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SCO Change Their Name to Tarantella
GoodPint sent in a story so bizarre that you'll swear I made it up because nothing interesting is happening 'cuz its august and everyone is on vacation... Whats left of SCO is now renaming itself. The best name they could come up with was Tarantella... conjuring up warm fuzzy images for countless investors, as well as limitless mock fodder for folks like me. Reminds of an old Onion story... "New Corporate Logo Changes Everything".
OT Why are all these companies changing their names to dances? Why not change Microsoft to Tango or Cha Cha, or maybe Horah if they want to go with an eastern feel.
Viva Anales!
It's amazing what a name change can do. A new corporate image can completely change the meaning of the company, and it can motivate the employees. I'm not saying that this is necessarily happening in this casse, but a name change and even a new logo is healthy every now and then.
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Hmm, conjures up all sorts of interesting TV ads...
And here I thought those years of piano lessons were useless... A Tarentella is not a reference to Tarantino, but a reference to a lively dance to stave off a tarantula bite.
You say you want a revolution?
I bet they got that from the World Wide Web. But isn't this particular spider's poisonous? Is that a friendly corporate image or what?
Renaming always helps. Look what "Itanium" did for "Merced" and "W2K" did for "NT 5".
I'm thinking about renaming my "Chevy" to "Jaguar", my scratch-built PC to "HAL 9001", and myself to "Bond, James Bond".
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Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
SCO, err Tarantella has a new product called, surprisingly enough, tarantella. It's basically a web app that allows different platforms to run applications through it.
There is a demo here
It's pretty cool, but it's dirt slow.
They've got it set up so you can run Word or Powerpoint, a few unix apps, etc. all on your web browser.
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It's a shame that all the cool names keep disappearing. I'm glad 3Com has let U.S. Robotics live on as a product line name at least.
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They should have changed their name to SCONIX. :-)
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Mmmmm... scones...
Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way. Since they didn't offer anything (well, certainly nothing worth the price) that Linux didn't, they couldn't compete.
SGI, on the other hand, has the right idea. By giving up IRIX and supporting Linux development, they're
SGI makes out well, and Linux makes out well. This is how free software can help companies, not a half-hearted attempt at releasing stuff that the company doesn't even want.
-grendel drago
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
Or 'Monkey Piss'... I've always been partial to 'Monkey Piss.'
Yes folks, you too could look to find a cool sounding name, and face-off against countless other companies trying to Trademark/Copyright the same name and attempting to protect their own companies... you can battle it out through local courts, state courts, even the supreme court for copywright infringment or something similar...
Or - for this limited time - you could show your true savy at making anything work and come up with a truly original name... I believe 'Monkey Piss' is indeed that name. Think about it...
1. Instant eye catcher: Tell me the title of this thread didn't instantly catch your attention (unless it was immediately moderated to -1/Troll)
2. People will remember your name - you instantly create name recognition... and I garountee any company named 'Monkey Piss' will instantly become the talk of the office and dinner table for that night.
3. There are thousands of public domain/national geographic pictures of just this which you can instantly use in advertizing.
4. You already have a mascott, and its way cuter than some creapy spider....even if it is peeing.
Ok, well, maybe I'm on my own on this one.
You say you want a revolution?
They used to be Silicon Graphics, Incorporated. And they had the coolest damn logo of any computer company, but now all it is is those rounded-off letters. Waaah! I want my cool cubey-thing!
-grendel drago
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
For those who are not aware of the software SCO actually sells (and until the merger is approved, the software that they still sell), OpenServer and Unixware are only two of their offerings. They have been offering a virtual network server/client system called Tarantella for some time now. It mimics Citrix's VNC client for Windows, but Tarantella is run through any web browser (maybe Citrix's offering is as well; I haven't tried either, personally).
SCO is selling off their server and service divisions, but they're keeping their Tarantella division. It's only logical that they rename their company after the only product they're going to be selling. Everything that made SCO known other than this new product is being sold, so in essence what is SCO if it only sells Tarantella?
It's an odd name, yes, but the name change is logical IMNSHO.
...when a recording artist mistakenly sues SCO because they couldn't tell the difference between Tarantella and Gnutella.
"tarantella.. hmm.. tella.. that rings a bell! OH YEAH, PIRACY! LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" -Lars Ulrich, sometime in the future
It has nothing to do with tarantulae, as in spiders. It has everything to do with the city of Taranto.
The long and short of it is that this is SCO's plan to destroy desktop computing - the desktop computing that kicked SCO's ass in the marketplace, and this is their revenge - by forcing us to rent OC3's to get our applications. With the help of Microsoft (.NET is just another name for the Tarentella idea), they will destroy the PC revolution out of fear of the Linux revolution. We must stop them!
Their stuff (Like most software) gets written "from dusk till dawn" anyway.
IBM's doing much the same thing that SGI is, they compete for a similar market, and IBM's on much more solid financial footing. I'm not saying there's room for only one company in the free software world, but there may only be room for one in the commercial world. SGI's decided to play in IBM's space, so they're going to have to be pretty creative when it comes to product differentiation.
I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?
Isn't SCO the Santa Cruz operation that made some excellent skateboards back in the late 80's??? I don't know but everything seems to have gone downhill from there. Should have stayed in hardware...
Tarantella? What the heck is that supposed to mean? Nobody's going to buy a skateboard from a company called Tarantella!
"a powerful and unexpected ally..."
Tarantellent.
Much better, isn't it?
If you don't get the joke (or even if you do), go read this extremely funny and informative article on branding/naming over at Salon.
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They probably had lots of cool names but tarantella was the only name for which they could still get a domain.
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When you say "slow" do you mean the time you have to wait for the Java client to load, or the sluggishness of the user interaction? If the former, then that's a one-time thing. (Java, caching, yada yada yada.) If the latter, then that's a characteristic of thin/terminal/GUI systems, which is why I hate using such systems. (Did you click me? I guess you clicked me. I guess that means I gotta invert myself. OK, I'm getting ready to invert myself...) Despite behavior reminiscent of the ancient Age of Timesharing, terminal servers are all the rage. The only question is why the former SCO thinks it can compete with the established players in the area. Probably because it's they only product they've got left.
No, you are half right. It has to do with Taranto...but it has to do with Tarantullas:
And I quoteth:
"The St. Vitus' dance became a real public menace, seizing hundreds of people, spreading from city to city, mainly in the Low Countries, in Germany, and in Italy during the 14th and 15th centuries. It was a kind of mass hysteria, a wild leaping dance in which the people screamed and foamed with fury, with the appearance of persons possessed. In these convulsive, frantic, and jerky dances, religious, medical, and social influences probably interacted in response to such things as the epilepsy-like seizures of persons suffering from the Black Death. Italy was afflicted with tarantism, an epidemic presumably caused by the bite of venomous spiders. Its effects had to be counteracted by distributing the poison over the whole body and "sweating it out," which was accomplished by dancing to a special kind of music, the tarantella."
Source: Britannica.com
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The problem with the 'Monkey Piss' name is that it is too easily turned into an epithet. 'Monkey Pus', obviously an undesirable association, will instantly be used by corporate detractors. Mock web site and fake ads will immediately start using a parody logo feature a festering sore on the ass of a simian, guaranteeing ridicule the world over. Competitive ads will feature tags lines like 'Monkey Pissing into the Wind' or 'Tired of being Monkey Pissed off?"
No, 'Monkey Piss' is just not the right choice.
I'd recommend 'Monkey Spunk.'
It's a big, slow spider which usually comes out in the late fall to breed.
;-)
Why not DragonsWest? Then I could sell them my domain name
I really think SCO (pronounced: sko) is much better. But then, look what the name Fatbrain did for Computer Literacy. Who would have thunk a name which sounds too close to Fathead would be a success.
I wonder if DogPoop.com is taken yet...
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A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
Considering their involvement with Microsoft this seems very apt.
I mean, if I install MS Excel I have to click on a licensing agreement that puts certain restrictions on my use of the software, etc etc. Amongst other things doesn't such a user agreement usually state that only one person can use the software at a time, or that it can only be installed on 1 machine?
I went to their Tarantella demo page and made a useless little excel spreadsheet that adds two numbers together. I saved it on their system using their software. Therefore I have just used a copy of Excel which I (AFAIK) do not have the legal right to use - unless they have some special deal in the works with MS.
The software ran rather slowly, but then I am on a cable modem - if I was directly on a highpowered internal corporate network connection it would probably work just fine.
"The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober" Arian Seid
"Agilent" is a completely made up word that is supposed to connote "agile."
I put it right alongside other meaningless words, like "Sapient," "Integra," and many other recent names of corporations or cars.
However, a "Tarantella" has nothing to do with spiders like others have said... It's a type of dance. A Spanish or Mexican dance I believe, in an energetic fast-3 feel (more like a fast 6/8 that's counted in two).
It would be like naming your company "Waltz" or "Tango." Or Lambada if that's your thing.
But "Tarantella" is obscure enough to leave many people scratching their heads... and thinking of arachnids!
-CausticPuppy "Of all the people I know, you're certainly one of them." -Somebody I don't know
I have fond memories of the Old SCO! The Santa Cruz name was great! It conjured the image of hippie dope-smoking surfer dudes, which they were. They had a hot tub in their old building; I remember seeing the engineers walking naked through the hall to get to/from the hot tub! Those green-haired, dotcommers of today think *they're* cool--they should have seen the SCO of 12 years ago. That place rocked! -- ib
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The primary reason is that SCO has been denigrating Linux and the BSDs for years. They have been openly hostile to the Open Source community, and have come out against us in the press numerous times. Heck, quite a few of us have even received insulting faxes and sales literature from our friends at SCO. Basically even Microsoft hasn't treated Linuxers with as much disrespect as SCO has.
Which is fine and dandy, I suppose. Or at least can be chalked up as part of "business," but from all accounts SCO has created some of the worst Unixen ever. I am fortunate to have never had to use it, but now that it is going away I am suddenly curious.
Anyone know where I can get a hold of one of those "free" SCO CDs so I can see for myself how bad it is (was)?
Seems like the perfect metaphor for SCO to me.
;)
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Sounds like ... tarantula!
-JD
SCO was on sale.
Caldera was insterested.
SCO is old and lacks the image of an innovative company that it therefore is rather than an old companyosaur (IMHO their products SCO*Unix and UnixWare were reliable enough for server use).
So, it sounds like that before getting bought SCO wants to refresh its identity with a new name.
SCO doesn't rhyme with Caldera...
Hence Tarantella ?
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According to WHOIS it's been registered since May 2, 2000. If find this surprising because they've been selling the product for much longer than that.
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