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Andover Marketing Revelado
streetlawyer submeteu uma ligação completamente surpreender: os staffers aparentemente desconhecidos de Andover.Net têm usado a característica offtopic undocumented da discussão no slash comunicar-se em Slashdot Marketing. A verdade é revelada de repente toda.Update: 04/01 03:37 by H : Or perhaps:streetlawyer submitted a completely surprising (connection?): apparently, unknown Andover.net staffers have been using slash's undocumented offtopic discussion feature to
communicate in Slashdot Marketing. All the truth is suddenly revealed.
Thank you.
Excellent point - honestly. Weekends typically have no news, and if we did anything real today, no one would believe. So - here we are.
Yeah, I'm that guy.
Hell, I just got bought out by AOL-Time-Warner. Woohoo.
Kan iemand dit alsjeblieft een +5 score geven. Eerste post met wat echte nieuws op Slashdot van daag!
i hate april 1.
I use Friend/Foe + mod-point modifiers as a karma/reputation system.
Okay everyone, if we think hard enough about it, the news will return.
News for nerds... News for nerds... News for nerds. News for nerds...
Urge to kill (malda)... rising....
If I killed Rob, would it make the front page of slashdot?
I thought it was a windows problem, so I called Micosoft Tech support
i ddenfromlusers/Win95rv4.iso i ddenfromlusers/Win98SE.iso
Well, that was your first mistake, right there...
They had me format my drive and reinstall Windoze, from the original floppies, 3 times.
Geez! Microsoft had you on the ropes, didn't they? Everyone knows that you can get the Windoze ISO images for "emergency reinstalls".
ftp://ftp.microsoft.com/techsupport/.../blind/h
ftp://ftp.microsoft.com/techsupport/.../blind/h
Jay (=
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with people?! Humor is not a crime!
Relax! If your brain crashes when exposed to unexpected input, that's not Slashdot's fault.
"Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law." --
See, this is the kind of thing the Internet was meant for... so that a bunch of Brazilians can come together to troll at Slashdot :)
Translation (to all skr1pt k1dd13z out there):
r0b sux d1k!!!!!!!!! lun1x kn k1$$ my @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!! $l@$hd0t 1z @ bunch 0f luz3rz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
Did they ever announce that intention anywhere?
Yes they did... when they got bought out by Handover.net. So, not in that many words, but it's very clear by now that is more than just "CmdrTaco and a bunch of friends running a web site".
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
Since today seems to be the official Internationalisation Day at Slashdot, your post will be replied to in three languages: English, Portuguese... and Skr1p7 K1dd13.
* Generally I would agree with you, but all things considered, that translation was actually better than average (at least better than all else I've seen from Babblefish). I still don't know where the "conexão" came from, but the rest actually does make sense if you know what it means.
* Concordaria com você em geral, mas, se levarmos o óbvio em consideração, essa tradução realmente estava melhor que a média (ou ao menos melhor do que tudo o mais que eu já vi no Babblefish). Eu ainda não sei de onde veio esse "conexão", mas o resto faz sentido se você sabe o que estavam querendo dizer.
* 1'11 r00t j00r @$$, m@1d@ j00 sux (@nd h3m0s kn k1$$ my @$$)!!! 1 m l337 h4x0r "conexão", @nd I'll b0 j00 @$$h0l3!!!
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
Estranho, sempre achei que você fosse alemão, não só pelo nome, mas por uns pontos de vista, em uma outra discussão.
Bem, o nome é judeu-alemão, mas eu sou brasileiro... carioca. E quanto aos pontos de vista - bem, eu não sei o que dizer... acho que já conheci alemães de toda e qualquer possível persuasão (sou muito amigo de um fascista ateu, em particular), mas fiquei curioso... de que modo meus pontos de vista te parecem caracteristicamente alemães?
Não acho muito respeitoso escrever em outro idioma que não o inglês aqui, mas como foram eles próprios que começaram esta baderna, vamos aderir, só por hoje.
Concordo... estou tentando tornar todos os meus posts hoje poliglotas... e um programa que, teoricamente, deve funcionar tanto em Scheme quanto em Perl...
A propósito, o que você quer dizer com resident no contexto acima?
"Frequentador", ou algo assim. Por quê?
(The obligatory translation for the skr1p7 k1dd13z follows.)
j00 m@m@ $0 ph@+ h3r b31+ $1z3 1$ +h3 3kw@+0r!!!!!!
0h y34h? ph34r my 4w3$0m3 h4x0r p0w3r!!!!!
n0 w@y!!!!!!!!!! m3$$ w1+ d@ b3$+, d13 l1k3 +h3 r3$+!!!!!!!!!!!
d00dz, y0w b10 l1k3z kmdr7@k0!!!
j00 $ux!!!!!!!!!
n0 w4y d00dz, Y0W $ux!!!!!!!!!!!!
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
Ok, the idea is: unknown staff members of Andover are using an undocumented slash feature to talk about Slashdot Marketing.
Lol
Mina en puhu Suomilainen.
(Wishes his parents tought him more Finn as a kid.)
Hey what's up with all the wierd shit on the web site. I don't get it. Oh, by the way I gave up on the music site -- working on something else now.
numb
1) Change your name to "Skip", "Chad" or "Rue Paul".
2) Start using words like "Synergies", "E-[everything]" and "Microsoft".
3) Sell all your computers [gasp] and buy a BMW. (cringe)
4) Open your scheduler (Not a PDA. you're too dumb to run it. you're in marketing now) and add these items once a week: "facial", "mancure", and "lobotomy".
I'm sure there are countless other changes needed to make them into marketing droids, but this is a good start.
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Don't know which Gods I've offended to draw moderator duty on April Fools Day, but it sure makes reading at -1 extra spicy.
This is like jury duty for a telivised trial with Jerry Springer acting as the judge.
Some people have a way with words, and some people, um, thingy.
Levando em consideração que o Brasil é o quinto maior país do mundo, e que a sua lingua oficial é incluída como parte dos serviços de tradução da babelfish, eu gostaria de ouvir as vozes dos brasileiros /.ters. Quantos somos? 0.0055%? For those of you who don't understand portuguese, I'll translate since babelfish doesn't do shit. Taking into consideration that Brazil is the fifth largest conuntry in the world, and that its official language (Portuguese) is offered as a translation service @ babelfish, I'd like to hear the voice of brazilian /.ters. How many of us are here? 0.0055%?
hey, that's when I say: fuhgedabowdit
Translation: /. readers.
CmdrTaco is a very smart hacker who likes to play funny and ingenious jokes on
Okay, fine. Funny. But having just read the last two "stories" at -1 flat it really shows if you put it out cheap, you get it back poor. It really shows what kind of posters are attracted to this banality - the puerile, wasteful and unconstructive. What a real pity those who are posting the stires can think of no better way to pass the day.
And did I gather that the translations are from Babel fish? Oh really, no style. At least maybe someone could have looked up a native speaker, or worked on some "prep school" french - or even Latin?
I'm looking forward to something to moderate up. Go on, annoy me. Put it below.
...Don't read /. on April 1. Now, if they'd replaced the banner ads for Linux with MS ads, and posted an article saying that VA had been bought by MS that would have been a good April 1 joke.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
1) Slashdot is not CNN or ABC. This is good. That's why you read it.
2) All posts bitching about today being a "waste of advertising dollars" are evidence that the post is a false statement. Think about it.
3) This is the funniest shit I've read on the net in years. A hell of a lot funnier then anything next to foot icon. Nice one slashdot!
Happy April 1, you fools! Be sure and check out the new addition to google!
Microsoft must be violating the DMCA. Don't you know, any attempt to get by the "Click here if you agree, you are SOL if you don't" prompt is a violation of the DMCA. Even if it is by the company that owns the copyright!
If you call 1-800-R-U-LEGIT, you may be able to get a $10,000 reward for turning them in.
Fight Spammers!
That's $2.99 a minute for 20 hours = $3588.00.
I'm going to have to forget that new dual pentium II machine.
Fight Spammers!
Having the stories in other languages is fun, draws attention to internationalism, lends an element of challenge to finding out what the stories are about, thus heightening the eventual laugh, and enables those of us who can speak other languages than English to feel a bit flattered and superior. Oh wait --- that's why most of you are complaining --- you're just jealous! ;-)
Oh, and to the guy who wrote the comment about Babelfish & Latin, 1) I refer you to my own comment on the previous story (poor latin), 2) Have I annoyed you yet (In either possible way)? ;-)
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He who fights and runs away,
...some kind of secret illuminati plot! Well that's what the fortune said anyway.
Oh hush . . and get LAID . . it's only ONE day out of the year . . and if you can't relax for one day without SlashDot then you got a bigger problem buddy.
you sound like a stock trader . . maybe even a manager somewhere . . .
Either way . . get the corn cob out of your of butt and relax . . .
How about if Slashdot just shuts down for the day . . . Let's pretend okay ? =)
MILL SURPRISE YOU NOT KNOW WHY CALL APRIL FOOL DAY. HAVE TO DO WITH CALENDAR.
BIG TIME AGO, PEOPLE THINK SUN-TURN START APRIL. THEY SAY, NEW SUN-TURN DAY APRIL ONE. THEN POPE COME, MAKE NEW SUN-TURN. SAY NEW SUN-TURN DAY JANUARY ONE. MANY PEOPLE FOLLOW POPE. BUT SOME WANT NEW SUN-TURN STILL START APRIL ONE, CLOSE TO START WARMING-TIME. PEOPLE FOLLOW POPE, CALL OTHER PEOPLE APRIL FOOL. THAT WHY CALL APRIL FOOL DAY. MILL NOT KNOW WHEN JOKES START. BUT MILL LIKE JOKES.
MILL DO THINK MANY POST IN WIERD TALK GO TOO FAR. ONLY NEED ONE FOR GOOD JOKE. TWO POST STILL GOOD. MANY POST BAD IF TOO HARD READ POST.
freshmeat.net did a much better April Fool's prank..
Check it out. It's better than what we've seen here so far..
Since we're all on the offtopic pursuit of doing horrible things to languages with Babelfish, I thought I'd share a little fun I had with it.
My original English phrase was a generic declaration of wannabe Linux pride:
I am a geek. I want to program things. Linux is the best. My computer is my friend. We are happy.
I've taken some German courses, so, a fairly straightforward German translation:
Ich bin ein geek. Ich möchte Sachen programmieren. Linux ist das beste. Mein Computer ist mein Freund. Wir sind glücklich.
Now, to make it ugly. Let's play with it a little...German back to English.
I am geek. I would like to program things. Linux is the best. My computer is my friend. We are lucky.
Odd how Babelfish can't handle the German adjective "glücklich". It was like, one of the first words I learned. Now, I don't speak Italian, but let's see what Babelfish does to it...
Sono geek. Vorrei programmare le cose. Linux è il la cosa migliore. Il mio calcolatore è il mio amico. Siamo fortunati.
And back to English.
Sono geek. I would want to program the things. Linux is the better thing. My calculating is my friend. We are fortunate.
Now Portuguese, which I also don't speak, but I want to see what Babelfish does to it.
Geek de Sono. Eu quereria programar as coisas. Linux é a coisa melhor. Meu cálculo é meu amigo. Nós somos afortunados.
Back to English.
Geek de Sono. I would want to program the things. Linux is the thing best. My calculation is friend. We are fortunate.
Ah well. This was completely offtopic, but if you're bored, it helps. Especially around here. Sure, moderate me down, but I had fun doing this.
Angry IT woman in big clompy boots. And talking lint!.
Being one of the resident Portuguese speakers, I present both an English translation and a proper Portuguese version (i.e., not that Babblefish crap).
streetlawyer submitted a completely surprising (connection?): apparently, unknown Andover.net staffers have been using slash's undocumented offtopic discussion feature to communicate in Slashdot Marketing. All the truth is suddenly revealed.
streetlawyer enviou uma (conexão?) completamente surpreendente: aparentemente, empregados desconhecidos da Andover.net têm usado a (feature) não-documentada de discussões fora de tópico do slash para se comunicar em Slashdot Marketing. Repentinamente, a verdade toda é revelada.
To the editors: your English is as bad as your Perl. Please go back to grade school.
I thought it was a windows problem, so I called Micosoft Tech support at 1-900-428-7448. They had me format my drive and reinstall Windoze, from the original floppies, 3 times. Then I had to get a new video card with a forreign language adapter.
Please have your attorney contact my attorney at Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.
Fight Spammers!
1. Always make your prank *believable*. If it is so stupid that nobody would believe it, you haven't fooled anyone.
2. Remember that the overall goal of April Fool's Day is to *FOOL* people. It isn't April Annoy The Hell Out Of People Day.
3. If you are a total geek and have no recognizable sense of humor, your prank might well suck. Try testing it out on a small sample population first, before unleashing it on everyone. If they look at you funny, shake their heads, and walk away, chances are you need to go back to the drawing board.
This sig is false.
You guys still don't get it do you?
For once the /. crew is trolling on you.
The really funny thing is that AC's are begging for mercy!