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Send out the Clones?

ParticleGirl writes "This morning, congress called for a federal ban on human cloning. The associated press has an article. This follows the International Cloning Ban which took effect last month. This is research into human cloning for any reason, this is "importing a clone" ...a kid born of cloning overseas can't come into the U.S.? And other weird stuff." If god is all powerful, then can't this just be another way he works? Personally I don't care if there's a god or not: I want clones. I wanna grow spare hearts in a vat. I wanna have a brainless clone in a tube in case I blow out my liver drinking whiskey. And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

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  1. yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    if cloning is outlawd only criminals will have clones

  2. Re:Mini-mower? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3

    I don't believe we have enough genetic information about lawnmowers to clone them yet. My solution is therefore a clone with no brain (or minimum at least) twice the size of me to do all the gardening. He'll be the incredible gardener!

    He's Maxi-me. I can be Mini-me running around biting people in the groin.

    Or something.

    -skurk

  3. I think it's already happened ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    ... and I'm the clone. I work my butt off, and I never know where the hell my money goes. I think the Real Me is sitting on a beach in Hawaii, siphoning off half the money I make, laughing like hell.

  4. you're missing the *important* applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4

    for example, I want to clone myself, then get my clone a sex change and a boob job, and then I'll have someone who'll put out. I just can't decide if that's more like incest or a really exotic form of masturbation.

  5. Christianity by Falrick · · Score: 2

    Ok, I haven't seen it, so I'm going to post it in here. I'll even put in the requisit "You probably won't agree with me so you will most likely mod me down" comment that almost ensures that this comment will get modded up just so that people can say they support free expression of opinions even if they differ from their own.

    Why, from a Christian point of view, cloning is bad. Creating another person, whether that be through good old fashion sex or by fertilizing an egg with existing DNA, is still creating just that; a person. My problem with cloning is the same as my problem with abortion. If you create this person, and then "terminate" them, or whatever other euphamism you choose, you are commiting murder. The method that is taken here is still a conception. Christianity teaches us that a person is a person from the point of conception on (no, I can't site you passages from the Bible on that, but I will look if you ask nicely). If you create a clone, or a cloned heart, or a cloned body minus the brain, through a method of conception (i.e. fertilizing an egg), you are still creating a person.

    What I don't have a problem with, and other Christians may disagree with me on this, is generating a new organ from an existing one. Take tissue from a heart and generate a new heart from it. Cool. So long as we do it without conceiving a clone.

    Where does this take us with a brain? I'm going to be honest here; I don't know. I honestly don't believe that I am my brain. If I lose my brain, then I lose all ability for me to express myself through my body. By my soul is still there.

    Even if you choose to ignore the Christian point of view, or disagree with it (God gave us free will after all): Has anyone else ever seen Gattica? Blade Runner? Any of the number of other clones-are-scum centric movies or books? Egad man. That's some scary stuff.

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    1. Re:Christianity by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      So, from this, Christians have no problem with cloning as long as it has little or no possibility of killing the fetus. Then you should have no problem with cloning for gestation or cloning for slavery, as long as the clone isn't harmed and has a chance to know God, right? QED.

      Bull-fucking-shit. I'm sure you're alone there. Christians like to think that if something's not in a contradictory book rewritten by the human puppets of the Catholic church all throughout the first millenium and through a great period of the second millenium, that you just flat out shouldn't do it. Cloning alone is NOT a crime, a sin or a travesty against nature, nor should it be considered as such. Your god laid out ten simple rules to live by, and as much as you'd like to, you can't easily adapt them to the science of cloning as long as it doesn't harm the fetus. And since a fertilized egg is not a fetus (remember that even a normally impregnated woman might miscarry within the first few days of impregnation and never even know it...reproduction is not the bulletproof activity we want it to be), destroying one is not murder. Your job, as a doublethinking purveyor of myth approaching a legislative solution to a scientific issue, is to define once and for all where life begins. It isn't conception, and it isn't birth. It's some stage in between when the brain has grown to the point that it can support the impulses of thought you call a soul. I'm fairly sure they don't exist until a child realises its own existance, which I'm sad to say isn't until they've been out of the womb for several years (which is why it's often hard to tell if a child is blind, or deaf, or has brain damage until they are much older).

      Of course, you can also continue doing what Christian pundits are best at: fly in the face of science, reason and education and make up some cock and bull story about how god hates fags and all clones are gay or something. People like to hate homosexuals and unwed mothers -- you know, sensitive types that are easy to push around. You don't see the 700 club complaining a lot about buff gun toting lunatics who don't like being touched.

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  6. Re:How many organs == a human? by jafac · · Score: 2

    I need a replacement ear, so a headless clone would not work for me.

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  7. Why now? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 4

    I'm curious as to why this process must be banned now. Sure, cloning has a huge "ickyness" factor, but I get the feeling that most of these ethical dilemmas are being "resolved" by individuals who are not rationally approching the matter.

    Many of the concerns are with the (lack of )safety of the procedure. Cloning is associated (when performed with other mammals) with extremely low success rates. However, that does not mean that the problems are unsolvable. Perhaps a ten to fifteen year ban on human cloning would be more advisable, subject to review if the problem is solved.

    We must remember that in vitro fertilization also has problems associated with implantantation, yet few argue that IVF is ethically problematic because of these problems.

    Human cloning, is at presnt, ethically problematical becuase of the high mortality rate. But this does not mean `There is no need for this technology to ever be used with humans,'' (to quote Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kans).

    The problem appers to be that the future of cloning humans lies with two groups of people who want to force the issue. The time is not right for bold intrepid scientists to drag humanity kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Nor is it right for lawmakers to read a few papers, listen to a few scientists, and decide the issue for all time.

    With advances in cloning technology, it may be possible to replicate mammals with a very high degree of success. At that point, the application of this technology to humans should commence.

  8. Ignorance by Psion · · Score: 4

    Although new technologies often cause new problems, no solutions are ever found with ignorance. The U.S. is only harming itself in the long run.

    1. Re:Ignorance by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      So all you have to do is fire up the cloning vats, take a sample from your Dad and clone a (presumably) viable embryo, bring the embryo to term, allow the person to become mature enough for organ to be usable, hope he doesn't mind that you're going to kill him, kill him, take out his liver, transplant it into your father.

      Time estimate: 20 years.

      You've been reading too many science fiction books. No wait, you can nver read too many science fictions books. You haven't read enough science non-fiction books!

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    2. Re:Ignorance by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      OK, fine, when you put it in terms of organ factories, which I think you'll agree is essentially what you are saying, I don't think there's necessarily a problem. The problem I have, and that you and the other person who responded seem to have missed is how do you get there. How do you grow a human body without a brain (jokes about Congress and Microsoft engineers don't count)? These days, that would probably mean growing a human and taking out his or her brain. Now the problem comes back to, what defines human life? This is essentially the same problem that is the crux of the abortion issue. Anyone who considers a human embryo or fetus as not a person must then logically be able to point to some defining event which makes that person a human after some period of not being one. You will find there are three alternatives:

      1. Life starts at the point of conception.

      2. Life starts at some point after conception that can only be defined completely arbitrarily (much like Jews or blacks being defined as not human), or on the basis of the available level of technology, money, or desire of the parents. In all three cases, the argument is not scientific and we return to treating people as commodities. While, the other poster doesn't seem to have a problem with it, I am certainly not looking forward to the day when people are executed because they are not deemed economically feasible to remain alive, and that is a guaranteed result of that thinking.

      3. Life never starts. I think even on Slashdot, it would be hard to find someone who takes this view.

      Now, in the case of clones, the situation is pretty analogous. If an embryo is afforded the right to life as a result of being an individual, genetically-unique human being, then an embryo put together by replacing the nucleus in a developing zygote, which is how I understand cloning currently is done, I think you can see where I'm going.

      I also have a problem with the whole argument of "if the embryo doesn't suffer, we are not doing anything wrong". A person at ground zero of a pre-emptive nuclear strike doesn't suffer either, doesn't that mean the same thing?

      Now I will accept that very few people on /. will agree with me that the fact that the soul created at the conception of a human being is sufficient reason to grant that embryo the full rights afforded to other humans, I will think that any honest person will agree that any other definition of when life begins involves tradeoffs and compromises, many of which are a slippery slope leading to the kinds of dystopias we have seen in both the real world and in fiction, where people are considered things.

      I believe that unless we keep an absolute definition of human life and its rights, we will eventually see those rights whittled away. Abortion has been legal for almost 30 years, and you are now hearing academics openly advocating allowing infanticide. Answer me this, now that we are going down that path, where will we be in 20, 50 or 100 years?

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    3. Re:Ignorance by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      You seem to think that this is driven by the same kind of irrational fear that lead to the persecution of Galileo. I think we are talking apples and oranges. The fear that this technology will be used to exploit human beings for the benefit of others is no irrational fear, it is the only way it can go. Aside from skin (and that is limited), we can't currently grow any organ in a laboratory and can hardly keep organs in a transplantable state. The _only_ way cloning could benefit anyone today is for cloned humans to be grown and harvested for their body parts. All this business about brainless human organ farms is still firmly entrenched in the "many years down the road category, if ever".

      Your arguement that we shouldn't worry about it because we will save lives applies equally well to the Nazis experimenting on Jews. Another post of mine got modded down to 0 based, I suppose, on the fact that anyone who invokes the Nazis is making a spurious argument. However, there is no doubt that what these "doctors" learned could be used to save lives. If we accept that and put it into practice, what happens the next time someone tries to do it? They will reason that ends justifies the means. Going back to the cloning issue, it all comes back to the idea of what constitutes human life and what rights do humans have.

      Look at this way Anonymous (and why in the world would you not get yourself an account so more people will read your posts, unlike a lot of folks around here, you are actually responding intelligently? We need more good debate on /.),
      if we do ban cloning, people will die because of lack of potential benefits of that technology. If we don't ban cloning, people will die in the attempt to reach that technology. I think we need to be extremely careful who we consider human, because we are already on the slippery slope to having our humanity, as well as our right to life being defined in more and more arbitrary and expedient terms.

      Please see my response to another AC in this thread for that discussion.

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    4. Re:Ignorance by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Good argument. Too bad many of the folks here seem to think people are just so much meat.

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    5. Re:Ignorance by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 4

      You're right.

      However, the former will happen for many years before the latter. Therein lies the problem. There was a recent news story about a doctor in Italy who wants to use cloning to help infertile couples despite bans against cloning that are being considered and/or enacted. About the same time came news that Dolly, DotCom the pig and all those other cloned animals are suffering from a large percentage of serious, apparently congenital, ailments and many are dying young of serious illnesses. I think given the current, limited state of cloning technology, a ban on human cloning is the only logical way to proceed.
      Because once human cloning starts, living human beings will become a commodity, and I think we, as a civilization, can all agree that people shouldn't be property.

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    6. Re:Ignorance by krmt · · Score: 2

      I am pro choice, but I'm not for the indiscriminate killing of fetuses. No one wants to abort their child really, and if you go in to cloning planning to abort 99% of the fetuses, then that's just plain wrong.

      "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

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    7. Re:Ignorance by krmt · · Score: 5

      I agree with you in that solutions are never found with ignorance, I don't think that the U.S. is really approaching this one from the point of ignorance. The idea to ban human cloning is really resting on the fact that you will get many many defective fetuses who will die on their own, have to be aborted or euthenized, or will live in pain. This is inhuman for a technology that won't really have that much payoff in the sense we're looking for. Why do you need to clone a human being? Organs? We can do better than what we're doing now, and we can do the research on animals to get it right first. The U.S. isn't harming itself by banning human cloning any more than it isn't hurting itself by banning torture.

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    8. Re:Ignorance by Ripped_edge · · Score: 2

      I think we're all getting a bit ahead of ourselves. It took somewhere in the range of 500 attempts to produce one Dolly. What do you do with those five hundred dead or deformed human clones? Let them ban cloning on humans. We're not ready technicaly to do it.



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  9. Importation ban by dkusters · · Score: 5

    The legislation prohibits the importation of clones. This is unconstitutional and will be struck down by the Supreme Court if ever enacted. Human clones are humans. The "all men are created equal" clause of the declaration of independance is a lens that the judicial branch uses to interpret law. Preventing the "importation" of a clone (would that be immigration?) would be treating the human clone differently than anyone else.

    Furthermore, being a clone could be considered a medical condition. If successfully argued as such, then human clones have protection against discrimination from the government, private employeers, loan officers, etc.

    Human clones are human. That's the point. They have all the same legal rights as any other human. Treating them specially for legal purposes will quickly be challenged and, probably, ruled unconstitutional.

    Dave

  10. I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5

    "I shall call him...CmdrTaquito."

  11. Clones and sex? by geek · · Score: 2

    You could literally go fuck yourself right? Or would that be considered masturbation? Any sex ed students care to comment?

  12. Re:And why not? by garcia · · Score: 2

    that is why I don't see a problem w/cloning. Just because you are genetically identical does NOT mean that you are in anyway more likely to become some sort of superhuman mutant capable of killing everyone... Who's to say that this clone won't be completely against that sort of shit?

  13. Re:I thought identical twins were clones by garcia · · Score: 3

    what I am confused about is how are they going to distinguish between a clone and a regular person? Is there some kind of stamp that is put on your forehead that says, "My other cells were someone elses too!"?

    Steven M. Gillon wrote about "Unintended Consequences" in legislation... This one's unintended consequence was that it is fucking stupid and too general...

  14. Re:Best to hold off until the bugs are worked out. by mandolin · · Score: 2
    Mice can't even be cloned yet properly without a high percentage of them suddenly becoming morbidly obese upon reaching what would be the human equivalent of about 30.

    And what's wrong with that? That's almost exactly how it works in this trailer park..

  15. Half height clones? by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
    And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    The year is 2015, and Internet legend CmdrTaco has received a fully grown half-height clone, whom he has named Tacillo.

    CmdrTaco OK clone, now mow the lawn!
    Tacillo Mow the damn lawn yourself, Taco boy.
    CmdrTaco (incredulous) Why you little prick! I made you to mow my goddamn lawn! Now mow the goddamn lawn!!
    Tacillo Fuck you, I'm not mowing your goddamn lawn. And by the way, if I'm a little prick, it's only because you're a big prick!
    CmdrTaco (Pissed) YOU...YOU...
    Tacillo Never thought your genetic material would turn on you, eh Taco boy? (Gives CmdrTaco the finger) Now piss off before I punch you in your now-redundant nuts.
    CmrdTaco [Censored by the FCC. Have a nice day!]
    Tacillo You said it yourself Taco Bell, you made me. I'm going to surf for porn. Deal with it.


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  16. Re:Spaghetti Ethics by MAXOMENOS · · Score: 2
    Problem is, it is cut-and-dried. But it's cut-and-dried only to those who've thought about it, and who have made a decision between two mutually-exclusive points of view:
    (snip)

    That's not a bad way of summing things up, although I might suggest that it is possible for someone to consider one who lacks the capability for even rudimentary cognative activity (e.g., the brain dead) to be essentially soulless. But that depends on how one defines the soul ("fundamental algorithm?")

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  17. baby got back by cswiii · · Score: 4

    And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    For some strange reason, I now have Sir Mix-a-Lot stuck in my head.

    "36-24-36? Only if she's five-three!"

    Someone, help!

    1. Re:baby got back by MustardMan · · Score: 2

      That would make CmdrTaco over ten feet tall...

      I knew some zealots tend to make out RMS or ESR or Linus as larger than life, but, REALLY GUYS, this is Taco we're talking about. Personally I like to picture him looking like Smithers and Katz looking like Hans Moleman

  18. Re:Cloning slavery? by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 4
    I wish I had a pointer to the Calvin and Hobbes strips which dealt with him cloning himself...


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  19. Re:Gotta love governments who don't understand tec by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2

    You've fallen into the TV Clone trap. You know the one where we grow clones in incubators and make them into adults before they get to get out and do anything.

    I am aware of how clones would develop (and the inherant problems with shortened telomeres as well), but what I imagine are "clone camps" where the clones are raised to be slaves from the start. Remember it was not all that long ago that a similar setup (or rather class system) was in effect in North America. (Indeed, it still continues throughout the world.)

    From the perspective of the law it is as unlikely that anybody but your doctor would know that you are cloned, much as you don't know who around you is a test tube baby.

    This depends on how you define a clone. If you cloned an ordinary human, sure, it would be difficult to tell (and if the telomeres were intact, I doubt if a doctor could tell.)

    What is more worrysome is a simple manipulation of the gene code. Let's say that clones all have different coloured eyes and skin. (Sound familiar?) You could easially engineer a "race" that appeared signifigantly different from "normal" humans, and would be instantly recognizable as a clone (or, perhaps, slave is a far more accurate term.)

    Hopefully with overpopulation as it currently stands we wont have to worry about a genetically created race of subordinates.

    (I realize that some of my above remarks could be taken as inflamatory by some readers, if they offend you, tough. You are obviously missing my point. =)

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  20. Gotta love governments who don't understand tech. by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4

    ``There is no need for this technology to ever be used with humans,'' said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan.

    Three Years Later:

    Doctor: Well, Sen. Brownback, your liver and heart are failing. There is some great cloning technology in China that would let you live for an extra 10-15 years. I guess we can't use that on you here though. It's not legal here, sorry.

    What? No, you can't go to China and have that procedure. If you did you would not be allowed back in the US. No clones in the US remember?

    Now I am not too familiar with American politics (I am Canadian) but:

    ``The scientists who created Dolly had over 200 attempts before Dolly was born,'' said Rep. Dave Weldon, R-Fla., a physician. ``The prior attempts resulted in malformed, sickly creatures that had to be euthanized.

    ``We cannot allow this scenario to play out with humans,'' said Weldon, who is co-sponsoring the House bill with Bart Stupak, D-Mich.


    Is this a contraditcion in terms with what the Republicans are trying to to with abortion in the US (or do they see it as a continuation of the same issue?)

    Although I am arguing on a slippery slope here, if cloning *DOES* get approved somewhere for humans, what rights would a clone have?

    You can't abort "natural" fetuses, but cloned ones? Thats ok!!

    Ah yes, the new slave trade. Come down to Wal-Mart and buy yourself a new Chinese-Engineered clone, if you are unsatified with their performance, remeber you can just not feed them, and throw them in the trash!

    (Here I am picking China as a leader in Bio-tech, but maybe I should have picked Cuba, I understand that they are very advanced on this front...)

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  21. Re:Mini-mower? by ethereal · · Score: 2

    "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

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  22. Re:I thought identical twins were clones by ethereal · · Score: 2

    So, if I created two clones of myself, it would be OK? They'd just be twins, right?

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  23. Re:What have we here? by ethereal · · Score: 2
    ``it's morally wrong and reprehensible for anybody to consider the cloning of a human being,'' said House sponsor Dave Weldon, R-Fla

    Nice to see that it's not just Germany and France (cf my comments here) which believe in ThoughtCrime. Thanks, Rep. Weldon, but I don't need you or anyone in the government to tell me how to think. I grudgingly allow the public good to interfere with what I do (on the expectation that my fellow citizens will be similarly restrained in their actions towards me), but my thoughts are accountable to no one.

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  24. cloning a whole human won't become epidemic by ethereal · · Score: 4

    ...because it's not worthwhile. What would be the advantage of creating a baby that's an exact genetic copy of someone, and then waiting years for it to be able to walk, talk, and think? I could see some advantages to cloning body parts, but cloning a whole person will never be worthwhile. Unless of course we've developed something that can accelerate your growth tremendously and also dump knowledge directly into the brain, but I'm not holding my breath on that one.

    At least Congress isn't going after mutants. Yet.

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  25. Re:Will cloning of an organ be allowed? by Belgand · · Score: 2

    While I'm still only an undergrad in biology cloning issues are at the forefront of not only my interests in science, but also my career interests for the future. That said it's impossible to tell that someone is a clone without a valid copy of the original genes to compare them to. AFAIK it would also be impossible to tell whether someone was a child or a clone without extensive testing of genes.



    The main telling factor though would be an extreme similiarity in introns. In a standard gel electrophoresis you can match up the most likely, but they won't be (or at least I've known them to be) identical. In such a case it could be assumed barring more extensive testing that you're dealing with a clone.

  26. Discrimination is the real problem! by zCyl · · Score: 4

    All the posts on here are stating the obvious such as how cloning is just a scientific tool, or how twins are clones, or making silly jokes. Everyone has missed the REAL social issue at work here. Clones WILL be created, and when they are, the world will hate them and shun them! Clones will be just as human as you and I, but they will be outcast and feared by society at large. It's the new wave of discrimination, and there will be a whole new debate about whether they are "real" people. And no one will think to ask the clones...

    1. Re:Discrimination is the real problem! by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 2

      I read an article some time back that hypothesized a clone running for president. Assuming s/he was born in the U.S. (ban or no ban) and at least thrity-five years old, is s/he eligible? The author thought so, since being the child of a felon is not a ban to public service.

      Any thoughts?

    2. Re:Discrimination is the real problem! by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      I don't see how it's going to be a problem. It's not like you can grow a human in a vat of goo like in the Matrix. This process, at least for many years to come, will still involve implanting what is essentially a zygote into a human womb (although it would be interesting to see them try a chimpanzee womb to get rid of that whole informed consent thing). A human child inside a human womb will have to be born just like all other children, and would therefore have a birth certificate and be a regular citizen. No one, not even the clone, will necessarily know it is a clone-- except for the newspaper clippings and science papers that will be written about it.

      I'm guessing that success with a human in a non-human womb is unlikely for some time as well. There are few, if any, discrimination issues with humans who resulted from artificial insemination or surrogate motherhood. The biggest problems seem to be legal, and not social.

      On the other hand, there is a big difference between a straight-up clone and a genetically altered clone. Adding non-human genes or purposefully altering the human genes in the process of cloning probably will result in someone who may be evidently not quite human, and yes, I'd say this is going to take some time to solve in the social arena. But given that we'll need to perfect the straight clone methods before we get all Dr. Moreau, I'm more worried about global warming than clonism. That would seem to me to be a much more pressing issue.

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    3. Re:Discrimination is the real problem! by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      The world will hate and fear them because of some factor of their genetics...just like the X-men!

      Once again, the whole world proves Stan Lee right, like it did with Ghost Rider!

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  27. grist for the mill by geekd · · Score: 3

    http://www.plif.com/archive/wc263.gif

    excellent cartoon on the dangers of cloning.

  28. Let's work on the logic here . . . by Badgerman · · Score: 5
    1. There is a new technology.
    2. Like any new technology, it is experimental , unpredictable, and new
    3. Due to the experimental and unpredictable nature of this new technology, someone wants to outlaw it.


    End result? Restraints on developing a new technology, which will thus remain experimental and unpredictable for much longer than is necessary.

    I smell technophobia and political grandstanding.

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    1. Re:Let's work on the logic here . . . by krmt · · Score: 2
      Due to the experimental and unpredictable nature of this new technology, someone wants to outlaw it.
      Get your facts straight. It's not unpredictable. We know that cloning will result in plenty of problematic fetuses, and we know that it can result in an individual with the exact same DNA as the donor. People want to outlaw it not because of the things that could happen, but because of the things that will happen. You are dealing with a bigger issue here than your typical tech. Read some stuff on bioethics and then say it's technophobia.

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    2. Re:Let's work on the logic here . . . by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2

      Let's continue the logic:
      There is no difference between a normal human and a cloned human, other than duplicating the 0.1% of DNA that is often different between people (the rest is always the same). A clone is merely a little more the "same" than most people.
      Why, then, should clones be subject to treatment that would be intolerable if done to other people?

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    3. Re:Let's work on the logic here . . . by john_many_jars · · Score: 2

      I didn't say stop.. I just said be careful, very very careful.

  29. Brainless clones in tubes. by meldroc · · Score: 2

    Actually, I have less problems with the brainless clone in a tube than I do with the creation of "Mini-Me's". If the clone was grown so that the development of the brain was completely supressed (scientists have already done this with frogs), it doesn't have, never had, and never will have a mind. It won't feel pain, it won't feel anything - as far as I'm concerned, it's perfectly usable spare parts. The "Mini-Me" clone mowing the lawn does have a mind, therefore he should be considered a full-fledged human being.

    However, I think that a more viable option is to use my stem cells to grow individual parts on demand - quicker and not as many ethical issues.

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  30. Re:Human clones are people! by meldroc · · Score: 3

    There's no indication so far that we can create "cloned" organs unconnected from the rest of a body.

    This can and has been done already. Scientists have been able to create a dog's bladder purely from muscle, lining, and a couple other types of cells grown in nutrients on a polymer mesh (the same way that the ear was grown on a mouse's back.) When transplanted into a dog, the bladder worked just like the dog's natural bladder. Supposedly, these guys are going to work on creating a heart next. Between this and stem cell research, I see lots of perfectly ethical uses for grown organs.

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  31. A new body every 20 years or so? by 5foot2 · · Score: 2

    It would be really cool to be able to upload your current knowledge/soul/personality (or what ever) to a new system (body) every 20 years or so. You could start out with a new fresh 20 year old body and trade it in when you hit 40. Also if you did a nightly backup of the stuff that makes you "you", and you had a major system failure (Say you die or something), you could then just restore to the new body.

    1. Re:A new body every 20 years or so? by 5foot2 · · Score: 3

      The worst possible senerio, would be if M$ software was the defacto std. used for the "data" transfer, or nightly "backups". You would then trully be owned by Microsoft. Wouldn't that sux, everything that is you held in a very proprietary format.

      After a "restore", or "hardware" upgrade, you just wouldn't work quite as well as you did to start with. Once or twice a day your eyes would glaze over with a blue color and you'd shit yourself. A hard reset would be the only thing that would bring you back.

  32. Debate of the century: Genetic Property by Smallest · · Score: 2

    Imagine the fun people will have trying to claim rights on their own genetic material. every celebrity hairdresser will have a lucrative side business selling celebrity hair to cloning agencies!

    -c

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  33. Re:Robots are better than clones by Patrick+Lewis · · Score: 2
    Perhaps something like this? It's not a multipurpose robot, but it would at least get the grass cut.

    Or you could just buy a goat.

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  34. It's the failures that cause concern by Valdrax · · Score: 5
    Is this a contraditcion in terms with what the Republicans are trying to to with abortion in the US (or do they see it as a continuation of the same issue?)
    ...
    You can't abort "natural" fetuses, but cloned ones? Thats ok!!

    Actually, you're missing the point. This kind of anti-cloning sentiment is very consistent with pro-life attitudes. Basically, there were a few unviable attempts at Dolly that had to be put down, and many, many more that never sucessfully grew past the initial stages of fertilization.

    Pro-life people hold that a fertilized human zygote has just as much right to live as a newborn baby. They are both people, even though one is far more dependent on their mother for survival than the other. Thus, the creation of hundreds of malformed, doomed to die human beings would be considered abhorrent. This is the same mindset that considers fetal stem cell research as unethical, because it essentially involves harvesting murdered people.

    Let me reiterate. The objection is that you are creating (and killing) hundreds of people to attempt to get one successful attempt. They are not saying that it's okay to abort cloned people while its not okay to abort others. They are saying that the necessity to abort failed attempts or to let them continue living broken lives with their deformities is sufficient reason to ban human cloning research.

    I find an outright ban to be a bad idea, but as someone who is pro-life, I find the current failure rate to be unacceptable. You can't clone a human nowdays without doing something a little unethical. (I'm not even going to respond to CmdrTaco's outright appeal for the creation of subhuman slaves and mindless people to be killed so that their bodies can be harvested for your own immortality.)

    Here's my proposal:
    We should have a complete moratorium on human cloning until the cloning of mammals has a failure rate approaching natural human pregnancy. Only then can we attempt it on humans. As is, cloning is far too risky to attempt with humans. We should fund research into cloning of other animals before we attempt it with people. It's just too soon right now. If we try right now, the failured attempts, and the ruined children that come out of them, will create a public backlash that could destroy all cloning research for decades, if not longer. We cannot allow premature attempts to ruin the future of cloning.
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  35. Re:Gotta love governments who don't understand tec by daviskw · · Score: 5

    Although I am arguing on a slippery slope here, if cloning *DOES* get approved somewhere for humans, what rights would a clone have? You've fallen into the TV Clone trap. You know the one where we grow clones in incubators and make them into adults before they get to get out and do anything. The truth is much more benign. If they clone you, they put you into a non-artificual real life mamary based famale incubator and let you gestate for nine months. After this time, you are freed from your prison but you get to spend the next sixteen to twenty-four years with your own personal slaves who do your bidding and let you wreck their car. At the end of that time they throw you out and tell you not to come back until you've got your own mamalian based replicant masters that they can give money to, bounce on their knees and then send home. From the perspective of the law it is as unlikely that anybody but your doctor would know that you are cloned, much as you don't know who around you is a test tube baby. In the view of congress however it is probably a bit of a good idea to ban cloning at this point in time. I don't believe it is because Congress knows what they are doing. They don't. Neither, on the other hand, do the people who want to clone other people. Put it in perspective: If the people who had invented the atomic bomb had known what they were setting up the last half of the twentieth century for, do you think they would have agreed to do it?

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  36. Re:I thought identical twins were clones by Absynthe · · Score: 2

    ummm, try again, he said "identical twins" which are always the rarer case of the egg being fertilized and spliting, which is exactly what cloning is.
    I date an identical twin and they hate each other like no one else on the planet. Although nobody forced to zygote to split in a lab, they are for all intents and purposes clones. I don't think you would always find your clone to be good company, much less your obediant servant.

  37. Imagine by wiredog · · Score: 2

    A beowulf cluster of half-height CmdrTaco clones mowing the lawn!

  38. Why Ban? Corporate America by detritus. · · Score: 2

    Cloning as a advancement in science seems to have it's benefits. However, my concern comes with Corporate America's exploitation and ruining of such technology.

    Imagine companies designing and marketing
    "proprietary" genetic races of human beings.

    One forseable advantage is the test of medical drugs, being able to have a true "pure-bred" human as a consistent test variable. But then again, is it fair to subject a human to a life of potential anguish, disease and being born into bondage? Hell, we do it to rats..

    I find the exponential uniqueness of the human race fascinating. It's truly an artform within itself, and really I see cloning is painting the same picture over and over again. If the factors of greed and selfishness didn't exist in this world like it does, i'd be for it.
    - Slash

  39. Re:And why not? by Monte · · Score: 3

    HOWEVER: From the moment they split, twins develop differently, live differently.

    And that would make identical twins different from clones just how? Aside from the different birthdays. I guess I don't get your point.

    I support a ban on cloning for now, until the majority of the US matures enough to handle the technology they're getting themselves into.

    Aww, hell, what fun is that? You're the kind of spoilsport that would ban the Bomb, I bet!

    Just wait until the KKK can begin brewing their own perfect children.

    What's wrong with that? People generally pick breeding partners they have commonality with - if we all bred randomly then the human race would be well on it's way to a uniform color. As it is, everyone pretty much runs their own little eugenics program...

  40. Re:Maybe not a ban by Monte · · Score: 5

    Now it looks as though there genuinely are some problems with the clones having reduced viability, so there are some very serious long term health issues to clear up.

    So what? There's no ban against giving birth to a baby with a genetic defect that would limit it's life, why should their be one on creating a broken clone? What's the moral difference?

    (And if the answer is "choice" I'd point out there's no ban against people who know there's a high chance of passing on a genetic disease from having kids)

    It only makes sense to put a hold on human cloning until the clones are actually likely to be as healthy as an ordinary baby...

    Sounds good, but you've got to give somebody the power to define "likely" and "healthy" and "ordinary". And once those restrictions are put on clones, what's to keep that power from being applied to regular old-fasioned conception?

    People take for granted the freedom to pretty much breed however they like, so why shouldn't that same freedom apply to cloning?

  41. Re:Your half-height clone by MustardMan · · Score: 2

    Worse yet, his shoulder is at the perfect altitude to come runnin at you on a full charge and slug you in the nuts

  42. Re:I can see it now by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > Order your very own clone of clone of [Brittney Spears / N*Sync boy / etc] now from us and get a 2nd clone at half price!!

    Problem is, these brainless clones wouldn't be useful for organ harvesting.

    I suppose they could be used as fucktoys, though. Now that'd be a growth industry. Like RealDolls(tm) made out of meat!

  43. Re:How many organs == a human? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > I would guess that a brain is what makes a human, but if only a guy's head is left, I doubt the public would buy creating headless human bodies (that would be freaky!) In that case though, why not create the parts one by one to avoid public/congressional objections?

    Agreed. I'm ready for growing headless human clones, but the rest of the species isn't.

    But the businessman inside me says "if the entire body's shot, and you need a head transplant", you've gotta solve the problem of nerve regrowth for quadraplegics first. So there wouldn't be much use for a whole ancephalic human clone of yourself, because the best you could do with it would be to hook yourself up to it and still be a quadriplegic.

    Plus - and more importantly - it's probably a hell of a lot cheaper to only grow the part you need, one at a time. Maintaining single organs in small vats is bound to be cheaper than maintaining a whole body and growing it for the 10-12 years it would take for the parts to be interchangeable.

  44. Re:Gotta love governments who don't understand tec by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    > Well, Sen. Brownback, your liver and heart are failing. There is some great cloning technology in China that would let you live for an extra 10-15 years. I guess we can't use that on you here though. It's not legal here, sorry.

    Good point. The whole thing is a tempest in a teapot.

    Maybe not three years, but definitely within 10-15 years from now, it'll all be legalized. For some reason, a bunch of Congresscritters will start changing their minds when not only their largest campaign contributors, but they themselves, will need the technology.

    This has the fringe benefit of there being 10-15 years of research being done (perhaps outside the US) to perfect the technology. Everybody wins, it just takes a little longer. Unfortunately, a lot of good US biotech docs will be working offshore, and that money won't come back into the States.

  45. Re:Spaghetti Ethics by Tackhead · · Score: 2
    To clarify my "it is cut-and-dried" comment.

    It's pretty much cut-and-dried only to the few people who have made a choice between the two points of view ("soul exists and mind/body are inseparable") and ("meat machines").

    The only reason it's not cut-and-dried in Congress is because most of the voters and campaign sponsors have never thought about which world view they hold true.

  46. Re:Spaghetti Ethics by Tackhead · · Score: 3
    > I gotta think that cloning is one of the weirdest ethical dilemmas we've ever met, and the US Government is doing its damndest to convince itself that it's pretty cut-and-dried.

    Problem is, it is cut-and-dried. But it's cut-and-dried only to those who've thought about it, and who have made a decision between two mutually-exclusive points of view:

    One: A human being is a thing that was created by God or some other process, and the notion of "soul" is meaningful, and that maybe even a brainless body has a soul, because, after all, if it were conceived naturally and happened to be a mutant, God oughta have mercy on it. There are many ethical concerns about cloning if you're part of this group. (Sorry if I've misstated the underlying philosophy - it isn't my view, and its adherents can probably describe it better than I can.)

    Two: We are machines made of meat. "Self" or "soul" or "consciousness" is an epiphenomenon of neural activity. There can be no neural activity without a brain. A brainless (anencephalic) clone grown in a vat would not be a person. A brained (i.e. "normal") clone grown in a vat or womb would be a person, just as an identical twin is a person. There is no ethical dilemma.

    Problem is - 99% of the population has never thought about these issues. We - as geeks - are accustomed to thinking about these things because we've grown up in a world where science-fiction robots and real-world AI debates are part of our daily existence.

    We're not the norm here, though, and our education system is pretty much geared to making sure nobody ever thinks about "deep stuff" like that (after all, it's not conducive to producing worker bees), and as a result, we will continue to see decisions based on ignorance.

    I don't care what side of this debate you're on. Just think about it and pick a side. Enclue your friends as to your point of view. Because the educational system sure as hell won't.

  47. Brave New World by Mr.Mustard · · Score: 3

    Am I the only person that thinks "And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn." is a Brave New World reference?

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  48. But it's the American Way by Gorimek · · Score: 4

    These politicians are fighting to destroy some core American Values.

    After all, who but a clone can better illustrate that All Men Are Created Equal?

  49. Re:Cloning of an organ will not be allowed. by Spasemunki · · Score: 2

    Well, not exactly. The transfer of a somatic nucleus into an egg cell is the procedure currently used to close whole animals (a la Dolly). If you could come up with an organ cloning procedure that did not involve this, than you would be legal. The issue is placing somatic nuclei from humans into egg cells, which are still totipotent (capable of creating any and all other forms of cellular matter through division). Maybe there could be a way to simply use a single liver cell if you wanted to grow a liver; no one knows yet, because frankly we're not very skilled at cloning yet, much less starting to figure out how to grow individual organs (though we have caused a few flys to grow eyes all over their bodies- that's a long way from transplantable organs, however)

    "Sweet creeping zombie Jesus!"

  50. UNIX insights on cloning by eries · · Score: 5
    For those hollerin for cloning tech now, here's a little story from Graham Glass' excellent UNIX for Programmers and Users, Page 410 (SystemsProgramming, Getting a New Process: fork())

    "It [fork] reminds me of a great sci-fi story I read once, about a man who comes across a fascinating booth at a circus. The vendor at the booth tells man that the booth is a matter-replicator; anyone who walks through the booth is duplicated. The original person walks out of teh booth unharmed, but the duplicate person walks out onto the surface of Mars as a slave of the Martian construction crews. The vendor then tells the man that he'll be given a million dollars if he allows himself to be replicated, and he agrees. He happily walks through the machine, looking forward to collecting the million dollars... and walks out onto the surface of Mars. Meanwhile, back on Earth, his duplicate is walking off with a stash of cash. The question is this: If you came across the booth, what would you do?"

    Careful what you wish for. Also beware programming books that keep you up nights.
  51. Re:Cloning slavery? by dimator · · Score: 2

    if he didn't want to clean his room or do his homework, neither would his clones

    Looks like someone can't control his clones.

    My clones will like what I tell them to like!
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  52. Re:basis for concept that clones are monsters by dimator · · Score: 2

    Also this. Small part, but they were in there (and they were disgusting)


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  53. How many organs == a human? by dimator · · Score: 3

    If cloning of spare parts is allowed, how many parts == a human? Ie, if a guy has his foot amputated, I can cook him up a new foot. If his leg is amputated, then surely I can cook him up a foot attached to a leg.

    Well, how far can I take this? What if the guy is mostly gone, can I make him legs, arms, torso, etc? How many parts can I grow together before someone says "hey!"

    I would guess that a brain is what makes a human, but if only a guy's head is left, I doubt the public would buy creating headless human bodies (that would be freaky!) In that case though, why not create the parts one by one to avoid public/congressional objections?


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  54. Send in the Clones by bjorky · · Score: 2

    Isn't it rich, are we a pair?
    Me here at last on the ground,
    You in mid-air.
    Send in the clones.

    Isn't it bliss, don't you approve?
    One who keeps tearing around
    One who can't move
    Where are the clones?
    Send in the clones.

    Or.. from Zorak:

    Zorak-
    Ahem, a'right, look out
    My mother said to me one day
    "My little tator tot,
    We're going to the circus whether you like it or not"
    I told her she could take a hike,

    She kicked me in the rear
    I said, "Allright, I'll go,
    But let me just make one thing clear
    Don't send in the clones,
    ugh,

    Don't send in the clones,
    Don't send in the clones,
    They always bring me down.


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    1. Re:Send in the Clones by sulli · · Score: 2

      And this is different from the status quo how?

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    2. Re:Send in the Clones by Nic_7 · · Score: 2

      I just want a couple miniature CmdrTaco clones to use as lawn ornaments... and the marketing rights

  55. Do you think...? by webword · · Score: 2

    Do you think that some day, clones will do research on the days before cloning? They will read these comments and they will think about what you said. They will have feelings about your comments. They will look at CmdrTaco's comments and they will not laugh. The idea that they could have been used for "spare parts" will be so frightening. The idea that they might have been slaves, or treated as slaves, will not be funny. They might weep at your comments. They might feel nothing. Either way, they might your comments some day. Are you creating the history that you really want to create? To the future clones out there, reading my comments: Please find me. I'd like to find out what you think of my comments. I want to know how you really feel and if I was right.

    If you are a clone reading this 15-20 years from now, don't take the negative comments to heart. Remember, people were once afraid of CD players.

    - John

  56. doing chores by passion · · Score: 4

    I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    Hmm, seems to me that the ownership of a living being by another living being is referred to as "slavery". No matter what color, etc. this is still the same issue.

    I would rather have R2-D2 mowing my lawn, such as one of these Mowbots

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  57. Re:I thought identical twins were clones by LordNimon · · Score: 2

    Twins are the same age (give or take a few minutes). Clones aren't.
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  58. Re:And why not? by RGRistroph · · Score: 5

    Twins are clones.

    What is being proposed under current cloning, that is the process which produced the Dolly sheep, is essentially the creation of an identical twin who is much younger than you are.

    What were you immagining a clone was ? Some sort of Star Trek transporter echo ? If we create an embryo from one of your cells, then it still has to be implanted in womb that will not reject it and then raised to adulthood.

    As such, cloning is much more of an incremental advance than the reactions of congress and slashdot would suggest. Parents of a sickly child already occasionally choose to have additional children to increase the number of potentional organ or marrow donors for the first child, an ethically problematic decision because you are bringing someone into the world with a purpose or implied obligation.

    You say "Just wait until the KKK can begin brewing their own perfect children." But that's exactly what they think they are doing already, by marrying white women and raising their children to be racists.

    In India and China many pregnancies are tested for sex and aborted on those grounds. In the US this surely happens too; people also test for various genetic diseases such as Down's syndrome and choose to abort pregnancies based on that. Can you immagine how a mother who had aborted a Down's syndrome pregnancy feels when she finally has a child, and the kid decides to make himself retarded by sniffing glue ?

    People will be bad parents regardless of the tools science offers them or the tools congress denies them. The ability to create an identical twin embryo from an adult won't change all that much. Idiots will want to clone dozens of Sarah Michelle Gellers, so what ? Some of them will probably grow up ugly, and then we'll learn a bit more about how the womb and environment effect our development.

  59. basis for concept that clones are monsters by jimmcq · · Score: 2

    Sure there is! :)

  60. Cloning slavery? But it already happens every day by Hell+O'World · · Score: 2

    My son may not be an exact genetic duplicate, but as soon as he's tall enough, he'll be mowing the lawn. The difference is that he will grow up and become a full member of society. The distopia CmdrTaco evokes is that these clones will not be our children, but will be considered less than human. The scariest part of his comment is not the so-called slavery of cutting the grass, but the "brainless clone in a tube".

  61. Re:What have we here? by krmt · · Score: 2

    Your stem cell application isn't really critical. They've found that they can get stem cells from fat cells recently here at UCLA, and you can get them from aborted fetuses too. Stem cell research is not funded by the U.S. govt anyway (which is wrong). People seem to confuse stem cell research with cloning a lot. They are linked, but one isn't necessary for the other by any means. Stem cell research will have major benefits, but cloning most likely will not.

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  62. Re:Human clones are people! by krmt · · Score: 2

    I seriously doubt it's possible at all actually. If anyone knew anything about developmental biology, then they would know how much cells influence each other during devlopment to get a functioning organ. You simply can't have a heart without the cells around it influencing it to differentiate in to the heart. And those cells can't influence the heart without influence from other cells. The "heart in a vat" idea is impossible, you need a body.

    "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

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  63. Broken? by krmt · · Score: 3

    There is a moral difference because it comes down to choice, not in spite of it. You are choosing to create a "broken" clone.

    This "broken" person will suffer or die, one or the other. 1 out of 50 at best right now will be healthy and not have to suffer in any abnormal way (aside from premature aging) but 49 out of 50 will be a "broken" person. Sure, if that's acceptable for machine prototypes and such, then why not for people?

    You simply don't build people and allow for them to break. In natural childbirth, you're not making the choice to have 49 "broken" kids to have one healthy one, but in choosing to clone you will be doing just that. These clones are living people and they deserve every right to health that naturally born children get, and what you are proposing is that parents are allowed to break their kids. That is simply a crime, but with cloning that is what will happen. The choice to concieve a child is very very different than choosing to clone one.

    "I may not have morals, but I have standards."

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  64. I can see it now by skrowl · · Score: 4

    "Order your very own clone of clone of [Brittney Spears / N*Sync boy / etc] now from us and get a 2nd clone at half price!!"
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  65. Re:And why not? by borzwazie · · Score: 2
    Think we abused Napster? Just wait until the KKK can begin brewing their own perfect children.

    Perhaps a clone army of like-minded corporate comsumerites would appeal to you.

    Oh wait, we don't need cloning for that, we have the NEA and marketers to thank for that already :)

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  66. Re:Gotta love governments who don't understand tec by tps12 · · Score: 4

    I hear you. The biggest problem I see is that already there is an "import ban" on clones. Shouldn't that be an "immigration ban," or are we deciding before cloning has even succeeded that clones will be nothing more than property? Didn't these guys see Blade Runner?

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  67. Re:Cloning slavery? by belgin · · Score: 5
    Yeah. I just love how all of these people seem to think that clones will have no minds of their own and will be property. It's like saying, "He's my twin! I can lock him in the basement and beat him daily with chains if I want to! What business is it of yours anyway? People are allowed to destroy their own property." You can substitute "twin" with clone, wife, or pet and there will be people who have said/will say it.

    I believe that a bunch of barely post-Renaissance Europeans had the same ideas about people with different colored skin. That turned out well, didn't it?

    B. Elgin

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  68. Re:Human clones are people! by vorpal22 · · Score: 3

    Thank you for adding that... Well said. It disgusts me to think that people are viewing clones as some kind of "organ farms"... when they are equally alive, conscious, etc... as you are. You have no right to their organs.

  69. Re:And why not? by AMuse · · Score: 5

    Twins are not clones. They're not always even identical.

    Twins are the result of either: a) Two eggs were released this month, and both of them are now impregnated, or b) (more rare), one egg is impregnated and then splits, resulting in identical twins. HOWEVER: From the moment they split, twins develop differently, live differently.

    I support a ban on cloning for now, until the majority of the US matures enough to handle the technology they're getting themselves into.

    Think we abused Napster? Just wait until the KKK can begin brewing their own perfect children. Think bad parents treat their kids poorly because they wanted an image of themselves? Just wait until they GET a perfect image of themselves and are still frustrated because the child has a mind of its own.

    Think it won't happen that way? http://www.genochoice.com has it all.

  70. misunderstanding by donglekey · · Score: 2

    I think we all realize that (most) people who are against this don't really understand what is going on. People always seems to say, you shouldn't be playing God. Well I'm not God so I can't play God. And neither can anyone else for the same reason.

  71. Re:Human clones are people! by donglekey · · Score: 3

    You are missing the point, if I am cloned without a brian, then yes, that would be an organ farm and if one of my organs failed what would be wrong with getting a replacement that way? An identical match with a brain would be a person, but without, it would not.

  72. Re:Best to hold off until the bugs are worked out. by TimTr · · Score: 3

    I completely agree that human cloning is a bad idea until the bugs are worked out. Bringing a human being into the world with a high probability of a horribly poor quality of life is a bad idea (whether through cloning or any other circumstances.) Its not like there is a shortage of humans out there.

    As far as cloning for parts or slavery - I think those are two totally different things. A clone that is an actual person - ie: has a brain - should have any and all rights as someone born through good ol' fashioned sex :) Just as invetro etc do... However, I am all for raising organs using cloning technology that are never the conscious organ of a human (ie: no brain grown then discarded or anything like that.) There is serious research in growing just organs that could be amazingly beneficial for humans...

    Imagine discovering you have kidney disease, then having your insurance company pay for a new one EXACTLY LIKE YOURS (except healthy) to be grown and in a year or so you get the transplant and the insurance company saves the money of an alternate transplant, the failures and the blood cleaning machines...

    Cool stuff but the kinks have to get worked out first. A unilateral "ban" is short sighted so hopefully it has the ability to be overridden.

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  73. Re:Cloning slavery? by e-Motion · · Score: 5

    I completely agree. I was a little offended when I read that comment. I realize that it was a joke, but it still sounded too much like slavery, which is something that is hard to laugh about. I'm glad to see that someone else felt the same way.

    My feelings on the matter: If cloning were allowed, I think it would be important for us to accept them as equals in all respects.

  74. Woah... by Shin+Elendale · · Score: 2
    You know all those sci fi nuts who talk about how clones are going to be the next generation's slaves? Wonder if this law is the first step toward that.

    -Elendale

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  75. mini-clone by tobyjaffey · · Score: 3

    > I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    "Like CmdrTaco in every way except one eighth size, I will call him MiniTaco"

  76. Maybe not a ban by rgmoore · · Score: 5

    I'm a bit dubious about a permanent ban on cloning, but a medium term moratorium seems like a very reasonable precaution. While it was initially believed that clones were going to be genetically perfect copies of their progenitors, there's always been some suspicion that there might be problems with the cells they've started from. Now it looks as though there genuinely are some problems with the clones having reduced viability, so there are some very serious long term health issues to clear up. It only makes sense to put a hold on human cloning until the clones are actually likely to be as healthy as an ordinary baby, the same way that other medical procedures are not permitted until their safety is adequately demonstrated.

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    1. Re:Maybe not a ban by rgmoore · · Score: 5
      So what? There's no ban against giving birth to a baby with a genetic defect that would limit it's life, why should their be one on creating a broken clone? What's the moral difference?

      One of them is an artificial medical procedure and the other one is a natural biological process. The FDA (and they are the logical agency to make this kind of decision) currently has the role of approving or disapproving novel medical procedures, and IMO they should use that role to temporarily block approval of cloning until the problems are worked out. It's their job to approve new procedures only after their safety and efficacy has been established, which has certainly not happened yet with cloning. Nobody has the right to restrict the natural biological process of producing a baby; it's pretty clearly one of the non-enumerated rights reserved to the people by the 10th Ammendment, and IIRC it's now also protected legislatively. As a practical matter it's also now A) grandfathered as a procedure that was well established before the FDA started it's regulatory role and B) clearly safer and more effeective than cloning and hence a better choice by the normal standards of regulatory approval.

      It only makes sense to put a hold on human cloning until the clones are actually likely to be as healthy as an ordinary baby...

      Sounds good, but you've got to give somebody the power to define "likely" and "healthy" and "ordinary". And once those restrictions are put on clones, what's to keep that power from being applied to regular old-fasioned conception?

      As stated above, the natural agency to regulate this would be the FDA, who actually have a pretty good track record of serving the public interest on these issues. If there are any real complaints, it's been that they've recently been too lax in allowing new procedures and drugs to be used before their safety has been established. As for adding new restrictions on doing it the old fashioned way, I think that it will be essentially impossible to do so both as a practical matter and a political one. Nobody would stand to have their right to have sex restricted, and it would be pretty much impossible to implement anyway.

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    2. Re:Maybe not a ban by dachshund · · Score: 3
      I'm a bit dubious about a permanent ban on cloning, but a medium term moratorium seems like a very reasonable precaution.

      While your reasons are very good ones, this is not the reasoning our government is using. As evidence, those in charge are not limiting themselves simply to the prevention of full-scale human cloning, they're now taking steps to ban (or is it continue the ban?) on Federal stem-cell research.

      Every year we spend not pursuing this research results in a large number of dead or very sick people. And the only reason for the decision is so single-celled embryos won't be destroyed for "moral" reasons... Of course, they will still be destroyed, as the fertility clinics who supply the embryos will now simply dispose of them.

  77. I remember when "Test Tube Babies" were the enemy by awch · · Score: 5
    I am the lucky father of two beautiful children. I have friends, however, who have not been able to conceive children. If cloning can become another viable alternative for loving individuals to have families, then I am all for it.

    I was a kid when the first test tube babies came along and many doomsayers were convinced that we were creating monsters. Many believed we needed laws to stop this research. Well, guess what, we weren't creating monsters, we were creating beautiful children using technology that has become universally acceptable today.

    Cloning's not an ego trip or a mad experiment. It's an option, probably the final option, for couples that are not as fortunate as my wife and I have been. I sincerely hope that they will have every opportunity to find the happiness that I have found.

  78. Another Bad Choice, Taco by ekrout · · Score: 3
    I wanna have a brainless clone in a tube in case I blow out my liver drinking whiskey -- CmdrTaco

    And the difference between CmdrTaco and a clone of his without a brain is...?

    ;).

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    1. Re:Another Bad Choice, Taco by Poligraf · · Score: 4

      Clone without a brain is a better speller ;-)

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  79. Bad Choice, Taco by ekrout · · Score: 4
    And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn. -- CmdrTaco

    Would you *really* want someone as weak and lazy as yourself to mow your lawn. Why not just get a clone of Arnold Schwarzenegger to do it?

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    1. Re:Bad Choice, Taco by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      That's not such a good idea:

      "Hasta cutta the vista baby?"

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    2. Re:Bad Choice, Taco by mizhi · · Score: 4

      Because a mini-Schwarzenegger could still beat the begeezus out of a full-size Taco. :-)

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  80. Re:Violation of human rights of cloned individuals by gunner800 · · Score: 3

    I agree that barring "importing" is a bad mistake, but you've mistated the problem. Cloned people won't be people at all under this law. Makes me wonder whether it will be a crime to murder a clone, or steal their wallets.


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  81. Cloning slavery? by don_carnage · · Score: 4
    Not to troll, but this remark kinda struck me weird: "And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn."

    It's like one of those awkward moments at a party when you're not sure whether or not you're supposed to laugh. :^)

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    1. Re:Cloning slavery? by RuneB · · Score: 2
      Question for the science fantasy people out there: What would happen if it were possible to embed something like Asimov's Three Laws into a clone through some method that ensured that the Laws were deeply embedded (as they were, theoretically, with Asimov's robots.)

      All the benefits of a human, without all that nasty free will stuff?

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    2. Re:Cloning slavery? by ackthpt · · Score: 4
      I wish I had a pointer to the Calvin and Hobbes strips which dealt with him cloning himself with a carboard box. Calvin was sadly educated to the reality, that if he didn't want to clean his room or do his homework, neither would his clones (or anyone else, for that matter.)

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  82. Not Only That by Poligraf · · Score: 2

    Isn't prohibiting a cloned person's entrance into the US an example of clear discrimination?

    It is not this person's fault, he has not made a decision to be cloned. Why has he pay?

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  83. Spaghetti Ethics by connorbd · · Score: 3

    I gotta think that cloning is one of the weirdest ethical dilemmas we've ever met, and the US Government is doing its damndest to convince itself that it's pretty cut-and-dried.

    I am somewhat against it myself, especially because of the problems involved in producing a viable embryo. That probably comes from my Catholic background. But what I don't get: illegal to import a clone...

    Now, I don't know about anyone else. I once asked my father about cloning and he was convinced that a clone of a person is not a person. How the hell does that follow? The genes are human, presumably the mind is human. If it looks like a sheep, baahs like a sheep...

    I don't know. This could be an extended rant but I just don't have the energy to put into it right now.

    /Brian

  84. An island in the sea by gimple · · Score: 3
    There was a book a in the early nineties called Honey from Stone, by Chet Remo. It has been a while since I read it, but there is a quote in there about how knowledge is but and island in the sea; the larger your knowledge gets the more you realize how vast the sea is.

    It seems attractive to grow replacement parts, etc., but I really can't imagine that it is that simple. Even though they "mapped" the genome, they discovered along the way how much we absolutely don't know about the genome. It is analogous to the dark matter in space.

    While we could argue about the benefit of genetic engineering, we still have to consider the spector of eugenics. This in itself, to me, seems reason enough to tread VERY lightly when is comes to cloning.

  85. A definition by Spoing · · Score: 2

    Clone - A time-shifted twin.

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  86. Re:Human clones are people! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2

    How is making and using a brainless clone morally any different from making and using a brainless human? The only difference is the genetic information, which is 99+% the same anyway.

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  87. Re:Human clones are people! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2

    All people's genetic info is 99+% the same anyway; why does pushing duplication to 100% suddenly do away with any personal rights?

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  88. Re:What have we here? by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 2
    It's as if they'd never heard of the separation of the church and state...

    That phrase is nowhere in the Constitution, and does not mean the same as what is said: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof".

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  89. Human clones are people! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5
    I want clones. I wanna grow spare hearts in a vat. I wanna have a brainless clone in a tube in case I blow out my liver drinking whiskey.

    Too many people don't realize that there is no difference (other than being genetically identical to someone else) between a normal human and a cloned human - both are people. "Spare hearts in a vat" or a "brainless clone in a tube" are no different than conceiving a child the normal way and abusing it for said purposes; a clone merely gives you a genetic match.

    There is no basis for the widespread concept that clones are monsters to be feared or used for our selfish purposes.

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    1. Re:Human clones are people! by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 5

      There's no indication so far that we can create "cloned" organs unconnected from the rest of a body. The only conceivable way would be morally no different from conceiving a child and suppressing growth of other body parts, i.e. intentionally causing grotesque deformations in children.

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    2. Re:Human clones are people! by IronChef · · Score: 3

      "Spare hearts in a vat" or a "brainless clone in a tube" are no different than conceiving a child the normal way and abusing it for said purposes; a clone merely gives you a genetic match.

      I disagree, at least in the case of the Vat O' Hearts. If they could take a blood sample, squirt it into some magic machine and produce a cloned heart a week later -- how is that a moral issue? I don't see that as anything like "conceiving a child the normal way and abusing it." Instead, it seems like a way to remove that temptation.

    3. Re:Human clones are people! by IronChef · · Score: 3

      The only conceivable way would be morally no different from conceiving a child and suppressing growth of other body parts...

      Maybe that's the only thing you can conceive of, and the guy who replied to your post. But things like space travel were once considered crazy too. As a biochemist myself I am confident that it's a solveable problem, if society decides to tackle it. All your talk about deformed children sounds like anti-progress scare tactics to me.

    4. Re:Human clones are people! by Kletus+Cassidy · · Score: 2

      I disagree, at least in the case of the Vat O' Hearts. If they could take a blood sample, squirt it into some magic machine and produce a cloned heart a week later -- how is that a moral issue?

      If that was the technology being discussed there would be no issue but currently since all we can do with regards to cloning is create a genetic equivalent of a twin then using him/her as an organ farm does raise moral issues.

    5. Re:Human clones are people! by niftyzero · · Score: 2

      The original poster referred to *brainless* clones. Wouldn't you agree that an organism without a brain is non-human and can be viewed as an organ farm? A clone with a brain, has the same rights as anybody, of course.

    6. Re:Human clones are people! by cavemanf16 · · Score: 2
      I think there are two different arguments here:

      1) 'Cloning' as it currently exists involves basically injecting DNA from one living specimens' cell into an egg and/or sperm of a 'donor' egg and/or sperm that the DNA has been extracted from to make room for the 'cloned' DNA. Then this new 'clone' cell is allowed to grow just like any other cell would in a reproductive method. Which means that this new cell, if human, would basically be akin to an identical twin. I would say I'm opposed to this. And it cannot be considered a true form of cloning as you are not taking base elements and making copies of an original. You're injecting some elements (DNA) into other elements (cells with removed DNA) to create a near copy of the original.

      2) CmdrTaco seems to refer more to an advanced form of 'cloning' where we can donate a few cells, then the scientists go to work artificially growing new body parts that can work as replacements for your old, worn out, or damaged parts. Hence, the reference to a new liver. I'm not opposed to this as long as it doesn't harm the existing fetus, person, etc. that is donating the cells to expirement on. But current 'cloning' techniques are not the stuff of distopian future novels where we can grow slaves of soul-less creatures made up of spare body parts, yet. Which is why a temporary moratorium on human cloning is probably a wise move.

  90. Clone Jesus! (not a religious rant) by seanmeister · · Score: 5

    I say we start here. When he grows up, I've got some serious questions I'd like him to answer.

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  91. Clones for instant slashdot effect by Amon+CMB · · Score: 2

    Create an army of Slashdotters to Slashdot the RIAA and MPAA websites.

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  92. Your half-height clone by Amon+CMB · · Score: 4

    What if your half-height clone ends up kicking your ass out the door and makes YOU mow the lawn?

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  93. Re:Spare Organs by IronChef · · Score: 2

    Spare body parts can already be grown without the need to clone a human. Just look at the mouse with an ear on it's back...

    That was an ear-shaped patch of skin, growing on a sculpted ear-shaped scaffold. Neat, but trivial compared to the "heart in a jar" problem.

    If you know where I can get fresh, healthy human livers grown on demand, please post.

  94. Re:Spare Organs by IronChef · · Score: 2

    We have the technology to grow hearts in jars...

    You're wrong.

    If you can prove otherwise, I'll gladly eat my words.

  95. It's a matter of time. by Keighvin · · Score: 2

    Last I checked, a year still took a year to transpire. There's no (current) way to accelerate the growth of clones, it's still a practice of creating fetuses with implanted genes. They still have to go through a regular growth process, no "instant person" possibilities. That means you're still going to have to wait 18 years (or less, depending on the country) to get your life size Spears.

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  96. I think they're already doing it. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 2

    C'mon -- the F15/F18 was designed like in the 60s or 70s. That's still our "current" air combat technology. Stealth bombers were designed and flown decades ago. Don't you guys already think that the g-men already have been cloning people in the deep depths of black ops?

    I for one (or two, or three) think that it's been going on -- so hell, I'm with Taco, give me another Neil.. there's work to be done!

    Get Site Search - let us clone your site.

  97. Here's an interesting context... by wodelltech · · Score: 2

    Imagine that I inform you, right now, that you are a clone (not to mention a half-height one). How does it make you feel?

    The opinions in this seem to assume that clones wouldn't mind accepting a lower role than other humans. But in the end, they'd want to feel unique and special just like each of us.

    I've never heard of a wise person doing something just because he can...

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  98. Best to hold off until the bugs are worked out. by knnnigit · · Score: 5

    It's probably best to have a moratorium on human cloning at least until other mammals can be cloned reliably, without the horrible, somewhat random side effects they have now. Mice can't even be cloned yet properly without a high percentage of them suddenly becoming morbidly obese upon reaching what would be the human equivalent of about 30. There are also many other problems such as developmental disabilities and other "random" effects. Basically, take the mouse chromasome, munge up some random DNA and lets see if it works.

    It's also pretty immoral to clone an entire human being just for their organs or for slavery. What do you do with them when they're no longer useful? Kill them? Might as well kill ageing migrant farm workers or old people in general. Lets get rid of all the handicapped and sick and retarded people while we're at it.

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    1. Re:Best to hold off until the bugs are worked out. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2

      I agree. We should kill aging migrant farm workers and old people. Save me the embarrasment of having to talk to my Gran whenever she calls. Logan's Run had it right.

      Oh, and by the way...</joke>

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  99. Cheaper just to buy the half-height non-clone by table+and+chair · · Score: 2

    People have run the numbers... given failure rates and the cost of maintaining a cloning laboratory, it would be far cheaper to go to Rwanda and buy a child at the slave market if you're looking for cheap labor. About $50 US is the going rate. No, I'm not kidding.

    Anyway, maybe we should all get worked up about that instead of about some theoretical clone-threat...



  100. jeez by streetlawyer · · Score: 4
    I wanna have a brainless clone

    well I hope you'll at least *dress* him differently.

    Massively redundant, I know, but mine was the best execution of this extremely obvious joke.

  101. Re:And why not? by dR.fuZZo · · Score: 4

    Twins are not clones. They're not always even identical.

    Twins are the result of either: a) Two eggs were released this month, and both of them are now impregnated, or b) (more rare), one egg is impregnated and then splits, resulting in identical twins. HOWEVER: From the moment they split, twins develop differently, live differently.


    And (b) is fundamentally different from a clone how exactly? Oh, I forgot, the donor's soul is cut in half and the clone gets half grafted into it. Whereas with identical twins, God has enough time to order out for a new one and have it wired down to the womb.

    I support a ban on cloning for now, until the majority of the US matures enough to handle the technology they're getting themselves into.

    If we did that for every tech, we'd still be living in the Stone Age.

    Think we abused Napster?

    No, I think the record companies abused the public with their price-fixing. Using Napster was just the public's way of saying, "fuck you too."

    Just wait until the KKK can begin brewing their own perfect children.

    Ok, so would these be KKK scientists doing the cloning, or would KKK couples have to pay some dough for the procedure? I'm betting most of them are too poor and too stupid for this to be much of a problem for quite awhile...

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  102. I see the creation of an underclass... by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3

    If cloning is illegal, then you've got illegal people to deal with. A clone will probably not be allowed to have rights or citizenship, or seek legal protections against human rights violations, and thus will be completely unable to participate in civilization or society. If enough of these illegals are created, we'll see a permanent underclass without any rights.

    This is wrong. We must be sure that if we do make human cloning illegal that we punish the cloners, not the clones. The clones are innocent.

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  103. Not all clones have been born by ParticleGirl · · Score: 2

    I kind of see this as though it could be a positive step in the way of promoting the idea that fetuses are not people. Once they have been brought to term, theoretically these people should have the same rights as any identical twin, with or without medical complications. The idea of importing frozen fetuses that have been created through cloning overseas is, I think, what the government is scared of. Such distinctions are not, however, made in the bill, and they're precicely the distinctions policitians like to avoid. So we'll see.

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  104. more: by ParticleGirl · · Score: 3

    The bill is online. This isn't just "dangerous copies of humans"... there is research into alternatives for people who are unable to have children any other way. "It shall be unlawful for a person to engage in a human cloning procedure with the intent of implanting the resulting cellular product into a uterus." This is current research that will not go forward, funding or no funding. "A person shall be considered to have engaged in a human cloning procedure for purposes of subsection (a) if the person transfers the nucleus of a human somatic cell into an egg cell from which the nucleus has been removed." This will be interesting.

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  105. There go my hopes... by jpm242 · · Score: 3

    of ordering my Nathalie Portman clone from www.clone-a-babe.com

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  106. Re:Will cloning of an organ be allowed? by glebite · · Score: 2

    If you did have that clone made in a country where cloning was legal, you might still have to have some proof of guardianship - taking children across borders is often questioned. Otherwise, your parental units might still have legal guardianship even though the clone was spawned from you.

    All sorts of legal messiness will ensue no doubt resulting in some very rich lawyers.

    But yes, if they were suspicious (as they may be with people coming from cloning-allowable countries) perform a DNA analysis.

    I hope some reader (in the bio-field) could tell us if DNA from a clone could be distinguished in ALL cases from the DNA of a child...

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  107. Phone George Lucas Quick! by glebite · · Score: 4

    I guess with no clones, Episode II will have to be re-written? (Again?)

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    1. Re:Phone George Lucas Quick! by dachshund · · Score: 2
      I guess with no clones, Episode II will have to be re-written?

      It does strike me that Congress may have been watching too many sci-fi flics. Or at least, the bad ones with Arnie.

  108. Will cloning of an organ be allowed? by glebite · · Score: 5

    I know this falls under the stem-cell research, but does the proposed law concern the cloning of a whole human, or parts? If it only applies to a human, at what percentage of a cloned human could be allowed to be cloned?

    Only organs? Skin? Eyes? Bone marrow? Blood? Nerve cells? Deformed or not, a clone might still have viable nerve cells...

    Just asking...

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    1. Re:Will cloning of an organ be allowed? by astapleton · · Score: 2

      Knowing most Congressional outpourings, they don't regulate aspects of our lives that would benefit from regulation while they DO regulate (or outright forbid) a broad spectrum of useful and relativley safe areas in order to appeal to groups of people who are most capable of putting the financial and political squeeze...besides, I really like the idea of using cloned parts and partial systems for drug testing and medical experimentation. Animal rights activists would be out of a job if a human nervous system took the brunt of a new neurological treatment test instead of someone's potential pet.

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    2. Re:Will cloning of an organ be allowed? by Conare · · Score: 2

      Actually we will probably be able to get all the stem cells (and other cells for that matter) we might need from our own fat so no need for clones in that respect.

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  109. My point exactly! by Sindri · · Score: 2

    My point exactly!
    The lawmakers should be making laws protecting the cloned individuals from possible harmfull intent of the cloner(scientist). And making shure all clones are adopted by good families at birth. The law alredy states in most countries that cloned humans have the same right as other humans. And so does the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights:
    Article 2 Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status.

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  110. Violation of human rights of cloned individuals by Sindri · · Score: 4

    All this law does is make cloned individuals second class citizens. Anti cloning laws are a clear violation of cloned peoples rights.
    The laws should have been about insuring that cloned people have the same human rights as other people and making sure cloned children have parents and an ordinary life.

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  111. Robots are better than clones by Vassily+Overveight · · Score: 5
    I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    Taking this semi-seriously, smart robots capable of performing menial tasks will be along before human cloning becomes possible and acceptable, IMO. I'd rather rely on a robot than a lazy slob like myself anyway.

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  112. Don't care if there's a god!!!! by singe_69 · · Score: 2

    Blasphemy!!! You'll code for WinCE in hell for that!!!! A serious thought (on-topic) though, if people try to create clones as "Servants" and the clones "Are people too" then what stops them from telling you to F.O. and emancipating themselves?

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  113. Re:I thought identical twins were clones by update() · · Score: 3
    Twins are the result of either two eggs being fertalized in the same month..

    These are fraternal twins, not identical.

    ...or the rarer case of the egg being fertalized and split.

    And these are clones. (Genetically identical individuals produced asexually from a common precursor.)

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  114. Send in the Clones by ackthpt · · Score: 4
    I can see it now, an army of CmdrTaco clones moderating slashdot. Talk about multitasking...

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  115. I thought identical twins were clones by Hairy_Potter · · Score: 4

    at least, whichever one split off was a clone of the other.

    Does that mean twins would not be allowed into the US?

    Another case of technophobes not understanding what they're legislating against.

  116. Taco says by Xuther · · Score: 2

    I shall call him mini-taco

  117. Mini-mower? by Arethan · · Score: 5

    >And as soon as we get really good with the
    >genetic engineering, I want my own half height
    >clone to mow my lawn.

    Wouldn't this also require a smaller lawn mower?
    I can imagine it now, the half-height is pushing the mower up-hill, and then topples under the weight of the mower and is run over producing...really itty bitty copies of you...more or less...

    So if you solve that problem with a smaller lawn-mower, then wouldn't it then take twice as long for you to mow your lawn? So basically, you'd just be wasting twice as much time as your already are, but since there are two of you, you'd be doing it twice as fast, so you're really not gaining anything by cloning. So let's just call the whole thing off and eat pizza.

    1. Re:Mini-mower? by CACSlave · · Score: 3

      I can imagine it now, the half-height is pushing the mower up-hill, and then topples under the weight of the mower and is run over producing...really itty bitty copies of you. and we know from Army of Darkness how that would turn out. ...my fair lady. ha!

  118. This is All Backwards by jesseraf · · Score: 2

    Often when I hear people's reasons for banning cloning, I hear claims that clones would be considered sub-human etc.
    What they fail to realize is that no matter what you ban, people will do it anyways. So what I claim is that instead of bringing out the ban stick they should be bringing out laws which provide the same rights to clones as regular humans.

  119. Re:What have we here? by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    Separation of church and state doesn't mean... that some laws should not be motivated by religious beliefs.

    Great. So where do you draw the line? Maybe most of us can agree that "thou shalt not kill" is a fine guideline, but what other religious dicta do you think should be codified as the law of the land? Stoning adulterers? Not speaking ill of some Congressman's favorite church?

    Call me nutz, but I just don't buy into the idea that the laws that I have to follow should be based on someone else's religion.

    And religion is a valid basis for moral values.

    Bollocks. Looking at the evidence both historically and in my day-to-day experience, I don't see any indication that believers in one or another religion are any nicer, more honest, less bloodthirsty, or more fit to govern than believers in some other religion or non-believers.

    Further, I don't at all understand how a set of collectively agreed-upon myths is supposed to represents a basis for morality, especially when the myths can promote anything at all, from turning the other cheek to the use of Zyklon-B on "undesirables".


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  120. Re:What have we here? by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    Competing ideas are great. Using the government to coerce my obedience to the ideals of some religous pinhead who doesn't understand that not everyone believes as he does, though, is not OK.

    It's a pluralistic society, Jack. Get used to it.


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  121. Re:What have we here? by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
    Perhaps you're unclear on the concept: the idea of that clause in the first amendment is to keep religious people in power from forcing others to hew to their beliefs. They have absolute freedom of conscience in their private lives, but in their public roles they must not push their beliefs on the rest of us.

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  122. What have we here? by RareHeintz · · Score: 3
    ``There is no need for this technology to ever be used with humans,'' said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan.

    Utter ignorance. A ten-second news search turned up one great application here.

    ``it's morally wrong and reprehensible for anybody to consider the cloning of a human being,'' said House sponsor Dave Weldon, R-Fla

    Regardless of any possible benefit to medical science?

    And in another article about the GOP reaching out to Catholics, the real roots of the opposition become clear: Cloning is lumped in with abortion and the "homosexual agenda" as things that all good Xians should oppose. It's as if they'd never heard of the separation of the church and state...

    Canada looks better and better...

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  123. One CmdrTaco is too much.... by V50 · · Score: 3

    This is just a conspiracy so CmdrTaco's horrible grammar and spelling mistakes won't take over the world...

    Though I don't think we have to worry about CowboyNeal being cloned... He's already DVD Player, My Favorite Linux Distro, a backscratcher, a God, a Browser and Intel's new chip... Not to mention a Kitchen Sink....


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  124. Evil Technology? by Vortran · · Score: 4
    I'm not sure banning technology or the pursuit of knowledge is the answer. I also don't think technology is inherently good or evil. People can do good or evil and use technology to achieve their imperatives. The point you make about identical twins is moot as it holds for clones as well. As soon as the clone begins to develop, it does so independent of its host. Clones and identical twins are, genetically speaking, exactly the same thing.

    Do humans really suck that much (KKK vs. the Greens - let the clone wars begin!)?

    Remember that if you make something illegal, only the lawless will pursue it. In this case, that means you put technology right into the wrong hands from the getgo - where it arguably already is. You then however, remove it from the "right" hands by making it illegal.

    As a society we are NOT ethically mature enough to deal with the moral ramifications of human cloning. However, the ancillary technology could be enormously valuable. I would like to someday have 2 eyes that work so that I can see in stereo (all those 3D movies and sims!) and have depth perception. I only have one eye that works due to my biological mother having ruebella (German measles) during pregnancy. I would sure like it if someone could grow me a new eye and optic nerve. I'd also like to be able to hear normally. I'm half deaf for the same reason.

    If a normal body could be grown for me and I could somehow retain my mind in it, I think I would welcome that. We'll never get there tho if technology is stifled.

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    1. Re:Evil Technology? by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      "If a normal body could be grown for me and I could somehow retain my mind in it, I think I would welcome that."

      There's the problem with cloning. We cannot (and will not be able to in the forseeable future) "clone" particular body parts. Your clone will be a unique individual just as much as any single identical twin is (and they _are_ clones by all meaningful standards).

      To clone a person is to create another unique person who just happens to have your DNA. Are you going to cut off their head to get their body?

      I can see lots of bad reasons for doing human cloning. I'm stumped as far as thinking of any good ones. Not that this will stop a few fat rich bastards of course - that's only a matter of time and money.

  125. Kids are better by baptiste · · Score: 3
    And as soon as we get really good with the genetic engineering, I want my own half height clone to mow my lawn.

    I've already got these - they're called kids. Sure they bitch alot about doing it - but imagine a mini you being told to do chores - which would be worse? Kids or Clones?

    You "Clone, mow the yard"
    Clone "Hell no! You never did it when you were a kid - I KNOW it!"

    Plus kids are more fun to make!

    Besides - I don't think I could stand to deal with a clone of me on a daily basis - that and my wife would probably lose it since I drive her nuts already LOL

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  126. So you want clones? by mikethegeek · · Score: 2

    So you want genetically engineered "perfect" people to be made? That is, "perfect" people in the eyes of the test tube jockey who creates him/her?

    Do you want to live in a world where you are a slave or second class citizen because you are a "natural" human, not a perfect clone?

    That WILL happen if cloning happens. I'm far from perfect, though I'm a very talented Systems Engineer. But a cloner could easily create superhumans who would not only take my job, but eventually relegate me and everyone else of natural birth to subjugation.

    Remember the Star Trek TOS episode "Space Seed"?

    As Spock said "superior ability breeds superior ambition"


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  127. Re:Gotta love governments who don't understand tec by nanojath · · Score: 2
    You've hit the issues but I think you're missing the point. Here's the breakdown: make no assumptions about my personal political beliefs, this is just the way it is down here in the USA.

    1) Our Republican-controlled Congress does see this as an abortion-related issue. Under their mandate from the religious right (an absolutely essential component of their political victories) they are obligated, as they cannot yet sucessfully ban abortion (due to the composition of the Supreme Court), to take a stance against any issue that seems to suggest that it is okay to utilize human embryos or fetuses for any other purpose than coming to term in a human uterus and being born. This is exactly the point of the Weldon quote you list. You're talking about destroying hundreds of botched embryos in the pursuit of a single "perfect" copy - that's too much like abortion for Republicans to support.

    2) Although I think the oh-so-enlightened intellectuals who make Slashdot what it is overemphasize the religious angle on this, there is little question that many Christians will object to human cloning on "playing God" grounds. The Republican Christian Right core mentioned above would almost certainly fall into this category. Their view is that the only right way of creating another human being is for a married couple to have sex. There is plenty of disoute on the degree to which science can/should intervene. But supporting cloning is bound to get these people on a politician's bad side.

    3) I for one think the issue of rights is a genuine and valid concern that justifies a moratorium on actually cloning human beings. These issues of cloning for "parts" or for research are sticky and there are a lot of shades of grey. I'm not an advocate of recriminalizing abortion but I admit I find the prospect of clone factories mass-producing fetuses to harvest undifferentiated cells and fetal organ cells unnerving and I'm not sure if I support it. THis brings up a huge ethical issue that's around the corner: most of the sci-fi applications of cloning would require an artificial womb, something we're still pretty far off from. But if we succeed in acheiving this technology, technically almost any embryo/fetus at any stage of development could be brought to term regardless of when it exits the womb (or if indeed it was ever in a womb). Pro-choicers don't care to talk about it much but the legality of abortion is silently but heavily invested in the fact that the aborted embryo/fetus is not viable outside the womb (this enforces the belief that the embryo/fetus is a part of the pregnant woman's body, not an autonomous being, and consequently making abortion illegal violates her civil right to control her own body). The further we push the viability of premature births and artificial gestation, the closer we come to a big can of worms. Not allowing cloning, which simply maintains the status-quo and so is much smaller and less wormy, is just a safer political stance. Sorry this took a while but I think it's a pretty fair picture of what's going on.

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  128. Reality check by nanojath · · Score: 3
    I don't particularly support this legislation...

    A lot of the protest here downplays the fact that there are serious ethical issues involved with the "whimsical" (but not outside the realm of reality) applications that CmdrTaco mentions. And trying to gloss these issues is what's going to get this kind of legislation passed.

    This being said - get real. There has not been a single day (I said not one, zero, nada, not one sinlge solitary day) since commerce was invented that human beings have not been traded as commodities (we call it slavery in these parts). There are people being sold as slaves right now. Nothing about cloning is going to change this ethical situation in the world, except to possibly provide a new justification for exploitation ("ahh, he's just a damn clone anyway").

    On the other hand, cloning could become totally legal and commonplace and CmdrTaco still couldn't afford to keep a brainless body on life support for several decades on the off chance he ends up needing an organ transplant. Only the ultrawealthy will benefit from any of these types of uses. We may all benefit from tissue cloning but that isn't really procribed by this sort of legislation.

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  129. damnit I need a clone!!! by deran9ed · · Score: 2

    To post for me when I oversleep and miss posting on /. articles.

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  130. Re:And why not? by dachshund · · Score: 4
    Twins are the result of either: a) Two eggs were released this month, and both of them are now impregnated, or b) (more rare), one egg is impregnated and then splits, resulting in identical twins. HOWEVER: From the moment they split, twins develop differently, live differently.

    And identical twins are different from clones... how exactly? Cloned embryos will "develop differently, live differently" just like identical twins.

    Now, there's evidence that cloning techniques have some serious bugs in them, and cloned embryos have genetic flaws... But that's a whole 'nother story.

  131. food by sidnix · · Score: 3

    what really excites me the most is the prospect of cloning only parts of animals for food. can a vegan be angry if we eat a chicken breast grown in a vat? is it even a chicken? once the technology is in place, a lot of extinction problems can perhaps be solved, too. but i'm really just in it for the guilt-free eating.

  132. What about DNA evidence in court. by crudmonky · · Score: 2

    If I have 500 clones running around, all looking the same with the same DNA, how do you identify which one committed a crime? There would be some wierd ass identity issues.

  133. Common Sense by isa-kuruption · · Score: 4

    Not cloning humans (yet?) is common sense and far from ignorance as some people may be thinking.

    The technology, for one, isn't perfected yet. Everyone yells at Intel for releasing a chip before it's ready, but now you want them to clone a human before it's ready? Babies will be born dead or deformed and then arent going to be wanted and then put into homes or get on welfare. That's all we need.

    Secondly, Taco brings up another point by his "midget to mow his grass" idea. This is slavery and THIS is against the law in the U.S. and immoral no matter how you look at it. Sadly, this would be the primary reason for cloning human beings... NOT for medical reasons.

    Thirdly, the world already has a serious population problem. You really think it's a good idea to clone MORE people and continue the process of populating the planet? That means more people go hungry and die because someone can't afford to feed them 'cause he gotta worry about his clone.

    Finally, everytime a baby is born it inherits certain characteristics from it's mother and father and essentially evolves. Cloning /bin/halt's evolution.



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  134. Want to know what the Human Cloning Foundation has to say about all of this?

    Didn't think so. ;)

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  135. Half-height clone drives by Spamalamadingdong · · Score: 2
    Cloning yourself to mow the lawn is stupid; would you really want someone with your smarts in a subservient position where they would want to knock you off the top? You'd have to be on guard every minute.

    If you want a half-height clone for menial work, you want to start from stock that has very little in the way of intelligence and no gifts in the way of looks either. I suggest you get a sample from Spencer Abraham or Teddy Kennedy and work from there; nobody is going to have the slightest bit of sympathy for copies of either of them, and your lawn will be looking great for the next 50 years.
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  136. See everyone? by TrollFeeder · · Score: 2
    Trolling, as is now well-known, has been the defining attribute and most worthwhile activity on Slashdot for some time now. The people who were here when it started have either left or fill the ranks of the best trollers for the wave of idiots that followed.

    Now, it has a kind of official stamp of approval because CmdrTaco is getting in on the act.

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  137. Identical twin, or clone, or is there a difference by tyrannical666 · · Score: 2

    Gee, how do you tell identical twins and clones appart. Better ban twins too just to make sure

  138. Concerns... by glenebob · · Score: 3

    It's one thing to ban human cloning. It's quite another to ban human clones. A person has no control over his/her own birth, cloned or not. And so banning cloned people just seems utterly rediculous and wrong to me. What would be next, clone reservations?

    Let's say Fred and his wife Judy make a clone of Fred, named Bob. Fred and Judy get caught, pay the $1 million fines, and do the prison time. Problem solved :-) So what happens to Bob? Does he get deported? To where?

    The artical says that safety (because of the high failure rate in current cloning) was a major concern when considering these laws. Huh? So now we're making laws to ban new technology forever because the technology isn't perfected yet?

    I'm not for human cloning. But geez, do we really need to cite completely stupid reasons for banning it? It's not as if there is a shortage of really really good reasons...

    And this one...
    "There is no need for this technology to ever be used with humans," said Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kan.
    Oh, of course, you're right. You have infinite foresight. We believe you. There will never be a good reason to ever ever clone a human. Ever. Whatever dude... That reminds me of mariguana banning. There will never ever be a valid use for pot. Banned. Oh wait, there is a valid use! For cancer patients, glaucoma patients, etc. Oh well, too late. Arrrrggg!!!
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  139. Not the Declaration of Independence by Lothar+0 · · Score: 2

    The Supreme Court does not consider the Declaration of Independence when it is rendering verdicts. Contrary to conventional wisdom, the Declaration is not a legal document. It is the Constitution that the Supremes consider, and in this case, the 14th Amendment ("due process" clause) would be the one that many of us would use to fight an import ban. It says "No person shall be deprived of life, liberty, or property without due process of law", and this is what a clone would be.

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  140. And why not? by tomstdenis · · Score: 2

    There should be clone research done. It is the next branch of genetic science. Why does everyone think your clone will be *you*. Should we outlaw twins now? They are technically clones!

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