Domain: vulture.com
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You're next South Park
Can't wait for Bird to send letters to the South Park creators for all the E-Scooter episodes in Season 22, like The Scoots
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Down with man!
While we are at this, when will the sexist man command be renamed?..
I'd say, let's name it doc, but that's not very egalitarian either, as it implies a level of education unattainable to so many of the less fortunate. Plus, to some it also invokes the horribly racist imagery of Looney Tunes.
If you've read this far and aren't outraged, you are a racist too — buy some racism credits to atone for the incorrect thoughts.
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Re:Moscow Donald's top priority is pardoning himse
Donald Trump is going to prison for treason, and his uneducated racist supporters can't do anything about.
Moscow Donald is no more able to pardon himself than he is able suck his own cock.
Learn yoga to suck your own cock as others
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Moscow Donald's top priority is pardoning himself
Donald Trump is going to prison for treason, and his uneducated racist supporters can't do anything about.
Moscow Donald is no more able to pardon himself than he is able suck his own cock.
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Re:It's The Mandela Effect!
There was a great new X-Files episode about this. No spoilers, but it reimagined quite a bit and it was hilarious.
Info, with spoilers:
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Re:moD up
I won't give you all the details
... Now is that rape? If not, then all those other cases of men having intercourse with women who were drunk can't be considered rape either.Why rely on someone who admits to leaving out the details when you can read her actual words?
The only vaginal sex was him putting his fingers into her. He rubbed his dick on her thigh and tried to lick her pussy but ended up just slobbering on her and falling asleep face-in-crotch.
And then came the sex, and I use that word very loosely. His penis was so soft, it felt like one of those de-stress things that slips from your hand? So he was pushing aggressively into my thigh, and during this failed penetration, I looked around the room to try and distract myself or God willing, disassociate.
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The only wetness between my legs is from his drool, because he's now sleeping and snoring into me.So I call bullshit. Her passively laying there as he drunkenly paws at her is not remotely rape. But that anonymous author elides all those details in order to make a false equivalency. In other words, he's lying and based on the kind of neo-fascist MRA types who have jubilantly pushed those lies, it seems likely that was the entire point.
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Re:moD up
The way Amy tells it... http://www.vulture.com/2014/05...
The short version of the story: A guy named Matt, whom Schumer had a giant crush on, called her at 8 AM for a booty call, after he apparently had been turned down by every other woman in his little black book. Amy, thinking she was being invited for an all-day-date, only discovered his real intent when she got to his dorm room and he romantically drunkenly pushed her onto the bed and started fingering her.
After several failed attempts at intercourse, and what she describes as an âoeambitiousâ attempt to go down on her, he finally gave up and fell asleep on top of her. Lying there listening to Sam Cooke, she decided she didnâ(TM)t want to be âoethis girlâ any more, âoewaited until the last perfect note floated out, and escaped from under him and out the door.â
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Training, testing
If you are after a generic job in the field how about looking at training and testing of neural networks and bots. But you may end up surfing the Internet, looking for dickpics for a few months....
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Re:Lovely summary.
Just to be fair, alternate sources http://www.vulture.com/2015/08... and http://www.theguardian.com/boo.... Wired also did it but after the Manning incident, no just NO.
I have to say, somewhere in the eighties I pretty much started ignoring all the awards as marketing bullshit because they seemed to have lost all value in predicting a good read and came off as being something paid for in a back room some where as public relations exercise to sell more copies of which ever book paid the highest commission for doing so.
It seems more like people as a result of the internet and directly comparing real opinions have decide huge chunks of the system have been gamed and are just turning around and gaming that gamed system right back. Whether their efforts stick or it fail, they win by shutting down the corporate public relations game, so another exercise in modern marketing bites the dust, the awards game.
Perhaps someone should come up with a computer game that reflects the reality of public relations exercise in awards scams, be it books, or music or movies or plays or pretty much any kind of awards scam those public relations douche bags can take over.
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Errors and omissions insurance
And the fact that he does ask for permission is why he doesn't appear suppressed to the general public. There are plenty of parodies that casual fans may not be aware of, such as "Chicken Pot Pie". In practice, it's often not a judge as much as an E&O insurer that decides what's safe to release.