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Friends, have you considered the possibility that this is part of an elaborate Japanese plot to force us all to use their so-called "Wee".

Also, there is well documented evidence that Apple computers are not suitable for impressionable children and promote the use of dangerous and illegal "Wi-Fi" technology in our AirPorts.

Fortunately, sober and well-written articles such as these provide a cogent argument against the Macintosh cult.

Dude, go and write some articles at this site. I'm sure they will appreciate all that absurd patriotism that some american rednecks like you have. My God, You are actually saying that the Iraq war was actually to protect freedom?, That's the main reason why everyone hates the USA, they always go and fuck up some third world country and claim it was to "protect freedom", like the Iraq army could harm any american. We (people from other countries) are tired of that insolence that you call patriotism, and is just mindless manipulation of your corrupt governments (which are the ones who screw with your freedoms all the time by the way) just to justify the invasion to other countries just for economical reasons. However, I respect the veterans day, only because in WWII there was a freedom to protect, now the US Army is just a bad joke and a result of the fear, hate and xenophobia instaurated by your governments in your poor manipulated minds. I'm sorry for this rant, and I know that someone might be offended by this, but is really what I feel (and many people) when I think what the American Army has "done" for third world countries. Sorry for my poor english, I'm from Argentina and this is not my native language (at least until USA decides to invade us of course ;) ).

Yeah, baby! You tell 'em!

Well written and thoughtful article? Hehe, pull the other one, it's got bells on.

Actually, this is excellent satire. :-)

Are digital cameras (and even worse, camcorders), really a good thing? This well-written and thoughtful article argues that the answer is no.

Because the Macintosh is the Gay Computer.

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share the modest proposal about my fears: What if Titan is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share the modest proposal about my fears: What if Titan is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share the modest proposal about my fears: What if Titan is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share the modest proposal about my fears: What if Titan is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

Great, another tinpot little country with quaint folk customs we're gunna have to go and liberate... I guess this modest proposal is the burden we'll have to bear if we want to bring Democracy and the Love Of Jesus (in a platonic way) to these wierd people.

Great, another tinpot little country with quaint folk customs we're gunna have to go and liberate... I guess this modest proposal is the burden we'll have to bear if we want to bring Democracy and the Love Of Jesus (in a platonic way) to these wierd people.

Great, another tinpot little country with quaint folk customs we're gunna have to go and liberate... I guess this modest proposal is the burden we'll have to bear if we want to bring Democracy and the Love Of Jesus (in a platonic way) to these wierd people.

Friends, I have a modest proposal. I contend that OLPC is a massive waste of resources. It goes further than the usual liberal scourge of "good intentions" - it may actually be a covert Russian weapon designed to weaken the fabric of our society by introducing socialized medicin, together with all the moral turpitude this will induce.

Friends, I have a modest proposal. I contend that OLPC is a massive waste of resources. It goes further than the usual liberal scourge of "good intentions" - it may actually be a covert Russian weapon designed to weaken the fabric of our society by introducing socialized medicin, together with all the moral turpitude this will induce.

Friends, I have a modest proposal. I contend that OLPC is a massive waste of resources. It goes further than the usual liberal scourge of "good intentions" - it may actually be a covert Russian weapon designed to weaken the fabric of our society by introducing socialized medicin, together with all the moral turpitude this will induce.

other socialist goods http://shelleytherepublican.com/2006/04/20/linux-a-european-threat-to-our-computers-by-tristan.aspx ;-

Osama uses Linux because he knows designed to counterfit DVDs,

This sort of behavior isn't really unexpected. See here for some cogent analysis on the Canadian problem. I suspect they are undercutting honest American enterprises by manufacturing kilts and other socialist goods ;-)

This sort of behavior isn't really unexpected. See here for some cogent analysis on the Canadian problem. I suspect they are undercutting honest American enterprises by manufacturing kilts and other socialist goods ;-)

This sort of behavior isn't really unexpected. See here for some cogent analysis on the Canadian problem. I suspect they are undercutting honest American enterprises by manufacturing kilts and other socialist goods ;-)

Truly a sad day for the American Dream. With the surprising and disturbing rise of Linux patriots must, like that great soldier of Christ General Petraeus, do everything they can to protect our democracy and way of life.

Truly a sad day for the American Dream. With the surprising and disturbing rise of Linux patriots must, like that great soldier of Christ General Petraeus, do everything they can to protect our democracy and way of life.

Truly a sad day for the American Dream. With the surprising and disturbing rise of Linux patriots must, like that great soldier of Christ General Petraeus, do everything they can to protect our democracy and way of life.

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share my fears: What if Mars is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share my fears: What if Mars is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share my fears: What if Mars is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

I think we should be wary of these so-called "scientists" who do nothing but tell us lies about so-called global warming, denying the truth. They are usually atheists, which explains why they believe in the absurd theory of heliocentricism. Instead of curing us with prayer, doctors kill our precious children by refusing to prescribe antibiotics. Furthermore, scietists are notorious for using shoddy un-Christian European software like Linux, thereby destroying our Great Nation's wealth maximization potential. Truly, is there anything less scientific than science?

It is against this backdrop, friends, that I must share my fears: What if Mars is just a myth created from the discredited theory of astronomy?

and I'll say it again.

Poxie servers" are illegal hacking tools which let communist Open Sourcerers destroy America. Luckily the Limeys are not very clever. Nevertheless, only the death penalty is good enough for these evil hackers.

and I'll say it again.

Poxie servers" are illegal hacking tools which let communist Open Sourcerers destroy America. Luckily the Limeys are not very clever. Nevertheless, only the death penalty is good enough for these evil hackers.

Of course it's satire, some of these are hillarious...

As well they should! It is well known that pirates are destroying the Intellectual Property of our Great Nation. They avoid detection using illegal hacker tools like poxie servers. They try to impose their communist agenda by using European software like Linux and satanic browsers like Firefox. Also, the DOJ is under grave pressure from activist judges who don't like the fact that Alberto Gonzales is a Mexian immigrant. This should give the lie-beral Democ-rats something to think about!

As well they should! It is well known that pirates are destroying the Intellectual Property of our Great Nation. They avoid detection using illegal hacker tools like poxie servers. They try to impose their communist agenda by using European software like Linux and satanic browsers like Firefox. Also, the DOJ is under grave pressure from activist judges who don't like the fact that Alberto Gonzales is a Mexian immigrant. This should give the lie-beral Democ-rats something to think about!

As well they should! It is well known that pirates are destroying the Intellectual Property of our Great Nation. They avoid detection using illegal hacker tools like poxie servers. They try to impose their communist agenda by using European software like Linux and satanic browsers like Firefox. Also, the DOJ is under grave pressure from activist judges who don't like the fact that Alberto Gonzales is a Mexian immigrant. This should give the lie-beral Democ-rats something to think about!

As well they should! It is well known that pirates are destroying the Intellectual Property of our Great Nation. They avoid detection using illegal hacker tools like poxie servers. They try to impose their communist agenda by using European software like Linux and satanic browsers like Firefox. Also, the DOJ is under grave pressure from activist judges who don't like the fact that Alberto Gonzales is a Mexian immigrant. This should give the lie-beral Democ-rats something to think about!

NONSENSE

This is because the Yurpeens are atheist libruls!!1!

Fuel should be leaded! When I smell those sweet vapors in teh Arizona sky I silently sing our anthem and think of soaring eagles! I'm sick and tired of atheist demon-crats insisting on "clean" fuel. It's downright un-American. I bet you're one of those lie-brul hippies who likes to "cycle" or use communist software!

Shame on you! Nutjobs like you probably want Al Gore and the terrorists to win!

Fuel should be leaded! When I smell those sweet vapors in teh Arizona sky I silently sing our anthem and think of soaring eagles! I'm sick and tired of atheist demon-crats insisting on "clean" fuel. It's downright un-American. I bet you're one of those lie-brul hippies who likes to "cycle" or use communist software!

Shame on you! Nutjobs like you probably want Al Gore and the terrorists to win!

Fuel should be leaded! When I smell those sweet vapors in teh Arizona sky I silently sing our anthem and think of soaring eagles! I'm sick and tired of atheist demon-crats insisting on "clean" fuel. It's downright un-American. I bet you're one of those lie-brul hippies who likes to "cycle" or use communist software!

Shame on you! Nutjobs like you probably want Al Gore and the terrorists to win!

hello shelley

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Why should we expect anything more than incompetence from the so-called "Great" Britain? They probably run the inferior "Linux" software anyway. Their lack of morals and religion is something only satanist democ-rats could empathize with.

While their Great Leader, Tony Blair, was in power, we could trust our oldest allies to loyally support our victory against the Iraqis, but alas, no more. I believe the only real solution is to liberate this backward nation, before it becomes a threat to our strategic interests and forces us to use communist European software.

Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.

Ask a liberal to define the word "hacker" and he would probably give you a rose-tinted answer. To the liberal, a hacker is a harmless tinkerer. It's unlikely that a FBI agent would agree; nor would anybody who has to commute by air, drive a car, raise a family or pay their taxes.