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Helix Code Changes Name To Ximian

Ambrosius27 was one of a number of people who has sent the word that Helix Gnome is nada mas. It's now....Ximian - they've even got a name-change FAQ and everything.

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  1. OMG! GNOME by Kohath · · Score: 5

    Gnome's
    Now
    Owned by
    Monkey
    Enthusiasts!

  2. Re:Could be worse: Syzgzy? Ibiblio? by grammar+nazi · · Score: 3
    If you do a google search on ximian then you come up with the following funny link...
    Some important lessons for you
    ... The genitalia of the Ximian red ape is quite visible between its legs, but don't attempt to disable it with a strike to that region. It has almost no nerve ...
    www.armory.com/~crisper/Fiction/lessons.html - 15k

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  3. follow-up by grammar+nazi · · Score: 3
    I'm sorry to reply to my own comment, but this is too funny. From the site mentioned in my previous post...
    The genitalia of the Ximian red ape is quite visible between its legs, but don't attempt to disable it with a strike to that region. It has almost no nerve endings in its genitals, which additionally allows the red ape to make love for hours without orgasming. Instead, aim your blow for the sharp bone ridge above its eyes; the sonar organ located therein will ring with the force of your blow for many minutes, stunning the creature.
    Will Helix^H^H^H Ximian Gnome allow me to make love for hours without orgasming? Try to picture a little Krynn gnome with bright red genitalia between his legs! ...wait, don't!
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  4. Re:yikes by Coward,+Anonymous · · Score: 3

    am i the only one asking how the hell do you pronounce that???

    Assuming everyone else has read the FAQ, yes you are the only one.

  5. The Real Reason Behind the Change by Sheeple+Police · · Score: 4
    As we all know, the coding is being done by a thousand monkeys on a thousand typewriters. Feeling that they were being strongly misrepresented by the name Helix (which evoked images of a certain black cat during market analysis), they staged a revolt, flinging their feces in broad arcs throughout the air. In order to prevent the monkeys from being bought out by Microsoft (as their fecal flinging abilities are what Microsoft values in an employee), the Helix team instituted a name change to Ximian.

    Don't believe me? Read between the lines here:
    How do you say Ximian? ZIM-ee-un, to rhyme with "simian."


    See? No further proof needed.
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    1. Re:The Real Reason Behind the Change by itp · · Score: 5

      Heh, your theory dovetails nicely with the fact that my business cards all read:

      Ian Peters
      Infinite Monkey

      Just to add fuel to the fire...

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  6. Re:It just the first step... by sharkey · · Score: 3

    Followed immediately by Cro-Mag-Gnome.

    Don't bother booing. I just cut my own ears off to teach myself a lesson for that, and I won't be able to hear.

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  7. Re:Where it's coming from? by Darchmare · · Score: 3

    What they're saying is that they are a guaranteed source for verified, certified, known-good code. That is, to distinguish themselves from any potential forking going on. That's the business model.

    Makes sense to me, regardless of how cool 'Helix Code' sounded and how dumb the new name sounds.

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  8. Name collision by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 5
    Well, a quick search of the U.S. Trademark Electronic Search System pops up with around 184 matches with the term "Helix", including a slew of "Helix Technology" varients.

    Still, "Ximian"? Yikes.

  9. Re:Surprising facts by BlowCat · · Score: 4
    It has almost no nerve endings in its genitals, which additionally allows the red ape to make love for hours without orgasming.

    It also allows the red ape to develop software for years without delivering a stable version.

  10. maybe... by unformed · · Score: 4

    they should pick a funky little symbol, and change their name to "The Gnome Previously Known As Helix"
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  11. Re:Hmm....just a thought.... by evand · · Score: 3

    Uh, no. GNOME 1.2 has been/is the version of GNOME in woody/sid. Helix GNOME is based on GNOME 1.2, hence your confusion.

  12. But I LIKED Helix... by zCyl · · Score: 3

    Can we continually fork each release of Ximian and name it Helix again?

  13. They can't pronounce they're own name! by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 3

    From the FAQ:
    How do you say Ximian?
    ZIM-ee-un, to rhyme with "simian."

    This is incorrect. The correct pronunciation (read slowly):
    St-oooooooo-pid.

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  14. Ugh! by Greyfox · · Score: 3

    I'm confiscating their crack pipes!

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  15. The name change. by miguel · · Score: 5

    Nat and I arrived to the name "Helix Code" (which was the name under which we incorporated our "International GNOME Support" company) after much debate.

    The project began By the end of the summer we were still using IGS as our name, and we had been talking to a lot of people about IGS. Although we did not like the name, and we started looking for a new one.

    Nat had picked up the name Hopscotch, which I did not like. The name also had problems because some company owned the trademark for the name, so we had to look for another one. The debate for the name had created so many constraints that we were uncapable of agreeing to the suggestions that the other one did.

    Eventually, we came up with two lists of suggestions, and Nat said `Ok, remove the ones you dont hate from my list, and I will do the same to yours'.

    And we ended up with two empty lists.

    So we were in this Evolution kind of mood (because of our product, and our recent interest in evolution), and Nat suggested finally `what about Code Helix?' and given our previous frustration, we quickly agreed on it. We later that day changed our minds, as we thought that Code Helix would make people think `They do developer tools' (I do not remember what was the thought process that followed here), but we changed the name to `Helix Code'.

    Now, this was not a final name, it was just a temporary name that we would use to incorporate the company, and we would change it as soon as possible. Neither Nat nor I liked the name originally, so every time we told a friend "We are starting a company!" when the question about the name came in, we would explain for five minutes why it was not such a great name and so on.

    We began the work to find a new name almost in march 2000, when we were told by our lawyers that it would be very hard to avoid other companies to produce Helix products (like this complete copy of Helix Code that is not associated with us: Helix Code UK).

    A temporary name that Jacob liked was "Loolix Bode" which was what the ATT 411 service guessed when we called for information about the company once.

    The process of the name change had been going for a number of months and many names were suggested. Both Nat and I experimented extreme frustration and lack of imagination after countless meetings to change the name. Jacob to this day calls the company "Loolix Bode 2000". And Ian still calls the company "Mr. Rupert's Quality Software Group" (mr rupert being the Helix mascot).

    After a year, I am very attached to Helix Code, but the name and products we would produce would be pretty much unprotectable, and there would be no guarantee to customers that they were purchasing software or services from us. And too many companies already had Helix-prefixed products that were in similar domains.

    There were a lot of nice sounding names, and various names we scanned from various countries, towns, cultures, languages, but most of the ones I liked were at least taken on the DNS.

    There are even more details to the story, but they are quite boring.

    The Ximian name fits nicely with our monkey logo and with our monkey culture and with the evolutionary theme that has been in the company since we started it.

    Best wishes,
    Miguel.

  16. Re:Hmm... by technomancerX · · Score: 3
    As much as I hate to defend Helix errr Ximian they didn't take anything... the founder of the Gnome project is a cofounder of the company and most if not all of the core Gnome developers work for Helix... in addition Helix is the official distributor or binary packages for Gnome...

    On an unrelated note Ximian is a REALLY stupid name while Helix Code was actually kind of cool...

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