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Steve Jobs was an arrogant stupid dick. And the Woz was a pussy. And Larry Ellison is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks, but dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just wanna shit on everything. Pussies may think that they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy crazy world. But I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.

in areas where everyone pretty much speaks a single language (such as ... Canada)

You'll shortly be receiving a visit from the Canadian Language Police. They be polite but very very firm. You may also be required to pay a fine of $10 American.

Or "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

A-ha! A-ha-ha-ha! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.... *thud*

I've used OSX and a few different flavors of Linux (mainly on my HTPC which I frankenstein'd out of parts from old builds I had laying around) but I admit I primarily use Windows as I game a lot.

Still, my point is I don't know what the hell people expect if the Windows 7 Start Menu is so much of a pain for them to use. There's one guy further down the thread complaining about getting lost in the start menu. How the blue fuck does someone get "lost" in the fucking Start Menu and still have the ability to use a goddamned PC in the first place? That's up there with "How the hell did you get the beans above the franks!?" in terms of perplexity...

Does Steve Martin have a slashdot account?

Obligatory Office Space scene:
http://movieclips.com/2pyJo-office-space-movie-motivation-problems/

Haha. Thanks for reminding me how much those places suck.

http://movieclips.com/Aa9B-waynes-world-movie-exciting-delaware/

I wonder when the indoor model is being released: http://movieclips.com/Vpwa-minority-report-movie-spider-robots/

Next they'll expect us to share a desk too:

http://movieclips.com/Mkivg-brazil-movie-the-moving-desk/

I'm sitting in about 64 ft^2. It sucks but I like making money too.

This is what came to mind for a line of people for this guy.