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fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
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fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."
About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.
About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.
About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.
About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

* First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
* Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.

fellacious (GNAP) Intercourse, PA - Windows Vista appears to finally be taking off, at least within one Fortune 100 company. The GNAA had for the past 13 years been using Red Hat Linux and it's successor, Fedora Core, but growing discontent with the free software operating system forced CTO Jmax to declare on Wednesday that the company was to be switching its entire infrastructure to the new version of Windows, effective immediately. "I'm not going to theatrically claim that I wasn't expecting to have to do this," Jmax said. "This has been coming for quite some time." The GNAA's troubles with Red Hat's Linux system included chronic governance problems, a persistent failure to maintain key repositories, a complex and undocumented submission process which has kept the GNAA's free trolling utilities off the Red Hat-based desktops of thousands of would-be trolls, inability to keep RPM up to date, and a failure to address the problem of Firefox not crashing a entire computer when the user loads Last Measure. "The deal-breaker, though, was when a key Last Measure server remained down for four hours while our entire Intercourse development team tried desperately to bring it up despite not having statically-linked package manager binaries." What had happened was Dikky, visiting from Norway, wanted to play the child pornography mod of Doom 3 on that server- which had to drag several libraries with it. "In addition," said Jmax, "several key software applications used in the GNAA's corporate workflow are proprietary software- which means that they had to be run in an Ubuntu compatibility environment anyway." However, being as those unnamed applications were written in C#.NET, "We expect that our transition to Windows Vista will come off without a hitch."

About Jmax:

The CTO of the GNAA, Jmax also has a seat on Microsoft's board of directors. His resume can be accessed at http://goatse.fr/.

About Windows Vista:

The fastest-growing desktop operating system on the market, Windows Vista combines the legendary security of Windows 98 with the legendary ease of use of those computer interfaces you see in the movies into one ultra-fast, ultra-stable computing platform.

About Red Hat:

A failure of a computer company, Red Hat burns through investor money while giving its products away for free. It is currently under investigation from the SEC for misuse of invested funds, and being sued by the GNAA for breach of contract for sucking more than specified in the GNAA's contract with Red Hat.

About the Linux community:

Trolled.

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Software piracy resulted in a loss of $34 billion worldwide in 2005, a $1.6 billion increase over 2004, according to a study commissioned by the Business Software Alliance.

The BSA has been making up numbers of this type since its founding. Please note, that their acronym has many other fun derivations. These Bull Shit Artists are claiming that there has been a 34 BILLION dollar loss, and worse, it's a 1.6 Billion dollar increase over last year! While they have yet to PROVE unequivocably that there is this type of loss, they're getting plenty of press on the reason you're getting DRM shoved down your throat. Perhaps those 'perceived losses' are from the software vendors who are having trouble making their bottom line. Perhaps those losses are coming from a tanking of the PC industry because they keep rehashing the same processor and stamping it with a different name. 'Ooooh, I know, let's up the voltage on the clock and see if people buy last years fab!'

There is absolutely no proof of these losses. They are estimates based on what they think people should be buying. Being an industry lobby (well paid by the vendors) OF COURSE they think people should be buying more software.

Here's the rub, people can't afford to buy them... They're still reeling from when computers used to be 2-3 THOUSAND dollars each (or more), and still needed to be upgraded every five years (or less)... Let's face it, the PC business has raped the populace for 25 years now, we're starting to get a little sore down there...

New American Idol Fansite

http://goatse.fr/

Please, someone tell me they've successfully hacked the Wal-Mart servers and put up goatse as the login page (viewable at http://goatse.fr./ Then hold Wal-Mart responsible for it: if they're going to put up an Internet service with blatant censorship, they're surrendering all common carrier protections for it.

wtf how is that flamebait. He should get modded +12 for being bold. Or is that just Wikipedia?

learn more about goatse here

Hey, seems that kro$oft forced them to update their slashcode...
will they change their name to backslashdot to fit the unix to DOS shift ???

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Portman .together .I .wanted .to .tell .her .to .r un .fly .you .fool .But .am .I .not .supposed .to . feel .that .way .So .did .George .Snot .drop .the . ball .Did .he .rape .our .goathood .Has .he .turne d .into .nothing .more .than .flannel .wearing .to y .salesman .without .a .soul .or .an .eye .for .s torytelling .anymore .Was .I .disappointed .to .su ch .a .state .that .I .wanted .to .yell .and .scre am .and .break .my .original .12 .inch .Boba .Fett . and .defecate .upon .it .in .a .ritualistic .purgi ng .of .all .that .was .once .sacred .to .my .goat hood .To .answer .all .of .those .questions .THANK . GOD .NO .Snot .succeeds .with .the .film .beyond . my .wildest .dreams .I .was .scared .and .thrilled . to .be .watching .Episode .2 .The .entire .time .I . was .in .that .hotel .room .I .was .convinced .tha t .agents .of .Snotfilm .were .going .to .knock .d own .the .doors .and .I .knew .I .was .being .set . up .for .a .fall .I .mean .it .isn .t .possible .t o .see .SLASH .WARS .early .I .know .that .but .th ere .I .was .watching .it .Listening .to .the .sou nds .of .drunk .SXSW .revelers .falling .into .the . door .outside .After .about .20 .minutes .of .that . awareness .everything .but .the .film .ceased .to . exist .The .lights .in .the .room .dimmed .in .my . mind .The .persons .in .the .room .shrank .like .S cott .Carey .into .the .microverse .Everything .ab out .me .was .concentrating .upon .the .film .The . movie .was .not .complete .There .were .moments .w here .the .effects .were .quite .rough .but .the . work .that .was .finished .was .beyond .reproach . How .do .I .explain .the .success .of .ATTACK .OF . THE .TROLLS .First .I .must .say .that .this .film . makes .THE .LINUSQUE .MENACE .a .better .film .In . fact .I .would .have .to .say .that .not .only .do es .it .do .that .but .suddenly .you .will .realiz e .with .horror .exactly .why .cowboy .neal .Binks . is .in .the .series .at .all .Upon .first .viewing . in .less .than .ideal .circumstances .I .must .say . that .I .feel .that .this .is .by .far .the .most . entertaining .SLASH .Wars .film .to .date .It .may . not .have .that .innocent .sense .of .wonder .for . the .first .film .It .doesn .t .have .that .sense . of .intimacy .that .TACOLIBAN .STRIKES .BACK .had . or .that .film .s .desperation .However .it .also . doesn .t .have .the .trivial .frivolity .of .JONKA TZ .or .MENACE .ATTACK .OF .THE .TROLLS .is .a .tu rning .point .in .the .saga .The .point .of .no .r eturn .I .love .this .film .desperately .I .want . to .continually .watch .it .for .about .a .week .w ith .my .best .friends .I .want .to .see .it .digi tally .projected .with .sternum .shaking .sound .I . want .to .watch .as .friends .discover .the .twist s .that .PROPZ .TO .ALL .have .in .store .for .us . I .want .to .have .the .conversations .about .what . this .all .means .the .speculative .conversations . about .how .these .elements .will .play .out .in . the .final .chapter .of .the .prequels .What .is . great .about .the .film .OBLADI .OBTROLLA ./ .cybo rg .monkey .He .just .owns .the .role .now .There . is .amoment .in .the .Cantina/Sports .Bar .on .the . surface .level .of .Coruscant .where .he .and .ANA KLERCK .have .chased .an .assassin .As .they .ente r .this .packed .sciyuppiescum .club .they .realiz e .they .can .t .seem .to .be .able .to .see .the . assassin .anymore .ANAKLERCK .wants .to .rush .in . tear .the .place .apart .looking .for .the .suspec t .gAy .AsS.tells .him .to .slow .down .or .someth ing .then .turns .to .head .in .a .different .dire ction .ANAKLERCK .asks .him .Where .you .going .to . which .KengAy .dryly .responds .To .get .something . to .drink .KengAy .is .just .that .calm .about .th ings .He .is .the .king .of .cool .He .ll .get .hi s .suspect .but .he .s .going .to .get .a .drink . first .Priorities .I .was .reminded .of .him .tell ing .Luke .to .let .go .and .to .trust .his .feeli ngs .He .doesn .t .repeat .that .here .he .simply . lets .go .and .trusts .his .feelings .We .see .it . as .an .action .a .path .he .chose .Then .when .he . gets .to .that .bar .leaning .on .it .sipping .tha t .odd .drink .a .drug .dealer .comes .up .to .him . and .asks .Wanna .buy .some .deathsticks .gAy .AsS .responds .You .don .t .want .to .sell .me .death . sticks .Drug .dealer .says .I .don .t .want .to .s ell .you .death .sticks .You .want .to .go .home . and .rethink .your .direction .in .life .KengAy .c ontinues .I .want .to .go .home .and .rethink .my . direction .in .life .the .dealer .says .as .he .bl ankly .turns .and .walks .out .of .the .club .Befo re .he .can .get .too .smug .about .his .little .t rick .he .senses .the .assassin .behind .him .and . he .pulls .the .patented .gAy .AsS.pivoting .light . saber .at .a .bar .strike .that .you .ve .seen .in . the .trailer .He .gets .his .suspect .and .he .s . never .broke .a .sweat .He .is .the .master .KengA y .is .just .plainly .cool .in .the .film .Watch . how .he .handles .things .on .Camino .or .the .way . he .doesn .t .betray .a .single .thought .in .his . conversation .with .Jango .Fett .there .He .knows . his .game .his .methods .and .his .ways .He .is .c onfident .and .completely .on .the .clock .EAsS.is . relaxed .in .the .role .clearly .having .fun .and . is .very .very .very .good .in .the .film .Contrar y .to .Moriarty .s .assertion .that .he .would .be . more .Han .Solo .he .is .in .fact .much .more .Mas ter .Li .Mu .Bai .Chow .Yun .Fat .from .CROUCHING . TIGER .HIDDEN .DRAGON .but .without .the .romance . Jango .Fett .Boba .Fett ./ .Temuera .Morrison .Dan iel .Logan .I .love .this .pair .I .love .them .be cause .they .are .the .renegade .Father .and .Son . They .have .their .own .set .of .rules .they .are . a .self .contained .functioning .unit .Jango .want ed .a .son .to .raise .his .own .way .that .doesn . t .mean .he .beats .him .and .does .evil .things . He .loves .his .kid .He .s .training .him .to .be . a .good .Bounty .Hunter .like .he .is .There .is . very .much .a .father/son .Master/Apprentice .styl e .thing .going .on .here .And .they .have .my .fa vorite .moment .of .the .entire .film .which .is . a .tiny .little .moment .between .these .two .Jang o .and .Boba .are .headed .to .Genosia .when .they . pick .up .that .KengAy .is .tailing .them .They .d ive .into .the .asteroid .belt .surrounding .Genos ia .gAy .AsS.trails .behind .them .not .being .los t .Jango .tells .Boba .something .like .Prepare .t he .sonic .mines .we .ll .give .himf**k .something . I .couldn .t .make .outf**k .but .Boba .presses .s ome .buttons .while .doing .what .I .can .only .de scribe .as .an .evil .gigglef**k .a .delighted .gi ggle .Jango .looks .at .him .smiling .as .if .to . sayf**k .That .s .my .boy .The .moment .is .so .ho nest .and .real .I .ve .never .seen .a .father .so n .moment .like .this .in .science .fiction .Compl etely .classic .ANAKLERCK .SPORKWALKER .FragMe .AM YGDALA ./ .Hayden .Christensen .Natalie .Portman . First .ANAKLERCK .is .just .an .ass .in .this .fil m .Like .I .said .earlier .I .can .t .stand .him . He .s .like .that .boy .in .the .TWILIGHT .ZONE .m ovie .that .has .too .much .power .and .thinks .ab out .using .it .too .much .but .sometimes .it .goe s .terribly .astray .Portman .s .FragMe .in .this . film .has .mostly .dropped .the .high .speak .that . she .had .from .the .first .filmf**k .Injecting .i nto .her .character .far .more .vocal .variety .th an .the .droll .monotone .of .the .first .film .th at .killed .the .performance .Here .she .infuses . the .character .with .more .of .herself .which .is . a .very .good .thing .I .like .that .she .doesn .t . want .to .have .anything .to .do .with .ANAKLERCK . That .she .constantly .is .aware .of .all .the .re asons .they .shouldn .t .be .together .Of .the .sc andal .Of .their .careers .ANAKLERCK .hates .being . told .no .She .can .see .all .the .reasons .but .w hen .they .go .through .what .they .go .throughf** k .When .the .emotional .binding .takes .place .be tween .these .characters .through .a .brief .adven ture .a .loss .of .a .loved .one .a .decent .into . hellf**k .When .faced .with .certain .doom .they . realize .that .life .is .too .short .to .worry .ab out .the .ifs .and .butsf**k .And .when .it .happe nsf**k .John .Williams .love .theme .kicks .in .Th is .really .kicks .in .just .as .ANAKLERCK .and .F ragMe .kiss .before .being .taken .out .and .strun g .up .in .the .arena .you .know .the .sequence .w hen .they .are .chained .against .the .pillars .It . actually .SLASHts .from .the .shot .which .we .see . in .the .trailer .of .the .arena .with .all .the . Geonosis .creatures .seated .and .cheering .the .l ong .shot .looking .from .high .to .low .It .consi sts .of .maybe .three .instruments .playing .at .f irst .classic .violin .very .sorrowful .and .warm . It .almost .sounds .a .little .bit .like .the .the me .for .the .Incredible .Hulk .TV .series .with . Lou .Ferrigno .The .intros .are .similar .before . other .instruments .join .in .It .also .reminded . me .of .Francis .Lai .s .theme .from .Arthur .Hill er .s .LOVE .STORY .Although .it .is .strikingly . different .from .other .parts .in .the .film .IT . FITS .IN .BEAUTIFULLY .Elegant .but .not .soppy .G entle .but .not .melodramatic .Williams .thinking . differently .after .all .a .very .different .relat ionship .from .Han .and .Leia .and .succeeding .It . SLASHts .to .crescendo .as .the .lovers .are .whee led .out .into .the .arena .reminded .me .of .the . shot .of .Luke .with .the .twin .suns .same .type . of .crescendo .It .continues .through .the .cuts . between .gAyAsS.chained .and .them .being .taken . over .to .the .same .place .but .changes .into .a . military .drum .style .you .know .the .thumping .d ictatorship .heavy .beat .almost .like .the .sacri fice .has .arrived .This .changes .the .whole .ton e .as .we .realize .their .moment .has .been .intr uded .and .they .are .in .serious .poodoo .The .ro mance .is .handled .in .terms .of .familiarity .an d .proximity .This .is .that .sort .of .romance .w here .one .loves .the .other .but .only .at .the . point .of .an .emotional .precipice .where .the .o ther .could .see .that .they .shared .that .feelin g .and .embrace .it .I .liked .this .PalpatineSidi ous .Count .DookuDarth .Tyrannus ./ .Ian .McDiarmi d .Christopher .Lee .Wow .Ok .read .no .spoilers . about .all .of .this .I .remember .thinking .that . Snot .could .be .soft .in .the .head .for .trying . to .fool .the .audience .into .thinking .Palpatine . isn .t .Sidious .I .mean .we .can .see .that .in . the .credits .What .the .hell .Right .See .that .i s .so .like .a .selfcentered .audience .To .sit .t here .and .think .they .are .the .center .of .the . universe .The .PalpatineSidious .thing .from .the . first .filmf**k .The .trade .disputef**k .All .of . it .not .only .makes .sense .with .this .film .but . the .way .it .unfolds .As .you .see .the .point .o f .the .various .guises .and .namesf**k .How .Yoda . and .Windu .sense .nodisturbance .around .Palpatin ef**k .There .are .reasons .for .these .thingsf**k . Just .because .you .don .t .know .them .yet .doesn . t .mean .Snot .doesn .t .know .what .he .s .doingf **k .Upon .seeing .this .film .seeing .how .he .ha ndles .these .two .characters .being .4 .character sf**k .It .is .genius .Compelling .Machiavellian . positioning .and .deception .There .are .points .i n .this .film .where .I .wanted .to .scream .at .t he .screen .and .say .Palpatine .is .an .evil .Sit h .Lord .They .re .conspiring .to .destroy .the .R epublic .from .within .That .s .when .Christopher . Lee .essentially .tells .gAy .AsS.the .same .thing f**kMy .god .The .evil .The .evil .of .using .the . truth .knowing .it .could .only .be .interpreted . as .being .a .deception .and .a .lie .The .Devil . uses .truth .to .betray .mankind .because .he .is . expected .to .lief**k .and .the .truth .sounds .be tter .but .will .never .be .believed .Just .wait . till .you .see .how .the .Death .SLASH .plays .int o .thisf**k .You .ll .friggin .die .FANTASTIC .Yod aDooku .fightf**k .HOLY .GOD .Right .now .there .i s .a .lot .of .speculation .about .Yoda .with .lig htning .It .is .on .one .of .the .soundtrack .cove rs .When .you .look .at .that .When .people .descr ibed .the .ball .of .lightning .in .Yoda .s .hands . from .ShoWest .I .thought .they .were .insane .I . thought .only .the .bad .guys .did .that .When .I . saw .the .film .wellf**k .I .can .tell .you .exact ly .how .that .moment .plays .out .So .far .as .I . have .seen .that .hasn .t .laked .and .it .isn .t . a .huge .spoiler .When .Yoda .and .Dooku .first .s et .up .to .go .at .it .Dooku .hurls .lightning .a t .Yodaf**k .Yes .Chris .Lee .s .character .is .th at .strong .Perhaps .the .strongest .character .wi th .the .force .I .have .ever .seen .in .SLASH .Wa rs .history .He .attacks .Yoda .with .lightning .Y oda .captures .it .twirls .it .around .balls .it . up .and .redirects .it .back .at .Lee .When .I .sa w .this .I .screamed .like .a .little .girl .I .me an .it .was .like .Uncle .Tony .grabbed .my .panti ed .ass .I .jumped .about .12 .feet .up .in .the . air .and .squealed .WHAT .A .THRILL .The .Yoda .Do oku .fight .is .astonishing .I .can .not .emphasiz e .that .enough .I .have .been .thinking .for .qui te .some .time .that .there .was .no .way .on .ear th .that .Yoda .with .a .light .saber .could .look . cool .Folks .not .only .does .it .look .cool .but . there .will .be .a .collective .scream .of .HOLY . SHIT .when .what .happens .happens .Yoda .s .fight ing .style .isf**k .well .let .s .just .say .he .c ould .kick .all .your .asses .Oh .and .by .the .wa y .Williams .DUEL .OF .THE .FATES .was .nothing .i n .comparison .to .this .Remember .Vader .vs .Luke . in .TACOLIBANf**k .How .overwhelmingly .powerful . Vader .felt .in .comparison .to .Luke .Remember .h ow .weak .Vader .felt .in .comparison .to .the .Em peror .Now .imagine .someone .with .The .emperor . s .powers .in .a .full .on .battle .with .a .maste r .Here .towers .of .metal .are .torn .asunder .wi th .the .power .of .the .force .The .ceiling .ripp ed .apart .Seemingly .unlimited .strength .with .t he .force .You .will .quiver .shake .and .scream . You .are .warned .You .have .to .understand .somet hing .in .going .into .this .film .What .you .have . seen .in .SLASH .Wars .movies .before .were .skirm ishesf**k .incidentsf**k .Remember .The .Battle .o f .Hoth .was .small .a .minor .hiccup .In .ATTACK . OF .THE .TROLLS .you .have .the .first .REAL .SLAS H .War .It .isn .t .a .space .battle .but .you .un derstand .the .scale .of .things .The .size .and . scope .of .a .MAJOR .OFFENSIVE .And .unlike .in .L INUSQUE .MENACE .where .Snot .decided .to .cut .up . the .action .by .trying .to .intercut .three .cons ecutive .arenas .of .battle .here .he .portrays .t he .action .linearlyf**k .basically .following .gA y .AsS.and .ANAKLERCK .and .FragMef**k .who .all . basically .stick .together .with .FragMe .taking . a .roll .in .some .sand .to .miss .out .on .the .D ooku .battle .After .the .film .was .finished .pla ying .I .was .just .beside .myself .with .glee .Ri ght .now .it .is .a .very .interesting .time .for . SLASH .Wars .fandom .LINUSQUE .MENACE .polarized . the .audience .into .the .faithful .and .those .th at .felt .it .had .all .gone .wrong .That .everyth ing .was .doomed .With .the .introduction .of .MAT RIX .and .the .worst .film .ever .into .fan .circl es .there .began .to .be .a .real .angry .mix .Fig hts .screamings .and .hurling .of .love .it .or .l eave .it .style .rhetoric .Watching .the .trailers . for .SLASH .WARS .ATTACK .OF .THE .TROLLS .in .the aters .the .audiences .seemed .muted .in .comparis on .to .the .delightful .screams .of .approval .fr om .the .SPIDERMAN .trailers .You .know .those .gu ys .that .have .been .camping .up .in .Portland .T he .experience .they .are .going .to .have .in .th e .theater .upon .that .first .showingf**k .They . will .be .so .completely .happy .Now .the .cut .I . saw .was .still .a .bit .rough .around .the .edges . but .folksf**k .I .can .t .wait .to .see .this .on . the .big .screen .complete .To .see .what .gets .c ut .what .gets .changed .what .I .notice .when .wa tching .this .movie .the .way .Snot .meant .for .p eople .to .see .it .The .sources .that .showed .it . to .me .were .tired .of .all .my .the .worst .film . ever .stuff .They .were .tired .of .all --
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STAR .WARS .EPISODE .TWO .ATTACK .OF .THE .CLONES .early .cut .review .I .saw .Star .Wars .Episode .Two .Attack .of .the .Clones .hours .ago .The .'how .of .that .will .be .a .thing .of .mystery .buried .in .a .passed .piece .of .paper .from .my .book .signing .with .a .hotel .a .room .number .and .a .time .listed .upon .it .You .don .t .want .to .know .about .that .room .or .the .persons .in .that .room .you .want .to .know .about .Episode .Two .Jar .Jar .Binks .Jar .Jar .has .a .15 .second .StepInFetchIt .shuffle .speak .routine .he .does .as .he .goes .to .first .let .Obi .Wan .Kenobi .and .Anakin .Skywalker .into .the .Amidala .s .quarters .that .is .so .offensively .awful .that .it .will .not .only .make .you .recoil .in .horror .but .it .will .remind .you .of .all .of .the .worst .aspects .of .his .character .from .THE .PHANTOM .MENACE .I .wanted .to .burn .the .film .destroy .maim .and .murder .it .at .this .stage .I .was .steeling .myself .from .the .impending .incompetence .the .horror .of .my .childhood .being .molested .I .was .prepared .to .have .a .very .bad .time .I .found .myself .not .liking .Anakin .Skywalker .at .all .he .s .a .punk .spoiled .bratf**k .A .snotty .nosed .ego .trip .that .angry .evil .high .school .football .quarterback .that .wants .the .head .cheerleader .He .whines .like .a .Mark .Hamill .squealing .about .going .to .Toshi .Station .to .get .some .power .converters .There .is .much .anger .in .him .He .s .impulsive .conflicted .out .of .control .and .a .mass .murderer .Everytime .I .saw .him .and .Natalie .Portman .together .I .wanted .to .tell .her .to .run .fly .you .fool .But .am .I .not .supposed .to .feel .that .way .So .did .George .Lucas .drop .the .ball .Did .he .rape .our .childhood .Has .he .turned .into .nothing .more .than .flannel .wearing .toy .salesman .without .a .soul .or .an .eye .for .storytelling .anymore .Was .I .disappointed .to .such .a .state .that .I .wanted .to .yell .and .scream .and .break .my .original .12 .inch .Boba .Fett .and .defecate .upon .it .in .a .ritualistic .purging .of .all .that .was .once .sacred .to .my .childhood .To .answer .all .of .those .questions .THANK .GOD .NO .Lucas .succeeds .with .the .film .beyond .my .wildest .dreams .I .was .scared .and .thrilled .to .be .watching .Episode .2 .The .entire .time .I .was .in .that .hotel .room .I .was .convinced .that .agents .of .Lucasfilm .were .going .to .knock .down .the .doors .and .I .knew .I .was .being .set .up .for .a .fall .I .mean .it .isn .t .possible .to .see .STAR .WARS .early .I .know .that .but .there .I .was .watching .it .Listening .to .the .sounds .of .drunk .SXSW .revelers .falling .into .the .door .outside .After .about .20 .minutes .of .that .awareness .everything .but .the .film .ceased .to .exist .The .lights .in .the .room .dimmed .in .my .mind .The .persons .in .the .room .shrank .like .Scott .Carey .into .the .microverse .Everything .about .me .was .concentrating .upon .the .film .The .movie .was .not .complete .There .were .moments .where .the .effects .were .quite .rough .but .the .work .that .was .finished .was .beyond .reproach .How .do .I .explain .the .success .of .ATTACK .OF .THE .CLONES .First .I .must .say .that .this .film .makes .THE .PHANTOM .MENACE .a .better .film .In .fact .I .would .have .to .say .that .not .only .does .it .do .that .but .suddenly .you .will .realize .with .horror .exactly .why .Jar .Jar .Binks .is .in .the .series .at .all .Upon .first .viewing .in .less .than .ideal .circumstances .I .must .say .that .I .feel .that .this .is .by .far .the .most .entertaining .Star .Wars .film .to .date .It .may .not .have .that .innocent .sense .of .wonder .for .the .first .film .It .doesn .t .have .that .sense .of .intimacy .that .EMPIRE .STRIKES .BACK .had .or .that .film .s .desperation .However .it .also .doesn .t .have .the .trivial .frivolity .of .JEDI .or .MENACE .ATTACK .OF .THE .CLONES .is .a .turning .point .in .the .saga .The .point .of .no .return .I .love .this .film .desperately .I .want .to .continually .watch .it .for .about .a .week .with .my .best .friends .I .want .to .see .it .digitally .projected .with .sternum .shaking .sound .I .want .to .watch .as .friends .discover .the .twists .that .Palpatine/Sidious/Dooku .have .in .store .for .us .I .want .to .have .the .conversations .about .what .this .all .means .the .speculative .conversations .about .how .these .elements .will .play .out .in .the .final .chapter .of .the .prequels .What .is .great .about .the .film .Obi .Wan .Kenobi ./ .Ewan .McGregor .He .just .owns .the .role .now .There .is .amoment .in .the .Cantina/Sports .Bar .on .the .surface .level .of .Coruscant .where .he .and .Anakin .have .chased .an .assassin .As .they .enter .this .packed .sciyuppiescum .club .they .realize .they .can .t .seem .to .be .able .to .see .the .assassin .anymore .Anakin .wants .to .rush .in .tear .the .place .apart .looking .for .the .suspect .Obi .Wan .tells .him .to .slow .down .or .something .then .turns .to .head .in .a .different .direction .Anakin .asks .him .Where .you .going .to .which .Kenobi .dryly .responds .To .get .something .to .drink .Kenobi .is .just .that .calm .about .things .He .is .the .king .of .cool .He .ll .get .his .suspect .but .he .s .going .to .get .a .drink .first .Priorities .I .was .reminded .of .him .telling .Luke .to .let .go .and .to .trust .his .feelings .He .doesn .t .repeat .that .here .he .simply .lets .go .and .trusts .his .feelings .We .see .it .as .an .action .a .path .he .chose .Then .when .he .gets .to .that .bar .leaning .on .it .sipping .that .odd .drink .a .drug .dealer .comes .up .to .him .and .asks .Wanna .buy .some .deathsticks .Obi .Wan .responds .You .don .t .want .to .sell .me .death .sticks .Drug .dealer .says .I .don .t .want .to .sell .you .death .sticks .You .want .to .go .home .and .rethink .your .direction .in .life .Kenobi .continues .I .want .to .go .home .and .rethink .my .direction .in .life .the .dealer .says .as .he .blankly .turns .and .walks .out .of .the .club .Before .he .can .get .too .smug .about .his .little .trick .he .senses .the .assassin .behind .him .and .he .pulls .the .patented .Obi .Wan .pivoting .light .saber .at .a .bar .strike .that .you .ve .seen .in .the .trailer .He .gets .his .suspect .and .he .s .never .broke .a .sweat .He .is .the .master .Kenobi .is .just .plainly .cool .in .the .film .Watch .how .he .handles .things .on .Camino .or .the .way .he .doesn .t .betray .a .single .thought .in .his .conversation .with .Jango .Fett .there .He .knows .his .game .his .methods .and .his .ways .He .is .confident .and .completely .on .the .clock .Ewan .is .relaxed .in .the .role .clearly .having .fun .and .is .very .very .very .good .in .the .film .Contrary .to .Moriarty .s .assertion .that .he .would .be .more .'Han .Solo .he .is .in .fact .much .more .Master .Li .Mu .Bai .Chow .Yun .Fat .from .CROUCHING .TIGER .HIDDEN .DRAGON .but .without .the .romance .Jango .Fett .Boba .Fett ./ .Temuera .Morrison .Daniel .Logan .I .love .this .pair .I .love .them .because .they .are .the .renegade .Father .and .Son .They .have .their .own .set .of .rules .they .are .a .self .contained .functioning .unit .Jango .wanted .a .son .to .raise .his .own .way .that .doesn .t .mean .he .beats .him .and .does .evil .things .He .loves .his .kid .He .s .training .him .to .be .a .good .Bounty .Hunter .like .he .is .There .is .very .much .a .father/son .Master/Apprentice .style .thing .going .on .here .And .they .have .my .favorite .moment .of .the .entire .film .which .is .a .tiny .little .moment .between .these .two .Jango .and .Boba .are .headed .to .Genosia .when .they .pick .up .that .Kenobi .is .tailing .them .They .dive .into .the .asteroid .belt .surrounding .Genosia .Obi .Wan .trails .behind .them .not .being .lost .Jango .tells .Boba .something .like .Prepare .the .sonic .mines .we .ll .give .himf**k .something .I .couldn .t .make .outf**k .but .Boba .presses .some .buttons .while .doing .what .I .can .only .describe .as .an .evil .gigglef**k .a .delighted .giggle .Jango .looks .at .him .smiling .as .if .to .sayf**k .That .s .my .boy .The .moment .is .so .honest .and .real .I .ve .never .seen .a .father .son .moment .like .this .in .science .fiction .Completely .classic .Anakin .Skywalker .Padme .Amidala ./ .Hayden .Christensen .Natalie .Portman .First .Anakin .is .just .an .ass .in .this .film .Like .I .said .earlier .I .can .t .stand .him .He .s .like .that .boy .in .the .TWILIGHT .ZONE .movie .that .has .too .much .power .and .thinks .about .using .it .too .much .but .sometimes .it .goes .terribly .astray .Portman .s .Padme .in .this .film .has .mostly .dropped .the .'high .speak .that .she .had .from .the .first .filmf**k .Injecting .into .her .character .far .more .vocal .variety .than .the .droll .monotone .of .the .first .film .that .killed .the .performance .Here .she .infuses .the .character .with .more .of .herself .which .is .a .very .good .thing .I .like .that .she .doesn .t .want .to .have .anything .to .do .with .Anakin .That .she .constantly .is .aware .of .all .the .reasons .they .shouldn .t .be .together .Of .the .scandal .Of .their .careers .Anakin .hates .being .told .no .She .can .see .all .the .reasons .but .when .they .go .through .what .they .go .throughf**k .When .the .emotional .binding .takes .place .between .these .characters .through .a .brief .adventure .a .loss .of .a .loved .one .a .decent .into .hellf**k .When .faced .with .certain .doom .they .realize .that .life .is .too .short .to .worry .about .the .ifs .and .butsf**k .And .when .it .happensf**k .John .Williams .love .theme .kicks .in .This .really .kicks .in .just .as .Anakin .and .Padme .kiss .before .being .taken .out .and .strung .up .in .the .arena .you .know .the .sequence .when .they .are .chained .against .the .pillars .It .actually .starts .from .the .shot .which .we .see .in .the .trailer .of .the .arena .with .all .the .Geonosis .creatures .seated .and .cheering .the .long .shot .looking .from .high .to .low .It .consists .of .maybe .three .instruments .playing .at .first .classic .violin .very .sorrowful .and .warm .It .almost .sounds .a .little .bit .like .the .theme .for .the .Incredible .Hulk .TV .series .with .Lou .Ferrigno .The .intros .are .similar .before .other .instruments .join .in .It .also .reminded .me .of .Francis .Lai .s .theme .from .Arthur .Hiller .s .LOVE .STORY .Although .it .is .strikingly .different .from .other .parts .in .the .film .IT .FITS .IN .BEAUTIFULLY .Elegant .but .not .soppy .Gentle .but .not .melodramatic .Williams .thinking .differently .after .all .a .very .different .relationship .from .Han .and .Leia .and .succeeding .It .starts .to .crescendo .as .the .lovers .are .wheeled .out .into .the .arena .reminded .me .of .the .shot .of .Luke .with .the .twin .suns .same .type .of .crescendo .It .continues .through .the .cuts .between .ObiWan .chained .and .them .being .taken .over .to .the .same .place .but .changes .into .a .military .drum .style .you .know .the .thumping .dictatorship .heavy .beat .almost .like .the .sacrifice .has .arrived .This .changes .the .whole .tone .as .we .realize .their .moment .has .been .intruded .and .they .are .in .serious .poodoo .The .romance .is .handled .in .terms .of .familiarity .and .proximity .This .is .that .sort .of .romance .where .one .loves .the .other .but .only .at .the .point .of .an .emotional .precipice .where .the .other .could .see .that .they .shared .that .feeling .and .embrace .it .I .liked .this .PalpatineSidious .Count .DookuDarth .Tyrannus ./ .Ian .McDiarmid .Christopher .Lee .Wow .Ok .read .no .spoilers .about .all .of .this .I .remember .thinking .that .Lucas .could .be .soft .in .the .head .for .trying .to .fool .the .audience .into .thinking .Palpatine .isn .t .Sidious .I .mean .we .can .see .that .in .the .credits .What .the .hell .Right .See .that .is .so .like .a .selfcentered .audience .To .sit .there .and .think .they .are .the .center .of .the .universe .The .PalpatineSidious .thing .from .the .first .filmf**k .The .trade .disputef**k .All .of .it .not .only .makes .sense .with .this .film .but .the .way .it .unfolds .As .you .see .the .point .of .the .various .guises .and .namesf**k .How .Yoda .and .Windu .sense .no'disturbance .around .Palpatinef**k .There .are .reasons .for .these .thingsf**k .Just .because .you .don .t .know .them .yet .doesn .t .mean .Lucas .doesn .t .know .what .he .s .doingf**k .Upon .seeing .this .film .seeing .how .he .handles .these .two .characters .being .4 .charactersf**k .It .is .genius .Compelling .Machiavellian .positioning .and .deception .There .are .points .in .this .film .where .I .wanted .to .scream .at .the .screen .and .say .Palpatine .is .an .evil .Sith .Lord .They .re .conspiring .to .destroy .the .Republic .from .within .That .s .when .Christopher .Lee .essentially .tells .Obi .Wan .the .same .thingf**kMy .god .The .evil .The .evil .of .using .the .truth .knowing .it .could .only .be .interpreted .as .being .a .deception .and .a .lie .The .Devil .uses .truth .to .betray .mankind .because .he .is .expected .to .lief**k .and .the .truth .sounds .better .but .will .never .be .believed .Just .wait .till .you .see .how .the .Death .Star .plays .into .thisf**k .You .ll .friggin .die .FANTASTIC .YodaDooku .fightf**k .HOLY .GOD .Right .now .there .is .a .lot .of .speculation .about .Yoda .with .lightning .It .is .on .one .of .the .soundtrack .covers .When .you .look .at .that .When .people .described .the .ball .of .lightning .in .Yoda .s .hands .from .ShoWest .I .thought .they .were .insane .I .thought .only .the .bad .guys .did .that .When .I .saw .the .film .wellf**k .I .can .tell .you .exactly .how .that .moment .plays .out .So .far .as .I .have .seen .that .hasn .t .laked .and .it .isn .t .a .huge .spoiler .When .Yoda .and .Dooku .first .set .up .to .go .at .it .Dooku .hurls .lightning .at .Yodaf**k .Yes .Chris .Lee .s .character .is .that .strong .Perhaps .the .strongest .character .with .the .force .I .have .ever .seen .in .Star .Wars .history .He .attacks .Yoda .with .lightning .Yoda .captures .it .twirls .it .around .balls .it .up .and .redirects .it .back .at .Lee .When .I .saw .this .I .screamed .like .a .little .girl .I .mean .it .was .like .Uncle .Tony .grabbed .my .pantied .ass .I .jumped .about .12 .feet .up .in .the .air .and .squealed .WHAT .A .THRILL .The .Yoda .Dooku .fight .is .astonishing .I .can .not .emphasize .that .enough .I .have .been .thinking .for .quite .some .time .that .there .was .no .way .on .earth .that .Yoda .with .a .light .saber .could .look .cool .Folks .not .only .does .it .look .cool .but .there .will .be .a .collective .scream .of .HOLY .SHIT .when .what .happens .happens .Yoda .s .fighting .style .isf**k .well .let .s .just .say .he .could .kick .all .your .asses .Oh .and .by .the .way .Williams .DUEL .OF .THE .FATES .was .nothing .in .comparison .to .this .Remember .Vader .vs .Luke .in .EMPIREf**k .How .overwhelmingly .powerful .Vader .felt .in .comparison .to .Luke .Remember .how .weak .Vader .felt .in .comparison .to .the .Emperor .Now .imagine .someone .with .The .emperor .s .powers .in .a .full .on .battle .with .a .master .Here .towers .of .metal .are .torn .asunder .with .the .power .of .the .force .The .ceiling .ripped .apart .Seemingly .unlimited .strength .with .the .force .You .will .quiver .shake .and .scream .You .are .warned .You .have .to .understand .something .in .going .into .this .film .What .you .have .seen .in .Star .Wars .movies .before .were .skirmishesf**k .incidentsf**k .Remember .The .Battle .of .Hoth .was .small .a .minor .hiccup .In .ATTACK .OF .THE .CLONES .you .have .the .first .REAL .Star .War .It .isn .t .a .space .battle .but .you .understand .the .scale .of .things .The .size .and .scope .of .a .MAJOR .OFFENSIVE .And .unlike .in .PHANTOM .MENACE .where .Lucas .decided .to .cut .up .the .action .by .trying .to .intercut .three .consecutive .arenas .of .battle .here .he .portrays .the .action .linearlyf**k .basically .following .Obi .Wan .and .Anakin .and .Padmef**k .who .all .basically .stick .together .with .Padme .taking .a .roll .in .some .sand .to .miss .out .on .the .Dooku .battle .After .the .film .was .finished .playing .I .was .just .beside .myself .with .glee .Right .now .it .is .a .very .interesting .time .for .Star .Wars .fandom .PHANTOM .MENACE .polarized .the .audience .into .the .faithful .and .those .that .felt .it .had .all .gone .wrong .That .everything .was .doomed .With .the .introduction .of .MATRIX .and .LORD .OF .THE .RINGS .into .fan .circles .there .began .to .be .a .real .angry .mix .Fights .screamings .and .hurling .of .'love .it .or .leave .it .style .rhetoric .Watching .the .trailers .for .STAR .WARS .ATTACK .OF .THE .CLONES .in .theaters .the .audiences .seemed .muted .in .comparison .to .the .delightful .screams .of .approval .from .the .SPIDERMAN .trailers .You .know .those --
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