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An anonymous reader sent in links to two LOTR pieces in the Village Voice - a short bit about the LOTR excerpt shown at the Cannes film festival, and a longer piece about Tolkien and geekdom written by the guy who wrote A Rape in Cyberspace. I don't think I really agree with him, but it's an interesting read nonetheless.

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  1. No FP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No first posters awake? Did you mom make you go to bed early?

  2. I'm afraid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In direct opposition to what the article said, I'd like to posit that stories of dragons and rings and wizards and monsters and other fantasy archetypes were already part of literature long before Tolkien brought us his trilogy.

    There is no doubt that he influenced many writers, but the stories that he wrote about the battle between good and evil were just original spins on rehashed ideas.

    Tolkien is not a god, and his book is nothing special.

    1. Re:I'm afraid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I will venture that it's better than anything you've written. Or that I've written, for that matter. I think a lot of folks take the work far too seriously (far more seriously than Tolkien himself), and that draws criticism like that in the Village Voice article. Tolkien gets caught in the vitriol intended for his over-zealous admirers :-)

      I think this is what I really meant to say. Not that I thought Tolkien was a bad writer or that the Rings series was a bad set, but the extent to which some people live and breathe the books is way beyond my capacity of understanding.

      It kind of reminds me of Jason and his friend in the Foxtrot comic strip knowing every line to the LOTR trilogy and ready to recite it at a moment's notice.

      Now if we're talking about the *real* Trilogy, there's a bunch of movies that warrant memorization. :-)

    2. Re:I'm afraid... by jafac · · Score: 2

      seems to me that "goblins" were what denizens of the Shire called them, and "Orcs" was the more common Human/elf term.

      I'm currently at the end of Fellowship, and I've noticed Goblin and Orc being used interchangably, but mostly, Goblin is used when a Hobbit is speaking. Or when someone is speaking to a Hobbit. But when they're speaking to the group containing some Hobbits, it's been "Orc".

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    3. Re:I'm afraid... by Jonathan · · Score: 2

      I had never heard of Orcs (did Tolkien invent that species?)

      The term "orc" existed before Tolkien (Milton used it, for example), but it was used inconsistently for various types of aquatic and terrestial monsters. For some reason Tolkien decided to rename the creatures that he called "goblins" in _The Hobbit_ to "orcs", and since then, "orc" has meant a creature similar to the goblins of Middle Earth.

    4. Re:I'm afraid... by Jonathan · · Score: 2

      There were four goblin-soldiers of greater stature, swart, slant-eyed, with thick legs and large hands. They were armed with short broad-bladed swords, not with the curved scimitars usual with Orcs: and they had bows of yew, in length and shape like the bows of Men. Upon their shields they bore a strange device: a small white hand

      But this is simply describing the Uruk-hai, which didn't exist in the time of _The Hobbit_. So either goblin is a synonym for orc in the eyes of Tolkien or _The Hobbit_ is simply not consistent with LOTR (also a possibility of course)

    5. Re:I'm afraid... by The+Grey+Mouser · · Score: 2
      In direct opposition to what the article said, I'd like to posit that stories of dragons and rings and wizards and monsters and other fantasy archetypes were already part of literature long before Tolkien brought us his trilogy.

      Elements of these have surely been present in faerie tales for many centuries (IIRC, the first reference to an "orc" occurs in the epic Song of Roland, in the late Middle Ages.) No one claims that Tolkien invented these things; indeed, his formiddable knowledge of Old English epics and mythology (and Celtic, Norse and Teutonic, to the extent that they influenced the former) shine through clearly, not only in the Ring trilogy, but also some of his other works (The Smith of Wotton Major, Farmer Giles of Ham). But I can think of no literary work that embodies these prior to Tolkien. Examples would be appreciated, if you have them.

      There is no doubt that he influenced many writers, but the stories that he wrote about the battle between good and evil were just original spins on rehashed ideas.

      Well, I think you could make that claim about *any* author in the past several centuries, if you were cynical enough. Face it, in the several thousand year old corpus of human literature, any tale you care to name is going to sound familiar, especially when broken down into its component themes. Campbell discusses this throughout much of his work.

      Tolkien is not a god, and his book is nothing special.

      De gustibus non disputandem, and all that. I will venture that it's better than anything you've written. Or that I've written, for that matter. I think a lot of folks take the work far too seriously (far more seriously than Tolkien himself), and that draws criticism like that in the Village Voice article. Tolkien gets caught in the vitriol intended for his over-zealous admirers :-)

      Cheers, Michael

    6. Re:I'm afraid... by Ser\/o · · Score: 1

      BOOKS. Plural. And yes, they are something special. 'Nothing special' does not influence many writers. Now you may not like it, but obviously many many many people have.

      Tolkien's books, although sticking to tales of good and evil as a basis (most books do), do not seem rehashed to me. If anything, the hordes of fantasy schlock I've seen over the past several years are rehashed bits of Tolkien's works.

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    7. Re:I'm afraid... by cruachan · · Score: 2
      Good observations, but you missunderstand somewhat about Tolkien rehashing ideas - of course he did - that was the whole point!

      Tolkien spent his professional life dealing with old and middle english epics like beowulf, gawain and others - he knew better than anyone else what the ur-themes were behind such epics were and how they appeal to us. So when he came to write his own epic he simply incorporated all the themes that made other 'real' myths and legends succeed in being passed down over generations. LOTR is compelling because it was designed that way

    8. Re:I'm afraid... by eviljason · · Score: 1
      In the Hobbit they are always called goblins, except for the mention of the "big ones (goblins), the orcs of the mountains" having the ability to run through their tunnels at great speed.

      In the introduction to LOTR those exact goblins are refered to as orcs, never as goblins. The place were Bilbo gets the ring as the "black orc-mines deep under the mountains".

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    9. Re:I'm afraid... by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      His books are indeed special. Look at the amount of fevor that hits /. every time a reference to one of the books is posted. However there are a lot of things that LOTR and the Hobbit are NOT.

      • They are not psychological dramas that explore the furthest recesses of the main character's psyche.
      • Nor are they the first book to include dragons,
      • ...or elves,
      • ...or wizards.
      • They are not metaphores for the Cold War,
      • ...or of WWII,
      • ...or the Industrial Revolution (actually this article and this article make a point that Tolkien was definitely influenced by the industrial revolution which was reflected in his books.)
      • They are not a Green Manifesto.

      I think the Village Voice article makes the best point of what they are and why the LOTR, the Hobbit, and the Silmarillion are important.

      The Lord of the Rings said it was a valuable pursuit to create worlds. Not only create worlds but create the languages, myths, histories, people, cultures, and conflicts of that world. This of course was immediatly reflected in countless fantasy books of various qualities. In D&D and the games that followed. And, I think, in the mind set of those of us that program computers.

      What is an Operating System but a (hopefully) consistant world where cultures (applications) can thrive. A computer language is not more or less contrieved that Tolkien's elvish languages. In fact the structure of a good computer language reflects the culture in which it was used (compare the "culture" of Basic to C to Perl) but we are lucky that we live in a time where our made-up languages can be used to earn good salaries.

      There is a reason why the LOTR strikes a chord with many of us; we all love to create worlds. The LOTR is an example of how consistant and beautiful and exciting those worlds can be...

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    10. Re:I'm afraid... by Bluesee · · Score: 2

      stories of dragons and rings and wizards and monsters and other fantasy archetypes were already part of literature long before Tolkien brought us his trilogy.

      Funny, I was just thinking while reading the article as to how LOTR was the first time I ever read full-length accounts of trolls, dwarves, elves, gollums, etc in a novel that put them all in one stroy together. In fact, I wanted to post and say that, although I had heard of the others, I had never heard of Orcs (did Tolkien invent that species?), and therefore had to make up in my mind the picture of what one looked like.

      And ever since then I have been disappointed whenever I saw somebody else's embodiment of orc-ness. Kind of like the first time I heard Garfield's voice, ya know? It didn't match the image I had formed in my head.

      But I would like to see what Tolkien might have ripped off or re-hashed. I think it's pretty damn original, much more so than a Lucas-variety - oh wait! Anything that comes out of consensus-driven Hollywood! - tale. Now Those are pure formula!

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    11. Re:I'm afraid... by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Um, that passage was talking about how saruman's orcs differed from regular orcs. If you read the Silmarilion, or carefully read the Hobbit and the trilogy, you would find that orcs and goblins are the same beast.

      In the Hobbit and especially in the first book of the trilogy, you find a few times that Orc is derived from the elvish word (i dont remember which dialect) yrch, which has a little umlaut over the y. Goblin is the Common word for the same naughty creatures.

      In the Silmarillion, we learn of the creation of the orcs by Melkor/Morgoth (im guessing- it could have been Sauron for all I know), and that they were once elves that had been twisted and made evil.

      I know I will get flamethrowered for my post because I probably got a lot of details wrong. I havent read the trilogy or the Sil in at least a year.

    12. Re:I'm afraid... by msa26 · · Score: 1

      Is this the first use of the word 'beowulf' without following it with 'cluster' ever in Slashdot? Wow.

    13. Re:I'm afraid... by Betrayal · · Score: 1
      For some reason Tolkien decided to rename the creatures that he called "goblins" in _The Hobbit_ to "orcs", and since then, "orc" has meant a creature similar to the goblins of Middle Earth.

      I'm sorry but I think you're wrong. Orcs and goblins are two different races in LOTR, as can be seen from this passage After the death of Boromir (Book III Chap. 1) -

      And Aragorn looked on the slain, and he said: 'Here lie many that are not folk o f Mordor. Some are from the North, from the Misty Mountains, if I know anything of Orcs and their kinds. And here are others strange to me. Their gear is not af ter the manner of Orcs at all!'

      There were four goblin-soldiers of greater stature, swart, slant-eyed, with thic k legs and large hands. They were armed with short broad-bladed swords, not with the curved scimitars usual with Orcs: and they had bows of yew, in length and s hape like the bows of Men. Upon their shields they bore a strange device: a smal l white hand in the centre of a black field; on the front of their iron helms wa s set an S-rune, wrought of some white metal.

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    14. Re:I'm afraid... by Betrayal · · Score: 1
      But this is simply describing the Uruk-hai, which didn't exist in the time of _The Hobbit_. So either goblin is a synonym for orc in the eyes of Tolkien or _The Hobbit_ is simply not consistent with LOTR (also a possibility of course)

      I rechecked and you're completely right. I replied hastily since I've just read LOTR and remembered precisely where the distinction between the two races was made, and so thought you were wrong. But a quick check on the Hobbit revealed that indeed there are no orcs there and that the same stories that are attributed to them in LOTR are told in the hobbit referring to goblins (isn't grep great ;-).

      I guess it's now time to read the hobbit once again...

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    15. Re:I'm afraid... by maxpublic · · Score: 2

      They're half-orcs, which Saruman created by breeding orcs to Dunlendings (tribesmen to the west of Isengard, north and west of western Rohan, near Helm's Deep). Aragorn didn't recognize them because he'd never seen the results of Saruman's secret experiments before. The 'white hand' was Saruman's insignia.

      And unlike what another poster wrote, they weren't Uruk-Hai. Uruk-Hai were 'orcs version 2.0', created by Sauron to improve upon his former master's (Morgoth's) design of orcs. Uruk-hai were not crossbreeds but the careful result of millenia of breeding programs in Mordor. Like Saruman's half-orcs they were larger, stronger, smarter, and hardier than regular orcs, more capable of discipline and courage and unaffected by bright sunlight (like the Olog-Hai, or improved trolls that fought outside the Gates of Morannon in broad daylight - something ordinary trolls couldn't do).

      And yes, I'm a Tolkien fan. :-)

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  3. You've obviously not read much Tolkien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The world that JRR Tolkien envisioned was truly stunning, the most detailed fantasy or myth created in the English language and one of the most detailed of any language or culture, and I think it's a pity that you can't appreciate it. Tolkien's stated goal (paraphrasing - it's been a while) was to create "a mythology for England." He thought it a pity that England didn't have such a grand tradition of myth and magic like many other countries. So he took what was there ("little people" and an odd giant or two, some dragons) and did just that. He sketched out the world in The Silmarillion, and went into most detail in LOTR and some of the epic poems.

    Furthermore, his son Christopher has spent most of his life editing his father's "Lost Tales." JRR Tolkien was famous for starting things but not finishing them, so there were innumerable fragments of writing left after his death.

    Aside from being a fantastic imagination, Tolkien was a brilliant man and a scholar in his own right. He was one of the most respected people ever to have lectured at Oxford, and an authority on the English language, and linguistics generally. He was once, in a radio appearance, asked to "speak in elfish." Tolkien responded immediately with a flourish of unearthly-sounding poetry, then stopped, embarassed, and apologized for a grammatical error.

    Tolkien was astoundingly deep. The Hobbit and LOTR are his lightest-weight work. Most people don't make it through The Silmarillion, never mind the rest of it. Give him another try from a different perspective.

  4. Re:interesting but flawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Well, he was definitely a very staunch Catholic, and very conservative. Strait-laced...hmmm, maybe not.

    Perhaps his greatest friend was C.S. Lewis, a fellow lecturer. Lewis, when he came to know Tolkien, had distanced himself from Christianity. Over the course of many light-night discussions about theology and the like (involving many cigars and a few beers, so not *that* strait-laced), Lewis found his beliefs being challenged and ended up, after a struggle with his intellectualism, reclaiming his Christian roots.

    Unfortunately for Tolkien, Lewis became an Anglican (Church of England, or Episcopal Church in America); Tolkien viewed Anglicans as very wishy-washy Christians whose sole redeeming virtue was their beautiful cathedrals (which had, of course, been perverted from the rightful Catholic use).

    For a fascinating insight into his life, read Humprey Carpenter's biography. Trivia of the day: Tolkien was born in Blomfontein, Orange Free State, South Africa, moving to England upon the death of his father when he was four and his brother Hilary was two.

  5. interesting but flawed by joss · · Score: 5

    The long article is interesting, but several things bugged me a lot:
    "he was a straitlaced, archconservative Catholic himself"

    Bullshit - compared to who ? Tolkein was an Oxford don:
    "How many Oxford dons does it take to change a lightbulb ?"
    "CHANGE ?? !!"

    Calling him a straightlaced conservative is disingenuous at best. My grandmother knew Tolkein, he was a regular visitor to her antiques shop in central Oxford (where I actually met him a couple of times, but can't pretend to remember the experience since I was being babysat at the time). My grandmother mentioned him as being charming, with a mischeivous air.

    As for the critical disclaim from the likes of a young Germain Greer (she was a militant feminist back then, and most likely rankled by Tolkein's chivalrous attitude) or some pompous, self-satisfied Private Eye hack, it doesn't deserve repetition without ridicule.

    But, the central point about Tolkein's significance to geeks is valid, and I've never heard computer games referred to as culture before, let alone as "culture's center of gravity". Hmmmm...

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    1. Re:interesting but flawed by Luyseyal · · Score: 2
      well... I wouldn't want to call Lewis a full-fledged sheeple though. I have lecture notes from a research project on Lewis' theology when I went to a Christian college. The researcher's conclusion was basically:

      Out of the three main branches of Anglicanism, a) the wishy-washy liberal Prince Charles types, b) the moderates, and c) the Anglo-catholics (Catholicism minus the Pope, minus a few other details), Lewis was best taxonomized as an Anglo-catholic.

      shrugs,

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  6. How about the Earthsea Trilogy? by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    I thought that had some depth and originality, particularly when Sparrowhawk had to deal with the shadow of himself that his own vanity had created.
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  7. Lord of Light is brilliant, in my opinion. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Not only is it a good story about one man and his fight against an oppressive establishment, but the writing style is awesome. Very formal, but seeming at times to make fun of itself in ways that make the whole thing quite enjoyable.

    There are times when I think Lord of Light might well be my favorite book of *any* genre...
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  8. Greer was right.. by pedro · · Score: 1

    even considering that she's a world class poseur herself.
    I mean.. Tolkein couldn't write his way out of a paper bag! Any work that requires maps and notetaking to get around in is way overwrought and overblown!
    His buddy, C.S. Lewis, I think, was just being kind in complimenting his work. Lewis was by *far* the superior writer. Reading his stuff was a luxurious experience.
    Tolkein, on the other hand, doesn't even qualify as the Mickey Spillane of fantasy. His prose is coarse. His sentiments callow and obvious...
    BLECCCH!
    And no, this is NOT a troll...

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  9. Re:What you said about linguist! by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

    heh, "beware". as if you could study anything written in the West without getting into some theological implications (yeah yeah, "for all X..." is beyond what I mean here). look at the theology as an intriguing use of mythology. You don't have to be a believer to enjoy a mythology...

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  10. Re:The best part by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

    I would definitely refrain from calling LOTR "postmodern." At best, you could try hard to sandwich it into a Rorty-esque philosophy of literature, but that's only marginally less doomed to failure than to read Tolkien as Foucault, Derrida, Lyotard, or some other pretentious fop.

    My preferred view of the corpus is to enjoy the story for its own sake. If you don't like the way it's told... move on to something else. It's apolitical, which eliminates any european post[modern/structuralist] interpretation; it's an engrossing world meant to be for and about that world in a very human way... this is why it unfortunately lends itself to be [falsely] interpreted as allegory via authorial fiat, but also explains why it means so much to people; the reader can supply her own personal allegory.

    By That is its not actually about anything. which is pretty true., I gather that you think that venerated books should be about something "real." While I am partly sympathetic to that position, I have a certain affinity for the premodern blending of the real and the imaginary without the need for any cheesy allegorical baggage. This is why I like Tolkien better than Animal Farm, and so far, better than Joyce, though I admit I am in the middle of the second part of Ulysses, which appears to me more an embodiment of the everyday psychological babble into a coherent literary form.

    $0.02,

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  11. Re:Typical anger by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

    Genius is indicative of vast proficiency in a particular skillset. If a geek possessed the excellence in programming that Tolkien exhibits in wordsmithy, world construction, and storytelling, that geek would be a genius.

    Look for excellence in a particular art. Don't go around expecting Animal Farm, for example, as the indication of literary genius when an author in question is operating under vastly different motives toward a wholly other purpose.

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  12. Re:The best part by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

    See, that's where I think we differ. I believe Tolkien's attention to detail aided the continuity of his storytelling even as detail after mind-numbing detail aided The Iliad in its telling. It is this combined ability of linguistics, world-creation, and storytelling all-together that solidifies Tolkien as a genius of his craft in my mind. What makes LOTR better than The Iliad is that LOTR was not design-by-committee.

    The whole LOTR saga is woven with elegance in design, not unlike a carefully designed program. No, it's not perfect, even as design 1.0 is rarely perfect, but it's damn fine art which I would say is indicative of his genius.

    <RANT>Some critics complain of his so-called "lack of characterization," but that's a complaint about a qualitative difference in the type of character Tolkien uses, not a substantial inconsistency. All of his characters have a place in the world, a purpose. None are out of joint with the world, like in a modern tale of alienation (e.g., Rosencrantz and Gildenstern are Dead). They each have their relatively predictable role, but the predictability of a role in no way implies that it is base.

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  13. Re:What you said about linguist! by thulldud · · Score: 1
    It's been a long time, but I did manage to read Out of the Silent Planet to her--once. Never have attempted the other two -- they are much more given to philosophical ruminations, although That Hideous Strength has a lot more action.


    Narnia is hard to slog through because it was written, quite condescendingly, for children.


    You could say that as well about The Hobbit, written to children, and somewhat condescending as well, but I'm reading it aloud to the family even now. Mutatis mutandibus, Lewis is just plain harder to read aloud.

  14. Re:The only way to read The Silmarillion by thulldud · · Score: 1
    Imagine the Sil stories being read aloud and you really get pulled into it.


    I don't have to imagine it. I read that aloud also. More fun than anything on the toob, you betcha.

  15. What you said about linguist! by thulldud · · Score: 3
    Really. I was thoroughly impressed with his use of English, but never so much as when I read the entire trilogy aloud to my wife, and years later to my whole family. His stuff is a pleasure to read aloud, and that doesn't come automatically.


    C.S.Lewis was a linguist as well; in fact he and Tolkien associated frequently in such ventures as the Kolbitar club, which studied ancient Icelandic poetry. And Lewis is about as famous a writer as Tolkien. But when I tried to read the Narnia Chronicles aloud, it was like slogging through waist-high jello in comparison. (I couldn't finish.)


    One thing that makes Tolkien's prose so refreshing is that he used his familiarity with Germanic languages cognate to English such as Gothic, Anglo-Saxon, and Icelandic to minimize the influence of late Latin on it. To native English speakers, Latin-derived words often sound distant and antiseptic, while Germanic ones sound earthy and vivid. I'm sure that Tolkien was aware of it; it's no accident that the language of the Rohirrim (rendered in the story as Anglo-Saxon) seemed to Meriadoc to be a richer, fuller version of his own Westron tongue (rendered as English).

    1. Re:What you said about linguist! by lohen · · Score: 1

      I always understood that the elvish language had been most heavily influenced by Finnish, but it's beena while since I read the Appendices to the LOTR so I could be mistaken.

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  16. Am I the only geek who doesn't like Tolkien? by rve · · Score: 2

    I've tried to read it several times, a book that is recommended to you by many of your friends can't be all bad, right?

    I found it just a childrens story, full of elves and dwarves and other twee little fantasy creatures, and it bored my socks off.

    So maybe it had some hidden meaning? Dwarves represent the heroic oppressed masses, and the ring evil corporate power? Naa.. it's just elves and dwarves.... page after page of twee little creatures on an adventure of sorts, written in a language and style that would have been considered old and dusty in the 19th century.

    I couldn't bare to turn another page of that tome, so I have no idea how the story ends... not do I care.

    1. Re:Am I the only geek who doesn't like Tolkien? by i0lanthe · · Score: 1

      This is the best post I've read today*! The thought of twee little Nazgul, perhaps holding hands with Wormtongue and Saruman, and prancing about a fairy ring while singing reedily about the innocent and childish joys of Evil Corporate Power, is bound to be good for a whole weekend of amusement. * Though I'm compelled to admit that there's not a single word in it that I agree with.

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  17. Re:Content Distribution ( was Re:LOTR Trailers) by David+Gould · · Score: 2


    It's been a while since I've bothered, but I seem to recall that there are also various sorts of tricks they use to try to prevent you from being able to get at the actual file, making it so you can only stream the movie, not save it. Hence the four-line-long URL. It's still a silly goal, of course, since it can be defeated more or less easily. Even if they could make it really work, it's just a bad goal, for so many reasons... For one, having nothing to do with rights management and copying, the quality level you want to see does not necessarily correlate to your bandwidth -- streaming is a neat technology for letting you avoid needing to download the whole file first by compromising quality, but what if you want to see the highest available quality and prefer to wait for the download if that's what it takes? Why would they eliminate that option? Also, do they actually prefer to waste the bandwidth sending it to you ever and over again if you want to watch it more than once? (which of course also means you can only watch it when you're online) Plus, especially when the content in question is movie trailers, which they want to have seen by as many people as possible, what's the point of making it so difficult? If we download the files, show them to our friends, mirror them, etc., they get more exposure for less bandwidth -- since in this case, the content itself is the advertisement, they should pay us!

    Anyway, the point of someone posting the URL here is to save others who want the file instead of the stream the trouble of having to hunt it down (which I guess requires hunting through page sources or something -- I seem to recall that, after some changes they made, even that didn't work, or maybe I just did something wrong that time and didn't want it badly enough to bother figuring it out). Defeating their distribution-balancing system (it that's true, which another reply denies) is more of an unfortunate side effect (and another reason they should just link to the saveable files -- we'll get them anyway; why not build that into the system and save their servers the slashdotting?).

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  18. Ian McKellen as Gandalf? by Jonathan · · Score: 2

    I haven't been keeping track of the LOTR-movie news until reading the article here, but I have to say although I admire Ian McKellen as an actor, Gandalf is an odd character for him to play. I loved his 1995 movie portrayal of "Richard III", and would have thought Saruman would have been more his line of work -- all that cackling and scorn, you know.

    1. Re:Ian McKellen as Gandalf? by Smuffe · · Score: 1

      I think that's a little of what makes a good actor great, being able to handle parts which they doesn't seem fit for. Although its probably best to wait for the film before judging, I think the small pieces of Gandalf in the trailer(s) is fantastic acting from Sir Ian's part.
      /Smuffe

  19. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Jonathan · · Score: 2

    I believe strongly that if Tolkien had never lived, the main difference in fantasy literature would be no mentions of Tolkien in the reviews. There would still be stories about fireball-hurling wizards, sneaking goblins, vicious trolls, haughty elves, talking trees, and tough dwarves.

    Well, for starters "elfs" (Tolkien coined the plural "elves", btw) before Tolkien were the cute tots that made toys for Santa. The whole modern fantasy idea of elves as tall pointy eared forest people started with Tolkien. Germanic myth at least had dwarves (snow white, Siegfried legend, etc), but they too were not those of modern fantasy. Wizards, goblins and trolls I agree are pretty generic.

  20. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Jonathan · · Score: 2

    In English 'faerie tales', the faeries themselves generally aren't nice either, stealing babies and so forth. Tolkien certainly knew norse mythology -- the names of the dwarves in _The Hobbit_ -- Thorin, etc. are taken from the Eddas. But my point is what most people think of as an "elf" these days comes from LOTR -- good, lives in forests, doesn't get along with dwarves, etc.

  21. Re:Umm... by Jonathan · · Score: 2

    There are no such things as "Celtic elves" -- the word and concept of "elf" are Germanic in orgin and not at all Celtic. Perhaps some modern authors use the word "elf" to describe a type of creature from Celtic mythology, but that is analogous to calling those flying Chinese serpents "dragons"

  22. his speech by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2

    You'll also note (if you've heard any recordings of Tolkein speaking) that McKellen adopts an accent and cadence rather like that of the Professor. This was apparently deliberate.

    It seems strangely fitting somehow, to watch and hear him speak. It does seem very "Gandalf".

    Ian McKellen would not have been my choice for Gandalf at all (I last saw him in X-Men, of all things), but he is a remarkable actor. Nearly everyone I've showed the trailer to (and who has also read the book) has remarked that Gandalf was just like they'd imagined.

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  23. Re:Why Tolkien wrote his books by The+Mayor · · Score: 2

    That's elfs, not elves. Tolkien was very keen on this point. His editor for the Hobbit apparently hacked up his original submission, changing, among other things, elfen|elfs to elven|elves. He used the old English spelling of these words for a reason: modern interpretations of elves are different than the old English interpretation of elfs. For example, elves are often portrayed as slender but short. The old English interpretation of elfs are tall and slender.

    He was very deliberate about this, and a great many other linguistic items throughout the book. Sorry if this sounds pedantic, but Tolkien would have wanted it that way ;-)

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  24. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by Knuckles · · Score: 1
    It actually is a storyline for WW2.

    Umm, could you give a reference for that? Because I can't believe it, since Tolkien explicitly wrote in the foreword of LOTR that it is not to be read as an allegory.

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  25. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Thanks

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  26. Re:Dibbell is off base, as usual by tuffy · · Score: 1
    From a literary standpoint, it's undesirable to make every character packed with depth - the reader simply doesn't care what (or what isn't) going through Butterbur's head, for example. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippen are the main characters and so they receive the most nuances (Frodo and Sam, in particlar). But to fault LOTR for spending less time on those characters we care less about is absurd.

    Naturally, this guy's critique is crap. And if LOTR were adjusted to make this guy happy, it would be crap as well. Fortunately, that won't be a problem.

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  27. Re:Why Tolkien wrote his books by tuffy · · Score: 2
    It's the other way around. The editors wanted "dwarves", in particular, to be edited to "dwarfs" and so forth. Tolkien refused and was steadfast on the point until the editors relented. I think that is mentioned in either the LOTR forward or in the appendices (in the language section). And if you read much of his proto-Silmarillion (and pre-Hobbit) works, it's "elves" (along with "Eldar" and "gnomes") throughout.

    But, yes, his elves were always meant to be tall and mighty characters. The notion of Legolas portrayed as a short feminine guy in green tights really pissed him off.

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  28. Anti-geek angst by Stiletto · · Score: 4


    "But maybe you could indulge me and imagine, just for a moment, that the fact that we live in a world increasingly made by geeks actually makes their collective imagination worth understanding."


    Ha ha ha...

    This guy reminds me of the high school sports stars that are still living in my home town flipping burgers, saying "Those damn nerds are taking over the world. What a bunch of losers!"

    Look who the losers are now, guys...

  29. Re:Content Distribution ( was Re:LOTR Trailers) by Dredd13 · · Score: 2
    No, actually, the akamai URL itself is fine. What happens is that depending on where you're coming from, you'll get very different DNS resolutions for where "a1.doo.akamai.net" (or whatever the host name is) actually IS.

    D

  30. Missing the point by Zach+Frey · · Score: 2

    Of course there were stories of dragons and rings etc. before Tolkien wrote -- he was certainly more familiar with them than you and I.

    But if you doubt that Tolkien set the shape of modern 'Fantasy' literature, just try to find a writer today who doesn't end up rehashing Tolkien, badly. Even those who aren't writing Middle-Earth lookalikes almost seem to have to work at not being Tolkienesque.

    Tolkien is not a god, and his book is nothing special.

    Half right. Tolkien is just a man, who "just" happened to write a profoundly influential novel.

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  31. Re:Not 3 books... by JosefK · · Score: 1

    Actually, the novel is a single narrative divided into six "books" as markers for major transitions in the narrative - it is not six separate novels under three covers. The "book" divisions are more like "meta-chapters". Pick up any long novel, and you're likely to find similar divisions. The reason it is published in three volumes is because Britain was suffering from a paper shortage following WWII, and it was cheaper for the publisher to release it in three separate volumes over a period of several years.

    LoTR was originally begun as a requested sequel to the Hobbit, which his publishers felt there was a significant market for. As he progressed, he read/shared completed chapters with his son Christopher and several friends, including CS Lewis. It wasn't until WWII and Christopher ended up in the RAF, stationed in South Africa, that he sent chapters to him by mail.

    To address the issue of allegory and other literary terms: If the novel can be "used for so many different allegories", that actually proves that it *isn't* an allegory, and that there are a lot of people who really don't know what an allegory is. An allegory would have a stricter, one-to-one correspondence between all of the objects and actions of the novel and the things that it was an allegory of (e.g., Pilgrim's Progress is intended *only* to be read as an allegory of Christian conversion). Each metaphor and symbol, and every movement of the plot, would point primarily to the *one* overriding allegorical correspondence. Just because metaphor and symbolism are tools used in constructing an allegory does not mean that every work in which they are used is an allegory. Likewise, themes (power corrupts, elevation of the weak above the strong, death, etc.) do not make a narrative an allegory. Allegories are narrow in their symbolism and thematic application and depend almost entirely on authorial intention (Roland Barthes be damned). If you want an allegorical story by Tolkien, read "Leaf by Niggle" - it's the closest he comes to the form.

    What you find in LoTR that is "readable in a modern context" is a group of thematic elements that many people can recognize as resonating with concerns in their own lives.

  32. blah by gedanken · · Score: 1

    The first "big book" I read as a boy was The Hobbit. It was passed down to me by my father when I was 6. From there I formed my own opinions of the book and read and re-read the other books in the series. This was way before I ever heard of the internet or used computers on a daily basis.

    I am sure many other "geeks" can relate to this. The internet did not create the phenomenon that is Tolkien it is simply fueling new generations of readers while allowing old fans to spew the influence Tolkien has had on their lives.

  33. Letter to the Editor by gmhowell · · Score: 3

    I'm not hoity-toity enough for my opinions to matter to the Villiage Voice. I live on the border between the red states and the blue states;) But if you want to beat your head against the wall, send email to editor@villiagevoice.com or fill out the area at: http://www.villagevoice.com/aboutus/letters.shtml

    Remember to be careful when feeding the trolls.

    Here is my letter:

    It seems that Mr. Dibbell has some sort of chip on his shoulder. Did some geek wipe out his bank account? Run off with his girl? Beat him in a game of StreetFighter?

    I'm not certain what his article regarding Lord of the Rings is supposed to prove. An animus towards 'geeks' is the only common thread through his various ramblings. That and apparant jealousy that Mr. Tolkien (and Lucas) have achieved far more success than he ever will.

    While many have referred to LOTR as literature, a great artistic work, and so forth, that is mostly in jest. Most people I know (and granted, the people with whom I have discussed LOTR are ensconsed neither in academia nor in the entertainment industry, thus invalidating their existence with respect to such as Mr. Dibbell) who have read the work accept it for what it is: an incredibly long series of children's stories set in a wholly imagined world.

    So perhaps it is not high art. So what? Much of what we regard today as literature (Shakespeare, Chaucer, the greek tragedies, and so forth) are 'merely' entertainment. Or at least that is what they were originally.

    The 'feature' fails in the most important respect: justifying its' own existence. It certainly adds nothing new to the discussion of the literary value (or lack thereof) of the LOTR series. It fails to properly cite any of the numerous references made to the original and intelligent criticisms made by others. There is a half-hearted attempt to denigrate modern society, the United States, and the internet. Even this fails, as the two points upon which these criticisms are based lack foundation. First that 'mere entertainment' is a bad thing. Second that there is anything other than anecdotal evidence to support the notion that a high percentage of those in technology, for instance, have read LOTR, view it as 'serious literature', and that this somehow indicates a flaw or at least a system to their thinking.

    The lack of quality and direction of and in this feature leave me wanting to say much more. Unfortunately, there is so little of substance with which to argue.

    There is a website called slashdot (from where I learned of this article) that contains areas for article discussion. When one writes commentary whose sole purpose is to incite argument, it is referred to as a 'troll'. In my estimation, Julian Dibbell has proven himself to be a troll. And one with much less to say than those who grace the pages of JRR Tolkien's works.

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    1. Re:Letter to the Editor by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Did some geek wipe out his bank account?

      I don't know how much the Village Voice pays its writers, but I rather suspect that Dibbell feels that some geeks have symbolically cast his bank account in a bad light.
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    2. Re:Letter to the Editor by Smegma4U · · Score: 1

      While I would agree with you, isn't it interesting that the word for a person "whose sole purpose is to incite argument" is a troll? This points to the link between those in technological fields and fantasy literature, such as Tolkien's.

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  34. Much longer series on Salon this week by jenkin+sear · · Score: 3
    There was a much longer (and I think a bit more sympathetic) review of Shippey's book on Tolkien over at Salon- it's in 2 parts:

    Part One
    Part Two

    Definitely worth reading, but set aside some time.

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  35. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by bil · · Score: 1

    Out of interest would you car to name any of these "polished gems to Tolkien's crude chippings" ?

    To be honest I would be disappointed if LOTR was the best fantasy novel ever written, to say that in the 40 years since it was written nobody had managed to do better would be bad. Tolkein invented the fantasy novel, surely the genre cant have gone downhill ever since!

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  36. WW1 by hey! · · Score: 2

    Didn't Tolkien fight in the big one(WW 1)?

    I think it shows in his battle scenes -- not the Vietnam nightmare of ambush and sniping, but the WW1 tableau of great streams of individual men poured into a cauldron of slaughter.

    You can't account for the book without looking at WW1, in my opinion. Tolkien was discharged from the army as a shell shock case -- what we would now call post traumatic stress syndrome. This was the great common experience of his generation -- being transformed by the unremitting terror of trench warfare and coming back changed. Dividing your life into before and after. Victory earned at the cost of a generation of men killed, maimed or psychically damaged.

    People read too much into Tolkien's famed aversion to allegory. They conflate allegory with meaning. In particular, the silly attempts to map elements of the book onto current figures or issues must to have been odious to him, a medievalist, to whom excessive focus on the contemporary was just a form of parochialism.

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  37. Dibbell is off base, as usual by Salamander · · Score: 3

    As when he wrote about LambdaMOO, Dibbell has no idea whatsoever what he's talking about. Here are some examples.

    the vast genre of fantasy fiction is, along with sci-fi, one of the two great narrative flows feeding the Nerd Nation's imaginative life, and nobody doubts that Tolkien single-handedly invented it

    Lots of people, even among Tolkien's most devoted fans, would dispute the claim that Tolkien invented the genre. World-building fantasy has existed as a continuous tradition for millenia, from some of the earliest known writings to contemporaries of Tolkien such as Fritz Lieber and Lloyd Alexander. Tolkien's work brought this genre back into the mainstream from a relative backwater, but nobody in their right mind would claim he invented it.

    Tolkien's take on "human existence"? A hard gig, certainly, full of danger and tough decisions, but fortunately not enough to threaten the wise Gandalf, the noble Aragorn, the sly Saruman, or any of Tolkien's other characters with more than the occasional moment of psychological complexity.

    It's true that many of Tolkien's main characters are pretty "flat" and that even accounts for much of their appeal to younger readers. However, a closer reading will reveal more complexity than Dibbell gives credit for. Aragorn, Boromir, and Gandalf are not entirely unconflicted. The ambivalence of many elves and half-elves - Glorfindel, Elrond, Celeborn - is worthy of some thought. The corruption or degeneration of several characters - Theoden, Denethor, Saruman - is complex and interesting. Perhaps the most interesting character is Gollum; I used to spend many evenings wondering what must have been going on inside that slimy little head. If you go beyond LoTR and read the Silmarillion you find even more complex, conflicted characters. There's plenty of psychological complexity to Tolkien's work, if you're willing to read instead of skimming.

    Strip away his meaning and what is left? Well, Middle Earth itself.

    How absurd. You can't strip away the other elements, because it is those elements that make Middle Earth special. The peoples, the language, the history - all of those things considered rightly or wrongly to be the subject of allegory - are what makes Middle Earth more compelling and memorable than so many other laughable attempts at fantasy world-building.

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  38. Re:What Journalists by Spiral+Man · · Score: 2
    umm, lately? this has always been the case.

    and i dont think that the people who run slashdot are "journalists". more like newgroup moderators. they dont write the stories, they dont find the news, and they make no pretense of being objective. the simply bring order to the mass chaos that is slashdot. nothing more, nothing less.

    if you dont like slashdot, dont read it, but dont wast server space bitching about it. we dont really care

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  39. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by mefus · · Score: 1

    hey mod this response up!

    Personally I think Aragorn was a crank myself.

    A friend's friend read LOTR while on a road-trip and read Aragorn's lines out loud from the back seat of the car. Try it some time.

    If you want to drive your friend's batty.

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  40. Typical anger by cisko · · Score: 3

    An article like that is just a response from someone who doesn't "get it" and feels obligated to defend himself for not being in the with-it crowd. Fine, he doesn't like the book, tastes differ. But it's funny to see the vitriol he pours on it's supposed geeky fans.

    Sure, some of us are incredibly geeky, there's the whole D&D connection, etc. But you're just as likely to find tweedy academics or -- gosh -- just average plain John/Jane Doe folks who love the books as pale computer professionals.

    Frankly I think he's just trying to get a rise out of the fandom. His ad hominem attacks don't even do a good job of masquerading as literary criticism.

    Yawn.

    1. Re:Typical anger by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "An article like that is just a response from someone who doesn't "get it" and feels obligated to defend himself for not being in the with-it crowd. "

      I think that he is criticising the response to LOTR's rather than the book itself, although he has muddled the two up somewhat.

      Personally I think LOTR is a good book. It has a good story, and Tolkiens prose whilst highly mannered has an appealing sytlism. His writing was massively effected by his field of study. In LOTR we see Tolkeins love of Beowulf come to the fore.

      The problem is that Tolkein has been taken all out of proporation. His creation of middle earth was a hobby, and not an indication of genius. Sadly many of those who came after Tolkein misunderstood this, and created worlds but forgot about the damn story.

      And as for the mythology that has risen out of LOTR then yes this is really rather sad. Even more so because it means that many people are put off from reading the books for what they are. A good adventure story.

      Phil

    2. Re:Typical anger by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "Genius is indicative of vast proficiency in a particular skillset."

      Its certainly true that the word genius has become misused to mean proficiency at something. However I don't feel that for instance a golfer should ever be described as a genius no matter how good he is.

      "author in question is operating under vastly different motives toward a wholly other purpose."

      Yes and as I say the author was trying to write a good story. That's why he wrote LOTR, and that's why he released it as a book. His creation of a world around it was for his personal enjoyment. To see the world creation venerated and the storytelling ignored, would I think have saddened Tolkein.

      Phil

    3. Re:Typical anger by Alatar · · Score: 4
      I think Professor Tolkien provided the best retort himself. Let him speak in his own words:

      "Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible; and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works, or of the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer."

  41. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by jakob_grimm · · Score: 1

    Well, Frank Herbert's Dune novels come to mind. He is nearly as creative in terms of the history, language, cultures, etc. as Tolkien was.

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  42. Tolkien's remark deeper than it looks ... by Somnus · · Score: 4

    Just because Tolkien dispenses with allegory, does not mean he disavows metaphor. LOTR has strong, undeniable themes, which if they match real life, do so by accident. In fact, all great art is like this: themes are important for the most basic reasons, abstracting the metaphysics of man and his creations, having nothing to do with concretes directly. Tokien skillfully (and artfully) creates his own universe, but one we can relate to, then is off to the races as a storyteller.

    The author, Julian Dibbell, must take a naturalistic view of art, where the world recreated must be a "slice of life" rather than an original creation. How stultifying, and sad. Tolkien eschews this arrested development to embrace fantasy Romanticism, and did an amazing job of it.

    This is not to say, of course, that I like everything about Tolkien. His prose doesn't flow like and F. Scott Fitzgerald or Ralph Ellison, but that's but a quibble.


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    1. Re:Tolkien's remark deeper than it looks ... by krmt · · Score: 3

      I was going to mod you up but I wanted to reply instead. I think you're very correct about the metaphor idea. Tolkien's work isn't an allegory (like the Faery Queen by Edmund Spencer for example) in that the whole story isn't a metaphor, but the themes that run through it help grab us in ways that everyone who likes the books understands at some basic level.

      It's important though that Tolkien's work isn't a wholly original creation. The precedent of Arthurian legends and Beowulf certaintly lend some important weight to his work. The fertility myth (Arthur) is a very important classic genre, and in many ways LOTR can be seen as inheriting from that. The theme of retribution after desolation via sacrifice is critical and is prevalent in many modern works as well. Pynchon's "Gravity's Rainbow" can be construed this way for instance. This is in contrast to many other modern works that does not have such endings, like Paul Auster's "City of Glass" and Beckett's "Waiting for Godot".

      The thing about literary critics is they are just waiting to show off how smart they are. No one gets upset with James Joyce for making "Finnigan's Wake" completely impenetrable (anyone who says they understand that work is a liar), but they rail against Tolkien for making a work that is just as original and epic in scale and still accessible at the same time. It's this kind of attitude that turns people off to literature (it's the same attitude that critics have towards "Harry Potter" right now) and it's really very sad. There's nothing I like as much as a challenging piece of art, but everyone wants a good story now and then. "Lonesome Dove" can sit happily next to my copy of "Gravity's Rainbow", and it depreciates neither.

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  43. Meh... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

    ...i said..."meh"

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  44. Tolkien's words on the "allegory" thing... by devphil · · Score: 2


    I think anyone who hasn't read a copy of Tolkien's Letters should be banned from commenting on this whole article. What a load of... anyhow.

    Just because Tolkien dispenses with allegory, does not mean he disavows metaphor.

    Exactly. He himself wrote that people tend to confuse allegory with applicability. The second is the reader's freedom to interpret the story, while the first "lies in the purposed dominion of the author."

    If Tolkien writes a story that seems to you to be applicable to a certain situation, hey, that's great. That doesn't mean that Tolkien set out to write a story for your situation.

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  45. The only way to read The Silmarillion by devphil · · Score: 2
    but never so much as when I read the entire trilogy aloud to my wife, and years later to my whole family. His stuff is a pleasure to read aloud,

    First off, it's not a trilogy! Tolkien himself pointed out this error many times. It's a single story, consisting of six books, originally published in three volumes for financial reasons.

    Anyhow, yes, you are correct; much of his works were designed to be read aloud, in the sense of a bard telling a tale to villagers. People tend to not like the Silmarillion because we're so addicted to dialogue, so they sneer at a narrative style. Imagine the Sil stories being read aloud and you really get pulled into it.

    I'm sure that Tolkien was aware of it; it's no accident that the language of the Rohirrim (rendered in the story as Anglo-Saxon) seemed to Meriadoc to be a richer, fuller version of his own Westron tongue (rendered as English).

    Oh, absolutely. He mentions this a few times in his letters. Welsh and Gaelic played significant roles in the evolution of the Elvish languages (by their sounds, at least, not spellings).

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  46. Tolkien on the saddest moment in the whole story by devphil · · Score: 2
    What about Gollum?

    In quite a few of his letters to friends, family, and random fans, Tolkien told of (in his opinion) the scene which always brought a tear to his eye.

    Gollum/Smeagol is having one of those arguments with himself. He almost, almost convinces himself to repent -- and then Sam walks up and says something condescending and insulting. Gollum never considers repenting again.

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  47. Re:You can protect yourself by Chris+Brewer · · Score: 2

    A quick easy way to protect against most of them would be to add a line to your hosts file like so:

    127.0.0.1 goatse.cx

    Your mileage may vary.

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  48. Racism and Tolkien's Dark and Slanty Hordes by meehawl · · Score: 1

    I've read LOTR more times than I'd care to remember. The first time was a sublime rush. Eventually though, as I matured (and my voice broke) I began to see the LOTR's incipient racism (a sad by-product of mid-20th century Eurocentrism and perhaps the Bloemfontein influence) as unfortunate and childish.

    Of course the movie will erase the racial stereotypes from the invading hordes -- it'd be commercial suicide to do otherwise. But it remains in the books, a terribly bad note in an otherwise fine story for children and young adults.

    There is of course the latent paedophilia inherent in the use of "Halflings" as romantic and heroic protagonists. I'm down with Michael Moorcock with this one. Tolkien was probably even more unconscious of this, perhaps even moreso than Lewis Carroll.

    All great books have flaws, recognizing them honestly and coming to terms with them is a sign of maturity. But wait, this is Slashdot. Flame those hoity-toity Village Voice liberals!

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  49. Some more LOTR links... by gadders · · Score: 2

    Have a look here -

    http://www.mckellen.com/epost/l010605.htm

    - it's Sir Ian McKellen's homepage. (He plays Gandalf in the film). You can also see some stories on the film here (like how the opening was re-shot) -

    http://www.ananova.com/entertainment/index.html?ke ywords=Lord+of+the+Rings&nav_src=more_on

  50. Tolkien single-handedly invented fantasy fiction? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Huh? What about Spenser? Mallory? For that matter, what about Tolkien's contemporary, C.S. Lewis? And lets not forget E.H. Howard. Whatevery you may think of his strong-thewed barbarians, they owe very little to Tolkien, and remain a major thread in the weave of the fantasy fiction genre.

  51. The most remarkable thing about LOR... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    ...and what sets it apart from most heroic and fantasy fiction and legend, is that it is told with its focus not upon the many heroic characters, or upon the rulers of Tolkien's world, but rather from the perspective of a hobbit--essentially, a peasant. Despite the heroic scope of the novel and its mythic qualities, this single factor makes it a very modern work of fiction.

    And as influential as Tolkien has been, this particular characteristic is the least frequently emulated/imitated.

  52. I read the articles... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    Boy, that was stupid.

    I was going to comment in more detail, but why bother? Julian Dibbell quite adroily summarized most of the anti-Tolkien vitriol spewed out over the decades by an outraged community of self-absorbed literary masturbators. He even did his best to sound as if some of the "thoughts" he expressed were his own. But all this has been dealt with (or, rather, sponged off) at length elsewhere, by better writers than me, and anyone who's interested has probably read it already.

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  53. Or better yet... by TopShelf · · Score: 2

    Elric of Melnibone - Tim Burton could do quite a number with that...

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  54. Why Aren't Slashdot Comments GPL'ed? by bonoboy · · Score: 1

    Then I could go back and fix my obvious errors. Of course Sam killed him! Oops! And the pony killed the Balrog, right?

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    1. Re:Why Aren't Slashdot Comments GPL'ed? by bonoboy · · Score: 2

      Yes.. points for subtlety there, I think.

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    2. Re:Why Aren't Slashdot Comments GPL'ed? by Alatar · · Score: 1
      Pony killed the Balrog? Sam killed him? Did we read the same book? Shelob was most definitely a she. Sam didn't kill her, either, or at the very least the matter was left unresolved:

      Shelob was gone; and whether she lay long in her lair, nursing her malix and her misery, and in slow year of darkness healed herself from within, rebuilding her clustered eyes, until with hunger like death she spun once more her dreadful snares in the glens of the Mountains of Shadow, this tale does not tell.

  55. Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by bonoboy · · Score: 3

    The author of the longer article goes through the article seemingly heaping praise on Tolkien (obviously in some attempt to get us 'geeks' on side for when he demolishes it (and us) later. Of course he does this so well, you're inclined to listen to his arguments. But he bring up several absoutely blind points, like "the bad guys are evil, the good guys are not". This is patently untrue, as anyone who's even read the book once knows. What kind of a fool spends all this time researching the author and his critics and none of his time checking that his main line of argument (the book!) isn't actually right? Boromir is corrupted by the ring, Frodo goes from a nice chap to someone who can kill giant spiders in very nasty ways (and that scene was very dark, with the shadow of murder hanging over it totally). Merry and Pippin are tainted by the journey, Saruman is the good brought low, Strider (sic) is the mighty king basically reduced to a ruthless killer. Gollum was nothing but a mischevious child until the ring corrupted him. What does he see in these 'oh so pure' characters BUT evil? The evil of the ring corrupts all who come near it, and the quest to destroy evil leads people to questionable deeds. Ok, nothing like killing families in Vietnamese villages, but they still change utterly through the story. The end leaves you with an utter sense of loss, and none of the characters are ever the same. Even Hobbiton has been corrupted and scarred.

    And at the risk of being a karma whore, for Christ's sake, he just took one of the world's most obviously intelligent groups, and said we'e all "children" for liking Tolkien! Perhaps we could point at those of such a literal mindset and say their lack of imagination renders them "childish" in their expectation that the world around them is the only one worth thinking about. Reporters don't discover quantum fluctuation, or super string theory, geeks do! I fail to see how broadly saying we're all emotional runts fails to take into account the overwhelming burden of evidence which is our contribution to the world, and his life.

    Fuck the media and fuck this guy. Learn to read the book you're writing about, and learn that not everything is about politics or fucking lawyers. It's easy to read about doctors, because everyone's afraid of dying. Lack of imagination doesn't make you a better person.

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    1. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by TomV · · Score: 1
      What does he see in these 'oh so pure' characters BUT evil? The evil of the ring corrupts all who come near it, and the quest to destroy evil leads people to questionable deeds. Ok, nothing like killing families in Vietnamese villages, but they still change utterly through the story. The end leaves you with an utter sense of loss, and none of the characters are ever the same. Even Hobbiton has been corrupted and scarred.

      And bear in mind the time when Tolkien wrote the books. I wonder if you're not closer to the mark than you think with the Vietnam reference, if you just change 'Vietnam' to, let's say, 'Dresden'.

      This was a time when it finally became clear that warfare was now industrialised. And a great number of people were struggling to come to terms with the stuff they'd had to do in the battle 'against evil'. and one of Tolkien's strengths was to take these thoroughly contemporary arguments and recouch them in the most traditional of terms. The war was won, but at the cost of the loss of vast areas of what had been british culture. And so, perhaps, the overwhelming sense of sadness and loss in the very teeth of victory

      TomV

    2. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by gowen · · Score: 2
      He just took one of the world's most obviously intelligent groups, and said we're all "children"
      Childishness isn't the same as stupidity. Frankly, confusing the ability to programme computers with cultural and emotional sophistication, as well as getting worked into a lather about someone disagreeing with your opinion of a book, isn't helping your cause any.
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    3. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by Alatar · · Score: 1
      Hey...read the book yourself, Frodo doesn't kill any spiders. Samwise stabs Shelob, and if you're thinking of the spiders in the forest, Bilbo killed some spiders in Mirkwood in the Hobbit.

      The reporter gets mad and denounces LOTR as a children's story because he doesn't get to do any literary analysis on it, because it's just a story and doesn't have any super-deep meaning. Literary folks get really, really mad and vicious when they can't engage their hobby, or when someone points out that they're wrong and can prove it.

    4. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Actually, as Tolkien explained in an interview. The story has a deep meaning. It actually is a storyline for WW2. With The hobbits (common folks, gandalf (churchill), The eagles (America), Goblins(german&italians) etc. The story revolves about the A-bom secret (the one ring) which was developed by german/yewish scientists.

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    5. Re:Geek Rage (Rant disclaimer) by Kharny · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately i lost the paper that had the interview in it, i will try to look it up for you. Please have some patience.

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  56. Re:Creating a World vs. Literature by Steeltoe · · Score: 1

    Right on. I'm even having trouble with Sauron == Satan, because he is embodified and conquerable while Satan is not really someone you can just meet in town. Satan is more like a symbol of all evil, or embodified in another plane of reality. It'd be more accurate to say Sauron turned very, very bad ;-)

    IMHO, people that absolutely have to try to analyze what the author really meant, are just trying to limit the work into their own interpretation. Which can be bad because more often than not, the author didn't really mean that. Just because you can draw parallells, doesn't necessarily make them true. These analysts are really analysing our society and the human psyche, not the work itself. But they're too afraid to admit that openly (where would they get their grants from then?) ;-P

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  57. Re:bah by Ser\/o · · Score: 1

    I agree with the 2nd half of your statement. Drizzt could be a great piece of film. . .as long as it doesn't come out as a miserable piece of shit ala D&D.

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  58. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Rand+Race · · Score: 1
    Look up 'Swartalfheim' (land of the dark elves) in Norse mythology, neither cute nor tots. Tolkein's elves however are based on the Norse Vanyir, of whom Frey and Freja are the most noteworthy, not the swartalfs who were more like what we think of as dwarfs. The idea of cute little elves comes from misidentifieng the Norse alfs with Gaelic sidh such as brownies and leprechauns.

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  59. Re:Wheel Of Time must be done in anime style! by Woko · · Score: 2

    The Wheel of Time should be forgotten about. RJ gave up on any semblance of quality or effort a long time ago...

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  60. Re:Phillip Toynbee by cruachan · · Score: 1
    Yep, same family. If I remember correctly Philip Toynbee was an historian turned journalist - and one who garnered considerably more respect than his daughter.

    I think your letting your prejudices show through somewhat on the Guardian though as it and it's predecessor, the Manchester Guardian, was on 'our' side for WWII and whilst being pro-detente was always highly critical of the soviets.

    If you want a really traterous paper the prime example is The Daily Mail which was a slavish admirer of Hitler until about 1937. There's more than one Daily Mail editorial advocating virtual incorperation of Britain into the 3rd Reich!

    You should read some history sometime - I think you'll find that British social attitudes towards Hitler and Fascism in the 1930s - particularly among the ruling classes, somewhat suprising.

  61. Re:You can protect yourself by epukinsk · · Score: 1

    For a slightly less ambitious solution, resize your browser window so you can only see a little of the link, click it, and check the title or slowly drag the window open so you don't see anything you didn't want to.

    Also useful at work when you're unsure the content of a link you are visiting might "disturb" your boss. You can get a mini-preview beforehand to avoid disaster.

    -Erik

  62. Re:bah by Forrestina · · Score: 1
    right... but wheel of time would be a 50 hour movie! it's not even over yet!

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  63. Anti-geek? by Gregoyle · · Score: 3
    Am I the only /. reader who didn't interpret this article ("Lord of the Geeks") as a slam against all that is geekdom? I think we should all remember the audience for whom _The Village Voice_ is intended. It's written for people who consider themselves "intellectuals". Truth to tell I think most of these people are just trying to comfort themselves that they majored in Liberal Arts in undergrad and wrote their graduate thesis on something like "Symbolism in the Later Works of George Carlin" or some such thing (disclaimer: I just graduated with a B.A. in Linguistics, but I also consider myself fairly geeky).

    The article was aiming at its audience and identifying their common view of Tolkien, but was also disputing that view. The author identified one of the common views of geeks (that they/we are nothing but antisocial losers stuck in childhood), but then noted that even if you hold that view you had to admit that there was something to geekiness. He was trying to show the people who think geeks and J.R.R. Tolkien are just silly that his work really *does* have significance even if you aren't a geek. Also, as far as him talking about Tolkien appealing to people's (is that a word?) inner childishness... well of course it does!! Do you REALLY want to act completely "grown up"? I think most of the fun we manage to derive from our dreary jobs (well some of us) and boring lives (okay, well maybe just me ;-)) comes from moments of pure childishness. There is nothing wrong with being childish, indeed, if you take Tolkien's philosphy there is much to be said about preserving something precious that is fading from our lives

    Now damn you all for stopping me from moderating up some really good posts just so I could post this silly reply to ungrounded rants.

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    1. Re:Anti-geek? by cube+farmer · · Score: 1

      <snip>

      ...disclaimer: I just graduated with a B.A. in Linguistics, but I also consider myself fairly geeky).

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      <snip>

      Also, as far as him talking about Tolkien appealing to people's (is that a word?) inner childishness... well of course it does!!

      </snip>

      Only on Slashdot... a linguistics geek asking the rest of us (non-linguistics) geeks whether "people's" is a word.

      IANAL...G (I am not a linguistics geek), but I think it is

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    2. Re:Anti-geek? by mooneyguy · · Score: 1
      Am I the only /. reader who didn't interpret this article ("Lord of the Geeks") as a slam against all that is geekdom?

      No you are not. I also interpret it not as a slam on LOTR but on all the high-brow self-proclaimed intellectuals who look down their noses at it. Unfortunately, his positive comments on LOTR and its influence on our sub-culture were so severly diluted by his constant references to the work's detractors that it was very difficult to determine exactly what his personal opinion was. I certainly understand why others are confused about what he was trying to say: he did a very poor job of expressing it, I think. I also have a personal problem with the use of the term "geek" to describe us. I simply cannot get past the negative connotations of that word, largely for personal reasons. I would much prefer "nerd", but even that I find rather detestable.

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  64. Julian Dibbell. by ectoraige · · Score: 1

    What a strange man.

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  65. Lucas created it; Lucas controls it. by yerricde · · Score: 2

    Whether he realizes it or not, Dibbell is right to point out that Tokien, along with Lucas and a host of others who worked their way into the popular culture, has specified the architecture for the imagination-space of our culture

    And if they don't allow us the benefit of generous fair use (including transformative use), then that means Tolkien's estate or Lucasfilm could pull the entire structure out from under us at any second. Just look at what Paramount has been doing to Trek fan pages with all the damage the monopolists have been doing to the concepts of "fair use" (DMCA) and "public domain" (copyright extensions that keep even "Happy Birthday" under AOL Time Warner's exclusive control).

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  66. Re:Not 3 books... by tbarrie · · Score: 1
    ... Lord of the rings(LOTR) is a series of 5 books bound into 3 covers. GO on, look in the contents of the books, I'll wait. When LOTR was published, publisher believed that the books did not have enough pages, and would not sell. So they bound the 5 books into 3 covers so the buyrer could get a fair deal.

    No, it's one book. In the foreword to the edition I have, he refers to LotR several times as "the book", not "the series". Now, like a lot of other works, it's divided into multiple "Books", but I've never heard it suggested that the six Books were ever intended to be published seperately.

  67. Re:LOTR Trailers by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 1
    Since, as expected, the Akamai server have been Slashdotted, here are links that might help.

    Lord of the Trailers

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  68. Content Distribution ( was Re:LOTR Trailers) by Colz+Grigor · · Score: 2
    Akamai runs a service for global distribution of content. When you click on a link that was "Akamaized", the link will send you to a server that is (theoretically) the geographically closest available server. Geographical proximity decreases latency and prevents a single server from being Slashdotted.

    Posting links to content with an Akamai URL completely defeats that purpose. Perhaps posting a link to the web page from which you got the link to Akamai would be more useful in the future.

    Then again, I dislike Akamai. To quote Aleister Crowley, "Do as you will."

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  69. Star Trek ur-geeks, unite! by tookish · · Score: 3

    "Or something even geekier, arguably: ur-geeks. Keepers of the geek flame. For if The Lord of the Rings is not the sine qua non of geek culture, it's hard to think what is."

    The folks who spend their weekends dressed as Klingons will be mighty unimpressed with this.


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  70. Re:"Invented fantasy"? I think not. by Rei · · Score: 2

    "Rape in Cyberspace" bothered me. It dealt with an incredibly serious issue, but not seriously, or, really, feasibly. I've been on ample muds before as both coder and player. Never have I seen a situation you can't get out of. In the very worst case - where they've placed a no-quit object on you or placed you in a no-quit room - you can always just linkdie. There is nothing that forces you to watch more than a single line. If something is going wrong, most people use one of many chat lines to warn others. And, sorry, but you men always say degrading things about us in public forums like the net, and think its funny. At least, in a mud, you can get away from other just by logging off, reporting them to an admin, and waiting for them to be wiped. It just doesn't make sense that people would stay online, sit through this, watch this, while it is mentally disturbing them. That's like someone saying "I'm going to rape you.", and then moving like a tortoise towards you and you just stand there for no reason. I also have some issues with the coders of that mud, but anyways...

    Seriously, if people would just sit online and let this happen, when the 4-letter word "quit" or the little 'x' in the corner of their window could get them out of this, then a virtual castration for the perpetrator could indeed be possible. You quickly code an item which prevents them from using certain commands (if you're in LPC, that takes no efford... LPC is one of the most beautiful programming languages I have ever been graced to use... MudOS being the best driver I've used), as a temporary fix to stop them from doing this while you prepare the public ceremony's code. A noquit object could be placed on the player. A setting could be prepared in the center of town. An elaborate script where the person is picked apart, bit by bit, could be done. The person's gender changed to neuter. Their stats slowly falling, with messages of the blood and pain. Eventually, a killing blow delt to them artfully, and the character is destroyed, their IP perminanently banned. If revenge is what was wanted.

    In reality, though, if there were victims, that probably isn't what they'd want. They'd probably just want that person to be gone.

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  71. The best part by YIAAL · · Score: 2

    The Lord of the Rings is the most influential novel of the 20th century -- Germaine Greer even admits it. And best of all, she's royally pissed about it. On a more serious note, the author says that Tolkien is premodern in his sensibility and values. But so, really, are geeks, who tend to value rationality, loyalty to one's friends, and the notion that there's actually a difference between good and evil that can't be argued away by flip, pseudo-profound philosophizing. Which is probably why Greer, et al., hate LOTR so much.

    1. Re:The best part by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "the author says that Tolkien is premodern in his sensibility and values."

      I think actually he was suggesting that the LOTR bandwagon was rather post-modern. That is its not actually about anything. Which is pretty true.

      "Which is probably why Greer, et al., hate LOTR so much."

      I suspect that Germaine Greer dislikes it for a number of reasons. But the fact that the book gets venerated out of all proportion would no doubt be one of them. Its a good book yes, and a good story. But there are many other books, many better than LOTR. Its sad to see a story turned into a religion.

      Phil

    2. Re:The best part by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "I would definitely refrain from calling LOTR "postmodern." "

      I said that the bandwagon was postmodern, not LOTR! "I gather that you think that venerated books should be about something "real.""

      I think that really great literature should cause us to examine ourselves and our humanity yes. Animal Farm does this in its attempt to force us to examine recent history. I tend to agree about the allegory though. I think something like "Down and out in Paris and London" is far more effective. Orwell was a better journalist than novel writer to my mind.

      What I am saying here is that LOTR is a great story. I've read it several times and have always enjoyed it. The strength of the book though is to me found within the book itself and not in the family trees at the back!

      Phil

    3. Re:The best part by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "I believe Tolkien's attention to detail aided the continuity of his storytelling even as detail after mind-numbing detail aided The Iliad in its telling."

      I am sure that his attention to linguistic detail helped Tolkein when he was writing the book to make it coherent, I agree with this. But I don't need to read the linguistic detail is what I am saying. Its a bit like method acting for instance. I don't really care whether De Niro works in a chip shop for six months to improve his characterisation. He might need to do this, but I would judge his acting by what he does on screen. Phil

  72. How much good fantasy is out there? by eviljason · · Score: 1
    Not much.

    Tolkien (LOTR)
    Donaldson (the Unbeliever)
    Jordan (Wheel of Time)
    Adams (Watership Down)
    Zelazny (Amber)
    Pratchett(Discworld)

    C.S. Lewis belongs in my list too, but I have not been able to re-read those books since I was 12.

    As a general rule I dislike fantasy. Some of the "D&D" stuff like Dragonlance and Death's Gate are not as awful as most, but I almost never bother to re-read such stuff after reading it the first time. Terry Brooks, Eddings, etc. make me ill - a regurgitation of Tolkien without the scale or ability.

    Give me SF any day - mostly crap as well, but much more good stuff to be found.

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  73. Re:Creating a World vs. Literature by eviljason · · Score: 2
    However, obvious ones like Frodo's struggle with the ring meaning "power is corrupting" I'm OK with.

    Why is this obvious? LOTR is filled with power that does not corrupt - the Elven Rings that were never touched by Sauron, Tom Bombadil, the Ents, Gandalf, and so on.

    Some of my favorite scenes are characters coming into power of some sort - Gandalf's transformation to White, Aragorn's crowning, Samwise vs. Shelob, Merry vs. the captain of the Nazgul, the liberation of the Shire.

    Frodo himself is given a task that is too much for anyone and he falls in the end, but his earlier good (vs. expedient) decision to let Smeagol live is rewarded with the destruction of the Ring.

    About the only valid allegory I get out of LOTR is Sauron as Satan. Also, "Expediency is bad", but that is more an object lesson.

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  74. Not 3 books... by geekoid · · Score: 2

    ... Lord of the rings(LOTR) is a series of 5 books bound into 3 covers. GO on, look in the contents of the books, I'll wait.
    When LOTR was published, publisher believed that the books did not have enough pages, and would not sell. So they bound the 5 books into 3 covers so the buyrer could get a fair deal.
    Unlike today, where certain authors *coughKingcough* try to bilk the cunsumor by charging for 75-100 page piece of a story.
    Now to the topic at hand:
    Yes Tolkien said many times that the stories arn't allegories for anything. I believe that he had none in mind when he wrote the book, but that doesn't mean we wont find some.
    Example, If I through a dozen coins on the ground, thats a reasonably random event. When you look at it your mind will look for, and find, a pattern.
    Same thing with LOTR(or any book). The fact that in can be used for so many different allagories provews its strength. These stories made a fantasy world seem so possible, and were readable in a modern context.
    Not bad considering it all started as a story tole in a series of letters to his son..

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  75. Oo, Those Awful Orcs! by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 3

    Here's a link to the classic critical review of Tolkien's work by Edmund Wilson (April 14, 1956).

    1. Re:Oo, Those Awful Orcs! by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      I'd heard about it, but never read it either. Personally, I think it is a rather pretentious review by someone who didn't like the book and who feels that, since he didn't like it, anyone else who does must be deluded or juvenile.

      I'm not big on cultural relativism, but it is a simple fact that all books aren't for all people. Borges said (paraphrased) that if you are reading a book and don't like it, put it down. It wasn't written for you. There are plenty of books out there that were.

      I can be objective enough to the see the faults in LOTR, yet it is still one of my favorite books. I cringe at the racism of the orc's portrayal, but I can put it in historical context. The stilted dialogue reminds me more of translations of Beowulf than of Howard Pyle and I can easily conceive that people in Middle Earth had a peculiar sense of grammar -- although it is going to be really interesting seeing how the dialogue is adapted for the screen. If Tolkien had written LOTR with a early 20th century style of English, it would be as dated and silly as the dialogue in The Knight's Tale movie was (although I thought it was funny in the movie).

      Some of Wilson's points I concede, but others I disagree with totally. The fact that Sauron is not shown is a plus, as is the lack of detail of what horrible things go on in Mordor. You have to have a poor imagination not to create in your mind more horrors than Tolkein would have dared set to paper.

      I personally like reviews that say, "'I' liked this book/movie because..." or "'I' thought his book/movie sucked because...". Yes, I think some books and movies are so bad that no one should possibly enjoy them, but I'm not sure I can always make that decision for everyone.

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    2. Re:Oo, Those Awful Orcs! by BadElf · · Score: 1

      I've heard about Wilson's review for years, but this is the first chance I've had to actually read it.

    3. Re:Oo, Those Awful Orcs! by condour75 · · Score: 1

      now that's a breath of fresh air
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  76. Tolkien and Wagner? by concept14 · · Score: 1
    Tolkien, in his works, did not strive to create anything new. His themes, creatures, symbols and narratives mostly derive from the vast mythological artwork of pre- and post-christian europe and mainly their revival in the national movements of late-nineteenth and early-twentieth centuries, Wagner for one example among many.

    Tolkien himself didn't approve of such a comparison. As he said, "Both rings were round, and there the resemblance ended."

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  77. Re: shelfs v shelves by sparkane · · Score: 1

    a simple language issue.. I think JRRT wondered why we say -fs for certain words, when we use -ves for others (like shelf). And as a linguist (actually a philologist) he was probably in a position to recognize a linguistic white elephant.

  78. Re: good vs evil by sparkane · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, simply in terms of good vs evil, LOTR isn't much of a challenge. Creatures and actions are never portrayed as being possibly both; no one has to make hard moral decisions in the book, IIRC, obviously someone will correct me if necessary. Boromir's falling to temptation is something for which the plot mechanism immediately and ruthlessly punishes him, though on the way he is allowed to redeem himself by attempting to save Merry and Pippin. Saruman is corrupted, but his corruption is not morally grey; he just lusts after the Ring. The main source of moral challenge in the story, the Ring, is never portrayed as something even some good can come of. Only those with moral flaws such as greed or pride allow themselves to be even momentarily swayed by it. None of the wise touch it.

    But you are pointing out something important, though I would put it differently: Tolkien deeply *humanizes* the story. While characters don't appear to make many difficult moral decisions, their decisions on a personal level are frequently devastating. In a certain way, they are more devastating because they are not morally challenging, that is, because they are good and not evil decisions. Frodo decides to bear the Ring to Mordor. Galadriel decides to let the Ring go. What Tolkien is pointing out is that noble decisions can lead to great suffering, and this is the great depth of the story. Frodo sacrifices the most, and is scarred forever. Everything changes. The Shire changes, the Elves pass away. It's about the pathos of Time, at the end.

  79. Re:High test scores, but... by Kingfox · · Score: 4

    All these outraged reactions to Julian Dibbel crack me up. The guy is pretentious, too sure of himself, capable of overwriting anything. But just from the couple of samples of his writing that I've seen, he's also unarguably a Geek himself. He celebrates the culture via critique, because he's a full-fledged member of it himself. Dibbel is a geek.

    Let's not forget that after Dibbel wrote the Rape in Cyberspace article, he spent a large amount of time on LambdaMOO, eventually writing My Tiny Life... Anyone who thinks Dibbel is anti-geek should read that book. You'd realize that if he were anti-geek, he'd be self-destructive.

  80. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by Slomojokoko · · Score: 1

    Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time series comes to mind, though the invention of numerous, believable languages by Tolkien is amazing and unequalled in modern fiction.

    In fact, the use of language in Lord of the Rings is one of the true joys I get when reading the books.

  81. High test scores, but... by table+and+chair · · Score: 2

    Sheesh.

    All these outraged reactions to Julian Dibbel crack me up. The guy is pretentious, too sure of himself, capable of overwriting anything. But just from the couple of samples of his writing that I've seen, he's also unarguably a Geek himself. He celebrates the culture via critique, because he's a full-fledged member of it himself. Dibbel is a geek.

    Think of him in the same light that you all think of Jon Katz and you might have a better idea of what's going on. If you read Dibbel's work for comprehension, rather than skimming it in order to formulate quick Slashdot comments, you would see that he's probably using these terms the same way Slashdot does in its masthead. Stop being such defensive, um... nerds.



  82. Phillip Toynbee by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
    Slightly OT, but not entirely

    Does anyone know if the british literary critic referred to in the second article (the one who slagged off JRR), Phillip Toynbee, is related to the current resident fool at The Guardian, Polly Toynbee?

    The thought of successive generations of Toynbee's being utterly WRONG on every issue they address as they write for the intellectual left of Britain is priceless.

    Of course if anyone took the Guardian seriously Britain would have been on the losing side of both WWII and the cold war...

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    1. Re:Phillip Toynbee by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1
      I've read the history, i'd recommend Corelli Barnett's "Collapse of British Power" for some great quotes from newspapers of the day.

      The Guardian's unshakeable belief in disarmament had a lot to do with the shift in the balance of power from 1936 (when the germans would have been creamed) to 1940 (when the opposite was true).

      Of course The Times was as culpable.

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  83. Tolkien in context by SpaceTaxi · · Score: 1

    I had the great opportunity to study Old English language and Anglo-Saxon literature in college and it was certainly eye opening to consider Tolkien's work in the context of the historical material for which he was so well versed.

    For example, it is interesting to note the the name "Alfred" means "Elf Friend." The Tolkien concept of an elf (and the insistance of the plural "elves") is derived from medieval sensibilities. But perhaps Mr. Dribble prefers Peter Pan? Tolkiens style, his use of meter, reflects the writing of medieval authors. Consider this excert from the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle:

    A.D. 938.

    Here
    Athelstan king,
    of earls the lord,
    rewarder of heroes,
    and his brother eke,
    Edmund atheling (son of the king),
    elder of ancient race,
    slew in the fight,
    with the edge of their swords,
    the foe at Brumby!
    The sons of Edward
    their board-walls clove,
    and hewed their banners,
    with the wrecks of their hammers.
    So were they taught
    by kindred zeal,
    that they at camp oft
    'gainst any robber
    their land should defend,
    their hoards and homes...

    As you see the similarities in Tolkien's writing with medival histories and stories, not to mention his invention of languages which appear to be shaped by his own mythos, you begin to see the depth and richness of his creativity.

    Certainly he is one of the greatest authors of the 20th century, its unfortuate that some critics can't see that his style of writing is in complete keeping with the works that inspired it.

  84. The article's got it wrong, I think by uriyan · · Score: 1

    I deem it a mistake to consider literature purely by the deductive value it bears. Therefore, it is a mistake to deprecate Tolkien's book because they lack a deductive sense.

    The main attribute of the books, as I see them, is their internal esthetics. It can be found in just about any page of the book - in the sentences of Tolkien's immensly elegant and sophisticated English, in the development of the plot (which certainly looks like it has been really worked upon for all of the 15 years of the writing of the book), and in the tongues Tolkien used (for me, the very words "A Elbereth Gilthoniel" sound beautiful).

    Besides the undeniable esthetic aspect, the very existence of Tolkien's mythology seems fascinating to me. The story of Beren and Luthien is as fascinating as any Greek myth (and certainly, their deductive values are almost identical). Lord of the Rings is a masterpiece, whether you like it or not.

  85. Re:Creating a World vs. Literature by eean · · Score: 1

    I agree that LOTR does have a good story, but it is not a great story. If it wasn't for the world he created, they would be OK books that wouldn't have captured so much attention.

    Tolkein does not though.

    I remember thinking about some anyways, whether or not the author meant so. But my statement was more a general one and was just me regressing into a general discussion of literature and books.

  86. Creating a World vs. Literature by eean · · Score: 2

    I think he was right on the mark on what led to LOTR's success. It was creating a new world. I found the books did get quite boring at parts, but I read at all through because the world it created was very interesting.

    In my opinion, literature is overrated. In my English classes they are always asking about the "Symbolism" that really seems to be stretching it. I'm right with Tolkien that allegories are stupid.

    I'm glad that the critics have mostly decided that Tolkien isn't literature; to me it is almost a stamp of poor writing. Not saying that all literature is bad writing, but symbolism-crap seems to be used to cover it up.

    I subscribe to The Nation, but don't read the literary reviews in the back since they are always so bourgeois and full of that kind of crap.

    However, obvious ones like Frodo's struggle with the ring meaning "power is corrupting" I'm OK with.

    In fact, I like it when the Author makes me think about moral issues and such, but I don't like having to ask "what deep meaning did the author have in writing this."

    1. Re:Creating a World vs. Literature by Phillip2 · · Score: 1
      "It was creating a new world. "

      Which is a pity really, and I think that Tolkein would have been saddened by this. As he said himself he did it as a hobby, and had no real expectation than anyone would be interesting.

      What he wanted to do is write a good story. That is something with a plot, characterisation, a beginning, a middle and an ending, that sort of thing. Its a pity his attempts to do this have got eclipsed by his world building, because in reality LOTR actually does have a pretty good story.

      "I like it when the Author makes me think about moral issues and such"

      Tolkein does not though. Its totally tied up in its own world. Its does not express much of a morality, other than an Little England kind of view. And to be honest if you want to read about that you will find that Evelyn Waugh did it better, and with far more wit.

      Phil

  87. Re:Why Tolkien wrote his books by cvd6262 · · Score: 2
    A couple of things on the same line as your post.

    I would recommend re-reading the books before seeing the movie. I read The Fellowship last summer for the same reason. My wife, who never has shown the slightest tinge of geekness, decided to give the book a try and read all three in two weeks. Now she's the one planning to camp out for movie tickets.

    As for Tolkien, he was also an expert in medieval literature, which, although I do not claim to be an expert, I have studied. Tolkien borrowed heavily from the likes of Marie de France and Chretien de Troyes. His glory lies (IMHO), not in the originality of the ideas themselves, but in his ability to join these seemingly disjointed sources into one coherant, and fluid text.

    His works also remind me of the Popul Vuh, where Quiche converts to Catholicism had to chose between retelling their folktales in "the light of Christiandom", or seeing their heritage lost forever. Tolkien did the same thing. He preserved the rich European folklore by repackaging it for the day in which he lived.

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  88. Attitudes towards Tolkien by Alien54 · · Score: 3
    [quotes taken from the Village voice articles]

    Germaine Greer, who arrived at Cambridge as a student in 1964, wrote "it has been my nightmare that Tolkien would turn out to be the most influential writer of the twentieth century. The bad dream has materialized." Nor does the official stance seem to have softened any since.

    which sort of sums up the official attitude towards Tolkien. The Literatti are appalled that something with so much mass appeal would become so meaningful to so many people.

    that said, while Tolkien may not have been the most profound or the most skilled of the twentieth century writers, the canvas that he wrote own, the size of his unified work and its' integrity has ensured it a place in the history of the 20th century. people tend tyo romanticize it a bit. seaking symbolisms thatmight not be true to the author. As is said of one review:

    It fails to take Tolkien's literary project as seriously as he took it himself. "I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations," he famously wrote in one foreword to the trilogy, warning readers against the temptation of finding in it "any inner meaning or 'message.' " Nearly every thoughtful piece of Tolkien criticism makes some kind of nod to the letter of that admonition, but very few can resist violating its spirit.

    So simply it is its own creation, intended to be separate from the traditions that are part of our culture. In a sense, it is intended to be a true history of a different world. even so:

    Because of its extra-cinematic life [online, etc], it can't escape being a monument to its own built-in cult, which is roughly the size of humanity.

    sounds about right to me.

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  89. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I think the reason why Lord of the Rings will be considered the best work of fiction of the 20th Century is the very fact Tolkien was very careful and extremely comprehensive in detailing the background of Middle-Earth.

    I mean, is there any other novel that has Appendices with a rich and astonishing amount of detail of histories, calendars, aristocratic lineage, race descriptions, and even languages? It is these little details that make Lord of the Rings so amazingly believable.

    It also helped that Tolkien spent eleven years writing the manuscript (1938-1949).

    I personally think most literary critics that dislike Tolkien do it out of envy more than anything else. :-)

  90. Good take by Millard+Fillmore · · Score: 3

    I think Dibbell has a good take on what Tolkien's works actually are. His books are to literature what Lucas' trilogy is to film - not the height of twentieth century culture nor the epitome of style and technique, but certainly a formative part of the narrative landscape. Whether he realizes it or not, Dibbell is right to point out that Tokien, along with Lucas and a host of others who worked their way into the popular culture, has specified the architecture for the imagination-space of our culture, especially those who create and support technology. And it is exactly that, if we look back to the earliest works we consider "great," which western literature was born to do.

  91. I was thinking more along the lines of Chronicles by Raistlin99 · · Score: 1

    I was thinking the Chronicles series would be a good set of books to do a movie on. Out of all the AD&D campaign fields they describe in books the lands of Krynn, are the best in my opinion.

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  92. What Journalists by benshutman · · Score: 1

    Yes its a flame but seriously,

    "I don't think I really agree with him, but it's an interesting read nonetheless. "

    what is with all this commentary lately? like it or not you are journalists and its time to start acting like one

    i doubt many people on the site care if you agree or not. lately every article has some ad lib by the poster. im worried how much more biased this site is getting. maybe start reading some real journalists' work and see how to separate reporting from op-ed pieces. please.


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  93. Understanding? by Placido · · Score: 1

    The writer of that article makes me think of a woman analysing a man. He is not someone who likes Tolkein, he is not a geek and as such has completely missed the point.

    *watches a blind archer shooting at a non-existent target*
    *swish*


    Pinky: "What are we going to do tomorrow night Brain?"

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  94. You can protect yourself by infiniti99 · · Score: 3
    Don't read Slashdot links unless they look credible. I'm sorry, but there are just too many trolls here to assume that any link is going to take you somewhere useful. And after that auto-modding incident, you can't even trust a link from a "Score: 5, Insightful" post.

    Steps to ensure you don't get goatsexed:
    • *Always* check the real link (displayed at the bottom of most browsers). Don't trust the link in the posting.
    • Make sure the link is from a credible source. In other words, a site you've been to before.
    • Never trust a redirected link (bigfoot, cjb, etc).
    • It is possible to use tricks to redirect from a credible source like msn.com. If the link is too long, or contains something in the URL that you don't understand, don't click it.
    • If you see goatse in the URL anywhere, definitely don't click it :)
    • Last but not least, use lynx. Generally if I don't trust the link then I don't even bother clicking it. But if it's something that you really need to check into, use lynx on it (or some no-image browser). I've caught quite a few goatse redirects through lynx.
    Just a few extra steps go a long way. No person should have to go through the viewing of that image in their lifetime. And for those of us for which it is already too late: multiple viewings..
    1. Re:You can protect yourself by Lord+INH · · Score: 1
      Just a few extra steps go a long way. No person should have to go through the viewing of that image in their lifetime. And for those of us for which it is already too late: multiple viewings..
      And what if you enjoyed looking at the picture?
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  95. Why Tolkien wrote his books by Alatar · · Score: 5

    Tolkien didn't write his books as allegory, or to give obsessive people something to obsess over, or any of the usual reasons people write books. Professor Tolkien was a linguist, and liked to invent languages. Being a linguist, he realized that languages are nothing without a cultural context to place them in. Hence, he created a world, based it on some legends he had grown up with, populated it with cultures and races such as Elves and Dwarves, and gave them each unique languages. And he wrote a story about one of the events that happened in that world. Nothing more, nothing less. That's actually one of the reasons I like LOTR so much, it's just a good story, you don't have to work at reading it. You can just spend time reading and re-reading each paragraph, so rich are the descriptions and scenery. Tolkien's work is "fractal"...every person in it has a darned good reason for being there and good motivations for taking the actions they do. From the green hills of Hobbiton to the cracked plains of Gorgoroth, the story just gets better and better as it goes on, and takes on bigger and bigger events. Damn...what a story it is. I have to read it again before the movie release forever changes the way I think about LOTR.

    1. Re:Why Tolkien wrote his books by Betrayal · · Score: 2
      Lord of the rings was one of the first books I read in English. Being a non-native speaker I was quite intimidated by the 1500 page volume that caught the imagination of so many of my friends.

      I remember clearly the day when I snuggled in bed some rainy afternoon and opened it for the first time - When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was muc h talk and excitement in Hobbiton. That word - "eleventy" was so incorrect, and yet so right, that for me it captured the essence of this realm right from the start.

      This is not reality, nor it should be, but a world consistent and pure where imagination runs free and answers only to itself.

      Still at times I roll this number on my tounge, daydreaming of a world where neither good nor evil are ashamed of what they are. But I guess this kind of clarity is reserved to mythic worlds that never were and never will be.

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      --- In the battle between the axis of evil and the one of stupidity, choosing intelligence is disloyal.
  96. so now geeks=hoi polloi by argStyopa · · Score: 1
    It's the latest incarnation of critical elitism.

    1. Nobody likes me. I feel different.

    2. I'm brilliant and underappreciated.

    3. Everyone else *must* be stupid and common.

    4. Clearly, anything 'everyone else' likes must ergo be stupid and common.

    It's the same impetus that allowed our local movie critic to dismiss ET as crap, and then 're-review' it several weeks later as "inspired moviemaking", or 'serious' musicians to dismiss Pachelbel as 'that crap you hear in elevators at Christmastime'.

    Sorry, popular doesn't equal bad, as much as that opinion may be self-validating for critics.

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    -Styopa
  97. OT sad by argStyopa · · Score: 1
    It's pathetic that not a single of my comments has rated well enough to make it through my not-terribly-exclusive filter.

    Ah well, another thing to have a complex about.

    Yeah, so it's OT, what're ya gonna do? Rate it down? Can I get negative ratings?

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    -Styopa
  98. Hear, hear! by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    Hmmm... did I see the words pretensions, ignorant, and pompous?

    Man, I don't even need to post. Need I even mention my respect for the Village Voice is at an all time low now that I realize they keep self-assured prigs like this on staff? There is no more sure way for a critic to make an ass of himself than by "wittily" mocking something he doesn't GET.

    Yeah, I'm sure all those 9 to 5 laborers, politicians, and nuclear engineers who love Tolkien are just "geeks". What a dumbfuck.

    -Kasreyn

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  99. Re:bah by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

    I agree with the 2nd half of your statement. Drizzt could be a great piece of film. . .as long as it doesn't come out as a miserable piece of shit ala D&D.

    (cue the Rolling Stones' "Beast of Burden"...)

    o/~ I'll never be your Drizzt Do'Urden.
    The Underdark has got me hurtin'.
    All I want is Llolth to lay off of me... o/~



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  100. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Kharny · · Score: 1

    You must be an american, since the style these books were written in is older english, they are a bit different to modern english. Actually i liked the old style better than the newer translations to 'new' english. As for originality, Tolkien was the first to create a world/universe consisting of fantasy alone. The problem is offcourse that the real reason behind the story line is WW2.

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  101. Read the last (few) paragraphs! by Mr.+Obvious · · Score: 2
    Did anyone else read the "long story" (at the Village Voice) all the way down to the last paragraph?

    This discussion is fairly long already, and I'll confess I didn't read all the postings as attentively as I might have (if I didn't have work to do this morning), but I didn't see anybody replying to the last paragraph or two of the article, which I found redeemed the whole thing. Instead everyone's flaming around, defending or slagging Tolkein and his work --- unless they're doing microanalysis of the proper terms for orcs a.k.a. goblins or digging up JRRT's mythological roots in great detail...

    What I (as quasi-geek and LOTR fan since over 25 years now) found fascinating were the twin assertions that:

    1. JRRT's work is about the world(s) he created, and nothing else --- not about WWII or the nature of evil or the human condition or anything else; and
    2. That exactly this activity --- the creation of worlds --- is what makes JRRT's work so incredibly relevant, influential, and enduringly interesting. Or, to quote slashdot, "stuff that matters".
    I think it's worthwhile to quote the last sentences of the article at length on this point:
    There is in America-and anywhere else the engines of postmodernity run at full tilt-a growing cultural fascination with the elasticity of reality, and with it a growing urge to tinker at reality's stretchiest edges. Literature, as the critics now understand it, doesn't satisfy this urge. But child's play has always done the trick. Psychedelics too. And now, more and more, our technologies are at it as well. Already, deep, complex computer games like the Sims and Black and White anticipate an era when critics locate culture's center of gravity not in books but in elaborate digital simulations. And when they do, a few may recall that it was Tolkien, lord of the geeks, who announced the shift.

    Now, we could get into a long discussion about whether "literature... doesn't satisfy this urge" or whether "pychedlics [do the trick]", but that's not really the point. The point is that the fascination that Tolkein inspires has to do with the devotion he invested into inventing a world, and that he was, in so doing, a role model for many of us who have --- or who have tried to, or would like to find the time to try to --- do the same. This is the real fascination of Tolkein, and I've never seen it expressed so clearly before.

    Ron Obvious

    1. Re:Read the last (few) paragraphs! by mooneyguy · · Score: 1
      The point is that the fascination that Tolkein inspires has to do with the devotion he invested into inventing a world, and that he was, in so doing, a role model for many of us who have --- or who have tried to, or would like to find the time to try to --- do the same.

      For me it is not just that he created a world, but that he did such a complete and thorough job of it. There is far more to the story than just the prose in LOTR. There are multitudes of background stories that it builds on. It has a sense of totality, of a complete reality. Except that it isn't: it is all made up. Quite an accomplishment!

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  102. "Invented fantasy"? I think not. by Carter+Butts · · Score: 1
    The author, for all of his literary pretensions, seems rather ignorant of the history of the literature about which he writes. Even if we dismiss the classical fantasy literature (losing Beowulf, El Cid, and the Arthurian legends in the process (among others)), what fantasy buff could forget the likes of writers such as Lord Dunsany? LOTR has its place, but for my money I'd take The Charwoman's Shadow or The King of Elfland's Daughter any day.

    Sigh. As others have said, the author just doesn't get it. (I wasn't impressed by his "Rape in Cyberspace," either.) But I suppose every parlour has its pigs....

    -Carter

    PS. I thought his style to be a bit pompous, too. Not that I should talk. ;-)

  103. Wish Gandalf were really there... by metlin · · Score: 1

    He'd have a tough time deciding it this guy should be a toad or a stone :-)

    "...Fear the people who fear your computer"

  104. Re:Lost the plot... by siliconowl · · Score: 1
    Ever since reading LOTR and The Hobbit I've thought it would be a great idea to open a pub and call it the Hobbit?s Armpit!
    It might be expensive in furniture having Thrud the Barbarian as a regular customer.
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  105. bah by IanA · · Score: 1

    who cares about LOTR? i want a Drizzt movie.

    1. Re:bah by fatwreckfan · · Score: 1

      I second that!! Dragonlance Chronicles or Wheel Of Time movies would rock too.

    2. Re:bah by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Any film where the main character is named 'Drizzt' is one I'll take a pass on.

      Max

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  106. In lack of anyone to reply to... by Betrayal · · Score: 2
    I've been skimming the 100 replies posted thus far in search for one that actually adresses the points raised by the original article, but failing to find one, I guess I'll have to make do with the article itself.

    Tolkien, in his works, did not strive to create anything new. His themes, creatures, symbols and narratives mostly derive from the vast mythological artwork of pre- and post-christian europe and mainly their revival in the national movements of late-nineteenth and early-twentieth centuries, Wagner for one example among many.

    Tolkien didn't try to preserve the middle-earth. All through the book the loss of its most cherished symbols - The purity of evil that is Sauron and which will surely be destroyed, The elves as the pure good that will leave lothlorien no matter what - all these are given. As is the loss of the Christian fate in its purest form of heaven and hell is abandoned in his lifetime.

    Through the book, which is a lament for a time that never was, but that from now on won't even be wished for, he treats his (fallible, misguided, all-too-human) characters as young adults in need for education. It's a chase to defeat the purity of both sides because they are both possessed to the point of stagnation. But it's also a chase to perserve their heritage so that the mortal races who inherit the middle-earth will have a sense of smell which way leads too good and which to evil.

    As such this is wholly a reactive work. Warning against the speed at which our modern-postmodern-pc values have swept over those who nourished us for thousands of years. But not so that we will fear the change and cringe back to the security of false metaphysics - So that we will march ahead, trusting our ability to "smell" the "right thing" and let it lead us, So that we can call the evil empire evil to its face without one solid moral claim to call our own.

    I'm sorry if this babbling was too incoherent to follow. But it is very late at night here and I just had to try and articulate what is it about LOTR that captures the mind so intensively.

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  107. Trendy Tolkien bashing by Voltaire99 · · Score: 1

    It's hardly original or daring (as the Voice piece and even the recent NY Times sneer somewhat begrudgingly acknowledge) to note that LOTR lacks a certain pyschological depth. So what? We've been hearing that for nearly half a century. The trilogy's perfectly fine, in fact, without it. What Tolkien created in his Middle Earth's lands and peoples, and what he manages to do with language, exposition and plot, are quite enough, thanks.

    Almost more than any complaint against Tolkien himself, the Voice's Julian Dibbell finds it hard to tolerate the thought that geeks -- geeks! -- might have a profound influence upon the culture. Yes, it's probably true, as he suggests, that just about everything from your PC to your evening's "time suck" on Everquest bears some Tolkienesque homage, influence, relationship, or even blatant rip-off. So? Why all the sneering at geeks, then? Isn't this a proof of cultural validity, instead? The piece never bothers to explain why the author is fretting so much (but one guesses: the need to appear clever before the non-geek Voice crowd, and even perhaps a tinge of jealousy that Hobbits are more viable today than left wing lit crit).

    With the exception of the odd atom-splitting discovery or acceptance of a job at Microsoft, geeks hardly ever hurt anyone. Let us have our beloved author and our much-obsessed-over film adaption, and don't let it worry you too much, Mr. Dibbell.

  108. The Greatest Book of All Time? by TheWhiteOtaku · · Score: 1
    The hate of literary critics for The Lord of the Rings baffles me, as it is one of the best-written books in history. Tolkien, a linguist, makes better use of language than any author in history.

    For example: he is able to show point of view by word choice. In The Return of the King passages that focus on Merry or Pippen usually are riddled with short Anglo-Saxon words, those that focus on Gandalf have more of an Old-English flavor, and battle scenes often contain many more words with Latin origins.

    Tolkien also is incredibly poetic, using such Shakespearian concepts as Iambic Pentameter frequently, as well as varied Alliteration.

    Tolkien is underappriciated, not just by the general public, but by literary critics, it seems.

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    1. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by TheWhiteOtaku · · Score: 1
      Again, the reason it is so believable isn't the amount of information, but again, language choice. In The Silmarillion Tolkien creates a believable history of Middle Earth party because the style is familiar. The language is The Silmarillion is modeled after one of the most believed books in western history: the Bible.

      In Lord of the Rings Tolkien also uses language to give the characters believable personalities. He writes much of it like a personal account (his thrid person viewpoint not withstanding). And the fact that his world was so much more fleshed out than he showed, meant that he avoided inconsistancies between the stories or nonsensical happenings.

      Indeed, you are correct, but his mastery has little to do with plot, but rather with language.

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    2. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by kiwimate · · Score: 1

      Tolkien was a most remarkable man. By the time he was in his late teens, he could already speak something like six or eight different languages (including Old Norse, Old English, etc., etc.). He used to talk about the beauty of words. Welsh was, to him, a gorgeous language. He used to say that the word "beautiful" is, if one ignores the actual definition of the word, actually rather an ugly word, whereas the phrase "cellar door" was far more attractive. And, if you try muttering them to yourself a few times for comparison, ignoring the meanings, forgetting about context, you'll see he was correct.

      One of the comments that was published on the back of an edition stated that the sheer breadth of vision and imagination was astounding, and beggared parallel. Not only does he cover a vast and rich world, but he hints at moments in the past to tantalise the reader. What do we know about Tom Bomabadil? Why is he immune to the ring's influence? And from where does Goldberry come? What of events that marked the culmination of the First Age, and the Second Age? What about Sauron -- who is he? Where did Orcs come from?

      Tolkien wrote that there were many people who, reading of glimpses into the past of Middle Earth, would not wish to go further; that they would choose to ignore such writings as the Silmarillion. To him, this was perfectly acceptable. But for those who wished greater insight, he wrote about Ea, about the Valar, the Silmarils, and much, much more. Tolkien saw his work as that of an historian, one who was detailing events rather than inventing them.

      But, more than that, he also detailed philology, geography, geology, astronomy, and more, all with astonishing coherency, detail, and consistency. As one might expect, his languages are not merely invented words: he designed syntactically correct grammars.

      That is why it is consistently voted the greatest book of all time: because of the rich tapestry of a land described, and the luxurious imaginings allowed by glimpses into the world behind.

    3. Re:The Greatest Book of All Time? by Drishmung · · Score: 1
      LOTR has been voted a couple of times as the "Greatest Book of The 20th Century". I don't think it's made "Greatest Book of All Time". Not only do I not think it is GBOAT, but I don't think that GBOAT is a a particularly useful or even a meaningful measure.

      I'd be happy to rate LOTR as one of the great books of C20, but is LOTR > Ulysses? Catch-22 < Nostromo? They are too different, too complex, and as we all know, inequality operators don't work with complex numbers :-)

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  109. Another recent article about Tolkien by hubrisboy · · Score: 2

    While we're on the subject, here's an interesting two-part article in salon.com this week. Some interesting biographical info, and a few amusing thoughts on why the "intelligentsia" twist themselves into knots trying not to take LOTR "seriously".


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  110. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by demonbug · · Score: 1
    I believe strongly that if Tolkien had never lived, the main difference in fantasy literature would be no mentions of Tolkien in the reviews. There would still be stories about fireball-hurling wizards, sneaking goblins, vicious trolls, haughty elves, talking trees, and tough dwarves. Tales would still revolve around the world-threatening artifact and would still commonly feature the fish-out-of-water everyman-hero.

    If Newton had not lived, we would most likely still know about the laws of motion, we would still have classical physics, etc. Does this mean Newton wasn't an incredibly important and influential person? Of course not. Someone else would have come along and discovered the things he did, he just happened to be the one to do it. I'm not saying Tolkien was on the same level as Newton, I'm just pointing out that this argument of yours is ridiculous.

    As for whether Tolkien was a good writer, my personal opinion is that he is easily one of the greatest writers of the 20th century. He was very influential, and he simply wrote very well (what is this about a lack of psychological conflict in his writing? Just because it isn't directly stated doesn't mean it isn't there). The only thing going against him in this respect is his incredible popularity, as critics who agree with the majority of people aren't too useful. (Have you noticed, critics always pan popular works of any kind? It doesn't really matter whether they are good or not.)

  111. Greatest Book of All Time? - Tolkien's Great Sin by Angry+Toad · · Score: 1

    Was to go against the enshrined literary dialectic of the 20th century. Serious literature is small, tedious, and acceptable to aging, serious, and tedious English professors at major universities. Instead he wrote a cracking good story which was, worst of all, increasingly popular with time.

    It's not for us to judge whether the Lord of the Rings will be a true classic. The real test is whether or not it will be able to transcend time and culture change to continue speaking to the sensibilties of people many many years from now. The indications look good, though.

    The Lord of the Rings has informed and lighted the lives of a great many people for decades now. It's had an undeniable impact on popular culture. That it offends a particular subset of the literary intelligentsia as they drive themselves into irrelevance in unimportant. At the end of the day, the importance of the book will be decided by the ordinary people who do or don't choose to read and reread it.

    Did literature professors keep Shakespeare alive? Well, maybe a bit, but his enduring popularity derives from the fact that once you get past the language he's a hell of a screenwriter. He knew how to drive a story, and when to throw in a few fart jokes to keep the peons amused. His "great" qualities are only part of the story. Ditto Melville - Moby Dick is a rowsing adventure novel with a few really striking moments of vision about the nature of fate thrown in. He's still popular because people _enjoy_ his writing.

    It probably grates on the Literary Establishment to no end that their ever-so-insighfull little pieces of crap will be forgotten two minutes after they're dead, whereas authors like Tolkien and (like it or not) Stephen King will be enshrined in literary history.

  112. LOTR Trailers by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 3

    For those of you (all eight of you goatse-obsessed kids) who havn't seen ANYTHING about LOTR yet, or have no interest to, these links might help you get an idea (plaintext links [too late for html :p]).

    Teaser Trailer:
    http://a912.g.akamai.net/5/912/51/7f33d9e39a6b87 /1 a1a1aaa2198c627970773d80669d84574a8d80d3cb12453c02 589f25382f668c9329e0375e81785ea61cd36a40938a41385e 948b71d7cf058bd1c8ef765cc3f/lotr_640_full.mov

    Teaser Trailer 2:
    http://a1872.g.akamai.net/5/1872/51/4e446d3cbafe ec /1a1a1aaa2198c627970773d80669d84574a8d80d3cb12453c 02589f25382f668c9329e0375e81785ea61cd36a40938a4138 5e948b71d7cf058bd1c8ef765cc3f/fellowshipofthering_ 480.mov

    Fellowship of the Rings trailer:
    http://www.film.warka.pl/trailer/lotr3big.mpg

    NOW, go and actually read the article for once. ;)

  113. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    Not so. See "The King of Elfland's Daughter" by Lord Dunsany. The concept of a hard, warrior elf dwelling in the forest may have started here. Even if this was not the first, it predates Tolkien's first book in the genre, and it influenced him heavily.

    Tolkien was also influenced heavily by George Macdonald, etc. However, I generally agree that the world wouldn't be the same without Tolkien's works. He fused a lot of existing fairy-tale lore (along with a huge volume of original work) into a tale the likes of which nobody had ever created to that date or since. It's simply disingenuous to say that there was nothing special or different about Tolkien's work and that someone would have filled the gap had he not been there.

  114. No works of fantasy since Tolkien are original? by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    I've seen a lot of people claiming that all fantasy since Tolkien is simply an (often poor) rehashing of fundamental elements of LOTR and other Tolkien works. While I think this is quite often the case (see Sword of Shanarra and other Shanarra trash, the Wheel of Time Harlequin romance series, ad nauseum), there are many examples of highly original fantasy that don't pilfer from Tolkien.

    Two wonderful examples are the "Nine Princes in Amber" series by Roger Zelazny (especially the first 5 originals, I'm not so keen on the sequels), and the "Black Company" series by Glen Cook (once again, the first 5 are best, but all are very good).

    These, along with Tolkien, are by far my favorite books of all times. They are all fantasy, but although they supposedly occupy the same genre classification, they are very different. They are all masterworks of a very different kind, and are the products of genius which you won't find in your run-of-the-mill fantasy author.

    On an aside, if you like Zelazny, read "Lord of Light." Yet another totally original SF/fantasy novel that you will never see the likes of which again.

    1. Re:No works of fantasy since Tolkien are original? by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Obviously there's none. Yes, all stories get ideas from others, and none is *totally* original, agreed. But, there is borrowing, and then there is *borrowing*!

    2. Re:No works of fantasy since Tolkien are original? by pridurak · · Score: 1
      I've seen a lot of people claiming that all fantasy since Tolkien is simply an (often poor) rehashing of fundamental elements of LOTR and other Tolkien works. While I think this is quite often the case (see Sword of Shanarra and other Shanarra trash, the Wheel of Time Harlequin romance series, ad nauseum), there are many examples of highly original fantasy that don't pilfer from Tolkien.

      Well, supposedly all of Western literature is but a(n often poor :) footnote to Shakespeare....but of course ol' Will nicked most of his story ideas from somewhere else, so where does that leave us? Who is the ur-litgeek who pulled the ur-story out of his ur-ass, anyway?

  115. Some questions about evil by OpenSourced · · Score: 4
    Tolkien's theory of evil? Well, orcs are, our heroes aren't, and that about sums it up.

    What about Gollum? What about the concept, pervasive in the book, of good to be found in the innermost of even the most evil of creatures? What about the parallel concept of all the "good ones", being corruptable? And about that being true specially of the highest of them, being the lower ones (read the hobbits), less prone to corruption as they are not so worried about power and riches, because they enjoy thouroughly their lives? And about the many paths that corruption may take, masquerading itself at first as "neccesary steps against a bigger evil" (read censorship, martial laws...)?

    Has he read the books? Has he understood them?

    You do not need to look up the word "literary snob" in the dictionary now, you have been presented with a (presumably) living exemplar. A literary snob, after all is said and done is, sadly, really only a troll. I mean in the geek sense of the term, not the Tolkien sense. He will always seek the new slant about something, not caring if it's remotely consistent or interesting, but only that is provoking. He will never consider they own feelings about something, only how is that going to look from the outside. Nothing popular can be good. If Shakespeare were to prove now too popular, he would say that no book in which characters say things like "Out, you mad-headed ape!" (Henry IV) can be more than a lightweight work. Well, I've ranted enough. I must remember... not to feed the trolls.

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  116. Keepers of the geek flame.. by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 3
    Geek can mean a lot of different things. Webster says:
    geek: a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake
    The article says:

    Or something even geekier, arguably: ur-geeks. Keepers of the geek flame. For if The Lord of the Rings is not the sine qua non of geek culture, it's hard to think what is.
    So, we can blame LOTR for all the decapitated snakes and chickens we see at carnivals.

    Reference: Webster online http://www.webster.com

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  117. Wheel Of Time must be done in anime style! by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 2

    And at least 1/3 should be super-deformed.

    Nothing else could do it justice, anime is the only video style I've ever seen that could successfully bounce between absurd character-based humor, scenes of supernatural horror, and heroic moments like Robert Jordan's writing. Also, anime handles ridiculously long stories fairly well, in series form. The Hobbit boiled down to a 2-hour cartoon quite nicely, and I expect an anime series could get through maybe 2 books per season.

    For a completely different reason, I'd like to see the entire Dune series of books done up the same way. The idea of a super-deformed God Emperor is way too funny to pass up. Not to mention the whole Super-Sexy Mind Control Whores From Space plot arc.
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  118. Umm... by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 2

    Tolkien's elves didn't have pointy ears. Not once does he refer to them as such. Celtic elves, however, had pointy ears, and were similar in stature and temperment to Tolkien's elves (though they fit into a more diverse fairy society).

    The "high-elf" concept seems to be a product of the Seelie Court / Tuatha de Danan confusion. The Tuatha de Danan were supposedly either just superior people or the original faeries; they set the tone of the Seelie Court. Trim the Seelie Court down to elves (the most human-like of the bunch), tweaking them a bit to give them enough TdD characteristics to preserve this tone, and you're pretty close to standard fantasy elves.

    As for forest dwelling, most of the humanoids hid in the forest, since that was a spooky mysterious place medieval peasants were afraid of. Anyway, while standard fantasy elves admire trees, as they love nature, they are only slightly more likely to be found hidden in forests than living in their own fancy elf-castles.

    Tolkien's concept of elves is a fairly typical mishmash of ideas from one story to another, and diverges from what you might call 'standard fantasy elves' significantly. I really don't think he exerted that much influence over them.

    As for the spelling, I seriously doubt that Tolkien was the first one to pluralize 'elf' as 'elves', regardless of what the dictionary standard of the day was. 'elves' is much more euphonious, and people love to tweak the spelling of such uncommon words (how many ways have you seen 'magic' spelt?).
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    1. Re:Umm... by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 2

      that is analogous to calling those flying Chinese serpents "dragons"

      Exactly. The sort of thing any English-speaking author would use rather than the unpronouncable foreign word.

      When an English-speaker sees "elf" he knows how to say it, when he sees something like "sidhe" he scratches his head and makes a bad guess. So if he wants to write about a Celtic elf-like thing, he calls it an elf.

      BTW, it's not like the Germanic and Celtic mythologies developed in isolation from one another, they grew up next to each other and resemble each other considerably.
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  119. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 2

    As for the rest of this, if you're so dismissive of Tolkien why the hell bother to write the commentary in the first place?

    Did you consider that the obsessive following makes it worthy of analysis whether I like it or not?

    I think it's popular because it was the first elf and wizard fantasy novel, feeding a great appetite for such works. Being first, it got a hold on minds of the early readers, who often recommend it as the first fantasy reading to others, who perpetuate this obsession in similar fashion.

    Those of us who had read dozens of good fantasy novels, the polished gems to Tolkien's crude chippings, before ever looking to LOTR often don't have the same reverence for it. Nonetheless, members of the Cult of Tolkien will react with shock and disapproval at honest reactions to it, often loudly considering anyone who doesn't think LOTR is the best fantasy fiction ever written (or at least in the top 10) to be ignorant and uncultured.

    A suggestion that new readers not even bother with Tolkien is generally considered irresponsible if not cruel.

    Don't get me wrong, I may have come off a little harsher than I meant to. I think everybody who likes fantasy should read The Hobbit (which is small enough to work, IMHO), and anyone with an obsessive love for fantasy novels would find LOTR worth reading, but I wouldn't put the latter anywhere near my top 10.

    Given the stilted dialog and otherwise awkward writing, I don't think most people would think it was that great without being told a hundred times that it was, or without being told that it was the first of its kind.

    You wouldn't happen to be failed author by any chance, would you?

    Failed? Only in the minds of mindless Tolkien-drones who can't bear to look at anything worth reading!! My inspiring tritritrilogy (27 books) on the life of an elflord who opposed custom to wed a she-troll is the greatest work of fiction ever created!

    Just kidding.

    I am a broken bootleg toy. /. bitching is the closest I come to being an author.
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  120. This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinion. by Flying+Headless+Goku · · Score: 3

    My own opinion on first reading was that Tolkien wrote in a stiff, unnatural style about a world that had many interesting pieces, but didn't really fit together into a believable whole. Many of the people I spoke to agreed with me. I still think The Hobbit was his best work.

    However, I had not been told a hundred times before I read it that it was the Best Thing Ever, as I am reminded several times weekly on the internet. It's hard to develop or maintain an honest individual opinion about something presented as a major part of the basis of your adopted culture. Look at the above post, for example: moderated down as a troll just for wondering what the big deal is!

    I wince every time I hear of anything containing wizards or goblins referred to as derived from Tolkien's work. Wizards and goblins were fairy-tale standards long before he came along, and they resonate deeply from the hundreds of years in which they were experimented with and tuned for maximum entertainment value.

    I regard his work as merely a primitive early example of the western-european folklore-based fantasy novel, not the root from which all such works grow. The range of source materials used for novels was rapidly growing, and he just happened to be the first (or at least one of the first) to try cobbling together the monsters and heroes of medieval myth into a good long story to be printed up in cheap volumes for mass entertainment. In this way, he is more like the first man to cross the finish line in a race than an explorer who shows people a new place worth going to.

    I believe strongly that if Tolkien had never lived, the main difference in fantasy literature would be no mentions of Tolkien in the reviews. There would still be stories about fireball-hurling wizards, sneaking goblins, vicious trolls, haughty elves, talking trees, and tough dwarves. Tales would still revolve around the world-threatening artifact and would still commonly feature the fish-out-of-water everyman-hero.

    Why? Because the creatures are common in fairy tales (only recently driven from childhood bed-time reading by the incredible horde of modern authors), and the themes are common in ancient myths.
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  121. Is Tolkien the only Great One? by minghe · · Score: 1

    Just wondering. It is said that JRR is the father of modern fantasy literature. That I asgree with. He made the first real "hit" book in the genre, and together with CS Lewis' more child-oriented Narnia tales they more or less covered the field, and inspired hoards of authors that tops the NYT's paperback lists of today.

    But does this mean that he is the best author ever in the genre? Or do some of his most obvious followers (Eddings, Jordan etcetra into infinity) actually write a better tale? I find that LOTR is a little bit too story-driven, and could had focused more on the characters.

    And the opínion commonly spewed that every Fantasy book is nothing but a bleak carbon copy of LOTR is simply laughable. Check out Roger Zelazny's Amber series. Not much Tolkien in there.


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  122. Hold on a minute.. by an+ominous+cow+ward · · Score: 1

    There's a big difference between being called "childish" and being called "child-like". The latter is very often an enormous compliment.

    As a mother, I strive to be child-like, to view the world with a fresh and open mind, like my son does.

    As a physicist, I must say super-string theory is about the dullest theory I've ever encountered.. It lacks the simple beauty of relativity and I wish I could find a way to discredit it for once and for all and stop the madness.

    I found the author's remarks complimentary. Literary elitists may fail to appreciate Tolkein, but geeks, in their child-LIKE fascination, can see the merit in suspending cynicism and indulging their imaginations.

    Don't be so sensitive.. not everything is as it seems, not every theory in physics is wonderfully imaginative, but the ones which are, such as relativity, are usually the result of a child-like willingness to cast aside accepted views.

  123. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by Tuonenkielo · · Score: 1

    Umm, I am not saying you are wrong, but elves did exist pre-Tolien in other form than just the Santa's Elfs from North Pole (which is something I object to, as everyone knows Santa lives at Rovaniemi in Finland...). Anyway, Tolkien got his elves, if I recall correctly, from norse mythology, where the elves weren't nice. Not very nice at all. There existed the 'faerie tales' before they became children's 'faery tales', that are much grimier. As did the old stories like Little Red Riding Hood. The original stories weren't for children, until they were 'cleaned up' by Brothers Grimm and their contemporaries. Have a nice day!

  124. As the saying goes... by BadElf · · Score: 1

    Those who can write, write.

    Those who can't, critique.

    'nuff said

  125. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    My own opinion on first reading was that Tolkien wrote in a stiff, unnatural style about a world that had many interesting pieces, but didn't really fit together into a believable whole. Many of the people I spoke to agreed with me.

    Perhaps many people did. Even more did not. Hence the popularity of his works. You seem to be in the minority here.

    I still think The Hobbit was his best work. However, I had not been told a hundred times before I read it that it was the Best Thing Ever, as I am reminded several times weekly on the internet.

    YMMV. As always. You don't care for it. Many others do. Big deal.

    I wince every time I hear of anything containing wizards or goblins referred to as derived from Tolkien's work. Wizards and goblins were fairy-tale standards long before he came along, and they resonate deeply from the hundreds of years in which they were experimented with and tuned for maximum entertainment value.

    It's rather simple: most of the fantasy published today *is* a poor rip-off of Tolkien. It has nothing to do with common elements like wizards or dragons or goblins, but the epic motif in which they're employed. Tolkien did it in a very specific way that hadn't been done before, and now every wannabe with a word-processor and a dearth of original thinking schlecks along the same path.

    If you want to try out a fantasy author who gets it right using the very same concepts in a very un-Tolkien-esque fashion, check out Tad Williams trilogy. No original ideas there, either, but damn that's a good read - and it ain't another Trilogy ripoff.

    I regard his work as merely a primitive early example of the western-european folklore-based fantasy novel, not the root from which all such works grow.

    Then you'd be in the minority. It's also clear you haven't been to a bookstore lately. Else you'd see all the fantasy novels which are cheap imitations of Tolkien's work, vastly outnumbering those which aren't. Especially those shitty D&D novels - ye gods but those things suck.

    As for the rest of this, if you're so dismissive of Tolkien why the hell bother to write the commentary in the first place? You wouldn't happen to be failed author by any chance, would you?

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  126. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by maxpublic · · Score: 1

    Given the stilted dialog and otherwise awkward writing, I don't think most people would think it was that great without being told a hundred times that it was, or without being told that it was the first of its kind.

    But most people do, hence its popularity. And I'm rather of the opinion that they're just as capable as yourself of independent judgement, regardless of whether or not they've been "told a hundred times" that it's a good read.

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  127. where are they walking now? A ramble. by condour75 · · Score: 1

    I thought the article was pretty much on point. I had always felt that the best facet of the cycle was its immersive backstory, whereas the actual plot always felt a bit dull to me. Maybe i was spoiled during childhood by the pace of things like Star Wars, which is basically Tolkein on cocaine with spaceships. (sung to the tune of Lucy in the sky...) Another thing: of COURSE lotr can be read as metaphor... anything can be -- it just might be a mistake to divine a specific metaphor and start believing the author put it there on purpose. But the idea of the ring as nuke, as industry and tech(versus hippiedom), etc. etc., makes sense if taken as generally as possible. The notion is strong enough to repeat in some vague form in many of lotr's progency (imagine if you somehow combined the death star, the plans to the death star, and the force, and you'd be just about there) Basically it boils down to POWER in some form or another, and the notion that absolute power corrupts absolutely, yadda yadda. The fact that someday Tolkein and the Orwell-Huxley-THX vision of the future would eventually merge is evident in the very dystopian notion of the ring. So bully for tolkein, i guess, although i'd really like to see sci-fi get out of its Tolkein-induced rut, give up on anthropomorphic aliens and FTL travel and start actually imagining our real future in space, outer- and cyber-.
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  128. Re:This isn't a troll, and not that rare an opinio by mooneyguy · · Score: 1
    Those of us who had read dozens of good fantasy novels, the polished gems to Tolkien's crude chippings, before ever looking to LOTR often don't have the same reverence for it.

    I try to be an open minded individual. Can you name your top two or three "good fantasy novels"? I'd like to read them.

    Given the stilted dialog and otherwise awkward writing, I don't think most people would think it was that great without being told a hundred times that it was, or without being told that it was the first of its kind.

    I decided I liked the work without any such outside influences, if that matters. Granted, I was young at the time, and perhaps overly impressionable. But I certainly had heard nothing about the book before reading it.

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  129. Modern Mythos by phoenix5596 · · Score: 1
    I think what a lot of people forget about the Lord of the Rings is that they go far beyond a simple story without reading into them at all. When Tolkien wrote them he set out to create a mythology for the modern world, a fantastical story we could all relate to, and all think wistfully of.

    Every great culture has their mythos, the Greeks had theirs, the Ancient Egyptians theirs, etc etc, but the modern world had changed, and needed something new to call its own. Tolkien created that.

    LOTR plays on archetypes common to all mythology, ones that pull at the heart strings of human kind, and we were given, through the books, something new, yet familiar enough to be within easy grasp of our minds eye. We need classic good vs. evil, but we also need the harsh lessons that go along with the journey to find destiny.

    Don't get me wrong, I am a fan of Robert Jorden, etc as well but their works don't come close to comparing to LOTR, because they weren't written for the same purposes. Tolkien published his books because HE wanted to, not for fans, not for money, simply to tell his story. Something most modern authors (like the aforementioned RJ) don't. This true love of story telling sets him apart, and infuses the work with some of its quality.

    Plus he was a darn good writer!

  130. Lost the plot... by DaftMule · · Score: 1
    Death by analysis...Whatever happened to enjoying a book/film/play for enjoyments sake.

    Ever since reading LOTR and The Hobbit I've thought it would be a great idea to open a pub and call it the Hobbit's Armpit!

  131. Reality Check by ShortedOut · · Score: 1

    This person, Julian Dibbell, needs to check his beliefs on what is fantasy and what is reality. After all, this article proves that he is nothing more than a glorified, overpaid, Troll.
    Quick! Where's my cloak of elvin kind?
    There's a bitter Troll on the loose!
    RUN!

  132. Re: shelfs v shelves by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    Very true. He also wondered why a sentence should have to read "the great grey horse grimly neighed" rather than "the grey great horse grimly neighed".

  133. SLASHDOTTED AT LAST!!!! by JulianDibbell · · Score: 1
    I can die happy now. :)

    Seriously, folks, it's an honor. Those of you who read my article carefully -- and I am gratified to see how many of you did -- know that my sentiments are about as pro-geek as they come, at least in the world of artsy-fartsy leftoid journalism.

    As for those who mistook the essay for an anti-geek, anti-Tolkien screed, well, I guess I can't blame you. As somebody astutely pointed out here, I wasn't writing for the /. crowd, but for artsy-fartsy leftoids whose anti-geek prejudices I felt I had to humor in order to get them to entertain the possibility that they just might be entirely full of shit. Also, as somebody else astutely pointed out, I did spend too much time giving the opinions of Tolkien's detractors their due, and less time than I should have explaining why their criticisms ultimately miss the point.

    That said, I think that if those of you who've been flaming my azz here would just holster your phasers for a second, take a deep breath, and read the essay slowly one more time, you'll find it more to your liking. Not to say you won't still find it pretentious, overwritten, and riddled with errors of both fact and interpretation. But anti-Tolkien? Nope. Anti-geek? No fucking way.