Naughty Words in Domains
register.com just said the site is unavailable, as is any other domain which happens to have the wrong string of four letters (even when surrounded by giberish ... try searching for something like ewqsdfuckdfd). I am sure that if I keep looking I will find another registrar who does want my business. I was wondering though whether anybody else has had potential domain names censored for something other than the 'Fbomb', and what else might be taboo amongst the registrars.'
The secret is to speak another language, or find a friend who does, and register your domain using a registrar based in a non-English-speaking country. I speak a little German so I tried it, and while I didn't actually spend the money to take the final steps, I was told by three separate registrars that "Die Domain fuck12065237.com ist noch frei!"
If anyone tries this, let us know how it works. If you find any other taboo words, in English or any other language, tell us the details!
Here's the list of accredited registrars, including many in non-English-speaking countries.
Folks, we can't allow foulmouthed domains to exist. They are obscene and thus illegal. Maybe if some of you so called geeks would pick up a Bible instead of staring at a screen all day you would realize this. There are inherently bad words and the "f word" is certainly one of them. The first ammendment only protects good speach not foulmouthed speech or pornography. Foulmouthedness is ruining our families and society. We must do everything we can to stop it from spreading to our children and punish them severely when they utter a bad word.
You'll have no trouble registering domain names with "dirty" words in them (including "fuck" and "shit") with other registrars, such as register.com and joker.com.
- A.P.
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* CmdrTaco is an idiot.
"Remember when the U.S. had a drug problem, and then we declared a War On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore?"
I'm probably missing some huge point, or not clear on the concept (and I'm sure I'll be reminded of that if it is the case), but why can't they do this? If I run a site and I don't want to see swear words (personally I don't fucking care myself :) don't I have the right to filter out?
:)
If NSI doesn't want to allow certain words to searched on, or domains to be registered, why can't they? They are a company just like everyone else, and just because everyone wants a *fuck*.com address, does that mean they have to let them? Hallmark doesn't have to use every greeting card idea sent to them, and a car dealership has the right to kick your ass off their lot if you're wandering around with a sign saying "fuck everyone". Ok, streching a bit I know....
Anyway, just my thoughts... I don't agree with them, but I don't nesissarily think that they (the company) has no say in what they do.
The ruling was that "indecent" expression is protected while "obscene" is not, and what was considered "obscene" by the Supreme Court was, if I remember right, the kind of stuff that would probably be vile enough to make the author of goatse.cx throw up, that is, pretty raw, hard core stuff. Curse words, like the F-word and such, would be considered "indecent" rather than "obscene," I believe.
As for your complaints against my elitism... My point was not my "elite" status. My point was that Slashdot has changed. Could it be perhaps that you interpreted it this way because you are insecure about your own status? (If I had wanted to portrary myself as somehow elite, I would have mentioned my 200+ karma.)
I think the "Your Rights Online" section has served to seriously weaken Slashdot's potential for social change. It has tended to present a host of "causes" which are simply not important. DeCSS -- sure, critical free speech issue. "Geeks Rights" in the aftermath of Columbine -- definitely. I think Slashdot really helped to raise the flag there, and probably saved a lot of kids a lot of suffering.
Using the "f word" in a domain name for an inside joke because someone is too lame to go to an alternative registrar? Oh spare me.
Every time you raise a ruckus over an issue, you use some "capital." If you raise a ruckus over an issue that doesn't matter, you may not have this "capital" when the issue does matter. This is why organizations like the NAACP and ACLU have lost much of their ability to affect social change. Slashdot is rapidly becoming a cry-baby website, and when the issue really does matter -- when there is another Columbine -- nobody will listen. And that is a shame.
Or, to put it terms that brains limited to four letters might understand:
Oops... That's right, 'never' has five letters. Just proves you can't say anything useful in four.--
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Doubt you can.
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Don't dare try to tell me that DS is courteous.
Besides, I submit that, if the drill Sargeant is as talented as you claim, he could insult you just fine without using a single word from the "7 you must not say." Why pick the low hanging fruit? Remember: I specified an example where more "appropriate" language could not serve just as well.
Likewise, your appeal to cursing as a means to aculturation fails, since there are many other means of aculturation, and it is perfectly feasible to develop a distinctive vocabulary that would acculturate just as readily without having to be intentionally offensive.
As for the whole "french or latin" thing... Spare me. Those both require time and effort to learn. To simply say "fucking" this and "shit" that takes about ten seconds to learn, and I'm sure my 2-year-old could do it -- and I've heard two year olds cuss like sailors.
So let's see... You call me an idiot as you respond with irrelevant examples defending a behavior that accomplishes nothing and could be done by a 2-year-old.
If you don't see the disconnect, then I have to wonder whether you are an idiot or a troll.
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Most people get over potty and shock humor by the time they're twenty. Most people know it's a waste of time, and that a compelling urge to say "fuck fuck fuck fuck" is really an indicator of a limited imagination. Similarly, most people realize some time shortly after they first begin to support their own addictions instead of going to mommy and daddy for it that our rights are not nearly so important as our responsibilities.
So you can't register "I want to fuck your body.com". WHO CARES? If you don't like it, start your own registrar. If anyone cared about enabling this kind of juvenile nonsense, they would add your tld's to their cache.
Guess what: nobody cares.
I've been on Slashdot since pretty close to the beginning (take a look at my user number -- 4 digits, not 6). But I rarely bother to read anything but headlines anymore, and almost never bother to post. This article is a perfect example of why. By perpetuating the whines of emotional and intellectual infants for rights that they don't have to do things that don't matter, Slashdot has itself become nothing more than a forum for the tendentiousness of teenagers.
Kind of sad, ain't it?
The first person to say that "a little bit of censorship is like a little bit pregnant" (or its moral equivalent) gets a sugar coated pacifier and that stinky diaper changed. I've heard it before, and I'm not whelmed.
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After a fit of stupidity on NSI's part this summer I decided to get back at them. Using Gandi.net I registered the domain name fucknsi.org. They kinda got taken aback when I was on the phone with them and said my email was i@want.to.skull.fucknsi.org. Plus Gandi is like 10 bucks for a year. Well, depending on the strength of the Euro I guess.
My Slashdot account is old enough to drink...
Fucking is a real city in Austria. The domain has been taken to sell T-shirts, though.
And there is the Argentinian film Fuckland.
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bullsh.it
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damn.it
funny, actually
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity
Never underestimate the power of stupidity
To err is human, to moo bovine
This is a nice example that it is definitely allowed elsewhere: fuck.it.
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Never underestimate the power of stupidity
Never underestimate the power of stupidity
To err is human, to moo bovine
but I have wankyspanky.com, also as part of a silly private joke (Hi Clairey & Lex!).
I think wank is a lot ruder in britain than america though.
"don't fall into the fallacy of believing that Perl can solve social problems. Maybe Perl 6 can, but that's a ways off"
On CityTV they bleep out "fuck" and "motherfucker" during the day, but after a certain time (I think around 8:30PM or so) they only bleep out the "mother" part of "motherfucker". I'd always thought it strange that the innocent word "mother" somehow made a swear word even worse somehow.
ObFuckDomain: fuckedcompany.com
There's a difference between getting offended when someone says something, stopping someone from saying it.
Of course, it isn't the word itself one should be offended by, but the intended meaning. If you use a word like "nigger" or "kike" actually intending to insult the people those derogatory terms refer to, then that would be something I'd get offended about. On the other hand if you used those terms for another reason (like quoting Mark Twain, or this discussion), then I wouldn't be offended at all. Either way, I wouldn't attempt to take away your right to say it.
the U.S. is the nation that has become the most powerful nation with the highest standard of living (for its size)
When you say "for its size", I assume you mean population-wise. If that's the case, then the same could be said about China.
If you're actually referring to land-area, Canada has a higher standard of living that the US.
This is what I get: (from a shaw @Home ip in the 24.67.119.0/255.255.255.0 netblock)
You are not authorized to view this page
You do not have permission to view this directory or page from the Internet address of your Web browser.
If you believe you should be able to view this directory or page, please contact the Web site administrator by using the e-mail address or phone number listed on the bullsh.it home page.
HTTP 403.6 - Forbidden: IP address rejected
Internet Information Services
Technical Information (for support personnel)
Background:
This error is caused when the server has a list of IP addresses that are not allowed to access the site, and the IP address you are using is in this list.
More information:
Microsoft Support
The list of words, thoughts and concepts that we have had to be protected from spans the range from Carlin's famous Seven Words You Can't Say on Television to dodecahedron, the existence of which was thought by Helenic Greek philosophers to be too complex and powerful for mere mortals.
Some far-Eastern sects believe that saying the nine billion names of Rama will being about the end of the Universe.
Just saying the name of Jehova will bring death by lapidation (stoning) from some fundamentalist Jewish sects. ("Oy! Put down that rock!)
Just having the ability of giving birth to their sons condemns women to solitary confinement amongst the Taliban.
The litany of forbidden words would fill its own dictionary. Different words for different times and different places. The fun begins when they, those mystical, all-powerful illuminati,) set up mutually exclusive rules. Then you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
The issue has always been about control. Thou shalt not is not for your good but for your good not! Its about: Who's in charge here!
Setting one fundamentalist against the other doesn't work either. They merely get together to oppress you more together.
The trick is to propose something that is so ridiculous that it is unenforcable:
disembowelment for cursing, in any of a hundred languages about any of a hundred concepts;
decapitation for thinking about dental floss;
genitorture and mutilation for humming off-key;
immolation for dragging elections through the courts long after anybody cares who robs them blind;
castration for failing to deliver campaing promises
You get the idea...
MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
So don't use NSI.
I used DomainZero (when they were still free) to register fucknut.org, they didn't bat an eyelash.
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Hmmm, I'm not sure I can trust a domain register if they can't even get their Terms of Service correct. "three (5) times", "twenty (30) page", and "three (5) times" confuses me. What are the trying to say?
It's obvious to me that NameZero (losers) decided to modify their TOS (retroactively screw over existing customers) to take into account real-world necessities of the usage of their service (we made up some numbers, they didn't work, so we made up some more numbers); in the process they neglected to fact-check the document before posting it (can't afford a proofreader).
Jay (= (karma whore looking for "Funny" points)
why should idiots like you clog up the internet by buying domain names for christmas cards. I bet you irc with some rediculously long host like i.am.a.complete.fucking.idio.ot or post to alt.losers.i.have.no.life.so.i.like.to.waste.time. buying.domain.names.for.christmas.cards
I have no sympathy for you. get a life.
How the fuck do you know that shitface domain won't fucking get rejected later, such as when it goes through to the motherfucking central registry? (language included for the unoffended)
now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
I rember how the word "fuck" was banned yet the domain name fuckedcompany.com was allowed.
I might add that this is the Internet and keepping the Internet domains clean of english curse words when web sites are known to contain graphic discriptions of thies curse words.
One often posted website contains a clear example of one curse... something I personally got called a lot when someone didn't get what they wanted. But the domain name is deceptive.. It is quite likely had the domain holder had a choice he would have selected a compleatly discriptive domain name.
Why should the f word be void from Internet domains when in some cases Usenet posts are composed of almost nothing but....
Aren't we being a bit prudish?
On radio and TV I understand the point.. broudcast.. etc. But gezz... Make bind filter the 7 words and then let people reg those domains who don't want kids accessing those web sites....
hay instead of credit card varification require adult sites use a 4 letter word that can then be cut off at bind...
I don't actually exist.
...is the free redirector service, www.isfuckingbrilliant.com. (I have http://andy.isfuckingbrilliant.com). They also have isfuckingshit.com, hadyourmom.com, etc etc. Check it out (blatant plug, and I don't even own it... terrible).
--Remove SPAM from my address to mail me
..in the com tld (as of 20001114):
$ grep -c 'FUCK.*IN NS' com.zone
25026
That's right - there's currently over 25 thousand domains registered in the com tld containing those four letters in sequence...
I registered tcpipbitch.net with NSI no problems, and bitch was one of them words they would not register in the past.
I came, I conquered, I coredumped
Yes, it does. It says, "Congress shall make no law...yada yada" which roughly translated means: "Like I give a fuck about your goddamn motherfucking assfuckers who don't like it when I fucking swear."
BTW--NSI registered "likeigiveafuck.com" along with many others (hit the web site and see) so why are they now giving people a hard time?
My journal has hot
The story you remember hearing was about the early days of AOL when they installed a filtering program over all their software. It's primary purpose was to stop people creating "rude" usernames and/or swearing in chat rooms.
:-p
It slipped up however when a guy who was trying to register a user account kept getting his application refused by the system. He eventually worked out that it was due to him entering Scunthorpe in his address.
When he contacted the support desk, they evntually came up with the solution that he should use a misspelled form for the name such as Sconthorpe! They couldn't correct the problem in the filters until the next major revision of their software because it was so deeply ingrained in the code! This led to some great jokes about AOL being the company that took the cunt out of Scunthorpe
"Give the anarchist a cigarette"
A little planning goes a long way...
Just a thought.
Greg
Yup, And I believe the constitutional test for obscenity is still: "I'll know it when I see it." Sigh...
My company does web-hosting for a number of porn sites, many of which have the word "fuck" in the domain name. The secret is to avoid NSI like the plague. We used to use Domain Wizards, but have since moved to being an OpenSRS partner.
A while ago I came across a page describing someones attempts to register the domain fuck.com. The information may be a little dated, since it all took place during InterNICs monopoly over registration, but it is useful (and somewhat entertaining) nonetheless. The url is http://www.links.net/webpub/fuck.com.htm l.
- tred
Our supreme court also decided a while back that "obscenity" isn't protected by the 1st Ammendment for some reason.
I wonder if George Dubya's "Strict Constructionists" will revisit THAT one. Heh.
I'm in the 24.222.88.0/21 netblock (Eastlink) and I get the same error.
I'm guessing the site blocked 24.0.0.0/8.
Who would block a class A?
Ah yes, someone running IIS. I get it now.
I find it particuarly interesting what has happened when broadcasters have tried to avoid swear words. Red Dwarf used 'smeg' as a replacement for 'fuck', and it is begining to enter the language, being used even where there isn't a Red Dwarf connection.
I've heard the same song, and I quite liked it. But the words of Anthrax do not an NSI policy make.
So I read the HTML source. It's mostly Javascript that appears to be written by a non-idiot. Unfortunately, they overlooked some minor details, so the site won't work unless you run Windows or Mac on a 68k. The URL to try is fucking here.
Fuckwits with Flash can try this fucking url
I wonder who owns FuckNSI.com? That was rhetorical - I know who does now. - that's a cute weasel.
Or, less rhetorically, but rambling:
[chaz@phoebe chaz]$ whois fucknsi.com
[whois.internic.net]
Whois Server Version 1.3
Domain names in the
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.
Domain Name: FUCKNSI.COM
Registrar: TUCOWS.COM, INC.
Whois Server: whois.opensrs.net
Referral URL: www.opensrs.org
Name Server: FRANK.BAZ.ORG
Name Server: SOM-NS-1.FSCK.COM
Updated Date: 20-sep-2000
>>> Last update of whois database: Thu, 23 Nov 2000 07:31:56 EST
The Registry database contains ONLY
Registrars.
So, now you know.
http://www.gonzo.org/fun/sound/fword.html
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I have had great luck with 000domains.com. Haven't had a problem yet with registering a domain name with "explicit 4 letter words".
- Slash
The constitution, alas, only tries to keep the government from interfering. Private citizens are, regrettably, allowed to be as dumb as they want.
If your queen ever lets you have a constitution, you should think about putting something like that in.
Around these parts, when we talk about the Constit uti on, we generally are referring to both the original and the changes to it. Sort of the same way that when people say "Linux" they're not talking about the 1.0 release.
Personally, I think the constitution is precious precisely because we can change it, (although I am pleased that it's pretty hard to change). The whole point is that the government is not some static thing handed down from on high; it's something we all do. Allowing the constitution to be ammended is just a recognition that a) circumstances change, and b) nothing is perfect, even if it seems that way at the time.
But you're right about the 18th amendment; that's why we repealed it.
Gandi and most of the Core registrars will register a domain with fuck in it. Gandi is in Europe so they'll charge you with those silly Euros, but assuming you don't have some real shitty credit card that shouldn't be a problem if you're outside Europe, you should be able to find a Core registrar from your country of origin if that's the kind of thing you're into.
Solution is simple: someone needs to write a browser with a "ROT13" switch. Then "alternate" encoded domains can be surfed normally. You just throw the ROT13 switch and surf away in the alternative domain. Sites that care can register the alternate name as an alias and exist in both domains.
Sure, it fractures the internet into a commercial, acceptable domain and an "anything goes" domain.
=googol=
So certain words are taboo. Big !@#$ing Deal! (censored so as not to offend anyone ;-)
:-)
I really don't understand why the BIG 7 taboo words all deal with sex, and other bodily functions.
I also really don't see the problem. If people are offended at these words, it is NOT like you're FORCING them to visit your site!
Maybe we need to grow up socially, and understand that words are just that: JUST WORDS! (Yes, they carry a conatation behind them, but if you don't like it, stop listening to them.
Live, and let live. People wouldn't be so stressed out then.
Ah, its a Jamie post.
As part of a study on offensive words for a Linguistics class I circulated a questionaire in the Residences at the University of Victoria. It listed about 20 "offensive" words and asked the user to rate them on a 1 (least offensive) to 7 (most offensive) scale. The results were quite interesting, as was the reception, but I have lost the paper alas.
"The first time I got drunk, I got married. The second time I bought a chimpanzee, after that I stayed sober" Arian Seid
A short demonstrative snippet:
Below are the answers to many Frequenly Asked Fucking Stupid Questions about isfuckingbrilliant services. If you've got any fucking stupid questions that are unanswered, you can mail them to support@isfuckingbrilliant.com
How do I get rid of that fucking stupid banner?
Don't be fucking stupid, we offer you a free service, all we ask is for that ONE banner to be displayed when someone enters your site, it's not awhole lot to ask for is it? In the near future we plan to have several banner options, such as delay and frames, this will give you more options if you do not like popup banners.
This is the first step in censoring; the more that "the authorities" take upon themselves to regulate, the more they will assume to be their right to regulate. Mostly to protect themselves, I think; for example I can see the next logical step in this being "Oh, that's too similar to [large corporation]'s domain name".
The only rule domain registrars should actively enforce, is that the domain itself does not currently exist. That way, they don't have to encase the registration in x different rules and disclaimers to protect themselves from lawsuits.
Scary precedent.
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Strong data typing is for those with weak minds.
Or for the full reg info:
Registrant:
STATUS QUO ANTE (FUCK17-DOM)
United States District Court, District of
New Hampshire, 55 Pleasant Street
Concord, NH 03301
Domain Name: FUCK.COM
Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Network Solutions, Inc. (NSOL-NOC) noc@NETSOL.COM
Network Solutions, Inc.
505 Huntmar Park Drive
Herndon, VA 20170
US
703-742-4777
Billing Contact:
Accounts Payable (AP5173-ORG) ap@NETSOL.COM
Network Solutions, Inc.
505 Huntmar Park Drive
Herndon, VA 20170
US
703-742-0400
Record last updated on 04-Oct-2000.
Record expires on 24-Mar-2002.
Record created on 24-Mar-2000.
Database last updated on 23-Nov-2000 10:07:20 EST.
I don't get it?
None of those words are dirty! Or do you expect someone to be "offended" by nonsense like "feck","cknt", or "c%wboy neal"?
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"This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."
Network Solutions initially allowed all words, then banned George Carlin's "seven dirty words," alone or as substrings, with occasional slip-ups and odd exceptions. The seven words were piss, shit, fuck, cunt, motherfucker, cocksucker, and tits, preventing names like "scunthorpe.com" and "shitakemushrooms.com."
.coms, .nets and .orgs, and many of them took any name you wanted, and most still do. There was a piece in Slashdot about this at the time.
In late 1998 NSI started allowing "shit." In July 1999, other registrars were granted authority to register
NSI and Register.com still refuse, perhaps to appease current and potential investors. (Register.com had IPO aspirations a while back) On the other hand, I think bulkregister.com, with no rules, has overtaken register.com as the #2 registrar, which can't be appealing to investors.
A lawsuit was filed by a person wanting to register obscene names in early 1998, so NSI registered them on behalf of the United States Attorney General to hold in escrow pending a decision. That's why fuck.com, for example, is registered by NSI to a US District Court. It's been a long legal process, and from what I gather, NSI fucked up and forgot to renew registration on at least some of them. As a result, NoNameCorp (who sucks up most good expiring domains) landed motherfucker.com when it expired in March.
There is a time and a place for everything. George Orwel's description of the Spanish civil war could have used the words shit, turd and crap at least once for variety and sharpness. He chose the words dung, and human excriment instead which worked well enough. After reading him, you will never look at trenches the same way again.
You would do yourself a favor to try not to think of such common, and usualy unpleasant things. If you can't do that, you might try to remove them from your speech so other people will not associate you with such stuff.
Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.
Cohen vs. California, 403 US 15, 18 (1971) ... Protecting Non-spoken Free Speech since the 1971. :-)
Admittedly the internet isn't governed by US Supreme Court decisions, but NSI is...
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News for Geeks in Austin, TX
"An investigation into the relative offensive nature of selected cuss words and racial slurs."
Will you be using the words in or out of context? I ask because it seems to me that the offensive/assaultive strenght of many words depend on how they are used. For instance, "my ass hurts" vs "you're an ass" or to be more extreme "I wanted him in my cunt fucking me" vs "Fuck you, you cunt".
Language is all about context, and while I do find some words pretty damn offensive without any context, most can be moderated or enhanced by the way they are used. After a few turns round westminster, for instance, it might take you a while to remember why the phrase "all my bitches" can be offesive. :)
-Kahuna Burger
...will work for Chick tracts...
The constitution only protects us from government censorship. Domain registrars are no longer an agent of the government.
-- Fester
-- Fester
"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."
The usage of the word fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-word. It's the one magical word, just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as the most words in the English languages, is derived from German, the word fricken which means to strike. In English fuck fall into many grammatical categories.
As a transital verb for instance : "John fucked Shirley."
As an intransitive verb. "Shirley fucks."
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work."
As part of an adverb : "Shirley talks too fucking much!"
As an adverb enchancing an adjective : "Shirley is fucking beautiful!"
As a noun : "I don't give a fuck!"
As part of a word : "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "in-fucking-credible"
And, as almost every word in a sentence : "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
As you must realize there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as:
Aggression - Fuck you!
Agreement - Fucking-ay right!
Amazement - Fucking shit!
Annoyance - Don't fuck with me.
Apathy - Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors.
Command - Go fuck yourself!
Confusion - What the fuck?
Denial - I didn't fucking do it.
Despair - Fucked again.
Difficulty - I don't understand this fucking question.
Directions - Fuck off.
Disbelief - Unfuckingbelievable!
Dismay - Oh, fuck it!
Displeasure - What the fuck is going on here?
Encouragement - Keep on fucking.
Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt!
Fraud - I got fucked.
Greetings - How the fuck are ya?
Hatred of chemistry - Thermofuckingdynamics.
Identification - Who the fuck are you?
Ignorance - He's such a fuck head.
Incompetence - He's a fuck up.
Insight - You're out of your fucking mind!
Laziness - He's a fuck off.
Lost - Where the fuck are we?
Panic - Let's get the fuck out of here.
Passive - Fuck me!
Perplexity - I fucking know all about it.
Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?
Pleasure - I couldn't be any fucking happier!
Question - You ain't fucking me?
Rebellion - Fuck the world!
Resignation - Oh, fuck it!
Retaliation - Up your fucking ass!
Suspicion - Who the fuck are you?
Trouble - I guess I'm really fucked now.
Ugliness - You're a dumb looking fuck.
Wisdom - Fuck that shit!
Wonder - How the fuck did you do that?
It can be used in an anatomical description - "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used in business - "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal - "Motherfucker."
It can be political - "Fuck Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" - General Custer
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic
"Thats not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of the "Challenger"
"What fucking map?" - Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah
"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? So, use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly : "FUCK YOU !!!"
They actually allowed someone to register Microsoft.com! How could they let anyone use a name so offensive on the Internet?
But seriously, who did f&%$edcompany.com register with? and f&%$ed.com? (Yes, I do have a problem with my u, c and k $eys. Its f&%$ing annoying)
Arsenal
Scunthorpe
Manchester-fucking-United.
John
John
Personally, I use Dotster as my registrar (US based). I just checked, and they don't appear to be censoring anything. Their regular price is $15/year, but if you're patient, they often have $10 specials.
One site I feel should be mentioned is mikehuntsonfire and also check out
sickfuckers.com
SickFuckers got registered so you're in with a chance here...
FYI MikeHunt is a cool underground site that in their own words "puts out the evilest books, videos & comix this side of hell!"
Oh and their index page is pretty funny because the opening link is "CLICK TO ENTER MIKE HUNT". I know pretty inane stuff...
I never thought this link would EVER be on topic....time to sit back and watch my kharma burn !!!
I agree! If the doamain is legal to sell, then perhaps they're violating their agreement as a domain agent. Of course, try getting our current crop of "let's clean up Hollywood" politicians excited about allowing FUCK in domain names. A little story: For about a year, I dropped out of my long career as a researcher and worked for a dot-com. They would meet for days on end about what dirty words should be filtered in chat rooms! They'd rather talk about that than actually making the products better. I finally left in disgust, and the CTO of the company who was a main force behind keeping chat clean was arrested for soliciting sex with what he thought was a 13-year-old girl on the Internet. --
Most offensive swear word:
Regarding the link to a goddess, it has this to say:
It seems that eatmyass.com is appropriate but unavailable. They have suggested the following: myeatmyass.com e-eatmyass.com abouteatmyass.com eatmyassonline.com eatmyasscentral.com
Fuck is such a useful word. Doesn't your constitution provide for dealing with people who are a bit anal about the fuck word?
Since the asterik is usually used for a string of characters in a wildcard situation, it would probably be preferable to use a question mark, no? Otherwise, the poll options could be misconstrued as anything from "Fiddleback" to "Clerihewboy Neal."
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isverybad[.com|.org|.net] or areverybad[.com|.org|.net]
You show me a page with meaningful content criticising entity X and I'll create entityx.isverybad.org or entitiesx.areverybad.net or whatever combination is preferred. For instance, http://softwarepatents.areverybad.org now points to the LPF. Let's see people shut down that.
Feel free to interpret my geographically-and-trigonometrically-spamproofed e-mail and discuss the subject with me.
Registerfree.com doesn't censor domain names, and I've used them in the past. They offer cheap, no-frills registration. Go check them out.
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Natural != (nontoxic || beneficial)
What does it say about people like this? Do they ignore the fact that if you decide you want to walk down a sidewalk to a strip club, the sidewalks don't throw a barracade up that says "your direction is inappropriate, please choose another". It's everyone person's right to choose what they want to expose themselves to.
This form of censorship is utterly redundant and excessive. IF you are offended by something, you are NOT going to go out searching for that thing on purpose. If someone's offended by the word "f*ck", they are not going to type it into a search engine. As for those of us who aren't offended, we don't care either way.
Besides, this kind of blockage at a search engine does nothing to keep you from all the naughty words, porn banners, and so on that will be thrown at your face once you start clicking links.
Why do people think they are going to make some sort of positive influence by trying to censor the Net? Arrogant, conceited, and utterly foolish. Stopping the ocean tides would yield better results.
It's a big wide beautiful world we live in, and everyone should be allowed to be as silly and ignorant as they want to be. Sure, we who live in cities have to tolerate a little inconvienence, but those bible loving icon worshipers who want to save the interent for the children, they live in the midwest. I think it's pretty clear who got the short end of the stick.
The argument that any outlet of anything should offer you the full range of choices available is, even on its face, not very realistic. I personally think the world and its infobaun would be a fairly boring place if it were homogeneous. The differences are what make stuff interesting, stupid, worthy of ridicule, and the hottest wetest nastiest teenage porn you've never paid to see.
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.
You're all missing the point! We need to shelter them from the "bad ideas" so when they read Catcher In the Rye, the impact will be preserved. I know it's a lot of work to shield little Suzzie until sophmore english, but from my own personal experience the effort is well worth it.
See, I have a learning disorder which makes it immpossible for me to understand new words solely from their spoken context. Consequently, when I was around five or so and began to hear objectionable language regularly in school, I was unable to integrate it. By the time I was in sophmore english I still was ignorant. I would read the internet often, so I knew what it was in a sence, but I'd always seen it as "bowl of fukk." We were reading Salinger in class one day, and I hit the pivitol passage. Well I was stunned, and confused. I remember it like it was directed by John Woo, with doves and unnecessary slow motion. I rasied my hand. The teacher came over; I pointed and asked my question. He bent down and whispered his reply. At this point I reflexivly shouted, "No shit? Well sonuvabitch!" I spent the remainder of the afternoon with the vice principal, but wow what an impact!
And the answers to the questions follow: We're saving the children from Sally Struthers, and with a creature of her size we need all the help we can get.
--Jimmy has fancy plans; and pants to match.