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America's Cubicles Are Shrinking

Hugh Pickens writes "In the 1970s, American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee to build an effective office, but the LA Times reports that today's average is a little more than 200 square feet per person, and the space allocation could hit a mere 50 square feet by 2015. 'We're at a very interesting inflection point in real estate history,' says Peter Miscovich, who studies workplace trends. 'The next 10 years will be very different than the last 30.' Although cubicles have shrunk from an average of 64 feet to 49 feet in recent years, companies are looking for more ways to compress their real estate footprint with offices that squeeze together workstations while setting aside a few rooms where employees can conduct meetings or have private phone conversations. 'Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated,' says Larry Rivard. 'They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever.'"

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  1. Causality by Kev+Vance · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever."

    Could that be because their office space has become so worthless that anywhere else is preferable?

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    1. Re:Causality by JeffSpudrinski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Amazing how corporations will justify whatever they want.

      Because people are not given a choice but to work in less space, they therefore say that they don't need it or want it.

      Question: did they ask the workers (really ask them...anonymously)? .02

      -JJS

    2. Re:Causality by dintech · · Score: 5, Funny

      "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever."

      I think it's more accruate that we don't work anywhere. So why should the office be any different. :)

    3. Re:Causality by skids · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news, factory farm operators claim that today's livestock has, over time, come to crave the experience of being squeezed shoulder to shoulder.

      (Just kidding.... I think....)

    4. Re:Causality by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Definitely agree.

      And to me "they've learned to work at a kitchen table or wherever" is only a small step away from "they're all on call 24/7, because they can work wherever they happen to be."

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    5. Re:Causality by clone52431 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, animals with herd instincts do feel most calm and protected when they’re being squeezed shoulder to shoulder. So do some autistic people.

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    6. Re:Causality by operagost · · Score: 2

      If companies want to save money, they should be eliminating the cubicles and setting up the policies, procedures and infrastructure to have large numbers of employees work from home. It's green and it keeps most employees happier. Besides certain jobs that are obviously well suited for office work, the only barrier to having employees work from home now is the paranoid, incompetent middle manager.

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    7. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I'm being paid by my employer to read slashdot from home today.

      Which begs the question: employers may be saving money on real estate and associated costs, but at what cost to productivity? If I'm in an cube somewhere surrounded by coworkers, I'm less likely to spend time replying to threads on discussion boards, or spend fifteen minutes cruising around Google Maps.

    8. Re:Causality by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      And 15 years ago the same "experts" claimed that multi-tasking was the way of the future. That today's employees are natural multi-taskers. That multi-tasking is good for employees and employers

      We all know how well that worked out...

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    9. Re:Causality by dintech · · Score: 2

      or spend fifteen minutes cruising around Google Maps

      That sorts out the driving around part, but what do you do to simulate picking up cheap hookers? I think your Sim Kerb Crawler needs more work. (but subscribe me to your newsletter)

    10. Re:Causality by commodore64_love · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have (or had) a small cubicle which squeezed a computer, chair, and closet (for coat) in a space barely large enough to lay down.

      BUT the company compensated for that small space by replacing the 4th wall with a window which gave the impression of more space, plus other benefits like being able to wear jeans everyday (nice jeans not wholey jeans), a free lunch, unlimited access to the internet to hear the radio/watch hulu, and so on. Making the cube small doesn't matter if the workers are treated with respect.

      In contrast my new job has no cubes and open space, but you're free to do nothing (no radio, no eating lunch at your desk, no privacy). I don't hate it but I don't like it either. I'd rather have liberty even if it meant my cube was the size of my old dormroom's desk.

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    11. Re:Causality by Moryath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shocker of shockers... no, not really.

      Once upon a time, workers had to deal with crap working conditions in which getting killed was commonplace. In shitass countries like India, or Malaysia, or China where all the manufacturing has been "outsourced" to for slave-labor wages, this is still true.

      Today, the US has laws and agencies that are supposed to prevent this. But companies run by the soulless, inhuman "I have an MBA and never did a fucking day of real honest work in my life" types will try to get around it however they can.

      OSHA says you have to have an office where phone calls can be private? Fine, we'll give you one "private phone room" for 20 employees. OSHA says you have to have a 30 minute lunch break? Fine, but we'll stick the kitchen in another building 10 minutes walk away, good luck getting there and back and still managing to do anything but bolt your lunch at choking-hazard speeds, sucker, or you can take a bag lunch in and keep it in your desk and you might as well work while eating anyways.

      What we need to do is bust up the megacorporations and get rid of the top-level leech class that don't produce anything. But good luck seeing that happen any time soon. Those tax-evading assholes have too much media control to get the word out about them.

    12. Re:Causality by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Also amazing how our executive's private offices are 30' by 40'. That's larger than many houses.

      We have 10x8 cubes (12x8 for supervisors and managers).

      On a big project, I'm in a war room at a desk with people right next to me now. I see my cube about three times a month.

      I don't think I'd leave for a bigger cube tho. I might leave for a private office. But the way policies change, I could leave for one and then not have one less than a year later. So they are probably right that this isn't a big issue.

      But when times turn good again (6 years? 8 years?) folks are going to hop for stuff like this.

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    13. Re:Causality by ebh · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm autistic, and yes, I occasionally need full-body pressure to calm down, but I also need quiet and space to think. I sure as hell don't want to work cheek-by-jowl with a bunch of people I know only by what went into them at lunch and is coming out of them in the afternoon.

    14. Re:Causality by MetalPhalanx · · Score: 1

      I'd love to work from home. However, I'd like to point out a second barrier to you: lazy employees who goof off and become almost completely unproductive when working from home ruining it for the rest of us.

    15. Re:Causality by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Could that be because their office space has become so worthless that anywhere else is preferable?

      Exactly. Its not like executives are standing in line to give up their large, expansive, windowed offices.

      What really needs to happen is more and more jobs need to done remotely. Employees can then have a room dedicated to work. Email, IM, phone/video conference, and periodic in office meetings are all that are required for professionals. Obviously, not everything can be addressed this way. Just the same, the foot print and utility savings can be considerable for a large workforce.

    16. Re:Causality by operagost · · Score: 2

      This may be a shocker, but they're goofing off at work, too. That's what I mean about incompetent managers: unproductive employees should be evident whether they're visible or not.

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    17. Re:Causality by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      More like "We can shrink these cubicles because today's dumb kids will put up with it!"

      It seems to have gotten worse and worse since the end of the Great Depression. I put up with shit my dad would never have dreamed of putting up with, my daughter puts up with shit I would never have dreamed of putting up with.

    18. Re:Causality by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      That'd be me. In my defense, I have access to both Wikipedia and TvTropes.

    19. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 years of being a well supported telecommuter makes cubicles and the commute to them seem barbaric.

    20. Re:Causality by Gordonjcp · · Score: 5, Informative

      That is actually somewhat true - we got a dozen hens from a deep-litter farm. Now, in a deep-litter environment the hens are allowed to wander around a big shed with nesting boxes in aisles and a deep layer of straw on the floor. They're fed, they've got room to move and crucially - unlike true "free-range" - they're unlikely to be ripped in half by foxes. It's a pretty good environment for them, really. If you take them out of a deep-litter farm (like when they start to get old, they lay eggs less frequently and become less cost-effective but perfectly okay if you're not looking for an egg every day from each hen) and chuck them into a big field - after you've carefully shot all the foxes, otherwise they won't be there in the morning - then they will instinctively huddle together even closer than they were in the shed. They're really kind of agoraphobic. If you build a small shed for them they'll run inside and won't leave until they get *really* hungry.

      Strange, but true. At least, I think it's strange and you'll have to take my word for it that it's true.

    21. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find making them stand in piles of their own feces constantly also helps calm them.

    22. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are also in for a rude awakening from all of the RSI injuries that these workers are going to get from working in non-ergo friendly environments. Yes, it takes time. Yes, it takes repetition and the more they move from place to place with different heights, etc. the better. But, at the end of the day, working in an environment that isn't ergonomically correct IS going to cause injuries.

    23. Re:Causality by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Somehow I don't find the thought of spooning with Bob the hairy, sweaty midget as a desirable daily activity.

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    24. Re:Causality by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you considered a career in management?

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    25. Re:Causality by Z00L00K · · Score: 2

      It all depends on what you work with if the space needed is sufficient or not.

      But when more and more people are stuffed together into a small space you may end up in a situation where the ventilation of the building is insufficient and people will start to be less efficient due to high CO2 levels in the blood.

      And times turn good again? - I'm a bit pessimistic on that because employers will see that they can stuff people tighter and then they will continue to do so even in good times because the furniture they have purchased for compact working needs to be used and not wasted.

      From a point of view - western world seems to pack people tighter and tighter and soon there will be a very small difference between working in the western world and in Asia when it comes to working conditions. Western world is talking about human rights but at the same time the human rights in the western world are silently cut down one slice at a time by various means.

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    26. Re:Causality by clone52431 · · Score: 2

      Going back and re-reading what I wrote, I didn’t mean to imply that autistic people would enjoy being crowded all the time. What works well for calming down obviously would not work well for efficiently getting office work done, in this case.

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    27. Re:Causality by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      "Because people are not given a choice..."

      Yeah, your type desperately wants to paint corp America as being some kind of slave laobor deal. Funny how most seem to make a comfortable enough living. You'd think we were herded into cattle cars and paid slave wages. I think the above poster is on to something more accurate.

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    28. Re:Causality by swb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Executive offices are fairly astonishing in size. Part of it is due to tabulatory gigantism -- the need to have the largest possible desk, despite the fact that many don't even "work at a desk". This latter aspect drives a lot of the large executive office syndrome; they "don't work at a desk" therefore they need the space for a living room setup, complete with a big leather couch, designer table, and a couple of chairs and a large flat screen TV & entertainment setup.

      They also need a kitchenette setup (Keurig coffee machine, fridge for beer/pop, liquor, glasses, ice) and in many cases a private bathroom, because they want to be able to offer refreshments and a restroom for them and their guests.

      One of the major ironies about all this space being devoted to them is that it stands empty much of the time due to their extensive travel requirements (cf. justification for Netjets/company airplane).

      I sometimes wonder why they don't skip all the executive suites and instead build a small hotel on corporate campuses and hire a hotel company to manage it. The executives could be given a generic "large" office (of the type generally assigned to on-site senior working managers; large enough for a desk, conference table and four chairs, but not the big suites) and a group of suites in the hotel could be set aside for executives involved in meetings for which their "living room" setup would be required; the hotel's concierge and other staff could be used for food/beverage and other conveniences.

      The side benefit would be a functional hotel that could be used for out of town employees, vendors and others needing accommodations and working on campus.

    29. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Email, IM, phone/video conference, privacy, a quiet place to concentrate, and periodic in office meetings are all that are required for professionals.

      There, fixed that for you.

    30. Re:Causality by Endo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not necessarily. I know for myself, I have a much harder time staying focused and getting work done at home than when I'm "on the job" somewhere. To give you an idea how drastic it is, when I'm trying to "work from home" I barely get anything worthwhile done. When I'm "on the job", I'm one of the best, most efficient guys on the team. I get twice as much done as some of the other guys.

      I really wish that weren't the case, because I'd much prefer working from home.

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    31. Re:Causality by vlm · · Score: 1

      Ah but there's no reason to "investigate" office workers in great detail, since the boss is theoretically watching their every move like a hawk (ha)
      On the other hand those lazy work at homers need to document every bathroom break in triplicate on carbonpaper forms for obvious reasons.

      Thats why "work at homers goof off more"

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    32. Re:Causality by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Might be because they are descended from Junglefowl:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Junglefowl
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Junglefowl
      So they'd probably feel happier in jungle-like environments - lots of cover to run into.

      Anyway a small bird that's a weak flyer, not a very fast runner and generally not a very good fighter (there are exceptions of course :) ) is likely to be a bit nervous when there's no cover nearby. Especially if getting "ripped in half by foxes" is a significant possibility.

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    33. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 0

      spooning with Bob the hairy, sweaty midget

      Dare I invoke Rule 34?

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    34. Re:Causality by Bertie · · Score: 1

      They're terrified, that's why. They like the cover of trees to keep them safe from predators. Leaving them in an open field with no cover means they turn to each other for protection.

    35. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 2

      Your point would be significantly stronger and more compelling if you hadn't opened by calling 3 of the most impressive economic stories in Asia - nations with a total middle class approaching half a billion people - "shitass countries"

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    36. Re:Causality by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Ok, if CO2 levels become a limiting factor in office size I'm definitely starting my own business...

      BTW, businesses would be more than happy to pipe in O2 and water/etc and pipe out waste if they could get away with having their workers jacked into the matrix or whatever. They're more than happy to do that with cattle/etc. You'll never find a chicken in a farm that doesn't get enough water - they could care less if there is room for it to take two steps, but they certainly care that it develops enough meat to sell.

    37. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      What part corresponds to shooting foxes?

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    38. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0

      economic stories in Asia

      What has that got to do with

      shitass countries?

      Nothing, that's what. Compared to many countries, not just the US, they are shitass.

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    39. Re:Causality by spamking · · Score: 1

      "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever."

      Could that be because their office space has become so worthless that anywhere else is preferable?

      Exactly. Man folks in my office suite go outside to talk on their cell phones.

    40. Re:Causality by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny

      You're not alone, I'm the same way. It is so bad that I'm seriously considering building some timed interlock system where I would push a button and have the Internet down for X minutes, or a timed door lock that would keep me in a distraction-free room for enough time to get useful work done.

      The irony is I'm supposed to be doing work, and here I am designing a timed lock...

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    41. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT has been like this for years in smaller companies without large IT departments.

    42. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard worse stories. One was a big insurance insurance company located in Phoenix. They had no desks, only tables and each employee was assigned a laptop and a rolling file cabinet. They kept the cabinets in a storage room overnight. Every morning, employees would come in, roll out their cabinet to the nearest available space ( they were not allowed to choose), hook up their laptop and work from there for the day. They had to show up everyday and no one was allowed to work from home, ever.

      I am fairly certain the manager that came up with that cost saving measure liked to run around at night and set fire to loose house pets just for pleasure.

    43. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 0

      You sound like quite the yokel. Go broaden your horizons.

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    44. Re:Causality by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      What part corresponds to shooting foxes?

      Either "rightsizing" or "termination with prejudice".

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    45. Re:Causality by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      It might be because of conditioning early in their life.
      Or in other words: that what's they got used to.

    46. Re:Causality by Anrego · · Score: 1

      Programmers (even good programmers) have gotten more and more replaceable.

      Software has gotten much more encapsolated.. you no longer need to have 10 years of domain knowledge to maintain stuff (most software isn't even around that long). Policies and management methods have pushed for making people more inter-changable.. and always having multiple people who can do every job. And of course there is a huge pool of qualified workers out there.

      There is a certain reasonable perception that complaining and continued gainful employment don't work well together.

    47. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      By then they won't be "the younger workers", so who cares. The younger workers of tomorrow will always be young, always work crazy hours, always ignore health (and pension) issues, and will always grow older and wiser, only to be replaced by the younger workers of the morrow.

    48. Re:Causality by Anrego · · Score: 1

      As much as I really love the idea of working at home, I think you miss out on the whole team aspect of things. I wouldn't mind working from home 2 days a week or something, but I think you still need people to physically see you on a regular basis.

      I've heard lots of success stories.. so I guess it depends on the local culture. If everyone is working from home it would probably be ok.. but I suspect if only a few are working from home.. those few will not be as likely to get promoted / get the choice work, and will basically become the equvilant of outsourced labour.

    49. Re:Causality by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I sure as hell don't want to work cheek-by-jowl

      If you're lucky it'll be 'jowl'.

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    50. Re:Causality by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      But when more and more people are stuffed together into a small space you may end up in a situation where the ventilation of the building is insufficient and people will start to be less efficient due to high CO2 levels in the blood.

      I don't think it's CO2 levels or lack of O2 that's the limiting factor in buildings. It's ventilation, which is HVAC. Cram in a lot of people and it's probably nice in the winter, but the A/C won't be able to keep up in the summer (and definitely a problem if the A/C has to run during the winter as there's more heat being produced by everyone than can be dissipated naturally to the outside). It contributes to the "stuffy" feeling.

      And it seems, they cram the ones who feel hot the most in the hottest part of the office, and the ones that feel coldest in the coldest part which ends up with no one being happy about the office temperature. (I have a fan at my desk...). Add to that that some open their blinds, contributing to the heat dissipation issues of an office.

    51. Re:Causality by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      Could it be because in the philosophy of Corporate Management, managers in their comfortable, windowed offices feel better manipulating a herd than learning to work with individuals?

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    52. Re:Causality by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      This is actually the standard work environment at mid-large size accounting firms.

      The system is called hoteling. Since audit/assurance employees are constantly out at the client site, we just setup at one of the empty cubicles on the occasional days where we get to work in the office rather than at the client.

      We dial a number into the phone to get calls routed to our desk, and sign off when we leave. All necessary documentation is kept in archives at the office, and documentation we need at the client is mailed in a big steel trunk(or driven over by courier).

      Essentially, our office is just what we can cram into a laptop bag and whatever supplies we mailed in the trunk. Only senior managers and partners get a permanent place to sit.

      Incidentally, about 40-50% of new hires quit within 2-3 years in this industry.

    53. Re:Causality by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Amazing how corporations will justify whatever they want.

      Because people are not given a choice but to work in less space, they therefore say that they don't need it or want it.

      Question: did they ask the workers (really ask them...anonymously)? .02

      -JJS

      You know, sometimes I think we lose sight of the fact that companies exist to make money. They want to get the most value out of you they can as cheaply as they can. We want to get the best wages we can for a given amount of work - how is that any different? The floorspace you take up is part of your cost to the company. Maybe the smaller cube will let them afford better raises next year, or maybe let them not lay people off. I personally milked the tech boom for all it was worth. Maybe this is more of a "correction". From what I hear, shortly before I entered the workforce, programmers often worked in a big room with a grid of desks and file cabinets. Cubicles were an improvement because you actually had walls. Don't get me wrong, you all have every right to complain, but I don't think this equates to companies being evil.

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    54. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the logical conclusion then is that they should work everywhere, all the time.

    55. Re:Causality by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      My company planned on reducing us from 48sqft (6x8) to about 12sqft (3x4), by removing walls etc. The employees did speak, loudly. We were ignored. The irony is that buying all the new cube furniture cost so damned much that they scrapped the plan and moved half the people to another building (which we already owned!).

      However I think the writing is on the wall, it's going to happen. The main argument for me to work at work is that my home (with stay at home wife and todller) is more distracting than work (also I'm a HW engineer, so I have to be in the lab). However with cubemates within circle jerk distance, and plenty of jerks in a circle, the distractions at work increase to the point that working at work becomes improbable.

      I was at my most productive at my old job where I had my own office, had all my test equipment and proto boards with me, and could shut my door and just work. Since coming to a company with cubes, I've struggled to find a way to work where I could reach that productivity. Of course I can't SAY this, because then my boss would ding me every year for not being as productive as I could be. However it is the truth, this is not a good way to work.

    56. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      LOL. I've actually been to those countries. Have you?

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    57. Re:Causality by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      You had space to lay down, you were lucky.. my desk doesn't really even have room for speakers to either side of the displays (dual screen), and nothing behind me but a table, and the back of the person on the other side of said table. there's about 8 of us (one open space) in a room.

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    58. Re:Causality by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Please, please don't.

    59. Re:Causality by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      However, I'd like to point out a second barrier to you: lazy employees who goof off and become almost completely unproductive when working from home ruining it for the rest of us.

      Then fire them.

    60. Re:Causality by cygnwolf · · Score: 1

      I used to work for an answering service. Our desks in our cubicle were just wide enough to have the cpu BEHIND the monitor. There was a space on the right of the keyboard that was about big enough for the mouse pad and a narrow note pad (talking a 3x5 notepad here) and a slightly narrower space on the left of the keyboard. The cube walls were attached to either side of the desk. There was a shelf above the monitor that we could put our bags and coats on. If you rolled back in your chair, the walls extended back about two feet, and then you were in the isle between the chairs. We were not permitted to do anything but answer calls, have a sports bottle (That we had to buy from the company) of WATER (we weren't allowed to bring sodas on the call floor or put them in your sports bottle). We were not allowed to eat at our desks. We were not permitted to access the internet. We could have conversations with our co-workers in the neighboring cubicles as long as we were not showing any behavior that was designed to avoid taking calls (so can't forget to close a call after you're done with it, can't open and close a disconnected call to manipulate the queue, and really can't not answer a ringing call.) They wondered why they had such a high turnover. Every training class they hired would loose 60-70% after their first week on the floor. They put pressure on the shift supervisors to 'work with' the employees more to try to keep them and were constantly telling them that they weren't trying hard enough to make the training worthwhile. Gee, I wonder what the problem was.....

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    61. Re:Causality by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      At this point, I seriously doubt if people stuck in cubicles too long even realize how miserable it makes them. It's been a fair amount of years since I was in one. And most of that was telecommuting from either home, or a wide variety of parks or other awesome wide open spaces. But part of that was also spent homeless. And in retrospect, if I had to make a choice of going back to a cubicle or being homeless again...I'm really not quite sure which I'd choose. People are raised in cramped classrooms, often in environments where they can't actually experience the outdoors as a kid, then funneled into even more developed environments to be packed in together, only to be funneled out into cubicles. People don't tend to consciously miss the freedoms they never had. They just wind up going a bit more insane every year, knowing that there's something wrong they can't figure out, while buying more and more things in an effort to find the item that'll finally scratch that itch.

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    62. Re:Causality by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Just yesterday, we saw Hans Rosling with an awesome plot of life span and income.
      It's clear that the cubicle space is inversely proportional to life span! The longer you live, the smaller the space, until you die and you only have a coffin (or something to hold your ashes). I'm yet to find the correlation with average income, but for sure a cool looking plot can explain us, that in 5 years we all will be working from coffins! :)

    63. Re:Causality by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

          I'd say it would be terminating (shooting) any aggressive subordinates (foxes) who may have hopes for senior management (raiding the hen house). It's easier to have passive employees (sheep) who can do what you hired them for (slaughter), and not ever hope to move up (continue grazing).

          Many middle-managers see the corporate ladder as being broken below them. They don't want or need their subordinates climbing up to steal "their" promotion, or even their job. Despite that, the middle-managers do see the corporate ladder as their well deserved goal, and will keep trying to climb it. Well, until they are terminated by their superiors who feel that Mr. Middle Manager is pushing too hard to do better.

          Unfortunately, I've seen it in plenty of businesses, where even pushing for equality isn't welcome. One particular case was an employee making $35k/yr. About a year after he started, new people in his department, with equal skills but lower workloads were brought in at $55k. Two more years later new people were brought in with equal skills and even lower workloads and they were making $75k.

          The management saw this as perfectly acceptable. Keep the employee at $35k. Ignore the fact that he does no less than double the work of any other single employee in the department. That employee started becoming rather upset, with just cause in my opinion. He talked to me about complaining to the senior management. I warned him not to unless he had another job lined up. There was no next option at the time. He asked for equal pay to the new hires. They laughed at him. Then over the next month he proceeded to ask twice more. About a week after the second time, he was taken into the conference room, and was told that he was fired. He didn't even have the luxury of collecting his belongings. They preferred to fire the employee making $35k and hire a replacement at $75k, as long as the new employee would accept the fact that there is no opportunity for raises or advancement.

          Employees are a commodity that can be bought (hired) and sold (fired). Who cares if you lay off the entire department, you can find replacements that are happy to do the same job until they too are terminated. The idea of loyalty is now a one way street. The employer expects the employee to be completely loyal and dedicated to the company. When it's time for the employee to rely on the employer, you're screwed. The idea of "I've been a hard worker, sacrificing my nights, weekends, and holidays for the company, they won't fire me", is long since gone. Right along with yearly raises and any hopes of advancement. You can't trust an employer beyond the next paycheck. If you get one, keep working. If you don't, walk away from it. The most you'll lose is one check, and still keep your dignity intact.

         

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    64. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is actually somewhat true - we got a dozen hens from a deep-litter farm. Now, in a deep-litter environment the hens are allowed to wander around a big shed with nesting boxes in aisles and a deep layer of straw on the floor. They're fed, they've got room to move and crucially - unlike true "free-range" - they're unlikely to be ripped in half by foxes. It's a pretty good environment for them, really. If you take them out of a deep-litter farm (like when they start to get old, they lay eggs less frequently and become less cost-effective but perfectly okay if you're not looking for an egg every day from each hen) and chuck them into a big field - after you've carefully shot all the foxes, otherwise they won't be there in the morning - then they will instinctively huddle together even closer than they were in the shed. They're really kind of agoraphobic. If you build a small shed for them they'll run inside and won't leave until they get *really* hungry.

      Strange, but true. At least, I think it's strange and you'll have to take my word for it that it's true.

      As is true with most frightened females, all they need is one big cock to make them feel safe and relaxed!

      But seriously man, your poultry are all jacked up. And yes, it's because they aren't used to the wide open, which is why they're packing together; they are afraid.

    65. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It really is hilarious. And what's even more amazing is that neither most employees, or themselves, realize how ridiculous and insecure it makes them look. They're king of the leper colony. It's a big fucking deal on the inside, sure. But they're still just strutting around gloating about the fact that their case of leprosy is so much less severe. The reality is that the most seemingly menial worker on a ranch is more of a real, free, human than they are.

    66. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 2

      Two out of the three, plus a handful of other developing nations in Asia - some of them for quite lengthy trips and some of them multiple times. Some of the nicest people I've ever met were from "shitass countries," as were some of my most memorable and cherished experiences.

      Shame your own visits didn't manage to penetrate your sense of prejudice. Maybe next time.

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    67. Re:Causality by mlts · · Score: 1

      Compared to what our parents were doing in the 1970s and 1980s, there is a big difference to what they had for buying power and what people have today. At a decent income in the 1970s, one person in the household could easily afford a good house, a decent car, and be able to provide for a family. Presently, it takes two incomes to be able to provide for a family, assuming a house reasonably near the city in an area safe to raise kids.

      Or take a car analogy. In the 1990s, a college grad would make $40-45k a year starting out. A 4x4 Suburban would run about $30k new. These days, a college grad gets approximately the same starting salary ($47k on average.) These days, the SUV has doubled in price. A house that sold for 100,000 now sells for 250,000.

      Don't forget that we have a lot more parasitic expenses than people before us. The time/money wasted on commutes because cities refuse to work on expanding critical roads. Our parents did not have Internet access, cellular bills, nor the cost of upkeep for computers as part of their budget.

      So, even though outward appearances show one thing, in reality the quality of life that people have is a lot less than pops or gramps who worked in the steel mill, but was more than able to afford a nice house in a good part of town.

      It will only get worse -- in the days of previous generations, medical expenses were annoying, but rarely would spell out financial doom. These days, one serious injury can mean a bankruptcy and complete loss of a person's nest egg. The days of our descendants having it better than we did are gone.

    68. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my brother-in-law who spent a year working there: INDIA = I'll Never Do It Again. He enjoyed the food, but the conditions are not that great.

    69. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So you work with people who are able to goof off so much that they are unproductive? And some how it is them that is ruining things for you? You are the one choosing to work when you clearly don't have to! You could be doing your own thing too. You are the one ruining things, not your colleagues.

      You sound like a middle-class bourgeoisie-apologist when you attack others for being lazy. The stigma that is attached to the word lazy plays much more into the hands of the bosses than the workers, as in capitalist economies those who control the piles of capital benefit the most. When you attack your peers for being lazy, you aren't making a better deal for yourself, you are making a better deal for those at the top.

    70. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      economic stories in Asia
      What has that got to do with
      shitass countries?

      It has everything to do with it, if we're talking about whether or not the local population is willing to put up with substandard and/or unsafe working conditions (as per GP's assertion). People living and earning at a middle-class level aren't going to put up with the same things as a desperate worker who's just arrived in the city from some village 100 km away.

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    71. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Some of the nicest people I've ever met were from "shitass countries,"

      You're doing it again. One thing doesn't have anything to do with the other. I have friends, relatives and acquaintances all over the world, and it has exactly zero bearing on whether I think a country's being run like shit or not.

      Plus, if we were talking about, say, Ireland or Mexico or Jamaica, I'd give you some leeway, but fucking China and India? Give me a break. If you're gonna argue, don't pull a Donny Rumsfeld and walk in naked.

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    72. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Of all the countries I've been, India is probably the most challenging I'll grant you that. But how did we get from "conditions are not that great" to "shitass country?" One of them is a legitimate opinion while the other simply marks the writer as an intolerant asshole.

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    73. Re:Causality by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      America in the 21st century:

      Disappointment. Get used to it.

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    74. Re:Causality by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      One big difference between work from home and outsourced labor is that you still come together frequently and can come together as long as needed to support the project at hand. Periodically renting a space to satisfy such needs is typically much, much cheaper than full time office space because your needs tend to be specialized and therefore, more limited.

      Working from home is not the same thing as outsourcing.

    75. Re:Causality by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Try that with programmers and watch your productivity go down the loo.

      I was once working as the head of a team with a rather big company I'd rather not name. Let's say it was a German company, known for its big S and its bananaware. We took over a huge internal project. To explain: Internal projects are gold mines. You can charge what you want and the other departments have to pay it because there is simply no other place to get it from. You DO NOT WANT to lose an internal project. For no reason whatsoever. Why? Because even if your cost rises, you just add it to the price tag and they HAVE to pay it. You need money to cross-finance other projects? Jack up the price! It's the (internal) license for money printing.

      So we snatched that project from another department that failed to deliver. That's the only threat there is: Not delivering.

      So what would be the sensible thing to do? Stuff your best and brightest into that project, of course! You MUST NOT lose that project! You can basically hang your whole department onto it and it will hold! The rest of the company MUST pay you!

      What was offered to me? Temp workers. Yes. You heard me. Temps. Not REALLY the most motivated people there are, right? Especially, have you ever hired programmers on a temp worker base?

      Most of you will know, it takes a while 'til a programmer gets productive. Especially when you take over a HUGE project that consists of VERY crappy code that you yourself are still busy digging into. They're basically, at best, useless the first month. If, and only if, they're able to learn by themselves, which most temp proggers are. Because if they were any GOOD proggers, they wouldn't be forced to suffer a temp agency.

      And while they're with you, they spend more time studying the classifieds than the code. Because who in their sane mind wants to work for a temp agency? It's not like programmers are bricklayers or plumbers. There are not THAT many. So even the mediocre ones get permanent jobs easily. In short, no programmer stayed longer than 3 months.

      Eventually, after half a year and a pretty much stalled project I put my foot down and declared that either I get to hire programmers on a perm base or I quit.

      I found a new job pretty soon. In the words I gave my superior back then: "More money, less you".

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    76. Re:Causality by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      And to me "they've learned to work at a kitchen table or wherever" is only a small step away from "they're all on call 24/7, because they can work wherever they happen to be."

      As far as I can remember (even before I was working, and observed my parents working) "they're all on call 24/7 if they are salaried, FLSA-exempt employees" has been the norm for employers. Since inexpensive pagers (much less cell phones) have been available, the excuse of unreachability has been largely negated. There's really nothing new here.

    77. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      From the perspective of those working 14 hour days in factories with the loosest of safety conditions, in provinces and countries with the laxest of environmental regulations, not much has changed, and they are still "shitass countries".

    78. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Could that be because that's all they've know? What if you took that same field, the one you shot all the foxes in (hopefully while on horeseback, with a pack of hunting dogs, a bugle, and an English accent), and started raising chickens there from birth? Would they still huddle together?

    79. Re:Causality by fl_litig8r · · Score: 1

      What part corresponds to shooting foxes?

      Loss Prevention.

    80. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Try that with programmers and watch your productivity go down the loo.

      Bah. Think of it this way: If I lay off my entire department of programmers, I can outsource the entire team to India for a fraction of the cost. All I'll have to do is hire one person to manage the team. Now I get a huge bonus for saving money, and I don't have to do anything all day.

      Also, I don't think I've ever heard the term "Bananaware" before, but I'm definitely going to work it into my vernacular now.

    81. Re:Causality by Moryath · · Score: 4, Interesting

      shitass countries.

      "The law does not provide workers with the right to remove themselves from work situations that endanger health and safety without jeopardizing their continued employment."

      "State governments were responsible for enforcement of the Factories Act. However, the large number of industries covered by a small number of factory inspectors and the inspectors' limited training and susceptibility to bribery resulted in lax enforcement.

      The enforcement of safety and health standards also was poor."

      I'll say it again. Shitass countries.

    82. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      You had an actual closet in your cube? Wow. I have to make do with a spare bracket to hang my coat on.

    83. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Were these things actually communicated to upper management? You say they talked to the shift supervisors, but did the supervisors ever talk to the employees, or relate concerns to upper management? Did anyone from the floor talk to upper management?

    84. Re:Causality by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "OSHA says you have to have an office where phone calls can be private? Fine, we'll give you one "private phone room" for 20 employees. OSHA says you have to have a 30 minute lunch break? Fine, but we'll stick the kitchen in another building 10 minutes walk away, good luck getting there and back and still managing to do anything but bolt your lunch at choking-hazard speeds, sucker, or you can take a bag lunch in and keep it in your desk and you might as well work while eating anyways."

      Geez, WTF do you work at?

      I've never seen conditions bad like that at any place I've worked at. Most (commercial) places were comfy, had nice kitchens on every floor, etc. Only when I've done govt. contracting, where govt. can't pay for things like that..do conditions occasionally get poor. But in general, not even that bad, you just don't get perks and have to pay for them yourself (like coffee...etc), and even then like where I'm at, we all just chip in annually for a coffee/snack fund and have all we want.

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    85. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Good thing we've got the G8, the IMF and the World Bank to put them in their place when they start asking too much, eh?

      Your outlook's more blinkered than you're claiming mine is.

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    86. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 2

      See, this isn't terrible for people who don't normally work at the office, and spend most of their day in the field. However, it sounds like the parent poster's setup is like that for ALL employees, even those who are always in the office. It sounds awful.

    87. Re:Causality by gnarfel · · Score: 2

      I work for a not-for-profit (not a non-profit, there is a difference) as a Programmer Analyst in Research & Development.

      My cube is about 7'x7', give or take. I had the option to have a door, coat rack, bookshelf, regular shelf, locking drawers, rolling locking cabinets, locking shelves, individual flourescent or incandescent lighting installed, and still can at my discretion.

      I have to say that my company is somewhat awesome, they respect their workforce quite a bit. We all get a few hours of paid time off randomly throughout the year for different events and occasions, we actually can control the temperature of our environments (the CEO _ACTIVELY REFUSED_ to let the maintenance staff put locking covers on the thermostats) and we have mostly unfettered internet access. It's still logged, but there are no blacklists of sites that are blocked. Maybe facebook, myspace, et al...but I wouldn't know, I'd rather not browse those on the company intranet anyways. Purchase requests are handled in a sane way (I need a new chair // Okay! [instead of] I need a new chair // Why? Did something happen to the old one? Can you find room in the budget? Are there any metal folding chairs in the facilities room?)

      While my cubicle may be small, I can eat at my desk...I can close my 'door,' I can chat over the walls of my cube with my neighbors and we all know each other very well. I have a direct PSTN phone number to my desk and I can enable Domain Admin rights for myself anytime I need them.

      I can also listen to Pandora or any other internet radio/music service while I work.

      It's a funny thing when your company trusts you. Our metrics here are meeting deadlines and milestones, not lines of code checked in to the repo.

      Now, let your mind boggle when I tell you this is a financial institution. Thats right, a credit union. You'd never see a bank be this relaxed with their staff.

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    88. Re:Causality by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is there is now a glut of commercial space out there.

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    89. Re:Causality by DrgnDancer · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think you're misunderstanding the OP's (admittedly colorful and not entirely well explained) point about what constitutes a "shitass" country. He isn't trying to say that the people in the country are bad, or that there aren't intelligent and successful people within them, but rather that these countries treat their workers, especially working class factory workers, like shit. Unsafe conditions, exceptionally poor pay, and long hours are the rule in most developing countries, and the ones he lists are particularly well known for them. His point (again, colorfully expressed) is that most companies will treat people as poorly as they can get away with. Here in the US (and even more so in Europe and some other countries) we have laws and some level of enforcement to ensure that there is a reasonable bottom limit to how badly you can be treated. In most "shitass" countries it's even worse.

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    90. Re:Causality by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Dood! The real problem in the world is the rise of the middle class. They need to get rid of enlightenment thought, restrict ownership of property and money to an autocratic elite and stamp a boot down on anyone who dares to desire what their betters have.

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    91. Re:Causality by RapmasterT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Amazing how corporations will justify whatever they want.

      Because people are not given a choice but to work in less space, they therefore say that they don't need it or want it.

      Question: did they ask the workers (really ask them...anonymously)? .02

      -JJS

      This is strikingly similar to the attitude a previous CTO of mine expressed when we were remodeling workspaces (yes, the CTO got involved in cubicle design). His idea was "big open room, no walls, no cubicles...to foster a 'collaborative working environment'".

      I tried til I was blue in the face to explain to him we don't have a business that benefits from collaboration...individuals work on individual projects mostly. He wouldn't listen.

      After the remodel, and the office sounded like a bus station caffeteria from people talking, using the phone, typing, meetings (nope, no meeting rooms either), etc, most people you'd see would have headphones on to block out the noise. The CTO, he just went into his office and kept the door closed.

    92. Re:Causality by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I've been lucky, but in general when I've had a manager or executive with a large office, they mostly used it as a meeting room. I actually feel sorry for my current boss. We're so short of conference room space, that people schedule his office for smaller meetings. He essentially has to put up with the distraction or work somewhere else. Of course this place is generally really reasonable. I have an 8x8 full height cube to myself with plenty of room for a Windows and Linux box, dual monitors on both, and some work space.

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    93. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Shooting foxes" seems to be the elimination of the competition. The only corresponding function in human society would be to have the government step in and give the hens a nice fence to keep out alien foxes, and to give the hens a subsidy to make up for their inability to genuinely compete with the foxes, and then, if necessary, to give the hens an armed guard to keep the "illegal" foxes from trying to eat, and if necessary imprisoning them for trying..

    94. Re:Causality by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Well... considering that the average American keeps getting larger and the average cubicle keeps getting smaller.... I think my high school level math indicates they will in fact starting touching shoulders by 2025.

      This is a good thing.

      It will prepare us for flying in 2025 when clothes will no longer be allowed and they will slather us up with Crisco and just pack us into the plane like Sardines.

    95. Re:Causality by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I find an enriching environment very calming, but since they cut down the trees, and no-one hugs you any more.

      all I can say is...

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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    96. Re:Causality by oliverthered · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is a hug, vs a team shower.

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    97. Re:Causality by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      " Employees are a commodity that can be bought (hired) and sold (fired). Who cares if you lay off the entire department, you can find replacements that are happy to do the same job until they too are terminated. The idea of loyalty is now a one way street. The employer expects the employee to be completely loyal and dedicated to the company. When it's time for the employee to rely on the employer, you're screwed. The idea of "I've been a hard worker, sacrificing my nights, weekends, and holidays for the company, they won't fire me", is long since gone."

      That's why I've long since advocated incorporating yourself, and doing contract work. You make sure you get PAID for every hour your work. Not more of this unpaid time worked. They'll think twice whether they really need you at midnight or not.

      Also, if you do it right...looking to do a subchapter "S" corporation, you can save serious money on what you have to dole out to SS and Medicare. You also can write off so many things...it is about the only way to keep the tax man OUT of your hard earned money.

      And finally, if you are going to be treated like contractor, and have the job security of a contractor, you might as well be one and at least get the bill rate, independence and tax breaks of a contractor.

      The days of loyal employment (both ways) is long gone, yet most people still try to work that system, and are somehow shocked when tney find out how easily disposable they are.

      If you are good, look into govt./DoD contracting...LONG term contracts there, you can stay on those for years at a time.

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    98. Re:Causality by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      But is that just a matter of conditioning? Yes to certain extent there is safety in numbers, but wild birds are not going to run in mass into a shed or enclosure where it would be logically less safe because they'd be unable to escape a predator.

      Unfortunately, I think people are being conditioned. I wonder if it could also be correlated to where you live. I live in part of that "flyover" country the media disdains. For us, the norm is at least having a yard of some size. Acreage is preferable. Apartment dwelling is usually done so you can save up for a house or if you can't handle the upkeep of a house. But what I've found is that those who come from traditionally large urban areas (NYC, etc.) are more comfortable getting a high-rise apartment downtown even though it's smaller. (It's also amusing watching the home improvement shows when they show what constitutes a view in places like NYC.)

      I would bet that in the larger, urban areas where apartment life is the norm, it is more likely to find smaller and open work spaces, both due to familiarity although probably also to real estate costs. Being squished into row upon row of ever-shrinking space or worse--pods (large cubicles that hold several workers in the same space) are non-productive. At some point when do people start working from home? With the expansion of networks, video conferencing and the affordability of laptops, this makes the only logical answer to curb office costs while saving the employee's sanity.

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    99. Re:Causality by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      All I'll have to do is hire one person to manage the team

      Who's going to manage that person?

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    100. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      admittedly colorful and not entirely well explained

      Thank you for noticing!

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    101. Re:Causality by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Bananaware is what you run on your Bananaphone, of course.

    102. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The corporations are being penny wise pound foolish. Whatever they save in rent they will lose ten time is lost productivity. An open office environment or one with small cubicles makes programmers much less productive. Many programmers are easily distract by the noise in such environment and become much less productive.

    103. Re:Causality by bberens · · Score: 2

      I pretty much agree with your premise but I did want to give a shout out to the other category of consultants. There's some really bright people out there who just prefer to not pay any taxes. They're a very small percentage of the temp pool though. We have a guy who has worked in our office off and on for the last 10 years like that. Works out great for everyone.

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    104. Re:Causality by cygnwolf · · Score: 1

      Upper managament was the one accusing the supervisors of not trying hard enough. They just never understood, they thought casual weekends were perks enough to help offset this.

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    105. Re:Causality by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "and they will slather us up with Crisco and just pack us into the plane like Sardines."

      I, for one, find that idea vaguely arousing...

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    106. Re:Causality by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Well, if you don't plan to stay with the company for more than a year or so, outsourcing to India is a good idea.

      After a year you'll be asked why your productivity went down. Way down.

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    107. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about telework? That requires 0 square feet!

    108. Re:Causality by nschubach · · Score: 2

      They needed to change the color of the water bottles... obviously.

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    109. Re:Causality by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Amusingly, I currently work for an employer with decent benefits, "plenty" of hours (50/week is the norm, down to 40/week when the business is slow, and soon to hit 58/week because we're about to have some crunch time), a quarterly profit-sharing bonus, and yearly raises (barring people with really *really* terrible productivity). The owner of the company even started of all things a small fund of some kind to help employees in extreme circumstances, evaluated by a sort of council that includes management and the "head men" in production, though they've only actually met a couple of times total.

      We've had a recent period of expansion and have gained like 20% more employees in the last quarter, as well as another expansion of facilities. In a manufacturing field, in the US. The amusing thing is that we're actually starving for people, especially production personnel.

      The owner despises unions with an almost irrational hatred (and if asked he'll mostly point at the craziness the UAW has pulled as why unions are bad and destroy businesses), but then puts said hatred to good use by trying to minimize reasons anyone would want to try to unionize the company as far as he can budget for.

      As for being a commodity, I know at the least I personally am ingrained deeply enough in too many and too vital a parts of the company's day to day business that I have some pretty solid job security, and I show enough loyalty that I have political capital to spend when I needs it. The downside to that being that they keep using me as a one-size-fits-all employee, inserting me into still more vital processes (the operations manager once joked that my job title was "hat rack" because they metaphorically made me wear so many different hats in a day).

    110. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The CTO, he just went into his office and kept the door closed.

      Probably also got a fat bonus because he kept the cost of remodelling down on his own initiative. Screw productivity and employee satisfaction. You cannot measure those monetarily.

    111. Re:Causality by mikael · · Score: 2

      You haven't see some computing labs these days - it's really how many PC's and students can we cram into the room before they start complaining? With so many buy-to-rent landlords, a two bedroom apartment with living room/dining becomes a four-bedroom student flat.

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    112. Re:Causality by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      They might have bigass extractor fans on them like chicken farms:

      http://www.unitedcountry.com/picturesx/23044-11923-1556618.jpg

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    113. Re:Causality by xmundt · · Score: 1

      Greetings and Salutations....
                This is amazingly optimistic, at least in the USA and anyone who really believes they are avoiding taxes by working as a temp is smoking some pure stuff. I suspect that the fact of the matter is that they are being presented to the employer as an independent contractor, which means that the employer has no obligation to pay any of the SSA taxes, etc, on that person. If the temp agency has them set up as an independent contractor, and the agency is just a broker...again...no obligation for federal taxes.
                  However, what that really means is that the employee is directly responsible not for the 7.5% SSA tax that we usually see, but, that amount PLUS the 7.5% contribution that the employer normally makes...so I, for example, as an independent contractor, pay 15% SSA tax...on top of the income taxes (if I had enough income to really PAY much of those).
                  What is likely to happen is that down the road, the employee who is NOT paying taxes is likely to become one of those folks negotiating with the IRS to cut down a $100,000+ unpaid tax and penalty assessment that we see in late-night ads for law firms that specialize in arguing these cases. Even when the economy is good, the IRS is like a bulldog in tracking down those debts, and, they seem to never forget. Now that the economy is bad, and tax revenues are down, the IRS is really chasing after every penny.
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    114. Re:Causality by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I find myself less efficient when working at home, but that is for the reason that I don't normally work from home except when I am ill. At work I use two monitors. At home, I have the ability to use two monitors, but when I am sick I don't feel like setting my work laptop up in my home office and hooking up the monitor. Instead, I feel like sitting in bed with my laptop and occasionally dosing off.
      Last year, when the power was off at work for about three days straight I worked from home in my home office with the second monitor hooked up and was every bit as productive as when I am at work. Actually more so, because people weren't coming in and interrupting me with small talk or asking me to do other tasks for them outside of my assigned projects.

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    115. Re:Causality by MerceanCoconut · · Score: 1

      When my company relocated last year I went from sharing an office with two other people to having my own office. I prefer the shared office. It allowed me to work more fluidly. I didn't have to get up and walk over to someone else's office to discuss an idea and it also allowed for interaction throughout the day. It also provided some accountability and kept me from wasting time on slashdot...

    116. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder which of my former cow-orkers at the WIRB is Rapmaster. Hi is describing the dungeon perfectly. My only writing surface was the wrist rest on the front of my Microsoft Natural keyboard.

    117. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Re:Causality (Score:1, Troll) ....
      But companies run by the soulless, inhuman "I have an MBA and never did a fucking day of real honest work in my life" types will try to get around it however they can.

      Hey, it looks like those MBAs have got mod points, too! You hit +5 earlier on (granted, with my modifier), but now the working day has finished in both Europe and the US you have been slammed down by the MBAs and their lackeys who are done for the day (work is where /. is meant to be read, FFS!).

    118. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going somewhere does not qualify one as being broad-minded, educated, rational, compassionate or anything else except having been somewhere. Obviously.

    119. Re:Causality by OnlySlightly · · Score: 1

      You're not alone, I'm the same way. It is so bad that I'm seriously considering building some timed interlock system where I would push a button and have the Internet down for X minutes...

      Wish Granted: http://macfreedom.com/ (works on both Mac and Windows)

    120. Re:Causality by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Nice cherry picking.

      Thanks for playing!

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    121. Re:Causality by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that younger workers definitely use different habits. They're much more likely to use a laptop and work anywhere (ie, taking the laptop to meetings, taking laptops home to work at home, etc). Certainly older workers often do the same thing, but not to the same degree. I have one young coworker who never uses his large widescreen monitor or external keyboard & mouse. I see laptops as inconvenient luxury items, younger people see that as indispensable tools. Similarly I see younger workers more likely to be reading work email at all times of day, during holidays even, because they use a smartphone like iphone or blackberry.

      Of course some of this is just due to being young, and not from changing times Younger people tend to have better eyes to read small laptop screens, they're less likely to have learned to separate work time-space from personal time-space, their backs don't ache from bad ergonomics, they have no experience of seeing better working conditions since it's their first job, etc.

    122. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      And then I blame the guy I hired to manage the India team. All the while reminding them of how much money I've saved.

    123. Re:Causality by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      The ideal person for the job would be a real self-starter; a go-getter. Someone who doesn't need hands on supervision.

    124. Re:Causality by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Well, what happens if you get hens that have been raised outside or in a fairly open hen run is that they will just wander around all over the place. The ex-deep-litter hens eventually wandered around all over, but still stuck together in a group.

      If you leave them outside at night, hens will try to find something to perch on, a bit off the ground and with some cover overhead. During the day, they're not bothered about being out in the open normally, so in answer to another parent poster it's not that they're terrified of being in open spaces generally, it's just that *these* ones weren't used to it.

      The big danger is that quite often they hide in bits of farm machinery, so it pays to have a quick look inside a baler or wuffler before you hook up the PTO shaft and run it up. Even the ones that weren't brought up in a deep-litter shed do this. I've no idea why, they just have this lemming-like urge to climb inside things that have spinning sharp blades.

    125. Re:Causality by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You have a great future in middle management ahead of you.

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    126. Re:Causality by peragrin · · Score: 2

      That is only mostly rue. there are small companies out there that have actual good employee management relations. I have been lucky so far. however I have also seen your point.

      There is a reason why employee's now a days don't expect to work for one company until retirement any more. It just isn't true. Which begs the question why do we let companies decide our future, and medical care, when on average we don't work for any one for more than 15 years.

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    127. Re:Causality by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      You think chickens are actually reasoning? Their brains aren't that big, you know. To them, shed = cover, I would expect.

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    128. Re:Causality by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Why are you apologizing for corporations? Seriously, it's like you've got stockholm syndrome or something - we want a share of the rather large pie, and one of the cheaper ways to do it (at least where I am) is bigger cubes or more space in general. Odds are good that you aren't a corporate exec and won't benefit from the screwing discussed here, so what gives?

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    129. Re:Causality by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      I'm the one you still owe money to.

    130. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leechblock for Firefox helps with the internet issue... It has a built in timer to block all or specified websites.

      Haven't figured out a way to tie that to my door or my coworkers mouth though

    131. Re:Causality by JWSmythe · · Score: 2

      As for being a commodity, I know at the least I personally am ingrained deeply enough in too many and too vital a parts of the company's day to day business that I have some pretty solid job security, and I show enough loyalty that I have political capital to spend when I needs it.

      Be careful, I was where you are. I had built the company up from negative cashflow to a healthy net 8-figure company. I was very frugal with expenses. Literally the profit from two days of the year covered all the IT expenses, including hardware and salaries, but not including bandwidth. Things ran wonderfully. Any problems were addressed immediately. I'd get phone calls from about 9am to 4am, and I was always there to answer them and manage them. They'd present an impossible problem, and I'd come back within 15 minutes with a proposal to a solution, and frequently would implement it over the weekend. I managed the IT department from where ever I happened to be. With geographically diverse datacenters, I couldn't possibly be close to them all, but as far as the company was concerned, I was always there to put out any fire.

      We made a huge cost cutting move, dropping bandwidth and hosting costs. Then the bosses started looking at salaries. Why pay someone like me with one assistant, when they could pay a management company 30% of that, and pocket the rest. The day before Thanksgiving, after working there for 8 years, I found I couldn't get on my servers. Something was horribly wrong, and I wasn't getting answers from anyone. I was half way through booking a flight to get to our primary datacenter. I assumed it was a huge intrusion, but we were locked down tight, so I had no idea who or how they were doing it.

      Finally I got a call. "Don't book your ticket. Just wait." That's all I got. Thanksgiving day, I got a phone call from one of the senior management. "You don't work here any more. You will receive 2 weeks severance."

      I've had news trickling in over the subsequent years. From what I gathered from various sources, the folks who were locking me out were using a very manual method, and failed to use our built in methods. Over the next few months, they wiped out everything on the servers, and started from scratch. Everything I touched over those 8 years, they rewrote, to the tune of a low 6-figures. They went to such extremes, because they couldn't find my back doors. I didn't have any, so there was nothing to find. Over those months, I'd get calls and emails from people who knew I ran the network, to tell me the sites were down. I'd tell them that I wasn't working there any more, and it's not my problem.

      Their traffic began dropping after I left. The only thing I can attribute it to was mismanagement of the servers. In reality, it seems the "management company" who took over had no experience with such high volume traffic (to the tune of millions of viewers per day). Their traffic dropped for more than a year after that, until they were able to deploy enough servers to handle it. I still think that's hilarious. They more than doubled the footprint, to handle less load.

      The obvious solution would have been to bring me back to fix their problems. Nope, the pride of the owners wouldn't allow it.

      So... No, you aren't as secure in your job as you'd like to believe. There is always someone who will say anything to take your job, even at a fraction of what you were paid. It may be some kid right out of college (or even high school), a corporation offering "fanatical support", or even a small outfit in India who can take a low 6-figure departmental budget, and offer the "same" service for 200,000 rupees/yr (roughly USD $4,425/yr).

      Don't ever fall into complacency. The minute you do, you'll find yourself with a fat mortgage, car payment, and the only jobs you'll find will barely pay for the gas to get to work and

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    132. Re:Causality by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I currently am working on a project where we ran into issues regarding the number of toilets per person on the floor as they kept trying to cram more people in. Building Services got to the point where they refused to issue more passes for the building as a way of limiting the number of extra people the project managers could bring on board.

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    133. Re:Causality by Veranix · · Score: 1

      The company I work for actually did almost exactly this. On the same lot as our corporate building is a Marriott, guests of which share the use of our employee parking garage. The execs have normal-sized offices in the corporate building which they are almost never in, and the sky fairy of your choice alone knows how many visitors have been put up in the Marriott on our company's dime. As the entire lot was developed expressly for us, I'm inclined to believe it was planned out to be as you say.

    134. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if they are squeezed permanently shoulder to shoulder with no room to walk around.

    135. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the hotel's concierge and other staff could be used for food/beverage

      now now, surely cannibalism is going a little too far!

    136. Re:Causality by Dr.M0rph3us · · Score: 1

      The irony is I'm supposed to be doing work, and here I am posting on Slashdot...

      FTFY

    137. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The acid burns from living in their own shot, lameness induced by the toxics that the shit evaporates as it is fermented, brittle bones and obeseity due to lack of excersice and bad diet are just fine improvement over truly be free in your opinion. Got it!

      I for one would rather have superior quality on the meat then your cheap shit you call chicken.

    138. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am old enough to have witnessed the incredible shrinking cubes. One legitimate reason is that people have fewer file cabinets. The other reason is lower priority placed on employee comfort.

      In a Dilbert like scenario my company decided to standardize on smaller cubes. A single row of cubes was shrunk to conform to the new "standard". All this did was widen a hall way. In another space -- two cubes that sat between walls were shrunk. This left 24 inches of dead space between a wall and one cube. As for support -- our cubes were eliminated to we could collaborate better with coworkers. My coworkers are in other parts of the world.

      The work space is getting so crowded that it's better to work other places than the "office".

    139. Re:Causality by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, of course, but you don't think I'd have gotten any of THOSE guys with a salary that borders on "want fries with that", do you?

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    140. Re:Causality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has been tried before. The first modern workstations sought to put workers close together. They started having mental breaks. The cubicle was designed to deal with the vision startle reflex to stop the problem by 1968.

      Designers without training in Systems Furniture attempting to increase workers comfort situation risk engaging the same mental breaks solved forty years ago.
          VisionAndPsychosis.Net is an eight year investigation of the problem.

    141. Re:Causality by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah. Bananaware is software that is sold and handled like bananas. You sell it while it's still premature and have it ripen at the customer's. I.e. the way most software is sold today: Unfinished and unready, and kept alive and afloat with patches, preferably at the customer's expense.

      I'm not kidding. Internally, we did actually call that bananaware.

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    142. Re:Causality by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      I was contracting for a while at a startup that did this. It was superficially more justifiable than your situation because there were few projects and some level of collaboration for a portion of the workers. The big difference though was that the CTO actually kept his desk out with the rest - where he could watch everybody, see who went out for smoke/pee breaks and how often etc. Maybe its just me but it was the absolute worst environment for any kind of productivity more sophisticated than typing (and I believe old style typing pools are where this idea originally came from). I got out of there as fast as I possibly could.

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    143. Re:Causality by Celestialwolf · · Score: 1

      What we need to do is bust up the megacorporations and get rid of the top-level leech class that don't produce anything. But good luck seeing that happen any time soon. Those tax-evading assholes have too much media control to get the word out about them.

      The lop-level "leech class" produces the majority of the wealth/jobs in this country.

      What you'll say next:

      You must be one of those idiots that watches Fox News!

      And you must be one of those idiots that watches MSNBC.

      etc. etc.

    144. Re:Causality by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Stepping on white hot nails ain't healthy, but who am I to tell the elite what to do... *arms thermonuclear bomb*

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    145. Re:Causality by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of a Faraday cage?

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    146. Re:Causality by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Dewey: I didn't expect anything, and yet I am disappointed.
      Craig: That's the spirit!

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    147. Re:Causality by BraksDad · · Score: 1

      Amazing how corporations will justify whatever they want...

      Either they economize ore they expire. I agree that it can sometimes take a while, but one way or another you either reduce cost or get passed.

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    148. Re:Causality by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Don't ever fall into complacency. The minute you do, you'll find yourself with a fat mortgage, car payment, and the only jobs you'll find will barely pay for the gas to get to work and back every day.

      No, that's your real problem. Not the company, not getting fired but the simple fact that you didn't plan for emergencies. Shit happens. The data center could have a meteor crash into it, the company could be bought out, the management could be running a money laundering operation on the side, you could get injured, you could get sick, you may be put on trial for a crime you didn't commit and so on.

      You had the absurd idiotic attitude shared by many people that things will never go wrong and that everything will work out. Contingencies were for losers.

      You know what I'd have thought if I gotten fired? "Cool time for a long vacation, I wonder how Hawaii is this time of year." Hell a month ago I simply quit and did just that. Last I checked I could stretch my savings for a half decade easily, longer if I really cut down, if I needed to and I'm only out of college about that long. It's called saving rather than buying overpriced houses and unnecessary toys.

    149. Re:Causality by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Today, the US has laws and agencies that are supposed to prevent this. But companies run by the soulless, inhuman "I have an MBA and never did a fucking day of real honest work in my life" types will try to get around it however they can.

      Here's an amazing concept that seems too damn large for your little brain to grasp:
      Don't work in shit hole companies and if your employer turns into one leave.

      Of course that requires effort on your part and potentially sacrifices. That's just too hard. So instead you just bitch about entity X being the cause of all your problems. Always someone else. It's never your fault. It's never your bad decisions. Always something else.

  2. I have no idea.... by Haedrian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why people still like cubicles.

    The place I worked had an open plane. My team members had connecting desks to each other. If I needed anything (since I worked in ICT - needing someone else is common) - all I had to do it talk, or move my chair a bit. I think cubicles aren't very good for morale anyway.

    1. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The place I worked had an open plane.

      Easy to fly to wherever you want?

    2. Re:I have no idea.... by Jimmy+King · · Score: 2

      This is what we do where I work, too. There are only 2 of us now, but it was pretty cool back before upper management laid everyone off. It definitely made for higher morale being able to easily communicate, both seriously and for fun, with co-workers and made staying late for projects not quite so awful.

    3. Re:I have no idea.... by plate_o_shrimp · · Score: 1

      Nor do I. Cubicles are terrible. Give me an office with a door!

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    4. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it was pretty cool back before upper management laid everyone off.

      Yahoo employee ?

    5. Re:I have no idea.... by Seumas · · Score: 1

      People don't like cubicles. Companies like cubicles. They're cheap. More importantly, a company with a huge portfolio of properties that they lease out to businesses can have a largely empty floor plan and the people leasing the space can configure it however they want, with cubicles. Ironically, cubicles were originally created to "break down the fascist walls that divide us" and give us an open, social, level community. Instead, it has become representative of exactly the opposite. They oppose individuality, privacy, and make people feel like cattle.

      I've telecommuted almost my entire life, so I have a rather luxurious office space that allows me to focus on my work without interruptions. However, I did have an office for awhile a few years ago and it reminded me exactly why I never want to have one again. It was in a building with about 8,000 other employees and it five feet by five feet. With a giant drawer/table thing in the corner that took up too much room. And a huge building support column right in the middle of the cubicle. And I had to cram three machines in there. And two 21" CRTs. And a 17" CRT. And a thin-client on my desk for the intranet. And a phone.

      Miserable.

    6. Re:I have no idea.... by nblender · · Score: 5, Insightful

      yeah; not so much.. As you get older and gain more experience (while doing everything possible to prevent being moved into a management track), you value your privacy... During the work day, I have to deal with personal matters (calls from the boy's school, wife, accountant, etc) and having a cow-orker 3 feet away pretending not to listen is not optimal... In an open plan, people have to get up, transfer the call to some meeting room and take it there, while running across the office with paperwork or what have you. Then there's the little mental breaks you take throughout the day to let your mind stew on a hard problem; you don't want someone staring at your monitor from behind you... Don't get me wrong, my employer gets plenty of work out of me and they're very happy with my performance and my pay is commensurate with that assertion..

      Currently, I have a cubicle somewhere in the building... I don't know where it is; I've never seen it. I assume it's like all the other cubicles in the building.. I work in a lab primarily because I need access to hardware and test equipment... The lab is somewhat open-plan but I have a private little corner that I've managed to arrange by moving benches around... It's noisy enough in the lab that I can keep from getting distracted by people milling about or make my phone calls without anyone listening in... I can focus for long periods when I need to and the restricted access to the lab prevents a lot of people from just wandering in for a visit...

      When I need to communicate with my cow-orkers, we all use Jabber.. If you're focused, you can hide your jabber window and not be disturbed... I get to choose when distraction is permissible or unwanted.

    7. Re:I have no idea.... by hosecoat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why people still like cubicles.

      The cubicle wall provides a place to hide when a button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho who is sick of working in a cubicle snaps, and then stalk the office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers.

    8. Re:I have no idea.... by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on the industry and business model. A lot of successful companies are moving to the open, bull-pen format for just that reason - efficiency - as well as cost. There are some holdouts, though, and places that thrive because some people (good executives, for example) take a strong leadership role may want to keep cubicles because sometimes a little privacy and quiet is necessary. I know people who are swapping away from cubicles and one of their worries is that, as reliable workers, the already frequent interruptions from their colleagues will only increase.

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    9. Re:I have no idea.... by alcourt · · Score: 1

      People like the illusion of privacy. They like that it is a minor nuisance to bother them and that they have a space that they can make a little bit more their own than is typically considered proper in a more open environment. I know that many people where I work were uncomfortable with open floor plans for this very reason. In some extreme cases, people have effectively constructed cube walls for themselves with books and other items just to let them work better.

      The lack of visual distractions of others moving can be significant to some.

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    10. Re:I have no idea.... by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      If you work for a larger company, the likelihood that you actually work in the same location as your co-workers is extremely diminished. I'm not in the same office as any of the people I work with, so this arrangement would be far less efficient for me. Actually, it would probably be a huge distraction which is why I don't mind cubes. I think people prefer a certain level of privacy. I'd work from home, but there are far too many distractions there to occupy my time (it's really not for everyone).

    11. Re:I have no idea.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The recommendation in Peopleware (which my father's company used, independently) is to buy a load of tall and thick cubicle dividers, leave them in the corner of the office, and let your employees arrange the office to suit themselves. This generally ends up with teams that need to work together joining their desks and using the dividers to make sure that they can talk without interrupting anyone else (and vice versa).

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    12. Re:I have no idea.... by Creepy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Companies like cubicles because they are a vastly cheaper way to convert warehouse type space to office like space, and while they don't completely block out noise, they divert it enough so that while one worker is on the phone with a customer, that customer hears you, not the person sitting next to you talking about her cat.

      Having worked in call centers with cubicles and without, I vastly prefer cubicles, though I'd prefer never to work in a call center again (both of those were college temp jobs).

      I do some telecommuting, but having moved to an Agile team at work makes that a bit more difficult (we don't follow Agile exactly because employees are strewn across about 6 sites, but we do use a lot of collaboration tech to work around that, like virtual teleconferencing and netmeeting-like desktop sharing).

    13. Re:I have no idea.... by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Heh, never had an office, but they seem claustrophobia-inducing compared to cube farms.

      I'm actually OK with cubes, though have preferred it when the walls were lower so it more resembles the open plan. But then again, I understand why some people wouldn't care to stare at their co-workers all the time. Anyway, I do very little actual work in my cube... most of what I would consider work is accomplished running around the servers or sites or even meeting with other people. It's nice that they've provided a little space that I can settle down and decorate and control, so I think the benefits are mostly psychological. I tend to have my cube set up as additional lab / storage space, since that's what we're usually short on... also I can display bits of "personality" with junk that my wife and I don't care to have cluttering our home!

      That said, if there was a little atrium or window lounge or even community garden, I'd prefer to do my coding / email / reports in that kind of environment.

      The latest craze is "hoteling space," which tend to fall in size anywhere between a small cubicle or those little rows of laptop kiosks in airports, reminiscent of urinal stalls. Those booths I really don't care for, but if it prevents the company for maintaining empty cubes for people that telecommute almost all of the time, so much the better. I wouldn't mind spending some business tax deductible dough on fitting out a swank "home office" if I somehow fell into that category.

    14. Re:I have no idea.... by operagost · · Score: 1

      And that's why I want a Kevlar cubicle, boss!

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    15. Re:I have no idea.... by DrMaurer · · Score: 2

      I used to have an open area where at least 4 (and sometimes up to 7, before a layoff) people would work, all on the phones with constant interruptions and cross-talk. My nerves got very fried. I couldn't concentrate on anything before I quit because of all that damned noise.

      Now I have an enclosed office with a very heavy door. I rarely close the door, but I just like being able to be able. And I can concentrate so much better in this environment. And, seriously, getting up and walking even to the other side of the building (or picking up that black thing in a cradle behind me) to talk to someone is not even that big of a deal.

      Different people need different things for different jobs, I guess. But the small cubicles remind me of desks used in school. Maybe that's the next step...

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      Dan
    16. Re:I have no idea.... by mcmonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The place I worked had an open plane. My team members had connecting desks to each other. If I needed anything (since I worked in ICT - needing someone else is common) - all I had to do it talk, or move my chair a bit.

      I would love to go back to a cubicle.

      I am the guy stuck sitting next to you. While you get your quick response by leaning over, I get my train of thought derailed.

      And most of the time, you're bugging me for something you should be able to find for yourself in the documentation or something you should be doing yourself.

      The rest of the office does not exist to do your bidding. Maybe having your own space is bad for your morale, because then you'd have to do your own work, but for me, having my own defined space where I can concentrate without interruption, increases my morale by about 1000%.

    17. Re:I have no idea.... by Rary · · Score: 1

      The place I worked had an open plane.

      Let me guess... you got fired because everyone could see that you spent all your time surfing Slashdot at work.

      That, my friend, is why people like cubicles.

      (Of course, I'm only kidding. People don't like cubicles, they just hate them less than open plans.)

      --

      "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein

    18. Re:I have no idea.... by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

      The Wikileaks environment looks pretty sweet: plants everywhere makes a completely different environment.
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/jukri/4944923254/

    19. Re:I have no idea.... by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have no idea how the whole country has become so oversocialized. Privacy is important to be an individual. How can you know who you are if you have never been alone? Without working alone, how can you realize that it is the individual that does the work, not the collective? How can you get any work done at all when you are constantly distracted (and spied on) by other people? Forcing "togetherness" was a great socialist tool back in the Soviet times, to ensure that you never imagine yourself as an individual, that you never have unapproved thoughts, and that if you do either of those things you can get ratted out and sent to Siberia.

    20. Re:I have no idea.... by vlm · · Score: 1

      Maybe having your own space is bad for your morale, because then you'd have to do your own work, but for me, having my own defined space where I can concentrate without interruption, increases my morale by about 1000%.

      Only your morale? It measurably increased my productivity by 1000% (accurate to about 2 sig figs only)

      Nothing quite like concentrating on the mysteries of a regex or some insane control flow and then getting to hear someone yelling about yesterday nights football game.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    21. Re:I have no idea.... by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      My opinion is that if you're using cubicles, you're doing it wrong.

    22. Re:I have no idea.... by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, you now have as many as *raises 4 fingers* four people under you? That's a big promotion!

      --
      Tsunami -- You can't bring a good wave down!
    23. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >And most of the time, you're bugging me for something you should be able to find for yourself in the documentation or something you should be doing yourself.

      "It's just quicker if I ask you, thus saving the company time."

    24. Re:I have no idea.... by locofungus · · Score: 1

      >And most of the time, you're bugging me for something you should be able to find for yourself in the documentation or something you should be doing yourself.

      "It's just quicker if I ask you, thus saving the company time."

      One of the ways some people can actually have negative productivity.

      Tim.

      --
      God said, "div D = rho, div B = 0, curl E = -@B/@t, curl H = J + @D/@t," and there was light.
    25. Re:I have no idea.... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      The wise man remembers to give this guy treats.

    26. Re:I have no idea.... by seanalltogether · · Score: 1

      Our office has about 60 people in it across 2 floors and everyone uses a shared open space, and I really do mean everyone. Our founders and ceo are right out in the middle of the open floor along with everyone else. We have plenty of space for people to conduct meetings or shut themselves away with their laptop and phone to do personal work. There are plenty of couches you can sit on to get your back to the wall if you want to take a break and have some privacy.

      The amount of ideas that flow around our office on a daily basis is amazing, and if nothing else I hope they work to preserve this arrangement. Sure there are people who don't like it, and you know what, when they leave we're BETTER for it. This company more then any other has taught me that it's important to foster a workplace culture even if it means leaving people behind.

    27. Re:I have no idea.... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      Nobody wants to work in a cube. It's just cheaper that way.
      If you're in a start-up, there's the excitement of doing things on the cheap, but it gets old fast.
      My job doesn't pay the greatest, but I have a real office with a window and a door.

    28. Re:I have no idea.... by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      The ruling class doesn't want us proles to be individuals. Individuals might realize that the buck stops with them, and that the choice between obedience and defiance is theirs alone to make.

    29. Re:I have no idea.... by PhilipTheHermit · · Score: 1

      You are so wrong. Cubicles, when done RIGHT, are wonderful.

      Take mine for example. Six foot tall cubicle walls filled with sound-deadening material. Frosted windows in front, bordering the cubicle row. A large wraparound desk surface with two sets of drawers, shelves, and a lockable book cabinet. All in navy blue and composite gray with walnut trim.

      I've got a hundred square feet, or thereabouts. It's around ten by ten.

      And the walls are set up so you can use clips to hang things. Calendars, project dates, etc.

      Cubicles can be excellent.

      --
      Thus spake the master programmer:
      "When the program is being tested, it is too late to make design changes." (Tao)
    30. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As you get older and gain more experience (while doing everything possible to prevent being moved into a management track), you value your privacy... During the work day, I have to deal with personal matters (calls from the boy's school, wife, accountant, etc) and having a cow-orker 3 feet away pretending not to listen is not optimal...

      The point of cubicles is to *discourage* attending to personal business on company time. From the viewpoint of management, you are describing a feature, not a bug. You should be working and making money for the company, not scheduling your colonoscopy.

    31. Re:I have no idea.... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to answer people's questions why are you in the office at all? Sounds like you should be working from home.

      The reason we all come to this big building every day is that we work together to get stuff done. You know some stuff, I know some stuff. When I need something that you know to get a job done I ask you. When you need something I know to get a job done you ask me. If you have a personal matter that needs to be attended to, you go into a breakout room. If you want to discuss last nights football game you step into the kitchen, or the fresh air outside.

      I can understand individual offices, but hate cubicles with a passion.

    32. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you're trying to do. If your company needs 1000 separate producers working independently, then total privacy is best for productivity.

      Most places I have worked would work more efficiently overall with more communication, not less - it can seem like you never get anything done while being constantly interrupted, but far worse than that is producing a brilliant piece of work just to find out that your boss has been directing you to make something that the rest of the company doesn't care about and won't use.

    33. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am the guy stuck sitting next to you. While you get your quick response by leaning over, I get my train of thought derailed.

      And most of the time, you're bugging me for something you should be able to find for yourself in the documentation or something you should be doing yourself.

      This is the consequences of the real world of corporations, where they think that "on the job training" is actually some form of training. What it really means is that the new starter is thrown in the deep end, and told to get on with the job straight away. If they are lucky they will be pointed to the documentation, but they won't be provided with time to properly study the documentation or the product, so 99% of the time it is quicker for that person to ask an existing team member rather than start to try and get themselves familiar with the documentation.

      After a couple of people have been through a role that has on the job training, that documentation will be well out of date and unmaintained, and essentially useless. So questions become the only way people can do anything. And then you end up with some people in a team who are constantly answering questions, and their productivity plummets by the metrics that management choose to use: the ones that will make them look great, and the workers not. Which can justify another round of bonuses at the top.

      The rest of the office does not exist to do your bidding. Maybe having your own space is bad for your morale, because then you'd have to do your own work, but for me, having my own defined space where I can concentrate without interruption, increases my morale by about 1000%.

      Hmmm, you must be liked by management in your work place.

      They make you work in an open plan environment, and you attack your colleagues? Well, that plays into the hands of management, and if you are lucky you might get offered some scraps from the table. When you bitch about your colleagues, management have reasons to with hold pay rises, promotions, bonuses, etc., and they can lavish those on themselves instead. If you are lucky they might not be able to come up with an excuse to not reward you, but to be realistic there are probably others playing the same game as you, and ultimately the pressure is for mgmt to reward themselves, and no one else.

    34. Re:I have no idea.... by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Working well in a place like that is completely dependent on two factors: What the work is, and Who you're working with. If you can't stand either of those, then you will hate working in a setup like yours.

    35. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making employees work at work is a feature. Making employees uncomfortable at work is a disfeature. There must be balance.

      Really, the point of cubicles is that they're cheaper than offices.

    36. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBYGFAP.

    37. Re:I have no idea.... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Man, if I saw people building cubicles out of books and random objects I'd go full out and make a fort. Complete with a blanket roof, and sign offering advice on who may or may not enter. Ten to one people unfamiliar with the place would start going to me under the assumption that I was the boss, rather than the chump in the office. Because it's quite obvious that fort>office.

      --
      Everything will be taken away from you.
    38. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could have all of that and more in an actual office that grown ups get. Well, unless you're a grown up that doesn't qualify at the "executive level" of a company, I guess.

    39. Re:I have no idea.... by Rary · · Score: 1

      If you don't want to answer people's questions why are you in the office at all? Sounds like you should be working from home.

      Because the boss said so. Lots of people would work from home if it was allowed. It is not always an option.

      As far sharing information with coworkers, email and IM are wonderful tools. The beauty of IM is that you can ask me a question, and I can finish my thought before responding, thus getting you your answer relatively quickly, and allowing me to remain as productive as possible despite the interruptions.

      A good work environment creates the right balance between "leave me alone so I can get things done" and "let's be a team". Offices with closed doors are heavily on the "leave me alone" side. Open concepts are heavily on the "let's be a team" side. Cubicles are an attempt to balance the two. Not perfect, but I like having walls.

      Of course, I should point out that I do not currently work in a cubicle, but rather in a small room with two other people. It's not ideal, but we tend to keep to ourselves, so it's okay.

      --

      "You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." -- Albert Einstein

    40. Re:I have no idea.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Ironically, cubicles were originally created to "break down the fascist walls that divide us" and give us an open, social, level community. Instead, it has become representative of exactly the opposite. They oppose individuality, privacy, and make people feel like cattle.

      What?

      Robert Propst invented cubicles precisely to give workers individuality and privacy... he invented them as a replacement from open floor plans called "bull pens" where each worker sat at a desk and had zero privacy.

      Probst has stated that he regrets the invention, because cubicles have come to replace offices for non-bullpen workers as well.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    41. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice until you have 3 people talking on phones and 2 people trying to carry on a conversation while _you're_ trying to talk on the phone.

    42. Re:I have no idea.... by DrMaurer · · Score: 1

      I get the reference, but I'm just a paper pusher; I don't have any reports.

      --
      Dan
    43. Re:I have no idea.... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Nothing quite like concentrating on the mysteries of a regex or some insane control flow and then getting to hear someone yelling about yesterday nights football game.

      Even better is the Fantasy Football because you know they created a meta-game out of a game so they'd have something to talk about besides actual interesting stuff.

      --
      Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.
    44. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no idea how people can get many types of work done without, at a minimum, cubicles. I'm doing Q/A work that gets pretty deep and intricate, and can certainly requiring coding something together to do what I need. If I'm concentrating on something, the last thing I need is the person next to me to lean over and ask me to pass the trashcan and break my concentration. Anyone doing coding should be familiar with the whole "in the zone" feeling (heck, I write, too, and tech writers should know this one) and how disruptive this whole open plan design is.

      Not to mention, yeah, tech field. Disproportionate number of introverts compared to gen pop. Whoever designed these "collaborative environment" workplaces is very much an extrovert, and probably hasn't even heard the word "introversion". You want stress, this is how generate it (similar to forcing an extrovert to work in a sensory deprivation tank). I'm about as far out on the introversion end of the scale as you can get without hitting the flat out agoraphobia levels, and sticking me in a open plan setting means getting my resignation. I'm skilled enough I don't need to worry about finding another job, but what about people who aren't?

    45. Re:I have no idea.... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Cubicles are the worst of both worlds. You don't get the privacy of an office or the interaction of the open space.

      I am a telecommuter. And you are right. A culture of bad management has lead to a situation where huge numbers of people's jobs are as much about being biological space heaters as anything else. Finding management that can gauge the actual work as opposed to hours spent at the office is a rare thing, and it is a pleasure to work for someone like that.

      Advocating for telecommuters is an area that the so called 'environmentalists' have dropped the ball. Imagine the energy savings and road maintenance savings that could be had if we could get 10% of our workforce telecommuting. It would certainly be a bigger impact than carpool lanes, and it would improve peoples quality of life.

    46. Re:I have no idea.... by icebrain · · Score: 1

      To me, that sounds like the definition of hell. But then, I still have reclusive tendencies (not nearly as bad as they used to be) and get thoroughly worn out just being around a lot of people for an extended time. And I really don't like people sitting or walking around behind me; it drives me insane. I'm the guy that always sat in the back of the classroom and never sits at tables in restaurants, only in booths.

      The place I work has cubicles, but at least in my department, it's not a giant cube farm. Instead, we have a total of six cubes tucked away in a corner, and the manager has a no-door office. The rest of the area is a test rig and workshop. I even got the facilities guys to remove the fluorescenet tube above my desk, adding to the cave quality. When we need to talk, we either talk over the cube walls or go to the common area with the whiteboard. Sticking everyone together in one space would just lead to shouting matches. Besides, most of the work we do (engineering) isn't stuff that really benefits from having people in each others' faces all the time.

      Cramming everyone together in an open space doesn't work well for all occupations.

      --
      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
    47. Re:I have no idea.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I started out on my first technical job in an office. Small and crapped but it was an office. Later a shared office, and that was pretty typical everywhere (the status symbol was a corner office whereas today it's anything with a door). Back in grad school I had a lab space/office with a window seat, still pretty decent despite low pay. Then in an underpaid under-respected job I had my own office with windows. Only then, after accepting a big pay raise and a better job where I could use my talents more I got shoved into a cube (it was also a move to silicon valley). I was pretty dismayed. Then the job after that my first day had me in a half-width cube, the only one in the building, and the department admin actually seem surprised that I wasn't happy with it. Since then cubes have slightly shrunk over time as I changed jobs

      So... I start off in an office as an entry level grunt, and as I get more and more experience my workspace keeps shrinking and getting noisier.

      One really nice layout I saw was in Europe. Two person offices with windows along the walls and lab space down the center. Do your work in a quiet office with tons of space for books and personal effects, walk a few feet to the lab when you need to test something.

    48. Re:I have no idea.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's also possible to just have large offices and then stick cubicle dividers in those. Then you've got 5 or 6 people in the office, and it's pretty quiet. Instead there seem to be so many warehouses that are wall to wall cubicles. At the very least maybe put up some interior walls (pretty cheap) to keep the noise down, but no they'd rather have things be a farm.

      It's not just floor space in a cube that is shrinking too. Many places have shorter cubicles as well. That's guaranteed cacophony. Or full height but with the top half being see-thru plexiglass, adding distractions and removing privacy.

      Two different work places I've been in also (including current place) have no ceiling either. It's open up to the roof. Then the noise just bounces around even more. It's not even that these places are cheap; one was done that way on purpose by the architect. Puhlease, put in some sound deadening ceiling tiles already...

    49. Re:I have no idea.... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      AR-10 is .308 - that goes right through kevlar. Best option is to be at home sick when psychoboy loses it.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    50. Re:I have no idea.... by alexchorny · · Score: 1

      I guess you also think that in USSR there were bears walking outside the office, drinking vodka with KGB agents....

    51. Re:I have no idea.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, I take what I can get.

    52. Re:I have no idea.... by dbIII · · Score: 2

      The place I worked had an open plane.

      If it was open how did you keep the snakes out?

    53. Re:I have no idea.... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Strange... I have no idea why anyone would want anything other than an office with a door. If I need to talk to someone I get up, open the door and walk over to them and talk to them. Then I go back to my office, close the door and am once again somewhere I can work without distraction and even *gasp* scratch my balls if I want... all without being on display to anyone who cares to watch. Why anyone would want anything less is beyond me. If you want camaraderie and team spirit go for a beer after work or eat lunch together. But for work - go away and leave me in peace.

      --
      The tyrant will always find a pretext for his tyranny - Aesop
  3. If anybody needs me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be in the basement, clutching my red stapler.

    1. Re:If anybody needs me... by magbottle · · Score: 0

      "one, two, three....'

      "no wait..."

      "five, ten, fifteen...."

    2. Re:If anybody needs me... by aaaantoine · · Score: 1

      No need to post anonymously, Milton. We know it's you.

    3. Re:If anybody needs me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Icouldsetthebuildingonfire,. . .

    4. Re:If anybody needs me... by FlyByWire63 · · Score: 1

      I already work in a basement... cube farm. Cubes are 5 X 5 with 24 people sharing a 20' X 40' area. It's like working at a house party most days with people all talking at once, playing catch or vollyball over the wall (the walls are only 4' high) or kicking a soccer ball around the office. I'm at the edge of sanity most days. And, I'm constantly pressured to produce. A bit hard with interruptions every 10 seconds on average.

    5. Re:If anybody needs me... by gullevek · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like Kindergarden than office. Would hate to work at such a place.

      --
      "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
  4. Your no longer cattle by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 0

    Now you're veal.

  5. Disposable workforce? by Okind · · Score: 1

    "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever."

    Maybe I'm an ergonomics nut (I always insist on a proper chair and desk, plus a good monitor height), but do these younger workers expect to make it until their retirement?
    Working just anywhere is very destructive to your body, unless you pay sufficient attention to ergonomics.

    1. Re:Disposable workforce? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      If neither the employees nor the companies care, it's still going to become the standard. You need to go on a crusade on our behalf.

    2. Re:Disposable workforce? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Ergonomics is for people who sit in one spot all day. By moving around to different places, being able to work anywhere, means that we're not in any one place long enough to get uncomfortable sitting on the rock hard chair or whatever.

      Don't miss understand me, ergonomics is important, especially to stave off Repetitive Stress orthopedic issues. I'm rarely in a place long enough to notice a nice chair or monitor that is adjusted perfectly for me. Trust me, I know what it is like to be uncomfortable (6'5", 290lbs) because I just don't fit in most places. At home, I have a couple comfy chairs and a nice couch, but often I'll prefer laying on the hard floor to watch a movie, as it is much more comfortable for me than to sit in chairs that were designed for people foot smaller and hundred pounds less.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  6. Worldwide translation by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the USA, office employees are kept in a sort of shoe-box with a size that, for understandable reasons, is measured in feet. Those boxes have shrunk.

    --
    Nae king! Nae laird! Nae yurrupiean pressedent! We willna be fooled again!
    1. Re:Worldwide translation by thijsh · · Score: 1

      Plus the overall amount of red staplers available to the workforce has decreased by an incalculable amount that, for unfathomable reasons, is measured in a library of congress amount of staples times Boeing 747 total stapler length.

    2. Re:Worldwide translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA, office employees are kept in a sort of shoe-box with a size that, for understandable reasons, is measured in feet. Those boxes have shrunk.

      There's a plan to start measuring them in cm so that people think that their space is increasing.

      "Awesome! My cubicle went from 50 sq/ft to 46, 451.5 square centimeters! And it sounds so exotic - centimeters - I'm in one of those luxury European made cubes!"

    3. Re:Worldwide translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ah! Thanks for this. In Britain, a cubicle is somewhere one goes to have a shit. In the USA they call these stalls. In Britain, a stall is a seat in the theatre.

      It's usually not a good idea to confuse any of these things.

    4. Re:Worldwide translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the USA, office employees are kept in a sort of shoe-box with a size that, for understandable reasons, is measured in feet. Those boxes have shrunk.

      Each shoebox holds 2 feet, size 6.

    5. Re:Worldwide translation by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      As long as you're translation, you might as well say it's measured in cm.

    6. Re:Worldwide translation by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      "As long as you're translation", I said. Might as well add that, with cubicles that small, you are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

    7. Re:Worldwide translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure their feet didn't grow?

    8. Re:Worldwide translation by airfoobar · · Score: 1

      All the while, obesity has never been higher.

    9. Re:Worldwide translation by Toe,+The · · Score: 2

      Briefer version: In USA, shoebox holds you.

    10. Re:Worldwide translation by 517714 · · Score: 1

      In the USA, office employees are kept in a sort of shoe-box with a size that, for inexplicable reasons, is measured in feet. Those boxes have shrunk.

      Fixed that for you.

      --
      The US government have made it clear that we have no inalienable rights; any we do not defend vigorously will be taken.
    11. Re:Worldwide translation by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

      whoosh.

      Shoes? Shoe boxes? Feet?

      yeah.

      whooooosh.

      --
      Non impediti ratione cogitationus.
  7. Working from Home? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what about working from home when possible. I think EVERYONE can benefits from this... even mother earth!

    1. Re:Working from Home? by alcourt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I work from home and have done so for over ten years now. I've made it work successfully. I will very openly state that many of my coworkers cannot effectively work from home.

      The reasons that work from home isn't always a good idea vary. Some people require the human face to face contact. Others require the firmer separation, the act of actually going to another building to put them in the work mindset. Some do not have a home situation amenable to working from home. Some are just in jobs that require too much interaction with the rest of the team or just cannot be done remotely. (People who's job requires physical access to specific hardware without waiting an hour for the person to get there.)

      Even many of my coworkers who do work from home make excuses to go into the office periodically to meet with peers for lunch. This helps smooth over issues so that work is done more smoothly.

      --
      "I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend unto the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
    2. Re:Working from Home? by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Not all jobs are conducive to this and many companies don't even trust their employees enough to allow it.

    3. Re:Working from Home? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Not all jobs are conducive to this and many companies don't even trust their employees enough to allow it.

      And the same moron companies will demand the employees be on call 24x365 and work all freaking night long at home. Work at home, sure dude, great idea from 5pm to 9am, every night if we can force you, but from 9am to 5pm you can forget it.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    4. Re:Working from Home? by nblender · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't like working from home but for a different reason. As a contractor, paid by the hour, I can get 8.5 hours worth of on-site work done in about 4 hours at home... If I'm on-site, I can bill for 8.5 hours. If I'm at home, I can bill for 4 hours. Since my employer (my customer, technically) would prefer I work on-site instead of shelling in remotely, I oblige them by coming in, dealing with distractions and beauracracy, in exchange for billing higher... They're still happy with the quantity of work that gets done and continue to pay me well and renew my contract, year after year.

  8. You don't need a whole lot by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

    When it's just you and your PC, you really don't need a whole lot of space. 7x7 feet seems about right for a comfortable cubicle.

    These days many workers don't even have desktop PCs anymore. Everything is done on laptops via wifi. The only static device in the cube is the large monitor which attaches as a second screen to the laptop.

    From another perspective, even these cubicles are unnecessary since you could put out a few couches and the employees will work with the laptops from just about anywhere they want. The freedom this provides is important and helps to foster creativity and a lively work atmosphere.

    Doors and real offices are certainly necessary for some types of workers. Managers need offices to focus on their planning, so a true office is a must. However, given that a private room can usually be prepared for everyone's usage, the rank and file can usually get their private time taken care of in a shared room.

    I'm not surprised by this development at all. It makes a lot of sense to maximize the space, and given how so many employees are versatile and can work from anywhere, it doesn't make sense to waste a lot of room building offices that they can't effectively use.

    1. Re:You don't need a whole lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it's just you and your PC, you really don't need a whole lot of space. 7x7 feet seems about right for a comfortable cubicle.

      While this might be true for some office workers, it is far from true for all. Anyone in engineering or architecture can tell you that that isn't nearly enough. Try managing a half dozen 2' x 3' sheets of paper and a stack of notes in that small of space. Or even better, the roll sized sheets I sometimes have to deal with which are three feet wide and as much as ten feet long. It's just not enough room.

    2. Re:You don't need a whole lot by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 0

      Obviously there would be exceptions to this, but in general most office workers do not need a whole lot of space.

      Someone mentioned it above, but a lot of that room used to be taken up by a large CRT. Now with thin panel monitors, that space can be reclaimed. An old 17" CRT could easily take up 24x24 inches of desk space. That's 2 feet the walls can be pulled in resulting in savings of up to 30 square feet (9x9 to 7x7 feet).

    3. Re:You don't need a whole lot by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      From another perspective, even these cubicles are unnecessary since you could put out a few couches and the employees will work with the laptops from just about anywhere they want.

      If you want the men to fry their balls, go ahead.

    4. Re:You don't need a whole lot by vlm · · Score: 1

      Managers need offices to focus on their planning, so a true office is a must.

      First huge mistake, is thinking managers are the only employees whom need to focus, or plan, and the peons need not concern themselves with this "thinking" thing.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    5. Re:You don't need a whole lot by GaryOlson · · Score: 2

      But once manglement gets the idea most people can use less space, policy is created forcing less space. Then, getting a cubicle waiver for extra space is now a futile exercise in politics instead of a business process. No one will spend political capital on cubicle space; they just tell the employee to work it out or work in the inadequate space.

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      Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
    6. Re:You don't need a whole lot by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Managers need offices to focus on their planning

      Are you trying to say that no one else in the office needs to focus?

  9. Less is more by Chninkel · · Score: 1

    "With all those big CRT monitors replaced by thin LCD ones, employee have too much space. Let's reduce that cubicle a bit"

    1. Re:Less is more by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      There wouldn't have been a computer on every desk in the 1970s. I think it's more down to the fact that there's a lot less paper being shuffled in your average 2010 office than there was back then, which would take up a lot of desk space.

      Personally, I would manage perfectly well with a desk half the size of what I have. I don't manage the extra space well; it just tends to accumulate clutter.

    2. Re:Less is more by Sir_Sri · · Score: 1

      ya I remember 15 or so years ago (maybe a bit more than that) when employees all had both computers AND archives of paper and books everywhere. They had more cubicle space, and less elbow room. Today they have less cubicle space, and more elbow room. Document management systems, laptops, google, and desks that are actually designed for computers and not just whatever table they could find that was the right height make a big difference.

      I used to be a ninja computer installer. We'd go in to a company between 4:30 and 5:30 pm, talk to their manager to see if there were any last minute changes. And then replace all the computers in an area overnight. Offices and their contents have changed a lot. People used to have their own paper archives of stuff, that's all gone. Technical people especially would have fairly large personal collections of books, again, mostly gone. People have books but it's less reference material and more specifically topical. People don't have their own printers anymore, and they usually don't have their own legacy machines in their cubicle (which used to happen a lot in some places like GE but not others). I don't really know how long the 'legacy' systems stuck around for or didn't, since by definition we didn't take those away, but a lot of people had 2 or 3 full desktop systems which you don't see much outside of places that are in the computing business directly. The other thing is concepts of what separable work is seem to be in flux. It's less of a you sit in that cubicle and drone away and more of a come in, meet with people discuss things etc. then go to your cubicle and do something. I'm not sure that's a better for productivity, but when I'm actually doing work now it seems like there's less of a show up and sit in your cube for 8 hours.

    3. Re:Less is more by stephathome · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of thing I was thinking too. A part of the shrinkage is due to workers needing less space to do their jobs. Paperless offices aren't a reality by a long shot, but we don't need to keep so much paper on our desks anymore. That doesn't mean companies shouldn't consider the needs of the particular job, of course. Some will need more space to work effectively.

    4. Re:Less is more by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I could use extra desk space, since I often work with drawings that are 48"x36", and the monitor just doesn't cut it for that.

      I'm not sure about the premise of TFA.
      While there wouldn't have been a computer on your desk in the 70s there would have been a dumb terminal and monitor, or at least a typewriter, that would've taken up just as much space.
      200 sq ft per worker in an office has been standard for ventilation design as long as I've been in the HVAC business (since 1980). And even if your cubicle is 60 sq ft net, there's probably near 200 sq ft gross per person considering the aisles, corridors, empty cubicles, storage files, etc.
      I've worked on offices with around 100 to 150 sq ft per person as long ago as 15 to 20 years, and that's including everything in the square footage - break rooms, elevators, stairs, toilet rooms, UPS rooms, etc.

  10. Brazil by fussy_radical · · Score: 3, Informative

    Next they'll expect us to share a desk too:

    http://movieclips.com/Mkivg-brazil-movie-the-moving-desk/

    I'm sitting in about 64 ft^2. It sucks but I like making money too.

    1. Re:Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sitting in about 64 ft^2. It sucks but I like making money too.

      You must be HUGE.

  11. So let them work at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let them work at home, if they're used to working anywhere, why not?

    PS are the younger generation of C*O's going to get smaller offices too, because they'll be used to working anywhere too.

  12. Too much uncertainty in corporate real estate by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    With nightmarish escrow (yes commercial real estate has this now too) and little ROI for Wall Street why invest in more buildings?

  13. Co-workers who use speaker phone by spamking · · Score: 2

    Our freaking cubes are so tight (less than 100 square feet) and small that simply talking on the phone is a total pain. There's a guy in the cube next to me who always has to use his speaker phone for EVERY call. I can't even hear myself think when he's on the phone.

    That alone should be reason enough to not support cubicles.

    1. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      You think you've got it bad... I have TWO people in adjacent cubes on loud speakerphones with clients somewhere and every idiotic thing they say echoes three times.

      Then there's the guy faintly humming weird music in the adjacent cube on the other side, along with the chick nearby whose phone rings some awful song whenever she leaves it on her desk.

      Should I appreciate the sight barriers, even if I don't get a noise barrier? It's hard to say.

    2. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by phoebus1553 · · Score: 1

      That alone should be reason enough to not support cubicles.

      No, it should be reason to support cubicles with ceilings... That being said, you should at least be comfortable enough of your coworkers that you can ask them to stop it.

      I also had a craptacular situation like this, but the people were too stupid to care. I worked in a semi-open cube arrangement, where 5 of the 8 people in the pod were on conference calls at once. In fact it was the same conference call, to a room 100 feet away. We openly mocked these people when asking politely didn't work. Then the other 3 of us all got different jobs because this was the norm of personal and professional intelligence at the company.

      Moral of the story? I don't know, but there are a lot of badly behaved professionals out there.

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      ----- - The beatings will continue until morale improves
    3. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you say something next time? Surely you don't like the person enough to worry about hurting their feelings.

    4. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should ask your boss to buy your coworker a headset or something. When I worked in cube-land our management was too cheap to buy those, so I found it difficult to care if my speakerphone might be audible elsewhere. If you're in 5 hours of meetings a day holding a phone in your hand isn't exactly practical.

    5. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      I used to work in a place like that. When I started, I had my own office, but after several "reshuffles", I was in a large room in one of 6 cubes...each populated with these "speaker phone only" types and other "loud talkers". I gained some relief by trying to mask some of the sound, and found this site which I used to stream and play over my computer speakers. It definitely doesn't block out 100% of the noise, but once you get used to some of the sound(s), and let your ear/mind focus on them, you might find you can ignore some of the other sounds a bit better.

      With that said, I left that job and now have one with an office, so I don't know if that "solution" will work in the long term for you, I just thought I'd off it in case it helps.

    6. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by CaptKeen · · Score: 1

      100 square feet? That's amazing. We're looking at putting in cubes, to replace the open floorplan we have now, and the cubes will be 8x6 (or 48 square feet).

      People are looking forward to the change, too, because the open plan has been a disaster. Within a group, it may work, but when you've got open plan for four groups doing different things within the plan...

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    7. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by timeOday · · Score: 2

      Thanks for the link. I agree white noise is the best way to block out conversations. For me it works better with headphones rather than PC speakers. If you really want to muffle outside noise (but without spending much money or wearing huge studio isolation headphones), try Koss "The Plug" earbuds. I use them for motorcycling and have probably bought half a dozen of them over the years. If they seem to be poking your brain, try trimming the foam plugs a bit shorter.

    8. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, who even GETS 200 square feet? I'd KILL for 200 square feet. I'm sitting at about 50 right now, and I only get two pieces of wall, infront and to my right. The rest is open to the office. My little section barely contains my desk.

      Seriously, I'd absolutely kill for even 100 square feet, as long as I get another wall on one side, and behind me a way to get in (or from the side, preferably). Hell, I'd like to upgrade my 50ish square feet as is with a few extra walls as above.

      And no, I don't work in a call center.

    9. Re:Co-workers who use speaker phone by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      get the dogwhistle app for your phone and let it go when they start with that shit (passive aggressive seattle answer) or talk to them. It's not productive to hate your coworkers, no matter how much they deserve it.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  14. Cubicles? Who needs them anyway? by elsurexiste · · Score: 1

    You can have huge desks where everyone get together if you want to save space. Alternatively, allow your employees to work a few days per week on their homes.

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  15. Backwards... by msauve · · Score: 0

    This is America. Cubes aren't shrinking, workers are getting larger.

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    "National Security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Celine's First Law
  16. Welcome to my world by niks42 · · Score: 2

    My personal office space is 36 square feet; I am lucky enough to have a window along one edge. I spend most of my working life with a headset on to shut out the interference to my concentration from my near neighbours, four of whom I could hit with a baseball bat (quite cheerfully, as it happens) without leaving my chair. Welcome to the world of being an IT Architect.

    1. Re:Welcome to my world by Enderandrew · · Score: 1

      I had a large office at my last job. In fact, it was an office designed for three people, but with layoffs it became my office solely. Now I sit in a fairly small 36 square foot cubicle as well, but I don't feel cramped. I don't need to store file folders or anything like that. My desk is large enough for three monitors, my phone, a digital photo frame, and I still have plenty of room.

      Our cubicles really only have one tall wall, so we have an open space down a row where I can talk with my coworkers. We all use headsets when we're on calls, and if I take a personal call I just leave my desk area.

      Some might say we're learning to accept less, but I actually prefer how social our format is.

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    2. Re:Welcome to my world by turtleshadow · · Score: 1

      I haven't had but once a window for my shared office/cube in 15 years of IT.

      I think that EU building architects are way ahead of US building architects for sunshine and Natural Ventilation.

      Wireless really helped when it was permitted to work that way. To many coworkers abused that flexibility. We had garden quads within walking distance that helped as well. If upwind of the smokers you could actually feel naturally human at some point during the work day.

    3. Re:Welcome to my world by Cyrgo · · Score: 1

      36 sq ft cubicle? LUXURY !!!!
      I share an 80 sq ft cubicle with four other people. That's 20 sq ft per worker. I don't need a bat to reach my neighbor, I just need to turn around and extend my arm. In case you are interested, I work in R&D in a Fortune 500 company but in a 3rd world country.
      It could be worse, though. I wouldn't like to work in an open space (no walls, no privacy whatsoever) or crammed side to side (as those who work in call centers).

    4. Re:Welcome to my world by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      That's roughly the arrangement I used to work in. It may have been a bit bigger than 80 sq ft but shared between 4 workers. Basically every job was divided up so it could be worked on by teams of 4, who moved into a cube with each other. You need to know something you just turn your head and ask a question and get an answer in a few seconds. It was sweet.

    5. Re:Welcome to my world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, just one of the windows in my office (complete with locking door) is bigger than your entire workspace. That's sad. For you. It's awesome for me.

    6. Re:Welcome to my world by careysub · · Score: 1

      My personal office space is 36 square feet; I am lucky enough to have a window along one edge....

      The next step will be to define the section of walkway in front of your cubicle as "part of the your office space".

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      Starships were meant to fly, Hands up and touch the sky - Nicky Minaj
    7. Re:Welcome to my world by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      My cubicle is roughly 8x12 feet, with a big window with a view of the ocean just across the street, although I usually have to turn the shades down a bit to keep the glare off my dual monitors.

      But don't be jealous, this is what they give me instead of decent pay (and until recently, any kind of benefits).

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    8. Re:Welcome to my world by niks42 · · Score: 1

      Oh I was way ahead of you. Difficulty is we have a lot of visitors, people delivering lunch, post people, cleaners and others. Should I divide up the floor area between them as well? Do we therefore provide 20 square inches of office space to the sandwich girl?

  17. Dell has cubes that are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7x3x4 feet... you do the math... you won't - its 80 something sq feet... =/

    1. Re:Dell has cubes that are... by clone52431 · · Score: 1

      My math said those feet were cubic, not square.

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    2. Re:Dell has cubes that are... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

      Actually the OP was correct. Dell has figured out how to squeeze even more space out of a building by folding the cubicle into the extra spacial dimensions postulated by string theory.

    3. Re:Dell has cubes that are... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      7x3x4 feet... you do the math... you won't - its 80 something sq feet... =/

      But if you do, it's only 12 square feet.

    4. Re:Dell has cubes that are... by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      7x3x4 feet... you do the math... you won't - its 80 something sq feet... =/

      But if you do, it's only 12 square feet.

      Or 21, or 28. He didn't label the dimensions. I'm personally in a 6X8(imprecisely measured in fathoms) cube that's only 3 feet floor-to-ceiling... but I've got 144 cubic feet! Sometimes they open the grating and put in a dish of coffee if I'm far back enough in the corner and don't snarl too much.

  18. Bunk desks! by Geeky · · Score: 1

    I've had this idea for a while - why not exploit the third dimension. Bunk desks - they're the answer!

    Seriously, here in the UK open plan offices are the norm. We've recently escaped plans to reduce the size of our desks to little more than the width of keyboard + mousemat.

    --
    Sigs are so 1990s. No way would I be seen dead with one.
    1. Re:Bunk desks! by niks42 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what a 'mezzanine' floor is? Seen lots of those for hot desk areas in a number of companies.

    2. Re:Bunk desks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or have twice as many floors in the same vertical space. Getting round the building would be uncomfortable but if you spend most of the day sitting down you'd hardly notice.

    3. Re:Bunk desks! by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Is it too early to call the top desk?

    4. Re:Bunk desks! by lochnessie · · Score: 1

      "After all, the overhead is low!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5vtT6xByVE

    5. Re:Bunk desks! by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

      Bunking is good, but get this: workers with magnetic shoes, walking on metal ceilings. And magnetic pants to sit on steel chairs. Much cooler.

    6. Re:Bunk desks! by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Fire code violation: workers on the ceiling would impede the water sprinklers.

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      Every mans' island needs an ocean; choose your ocean carefully.
    7. Re:Bunk desks! by gnarfel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, THAT is the real issue with his idea.

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  19. Maybe it's not the cubicles getting smaller by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Funny

    maybe it's the occupants getting larger.

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    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    1. Re:Maybe it's not the cubicles getting smaller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It says America.

      Definitely it's the occupants getting larger.

  20. 42 by phrostie · · Score: 2

    I just checked mine and it's 6' x 7'.

    OMG, 42!
    it all makes sense now!

    1. Re:42 by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Point. That explains the distortion at my desk: 5.5 x 8 = 44. It's not quite in tune with the universe...

    2. Re:42 by gnarfel · · Score: 1

      Well how many roads must a man walk? What is 6 multiplied by 9?


      I once got a fortune cookie where the back said (under the learn chinese part):

      Lucky Numbers: 4, 2, 42, 84, 8

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      Local music(to upstate NY). http://gnarfel.com/ radio.
  21. new by Gunkerty+Jeb · · Score: 2

    I am new to this whole work world thing. I write for the most part. My problem with cubicles is this: at times all my co-workers in the cubicles around are making sales calls, or discussing web dev stuff, or just hamming it up, and I find it extremely hard to concentrate. It may just be that I am new to the game, but it does get a bit frustrating.

    1. Re:new by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bring a personal music player and two sets of headphones. Your first set should be a lightweight, open air design. Wear those when you're willing to tolerate interruptions. Your second set should be a big set of noise-reducing headphones that look like something a record producer would wear in a studio. Those are your "Fuck off and let me work!" headphones.

  22. It's not driven by real estate prices by Wansu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In most areas, commercial real estate is going empty.

    This is being driven by a desire to control employees. They want to huddle them close together so they are easier to watch and they tend to police each other.

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    Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    1. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by ciaohound · · Score: 1

      Also, as with ladybugs, it's an effective strategy for overwintering.

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      Oh, yeah, it's not easy to pad these out to 120 characters.
    2. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't know how it works in the US, but if the UK is anything to go by your view is probably wrong.

      Commercial landlords - indeed, the entire commercial letting industry - is a law unto itself. My own employer moved offices when our previous landlord would not reduce the rent (even though the going rate was dropping as offices were becoming empty). They were told clearly, in simple terms: rent goes down or we go out. Rent did not go down. We left a couple of months after a number of other tenants in that building did. I wouldn't be surprised if that building is 70 or 80% empty today.

      There's all sorts of other things you can get in commercial leases which anyone who didn't know the industry would think absurd. "Repairing leases" (where you have to carry out any repairs to the fabric of the building - all the responsibilities of ownership, none of the benefits!) aren't that uncommon, and if you happen to take on a building which requires a lot of repair work - tough. You can actually be forced to return the building to the landlord in a better state to how you took it on.

      Another one I've heard of is where the landlord charges you £X/square foot then includes things like staircases and toilets in their calculation of how large the office is. (You don't normally include these things when you do this arithmetic - £X/square foot usually means £x/useful square foot, not including staircases, kitchen areas etc). Next thing you know you've accidentally signed yourself to a contract paying double the going rate, you can't get out of it and you can't sub-let it without losing money unless you can find someone equally stupid. For bonus points, the landlord has demanded that the director of the business acts as a personal guarantor - only way out of the contract then is to declare yourself bankrupt.

      Faced with an industry full of sharks like that, anyone with any sense will do everything in their power to minimise their exposure.

    3. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A couple of years ago, my company decided to vacate one building, and placing all people and equipment in the one remaining building. To save money, of course.
      It would seem almost logical ... if it weren't that they had just signed a 3-year contract without termination clausule to rent the -empty- building!
      Oh, yes, and the same company has published a book, proving that people do get more productive and less errorprone if given enough space!

    4. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by XorNand · · Score: 1

      I work for a small start-up. We have something like 2,500 square feet of office space, including private offices for most of six people there. We also have no servers (everything is cloud-based) and everyone uses a notebook, wifi, and cell/cordless phones. What tends to happen is that 2/3rd of the floorspace is empty at any given time. We all tend to congregate in the centrally-located conference room. If people need to make a private call or really concentrate on something, they'll steal away to an office and then return later.

      This behavior isn't dictated by management, it just happens. I've found out that if I sit in my office for most of the day, I feel out of the loop (even with constant email exchanges). There are some downsides to being constantly plugged-in to everything like that, but overall, I feel it's a net-positive. A great amount of collaboration just emerges.

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    5. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you're confusing cause and effect... When I first read the summary, my thought was "duh, how obvious" - as we move closer and closer to being truly paperless, officer workers need less and less space to spread out papers or to store files.

    6. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by mikael · · Score: 1

      Happened in one place in London - a whole department of ten people squeezed into the space of five desks. There was just enough space for a keyboard and a shuttle PC and that was it.... You couldn't get any work done on your PC without your neighbor making a comment ... either wanting to get involved with what you were doing or looking at your E-mails (getting an official E-mail username took about two weeks).

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    7. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toilets, kitchens and stairs aren't useful?

      The toilet at my current work is blocked, waiting for a plumber. Given that I had a large coke about an hour ago, I can quite honestly attest that toilets are useful.

    8. Re:It's not driven by real estate prices by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's really quite amazing. Some landlords are still trying to raise their rates in the middle of a real estate bust. There are empty commercial buildings with billboards on the side being sold in a deal like "buy this billboard and we'll throw in the building holding it up". The building actually REDUCES the value of the billboard since it is harder to maintain than a steel tower.

      That's why we see cities that grow like hollow trees. Every year a new ring is built up on the outside while the middle decays and collapses. In Atlanta, there are a couple buildings downtown that are literally going back to nature. They have pine trees growing out of their roofs. And yet rent ratchets up.

  23. i'm rooting for 0 square feet by shadowrat · · Score: 2

    I have no need to even be at the office. I can work remotely just fine. Gone are the days of piles of paper and shelves of reference books. I never have to file away physical files. Most of my communications with my coworkers is via instant messaging and email. For reference i am a software engineer. I am currently working on convincing my company to let me work from the road in my RV.

    1. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by jimicus · · Score: 1

      You're not, I assure you.

      It is damn difficult to put together a cohesive team when they seldom meet each other. My own employer's been trying that for years, and so far failed miserably. Oh sure, you can point to any number of F/OSS projects and say "but they work!" - but for every F/OSS project which has a team working really well together scattered across the world, there's probably a hundred which are either being carried by one or two people or are marred by infighting and arguments.

    2. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      It is damn difficult to put together a cohesive team when they seldom meet each other.

      No, it's damn difficult to put together a cohesive team if they seldom communicate with each other. I can talk to you just fine over the phone / im / email / video chat without ever having to drive in to the office. If you have to be talking to someone in person in order to effectively communicate, perhaps you need to work on your communications skills?

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      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    3. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by jimicus · · Score: 1

      True enough, but you really would be amazed how many people seem to be physically incapable of picking up the phone or putting together a quick IM/email and will instead sit around doing nothing terribly useful for hours on end.

      (Oh, and BTW, there's no need to be personal. I'm usually the one complaining that I can communicate all I like but get nothing but a wall of silence back!)

    4. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by OffaMyLawn · · Score: 1
      This is where I think I'm fairly lucky. The team I am a part of is on the younger side of the scale, used to communicating primarily through short IM/email messages constantly. I work from home on most days, and we do work really well together, but as you said it hinges on being able to keep each other in the loop of what is going on everywhere.

      All I need is a wireless connection to fire up my VPN, and no one can tell where I'm at most of the time.

    5. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean "you" in the personal sense, I meant it in the general sense as in applicable to any person.

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    6. Re:i'm rooting for 0 square feet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no need to ever work in the office. Fantastic I can outsource your job to a cheaper location.

  24. cubes suck hind tit by confused+one · · Score: 1

    hate it. Had an office and when I really needed to concentrate I could close the door. Then they said they needed the office space so moved me into my lab. Fine, I spent a lot of time there anyway and I could ignore the sound of the equipment running. Now there are three (3) cubes in my lab space, I'm in one. The space in each is only 44 sq ft. But at least the partitions are 6 foot tall; so, I can pretend to concentrate. In 4 month we're moving into a new building, with cubes. And the partition walls are 4 foot tall.

    So, the point of the rant is, How in Hell do you expect me to concentrate on my work with no opportunity for peace and quiet?

    1. Re:cubes suck hind tit by vlm · · Score: 1

      So, the point of the rant is, How in Hell do you expect me to concentrate on my work with no opportunity for peace and quiet?

      They don't. Seriously! Those in charge believe thinking is only for execs in the offices. This is a strong indication of a dying company. Update the resume, don't want to be the last one out.

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    2. Re:cubes suck hind tit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Headphones - this is the true reason I love my i-phone. I can plug my headphones in (have even thought about getting the expensive noise canceling ones) and they can't complain that I am taking up computer space or bandwidth with my music but I can shut out the office mate coughing up a lung two cubes over (seriously why not stay home? I want to vomit just hearing you!), the person loudly speaking Cantonese or arguing with her eye doctor about a fee on the other side, and the people blaring webcasts in the conference room with the door open on the other side, etc.

    3. Re:cubes suck hind tit by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Too late. We were bought out mid-year and will consolidating into the "new" combined office space by spring.

    4. Re:cubes suck hind tit by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Headphones - this is the true reason I love my i-phone. I can plug my headphones in (have even thought about getting the expensive noise canceling ones) and they can't complain that I am taking up computer space or bandwidth with my music but I can shut out the office mate coughing up a lung two cubes over (seriously why not stay home? I want to vomit just hearing you!), the person loudly speaking Cantonese or arguing with her eye doctor about a fee on the other side, and the people blaring webcasts in the conference room with the door open on the other side, etc

      I already do this occasionally. I'm admittedly easily distracted and the motion of people moving around is as bad as the auditory distractions.

    5. Re:cubes suck hind tit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...with my music but I can shut out the office mate coughing up a lung two cubes over (seriously why not stay home? I want to vomit just hearing you!),...

      I will go into the office when quite clearly ill because if you phone in to say you are ill, ultimately management will not believe you. Or they will chose not to, so that you can be labelled a "sickie puller" and they can deny you any form of pay rise at the end of the year. And the more they can do that, the more money there is for the management's hookers and blow at the xmas party.

      If I am really ill, mgmt will tell me to go home, and if they then try an insinuate you have been pulling sickies[1] you have grounds for legal action. Yes, legal action. They won't give pay rises unless forced, and do you want to hope the state of the economy and the company's market forces them into paying better? Force money out of them yourself.

      [1] A sickie is when you phone in and say you feel like shit (in a pathetic voice), but really just want a day off. You know, like how "working from home" can be a metaphor for sleeping in late, then getting stoned all afternoon?

  25. Sq F by FrostedWheat · · Score: 4, Funny

    American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee

    Who's running these corporations? Millipedes?

    1. Re:Sq F by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee

      Who's running these corporations? Millipedes?

      Not just millipedes, but millipedes from Picasso!

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    2. Re:Sq F by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is TOTAL space / # of employees. It's not personal space of each employee.

    3. Re:Sq F by blueturffan · · Score: 1

      American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee

      Who's running these corporations? Millipedes?

      I picked a bad day to give up my mod points...

  26. Extrapolation games by Skater · · Score: 1

    In the 1970s, American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee to build an effective office, but the LA Times reports that today's average is a little more than 200 square feet per person, and the space allocation could hit a mere 50 square feet by 2015.

    Then in 2025, everyone's cubicles will be two square feet! In 2035, it'll be negative 10 square feet! Zager and Evans will have NOTHING on this!

    Sorry, I'm just enjoying the silly extrapolation.

    1. Re:Extrapolation games by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      J. K. Rowling called your boss.
      You have been moved to the Cupboard Under the Stairs.

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    2. Re:Extrapolation games by Theoboley · · Score: 1

      You'll be joined by Roach, and the rest of the People Under the Stairs.

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    3. Re:Extrapolation games by Eudial · · Score: 1

      It is expected that in the early 2400s, corporate America starts to colonise planets and fill them with non-cubicle space to meet the growing demand of area that is not spent on cubicles for the employees.

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    4. Re:Extrapolation games by Vectormatic · · Score: 1

      Then in 2025, everyone's cubicles will be two square feet!

      That is just enough space for a grown person to stand in, plug in the neural computer interface, and they can work!

      You can laugh all you want, i'll talk to you in fifteen years when we are all standing inches apart in our office, jacked into the corporate matrix

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  27. In other news... by retech · · Score: 2

    The copious amounts of space top level executives in the USA take up has grown exponentially in the last 30 years. It is estimated that in the next 10 years they will need infinite space to just barely function. "I need more space than a third world factory just for my golf stuff. I have no idea where I'll put all my awards and toys. I'm really super worried about this." One Fortune 500 CEO is quoted as saying.

    1. Re:In other news... by Ergodicity · · Score: 1

      At my company (EMC) management reduced all cubicles by 20%. Of course, manager's offices remained the same size. The gain in additional office space was minimal, but now we have these long wide corridors that separate tiny cramped cubicles. The cost was the change was high, the gain minimal, and the morale hit is obvious. But somewhere there's an executive who got to claim savings of tens of millions of dollars and I'm sure a fat bonus.

    2. Re:In other news... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Actually, it has gotten smaller for most executives. Witness buildings like ARCO tower in LA, where the top floors are all vacant, because it is stupid to rip out all the amenities that were provided for the executives, but nobody is willing to rent it for that use anymore.

      Bottom line is that large companies more and more rent space rather than owning for balance sheet reasons, so keeping the expense to a minimum is logical.

      Senior staff at my company have a 170SF private office; 120-150SF would have been preferred, but it was built-out space. Cubicles are 52SF (7'x7'6")per person, in a tandem/cluster configuration.

      Personally I like the open-bench style-- I used it in Hong Kong where I only had 30SF of working space. It is miserable for being on the telephone, and sorely lacking in storage, but it does the job. (Everybody else in the company vetoed that approach...)

  28. Moore's Law... by khr · · Score: 1

    I guess it's somewhat related to Moore's law... As the tools we work with get a greater capacity in a small space, so do we.

  29. Misguided Rationalization by decipher_saint · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere -- at a kitchen table or wherever."

    Y'know when I was younger I would have worked on a shelf if it meant I had a job and I was doing something I loved, I don't see this as anything new.

    I really can't think of any cube environment I've worked in that was conducive to work, the best environments always seem to have been open, yet not too big. An open room with 6 to 8 people seems to be the magic zone.

    The biggest cube I worked in was at the Provincial Gov't, they had this massive 1960s job that had two chairs, a proper desk, a fully adjustable "computer" desk and a coat rack. I kinda liked that cube because there was enough room for small meetings, pair programming and it gave you some space for thinking (without having three other noisy people two meters away from you all the time). In fact it wasn't until I got into a modern cube farm that I had to go out and buy noise cancelling headphones (though very nearly a noise cancelling shotgun).

    It's weird, with walls people are loud and obnoxious, with no walls they have respect for each other.

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    crazy dynamite monkey
    1. Re:Misguided Rationalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'know when I was younger I would have worked on a shelf if it meant...

      Oh you crazy kids and your hi-tech workplaces. In my day we we hunted animals with wooden stumps and we enjoyed it. Now get off my paleolithic lawn!

    2. Re:Misguided Rationalization by The+Fanta+Menace · · Score: 1

      Y'know when I was younger I would have worked on a shelf if it meant I had a job and I was doing something I loved

      How many people these days are actually doing something they love? I love to work with Linux, but every fucking sysadmin job out there now is loaded down with compliance bullshit which I have absolutely no interest in.

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    3. Re:Misguided Rationalization by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

      It's weird, with walls people are loud and obnoxious, with no walls they have respect for each other.

      It's harder to be inconsiderate to someone you can see.

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    4. Re:Misguided Rationalization by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      Open concept:
      good design
      bad design

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    5. Re:Misguided Rationalization by Hinhule · · Score: 1

      There is also the direct feedback of "Please be quiet, some of us are trying to work here"

    6. Re:Misguided Rationalization by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      The biggest cube I worked in was at the Provincial Gov't, they had this massive 1960s job that had two chairs, a proper desk, a fully adjustable "computer" desk and a coat rack. I kinda liked that cube because there was enough room for small meetings, pair programming and it gave you some space for thinking (without having three other noisy people two meters away from you all the time).

      When your "customer" (in this case, the taxpayer) will pay for your service by dint of Government force - you have, in essence, a captive customer who will pay whatever is expected regardless of need or usability of product - you can afford really nice, big spaces and cubicles...

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    7. Re:Misguided Rationalization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's weird, with walls people are loud and obnoxious, with no walls they have respect for each other.

      The problem is that a lot of time, we have to discuss the problems with our co-workers. Many of the times it is not an option to leave that place. This will disturb other co-workers, this have nothing to do with respect.

      Rooms are way better than cubicles and open landscapes. I used to work in a cubicle, were I was in the only cubicle in the room that was not empty. In that particular case, it was good working in a cubicle.

    8. Re:Misguided Rationalization by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      Well, given most of the equipment at hand was 40+ years and going I think they got good ROI on it...

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  30. Why even bother with cubes? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Issue everyone a laptop and phone with a camera and a Jabra. Let them work where they want. Measure by task and project completion and quality. How much physical interaction is necessary for most information jobs?

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    1. Re:Why even bother with cubes? by alcourt · · Score: 1

      Tell that to those who have the job of escorting the field engineer onto the computer room floor, preparing the backup media for removal to secure storage, inserting new blank media into the backup silos when they run low, etc. They are also the ones I call when the monitoring tools are borked because the LOM card is on the fritz and I need someone to physically touch the system or look at it.

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    2. Re:Why even bother with cubes? by woan · · Score: 1

      There are few things that can substitute for the richness of communication of a bunch of people around a white board. For collaborative and agile teams working on products where the folks are not representative of the ultimate customer, colocation is incredibly effective. Even better when they are colocated with their customers. I have heard of a number of financial firms in particular moving IT teams out of their silos.

    3. Re:Why even bother with cubes? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      True. There are jobs where it's simply not possible to work remotely. The IT guy (which today is me, f'rinstance) who has to add additional drives to the VMWare ESX server number 15 and upgrade the server software can't do it from China or India.

      However, in several of my previous job incarnations, where I was designing automated testing system architecture, or writing proposals, or writing technical documentation, or developing applications, going to the office was an active hindrance to getting things done efficiently.

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    4. Re:Why even bother with cubes? by markov_chain · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with cubes?

      That's brilliant! We should use hexagons! That sure would break up the monotony.

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    5. Re:Why even bother with cubes? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Actually, that kinda seems reasonable, somehow. Smaller angles between wall planes might give the impression of 'roominess', though IANAPsychologist. And a honeycomb structure just might be a tad more, efficient, if my intuition is correct, though all this needs to be tested.

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  31. Smaller, smaller, smallest... by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    For some reason I am reminded of that ISS living quarters tour.

  32. Looks like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We're at a very interesting inflection point in real estate history," says Peter Miscovich who studies workplace trends. "The next 10 years will be very different than the last 30."

    We got a regular Einstein over here.

  33. Maybe becaseu that kitchen table is the only thing by Fallen+Kell · · Score: 1

    ... that you give them. And if they don't work there, they get fired.....

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    We were all warned a long time ago that MS products sucked, remember the Magic 8 Ball said, "Outlook not so good"
  34. This is obviously a stupid trend ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work has disbanded cubes altogether for one large noisy area. There is always bad music playing or people talking or some other distraction. I now work from home. My commit rate is 10x the other three programmers combined, my defect list on that code is proportionately less as well.

    This has no context until you understand that my commit rate and defect rates were comparable to everyone else when I was working in the office ... the huge improvement is correlated to when I started working from home. The only other person that gets anything accomplished is the project manager, surprise he has an office.

    1. Re:This is obviously a stupid trend ... by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      But because you aren't "IN" the office, the perception, particularly at raise time, will be that you aren't working as much.

    2. Re:This is obviously a stupid trend ... by mlts · · Score: 1

      I've also seen people stung that way:

      Person "A" is very capable and does a great job coding. He works from home.

      Person "B" is horrible. He doesn't know a "==" from a "=". However, he is good at playing the managers and getting tee times with them.

      The PHB will not look at the sterling record of the guy who isn't present. Instead he will end up giving a raise/promotion to the guy who is in the office, even though the guy present in the office adds little of value to the company.

      Just being there is part of the battle, and without a physical presence, it is tougher to nail down promotions, raises, or even keep your job.

  35. Desk Space has become irrelevant by kellyb9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the reason for cubicle shrinkage has more to do with how irrelevant desk space has become over the past 30 or 40 years. Everyone works off of computers and doesn't need a large amount of desk space - at least not as large as they had in the past. I have very little on my desk, mostly personal items (pictures, cell phone, MP3 player, etc.). 30 years ago desks would have to accomodate stacks of paper and notepads, and they would also need the ability to spread these items out.

    1. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by ieatcookies · · Score: 1

      Should also reflect if you need to use the phone or hold private meetings. A typical programmer should probably share a room with his/her team. A salesmen should not work in this room.

    2. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      In my field that should be true: we have gone from using 30x42" drawings down to almost exclusively 11x17" drawings-- and the number of drawings we print has been reduced as well. We have also gotten rid of large, deep CRT monitors that dictated some other constraints.

      But, that does nothing for the five reference books, two notepads, and the paper workflow that is still left.

    3. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by socrplayr813 · · Score: 1

      It depends on the job and the company. I'm an engineer for a manufacturing company and yes, I use a computer for all the usual stuff, but pretty much everything but my emails (and some of those too...) gets printed out. Audits, design and validation work, test results, and whatever other stuff generally needs to be signed and filed somewhere. Our engineers do a lot of hands-on work, so that also involves notebooks and stray papers. Even if they gave me a laptop or tablet for notes and such, I'm not sure it'd work that well. For hands-on work and documentation, paper's the way to go, and you need space in order to deal with it effectively.

      Side note:
      I recently changed departments (from QA back to 'real' engineering). In QA, I shared a decent-sized office with one other person. That drove me NUTS. Now I'm in a cube that's much smaller, and in a noisy area. It sucks, but I think I'd rather be here than in the office. Now, I at least have some separation from the people that drive me nuts and they don't get as offended if I put on my headphones to block them out.

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    4. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by eepok · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. While everyone *uses* computers, the massive majority of the world still uses paper. That means that desks must have room for computers, writing, books/manuals, stacking papers, a notepad, and paper-related utensils.

      I have NO personal items on my desk aside from a mug for tea.

      Then again, I also work for a major west coast university system that still does financial, payroll, and purchasing tasks via a dos-emulation black and green screen. They're just starting to *scan* in their purchasing records so that thousands of square feet of real estate don't need to be held aside for filing cabinets. If only they could make the whole process digital...

    5. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the reason for cubicle shrinkage has more to do with how irrelevant desk space has become over the past 30 or 40 years. Everyone works off of computers and doesn't need a large amount of desk space - at least not as large as they had in the past. I have very little on my desk, mostly personal items (pictures, cell phone, MP3 player, etc.). 30 years ago desks would have to accomodate stacks of paper and notepads, and they would also need the ability to spread these items out.

      And yet monitors keep getting bigger, and you need at least two of them these days.

      (I blame Microsoft. They call their OS "Windows," but there seems to be little in the way of windowing functionality; instead we have "maximized" everything so that every app requires its own monitor.)

    6. Re:Desk Space has become irrelevant by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was my first though when I read the summary too... "duh, how obvious" - as we move closer and closer to being truly paperless, officer workers need less and less space to spread out papers or to store files.
       
      I hate to invoke 'kids these days' - but it really does apply here. Anyone under thirty or so has almost certainly never experienced an 'old style' office - when PC's became ubiquitous in the 90's, things changed radically.
       
      My wife is an accountant and CFO for a local business and keeps a set of the ledgers from the 1980's in her office - they fill a shelf three feet long. (She says when she's frustrated because the server is slow or down, looking at that shelf reminds her of how good she actually has it.) She also points out all she has is the ledgers, the ancillary material like invoices, timesheets, sales tickets, etc... would take up even more space. If she wasn't required to keep a physical paper trail of some things for legal and tax reasons, she wouldn't even have a filing cabinet in her office. The old storage room for such stuff is now an employee break room. The refrigerator in the break room is bigger than the annual amount of paper she has to store nowadays.
       
      She also points out that in the 1980's the business required an accountant, two full time bookkeepers, and a full time filing clerk. Today, despite the business being ten times larger, there's just her and a full time data entry clerk. The phone girl files in her spare time.
       
      For another example: In my book collection, I have a book on office organization intended for professional engineers, draftsmen, and architects from the 1950's - it dedicates three entire chapters (almost half the book) to the theory and practice of laying out work spaces for engineers and draftsmen. You lay it out one way for buildings, another for ships, a different way for airplanes... All trying to solve the problem of mapping a 3D physical object onto/into a 2D drafting room such that guys (and it was all guys back then) working on adjacent parts/rooms/spaces/systems were close enough to each other to collaborate. (When something like the working drawings for the engine room of a ship could stretch thirty feet or an entire deck could stretch a hundred or more if laid end-to-end this was a real problem.) The offices were open plan because they had to be, because there was no other way to collaborate but to physically transport yourself or the drawing to the individual(s) you needed to communicate with.

  36. context by fermion · · Score: 1
    This has to be taken in context. In my first jobs I have maybe many linear feet of bookshelves, a work table table that was maybe 100 square feet itself, separate telephone, separate fax, large space for computers. The office was maybe 400 square feet. Pretty quickly that moved to a fewer books and small computer. Office shrank to maybe than 200. I recall one place where the office would have been huge except I had a big printer in it. By the time the late 90's hit my required reference and reading shrunk what would on my desk. By 2000 I basically just needed a laptop with a internet connection.

    Office space is money. One issue with business is that money is wasted on real estate instead of filling core objectives, such as providing quality products. Instead profits have to be jacked up to pay for real estate, which means less ability to compete with more agile firms. I never had an office of 500 square feet. Maybe that is because I have tended to work for small competitive firms, rather than large in efficient corporations. And just to head off the wasteful government kick, the people I know in government have cubicle that are around 50 square feet.

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    1. Re:context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just to head off the wasteful government kick, the people I know in government have cubicle that are around 50 square feet.

      But productivity has not improved in government. The job done in a 500 sq. ft. office still requires 500 sq. ft. :P

  37. Productivity and Corporate Estates? by glatiak · · Score: 1

    I am happy that some people can work sharing a table with a bunch of other people. But I never could -- when working as a software architect I needed to keep the door closed to maintain the quiet I needed to focus. But thats me. In reading this, I am curious about two things -- one, does anyone correlate the workspace and degree of voluntary isolation with their productivity? And two, are the executive offices shrinking by the same amount? Guess everyone should be grateful that they are not yet chained to their keyboards and phones for their work period.

    1. Re:Productivity and Corporate Estates? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am happy that some people can work sharing a table with a bunch of other people. But I never could -- when working as a software architect I needed to keep the door closed to maintain the quiet I needed to focus. But thats me. In reading this, I am curious about two things -- one, does anyone correlate the workspace and degree of voluntary isolation with their productivity? And two, are the executive offices shrinking by the same amount? Guess everyone should be grateful that they are not yet chained to their keyboards and phones for their work period.

      Executive space is going the other way or staying the same. If the executive space is staying constant, then the recovered space from the worker bees is going to make more room for more servers. :-):-)

  38. I resemble that! by wholestrawpenny · · Score: 1

    I feel like I'm in the shrinking trash compactor in Star Wars...

  39. battery farms are next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, why not stack? and if we put a conveyor belt arrangement under your cage/cubicle, you don't have to leave for the restroom. Aha! more productivity.

  40. Fine, put the execs in cubes too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see, if this really is more productive then let's put all the executives in cubicles too. The CEO and CFO and COO can all share a wall so they're near each other. The VP's can have the half-wall cubes next to their department heads.

    Bastards.

  41. Isnt that the size of a Japanese apartment? by Coldegg · · Score: 0

    Just kidding of course... but really take our space for granted. I live on an acre and a half outside Chicago... and honestly, I hate that we have so much space that we don't even have decent public transportation outside the cities. I have to drive 15 miles to get to the train station to head down town, and outside of that public transportation in the states is simply archaic compared to most other countries.

    Perhaps we don't "need more space". Do cubicles suck? Yeah they do... but, if you wanted enough space to fit every modern day employee in a 500 - 700 sq ft apartment, you'd better be okay with them cutting out a pretty large chunk of your pay check because that would be costly.

    In a perfect world, everybody would telecommute and then drop by the office once or twice a week to ensure the company's atmosphere is cohesive, etc. The solution isn't to try and get everybody a bigger office.

    Heck, I'm okay with working in 10 sq feet at Starbucks as much as possible... what people need isn't more space, but something that draws them away from the fact that cubicles are representative of our contained, lackluster lifes.

    1. Re:Isnt that the size of a Japanese apartment? by Coldegg · · Score: 1

      I have to laugh that some stupid fuck modded this troll.

      If you weren't a dumbass that could read past the first line you'd see it wasn't a troll.

      You ignorant fuck.

  42. paper or plastic? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

    To a certain degree, I guess this probably makes sense.

    A few years back you'd be working with physical paper. You needed room for filing cabinets. You needed a big enough desk to get work done. You needed paper, pencils, pens, a typewriter, whatever.

    These days you've got a computer. You just need room for a monitor and keyboard, and you can cram the box itself under the desk somewhere.

    But I think the bigger picture is that employers are genuinely squeezing as much out of their employees as they can.

    We're expected to be productive every single minute that we're in the office. Any kind of downtime is frowned-upon. Vacation time is hard to come by. And now some companies are hiring PIs to make sure employees calling in sick are actually sick. Folks get work-related email virtually 24/7 on their smartphones. Folks plug into a VPN and work from home routinely. Folks are expected to work long hours.

    And now they're cramming more people into smaller physical spaces.

    Anything they can do to get more productivity out of fewer people for less money.

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  43. Another example of mgt/tech staff disconnect by thermowax · · Score: 1

    Thankfully, I have an office (and an officemate, but he's cool) now but I have done the cubicle sea thing in the past. I realize the apparent economy of cubicles, but the loss of productivity must be staggering. If I'm deep in the middle of a firewall hack, or trying to configure a router without bringing the entire company down, I *really* need to be able to concentrate. I know my productivity suffers greatly. I found myself working off-hours just to avoid having to listen to the idiot two rows over yap with his bookie or frat brother or whatever he was doing. This also probably impacted productivity, because my hours then overlapped less with the rest of the company.

    And, to those of you who can screen out the world with headphones: I envy you. Maybe it's a by-product of being a musician, but even if I put classical music on, it's distracting because I actually find myself listening to it. The noise canceling headsets make me feel like my head is full of cotton.

  44. Not just telecommuting? by ghornik · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised that more companies aren't going to an essentially all telecommuting workforce, with a limited number of shared workspaces for those who may be in the office at any particular time.

    1. Re:Not just telecommuting? by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

      The problem with telecommuting is that managers don't get that "face time" that they do desperately love. It's a control thing.

      I'm lucky in that regard. Right now I spend two days in the office, and the other three working at home. It's a deal I negotiated with my current employer when I was offered work elsewhere. It works well - the management gets that warm fuzzy feeling that I'm a real person, and the other three days of the week I can actually get work done.

      I have suggested multiple times that my company allow everyone to do this, perhaps after an initial onboarding period of six months or whatever. They keep having to buy more office space, and they recently transformed an area of cubes into one of those open floor plans. Everyone hates it, production has gone down the drain.

      Anyway, the management always says, "Well, how do I know if people are working if they're not in the office?" The answer is simple: Are they meeting their deadlines? Can they show you the work they have done? If not, they're not working, and sitting in the office won't help that anyway. Boot them and get someone who will do the work.

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    2. Re:Not just telecommuting? by ghornik · · Score: 1

      Nowadays with so many people having high-speed Internet access and with applications like Apple's FaceTime, even the face-to-face contact is no longer a problem. I worked entirely at home for the last company for which I consulted, and home was either my own home or those of my children when childsitting for grandchildren and never had a complaint from my client.

    3. Re:Not just telecommuting? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Anyway, the management always says, "Well, how do I know if people are working if they're not in the office?" The answer is simple

      tell them if you can't be trusted to work at home, there's no need to carry a pager/cellphone/laptop for after hours work. That instantly shuts them up.

      There is not a manager out there whom "knows" if you'll be working when an automated page goes out at 2am, but they love the idea of you working at home at 2am regardless.

      Either way its a win, either no more on call, or you work at home.

      The other solution is sandbag it on a regular basis. Boss gets a call every day at 7am explaining how you got a page at 10pm and had to work 8 hours thru the night, will now get some sleep and see you tomorrow (unless you get another page at 10pm from your cooperating coworkers and carefully written perl and cron scripts of course). Not that I'm admitting anything here...

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    4. Re:Not just telecommuting? by stephathome · · Score: 1

      Some offices have what they call a hoteling arrangement, and that's about what they do. My mother's office had people who worked mostly in the field, so they set up desks you could set up in as needed. Mobile filing cabinets, and employees all had laptops. This was about 10 years ago. They still had to have a lot of desk space for meeting days, when most employees would be in the office. It saved some space, but not quite as much as one might expect.

  45. It's a feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When our cubicles were "refactored" into much smaller units we were told that it was a "feature" to help us be productive. No more having to "stretch" across the cubical to get papers, etc. The thing was, if they just told us that they wanted to cram more of us in the same space we would have been fine with it, but spinning it just insulted us.

  46. I need to concentrate. My requests at work for a small pocket universe have gone unanswered, sadly.

  47. Alternative worldwide translation by BenoitRen · · Score: 2

    LOL! Thanks, that really cracked me up. Now, here's an alternative translation for us wacky metric system users:

    In the 1970s, American corporations typically thought they needed 152,40 to 213,36 square meters per employee to build an effective office, but the LA Times reports that today's average is a little more than 60,96 square meters per person, and the space allocation could hit a mere 15,24 square meters by 2015. "We're at a very interesting inflection point in real estate history," says Peter Miscovich who studies workplace trends. "The next 10 years will be very different than the last 30." Although cubicles have shrunk from an average of 19,51 meters to 14,94 meters in recent years, companies are looking for more ways to compress their real estate footprint with offices that squeeze together workstations while setting aside a few rooms where employees can conduct meetings or have private phone conversations. "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever.""

    1. Re:Alternative worldwide translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your math-fu is lacking
      1ft = approx 0.3m
      1 ft2 = approx 0.1 m2
      'cubicles have shrunk from an average of 6,5 meters to 5 meters in recent years'

    2. Re:Alternative worldwide translation by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      The funny part is, you were so busy being bigoted you failed to notice that the translation you used inserted commas where you needed decimal points - making it look like you needed office spaces the size of football fields per individual back in the 1970's.

    3. Re:Alternative worldwide translation by BenoitRen · · Score: 2

      you used inserted commas where you needed decimal points

      I'm European, and therefore use the comma as the decimal mark, you insensitive clod!

  48. size doesn't matter much by emkyooess · · Score: 1

    I'd be fine with space even half of what I have. Just give me full-height walls and a door. Thanks.

  49. fine with cubes, but give me walls and a door by erac3rx · · Score: 1

    I'm fine with being in a small space. I just need a desk for my laptop and a phone, plus a place to stash my bag and coat. But for the love of god, give me some privacy and quiet. I need to be able to talk on the phone with some privacy. I need to be able to think without putting on headphones. Bottom line, if you want me to come to work rather than work at home... you need to make it not be worse than working at home in every possible way. I have a toddler and an infant at home, so one would think I would do anything to leave. Yet at the office I have two coworkers constantly talking to each other, others loudly talking on the phone, the temperature is ridiculously variant to the point that I have an extra coat in my cube and always wear layers, the cafeteria food is awful and oddly more expensive than fast food... plus I have to drive 15 minutes each way (an easy commute) to have the privilege. If you want me to commute, make it worth it. As it is I do anything I can to avoid going to the office because I am _far more productive at home_. Make the office awesome for getting work done, or bail on the concept entirely. This "how little can we get away with" mentality is a waste of money and time for everyone.

  50. Open Spaces Suck by agibson57 · · Score: 1

    You Asperger cases who love open floor plans and cramped work spaces haven't read Tom DeMarco and Tim Lister's Peopleware, have you? You probably hate Joel Spolsky too. Go pick your noses and giggle somewhere else. Give me some space to concentrate and think about my work.

    1. Re:Open Spaces Suck by compro01 · · Score: 1

      I resent that. I have Asperger's and I can't stand open floor plan offices either.

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    2. Re:Open Spaces Suck by mstickles · · Score: 1
      Since when do people with Asperger's (like me) "love open floor plans"? A primary aspect of our condition is difficulty with social interactions, so why on earth would we want something that increases the amount we have to deal with? It makes no sense whatsoever.

      For effective work, I want a room. With a door. That I can close. Just me in there, or maybe one other person I can get along with. Had that situation on a couple of projects, and my productivity and morale soared. Right now, I'm in a small cube farm, 7'x7' cubes, 5' high walls, 14+ people in the room. It takes me all week (at least) to get as much work done as I could do in 2-3 days when I had a real office to myself.

      P.S. - Yes, I did read Peopleware. Loved it. It should be required reading for all office managers, along with "The Mythical Man-Month".

  51. +1 insightful by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    if I could I would.

  52. We think, they think... by Bazman · · Score: 1

    We think: "Ooh, can I get a sexy flat screen to replace my ugly CRT?"

    They think: "Let's make the desks 12 inches thinner and pack 'em in. Also, they can't stack so many furry toys and knick-knacks on them. Management fist-bump!"

  53. Well it does make sense to a degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well lets think about it, 15 years ago, work generally involved 15 stacks of paper, the ability to spread them out and work on them individually. Now if you are important, work generally involves 2 17 inch monitors and a keyboard. I'm sure 1/4th of it has to do with our decreasing value as humans, and increase of real estate price, but it also has to do with the fact that at our current rate of progress in another 15 years we're going to be fully capable of doing our jobs on something the size of a celphone.

  54. Yeah, I can kind of understand that by otter42 · · Score: 1

    Being one of these "younger" workers I think the article is referring to, I can definitely relate. I don't enjoy working in a solitary office, find that having a colleague in close proximity helps me out when I'm stuck, etc... I recently had a 10m^2 office, shared with one other researcher, and I definitely miss it. My wife has the ability to have a decent sized office with a window view, but she prefers to share a 50% bigger office with a second colleague. They get more done that way.

    Of course, others would prefer anything but, and I respect that, too, but this isn't necessarily as Orwellian a quote as that.

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  55. Think about the kitchen table... by HikingStick · · Score: 1

    The reason many cite working at the kitchen table likely has to do with two factors: comfort and space. There's a certain familiarity one has with one's own kitchen, and the kitchen table (and/or countertops and/or islands) provide additional space to spread things out. Sure, companies might save some bucks by shrinking workspaces, but such an approach is a one-size-fits-all solution. It's a lot easier for someone accustomed to little space to adjust to having more, than it is for someone who had more trying to adjust to having less.

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  56. PC LOAD LETTER by Toe,+The · · Score: 1

    And WTF does "PC Load Letter" mean???

    1. Re:PC LOAD LETTER by xystren · · Score: 1

      Man that errormessage is old school... What ya printing on? A HP LaserJet IIId?!?!?!?!? I haven't seen that error for almost a decade now.

      [tongue in cheek]PC Load Letter = Paper Cartridge is empty or the wrong tray is in. In other words put in the letter sized tray. Back in those days, there were different trays for your different sized paper that you had to swap manually. Yeah, I know I will probably get modded down for this for not recognizing the joke here... But you know these young whippersnappers that will work anywhere, even in their kitchen.

    2. Re:PC LOAD LETTER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace that massage with Need Food Now. It is hilarious.

  57. Re:Causality -people not chickens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people are not chickens, (or prey as we large predators refer to chickens)

  58. Well it is winter... by AioKits · · Score: 1

    And it's cold outside so naturally the boys kinda wanna... *squints* OH! Cubicles... Sorry, misread the heading, my bad.

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  59. Already there. by khasim · · Score: 1

    I'm technically "on call" 1 week out of 4. In reality, management expects me to be available to fix any emergency at any of our sites (they're world-wide) at any time.

    Many times I have worked from a kitchen table at 1am.

    1. Re:Already there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're only already there because you accept their bullshit.

      Turn the fucking phone off when your work day is over, and don't turn it back on until you are back in the next day. If part of your job is to be on call, turn the phone on only when you are on your on call hours.

      A change in attitude like this will severely piss your management off, as they are used to exploiting you. But do some shit that looks like you are trying to help. If you are facing having to do overtime to get a job done, don't do the job and go home - and when management go ballistic tell them that you didn't want to rack up overtime costs for them. And that you are willing to work if they are willing to pay you your overtime.

      Ultimately you need to work what you are contracted to work. Don't flatly refuse to do more, offer your help in the work place, just make it clear that you need to be well compensated. You'll see a lot less kitchen tables if you stop letting them walk all over you.

    2. Re:Already there. by shentino · · Score: 1

      You will either

      1) Get the respect of your boss.
      2) Get fired and replaced by someone more desperate than you for a job.
      3) Go on strike with your union buddies

    3. Re:Already there. by s73v3r · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you get paid for that.

    4. Re:Already there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) Get fired and replaced by someone more desperate than you for a job.

      This is enough to keep most workers in line, but in reality firing someone is not a good idea for the business.

      If you have been working for a company for more than a few months or so, or if you are reasonably smart and can pick things up quickly, they really won't want to fire you. They may well threaten it, but most of the time it would be uneconomical for them to actually go through with it.

    5. Re:Already there. by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I am too and I love it. For that 1 week I get a laptop, company car, company phone, and double my normal payrate with the only expectation that I turn up to work within an hour of the call that most likely doesn't happen.

      I can't drink that week though.

    6. Re:Already there. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only true if your boss is competent enough to understand that.

    7. Re:Already there. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I'm in the same situation as khasim. Between my co-workers and I, we rotate the "on call" shift where each one lasts a week (including weekend). It's part of the salary, but we do get paid extra if we have to perform emergency work both after-hours and on the weekend. But hey, I'm employed and it pays the bills...for now.

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    8. Re:Already there. by Builder · · Score: 1

      That only applies in America. In the civilized world, you'll go home and have a life safe from the retaliation of the company. We're not all slaves the world over.

  60. What's the fuss by thethibs · · Score: 1

    In my first three jobs out of college, I worked with real engineers in engineering departments. The facilities were a very large hall full of desks and filing cabinets. My "space" was my desk and room to wheel my chair around...maybe 25 square feet.

    I don't remember this being a problem.

    My first private office was nice, but I always missed mumbling a question to myself and getting two or three answers from the people around me. Getting to eavesdrop on conversations between the more senior guys was part of my education.

    Maybe a move back in that direction is a good thing.

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    1. Re:What's the fuss by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Depends on the move. My building is going to be torn down within the year, our new open plan office space is nearly finished. They are kind of cubicles but laid out in hexagons. The problem? We are allowed to take with us maximum 2 boxes of stuff for our new desks.

      ... Behind me I have an entire wall of standards, specifications, and material which I reference daily. While I actively look forward to an open plan office, I don't look forward to having to sift through an online document management system to find what I need, nor walk down the hall to a "technical library". But management has spoken.

    2. Re:What's the fuss by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      For a long time I was looking back at my college years as the best job I had. I had an offices that I never measured, but I think it was about 125 square feet. My next job after that I had moved up in rank, but had a smaller office, and had to share it with someone. The next one after that, I had "hoteling", which meant that when I was in town (I was a traveling consultant), I had about a 25 square foot cube, about 18.75 square feet of which was taken up by an L shaped desk. My next several jobs were all the same style cube or worse. Once I just had a desk in a small room with two other people.
      Now, I have finally got back into an office. In fact, today I moved from one office to another in a new space that my company has rented in the same complex. I have a 6th (top) floor view of a nearby lake, and can keep an eye on my car in the parking lot. I think this office is about 125 square feet, same as the one I had while I was working part time and going to college. It took a lot of hard work to get back to where I was in college.
      The cubicles in my company are crap. I did work in them for a short time. They were also the 5X5 variety 3/4 of which is desk, and the rest can comfortably fit either a chair or me, but not both. I am not overweight (much), but I'm tall. I actually had to push my chair out slightly into the aisle, then sit down in it, then wheel myself into the cube. The cubicles I was in were also low walled, so that people sitting next to you could see you without even having to stand up. We have other cubicles that are essentially just a desk with walls on three sides, so basically 2 feet by 5 feet of desk, but I guess you still get to count maybe 3 feet by 5 as your seating area.
      I much prefer my office with a 3X6 desk, a 2X6 credenza, a marker board, and a spare couple of chairs for guests.A door that closes, and I arranged my desk right by the window, so I can look out at the lake.

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    3. Re:What's the fuss by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Tiling window manager + IRC/Wave.

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  61. Chained to their oars by grikdog · · Score: 1

    Job satisfaction among workers chained to their oars is notoriously low, especially when middle-management has to unchain a whole ROW just to let ONE GUY IN THE MIDDLE exercise his or her alleged God-given right to a potty break. Fortunately, there's Feegleman's Law: Cubicles get smaller until all you have left is big brains in small jars.

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  62. Hear hear by tygerstripes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I currently work in an open-plan environment. My job requires some significant coding work (requiring total focus for long periods of time) while all of my colleagues are involved in much more piecemeal work. They have absolutely no comprehension of how frustrating and damaging it is to my productivity to be subjected to their distracted working pattern all day.

    There are definite benefits to working open-plan, but for some tasks it is simply inappropriate and detrimental.

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    1. Re:Hear hear by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      And it is very difficult (sometimes impossible) to concentrate on difficult or subtle problems with other employees phone chatter, work conversations, banter creating a constant noise background.

      Then there are some distractions that are peculiar to tech environments left over from "dot com" culture. In a number of places I have worked there are toy foam projectile guns (or similar things) kept around, and various teams will periodically "let off steam" by running around firing the damn things off as fast they can (making a loud clacking sound). Whatever value the practice may have for team building or whatever, it is tremendously disruptive when you are deep in handling an urgent, difficult situation.

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    2. Re:Hear hear by GeckoAddict · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is why I like to argue for a two-location approach. There are times, especially during a design phase, that collaboration and communication greatly improve my productivity. Then there are times where I have a defined coding task, where putting on my headphones and disappearing into my cube is the best choice for my productivity (working at home is even better, because people can't stop by my desk every 3 minutes there). I think the best approach is to have a shared team area that the team can use anytime (preferably with large whiteboards, a projector, etc), but a private cube/office as well. Having instant messaging (and actually using the away/available statuses) helps keep distractions down at the office as well.

    3. Re:Hear hear by nschubach · · Score: 1

      No Nerf guns here, but I have someone who sits a few "cubes" back and always has some sort of crunchy food he's chowing on (and always complaining that his keyboard is a mess...) I also tend to get distracted by him literally sucking the plastic molecules out of his water bottle as well.

      I'm lucky enough to be able to put in my in-ear phones and turn on Last.FM on my phone without too much distress from management. (You can't hear a thing outside the music with those in!) The downside is that I sometimes don't hear my phone ring and the light on it is terrible at getting my attention.

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    4. Re:Hear hear by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a revolutionary idea! Every office should have some sort of room where a large group of their employees could meet to work together!

      Now what to call it, what to call it...

    5. Re:Hear hear by garwain · · Score: 1

      I hear you. I've worked in a cubical farm for 10 years, as a programmer, and it's usually OK, but it seems that every time I have a critical piece of code that needs concentration, and has a tight deadline, I'm stuck with 3 people around me talking loudly, the phone ringing constantly, and people walking up and staring over my shoulder until I acknwledge them, and deal with whatever minor emergency they created. In the end, a 2 hour job can easily take 2 days in the cube farm, yet I can not work from home, even though I have VPN, and RDP access to the office, and could actually accomplish a LOT more in a day by working on a project, and checking email and dealing with other jobs at convenient times.

    6. Re:Hear hear by tygerstripes · · Score: 1

      Sounds like we're in the same bind - stand up and wave, so I know which one you are...

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  63. Cublicles suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like the japanese approach. They have wide open office spaces, no walls, even for the VIPs...

    So why do we keep kicking the dead horse?

    Pretty soon your coffin will be larger than your cube.. Have fun.

  64. Cubicles aren't all bad. by jzarling · · Score: 1

    My 64sqft offers a modicum of privacy when I am on the phone, and insulates me from others phone calls, and conversations.

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  65. It's not cramped, it's cosy by hattig · · Score: 1

    You used to need a three foot deep desk because of having a two foot deep monitor - now that desk can be two foot deep (or less! Shaped curved-front desks have a fatter area for the monitor and phone (if you get a phone these days)). You don't need a bookcase of folders and books, so that saves a foot or so as well.

    I work in a shared office without cubicles, right now there's three people in an 18' by 12' space I guess, so we've got 72 sq ft each (and a window each). There were four people before, it's not cramped though because our needs have changed.

    But it doesn't sort out the noise and privacy issues, so we all run off into a meeting room when we get a phone call. Interruptions do affect getting into the 'zone' too, so productivity does go down.

    Working from home today though, hurrah. Not that I've done much.

  66. We measure area in feet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... have shrunk from an average of 64 feet to 49 feet ..."

    Poor 1-dimensional white-collar worker!

  67. 500 to 700 square feet? by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

    "American corporations typically thought they needed 500 to 700 square feet per employee to build an effective office"

    I call shenanigans on this one, many one bedroom apartments are that big, maybe they compare apple with oranges, offices for senior executives with cubicles for lower employees.

    Let me tell you, 700 sq feet is huge for an office.

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    1. Re:500 to 700 square feet? by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

      That figure for the entire office floor space, not the individual offices/cubes. That is, 500-700 square feet including offices, hallways, break rooms, bathrooms, etc.

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  68. That sounds pretty big. by digitig · · Score: 2

    49 feet seems quite big for a cubicle. But what's the other horizontal dimension?

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  69. 40 Square Feet -- Huge! by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    I've done much of my work in an airplane seat. Even First Class was less than 10sq.ft. Of course, today in coach it is closer to 4sq.ft. SV companies have been offering 'virtual' offices since the 90s. 'Virtual' as in virtually nothing.

    The ultimate minimalism is no office with no employee, hence no overhead. Amazon did that to the retail store front. Perhaps we can do that to Congress. Just have a web server with a list of bills, written by lobbyists, to have the representatives' constituents vote online. Face it, we couldn't screw it up any worse than they have done.

  70. What does that do to productivity? by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    I ask, because the other day some of our corporate overlords visited my site and one said to the other, as they were walking by the door to my office, "and you'll notice this is the only site company-wide where everyone has a separate office, and we think that's why their productivity is so high" along with some other stuff. It's true: we do have very high productivity, and I think a chunk of that is being able to close the door when it's crunch time, play loud music, and not have interruptions.

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  71. he's right you know by VatuLevu · · Score: 0

    "Younger workers' lives are all integrated, not segregated," says Larry Rivard. "They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever."

    I mean just look at Milton...he was in storage and didn't seem to care.

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  72. Economic "Recovery" Sham by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    But when times turn good again (6 years? 8 years?) folks are going to hop for stuff like this.

    They say the economy has recovered. It ain't getting any better really, except for the fat cats on Wall Street. The Dow went up.

    This is the new normal. The recovery as left behind the American people, the bus has left and we're NOT on it!

    Worse working conditions, less benefits, and that is if you are one of the increasingly fewer people who haven't been laid off.

    Yahoo laid off 4% of its workers just now.

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    1. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      The dow is up because the government is buying stock (through the banks).

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    2. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The government isn't so much buying stock as it's buying securities(IE Bonds), still, this displaces money into the stock market.

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    3. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      With POMO and the PPT, I think they are actually using tax money to buy stocks at times.
      I think they direct the banks to buy stocks to protect prices.

      One thing that has become excruciatingly clear over the past year is that it is easy to move the market price when volume is low. I think a lot of boomers are "frozen" below their strike price but that mental strike price is declining the closer they get to retirement. At some point they start selling and it will put long term pressure on the market.

      I theorize that "new" stocks without boomers in them will out-perform during that period.

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    4. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      I thought it was because Q3 2010 was the most profitable quarter for American companies in history.

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    5. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      It was the most profitable relative to the prior year, not the most profitable. And those profits were built on cost cutting (layoffs), not on sales growth. If all company could lay off 100% of its employees and use only offshore labor and robotic labor then their profits would skyrocket... but who would be able to buy their products?

      In absolute terms it was a bad year.

      Likewise, Now that they have gotten the profits by laying everyone off, since sales are down (waaay down for some like Best Buy), how do they grow profits?

      I think as people retire debt (either by paying it off or by going bankrupt) sales will get better. I'm more concerned about most manual labor jobs disappearing over the next 20 years.

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    6. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      From
      http://sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/news/?id=e53627da-30c4-4a6a-a953-c8681291a966

      It was the most profitable relative to the prior year, not the most profitable.

      American businesses earned profits at an annual rate of $1.66 trillion in the third quarter, according to a Commerce Department report released Tuesday. That is the highest figure recorded since the government began keeping track over 60 years ago, at least in nominal or non-inflation-adjusted terms.

      Corporate profits have been going gangbusters for a while. Since their cyclical low in the fourth quarter of 2008, profits have grown for seven consecutive quarters, at some of the fastest rates in history.

      And those profits were built on cost cutting (layoffs), not on sales growth. If all company could lay off 100% of its employees and use only offshore labor and robotic labor then their profits would skyrocket... but who would be able to buy their products?

      This breakneck pace can be partly attributed to strong productivity growth -- which means companies have been able to make more with less-- as well as the fact that some of the profits of American companies come from abroad. Economic conditions in the United States may still be sluggish, but many emerging markets like India and China are expanding rapidly.

      So a lot of it is coming from layoffs and cost-cutting, but it's also coming from foreign markets with expanding economies. I suppose if automation advanced to the point where we required none or very few workers to produce the necessary goods and services, that would require a drastic overhaul of our economic system, since capitalism would pretty much be obsolete at that point.

      In absolute terms it was a bad year.

      Likewise, Now that they have gotten the profits by laying everyone off, since sales are down (waaay down for some like Best Buy), how do they grow profits?

      A bad year for retail, but apparently a decent year for large companies with a strong international presence. Unfortunately if this trend continues and causes more retailers and small businesses to fail, things could potentially get even uglier as people lose those jobs.

      We're in a strange position... It's good for Company A to lay off as many employees as possible, as long as Company B keeps enough people employed to buy A's products... but it's also in Company B's best interest to lay off as many employees as possible to cut costs, as long as they can sell to A's employees. Like you pointed out, both A and B are going to suffer if *no one* is employed, but it won't directly help the bottom line to hire more people. So what's the solution? I don't think there is one.

      I think as people retire debt (either by paying it off or by going bankrupt) sales will get better.
      The tightening of credit might help here, as people aren't able to take on more debt. Of course, this has other drawbacks as well, since so much of our growth has been dependent on borrowing-and-spending.

      I'm more concerned about most manual labor jobs disappearing over the next 20 years.
      Yeah, me too. The common solution offered is "Go to college! Get an education and a better job!" but not everyone has the desire, capability, or means to go to college. Nor could the economy support them all if they did. People doing manual labor jobs are going to have to do *something* when those jobs disappear, but what?

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    7. Re:Economic "Recovery" Sham by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      Seems like a good link. Not matching what I had read and heard elsewhere (which was that it was relatively good, not absolutely good). I'll have to adjust my mental model around that.

      So I'll accept companies are actually making historical profits in absolute terms. It's amazing that none of it is getting to the employees yet.

      I view the market as highly manipulated and only take short dips in, only buy and hold with about 20%.

      On the rest

      I hope that as india and china come on line they will raise the cost of workers there (as they have been doing) and it will get more difficult for the US to offshore. Some chinese manufacturers saw 100% labor wage increases in 2000 but that was to about $400 a year (from $190 a year). I can't see this getting high enough (even at 100%) in less than another 8 years.

      I don't think they can get productivity gains again. We are already working 10 to 12 hour days at my company. they can't put us on 12 to 14 hour days next year. Plus I see things slowly falling apart/degrading under these pressures. If the economy even hints at getting better we could see mass turnover.

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  73. blame the economy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, it's pretty sucky to bitch about the size of your work space when so many people would love to have a job to bitch about.

    1. Re:blame the economy by Nyder · · Score: 1

      You know, it's pretty sucky to bitch about the size of your work space when so many people would love to have a job to bitch about.

      okay, why it posted as AC when I never post as AC is sort of weird. I'm not bitching about a lack of job, fyi. I'm disabled, so I don't have to work. I get shit for money, but I don't work in a cubicle. (instead, I live in one...)

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  74. Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have learned to work anywhere — at a kitchen table or wherever

    Translation: Get used to less. There is no more American dream for you. There is soon to be 7 Billion people on this earth. Get used to fighting like a dog for scraps. If you don't like it, we have a work-camp to send you to.

    Live Free or Die!

  75. ObPeopleware by Rogerborg · · Score: 1
    People haven't changed. We haven't suddenly evolved to be able to work productively in hamster cages - we are most productive in large, silent, private offices.

    What's changed is that a generation of consultants have grown fat on telling senior management what they want to hear - that we have changed, and that they can get the same productivity by squeezing us into smaller boxes. And if productivity drops, heck, bring in a new bunch of consultants to sell you Six-Sigma.

    I'd be working right now, but there are three conversations going on within earshot, only one of which is work related.

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  76. Driving down costs... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    I worked at a large company and there's three types of cubical layouts. Older style, new style and none.

    Older Style: these were the original cubical designs, which were about 12ft long and probably about 6ft deep.

    These are being replaced by:

    New Style: They basically took the older style cubicles and cut out 1/3 of the space.

    These are being replaced by:

    None: This is an open floor plan with flat tables with power outlets and IP phones. There are small one person rooms on the fringe of the floor if you need to take a personal call or be on speakerphone. There's no walls between the tables separating your desk from someone elses. Also, the work spaces are not assigned, first come first served.

    The reasoning: It's all about not having to build/buy more buildings so you either cram more people into smaller spaces or put them into an environment whereby they share work spaces or determine on their own that it's more comfortable to work from home. Since VPN access is cheaper than providing power/cooling/lighting/network/phone for an office/cubical occupant.

  77. Now factor in ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... conference rooms (you'll be needing more of these once everyone needs one to brainstorm with a few cow-orkers), common areas, exercise facilities and locker rooms, and general "architectural space" (your company has got to look 'cool' to attract employees/customers). Now what does your square foot per employee figure look like?

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  78. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cubicle!?!

    Right.

    When I was a lad I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day in a MILK CRATE, and pay my overlords for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.

  79. Fuck That by TheWoozle · · Score: 1

    I, along with many other Slashdotters, am employed as a software developer. The ONLY permissible work space is an office with a door. Failing that, allow us to work from home.

    Yes, I do need to communicate with other people to get my job done. However, I also often need to concentrate for an uninterrupted block of time. The only way to accomplish this is to shut people out of my workspace.

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    1. Re:Fuck That by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      A properly designed cubicle ought to suffice - soundproof, tall, heavy drapes instead of a door - and not all that expensive - what do you think?

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  80. Facebook's Offices by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    One of the things I found interesting in the 60 Minutes "Facebook" segment last week was the Facebook offices. Not only did Zuckerberg appear to not have an office, he didn't even have a cube. He just seemed to have a desk / table in the middle of a big open area full of other people at tables. His "head of development" (their CTO, I guess) was on another desk/table backed onto Zuckerberg's. When they showed the developers they were all seated side-by-side on long narrow tables - Row upon row. Again, no offices, and no cubes. I guess if your staff is all under 25 and comes from a LAN Party / University lab culture it seems perfectly normal, but man I sure wouldn't want to work there...

  81. It all depends on your era by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    When I started my first 'real' job in the mid-70s, I was a bench tech. Three of us in a room, all benches facing the wall, but we heckled each other constantly. Bliss for 7 years...

    Then I 'hit the road' as a field tech for a total of 22 years with 4 years in between serving one or two clients and getting a desk or cubicle. On the road, your car is your cubicle.

    The desk assignment actually was 9 months at a rack in the datacenter, with the keyboard about 45" off the floor. This results in impingement syndrome, and I do not recommend it. Ergonomics forced my client to provide a desk and chair. Too late, but it was in a room that was actually the passageway to the telecom tech's office. I got so I could ignore the traffic. The telecom guy never could walk by without taking a good look at my screen. Whatever. He learned IP routing and NetWare administration by eavesdropping, which is to say not very well at all. Another assignment was in a cubicle for 4 people about 12'x12'. Not bad, but I was the unwelcome NetWare guy, trying to keep the stuff alive until the NMCI could replace it. They still haven't.

    Having landed a real desk job, I'm in a 2-man cubicle with an open wall, 6'x10'. I can adjust my desk surface at least. If I get a full-timer's cube here, it will be 6'x8'.

    We have five different types of work spaces, not counting various meeting and conference room layouts. Some are intended to be used by groups, some are touchdown spots for people who don't work full-time at the location, and some are dedicated spaces for specific types of tasks, like clerical or management workers. Very few actual closed offices, everything is a now traditional divider system with 5' or taller dividers. It's surprisingly quiet, but not silent.

    Near me there is a group that 'hot-bunks', having multiple shifts working, and they have up to 9 names on 6 seats in a row. Between you and me, they could lose the extra people and lose anything at all, but that's not my call.

    I can't really work at home or telecommute, as I need to collaborate with multiple groups and people on a regular basis, and they need me as well. We have one team member that does work at home, and he's perhaps the most productive member, but that's because he's been here since the 1800s, or so it seems, and knows everything.

    We were subjected to a 'restack' a while ago, getting cubes shortened by 2 ft and losing some privacy walls. This was entirely a real estate decision, to stuff more people into the space instead of continuing to lease a space elsewhere. For the cost of some space, we saw profitability when our competitors were bleeding like pigs. I kept my job. It could be worse.

    But I work for an above-average corporation, and I can imagine the life in some of the cube farms I used to visit back when. Ugh.

    On the other hand, we are breeding a generation of workers that might not like being tied down to a specific location. I'm getting the impression that some of them don't like being tied down to a specific task either. good luck with that.

    Now, my church buddy is getting a new office. He works in a lab, and next year will get a $800 million lab built for him and his team. He does cool stuff. I should have gone into his field, man, what a life. All he has to do is explain why his employer is either making or losing billions a year. Piece o' cake.

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  82. Convergence! by Butterwaffle+Biff · · Score: 1

    So what happens when the increasingly obese population grows to the full size of the shrinking cubicle? I predict a new cottage industry of cubicle insertion/evacuation engineers equipped with Texas-sized shoe-horn-like instruments, bungie cords, and winces to help pop people into and out of their offices each day; it would help avoid fixing the problem(s).

  83. A Perfect Argument for Telecommuting by BlankStare · · Score: 1

    If Corporate America is is pained by the floorspace taken up by IT staff, then why will they STILL not let me telecommute? They could reduce office space, reduce my carbon footprint and get government incentives to boot. I think they just like torturing us.

  84. Scott Adams' Pension Plan by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    This alone is enough to keep Dilbert complaining until Scott Adams finally decides to retire.

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  85. FTFY by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Amazing how people will justify whatever they want.

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  86. If people are not chickens: by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    How do you explain the fowl smell?

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  87. Brain Jacks & Life support pods... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As soon as neural interfaces become a reality, employees will be farmed and kept in pods in huge brainpower harvesting farms.

  88. It's really happening! by Lieutenant+Buddha · · Score: 1
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  89. One dimensional cubicles by Big_Oh · · Score: 1

    "...cubicles have shrunk to ... 49 feet". That *is* small.

  90. As technology shrinks so does our space by jdbuz · · Score: 1

    Once technology catches up they'll be able to sit us single file. Think about it, the computer is almost gone from the desktop and and the monitor is a fraction of it's former volume. Once we all have digital glasses on our eyes and no noise from the out side earphones on our ears it could very *feel* that we are working alone on top of Mount Everest, the beach, Mars, wherever. But then do we really even need to be in the office? Some managers will still think so and we'll all be sitting in a stripped down warehouse in orderly rows and columns.

  91. Effective office? Prove it! by lwriemen · · Score: 4, Informative

    "effective office" cubicle is an oxymoron. There have been many studies over the years that show that open office spaces are counter-productive. The book, Peopleware, by DeMarco and Lister covers this and other topics, related to the management of knowledge workers. At the time Peopleware was written, DeMarco and Lister couldn't find a single productivity study that supported the installation of cubicles.

    People not found at their desks are often practicing the productivity enhancement called, "hiding from the boss". It is often the only way to get work done around a micro-manager.

  92. Ultimately this is yet another reason why... by pottymouth · · Score: 1

    People are leaving the field of Computer Science. Why would you spend 4 to 6 (or 7 for those of you who are slow...) years getting a BS or MS in CiS to sit in a cube like a damn secretary? In the same time you can get a degree in law, psychology, psychiatry many interesting fields that don't change every 3 to 6 months and throw you out the door when you make more than $100K or get over 45 years old. In fact some of those professions actually pay you more and you're even more sought after when you're older and wiser! CS eats it's elders!! CS is dying in the US and this is another reason why. Who wants a job that's no more respected than the 20 year old admin that's blowing the boss every afternoon.

    I've been at this for 20 years and I make great money and sit in a nice office but I'm the exception not the rule. I tell anyone out there seeking career advice, stay out of Computer Science, It's a sucky career for the majority of people and as far as a career you can retire from? Forget about it! Don't believe me? How many 63 year old programmers work for your company? How many 63 year old accounts? Get it...

  93. High School with no walls by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    You all may be interested in a high school with no walls.

    Williamsville East is unique for having open classrooms, being constructed without any interior walls on the upper two floors of the three-story building.

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    1. Re:High School with no walls by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't call it unique. The open schools was a huge fad back in the 1970's, and like many fads in education, seemed to be implemented on a wide scale without any testing or studies to determine if it was actually beneficial. It could be unique though if it still retains its original design - my high school was built in a similar manner but it only lasted about 3 years before they came in one summer and walled it all off.

  94. attorneys in real estate? by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know you've accidentally signed yourself to a contract paying double the going rate, you can't get out of it and you can't sub-let it without losing money unless you can find someone equally stupid.

    I work for an attorney specializing in real estate in the US. Sometimes I feel like our services are completely unnecessary, but when I read things like this I'm reminded that we can sometimes be useful.

    Do attorneys get involved in real estate over there?

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    1. Re:attorneys in real estate? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know you've accidentally signed yourself to a contract paying double the going rate, you can't get out of it and you can't sub-let it without losing money unless you can find someone equally stupid.

      I work for an attorney specializing in real estate in the US. Sometimes I feel like our services are completely unnecessary, but when I read things like this I'm reminded that we can sometimes be useful.

      Do attorneys get involved in real estate over there?

      Yes, but I have no idea if one was involved in this case.

      I only have a very vague idea of what happened - the tenant had to declare himself bankrupt in the end. So if a solicitor was involved, they didn't do a very good job!

    2. Re:attorneys in real estate? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Replying twice, but perhaps you could clarify for the benefit of the OP: is my view of commercial property lets - that they can be very one-sided - equally valid in the US?

  95. Not news! Scott Adams knew this years ago. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1
  96. Linear cubicles? Wow by noidentity · · Score: 1

    Although cubicles have shrunk from an average of 64 feet to 49 feet in recent years

    Wow, you Americans now have one-dimensional cubicles now? Well, if they fit...

  97. Actually, cubicle space is growing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pushing for a permanent work at home program for my team. To heck with my 36sq ft area, I want 675 with a stereo system and personal lab environment.

  98. Could hit 50 square feet? by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

    What's this "could" hit 50 square feet? I've already got less than that.

    Everyone on my team, from the techs to team leads, managers, and directors, all have the same setup. A slightly bullet-shaped pod (the line down the middle zig-zags), about 7 feet wide by 5 feet deep (7 feet deep at the longest point, the center of the bullet).

    The only thing that distinguishes the "higher" positions are additions of personal filing cabinet/shelf/closet combination units.

    Yes, this is a call center design. It works fine, nonetheless.

  99. Being Jon Malkovich by careysub · · Score: 1

    I've had this idea for a while - why not exploit the third dimension. Bunk desks - they're the answer!

    ...

    Or you could just divide the entire floor horizontally. Remember the "half-a-floor" office in Being John Malkovich?

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  100. That's odd, my cube has gotten bigger by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    My new cube is half again as big as my old one, and my boss has a cube the size of a freight car. (All his furniture is huddled at one end. You could square-dance in the open space.)

    Of course, the company has gotten a lot smaller this year. I'm thinking this is an unexpected benefit of a down economy.

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  101. Geez by ironicsky · · Score: 1

    Geez, what I would give for 50 sq ft of cubical space. My "cublicle" is 6 ft wide by just over 6.5 feet long. I have an L-shaped workspace that is 2 feet deep, by the entire length of 2 sides, which takes up about 22 sq ft of my 40ish sq ft of space. also notes, my cubical only has a full height dividing wall between me and the person next to me, in front of my and on the other side I have walls that come up to my waist when standing.

  102. Pods by careysub · · Score: 1

    Yes - this is where it is headed. Squeezing workers closer and closer together is inefficient, they rub shoulders, make noise, and generally distract each other. And then there is all that wasted vertical space.

    The answer is the Office Pod (designed in Japan, made in China). Upon arriving at the office you step into your personal office pod, which is then sealed and lifted into place in the huge three-dimensional Pod Lattice. Break and restroom facilities will be efficiently used since you will be moved to the appropriate area and discharged from your cubicle at your scheduled time (and break and bathroom time is kept strictly regulated for maximum efficiency).

    Workers, especially younger workers, will actually enjoy becoming a Pod Worker. Honest.

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  103. I don't see a problem here by natet · · Score: 1

    As long as the office furniture keeps pace with technology. Basically from the synopsis, people have gone from 8x8 cubicles to 7x7. Since flat panels have pretty much taken over for CRT's, the loss of one foot of space in either direction isn't that big a deal, as long as the table space has shrunk accordingly. Basically, the cubicle worker hasn't lost much usable space.

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    1. Re:I don't see a problem here by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, with a LCDs now so cheap that companies are issuing 22-24" monitors to the employees now, I don't know if it's really a gain over the 15-17" CRT of yesteryear. Sure, they are thinner, but the ridiculous 16:9 monitors we have now still take up a lot of space because they are so wide. A dual monitor setup can easily span the entire length of a cubicle desk now.

  104. Wow - wild and crazy replies to this one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's amazing how many wild-eyed responses there are to this thread.

    By way of background, I manage a medium sized IT company, *and* we use
    cubicles, *and* management is in cubicles too, *and* I have an ownership
    interest in our building. So I see this issue from every possible angle...

    First, cubicles aren't bad. They do foster teamwork. They also require
    cooperation - keep the noise down, install acoustic tile ceilings and carpets
    to absorb the noise, have lots of windows around to make the space sunny, etc.
    This isn't rocket science guys.

    Second, if you need some "alone" time to work, either go sit in a meeting room
    or put on some headphones. We encourage people to do either one as required. It
    goes without saying that you have to provide meeting/privacy rooms and be happy
    to see your employees listening to their favorite music with earphones/buds/plugs
    as the boss wanders by.

    Third, standardize. Management should use the exact same desks as employees.
    There is exactly one person in our company with a physical office, and she runs
    HR. Nope - it's not the CEO (standard cube) or any other manager.

    Fourth, it's all about cost, not egos or any other bullshit. Keeping real estate
    cost down is good for the bottom line and even (gasp!) good for the environment.

    Finally, keep it in perspective. Offices I've visited in Japan and in China, full of IT workers, have a normal "cubicle" that is actually just 4 feet by 2 feet of desk space. No walls. 500 people in a large, open floor. And they're all *quiet* because anything else would create the effect of a bus station. If you include floor space for the chair and aisle behind it, that's about 16 square feet per "cubicle."

    My cubicle of about 25 sqft seems palatial by comparison. 50 sqft per employee seems to me to be downright wasteful.

    Keep it in perspective.. :-)

  105. Going to be irrelevant soon by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
    The IT org where I work now, in a Fortune 25 company, is trying to boot all the support people out to WFH, so that they can house the contractors and resident offshore peeps in cheaper digs (main building instead of renting extra space for them). So nobody here cares what size their cube is, since the cubes are about 2/3 empty now, and many are used simply as hotel space.

    btw, typing this from my cube at work, since it's now much quieter here ;0.

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  106. Cubicles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans getting bigger cars, and smaller workspaces. I think we've shown by our aversion to mass transit and car-pooling that most of us would rather have our own private space, rather than shared common area.

  107. shrinkage by Fynnsky · · Score: 0

    maybe the cubicles were in the pool

  108. Outside consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an Outside consultant I have had some tiny work spaces. The client often appears to feel that since we are not normal employees they do not need to treat us well. I have been shown a glorified closest, 2 Feet by 3 feet, with a old plastic milk crate to sit on (I was told my laptop could rest on my lap) - contract duration 3 months at 8-10 hours a day. Another office I was with a team - 16 consultant all around a 4 X 8 foot table in 10 X 12 recently vacated office. Due to security reasons one client required we only use their supplied computers - 10-15 year old ones with the latest version of Windows and office install on them - I was happy to bill them the 30-40 minutes it took to start the computer up every morning and the ~20-30 minutes to shut it down at the end of the day (night time shut down was required).

    Over the years I have come to see how poorly the non-employee can be treated with respect to office space - by bag often included wireless routers and other items so I could leave my work space and find a more suitable work environment.

    but since you are not a regular employee you seem be exempt from any sort of labor laws.

     

  109. Telecommute from home by mrflash818 · · Score: 1

    Some companies, or departments in companies do allow generous telecommuting from home.

    Then the cubicle size matters less, and possibly would allow companies to have _larger_ cubicles for the few times an employee needs to use one (aka hotel-ing a workspace).

    I only need to go to the office on Mondays in my current department. I telecommute the rest. It rocks.

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  110. Miximg measures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that there is a bit of mixing measures going on here.

    One of the figures people use for planning purposes is the total floor space per personfor a particular floor plate layout. Basically you measure the total space of the floor, and divide it by the number of people you want to accomodate. This figure includes stairwells, corridors, toilets, meeting rooms, reception, etc. It does not equate to the amount of space dedicated per employee for their sole use.

    If you work it out, the 500 square feet per person would work out to an area 13 metres by 13 metres per person. If someone gave me a cube that big I'd bring friends in to work just for someone within earshot.

  111. This is what I hate about cube farms... by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    ... the noise - you get to hear all the details of everyone's conversations. And as if having to listen to everyone else's conversations isn't bad enough, you also have the assholes who feel the need to conduct every conversation on the goddamn speakerphone! It used to drive me insane.

  112. In other news by kimvette · · Score: 1

    In other news, workers are becoming less productive, companies complain about ever-higher turnover rates and total lack of loyalty to the employer, and workers are more ill and suffer more stress, and that trend is expected to continue until at least 2015.

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  113. Working from home is best by ajv · · Score: 1

    I have several co-workers, some who work in an semi-open plan office (essentially a bench against a wall with a few tiny airless offices that no one uses), and three remote home workers, including myself.

    Without a doubt, the amount of usefulhigh quality work that the remote workers pull off is amazing. The boss noticed, and got two of the guys to do a time and motion study using a 5 minute interval to record what they were working on. The office guys struggle to do 90 minutes a day in billable work, and their work suffers for it. I can easily put in an eight hour day, and produce higher quality work than my on-site co-workers can in a week. Sometimes I trade this for a /. session, but most of the time I do high quality work.

    For collaboration, we use Skype.

    There are downsides. I get cabin fever regularly. I am somewhat distant to many of my friends, and not seeing them is a hassle. My boss doesn't see my efforts, and thus I tend to get more work than many of co-workers, primarily because I can deliver. Family time often disturb me, even though I've made it perfectly clear that if I was working in an office, I couldn't run down the shops or look after baby girl for an hour or so. This leads to working after hours to catch up occasionally. I'm still to work out this issue despite coming up on two years of working from home.

    If you decide to abandon the cubicle rat race, here's my tips:

    * Your home office has to be away from distractions. You're not going to win if you're in front of folks watching Dr Phil. I have a separate office with about 200 square feet of space.
    * Your own music all the time at whatever volume you want is the birth right of the home worker. Get a good amp and speakers and crank it up baby!
    * Communicate at least a few times every day with your boss. No surprises is the best policy. They buy in to your work and deliverable rather than demanding results and wondering where they are.
    * Set up your home office properly. Sitting at a kitchen table or coffee shop sounds nice until you've been hunched over your laptop for three hours on a crappy chair.
    * Get a big ass monitor even if you have a 17" laptop screen. Your eyes will thank you. Ditto high quality external keyboard and mouse.
    * I bought a fax / printer. Waste of money. Do not want.
    * Reliable communications is all. Have a backup plan such as a 3G dongle in case your primary net access goes down.

    I think I'm broken of the cubicle habit now. It's going to be tricky to stay home for the next 25 years of my working life, but I want to do so. Cubicle life - good riddance.

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    Andrew van der Stock
  114. "Free Range Eggheads" by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    Our code is produced by nerds who have access to open pasture and are fed nothing but organic sushi.

  115. Telecommuting by NateTech · · Score: 1

    ... would be a solution to the desire to pay for less real-estate.

    (Not to mention alleviating a whole lot of cars on the roads. But we get tax breaks for the Coal-Fired Chevy Volt instead?)

    Add videoconferencing for the "need to see/be seen".

    It's way cheaper than building rent.

    (Disclaimer: My employer sells such gear. And it works.)

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    +++OK ATH
  116. Fresh air please. by niftymitch · · Score: 1

    This may (should) trigger an honest investigation into air quality in offices. Fresh air exchange rates in zoning law are likely all wrong.

    Perfume triggers migraines in about as many people as peanuts trigger allergic reactions. Many perfumes contain chemicals known to cause cancer with MUCH more certainty than second hand smoke.

    We are worried about chickens living in crowded conditions but not our employees....

    I once saw video of a turkey farm that was hit by a virus outbreak. They had to kill millions of birds... what is an employer to do?

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    Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain.
  117. Cattle and chicken industries have shown us how by 4phun · · Score: 1

    Seating on planes is also shrinking so business travel is now far more intimate.

    People get used to it.

    We also no longer need to spend so much money to put these cheap souls under a roof in the business world.

    The cattle and chicken industries have shown us the way.

  118. America's Cubicles Are Shrinking by Ginger+Unicorn · · Score: 1
    "America's Cubicles Are Shrinking"

    Better get to the doctor, quickly!

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    (1.21 gigawatts) / (88 miles per hour) = 30 757 874 newtons
  119. Cubicles? Cubicles!? by Builder · · Score: 1

    My KINGDOM for a cubicle. I currently have to try writing code, working with products, etc. in an open plan area of around 200 people. Some of these people are coders and engineers, and that's fine. Some of them are first or second line ops, and they're on the phone all day. That's less fine. Some of them are customer relationship types and not only are they on the phone all day, they're jovial and loud.

    And that's in a large firm with money to spend. I'm guessing that small companies with savings targets are even harder to survive.

  120. 64 to 49 feet?!? by garwain · · Score: 1

    >cubicles have shrunk from an average of 64 feet to 49 feet in recent years Ok, where do I apply to get a 49' cubical? if that's square feet, I'm severly lacking! I estimate my square footage to be around 25 sq ft, if you count half the isle! if that's cubic feet, the I guess I should be releaved, since I have a whopping 200 cubic feet of space to call my own, while I'm at work. When I leave the office, anyone else can use the desk, so my personal space is reduced to a small drawer, that doesn't lock. On the plus side, I do hold a key to the server room, that has about 200 square feet of open space.

  121. Re:Cubicles? Cubicles!? by neminem · · Score: 1

    Hey, do you work here? I'm in a similar place, though once I managed to trade seats with someone so I wasn't *right* next to tech support, it got much more tolerable. I don't honestly mind sitting out in the open with the rest of dev and QA on my team - in fact, I think I'd prefer it to having to sit in a cramped cubicle all day - but when I was sitting right next to tech support, I definitely had to tell them to shut up a few times. (Though I did get to listen to a few great this-customer-is-a-moron conversations).