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  1. WARNING: Being a Couch Potato Can Kill by joschm0 · · Score: 1, Informative · on Born with Couch Potato Genes?
    This illustrates the dangers of being a couch potato

    http://www.jengajam.com/r/fat-woman-in-couch

  2. Re:Indeed, new bush plan by fprog · · Score: 1 · on Acetylene Based Life on Titan?

    Don't worry, if there is some "acetylene terrorist" in there,
    Bush will seek and "smoke them out" !

    Everyone know, they have some "chemical warfare",
    look look this powerpoint slide, they have "CHEMICAL BOMBS" !!!
    they have some sneaky plans, look at this slide!!!
    they gonna attack us with chemical bombs!
    we must destroy them! I mean... bring democracy in there!

    Then we try to bring "democracy"
    over our new "acetylene bacteria" chemical storm warlord,
    then we just send another Unocal V.P. dress up
    as an "acetylene bacteria" warlord
    and nobody on CNN will ever see the difference.

    Worst case, hey just nuke them all. As simple as that.
    Don't forget, "their terrorist, they eat acetylene" !
    Don't forget, "we finish the job", "we finish" as Bush said!

    "God bless us. God bless US. God bless America".

    After all we "borrow" all the methane in there and burn it up here.
    No chance those "terrorists" get a hand on that "precious gas".
    Oooops sorry is that microphone still on?!

    http://www.jengajam.com/r/End-Of-The-World

  3. Re:Excellent by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1 · on Alice Movie Off The Ground

    Lion King - Africa ?

  4. Re:How many chips can Apple support at once ??? by empaler · · Score: 1 · on Apple Switching To Intel Chips In 2006

    Developers, developers, developers, developers!"

    I'm still dumbfounded by this guy.

  5. Re:No Thanks by DrKyle · · Score: 1 · on Smart Guns are Coming

    EMP's aren't very likely, but what happens when a police officer gets killed because his gun failed to recognize him properly, a'la THIS Biometrics are nice in controlled environments, but when things aren't as controlled like when someone is trying to kill you, you just might not hold then gun in the exact same way you usually do.

  6. Re:I 3 Brad by Von+Helmet · · Score: 1 · on NASA Details Earthquake Effects on the Earth

    And this, whatever the hell it is.

  7. I do NOT have LIP FUNGUS! by jrutley · · Score: 1 · on Are You Talking to Your PC Yet?
    I LMAO every time I see this Kyocera commercial.

    Girl: "Thanks, Mike. I had fun last night."
    Phone: "Thanks, Mike. I have lip fungus."

  8. Re:a phone that recognizes handwriting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Nokia Smart Phone Recognizes Handwriting
    Why would you want to write messages when you can simply speak them?

    I do NOT have lip fungus!!!

    note see engadget for reference. Or the ads in question here

  9. How cheap can the OS be? by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny · on How Cheap Can A PC Be?

    You've got it all wrong.
    Windows is a great bargain, at only 99$

    Just ask Steve Ballmer.

    What are you complaining about? You get a lot of programs, like Write and Paint, not to mention Control Panel... but unbelievably also Reversi! (Though I am *extremely* puzzled by his closing words)

  10. It's the inbreeding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0 · on Dell fights Alien Invasion

    That'll do it to ya.

    I have lived in the UK briefly, and EVERYTHING is horrendously overpriced, excepting maybe chocolate for some weird reason.

    And that explains the teeth, too. Chocolate's cheap, and everything else is so expensive they've got no money left for dentistry!

  11. Re:Yes, we've heard of it. by winse · · Score: 1 · on eBay Scam Victim Strikes Back

    while were on this thread you have to view carrots handbags cheese for a rather delightfull yet annoying ditty.

  12. The I pod didn't save this guy either by amillband · · Score: 1 · on Why iPod Can't Save Apple

    I-Pod domestic violence