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NIST Wants An Electronic Kilogram

Dearing writes "According to the Global Engineering Journal, NIST, those not-so-standard standards people, want to give up the hunk of metal they've been calling a kilogram, even though it never weighs the same twice. In it's place, an electronic kilogram could act as the permanent standard."

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  1. A kilogram is gone?? by purduephotog · · Score: 0

    Just visited the Greenwhich 'standards' - a bronze bar with two nubs that you could lay a ruler on to measure it's accuracy.

    A sad, sad day.

  2. The ultimate diet hack by smnolde · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all now lost 10% of our weight. I just hacked NIST's computers and changed the reference.

    Why aren't I thin now? I must hack the electronic tape measure next.

    $10 if you want me to make you taller, too.

    1. Re:The ultimate diet hack by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Funny
      I must hack the electronic tape measure next.
      Ah, so that's what all those 'increase your penis length' spams were all about.

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    2. Re:The ultimate diet hack by smnolde · · Score: 1, Redundant

      And the girls get bigger breasts, too!

    3. Re:The ultimate diet hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd say this is the poster child of proper moderation... First post gets +5 funny, second gets +5 funny, third gets 1,redundant. This is honestly the best moderation I've ever seen here and I say all moderators take a look at this and take note.

    4. Re:The ultimate diet hack by smnolde · · Score: 1

      But this is my 15 minutes of fame. I got lucky twice by having the #2 post with something funny enough to have someone mod up.

      I believe the gravitational vector we're subjected to varies according to strange string theories of the universe.

      force = mass * accelleration

      mass is a scalar
      accelleration is a vector

      1N = kg/m^2

      42

  3. standards by gavlil · · Score: 0

    we've known about gravity for years and we can't agree on a standard for weight?

    *nix has no change!!!

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    1. Re:standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the kilogram is a measure of mass not weight and is independant of gravity.

    2. Re:standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh, so you also believe that the Earth is flat and there are aliens on the dark side of the moon?


      Haven't you seen astronauts on the TV floating freely in the gravity free environment of the space?

    3. Re:standards by elgardo · · Score: 1

      Kilograms have nothing to do with weight. It's an amount of mass. A 6 kg rock from Earth is still 6 kg on the moon. However, the gravitational force will be about 10 Newton on the moon, instead of the 60 Newton on Earth. Go read your primary school physics books again.

    4. Re:standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of that has anything to do with the post you are replying to. The original poster is correct, the Kilogramme is a unit of mass. The SI unit of weight is the Newton.

      Mass has nothing to do with gravity. A Kilogramme of lead on the Earth is still a Kilogramme of lead on the moon.

      Furthermore, the gravity acting on astronauts is alomost as strong as the gravity at the Earth's surface. They feel weightless because they are in freefall.

    5. Re:standards by karb · · Score: 1, Funny

      Primary school?

      Take your kilogram and go home. We're happy with our slugs here in the good old U.S. of A.

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    6. Re:standards by elgardo · · Score: 1

      Actually, mass has EVERYTHING to do with gravity. Gravity is a function of the size of the two masses that are attracting eachother, the square of the distance between the two centres of gravity, and the gravitational constant, which I do not remember off the top of my head.

      Meaning, that the farther away from the centre of Earth you are, the lower the gravity.

      By calculating the gravity at a specific height, you can also calculate the velocity required to stay in orbit at that height. Notice that low orbits require a higher velocity than higher orbits.

      Escape velocity is when the kinetic energy exceeds the gravitational pull, allowing you to escape the system.

      Any questions? Start digging in your high school physics books.

    7. Re:standards by DoomHaven · · Score: 2

      Time to open up your math books, sonny. You are right, in that gravity, G, is a function of masses, m and M, BUT mass is NOT a function of G!

      G=f(m,M)
      M!=f(G)

      Therefore, mass doesn't need to have anything to do with gravity, but gravity cannot exist without mass.

      Furthermore, you cannot realistical measure the mass of earth at any given time to the precision required by any lucid standards committee (especially when you using that value without a standard measure of mass to begin with), nor can you realistical the distances between object centres.

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    8. Re:standards by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      it will be more correct to say that, as far as we know today, gravity has everything to do with mass.

    9. Re:standards by karb · · Score: 2
      This was a joke referring to the arcane english unit of mass, the 'slug'. Also poking fun at (us) americans.

      Tis no flamebait (Tis a remorseless eating machine)

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    10. Re:standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are actually 2 "masses". Inertial mass and gravitational mass. Inertial mass is the mass used in F=ma, energy equations, etc. Gravitational mass is the one used in
      g = (G * m1 * m2) / r**2.
      Einstein's General Theory Of Relativity predicts that the two are the same. (recall the thought experiments of being in an elevator). And they have been measured to be the same up to the 14 decimal place (or something like that).
      But they technically might not be exactly the same. We just need a TOE (Theory of Everything) to put it all together...

    11. Re:standards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, gravity has to do with mass. Not the other way round.

    12. Re:standards by Gonoff · · Score: 1

      And in space, 1 kilogramme till weighs one kilogramme. Mass is independent of gravity.

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    13. Re:standards by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      IIRC, one slug weighs 32 pounds at sea level.

      Of course, if it was in Santa Cruz, it would have to be a banana slug!

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    14. Re:standards by invenustus · · Score: 1
      This was a joke referring to the arcane english unit of mass, the 'slug'. Also poking fun at (us) americans. Tis no flamebait (Tis a remorseless eating machine)
      Well, if we're discussing standards of measurement and quoting the Simpsons, let me tell you this: The metric system is the tool of the devil! My cars gets 50 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!
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    15. Re:standards by propain · · Score: 1

      gravity may be a function of mass, but mass is not a function of gravity. Mass exists without gravity, it is gravity that will not exist without mass.

      Most people are not willing to be intelligent

  4. Damn kids... by chinton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why when I was a lad, all we had was a platinum-iridium cylinder, and we liked it. But you damn kids today, with yer newfangled electronic kilogram, why I oughta...

    1. Re:Damn kids... by tbone1 · · Score: 4, Funny
      #include

      Well, we had it toof. We didn't have any of this metric rubbish. We used the stone-furlong-fortnight measurement system. Everyone had to lug around a big stone and a flatulent racehorse for two weeks just to measure something. A platinum-iridium cylinder? Luxury!

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    2. Re:Damn kids... by chinton · · Score: 1

      We dreamed about havin' racehorses! We had a mangy old nearsighted mule that our father sliced in two with a breadknife!

    3. Re:Damn kids... by Mister+Black · · Score: 1

      A breadknife? Luxury. All we had was a wet piece of string.

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    4. Re:Damn kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wet? Back in my day, we didn't HAVE water. Our piece of string was DRY!

    5. Re:Damn kids... by Amphigory · · Score: 2

      String? We had to CHEW through the mule. But then our teeth fell out, because we didn't get enough calcium back in those days, so we had to get through the second half of the mule with our GUMS. That was in aught-4, before the blizzard where I lost two of my toes to frost-bite while walking to school int he snow.

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    6. Re:Damn kids... by pubudu · · Score: 2

      You had a system? Oh, what we'd 'a given for a system of measurement. All we had was "a lot" or "a little", and we had plenty little a that, and everyone would disagree about whether he'd 'a been cheating his neighbors, givin' 'em a little muck when the deal was for a lot.

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  5. E-Kilo ! Well, after e-commerce, another fancy 8) by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is sufficient for a 5yh post 8)

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  6. What? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They balance it against gravity to measure it? Wouldn't that be really, really inaccurate, since gravity varies by altitude, local density variations, etc? Did I misunderstand what I just read?

    Sheeze, why not just define it as 1.498e20 atoms of carbon (or whatever number), and be done with it.

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    1. Re:What? by sphealey · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Sheeze, why not just define it as 1.498e20 atoms of carbon (or whatever number), and be done with it."

      No problemo - as soon as you figure out a practical method for counting out those atoms on the floor of your typical machine shop. 'Oops - dropped another one. Someone blow the oil off it NO NOT THAT HARD - damm, out the window'.

      sPh

    2. Re:What? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Well, clearly it must be harder than I think, since they would have done it that way a long time ago if it were easy.

      But still... wouldn't you know the volume that so many atoms of a material would take if you melt it and form it under certain conditions (e.g., zero pressure)? Once you had a block, you could cut it to exact dimensions using lasers. Presumably we have very accurate way of measuring the meter, so we ought to be able to do very precise cuts.

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No problemo - as soon as you figure out a practical method for counting out those atoms on the floor of your typical machine shop
      Don't be dumb. The meter is the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second. How many machine shops measure distance like this? Standards have JACK SHIT to do with practicality.
    4. Re:What? by crow · · Score: 2

      Gravity has nothing to do with it. A Kilogram is a measure of mass, not weight.

    5. Re:What? by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Standards have JACK SHIT to do with practicality.

      Well, I guess all those chip manufacturers will be a little ticked that they spent all that money on extremely-well calibrated factories... NOW you tell us!
    6. Re:What? by kingdon · · Score: 2, Informative

      "They balance it against gravity to measure it?"

      The article linked to makes it sound that way, but if you have an electronic measurement for force (which is what the "electronic kilogram" is - see the excellent page posted by aktbar), and you have other standards for the meter (certain number of wavelengths of a certain light) and second (certain vibration of some molecule, I'd have to look up the details), then F=ma (force = mass times acceleration) lets you derive the kilogram. (in units terms, Newtons = kilograms times (meters per second squared) - if you have newtons, meters, and seconds, then you get kilograms).

      "Sheeze, why not just define it as 1.498e20 atoms of carbon"

      This approach has also been investigated. See the Avogadro Group or an article summarizing it. These things boil down to what you can measure more accurately.

    7. Re:What? by rebelcool · · Score: 2

      how would you move the laser? Using stepper motors? You would need a stepper capable of moving an atom at a time.

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    8. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would vary too much with differences in the atomic structure of the carbon, not noticably but it would make the final reading inaccurate (admittedly probably only at about 20 decimal points).

      Since there are experiments that can supposedly alter the mass (yes mass, no not weight, yes I understand school science, and university level, and above) I think we need something else to define this. The experiments were to do with semiconductors in magnetic fields iirc and were aimed towards reducing gravity. If I'm bullshitting tell me why NASA has been researching this.

      I guess to be really accurate you could define it as something like "the weight of exatly 1.498e20 atoms of carbon formed in a perfect lattice on the surface of the earth at this latitude/longitude, at this particular time of the year, at this exact height from the centre of the earth, with exact gravity of 9.82354863254876325m/s^2 and no outside inferences (magnetic fields etc)"...but that would be getting a bit silly

    9. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Kilogram is a kilogram is a kilogram...

      Ignoring their misuse of the word "weighing" for a moment...

      Wouldn't the mass of that metal cylinder in France always be 1.00000000000000000 kilograms by definition, no matter how many times you "measured" it?

    10. Re:What? by edremy · · Score: 2

      You would need a stepper capable of moving an atom at a time.



      We've got them: how do you think they move a STM tip? They're piezoelectric.

      There's other problems with this though: the chances of cutting a clean, macroscopic edge are basically nil.

      Eric

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    11. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on Earth are you talking about? The standard for length, time, mass, WHATEVER, is set without ANY reference WHATSOEVER to the needs of chip manufacturers or indeed ANYTHING except the need to define a non-variable standard. The manufacturers then have to do their best to calibrate to that standard.

      If you have a point, now or at any time in the future, do not hesitate to post it. If you wish to continue talking utter drivel, please shut your ill-informed yap.

    12. Re:What? by Kinetix303 · · Score: 1

      That's what a metre is referred to now.... in fact, a metre was defined as a specific percentage of the distance covered by the equator... so there's still a practical and surprisingly accurate mathematical fashion to come up with your own 'metre' in your backyard.

      Just search on google for "how to define a metre."

      Us canadians have known this for a while. :)

    13. Re:What? by Monte · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess all those chip manufacturers will be a little ticked that they spent all that money on extremely-well calibrated factories...

      Another reason why the U.S. will NEVER go metric! We'd have to scrap billions and billions of dollars worth of fabrication plants! Clearly the metric system is a COMMIE PLOT to destroy our economy!

      &lt/sarcasm&gt

    14. Re:What? by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Sorry dude.

      The metre was originally 1/10,000,000 the distance from the north pole to the equator on the meridian running through Paris.

      It has since been defined as some multiple of the wavelength of the emitted light of some atom (which I forget right now).

      Why can't they use E=mc^2, and define mass in term of the energy gained by an electron as it passes through a particular electric potential (electron volts anyone?)?

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    15. Re:What? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      It has changed from the wavelength of light emmited by krpyton to the length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum during a time interval of 1/299792458 of a second. This happened almost 20 years ago ('84).

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    16. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, smarty pants, you tell us how they do it.

    17. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why can't they use E=mc^2, and define mass in term of the energy gained by an electron as it passes through a particular electric potential (electron volts anyone?)?


      Then they'd have to pick a standard unit of energy and define that.

    18. Re:What? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      "They balance it against gravity to measure it? Wouldn't that be really, really inaccurate, since gravity varies by altitude, local density variations, etc? Did I misunderstand what I just read?"

      We're not talking about spring scales and such, it's a beam balance. It compares the weight of whatever you're trying to find the weight of on one side to the weight of the official kilogram on the other. The idea is that, if the beam is level, the weight of the kilogram mass on one side is the same as the stuff you're measuring on the other, so the masses must be the same.

      Sure, the gravitic attraction on the two samples will be slightly different over the length of the beam (say 8"), but the difference is disgustingly negligible.

    19. Re:What? by Goonie · · Score: 2
      Because we can measure the relative mass of macroscopic objects to something like 20 significant figures, whereas we can only determine Avogadro's number (which is the number for converting macroscopic masses to atomic quantities) to 10 or so, IIRC.

      At least, that was the explanation back when I took first-year physics. Presumably the accuracy of Avogradro's number will improve over time, but an extra 10 sig figs is a challenge . . .

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    20. Re:What? by DaveRobb · · Score: 1

      I propose a new standard instead.... the CowboyNeal.

    21. Re:What? by MrYotsuya · · Score: 1

      Maybe you weren't listening. Kilograms are a measure of mass (the amount of matter in an object) which is gravity invariant. Weight, on the other hand is a combination of mass and gravity (or any acceleration for that matter).

  7. Just a different was of measuring it by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Informative
    It measures, with great precision, how much current passes through a wire coil in a strong magnetic field to balance the pull of gravity on a one-kilogram mass standard[emphasis mine]
    Doesn't look like they've replaced the hunk of metal, they've replaced the balance scale.

    The late Dr. Dick Deslattes said something like, "If we ever have to communicate from afar with ET aliens, we could explain all our science standards in terms they would understand, but we'd have to throw them the mass standard to explain that."
    Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?

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    1. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?

      How would they read the dictionary? :-)

    2. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by eggnet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doesn't look like they've replaced the hunk of metal, they've replaced the balance scale.

      No, they are just trying to make sure that the new mathematically "electrically" defined kilogram is as close as possible to the current kilogram.

      The same way they redefined a second based on a certain number of rotations of a cesium atom (or something like that) and redefined a meter in terms of light-seconds. They got the new definitions as close as possible to their old values.

      This is nothing more than doing essentially the same thing with the meter, however more difficult.

    3. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by iabervon · · Score: 2

      What they can do with this is precisely measure the weight of the kilogram hunk of metal, and define the kilogram to be the mass of anything that gives the same result. They're basically replacing the balance with the special cylinder on one pan with a one-pan scale that will stay calibrated.

      I'm not entirely clear on how they intend to deal with the mass vs weight issue, though. If the experiment has to be done in Earth's gravity at that particular spot, we'd have to throw the aliens the whole planet to explain anything...

    4. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Read the dictionary, not weigh it?

    5. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by MarchHare · · Score: 1

      > Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?

      If the dictionary weighs exactly one kilogram, we could kiil two birds with one stone... :-)

    6. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by garcia · · Score: 1


      they call them scholarships b/c for the most part Athletes are at the top of the GPA scale as compared to their non-athlete friends.

      remember that a MUCH higher percentage of athletes stay in school, graduate on time, and stay out of trouble...

      the only reason you hear about athletes in trouble is b/c they are at the front of media attention...

      I suggest you change your sig before you make yourself look like a bigger asshole.

    7. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > > Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?
      >
      > If the dictionary weighs exactly one kilogram, we could kiil two birds with one stone... :-)

      ...yeah, but what if they're descended from critters that look like birds? Wouldn't that seriously piss them off?

    8. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      I see a problem with their scheme. For their SuperHyperExtraPrecise balance to be calibrated, it has to measure a mass of 1 kilogram.

      The only one I know of is in Paris, France. All others are copies. Good quality copies, but approximative copies, nevertheless, and for the level of precision they want to define, it matters.

      So, either they want to define the aek (american e-kilogram), or the move their construction to Paris. (I don't think THE ONE kilogram is going to fly to the US).

    9. Re:Just a different was of measuring it by drinkypoo · · Score: 2





      The late Dr. Dick Deslattes said something like, "If we ever have to communicate from afar with ET aliens, we could explain all our science standards in terms they would understand, but we'd have to throw them the mass standard to explain that."

      Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?



      It would be charitable to let them know what its mass was first so it didn't destroy (or be destroyed by) whatever they were catching it with...

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  8. Sheesh, it's about time. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    Why have we been working with actual physical models to provide standards for so long? Didn't there used to be a bar representing the "exact" length of a meter before they switched it over to the distance light can travel in 0.xxx seconds?

    If you're going to have standards, at least base them on constants, like the aforementioned speed of light for distance, the mass of certain molecules for mass, and...hmmm...can anyone think of anything for time? (I don't know what they currently use) Keep in mind that speed-of-light is taken.

    1. Re:Sheesh, it's about time. by bmongar · · Score: 1
      an anyone think of anything for time?

      Time is already defined by the vibration of some atom. I forget which element at what temperature but that's how atomic clocks work

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    2. Re:Sheesh, it's about time. by Robber+Baron · · Score: 1

      Actually the meter is supposed to be 1/10000000th of the distance between the equator and the north pole. A bar of metal was cut to represent this unit of measure. However, when measurments became capable on greater precision, it was discovered that the bar itself that had been the standard wasn't exactly the 1/10000000th they'd thought it was. Hence the wavelength of ____atom standard, followed by the distance light travels in 1/299792458 of 1 second.

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    3. Re:Sheesh, it's about time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard recently that the speed of light C is no longer constant, I think the article might even have been mentioned on /.

  9. well duh by Overphiend · · Score: 2, Informative

    hunk of metal they've been calling a kilogram, even though it never weighs the same twice.

    A gram is not a measurment of weight.

    1. Re:well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny.

      I think you've gone way over the heads of the slashbots, though.

    2. Re:well duh by MouseR · · Score: 5, Funny

      A gram is not a measurment of weight.

      It's a measurement of THC ...

  10. Of course it never weighs the same... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A kilogram is a unit of mass not weight. Weight is dependant on gravity. Mass is not.

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    1. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all those signs on the side of the road should actually read "Lose mass now....ask me how!"

    2. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you're at work at the gas-station, you have a Bud Lite bottle next to the keyboard of your cash register and if you wanted, you could have sex with the skanky white-trash whore your boss likes to screw once in a while?


      Great work, Brad!

    3. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2, Insightful
      A kilogram is a unit of mass not weight. Weight is dependant on gravity. Mass is not.

      True enough, but if you want to determine the mass of a small object, how do you do it? Odds are really good you're going to weigh it in some manner, and divide by 9.8 m/s^2.

      According to NIST, they've got a variance on the order of 3% per century in the observed mass (probably measured by weight) of the standard kilo brick.

      Wow! I thought the recent news of observations that show that the fine structure constant or the speed of light may be minutely changing as the universe ages were pretty far out, but to think that mass is this variable...

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    4. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by mmontour · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to NIST [nist.gov], they've got a variance on the order of 3% per century in the observed mass (probably measured by weight) of the
      standard kilo brick.


      3 percent??? Do you have any idea how HUGE a variation that would be in a primary standard? Maybe if they polished it with a belt sander before every measurement...

      The link you provided says:

      [...]are causing the mass of the kilogram to vary by about 3 parts in 108 per century relative to sister prototypes.

      Now I'm not certain about this, but I'd wager that the "108" is actually a "10 to the 8th power" that got mangled somewhere in the conversion to HTML. If so, it would represent a more plausible 0.000003% per century variation.

    5. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah - Old Milwaukee

    6. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm deep under the earth's crust in Alaska with my top secret army of supertrolls. And if I ever meet you, or any of your pus-ridden whores, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!

    7. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by room101 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...if you want to determine the mass of a small object, how do you do it? Odds are really good you're going to weigh it in some manner, and divide by 9.8 m/s^2.

      Actaully, most high-schools have this new high-tech thing that actually measures mass. It's called a beam balance. You have some known quantity on one side, and your unknown on the other, then you compare the two. Really revolutionary!

      Also, 9.8 m/s^2 is only at sea-level. Raise your hand if you live a sea-level? That's what I thought.

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    8. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by alcmena · · Score: 1

      Heh, I used to live below sea level. Good ol' New Orleans. One good hurricane and it becomes Lake New Orleans. :)

    9. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you could have sex with a woman right now if you wanted to, but you don't. Doesn't that mean you're gay?

    10. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Actaully, most high-schools have this new high-tech thing that actually measures mass. It's called a beam balance. You have some known quantity on one side, and your unknown on the other, then you compare the two.
      I suggest you take a second or two and think about how a beam balance works. Does it work in free-fall, for example? No? It balances the force of gravity on both sides, you say? Gee, sounds more like "weighing" than "actually measuring mass" to me, even it does cancel out the "g" terms for you.
      Also, 9.8 m/s^2 is only at sea-level. Raise your hand if you live a sea-level?

      Close enough to it that the difference in g won't show up in a figure with only two significant digits.

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    11. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      ...but I'd wager that the "108" is actually a "10 to the 8th power" that got mangled somewhere in the conversion to HTML.
      Ah, now that would make a hell of a lot more sense. Good call. That'll teach me to beleive what I read.
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    12. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by room101 · · Score: 1

      Just because the device is predicated on the presence of gravity doesn't invalidate it in general.

      The difference here is that the term "to weigh" implies that you measure the force applied by the mass of the earth and put a number of this force, we americans call it "pounds". When you measure mass--with this method--you compare the force applied to two different masses; but you don't measure the force, you don't even measure the difference in the force on the two objects; you measure the difference in mass between the two. Thus you are "actually measuring mass" instead of "weighing" the object.

      Yes, this method has its problems, such as wind and the use of gravity; but in most cases, you can either use it inside and use few enough significant digits that wind doesn't matter; and the gravity thing isn't usually such a big deal.

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    13. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by eggnet · · Score: 1

      You have some known quantity on one side...

      Great, you just need a 1 kilogram mass that never changes over time. Oh, wait, that doesn't exist. Oh, wait, that's what this article's about :)

      You can use an accelerometer which basically vibrates a mass and determines the mass based on the frequency of vibration, which even works in free-fall. Although all metric measurements of mass will depend on the definition of a kilogram, which is apparently in flux.

    14. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nah - Old Milwaukee

      BWAHAHHAHAHhahaha!

      tee-hee!

    15. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by lubricated · · Score: 1

      You're both wrong it ways the same exact amount each time. It ways exactly 1.0000000000000000000 kg

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    16. Re:Of course it never weighs the same... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're a regular laugh riot. Now, if you could only spell "weighs" properly.

  11. This Guy is just a Geek ! by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    "As electronic measurement equipment gets better, we can apply it to the experiment to get better results, which may lead to even better equipment, which we can apply to the project, and so on..."

    => as Quake gets better, I can apply it to my hardware, wich may lead to a better quake, and so on

    I think I understand ! I'am a potention Nobel Prize, Just as he's a Potential Quake geek !

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  12. Something's fishy by Mdog · · Score: 1

    From the artice: It measures, with great precision, how much current passes through a wire coil in a strong magnetic field to balance the pull of gravity on a one-kilogram mass standard, and how much voltage is generated by moving the coil. Separate systems in the laboratory determine reference levels for voltage and gravity.


    Call me a computer scientist, but isn't there something recursive about defining the prototype kilogram with gravity and then measuring gravity at the same time? Or is there something I don't understand about gravity?

    1. Re:Something's fishy by mmontour · · Score: 2

      Call me a computer scientist, but isn't there something recursive about defining the prototype kilogram with gravity and then measuring gravity at the same time?

      There are ways of measuring gravity without a known mass standard. For example, you could measure the acceleration of an object falling freely in a vacuum chamber (only need length and time measurements).

      However, it does seem strange to me that they'd base the kilogram standard on something as indirect as the local gravitational field.

    2. Re:Something's fishy by gilroy · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Or is there something I don't understand about gravity?

      If there isn't, then you're way smarter than most practicing physicists... gravity is hard.
    3. Re:Something's fishy by aozilla · · Score: 2

      For example, you could measure the acceleration of an object falling freely in a vacuum chamber (only need length and time measurements).


      Only if you know your exact distance from the earth's center (as well as the earth's mass). How do you determine that? To measure G you need to use a torsion balance, and that requires a definition of kg (since G is defined in terms of N*m^2/kg^2).

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    4. Re:Something's fishy by mmontour · · Score: 2

      Only if you know your exact distance from the earth's center (as well as the earth's mass). How do you determine that? To measure G you need to use a torsion balance, and that requires a definition of kg (since G is defined in terms of N*m^2/kg^2).

      From the description of the device, it relates the mass of the standard kilogram to an electromagnetic force, by balancing that electromagnetic force against the gravitational force on the mass (== the weight of the mass).

      Therefore, the only relevant parameter is the one relating the mass of an object to the gravitational force on that object. This is "little g", the local gravitational acceleration, and it can be measured directly with only a length and a time standard. You don't need to know "big G" or anything about the earth.

      The gravitational force on an object is given by:
      Force(N) = mass(kg) * g(N/kg)

      (note that 1 N/kg == 1 m/(s^2))

    5. Re:Something's fishy by aozilla · · Score: 1

      There are ways of measuring gravity without a known mass standard.


      I think I misunderstood you... You were saying that you can measure g without a known mass standard. That is certainly the case. I thought you were referring to G when you said "measuring gravity". Mia culpa.

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  13. Why not define in terms of other standards? by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

    You could define a kilogram as the amount of water in a cubic decimeter. Or, you could define it as the mass of 6.02 * 10^23 protons, or any number of other ways. I don't understand how this measurement they intend to make with the device they have will be any more accurate or easier to deal with.

    You could even define it as the energy in some huge number of photons of a particular wavelength. :-)

    1. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by yeoua · · Score: 1

      Uh.. the original gram was defined with water i believe... they took some volume of water (i don't remember anymore..) and used that to define the gram. They being the originators of SI.

      And wouldn't it be pretty hard to keep water? I mean, it evaporates... the hunk of metal they have now it extremely stable and we can measure mass relatively accurately.

      But of course, now that time and length and all those can be measured using some scientific method rather than some physical method... might as well do it for mass sometime.

    2. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by EvilMole · · Score: 1

      A gram was orginally defined as the mass of one cubic centimeter of pure water.

    3. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by dark_panda · · Score: 2

      One millilitre/cubic centimetre of water at 4 degrees Celsius equaled one gram back in the day. The definition was eventually changed to 1/1000th of a kilogram, as the kilogram is now the base unit of mass in the metric system.

      J

    4. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      But of course, now that time and length and all those can be measured using some scientific method rather than some physical method

      Damn, is Physics no longer a science?

      Guess I'd better turn in my science degree then...

      Cheers,

      Tim

    5. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by abde · · Score: 5, Informative

      that wouldn't work - after all, then you've just scaled the problem down to ask "whats the weight of a proton"

      remember that the base physical units have to be directly related not to theor, but to empirical observation. That's the difference between "units" and "physical quantities"

      MASS is a physical quantity. "kilogram" is a "unit" of that quantity. defining it in terms of the "mass of a proton" makes no sense because thats essentially a *circular* argument.

      if you;re gonna construct a vast edifice of science, the foundation better be damn rigorous! this isnt just semantics, its essential, the way that we have to be absolutely sure that 2 + 2 = 4 (which can be derived from the Completeness property of the Real number Set). A good reference for basic units and quantities is here.

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    6. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the current trend of thinking that simulations are more real than experiments (just calculate the ratio of experimental and computational papers in Phys. Rev. Lett., for instance), I wouldn't be suprised that people with the attitude of the original poster would some day decided that the physical standards should be obtained from a simulation. Simulations are "cheap and 100% accurate" as one of the simulation freaks at our Physics department once said.

    7. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by tconnors · · Score: 3, Interesting
      You could define a kilogram as the amount of water in a cubic decimeter.

      Do you know how many states of water there are? Not to mention somewhere you are going to have to define a pressure, a temperature etc. You don't exactly want to end up with a circular reference in there....

      Now, at CSIRO, they are researching into using a super spherical ball of silicon, about 8 cm across, and weighing 1kg. It is spherical to an accuracy of 8nm, and was built by the same glass grinders that build lenses for our precision instruments and telescopes. We have shipped one or two overseas (and have one or two in .au), so that people around the world can test 'em.

      Pretty cool in all - I watched the guy pick it up with cottonwool, in the same room that I was in - no contaminant free clothes, either - it is pretty robust. It is all part of an international effort to produce new standards of mass etc - the platinum bar in Paris is getting a bit old. IIRC - CSIRO are researching another method, but can't remeber what it was....

      You could even define it as the energy in some huge number of photons of a particular wavelength. :-)

      Hmmm - which unfortunately comes back to a density of photons, and a length cubed, which unforteunalty comes back to that damn platinum bar in Paris. IIRC - it has a chip in the corner of it too - Ooops. I just dropped your metre - my, how you have just grown!

    8. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Xenu · · Score: 2

      Another problem with using a volume of water is the variation introduced by the different masses of the oxygen isotopes. A given volume of water's mass is dependent on the source of the water.

    9. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by jelson · · Score: 1
      Hmmm - which unfortunately comes back to a density of photons, and a length cubed, which unforteunalty comes back to that damn platinum bar in Paris. IIRC - it has a chip in the corner of it too - Ooops. I just dropped your metre - my, how you have just grown!


      The platinum bar no longer defines the meter. A meter is defined as the distance travelled by light through a vacuum in a particular amount of time. Time, of course, being the most accuruate realization of a unit that mankind has yet achieved.
    10. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by ethereal · · Score: 1
      Do you know how many states of water there are? Not to mention somewhere you are going to have to define a pressure, a temperature etc. You don't exactly want to end up with a circular reference in there....

      How is changing the state of the water going to change its mass? Volume will change, but the number of H20 molecules will not. Pressure and temperature will likewise change the volume and/or state of the water, but not the mass.

      Unless I'm misunderstanding what you've said somehow...

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    11. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by jkwatson · · Score: 1

      How can you not define a standard value of mass in terms of *something* physical? Mass doesn't have any meaning outside of physical objects and you can't define it without reference. Just like the meter is defined as " of wavelengths of of in ", you can certainly define a kilogram as "the mass of protons under ". There's no other way to do it! Of course, you don't have to use protons, but they happen to be the most plentiful things in the universe (along with electrons), so you might as well use them!

    12. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by jkwatson · · Score: 1

      Ack, /. really mangled the stuff I typed in that message. It should read:
      "some number of wavelengths of some transition of this particular atom in this state"

      and

      "the mass of some number of protons under whatever conditions"

    13. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by signe · · Score: 2

      the way that we have to be absolutely sure that 2 + 2 = 4 (which can be derived from the Completeness property of the Real number Set).

      Wait! 2 + 2 = 3, not 4

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    14. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by arestivo · · Score: 1

      Sorry to say this but that assumption is wrong. You can deefine a kilogram as a multiple of the mass of a proton because you know that that will never change. If you say that 1 Kilogram is n x the mass of a proton then you will always be able to determine if something weights a kilogram by comparing the artifact you want to measure with n protons.

      For instance a second (a time unit) is also defined as the duration (again time) of 9,192,631,770 periods of radiation absorbed or emitted by the transition of cesium-133 atoms.

    15. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by arestivo · · Score: 1

      Explaining it even better:

      Taken from: Nist Home page
      'The kilogram is the only remaining SI base unit whose definition is based on a physical artifact rather than on fundamental properties of nature.'

      I guess that the mass of a proton can be defined as a properties of nature.

    16. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Mark+J+Tilford · · Score: 1
      How is changing the state of the water going to change its mass? Volume will change, but the number of H20 molecules will not. Pressure and temperature will likewise change the volume and/or state of the water, but not the mass.

      Well, the original poster refered to defining a kg as the mass of 1 dm^3 of water at STP. So, since mass was defined in terms of volume, anything which affects the volume, will affect the measured mass. In other words, if the volume changes, it won't affect the real mass of the water, but it will affect the value calculated for the mass of the water.

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    17. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, guess I'm just a bachelor now.

    18. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by ethereal · · Score: 1

      That makes a lot more sense. Guess I should read more carefully.

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    19. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Omnifarious · · Score: 2

      MASS is a physical quantity. "kilogram" is a "unit" of that quantity. defining it in terms of the "mass of a proton" makes no sense because thats essentially a *circular* argument.

      if you;re gonna construct a vast edifice of science, the foundation better be damn rigorous! this isnt just semantics, its essential, the way that we have to be absolutely sure that 2 + 2 = 4 (which can be derived from the Completeness property of the Real number Set). A good reference for basic units and quantities is here [amazon.com].

      So, this means that you think the mass of a proton is going to change?

      Using atomic fountains it's actually feasible to get well known number of protons together in a group that's possible to accurately measure the mass of. I think that basing it on something like this is an excellent way to define it. Simple, easy to intuitively grasp, and doesn't involve any hairy adjustments for gravity.

    20. Re:Why not define in terms of other standards? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, this means that you think the mass of a proton is going to change?

      1) rest mass - if it's moving it changes
      2) free proton - if it's in an atom it changes

      Everyone knows there's no such thing as mass anyway, it's just energy.

  14. Stupid aliens by Overphiend · · Score: 1

    The late Dr. Dick Deslattes said something like, "If we ever have to communicate from afar with ET aliens, we could explain all our science standards in terms they would understand, but we'd have to throw them the mass standard to explain that."

    Yeah, because an advanced species capable of space travel would never understand something so complex as to think of a standard measurement of a physical item that isn't affected by gravity.

    1. Re:Stupid aliens by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      I think what the good doctor is trying to convey with that quote is the difficulty of communicating with alien intelligence, not that they're stupid.

      In other words, maybe aliens measure mass using a standard measure unit much larger or smaller than our kilo. If we want to tell them that the Eifel Tower weighs X kilograms, we must first define what a kilogram is to them.

    2. Re:Stupid aliens by Overphiend · · Score: 1

      Many of our measurements our based on "local" standards, and not universal standards. When communicating with other life forms its the concept you must convey and explain, the details are the easy part.

    3. Re:Stupid aliens by gilroy · · Score: 2
      The point is, once we had worked out a "dictionary", we could explain to them the experiments they could do to produce, for example, exactly one ampere. Then they could see how many of their units of current are contained in one ampere, and Voila!, suddenly each species can calibrate the electronics experiments of the other. This means that we could actually compare data, physical theory, etc.


      Of course, you'd need more than the amp. There are a bunch (seven?) of fundamental constants, out of which all other units can be made. You'd need them all, and to communicate them, you'd need experiments that determine their value. So far, we have no such procedure for mass... so we couldn't calibrate the masses in the experiments.


      It's not that the aliens are stupid. It's that we don't yet know how to communicate the value of a mass independent of a reference mass.



      Oh, and by the way: The late doctor never said the aliens had space travel. Indeed, he implied the opposite: If we had to communicate from afar... using, I suppose, EM waves.

    4. Re:Stupid aliens by Overphiend · · Score: 1

      You realize an ampere is based on a measurement of length, the meter. The meter like the gram is a measurement we made up. We would have to explain it as well as the gram. Here is a gram measure it. Here is a meter measure it.

    5. Re:Stupid aliens by The+Larch · · Score: 1
      He just means that all the other SI base units are defined in such a manner that you could email the definition off to your alien and it could then construct an experiment to figure out the exact value to any precision it's capable of measuring. The kilogram is still defined as "the mass of this one chunk of metal we got here", so the alien would have to drop by to see just how much mass that is.

      Now of course we could explain a kilogram to the alien in terms of something else it's probably got lying around, such as carbon atoms or electrons, but then the precision would be limited by our own measurements, and we wouldn't be conveying "the standard".

      Go here to check it out. Incidentally, can someone explain to me why the mole is a base unit?

    6. Re:Stupid aliens by vidarh · · Score: 2
      The old metre has been replaced by the following definition:


      "The metre is the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second" (17th CGPM, 1983, Resolution 1)


      While the kilogram is still defined as:


      "The kilogram is the unit of mass: it is equal to the mass of the international prototype of the kilogram" 3rd CGPM (1901)

    7. Re:Stupid aliens by vidarh · · Score: 2

      Yes, but of the SI units, only the kilogram is defined in terms of a physical artifact instead of a textual description of a measurable natural phenomenon.

    8. Re:Stupid aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mole is the exact number of atoms in 12 grams of carbon 12. For some reason I don't recall at the moment this definition is more exact than counting the number of atoms in 1 g of hydrogen 1, though I think it has something to do with a C12 nucleus containing 6 protons + 6 neutrons.

  15. More information from NIST itself... by aktbar · · Score: 5, Informative

    (one of) NIST's own web page(s) on this is at http://www.eeel.nist.gov/811/elec-kilo.html. There's a lot more technical detail there than at the link given in the article.

    This really does make sense to replace the artifact with something independent -- they have a bunch of "voodoo" every time they measure the current kilo to try to get the same answer.

    1. Re:More information from NIST itself... by Whelk · · Score: 2, Informative

      By the way, here is a photo of the artifact. It's been kept under specified conditions since 1889.

    2. Re:More information from NIST itself... by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      ehhhh
      ohhhhhhhh

      - By the way, here [nist.gov] is a photo of the artifact.

      Which one. is this THE kilogram, stored in Pavillon de Breteuil, in Paris, France (you know, some contry across the atlantic), or one for the internationnal, that is a copy, or a copy of a copy or a...

      -It's been kept under specified conditions since 1889.

      Don't know how to read ?
      In reality, it's been kept under conditions specified in 1889. If it is to be useful, it must quit the vaccum from time to time in order to make copies.

  16. Space and time by Kronus · · Score: 1

    The standard for the second is:

    The second is the duration 0f 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the Caesium atom.

    And now I know as much as I did before.

    1. Re:Space and time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And now I know as much as I did before.
      Yes, you do seem to. I've never seen such a startling collection of ignorance gathered together in one place before! Why not donate yourself to a museum?
    2. Re:Space and time by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      Great. So we have a known frequency v, which is the frequency of that pariticular radiation.

      Why don't we then use E=mc^2 and E=hv to derive

      m = hv/c^2

      determine the standard kilogram in those terms?

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    3. Re:Space and time by Kronus · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that formula give you the mass of a photon? How are you going to count the number of photons needed to get up to a kg?

  17. Someone mod these guys up... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    ...they're far smarter than me - thanks for the answers.

  18. Re:Problem with foreign scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know how to write or communicate using "correct US English".

    Being English, I only know how to use International English - I didn't realise my ignorance was holding back scientific progress.

  19. Mass vs. weight by Kronus · · Score: 1

    If they were trying to accurately measure weight, then the variations in Earth's gravity would be a problem. However, a mass balance will always work, regardless of local gravity. Think of a see-saw. If it starts balanced, and then you pull down twice as hard on either end, it stays balanced.

    As for why we don't use 6.0221e26 (I think that's right) carbon atoms as the standard kilogram, the only way we have on the macroscopic scale of determining how many atoms are in something is to weigh it. You'ld have to use the kilogram to define the kilogram.

    1. Re:Mass vs. weight by ethereal · · Score: 1

      That didn't stop them from defining other physical constants in terms of atomic diameter, etc., though. If macroscopic measurement was the only criterion, then the meter would still be a stick in a safe next to the kilogram.

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    2. Re:Mass vs. weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the only way we have on the macroscopic scale of determining how many atoms are in something is to weigh it."

      Fair point but surely if we could measure the amount of atoms some other way...than using weight/this scale, then it would be more realistic. We could use the scale the other way around to define the kilogram then, although variations in the structure between atoms might cause problems, maybe using a standard crystalline structure would work.

    3. Re:Mass vs. weight by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      A mass balance isn't exact either, as there is a distance between the masses and there are variations in density in the liquid rock under this thin crust that we're on. The density variations mean that you can't just treat gravity as a perfectly vertical and unchanging acceleration.

    4. Re:Mass vs. weight by Kronus · · Score: 1

      Technically true, but the difference over a distance of, say, a meter or so is so small as to be negligable. As long as the balance fits in one room it's reasonable to say that the force of gravity is the same anywhere on the scale.

    5. Re:Mass vs. weight by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      As for why we don't use 6.0221e26 (I think that's right) carbon atoms as the standard kilogram, the only way we have on the macroscopic scale of determining how many atoms are in something is to weigh it.

      It would be 6.02e26 hydrogen atoms; a kilomole of carbon would be 12 kilograms. Actually 12 and a fraction, since there are different isotopes; you'd have to define which one.

      We could determine the number of atoms by volume , which we have a standard for, and density, which is a property of the material used and of temperature (defined by the triple point of water). Basically, define the density of (for example) distilled, de-ionized water (I beleive it can be filtered to consist only of H-1 and O-16, sort of the reverse of making heavy water) to be 1 at STP.

      Yes, you can't count individual atoms on that scale. But considering the difficulties NIST is having in keeping their mass reference refering to the same mass, sounds like this would be an improvement.

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    6. Re:Mass vs. weight by Kronus · · Score: 1

      What I was trying to say is that while we can look at something on a microscopic scale and actually count the atoms, you would then need to actually count 6.02e26 atoms. The only practical way of figuring out how many atoms something sizeable has is to use some macroscopic method.

    7. Re:Mass vs. weight by lfourrier · · Score: 1

      I don't remember exactly, but wasn't the mole defined as the number of atoms in 12 grams of C12?
      So you still define the mass in function of a mass.

    8. Re:Mass vs. weight by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Well, negligable is a point of view, of course... It all depends on what kind of accuracy you want to have; in some applications very small errors will multiply a lot, making even a miniscule error important.

      When building large stuff (the Öresund bridge, long, accurate tunnels, that sort of thing), you have to take gravitational effects on light into account when you use laser measurement equipment so as not to have too large an error at the end, for example.

      Yes, that difference is, in practical terms, negligable (and you can compensate by doing measurements at several different locations and average). People that work in the field of measurement tend rightly to be fairly anal about this sort of thing, though.

      /Janne

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  20. the atom is krypton. by rebelcool · · Score: 2

    yes.

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  21. Defining the kg with light! by LenE · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, a professor of my mentioned in lecture that a standards body was attempting to define what a kilogram is by using light!

    I guess now a meter is defined, not by a steel or platinum rod, but by a multiple of the wavelength of light emitted by Xenon plasma or some other gas. By using the logic that mass can be converted into energy, and light was a form of energy, you could somehow define a kilogram by a multiple of the energy in the form of light, released by an atom of some substance when excited to a certain state.

    I think that they probably lost most non-geek people on this, not to mention the engineers that use mass kg all of the time. The extension of this theoretical definition of a kg would spawn a horrible sense of relationships for tomorrow's physics and engineering students. What is heavier, a kg of feathers or a kg of light? Huh?

    The Plat-Irid rod is good enough for Gubmint work.

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    1. Re:Defining the kg with light! by option8 · · Score: 2

      i suppose, because after all, E=Mc^2

      making the actual measure of a kilogram's worth of energy, tho, would be quite messy and would likely result in the destruction of the testing apparatus, as well as the planet upon which it sat.

    2. Re:Defining the kg with light! by drsoran · · Score: 1

      Or you could just do it the easy way and like someone else said, define it as a set number of carbon molecules. Easier than converting between energy and mass.

  22. Gravity isn't hard.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it's the ground that you hit at the end of the gravitational pull that's hard...ouch.

  23. Why? by jcronen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Realistically, a metal cylinder is impractical. You can't throw it on a balance and determine if your kilogram of Cheezy-Poofs actually weighs a kilogram, because you'd not only ruin the kilogram from disturbing it in its precious environment, but you'd get yellow-cheese-dust on it.

    In reality, I'm sure we could at least replace it with a theoretical definition that's more accurate than the cylinder. Even though the current definition of the meter is physical, in practice it's difficult to measure (the distance light travels in 1/299,792,458 of a second).

    So, define the kilogram as the amount of mass that one liter of pure water contains at 4C. We already know the definitions of the meter exactly (defined by scientists, thanks very much), electric field permittivity (\epsilon_0), magnetic field permeability (\mu_0), the speed of light (c), etc.

    With all these constants defined exactly, it just seems like there would be a better way...

    1. Re:Why? by jareds · · Score: 2

      So, define the kilogram as the amount of mass that one liter of pure water contains at 4C.

      At what pressure? Your unit of pressure will need to be based on your unit of mass.

  24. What??? by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 1

    Isn't this a little like trying to use lasers to determine the alcohol content in liquor? What's the point. You can already determine the mass with standard techniques, who needs another method?

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    1. Re:What??? by vidarh · · Score: 2
      The reason you can get weights that are correct
      to a high degree is that they've been adjusted
      to match the a weight that's been adjusted to
      match a weight that's been adjusted to match the
      standard kilogram... Or something like that - I don't remember how many intermediaries would be
      between the standard kilogram and a commercial
      weight.


      Anyway, the "standard techniques" for determining
      the mass involves the standard kilogram at some
      point (even for the US, as the US officially defines all it's measurements using SI units).

  25. Why use gravity at all? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Wouldn't it make sense to measure the mass of something by accellerating it to a known speed, then measure the amount of energy it takes to stop it?

    Or, conversely, the amount of energy it takes to get it to a certain speed?

    That would/should provide you with a measurement that's truly gravity-independant, and a scale that

    1. Kills any pets you put on it.
    2. Must be run perfectly horizontally,
    3. Should be made illegal in California for power usage.
    4. Most importantly, very accurate.

    Another idea: Make a vacuum tube. Put the item you want to weigh inside the vacuum tube. (Again, don't put your pets in there!=) Point the tube straight up and down. (we're using gravity for this one) Throw the item to be weighed up the tube, like the ball in a pinball machine, with a known amount of energy. Measure how high up the tube it goes, how long it takes to get there, and how long it takes to fall back down to the bottom.

    Should be simple computation to determine the actual mass of the object from there, no matter how much gravity is in effect... no?

    1. Re:Why use gravity at all? by option8 · · Score: 2

      well, yeah, but you'd run into the same problem of accuracy in the measuring device, in this example: friction.

      though your second example (the vacuum) makes slightly more sense, it still relies on gravity, which is just slightly variable enough that it's going to be a different measurement every time.

      so, back to where we started...

  26. NOT Just a different was of measuring it by pythorlh · · Score: 2, Informative

    They're using the current(physical) standard to establish the new(elctronic) standard.

    The new standard is going to be "the ammount of mass properly balanced by XXX volts and YYY amperes in the referenced system." That ammount is expected to be more consistent than "the ammount of mass needed to properly balance that hunk of metal we have in the basement."

    The current (physical) standard changes from time to time due to dust, wear(from cleaning), etc.

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  27. What this means to drug dealers! by The+Slashdolt · · Score: 2, Funny

    So now if I want to buy a kilo of cocaine, some dealer's gonna have to walk up to some two story tall machine and poor in the coke until it's 1 kilogram?

    This should be GREAT for police officers. Just look for two story tall electronic kilogram machines to bust all the coke dealers.

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  28. Atom based mass standard by arestivo · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it be easier to define a kilogram like the mass of 'n' carbon atoms (or whatever).

    1. Re:Atom based mass standard by pubudu · · Score: 2
      Wouldn't it be easier to define a kilogram like the mass of 'n' carbon atoms (or whatever).

      Let's see. 6.022 x 10^23 Carbon-12 atoms (approximately) to 12 grams, so about 5.018 x 10^25 Carbon-12 atoms to a kilogram. Start counting, and don't let me catch you letting a couple Carbon 14 atoms slip in!

      We could easily define the kilogram by the number of Carbon-12 atoms it should contain, but then it would be a real pain to figure out if something weighed a kilogram to any great degree of accuracy.

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  29. For a second... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    I thought it said an "electronic kibogram". Make sure your measurements are correct or he who greps will git'ya!

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  30. Definition by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

    The gram is a measurment of mass, whereas the Newton is the measurement of force. Mass changes with gravity and something weighing 1 gram here would be significantly less on the Moon. Force, if I remember rightly is universal. Since 99.9999% of Slashdotters live on the planet Earth I would say that it doesn't really matter how much weight I would 'loose' simply by travelling to the moon.

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    1. Re:Definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess what? The strength of the Earth's gravitational field varies enough over the area that the Slashdotters live in to make 1 kilogram of mass have a measurably different weight.

    2. Re:Definition by japhmi · · Score: 1

      You have that backwards. Mass stays the same with gravity. Weight, is the force of gravity on the mass of our bodies. Something massing (is that a real word?) 1 gram here would be 1 gram anywhere in the universe. It may, however, weigh differently different places.

      The pound is a measure of force, the english system for mass is the slug.

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    3. Re:Definition by Professor+J+Frink · · Score: 1
      The gram is a measurment of mass, whereas the Newton is the measurement of force. Mass changes with gravity and something weighing 1 gram here would be significantly less on the Moon. Force, if I remember rightly is universal. Since 99.9999% of Slashdotters live on the planet Earth I would say that it doesn't really matter how much weight I would 'loose' simply by travelling to the moon.

      Not quite. The kilogramme is the unit of mass. The Newton is the unit of force.

      Mass is universal. You mass the same on Earth as on the moon as on Mars. Weight is a force. It's the force of the attraction between the mass of the body you're on (and I don't mean J.Lopez ;0) and your mass, ie gravity. Thus you weigh more on Earth than on the Moon as the gravitational attraction on Earth (and thus the force) is greater.

      This is why astronauts have to be careful in space with big objects; they weigh nothing and so it's very easy to pick them and move them about but they still have the same mass and so need the same amount of force to stop them moving, the inertia is the same; ever tried to stop a 1.5tonne car rolling? You could pick one up with your little finger in space (slowly) but it would still be as hard to stop moving.

      Of course there's still the old "is gravitational mass the same as inertial mass" but to any accuracy we've looked so far (and that's a lot of decimal places ;0) it is.

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    4. Re:Definition by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that correction.

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  31. Can somebody explain ... by MouseR · · Score: 2

    why, exactly, a kilogram [...] never weighs the same twice?

    1. Re:Can somebody explain ... by Spinality · · Score: 3, Informative

      why, exactly, a kilogram [...] never weighs the same twice? MouseR

      Presumably, because of engineering imperfections in the (mechanical) measurement devices, and perhaps also due to local variations in gravity, caused by tectonic forces, tides, etc.

      The bottom line is: weighing a physical chunk of metal is as poor a standard as measuring the length of a chunk of metal. We do better if we can relate these standards to invariant values derived from basic physics.

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    2. Re:Can somebody explain ... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2, Informative


      The simple answer: The environment.

      Its not just a matter of determining a fixed quantity of material. The machinery used to determine the measure is also affected by its environment. A room that increases its temperature by 1 degree is going to cause the spring to stretch that much further (or coil to conduct X more electrons).

      Also, the Earth does not exert gravity at the exact same force at all points on the globe at all times. Gravity is "currently" one of the forces involved in the measure of weight.

      Finally, the speed of the Earth's motion could produce some relativistic effects on the measure (although I'm not sure it would apply in this case).

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  32. I visited NIST and had it explained by dragons_flight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    IIRC the idea is to convert the standard of mass to a number of electrons accelerated by some well known voltage.

    The electrons since they are moving, produce a magnetic field which pushes against a well known reference magnetic field (which can be measured without concern for mass). This magnetic repulsion is used to balance a 1 kg reference mass against gravity.

    Since gravity produces acceleration independant of mass (ma=F=mg => a=g), it's also possible to measure the local gravity to a high precision by means of the acceleration with needing to know something's mass.

    Thus we have a way define mass in terms of a number of electrons (and a geometry of the path they take, technically) and other measured quantities which don't use mass in their standards.

    You could say mass is so many atoms of some reference substance, but how do you measure it? Since you can't first weigh it and extrapolate from there. Similarly volume would depend on temperature, structural arrangement, and other things. The people at NIST claim this provides a more easily reproducible method of defining mass. (Of course I'd rather just stick with the electronic scale or balance pan since these tend to be accurate enough for me.)

    1. Re:I visited NIST and had it explained by monkeydo · · Score: 1
      This magnetic repulsion is used to balance a 1 kg reference mass against gravity.

      And how do you measure your reference mass? It sounds like they are just reinventing the scale, not the kilogram.

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    2. Re:I visited NIST and had it explained by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      Sorry, I didn't explain that detail well, you start out using the 1 kg mass that's the current standard to figure out how many electrons are needed. Then you define that many electrons to be the kilogram.

      From then on if you need a highly precise measurement you can make kilograms my figuring out how much weight will balance when supported by be such and such current under these precise conditions. Alternatively you can find something's weight (and thus its mass after checking local gravity), by figuring what mulitple of the standard number of electrons are needed to balance it against gravity (everything else being the same).

      We just start out by picking a number of electrons which is equivalent in this frame work to the standard kg so that we don't have to go through and change all the other things we've measured in the past, but we consider this the standard cause now anyone (with money and time) can go out and build a machine to tell him exactly how much a kg weighs, and you don't have to travel out there to measure a special cylinder.

    3. Re:I visited NIST and had it explained by jareds · · Score: 1

      IIRC the idea is to convert the standard of mass to a number of electrons accelerated by some well known voltage.

      Yeah, but voltage is mass*distance^2/(time^3*amperage), so isn't it circular to use a known voltage? For that matter, doesn't the SI definition of one amp depend on the kilogram (as part of the unit of force)?

  33. When they're finished with the kilogram... by regexp · · Score: 2

    They can send it to me. It would make a nice paperweight and conversation piece, don't you think? And not just because of the value of the precious metals.

  34. Re:Problem with foreign scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ok, I didn't mean to insult you Brits.

    The fact is, however, that the most respected science publications in the world require the use of US english.

  35. voodoo... by twitter · · Score: 2
    Voodoo, it's good enough for government work and it's good enough for me.

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  36. Say again? by msm1th · · Score: 1

    NIST, those not-so-standard standards people, want to give up the hunk of metal they've been calling a kilogram, even though it never weighs the same twice.

    I think they would want to give it up because it never weighs the same twice.

    1. Re:Say again? by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

      Not "want to give up the hunk of metal...even though it never weighs the same twice", but "they've been calling a kilogram, even though it never weighs the same twice."

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  37. I hope... by eric2hill · · Score: 1

    I hope they invested in a UPS.

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  38. And we have a winner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the idea of a -standard-

  39. E=mc^2 by SEWilco · · Score: 3, Informative
  40. Comparing with what? by arestivo · · Score: 1

    I really find it strange that say that the standard mass doesn't always weight the same.

    Why do they think that is the mass that changed and not the machine (whatever they use) they're using to measure it that is innacurate. If they believe the machine is more accurate than the standard mass then drop it and use the machine.

    A standard must be something that you cannot argue about. If it weights different then ajust what you use to weight it. Because if you don't trust the standard them it doesn't fullfill any purpose.

    1. Re:Comparing with what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I really find it strange that say that the standard mass doesn't always weight the same



      I really find it strange you're able to figure out how to post comments.

      Mass != weight, imbecile!

      The same item has different weights under differents circumstances, but its mass is immutable.

    2. Re:Comparing with what? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2

      Weight is an acceleration experienced by objects with mass due to their attraction to other objects with mass. There is arguably no point on the entire Earth where there are no lava currents, continental drift deviations, or other disturbances that could change the amount of mass under need your feet, which would directly change the amount of gravity you experience, and therefore your weight.

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    3. Re:Comparing with what? by arestivo · · Score: 1

      So if it is a mass standard whats the problems with that. If you had a ruller that always measured 1 meter but constantly changed weight wouldn't it be good enough to establish a length standard?

  41. Two birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just send them a dictionary that "weighs" a kilogram and you kill two birds with one stone.

    1. Re:Two birds by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      Just send them a dictionary that "weighs" a kilogram and you kill two birds with one stone.

      It depends how hard you throw it at the aliens, whether they resemble birds, and whether there are at least two of them.

  42. Re:What? weight of carbon by jfmiller · · Score: 1

    To settle the debate,

    6.022e26 adoms of C12 is 1.200e1 grams

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  43. Keep these guys away from the greeting party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we'd have to throw them the mass standard
    Wouldn't we have to throw them a dictionary first?

    So far you have proposed greeting an alien race by heaving a kilogram weight and a heavy book at them. Some welcome.

  44. Rephrase the question by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

    "Sheeze, why not just define it as 1.498e20 atoms of carbon (or whatever number), and be done with it."

    No problemo - as soon as you figure out a practical method for counting out those atoms on the floor of your typical machine shop. 'Oops - dropped another one. Someone blow the oil off it NO NOT THAT HARD - damm, out the window'.

    If you define the number of atoms of a particular element to make up a kilogram, you've made a precise definition measure of mass.

    What is the practical concern if the physical reference measure is off by a couple thousand atoms (or has a range of error)???

    I find the idea "electrical reference measure" a fascinating idea; I just hope the gov't is not wasting millions of dollars trying to implement it.

    "Hmmm, space probe or electrical reference measure... Which do I choose?"

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    1. Re:Rephrase the question by Aaaaaargh! · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I find the idea "electrical reference measure" a fascinating idea; I just hope the gov't is not wasting millions of dollars trying to implement it.

      Well, under our current administration, practically any research not directly related to making Dick & George and their corporate masters richer, is considered waste. Anything that threatens their interests are downright garbage: alternative energy (fusion, solar, etc...), Kyoto Protocol, Nuclear & Coal Energy accountability (Let's limit lawsuits on the next Three Mile Island incident and continue to grandfather filthy old coal plants), and, Treaties. Treaties? Treaties?!? We don't need no steenking Treaties!

      Is it necessary science? Probably not, but it is interesting!

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  45. EKG? by Nater · · Score: 2

    ..an electronic kilogram...

    Sorry, the acronym EKG is already taken. Please try again.

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    1. Re:EKG? by TheMightyZog · · Score: 1

      Make that an eKG.

      Now please shoot me for using a lower case e in an acronym.

    2. Re:EKG? by Nater · · Score: 1

      Hey, at least it's not as bad as one of those cross-bred lowercase e/at sign thingies IBM likes to plaster all over their ads.

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  46. It's "its" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another illiterate Slashdot post bites the dust.

  47. Note: masses expressed in '01 Kilograms by ceswiedler · · Score: 2

    ...just like economists talk about the 1974 dollar as being a standard to refer to (when discussing values from different years, to account for inflation) I guess scientists will start having to use "dated kilograms".

    For example: "Pluto masses 1.203e12 Kg? Is that in 1993 or 2001 kilograms?"

  48. Re:The ultimate diet hack.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mass fool! Mass! "We all now lost 10% of our mass" and as a consequence: "We all now lost 10% of our weight"
    F=MA

  49. Because. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    That would be defining 'mass', not 'weight'.

    1. Re:Because. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point is???

      Kilogram standard is SUPPOSED to be MASS!!!

  50. The problem isn't definition. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    The problem is a practical one; they are trying to find an easier way to take something, and determine if it is a 'kilogram' or not.

    Balancing it against a reference weight is one way.

    What they are saying is, doing this electronically is more accurate and easier, using magnetic fields and measured currents and such rather than a classical balance.

    The definition of a kilogram of mass isn't going to change. They're just finding a better way to measure it.

    1. Re:The problem isn't definition. by guile*fr · · Score: 1

      Easier? needing a 2 story apparatus? :-)

  51. So close... by (trb001) · · Score: 1

    One last note: "I dream that it would be especially neat if the experiment didn't work as planned and we could prove that it was interference from an extraterrestial transmission of some sort.... Did I mention that I like science fiction?"

    Oh Doc, you had me until right here...now I think you may just be a quack. Someone should really have shut off the tape recorder on this interview about 20 seconds earlier.

    --trb

    1. Re:So close... by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with liking science fiction.
      Also, nothing says aliens wouldn't try communicating using gravity waves, which would definitely throw off their balancing act (after they've accounted for everything else, earth shifts, heavy construction equipment, whatever).

      Heck, I wonder if this setup could be used to improve measurements of the gravitational constant.

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  52. Re:Problem with foreign scientists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? You mean to tell me that there is another country outside of the one I live in? Now you're really pulling my leg!

    C'mon everybody knows that the United States is the only country and that we are the supreme elite hand crafted by the divine one in his own image. Everyone else is simply a bunch of subhuman under-evolved monkey-men!

    When the US says "jump!" The rest of the world asks "How high?" And we all know that these Anglo-saxons should go back to speaking their "own" language and leave the advanced English stuff to those whom god deemed worthy of speech, the United Statesmen!

    Everyone else is just pastry tarts compared to us, we rule, and all others must follow our trail eating up the feces and detritus that we leave in our wake.

    Oh yeah...SARCASM on BAY_BEE!
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  53. Re:Free Slobo! by Gonoff · · Score: 1

    He was legally arrested by the Serbian Police.
    They then legally sent him to face the charges.

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  54. Is there intelligent life out there??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello ? Anybody home?

    Reading the posts on slashdot is like listening to my grandmother talk about the reason mankind is doomed is because we went to the moon.....

    Anyone here actually know anything about metrology? It doesn't sound like it.

    This is the informed society? Good grief!

  55. Oh no, not again... by isomeme · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the postscript to the article:

    We'd like to know how you feel about an electronic standard for weight.

    That's odd, I don't understand how this question relates to an article about an electronic standard for mass. And before you flame me for nitpicking, let me remind you that Mars has some very expensive upper-atmospheric dust right now thanks to imprecise communication about units of force. Ordinary people can blithely confuse mass and weight without causing problems. Engineers can't, and this article appears in an engineering publication. When are we going to learn to be more precise about this sort of thing?
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    1. Re:Oh no, not again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably sometime after you manage to get laid for the first time.

    2. Re:Oh no, not again... by isomeme · · Score: 2

      Well, yes; clearly at least 21 years after. :)

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  56. The decline of the technologists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sigh... Reading these responses fills me with doubt about the future of computers in general since half the people posting are posting with ignorance of the simplest physics concepts that should have been learned in Grade 10 science class. Maybe these posters are drop outs? Or maybe they think they are hot IT people because they installed linux a few times?

    I predict that software design (open source and closed source) will decline further as too many unknowingly ignorant people make decisions. More crashes, more bad designs, more strange problems.

    You are on your way to becoming a Pointy Haired Programmer!!! Stop and question yourself before you post!!!!

    1. Re:The decline of the technologists by bartle · · Score: 1

      Sigh... Reading these responses fills me with doubt about the future of computers in general since half the people posting are posting with ignorance of the simplest physics concepts that should have been learned in Grade 10 science class.

      The problem appears to be that so many Slashdotters think they learned all about this stuff in Grade 10 science class and thus feel like they understand enough to comment on it. There are so many posts pointing out the difference between weight and mass that I really think this is the case.

      I predict that software design (open source and closed source) will decline further as too many unknowingly ignorant people make decisions. More crashes, more bad designs, more strange problems.

      Bah, that's an overreaction. Slashdot has a computer focus and most of its users are from the computer industry, I think it's impressive that there are as many scientifically astute people here as there are.

      It would be nice if people would refrain from posting in topics that they don't understand. And really the moderation system breaks down in this case because the moderators can't figure out who knows what they're talking about. But it still works well enough in general, because those of us who know a little about the topic can see past the moderation points and find the quality posts, and the rest of us will realize that there is too much conflicting information to be reliable.

  57. derive measures from physics constants by peter303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The ultimate goal is to derive all measures from
    the fundamental constants of physics.
    The two most popular are "c" the special of light
    and "h" Planck's quantum of action.

    A recent Physics today suggests a using
    E=mc^2 and E=hv, where v is a frequency.
    Frequencies are the most accurately measurable
    item in the universe, at a current accuracy of
    one part in 10^19. So the proposal is to choose
    a "kilogram frequency" that precisely defines
    the kilogram. There is already a "meter frequency"
    that precisely defines the meter length in terms
    of light velocity. And a "second frequency"
    which some frequency count close to an astronomical
    second.

    The least well-known constant is the gravitational
    constant, measured only to four decimal places.
    The probably is instrumental error, because
    everything pulls on everything else.
    At least twice in the past decade someone has
    proposed changing the law of gravitation because
    of funny measurements, but every time an
    experiment error was found. The constant "G"
    doesn't fit into many physics equations,
    so it isn't as easy to bootstrap equations
    as for the other constants and measurement units.

    1. Re:derive measures from physics constants by mikey573 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't a frequency-based mass standard require a mass-to-energy or energy-to-mass conversion? That is not very easy to do. For mass-to-energy, we would need a perfect conversion to energy of a sample of mass, which is not easy to arrange in an experiment. As for energy-to-mass, we can only produce trace quantities of mass from electromagnetic waves that are in the range of cosmic rays in energy, a very costly thing to do. It would be interesting though if a series of precise energy-to-mass conversions could be done on a large enough scale to make one kilogram of some substance.

      Despite these difficulties, I agree this methodology is probably the best standard, since frequency (or essentially the practice of counting) is the most reliable basis of a standard.

      Just don't have me do the counting. I skip numbers. :-)

  58. NOT "circular" by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1
    The meter is defined as "the length of the path traveled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second."

    Similarly, the kg could be defined as "the mass of 4.32415234895 x 10^33 protons (or whatever -- pulled that number out of you know where).

    There's nothing "circular" about that definition at all.

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    1. Re:NOT "circular" by aozilla · · Score: 2

      Similarly, the kg could be defined as "the mass of 4.32415234895 x 10^33 protons (or whatever -- pulled that number out of you know where).


      How is one supposed to accurately count 4x10^33 protons without allowing them to be bound into an atom (which decreases/increases the mass).

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  59. You're not communicating ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And in space, 1 kilogramme (s)till weighs one kilogramme"

    No, it doesn't "weigh" on kilogram. It "is" one kilogram, but it "weighs" much less, due to reduced gravitationl force.
    You almost made a good point but screwed it up with lazy communication.

    1. Re:You're not communicating ! by Dastardly · · Score: 1

      Just the imprecision of language when explaining precise concepts. The accurate description is probably "And in space, 1 kilogram still has a mass of 1 kilogram."

  60. This doesn't get rid of the reference mass! by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    This new apparatus is a very elaborate, and I'm sure very accurate, way to weigh their reference mass -- but the reference mass is still right at the heart of it. So how is this a fundamental change in the definition of the kg?

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    1. Re:This doesn't get rid of the reference mass! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You're slightly missing the point. The advantage of this device is that you can generate a reference mass then check it exactly against the numbers - not against another reference mass. You'd be able to make a reference mass, throw it away, and then make another one that is exactly the same as the previous one was at the time it was created.

      I work for a national standards lab (not NIST, one in the old world), and the hoops people have to jump through to keep those reference kilos at exactly the right temperature, in exactly the right atmosphere, is ridiculous.

      We've all got reference kilo's, and every year or so the top bods from each country go and compare them with "the" reference kilo in France. And every year, they're more and more different.

      The electronic kilo isn't really new news - as you can see, NIST have been on it for decades, and so have most of the other high-tech nations.

  61. The kilogram by Traicovn · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it is fairly acurate. I'm not sure destroying it completely is a good idea, and I don't mean that it should just be put in a museum or something. It would be kind of creepy if someone was able to slowly 'change' the national kilogram. I guess I could see the next level down going electronic, the ones they distribute, but the national kilogram, which they only use something like two or three times a year to check out the duplicates/make new ones should remain I think. Heh. I can just see someone 'hacking' the National Kilogram, talk about a weight-loss program I like ;)

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  62. +1 Insightful on the MQR standard by MarkusQ · · Score: 1



    ...this new high-tech thing that actually measures mass. It's called a beam balance...

    In the spirit of free-as-in-chaos, I have instituted my own private moderation system. You get +1 Insightful for this. You're right, of course, but not many people would spot the distinction.

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    1. Re:+1 Insightful on the MQR standard by room101 · · Score: 1

      Thanks dude. That is pretty clever/funny.

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  63. not to be redundant, but by option8 · · Score: 3, Informative

    "NIST, those not-so-standard standards people, want to give up the hunk of metal they've been calling a kilogram, even though it never weighs the same twice."

    of course it weighs different every time, it's a standard kilogram, which is a measure of mass. the weight of the Kg will differ as gravity differs - which is a fun little trick having to do with the mass of the earth and the nearby celestial bodies.

    the whole point of the new measuring device is (basically) to more accurately measure the force of gravity on the standard mass - by doing some magic with a magnet keeping the whole thing in balance. this is really just getting at a better measurement of gravity than anything else.

    the crux of the situation is that the only standard for a kilogram is the actual lump of platinum itself. other things, like the standard second, are based on fun stuff like exactly how many times a cesium atom vibrates at a particular temperature. it might be fun to try and define a kilogram as Exactly This Many platinum atoms and be done with it, but that's kinda tricky for the moment.

    it might be a better "standard" to accelerate the "standard" mass at a "standard" rate and measure the forces. say, by swinging the thing around in a calibrated centrifuge at whatever we're calling one Gee. then you can get to the bottom of the whole "weight" issue (in terms of newtons, i suppose).

    besides, unless the standard mass is made of something that's decaying (radioactively - it's not like they'd make the thing out of, say, beef), it'll be pretty much the same mass for quite some time. it's just those nitpickety scientists at the NIST (on which i read a very interesting article recently, i believe in National Geographic Magazine) who want it to be defined in terms of something that will never change

    and secondly, since when is the NIST "not-so-standard"? they are the national frickin' institution for the damned things, so they should be an authority on the subject...

    1. Re:not to be redundant, but by Jage · · Score: 1
      Kg... kelvingram!

      I finally have to open my mouth on a topic that's been annoying me for a long time in slashdot -- unit correctness or more like lack of it.

      Please *please* remember 'K' stands for kelvin and 'k' for kilo. Also that 'M' is for mega and 'm' for milli.

      Also, stop talking about file sizes / transfer speeds that are sized in millibits (mb) or kelvinbits (Kb). That's just plain wrong! 'B' usually stands for byte and 'b' for bit. A byte is 8 bits. Please remember this, because 8-fold error is quite bad.

      That's all. Thanks for listening.

    2. Re:not to be redundant, but by steveha · · Score: 2

      [the standard mass will be] pretty much the same mass for quite some time.

      Suppose it isn't. Suppose an anti-metric-system terrorist manages to shave a chunk off the standard kilogram and swallow it. What then?

      The basic idea of making a reproducable standard is a really good idea. Right now, the US has a standard kilogram that is a careful copy of the master standard kilogram, but how can we be completely sure it's an accurate copy?

      I'd be interested, once they get the new standard sorted out, to have them check the US standard kilogram and see to how many decimal places it is accurate.

      steveha

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  64. Slugs? bwah ha ha! by Pope · · Score: 2
    Slugs (and the Imperial conversion of physics thereof) are the reason I dropped my aeronautical physics class.

    Gimme SI any day!

    And Taco, WTF is the "postersubj compression filter?" Why can't you just explain in plain English what the fuck you do or do not like in the comment boxes?

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  65. Can't use volts to define a kg by yerricde · · Score: 2, Informative

    The new standard is going to be "the ammount of mass properly balanced by XXX volts and YYY amperes in the referenced system."

    SI standards based on absolute numbers (as opposed to chunks of metal) include the second (9192631770 ticks of a cesium atom) and the meter (the distance light travels in 1/299792458 second). But you can't define kilogram in terms of volt or ampere because they're already based on the kilogram. A volt is one watt per ampere. A watt will raise a 1N weight at 1m/s, while a newton will accelerate a 1kg mass at 1m/s^2. An ampere is the current in two parallel wires 1m apart that produces 2e-7N per meter of length. Therefore, defining a kilogram in terms of a volt or ampere would be circular (unless NIST skillfully arranges the equation to solve for kg); NIST must define its new version of the kilogram in terms of the second and meter.

    Sources include NIST's current definitions.

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  66. Buncha science sissies by rho · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's a guy on the corner what can measure out quarter and half ounces with amazing consistancy... dunno why they have to go to all that trouble, when they could hire this guy cheaper.

    Betcha if scientists were wont to shoot NIST people if their measurement vehicle was wonky because NIST's dumbell was off, you'd see some pretty accurate measuring going on over there...

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  67. Get Rid Of It! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should all be using proper measurements, anyway: pounds and ounces. Not this Euro sissy crap.

  68. The real goal by Dastardly · · Score: 1

    The onoe thing the article doesn't mention is the real goal which is what is causing a lot of confusion. The real goal is to be able to calibrate all measuring devices against some common standard. The current standards that I know of are:

    1) The length of a second as defined by a certain number of oscillations of a Cesium atom.

    2) The standard for a Volt (probably related to the charge on an electron) I don't know this one.

    3) The standard for mass. (i.e. that hunk of metal)

    From these three things and some phenomena based on physical constants (speed of light...) all other units can be referenced. The experiment described in the article pretty much defines the mass standard in terms of the volt standard. So, instead of having 3 standards whose accuracy limits the accuracy of all other standards. There will be only two, and any work to improve the accuracy of a second and the volt will improve the accuracy of all standards.

  69. Electricity Rules by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something my friend and I were talking about. It feels like experimental physics is almsot entirely electronic these days. Almost every single property in the lab is inevitably measured electronically, then that voltage/current/whatever is converted into whatever it was that you wanted. I guess it's only natural that they'd try to take away the last non-electronic measurement.

  70. Standard kilogram by jea6 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The mass of the platinum-iridium bar is always 1 kilogram. If you don't beleive me, compare its mass to that of the standard-bearer platinum-iridium bar. If it is the same, then the mass is one kilogram.

    This reminds me of when a previous physical-object based basic measurement standard was updated, the meter. Instead of being "one/ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the north pole along a meridian through Paris" (http://www.surveyhistory.org/the_standard_meter.h tm), the measure was eventually (after a couple of rounds of revisions) standardized to be the distance light travels, in a vacuum, in 1/299,792,458 seconds with time measured by a cesium-133 atomic clock.

    When people asked if it was the measurement that was being changed, the answer was no, just the precision and accuracy that we can replicate the measurement.

    Same goes here, the sea-level weight of 1 kg of mass is not being changed, just its precision and accuracy.

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    1. Re:Standard kilogram by throx · · Score: 2

      Following up on this, given that we know the relationship between mass and energy (E = mc^2) for rest mass, doesn't the problem for a definition of mass become a problem for the definition of energy (given that the value 'c' is fixed)?

      So, define the energy of a photon from the above caesium clock and you've then defined the kilogram.

      ...or am I missing something?

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    2. Re:Standard kilogram by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're missing a standard unit of energy, which right now is based in part on the kg.

    3. Re:Standard kilogram by throx · · Score: 2

      Yep - that's exactly what I'm saying. If you define a standard unit of energy (pick a photon - any photon) then you implicitly end up with a standard definition of mass.

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  71. sorry I can't resist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Of course, you americans will have to convert from pounds to kilograms or vice versa to be able to use such a thing.

    1. Re:sorry I can't resist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see, America is big. Very big; it goes from coast to coast (unlike Europe, for example). Our mile is bigger because the country is bigger. In fact our mile is more than 1.6 times as large as a kilometre. It reflects that fact that this is a big country and therefore we need a bigger mile. Why can't foreigners understand that? Most foreigners have never been to America so they don't know how big it is.

  72. Re: What to do about M'ass... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    still, the best (only?) way to measure mass is by weighing it.

    Whether it is gravity or some other force, you are still applying an external force and measuring the difference in the object at hand with a standard.

    The speed of light, as far as we can tell, is unvarying. It makes a perfect tool for measuring time and length. The light emitted by Cesium oscillating between two excitation states is pretty constant, and not dependent on variances. If you excite Ce to State A, and your excitation energy (freq) drops below that, it's gonna drop back to state B, emitting light at a given frequency, that is not altered by gravity or temperature (and, by the way, that light, due to interferometry, makes an insanely accurate measuring stick). Great.

    Mass... Hmm... The only way we have of measuring mass is by moving it, or comparing the movement of one thing with another. The "electronic" device proposed just looks like a more accurate balance scale. One hasn't really defined in terms of an unwavering physical property what a test mass should be.

    Why not the deflection of a test surface by a mass, since we can optically measure the flatness of a surface to insane amounts? We can verify the "flatness" of a surface differentially and yet establish its flatness independent of the device measuring it, and with laser interferometry, we could optically detect any changes to to minute deflections, no?

  73. Alright, fine by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Then how about defining the kg as "the rest mass of 2.1421235313 x 10^29 deterium atoms" (or whatever). That gets around your concern about whether to use the bound or unbound proton mass.

    Point is, it can be defined in this manner, and it's not a circular definition.

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    1. Re:Alright, fine by aozilla · · Score: 2

      My main point was regarding the feasibility of using that as a reference. Transitions of cesium atoms or whatever the second uses is easy to measure using an atomic clock.


      In any case, we already have a similar definition. "The mole is the amount of substance of a system which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon 12." I guess it would be sufficient to simply pick a particular fixed number near 6.02x10^23 to be exactly equal to a mole.

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  74. The whole point. by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    sure we can define a Kg as X number of X element's atoms. but we cannot use that standard. (How exactly do you count out X number of atoms?) what they are trying to do is make a standard that is actually useable. The standard for time and length are actually useable. the standard for volume is actually useable. the standard for mass is not useable and has needed a replacement for decades.

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  75. Re:Just a different way of measuring it by Mononoke · · Score: 1
    they call them scholarships b/c for the most part Athletes are at the top of the GPA scale as compared to their non-athlete friends.
    On what planet? If that's so, why are GPA requirements lower for athletic 'scholarships' than for academic scholarships?

    remember that a MUCH higher percentage of athletes stay in school, graduate on time, and stay out of trouble...
    Than what?

    the only reason you hear about athletes in trouble is b/c they are at the front of media attention...
    ...because they are in trouble, typically.

    I suggest you change your sig before you make yourself look like a bigger asshole.
    I suggest, Mr. Roehl, that you take your resume (and that awful photo) offline before flinging insults.

    If you don't like my opinion, I really don't care.

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  76. I'm now sooooo confused, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much does a kilogram weight?

  77. I Love Quantum Mechanics by Paradox+!-) · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "We asked Dr. Steiner where he expected the Electronic Kilogram to "go." He replied, "Consistent results from experiments like this could show that quantum and atomic theories are correct and consistent. Or not. "

    Let's redefine a kilogram to add more uncertainty to the pursuit of science! ;-)

  78. BBC - ATTN: Complaints department by keytoe · · Score: 1
    Dear Sir,

    While I appreciate your candor in bringing scientific news to the British public, I must complain about the following misleading comment:

    The late Dr. Dick Deslattes said something like, "If we ever have to communicate from afar with ET aliens..."

    While it is obvious that we have mastered the art of communicating with the dead, it should not be difficult speaking with aliens or other silly people. Our resources would be better spent on hypnotizing bricks, building salons on Mount Everest and confusing cats.

    Sincerely,
    J. Edgar Hoover
    Deceased

  79. Global Engineering can eat me by blair1q · · Score: 2

    These are the wanks who own the government contract to extort hundreds of dollars from anyone wishing a copy of a standard developed by the government.

    They get rich selling the public its own property.

    They can go pound sand.

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  80. Re:What? weight of carbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not true... There is no fixed number given to the mole, that number varies with respect to the kilogram, which varies with respect to that block of metal.

  81. wet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my day we didn't have water. we had to take some hydrogen and oxygen atoms and pound them with our fists until they turned into water

  82. Radioactive Decay? by CatKnight · · Score: 1

    maybe the mass of the cylinder changed because some elements in it are radioactive, and by decaying reduced the mass?

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  83. Volts and amps are kilogram-based, but... by yerricde · · Score: 1

    The experiment described in the article pretty much defines the mass standard in terms of the volt standard.

    Except a volt is a watt per ampere, and a watt is N*m/s, and N = kg*m/s^2, making a volt a kg*m^2/s^3 per ampere. Now an ampere is the current in two long thin parallel wires 1 m apart that produces a force of 2e-7 N, and again N = kg*m/s^2. This is where it starts to go over my head, but I can see that dividing this out cancels out the kilograms, leading roughly in the direction of the experiment.

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    1. Re:Volts and amps are kilogram-based, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also note, ampere is fundamental to mks system, but is not to cgs system

    2. Re:Volts and amps are kilogram-based, but... by Dastardly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are right, I should have said Coulomb which is charge which is what I really meant. (It has been a while since physics.)The flaw in your calculation is that we don't want kg to cancel. So, if you changed amperes to Coulomb/s which is the real definition.

      Then, volt = kg*m^2/s^3 per Q/s

      Then, kg = volt*s^2*Q/m^2

      So, as long as you have another standard for volt based on charge and time and the speed of light. Then, all measuring devices could be referenced against a charge standard and time standard.

      Does that work?

  84. Energy depends on mass by yerricde · · Score: 1

    with a known amount of energy.

    The energy unit (joule) depends on the mass unit (kg), as 1J = 1N*m = 1kg*m^2/s^2, where "kg" represents the mass of the old kilogram in France.

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  85. the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by abde · · Score: 2


    the "mole" is a CONSTANT which is a separate animal entirely from "units" and "quantities"

    your analogy is flawed... constants are hybrid entities which in the end must be defined in terms of a unit. that's why the definition for mole is "some integer related to the definition of a kilogram"

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    1. Re:the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by aozilla · · Score: 2

      The mole is not a constant, it is a unit. In fact, it is one of the 7 SI base units. See here.

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    2. Re:the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by pubudu · · Score: 2
      The mole is not a constant, it is a unit. In fact, it is one of the 7 SI base units.

      You're right, but I think he meant that Avogadro's number is a constant, not a unit. According to your BIPM link>:

      The mole is the amount of substance of a system which contains as many elementary entities as there are atoms in 0.012 kilogram of carbon 12.

      How many atoms there are in 12 grams of C-12 is a constant, which must be measured empirically, and thus cannot form an "idependent" basis of mass. Of course, we could define Avogadro's number to be exactly 6.022 x 10^23, or just 6 x 10^23 (the math is simpler, and isn't that what SI units are all about?) and say that however much that many atoms of C-12 weighs is 12 grams, but who'd want to count them?

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    3. Re:the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by abde · · Score: 2


      thank you, thats what i meant to say, i was indeed talking about Avogadro's constant, not "mole"

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    4. Re:the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by aozilla · · Score: 2

      How many atoms there are in 12 grams of C-12 is a constant.


      No. If you define a kg as the mass of a certain object, and the mass of that object changes, then the number of atoms in 12 grams of C-12 also changes. If something changes, it's not a constant. Yes, you could define Avogadro's number to be exactly 6.022x10^23, but if you do that you have to either redefine the mole or redefine the kilogram. Presumably you would keep the definition of the mole and remove the definition of the kilogram, as defining Avogadro's number would in effect define the kilogram. Now you have the problem that your definition of the kilogram is essentially useless, since it's virtually impossible to count 6.022x10^23 atoms of C-12. We'd be better off with the definition we have now.


      Ultimately scientists are trying to get a definition of the kilogram more like that of the meter or second. Something with a measurable integer or reciprical of an integer. At that point Advogadro's number will be a constant, but if it's turns out to be an integer we've probably discovered a brand new formula that was never discovered before.


      SI units used to be about simple math, but more recently coming up with measurable references has taken precedence. I don't even think a cubic cm of water weighs a gram any more, actually I'm almost certain it doesn't. Close, but not exactly. Advogadro's number will probably wind up with a similar fate. Close to 6.022E23, but not exactly.

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    5. Re:the "mole" is not a unit, or a quantity by pubudu · · Score: 2
      No. If you define a kg as the mass of a certain object, and the mass of that object changes, then the number of atoms in 12 grams of C-12 also changes. If something changes, it's not a constant.

      If something changes, it is not constant; it may well still be a constant. The value of constants may change as we improve empirical measurements or as the behavior to which they're tied changes (as the strength of the electromagnetic force changes, when it for example becomes distinct from the weak force, its constant changes). Constants are not variables in equations; they may be variable in real life.

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  86. no sir by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2

    nickels, dimes and quarters are accepted units for such things.

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  87. The kilogram has already been defined by Flakeloaf · · Score: 0

    People, what's the density of water? Is it not one kilogram per litre? One of the reasons this definition was chosen is because water is available to even the most ill-equipped of chemists! Certainly ET would have access to a fair quantity of it.

    Water has a molar mass of 18.016, meaning that one mole (6.0221367 X 10^23) of water molecules has a mass of 18.016 grams. Get the little green men to divide the 1000 grams in a kilogram by 18.016 to whatever degree of precision they wish, and have them assemble that many moles of water. Call it a kilogram. End of problem.

    (My admittedly imperfect monkey-man calculations tell me that 3.334 X 10^25 water molecules has a mass of approximately one kilogram)

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  88. I prefer to think of him as a Mad Scientist. by mbauser2 · · Score: 1

    We don't have enough good old-fashioned Mad Scienists in America anymore. If we don't do something to increase the ranks of Mad Scientists soon, we're going to fall behind Europe in the Mad Science Race.

    Fortunately, I have no doubt that Dr. Richard Steiner will make a fine example of an American Mad Scientist. According to his biography, he's devoted the last seven years of his professional life to replacing a hunk of metal with a hunk of metal surrounded by a two-story high machine! Even the project's name is brilliant in its silliness. Imagine meeting this guy at a party:

    You: So, what do you, Richard?
    Richard: I'm building the ELECTRONIC KILOGRAM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Igor, fetch me a drink!

    Mark my words: In ten years, he'll be swinging from a balcony on the side of the Electronic Kilogram screaming "At the Academy, they called me mad! Mad? I'll show them!", as superstitious anti-Metric villagers storm the lab.

    I, for one, feel better about America knowing we have men like Richard Steiner and his colleagues on the job. After all, even cold fusion and Raelian clones pale in comparison to the might of the ELECTRONIC KILOGRAM! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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  89. Re:Just a different way of measuring it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  90. What about the meter? by wayneagreen · · Score: 1

    So they finally attacked the kilogram, but what about the meter. When is there going to be a change to the meter bofore the physical meter is changed drastically by cosmic particles, degredation, etc...?