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Re:STFU, eKRAUTWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:STFU, eKRAUTWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
"Is this a joke?" No. YOUR MOM is a JOKE! LOLL!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
"Is this a joke?" No. YOUR MOM is a JOKE! LOLL!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Logged-in users aren't forced to preview their comWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Logged-in users aren't forced to preview their comWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
I dedicate this first post to
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Lucky for you, DOG is your CO PROCESSOR!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Lucky for you, DOG is your CO PROCESSOR!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Something ELSE to consider on the issue:Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Something ELSE to consider on the issue:Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:You know...Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:You know...Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
..a.nd that's not ALL that is FLYING!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
..a.nd that's not ALL that is FLYING!!Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:*BSD is ready for bin supportWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:*BSD is ready for bin supportWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:I can even do this.Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:I can even do this.Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:Why?Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:Why?Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:more info on the BBCWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:more info on the BBCWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Sniffing out ASS PUSSYWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Sniffing out ASS PUSSYWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:This is a total dead end.Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we
founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all
the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're
stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Re:This is a total dead end.Would you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we
founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all
the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're
stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Revising the internet trolling paradigmWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all
the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're
stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Revising the internet trolling paradigmWould you like to read more trolls in your spare time? Sure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all
the ORIGINAL trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy?
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're
stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Do you want to read more trolls in your spare timeSure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the trolling trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
Do you want to read more trolls in your spare timeSure, we all do. That's why we founded goatse info, where YOU get to rub elbows with all the trolling trolling greats!
Would YOU like to:
Trade segregation stories with Strom Thurmond ?
Share stalking tips with Marko?
Laugh at the preteen antics of Unterderbrucke?
Keep up to date with the latest Perl stylings of Sexual Asspussy
Then come on down to Goatse Info. Where we're stretching the limits of crap flooding! -
YOU CONTRACT?
Can you please troll these people, and demonstrate to them what a REAL TROLL is? Thanks! =-)
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Years 10 of Goatse.cx!
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PERL6 IS A MISTAKE!!!!!I've been using perl pretty much constantly since the Pink Camel, and believe me, Perl 5 is an extremely good language for quick scripting things. That's what it was designed for. Sure, you can do big projects in it, but it's not exactly ideal. Recently I've started using Ruby as well, and I intend to move my department over to it instead of wasting time with Perl 6.
One of the goals of Perl 6 is to make non-trivial projects possible. That's good. The way it's being done is bad. Perl was once a lightweight, extremely flexible language. Now it's become a huge ugly monster. People wanted OO, so a nasty hack was bolted on top to allow some semblance of it. Now this nasty hack is being expanded. Sure, the code's different, but the basic form is the same. Kludge upon kludge upon kludge; I'd much rather have a nice, clean, pure language (and not one with loads of irritating whitespace thank you very much).
The same goes for the syntax. All the switching between $, @ and % is really irritating (ask a newbie how to get at the length of the keys array of a hash inside a hash, for example), and the changes proposed for 6 are just making this worse -- it seems that Larry, in his infinite wisdom, wants to prefix every data type with a different hard-to-type character. Perl was only designed for the three data types, and adding more is a mess.
Perl 6 is a complete rewrite, but it keeps all the mess which has accumulated over the previous versions. This is not good. Sure, my const int $var = 27; may look neat (in the same way that, say, Pascal does), but $var isn't entirely constant, or entirely an integer, it's just a hack which makes it sort of behave like one. The whole thing is an exercise in pseudo-computer science masturbation with little real purpose except to please the managers who dislike the one thing that makes Perl special.
On a similar note is regexes. I'm an avid fan of regular expressions simply because a nondeterministic finite automata is far more flexible than linear code. However, Larry must have been smoking that cheap $2 crack when he wrote this. Does he want Perl 6 to be flex or something?
I won't be going on to use 6. It's a nice idea, but it's completely unnecessary. It won't make large projects any easier to manage (the language is still, at heart, an almighty hack -- an impressive one, but still a hack). It won't make OO any cleaner. It won't make development any faster. To put it bluntly, Perl scripts will still look less beautiful than our friend Mr Goatse. I'd prefer to use a language which has always been pure synthesis of science and engineering, not some half-baked imposter .
Perl 6 will be nice, but I'm guessing it will be the end of Perl. It can't do what it wants to do whilst still being based upon a nasty mess. There are now other options, which provide all of Perl's power and none of the mess. Sorry, but *BSD^H^H^H^H Perl is dying. Larry is buggering it up the ass without lubricants, just like Shoeboy is doing to Larry's daughter.
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I HAVE ENORMOUS MAN TITTIES
I wake up.
I wake up, and my finger smells like poop and I wonder,
Why?
It's 9am, and I baffled at my middle finger, covered in
dried up rectal mucus, dank and tangy to my nostrils.
Feces covered finger, where art thou been whilst I be gone in my
unconscious travels?
What wonderful places have you discovered, my dearest, longest finger?
Surely, you must have probed into places far from the reach of
civilization's contemptive touch? Places of primitive beauty, places
of unkempt placitude...
Finger, let us speak of better times, for our paths have met like
destined, and destined they are to diverge. Speak of your journeys
and conquest, O Finger, and inspire us all....
And The Finger spoketh. The Finger spoke of its tireless journey
to the center of the human soul, to find the hidden treasure that
lie before only the strong of will and heart. Endlessly, Finger
sailed seas of diarrhea and scaled cliffs of constipation. For
several fortnight, the Finger had battled it's way into the
center of mankind. And on the ninth day of several fortnights,
the Finger had reached the core.
And found nothing.
And yet, the Finger came away with the most valuable treasure
of all.
You see, spoketh Finger, many fingers have come and gone. In
and out they went down to seek the treasure in the center
of the human soul. But they looked so hard, they did, that they
missed the treasure that lie before their very eyes. Lo and
behold, the treasure be in the quest itself; the joy of
adventure cannot be found in places of darkness, but in the
journey of light itself.
We had our laughs, then bid adieu, and merrily went our separate
ways. But he shared his treasure, that Finger did, only for me
to share with you. -
PROPZ TO TEH DYING GOATSE.INFO
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Update on Slashdot Censorship.version 1.4.1, (last updated 12th October 2002)
Note to moderators : Do not moderate this post down, if you do then you support the editors stance on censorship and you support the end of free speech and support evil organisations like Microsoft, RIAA, MPAA and laws like the CBTBA and DMCA. Moderating this post will only waste mod points, and will not work!
Slashdot is using censorship! It is trying to eridicate free and open discussion like we know slashdot to be, it has the following RESTRICTIONS in place to Censor you
They claim they don't, but they do, wonder why their are so many trolls, crapflooders and lamers on slashdot, because they are fighting for their rights! Slashdot is trying to silence the trolls. Remove the filters, the trolls get bored, and slashdot will be troll free!
- Lameness filters (It blocks a lot of legitmate posts)
- Unnessary posting delays. Hasnt taco learned to touch type? A lot of posts are typed in less than 20 seconds and it is a ANNOYING DELAY! 2 minute ban? Come on, so some are faster then others, big deal, some people have more to say than others
- Broken moderation system, The whole point is to sort the gems from the crap, yet a lot of posts designed to make a LIVELY DISCUSSION are MODERATED as flamebait! Come on, not everyone likes X, but just because some one bashes it dosent mean its Flamebait. Flame bait is more useful for DIRECT INSULTS and not legitmate discussions.
The "troll" moderation reason is fragmented and broken, why? Because they are trying to use an obsolete usenet term on a realtime discussion, "trolls" can cover a huge blanket of ideas.
- Crapfloods, a meaningless flood of random letters or text, which the lameness filter does a crappy job at trying to stop, besides trolls have written tools using the opensource slashcode to generate crapfloods which bypass the filter
- Links to offensive websites, the most common one is known a http://www.goatse.cx, a awful site which shows a bleeding anus being stretched on the front page. Trolls sneak these links in by posting messages that look legitimate, but infact are sneaky redirects to the site. Common examples include rd.yahoo.com, www.linux-kernel.tk, goatsex.cjb.net, and googles "Im feeling lucky".
- Trying to break slashdot, this is actually a good thing, as it helps test slashdot for bugs. Famous examples include the goatse.cx javascript pop-up, the pagewidening post and the browser crashing post!
Subnet banning, this bans a user unless they email jamie macarthy with their mp5ed ipids. This is unfair, and banning a subnet BLOCKS A WHOLE ISP SOMETIMES, and not that individual user! This can cause chaos! But real trolls use annoymous proxys to get around this so THIS JUST BANS LEGITMATE USERS! Also, they are trying to censor some anoymous proxies, by claiming you cannot post to this page. so this yet more DISCRIMINATION! If you try and post before the ban is over it gets extended.
Pink page of Death, This censors people who use legitmate proxys or firewalls. It also blocks serivces like CgiProxy and filters like t'inator and babelfish.
The Bitchslap! An unethical punishment which is applied to moderators who fight censorship against this site!
Form Keys, These are pointless, why do they even exist?
Unlimited Mod Points for editors, which allows them to dictate what is said on slashdot by moderating down all who disagree.
Zoo blacklisting, a new form of censorship being tested by editors.
Blocking Out text browser users. With its new verification system, text browser users can't sign up for an account. This is bad for acessabillty. They Should At least put the verification code in the alt text
But, the issue that concerens us the most, is the COMMENT QUOTA. A discrimatory system that stiffles discussion, cripples the community and will ultimateley destroy slashdot unless it is removed! Annoymous cowards are allowed only 10 posts a day! This is unethical! Users with negative karma only get two! That is DISCRIMINATION! How would you like to only be able to speak once a day, just because of the color of your skin. That would be racism, and slashdot is discrimitating on people just because of a negative number in a database! BOYCOTT SLASHDOT! LET THEM DIE!
We wan't these stupid useless restrictions REMOVED! This comment will be posted again and again until it does!
Inportant imformation for users
Boycott slashdot, they are pissing over their community, they are becoming like the RIAA and MICROSOFT! Do NOT TOLERATE THIS SHIT! Here are some real news for nerds sites. We don't need slashdot it is nothing but crap!
Google news
Fark.com Like Slashdot, only better
MSNBC
BBC NEWS
News.com
Linux online
Linux daily news network
Weird news from dailyrotten.com
Goatse.info, news for trolls, they are real people too!
CNN.com
New york times (free registration required)
LINUX.com
News forge
K5
Mandrake forum
Toms hardware
The register
Kde dot news
The linux kernel Archives
Adequecy
Xfree86.org
There are hundreds more, But this is where slashdot STEALS THE MAJORITY OF its "news" from.
Proxy sites
Anti proxy
Jmarshalls Cgiproxy,which has been pink paged!
Safe Proxy
Infamous Trolls
Wipo Troll
Klerck
Punish them, here are their emails, spam them, flame them goatse them!
Rob malda
Jamie Macarthy
ChrisD
Hemos
Micheal
Pudge
The others ones apperantly dont have an e-mail, probably because ROB MALDA IS PRETENDING HE IS JOHN KATZ.
Thank you for reading this, please feel free to repost this information, please reply to add your comments, fight slashdot and its CENSORSHIP - Lameness filters (It blocks a lot of legitmate posts)
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Important information.version 1.4, (last updated 12th October 2002) Note to moderators : Do not moderate this post down, if you do then you support the editors stance on censorship and you support the end of free speech and support evil organisations like Microsoft, RIAA, MPAA and laws like the CBTBA and DMCA. Moderating this post will only waste mod points, and will not work! Slashdot is using censorship! It is trying to eridicate free and open discussion like we know slashdot to be, it has the following RESTRICTIONS in place to Censor you They claim they don't, but they do, wonder why their are so many trolls, crapflooders and lamers on slashdot, because they are fighting for their rights! Slashdot is trying to silence the trolls. Remove the filters, the trolls get bored, and slashdot will be troll free!
- Lameness filters (It blocks a lot of legitmate posts)
- Unnessary posting delays. Hasnt taco learned to touch type? A lot of posts are typed in less than 20 seconds and it is a ANNOYING DELAY! 2 minute ban? Come on, so some are faster then others, big deal, some people have more to say than others
- Broken moderation system, The whole point is to sort the gems from the crap, yet a lot of posts designed to make a LIVELY DISCUSSION are MODERATED as flamebait! Come on, not everyone likes X, but just because some one bashes it dosent mean its Flamebait. Flame bait is more useful for DIRECT INSULTS and not legitmate discussions.
- Crapfloods, a meaningless flood of random letters or text, which the lameness filter does a crappy job at trying to stop, besides trolls have written tools using the opensource slashcode to generate crapfloods which bypass the filter
- Links to offensive websites, the most common one is known a http://www.goatse.cx, a awful site which shows a bleeding anus being stretched on the front page. Trolls sneak these links in by posting messages that look legitimate, but infact are sneaky redirects to the site. Common examples include rd.yahoo.com, www.linux-kernel.tk, goatsex.cjb.net, and googles "Im feeling lucky".
- Trying to break slashdot, this is actually a good thing, as it helps test slashdot for bugs. Famous examples include the goatse.cx javascript pop-up, the pagewidening post and the browser crashing post!
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Obligatory goatse.cx link
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Perl6 is a mistakeI've been using perl pretty much constantly since the Pink Camel, and believe me, Perl 5 is an extremely good language for quick scripting things. That's what it was designed for. Sure, you can do big projects in it, but it's not exactly ideal. Recently I've started using Ruby as well, and I intend to move my department over to it instead of wasting time with Perl 6.
One of the goals of Perl 6 is to make non-trivial projects possible. That's good. The way it's being done is bad. Perl was once a lightweight, extremely flexible language. Now it's become a huge ugly monster. People wanted OO, so a nasty hack was bolted on top to allow some semblance of it. Now this nasty hack is being expanded. Sure, the code's different, but the basic form is the same. Kludge upon kludge upon kludge; I'd much rather have a nice, clean, pure language (and not one with loads of irritating whitespace thank you very much).
The same goes for the syntax. All the switching between $, @ and % is really irritating (ask a newbie how to get at the length of the keys array of a hash inside a hash, for example), and the changes proposed for 6 are just making this worse -- it seems that Larry, in his infinite wisdom, wants to prefix every data type with a different hard-to-type character. Perl was only designed for the three data types, and adding more is a mess.
Perl 6 is a complete rewrite, but it keeps all the mess which has accumulated over the previous versions. This is not good. Sure, my const int $var = 27; may look neat (in the same way that, say, Pascal does), but $var isn't entirely constant, or entirely an integer, it's just a hack which makes it sort of behave like one. The whole thing is an exercise in pseudo-computer science masturbation with little real purpose except to please the managers who dislike the one thing that makes Perl special.
On a similar note is regexes. I'm an avid fan of regular expressions simply because a nondeterministic finite automata is far more flexible than linear code. However, Larry must have been smoking that cheap $2 crack when he wrote this. Does he want Perl 6 to be flex or something?
I won't be going on to use 6. It's a nice idea, but it's completely unnecessary. It won't make large projects any easier to manage (the language is still, at heart, an almighty hack -- an impressive one, but still a hack). It won't make OO any cleaner. It won't make development any faster. To put it bluntly, Perl scripts will still look less beautiful than our friend Mr Goatse. I'd prefer to use a language which has always been pure synthesis of science and engineering, not some half-baked imposter.
Perl 6 will be nice, but I'm guessing it will be the end of Perl. It can't do what it wants to do whilst still being based upon a nasty mess. There are now other options, which provide all of Perl's power and none of the mess. Sorry, but *BSD^H^H^H^H Perl is dying. Larry is buggering it up the ass without lubricants, just like Shoeboy is doing to Larry's daughter.
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Perl 6 is a mistakeI've been using perl pretty much constantly since the Pink Camel, and believe me, Perl 5 is an extremely good language for quick scripting things. That's what it was designed for. Sure, you can do big projects in it, but it's not exactly ideal. Recently I've started using Ruby as well, and I intend to move my department over to it instead of wasting time with Perl 6.
One of the goals of Perl 6 is to make non-trivial projects possible. That's good. The way it's being done is bad. Perl was once a lightweight, extremely flexible language. Now it's become a huge ugly monster. People wanted OO, so a nasty hack was bolted on top to allow some semblance of it. Now this nasty hack is being expanded. Sure, the code's different, but the basic form is the same. Kludge upon kludge upon kludge; I'd much rather have a nice, clean, pure language (and not one with loads of irritating whitespace thank you very much).
The same goes for the syntax. All the switching between $, @ and % is really irritating (ask a newbie how to get at the length of the keys array of a hash inside a hash, for example), and the changes proposed for 6 are just making this worse -- it seems that Larry, in his infinite wisdom, wants to prefix every data type with a different hard-to-type character. Perl was only designed for the three data types, and adding more is a mess.
Perl 6 is a complete rewrite, but it keeps all the mess which has accumulated over the previous versions. This is not good. Sure, my const int $var = 27; may look neat (in the same way that, say, Pascal does), but $var isn't entirely constant, or entirely an integer, it's just a hack which makes it sort of behave like one. The whole thing is an exercise in pseudo-computer science masturbation with little real purpose except to please the managers who dislike the one thing that makes Perl special.
On a similar note is regexes. I'm an avid fan of regular expressions simply because a nondeterministic finite automata is far more flexible than linear code. However, Larry must have been smoking that cheap $2 crack when he wrote this. Does he want Perl 6 to be flex or something?
I won't be going on to use 6. It's a nice idea, but it's completely unnecessary. It won't make large projects any easier to manage (the language is still, at heart, an almighty hack -- an impressive one, but still a hack). It won't make OO any cleaner. It won't make development any faster. To put it bluntly, Perl scripts will still look less beautiful than our friend Mr Goatse. I'd prefer to use a language which has always been pure synthesis of science and engineering, not some half-baked imposter.
Perl 6 will be nice, but I'm guessing it will be the end of Perl. It can't do what it wants to do whilst still being based upon a nasty mess. There are now other options, which provide all of Perl's power and none of the mess. Sorry, but *BSD^H^H^H^H Perl is dying. Larry is buggering it up the ass without lubricants, just like Shoeboy is doing to Larry's daughter.
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