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http://www.penisland.net/

No matter what you think it's not a pawn site

Captcha: jackass

Maybe you won't find your ultimate pen there, but you gotta admit, "penisland.net" is a great URL!

The Penis Measuring Armageddon will be fought on Pen Island.

http://www.penisland.net/

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BMO

and what about http://www.penisland.net/ :)

Check out these cool pens:
Pen Island
"Your pen is our business"

Don't forget the classic vacation destination, penisland!

You should be banned to Pen Island.

http://www.penisland.net/

There, a wide variety of writing instruments are available.
Because you are not allowed to bring any with you!

Slightly offtopic, but does anyone else read expertsexchange as Expert Sex Change?

Yes, that's why they hyphenated the name. They did that was a while ago, I think slightly after Pen Island sprang up.

No, really honey, I was just buying some pens and fishing tackle!

msexchangeteam.com This isn't another one of those penisland kinda websites, is it?

http://www.penisland.net/ sells custom made pens, presumably from Pen Island.

I can only guess what the owners of Pen Island especially if they need a therapist

I don't know if I want them all up in my business:

http://www.penisland.net/ourbusiness.jpg

Pen island. Who represents. Please, hold your applause.

Please indicate which links are NSFW, kthnx.

Pen island. Who represents. Please, hold your applause.

Don't forget PenisLand.net where "Your pen is our business",
and MolestationNursery.com which unfortunately has relocated to MoleRIVERnursery.com (they grow flowers).
But my favorite is definitely SpeedoFart.com, otherwise known as Speed Of Art.

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And whatever font you use, some domain names are not safe either.

P.S.: the website is SFW, the domain name is the joke itself. Try not to LOL too much.

gak! sorry about that. I should have linked here instead!

[galacticabbs.com]

Ok, my bad, I clicked the link but I was extremely puzzled for a few minutes trying to figure out why someone named the site Galactic Abbs dot com... the page was clearly dedicated to Battlestar Galactica and I was imagining some fan with a fixation on sexy (male?) abdominal muscles of actors on the show.

It was a creepy minute or two, half afraid of what answers I might find on the front page of the site.

And on that note, here are a couple (current and former) genuine website addresses:
Whore Presents .com [live site]
Expert Sex Change .com [former real site, now spam parked]
PenisLand .net [live site]
The Rapist Finder .com [live site]
PowerGenitalia .com [former real site, now dead link]
Got A Hoe .com [now redirects to new name]
Molestation Nursery .com [former real site, now dead link]
Cumming First .com [live site]

And my personal favorite,
Speedo Fart .com [live site]

A spoiler list for those who can't figure out why those web names were selected:
Who Represents [look up the agent for a given actor].
Experts Exchange.
Pen Island [selling custom pens].
Therapist Finder.
Power Gen[eration, company nationality of] Italia.
[town of] Mole Station[, plant] Nursery.
Go Tahoe [Lake Tahoe Tourism Bureau].
Cumming First is, well, Cumming First. Cumming First United Methodist Church. Yeah.
and Speed Of Art [the self promotional site of an art director who thinks wrapping his entire front page in a BLINK tag is a swell idea. Yeah, Art Director. If you don't see blinking text, thank your browser for protecting you from that particular pain].

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Don't forget Pen Island.

Don't forget Pen Island!

http://www.therapistfinder.com/
http://www.speedofart.com/
http://www.penisland.net/
http://www.whorepresents.com/

And of course one of the oldest hoaxes in the history of the internet:
http://www.penisland.net/

Oh god... their motto is even worse than their URL!

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I think you were looking for Pen Island instead. :-)

• The well know pen island at www.PenisLand.net
• The Royal Tit-Watching (Ornithological) Society Of Britain at www.Nice-Tits.org
• Dickson's temperature equipment at www.DicksOnWeb.com
• The well known scaffolding company, www.MammothErection.com
• Big Al's Fishing company, www.BiGalsOnline.com
• Web One at www.WeBone.com

If you're going to drop pens, then use these to make the Mac users happy.

Your Pen Is
    Our Business

Actually, it looks like the owner of Penisland.com knows exactly what his domain name looks like :)
PenIsland.net is what you were thinking of.

You need to start writing with pens. I suggest Pen Island pens.

Writing on someone's forehead, huh? You might find a useful writing implement at Pen Island

There is http://penisland.net/, which I actually ordered a couple of pens from. The receptionist at my office still calls me "Pen Island" occasionally.

"That's a nice pen, where did you get it",

"From Pen Island of course".

Yes... I know, it's immature isn't it?

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