignoring development cost) -dB

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  122. Or the fact it has brakes? by horza · · Score: 2

    After all the "No Skateboarding/Bicycling/Rollerskating" signs I have seen around various towns, why would so many cities specifically allow these things on sidewalks by passing laws saying so?

    Skateboards and rollerskates have no concept of brakes, which makes them unsuitable for pedestrianised areas. Bicycles are large and travel very fast, and are therefore deemed more suitable to share the road with other vehicles rather than with pedestrians. The Segway has a restricted speed, small footprint and is able to brake rapidly. On balance it is more suited to the sidewalk than the road. It doesn't seem like a great conspiracy to me, just common sense. As for specifically being mentioned in a law, if your local postal service is going to be using them then you want to makes sure their path is clear (excuse pun).

    Phillip.

  123. Anything that keeps me from having to exersise... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can't be all bad. I can hardly wait for the automatic ass wiper from these guys.

  124. Segway Tire Chains? by jamesmartinluther · · Score: 1

    Just don't run over someone's foot with these on.

    - James

  125. It's not just electric. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check this out. I don't know why those darn things don't render anymore. Sorry.

  126. For those interested, Segway specs by John+Jorsett · · Score: 2

    Go here for the specifications of the Segway. Quite interesting.

  127. NO WAY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way in hell a Segway is faster than a mountain bike. The top speed is less than half of the fastest I have taken a bike on flat roads. Average Cruising speed for a mountain bike is still over 40% faster than a segway.

  128. Sorry, but you did not answer the question. by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    Assume that the Segway owner is resonably bright, and demands that you prove your case, Mr. Prosecutor. The burden of proof is supposed to be upon the accuser.

    You claimed that the Segway is a "vehicle" and a "motor vehicle". I say it isn't. You have no license or registration to show the court. Now prove your case.

    You made slanderous statements that I recklessly endangered other travelers. You called me a public hazard. We are assuming a warrantless arrest was made (California vehicle code 40300 or your state's equivalent), and that the Segway was being peacefully used for personal travel. I demand to confront my accuser. Produce the injured party.

    The judge is honest, and will not accept the "everybody knows" statutes in her court. Now establish jurisdiction.

    Too bad this discussion is slipping over the Slashdot horizon. I would really like an answer better than "because we say so".

  129. When do wheelchairs hit 12 mph? by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

    No wheelchair i've ever heard of can do that speed. So yeah, that's "all" that seperates it.

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  130. Mostly right. by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    You are mostly right. Too bad you were modded down. We agree that driving a motor vehicle is a privilege.

    Everybody get that? We agree that driving a motor vehicle is a privilege.

    But, my point is that I do not claim that my Segway is a "motor vehicle". I assert that it is "personal property".

    Now. How does the state prove otherwise? I have no license. The Segway is not registered as a "vehicle". By what theory of law am I sent to the "pay the man" window?

  131. OK, time for a show of hands by jackjumper · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of those /.ers out there that *have* ridden a Segway, who thinks that they're too dangerous for a sidewalk, given that the following is now allowed:

    - jogging
    - baby strollers
    - jogging with baby strollers :-)

    I've tried one out; I think they would be acceptable on sidewalks. You can't compare them to bicycles, roller blades, skateboards, or scooters. I think anyone that has ridden one would agree that they are completely different.

  132. Don't forget!! by PiwoJasne · · Score: 1

    The police (and other folks) in ATL have decided that they might not be a bad idea either. The cops ordered 6 of them, while other private companies have ordered a few. Check out CNN's take on it here.

  133. not ideal for that .. by Brigadier · · Score: 2



    I dont see the segway being used much out door in a rural environment. I see it being very feasable say in a highrise building say for mail delivery. or say in a very dence urban area. It just woudlnt' make sence in a rural area to say drive to work. unless you work within a mile of home. I would see this also working well in large complex coorperation large warehouses or factories. I used to work at UPS as a child and they had bicycles that could be used to run arrands within the wharehouse. parts of which were over a half a mile long.

  134. what about studed tires. by Brigadier · · Score: 2


    They would be very stable on ice if they used studded tires. i am sure one could make chains removable strap on studs which could be used. then taken off when one is inside. install a set of mud gaurds and you woudl be ready to go

  135. Shrinkage by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
    suppose that may be what kept my BB from having like problems

    If you were riding a bike in temperatures 40 below zero I'm not surprised you call it a "BB."

  136. Sorry, your question contains crackpot assumptions by Nindalf · · Score: 2

    You claimed that the Segway is a "vehicle" and a "motor vehicle". I say it isn't.

    It's simple English. You ride on it, it was built to ride on from place to place, so it's a vehicle. It's driven by a motor, so it's a motor vehicle.

    If you're talking about whether it meets the specialized definition of a motor vehicle in a certain act, that's not what I was arguing. We're talking about whether there's a basis in the common law for regulating this conveyance.

    You made slanderous statements that I recklessly endangered other travelers.

    You're talking about riding an unfamiliar conveyance through an area intended for foot traffic. This is a hazard by default. If you are arrested on these grounds (which I am not stipulating would be necessary for your arrest), you might have a chance with a positive defense that your conveyance does not impose a significant additional risk on other traffic, but a positive defense puts the burden of proof on you.

    You'd lose, anyway, because the destructive potential of a careless Segway rider is greater than that of a careless person walking, by virtue of added mass and the fact that you don't need to exert an unusual effort to accelerate to a hazardous speed.

    We are assuming a warrantless arrest was made (California vehicle code 40300 or your state's equivalent)

    Oh, "we" are? I have been assuming no such thing. Unless you have a very good reason why we must in this case, you're just baselessly insisting on

    If the position is that it's a hazard (again, not stipulating), its use disturbs the peace, just like waving a gun around, even if you don't fire it.

    ...prove your case, Mr. Prosecutor...

    Now, what you're doing here is trying to shift the burden of proof onto me, by putting me into the role of prosecutor. Then you're changing the argument to all of these fine points of specific laws.

    But I'm not the prosecutor, I'm not an accuser, I'm a challenger of your unorthodox claim that the government has no right to regulate Segway traffic, despite the well-known precedents of them successfully regulating any other form of conveyance they please. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. The burden of proof must rest on you.

    And, to be frank, you're being a crackpot. Listen to yourself, your argument is taking the form of: "First put this obvious practical consideration aside, next put that generally-accepted fact aside unless you can prove it to my satisfaction, now you take the general burden of proof against my strange claim..."

    Crackpotism is a terrible habit to fall into. Sensible people learn to ignore you and you end up spending all your time arguing with other crackpots who each put the burden of proof on each other, make noises back and forth, then walk away each feeling that they won the "debate." Knock it off. It's not good for you.

    Now it's true that you put it in the form of a question, but the uncertainty in that question relies on an assumption that references a familiar (utterly crackpot) misconception of legal rigidity. I moved to dismiss the question by attacking that foundation (first, and most importantly, the rigid theory of law deriving strictly from an unbroken chain to ancient laws of other countries does not accurately describe the process by which laws are made or dismissed, regardless of how much tidier this might seem; second, even this ancient principle of the right to use public easement for private travel was never free from restrictions on the mode of transportation, in particular ones against established custom and introducing an additional hazard), and you moved to champion your bizarre structure of assumptions (however incompetently) by demanding I disprove it before we continue.

    I'm not here to prove the conventional wisdom to your satisfaction. Your strange and interesting assumption attracted me to try and throw a monkey wrench into it, and see whether you can produce any support for it. If your response to such an attack, as its only present promoter, is to shift the burden of proof (and thus change your position from "this is true" to "this has not been proven untrue"), it is no longer even an interesting claim, but an undistinguished possibility among infinite possibilities. A waste of time.

    Your unsupported assumptions are no longer even interesting. You certainly shouldn't expect a more direct response just because you complain that you aren't getting an answer that accepts your unsupported assumptions.

    I would really like an answer better than "because we say so".

    When it comes right down to it, all law is ultimately based on, "because we say so," backed up with the threat of violent retribution. Different laws and principles of law are just seperated from this by greater or lesser degrees of derivation. There's a principle that it's better if you can introduce new laws and principles as non-contradictory clarifications of old, established principles, but it's not an absolute requirement that must be followed in an unbroken chain to the country's founding. Last year's precedent is more relevant and valid than one that's two-hundred years old, even if they are contradictory and that means there's a break in the chain of derivation where someone just said, "because I said so," and everybody who mattered eventually went along with it.

    If there was ever any question of whether government has the right to regulate any and all modes of transportation on public paths and roads, it was solved in this manner a long time ago. Whether the government could have done it 200 years ago is a moot point.

    If that's unsatisfying for you, too damn bad. This is real life, not some abstract logic game. Apply some common sense!

  137. Lazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god, your all lazy bastards. This is the most worthless, complete waste of time I have ever seen.

    The fact that any laws are being passed for or against this device is simply insane. Why is my tax money being spent on such crap.

    I can't believe that some of you are even arguing in defense of this piece of junk.

    Thanks,
    jb

  138. Segway in Central Ohio by TheDreamer · · Score: 1

    I see that some doctor in Ohio is arguing against the Segway on sidewalks.

    I don't know why he's doing that...there are no sidewalks in Central Ohio....and even if there are, there is no requirement for them to be cleared when it snows.

    I largely rely on my own two feet to get me around in Central Ohio (I haven't driven since I totaled my car 4.5 years ago). So, I know first hand about the lack of sidewalks and that they are useless during the winter. I have often wondered if a scooter would make my life easier...which is why I've been following the Segway HT story. But, around here, it would have to be approved for operation on the street (but hopefully in the same class as an bicycle -- or electrically assisted bicycle....)

    The Dreamer

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  139. Re:Sorry, your question contains crackpot assumpti by Crusty+Oldman · · Score: 1

    Good stuff! Thanks. I don't mind being called a crackpot, as long as it's done constructively as you have.

    I could have worded my question better. Let's assume a scenario where someone, like hardheaded me, is traveling down the streets and sidewalks of your town on my Segway. A police officer notices and stops me to investigate. It's an amicable confrontation and I am left holding a notice to appear for no license and no registration.

    In court, I confront my accuser, the officer. I question him on his understanding of the term "vehicle" and he replies " You ride on it, it was built to ride on from place to place, so it's a vehicle. It's driven by a motor, so it's a motor vehicle." I ask him to point to that section in the vehicle code. He says it's probably in there somewhere.

    On the basis of that "evidence" I am instructed to go to the cashier's window and cleanse my guilty pockets. The officer thinks it's a vehicle, and he has been on the force for over fifteen years, so he must know what is right.

    Most people would pay the money, and never ride their Segway again. And fly their flag on Sunday and feel lucky to live in a free country. This offends my sense of justice.

    Some points:

    It is a privilege to drive a motor vehicle. Everyone loves this statement, so I am including it, even though I assert that my Segway does not fit the legal definition of "vehicle".

    "[W]hether government has the right to regulate any and all modes of transportation on public paths and roads,..was solved...a long time ago." I'd like the cites supporting your statement.

    Careless operation of a Segway (or anything else, licensed or not) is a public hazard. If someone is injured, the guilty party has none of my sympathy.

    In California, a warrantless arrest, such as the above, under the vehicle code must be made under CVC 40300. Your state probably has a similar code.

    Your statement "the right to use public easement for private travel was never free from restrictions on the mode of transportation, in particular ones against established custom and introducing an additional hazard" is correct, as long as you understand that the supporting cases are based on the extra burden of *commercial* use of the public roads. (It is possible to be private and commercial simultaneously.)

    The burden of proof *should* fall upon the moving party. Far too often it does not. In the case above the prosecution was allowed a free slam-dunk against all the rules this society celebrates. This creates disrespect for the law, and it also creates screwballs like me.

    I think that a municipal code such as "no bicycles, skateboards, Segways, (etc) are allowed to be used on sidewalks, (etc.)..." would be the proper way to regulate the use of Segways, *Not* the improper extension of the state vehicle codes.