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Leaked Quake IV Screenshots

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the check-these-out dept.

An anonymous reader sent in some Leaked Quake IV Screenshots. It's odd how the Quake seems to be converging both topically and visually with Real Life.

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  1. Re:how drunk? by Lonesmurf · · Score: 4

    In my experience, it goes something like this (split among myself and two (moderately) willing participants:

    1 liter jolt = Slight jittering, clenched teeth. Balloon animals.

    1 liter jolt, 1 glass of hard liquor each = Twitching of random parts of my body, General euphoria. Videogames upside down (maybe the tv or us, who knows).

    3 liters jolt, 3 glasses hard liquor each = Life is generally good. Definite need of urination (mild to annoying). Break out the spray paint, go find the neighbor's annoying dog that barks at four f_cking thirty in the morning and color his butt.

    4 liters jolt, 6 glasses hard liquor each = Break out the camera, baby! (and generally the bowls dubbed 'Ye vomitoria').

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  2. OK, pretty funny... by handorf · · Score: 3

    It took me almost a full 20 seconds to remember that the next id game is DOOM III, not Q-IV.

    Too bad the page is SO graphics heavy. It'll suck if your stuck on a modem (Ha-HA!)

    THUMBNAILS, people, THUMBNAILS... :-)

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    1. Re:OK, pretty funny... by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 3

      Nah, it's actually funnier on a modem, as you get to read all the text before the pictures finally appear...

    2. Re:OK, pretty funny... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5
      Too bad the page is SO graphics heavy. It'll suck if your stuck on a modem (Ha-HA!)

      THUMBNAILS, people, THUMBNAILS... :-)

      No no.

      BROADBAND, people, BROADBAND... :-)
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  3. how drunk? by Fnkmaster · · Score: 5

    How much do you think you have to drink before it occurs to you to run around the house with camera and empty soda bottles in hand making "leaked screenshots" of Quake IV?

    1. Re:how drunk? by quonsar · · Score: 3

      How much do you think you have to drink before it occurs to you to run around the house with camera and empty soda bottles in hand making "leaked screenshots" of Quake IV?

      About as drunk as Taco had to be to post this as a story instead of saving it for the next batch of Quickies?

      "I will gladly pay you today, sir, and eat up

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  4. At least by CMU_Nort · · Score: 4


    At least this guy wasn't drunk enough to take picture of himself urinating as one of the "enhanced" weapons.

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  5. It's Giuiliani time by John+Jorsett · · Score: 3

    You know, in the present climate I bet Id has already launched a passel of 'remove this infringing material from your site' letters to geocities. Not to mention Coke, Foster's, Gordon's Gin, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Mothers Against Yorkshire Terriers, etc.

  6. Re:As much as I appreciate a good joke.. by Adam+Schumacher · · Score: 5

    ...but how about a humor slashbox that this can go in so those of us who don't want to see dumb humor don't have to

    That feature has been implemented for months now.

    Note the big Monty Python foot next to the headline. That denotes that this story is in the "It's funny. Laugh." category. Now, click on that little "Preferences" link along the sidebar and scroll down a bit. See the big "Exclude Stories" section? Good. Now click on the little checkbox next to "It's funny. Laugh." and you will no longer be harassed by humourous stories.

    Hope this was edumacational.

    - Adam