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Well I work for a 3 letter agency and last week I seen some new forms that will need to be filled to get one of those so we should be safe from drug cartels.
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I hope it can figure out to make kryptonite!
LOL :)
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I have a hearing loss in one ear and some people think I am retarded instead. My audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

But, my penis is 4 1/16 inches when erect. This is American average so Buzz off!!!
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I dont like Trump because he doesn't allow long enough government shutdown to let me fix government systems in San Jose. See my video about this on YouTube.
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ROFL! Good luck with that!
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Listen Sherlock!

We dont use encryption at the 3 letter agency where I work. It would just defeat the purpose of being a 3 letter agency in the first place. We simply protect the network physically duh!

I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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You could monetize this post by visiting my YouTube channel. Plenty of amazing affiliate offers there!

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos longer than a short clip.

I can't imagine using Photoshop without a keyboard and mouse, or not being able to access my files from my file server. Video rendering on the iPad will probably suck donkey balls.

Blackmagic also charges high prices for their gear as Apple does. Need an HDMI to USB3 capture device? Blackmagic is $300. Any generic company is $50.

I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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ROFL! Lunix? Seriously?

I work for a 3 letter agency and San Jose and we are a Windows shop.

I have a hearing loss in one ear and people sometimes confuse it with me being retarded. My audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos
longer than a short clip.

I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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Well, I work for a 3 letter agency and San Jose and we are a Windows shop.

I have a hearing loss in one ear and people sometimes confuse it with me being retarded. My audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos
longer than a short clip.

I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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The Microsoft problem is that Microsoft is using contracts to enforce provisions with paid software. The solution is for Microsoft to charge a license fee and then use contracts to enforce provisions on licensed software. This might work out better for Windows users as it would also fix OS fragmentaton by preventing resellers from selling new systems with an obsolete version of Windows.
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OK I will give more details:

Funko has been doubling each year for the last five years. I now own more shares of Funko stock than actual Funkos. I was so impressed with the investor presentation that I adopted it for my own YouTube content strategy.

That's why out of all my dividend-paying stocks that I've own, Funko is one of the riskiest stock that I own. Most anaylsts peg Funko as a speculative buyout target. It's more liklely to be bought out before the Funko bubble bursts.

Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018 has the same number of visitors (~70,000) and the same economic impact as Super Bowl 2018. SVCC is not even one of the larger comic cons in the US.

If you want to attend some tinfoil-hat action, check out AlienCon. The viewers of Ancient Aliens believe in alien abductions, abortions performed by aliens and MAGA when I attended AlienCon 2016 in Silicon Valley. AlienCon 2018 is coming to Baltimore in November. It will be interesting to see how "authoritative" YouTube will be with the UFO nutters.

Three reasons why Stan Lee had to be at Silicon Valley Comic Con 2018: 1) Steve Wozniak was schedueld to be M.I.A. from his own show while traveling back from Russia; 2) Jeff Goldblum cancelled his Sunday-only appearance to spend all three days at the Dallas Fan Expo 2018; and 3) Stan Lee's management team needed him to make them money by signing 400 comic books from comic book dealers for $50K.

I suspect most of my 1K+ followers are bots. Very few are real people. I just use my ten-year-old Twitter account to pimp my YouTube videos to comic con crowds over the weekends. I had 25.3K impressions and an average engagement rate of ~3% (that's great by traditional advertising standards) in the last 28 days.
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Also, I used to work for Cisco so I know what I am talking about!
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STFU creimertard. I know it is you who modded me down! You won't get any more mod points and I already complained about you to management. We will see who gets the last laugh.
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Why was this modded down???

I only provide the best affiliate link deals available for my fellow slashdotters. Read what one user wrote here:
https://tech.slashdot.org/comm...
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Thanks for your support dear user! :)

May I suggest also buying my legendary hat that I wear in my videos? You will find my amazon affiliate link for the hat in every video that I make along with other very interesting affiliate link offers.

Thanks again, at last, one user who isn't a creimertard!
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I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

But my penis is 4 1/8 inches when erect which is the normal American average. Buzz off.
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Facts are what you believe into!

I just ignore naysayers! My Latest video Dwayne Johnson's Rampage As A Kaiju ("Weird Beast") Monster Movie already has 14 views in 3 days and know for a fact that I am getting better in front of the camera.

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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Facts are what you believe into!

I just ignore naysayers! My Latest video Dwayne Johnson's Rampage As A Kaiju ("Weird Beast") Monster Movie already has 14 views in 3 days and know for a fact that I am getting better in front of the camera.

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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Wrong!

I hear "Heil Creimer" still comes around here occasionally.
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There wasn't even enough lifeboats to carry everybody on the Titanic. Forget about everybody or some carrying gold! You are the creimertard!
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Brillant!

Carrying gold would sure help you escaping a sinking ship!
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Actually quite the contrary. Those Ancient Aliens led by Robert Bigelow will leave you alone if you have no gold just like US leave countries without oil (or gold) alone.
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You can find gold in many places!

I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.

They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!

Also, I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement!

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Sorry, I just ignore naysayers! My Latest video Dwayne Johnson's Rampage As A Kaiju ("Weird Beast") Monster Movie already has 14 views in 3 days and I am getting better in front of the camera.

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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Sorry, I just ignore naysayers! My Latest video Dwayne Johnson's Rampage As A Kaiju ("Weird Beast") Monster Movie already has 14 views in 3 days and I am getting better in front of the camera.

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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Why dont you go to my YouTube instead of being an annoying nuisance here then?
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If you have nothing better to do why dont you go watch my youtube channel?
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A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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Hahaha! I talked about this to my buddies at Microsoft and they are ROFL at Google!
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Haha! I talked about this to my buddies at Microsoft and they are ROFL at Google!
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I have a hearing loss in one ear so people think I am retard. My audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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Another addition of fun facts on time for programmers, more specifically to time zones.
(Now with more video! Batteries still not included)

"The Problem with Time & Timezones" from Computerphile (~10 minutes)
https://youtu.be/-5wpm-gesOY

AlienCon 2016 was a negative experience. A positive experience was standing in a mosh pit at a Bruce Springsteen concert in 2008 and having a woman rub her butt against my crotch for 15 minutes before she realized that her boyfriend went off to the restroom.
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Never mind that. If you are really serious about hardware factorys, you must see my video of my visit to Apple on my YouTube channel. You will see the cafeteria and other things in great details.

I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
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Yes! We do at the 3 letter agency where I work. It works just fine and keep things simple!
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You dont need a yogikey!!!

I use a very special app from the 3 letter agency I work for and its 100% hacker proof! It runs fine on my iPhone 6S so this is all I need to be secure.

I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

I even feel safe enough to do all my trading on public transit wifi with this special app!

A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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LOL! I havent use POTS in my studio since 2010 but I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos longer than a short clip.
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My bank use a very special secure app that runs great on my iPhone 6S. I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.
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ROLF! I thought you write "Creimer need to beef up their training and require more authentication" and I did a double-take!

Never mind, carry on son! :)
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Very juvernile indeed!

This will never happen to me because I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect but I hear fine with the 6S. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.
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They polished that turd so carefully...

Who modded this flamebait? Don't they realize lighting a flame after creimer beefs is dangerously reckless?

https://youtu.be/8Qt95KUOX_8?t...

You tell me :)

I suck at fortnite battle royale! see my video about it on my highly ranked YouTube channel!
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Exactly! Doctors try to make me take meds but I know better since I am well above average.

I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.

They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!

Also, I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement!

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STFU you autistic creimertard! I know its you spamming my YouTube channel and a DMCA is on a way!
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Well, here in San Jose US I swear I never did any drugs except the ones prescribed for my my case and then again. I also never any any sex except with my uncle in the woods,

I have a hearing loss in one ear, so my audio will always be suspect. I use a Zoom H2 audio recorder with a pop filter 12" away from my mouth, Audacity to clean up and normalize the audio, and sync the audio to the video and apply a "voice enhancement" eq to the audio in the video editor.

My PC has an eight-core processor and a Nvidia 1050 Ti 4GB video card. A minute of 1080p video renedered on the processor takes a minute. A minute of 1080p video rendered on the Nvidia card takes 10 seconds. I don't think an iPad has the same performance of my PC for rendering videos longer than a short clip.

I can't imagine using Photoshop without a keyboard and mouse, or not being able to access my files from my file server. Video rendering on the iPad will probably suck donkey balls.

Blackmagic also charges high prices for their gear as Apple does. Need an HDMI to USB3 capture device? Blackmagic is $300. Any generic company is $50.

I take public transit. A local bus take me down the street to pick up the express bus, the express bus drops me off in Palo Alto, and a local bus take me down the street to my job. An hour each way. Driving through Palo Alto during rush hour is insane. Since I work in government I.T., I start work at 7:00AM.
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Then you are just a crook who exploits and steal legitimate content from genuine renowned author like myself.
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Exactly! Just like my long tail revenue streams!

I find AmazonTM the gretest thing since sliced bread and helps taking care of my health at retirement with the Amazon long tail revenue streams!

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. You can even make video of yourself going to pick up AmazonTM parcel at the convenience store and post it on your youtube channel for more redundant revenue streams.

They also have a wide supply, the best of latte and clif/power bars at the best cost, espicially if you make a friend buy them for you with your own affiliate link!

Also, I still use my iPhone 6s and reduce my monthly bill from $80 to $50. As a phone and a video camera, the iPhone 6s isn't obsolete and I use it to make my videos on youtube. As a Sprint very special customer for 20+ years, Sprint will always give me a new iPhone for free if I decide to stop using the 6s as a phone in the next several years.

Bonus: get some silver coins, view recommendations on my special Youtube channel dedicated to the topic! They constitute a fail-safe insurance strategy for your retirement!

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Forget about the "gray sources". Information has proven to flow freely don't matter what you do.
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That's true enough you dear Slashdot contributor but please give Chris a chance!

Information about Christopher Dale Reimer and autistic people:

Autistic people have obsessions about things normal people don't care. For example, one of our autistic patient went haywire when he realized that there was a penny missing in his pocket change.

To calm him down, one of our educator pretended to have found it on the floor and gave a penny to him.

The autistic patient condition went even worse because he realized it wasn't the same penny!

Chris has an obsession with budgeting every penny. He doesn't understand that most people do not budget to the penny and have a flexible amount they allow for miscellaneous items.

I am Nancy Guerrero and I am Director of Special Education for the Santa Clara County Office of Education. We use Chris' (a.k.a. creimer,cdreimer) picture in our document because he is the hardest case we have ever had to handle:
http://www.sccoe.org/depts/stu...

Our artists were inspired by the low carb diet that Christopher follows scrupulously for the small lunch box and by the picture linked below for the rest. I am sure that you will notice the similarities such as the bump on the side of his chest and more:
https://ibb.co/gVad65

Please be easy on Christopher although, I am aware that some of our staff handling Chris post joke comments here and obvoiusly, the Santa Clara County Office of Education disapprove that behavior vehemently:
http://ibb.co/mRVSaG

But it isn't Chris' fault if he is the way he is. We do the best we can do with him and he is partially integrated into society. We try to cure his abnormal need for attention but he is kind of stubbo--
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Thank You dear users,
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