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Acetylene Based Life on Titan?

mindpixel writes "Astrobiology Magazine's Leslie Mullen has a fascinating interview with funky science dude David Grinspoon about the possibility that there may exist a whole new biology on Titan where the extreme cold slows normally explosive reactions to a biologically useful pace." From the article: "What's really new in our paper is that we go into the question of energy sources. If there's life there, what's it going to eat? What kind of food is there? And it turns out there's abundant food because of all this photochemistry in the upper atmosphere, where methane is being turned into other organic molecules. Some of those organic molecules are very energy-rich, and one that we consider in the paper is acetylene. We know it's being made in the atmosphere, we know it's raining down on the surface, and it's been detected at the surface with the Huygens probe. We calculated that, if acetylene is reacting with the hydrogen gas to turn it back into methane, quite a bit of energy is being released. So that's our basis for saying there is something to eat on Titan. We don't know if there are any customers, but there's something on the menu."

272 comments

  1. Farts for dinner? by jkc120 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared. That is all.

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    1. Re:Farts for dinner? by Froggy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared. That is all.

      Any Slashdot poster that farts acetylene is to be feared. From as far away as possible.

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    2. Re:Farts for dinner? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We should be feared when we eat bread (the farts of yeast) and honey (the piss of bees). Or a can of beans.

    3. Re:Farts for dinner? by TelJanin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I thought honey was bee barf (not in here mister, this is a Mercedes).

    4. Re:Farts for dinner? by Digital+Pizza · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared. That is all.

      That line is even funnier if you imagine Peter Griffin saying it.

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    5. Re:Farts for dinner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ogglethorpe: They woul.. no! We do not eat our own farts!
      Ignignokt: Well then why did you paint that on the side of your ship unless you long to consume your own farts? It's so pathetic.
      Err: Yeah, it's f~'in gross.
      Ignignokt: What kind of a creature gets nutrition from it's on farts, Err?
      Err: They do, man.
      Ignignokt: That's absolutely correct.
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    6. Re:Farts for dinner? by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gee, I don't know. I'm of a mind to make up some new, classic steel bicycle frames lately. If said Slashdotter wouldn't mind coming over here putting this hose. . .

      No, nevermind, I think I'll just buy the stuff afterall. Just don't tell me where it actually came from, 'K?

      KFG

    7. Re:Farts for dinner? by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Interesting
      honey (the piss of bees)


      As I understand it, bees create honey as a convenient way to store sustenance for themselves, not as a waste product. So it's not so much the piss of bees as the cud of bees, or perhaps the canned food of bees.

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    8. Re:Farts for dinner? by rd4tech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Imagine a crashed UFO somewhere on this planet. A small green guy crawls on the ground breathing heavily "acetyleeeeneee, acetyleeene...".

    9. Re:Farts for dinner? by jerde · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except that our small green guy would be LONG dead from terrible burns. We get burned at 110*F or so -- the chemistry of our bodies and verily the very structure of our proteins are affected by temperatures above that, just as temperatures too low do not allow our metabolic processes to continue.

      Titan is COOOOOOOLD. Acetylene is much MORE reactive, such that at our "room temperature" it reacts much too easily and much too violently. Our bodies don't work at those temperatures, becuase you can't get oxygen to react (or many other of our normal chemical reactions). But, the article says, they think acetylene chemistry could work at that temperature.

      But heat up those chemicals to our normal temps, and fffffffffffffffffffffft!

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    10. Re:Farts for dinner? by rd4tech · · Score: 1

      so, because acetylene is much more reactive, will the life based on it have faster metabolysm, thinking and reflexes?

    11. Re:Farts for dinner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dumbass

    12. Re:Farts for dinner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any intelligent life form that eats farts should be feared.

      In related news, scientists are considering the possibility of life on Uranus.

      *rimshot*

    13. Re:Farts for dinner? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think you're missing the point. How reactive the specific chemicals are depends on the temperature to a large degree. Acetylene is more reactive (too reactive) at Earth standard temperatures. On Titan, the temps are so cold as to freeze use solid in minutes, but acetylene remains liquid and could still react with other hydrocarbons. How that plays into over metabolysm and reflexes (which seems to imply macroscopic scales) depends on the reaction energies of those specific hydrocarbon reactions relative to the ambient temperatures.

    14. Re:Farts for dinner? by moonbender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's correct. From Wikipedia: "Honey is laid down by bees as a food source. In cold weather or when food sources are scarce, bees use their honey as their sole source of nutrition."

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    15. Re:Farts for dinner? by jerde · · Score: 1

      It's more reactive, but would "live" in such a cold place that the two cancel each other out.

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    16. Re:Farts for dinner? by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

      We should be laughed at for doing all the work for the yeast. They give us a few things like bread and beer and the next thing you know we are spreading their DNA for millennia.

      I guess the same goes for cows, corn and cannabis - but yeast is the real hero.

    17. Re:Farts for dinner? by fprog · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up!

  2. Cool by Crixus · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is certainly an interesting idea, and one of the more unusual proposed.

    Didn't Bush's new space exploration plan call for us to visit there, soon? :-)

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    1. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it called for a spike in poll numbers as his were saging ass. and getting worse.

    2. Re:Cool by KylePflug · · Score: 0

      ....

      we did. In like, January.

    3. Re:Cool by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      We did go there in January? Cool, I didn't know a person had landed on any celestial body outside of Earth's gravity well.

      Or are you a bot, so therefore consider a probe to be a fellow citizen of yours?

    4. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As in Stephen Baxter's 'Titan', where the US turn into a religious dictatorship, Cape Canaveral gets turned into a creationist theme park, and NASA assembles all sorts of left-overs into a mission to Titan because they think the president then cannot cut off their funding entirely?

      I wish I could forget that novel, but only because in this case reality is approaching fiction at near light speed.

      (And I apologize for giving away about as much as the back cover tells you anyway.)

    5. Re:Cool by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      I see it as "the mind and awareness of humankind has extended itself to that planet".

      The whole point of the concept of telemetry is exactly that: to extend our awareness and senses beyond the reach of our individual physical bodies.

      Until we encounter a race so advanced and aware as to make our own achievements look feeble in comparison, I'm perfectly content to consider our probes "us", in certain contexts (such as this one).

      So yes, to the best of our ability, and with no small success, "we" went there.

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  3. Life of Titan by Tesral · · Score: 5, Funny
    Well, it is possible. Life Jim, but not as we know it. What it does bring up is the star system with nothing but giant planets might have moons with life. Hey, it could happen.

    Now if we could only be successful in finding intelligent life in Washington DC

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  4. Misleading headline by millennial · · Score: 3, Informative

    Even just from the summary, it would seem that the life itself is not acetylene-based, just the food the life would eat.

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    1. Re:Misleading headline by Alien54 · · Score: 1
      Even just from the summary, it would seem that the life itself is not acetylene-based, just the food the life would eat.

      not quite:

      imagine a planet with a sugary rain . . .

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    2. Re:Misleading headline by darklordyoda · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that one implies the other.

      The food a life form eats is what it uses to replenish itself, and eventually incorporate into itself.

      Us humans eat very carbon-filled meals; not silicon meals of rocks or something odd like that.

    3. Re:Misleading headline by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Yes, but DNA and Glucose are still extremely different chemicals. Also, acetylene is also carbon-filled.

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    4. Re:Misleading headline by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      acetylene (C2H2) is a hydrocarbon, so carbon based life could still be possible.

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    5. Re:Misleading headline by patrickclay · · Score: 1

      You are what you eat...

    6. Re:Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are carbon based, and our major sources of food are carbon based as well.

      Plants, meats, etc... Our body is made of carbon, thus it takes carbon to sustain itself.

      twinkies don't count.

    7. Re:Misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is... you are what you eat, after all.

    8. Re:Misleading headline by MateusB · · Score: 1

      You are what you eat ;)

    9. Re:Misleading headline by chachacha · · Score: 1

      They say you are what you eat ;)

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  5. Acetylene Life Forms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cute little buggers.

  6. life on titan by foobari · · Score: 5, Funny

    Excited missionaries are pulling out their cold weather gear.

    1. Re:life on titan by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, juvenile comment alert:
      Gotta love any sentence with both the word "missionary" and "pulling out"

    2. Re:life on titan by TheGavster · · Score: 4, Funny

      Missionaries on Titan can only end in tears:

      "On the first day, God created the Earth ..."

      "I live on Titan, how does this apply to me?"
      or:
      "In Soviet Titan, Earth creates God!"

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    3. Re:life on titan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I prefer "missionary" and "penetrating". But that is just me...

    4. Re:life on titan by bro1 · · Score: 1
      "On the first day, God created the Earth ..."


      I live on Titan you insensitive clod
    5. Re:life on titan by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Funny
      "On the first day, God created the Earth ..."
      I live on Titan you insensitive clod

      The actual line is
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth
      , which includes Titan as well. Maybe you could be baptised on ammonia or methane.

    6. Re:life on titan by mormop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or it could have been touched by his noodly appendage

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    7. Re:life on titan by wmark · · Score: 1

      ...at noon on the first day, earth was forked.

    8. Re:life on titan by bxbaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ramen

  7. What is life, anyway? by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Reading the article makes we wonder exactly what life is, anyway. It sounds as though we only require chemical conversion. What if there is a big rock that serves as a catalyst for this conversion of acetylene and hydrogen to methane. Would we think of that as a life form? Or would we require reproduction? Would reproduction be possible in this slow-motion frozen gel we find on Titan?

    It is interesting, though, how the life and the planet co-evolves. Life has really changed Earth and it may have affected Titan, as well.

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    1. Re:What is life, anyway? by dtfinch · · Score: 1
      What if there is a big rock that serves as a catalyst for this conversion of acetylene and hydrogen to methane. Would we think of that as a life form?
      No
    2. Re:What is life, anyway? by Tesral · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Metabolism and reproduction I do believe are the hallmarks of life. So catalysts are not alive, and plenty of catalysts exist. It has to eat something, and copy itself some how.

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    3. Re:What is life, anyway? by Compuser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Life is:
      1. Ability to store information.
      2. Ability to process stored information to make
      replicas of oneself.
      3. Metabolism (to power the above).

    4. Re:What is life, anyway? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A quick trip to dictionary.com yielded this answer:

      "The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism."

      There are some pretty standard requirements; the rock doesn't respond to stimuli, doesn't gorw, doesn't reproduce and doesn't evolve over time. Standard geological phenomena such as erosion don't count.

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    5. Re:What is life, anyway? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      I don't think that the ability to store information is a hallmark of life. I think you're referring to genetic codes, etc., but extraterrestrial life wouldn't necessarily be DNA or RNA-based. Life merely has to be able to produce a copy of itself.

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    6. Re:What is life, anyway? by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A nice definition of life is something like "Active maintenance of self in the face of entropy". In other words, something that actively (and successfully) keeps itself functioning and stable even though the vicissitudes of existence constantly try to tear you down.

      Or, shorter, if you fight entropy you're alive. If you don't, you aren't.

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    7. Re:What is life, anyway? by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I like the definition of life which is based on complexity theory. Anything that shows less entropy than the environment of which it is contained is typically alive.

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    8. Re:What is life, anyway? by khellendros1984 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, either that, or your desk's an absolute mess......hmmm, I don't seem to be fulfilling my duties as a lifeform....

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    9. Re:What is life, anyway? by k98sven · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What if there is a big rock that serves as a catalyst for this conversion of acetylene and hydrogen to methane.

      Actually, it's not a 'what if'. Platinum powder will catalyze that reaction just fine. Well, at least as far as ethane. (not sure about the final step: ethane + H2 --> 2 methane)

      Would we think of that as a life form?

      Last I checked, nobody was saying platinum was alive. :)
      Seriously though, "catalyzing a chemical reaction" is a terrible definition of 'life'.

      Or would we require reproduction?

      That's getting better. But what about, say, a virus? They can reproduce, but not on their own. The simplest ones are basically just a strand of DNA or RNA sitting around waiting for some cell to pick them up and reproduce them.

      Most biologists I've talked to don't consider viruses as 'life' though. It needs to be self-reproduction to some extent. But that'll never be clear cut, since you then have to define how much the environment is allowed to 'help'.

    10. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on. Everyone knows what life is by now. Let's not turn this into a useless philosophical debate.

    11. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      By that definition, a Dell PC powered by a solar cell and programmed to autonomously surf the Dell website and plug in a valid credit card number and its shipping address would qualify.

    12. Re:What is life, anyway? by Acius · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think you forgot: 4. Has a sense of humor. Cause life without a sense of humor isn't any kind of life at all. (Sad observation: This post isn't very funny. So shoot me).

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    13. Re:What is life, anyway? by Compuser · · Score: 1

      To produce anything you need a blueprint. Whether or not it is in a
      compressed format is irrelevant.

    14. Re:What is life, anyway? by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      Why don't standard geological phenomena count? Tell me if I am wrong, but wasn't crystal growth/reproduction one of the theories for the origin of life?

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    15. Re:What is life, anyway? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Good question. However, the idea of growth and reproduction are that they are instigated by the organism itself, not by external factors. Also, crystals don't evolve or adapt; they either are or they aren't, based on certain specific environmental conditions. Otherwise, we'd have to classify snowflakes as life, too.

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    16. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't have to shoot you. According to your logic, you're dead already...

    17. Re:What is life, anyway? by killjoe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      It's amazing what has happened to the US. IN this day and age we are still fighting ignorance every day.

      It seems silly to fight over the definition of life when the good citizens of Pennsylvania have decided that evolution is "just a theory".

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    18. Re:What is life, anyway? by resin8 · · Score: 1

      By that definition, wouldn't crystals be alive?

    19. Re:What is life, anyway? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Nope, he recognizes the post isn't funny, which requires a sense of what is.

      KFG

    20. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything that shows less entropy than the environment of which it is contained is typically alive.

      I know some of the things inside it are, but now you're telling my that my fridge itself is alive?

    21. Re:What is life, anyway? by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      False. For example, BSE ("Mad Cow Disease") prions have no "blueprints".

      The earliest lifeforms will inherently have no "blueprints". In fact, the earliest proto-life won't necessarily make a copy of itself. What you're likely to see is chemicals that tend to catalyze reactions with various ligands to create chemicals similar to themselves. When the local "soup" becomes more concentrated with chemicals similar in form, eventually self-catalytic cycles can emerge - basically, a puddle of self-catalyzing goo that is a non-distinct "organism" which expands itself slowly outward. Large hypercycles may have many processes (even independent processes) competing for the same ligands and reactants; a particular cycle can benefit itself over its neighbors by beginning to poison its competitors' reactions. Even without membranes walling off distinct "organisms", and with each set of reactions scattered throughout the same space as its competitors, the individual processes can sabotage and even consume each other as ruthlessly as any modern day life. Eventually, membranes can form (membranes are surprisingly easy to establish; many chemicals inherently line up into sheets, which other chemical reactions or simply natural currents can make into small spheres) which provide defense for a tiny area. This area being small, all but one competing hypercycle gets killed off within it. If the remaining side hypercycle contains the processes for producing the membrane itself, you have a very inefficient, but functional, Ur-cell.

      "Information" isn't needed for life. In fact, "information" is a concept that is context-sensitive; nothing inherently has "information", and in fact, our genes only contain "information" when we put those chemical structures in the context of "what will this do to us after a storm of chain reactions ends up down stream?". By themselves, they're just chemicals, reacting as chemicals do.

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    22. Re:What is life, anyway? by pomo+monster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, you have to wonder he means by "a biologically useful pace." I assume he means chemical reactions proceeding slow enough for us to recognize it as life, but isn't it just as possible for life to exist in high-energy (explosive) conditions, only too fast for us to realize it's there? And why couldn't there be life in frozen oceans with chemical reactions too slow for us to recognize? Hmm.

    23. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      The conjunction doesn't work. Mules are typically considered to be alive but cannot reproduce. Stars metabolize but are not typically considered to be alive.

      As someone who's studied the philosophy of life fairly extensively, I can say that a naive characterization like this is not going to work. I don't want to pull an argument from authority, so if you'd like, post more and I'll try to break them.

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    24. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a nice characterization. But it fails it. Mules are alive but cannot reproduce.

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    25. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Prions are yet more basic than viruses, for which it is debatable if they are alive. No one thinks LSD is alive, so why would you think proteins are?

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    26. Re:What is life, anyway? by jools33 · · Score: 2, Informative
    27. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, crystalline structures would be alive with respect to that characterization. Even amending reproduction to that characterization wouldn't suffice to make it work since some crystals are known to spontaneously break when they reach a certain configuration and whose fragmented peices build duplicate structures. (God I wish I had a reference for this)

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    28. Re:What is life, anyway? by lupin_sansei · · Score: 1

      > It seems silly to fight over the definition of life when the good citizens of Pennsylvania
      > have decided that evolution is "just a theory".

      No it was Charles Darwin who decided that evolution was a theory:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Origin_of_Species

    29. Re:What is life, anyway? by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Oh, but a mule -can- reproduce. In fact, it reproduces 24 hours a day. Its cells divide.

    30. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      In fact, it reproduces 24 hours a day.

      That's the sort of lifestyle I want.

      In all seriousness, your observation implies that a mule's cells are alive (true) while a mule isn't (false). Mules don't reproduce. Their cells do.

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    31. Re:What is life, anyway? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I am not saying that it's not a theory. I am saying it's not "just a theory". Evolution is a theory just like gravity and relativity are theories. To the ignorant christian fundamentalists (like our president for example) if something is "just a theory" then it's not a fact and you can subsitute any theory you want in it's place including the theory that a white guy with a long beard who lives in the sky did it.

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    32. Re:What is life, anyway? by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

      To produce a copy of themselves, living entities need to carry the information needed to express how to turn matter (usually proteins, for us on Earth) into a similarly-organized entity. I think the "code", however it is encoded (DNA or otherwise) is the very hallmark of life. A code seems essential to turn matter into organized forms - that's practically a given. An interesting way of defining the line between life and non-life. Non-life may well be defined as any material (or even purely energetic, although there's a fine line between the two on some levels) compound that doesn't need any specific "code" to organize itself. We could then consider that if it doesn't need any specific code to organize itself, it doesn't need "reproduction" (one of the often-thought hallmark of life). In that vein, we could even define intermediate states between life and non-life. Interesting stuff. as they say, "the mind boggles"... ;-)

    33. Re:What is life, anyway? by simtel · · Score: 1

      Responding to stimuli or adapting to one's environment does not necessarily mean evolution.

      As I grow a tan due to excessive (a little too easily, as a /. reader) sunlight, it isn't usually said that I'm "evolving."

    34. Re:What is life, anyway? by EtherealStrife · · Score: 1
      Mules don't reproduce. Their cells do.

      Uh it seems like you're just restating your gp post combined with the parent post and passing it off as a...correction? Or is the redundancy an effort to drive the point home?
      Alas, you are partially incorrect. Mules can give birth (rare though it is), it's just the males that are 100% sterile.

      Wiki:
      "A female mule, called a 'molly,' has estrus cycles and can carry a fetus, as has occasionally happened naturally but also through embryo transfer. The difficulty is in getting the molly pregnant in the first place."

      As for the rest, how does his comment imply that a mule isn't alive? I certainly wasn't lead to that conclusion...

    35. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anm · · Score: 1

      No one thinks LSD is alive, so why would you think proteins are?

      Oh, I don't know about that. I thought my tabs were dancing for me one day.

      Anm

    36. Re:What is life, anyway? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".



      There's nothing to note and nothing evil here. A single individual can adapt to the environment without ever evolving. If it is hot, you will sweat. That is an adaptation (reaction) to the environment, not evolution (however, the development of sweat glands is another matter entirely). You might also look for a shady spot. Or you can influence your environment to suit your needs.

    37. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But he's been modded funny, therefore he was wrong. Mods can kill.

    38. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Uh it seems like you're just restating your gp post combined with the parent post and passing it off as a...correction? Or is the redundancy an effort to drive the point home?

      The GGP was trying to the definition of "reproduce" (as in, an animal reproduces) around so that the mere fact that a mule's cells reproduce implies that the mule reproduces as well in an attempt to break my counter example. I just tried to point out that he is washing over a relevant and obvious distinction. With respect to the characterization of a living being as a reproducing metabolizing entity, if the distinction is made, a mule is not living even though its cells are.

      Thank you for the correction regarding mules. My (admittedly out of date) resources say that both sexes are sterile. I'll make sure to specify that I'm referring to males in the future. :-)

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    39. Re:What is life, anyway? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Well, with that definition cars and fridges and just about anything man made qualifies as being alive because it is a product of life. So perhaps it is better to state that objects which are internally of low entropy indicate the presence of life in a system. If you go to an alien planet and you pick up something at random and sample the internal entropy and discover it is quite low you can be fairly certain that there is life on that planet or there was sometime in the past.

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    40. Re:What is life, anyway? by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, no theory in physics should ever be considered fact. This is because it is impossible to prove that they will be true in all cases. In mathematics, it is possible to prove in general that a theorem is true. This is because we define math. Unfortunately, since we do not know the fundamental nature of the universe (if there is such a thing), we can not really prove any theory in general. Moreover, I can not think of very many theories or natural laws that have been found to be true in all tested cases. With evolution, for example, it is possible to argue that through random mutation there is a small possibility that a species as a whole will become less adapted to it's environment. Of course, over long periods of time and with a large population, the odds of this happening becomes astronomically small.

      Besides, very few fundamentalists argue that evolution does not happen. Instead, many have a problem with the teaching in schools that all life evolved from a single cell, which was born out of random chance from a primordial soup. Now, this theory for the beginning of life on earth is not well supported be evidence, mostly because it is supposed that it happened so long ago, and using fossilized specimens of early bacteria is not really convincing (who's to say these are even fossilized cells, they could be rock inclusion, etc.). Moreover, this theory is roughly akin to the theory of spontaneous generation, which was DISPROVED by Louie Pasteur. We have never shown that a cell can be spontaneously generated from it's baser components.

      It would be wrong to teach evolution in schools as though it were fact. It would also be wrong to teach the theory of universal gravitation or Newtonian Physics as fact, since they have been proven to be untrue on very small scales, or at very high velocities. Proper use of vocabulary is important, and using definitions properly is fundamental to the development of students logical reasoning abilities. We can not change the word "theory" to "fact" simply because some people think the word theory is demeaning.

    41. Re:What is life, anyway? by out_of_ideas · · Score: 1

      Getting a tan can hardly be viewed as adapting.

    42. Re:What is life, anyway? by out_of_ideas · · Score: 1

      What about self-preservation? Reproduction can be viewed as a particular instance of it.

    43. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Wow. Insert the word "twist" at that spot where my post makes no sense.

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    44. Re:What is life, anyway? by ezzzD55J · · Score: 1
      I like the definition of life which is based on complexity theory. Anything that shows less entropy than the environment of which it is contained is typically alive.

      I think you're playing mighty fast and loose with 'complexity theory' and (as you're talking about entropy) thermodynamics. That 'law' only applies to closed systems, you know.

      Or perhaps you meant entropy in the information-theoretic sense? Well, in that case it doesn't make much sense to me either ;)

    45. Re:What is life, anyway? by DjC1982 · · Score: 1

      So, where are all those abortion protester's every time i bleach my toilet.

    46. Re:What is life, anyway? by ThJ · · Score: 1

      I guess you have a point, but in some senses, a mule is just a colony of cells. As we have established, the colony as a whole does not reproduce. Individual cells do. If we alter the sentence a bit...

      "An organism is an entitiy in which reproduction takes place."

      That would cover everything from a bacteria to a mule. This also leads me onto an interesting thought. Multi-celled organisms have two levels of reproduction. There is reproduction of tissue and there is the reproduction of the organism as a whole. Has anybody done research on how sexual reproduction evolved? Mating is an awfully complex way of creating an offspring, so this is making me curious.

    47. Re:What is life, anyway? by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      I thought life is what happens to you when you quit reading Slashdot.

      I'm putting off my re-entry to life as long as possible about now...

    48. Re:What is life, anyway? by killjoe · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      "It would be wrong to teach evolution in schools as though it were fact. It would also be wrong to teach the theory of universal gravitation or Newtonian Physics as fact, since they have been proven to be untrue on very small scales, or at very high velocities."

      What an odd thing to say. First of all you yourself said that evolution does happen. Anyway....

      If it's "very wrong" to teach evolution as though it was fact why is it OK to teach that some super intelligent being designed the universe? Where is your body of evidence for that?

      This is the problem with you religious fundamentalists. To you all theories are equally valid. If I claim that the universe was created when a giant turtle shit that's just as valid as a super intelligent being in the sky created it which is just as valid as evolution right?

      How come you guys don't want to teach my giant turtle shit theory though? I mean evolution is just a theory, it's not a fact and my theory is just as good as evolution or your bearded white guy in the sky theory.

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    49. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      I guess you have a point, but in some senses, a mule is just a colony of cells. As we have established, the colony as a whole does not reproduce. Individual cells do. If we alter the sentence a bit... "An organism is an entitiy in which reproduction takes place." That would cover everything from a bacteria to a mule.

      Indeed, but it also covers my house. This gets really slippery.

      Regarding the evolution of sexual reproduction -- I'm sure there's been research done, but I don't have any references on hand. Perhaps a biologist can interject?

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    50. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      I'll admit, this was tricky. It's very subtle, and I spent a while focusing on finding a living counter-example instead of a non-living one. Anyway, as far as I can tell, there are two distinct kinds of self-preservation. The first centers around an entity reacting to its environment to avoid bodily harm. The second centers around an entity reacting to its environment to protect its genotype. For instance, a bird might sacrifice itself to protect its eggs.

      Programs running in the Tierra environment serve as a counter-example. From Wikipedia:

      The computer programs in Tierra are evolvable and can mutate, self-replicate and recombine. Tierra is a frequently cited example of an artificial life model; in the metaphor of the Tierra, the evolvable computer programs can be considered as digital organisms which compete for energy (CPU time) and resources (main memory).
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    51. Re:What is life, anyway? by mangu · · Score: 1
      it is possible to argue that through random mutation there is a small possibility that a species as a whole will become less adapted to it's environment.


      Wrong! There's a very large probability that any random mutation will make a living being less adapted to its environment. Evolution works because there are a big lot of living beings, every one of which contains a large number of random mutations. A very small proportion of these mutations cause, by pure chance, a modification that will make that one individual more adapted to its environment. Those few lucky individuals that won the lottery prize of convenient mutations have a bigger chance of surviving and producing offspring.


      many have a problem with the teaching in schools that all life evolved from a single cell, which was born out of random chance from a primordial soup.


      Well, those fundamentalists either are trolling or they didn't pay attention, or maybe science is taught very badly in the USA. There's no scientific theory that all life came from one single cell. Life arose from that primoridal soup in many places at more or less the same time. In fact, life probably became extinct several times before it stabilized in a resilient format. Cell membranes are not necessary for life-like molecules to become created at random from the primoridal soup. When the first cell came to exist the genetic code was almost certainly already there, in DNA, or in RNA, or both.


      this theory is roughly akin to the theory of spontaneous generation, which was DISPROVED by Louie Pasteur.


      Those are completely different things. Pasteur proved that flies and rats did not become created spontaneously from decaying meat.


      It would be wrong to teach evolution in schools as though it were fact. It would also be wrong to teach the theory of universal gravitation or Newtonian Physics as fact, since they have been proven to be untrue on very small scales, or at very high velocities.


      Newtonian physics and gravitation are, indeed, absolutely true facts. They are true within the factual limits of their scale factors. Those limits are part of the theory and are taught together with the theory. In the same way, evolution *is* a fact. It has been observed in nature, and can be readily deducted from observations and by use of logical reasoning.


      What is absolutely not logical reasoning is creationism. Creationism, by its implication of intelligent desing, assumes an intelligent creator. Why, then, did this alleged creator commit so many mistakes? Don't you think a being with enough power and intelligence to create a human being from dust wouldn't do a better job? For instance:

      - There is one bone in the tigh, two in the lower part of the leg. These aren't redundant, because you cannot walk with one of them broken, but it's easier to break one of them than to break the femur. Why not put a femur-like bone in the ankle? Answer: the human legs and arms evolved from swimming fins. They have a basic fan-shaped configuration. Bones become more numerous and smaller the furthest you go from the body.

      - In the human eye the light-sensitive cells are behind the signal-processing neurons. WTF? Why go to the work of having to make transparent neurons? At least in mollusks, evolution was luckier: they have the neurons behind the light-sensitive cells.

      - In our throat the air and food pipes cross. A better design would untangle them, saving many a person from choking with food.

      - In our back, the main nerve of the body goes outside the bone column that supports our upper body. Why not make the nerve go inside the body, protected from accidents? May people are restricted to wheelchairs because of this feature.


      All in all, any intelligent person using observation and logical reasoinng would conclude the same thing: evolution by random mutations is much more credible than so-called "intelligent" design.

    52. Re:What is life, anyway? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      It's amazing what has happened to the US. IN this day and age we are still fighting ignorance every day.


      Amen, brother! There are still those so ignorant and steeped in their belief in evolution that they consider "adaptation to environment" must always mean "evolution" - even when it refers to a classification that can apply to a single infertile individual. Clearly, an individual can adapt, but not evolve. We must stamp out the rampant ignorance; people have to actually know the properties of evolution.

      That way, if they make a judgement about the beliefs of others, they'll be able to do so in an informed manner instead of blindly attacking what they don't understand. Can you believe that there are actually individuals who hold evolution as the end-all be-all theory of life origins and have never even heard that there are parts we haven't figured out yet? The ignorance astounds!

      Am I ignorant? Am I a creationist? It's possible. Need I be either to find logic flaws in evolution and those who champion it without question?
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    53. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Darwinism can go screw itself, anyone with half a brain knows the universe was created by a flying spaghetti monster!

    54. Re:What is life, anyway? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Individuals don't evolve. The question of whether something is alive is usually answered at the individual level.

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    55. Re:What is life, anyway? by out_of_ideas · · Score: 1

      Interesting stuff. The most disturbing part is that i for one fail to find a reason why a program running in Tierra cannot be rightfully called 'alive'.

    56. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Fair enough. The guy who wrote the virtual machine claims that Tierra synthesizes lift instead of just modelling it. I would tend to agree, even though it doesn't fit normal linguistic uses of the word "life." This position is referred to as "Strong Alife," as opposed to "Weak Alife."

      Here's a nice paper. I studied under Mark Bedau, so I might be biased. In any event, if that counter-example didn't convince you, I'll try to think up an objection to strong alife or find a new counter-example.

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    57. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be modded down for not knowing what he/she is talking about, proteins don't constitute life, nor would most chemical reactions. The initial definition of life as given by grandparent is about as good as is currently known.

      Plus the entire diatribe against information completly misses the reality, that you can not have reproduction without in one way or another having the information on how to make a second similar copy of yourself, however hacked and mangled together that information might be within your system.

    58. Re:What is life, anyway? by thebdj · · Score: 1

      Hey I think there are still semi-intelligent arguments about whether or not virii constitute living organisms. I remember in school, my god that makes me sound old, there being some degree of debate, at least at the time, as to whether bacteria qualify as life. I forget the wonderful arguments as such, but virii certainly have some degree of reproduction.

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    59. Re:What is life, anyway? by JorDan+Clock · · Score: 1

      I learned the answer the other day in science:

      1. Metabolizes.
      2. Moves.
      3. Responds.
      4. Adapts.
      5. Evolves.
      6. Grows.
      7. Homeostasis.

    60. Re:What is life, anyway? by ikkonoishi · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you are saying is that humans are the means by which dell computers reproduce.

    61. Re:What is life, anyway? by Tesral · · Score: 1
      Mules can reproduce, or at least try very hard. There are three known cases of mules successfully breeding. The difficulty comes from the chromosome pair difference between donkeys and horses. Mules have all the parts and plenty of will.

      Simple is not necessarily naive. At the most basic level what is life? What are the things that life does that non life does not? Eat and breed looks like that basic difference to me.

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    62. Re:What is life, anyway? by haggar · · Score: 1

      I like that definition, because it also could serve to characterize the level of aliveness.

      What, do you think, this definition says about prions, though? Are they "alive"? What about virii?

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    63. Re:What is life, anyway? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If the philosophy of science were a standard part of the HS ciriculum, then politicians of the future might have the basic understanding required to realize that this crap has nothing to do with science.

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    64. Re:What is life, anyway? by JanneM · · Score: 1

      No, for me - and for my definition, which is different - prions aren't alive.

      Viruses ("virii" is cute, and I love the term just like I like "Elvii" for a bunch of Elvis impersonators, but technically wrong) are, well, kind of, but not really, alive according to the definition. They, individually, do not fight entropy; it doesn't eat or do anything else to gain energy, and if a virus is damaged, that's it - it doesn't heal. The genes they carry, however, do fight it.

      The basic problem, as any philosophy student can tell you, is that "life" belongs to a large and diverse class of concepts that can't be captured by a closed-form definition. That doesn't mean it's useless to try - we get new insights about what the concept is with each attempt. The only thing that will cover the class of "living things" is a set (a large set, probably) of exemplars, and saying that anything resembling these is most likely alive. And we'll always have a large set of corner cases, like viruses, prions and other things, where "intelligent people may reasonably disagree", to take a concept that seems to have fallen out of favour lately.

      In short, don't ever expect a definition of life that will actually be definite.

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    65. Re:What is life, anyway? by HungSoLow · · Score: 1
      In fact, "information" is a concept that is context-sensitive; nothing inherently has "information"

      The theory of entropy begs to differ...

    66. Re:What is life, anyway? by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

      From a molecular biologist's viewpoint:

      It's a common misconception that bacteria don't have sex. Many species do transfer genetic material, for example E. coli. This is called conjugation. Some E. coli strains contain the F' plasmid which encodes pili (think submicroscopic hair-like penises) which allows them to transfer the plasmid (or in rare "Hfr" strains, part of the main chromosome) to other recipient strains (you can consider them "male"-like). Very rarely this also appears to transfer to other species, which is one mechanism through which nasty things like antibiotic resistance genes jump the species barrier. Some bacteriophage (bacterial viruses) infect cells with pili so this tends to select against F' containing bacteria.

      A link I just found: http://www.mun.ca/biochem/courses/3107/Lectures/To pics/conjugation.html

    67. Re:What is life, anyway? by Billygoatz · · Score: 0



      Women that take birth control are dead in the eyes of the lord, and no more alive than rocks, mules or mexicans.

      Look into your pill taking girlfriends eyes sometime, they're dead ...like dolls eyes.

    68. Re:What is life, anyway? by sribe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I note how carefully the definition does not mention "evolve" or "evolution". It simply says "adaptation to environment".

      Because "adaptation to the environment" is a term that describes what living things do every single day in order to keep living. Evolution does not happen within a single organism's lifespan. We certainly don't say that something is not alive just because we can't observe it evolving. Perhaps you should be a little less sensitive and stop looking for intelligent design conspiracies everywhere?

    69. Re:What is life, anyway? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      I would contend that that is a necessary condition, but not a sufficient one, or even a good general test of aliveness.

      If I shot you, you would still less entropy than your environment, but you'd be dead. This is generally true of all life - ending it does not greatly increase its entropy.

      Further, it is generally recognized that current machines are not alive. For a test to be any good for checking for life, it needs some kind of exclusionary principal to remove machines from the mix. Your test does not do this. You also need to allow infertile individuals in your test, since quite clearly there are alive people who are infertile. These are two of the hardest boundary conditions for life tests to meet.

      My suggestion (which is, of course, a repeat of stuff shown elsewhere and reproduced here merely as an intellectual exercise), which does do this, is to check for:
      1) A class of things is life if it manifests information and spreads it via replicating chemical reactions.
      2) A single thing is alive if it is has metabolism (i.e. constant chemical reactions that produce energy) and belongs to a class of things that is life.

      Interestingly, under this definition a single virus is not alive. However, a group of viruses is still life. I think that this makes sense; a virus "lives" during the time when it reproduces, and at no other time. Further, it works in the other case; machines aren't alive because they do not exhibit replicating chemical reactions.

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    70. Re:What is life, anyway? by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 1

      2. Ability to process stored information to make
      replicas of oneself.


      Therefore, sterile creatures (including, say, women over 50) are not "alive". Don't tell your grandma !

      The essence of life (as in "what is the property that makes us call a thing 'alive'") lies not so much in reproduction as in self-construction. Plants, bacteria, people constantly build themselves. Fire does produce itself through autocatalysis too, but doesn't have any consistent, predictible structure (self-production != self-construction). Living organisms are essentially self-constructing machines (note that the term also has thermodynamic implications in terms of entropy production/reduction cycles).

      More generally, if you're talking about big-L-Life (as in "the biosphere", the whole living world) then you can go with the NASA definition: "Life is a self-sustaining reaction capable of undergoing Darwinian evolution" We don't have anything better yet.

      Thomas-

    71. Re:What is life, anyway? by Ismilar · · Score: 1

      A mule is made up of cells, and cells can reproduce (and metabolize, and react to their environment, etc). A mule is a collection of living cells, and thus is itself a living organism.

    72. Re:What is life, anyway? by roseblood · · Score: 1

      Dude, some stuff lives. It dosen't evolve. It will become extinct.

      Just becuase something dosen't evolve dosen't mean it's not life. It just won't be life anymore when the conditions of it's enviroment change.

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    73. Re:What is life, anyway? by Mwongozi · · Score: 1

      The definition is quite correct. Individual organisms do not evolve. Evolution is a process that involves changes as organisms reproduce, leaving some offspring to be "fitter" than others. A single organism can't evolve on its own.

    74. Re:What is life, anyway? by ifwm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Prions aren't alive.

    75. Re:What is life, anyway? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Stars metabolize but are not typically considered to be alive."

      Uh, bullshit. From Random House:

      1. Biol., Physiol. the sum of the physical and chemical processes in an organism by which its material substance is produced, maintained, and destroyed, and by which energy is made available. Cf. anabolism, catabolism.
      2. any basic process of organic functioning or operating: changes in the country's economic metabolism.

      Either you're being pedantic in the extreme, re: 2 or you've purposely jumped shark in talking about biology.

    76. Re:What is life, anyway? by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Life is naturally hard to define, and we will probably fiddle with our definition a lot as we find odd things on other planets, but my favorite definition is this:
      A complicated way of making heat from some sort of food.

      Like many definitions, fire qualifies despite not usually being considered alive, but it always helped me put life into an interesting perspective.

    77. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Look up "organism." It's going to have the word "life" in the definition. So any definition that depends on the word is circular. You are assuming that a star isn't alive to prove that it isn't alive.

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    78. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      Mules can reproduce, or at least try very hard. There are three known cases of mules successfully breeding. The difficulty comes from the chromosome pair difference between donkeys and horses. Mules have all the parts and plenty of will.

      This has been discussed. Male mules are sterile, even though mollies aren't necessarily. Still, a male mule serves as a counter-example to your characterization. In fact, relative to your characterization, a vasectomy would kill you. This is just absurd.

      Keep in mind, I see what you mean. I just realize the difficulty of actually writing a characterization down. We all have an intuitive sense of what lives, and in most cases reproduction and metabolism are sufficient to correctly identify life. But life, as a general rule, is full of exceptions.

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    79. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      This implies that a collection of, say, dogs is alive. After all, a collection of dogs is made up of dogs, each of which is made up of cells. So a collection of dogs is just a collection of cells, and thus is itself a living organism.

      You could argue for that. A lot of people believe (and have a fairly sound basis for) the claim that the Earth itself is a living organism. But most people don't realize that this is a consequence of the characterization you propose.

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    80. Re:What is life, anyway? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      I read through Bedau's paper again, and he has some objections to strong Alife listed, but doesn't really give any of them a fair chance. Basically, the objections boil down to object and representation. Say you look at a cat. The cat is alive, but is your mental image of it alive as well? Presumably not. Now, say you implement a Tierra simulation with paper and pencil. Which part of it is alive? Not the symbols on the page -- this is just representation, but something else which is hard to think about.

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    81. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are organisms that are non-motile (can't move on their own) that are definately considered to be alive.

    82. Re:What is life, anyway? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Greg Egan has written several Sci-Fi books about this topic (half of his books, I'd say) which are quite thoughtful. What if you do your simulation in a physically distributed way, so there's no meaningful location of the thing that's "alive" - does that matter? What if you do the simulation out of order - calculate in a series of successively more accurate refinements, so from our point of view it's non-linear (but still normally linear from with the simulation) - doestha change anything?

      Life vs. simulated life is a very deep philosophical area, once you start thinking about the details.

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    83. Re:What is life, anyway? by Rei · · Score: 1

      And how do you come to that conclusion? :)

      Prions reproduce, and they clearly have adapted in the past (from normal prions to a self-replicating type at the very least). They really represent the most fundamental form of what life is; they can reproduce, but only with *precisely* the right kind of chemical). The more advanced the lifeform, the more varied its inputs, and the more capable it is of adaptation, but there's no reason why BSE shouldn't be considered life.

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    84. Re:What is life, anyway? by Rei · · Score: 1

      proteins don't constitute life

      Yes, oh great authority on what is or what is not life. It's not like there is a massive debate in the scientific community on what constitutes life or anything. It's not like the only things that are really agreed upon are the ability to replicate with adaptation (Tom Kinch's is pretty close to the agreed-on principles); BSE qualifies with this bare-minimum definition (bare minimum because we only know of one adaptation thusfar by it, and it can only consume one particular type of input. Plus, it's parasitic, although nobody would claim that, say, a leech isn't a lifeform).

      No, of course not; there is no debate, and no baseline accepted points. An AC is the ultimate authority - the be-all, end-all on the subject. Silly me.

      you can not have reproduction without in one way or another having the information on how to make a second copy

      False. BSE doesn't have any "information" in it. It makes copies of itself. End of story, case in point. Want more self-replicators? Sun-Y. Ghadri peptide. How many more do you need? There's lots. They don't contain "information" - they're just chemical structures. Chemicals do what chemicals do.

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    85. Re:What is life, anyway? by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Seriously though, "catalyzing a chemical reaction" is a terrible definition of 'life'.

      With a catalyst you want to go from A to B as quickly and efficiently as possible.
      With life you want to go from A to B through as many diverse steps as possible.

    86. Re:What is life, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the good citizens of Pennsylvania have decided that evolution is "just a theory".

      That's because it is still just a theory, you asshat. If you have a problem with scientific method then get the fuck out. Shitheads like you like to act smug and pat yourself on the back about scientific knowledge while ignoring the very rules of research. Go fuck yourself skippy.

    87. Re:What is life, anyway? by PokeyMillie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It sounds as though we only require chemical conversion." Love and a mothers bond to a child have been found to be attributed to chemical reactions or hormones being released in the brain.

    88. Re:What is life, anyway? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anything that can die is alive. Anything that you can break a promise to is a person. Anything that knows that it could cease to exist is intelligent.

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  8. I wonder... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Suppose there is intelligent life in there, what will they think of earth creatures?

    "Amazing! The third planet creatures support temperatures so high that none of the titan lifeforms could withstand. Let's call them extremophiles".

    Kinda makes you think...

    1. Re:I wonder... by isomeme · · Score: 1

      I once read a science fiction story featuring beings from a Titan-like planet discussing Earth. One of them marveled that Earth was so unimaginably hot that its surface was mostly covered with deep pools of molten water. I thought that was beautifully phrased.

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    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      molten ice?

    3. Re:I wonder... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      " Suppose there is intelligent life in there, what will they think of earth creatures?"

      Drop a radio transceiver onto the surface and we can talk about it.

      Seriously, since FTL won't be happening in my lifetime, I kinda hope we find some sort of intelligent life elsewhere in our neighborhood to give space exploration a kick in the pants.

      All we really know right now is nobody else around is using radio, but radio wouldn't even work all that well in some of the environments that have the potential to host some sort of life.

    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Molton water makes sense, especially if the creature in the book thought of water normally being in the liquid phase.

    5. Re:I wonder... by oneiron · · Score: 1

      molten lava? molten rock? pretty much interchangable

    6. Re:I wonder... by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      "molten lava" is a tautology, because lava is by definition a molten rock.

    7. Re:I wonder... by isomeme · · Score: 1

      Or rather, normally in the solid phase. "Water" is specific to H2O; "ice" is used generically for the solid phase of a variety of chemicals we (Terrans) are used to encountering as liquids or gasses.

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    8. Re:I wonder... by Epistax · · Score: 1

      That kind of leads to an interesting question. Could there be an advanced race (paleolithic age to almost modern in earth terms) in our solar system and we just never noticed it because it's way too different from us? If a plume of gas was sentient, would we notice?

    9. Re:I wonder... by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      Any type of life elsewhere in our system would really kick up our exploration efforts...intellegent life in our own system would probably cause mayhem and panic among the populace!

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    10. Re:I wonder... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "intellegent life in our own system would probably cause mayhem and panic among the populace!"

      I doubt that. We 0wnz0r the star system. I suspect if there was any other species capable of launching a Sputnik (let alone a Pioneer), we'd know by now. Finding other sentients in the system would cause as much panic and mayhem as finding natives in the Americas and South Pacific caused panic and mayhem in Europe.

      Though I do admit the concept of homo sapiens being the advanced ones scares me...

    11. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like... why did you even bother to post this?

  9. Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Clement's Ice World was set on a unthinkably frigid world where sulfur was a solid and liquified steam covered the surface!

    It was Earth, of course. The protagonist was an alien scientist kidnapped by drug smugglers and forced to analyze a horrific drug they'd been buying from the natives. It's a juvenile, really, but enjoyable by adults as well.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by raoul666 · · Score: 0

      Out of curiousity, what was the drug?

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    2. Re:Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Out of curiousity, what was the drug?


      Tobacco!
    3. Re:Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies!

      Love is the drug!

      Say what you want about the potential for life on other planets (and their moons) but do not fuck with Roxy Music.

    4. Re:Reminds me of a Hal Clement story by deimtee · · Score: 1

      Hal Clement is one of my favorite authors.
      Having an alian protagonist was a definite forte. - "mission of gravity" is still regarded as a classic.
      With the standard exceptions for the plot (FTL travel and sometimes gravity control) his science was rock hard and his writing terrific.

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      I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
  10. Original Article (long) by Greg+Hullender · · Score: 5, Informative
    Here's a link to the original NASA article by Grinspoon and others. It's pretty long (and part of a longer set of papers) so you might just search for "Titan" and go from there. However, if you have the time, it's fascinating reading, and it does have cool pictures. :-)

    --Greg

  11. Extremophiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Extremophile: Michael Jackson bungy-jumping.

  12. Reminds me of that Robotman joke... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    Now if we could only be successful in finding intelligent life in Washington DC

    That reminded me of a joke:
    This menacing-looking alien goes to Washington, and lands on the whitehouse gardens. The president is having a walk in there. Then the alien says to him: "I want to speak to the supreme ruler."

    Then the president shouts: "HONEY, IT'S FOR YOU!"

    1. Re:Reminds me of that Robotman joke... by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, nowadays they would stand in a stunned silence trying to decide which corporate executive is the most appropriate one to provide the most profitable answer.

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    2. Re:Reminds me of that Robotman joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a Bible lesson.

  13. Kurt Vonnegut by ThinSkin · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Still, when I hear about Titan, I am reminded by Vonnegut's book "The Sirens of Titan." Quite a good read. As for the article, eh, no idea.

  14. Further study needed? by jacks+smirking+reven · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Who elsewould like to see 10 billion taken out of that moon landing money and put towards a few swarms probes to Titan to confirm this. Something to researhc this, and the JIMO mission are what i'd really pushed up schedule. Life outside our planet is the type of scientific and philisophical question that we should make all strides to answering. Jupites moons and Titan are the only places we essentially have left in our immediate solar system that might contain life. We really owe it to ourselves to research these to their final conclusion. I'd be happy to expand humanity into the solar system once we know we're not the only thing on it.

    1. Re:Further study needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Studies have been performed and are continuing. I was actually recently involved in a research project focused on exhibiting types of organic compounds on Titan through Infrared spectroscopy. Acetylene (C2H2) was determined to be a likely component of Titan's atmosphere. Not to mention the Cassini mission. The work in our lab was based of the data from Voyager when it passed by Saturn many years ago. So there is obvioulsy plent of research in this field taking place both on the Earth and on Titan.

    2. Re:Further study needed? by Ivop · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's exactly the scientific and philosophical question a born again christian wouldn't want to be answered.

    3. Re:Further study needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its also the question whiny atheist leftists don't want answered because the money might be better used to help the precious poor.

    4. Re:Further study needed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a solution! Kill off both extremes!

    5. Re:Further study needed? by nzkbuk · · Score: 1

      Who elsewould like to see 10 billion taken out of that moon landing money and put towards a few swarms probes to Titan to confirm this.
      I'm sure more people would agree if you said take 10Bn from the military instead.

    6. Re:Further study needed? by BerntB · · Score: 1
      I would like to see 5 billions taken from the moon program and given to e.g. Scaled Composites to build a cheap heavy lifter.

      Then you could build the solar system program for 95 billions.

      Five billions only gets you papers from NASA and their standard contractors. :-(

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    7. Re:Further study needed? by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Well lets take it to its logical conclusion... what would a unified space program do, exactly? First thing I would do is set up a space station with an actual functional purpose, as a launch point for probes and a gathering point for data and samples, and expandable of course.

      Next a methodical automated probe search of the whole system, with certain goals in mind, such as habitability, mineral value, and exisitng life forms. The emphasis should be on redundancy, with thousands of cheap probes sent to each planetary body, to investigate from orbit, in the atmosphere, and the surface, as well as below, where applicable, with each wave of probes designed specifically for it's environment. Sort of like MIRVs but without the nuclear payload. We can probably expect to lose the first couple of waves until we pin down exactly what is survivable in alien environments.

      Once we have half an idea whats really out there, automated stations and robotic remotes should be sent to establish footholds on and around these locations, to get them self sustaining first, possibly for further scientific investigation or to prepare for human inhabitants, or to extract valuable minerals, and set up a manufacturing base (farming base too?). Then finally actual human colonists should be sent out to take over the stations. For interstellar expansion, just repeat the process.

      And while we're at it, we could move essentially all manufacturing to near the sun. Set up some enormous stations near the sun, to gather that energy blasting out, and just launch raw materials to them for processing. When done, they get launched back. All you need is raw materials and abundant energy.

      Now thats what I call a space program.

  15. No matches please by Belseth · · Score: 1

    The one place in the solar system that saying some one has an explosive personally is a compliment.

  16. Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by SIGBUS · · Score: 3, Funny

    Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

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    1. Re:Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

      So 500 pound gorillas aren't alive? They might not die, but they sure got angry with me when I tried that the other day.

    2. Re:Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      Needs a corollary:
      "... with a big enough foot"

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    3. Re:Dave Barry came up with a good answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right, let us extend the definition:

      Life is anything that dies when you stomp o it, or anything that stomps back.

  17. DRINK! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats not new, I survive on a diet of acetylene...

    Oh wait, no, thats Ethanol.

  18. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, you got one thing right, you are *bait.

    Pathetic.

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  19. Genocide by Jozer99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We should probably make sure they don't find out about the Acetylene genocide going on at every mechanic's garage and construction site every day.

  20. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by k98sven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Therefore, to expect the life on another planet may be complex-molecule-based instead of simple-carbon-based is feasible.

    "Complex-molecule-based" versus "simple-carbon-based" ?? Did you make up those terms yourself? Could you please define them? And perhaps elaborate on how this is supposed to follow from the statement "acetylene is organic"?

    Because the statement "acetylene is organic" doesn't mean anything in particular. It's saying that the acetylene molecule has a carbon-carbon bond in it.

    But the other people saying 'no' are (as far as I can tell thru HISTORY) full of horse-hockey.

    Who is saying 'no' to what?

    Tell me exactly what in the world you know about organic compounds on another planet that will/will not produce life, please?

    Since this is the first semi-intelligible statement in your post, I'll try and answer it:

    1) Most scientists believe that life in all its forms, terrestrial or otherwise, follows the laws of chemistry. All life we know of appears to do so.
    In the same way that we also believe that all the universe follows the same laws of physics. We have no reason to believe otherwise. (and the chemistry follows from the physics, anyway.)

    2) We know that certain conditions are required to sustain life regardless of its form. For instance, life requires energy. This follows from the laws of thermodynamics being one of those things believed to be universal in 1).

    3) We have labs. We don't have to go to another planet to figure out how chemistry works at extreme temperatures and pressures.

    Yes, it's flamebait/trollbait. How about you editors/moderators tell me your experience on Titan, [..]

    No, it's just moronic. How about you tell me about all those atoms you've seen yourself? Still believe they exist though, don't you?

    Let the organic/biological scientists determine this, not the uneducated populace.

    David Grinspoon is an adjunct Professor at the University of Colorado. Hardly "uneducated populace".

    Even I don't dare step into this conversation, except as far as I have made my agrument.

    You didn't really make one.

  21. In Soviet Russia..... by Slashdot_Gandhi · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    Oh there are no Russian jokes here...

    By the way, a description of life is: An open, coherent spacetime structure kept far from thermodynamic equilibrium by a flow of energy through it---a (carbon-based) system operating in a (water-based) medium, with higher forms metabolizing (oxygen). I wonder if we can consider Stars as living beings, because similar arguments can be made for them too. Heck, everything has life!


    1. Re:In Soviet Russia..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


       
      In Soviest Russia, depmod finds YOU!

  22. The Bigger Question by lcreech · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is the impact on religion. The 7th day and so forth. Like Copernicus and Gallileo popping the churches/government bubble isn't pleasent and because of the current polical atmosphere, these times are no exception.

    Not anonymous because I am not afraid, though I may regret it in the near term.

    1. Re:The Bigger Question by dahjelle · · Score: 1

      Sure, Genesis doesn't mention other planets, as far as I can tell. But it doesn't mention a lot that one might presume would be part of a God creating a universe (such as details about other universes, other beings, etc.). I don't think it would be too far out of somewhat orthodox beliefs to imagine that there is life elsewhere, and it would make a ton of sense to imagine that a creative God would have made it surprisingly different from our own life.

      Then again, He may not have.

      It reminds me a bit of C.S. Lewis's Space Trilogy . The books definitely don't espouse strict teachings of any church that I know of--but they suggest some pretting interesting ideas.

    2. Re:The Bigger Question by dahjelle · · Score: 1

      Fair enough--I suppose I should clarify that I'm coming from a pretty Judea-Christian perspective. I don't know enough about other creation accounts to really comment on them, although I'd imagine many are similar, both in content and in flexibility.

    3. Re:The Bigger Question by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 1
      For many religions, it should have no impact.

      I mostly know about Catholic teachings, but most non-fundamentalist Christian groups hold the whole 7 day creation bit to be metaphorical. ie the 7 days represent 7 distinct periods during creation, which could be millions of years long. Just because there isn't any specific mention of an event doesn't mean it couldn't have happened. "On the x day God created the heavens and the earth." Heavens= moon, stars, Titans, etc.

      At least for Catholics, the big bang and evolution have been acceptable beleifs for quite a few years (evolution was proclaimed officially ok before John Paul II). Most mainstream religions are a lot more open and flexable than you think.

    4. Re:The Bigger Question by sammie78 · · Score: 1

      They might realize their moral superiority is based on stories that are all made up and let gays live in peace and let poor people in Africa use condoms.

    5. Re:The Bigger Question by accessdeniednsp · · Score: 1

      YES! PLEASE mod parent up! I agree one hundred thousand thousand thousand percent. (Well, don't mod parent up because of *my* opinion, but rather because his/her/its comment is dead-on accurate).

  23. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you drunk or angry or something? I half expected your post to contain numerous threatening references to the UN.

  24. Yes, but do they have... by anandamide · · Score: 1


        Ohhhh...Tasty Acetyline...urmblargargumgruch!!

  25. Spallation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How does the earth replenishes its carbon 14 source (half-life of 5730 yrs)? Spallation. This is the reason for carbon dating can be "somewhat" constant and "more or less" reliable. (Assuming that the high energy particles are constant.)

    This is a great topic to stump some of the more well educated scientists. N2 ----> 14CN.

    http://www.sns.gov/aboutsns/what-why.htm

    My question: does spallation work on Titan? I know that Saturn has an intense magnetic field, but I don't know if Saturn emits high energy particles. Can high energy particles from our sun can reach that far to influence Titan? I wonder if he factored this into his theory or not. The article does not explain this. I would figure that he would have to take this into account, if high energy particles are "abound." These particles can change most of the gases in the upper atmosphere to many different types of molecules. Using acetylene from methane as an example is very loaded. If there is enough energy to make this, why would acetylene not want to change into larger organic chains when exposed to this high energy or react with the next nearest neighbor molecules. Considering life is a major leap, however there is some chemistry (using high energy light/particles) that can do similar things.

  26. Err, Cheeky Rebutal ... by PseudoJudoName · · Score: 1

    Okay so lets deconstruct your assumptions ... I'll grant YOU, your worthyness!

    That physics art-science thing you refereanced still has not figured out the lesser related 3.14... "pie" thing for circles. Perhaps our ten digit number system 0-9 is flawed? If we can't even count right how can we eliminate possibilities of life on other planets?

    P.S. Don't delimit and judge worthyness based on your bias!

    (Putting on asbestos suit.)

    1. Re:Err, Cheeky Rebutal ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me points and laughs

      Oh yeah, the ratio of circumference to radius is not an integer, therefore there is life on Titan. Real good logic there.

  27. Titan is OURS by patricksevenlee · · Score: 3, Funny
    All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

    I'm assuming the warning covers the rest of the solar system. So those little black rectangles can kiss our carbon based rear ends.

    Also, members of the Titan version of Slashdot are probably saying, "I for one welcome our monkey-based overlords."

    1. Re:Titan is OURS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're complaining about how earth-centric the slashdot editors are.

    2. Re:Titan is OURS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sort of -- in the original book the second monument was on enceladus ( or hyperion -- it's one of saturn's moons) but the movie stuck with jupiter b/c kubrick's budget and the f/x of the day prevented shots of the saturnine system of acceptable realism. After the movie, somewhere in his book series Clarke fudged over that detail and switched to the movie version of events, but there's at least one fictional timeline where we might have been warned off of Titan had the narrative continued.

    3. Re:Titan is OURS by rossdee · · Score: 1

      Iapetus (alternative spellong Japetus) was the moon of Saturn where the 2nd monolth was located in the original book version. (It was actually on the surface, not in orbit)

  28. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

    You don't know what "Organic" means. A diamond is considered organic because it has carbon. Tool.

  29. Acetylene + hydrogen - methane. Huh!? by Scorillo47 · · Score: 1

    >>> We calculated that, if acetylene is reacting with the hydrogen gas to turn it back into methane, quite a bit of energy is being released. So that's our basis for saying there is something to eat on Titan. We don't know if there are any customers, but there's something on the menu.

    This reaction doesn't make any sense. The C-C bond is much too stronger to be broken by a small release of energy done by the hydrogen absorbtion. At worst, this will generate etylene in the first step, and then ethane in the second step.

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    1. Re:Acetylene + hydrogen - methane. Huh!? by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Informative

      This reaction doesn't make any sense.

      Sure it does. C2H2 + H2 --> CH4 is exothermic by about 300 kJ/mol. That is, 300 kJ of heat are released for every mole of acetylene consumed.

      Maybe it's confusing because we usually think of energy-releasing respiration-type reductions in the context of our nice highly oxidizing atmosphere? So that most reactions we think of as "energy producing" are combustion reactions, combinations of hydrocarbons with oxygen? But there's no free oxygen on Titan, so that's out. Nevertheless, there are zillions of chemical reactions that produce energy.

      And on that note, I have to say the existence of some chemical reaction that can generate energy seems pretty much a given on any planet with an abundance of light elements and temperatures nontrivially above 0K. How could it be otherwise? The universe has hardly had time to reach complete chemical equilibrium...

      So I guess I'm underwhelmed by the realization that this or that chemical reaction could power life. I'd think there's always a chemical reaction that can produce mere energy. That's the least of life's problems, maybe.

      The trick, as I see it, lies more in figuring out what system of complex chemical reactions under Titanian conditions could mimic the Terrestrial transcription-translation-replication pas de deux our nucleic acids and proteins execute to regenerate and duplicate themselves indefinitely.

      Here's one problem with Titan I see on general thermodynamic grounds: I would argue one of the key aspects of DNA/protein chemistry is the primacy of hydrogen bonds, which have an energy comparable to Earth's average temperature. That makes much of its chemistry nicely reversible -- you can build proteins or digest them, bind with DNA or unbind, and so on, by exerting only small control forces, e.g. by using enzymes.

      Alas, the temperatures on Titan are only about 100K, so that's right out. At those temperatures hydrogen bonds are stronger than steel, so to speak. Their chemistry is no longer easily reversible.

      But what else is there? It's hard to think of any chemistry which is easily reversible -- easily controllable -- at 100K, because there isn't anything even remotely like a chemical bond with energy that low.

      Maybe life -- in the sense of self-replicating large molecules -- is pretty much impossible except where the temperatures are near the energy of a hydrogen bond, which -- aha -- means temperatures near the melting point of water.

    2. Re:Acetylene + hydrogen - methane. Huh!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *All* of Titan isn't likely to be as low as 100K -- there will be pressure heating, and there could be convective heating from the flow of whatever's being heated as a result. This could produce zones which could support familiar biological redox reactions. We see this terrestrially in places that don't benefit much directly from Earth's proximity to the sun. Titan has methane-spewing "volcanos".

      Titan also has no magnetic field of its own and consequently wanders in and out of Saturn's field and the solar wind. The top of its atmosphere is energetic because of ionization, UV bond breakdowns, and magneto effects. Whether anything with sufficient structure to recover the energy from these processes (i.e., something with a self-reproducing electron transport chain) could survive them itself is unclear.

  30. Think of the Titanians by phebz23 · · Score: 1

    Everytime you light that cutting torch, you're killing millions of Titanians.

    1. Re:Think of the Titanians by psycobrat · · Score: 0

      forget the titans. light the torch and give saturn its own privat sun to let us colonise it >:)

      i can feel the cozy glow already!

  31. OT by St.+Arbirix · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or are Slashdot's articles getting incrementally longer?

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  32. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Khyber · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, for one, a complexs molecule can be more than simple carbon chains, as one "tool" said so in a post below this one.

    Obviously that one had no knowledge of organic chemistry, in which nitrogen, oxygen, carbon, and I believe two, if not three, other elemtns make up almost the entirety of organic chemistry. So there's your complex molecule. Care to give examples where I'm wrong in my understanding of Organic chemistry on that standpoint? I'm getting this info directly from one University of Memphis professor. (Granted we're rated as one of the best medical schools in the country, so our understanding of biochemistry isn't that far lacking, if at all, and you can do the research yourself on that one.)

    1) Most scientists believe that life in all its forms, terrestrial or otherwise, follows the laws of chemistry. All life we know of appears to do so. In the same way that we also believe that all the universe follows the same laws of physics. We have no reason to believe otherwise. (and the chemistry follows from the physics, anyway.)

    Part of that I already stated, next point, please?

    2) We know that certain conditions are required to sustain life regardless of its form. For instance, life requires energy. This follows from the laws of thermodynamics being one of those things believed to be universal in 1).

    The Second law semantically conradicts itself. If energy cannot be created, nor destroyed, only transferred/transformed thru heat (which is how we measure all things energy-wise, by wattage) then the entire universe, as far as we can tell, is a perpetual motion machine (We cannot disprove this simply because we cannot test the entire universe, this is a theory much like the "LAWS" of thermodynamics (which we may disprove wrong to a point with the advanceent of technology.)

    3) We have labs. We don't have to go to another planet to figure out how chemistry works at extreme temperatures and pressures.

    Let's see you do that here on Earth, then do the exact same experiment directly upon the surface of Mars? Get the same result? Odds are, most likely not. regardless of how thoughtful scientists are, there's always something missing that we've not yet thought about, which adds to our own confusion about how the universe works. Until you do your own physics testing on another planet under controlled conditions, there's no way you'll get accurate enough data to even compare. Earth-simulated conditions !=Mars conditions.

    David Grinspoon is an adjunct Professor at the University of Colorado. Hardly "uneducated populace".

    Has he been to Mars to conduct the very experiments I'm suggesting???? I thought not. Until he has and has written a book about it, (I'm expecting it to cover at least four full volumes) I'm not going to give him a lick of credit about Mars physics. Until he's been there to experience and test it all for himself, your quote basically means nothing to me.

    Yes, I'll be an uneducated twit about that. Why?

    Simple. Because none of us have put foot on Mars and then run comprehensive tests with our bare hands and our bare brains, right there at the point of gathering samples and putting them into a testing station. Until we're actually present on Mars and we're able to measure it all personally, I'm only taking the data we have with a grain of salt. I want to see a human on Mars showing the temperature rising, or the greenhouse effect happening without human interference.

    And I have made my point/argument, you're just not thinking far enough ahead into the future, you're only thinking about the highly limited here and now.

    Mod me again as trollbait/flamebait. Those of you modding me most likely couldn't respond, anyways.

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  33. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...one University of Memphis professor. (Granted we're rated as one of the best medical schools in the country...
    First I laughed. Then, to be safe, I checked out US News and didn't see Memphis or UT-Memphis anywhere in the top 50, Research or Primary. Which likely puts it solidly below the half-way point among the 125 medical schools in the US. Then I laughed again. (Which is worse, mean or delusional?)
  34. Either way, it is a very neat thought. by Chadhulhu · · Score: 1

    It is hard to comprehend, but I think it has some merit, we only know of life here on earth, carbon based. but to think there maybe another element based lifeform, that truly rocks. here hoping that Europa will have lifeforms as well..

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  35. Re:Indeed, new bush plan by fprog · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, if there is some "acetylene terrorist" in there,
    Bush will seek and "smoke them out" !

    Everyone know, they have some "chemical warfare",
    look look this powerpoint slide, they have "CHEMICAL BOMBS" !!!
    they have some sneaky plans, look at this slide!!!
    they gonna attack us with chemical bombs!
    we must destroy them! I mean... bring democracy in there!

    Then we try to bring "democracy"
    over our new "acetylene bacteria" chemical storm warlord,
    then we just send another Unocal V.P. dress up
    as an "acetylene bacteria" warlord
    and nobody on CNN will ever see the difference.

    Worst case, hey just nuke them all. As simple as that.
    Don't forget, "their terrorist, they eat acetylene" !
    Don't forget, "we finish the job", "we finish" as Bush said!

    "God bless us. God bless US. God bless America".

    After all we "borrow" all the methane in there and burn it up here.
    No chance those "terrorists" get a hand on that "precious gas".
    Oooops sorry is that microphone still on?!

    http://www.jengajam.com/r/End-Of-The-World

  36. Now I understand why Huygens lasted 3x too long! by Herve5 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because the Huygens probe had many platinum-covered appendages, this (catalyst) triggered out the chemical reactions depicted in the OP, which heated the probe much more than expected (it is notorious that the probe's temperature was well above manufacturer's predictions during all descent).
    Then once on ground, this heating continued, and Huygens whose batteries had been designed to last "the 3-hours descent + some margins" in a -150 degree environment, lasted indeed six hours more for being much hotter...

    Hervé, part of the Huygens technical team

    OK, as we are not april 1st now I wonder wether I shoulnd't have posted anonymously :-)

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  37. BSE = Mad Cow Disease ??? (Re:What is life, any) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can Mad Cow Disease be abbreviated "BSE"?
    It really should be "MCD"! ...wait..... /G

  38. So a fire is alive? by msauve · · Score: 1

    It metabolizes carbon and oxygen, and can reproduct, even grow.

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    1. Re:So a fire is alive? by lgw · · Score: 1

      You're missing the single most important aspect of life. Everyone seems to be. Life is (locally) anentropic! Life consumes energy to build an orderly system. I'm not sure reproduction is even important.

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  39. Bleah! Cancell my tickets to Titan! by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    Having worked around welders, the acetylene thing put me off. Next time you're around a big metal bottle of the stuff (and there's nothing lit or burning for miles around, and you're outside!), crack the valve real quick and take a whiff. Farts don't begin to describe it, you have to mix in a rotten egg and a scortched garlic clove, along with the kind of farts your dog makes after eating liver. Good thing it's 821,190,000 miles from Earth, or we'd be able to smell it from here.

    1. Re:Bleah! Cancell my tickets to Titan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The reason it smells is because it's not pure acetylene. Pure acetylene has a rather sweetish smell. In fact, for a brief period it was used as an anaesthetic (yes, really) until the rather unfortunate side effects became all too obvious - No, I don't know why they didn't catch on straight away.

      The *nasty* smell comes from impurities, the major one is phosgene which smells horrible and is pretty poisonous, to boot.

    2. Re:Bleah! Cancell my tickets to Titan! by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      Huh! Din' know dat!

      OK, perhaps it might be unwise to go around cracking gas can valves just for the experience. Live 'n' learn, kiddies!

  40. Fire a life form? by ThJ · · Score: 1

    That's an interesting proposition. There is something about fire. But we could just add another criteria and change the sencence:

    "An organism is an entity, capable of responding to its environment, in which reproduction takes place."

    Try to falsify it by example.

    1. Re:Fire a life form? by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Just some additional thoughts: At some point, when trying to define life, you will end up adding a criteria that is arbitrary and might actually exclude an existing life form. Any material will exhibit some response to its environment. The base of life is chemical. In this light, even the human brain can be perceived as only passively reacting to external stimuli. We also have to consider the definition of "external". To an organelle, such as a mitochondria, the inside of the cell is its environment and can be considered external. Life is more than the sum of its parts... or is it?

  41. Was that suppose to rule out fire? by msauve · · Score: 1

    because it doesn't - fire certainly responds to its environment (wind, water) in addition to reproducing.

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    1. Re:Was that suppose to rule out fire? by ThJ · · Score: 1

      See the other answer to the parent post. I could add "actively respond" but what constitutes an active response in a cause-effect chain anyhow?

  42. What about life in the stars themselves? by FluffyMunchkin · · Score: 1

    Seems to be available energy that is one of the main driving factors for the possibility of life. Anyone ever considered that most of the energy in the universe is contained in the stars so they may in fact be teeming with life? I have a theory that this is indeed the case, and that for intelligent life the speed of concious processes is directly related to the thermodynamic activity of the surrounding environment. That would mean that any thought processes of such creatures would be happening at an incredible rate; to them, we would seem to be as inanimate as rocks. If that is so, I'm not sure why we haven't seen any signs of intelligent behaviour; perhaps we're not looking for the right indicators. I'm not sure what kind of activity one would expect such star dwellers to get up to. Anyone know if there has been any speculation about this before?

    1. Re:What about life in the stars themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, See Robert Forward's novel Dragon's Egg, which is about intelligent life on a neutron star.

  43. Cool anyway, but the article wasn't that complete by BerntB · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Really cool point that the reaction speeds are slowed so normally fast reactions might be usable.

    Reactions slows with temperature either because diffundation speed slows (the speed of molecules) or that the energy of the collisions between molecules aren't enought to make them react.

    The molecular speed should be a problem. I believe cell size of modern life is limited by diffundation of oxygen and other molecules. Any life would have to use lots of transportation engines in their cells (or keep them very, very small).

    Life generally needs to do reactions in long chains (especially things that are energetic like acetylene!) Some enzymes could be good catalysators and help the reaction rates, I guess. But are they really made from proteins on Titan? What is used instead of water? Methane?

    Assume that the "proteins" are working in clusters. Then we have cell membranes, DNA and...

    Any physical chemist care to comment? Is there some trick to keep big C-based molecules moving about at ca 94 K average temperature?? (According to Wikipedia)

    Now, even if possible functional cell parts can be conceived, considering the slower reaction rates -- how muc longer would life take to evolve? (Fewer reactions/second means that random reactions are tried slower.)

    (No pun intended with my "Subject".)

    Is there a slashdot site for physical chemists I can go read their comments about this story? :-)

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  44. Re:BSE = Mad Cow Disease ??? (Re:What is life, any by not_potable · · Score: 1

    BSE = Bovine Spongy Encephalopathy, the technical term for Mad Cow Disease.

  45. Isn't the smell artificial? by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    I thought that natural gas is artificially made to smell; so that one that passes by a leaking source could notice the leak and warn the others/run/take cover/etc

    Isn't the natural smell = no smell?

    1. Re:Isn't the smell artificial? by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      I thought so too. The smell is also added to industrial oxygen for the same reason, and I'd imagine oxygen itself is pretty fresh.

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    2. Re:Isn't the smell artificial? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acetylene is not natural gas.

  46. Honey is bee barf by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    The bees drink the nectar from flowers and regurgitate/vomit it into cells in their hive on their return. I wouldn't call it "cud" because they don't bring it back up, chew on it, and then swallow it as part of an extended digestive process such as ruminant mammals use. And it's certainly NOT piss because the nectar isn't absorbed by the digestive system and filtered out by some kidney-like organ (now honeydew from aphids is effectively piss, but that's another matter).

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    1. Re:Honey is bee barf by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      ... now honeydew from aphids is effectively piss ...

      I guess that's why the ants like to hang around the aphids. :P

  47. Re:BSE = Mad Cow Disease ??? (Re:What is life, any by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually it is Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy... but I digress

  48. Entropy is... by PromANJ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I read somewhere that life, or "complex adaptive systems" tend to export entropy* and import/make order. Temporary local order is achieved at the cost of increasing the overall entropy in the universe. Maxwell's little demon might fit the definition of life?

    *Entropy is lack of order. A really good compression algoritm would produce compact entropy data, and if we knew how to decipher that data we would get a lot of information out of it, more than we would get out of an equal amount of ordered data. If aliens compress their information we might have trouble finding them with SETI perhaps, as there are no patterns/order which we expect life to produce.

    1. Re:Entropy is... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I read somewhere that life, or "complex adaptive systems" tend to export entropy* and import/make order.

      Your refrigerator (and pretty much any other machine) does that, too.

  49. The Spaghetti Monster Created Everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..in full pirate regalia.

    There is no doubt in my mind that if us piddly earthlings can see these things, his almighty noodly appendage SURELY could reach to the stars and touch them as well.

    Convert now! Save yourself, ye scurvy seadogs! Arrrrrr!

    http://www.venganza.org/

  50. DOH! by SilverspurG · · Score: 2, Informative
    AM: So there's acetylene rain from the sky that's produced by the breakdown of methane</i>
    SSG: Actually it's the other way around. Methane is formed by the breakdown of acetylene. Acetylene is formed by the dehydrogenation of two molecules of methane
    DG: By ultraviolet light and also by interactions with Saturn's magnetosphere. There's a lot of energy up there. Then the acetylene is raining down and getting buried....

    Other than that small confusion in the heads of the interviewers, I find the concept of acetylene based life very intriguing.

    I, for one, welcome our new acetylene metabolizing overlords.
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  51. Different complexity by PromANJ · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, I didn't say life was alone in doing it. Life could be described a complex adaptive system, and a refrigerator would just be a somewhat complex system. There's also all sorts of 'dead' and simple systems in nature.

    The defintition of the term Complex Adaptive Systems (CAS) seem to vary a bit. The book The Quark and the Jaguar : Adventures in the Simple and Complex might be of intrest.

  52. Question? What question? by AlXtreme · · Score: 2
    Religion: -1 Flamebait.

    Hello? 21st century here, all $DEITY's should be buried by now. Open your eye's people, Darwin's theory has been out for nearly 150 years, religion has long been obsolete!

    Bring it on you fundi's, I dare you. Modding me down will get you a one-way ticket to Hell...

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    1. Re:Question? What question? by nharmon · · Score: 1

      I find people who force their religious beliefs onto others despicable, including athiests.

    2. Re:Question? What question? by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm agnostic (fallen away Catholic), and therefore no "fundi", but IMHO the notion that deities CAN'T exist is just as foolish and arrogant as asserting they NECESSARILY exist. Ultimately, neither position is likely to ever be proved or disproved.

      Why is it so important to some atheists to ram the theory of godlessness down the throats of others: a behavior identical to many of those being vilified (the "fundi's" [sic] in this case). There is a dearth of evidence for either position, so it really does come down to one's faith. Belief in nothing is, IMHO, still a matter of faith.

      Overall, I personally tend to agree more with science's position: without evidence to the contrary, assume the most "basic" situation exists. In this context, without hard evidence of a God, assume no God exists. But ultimately this is still an assumption. For a long time we had no clue of the existence of gravity, radio, or that light even had a speed at all. Just because we didn't conceptualize them didn't mean they didn't exist. Conversely, just because we DO conceptualize something doesn't mean it DOES exist (Aether anyone?).

      But, without "God" (in whatever form), where did we come from? Science seems to be able to track things back to the Big Bang, but before that many leading scientists simply argue it doesn't matter.

      Suppose the Big Bang was a local phenomena and part of a larger universe? Before assuming THAT doesn't matter, suppose the two Big Bang-style "universes" come into contact someday -- then it definitely would matter and would nullify our assumptions about our universe. Somewhere down the line something was set into motion that allowed everything we all experience to exist. Was that God? Maybe. Even if I assume that God did create everything lends no particular credence to the specific claims made by any of the current religions.

      But, back to the article. Suppose there is life found outside our planet (and I truly hope there is). Does that completely invalidate the "fundi's" position? Not really, one could easily argue that the Bible only refers to our place on Earth, not the universe as a whole and that other worlds would have different relationships with God. Of course, that slipperiness is what makes the position distasteful to me, but I still could relate and accept that reasoning as the foundation of their view of the world.

      Most likely I'll never know the answers to any of these questions. Do you, the reader, know? Not just have a few purported clues and decided that Professor Plum created the universe with a chainsaw, but actually KNOW whether God exists? Can you trace everything back to the beginning of all time (not just the known universe)?

      Are you really all that certain that whatever God you worship is not simply the play toy of another higher being? After all, "I am the Lord thy God ... You shall have no other Gods besides Me" doesn't preclude the possibility of higher levels of bureaucracy. It just implies that the bureaucracy doesn't matter to us and that we should direct all requests to our designated divine civil servant for proper routing.

      If not (and I'm certain that despite any protests the real answer is no -- I suppose that's the only real tennent of MY faith), please stow the over-righteous attitude. It's not helping anyone's quest for the answers.

    3. Re:Question? What question? by lemkebeth · · Score: 1

      Darwin doesn't prevent the existence of a deity or deities. Also don't assume that everyone who believes in a religion is Christian (Catholic or otherwise).

      Furthermore, I dislike those who try to impose their religion on others no matter what their belief system is (including atheism)

      I'm don't believe in Hell but, reincarnation so your threat of going to Hell is useless.

      As for Titan having life, who knows?

    4. Re:Question? What question? by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      "Most likely I'll never know the answers to any of these questions."

      You might after you die, but I wouldn't count on it. According to my research, continuance of consiouness after death does happen, but in a much different form than we're used to. And this continued existance doesn't really bolster the existance of God either, any more than your current existance does. It's quite strange, to be sure, but probably because I'm only used to being "here" as opposed to "there", and am only "there" for relativly short periods (even though sometimes they seem to last a long long long time whilst there)

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    5. Re:Question? What question? by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > I'm agnostic (fallen away Catholic), and therefore no "fundi", but IMHO the notion that
      > deities CAN'T exist is just as foolish and arrogant as asserting they NECESSARILY exist.
      > Ultimately, neither position is likely to ever be proved or disproved.


      a god (or gods) that can't be proved or disproved is the same as a god that is irrelevant. if you can't positively assign any action or attributes to a given god then it may as well not exist.

      so, why worship something that is irrelevant? that takes no action? that has no influence or effect on the world?

      a god that does nothing is just a theological convenience - to explain why someone's oh-so-powerful deity doesn't strike down unbelievers and support believers.

      btw, i'm curious - do american superstitious types believe that the current hurricane disasters are God's punishment for human-caused climate change - God's way of saying "stop using so much oil and gasoline. or else."

      > Do you, the reader, know? Not just have a few purported clues and decided
      > that Professor Plum created the universe with a chainsaw, but actually
      > KNOW whether God exists?


      well, that's probably impossible to know with 100% certainty.....but since there's no actual evidence for the existence of any god or gods, it's a pretty safe bet (99.99999999999....% certainty) that there are none.

      that's close enough that, for all intents and purposes, you may as well act as if you were 100% certain.

      (the Invisible Pink Unicorn[1], however, is another matter. we have irrefutable proof that She is invisible because we can't see Her :)

      [1] http://www.invisiblepinkunicorn.com/

    6. Re:Question? What question? by JoelClark · · Score: 1

      "a god (or gods) that can't be proved or disproved is the same as a god that is irrelevant."

      False. There is an absolute truth out there somewhere, and your ability to prove or disprove it is what is irrelevant.

      "if you can't positively assign any action or attributes to a given god then it may as well not exist."

      Again, false. Even a ficticious god can have a profound impact on a populace. =)

      "so, why worship something that is irrelevant? that takes no action? that has no influence or effect on the world?"

      Does this mean I should be worshiping gravity? It has a tremendous influence on the world, without it we wouldn't exist, but I don't pray to it every night before I hit the rack.

    7. Re:Question? What question? by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > False. There is an absolute truth out there somewhere,

      is there? please provide some evidence for this assertion.

      > Again, false. Even a ficticious god can have a profound impact on a populace. =)

      so? exactly how does that disprove my theory that a god which can't be proved may as well not exist? IMO, it tends to support my theory as it is evidence that a populace can be impacted just as much (or more*) by a non-existent fictional god as it can by one that actually exists.

      * actually, much more - since there are no gods that actually exist (at least, none that have either been proven to exist, or for which there is any evidence of their existence), only non-existent, fictional gods.

      > Does this mean I should be worshiping gravity?

      if you choose to, why not? it's no crazier than worshipping anything/anyone else. however, nothing i said implies that gravity-worship is necessary or desirable.

      the fact that something provably does exist (or for which there is evidence of its existence) is not, IMO, sufficient reason to worship it. even the fact that something is able to affect or influence you is not sufficient reason to worship it.

    8. Re:Question? What question? by mink · · Score: 1

      Some religions view of the afterlife is rather complex.
      Hindu religions often have reincarnation as well as heaven, hell, and partying with the supreme being.
      The way I was taught it works is in life you will do good or evil, and assuming you do not die a saint and go straight up to hang with the dude, you are provided pleasure for your good deeds in heaven or are punished for your evil (sometimes you do both) in hell and then re-incarnate on the Earth for another go at doing things right so you can hang with the dude.

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  53. Homeland security goes to space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Bush's new space exploration plan call for us to visit there, soon? :-)

    What Bush said was "The Dept of Homeland security will checkout Uranus for WMD's"

  54. Yet Another Overlord? by Ranger · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many overlords does this make? Doesn't it get a bit tiring every time you turn around we have welcome new overlords like those giant ants, black monoliths, 900 foot Jesus, giant squid, or even intelligent doormats. C'mon slashdot. Just stick with one overlord and we'll all be happy toiling away in the gallium arsnide mines, the selenium tarpits, and Wal-Marts. Hold on there's a knock at the door.

    I'm back. The delivery man gave me this package. It had this cool hat in it. It's a gelatinous blue with tentacles. It looked just like the one he was wearing. Except his was pulsating. I'm going to try it on.

    I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW ACETYLENE BASED LIFEFORM TITAN OVERLORDS. TIME TO DELIVER MORE HATS.

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    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
    1. Re:Yet Another Overlord? by CthulhuDreamer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only one overlord? Think of all the money we'd lose from betting on the Overlord Championships. The small toy market alone would collapse overnight if we pulled all the Overlord action figures from the shelves. Think of the children!

  55. A bit complicated... by Auraiken · · Score: 1

    They can try to reproduce, but it won't get anywhere...

    Only sterile animals that produce are humans (if the person is indeed sterile)... but that's done through the science we use. It's unfair to say that sterile beings aren't beings because they can't reproduce. It's just that they try... and fail.

  56. Does said object... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does said object have beings that want or need our women? If so, yes, it is a planet. See "Mars Needs Women," "The Mysterians,""Huminoids from the Deep," "Breeders," and "Alien Seed" amongst others, as well as the writings of Paldir of Rigel 7.

  57. It's about damn time someone thought like that.... by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 1

    I've theorized since grade school that not all forms of life would necessarily have our biology and need the same things to live as we did. Although it was more "aliens might not need to breathe air" then....

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  58. I vote we call em Hortas by Teahouse · · Score: 1

    Spock: The PAIN, The PAAAIIINNNNN!

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  59. A change in Drake? by mattr · · Score: 1

    It seems that if life can be found on Titan it would be a significant change in a factor of the Drake equation that estimates how much alien life is out there.

  60. Stuart Kauffman's thermodynamic definition by Intelligent+Design · · Score: 1

    A self-reproducing thermodynamic work cycle. Video of Kauffman's explanation

  61. Everyone is dead by prurientknave · · Score: 1

    Maybe we're all having problems defining life because it is a subjective definition like good and evil. So maybe it is better to think as ancient people did and define everything as being alive or go with my topic and define everything as being dead. Or just use a neutral words to describe recognizable structures like cell and dna and human without attaching subjective connotations like life and death.

    If you really think about it replication in the context of life does not mean what we usually take it to mean i.e. an identical copy. Most things we take as alive produce something similar to the parent and often requires more than one individual to do it, while individual prions considered by most to be dead actually do themselves carry out the task of forming identical replicas from their surroundings.

  62. Glad to see by BRUTICUS · · Score: 1

    people thinking outside of the box with possible life forms.

    Now when will these silly ass science fiction TV series ever realize biped aliens were only acceptable in the 70s and 80s?

  63. What, they didn't find robots? by roseblood · · Score: 1

    I mean, there was alien spaceship that found planets with lots of natural resources, and would land upon them with the goal of building automated factories to make products and send them back to the alien home world.

    It did by building lots of little robots (ooooh Beowulf cluster!), which in turn build factories, which build more little robots and then go on to build more factories and so until the planet is fully covered in robotic factories. These factories are what then build the products (and spacecraft) that the home world was so interested in to begin with.

    Unfortunately one of the factory ships gets it's programing scrambled by radiation from a super nova. In it's confusion it decides Titan looks like a good planet for industry. So the ship builds factories, the factories make robots, the robots make factories... except the software that determined how robots and factors were to be made were also corrupted by the supernova radiation.

    Long story short, the robots end up competing for limited resources, and evolution begins. Today there are intelegent robots on Titan. We just need a Mars bound manned mission that we can re-route Titan to prove this fact.

    What, don't believe me? Go read James P. Hogan's _Code_of_the_Lifemaker.(look! Not even a referral link!)

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    1. Re:What, they didn't find robots? by mink · · Score: 1

      You know we will end up having to send James Randi up as the skeptic.

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  64. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by k98sven · · Score: 1

    Well, for one, a complexs molecule can be more than simple carbon chains, as one "tool" said so in a post below this one.

    Okay! So what you're saying is that: "big, complex molecules can be made of other things than just carbon chains"? Well that's not news to anyone who knows about silicone rubber, for instance.

    So who are these people you speak of saying otherwise? Who are you debating on this?

    BTW, you shouldn't use the term "complex molecule". In chemistry a "complex" is something different than a molecule.

    The Second law semantically conradicts itself. If energy cannot be created, nor destroyed, only transferred/transformed thru heat (which is how we measure all things energy-wise, by wattage) then the entire universe, as far as we can tell, is a perpetual motion machine

    No. The universe as a whole isn't gaining or losing any energy. It would only be a perpetual motion machine if it was gaining energy.

    How about learning some science before criticizing it?

  65. whats amazing is how many people missed 6th grade by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    where scientific method was explained.
    people seem to mistake theory for hypothesis.
    They think theory means some type of made up idea instead of bieng confirmed through repeated experimental tests.

    They are exactly correct evolution is a theory.
    Religion is a hypothesis.

  66. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Granted we're rated as one of the best medical schools in the country, so our understanding of biochemistry isn't that far lacking, if at all, and you can do the research yourself on that one.

    Well, I'm not going to debate the merits of your medical school, but claiming some (any!) authority on a subject by citing the supposedly stellar credentials of the institution where you are a student is not the best way to start an argument.

    And I'll leave that, at that. :-)

    The Second law semantically conradicts itself.

    Ah, you're one of those. Look, if you're going to come in here challenging basic, basic scientific principles like the laws of thermodynamics, you're going to have to do better than:
    • "C'mon guys, it's just a theory!"
    • Redefining "law" at your whim.


    [snip]

    And I have made my point/argument


    You've made an extraordinarily poor argument, and if anything, whatever point you were trying to make was probably better off before you took up its cause.

    Frankly, as a chemist-turned-surgeon myself, I'm a little disturbed by your high opinion of yourself (apparently based largely upon the school where you happen to be a student), your ignorance of basic physics and chemistry, and your dogmatic and clueless approach to the scientific process.

    Maybe you're just having an off day?
  67. Re:BSE = Mad Cow Disease ??? (Re:What is life, any by not_potable · · Score: 1

    I stand slightly corrected. ;D

  68. accckkkkk STOP ALL REASEARCH by esobofh · · Score: 1

    soon they will take over ourplanet and harvest us like we harvest cows...... making us eat beans all day

    oh the humanity!!

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  69. Re:Acetylene *IS* Organic.... by AWeishaupt · · Score: 1

    Diamond, and other simple Carbon containing compounds such as carbides, carbonates, cyanides, CO2 and CO etc are generally not considered as organic compounds.

  70. could be by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

    *All* of Titan isn't likely to be as low as 100K...

    Agreed. But I hope you admit it's hard to imagine a significant area of Titan that has stayed three times hotter than the planetary average over geological time spans, long enough for life to spontaneously arise. I'm not saying it's impossible, just that it seems unlikely.

    My understanding is that Terrestrial life that exists now in inhospitable niches did not spontaneously arise there de novo, but gradually evolved to cope with the niche, as the niche changed, or by migration from more hospitable places.

  71. Obligitory Futurama by dtungsten · · Score: 1

    "What butt does toothpaste come from?"

  72. So... by msauve · · Score: 1

    a automobile plant is alive? When more complex nanotech becomes reality (self-replication), man can claim to have created life?

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    1. Re:So... by lgw · · Score: 1

      You do realize that nano-tech can't be tiny robots, right? It will be cells that produce custom enzymes? So yes, we will have created (or at least modified) life.

      An automobile plant requires people and outside power. A fully automated manufacturing facility (one that provided it's own power, let's say solar) would be pretty damn close to being alive, in my book. Throw in self-repair and reproduction or growth and it would be hard to say it wasn't alive.

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  73. Re:whats amazing is how many people missed 6th gra by deimtee · · Score: 1

    No religion is either a delusion (if you believe it) or a con (if you pretend to believe it).

    --
    I'm guessing that wasn't on their radar screen...
  74. Correcting myself. by PromANJ · · Score: 1

    This is an old topic now, but I just wanted to correct myself.

    Life might produce an abundance of patterns and order.
    'Nature' or randomness might produce patterns too, you might flip 10 tails in a row for example.
    A compression algoritm would compress those 10 tails into 10t or something, so the absense/removal of order might indicate that someone has been using a compression algoritm.