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.au's Reclusive Administrator Elz Deposed

Disco Stu writes: "The Sydney Morning Herald has the following story: 'The reclusive programmer Mr Robert Elz has lost control of Australia's domain name system to a private-sector body after the Federal Government rejected his request for the Government to take over the custodianship instead.' I've had to wait months for this guy to get around to approving domains in the past ... but I still can't decide if this is good or not." Sounds bad to me -- or at least Elz sounds good, principled and unconventional.

180 comments

  1. .au? by ferrocene · · Score: 1

    does this incluse all the .au domains?

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    1. Re:.au? by pompomtom · · Score: 1

      Yes, I believe it does.

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    2. Re:.au? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      One option would be for Australia to start from scratch with the .as domain name, and relinquish the .au domain to Austria, as drafted in this proposal.

    3. Re:.au? by chenwah · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could explain why you think Australia or Austria should adhere to some document published by a department of a foreign government?

      As far as i know Austrians call their country Österreich, so why would they want to use .au anyway?

      .

    4. Re:.au? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and while we're at it, the USA can change theirs to .us

    5. Re:.au? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't seem like anything to do with domains. Just the US ignoring international standards, (yet) again...

    6. Re:.au? by jxxx · · Score: 1

      Agreed. This is English speakers subordinating
      the rest of the world.
      Thankfully there were no strange suggestions for France.

    7. Re:.au? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2

      Oh, yeah -- I can just see trying to get all Australians and Austrians who already have nationalistic domain names to switch over to a new suffex! One of my former employers is relinquishing it's old Domain name next month. They started hounding customers to switch their email addresses almost 2 years ago (they're an ISP). They are STILL fighting to get people to switch.

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  2. Privatised? What a huge bloody surprise! by pompomtom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Asking THIS federal govt to take responsibility for something which could be flogged off to some mates... you've got to be pulling my chain!

    Deposed by reason of insanity perhaps.

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  3. Australia and the internet. by qwerty123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aussie seems to have some wierd internet policies. First the pass big brotherish computer laws that basically allow computer spying, and now the refusal to maintain the .au domain system. I think this improper management of the internet gives greater calling for some global standards.. ones better than ICANN

    1. Re:Australia and the internet. by memyselfandmyhand · · Score: 1

      > First the pass big brotherish computer laws that basically allow computer spying

      Just like USA (you do know what Carnivore is dont you?), and the UK, and russia, and china, and probably most countries.

      >and now the refusal to maintain the .au domain system

      It's being controlled by a commercial entity, to maintain it better (at least we dont go around thinking we are so good we dont need .au and take over .com like the US did, giving away domains on a first come first serve basis with no regard to trademarks)

    2. Re:Australia and the internet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      at least we dont go around thinking we are so good we dont need .au and take over .com like the US did

      "Take over"? How about "create"? Cut the fantasy history.

    3. Re:Australia and the internet. by GByte+Me · · Score: 1

      Actually its my experience that whilst slow. Registering domain names in the .au space is handled much more thoroughly than in the .com or .org or .net space. You actually have to prove you are a commercial entity to get a .COM.AU, you need to prove you are non profit to get .ORG.AU, and .NET.AU only goes to networks. Its a huge ammount of work to enforce these rules which have completely gone by the wayside in the TLD managed by *commercial entities*. We should be saying "thank you!" not "thank god..."

  4. domain disputes by Hadlock · · Score: 0

    so as the article puts it, they're going from an *inefficent* means of domain name admin. to a much more efficent and government-regulated....

    so maybe i missed the point, but there doesn't seem to be any signifigance to this post...almost too obscure for even slashdot....or does this mean that there'll be an easier time dealing with domain-name disputes, or is that handled by another party altogether (melborne judicail system?)?

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    1. Re:domain disputes by KITT_KATT!* · · Score: 1

      I think the question is whether they have the right to take the authority away from Elz.

  5. given the track record... by mj6798 · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    Given the apparently poor track record of the Australian government on Internet, privacy, security, and free speech matters, it seems hardly surprising that they would hand off control of the .com.au domain to a private company, and that they wouldn't let anything interfere with that decision.

    But, then, does it really matter much anyway? .com.au doesn't seem like prime internet real-estate anyway and there are more TLDs on the way, as well as numerous "slightly used" .com domains.

    1. Re:given the track record... by TheVet · · Score: 3, Informative

      I always thought Melbourne IT controlled .com.au anyway. Elz controlled the other domains in .au like .net.au, .org.au.

    2. Re:given the track record... by M@T · · Score: 2, Informative

      But, then, does it really matter much anyway? .com.au doesn't seem like prime internet real-estate anyway and there are more TLDs on the way, as well as numerous "slightly used" .com domains.

      It matters a whole lot in the courts when it comes to trademark protection etc. As happened with the etoy/etoys saga, what would you rather be? An Australian company going up against a US company in a US court, or an Australian company going up against a US company in an Australian court?

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    3. Re:given the track record... by kimba · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, Melbourne IT was granted a 5 year license in 1996 to run the registrar services. It is currently controlled by auDA, previously by Robert Elz. You can see the delegation of authority for .au on page 7
      of the .au technical report.

  6. Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by dustpuppy · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I've talked to several web hosting companies in Australia who have hosted various websites that I have designed and which have involved .org.au domain name transfers or creations and none of them have ever had anything nice to say about Elz.

    The words: obstructionist, rude, arrogant, overbearing (and others that are unprintable) have all been used to describe Elz.

    Whatever people may like to think about Elz and his policies (some of which were good), the fact of the matter is that the Internet is not (and hasn't been for several years) a private little network which can be run by an academic with no connection to the real world.

    Whether we like it or not, the Internet is an essential tool for many businesses, organisations and people - it is completely unacceptable that it could take months for register a .org.au.

    As far as I am concerned, and I'm pretty sure anyone who has had to liase with Elz would agree - it's a case of good riddance.

    1. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      obstructionist, rude, arrogant, overbearing - you've just described Network Solutions!

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    2. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by anthony_baxter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      *sigh*

      Yet more crap about Elz and .org.au. kre's had a fairly clearly defined policy about .org.au for a long time now, but it's still a common sight to see someone whining because "I need to get eleetdudes.org.au for me and my mates and kre won't let me. Waaah".

      Or the folks who don't follow the instructions and expect someone to clean up after them.

      No doubt we'll now see org.au turn into the same sewer as .org, .net and the like.

    3. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by jsse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't you bad mouth Elz. He singlehandedly save the face of Australians, in his honorable act of keeping sex.au from being used by any erotic business.

      You can see how nasty sex.au would sound and to what extend Australia's image would be damaged if this domain name is being used.

      But now I'm sure sex.au would be hitting another high bid in the auction....

      (ok, I'm just kidding, but there's really no one owns sex.au)

    4. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by nathanh · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Whether we like it or not, the Internet is an essential tool for many businesses, organisations and people - it is completely unacceptable that it could take months for register a .org.au.

      And businesses should register a .com.au like all the other businesses, using their Business Registration Number that all Australian businesses are required by law to have.

      The .org.au domain is for non-profit organisations and Elz has never promised miracles with .org.au. Reasonable requests are usually granted within a time frame that non-profit organisations can accept.

    5. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, the problem is that he is, as others have noted, extremely tedious to deal with.

      He rarely responds to email and no every problem is with a .org.au -=> why do you think linux.conf.au has not been registered?

      I put the initial request in during March. It is now August. You do the math.

    6. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by gilmae · · Score: 1

      no, i would not agree. I've never had any trouble with him at all. For every single domain request I've made (.com.au's, not .org.au), its taken less time to get the domain than it does for the clients to work out what domain they want.

    7. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by meridian · · Score: 1

      on the few times i have had to register .au names i have been only inconvinienced by my own lack of ability to ensure the domains i were attempting to register were correctly in place and that the business reference numbers i were giving were given in their entirity in the correct forms. unfortunately the correctness that is required is much greater than that which is needed at networksolutions.com. This is to his credit. Once my servers were propagting the domain and my forms were filled in correctly it usually takes but a few hours before my application is sucessful not everyone who has had to deal with registering .com.au domains etc think he did such a bad job

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    8. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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      Dear Customer:

      Re: < ALLYOURDOMAINSAREBELONGTOUS.COM >

      Network Solutions, Inc. ("NSI") has received a request to transfer your domain name from NSI to another Registrar. This is to notify you that the transfer request has been approved by NSI and was sent to the Registry for processing.

      Please contact REGISTRAR@NETSOL.COM if you have any questions.

      Sincerely,

      Registrar Change Group Network Solutions, Inc.
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      Screw the InterNIC...er Network Solutions... er... Verisign.


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    9. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on. Elz was the worst kind of public servant. One who held all the power, took none of the responsibility and worked only when he felt like it and only on those tasks which he personally approved. Registering a domain with Elz as a business was a damn nightmare - trying to be an ISP virtually impossible without his rubber stamp. I was involved in one of the first ISPs in Melbourne way back when and we could do nothing until Elz got off his arse.

      Maybe the American-style free for all is a good thing to avoid - or maybe it's inevitable. In any case, all Elz really accomplished was to hold back Australia's internet development by a few years.

    10. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anthony, please set up a private network open only to those who promise never to even think about money while online. Advertising will be banned, as will non-ASCII email. Gopher should be permitted, but not WWW. In fact just build yourself a time machine and live forever in 1992, it will make you so much happier.

      If they don't follow the RULES they get what they deserve - NOTHING! Vee must haf ze rules!!!

    11. Re:Yay - about bloody time he was deposed! by pixel_bc · · Score: 1

      (ok, I'm just kidding, but there's really no one owns sex.au)

      Wait a week.

  7. you left out... by pompomtom · · Score: 1
    Given the apparently poor track record of the Australian government on Internet, privacy, security, and free speech matters,


    ...social justice, taxation, welfare, indigenous relations, Liberal party corruption....
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    1. Re:you left out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you implying that if other parties are corrupt then its ok for the liberals to be as well ?

      Good righteous stance that is, liberals are gone for all money next election anyway, anyone would be better than libs.

    2. Re:you left out... by bigchris · · Score: 1

      ...the "clever country", the "recession we had to have", "no child will live in poverty by 1990"...

    3. Re:you left out... by pompomtom · · Score: 1

      "Clever country" tch!!!

      What backward thinking... now we have the "knowledge nation"....

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  8. Don't jump to conclusions. by Tsian · · Score: 1

    Don't be too quick to crucify the governments actions. Just because Elz may have had some good policies, doesn't mean this change will be bad. Especially if it speeds up the assigning of domains. Face it, we can't really regulate who gets a domain anymore... besides, do we really want to? That would seem rather elitist of us...

    Also, it is quite possible that this company will do good for the .au domain, so lets not judge until we see some results... then we can raise hell... I promise ;)

  9. Good thing by matrix0040 · · Score: 1

    comeon it's insane to leave a domain to the whims of a man. yeah he's served them well til now, but that was when the thing was small .. now you need to get things organized and leaving it to the whims of a man isn't the way to do it.
    This is a step in the right direction.

  10. email address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone have an email address for this fucker so I can email and wish him good riddence.

  11. Why Elz was bad for Australia by dustpuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

    After reading Timothy's comment, I realised that he has no idea why Elz is detested by people who need to register or transfer .org.au domains.

    Let's face reality, the Internet is no longer a simple little network which is a curiosity. For many business/organisations/people, it is an essential part of their operations.

    The problem with Elz is not so much his policies, but his attitude and response times. It often took a couple of weeks for a .org.au transfer to occur ... if Elz felt like it ... sometimes it could take months. And if you got into an argument with Elz, you could forget about anything happening to your domain request for months and months.

    And if it was a once off case, people could turn a blind eye to the problem - but it wasn't a once off case. Ask anyone who actively has to deal with Elz on a regular basis and you will most likely hear a story of frustration and irritation.

    So, ignore the high moral ground that Elz has staked out by refusing to profit from the IPO of MelbourneIT - frankly I couldn't care if he did or not - the real reason Elz is detested is because as the domain administrator for .org.au, it is his responsibility to provide a certain level of service - he didn't do this and is therefore a hinderance to the further development of the Internet industry in Australia - good riddance Elz.

    1. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by Kryptonomic · · Score: 1
      For many business/organisations/people, it is an essential part of their operations.

      As if that somehow legitimizes the attempt by the corporate world to choke the free movement of information in the net and make it more like a cable tv with informercials with which you can buy (buy, buy!, BUY!!!) stuff.

      Who gave them the permission to take over an academic/military born free network and turn it into a commercialized wasteland with nothing but ads and pay-for-access content?!

    2. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was more the ineptness, really. Elz won't be missed. Sorry.

    3. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by purplemonkeydan · · Score: 3, Funny

      Who gave them the permission to take over an academic/military born free network and turn it into a commercialized wasteland with nothing but ads and pay-for-access content?!

      Uhh ... the US Government?

    4. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      It's called the market, moron.

      The academic and military internet still exists. Except nobody uses it (just like nobody used it back in the good old days)

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    5. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by dorzak · · Score: 1

      The academic military internet still exists, and is STILL used by a great many people. In many cases it also carries some of the commercial traffic that you seem so proud of.

      As for people not having used it in the past. I have used it since 1990. (Yes, that would be before Al Gore invented it.) I can remember quite a large and vibrant community on the net. The same community which gave birth to your precious Open Source software.

      What was the two worst milestones for the internet?

      1) When it became no longer illegal to play internet games like MUDs from Oz. I have not personally dealt with Elz, but he sounds like many of the obstinate Australians I have had to deal with admining MUDs.

      2) When http was developed. I would much rather see slashdot as a text file I could download via ftp. Or perhaps telnet into it.

    6. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You and all the other internet users did, when you registered hits on their web sites and shopped online. It's called free enterprise, and it's the reason we don't line up to buy bread. Delete the spam, close the pop-unders and quit your whining. Your name is even suspiciously close to a best-selling novel, hypocrite.

    7. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      You are unique. Very, very few people had even heard of the internet in 1990.

      You sound like a grumpy old man whose private club has been overrun by the dirty and commercial public at large.

      Your "large and vibrant" community consisted solely of computer science, engineering and math faculty and students, combined with a few defense contractors.

      After all, why should the public, whose millions or billions of tax dollars built the internet be able to enjoy the many advantages that it offers.

      Go to your favorite pub and drown your sorrows about the wane of text files and archie. Maybe the barman will care.

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    8. Re:Why Elz was bad for Australia by nfras · · Score: 1

      Have you any idea what you are talking about? .org.au domain names are not for businesses. They are registered free on behalf of non-profit organisations. The vast majority of non-profit organisations do not need domain names registered within a couple of days. With Robert Elz gone, I would not be surprised in auDA charged for .org.au or just deregulated them, being a bigger disservice to non-profit orgs. If you are a company and want service levels, get a .com.au, pay for it and get it quickly, leave .org.au for the non-profit people.

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  12. At last! by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 2, Offtopic
    goatse.au !!!

    At least its a little more appropriate...

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    1. Re:At last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI, the .cx domain is Christmas Island - which just happens to be Australian.

      Sorry, they got there first :/

    2. Re:At last! by yobbo · · Score: 1

      a little more appropriate for... asstralia? /end bad pun

    3. Re:At last! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      ISTR reading that the goatse guy is actually from Perth, Western Australia... in a thread about a week ago on /.

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    4. Re:At last! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He surely can't be American, or he would have an online store selling little goatse.cx action figures, and would have done the talk show circuit a few times already.

      Actually I'd buy a goatse.cx pencil sharpener - what a conversation piece!

    5. Re:At last! by kubrick · · Score: 1

      He surely can't be American, or he would have an online store selling little goatse.cx action figures, and would have done the talk show circuit a few times already.

      Actually I'd buy a goatse.cx pencil sharpener - what a conversation piece!


      +1 Funny... -1 Disgusting... must be a difficult choice to make -- glad I don't have mod points ATM :)

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  13. K is for ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ke...

  14. Robert Elz, my god, why didnt you start a company? by BrookHarty · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This guy did the whole .au domain authority without making any money? He should of started a business off the get go. The best way to make the rules is to be the one in power, and now he is force to hand the keys to the kingdom over to IANA.

    The SMH link was down, check out the Australian IT news site out.

  15. Kinda offtopic but... by selmer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Am I the only one that's unable to view comments with the archived stories?? Ever since /. switched to banjo archived stories appear with no comments whatsoever.

    1. Re:Kinda offtopic but... by theevil1 · · Score: 1

      wow i guess i haven't looked at any archived stories lately, but no you're not alone here.

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    2. Re:Kinda offtopic but... by theevil1 · · Score: 1

      doh! well i guess that's what i get for posting drunk.

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  16. Sounds good to me by brainboyz · · Score: 1

    On the web, everything is speed-of-light compared to old business ways. Why should anyone be stuck waiting for some guy getting around to accepting their registration? Now it'll sure be faster to get a domain!

    I'd be mad too if it took months just to get a tripod or geocities account.

    1. Re:Sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why should anyone be stuck waiting for some guy getting around to accepting their registration? Now it'll sure be faster to get a domain!

      Yeah... deregulation and privatisation is the only way to go if you want better and faster service. Just look how smoothly the UK railways work now years after the privatisation.

    2. Re:Sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ``Yeah... deregulation and privatisation is the only way to go if you want better and faster service. Just look how smoothly the UK railways work now years after the privatisation.''

      I can't speak for UK railways, but privatisation couldn't make CityRail (Sydney's metropolitan heavy rail service - fully operated by the NSW State Government) any worse than it already is - the privatised monorail and light rail (tramways) services are infinitely superior to CityRail (but alas are limited to the Sydney CBD and inner-suburbs).

      As for Robert Elz - as someone else has already noted, the problem is not Elz's policies but his attitudes and response times; essentially when you agree (even voluntarily!) to provide some service you also accept a moral responsibility to provide that service for the good of all in an objective and consistent manner - Robert Elz was openly subjective in his maintenance of .au and did not care whether it benefitted people or not.

      As was noted elsewhere, it did not matter if you had followed his rules or not, whether you had a legitimate claim to a domain or not, if Robert did not like you or disagreed with you on even the smallest of points, he'd purposely set about obstructing your registration of a domain. Even the registrars of other Australian started adopting Elz's rules and practices which makes the whole matter worse! Is it any wonder that Australian universities, who have every claim to .au domains, have been forced to start registering in TLD's such as .net (and yes, it was because of obstructionist behaviour)?

      Good riddance, kre - your time has come to an end.

    3. Re:Sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, at least they're better than the American ones :)

  17. It's a big world now ... by attempt · · Score: 1

    The key point seems to be this quote -

    >> ICANN said that as Internet names increasingly had commercial value, decisions could not be made on an ad hoc basis by individuals that were not formally accountable.

    As a starting position, that seems fair enough. Whether the new regime conforms to the "formally accountable" requirement is not clear to me.

  18. From the article: by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ICANN said that as Internet names increasingly had commercial value, decisions could not be made on an ad hoc basis by individuals that were not formally accountable.

    Well if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. What was ICANN's reason for now allowing the TLD iii? "It looks too difficult to pronouce." And who exactly is ICANN accountable to? Well...oh yeah, that's right no one.

    Give me a break. When was the last time there was a problem with the way this guy was running things? When was the last time you read a story about some lame cybersquatting issue from AU? I don't think I've ever seen one. And, to close with another adage...if it isn't broke, don't fix it.

    - JoeShmoe

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  19. You are missing the point by Tensor · · Score: 1

    He might have been all that ... but as to YAY ! i'd wait and see if you end up with the aussie equivalent of Network Solutions.

    Companies can be MUCH worse than a single human could possible be (well, maybe not in M$'s case ...), i think that was the reason they were invented in the first place :)

  20. Thank christ for that by G-funk · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Domain registration / administration in australia sucks. I'm happy about any change in who's in charge, it'd have to be really shitful to be any worse than Elz. Apart from the attitude, and delays that have been posted about here by others, the .au policy is downright terrible. You can't have any domain that's in the dictionary, or any suburb name as listed as having a postcode in the white pages. This basically means that no businesses can get their own name, making domain names redundant since you can't as easily guess them, and it's harder for clients to remember something that's not very similar to your business name, or just too damned long which is the approach many australian businesses have taken.

    Now if we could only do something about the BAS.

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    1. Re:Thank christ for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Domain registration / administration in australia sucks.

      I'm sure it sucks even more in Finland. Here you can't get a .fi domain unless you are a corporation or an officially registered entity (like a party or a club). Furthermore, they can refuse your application if they think that, for instance, the club you want to register a domain for does not have a "publicly acceptable" policy.

      This means that if you want to start a grassroot movement for, let's say, legalising pot or criticising a political party, you most likely will not be granted a domain name.

    2. Re:Thank christ for that by G-funk · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it sucks even more in Finland. Here you can't get a .fi domain unless you are a corporation or an officially registered entity (like a party or a club). Furthermore, they can refuse your application if they think that, for instance, the club you want to register a domain for does not have a "publicly acceptable" policy.

      No, we have that here as well. Well not the publicly acceptable part, but all it takes is a couple of people complaining anonymously under the censorship laws and you're pulled with (afaik) no recourse.

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    3. Re:Thank christ for that by cynthetik · · Score: 1

      Sadly that is exactly what will happen - it will get worse. Elz's methods were draconian but at least he was consistent and not in the pocket of big business a la ICANN.
      With the governments record on this sort of action it will initially be handled by business partner (read family member) of the minister responsible. After this proves to be totally incompetent it will be transfered to Telstra and the fun will really begin.
      My biggest problem with Elz's reign as administrator of the .au was the virtual impossibility of registering .com.au if you were a sole trader (pretty common for IT consultants) - it was easier to go .com.

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    4. Re:Thank christ for that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of this has ANYTHING to do with Elz

      Elz has only been handling .org.au for a long while.
      he WAS (afaik) responsible for large portions of .au's policy, but we also have a lot less nonsense domains and cybersquatting issues than elsewhere. and Melbourne IT/CCA do a pretty damn good job. IMO.

  21. Disco Stu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Disco Stu does not advertise...

  22. ICANN and ccTLDs by anthony_baxter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given the fights between ICANN and the ccTLDs about funding, isn't there a conflict of interest in ICANN being able to review the appointment of ccTLD managers?

    1. Re:ICANN and ccTLDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahhaha.

      That's hillarious.

      But remember, don't feed the trolls!

      "I gave 'im a dollar!"
      "God damnit woman! You give him a dollar, he'll think ya got more!"

      -enneff

  23. I don't see how this matters by The+Ultimate+Badass · · Score: 0, Troll

    Even austrians have come to despise the .au domain. No self-respecting web host is willing to deal with sites in that domain, and this has been reflected in the unwillingness of users visit .au sites. I, for instance, have never visited that domain.

    Everybody knows that austrian culture is decadent and decaying, like all european countries.

    Austrians are just wannabe germans who can't get it together to build a decent car, and buckled under when Hitler sneezed in their direction. I don't care what happens to their pathetic domain, and neither should you.

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    Denial isn't just a river in Italy

    1. Re:I don't see how this matters by Marcus+Green · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fascinating though your comments on Austria are, this thread is not about Austria, it's about Australia.

    2. Re:I don't see how this matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, mod up now or I'll puke all over your shoes.

  24. Good 'ol Elz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I work for a mediocre telecommunications company in Australia. I have had many a drawn out phone conversation with Mr. Elz regarding the abnormally long process of registering anything inb the .au domain that hasn't been given to a company to look after. (INWW, Connect, etc). I will give him this, he is extremely good at making his lack of performance seem completely damn reasonable and in fact, every body elses fault. Ten points for the pretencious so and so.

  25. hello! that's AUSTRALIA... the one with kangaroos by Technodummy · · Score: 2

    *rolls eyes*

    is it really to hard to read the posts?

  26. oops by Technodummy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    is it really to hard to read the posts?

    maybe it is, it's far too hard to type...

  27. MODERATORS! by The+Ultimate+Badass · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The above poster has abused his +2 bonus to post an off-topic comment. Mod him down NOW!

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    Denial isn't just a river in Italy

  28. The reason is coz no-one can get a domain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason you don't hear about problems is because it takes months and months to get a domain so it ends up that no-one has an .org.au domain to cybersqaut!

    1. Re:The reason is coz no-one can get a domain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullshit. mr troll

      There was no waiting period for me.

      Sounds like your just a troll, you obviously dont know what your talking about.

    2. Re:The reason is coz no-one can get a domain! by JoeShmoe · · Score: 2

      So he needs to pick and assistant, or a couple of them. If no one is faulting his decision-making then he seems like the right person to choose a replacement/supplement.

      I don't see the value in bringing a for-profit enterprise + ICANN bureaucracy into it. If one guy has been doing it since 1986 it can't possible require more than two or three.

      My point was that from what I can tell, it seems that the cure is worse than the disease. What good is getting that domain right away if it gets taken two weeks later by some big corporation that considers it a trademark violation and has the money to drag you through a long drawn-out arbitration process?

      To me, the decision to privatize/ICANNize the .au domain seems a choice between being ruled by an understanding and benevolent monarch or by democracy where only businesses got to vote. Not being Australian, I had no idea what the former is really like, but I know what the latter is like and I can't imagine anything worse.

      - JoeShmoe

      --
      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    3. Re:The reason is coz no-one can get a domain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There was no waiting period for you, so there surely could never have been a waiting period, or any kind of problems for anyone else either?


      Funny thing is, I've been reading dozens of comments about mr. Elz being rather difficult to deal with, to put it mildly. If all goes well, it probably goes well. If not... here we go down the shit creek without paddles.

  29. meta comment. by Error27 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think if you link to old slashdot articles you should link to the part with all the comments.

    so instead of linking to:

    http://slashdot.org/articles/99/12/19/0729248.sh tm l
    you should link to:

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/12/19/0729 24 8


    This makes it easier for those of us without karma to copy and paste one of the +5 insightful comments to the current discussion and thereby gleaning a little karma for ourselves. Or instead the insightful comments, someone could link to this comment and get modded +1 funny. ;P

    1. Re:meta comment. by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      The .shtml links are archive-safe; they'll never get broken until slashdot gets broken.

      The article.pl links *will* die after a few weeks. Using the .shtml links makes this post a bit more future-proof.

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      ± 29 dB
    2. Re:meta comment. by Error27 · · Score: 1

      Actually, slashdot is using an updated codebase so that's not true anymore.

  30. Please read the report by kimba · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd suggest you read IANA's report which is a lot more comprehensive than the media reports.

    The news article says it is a private-sector body, but it is an open body formed of stakeholders including domain registrars, users, and Internet organisations (e.g. the Internet Society and Electronic Frontiers are on the board).

    I am on the board of auDA, elected as a user representative. I am not from a registrar or any commercial interest. I can say that everyone has the best interests of .au at heart and I think this is a very positive move.

    auDA's plans for .au are already available on the Internet and were formed through open public processes earlier in the year. The primary result will be competition in the domain registration area. Currently the domains under .au (com.au, net.au) etc are run by parallel monopolies, but this will be opened up to a competitive environment under the plan. The competition report is here.

  31. Quality versus Difficulty by ColdGold · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to speak in support of Mr Elz.

    I am Australian and I share a company with my wife. We use .com instead of .com.au because the au was just too hard to get. My wife owns the company but we wanted a different name because the company has changed in nature (from dtp to web animation). The registered name didn't suit.

    Anyone can have a .com. It is bloody hard to get a .com.au. You have to show company papers and everything. To have a .au is a sign of respect in Australia and I think that it should stay that way. It is only because of Robert Elz that this exists. Now that he is gone we are going to see names like sexsexsex.com.au and godownonyourgoodtimebuddy.com.au. Terrific...not!

    You don't live in Australia (mostly) but it is important to us to be proud and do things right. We make mistakes and our government (all parties fellers) does everything to make us seem like mental midgets. We still want to rise above our politicians and rise above our organistations who are a bunch of sycophants. Want to contribute as an equal partner to the world knowledge despite our IT organisations and despite our politicians.

    We think that we belong in the larger world but the people that we would have respected forty years are the ones who make us a laughing stock. Australians stand proud by the acts of individuals and are ashamed by the people who represent those individuals.

    Thank you Robert Elz. We respect what you have done and are grateful for your legacy.

    1. Re:Quality versus Difficulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For an Australian, you sound like a Russian. Thankyou, Comrade Commissar.

    2. Re:Quality versus Difficulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What crap!!!

      That's like saying street names should only be noble and elegant names.

      URLs are just street addresses for websites. Who cares what they are as long as they are not abused by cybersquatters.

      If you don't like sexsexsex.com.au, don't go to that URL!

    3. Re:Quality versus Difficulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you ashamed at being such a pathetic sycophant? Seen a film called "Life of Brian"? In one scene there's a hairy guy hanging on a wall in a jail, you should take a close look.

      "Massa Elz was right to treat us badly - we didn't deserve a domain name"

    4. Re:Quality versus Difficulty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      difficulties?
      I tried to register an org.au domain name last year, I knew that alot of people have had difficulties doing so. At the time I prepared a document that spelt out exactly what we wanted through in a copy of my organisations consitutions and any thing else that showed that we realy were a not for profit organisation.

      Then I waited. It took all of 6 hours to get registered and up and running. I was quite surprised! This is alot better serivice than im used to receiving in australia.

      Its sad that now im sure ill have to go through some lengthy beuracratic process.

  32. you just described government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    covering up incompetence with anger, hostility and diversion towards someone else (whether passing the buck or just simply saying "thats not my department"). But then again, what do 1000's of years of history know? I'm sure the laws of the universe will simply change over night so that I can better justify my position on life. So lets get enough of us together to make it 'legal' to force our wills on others, then we can all pat each other on the back and say it was 'for the children' while we are beating people for "...their own good"

  33. What about the guy at the end? by ColdGold · · Score: 1

    Try telling the person in charge of the company for whom you are doing the site that a com.au site is going to cost four times the price of a com site when what he really wants is a com.au and wants to pay a com price.

  34. Hear hear! .elz! by Snowfox · · Score: 2

    If Mr. Elz no longer has the .au domain, I say he should get .Elz to rule as he pleases! All those for, say ".Aye!"

  35. Oh come now by Pope · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Fully a third of posters here can't even tell you the proper plural of the word "virus," and now you're expecting them to tell the difference between two countries with the first 5 letters in common? You might as well ask them if they know the difference between Kansas and Arkansas!

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  36. .org.au domains are currently free thanks to Elz by maffew · · Score: 1
    There's nothing I could find on auDA's website about how they plan to manage .org.au when they get their hands on it. Indeed, it's still not clear how long it will be before the switch. I imagine that they will introduce charges for .org.au domains.

    Asking for .org.au domains has seemed like a bit of a lucky dip with Elz, and my experience agrees with earlier comments that sometimes he's prompt (2 weeks), and sometimes your request goes into a black hole.

    But anyone in a real hurry could get .org or .asn.au or something if they had the cash.

    Robert Elz handled .org.au for free for all these years, and many non-profits were able to get their own domain name without the cost and hassle of startup and annual fees.

    Thanks Mr. Elz!

  37. Canada had same situation, got better by ctrl-alt-delete · · Score: 2, Informative

    Canada had a similar arrangement as Australia it would appear, with registrations happening through a guy at Simon Fraser University. Things could be very frustrating registering .ca domains; many people just gave up and went .com. Anyway, eventually they shifted control to a .com arrangement (more deregulation, really) and things are now very easy to register .ca. So I think the Aussies will find that this is a good thing.

    1. Re:Canada had same situation, got better by JediTrainer · · Score: 2

      It wasn't too difficult to register a .ca domain name, if you knew which buttons to push.

      I registered 2 of them. Basically, the requirements were:

      1 - You needed to have a trademark registered or some other proof that the name you're registering resembles your business name

      2 - Domain name cannot be the name of a city/province/territory (ie: cannot register toronto.ca)

      3 - You needed to have a presence in multiple provinces to have a .ca-level name. Otherwise, your domain would fall under the province code's domain (ie: mydomain.on.ca if I'm in Ontario). If you are a tiny little business with presence in only one city, then you had to take the city name with it (ie: mydomain.toronto.on.ca).

      It wasn't THAT hard... and yes, I did manage to get a .ca domain (without city and province in it), and it only took 2 weeks (because yes, the requests were reviewed by hand). The bonus for putting up with the red tape was that the whole thing didn't cost you a penny - the domain names were free. Now, sadly, they are not.

      --

      You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.
    2. Re:Canada had same situation, got better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction:

      The registrations were done by Mr. John Demco at the University of British Columbia and not Simon Fraser.

      Mr. Demco was also the one who helped create the new commercial system unlike .au where it was ripped from them.

  38. Melbourne IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the politicians were sick and tired of seeing their Melbourne IT shares sink to absolute lows while Elz sat around with his thumb up his ass.

    Just goes to show you... when it comes down to "principle" vs. money, money wins.

    It really is the only best and worst eventuality.

  39. Network ban check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check check network check subnet of ip banning

  40. Hmm by Now15 · · Score: 1

    As an Australian and a domain name owner, I can say that I've been pleased with the way domain name registrations have been run so far. We're one of the few (the only?) country to have any sort of business name validation on our business domains (.com.au and .net.au).

    And we're the only one who's had a community domain that has been protected from big business (.org.au).

    If any of this changes, I'll be severely disappointed!

    Simon Wright

    --

    Computers are useless: they can only give you answers. -- Pablo Picasso
  41. Re:Robert Elz, my god, why didnt you start a compa by Goonie · · Score: 2
    Because Robert Elz doesn't give a toss about money. Amongst other things, the guy wrote bits and pieces of BSD Unix, and could have walked out of his job at Melbourne University at any time in the last 20 years and earned many times the franky lousy salary he receives there.

    I've met very few people for whom money *really* doesn't matter at all to them. kre was one of them.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  42. Cheers, kre. by spankfish · · Score: 1

    Thank you for putting principles before profit.

    I salute you.

    (on a side note, I wonder if this means I'm gonna have to start paying for my domain goth.org.au?)

    --

    NO TOUCH MONKEY!
    1. Re:Cheers, kre. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but you are going to be beaten for being a pathetic, cosmetic-wearing, depression-loving goth. Why is it that goth women are all as ugly as a bucket full of assholes? It's because goth men (technically that's the correct term) like to be miserable.
      Hopefully some company will buy goth.org.au, like maybe Revlon, at least then the images will be a little more palatable. Reducing goth pollution on the net can't be a bad thing.

  43. Too bad he put personal power before principles. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fail to see how being a petty control freak is any better than being money-hungry. Good riddance to him.

  44. Bad Thing! by Macfox · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not one post has bothered to note Elz served the Aussie internet for FREE for many years without credit.

    While his .org.au nazi like policies and repsonse times upset a lot of ppl, it did get the job done.

    You too would have the same attitude to idiots who go full-house into an advertising campaign only to forget about securing a .org.au domain, then hiring Melbourne IT students to sit outside Elz's door day after day demanding it be done NOW, till he delegates the domain. What would you do? Where does it stop? These are the ppl/orgs he has had to deal with over the years on a regular basis.

    Anyone who took the time to realize this was a free service, showed a little courtesy and got their nameservers setup correctly the first time got there domain delegated on time.

    It's a real pitty Senator Alston and his Liberal government cronies have failed to keep the .org.au namespace in responsible hands. auDA will never be able to provide the same service Elz has. Sure they claim to be non-profit, but that's also how the .com.au space started, which has now degraded into a $ driven "if you have enough money, you can get any domain regardless of the policies" domain.

    So before anyone else decides get on the "BAG Elz wagon", take a minute to think why the .org.au was managed in the way it was.

    Rob.
    www.area51.org.au

    --
    Area51 - We are watching...
    1. Re:Bad Thing! by Morden · · Score: 1
      ...then hiring Melbourne IT students...

      Melbourne IT has students for hire? I can't see any of them here at my desk...

      Please, get it right. Melbourne IT is NOT Melbourne University.

  45. MOD ORIGINAL UP!! by illtud · · Score: 1
    The Austria/Australia troll is an ancient classic from the glory days of AFU.


    Kids these days... grumble, grumble. Read the original post again and use your brain.

    Doesn't anybody read for comprehension round here?

  46. Re:Robert Elz, my god, why didnt you start a compa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not true. You can't just walk out of an insular environment like academia and into enterprise, Elz has shown for many years that he has no idea of what a deadline is. He could walk over the the faculty of English and ask for the definition but I doubt he knows where it is. Your assertion that money doesn't matter to him just proves the point.

  47. Confusing .org.au with .com.au by free!arrow · · Score: 1

    You are confusing separate issues here. The .org.au domain is the only one affected by this change. I too have been on the receiving end of a long wait for a simple domain redelegation. As other posters have said, the critical factor here is that for whatever reason the service being provided was inadequately slow.

  48. Re:Robert Elz, my god, why didnt you start a compa by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    Trying not to troll, but let him have 4 kids and a mortgage, and money *will* matter!

  49. "Down Under" by dmccarty · · Score: 1

    Did anyone catch that the story was posted in the from the rug-out-from-under dept? Heh, from "down under"--no pun intended.

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  50. Re:.org.au domains are currently free thanks to El by wilko11 · · Score: 1
    The company I work for provides free support to a .org.au. Recently they had to switch ISPs in a hurry because their old ISP went belly up (the 0% telephone company). In defence of Robert Elz, the redelegation was done quickly (completed in about 1 day) however we didn't know if it would take a day, a week or a month. I think all concerned would have rather paid say $200 per year and had a guaranteed level of service rather than the uncertainty.

    You get what you pay for.

  51. MODERATORS: YOU SUCK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord forbid somebody disagrees with you fags.

    maybe you should read the moderator guidelines.

    http://slashdot.org/moderation.shtml

  52. Good riddance, I cry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Elz was a bad public face for the Internet in Australia. He was also, from speaking to several web hosting types, slow, obstructionist and unprofessional.

    One oft heard complaint was that if you wrote Elz a mail asking how a registration was proceding ( as you waited months and months... ) he'd immediately shuffle it down to the bottom of the pile. Paranoia? Possibly. But it seems plausible given his general demeanor.

    And you wonder why so many Australian companies and organisations have their domains just in .com. ( or, even worse from my purists perspective, .au.com ).

    So long, Elz.

    QES.

  53. auDA = semi gov org, kre is good bloke news at 11 by ajv · · Score: 2
    Disclaimer: I'm on the auDA Competition Panel.

    Truth: auDA is not a private body. It is a government institued body, funded by (well, this bit needs to be worked out, as per Southpark's "1. Underpants 2. ? 3. Profit!")

    kre, despite the incredibly long times it takes him to register .org.au, is actually a good bloke if you've met him. He's active in NetBSD development, and has a fair enough reason to dislike the media, as blatent unresearched and unprofessional misrepresentations like this prove.

    However, it is time to move on. munnari served Australia well, but now its time to have technical standards, high availability, consumer and privacy protection. auDA, through the names and competition panel have made these changes. kre had the opportunity to do so through his agreements with the various registries, but didn't. auDA will be forcing the issue.

    auDA has gone through two (and a bit) very open, accountable and public processes to determine what's right for the future. I think if you read our reports, the membership of each of the panels, how auDA's board is constructed, and contrast them to the kre way, there's a lot of change, but not a lot of philosophical change. But where there is change, it is for the better.

    For example, we recommended:

    • stringent privacy and consumer protection at all levels of competition
    • high availability by the registries
    • strong protection against domain squatters (particularly those in bad faith) as well as stamping out bad practices that NSI have been known to get up to (ie keeping expired domains from the available pool)
    • ... the list continues ...

    Read our reports to find out what we've changed. The executive summary is fairly accurate in each, so it shouldn't tax you terribly.

    Unlike most of you, I've had the chance to have lunch with kre, and he is no ogre. I publically thank kre for his stewardship of .au and the fostering of the Internet in Australia. But I also think it's time for .au to move into modern times.

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    Andrew van der Stock
  54. Re:Robert Elz, my god, why didnt you start a compa by Doc+Roy · · Score: 1
    OK this is what I remember of my history of the internet in australia.

    Elz worked (works?) for a university in Melbourne and was involved in creating the first internet connection into Australia and hence all of the .au extentions. Because he works for the uni they are owned by the uni. But for a while Elz was in control of all of the .au extentions and getting a domain registered was Really slow.

    Then the uni decided to create a seperate company to handle the domain registering. They are called Melbourne IT and hold a monopoly over all .com.au .net.au etc. Elz remained in control of only .org.au

    This is why .com.au etc is so expensive, and .org.au is so slow to be registered.

    This is my understanding of what has happened. I suppose I should now read the article and see what they say.

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    Everything I am today I owe to people, whom it is now to late to punish."
  55. Re:.org.au domains are currently free thanks to El by maffew · · Score: 1

    I agree there's often a tradeoff between money and performance.

    However, .org.au is for non-profit organisations. There are hundreds of non-profits in Sydney who are completely volunteer, and run on budgets of $1000 a year or less.

    $200 a year for a domain is a lot of money for them.

    Yet because .org.au is free, and because http://www.cat.org.au is grungy and volunteer itself, we've been able to host many .org.au websites.

    http://www.green.net.au is in a similar situation.

    So, if some large non-profits want to pay $200 for an instant response, good for them. But please let there be a cheaper option (with slower response times?) for smaller non-profits, or they will not be able to afford domains at all.

  56. DEPARTURE OF ELZ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The departure of Elz is just another inevitable step in the progress of the Internet. The days are gone when the Net was an academic toy or the instrument of a few dweebs using 286s. If you want to be able to buy things over the web, and have a professional standard web you can't rely on one person. Last week's furore about Joe Gutnick and defamation on the web also reveals the tension betwen old time net users and the general public. For some the net is supposed to be free of any restrictions, a wild frontier where you can do anything you want, flame, hack and stuff around for your jollies- a place in other words distinct from the rest of the world. Well the net isn't that anymore, too many people need it, too many people use for too many things. We all have to face up to the fact that the net will have rules, commerce, and restrictions. If a private company can deliver the goods, more power to them.

  57. Re:.org.au domains are currently free thanks to El by wilko11 · · Score: 1
    Fair comment. The amount was just a number I typed off the top of my head. I think it would probably be a good idea to require the new org.au service to provide a free service level.

    One of the major problems with Mr Elz was the extreme variation in service levels. I can appreciate that he was carrying out this work as a volunteer but as many other posters have pointed out the Internet has moved on from a situation where "it will happen sometime" is good enough.

  58. In Australia you must be a business too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Australia you have to be a business to get a .com.au domain. This means jumping through about a million hoops.

  59. Re:.org.au domains are currently free thanks to El by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't afford $200 as an organization for something as simple as a domain, you need to fire (even if you're not compensating) the fundraisers for your group - a group of kids in my neighborhood can raise that in a couple hours doing yardwork.

    Of course, it is California, where a glass of water seems to run you about a buck...

  60. Re:hello! that's AUSTRALIA... the one with kangaro by bungo · · Score: 1

    No, you're wrong.

    I went there skiing (in Innsbruk) last winter, and I didn't see a single kangaroo.

    And I drove there through southern Germany, so at least I should have seen some along the way if
    they existed....

    ... oh, of course the Alps could be a bit too high for them to jump over, which is why they don't
    make it into Germany.

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    "The best part? I became an ordained minister while not wearing pants." -- CleverNickName
  61. ICANNWatch.org essay on .au transfer by Froomkin · · Score: 2
    I've written an essay on why this decision sets an awful precedent that will be exploited by ICANN. It's called, How ICANN Policy Gets Made (II).

    It will be interesting to see if any australians challenge this action by filing an ICANN reconsideration request during the next

    --

    I have a blog.

  62. I'd love to see that car... by Technodummy · · Score: 2

    if it could drive from Australia to southern Germany... or any part of Germany

    1. Re:I'd love to see that car... by bungo · · Score: 1

      I'd more like to see a kangaroo which could jump over the Alps (in one jump of course) - a grey wouldn't be able to do it, but maybe a red could if it had a nice tail wind.

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      "The best part? I became an ordained minister while not wearing pants." -- CleverNickName