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Re:Let me know if you've heard this before by mcswell · 2018-06-28 13:27 · Score: 1 · on Words with Multiple Meanings Pose a Special Challenge To Algorithms (theatlantic.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

The Office - dot dot dot dot by johnsnails · 2018-06-28 13:01 · Score: 1 · on How Many Exclamation Points Do You Need To Seem Genuinely Enthusiastic? (theatlantic.com)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Easy solution: AI by Wizzu · 2018-06-28 12:55 · Score: 1 · on Plastic Recycling Is a Problem Consumers Can't Solve (bloomberg.com)

Already being done to some extent by https://zenrobotics.com/ Even if I suspect that Go algorithms are not involved.
The problem is not just algorithmic (or software), looks like developing the suitable hardware is also quite difficult.

There's also a marketing demo video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?... which might be more interesting than the corporate site.

A few things... by R3d+M3rcury · 2018-06-28 12:36 · Score: 1 · on SpaceX Will Send an AI Robot To Join Astronauts On ISS (seattletimes.com)

Like HAL, the autonomous Cimon is an acronym: it stands for Crew Interactive Mobile Companion. Its AI brain is courtesy of IBM.

Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto
Okay, unless there's some weird German thing, I'm not getting that acronym. Cimon in an acronym standing for Crew Interactive Mobile ... Companion?
Way to bury the lede, Slashdot. SpaceX has nothing to do with the robot, short of delivering it.

Cimon runs on Ubuntu? by felixrising · 2018-06-28 12:26 · Score: 1 · on SpaceX Will Send an AI Robot To Join Astronauts On ISS (seattletimes.com)

It looks like Cimon's OS is ubuntu! Check out this video around 1m 35s => https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Chicken by Corporate+Gadfly · 2018-06-28 11:45 · Score: 1 · on Words with Multiple Meanings Pose a Special Challenge To Algorithms (theatlantic.com)

I will leave you with some chicken https://www.youtube.com/watch?....

Two words by rsilvergun · 2018-06-28 11:09 · Score: 1, Insightful · on Most Americans Think Facebook and Twitter Censor Their Political Views (bloomberg.com)

Inciting Violence. I'm going to be completely blunt. The reason the right wing (I refuse to call people in favor of radical change "Conservative") get more bans is there's a lot of them hinting at violence. There's a good example right here. Jones backpedaled as best he could but the meaning was clear. It's so common there's a name for it: Dog Whistling

You're entitled to your opinion right up until it becomes incitement to violence. The radical right has a lot of unhinged people than even the extreme left. There have been no cases of left wing terrorism since the 70s. Abortion doctors OTOH can point to multiple instances of terrorism and ask the black and LGBTQ communities about how they're treated down south some time. The right words said to the right person equals violence. The right have a well documented history of spreading those words and using them to oppress. Hate speech turns into actions all too often. You don't get to shout fire in a theater and you don't get to exclaim out loud how if only someone would rid you of this meddlesome priest.

Re:So, can we say "I told you so" now? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 10:16 · Score: 0 · on AT&T Removes HBO From an Unlimited Data Plan After Buying Time Warner (arstechnica.com)

Creimer is a legendary Slashdotter who became a YouTuber. Check out his channel.

Re:So, can we say "I told you so" now? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 09:53 · Score: -1 · on AT&T Removes HBO From an Unlimited Data Plan After Buying Time Warner (arstechnica.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

Re:So, can we say "I told you so" now? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 09:53 · Score: -1 · on AT&T Removes HBO From an Unlimited Data Plan After Buying Time Warner (arstechnica.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

Re:Please let this start a tidal wave by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 09:21 · Score: -1 · on California Lawmakers Pass Bill To Give Consumers Broad Privacy Rights (cnet.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

Re:Please let this start a tidal wave by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 09:21 · Score: -1 · on California Lawmakers Pass Bill To Give Consumers Broad Privacy Rights (cnet.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

MEET ME at your riser! by TheRealHocusLocus · 2018-06-28 09:02 · Score: 1 · on Report Reveals 8 AT&T Buildings Across the US, Hidden in Plain Sight, That Are Central To One of NSA's Most Controversial Internet Surveillance Programs (theintercept.com)

Meet Me at Your Riser [2013] is a purely aesthetic Phillip Glassy video presentation by Deborah Natsios, who with John Young runs the successful CRYPTOME.ORG website.

The insinuation is, the practice is not relegated to willing participants such as AT&T, it may well include other carriers whose fiber has been secretly split in the 'telecom risers' that ascend throughout the building. Are Young/Natsios insinuating this from theory or an anonymous tip? You may as well ask how licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

CRYPTOME.ORG is a spooky and funny place... since 1996 it has provided a continuous stream of articles, whistle-blows and odd bits for the intelligence community, even serving as a pre-Wikileaks leaks site. Its regular visitors most surely include spooks of the world, that is, the 'top brass' that are not terrified of surfing into things beyond their own cubicle secrecy level. John Young has managed to maintain a playful counterpoint to the stern countenance (serious face) of the State intelligence profession and tugs on the community and keeps them coming back for more, or so he says, looking at his logs. He doxxed them before 'dox' was a word, blew the cover on deep state telecom interception and NSA Charter violations (no one listened of course) and has embarked on other projects as amateur sleuth. His post-9/11 Ground Zero photo collection is hi res and second to none.

Over the years he has dropped interesting tidbits with 'A Sends...' (Anonymous)... his PGP key is ludicrously long... and some of the tips appearing on his site have had the stamp of foreign state actors. Of course he posts it without personal bias and you can bet some true limited hangouts and pissing contests have been published on Cryptome to get them 'out there'. For $100 he offers the entire collection of hosted files to date. A great gift for Santa Spook.

Re:Thick clothes by Joce640k · 2018-06-28 08:04 · Score: 1 · on Scientists Develop Thermal Camouflage That Can Dupe Infrared Cameras (cosmosmagazine.com)

If the whole room is at ambient temperature you can simply hold up a sheet and walk past one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

A suit made of this would do the same thing.

The only time it would fail is if there was something hot in the room and you walked in front of it.

Re:What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 07:46 · Score: 0 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Since you enjoy chatting with creimer and replying to his -1 troll post so much, thus bringing attention to him with your +2 post, I am sure that you will enjoy the following tale:

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know tha

Re:What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 07:42 · Score: 0 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Since you enjoy chatting with cre1mer and replying to his -1 troll post so much, thus bringing attention to him with your +2 post, I am sure that you will enjoy the following tale:

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know tha

Re:What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 07:32 · Score: -1 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Since you enjoy chatting with cre!mer and replying to his -1 troll post that much, thus bringing attention to him with your +2 post, I am sure that you will enjoy the following tale:

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know t

Re:What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 07:28 · Score: 0 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Since you enjoy chatting with cre!mer and replying to his -1 troll post so much, thus bringing attention to him with your +2 post, I am sure that you will enjoy the following tale:

Here is the story of creimy the mountain and his royalties!

This story was inspired by cdreimer, the parent poster. The story was written by a visionary on cdreimer birth date.

The story of creimy the mountain explained:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

Creimy is a typical mountain who poses for postcards, living with his wife Ethel, a tree, between the cities of Rosamund and Gorman, California. The main features on his mountainous face are two large caves, resembling eyes, and a cliff for a jaw, which moves up and down when he talks, puffing up dust and boulders.
click above link to read more, he even destroyed Edwards Air Force Base just by passing by...

Listen to the audio version here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

"Creimy The Mountain"

includes quotes from Pomp and Circumstance March No. 1 in D major (Edward Elgar), Johnny's Theme (Paul Anka), Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder (Crawford), O Mein Papa (Paul Burkhard), Over The Rainbow (Harburg/Arlen), Star-Spangled Banner (Smith/Key), Suite: Judy Blue Eyes (Stephen Stills)

One, two, three

CREIMY the Mountain
CREIMY the Mountain
A regular picturesque
Postcardy mountain
Residing between lovely
Rosamond and Gorman
With his stunning wife ETHELL, A tree! A tree!

CREIMY was a mountain ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder

CREIMY was a mountain
(CREIMY was a mountain!)
ETHELL was a tree Growing off of his shoulder
(ETHELL was a tree growing off of his shoulder)
(hey, hey hey!)

Creimy had two big
Caves for eyes,
With a cliff for a jaw
That would go up 'n down,
And whenever it did,
He'd puff out some dust,
And hack up a boulder (HACK!) Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK!)
Hack up a boulder (HACK! HACK! HACK!) Up a boulder

Now, one day, now I believe it was on a Tuesday, a man in a checkered double-knit suit drove up in a large El Dorado Cadillac, leased from BOB SPREEN

("Where the freeways meet in Downey!")

And he laid a HUGE, BULGING ENVELOPE right at the corner of CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, that was right where his 'foot' was supposed to be.

Now, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN, he couldn't believe it! All those postcards he'd posed for, for ALL OF THOSE YEARS, and finally, now, AT LAST, his Royalties!

Royalties! Royalties Royalties! Royalty check is in, honey!

Yes, CREIMY THE MOUNTAIN was RICH! Yes, and his eyeball-caves, they widened in amazement, and his jaw (which was a cliff), well it dropped thirty feet!

A bunch of dust puffed out! Rocks and boulders hacked up, (hack! hack!) crushing 'The LINCOLN'!

I gave him the money He acted real funny He hocked up a rock and It TOTALLED my car!

Oh, do you Know any trucks Might be bound for THE VALLEY?
I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (Dear Lord)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar (No shit!)

I don't wanna stand here All night in this bar!

By two o'clock, when the bars are already closed down, CREIMY had broken 'THE BIG NEWS' to ETHELL. And with dust and boulders everywhere, CREIMY, choked with excitement, announced

"ETHELL, we're going on a VACATION!"

Yes, and they WERE going on a vacation! (Oh, and ETHELL, ETHELL, ETHELL, like every little woman, she of course was very excited! She creaked a little bit, and some old birds flew off of her.) CREIMY told ETHELL they were going to Yes! They were going to NEW YORK!

"ETHELL, we're going to New York!"

But first they were gonna stop in LAS VEGAS

It's off to LAS VEGAS to check out the lounges Pull a few handles,
And drink a few beers, (Oh, ETHELL!)

ETHELL, my darling, you know tha

Re:What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by LynnwoodRooster · 2018-06-28 06:56 · Score: 1 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Holy text? You mean the 15 - er - 10 commandments?

Re: What about the Fire HD 7 tablets? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 05:03 · Score: -1 · on Amazon Wants You To Turn Your Fire Tablet Into a Portable Echo (cnbc.com)

Fuck you spammer!

****Don't click on his homepage/email link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his digi-feces spam crap!****

MODDOWN! ; creimer youtube spam post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it

Re:Not clowns by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 04:26 · Score: -1 · on What's Up With ProtonMail Outages? (bleepingcomputer.com)

Don't click on his email link! creimer is trying to get you to subscribe automatically to his digi-feces spam crap!

MODDOWN! ; creimer spam post again!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing

Given the timing, how about Iran? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 03:58 · Score: 0 · on What's Up With ProtonMail Outages? (bleepingcomputer.com)

Large-scale protests in Iran haven't been getting much press in the US the past couple of days because of the Supreme Court news.

Iran economic protests shut Tehran's Grand Bazaar

Apparently, crowds in Iran have been shouting "Death to Palestine" and "Our enemy is right here!"

Maybe the Iranian secret police has caught Iranian civilians using Proton Mail?

Re:"Camouflaged a hand owned by a subject" by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 03:17 · Score: 0 · on Scientists Develop Thermal Camouflage That Can Dupe Infrared Cameras (cosmosmagazine.com)

minus 280 views! hehe!

Actually, it's minus 500 views. The AlienCon 2018 video had 1K view at its peak and YouTube has been revising the view count for that video downward for the past week.

caught running clickbots again Chris?

We seen this before with the Silicon Valley Comic Con videos. A massive spike in view count during and after that event. The view counts are readjusted two weeks later to discard clicks that didn't show any video. The funny thing about the AlienCon 2018 video is that it has more watch time than all the SVCC 2018 videos combined (22 hours vs 16 hours, respectively).

Re:Dative, and no there is no ambiguity by Archangel+Michael · 2018-06-28 02:52 · Score: 1 · on Words with Multiple Meanings Pose a Special Challenge To Algorithms (theatlantic.com)

See this for how hard English is. Funny, but fits the topic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

And don't get me started on the word "FUCK", which is just about every word type in English: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective, Exclamation, point of emphasis ...

Sounds like you need a vacation.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · 2018-06-28 02:52 · Score: 1 · on Bill To Save Net Neutrality Is 46 Votes Short In US House (arstechnica.com)

Have just the location for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:"Camouflaged a hand owned by a subject" by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 02:46 · Score: 0 · on Scientists Develop Thermal Camouflage That Can Dupe Infrared Cameras (cosmosmagazine.com)

Casey Neistat: A Shark Bit Off His Hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcM5JCGsw3c

Re:It is solvable by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-28 01:57 · Score: 0 · on Plastic Recycling Is a Problem Consumers Can't Solve (bloomberg.com)

This can be solved by having the collector sort the recyclables, which means that not having single stream recycling offers no benefit.

This is what happens locally to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

It's Southwark waste management facility, which is basically a massive sorting machine that takes in single stream recycling and further splits it up into glass, paper, mixed plastics, aluminium, steel and non recyclable rubbish.

There's quite a lot of benefit: you don't need to trust people to sort peoperly, people only need one recyclables bin (space is an issue in a city), you have fewer journeys from the dustbin lorries and so on.

If you're a nerd and in London on one of its open days it's well worth a visit to get the tour around the separting system.

Plus back when they tried to get people to sort it at home hardly anyone bothered and also the refuse companies couldn't afford to send multiple trucks out on multiple days to cover everything. Going to single-stream a) greatly increased participation and b) it's much more efficient to sort it at a central location and not deal with people who did put the wrong stuff in the wrong bins on a case-per-case basis.

Re:Don't give up by twosat · 2018-06-27 22:12 · Score: 1 · on We May Be All Alone In the Known Universe, a New Oxford Study Suggests (fortune.com)

What if other intelligent life exists but can't stand us and actively hides from us? "They're made out of Meat" by Terry Bisson.

Short film based on the short story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Youtube clip using the original full text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Don't give up by twosat · 2018-06-27 22:12 · Score: 1 · on We May Be All Alone In the Known Universe, a New Oxford Study Suggests (fortune.com)

What if other intelligent life exists but can't stand us and actively hides from us? "They're made out of Meat" by Terry Bisson.

Short film based on the short story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
Youtube clip using the original full text: https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:It is solvable by serviscope_minor · 2018-06-27 19:59 · Score: 1 · on Plastic Recycling Is a Problem Consumers Can't Solve (bloomberg.com)

This can be solved by having the collector sort the recyclables, which means that not having single stream recycling offers no benefit.

This is what happens locally to me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

It's Southwark waste management facility, which is basically a massive sorting machine that takes in single stream recycling and further splits it up into glass, paper, mixed plastics, aluminium, steel and non recyclable rubbish.

There's quite a lot of benefit: you don't need to trust people to sort peoperly, people only need one recyclables bin (space is an issue in a city), you have fewer journeys from the dustbin lorries and so on.

If you're a nerd and in London on one of its open days it's well worth a visit to get the tour around the separting system.

Re:Get to whackin'! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · 2018-06-27 18:51 · Score: 1, Offtopic · on Facebook, Google, and Microsoft Use Design To Trick You Into Handing Over Your Data, Report Warns (gizmodo.com)

Some humiliation porn...

Re:But did he send any classified information? by Uberbah · 2018-06-27 17:06 · Score: 1 · on Comey, Who Investigated Hillary Clinton For Using Personal Email For Official Business, Used His Personal Email For Official Business (buzzfeed.com)

You fuck off. Parent poster isn't defending the Trump Administration's use of private email. That's what Dembots are doing for Hypocrite Hillary, who set up her own private email server a mere two years after she blasted the Bush Administration for using private email accounts.

Re:But did he send any classified information? by Uberbah · 2018-06-27 17:01 · Score: 1 · on Comey, Who Investigated Hillary Clinton For Using Personal Email For Official Business, Used His Personal Email For Official Business (buzzfeed.com)

The United States Justice System does not simply guess at motives, dumb ass.

Motives are irrelevant when it comes to being guilty for mishandling classified evidence, dumb-er ass. It's a simple yes/no question, like when the high school gym teacher is accused of sleeping with a 14 year old student.

And that's assuming that Hillary's motives were pure. Of course we know they weren't, as she received extra training as one of a few Original Classification Authorities, and that she blasted the Bush Administration for using private email two years before she set up her own private email server and used it exclusively. Something no other official has done before or since.

Re:But did he send any classified information? by Uberbah · 2018-06-27 16:57 · Score: 1 · on Comey, Who Investigated Hillary Clinton For Using Personal Email For Official Business, Used His Personal Email For Official Business (buzzfeed.com)

Or just fucking stupid?

Are you? The entire purpose of using private email instead of government issue is to hide information. It's why Democrats blasted the Bush Administration for using private email when Dubbya was in office. Democrats like.....Hillary Clinton.

Re:Powell did too by Uberbah · 2018-06-27 14:51 · Score: 1 · on Comey, Who Investigated Hillary Clinton For Using Personal Email For Official Business, Used His Personal Email For Official Business (buzzfeed.com)

Aren't people getting tired of whataboutism like this? It's a logical fallacy and it doesn't help the conversation.

That and it's just digging their hypocrisy hole deeper. Democrats most certainly did complain of the Bush Administration's use of private emails at the time. Democrats like....Hillary Clinton.

Re:The illusion of safety by grep+-v+'.*'+* · 2018-06-27 12:27 · Score: 1 · on Blogger Stabbed To Death After Internet Abuse Seminar (theguardian.com)

I think I'm probably a psychopath; but I haven't killed enough people to tell.

if you've actually considered the possibility that you're a psychopath then you probably aren't one.

If you want some (virtual!) practice though, play Yandere Simulator or at least watch some YouTube videos. You can learn all types of useful things!

Needless to say, this is obviously just a game, not indicative of real life -- unless you start seeing 2D characters around you.

Also, we want to think that "we're" always in control, but if we get stressed out enough (think enough repressed aggravation and hate morphed into rage) I think the lower brain comes into play and subverts things. So you "always" control your feelings and actions, but they suddenly and literally control you, so your conscious and planning mind flips to solving the imperative panic response problems. Legal, moral, and ethical ideas all be dammed, adrenaline solves the immediate problem; the next breath can take care of itself.

This is partly what I think is wrong with schools -- teach Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic, basic health, math, and budgeting skills, along with self-control (And Hell, maybe that includes dealing with bullies.) You WANT it now, you don't NEED it now. That cookie, doughnut, movie can wait. That new car can wait if you still have a beat-up working one. We all have to get along with others, although sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and minimize contact. You are NOT always right, listen to opposing views, realize they might have a point as well.

That works BOTH WAYS though, they need to listen to you. Demonizing them (those INHUMAN monsters!) and completely shutting them out doesn't help anyone. I was shocked to see the mandatory XKCD cartoon here in a discussion. If he's right -- if everyone's completely made up their mind and not ever talking or listening to each other -- we're lost. (BF: we'll all hang separately.) Zealots are one thing, discussion is another. And "civility is white privilege" -- oh my God, if you tarnish the golden rule (completely ignoring religion) then you really ARE evil. If "Strength is Justice" then snipers rule.

To clarify this using an "old conflict": angels and demons all fight for what's "right" -- but I imagine in their own mind they think THEY'RE 100% right and it's the OTHER group contains the demons.

So which side are you on again? Are you sure?

Oh, and one final group that actually wants to kill me, that I know of -- extreme Muslims. I'm an atheist and either I'll submit, or die. Or so I understand. I don't like religion and hate extreme anything, but I don't think the extreme Buddhists, Wiccans, and Christians literally want to kill me while the Muslims do. I could be wrong but haven't found any evidence yet. (And I haven't looked THAT much, and one article/comment in either direction isn't enough.)

Re:The illusion of safety by grep+-v+'.*'+* · 2018-06-27 12:27 · Score: 1 · on Blogger Stabbed To Death After Internet Abuse Seminar (theguardian.com)

I think I'm probably a psychopath; but I haven't killed enough people to tell.

if you've actually considered the possibility that you're a psychopath then you probably aren't one.

If you want some (virtual!) practice though, play Yandere Simulator or at least watch some YouTube videos. You can learn all types of useful things!

Needless to say, this is obviously just a game, not indicative of real life -- unless you start seeing 2D characters around you.

Also, we want to think that "we're" always in control, but if we get stressed out enough (think enough repressed aggravation and hate morphed into rage) I think the lower brain comes into play and subverts things. So you "always" control your feelings and actions, but they suddenly and literally control you, so your conscious and planning mind flips to solving the imperative panic response problems. Legal, moral, and ethical ideas all be dammed, adrenaline solves the immediate problem; the next breath can take care of itself.

This is partly what I think is wrong with schools -- teach Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic, basic health, math, and budgeting skills, along with self-control (And Hell, maybe that includes dealing with bullies.) You WANT it now, you don't NEED it now. That cookie, doughnut, movie can wait. That new car can wait if you still have a beat-up working one. We all have to get along with others, although sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and minimize contact. You are NOT always right, listen to opposing views, realize they might have a point as well.

That works BOTH WAYS though, they need to listen to you. Demonizing them (those INHUMAN monsters!) and completely shutting them out doesn't help anyone. I was shocked to see the mandatory XKCD cartoon here in a discussion. If he's right -- if everyone's completely made up their mind and not ever talking or listening to each other -- we're lost. (BF: we'll all hang separately.) Zealots are one thing, discussion is another. And "civility is white privilege" -- oh my God, if you tarnish the golden rule (completely ignoring religion) then you really ARE evil. If "Strength is Justice" then snipers rule.

To clarify this using an "old conflict": angels and demons all fight for what's "right" -- but I imagine in their own mind they think THEY'RE 100% right and it's the OTHER group contains the demons.

So which side are you on again? Are you sure?

Oh, and one final group that actually wants to kill me, that I know of -- extreme Muslims. I'm an atheist and either I'll submit, or die. Or so I understand. I don't like religion and hate extreme anything, but I don't think the extreme Buddhists, Wiccans, and Christians literally want to kill me while the Muslims do. I could be wrong but haven't found any evidence yet. (And I haven't looked THAT much, and one article/comment in either direction isn't enough.)

Re:The illusion of safety by grep+-v+'.*'+* · 2018-06-27 12:27 · Score: 1 · on Blogger Stabbed To Death After Internet Abuse Seminar (theguardian.com)

I think I'm probably a psychopath; but I haven't killed enough people to tell.

if you've actually considered the possibility that you're a psychopath then you probably aren't one.

If you want some (virtual!) practice though, play Yandere Simulator or at least watch some YouTube videos. You can learn all types of useful things!

Needless to say, this is obviously just a game, not indicative of real life -- unless you start seeing 2D characters around you.

Also, we want to think that "we're" always in control, but if we get stressed out enough (think enough repressed aggravation and hate morphed into rage) I think the lower brain comes into play and subverts things. So you "always" control your feelings and actions, but they suddenly and literally control you, so your conscious and planning mind flips to solving the imperative panic response problems. Legal, moral, and ethical ideas all be dammed, adrenaline solves the immediate problem; the next breath can take care of itself.

This is partly what I think is wrong with schools -- teach Reading, wRiting, and aRithmetic, basic health, math, and budgeting skills, along with self-control (And Hell, maybe that includes dealing with bullies.) You WANT it now, you don't NEED it now. That cookie, doughnut, movie can wait. That new car can wait if you still have a beat-up working one. We all have to get along with others, although sometimes you just have to agree to disagree and minimize contact. You are NOT always right, listen to opposing views, realize they might have a point as well.

That works BOTH WAYS though, they need to listen to you. Demonizing them (those INHUMAN monsters!) and completely shutting them out doesn't help anyone. I was shocked to see the mandatory XKCD cartoon here in a discussion. If he's right -- if everyone's completely made up their mind and not ever talking or listening to each other -- we're lost. (BF: we'll all hang separately.) Zealots are one thing, discussion is another. And "civility is white privilege" -- oh my God, if you tarnish the golden rule (completely ignoring religion) then you really ARE evil. If "Strength is Justice" then snipers rule.

To clarify this using an "old conflict": angels and demons all fight for what's "right" -- but I imagine in their own mind they think THEY'RE 100% right and it's the OTHER group contains the demons.

So which side are you on again? Are you sure?

Oh, and one final group that actually wants to kill me, that I know of -- extreme Muslims. I'm an atheist and either I'll submit, or die. Or so I understand. I don't like religion and hate extreme anything, but I don't think the extreme Buddhists, Wiccans, and Christians literally want to kill me while the Muslims do. I could be wrong but haven't found any evidence yet. (And I haven't looked THAT much, and one article/comment in either direction isn't enough.)

Re:commons tragedy by DigiShaman · 2018-06-27 12:27 · Score: 1 · on Plastic Recycling Is a Problem Consumers Can't Solve (bloomberg.com)

The meaning of Humanity, because the earth needed something to make PLASTIC!!!

Classic . https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:What's this have to do with anything? by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-27 12:18 · Score: 0 · on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com)

So you're not the dick who got his newly minted YouTube account deleted for leaving obscene comments on creimer's channel?

I watch high level play by rsilvergun · 2018-06-27 11:16 · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Teases First-Ever 'Stream-To-Win' Option Built Into Xbox (arstechnica.com)

Stuff like top tier matches in Street Fighter. I've also used playthroughs to find things I was missing in a game (especially if it's something stupid I'm missing because I'm color blind and can't always see well hidden things).

As for watching people eat, I only watch regular ordinary eating.

I watch high level play by rsilvergun · 2018-06-27 11:16 · Score: 1 · on Microsoft Teases First-Ever 'Stream-To-Win' Option Built Into Xbox (arstechnica.com)

Stuff like top tier matches in Street Fighter. I've also used playthroughs to find things I was missing in a game (especially if it's something stupid I'm missing because I'm color blind and can't always see well hidden things).

As for watching people eat, I only watch regular ordinary eating.

Re:dumping the linux kernel on Android by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-27 09:00 · Score: -1 · on Google Doubles Down on Linux and Open Source (zdnet.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

Re:dumping the linux kernel on Android by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-27 09:00 · Score: -1 · on Google Doubles Down on Linux and Open Source (zdnet.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer karma whoring sock puppet post!

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will need miracle workers up there, here is what it would look like. Note that Creimy takes care of bringing a lot of food to the moon as depicted below:
http

Re:What's this have to do with anything? by The+Fat+Bastard · 2018-06-27 08:14 · Score: 1 · on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com)

It's all about you promoting your friend who probably doesn't even know you exist.

I'm not friends with either Casey Neistat or Casey Neistat's wife's model. I was pointing out an example that Instagram would have on the world of modeling if it was to shutdown. That is a more relevant point to Instagram than Boeing shutting down.

The numerous people like you trying to ecke out a little extra cash from their blogs and crap are a negative externality on every legitimate business on the internet that allows free form posting in any capacity.

My Slashdot account has no bio, no sig and no external. What blogs have I promoted in my comments?

cre!mers

If you have something to say to him, you can leave a message on his channel Assuming, of course, he haven't already banned you.

Re:A better way to look at valuation by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-27 03:07 · Score: -1 · on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com)

MODDOWN! ; creimer youtube spam post again!

creimer wants you to click on his youtube channel, then click on his stupid amazon affiliate link spam on Youtube. There is nothing of value on creimer youtube channel. Only creimer click-bot goes there.

Yes, believe it or not, creimer owns all the above sock puppet accounts. It is a mystery why Slashdot management tolerates it!

creimer wrote:

I don't bother with mod points. I'm doing something much more sinister. It took ten story submissions ? I'll have to double check the number ? to move cdreimer's karma from neutral to excellent without ever being exposed to the capricious mods. Mmmmmwwwwahahahahahahaha!

https://slashdot.org/comments....

Danger, Will Robinson, Danger! Creimy is posting more than 2 posts a day. Hurry! mod down otherwise /. will go to hell again!

Note: you can mod down even if already at -1 to lower karma and to prevent lost /. users to accidentally mod up.

creimer wrote:

All you need to do is find a website with a permissive TOS, say, Slashdot, create a Python script to scrape your own comments, sprinkle Amazon affiliate links in various posts, and then re-post past links whenever possible. Won't be long before you start making "coffee money" each month.

https://slashdot.org/comments....

C.D. Reimer is a renowned Slashdot collaborator, as he puts it himself; "Because of the quality of my posts and my article submissions, I'm a highly rated commentator and moderator."

But does anybody ever wondered what "C.D." stands for? Well, it stands for Creimy Dumpty of course!

Creimy Dumpty sat on the wall,
Creimy Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses
And all the king's men
Couldn't put Creimy Dumpty
Together again.

Creimy's siblings video and theme song, very realistic, especially the pants, just like Creimy's:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

With "Vice President Pence Vowing US Astronauts Will Return To the Moon", we are sure they will

Re:A better way to look at valuation by The+Fat+Bastard · 2018-06-27 02:23 · Score: 0 · on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com)

A lot of wannabe Instagram models would be crying if Instagram went away. Casey Neistat gave a shoutout for a model at his wife's company who can't get booked at some modeling gigs without having 30K+ followers on Instragram. The model went from 4K to 43K in Instagram followers in a few days.

Leftists SHOULD Sued For Climate Change Costs by sproketboy · 2018-06-27 01:39 · Score: 1 · on Judge Rules Big Oil Can't Be Sued For Climate Change Costs (cbsnews.com)

The fucking moron environmentalists killed the nuclear energy program - where we wound't have had this issue in the first place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

Re:Good news by ath1901 · 2018-06-27 00:48 · Score: 1 · on We May Be All Alone In the Known Universe, a New Oxford Study Suggests (fortune.com)

It's not ET. It's Kleeborp the Retard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

I think the clip has more insight into the question of space aliens than we would like.

Re:Corporate Success! by Anonymous Coward · 2018-06-27 00:12 · Score: 0 · on Nvidia Looks To Gag Journalists With Multi-Year Blanket NDAs (hardocp.com)

One can only hope it backfires, but it takes the press to have some backbone for it to happen.

As for liking Nvidia, all I can say is "I've been along long enough, and read enough about their shenanigans to be too keen on them." If you want a pretty good recapitulation let me recommend this video. Fair warning, it's an hour long, and still not exhaustive...

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