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  1. FUCK DRDINK THE GIMPY PEDO-FAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Conectiva Linux 9 Review
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  2. FUCK DRDINK THE GIMPY PEDO-FAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Conectiva Linux 9 Review
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  3. DRDINK, ASSFUCKER by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on AOL Blocking Spammers' Web Sites
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  4. DRDINK, ASSFUCKER by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on AOL Blocking Spammers' Web Sites
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  5. Re:FUD. by tofubar · · Score: -1 · on Apple to Add Free Screen Reader to Mac OS X

    drdink is also a gimp.

  6. DRDINK IS A STUPID FAGGOT PEDOPHILE by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  7. DRDINK IS A STUPID FAGGOT PEDOPHILE by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  8. FUCK DRDINK WHAT A FAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  9. FUCK DRDINK WHAT A FAG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic · on Debian Installer Beta 3 Usability Review
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  10. Re:huh? by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on Review Of Verizon's New Wireless Network
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  11. Re:huh? by rusty-nail+abortion · · Score: -1 · on Review Of Verizon's New Wireless Network
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  12. fuck you asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Overclocking Your Sega Genesis/MegaDrive
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  13. fuck you asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Overclocking Your Sega Genesis/MegaDrive
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  14. drdink, my gay lover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  15. drdink, my gay lover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on Robotcop III Set to Fight Crime in Hong Kong
    Sean Kelly, known to his pedophile IRC friends as drdink, was spending a normal Tuesday afternoon at work in the bowels of a nameless office at Creighton University. He sat hunched over his small terminal, one hand clutching a warm, flat can of Coke. The other occupied its usual position: down his pants, inside moist He-Man underwear, massaging the tiny member dangling in his loins. Perhaps a bit of background is needed at this point.

    Sean spent all his waking hours on IRC; he was a well known "operator" of the homosexual "chat room" #slashdot. In fact, Sean possessed great power over his IRC subjects, for not only did he operate #slashdot, he was an IRC operator as well. Sean smirked gleefully when he thought about his power over the IRC rabble, and took great pleasure in kicking them off and "K-lining" them. K-lining had become a masturbatory ritual for Sean--the banning of an innocent user coupled with subsequent jacking off gave him sexual thrills of the highest variety.

    Sean had spent the past few hours in his daily ritual of scouring the internet for child pornography while desperately trying to seduce young boys on Yahoo Chat. Suddenly his computer beeped at him.

    "What the fuck," he stuttered in his high-pitched, feminine voice, tinged with his genetic speech impediment.

    His IRC window was blinking. He moved his kiddie porn half way down the screen and looked to see a message from a gay lover.

    drwiii>> there's problems over in #kuro5hin right now

    drdink> omg wtf
    drwiii> some asshole "qpt" is piping messages from #crapfloodchan1, 2, 3 and #kuro5hin.org into the channel
    drdink> i don't FUCKING care. can't you tell i'm trying to download kiddie porn to share with you? #kuro5hin is a bunch of metros anyway. fuck that shit.
    drwiii> c'mon dinkie-poo, i got a big surprise for you if you'll deal with it... (slurp)
    drdink> ok fine goddammit

    Sean quickly deleted the #crapfloodchan group, and went into to #kuro5hin.org, the official Kuro5hin channel.

    drdrink> ok faggits what the FUCK is going on here!?!?!?!

    Michael_Jackson> nothing drdink, how are you on this fine, sunny afternoon?
    drdink> god-fucking-dammit Michael_Jackson did i ask for your opinion you SHITHEAD!!!
    Michael_Jackson> please accept my humble apologies drdink, i did not mean to offend you.
    drdink> THAT'S IT ASSFUCKER YOU DIE NOW
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.michealjacksonisp.com (nullo)
    gangsta> dude that wasn't very nice
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.gangstaisp.com (stfu and die)
    Weenus> ror
    * drdink set +b *!*@*.s.weenusisp.com (fagort)
    jizmak> hey drdink we're still friends, though right?
    drdink> FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM A GIMPY PEDO-FAG AND I LOVE IT

    And with that, Sean deleted and banned #kuro5hin.org. This excitement made Sean very aroused, and he quickly pulled his pants down to his ankles with his bony disfigured arm. His penis stood at full attention, a scant 3 inches, thin and curving violently to the right. He began to rub it with his withered, deformed hand, whispering a litany of curses against kurons and their ilk. His excitation grew and grew; as he reached his climax a pitiful droplet of semen dribbled onto his finger.

    Then, Sean's boss walked in.

    "Oh Sean, can you take this to the.. OH CHRIST! NOT AGAIN!!!!!" His face turned red and he immediately turned to face the wall once he saw what Sean was doing.

    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU'RE FIRED! YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THA

  16. Re:Good enough for production use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll · on FreeBSD 5.0-RC1 Now Available

    The "advice" given above is from a deviant, BSD-loving freakazoid named Sean Kelly.

    Take with a large grain of Epsom salt.

  17. Re:If I ever.. by drdink · · Score: 2 · on Slashback: Courseware, Warranties, Subscraption

    In my dealings with IBM, I received three refab drives in a row. The original drive, a 75GXP, died after a few months of usage. I RMA'd it and received a refab 75GXP as a replacement. This drive died within a month or so, and so I RMA'd it as well. Then, after more waiting I received another refab 75GXP from IBM which died within a week. Finally, after a bit of screaming, the fourth drive wasn't a 75GXP and is still working today. I'm still waiting for it to fail, though.