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The Perl Journal On The Ropes

rochlin writes "Looks like The Perl Journal might not make it up for air after all. This blurb is on their website. 'Time is running short and we need your help if The Perl Journal is to get another chance at being the real deal. As of a couple of minutes ago, we only have 881 subscriptions and the deadline is fast approaching. Please subscribe now. It only costs 3 cents per day to get the best Perl coverage anywhere.'" They need 3,000 subscribers to move forward.

164 comments

  1. 3 cents per day? by Prince_Ali · · Score: 5, Funny

    That is pretty cheap, but I don't need 30 3 cent charges on my credit card every month.

    1. Re:3 cents per day? by criquet · · Score: 1

      damn! nice. my billing cicle is 25 days, bastards. i gotta get a new card.

  2. Just Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sorry for the doom and gloom, but Perl.com has pretty much nailed down the business of keeping Perl users up to date with news and events. There doesn't appear to be a need for the Perl Journal anymore, and no one is going to subscribe with real cash after the debacles of the past couple of years.

    1. Re:Just Die Already by Golias · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not to mention perl.org and a dozen other free sites which provide more perl info than any one person is likely to get around to reading. Why would I spend a dime on a journal of Stuff I Can Read Elsewhere For Free?

      In fact, the massive amount of free documentation and information is one of the factors that drew a lot of people to Perl in the first place. You too can be YAPH without ever buying a single publication. (Okay, maybe the Camel Book is a nice jump-start, but it's amazing how much you can accomplish with just that and web resources.)

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    2. Re:Just Die Already by zrodney · · Score: 1

      I think that goes for most things these days
      especially computer related stuff.

      You can get all the scoop on apache, mysql,
      even advanced network design with vpns and ipsec
      all from google searches. Just a few years ago,
      this sort of info would only be available through
      textbooks, vendor manual, and trade publications.

    3. Re:Just Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i like reading something out of the office/home, and a 'zine fits nicely into my bag (opposed to a thicker book).

      but i wont subscribe b/c i'm tired of getting burnt by tpj - i've had a subscription before, but it keeps disappearing into other zines and the dying-not dying phases.

    4. Re:Just Die Already by doghouse41 · · Score: 1

      I subscribed to almost all of the issues of the Perl Journal. While it is true that up to date news about Perl can be found on Perl.com, this is not necessarily the market that TPJ was addressing.

      The value of TPJ was that you could read it offline (even with other people in a room with no computers present!) There were many interesting and detailed articles about Perl, and many serendipitous discoveries to be made. My reaction to many of these was included:-

      - That's a cool thing to do in Perl - That makes me feel better about pushing it to my employer.

      - That's an interesting way to write something in Perl, maybe I'll try that.

      - That's an interesting sounding new module, I could use that in my job for....

      - Is that really a Perl program? (for the terminally obfuscated).

      I like having a dead tree-thing around to read in the bath and put on my bookhelves. YMMV.

    5. Re:Just Die Already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice for the bathroom reader that doesn't have a laptop handy ....

  3. I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by qurob · · Score: 2, Informative


    It's not the fact that they stopped publishing it, but how they treated the subscribers.

    Anyone else get fscked out of a year or two of BYTE?

    For more on the story, click here

    1. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      yea, right. Last time I paid for my Perl journal subscription, they got sold to earthweb, took my money and refused to send a magazine, refused to return calls, refused to return email. Why should I re-subscribe to a magazine thats till owes me a years subscription?

    2. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got f*cked by both Btye and Perl Journal. Both of them took the money and ran. Screw the thieves.

    3. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yet, this is "offtopic"

      I got screwed also! Magazine companies are like ENRON only smaller!!!

    4. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, they offered me some subscription to some lame Windows magazine, I stuck their card in an envelope and wrote them a letter demanding a refund instead.

      I'm still waiting, CMP, if you are reading this. :)

      Although, BYTE had been degenerating into a Java and buzzword circle jerk, with few interesting articles.

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    5. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BYTE was a great magazine. Any PC magazine that can make me skip over a computer-related article because it's too technical for me is definitely doing something right.

      Too bad there's nothing else out there to replace it. All of ZD's and CNET's stuff is absolute garbage. (I DO have a personal vendetta against ZDNET for destroying SoftSeek but that isn't what drives my opinion of ZD magazines since they aren't related anymore.)

    6. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      1.) Sell Perl Journal Subscriptions
      2.) ?????
      3.) Profit!

      No, seriously, I can't blame you. "It's not much money" arguements don't hold water with me, they add up too quick.

      ~wx

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    7. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, the early Byte magazines were beautiful! I still have a few in storage. It was more about computing and the uses of computers and less about product reviews and inane commentary.

    8. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by LinuxOnEveryDesktop · · Score: 1

      Same here. When CMP bought BYTE, they killed it off (in the paper form), while owing me about a year's subscription. They then had the audacity to offer a year of Windows Magazine instead. I declined (I don't use that software). They owe me a whole year of BYTE, that was I think about $60. I would have subscribed to the Perl Journal, but NOT with CMP. They are not trustworthy.

    9. Re:I've been at odds with CMP ever since BYTE by Centinel · · Score: 1

      didn't they used to publish "Compute!" as well?

  4. $12 a year by LeapingGnomeArs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm, $12 a year, same price as a subscription to Wired. Now I wonder, which will you get more info from that will actually help you in your job? (hint: the journal)

    1. Re:$12 a year by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Not much of a comparison. Wired publishes their entire magazine online for free. Not sure what the reasoning is behind that move, but they're still alive for now anyways.

    2. Re:$12 a year by LeapingGnomeArs · · Score: 1

      Good point, I'm not sure why Wired does that either. I know a couple of years ago, they did not publish the magazine articles on the web until it had been on the newstands for a few weeks, not sure if that is still the case.

    3. Re:$12 a year by naChoZ · · Score: 1

      Especially considering that in an issue of Wired, you have to flip through at least 75+ pages of ads before you even THINK about getting to an article which contains product placements...

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    4. Re:$12 a year by Jobe_br · · Score: 2

      Which made a subscription worth about zero, as I usually didn't get the issue in the mail until a weak or more after it had hit the newsstands. Don't know if that was happening to anyone else, but I always felt that was a bit of a ripoff.

      Cheers.

    5. Re:$12 a year by e2d2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hmm, $12 a year, same price as a subscription to Wired. Now I wonder, which will you get more info from that will actually help you in your job? (hint: the journal)

      Yeah, But which one can you KILL a man with because of all the advertisements? (hint:wired)

    6. Re:$12 a year by Jester99 · · Score: 2

      O Yea? But which one faithfully has coverage of Burning Man?

    7. Re:$12 a year by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      Having the dead tree version gives you those collectible Absolut images on the back cover. Might be kind of cool to rip the back cover off each issue and frame them and hang them around the game room in a house. Or use it as wallpaper for the "man's bathroom".

  5. Perl Monks! by Mithrander · · Score: 5, Informative

    Who needs Perl Journal when there's Perl Monks? Great resource!

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  6. I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscription by CresentCityRon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I really enjoyed the orginial rag. I have all the issues and they are fun to flip through even today.

    I have a problem with my original subscription just vanishing in the middle like it did. Normally you would get some crap alternate magazine when your magazine hits the dirt. But instead I get the offer of yet another subscription that could fizz out.

    I think I'll wait and buy the back issues. At least I know they'exist.

  7. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are all the people willing to help the PASCAL, Oberon, JAVA etc groups? Shit, if it doesn't fly, please stop throwing it into the air.

  8. How could it work? by ageitgey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From the website:

    Well, sort of. We need your help. TPJ is totally reader supported. To provide TPJ to you, we need 3,000 subscribers. Bean counters and suits being what they are, our bosses won't let us publish the e-zine if we don't have enough subscribers. It's as simple as that.

    3,000 readers * $12.00 subscription = $36,000 yearly income before taxes and bandwidth costs.

    How could they survive on that? You couldn't even pay one decent perl programmer to write articles. Who is paying all the "bean counters and suits"?

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    1. Re:How could it work? by CopperDream · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Advertising

    2. Re:How could it work? by mustangdavis · · Score: 1
      3,000 readers * $12.00 subscription = $36,000 yearly income before taxes and bandwidth costs.
      Bandwidth costs = $100/mo (RackShack.net) * 12 = $1,200
      $36,000 - $1,200 = $34,400

      $34,400 * .75 (approx what is left after taxes) = $25,800

      That is more than enough for any unemployed Perl programmer :)

      It is better than working at McDonalds!!

      Oh, and the suits, they aren't real ... :)

    3. Re:How could it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why pay for GimpPro for Windows when you can download Gimp for Windows (http://www.gimp.org/~tml/gimp/win32/) for free?

  9. maybe expand coverage to Ruby and Python by raistlinthegreat · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Python and Ruby are becoming more and more popular. especially Ruby has many fans who came
    from a Perl background.
    maybe "The Perl Journal" should be a "Ruby, Perl, Python" Journal.

    1. Re:maybe expand coverage to Ruby and Python by Masem · · Score: 3, Insightful
      To some extent, I'd agree with this, or at least expanding the idea of a magazine to cater to the cross-platform scripting language, which includes, but not limited to, perl, python, tcl, ruby, and so forth. All the major non-scripting programming languages have significant journal support, but typically these languages are limited to sys admin magazines (I've seen a lot of scripting basics appearing in tLinuxJ/LinuxMag; heck, wasn't TPJ part of SysOp mag at some point?). More so, nearly all of these languages work with HTTP/CGI, XML, and other newer technology, so there is certainly some commonality amoung them.

      Heck, add some sh/bash programming into that as well. Those aren't just for sysops anymore!

      I'd even include adding language toolkits like PHP that are still scripting languages but for a specific application (in this case, web delivery)

      Of course, I'm sure there are those that only want to read about perl, or only about python, etc. Of course, some magazines that proport to be just about a certain language typcially get a lot of sidetracks in them as well (for example, the C/C++ UJ often has an issue on Windows programming about once every 6 months, which gives no benefit if you aren't doing Windows programming). I'd argue that you provide columns on those and then give some good general columns (such as writing consistant UIs across platforms, securing scripts, using new techs & TLAs in these languages) and you'd have a pretty damn tight magazine. Call it "The Scripting Journal".

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    2. Re:maybe expand coverage to Ruby and Python by eddy+the+lip · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'd like a perl only magazine - I used haunt the local comp bookstore everytime I knew a new TPJ was coming out. I like dead-tree publications, and I honestly don't understand the "why pay for something I can get free online" crowd for the whole list of usual reasons.

      But, I'm not signing up for TPJ this time around. Why?

      1. the way it suddenly vanished last time, to be replaced by SysAdmin subs. I've picked up a couple issues of SysAdmin, and it never had enough that was relevant to me.
      2. I respect everything Jon Orwant has done to keep TPJ alive, but the light descriptions I've heard of the new TPJ just doesn't sound like the publication it used to be.
      3. (much to my chagrin), I'm not doing much perl work lately, which means it would be in the strictly recreational category for me. If I had time for recreational programming these days, that would be great. I don't.

      Strangely enough, for these reasons (especially the last one), I probably would subscribe to "The Scripting Journal." It would have some perl in it it give me that warm fuzzy feeling, and enough other stuff that I do currently work with daily to allow me to justify the time. I enjoy scripting languages, so something like that would be a nice combination of work and play. I fear it's never to be, though, and that I'm stuck with online-only publications.

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    3. Re:maybe expand coverage to Ruby and Python by dpt · · Score: 1

      I don't think that this would be enough to "save" the Journal. Compared to Perl, the Python user base is pretty small, and Ruby's is tiny.

      The real question is, "Is it *worth* saving?". A lot of people have stated that you get better quality articles in it, and I agree, they are very good. But why *can't* these high quality articles be published directly on the web? Were the authors really paid such large amounts of money to produce this content that only a subscription model can sustain it?

  10. Perhaps more sponsorship is the answer, such as.. by joshua404 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Change the publication's name to..

    Microsoft .NET Presents The Perl Journal

    no?

  11. 3 cents a Day! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Unicel I can feed a starving child for 3 cents a day.

    1. Re:3 cents a Day! by suffocate · · Score: 1, Funny

      this is slashdot. Perl is MUCH more important than some silly starving kid.

      Duh.

  12. It's a problem of skiddish subs. by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know that I wont subscribe just to see my subscription fizzle out like last time. and i am sure there are many others out there who also are feeling the same way.

    TPJ was awesome, the problem is that how things ended before is making a whole bunch of us not wanting to take the plunge but stand back and watch.

    yes It's only $30 some odd dollars.. and to most here they burn that much lighting their Illegally Impotred Cubans.. But to the very few of us who are the working poor and can make $30.00 pay for lunchs for an entire week while eating better than the sod's who blow $30.00 a lunch.. I'm not gonna risk it.... not until I see they are actually alive.

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    1. Re:It's a problem of skiddish subs. by avdp · · Score: 2

      They won't charge your credit card until the first issue. So, if they don't come alive, you haven't lost any money. I suppose there is the risk that they go dead before you got your 12 issues, not sure if you'd get a refund or not.

  13. Re:perl suxor by Prince_Ali · · Score: 1

    It will never die, if it is still in your heart.

  14. Who is paying all the "bean counters and suits"... by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Informative

    In a word: Advertising.

    Most magazine subscriptions costs just barely, if at all, cover the mailing costs. With an online magazine like this one, fixed costs are a little different, but I am sure they are still planning to rely on advertising to plug the money gap.

    Hell, I have a couple "newstand" magazines which the publishers send to me for free to get the ads in front of me, since I fit a valued advertising demographic for them. Think about PCWeek and stuff (are they still around?) I used to get a mailbox full of free computer trade rags each week pro-bono.

    -Pete

  15. Why the journal is dying... by pongo000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am an active Perl developer, have been for several years. All the information I need is available on-line: PerlMonks, newsgroups, etc. I have never run across a question I've had that hasn't been asked by someone else, in one form or another.

    So give me one good reason why I would choose to spend my hard-earned dollars on a resource that is (1) dated as soon as the PDF hits the mailbox and (2) replicated by on-line resources?

    To support the Perl movement, you say? I do that already by teaching others about Perl. That is my contribution to the world of Perl: My time in exchange for evangelization, certainly a cause Larry Wall would find acceptable.

    I'm sorry, but in this day and age where information is abundantly available on the 'net, I see journal publication (dead-tree or on-line) as a poor, not-profitable business model. The idea that profit can be made from information is becoming obsolete, especially in the IT world (unless you have control over proprietary information, like Sun or Microsoft).

    BTW, I'm using the term "profit" loosely here, to simply mean money available from revenues that can be put back into the business. Nothing in this post is meant to reflect upon the business motives of any of the TPJ organizers.

    1. Re:Why the journal is dying... by aengblom · · Score: 5, Insightful
      So give me one good reason why I would choose to spend my hard-earned dollars on a resource that is (1) dated as soon as the PDF hits the mailbox and (2) replicated by on-line resources?

      Depends on how you answer these questions:
      • How much is your time worth?
      • Might the Perl Journal save you $12 of time per year?
      • Might the Perl Journal teach you something in high-quailty (read, short and easily understandable) fasion that is worth $12 during that year. More importantly, might that lesson not only intersted you, but allow you to never need to ask that question.


      Author of comment has no knowledge of Perl or Perl Journal, but believes in the value of high quality content.
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    2. Re:Why the journal is dying... by Golias · · Score: 1
      You left out part of the equation.

      Specifically, if you subscribe to this journal, how much time will you spend sifting through articles of stuff you already knew about from perl.com, perl.org, or Perl Monks? The lost time looking for that nugget of wisdom may be cost you more than you gain from learning it.

      If there was very little free, professionally-written and useful information about Perl out on the web, then maybe $12 would be worth it, but as it is, I'm better off spending that $12 on three yuppie coffee drinks to consume while I read about the latest CPAN module updates on-line.

      I use Perl, but don't plan on subscribing.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    3. Re:Why the journal is dying... by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree with you. I don't need it, for the same reasons, and I support the community the same way as you do.

      Still, I subscribed. Why? Well, partly because $12 is no cash, even for someone that doesn't have a lot of it.

      Also, I like the idea that people try to get money for what they do online instead of using banner ads. Even though a lot of great people put their, often superb, content online for free, that is not an option for some. And I do respect that. I'd rather pay for some content that I might like than have it soiled with banner ads. If I don't like it, fine, I'll stop paying.

      I strongly disagree that the dead-tree business is going away though - there is always room, and I think will always be for books and papers. For one, although they are possible to take with you on the toilet and to bed, they are not comfortable. Hell, it isn't even comfortable reading from your laptop when sitting in your favourite chair.

      All in all, people that write and provide content should be rewarded. Some with money, some with tolerating their stupid ads, and some with credit (maybe the greatest currency of them all). Which they want, is up to the provider.

      But of course, everyone wants the free lunch. Even when the grouceries to make the meal costs (like bandwidth, servers and time). *Sigh*

      No, you don't have to do what I do. But what I do, I do with open eyes, and because I a) want something, and b) support something. Maybe a poor choice, but at least I will know.

    4. Re:Why the journal is dying... by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

      I strongly disagree that the dead-tree business is going away though - there is always room, and I think will always be for books and papers. For one, although they are possible to take with you on the toilet and to bed, they are not comfortable. Hell, it isn't even comfortable reading from your laptop when sitting in your favourite chair.

      Until these 'paper' monitors become practical and cheap. Then I think you will see a big change.

      http://www.businessweek.com/technology/content/j un 2002/tc20020617_5587.htm

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    5. Re:Why the journal is dying... by rochlin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What's in TPJ that isn't available free on the net? Articles by people who know what they're talking about like Lincoln Stein and Randall Schwartz (instead of 1 paragraph blurbs). Articles that give detailed examples and code commentaries (I learned much more about how to generate Excel worksheets from Perl than I could get from the relatively thin, informal docs - an unfortunate CPAN tradition).

      I'll grant that it's not a good sole source for recent news, but for actually learning about something you didn't know (didn't know existed sometimes) in a much more friendly format than a POD, TPJ is just the best source. I subscribed before and I tried to subscribe to this new edition (and I posted this thread on /.)

    6. Re:Why the journal is dying... by Poppa · · Score: 1

      So give me one good reason why I would choose to spend my hard-earned dollars on a resource that is (1) dated as soon as the PDF hits the mailbox and (2) replicated by on-line resources?

      Because I'd rather bring a magazine to my reading room (i.e. toilet) than a computer?

    7. Re:Why the journal is dying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But of course, everyone wants the free lunch. Even when the grouceries to make the meal costs (like bandwidth, servers and time). *Sigh*

      Funny as it might sound, nanotechnology will enable you to get that free lunch for only ~$0.00001, making it effectively free.

      I would murder the asshole(s) who would try to make FOOD software artificially scarce.

      Those Perl Journal writers wouldn't have to starve, and wouldn't have to pay for servers, clothes, furnature, diamond rings, etc. The cost of living would be so low they could produce the journey purely for the love it.

    8. Re:Why the journal is dying... by jswitte · · Score: 1

      Specifically, if you subscribe to this journal, how much time will you spend sifting through articles of stuff you already knew about from perl.com, perl.org, or Perl Monks?

      Turn it around: if you DON'T subscribe to TPJ, how much time will you spend sifting through stuff on perl.com, perl.org, or Perl Monks that you already know?

      I must admit as a disclaimer that I'm not really a Perl programmer (familiar with a small bit of the syntax, that's all), nor am I a particularl maven at sifting through enormous volumes of online information.. I glance over the slashdot comment forum about once a MONTH.. and waste about a hour each time I do.. but then the S/N on the /.CF is quite low indeed ("Damnitt, where's the genius NLP person when you need them most!")

  16. Re:Perl Is Dead by raistlinthegreat · · Score: 1

    I think perl will be around for quite a long time but many will also move to more modern languages like Python and especially Ruby.

  17. Save Perl by rigmort · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please don't turn Slashdot into a begging site. Next thing you know we'll be Saving Karyn here...

    1. Re:Save Perl by Pay+The+Fuck+Up! · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is a begging site. Subscribe already!

    2. Re:Save Perl by glwtta · · Score: 2
      Ok, I'll bite - who the hell is Karyn?

      oh and begging for money for more or less technical projects is a significant part of what /. does - and why not?

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    3. Re:Save Perl by rigmort · · Score: 1

      Save Karyn was the catalyst of all the copycat "begging" sites currently polluting cyberspace. I'm not fully against begging, but I'll just say this: if the demand/business model is good enough, there's no need to beg. Obviously, if the Perl Journal is indisposable, they wouldn't have to beg for subscribers for the purpose of survival...

      Save Karyn

    4. Re:Save Perl by Cyph · · Score: 2

      Karyn is some girl who made a website begging for money because she has a huge credit card debt. Her website is at http://www.savekaryn.com.

    5. Re:Save Perl by JerkBoB · · Score: 1

      http://www.savekaryn.com/

      http://www.dontsavekaryn.com/

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      Unless it's down, or slow, or fails to POST!
    6. Re:Save Perl by glwtta · · Score: 2

      Beyond food and shelter, nothing is "indisposable"

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      sic transit gloria mundi
  18. Not W3C compliant, I can't subscribe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They aren't W3C compliant so I can't feel right about giving them money.

    1. Re:Not W3C compliant, I can't subscribe... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      Neither is Slashdot...so your point is? :-)

  19. Re:perl suxor by OrangeSpyderMan · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will never die, if it is still in your heart.

    Kewl. Embedded Perl. :-)

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  20. Get Serious by qurob · · Score: 2, Informative


    Who needs the New York Times when there's www.newyorktimes.com? Who needs USA Today when there's, you guessed it, www.usatoday.com?

    Yes, magazines have probably been but throught market/financial HELL since the web came out, because you can't beat the speed of internet publications as opposed to a paper magazine which usually has a 3 month 'delay'.

    You usually get a much higher quality of writing in a traditional magazine, not to mention you can't take a web site from the shitter, to the couch, out on the porch, on the bus, on the shitter at work, in the drive through at mcdonalds....

    1. Re:Get Serious by Wumpus · · Score: 1

      not to mention you can't take a web site from the shitter, to the couch, out on the porch, on the bus, on the shitter at work, in the drive through at mcdonalds....

      You can, with a wireless PDA. OK, Maybe not on the bus or to the drive through, but it's good enough to haul around the house.

    2. Re:Get Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who needs wireless? how about a program like AvantGo, or Plucker, or any other web clipper? most PDAs have apps that can render simple HTML.

    3. Re:Get Serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> most PDAs have apps that can render simple HTML.

      Yeah, if we can only get the fscking web publishers to stick to "simple HTML"!

    4. Re:Get Serious by dubl-u · · Score: 2

      Who needs USA Today when there's, you guessed it, www.usatoday.com?

      Now that you mention it, who needs either one of them?

  21. well yeah. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    I think people are growing wary of "We're going away....unless you pay us this amount" every few months.
    No one wants to get involved with the Perl Journal just to have it go down the tubes yet again. I hate to say it, it's dead. Let it be.

  22. Re:Perl Is Dead by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 1

    No.. no.. Perl on *BSD is dead!

  23. Partially a moral decision by mao+che+minh · · Score: 1
    Hmmm...while reading through some of the comments to the parent post, I started thinking about how real the possibility of never recieving this magazine should I subscribe to it is (it has happened before). I then read the earnest plea by TPJ for subscription money, which then made me think of the many hours I have spent flippng through pages of their old magazine. Yet, the wamr and fuzzy narrative about their first subscriber was lost on me, since I am still a bit angry at losing my subscription half way through...

    So, financially, I stand to lose but a few bucks. Morally, I could back a piece of quality journalism. Ironically, I could be taught another lesson for repeating past mistakes. Hmm....TPJ or 3 pr0n subscriptions - tough.

  24. Just about didn't get my subscription by wang33 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    God I hate it non compliant websites, it wouldn't let me subscribe using opera, had to fire up IE.
    That just about cost them my subscription. You would think a mag devoted to perl would be able to handle browsers other than IE since perl is mainly used *nix systems you would think a great majority of users would be using konqueror, galeon, mozilla, hell even lynx. But alas i don't want to see it die so I still subscribed.

    Did anyone use a non IE browser and it have it work for them?

    Wang33

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    1. Re:Just about didn't get my subscription by cjwatson · · Score: 1

      No problems with Phoenix.

  25. Re:Who is paying all the "bean counters and suits" by evilpenguin · · Score: 2

    How does this jibe with the claim that "TPJ is totally reader supported?" I don't read the mag, so I don't know if it has advertising, but they either don't, or they are lying when they say they are totally reader supported.

  26. Re:Perl6 is a mistake by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2

    The FUD level of your troll becomes a pro-Perl6 statment.
    A fistful of href's do not a discernable argument make.
    All the more in the light of the extensive lengths the Perl illuminati have gone to for the purpose of ensuring a clean design.
    I for one can't wait to see what sort of breakthroughs Perl6 and Parrat will beget.

    --
    Get thee glass eyes, and, like a scurvy politician, seem to see things thou dost not.--King Lear
  27. It is by qurob · · Score: 2, Funny


    Maybe the advertisers are forced to read it.

    So technically, it IS reader-supported.


  28. Help the Perl Journal Fund! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    This sounds so much like that chick on the commercials-- you know the one: "For just twelve cents a day you can help a starving child to stand up, pick the flies off his face and put some damned clothes on."

  29. Re:Perhaps more sponsorship is the answer, such as by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    Well there is Perl.net...

  30. Well, you'll -actually get- Wired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Perl Journal has already stiffed subscribers once. Why would you give them more money???

  31. Get your free solicitation here by DevilM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is Slashdot the place for this kind of solicitation? Sure it seems like a great place to find technical people, but isn't that what ads are for? I really don't see how the health of some technical publication is really news for nerds or even stuff that matters.

    1. Re:Get your free solicitation here by Ektanoor · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Sincerly I don't get from what sky or Moon you fell from. /. is deeply linked to technical aspects concerning open source code. This is not a generation NeXt place and we do not discuss colas or how to get girls for geeks. And ads are not here for decoration (with the exception of those M$ surrealistic offers).

      The problem of perl journal is exactly stuff that matters. Because it's about OSS and it's about one of the major journals about Perl.

      And it's news for nerds not jerks.

      Please mod this down. This guy is just another M$ flamebaiter. And you may mod me down also for being such a big flamer...

    2. Re:Get your free solicitation here by Black+Perl · · Score: 2

      This is not a generation NeXt place and we do not discuss colas or how to get girls for geeks

      Are you sure?

      Geek soda discussion

      Where Can Geeks Meet Mates

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      bp
  32. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sorry for this post, but I've got to say this. I am sure that Perl Journal and LWN provide valuable service to us, but when does community support relieve these guys of having a viable business plan? It seems trendy these days to start asking for cash when yours dries up. I'm not including Mandrake in this because I don't see anything wrong in what they did. This has nothing to do with Free Software itself, so why is a publisher waiting until the last minute to ask for subscriptions, if not to garner sympathy support?

  33. mozilla worked fine. by zoward · · Score: 2

    I just put in my subscription, and had no trouble with the website in Mozilla. I'm set to enable first-person cookies, and have both Java and Flash; any of those could make a difference.

    --
    "Can't you see that everyone is buying station wagons?"
  34. One day the party will end by RealBeanDip · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is there are all sorts of free resources that provide whatever it is the TPJ hopes to provide. What the people who hope to keep the TPJ alive need to ask themselves is "what are we going to provide that isn't already available for free."

    Yes, one day the party will end and you will have to pay for information of value on the 'net. However that day is quite far away and I suspect the TPJ will in fact... die.

    It was good while it lasted.

    Stay tuned; I expect we'll see "RIP TPJ" here on slashdot shortly.

    --

    You know you're a geek if you've ever replied to a tagline.

  35. I don't subscribe to any paper publications by g_bit · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I don't even get a Newspaper anymore. Why should I pay for delivery when I can use the Web? Personally, I hope the same thing happens to all dead-tree pubs...think of the savings!

    Besides, Perl is an ugly hack of a language anyway.

  36. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by elmegil · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm thinking you didn't pursue your money very far then. The original subscriptions were honored by the transition to TPJ as a section of SysAdmin. Quite honestly, the transition sucked for a number of reasons, and that's why the partnership ended up failing. But the original subscriptions were honored for anyone Jon could track down (which basically means anyone who bothered to email him asking what the deal was).

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  37. god save the queen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Help Perl Journel...dear god not while lilo's family is sarving.He needs all the support we can give him....

  38. advertising and subscribers... by MemeRot · · Score: 2, Informative

    The rate that a magazine can charge for advertising is directly dependent on the number of subscribers they have - more subscribers, higher ad rates. Probably with under 1000 subscribers they can't charge a high enough ad rate to sustain themselves.

    This is why you see airline frequent flier miles can be used for magazine subscriptions. The magazines really want to give away subscriptions to get that subscriber number up, but advertisers insist that the subscribers be 'qualified subscribers' - which is anyone who pays for a subscription, or anyone who meets some other semi-arbitrary standard - like 'a frequent flier with 1000 miles to blow', 'a member of XYZ professional association', etc.

  39. Why is this being posted on slashdot? by CathedralRulz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Not like anyone here actually pays for content. Unless the net is down and Joe Slashdot has rent his weekend hobby (pr0n) from Blockbuster.

  40. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Symbol Company Last Change % Change Volume
    LNUX VA SOFTWARE CORP
    News, Chart, Compare, Broker Reports, Messages, Streaming Real Time Quotes 0.74 -0.06 -7.50% 59,400

    1. Re:In other news... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      And to think that it was once up to nearly $300 per share. Who could've imagined it being below $1...wait, no earnings == no value == crappy stock price == delisting == bankrupt == gone!

      Sure hope Slashdot doesn't have to stoop to the level of TPJ...though I'd buy a subscription to keep slashdot.org going if it came to that. Gotta have my slashdot fix :-)

      In regards to TPJ...they should emphasize community as the significant benefit of membership, since information ain't gonna do it when there's lots of free perl information all around.

  41. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell should
    "anyone Jon could track down" = me emailing HIM?

    How about the fact that "Jon" _should_ have a list of subscribers - otherwise, how were they planning to mail them out? - to which he should have mailed an explanation.

    Duh.

  42. Don't be so quick to show your rich tastes. by Inoshiro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you were living in Canada, that'd be over $55,000.

    To put this in perspective, you can live a decent life in a nice house that you are paying off for $18,000 a year (yes, that includes internet access, food, utilities, etc).

    Even after taxes you still have 10-15 grand to just piss away! I know that some US centres are very expensive to live in (NYC, Boston), but is everywhere in the US so damned expensive that you can't live on less than an appreciable fraction of a million dollars?

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    1. Re:Don't be so quick to show your rich tastes. by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      Yes it is. I assume the $18,000 you mention is $18K CDN. This converts to about $11,300 US, which is $1.5k below the poverty line for a family of 3.

      Possibly the most expensive US center to live in is the San Francisco Bay Area, where I live. OK, technically I live outside the Bay Area, since I don't live in one of the counties that are generally recognized as comprising it, but I work in Silicon Valley. Even with the cheaper rent you get with a 1 hour commute, it's not easy going with a family of 4 and an income < $100k.

      --
      And the brethren went away edified.
  43. TPJ-"Thank you sir, may I have another?" by fence · · Score: 4, Informative

    I just signed up for TPJ pdf subscription, even though I got burned on the magazine subscription.

    I was a subscriber to the TPJ mag since issue #3, and had just sent in my payment for three more years when I received a notice that they were discontinuing The Perl Journal and would begin sending me Sys Admin mag instead to finish out my subscription.

    Received one Sys Admin mag in the mail, then nothing...What a deal.

    So, I must be a glutton for punishment to send them MORE money, but I really enjoyed TPJ's content and was usually able to apply something from each issue to my daily work.

    Twelve bucks a year is a pretty good investment for quality content that TPJ has provided in the past.

    --
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  44. CMP deserve no pity - let them squeal by ites · · Score: 3, Informative

    They killed BYTE magazine and ran off with the subscription monies.
    I'm not surprised they are having trouble now.
    And I'm not moved in the least.
    Sorry for the journalists, but your company stinks.
    Come on, Perl Journal, it is time to go away.

    --
    Sig for sale or rent. One previous user. Inquire within.
  45. Re:Perl Is Dead by Poison-R · · Score: 1

    Have you ever looked at what SlashCode is written in (http://slashcode.com/)? As I type this, I see a nice little "comments.pl" in my URL that suggests Perl is still alive and well.

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  46. How open source works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Lure gullible leftists into a stillborn cause.
    2. Rip the stupid bastards off for every penny they can beg off their moms.
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:How open source works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't you forget ??? ?

    2. Re:How open source works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this one's pretty clear.

  47. Is there any chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any chance that if the perl journal dies, the scourge to good programming practice known as 'perl' will perish from this planet?

    1. Re:Is there any chance by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      Perl is here to stay. Many websites, etc are locked into Perl well into the foreseeable future. It's much like COBOL - many people said it would be long since replaced by other languages...but guess what...COBOL is still around and ain't going away anytime soon...same is true with Perl...I bet that in 2037 I'll be rewriting perl programs in preparation for Jan-18-2038 when time since epoch exceeds 31 bits.

    2. Re:Is there any chance by dpt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You *stupid* monkey. Let me guess - Java weenie? I can't tell you how much crap, unreadable, ill conceived Java code I've had to fix.

      You just keep churning out 1000s of lines of semi-OO code, that will run like a dog, take up 46M, fall over every five minutes with "null pointer" exceptions, and that has an object model taken from somewhere in the 80s, and runs on 3 platforms. "Multiple inheritance make my head hurt", "why do I have to read books to know how to code", etc. Class invariants? Pre and post conditions? Closures? Computer science?

    3. Re:Is there any chance by woogieoogieboogie · · Score: 1
      Of course we could all program like you.

      1. GOTO 2
      2. PRINT "I am a programmer"
      3. BEEP
      4. END

      --
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    4. Re:Is there any chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So much for "proving" I don't know what I'm talking about. That's the best you can do. Back to "mastering" your "web"!

    5. Re:Is there any chance by dpt · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, /. logged me out. But that's okay. "mastering your intranet" is better, anyway. No, no, you're an "interweb" programmer, right?!

      What were you doing before rising to the hallowed ranks of "web master". Billing systems in COBOL?

      Do some crypto, real time and/or distributed systems, and we can talk sensibly ...

  48. hahahahaahhahaHAHAHAhahaH!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no.

  49. $0.03 a day is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $1,095,720.00 every 100,000 years.

    Think about it..

  50. How is Jon Orwant involved? by Thyrsus · · Score: 2, Informative

    My understanding of what happened is that originally Jon was doing TPJ out of the back of his appartment. The quality was superb, both in articles and subscriber service. Then he transferred the subscriber services to Earthweb and retained editorial control. Subscriptions were supposed to be Earthweb's business, they were supposed to know what they were doing. The content continued to be superb, but the subscriber service was bad. Then Earthweb tanked, and after a long hiatus, Jon was able to get SysAdmin (CMP) to include TPJ as a supplement (once) and then they turned it into a section. I may have lost some subscription money in there, but I already subscribed to SysAdmin, so I'm satisfied to the extent I never missed an issue. The content was thin, but I attribute that to the monthly instead of quarterly issues. So my experience can be summarized as: when Jon Orwant is doing it, it rocks. When someone else does it (i.e., for money, not love), it sucks.

    So the obvious question for me is: what role is Jon Orwant playing in the current incarnation?

  51. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wrong, i emailed Jon personally, got a "we're trying" note. Already subscribed to SysAdmin, so what good did that do me?

  52. Happy Former Subscriber by trimbach · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the people who said they got hosed when the dead-tree version of TPJ went down last time. I was a subscriber, and when TPJ stopped publishing I got a year's subscription to the Linux Journal in its place. No, it wasn't the same but I like Linux too, and I definitely felt like I got my money's worth out of my subscription. I wasn't ripped off at all.

    And for those people who think that everything they need is online, I think they never read the original TPJ. Online resources simply don't have the depth and breadth of coverage of a single topic that TPJ did. Perl.com's articles aren't bad, but they always seem like an overview and not comprehensive enough. And PerlMonks is great for questions, but not so good if you want want to know more information than someone is willing to type into a little box on a website. :-D

    I know where my $12 bucks are going.

  53. TPJ is well worth saving by jacobito · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, you can find volumes of Perl help online. There's still something to be said for well written and well edited articles by credentialed authors. If you haven't read the Perl Journal before, have a look at the archives before you shrug and move on. You may find that the magazine is worth it after all.

  54. Re:Perl6 is a mistake by ElectricRook · · Score: 1

    I have to side with OrangeSpyderMan on PERL6. I'm a huge fan of the PERL illuminati. But they haven't sold me on the super duper extra fancy short cuts one can make in RE's with PERL6.

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  55. 3 cents a day is not much by DJ+FirBee · · Score: 1

    ... But I am already propping up Apple and OSX ...

  56. Re:Perl Is Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really php, they just changed the file extensions ;-)

  57. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by elmegil · · Score: 1
    An A/C wrote:
    Already subscribed to SysAdmin, so what good did that do me?

    If you didn't get an extension to your SA subscription to honor what was left of your original TPJ subscription, that's Jon's fault? Seems more like SA's fault, especially given what idiots they've been about other things with that transition.

    If you *did* get an extension, what the hell are you bitching about? You got something for your money. Maybe it wasn't what you wanted (I know it wasn't what I wanted), but it was what TPJ could arrange for. C'est la Vie. Don't want to subscribe to the new attempt at TPJ? Don't then, I'm not really concerned about your activity, but don't pretend TPJ screwed you with intent.

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  58. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by CresentCityRon · · Score: 2

    I agree!

  59. don't care, even if it is perl. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get me wrong I spend my entire day programming Perl, and I even subscribed to the Perl Journal. They took my money up front a while ago and only sent me 2 of magazines for the entire year I paid for. I don't care who they merged with or what the problem is, I'm not going to let them screw me again.

    Get me once shame on you, get me twice shame on me.

  60. Exactly. by Artful+Codger · · Score: 1

    3,000 readers * $12.00 subscription = $36,000.

    So is TPJ saying they can't scrape up a combination of internal money, investors and advertiser commitments to get an additional $36k ??

    If they're serious about ressurecting TPJ, they should commit to a year of 5000 subscribers (paid or not), include the previous TPJ subscribers gratis, free subscriptions to as many qualified users as they can reach, and try to regain a loyal user-base again, before getting all whiney about not having enough paid subscribers.

    They have to earn back some loyalty that they pissed away.

    --

    ... plans that either come to naught, or half a page of scribbled lines...
    1. Re:Exactly. by Nathaniel · · Score: 2
      "So is TPJ saying they can't scrape up a combination of internal money, investors and advertiser commitments to get an additional $36k ??"

      No, they are saying they need 3000 paying subscribers to make things work. Ad rates are based on subscriptions. Giving them 36K wouldn't help, that's not the point.

  61. Re:Perl Is Dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That Slashdot uses perl means little or nothing. It is not what most sites are being developed in today.

  62. Perl Monks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just described Perl Monks (http://www.perlmonks.com) perfectly. They offer exactly what you described, 24/7, as well as a large community. YARWTPJSD: Yet Another Reason Why The Perl Journal Should Die.

  63. Like, duh... by Charlie+Bill · · Score: 1
    Sometimes that IS the business plan.

    Like, uh...PBS maybe? You use it, you support it. Thats it. And yes, this is the core of the FS movement.

    1. Re:Like, duh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The core of Free Software is not business, it's Freedom. We aren't being called to support any business venture, just to support Freedom. Sure, you can pop off about "well part of that is supporting things like Perl Journal", but it's not called idealism for nothing. The other side of the coin is Al Gore's 'pragmatic idealism', whatever that is.



      Uh, BTW, PBS is Not For Profit, so it's not "like", it's not the same "ballpark", not even the same sport

  64. After getting stiffed on my last subscription... by wtoconnor · · Score: 0

    why would I sign up for another. They still owe me for a year. Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on me.

  65. Beware the Nigerian Perl Scam! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From: Jonathon Joe pepler@caramail.com

    I am the secretary of African Perl Farmers Co-operative(APFC) of Zimbabwe. After the last general elections, in our country, where the incumbent president, Mr. Robert Mugabe, won the presidential election. The government has adopted a very aggressive anti-Perl program. Thousands of existing subscriptions were killed and abandoned.

    Time is running short and we need your help if The Perl Journal is to get another chance at being the real deal. As of a couple of minutes ago, we only have 881 subscriptions and the deadline is fast approaching. Please subscribe now. It only costs 3 cents per day to get the best Perl coverage anywhere.

    Once we can get your commitment and sincerity of investing in Perl in your country, as we all are finding a more stable country where we can reside and do business, we will bring you into the complete picture once we are ready to proceed with you.

    Very Truly Yours,

    Dr. Jonathon Pepler
    EMAIL: JOEPEPLER@AFRICAMAIL.COM

  66. What a surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine why more people wouldn't want to learn about a language with global variables by default, a rude community, and pompous elite programmers that think every other language sucks.

  67. old media model not working ... by beanerspace · · Score: 3, Interesting
    There is an interesting article over at HealYourChurchWebSite describing how a local newspaper in the D.C. area has turned from free content to subscription only access. In the blog, the author complains that the local paper suffers because the content is not compelling, but rather a rehash of AP and Washington Post stories.

    Could this be the problem with the Perl Journal? Are they really only offering a rehash of articles you can find at PerlMonks, PerlCircus and other online news/user sources? Look at two titles from Fall 2002.
    • Parsing RSS Files with XML::RSS
    • Does SOAP Suck?

    I mean, can't I get the same skinny the first topic from XML.com and the other from Scripting.com?

    Or is it because Perl itself has reached a plateu? I mean, other than ActiveState, who's doing anything innovative and hot with regards to Perl development tools on a commercial basis? I mean aside from the obligatory Shareware editors?

    Perhaps it because much of the "action" is occuring in the Open Source arena, such as the CPAN and SourceForge that leave the Perl Journal much less to write about than they did 10 years ago?

    I mean I'm sorry to see it go, but I can't honestly say I'm going to be handicapped without it.

  68. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't pretend TPJ screwed you with intent.

    I don't care why someone screwed me, I just care that someone screwed me.

  69. Re:I'm still waiting on one unfulfilled subscripti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me too!

  70. Re:Perl Is Dead by mkcmkc · · Score: 2
    Perl would seem a lot more like a language with a future if its adherents would actually discuss its pros and cons rather than just moderating anyone who doesn't love it into the ground.

    --Mike

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    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  71. Family of 3? Family of 4? by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Are you a single parent? If not, (why) isn't the wife/husband working as well?

    From my point of view, I think you had a few too many dependants. I'm working right now such that I save 50% of what I earn to support myself when I go through university (the equivalent of 1 dependant). More than that would require a pay increase. If I had the pay increase you describe as being "a non-living wage," I could support 3 people -- assuming we all lived in Canada wher I live now.

    Your situation is different because you are living in a very expensive area. Perhaps you need to find alternate work in another part of the country where inflation is not so rampant, or find an employer which is willing to match your monetary needs. There is so much you can do to improve your situation.

    And don't say that reclocating is too damaging to children, because I've been to 27 non-post-secondary instutions in my life. Children will adapt to one move, especially if their home life will stabilize because of it.

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  72. Re:Family of 3? Family of 4? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    No, I'm not a single parent. There are several reasons why my wife currently has no income. The only one of them that's any of your business is that it's far healthier for kids in general to have at least one parent home and there for them, and far more important to their well-being than material wealth. I know that's terribly politically incorrect. Many people prefer to believe nowadays that we can just warehouse our kids in some impersonal facility and expect them to be just as secure and as happy as if they were being raised by someone who loves them. That's nonsense, and I think the kind of insecure, materially oriented, overweight brats that are all too common these days are a direct consequence of that. It also goes a long way towards explaining your own equating of material abundance with stability. We're in no danger of losing the roof over our heads or of starving. I do drive a Hyundai rather than a BMW, but I don't consider that to be such a great hardship that I need to do whatever it takes to acquire one. And I don't see how it would benefit my kids.

    I used "parent" rather than "mother" up there for a reason. Don't go trying to slam me for advocating the oppression of women, or whatever phrase for the sentiment happens to spring to your mind. I know several families where the father is the stay-at-home parent. It works just fine.

    I don't know why you put "non-living wage" in quotes, because I didn't use those words. I said "poverty line", and I used the figure from the US government for the year 2000. It's applied nationwide, as little sense as that may make. So it doesn't matter if you're living in Los Altos Hills, California or Podunk, Iowa, the government considers you to be in poverty if your annual household income is less than $13,861.

    Finally: You're an ass. Just who the hell are you to tell me how many kids I should be having? Or where I should be living? Or how I should direct my career? Or what should and should not be important to me? Grow up a little more, get some life experience, get your degree, take on some actual responsibility for one or two other human beings, and then, just maybe, you'll be qualified to tell someone else how they should be going about it. Even then it's damned rude.

    --
    And the brethren went away edified.
  73. Fool me once... .. by btgarner · · Score: 1

    Sorry guys -- You burned me once... I had just paid for a nice 3 year subscription, and received
    2, maybe 3 issues after that, then nothing. Not even a notice saying "Sorry, we went belly up."

  74. I'd love to subscribe but... by rtphokie · · Score: 1

    I cant even register, site errors.

  75. Good reasons. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    I'm glad you're choosing parenting over purchasing your children. Doing more with less is something a lot of young people just don't understand; hopefully your young people will understand it.

    As for a Hyundai being a hardship... where does that come from? Of course you should live within your means. Maybe you've gone through some financial equivalent of velocitization living in silicon valley -- I don't look down on someone because they drive a practical vehicle (or a non-BMW). It's logical, after all! Needs and wants always have to be balanced. It's called living within one's means :)

    By your (US Federal) standards, I've only not been in poverty for about 6 months of my life, and am just now climbing back out from a pit in which I lived at half that amount (not the most fun, I must say).

    And as for your last paragraph: wake up. You were complaining about a situation which you can change through direct action on your part. I can see informing people about a social issue, or explaining a position, but whining about something you can change is a waste of your time and mine. If you can change it, you shouldn't be wasting your breath talking about how it's not changing on its own. Right? If you aren't happy in your situation, change it!

    Your entire post seems to make a bunch of assumptions about how I'm looking down on you because you're not a trillionaire, even if it's tangental to my reply.

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    1. Re:Good reasons. by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      What set me off was your presumption in telling me how to live my life. I wasn't complaining, I was answering your question about the cost of living in the US. If you were less presumptious but still wanted to engage in some discussion, you might have asked what I meant by "not easy" (which I freely admit I base on the local culture) rather than lecture me on how I've got too many kids.

      As for a Hyundai being a hardship... where does that come from?

      From sarcasm. You're the one who told me that if I lived someplace with a lower cost of living my children's "home life will stabilize" based on no other information than what I chose to give you. If you were reading with more care, you might have noticed I hinted strongly that there was much more to my particular story, all of which is highly OT for this discussion and none of your business anyway. You judge far too hastily.

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  76. Re:Family of 3? Family of 4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just who the hell are you to tell me how many kids I should be having?

    I am the guy who, through revolving door social programs, pays the bills for countless "families" who have no interest in matching a number of children to expected, realistic or even possible income. Oh, but I assume that they have a right to the money I sweated blood for in this touchy-feely world.

  77. Re:Family of 3? Family of 4? by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    • You might be, but Inoshiro's not. At least not for such families in the US. He's Canadian, which is how this thread came about in the first place.
    • Would you go so far as to advocate mandatory sterilization? I'd make an invidious (although possibly accurate in this case) comparison, but I don't want to invoke Godwin's law. Or maybe I do, because I don't want to see you post again. You're irritating.
    • You don't get to complain about a "touchy-feely world" and use an emotionally loaded hyperbole in the same sentence unless you intend to be deeply hyopcritical. If you're not exaggerating, you should see a doctor. No matter how hard you're working, you should not be sweating blood.
    • In any event, you're not paying for my kids, so why don't you go someplace and post this where it's relevant?
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  78. Overreacting. by Inoshiro · · Score: 2

    Hinting at things, even strongly hinting at things, will never beat actually coming out and saying something. Especially online! Emoticons change the meaning of a sentence entirely! :)

    "From my point of view, I think you had a few too many dependants." if you ignore the have/had problem (oops), seems straightforward to me. "From my point of view" as in "as I see it" as in how I would react in that situation. If I'd said, "I think you need to do this entirely different, CaptainCarrot" then I would be (presumably) telling you how to live you life. But maybe you always take suggestions as presumptions, because that's how you are. Another thing I can't tell online because I can't see your body posture.

    In your reply, you seemed to be speaking from a bad position, saying that life was nothing but strife and pain (IE: "it's not easy going" and such repeated a few times). Based on that, I assumed you were having problems, and suggested a solution. After all, if there's no problem, why bring it up like that?

    I'll chock it up to human nature. Everyone tends to exagerate, especially online. If you say you're not having problems, I have no other way (nor inclination) to verify it. I think I'll take your word for it :)

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    1. Re:Overreacting. by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      In your reply, you seemed to be speaking from a bad position, saying that life was nothing but strife and pain (IE: "it's not easy going" and such repeated a few times).

      I have to wonder what it is you're looking for if that's what you insist on seeing, and if the interpretation you apply to it is "that life was nothing but strife and pain." That's weird. I said it exactly once. (And what could have possibly have qualified as "and such"?) Problems I might have, but they have nothing to do with money, and touch on subjects that are, as I have said, both OT and none of your business. It's remains presumptious to suppose that you can solve someone's life problems based on the information conveyed in a single badly misinterpreted sentence. Even someone like Dr. Laura isn't usually so presumptious, and she at least is in a position where people are actively soliciting her advice.

      ["]From my point of view, I think you had a few too many dependants.["] if you ignore the have/had problem (oops), seems straightforward to me.

      This kind of statement is always deeply offensive no matter how it's qualified. I will not speculate on why it is that you do not, or will not, understand this. You're just going to have to accept it as a maxim: Never again say anything of this nature to someone with children whom they love.

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  79. Re:Family of 3? Family of 4? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    uhhhh.
    Why are you getting on his case for NOT having kids? There are repsonsibilities out there that *gasp* don't include kids.

    You want to have kids. Great! You want your wife to raise them? Great! But don't be whining about how poor you are.

  80. Save Ferris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please

  81. Just subscribed by interociter · · Score: 1

    I found TPJ to be invaluable. Sure, a lot of the content could be found through Perl Monks, Perl.com, or any of the other Perl sites I have bookmarked, but that's not the point. TPJ included articles on execution, cool uses for perl, interesting perl projects, and so much more. Fine, TPJ is gone, but I still have the hard copies. Does anyone have Perl Monks mirrored? Does anyone have a backup if they disappear?

    A few years ago, TPJ ran an article on Mister House, a home automation suite written in perl. It remains one of the coolest uses for perl I've ever seen. Hell, add Rosie the Robot, and it's The Jetsons ported to Linux. The code existed long before TPJ learned of it, but witht the article, I never would have known. Without TPJ, I never would have known about Home Automation.

    Let's try it like this: printing and distribution are the most expensive parts of the magazine business. Eliminate them, and your costs are down to salaries, infrastructure, and profit (yes, profit). If the pdf version of TPJ turns a profit, it demonstrates that publishing in the web to a small audience can work as a business. This opens the door for other publications to do the same. And what's wrong with that?

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  82. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

    Ha. I say let them try -- even vi+perl couldn't match the power of an
    editor which is, after all, its own OS. ;-)
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