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Hump Day Quickies

Some useful stuff: An anonymous reader noted that AltaVista has opened Raging.Com which is a super fast minimal search engine without all that bloated portal crap. gi_wrighty noted that the winneers of the 5k HTML Contest have Been announced. Impressive minimalism. Soeren Staun-Pedersen noted that a new The Gimp User Group has come along. j1mmy pointed us to pictures of the new Lara Croft Model from E3. Yaruar sent us a story about Lego Filmsets that come with cameras for you do-it-yourselfers. If you don't want to make your own films, how about your own Mars Polar Lander Site? (Thanks Biff Studly). antiwesley sent us interesting insight into a typical geek cube. Speaking of things found in geek Cubes, BenTheDewpendent sent us a page that tracks tons of info on Mountain Dew and bob_jordan found pictures of upcoming Futurama Bender Action Figures (Not as cool as Nate's Picolo tho) Baloo Ursidae sent us a story about electricity generating shoes. Gorphrim sent us some Duron Parodies Finally some Slashdot references: DrFun (one of the original net comics) mentioned us in a recent strip, Someone noted that Geek Culture is selling First Post T-Shirts. QuasEye noted that someone registered hotgrits.org and ironically enough, is running Slashcode. And the WashPost ran an article on us which is mostly accurate. And to wrap things up, maxxon showed us the way to Crank Dot Net, which has stuff on all sorts of conspiracy theories and urban myths and other crazy stuffs on the net. Stuff like UFOs, the face on mars, Creationism, Scientology, antigravity, and perpetual motion and more.

179 comments

  1. "You'd make a great Lara Croft" by 512k · · Score: 1

    thats an....interesting thing for her father to be saying, anyone else think so? ----

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    1. Re:"You'd make a great Lara Croft" by tim_uk · · Score: 1

      Twat

    2. Re:"You'd make a great Lara Croft" by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps she's just rather well-endowed. After all, there're quite a few million people in Britain, and it's conceivable that one of them happens to be good looking, have large breasts (yes, those are separate items), and be willing to be Lara Croft, though perhaps I'm just being wilfully naive. She is 16, after all...for another 2 months.

    3. Re:"You'd make a great Lara Croft" by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      yes, I was definitely wondering about that... what a pervert :/

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      It's not what it is, it's something else.

  2. Where's the model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    I went looking for the Lara Croft model, but all I found were rendered stills. They show impressive skill with textures, but the lighting is at best amateur. Check out the specular highlights on the breasts, sheesh.

    So anyone know where that model is? I do hope it's made of splines. Polygonal meshes are so frumpy.

    1. Re:Where's the model? by G+Neric · · Score: 1

      It was Lucy Clarkson's father who first sensed the possibilities. "You'd make a great Lara Croft" he said to his daughter, as he took in yet another Nude Raiders screenshot...

  3. Attack of the Killer Thesaurus... by flieghund · · Score: 1

    I think this part of the Washington Post article says it all:

    ...the robust yeastiness of Slashdot.

    WTF? Yeah, whenever I think of Slashdot, I think of its robust yeastiness. Heh.

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  4. I have to agree a bit... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Searching for my name in both Raging and Google, I get more hits from Raging - including an obscure note that I was a contributor to an mtrek FAQ some time ago.

    I was a google convert for some time, but perhaps I'll switch back to Raging for a while...

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  5. Re:raging.com by waynem77 · · Score: 1

    No, you're right, it's not nearly as good. Google had a booth at the Harvard Square May Fair this past Sunday (in sunny Cambridge MA) and I stopped to chat with them. They asked me what I liked best about their engine, and I replied that whatever I was looking for was usually in the top 4 or 5 results returned. I've done a few searches with Raging, and it doesn't come close to Google's accuracy.

    Sure is blindinly fast, though.

  6. robust yeastiness by jetpack · · Score: 2

    The washington post says /. is full of robust yeastiness. I had a g/f with that problem ... I'm not sure of the connection to /., but I'm sure it must mean something ;)

  7. Re:wow... by AnarchoFreak_00 · · Score: 1
    too bad she has brown eyes

    Huh? Do we really still live in a society where eye colour make so much difference?

  8. HotGrits will overtake slashdot!!! by ilduce · · Score: 1

    It is the greatest site on all the internet. Slashdot will now sucombe to the power of the Troll. Natalie will triumph (petrified by grits of course).

  9. You don't understand Altavista by VAXman · · Score: 1

    If searching for your name in Altavista brought up garbage, then you didn't perform the search properly. Altavista supports phrases so you can search for "first_name last_name", and it will bring up all pages with that phrase. Try doing THAT with google. Alternatively you can search for "first_name near last_name" (without quotes) and it will bring up instances where they are close. Again, try that on google.

    Google is good for people new to the inernet, and for people who want to be trendy and fashionable, but for seasoned internet users doing serious searching, Altavista is by far the best on a technical basis, because it lets you do what it wants and doesn't have stupid AI in the background. Google is only good for doing the simplest most general searches, but for anything serious it is worthless. Of course, this is to be expected since DEC built Altavista.

    1. Re:You don't understand Altavista by Kris_J · · Score: 2
      You know what I like about this thread? The fact that we're discussing Google and Altavista like there are no other search engines. I wouldn't want to be Yahoo, Excite, Lycos or any of the others because it looks like the /. community doesn't even acknowledge their existance...

      (PS the hidden inference in this post is that both Google and Altavista are perfectly fine. I use both - but no others)

    2. Re:You don't understand Altavista by Zagadka · · Score: 1
      If searching for your name in Altavista brought up garbage, then you didn't perform the search properly. Altavista supports phrases so you can search for "first_name last_name", and it will bring up all pages with that phrase.

      Google does support phrase searching. If you search for:
      foo bar
      you get pages with "foo" and "bar". But if you search for:
      "foo bar"
      You'll get pages containing the phrase foo bar.

      As for "near", Google already uses that when ranking things. In the first example, pages with "foo" near "bar" would be ranked higher than ones where they were far apart (all other things being equal).

      Google also lets you use "-" as a logical not. The only thing it's really missing is logical "or", but for that you can do multiple queries. Maybe you should read Google's Search Tips page.

      I used to use Altavista. When I first found out about Google I started using it when Altavista failed to find what I was searching for. I was impressed by the results, so I started going to Google first, and Altavista afterwards if I couldn't find what I was looking for with Google. After a while I noticed that if Google couldn't find it, Altavista almost never would.
  10. Raging is no Google by Hollins · · Score: 2

    Alta Vista used to be the last serious search engine that didn't throw a bunch of extraneous crap at you. Then they joined the portal bandwagon.

    Thankfully google came along and likely stole a lot of Alta's disillusioned followers. Now they want us back with a 'minimal' search engine that is not as feature rich or effective as google.

    I'll stick with the folks from Stanford.

  11. Now this is a well-lit cube! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    Here's a 360 degree view of a cube I used to work in, with six halogen lamps all lit up.

    It's actually pretty spartan compared to my current office, but some of the more interesting things (some of them a bit fuzzy, sorry!) are:

    Tick figure & Tick Steel Box.

    Stuffed Duke.

    Various Wallace & Grommit stuffed animals.

    Oracle beanie - "Propel yourself onto the Internet!"

    IR headphones to listen without cords (actually I hate headsets, IR or not) .

    Mandatory Dogbert.

    Roomarang for improving hand-eye coordination.

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    1. Re:Now this is a well-lit cube! by mcolin · · Score: 1

      This is NOT flamebait. I just can't understand how you in the States can work in these Cubes. There's hardly enough space to breathe! It looks like some sort of human zoo to me. In fact, I find it inhuman. You're all piled into those rooms and there's no chance to get some silence to work in, phone's ringing everywhere, people running around, shouting etc. Why don't you get together and DO something about those conditions? I for one know I wouldn't even look at my work, if I didn't have my own office by myself, where I can lock the door, reroute the phone and get some quiet to work in.

    2. Re:Now this is a well-lit cube! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it! I was only in that thing for six months, but I really coulnd't stand it - the rest of the time I've had offices.

      You are exactly right about the problems with the work conditions - headphones help, but not much. You do sometimes just need to shut the office door and be by yourself...

      That's why I now refuse to work anyplace that does not offer offices, or at least a near-term promis of offices.

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  12. speaking of hotgrits.org by Error27 · · Score: 1

    http://hotgrits.org
    http://slashdot.com
    http://slashdork.org
    http://smashdot.org
    http://crashdot.org
    http://splashdot.org //not set up yet...
    http://trashdot.org
    http://slapdash.org
    http://slashnot.org
    http://slashrot.org //not set up yet...
    http://slashpot.org
    http://slashbot.org

    (all of them run on BSD or Linux btw. Linux is just slightly more common than BSD)

  13. electricity generating car tires... by ndege · · Score: 1

    Instead of making shoes that generate electricity, why not somehow integrate this technology into a car tire. I am just courious as to how much electricity 4 tires running at 65mph down the interstate would generate if 3-4 watts could be generated by walking. What about an 18 wheeler?


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  14. Moderator Hopped up on Meth-amphetamines.. by PopeAlien · · Score: 1

    Mayhaps my odd sense of humor is ill-appreciated.. or someone started moderating without reading..

    Guh.

  15. Re:On the Washington Post Article - /. Power? by Wah · · Score: 2

    I thought it was good article. At least it put Katz in the right light. "It's a throwback kind of thing." Yea, a throwback to the campfires of old, where 100,000 hackers and hangers on from around the world, would sit back, relax, and bullshit about the hunt^H^H^H^Hworld. ;-)

    They try and downplay the whole phenom at the end, but that's cause they still don't get it. Heck, they wouldn't even let me contribute my own content. Don't they know that Rob and Jeff got those millions two cents at a time.

    Anyway, there's two more. Congrats guys, the new servers rock......although I have seen a couple things today that kinda scare me....G27.org got the hack

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  16. Re:lara croft girl by jschauma · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know for a fact, but I'm sure that every girl of age 16 can get breast-implants if the parents agree and the the doctor sees no risk for the girls health.

    Of course, every girl of pretty much any age has a right to *breast-reduction* if she has health-problems due to the weight of her jugs, but I guess that's not the case here, hmm? ;-)

    I certainly support girls getting implants if it makes them happy...

    -Jan

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  17. Re:Do not down-moderate Signal 11's posts! by medicthree · · Score: 2
    so I'm not going to cry if my Karma goes down a bit.

    A bit? Hmm...ask a the poster in sid=moderation whose karma went from 52 to -9 overnight, had his default post level changed to -1, and had all his previous posts changed to -1. Pretty darn unfair if you ask me. CmdrTaco should make this public if he's doing it.

  18. Her age by drivers · · Score: 2

    Her name is Lucy Clarkson
    She's from England
    Her measurements are 32DD, 25, 36
    Her boyfriend is an avid Tomb Raider player, and is more excited about this than she is.


    You forgot to mention... she is 16 years old.
    No really, she is.

  19. shouldn't you build the Polar Lander... by imac.usr · · Score: 2

    out of A4 card stock? :-]

    And please, tell me the "interface" for the Lego moviemaking kit is FireWire!

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  20. Woohoo! by Kiz315 · · Score: 1

    More quickies! Keep 'em coming, they rock!

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  21. 4r3 7h3 31337 7r011 d00dz... by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 1

    still going to on and on about Natalie Portman, or are we going to start seeing posts like "i 4M 4 L00cy C14arK W00mb r4id3r"? Only time will tell.

  22. Re:that's a typical geek?! by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    Sadly some of us get overriden because our wimpy coworkers absolutely MUST have flourescent lights, and complain to our bosses about it. (I've got two perfectly good halogens right here, but there's no point in using them as long as the damn f.l. is on)

    (Worst Quickies Ever ;)

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  23. More for me! by 8Complex · · Score: 1

    Personally I LIKE it when people don't like the chicks that aren't ultra-skinny... it just leaves more for me!! ;-)

  24. Re:relitive links would be nice... by Bodero · · Score: 1

    I like AltaVista's new Raging Search, but it still uses their same old algorithm. I still made an additional javascript bookmarklet in Navigator 4.73 for javascript query entries to raging.com, but I'll continue to use Google, as their results are always much better than anything else I've tried. I'll use raging search for those unique times when I'm searching for something along the lines of "feet to meter conversion" and Google filters out the 'to', though ;)

  25. Another slashdot reference in the media by Wench · · Score: 2

    This article in the fluffy technology section of the Sydney Morning Herald discusses Intel's future in moving away from the Wintel alliance.

    They say: Intel's first foray into box-building is something totally out of the box - a low-cost Internet access device ... The prototype, codenamed EON ("edge of network" device), runs the free Linux operating system and the Web browser Mozilla, which in turn is based on Netscape's Navigator rather than Microsoft's Internet Explorer.
    and illustrate it with a piccie of said device showing a slashdot page.

    Sadly the web version of the article is missing the illustration.

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  26. 5k 2nd place site by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

    The second place site in the 5k contest is my favorite. My only fear, however, is that we may be seeing the newest version of Microsoft Paint.

  27. Re:Random Wibblings by Kris_J · · Score: 2
    Ooo, are we plugging stuff? Then I'd like to mention my new MP3.com station at radio.krisjohn.net. It's so new that the wrapper is still on the floor near my feet.

    Oh, and regarding that geek cube - to my mind fluoros are okay as long as you've got natural light, but no geek cube is complete without a Bang & Olufsen phone. Block mobile interferance too.

  28. Re:WashPost Picture by GenCuster · · Score: 1

    What page and section was it in? I have relatives in the DC area, and I want to have them read it.

    Thanks.

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  29. Lara crot model by ruppel · · Score: 1
    A year later it was Eidos Interactive's turn to recognise that the model from Rotherham in Yorkshire had the requisite attitude, looks and - let's face it - physical dimensions to fill the star of the Tomb Raider series' famous boobs.

    Nice freudian slip:)

  30. Re:hotgrits not running slashcode by medicthree · · Score: 1

    there's a version of slashcode available in php.

  31. Re:***Correction on Hotgrits.org story*** by QuasEye · · Score: 1
    Huh, I did not know that. I stand corrected again.

    "If I removed everything here that I thought was pointless, there would be like two messages here."

  32. Re:Guess I'm not a typical geek... by Kris_J · · Score: 2

    Alrightly then - my desk list, in no particular order (but kinda left to right); 2 digital cameras (Ricoh & Kodak), external CD drive for toshiba portable, a bunch of NiMH rechargable batteries, a pile of business cards (ick, paper), Jet direct drivers for NT (outdated), little plasic fan to keep my Ultralight cool, Sony speakers, Bang & Olufsen phone, Sharp Actius 150 Ultralight, Meoweth, USB hub, NiMH charger, mirror to use my TRGpro at different angles when IR-connected to Ultralight, TRGpro (with 128MB CF card!), carry bag for ultralight (won't go into contents), spare cables, spare monitor, assorted hardware and software packaging in various states of being opened, brand spanking new HP Netserver E60, shelves filled with crap (manuals, dead phones, more paper - ick). Pinned to cube walls; Space calendar, a couple of Dilbert cartoons ("The timeline is on this mobius strip"), more assorted crap (including a bochure with a CD-single sized CD). Wasn't that fun...

  33. mountain dew... by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

    I know that Mountain Dew may be the drink of choice for many of you out there...but I find it a bit lackluster myself. I prefer the cool, sharp effervescence of Vernor's brand Ginger Ale. Vernor's is as close an approximation to piss yellow Listerine as humanly possible, but with the wonderful addition of bubbles.

    Admittedly, it has no caffeine. Certainly you can't hold that against it.

  34. Re:Nitpicking: Lara Croft Model Gun Boo-boo by nomadic · · Score: 2

    The new Lara model is definitely hot, but I couldn't help notice the gun boo-boos here...image 1 and image 3 show Lara with her finger on the trigger. You always, always, always keep the finger off of a trigger unless it's pointed at something you want to shoot.

    Actually, I wasn't paying attention to that part of the picture...

    OK, OK, I know, I'm being nitpicky. But fess up, how many of you nitpicked Hackerswhile you were watching it? :)

    Following the same logic, not when Angelina Jolie was on the screen I didn't...

  35. raging.com (and better search enging interfaces) by adrien · · Score: 1

    the AltER Vista project is a similar hack made by myself, (not sopnsored by altaviata) and still has some important interface improvements...

    There is also an AltER Vista Advanced Search interface and a Babelfish Traduction intereface...

    nice to see they were paying attantion ;-)

    finally, a company who realizes that there are people who want to do something, and do not want to be blasted with a million banner ads and portal bullshit e.commerce weblog buy button whatnot...


    adrien cater
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  36. Re:Huge Lara JPEG's by ndege · · Score: 1

    lots of secret messages encoded inside!!
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  37. that's a typical geek?! by Signal+11 · · Score: 3
    He looks like that comic-book seller in The Simpsons!

    Here's the dead giveaway that he's not a geek: flourescent lighting. Every geek I know who works in an office has poked out the lighting above their cubes (light.. pain.. bad!), myself included. Real Geeks use lava lamps, candlelight, or even the Glow Of the Blessed CRT Monitor.. but flourescent? Man.. no way.

    1. Re:that's a typical geek?! by antiwesley · · Score: 1

      Actually, that picture was taken with the lights turned off like they normally are. I've been running the Christmas light motif since Thanksgiving. This was actually my second cubicle, after they moved me into a converted office area. I now spread the lights over 3 cubes, where it used to be my one cube. And there were many things NOT pictured. The computer/monitor is covered with Star Trek Micro Machines, A couple NASCAR Hot Wheels, and a GIANT Gojira. Also on the wall behind them are my signed pictures from people such as Claudia Christian, Caroline John, Wendy Padbury and Gates McFadden. My wall of ISP info is lit by a reading lamp with a BLUE light bulb. What looks like FL is the reflectors from said lighting reflecting the light from the flash bulb. And as to my claim of being a 'geek'... If you've heard of the "Make your own Hostess Ads" web page, that's mine. I didn't say I was a TECHNO geek.. just a geek. Plain and simple. From the Eighth Dimension no less.

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    2. Re:that's a typical geek?! by antiwesley · · Score: 1

      I also have to point out on a side note... Number 31: aka "Josh" That is the other famous "Slashdotter" in the building. Josh is better known as "Halkun" aka the Playstation Documentation Project guy. Just an FYI.

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    3. Re:that's a typical geek?! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Everyone I've ever known that was a decent programmer hates FL light...

      I thought it was just plain "hates light", regardless of color, creed, etc.

      But most especially that big round super-bright one that goes across the sky while we sleep, and motivates much blanketing of windows and the like. (Perhaps because that one is designed on the heretical notion of roundness, rather than being properly screen-shaped.)

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    4. Re:that's a typical geek?! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Sossy, that is not a geek... that is known as a troll (not the typical usenet troll mind you.) Geeks, are much cooler, and know that they cant go to work looking like a slob. (T-shirt yes! but it has to fit, and be clean!) and if anyone has a towel in their cube, This would be instant female repellant as all wonders WHY does this person need a towel??

      Gawd, this looks like the wierdow's I played D&D with back in the 80's... They always like anime, espically female anime... as that's the closest they'll ever get to a breast in their life.

      And I was kicked out of playing D&D because I didnt "fit in" by their specifications.. THANK GOD!

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    5. Re:that's a typical geek?! by webslacker · · Score: 1

      Haha, are you still running your monitor at 60hz? :)

    6. Re:that's a typical geek?! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      I know what you mean. In my current office, I have undone the flourescent lights in the ceiling and work either by indirect light during the day, or the monitor + christmas tree lights that burn eternally in my office (well, eternally since Christmas, at any rate!)

      At my old office, I used to collect company disbursed halogen lamps (it was an office in Boulder, and thus much enlightned) from departing co-workers, and at one point had seven halogen lamps in a cube that I could activate at once to blot out any sunlight that made it my way, and also to provide a fine heat source.

      I have a 360 degree picture from that cube, it was a lot more impressive than the one shown! If only I had it on the web somewhere...

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    7. Re:that's a typical geek?! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      It's quite the cliche, but "It's funny because it's true". Everyone I've ever known that was a decent programmer hates FL light...

      Oh, you like FL light? Er, sorry, I guess good programmers can work with them on, my mistake... *rolls eyes*

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  38. Re:raging.com? why bother? by The+Good+Reverend · · Score: 1

    You use Raging.com because it's a hell of a lot shorted to type than http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query?text. Better looking, too. That's no. No other reason.

    The Good Reverend

  39. raging.com by Quikah · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, tastes like google.

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    1. Re:raging.com by Zach+Garner · · Score: 1

      try lynx -useragent=Netscape www.raging.com

      You can replace Netscape with what you want (maybe a little message demanding the stop their lynx hatred).

      ^Z

    2. Re:raging.com by TonyPyGarthno · · Score: 1

      try Inference Find, its a meta engine thats not that bloated at all....

    3. Re:raging.com by nebby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but unfortunately it's not as good. The way I tested it was by doing a search for my name. Google spits out my webpage, the band's page I'm in, the Cirque Cat linux driver I helped write, and some pictures of me at Stevens. Altavista's new thing spit out other stuff that was stupid and had nothing to do with myself.

      Maybe I'm being a bit too conceited :)

      modern day geek.

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  40. Re:Guess I'm not a typical geek... by linuxonceleron · · Score: 1
    Oops...i forgot my Sharp MD-MT15 and the stack of memorex minidiscs next to it, along with my copy of The Dilbert Future, and my Structure can that has a bunch of change in it. I've also got a Ty bean animal that looks like the GNU gnu. Also a stack of CDs, floppy discs, a bottle of ReNu contact lens cleaner, a script to a play for school, a copy of The Matrix on DVD, a pair of IDE CD-ROMs, a D-Link 10BaseT hub, and to my right an aging Sharp 20" TV that i got at a yard sale about 2 years ago, whew!

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  41. Re:On the Washington Post Article - /. Power? by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2
    (This will teach me to check the homepage before submitting a story. Oops! Sorry guys. Then again, I don't think this should have been in the quickies...)

    Anyway, I wonder how many people are trying to find slashdot.com right about now...?

    As long as CmdrTaco is running the show, I don't have any doubt that /. will remain the "success" it is. Now if he loses editorial control... it's all downhill.
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  42. sorry to sound like this... by debugdave · · Score: 1

    ... but if you look at Lara Crofts "Vital Statistics" it says she is a 32 DD....and if you look at her pics.... well....thats a lie...unless thats like 32 pixels.... oh well, just thought id share...

    djsw

  43. raging.com by Mason · · Score: 1

    Very cool. I almost stopped using AltaVista because of the silly banner ads and shopping add-ons and stuff, but this looks like it's just right. Very cool. Google-like interface, but with AltaVista's syntax.
  44. Geek Cube? Bahahahah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Lookit the simpering fatass, slumped over and sweating pure bacon grease.

  45. No wonder they lost it by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2

    How could NASA seriously expect a space probe made out of paper to get all the way to Mars and work? They could have at least used cardboard or foamcore or something a bit sturdier.

    Next up, Venus Origami Probe...

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  46. Glad they went with the... by Rombuu · · Score: 1

    ...First Post shirt cause I'm sure there wouldn't be much demand for a shirt displaying someone pouring hot grits down their pants...

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    1. Re:Glad they went with the... by jbarnett · · Score: 1


      actucally there where "pour hot grits in my pants" shirt, but they where took off the market when people started getting seriouly injured and thrid degree burns on their legs...

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  47. ***Correction on Hotgrits.org story*** by QuasEye · · Score: 2
    On second look, it does not appear that hotgrits.org is running Slashcode, instead using a clever counterfeit written in PHP. Course, I'm not sure why they'd reinvent the wheel like that, but, hey, whatever works for them.

    Mea culpa

    "If I removed everything here that I thought was pointless, there would be like two messages here."

    1. Re:***Correction on Hotgrits.org story*** by Anomalous+Canard · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the site is *much* to broken to be Slash. (Selecting Nested and hitting the Change button brings up the reply page.

      Anomalous: inconsistent with or deviating from what is usual, normal, or expected

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    2. Re:***Correction on Hotgrits.org story*** by Zach978 · · Score: 1

      They didn't reinvent the wheel, PHP-Slash has been around for a while..

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  48. raging.com is cool, but... by jesser · · Score: 1
    what was wrong with http://av.com/?text ?

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  49. Re:First Moderation, now Censorship by Rombuu · · Score: 1

    Goodbye... no one will miss you.

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  50. Mars Polar Crater Model by kzinti · · Score: 2
    If you don't want to make your own films, how about your own Mars Polar Lander Site?

    Make my own Mars Polar Lander Site? You mean I can have my very own smoking hole in the ground? Instructions:
    1. Take a plain block of styrofoam.
    2. Paint it rusty red.
    3. Set your blowtorch on "crater" and apply to the center of the red landscape. Kids -- get an adult's help!
    Optional: add flakes of almuminum and gold foil.

    --Jim
  51. Raging.com == Google.com ?! by alexburke · · Score: 1

    The moment I laid eyes on this, it *screamed* Google.

    The logo looks like it belongs on a soft drink bottle. (Sunkist, anyone? Ooh, wait... Orangina! That's it!)

    Apart from that, though, if I can get Altavista's thorough results without the bloat, count me in!

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  52. Raging.com sucks by xmedh02 · · Score: 1

    Raging: Text-only Page
    We're sorry. Raging.com does not support text-only browsers. For a superior text-only search, please visit AltaVista.

    Why do they need an extra text version for a lightweight search engine, which is ideal for text browsers as it stands, anyway? And besides, this appears only in lynx, it works fine in links and w3m (in case you don't know, cool lynx-like text browsers that can do tables, look them up at freshmeat).

  53. Lucy / Lara and trigger fingers by jcwren · · Score: 1

    Someone needs to teach that woman how to put a finger on a trigger.
    Use the pad of the finger, not the 2nd joint. Much better control.

  54. Re:Spielberg & Legos? by luckykaa · · Score: 1

    It doesn't say, although the chances are the camera will be a standard video capture card which willprobably have Linux and BeOS drivers.

  55. It works in w3m by yerricde · · Score: 2

    It works fine in the w3m text browser, which can do tables properly. I use w3m in an rxvt terminal when I don't have the ram to spare to run the Nutscrape browser, or when I am sharing files with gnapster and want to save bandwidth.

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    1. Re:It works in w3m by Zach+Garner · · Score: 1

      its not a question of tables, raging.com looks for lynx browsers and denies them access. I guess the w3m browser isnt popular enough to draw their attention to it... (not saying its bad or anything, i've never used it)

      ^Z

  56. So Rob has adult supervision :) by RPoet · · Score: 2
    According to http://washingtonpos t.com/wp-dyn/articles/A37362-2000May9.html:

    The boys [/. authors] do have some adult supervision: Robin Miller, managing editor of all Andover sites, makes sure that Slashdot's articles are grammatical and libel-free, and not spelled with the numeric-letter mixture ("D00D!!! LET'S RIP SOME WAREZZZ!") that characterizes much geek typing.

    It's nice to hear that w/o Andover, /. would fast become a warez trading site if Rob had his way ;)
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  57. Troll Homepage - Sign of the Apocalypse by Digital+Mage · · Score: 1

    Then I saw in the right hand of him who sat on Slashdot the code with writing on many files and sealed with tar and gzip. And I saw a mighty angel proclaiming in a loud voice, "Who is worthy to break the seals and execute the code?" .... Then one of the elders said to me, "Do not weep! See HotGrits.com of the tribe of Trolls, the scourge of Slashdot has triumphed. They have run the code and its many files.

  58. Re:First Moderation, now Censorship by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

    Well, get yourself an abuse account and mark yourself up.

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  59. Google by TheGeek · · Score: 1

    Gee, this doesn't rip off Google at aaaaaallllllll.
    TheGeek

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  60. Google's syntax is really nasty by Pentagram · · Score: 1

    It "helpfully" filters common words out of your searches, making it a real bitch to look for some phrases. You can get around this by adding a + to the common words... but if you use one in front of a non-common word, it strips them all out. This alone has got me searching for a new engine: I think I may have found it. I can live with no caches and non-intelligent searches.

    1. Re:Google's syntax is really nasty by ottffssent · · Score: 2

      Just stick the whole damn thing in quotes. They don't (that I can find) have a good explanation of how it all works, like Altavista does, but they consistently return much better results, which makes it more than worthwhile, unless I have a very specific boolean search to do, in which case it's Altavista all the way.

      I've got an entry for the 5k html contest, BTW. I downloaded the google page, saved it to the HD, and pared it down to the bare essentials. No graphics, one line, consisting of the entry box and the two buttons. It's under 300 bytes, and is completely correct HTML. I could probably strip another 100 off it if I got rid of HTML, BODY, and the javascript to auto-focus the search box (though that's damn convenient). In fact, getting rid of one of the search buttons and other paring, I'll bet I could get it down to less than 100 bytes.

      Well, this post sure wandered, didn't it. Anyway, ignore this part and keep the useful suggestion about using quotes. And bug Google about documenting how their parser works, and we might get some good documentation.

    2. Re:Google's syntax is really nasty by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      Yes, replying to one's own post is tacky. So what?

      Anyway, I can only get it down to about 150 bytes. If I could post it to google instead of their opener, I could lose the "http://www.google.com" and just leave "/search", so that'd be 21 fewer bytes...

    3. Re:Google's syntax is really nasty by Pentagram · · Score: 1

      Why even bother with a web site? Just hack the URL if you really want to lose kb...

      Stick it in quotes? What do you mean?

      eg...

      Search: [ tutorial "how to hack perl" ]

      Results: (how, to ignored as these are common words. Use + to include these in a search) ...

      Search: [ tutorial "+how +to hack perl" +string ]

      Results (how, to ignored as these are common words. +'s stripped from your search as you included it in front of a non-common word) ...

      AAAAAAAaaaaaaarrrggghh!!!

  61. Futurama and DeCSS? by diaphanous · · Score: 1

    Every week Futurama has a tongue-in-cheek caption in their title sequence. The best one ever came a few weeks ago (I don't remember what episode it was preceded) It read:

    Coming soon to illegal DVD

    I fell off the sofa laughing when I saw this, assuming it was an allusion to the DeCSS lawsuits, (especially funny since Fox, as a member of the MPAA, is involved in the persecution.

    I can't seem to locate a framegrab of it on the net on the moment so if anyone knows where to find one please post a link.

  62. laura croft by small_dick · · Score: 1

    the photos are lame cuz my crack addict neighbors have scarier weapons that that. get some real props.

    2medium.jpg -- okay, never, ever pose her with her legs cocked like that again.

    with better props, and IF she has a a good mixture of script, director and attitude, she can make it. in other words, this will be a failure.

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    1. Re:laura croft by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 2

      Ah but it does matter. She's not really that great looking and to be honest it takes away from the whole atmosphere of the game.

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    2. Re:laura croft by BriteNite · · Score: 1

      Script? Director? This is just EIDOS' new booth-babe for e3 and the gaming rags, not the actress for the movie. Pay attention.

  63. The Slashdot article on WashPost is dumb by Chairboy · · Score: 1
    Here's an excerpt:
    The boys do have some adult supervision: Robin Miller, managing editor of all Andover sites, makes sure that Slashdot's articles are grammatical and libel-free, and not spelled with the numeric-letter mixture ("D00D!!! LET'S RIP SOME WAREZZZ!") that characterizes much geek typing.

    This is idiotic! The numeric-letter mix that this article refers to is exclusively the use of nitwit Hacker-wannabes.

    Also, what's the deal with Slashdot having 'adult supervision'. Que? Malda and Bates are both 23, not pre-teens. 23 is middle-aged if not nearing retirement in the Internet-Economy.

    This article is obviously written by an artifact of the old media. It's kinda funny, if you think about it, a relic from the old media writing a semi-accurate article about the new media... A question, is the condescending tone part of an unconcious defense mechanism?

    1. Re:The Slashdot article on WashPost is dumb by Roblimo · · Score: 4

      The "adult supervision" thing is an in-joke. I'm so much older than everybody else who writes for Slashdot (except for Jon "gasbag" Katz) that I might as well be the scoutmaster of Geek Troop # 64.28.67.48.

      Think of the old joke about the difference between the Army and the Boy Scouts: They both wear green and sleep in tents a lot, but -- unlike the Army -- the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

      John Schwartz, the Post reporter who did the story, is a very nice guy with a wry sense of humor -- and about 700% more tech knowledge than most of the mainstream press people I've met in the DC area. He's even starting to get into Linux.

      Remember, Schwartz was trying to explain Slashdot to a typical newspaper audience. That's not an easy task. Think: the site's name alone makes most people say "Huh?"

      I think the d00d did about as good a job as could have been done, even though some of his research was a little outdated. I have moved (Whoo!) to a double-wide bouse trailer since I last talked to him.

      - Robin

  64. Hmmm, she makes a good lara croft by Nodatadj · · Score: 1

    Not all that nice,
    but huge tits.

  65. Quick Geek Inventory by SPrintF · · Score: 1
    Looking around my cube:
    Evangelion Unit-01 action figure.

    Buzz Lightyear action figure.

    Cuddly stuffed Ryo-ooki action figure.

    Cuddly stuffed Cthulhu action figure.

    Oh... and some manuals and junk taking up space that could be better spent on action figures.
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  66. Geek office items by brother_b · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... let's see what I've got here:

    • Assortment of O'Reilly manuals
    • Two mostly empty bookcases
    • One 5-drawer filing cabinet with items in only two drawers - computer parts
    • Three monitors (one of them non-functional)
    • Piles of empty computer parts boxes
    • Posters:
      • 2 Cowboy Bebop
      • Card Captor Sakura
    • CDs on desk:
      • Serial Experiments Lain soundtrack
      • Slayers Etc. 2
      • Slayers Next Sound Bible II
      • Slayers Next Sound Bible III
      • Utena soundtrack 1
      • Saber Marionette J soundtrack 1
      • Aya Hisakawa - Wish
      • King Crimson - Red
    • Empty Lipton tea cans
    • Paper with network map on it
    • Linux/Apache web server

    Does any of that count?



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    1. Re:Geek office items by Amit+J.+Patel · · Score: 1

      I think you're geekier than me.

      I have:
      - A lava lamp
      - SIX jars of peanuts (none of them mine!?)
      - two plants
      - a rear-view mirror (so I can see who's walking up behind me)
      - a phone
      - vitamins
      - a clock radio
      - a beanie furby
      - a gyroscope
      - a kooshball
      - books, magazines, pens, paper, ..
      - a floppy drive

      Okay, so maybe having a floppy drive on my desk is geeky.

  67. Re:lara croft girl by tim_uk · · Score: 1

    So where does it say she has implants? 32DD just means she's a slim girl with big boobs. And she does say that she walked off one shoot becase she was told she needed to lose weight. She prefers lingerie and swimwear modelling to fashion as that way she can eat more than 4 vitamin pills a day FFS!

  68. Spooky by Halster · · Score: 1

    Heh,

    That guy is a spitting image of a guy I know. Same body-shape, same hair colour, same mess, same Anime stuff on the wall.

    Only difference is, my friends machine is an Amiga 4000/040!
    Heh... bet he doesn't have that in his little cube!


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  69. Moderate up please. by QuasEye · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the mix up - although, if I remember correctly, I only said that it appears to be running Slashcode. I forget, though - it's been a couple days and a lot in between.

    "If I removed everything here that I thought was pointless, there would be like two messages here."

  70. Random.com is minimal...so why must they... by sketchy · · Score: 1
    not support text browsers?!? They're gonna have to change this soon...

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  71. Wrong Year by Darguz · · Score: 1

    Moore Action Collectibles got the year wrong. They say Fry is thawed out in 2099. I guess Fry isn't the only one who can't do math.


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  72. Re:On the Washington Post Article - /. Power? by frigidaire14 · · Score: 1

    No, the Washington Post generally gives a lot of in-depth attention to foreign affairs and keeps articles about the Friends cast in the Style section (w/gossip, reviews, and comics) I came to /. yesterday, after reading the article; and spent most of the afternoon reading the stuff here. I'm a way old guy (...if 23 is close to retirement age in the Internet economy, what does 40 qualify me for?) but found the discussions amazing. Even sent an email to Hemos about the writings on his web page.

  73. Washington Post Article by hardburlyboogerman · · Score: 1

    I just got thru reading the article.KUDOS!The article give a decent description of Slashdot. As a 42 year old geek that got canned for independant thinking in the robotic Eastern Ky. Job Market,(The powers that be cannot stand to realize that someone else has a better idea.) I usually check /. on a daily basis.Any new items are (if time permits) checked and commented on,if I have anything to add. Keep it up.Make the bastards sweat!(and very nervious)

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  74. Spielberg & Legos? by TheABomb · · Score: 1

    IIRC, wasn't Spielberg's last CD-ROM project (Steven Spielberg's Director's Chair) a Windows app? Will this Lego project be a go for Un*x?

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  75. Re:New Lara Croft model... by British · · Score: 1

    She does NOT look like a DD. More like a C at best. If she was a DD, she'd resemble the CGI Lara Croft, who probably has CGI back problems.

  76. WashPost Picture by craw · · Score: 1
    I saw the dead tree edition of the Washington Post article. It had a nice picture of Taco and Hemos looking intently on what appeared to be a small table top. Then I realized that it was an old(?) video game. There was also a picture of Taco with his guitar. Only problem was that CT had shaved, changed his hair color, and looked suspiciously liked Hemos. IANAL, but I would sue the WashPost big time:-). At least, I would love to see a correction posted in the next edition.

    But here is the progression. I first read a Rolling Stone article about /. then a Washington Post article. I can't wait to eventually read the Wall Street Journals story. OOG THE CAVEMAN SAYS SELL NOW! GREENSPAN WEARS BOXER SHORTS.

  77. Re:hotgrits not running slashcode by Kimble · · Score: 1

    OK, Rob. This is obviously not a troll -- it's a statement of fact. hotgrits.org does use PHP. Will this unfortunate moderator get bloganed? Or is Mr. Palczewski not "elite" enough to get that kind of respect from the "elders" of Slashdot?
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  78. Raging.Com :( by waddgodd · · Score: 1

    Raging.Com doesn't support text-only browsers, and I don't support GUI browsers. I guess that's the way the cooky crumbles :(

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    1. Re:Raging.Com :( by Butch · · Score: 1

      Raging.com most certainly _does_ support text
      browsers. It filters lynx out deliberately; if
      you lie about your browser type it'll let lynx
      in fine. Interestingly, w3m gets in without problems,
      although the first message you see is
      "This cookie was rejected to prevent security violation."
      For this lynx behaviour, and for the sad lousiness
      of its actual search results, I've been staying
      away from raging.com despite AltaVista's efforts
      to generate positive buzz.

    2. Re:Raging.Com :( by waddgodd · · Score: 1

      Okay, I stand corrected: Raging.Com doesn't support LYNX, and I....w3m is cool and all that, but I use lynx by default (old habits die hard...)

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  79. Electricity Generating Shoes... by Ho-Lee-Cow! · · Score: 1

    ...wow.

    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of walk-powered, satellite linked PDAs....

    For all you Quake Addicts out there, you'd be in hog heaven!

    Someone had to say it.

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  80. Nitpicking: Lara Croft Model Gun Boo-boo by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2

    The new Lara model is definitely hot, but I couldn't help notice the gun boo-boos here...image 1 and image 3 show Lara with her finger on the trigger. You always, always, always keep the finger off of a trigger unless it's pointed at something you want to shoot. (Fortunately the gun she's holding is a 1911 with the hammer down; 1911s are single-actions and can't possibly fire unless the hammer is in the cocked position. So we can presume we're ok here). Image 4 has Lara blowing smoke out of the barrel...also very dangerous, from the look of it she could blow her nose off. Never point a gun at something you're not willing to destroy and always assume it's loaded. And image 5 has her pointing the gun right at us....I sure hope the photographer wasn't standing in front of that barrel. I'm all for people experiencing new things, but being shot is not one of them!

    OK, OK, I know, I'm being nitpicky. But fess up, how many of you nitpicked Hackerswhile you were watching it? :)


    The Second Amendment Sisters

    1. Re:Nitpicking: Lara Croft Model Gun Boo-boo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      she's an english model, therefore the gun is not real. also, most english people do not get sexual pleasure from memorizing the details of how these intruments of death function, and hence would not notice the mistake.

  81. Re:Random Wibblings by DrEldarion · · Score: 2

    While you're making plugs, here, I'd like to mention a site.

    KFSS Studios is playing out some of Nobuo Uematsu's best works.. I happen to think they sound incredible... only problem is that the CD won't be released until they can get some more funding... :/

    So, I'm trying to get a little publicity for it so it'll come out sonner =)

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  82. Dammit! I submitted... by tcd004 · · Score: 1
    like 20 things to this website and none got pub'ed.

    I think I'll make a list of everyone's name who visits this site and sue!

    tcd004

  83. Re:bender by phil+reed · · Score: 2

    Because it's a prototype?


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  84. lara croft girl by para_droid · · Score: 1

    this girl is only 16, so why was she allowed to have the implants? don't you have to be an adult?

    Abashed the Devil stood,
    And felt how awful goodness is

  85. The desk of a True Nerd by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

    On, under and around my desk at home:

    K6-2 450, 128MB, Linux and Win95, G400. K6-2 333, 64MB, Linux and Win95, G200. 14in monitor, 15in monitor on the desk. Two elderly Macs used as a footrest. They do work - I got them for free, but without keyboards, mice or monitors so I can't use them. A huge pile of tangled cables and power supplies. Not to be confused with the tangled cables at the back of the computers... An Atari ST with green composite monitor used as a dumb terminal and Lemmings machine on the floor - not enough space on my desk. Boxes full of ancient computer junk - from a dead Spectrum to a fully operational NEC laptop thing with a massive 16KB memory, and a Microsoft operating system. A very early, dismembered Philips cassette player. Horrendously over-engineered, with levers, pulleys and linkages all over the mechanism. Lots of empty beer bottles, of slightly unusual beers. ('Beer' as in 'ale', BTW.) A pretty good Russian microscope, complete with slides, lenses and wooden carrying case. And a dissection kit (don't ask - I'm a physics student.) A huge stack of New Scientist and Scientific American magazines. The result of subscriptions since 1994. A chunk of satellite (carbon fibre and aluminium foil honeycomb) and a satellite solar cell. A sheep skull. Again, don't ask. A 386-16, complete with monitor. Still works, but is pretty much useless compared with the ST. Several hundred floppy disks, mostly 720kB. NASA and ESA posters from the mid to late 1980s. Where can I get some newer ones? All this done without linebreaks to simulate the clutter. :-)

    And that's just some of the more interesting stuff - I'm still accumulating it all, and I'm only 20...

    Ford Prefect

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    1. Re:The desk of a True Nerd by ottffssent · · Score: 1

      *grin* Dual C366, both OC'd to 550, 256mb ram...I like being able to run lots and lots of things simultaneously at really high resolutions without taking a performance hit. Oh yes, and a 19" monitor. (I'd've gotten a 21 incher, but I prefer a high-quality 19" than a mediocre 21")

  86. Really, A Discussion Of Cubicles... by dougman · · Score: 2

    ..just isn't complete without at least one mention of the legendary cubicle prank.

  87. Slashdot performance metrics exposed! by fence · · Score: 1

    I didn't submit this in time to be included in this week's quickies, and it looks like it doesn't warrant being an article by itself:

    I've been monitoring Slashdot's main page download time for about a week now--it just so happens that they went thru a major server move/upgrade during the monitoring period.

    Check out the results here.

    Does this chart represent your user experience with Slashdot before/after the upgrade?
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  88. Slashdot: Now with yeasty goodness! by Churchill · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    "This kind of news-by-discussion has emerged before. But never before with the robust yeastiness of Slashdot."

    Robust yeastiness?!? You guys might want to see a doctor about that.

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  89. New Lara Croft model... by Firinne · · Score: 1

    She's 5'11", 140 lbs, and a 32DD?! Not without considerably more silicone than any three of my computers.

    She is considerably underweight for her height, there's no way she'd be able to keep her chest like that without "enhancement".

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  90. Raging.com excludes Lynx users by LiamQ · · Score: 1

    A superfast, minimalist search engine? Sounds perfect for Lynx, but no:

    We're sorry. Raging.com does not support text-only browsers. For a superior text-only search, please visit AltaVista.

    I've already expressed my disappointment to webmaster@raging.com.

  91. Re:that lara croft chick by max_3d · · Score: 1

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you have to be 18 to get into E3? If so, how does she get in? I think that's totally a double standard for chicks who are 32DD with a 26" waist. What about the rest of us?

  92. Kharma by Dungeon+Dweller · · Score: 1

    They got the definition of Kharma wrong in the article. Oh well... You get kharma by whoring for it.

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  93. Just can't help myself... by Otter · · Score: 1

    Regarding the Dr. Fun cartoon, I can't resist pointing out that they already seem to be doing what Commander Taco would do

    I know, -1: Troll...

  94. Hey, the generator shoes were Trevor's idea! by alext · · Score: 1
    Trevor Baylis, the inventor guy that came up with the clockwork radio, and a not-too-distant neighbor of mine, is also working on this, as ZDNet reported in January.

    If you've never heard of the radio (which works pretty well actually, probably better than the shoes ever will!), or the new flashlight, here's a trivial description, or there are several news items around, such as this one.

    You should be able to track one down if you're interested - look out for the iMac-alike version. If desparate maybe start with this UK stockist.

    cheers

    alex

  95. *shudder* by Count+Spatula · · Score: 1

    Someone noted that Geek Culture is selling First Post T-Shirts.

    I really don't know if I want one or not... This is almost too scary to pass up. (However, imagine how high my Geek Score on campus will rise if I'm the first Geek to get a First Post t-shirt. Think I might be in running for Alpha?)

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  96. Simulcast on Crazy People's Fillings by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 1

    How about here?

    I found it very amusing because, being in the UK, I watch Futurama in (somewhat illegal) MPEG form. Some people use the MPEGs for producing Video-CDs for playing in their DVD players, long before the show has been broadcast in their native country. And no, I'm not saying where to get said MPEGs - people can work it out for themselves.

    Ford Prefect

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  97. Huge Lara JPEG's by harmonica · · Score: 2

    How did they manage to make these images so big? 640 x 999 pixels, > 500 kb?!

  98. Other people use the term "Hump Day" by Phallus · · Score: 1

    Is it an American thing ? (I'm from New Zealand). I had an ex-girlfriend (half American) who continually confused me by talking about Hump Day. I kept thinking it had something to do with sex :-)

    Btw, isn't hump day Wednesday, the middle of the working week. I note these Quickies are dated Thursday May 11, @11:59AM.

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    1. Re:Other people use the term "Hump Day" by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 1

      Hump-day is something that I've only just come across as well (fellow NZer) and yes, the person I learnt it from is American as well.

      The date/time on stories is set by your timezone in your user preferences. It's different for everybody else. The time that the story was posted was Wednesday, CmdrTaco time.
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  99. What's with the 1911s anyway? by Lightborn · · Score: 1

    Didn't Lara have Desert Eagles in the game?

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    My .sigs are not what they used to be.
  100. Re:Do not down-moderate Signal 11's posts! by AndyL · · Score: 1

    > Again, please do not down-moderate the posts of Rob Malda's special friend Signal 11.

    I'll moderate any way I like. That's the point. Most of signal11's posts are on-topic, but a good number of them are redundant.
    You can't have a working moderation system that makes the moderators scared to moderate one way or the other.
    If something bad does happen my karma I'll get rid of this account and start anouther. Karma is only a secondary effect of moderation. The main one is to cleen up the discusion boards and highlight good posts so I'm not going to cry if my Karma goes down a bit.

  101. raging.com? why bother? by leiz · · Score: 2

    why bother using raging.com when altavista have had a text only search available at http://www.altavista.com/cgi-bin/query? text since like the beginning of time?

    and it's not a new search engine, it's just a new interface as far as I can see. I just did a search on altavista.com and on raging.com, exact same results.


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    off topic, but i have to say it:

    this dumba$$ leech at my high
    school made it to MIT, yet today
    on the AP statistics test, the
    question asked him to draw an
    ellipse and he drew a parabola!
    (no, he wasn't doing that for
    fun, he honestly did not know
    what an ellipse was!) WTF? how
    does a dumba$$ like that get
    into MIT and also get the regent
    scholarship from Berkeley while
    I get rejected by both schools?
    $$#$!#%%$@%%

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    Zetetic
    Seeking; proceeding by inquiry.

    Elench
    A specious but fallacious argument; a sophism.

  102. Afri-Cola by SaintAlex · · Score: 1

    Hot damn! Hook me up with some of that!
    Compare it to the current ultra caffiene beverage, Bawls, which has 80mg per 10oz. Afri-Cola has 100mg in 12 oz, which equates to roughly 83mg of caffeine per 10oz.!
    Yeah, 3mg of caffeine probably doesn't do that much, but it's the bragging rights (er... right, that's it)!

    -SaintAlex



    Observe, reason, and experiment.

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  103. Re:that lara croft chick by troll-wannabe · · Score: 1

    and not a single nude picture on that site!

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  104. relitive links would be nice... by delmoi · · Score: 2

    64.28.67.48 != slashdot.org, at least not here. And since every link seems to want to point to slashdot.org/whatever, its somewhat a problem... Anyway, is this search engine better then google or not? It came up with more results for "maruchan ramen", but about the same for "Chad Okere".

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  105. Airports by Kozz · · Score: 1

    walking through the metal-detectors... *BEEP* *BEEP*

    "Oh, those are electrical generators in my shoes. HONEST!"

    "Sir, come with us..."


    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.

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    I only post comments when someone on the internet is wrong.
  106. Typical... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    I love how you "alternative religion" types love to knock Christianiaty and Judeasim by lumping creationism in a "lunatic fringe" pot. I'm sorry, but us "creationists" out number you "crawled out of ooze, my uncle is a baboon" types by 5 to 1. Do we lump you evolutionists into a "lunatic fringe" group? I never see a post on any site that says " check out these evolutionism wackos" granted there are radical members of every group, but it's these radical members that give every group their bad name and tarnish the objectives of a group.

    Next time, try not lumping things as "fringe" we dont want to offend the necrophialliacs, beastiality, and NAMBLA members. Or the schitzophrinics that are sure they have been impregnated by aliens on a levitating table near a poppy field. Or how about the group to legalize Crack,PCP, and all those other good drugs that help you escape reality.....

    Oh man, I'm ranting again... and on that fringe... Where's my medication...

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  107. Guess I'm not a typical geek... by linuxonceleron · · Score: 1
    I'm not a fan of SF or anything like that, on my desk is: My JBL 500s, A Zenith VCR, An NEC FE700, a *gasp* Microsoft Mouse, a box of girlscout cookies, a 1gb IDE harddrive, a bag of goldfish crackers, some books and papers and whatnot. Under the desk is my custom built linux box and Pioneer VSX-305 reciever. Oh yeah, i've also got a SGI Indigo( see pictures here and here) case that I haven't gotten around to using yet. On my bookshelf is, HTML 3.2 Unleashed, Perl in a nutshell, Fundamentals of database administration, C: A Reference Manual, and Client/Server Computing. And i'm rolling about the room on a very comfy Cartwright chair. So, i guess we are all individuals :)

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    Shine on, you crazy diamond.
    1. Re:Guess I'm not a typical geek... by snookums · · Score: 1

      Way late, and I'm sure nobody cares, but here's my list -- I guess I'm not a typical geek either...
      Dell OptiPlex workstation running WinNT (ick!)
      Slackware 4.0 CD
      Redhat 6.1 CD
      Bottle of Red Wine
      Jar of pickle
      coffee/coffee maker
      piles of paper with crap scribbled all over them
      caffiene-lovers' calendar
      some book a friend told me to read
      broken wristwatch
      bolt from something unidentifiable
      pokemon card I found in the street

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      Be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.
    2. Re:Guess I'm not a typical geek... by penguinboy · · Score: 1
      On Mine:
      P200 desktop, 15" Trinintron monitor, Umax scanner, dual wheel mouse, LOTS of cds and stacks of floppies (mostly 3.5", but a stack of 5.25" waiting to go in the trash as well) Floppy drive and spare HD for my laptop. A bag of PC Card NICs and dongles. Rio PMP300. Learning Perl and Perl Cookbook are close by, of course. Empty Jolt bottle.

      Underneath: Peavey guitar amp (Gibson Epiphone nearby). Unopened Intel 287XL package. Too many magazines.

  108. Creative article title.. by jesser · · Score: 1
    but wasn't there a similar one a few months ago?

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  109. MMmmm...Yeasty! by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    "This kind of news-by-discussion has emerged before online. But never before with the robust yeastiness of Slashdot."

    Slashdot: Now with robust yeastiness!

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    It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
  110. "Without all that Portal Crap"... by Ars-Fartsica · · Score: 1
    Adding that "crap" is the only hope in hell alta Vista has of staying in business.

    Ripping off Google with Raging is a silly, rudderless move typical of CMGI companies.

  111. wow... by Phexro · · Score: 1
    that model is hot.

    too bad she has brown eyes, blue or green would have been better.

    damn, i hope she gets naked soon.

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    1. Re:wow... by Phexro · · Score: 1
      alas, i was so taken by her appearance that i didn't notice she was jailbait.

      so, even if she does get naked soon, i'm not gonna be the one to see it.

      didn't spend much time on it, so it looks somewhat less than real - but here's a blue-eyed version.

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    2. Re:wow... by Phexro · · Score: 1
      uhm... it's purely a matter of personal preference. it just so happens that i have a thing for really pale redheads with blue or green eyes.

      so take it easy... :)

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    3. Re:wow... by mikpos · · Score: 1

      Indeed. They seemed to be hoping that her breasts would carry her (err, not literally). Admittedly her face does have a likeness to the original Lara as well, but I think they made a goof picking someone so immature (I don't think Lara is 16 years old).

    4. Re:wow... by steeef · · Score: 1

      huhuh, she sure is 16. also, her legs looks pretty 8 year old like.

    5. Re:wow... by divec · · Score: 2
      too bad she has brown eyes

      You could spend some time with the GIMP. [sorry]
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      perl -e 'fork||print for split//,"hahahaha"'

  112. Lynx support at raging.com is coming! by Stonehead · · Score: 1

    I sent a message to the webmaster, and I got this reply:



    Thanks for your feedback. You are not the only person who has requested that we support Lynx and other text-only browsers at Raging Search. We are currently working on this, and we expect to have text-only support for Raging Search coming very soon. Please keep using the site.

    Thanks again for your support,
    Josh Hornik, Product Manager, Raging Search.

    Well, I think we should give them some time. Joshua answered a friend of mine in the same way: "Our thinking was to send text-only users to AltaVista, which has a search that is meant specifically for text-only browsers." "We are currently working on text-browser-enabling Raging Search. The work (optimizing pages for text-only browsers and making sure no functionality gets lost) should be done soon." Even better!

  113. Raging influenced by Google? by ajs · · Score: 2

    Raging seems to be heavily influenced by Google. I wonder if there was a deal between the two that fell through, or if AltaVista simply wanted some of the "all we want is a search engine" market....

    Either way, google is just want I need, and all I have on my home page.

  114. Random Wibblings by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 2

    Assorted odds and ends which might be of interest...

    Yet more Futurama stuff including a clockwork Bender. I want one. :-)

    icebox.com which has various Flash cartoons, some of which are created (and voiced by) people behind The Simpsons and Futurama. They seem pretty good - and somewhat politically incorrect.

    The Answer to Life, the Universe and Everything, a blatant plug to my utterly crap web site. Do not expect useful content.

    Ford Prefect

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    Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
  115. hotgrits not running slashcode by lubricated · · Score: 1

    hotgrits only looks like its running slashdode. but unless something major has changed slashcode is perl and hotgrits is php.

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    It has been statistically shown that helmets increase the risk of head injury.
  116. Lego Movies by Mooset · · Score: 2

    Are there any pages out there that focus on the Lego product itself, and not just Steven Spielberg's endorcement of it? I'd like to know how the movies are made with Lego actors since Lego minifigs tend to be... well... inanimate. Pictures of still Lego toys would make for a boring movie.

    Some sort of CGI movie making kit would be cool (like a cross between the Lego shape set for POVray and the fictional OOP product in Microserfs), but since the article says the kit comes with a real camera that must not be the case.

    1. Re:Lego Movies by Grant+Elliott · · Score: 1

      If you want computer generated 3D LEGO movies, get yourself a copy of LeoCad or MLCAD. You can find them at Lugnet. They use the LDraw part library. Leocad does animations. I think MLCad only does stills, but it's nicer. You can also use Lego's own LegoCad, but that has a limited part bank.

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      "I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." -Richard Feynman

  117. Time zones - ooops by Phallus · · Score: 1

    Forgot that Slashdot knows about time zones.

    tangent - art and creation are a higher purpose

  118. Hotgrits.org questions answered here! by tweder · · Score: 1

    Let me preface this post by clarifying that yes, I did help with the hotgrits.org project.

    Please note that hotgrits DOES NOT run Slashcode, nor does it run PhpSlash. The wheel was reinvented, simply because it's funner that way.

    Finally, please be gentle. The box is only a K6/233 with 64MB of RAM. It's just an old junker we had laying around and thought "Wouldn't it be funny if..." - And the rest is history!

  119. bender by Pope · · Score: 2

    why the ??&@*@* is Bender's head red?
    That don't make no sense.
    The picture on the site isnt' red.
    I made a wallpaper with the signs a while back (800x600) when some of the images weren't bigger.

    Pope

    Freedom is Slavery! Ignorance is Strength! Monopolies offer Choice!

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  120. On the Washington Post Article - /. Power? by ScottyB · · Score: 2

    Ok, I am an avid reader of the Post but I am afraid that they are acting like typical media by finding some pundit who will automatically take the other side of the story.

    If you have not read the article, essentially the writer found some guy to say that he does not think /. will last as a type of new media because it will stop being rebellious when its readership grows too large.

    HELLO?!!!

    This sounds like the exact same argument being thrown out about why free software will not succeed (i.e., that developers will stop supporting it because it will stop being revolutionary). If the media would stop attaching a label to things, taking it upon themselves to define a purpose for other people, then maybe there would not be all this incessant talk.

    Who ever said /. is read because it is rebellious? I sure don't read it for that reason. Personally, I would be very happy if other news media would do their own work and stop trying to copy /.'s stories. The only thing that is going to ruin things like /. and free software is the propensity of the world to make everything have its 15 minutes of fame to be a "sensational" story.

    1. Re:On the Washington Post Article - /. Power? by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1
      What I thought was funny about the story (which was actually a mostly good story) was how they said that Slashdot has "low brow content about Lego robots"...most newspapers think their readership is so 31337 and literate, but if the Washington Post is like most newspapers it probably dedicates one paragraph to the overthrow of a government in a country of millions; and runs a big old full page multicolored article about which member of the cast of Friends is sexiest.

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      Hopefully I didn't put any [] around my words.
  121. Pepsi.. Mountain Dew... no Jolt?? by Nuke+Skyjumper · · Score: 1

    Well, that link to the Dew information was cool, but it seems they didn't take into account that Jolt Cola is out there, with roughly 100mg of caffeine per 12oz bottle.

    Any other Jolt drinkers in the crowd? :)

  122. Good motivator to exercise by konstant · · Score: 3

    I like those power shoes. I might be in better shape if I had to run in order to get refreshes on slashdot.

    Signal11 would be a fucking anorexic.

    -konstant
    Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!

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    -konstant
    Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
  123. Mars polar lander by austad · · Score: 1

    This detailed scale model is a construction project which is probably not appropriate for people younger than about ten years of age or engineers who have ethics, depending on skill and motivation. Children should have adult supervision to assemble the model. Assembly will require at least 10 years of time and faked test records for certain components. Once you assemble the model, we do not guarantee that the retro rockets will function properly in such a cold climate. In fact, we have proof that they do not, but we launched it anyway. After you complete the model, grasp it firmly by the bottom and launch it directly into the cold, hard floor, then you'll know the landed configuration of the Mars Polar Lander spacecraft very well indeed!

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  124. hotgrits by hondo · · Score: 1

    gotta admit - thats a cool troll icon...

  125. America: behind the times? by Wench · · Score: 1

    It _is_ Wednesday in America, even though it's Thursday here.

    They'll never catch up with us.

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    No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
  126. As The Original Hot Grits Guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    I am astounded that someone has registered the Hotgrits site !!! That is so awesome. I've always wanted to leave my mark and in a sad, demented way, I guess I have ! Well, this calls for a celebration. I'm going to pour a bowl of hot grits down my pants !!!

  127. How about... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    * Two pieces of particle board
    * Halogen lamp
    * Cheap K-Mart chair for guests (makes 'em leave quicker)
    * Cheesy desk fan
    * Battery operated analog clock movement (just hands, no face)
    * SANS poster
    * Three whiteboards
    * Homemade air-current spinny thing (1)
    * Flower made from telephone hookup wire (1)
    * Cactus terarium, with one dead cactus and plastic lizard
    * Spool of 100' of Cat-3
    * A ton of RS/6000 and SunExpert Magazines
    * One big ass peace lily plant
    * Leonardo Da Vinci calendar

    Notes:

    1 - These two items are taped onto my monitor.

    Of course, this is in my office - not my cubicle (though I actually miss my cube)...

    Maybe I am just messy, and not geeky...hmm...

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    Reason is the Path to God - Anon
  128. Maybe their next contest... by knuth · · Score: 1

    ... should be to make the best accessible page in under 5K.

    First place: total blank without JavaScript.

    Second place: total blank without JavaScript.

    Third place: requires JavaScript to do anything. All it can say without it is, "Get a better browser, luser!"

  129. Really impressive minimalism.. by hasse · · Score: 1

    Check out http://www.scene.org/ (and ftp.scene.org) for some really impressive minimalism. It's called 4kb intro's. 4096 bytes of pure assembly code producing excellent graphical effects and impressive music and sfx. Check it out.

    Demoscene rules :)

  130. Under 5k web pages... that load slowly... by lgas · · Score: 4

    I guess the fact that the under 5k HTML site is getting slashdotted and running dog ass slow just goes to show that HTML size is not the only thing that makes a site slow.

  131. One question: by Glowing+Fish · · Score: 1

    Is Hotgrits.org really a real forum, or is it just cleverly designed to look like one?

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  132. Nice /. story by Wah · · Score: 2

    This kind of news-by-discussion has emerged before online. But never before with the robust yeastiness of Slashdot.

    mmmm, robust yeastiness. Hey, I smell beer, have some of you been drinking?
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  133. Re:Raging.com is not for lynx users by Zach+Garner · · Score: 1

    if you take the ~30seconds it takes to rtfm, you'll see how to get around raging.com's bullshit.

    And as far as i know, any other text editor will work fine.

    ^Z

  134. All the info you want to know... by Shaheen · · Score: 2
    ... about the new Lara Croft model.

    • Her name is Lucy Clarkson
    • She's from England
    • Her measurements are 32DD, 25, 36
    • Her boyfriend is an avid Tomb Raider player, and is more excited about this than she is.

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  135. Have you seen it lately? by fireant · · Score: 1
    Apparently, they found out it was popular... check out the link that you put up. They have a banner ad from doubleclick.net up there now.

    Personally, Google is good enough for me, but if I can't seem to find it, I check out Altavista. I guess now I can use Raging.com as my second choice now.

    "... message passing as the fundamental operation of the OS is just an excercise in computer science masturbation."

  136. 5K pages Slashdotted ? by Porag_Spliffing · · Score: 1

    I just followed the 5K page link and it took ages to load, 30 secs for the last one I just clicked and I am on a reasonable cable.

    5K pages slashdotted, scary

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    Maybe you live in interesting times