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"The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday."
- Fry, Futurama

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"I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
- Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

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"Hell, everything's legal in Mexico. It's the American way."
- Uncle Jimbo, South Park

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"Huh. Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
- Fry, Futurama

"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
- Fry, Futurama

"Now that's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"
- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

"I am the man with no name. Zap Brannigan at your service."
- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

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"The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday."
- Fry, Futurama

"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
- Fry, Futurama

"That's so plausible I can't believe it!"
- Leela, Futurama

"I saved the space-time continuum, and 40% of your rectum."
- Nibbler, Futurama

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"That pig shaped bush frightens and confuses me."
- Guybrush Threepwood, Escape from Monkey Island

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen."
- Guybrush Threepwood, Escape from Monkey Island

"Somehow I knew that in hell there would be mushrooms."
- Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island

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"The only thing that helps me maintain my slender grip on reality is the friendship I share with my collection of singing potatoes."
- Holly, Red Dwarf

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"The present may stink, but at least now we can look forward to a better yesterday."
- Fry, Futurama

"Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom, fun though!"
- Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

"I saved the space-time continuum, and 40% of your rectum."
- Nibbler, Futurama

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"On a mining ship, three million years into deep space, can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!"
- Lister, Red Dwarf

"Kryten personal black box recording. Time: unknown. Location: unknown. Cause of accident: unknown. Should someone find this recording, perhaps it will shed light as to what happened here."
- Kryten, Red Dwarf

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"In conclusion, I understand nothing about the anomaly, even after cashing the huge check I got for writing a book about it."
- Stephen Hawking, Futurama

"We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."
- Stephen Hawking

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