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Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.

Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.

Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.

Exactly - Google is anti-corporation, pro "the ordinary people" and generally Anti-American. Only Microsoft can save us from their communist ways now.

It's definitely satire. This article (among others) proves it. What I find hilarious is how they get flooded by comment from people seriously trying to debate with the site.

We should be glad that there is one responsible company who has decided to put an end to this mess: News Corporation, the great company responsible for Fox news has decided to put in a bid of $5Bn for Dow Jones, the company that owns the Wall Street Journal. That may seem an awful lot to pay for a bunch of angry liberals with a grudge against the U.S. Economy, but knowing those guys, its bound to be a smart move. I just hope they bring the same level of morality and respect for the Truth that Fox News is famous for to the world of business.

Tell me this is a parody, someone please! Please, won't someone? It is a parody, isn't it? I mean, surely not even in America... Come on, someone... it's gotta be a parody, right?...

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

This is just more liberal do-gooding and interference with our everyday lives. This is by the same people who want to ban smoking, force our kids to learn junk science, and stifle honest American toil.

We can only pray, before these nannying socialists force us to use inferior and dangerous operating systems.

p.s. What convinced you that Jesus was the real deal? How can you be sure that Mohammed/Joseph Smith/L. Ron Hubbard wouldn't be equally convincing?

Duh. It's satire. See also.

Your sig reminded me of something I just read: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/12/01/lin ux-the-reliability-myth-debunked.aspx. Can't figure out if this site is real or satire...

Exactly. Iran is a peace-loving, progressive nation which doesn't hang people for crimes against chastity, whose leader doesn't deny the holocaust, and which doesn't want to return to revolution-era medieval values. It's a human rights/liberal democracy wet dream come true.

Oh no! The only thing worse than a terrorist is a liberal!

Here is another picture of an in-flight entertainment system running Linux, seemingly booting up:

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/2006/12/01/lin ux-the-reliability-myth-debunked.aspx

Deval Patrick is clearly Satanic - just look at his first name! Also, his second name is Patrick, which is Irish, and therefore he is probably a Papist. He is also a Democ-rat, and wants us to use the communist tool of Beelzebub, namely, Mozilla Firefox.

Aqua Swim should be applauded for their contribution to the War on Terror. By making terrorist Democ-rat liberal whiners like Deval Patrick look foolish they will combat the Open Source scourge that encroaches upon our Christian Way of Life via nebulous European threats.

Deval Patrick is clearly Satanic - just look at his first name! Also, his second name is Patrick, which is Irish, and therefore he is probably a Papist. He is also a Democ-rat, and wants us to use the communist tool of Beelzebub, namely, Mozilla Firefox.

Aqua Swim should be applauded for their contribution to the War on Terror. By making terrorist Democ-rat liberal whiners like Deval Patrick look foolish they will combat the Open Source scourge that encroaches upon our Christian Way of Life via nebulous European threats.

How can you be worried about mere search engines at this time of crisis for our great nation?

www.shelleytherepublican.com/2007/01/31/mozilla-ex posed.aspx - the Fire of Beelzebub shall come to Fox, beguile and entice us into the Democ-rat communism and anti-Christian ways!

Personally, I favor fascism though. Republicans are too soft .. My previous post was a small nugget of personal belief wrapped in a thick layer of juicy humorous hyperbole"

Then you will find Shelley the Republican amusing although most people can't tell if it's a sendup.

Your not the only one whom I've seen tonight who seems to confuse 'left' and 'right' with the notion of a batch of ideas typically represented by a political party. Sure the Republicans generally represent the 'right' and us Democrats the 'left', but Libertarians are typically given the distinction of being 'between' them in the political spectrum. I said in a different comment in this same thread that:

The link points to a writer on some random site, who pulls quotes from Who Really Cares: The Surprising Truth about Compassionate Conservatism. The statistical analyst in me screams so loudly that without reading the book, I'll wonder out loud: How did he judge if his respondents were 'conservative', did he include 'tithing', and weekly contributions to one's own church?. Churches are considered charitable organizations, and they are, but most of the money goes to fund 'the club house', and not to directly rectify social ills (some even have gyms, schools, and daycare), unlike say, the United Way, who's club houses it's givers do not directly benefit from.

Whassat, the terrorists use FreeBSD? Everybody knows terrorists use linux: http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/04/20/linux-a -european-threat-to-our-computers-by-tristan.aspx.

Just sending a personal message to shelley about this. This does indeed solve a lot of problems I've having with my PC.. Even measure's like doing back to a native screen colour such black instead of white .. http://shelleytherepublican.com/

Do you write for www.shelleytherepublican.com ? ;-)

Is this a Shelly the Republican reference? If so, not bad. That site gives hours of entertainment (Especially with its Linux is a communist European liberal hacker program rants... :) )

Not even the ";)" can help them recognise irony when they see it...
Just take a look at http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/, probably the most successful troll site on the net, kept alive by people so naive that it stops being amusing after a while. (I have to admit not all the commenters are American, though.)

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

Open Source is a disgusting socialist philosophy, a European plot aimed at destroying red-blooded American software such as Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows. The history of this disgusting movement is shrouded in mystery, but what little we know should strike revulsion into the heart of every Christian patriot.

While Linux is clearly a tool of disgusting hackers who blather on about rediculous topics like "global warming" and "science", Firefox is a more insiduous movement. I was appalled to find my 15 year old son had installed it on our computer at home, despite the fact we use Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows!!

Even the websites of the righteous are under attack from these liberal tree-huggers.

Although this list seems like a fine idea - by knowing our enemies, we can correct their sins.

What do you think, SlashDott?

No, no. OS X is Apple, and Apple is iPods, which only cool people have. *nix is for people who look like this. So OS X can't be *nix.

It just can't.

If Shelley is against it and Tristan is against it it must not come to pass!

If Shelley is against it and Tristan is against it it must not come to pass!

Wake me up when RMS buys a Mac...

Friends, remember that Google is the America hating empire.

This new wave of innovation probably uses Linux (created by a European communist) with a sordid history. No doubt this is part of an insiduous plot to destroy the valuable patents of The Sco Group.

Their so-called "inventions" have already led to a huge upturn in hacking, eponymously named "Google Hacking". All true patriots must support tougher sentences for such evil terrorists.

Friends, remember that Google is the America hating empire.

This new wave of innovation probably uses Linux (created by a European communist) with a sordid history. No doubt this is part of an insiduous plot to destroy the valuable patents of The Sco Group.

Their so-called "inventions" have already led to a huge upturn in hacking, eponymously named "Google Hacking". All true patriots must support tougher sentences for such evil terrorists.

Friends, remember that Google is the America hating empire.

This new wave of innovation probably uses Linux (created by a European communist) with a sordid history. No doubt this is part of an insiduous plot to destroy the valuable patents of The Sco Group.

Their so-called "inventions" have already led to a huge upturn in hacking, eponymously named "Google Hacking". All true patriots must support tougher sentences for such evil terrorists.

Friends, remember that Google is the America hating empire.

This new wave of innovation probably uses Linux (created by a European communist) with a sordid history. No doubt this is part of an insiduous plot to destroy the valuable patents of The Sco Group.

Their so-called "inventions" have already led to a huge upturn in hacking, eponymously named "Google Hacking". All true patriots must support tougher sentences for such evil terrorists.

Friends, remember that Google is the America hating empire.

This new wave of innovation probably uses Linux (created by a European communist) with a sordid history. No doubt this is part of an insiduous plot to destroy the valuable patents of The Sco Group.

Their so-called "inventions" have already led to a huge upturn in hacking, eponymously named "Google Hacking". All true patriots must support tougher sentences for such evil terrorists.

As we all know, poor people are a huge problem in our great nation, therefore, they must be eliminated.

Maybe you're even worse than a Democ-rat - you might even be a Euro-hippy. Stop polluting our minds with your socialist nonsense like science or worse, "Linux" - we all know the true history.

Fortunately, I have an idea to solve these problems. I call it A Modest Proposal:

What do we have an excess of in the USA? That's right - LIBERALS. These tend to be exactly the poor homeless people who can't afford to buy Operating Systems like Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows, and must make do with the inferior communist alternatives. Remember, these are the people who actually OPPOSE the war on terror in Iraq, even after September 11 showed how evil Saddam Hussein was!

Also, we import much of our oil from disgusting foreigners (like Venezualans, who we must liberate soon BTW). Why don't we grind up the liberal hobos who lower valuable property prices in our neighborhoods, and use the oil from their bodies to power up our SUVs?

This way everyone wins.

What do you think, slashdot.org?

As we all know, poor people are a huge problem in our great nation, therefore, they must be eliminated.

Maybe you're even worse than a Democ-rat - you might even be a Euro-hippy. Stop polluting our minds with your socialist nonsense like science or worse, "Linux" - we all know the true history.

Fortunately, I have an idea to solve these problems. I call it A Modest Proposal:

What do we have an excess of in the USA? That's right - LIBERALS. These tend to be exactly the poor homeless people who can't afford to buy Operating Systems like Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows, and must make do with the inferior communist alternatives. Remember, these are the people who actually OPPOSE the war on terror in Iraq, even after September 11 showed how evil Saddam Hussein was!

Also, we import much of our oil from disgusting foreigners (like Venezualans, who we must liberate soon BTW). Why don't we grind up the liberal hobos who lower valuable property prices in our neighborhoods, and use the oil from their bodies to power up our SUVs?

This way everyone wins.

What do you think, slashdot.org?

As we all know, poor people are a huge problem in our great nation, therefore, they must be eliminated.

Maybe you're even worse than a Democ-rat - you might even be a Euro-hippy. Stop polluting our minds with your socialist nonsense like science or worse, "Linux" - we all know the true history.

Fortunately, I have an idea to solve these problems. I call it A Modest Proposal:

What do we have an excess of in the USA? That's right - LIBERALS. These tend to be exactly the poor homeless people who can't afford to buy Operating Systems like Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows, and must make do with the inferior communist alternatives. Remember, these are the people who actually OPPOSE the war on terror in Iraq, even after September 11 showed how evil Saddam Hussein was!

Also, we import much of our oil from disgusting foreigners (like Venezualans, who we must liberate soon BTW). Why don't we grind up the liberal hobos who lower valuable property prices in our neighborhoods, and use the oil from their bodies to power up our SUVs?

This way everyone wins.

What do you think, slashdot.org?

As we all know, poor people are a huge problem in our great nation, therefore, they must be eliminated.

Maybe you're even worse than a Democ-rat - you might even be a Euro-hippy. Stop polluting our minds with your socialist nonsense like science or worse, "Linux" - we all know the true history.

Fortunately, I have an idea to solve these problems. I call it A Modest Proposal:

What do we have an excess of in the USA? That's right - LIBERALS. These tend to be exactly the poor homeless people who can't afford to buy Operating Systems like Microsoft Genuine Advantage Windows, and must make do with the inferior communist alternatives. Remember, these are the people who actually OPPOSE the war on terror in Iraq, even after September 11 showed how evil Saddam Hussein was!

Also, we import much of our oil from disgusting foreigners (like Venezualans, who we must liberate soon BTW). Why don't we grind up the liberal hobos who lower valuable property prices in our neighborhoods, and use the oil from their bodies to power up our SUVs?

This way everyone wins.

What do you think, slashdot.org?

After all, Google is the America-hating empire!

This would also counter the European threat to our computers, with its shameful and sordid history.

After all, Google is the America-hating empire!

This would also counter the European threat to our computers, with its shameful and sordid history.