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Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine

Adler writes: "A man has pleaded guilty to to 'handling' the stolen Enigma machine in the UK. Its a short piece, but says that some vital parts of the machine are still missing. A longer BBC News piece is here." You may remember when this was first stolen, then held for ransom, then recovered -- this is the mopping up part.

155 comments

  1. Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    that I've posted first?

    Only time will tell.

  2. He would have gotten away with it ... by ez76 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If only he had wrapped it in a better conundrum ...

    1. Re:He would have gotten away with it ... by Iammadmak · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      True dat...

    2. Re:He would have gotten away with it ... by Alsee · · Score: 0, Funny

      How can voicing your agreement with someone be considered offtopic? Seriously, what is wrong with you people and your moderation points? I can't wait to see you assholes in meta moderation.

      I couldn't agree with you more Anonymous Coward. Metamoderating him down is too good for him. Whoever moderated the post -1 offtopic should taken out and SHOT.
      He should have moderated it as -1 redundant.

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    3. Re:He would have gotten away with it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like the moderators missed the invisible Sarcasm tags on that post.

  3. If only... by BIGJIMSLATE · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...he could've stolen U-571 before the audiences were forced to watch that crap.

    I'd have to give him a medal if he did that. ;)

  4. Where the missing bits are by MarkusQ · · Score: 2, Redundant
    I predict that the missing parts will be found wrapped in a riddle.

    -- MarkusQ

    1. Re:Where the missing bits are by thejake316 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Best post ever.

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    2. Re:Where the missing bits are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moderators today/tonight have NO clue on how to MODERATE and did not read the FAQ that they should read before they moderate. I'm posting this as AC so can't hurt my karma points. Hehe

    3. Re:Where the missing bits are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. If you really believed in your cause, you'd be willing to sacrifice your precious karma for the cause. As it turns out, you're nothing but a sniveling whiner, whose very words carry no weight.

  5. Turing would be turning in his grave ... by srealm · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the US government now demands that a backdoor be put into this World War II relic ... it WAS considered 'strong' encryption in World War II anyway ...

    1. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by heliocentric · · Score: 5, Informative

      As the US government now demands that a backdoor be put into this World War II relic ... it WAS considered 'strong' encryption in World War II anyway ...

      But how strong? Wasn't the enigma made for banking communications and then adobted by the military? Everyone knew back when the banks used it that there was the flaw that pressing a letter on the keypad would never result in that same letter being in that same place in the cypher text, but I don't thinks it a major leap of faith to assume the banking industry didn't expect several governments would work hard to attempt to foil the scheme...

      And furthermore, Turing didn't make the machine, or even have any impact on the design - turing was in the position the US gov is - trying to break down the ecryption. If you went up to Turing at a point when he was deeply stuck on something and asked his feelings about having a known backdoor, what would he say?

      (note: I do not support the US gov in the area of wanting backdoors, but I don't think unresearhed complaints against it is appropriate either)

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    2. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by Looge+Over+All! · · Score: 0

      You didn't even understand the original point, why do you think we would have any interest in the effluent of your thought processes concerning something you just don't get?

    3. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by nexex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, isn't this man now a circumvention device, better get the DMCA outta the holster!

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    4. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you went up to Turing at a point when he was deeply stuck on something and asked his feelings about having a known backdoor, what would he say? "

      From what I understand, Turing was a big "backdoor" man.

    5. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by Alsee · · Score: 0

      I understood what the original point was supposed to be, except it makes no sense considering in the case of the enigma having a back door in it would have been in turing's interest you silly wanker.

      No, the post makes no sense to YOU because as Looge said, you didn't understand the original post.

      Turing's first reaction to learning of a backdoor in Enigma would be absolute joy. The next thing he would have said would have been "I hope nobody on our side is stupid enough to have a back door on any of our codes".

      Hey mr. thesaurus why don't you shut the fuck before i make you drink my dick's effluent ok fag.

      In addition, by ascribing the moniker "mr. thesaurus" to Looge and your ungainly use of effluent you merely evince your own paltry erudition. Your scatological articulation, your ineffectual condescension, and your gratuitous use of "fag" all attest that you sir, are a cretin

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    6. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, you're a loser.

    7. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      Erm, why would Alan Turing, one of the guys who CRACKED the Enigma, be concerned about your hypothetical demands for a back door to be fitted?!

      Methinks you need to get your history straight before you try making any more historical jokes...

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    8. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

      Looge, if you provided some references for your rantings, we might take you more seriously. If you need help understanding HTML, please let us know. We'll type slowly and use short words.

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    9. Re:Turing would be turning in his grave ... by C+A+S+S+I+E+L · · Score: 1
      If you went up to Turing at a point when he was deeply stuck on something and asked his feelings about having a known backdoor, what would he say?

      "Fuck off, I'm busy."

  6. Missing pieces, eh? by thejake316 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How do you know the UK hasn't just imposed a backdoor to the Enigma encryption algorithm to protect us from terrorists?

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  7. come on people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where are your priorites!

    Pearl Harbor was just attacked 57 years ago and you people are talking about some crappy shit noone cares about!

    1. Re:come on people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pearl Harbor?! My God, man! Get your priorities straight! How can you possibly think about something like that so soon after the Hundred Years War??

  8. the missing rotors by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Dont they have a bunch of rotors but no enigma somewhere? Of the many enigmas made wouldn't there be some rotors left over?

    I know it's not the same as the entire recovered machine that was captured and used to defeat the natzi germany forces but like the crown jewels on display, noone will know they are fake or not the real ones.

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    1. Re:the missing rotors by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Informative
      • I know it's not the same as the entire recovered machine that was captured and used to defeat the natzi germany forces

      Lest we rewrite history even more, Poland cracked Enigma and gave a working machine (built from scratch) to the UK well before an actual German machine was recovered. The recovered machine just confirmed how amazingly accurate the Polish device was.

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    2. Re:the missing rotors by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      the one that was stolen I though was the german captured one and not the polish made one. (which has more historic revelance than the captured enigma. Which one was stolen then?

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  9. Colossus by chris_sawtell · · Score: 2, Informative
    Cracking the Enigma, and more importantly the Fish codes later on was made possible by some completely original thinking by Alan Turing and Tommy Flowers, who together created Colossus, the first ever electronic computer. ENIAC eat thy dust.

    1. Re:Colossus by kd5biv · · Score: 4, Informative

      Cracking the Enigma, and more importantly the Fish codes later on was made possible by some completely original thinking by Alan Turing and Tommy Flowers, who together created Colossus, the first ever electronic computer. ENIAC eat thy dust.

      But the previous poster is right .. Polish intelligence was using a device called the "Bombe" to automate (to some extent) cracking a 3-wheel Enigma. Turing actually expanded on that design as a first step to cracking the 4-wheel machine, which was an order of magnitude more complicated, and later developed the Colossus as a more sophisticated approach to the same problem, but both were highly specialized machines and not as general-purpose as ENIAC .. although it *can* be argued that ENIAC wasn't exactly "general purpose" ..

      Now, if you want to talk about mechanical computers, what I *really* would like to see, if it's even possible, is a working model of Babbage's Analytical Engine. ;-) Probably not possible, since very few of his drawings survived, but it would still be fascinating to see that machine run .. bit offtopic, I'll agree, but thought I'd indulge ..

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    2. Re:Colossus by ktakki · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Now, if you want to talk about mechanical computers, what I *really* would like to see, if it's even possible, is a working model of Babbage's Analytical Engine. ;-) Probably not possible, since very few of his drawings survived, but it would still be fascinating to see that machine run .. bit offtopic, I'll agree, but thought I'd indulge ..


      In hardware or software?

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    3. Re:Colossus by choco · · Score: 5, Informative

      Oh Dear! I don't really know where to start putting the facts right here.

      >Polish intelligence was using a device called the "Bombe" to automate (to some extent) cracking a 3-wheel Enigma.

      Polish intelligence knew about Enigma and smuggled a copied machine to the British. Subsequently the British managed to get hold of some genuine machines. This is how they started their attempts to crack the code. The detailed wiring of the rotas was a very important factor.

      Initially the British intelligences used a a variety of manual methods to break Enigma. mostly based on squared paper and paper strips. These were based on the weakness that a letter would never be encoded as itself - they also took advantage of some sloppy operating procedures by the German encryption clerks.

      Latter the British built Bombes to routinely crack enigma.

      Colosus was not invented to crack Enigma - but was built to crack a different system of encryption - the one used by the German High command.

      Those wanting to know more should read "The Ultra Secret" - which gives a history of what went on at Bletchly park from a historical POV - with limited details about how the code was cracked - but a lot of information about what was obtained and how it was used.

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      1) Bletchly Park is 30 miles north of here and the exhibition there is very informative.

      2) My aunt was one of the WRENS who maintained and operated the Bombes at Bletchly Park during WW2. It annoyed by Grandfather until his dying day that my Aunt always refused to discuss anything at all about what she did during the war.She only told the rest of the family when "The Ultra Secret" was published.

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    4. Re:Colossus by dgroskind · · Score: 1

      what I *really* would like to see, if it's even possible, is a working model of Babbage's Analytical Engine

      FYI, here is a review of a recent book entitled The Difference Engine by Doron Swade that addresses some of the issues you raise.

      A collection of Babbage links is here.

    5. Re:Colossus by Gumshoe · · Score: 1

      The Colossus was built to solve a completely different cipher
      than Enigma (Lorenz IIRC) and had nothing to do with Turing, who
      had long since left England to live in the USA.

      Cracking the Enigma (quickly) was made possible with a far
      simpler machine known as the "Bomb", which was designed and built
      by Turing but doesn't really qualify as a computer as it is not
      programmable.

      Tommy Flowers was indeed involved with Collosus, but the
      significance of his involvement is often overlooked. Flowers
      actually designed and built the Collosus almost single handedly
      (in order to match the requirements presented to him by Max
      Newman.)

      It is worth repeating, Turing had nothing to do with Collosus or
      the cracking of the Lorenz cipher.

  10. Re: Background, please by none2222 · · Score: 5, Informative
    The BBC article was kinda light on details . . . care to give more in-depth info about the Enigma Machine?


    Certainly.


    The Engima story is quite interesting and complex; volumes can and have been written about it and it's beyond the scope of a Slashdot post to relay the full history. But I've provided some links if you're curious.


    It should be noted that Bletchley Park's work in deciphering the Enigma codes - used by the Germans to direct operations including U-boat attacks on Allied convoys - proved vital to the outcome of the WWII.



    Bletchley Park, code-named Station X, employed teams of mathematicians, linguists and chess champions during the war.


    By the end of 1945, 10,000 people worked there.



    With the help of decoding machines, the army of experts were able to crack the German code Enigma, which Berlin believed to be unbreakable.


    The work carried out at the top-secret centre is believed to have shortened the war by several years and was kept secret until 1967.


    The stolen device, an Abwehr Enigma G312, is a rare four-rotor version, one of only three still known to be in existence.

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  11. But why keep the wheels? by kd5biv · · Score: 1

    Unless he's reverse engineering the thing and still hasn't mapped out the wheel connections? ;-)

    It may be old technology, but I certainly would enjoy having a copy of an Enigma on the coffee table for guests to play with .. there are more ethical (not to mention legal) ways to get this information, but maybe he was trying to get a really good look at what was inside .. who knows?

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  12. Before we all start rewriting history again... by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let's get it straight that Poland cracked Enigma and built working devices from scratch, long before Turing automated the the decryption process at Bletchley, or Matthew McConaughey recovered the secret Death Star plans from R2-D571.

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    1. Re:Before we all start rewriting history again... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Urban myth. Read real grown up books for real grown up facts little boy.

      Oh no! I am writhing in the crushing grip of your logic! Woe is me!

      Seriously though, if I've got this wrong, be specific about what, and provide some references.

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  13. Rare machine by LagDemon · · Score: 1

    Obviously if there are only 3 in the world, htis machine was prety valuable (10000 pounds, i think?). The article was sparse with details, but i think it was stolen during public viewing day(?). That was clearly a bad idea, given the rarity of the item.

    Also, IANAL but since the machine was returned sans vital parts, the guy could've been charged with some other stuff, like vandalism or defacing government property or something similar. Stealing it was not a bright idea, since a machine like that is hard to sell without arousing suspicion, and is useless for anything else.

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  14. Encryption? by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    Is the enigma machine still a useful method of encryption? If not, wouldn't it fit better into some section about crime & punishment, antiques, historical objects, etc.?

    My basic question is, can you actually use the enigma for secure communications still?

    -Kasreyn

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    1. Re:Encryption? by thebowery · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, use the enigma system to encrypt your credit card details and post them as a reply to this message.

      Then we will see if it is still a valid encryption method :-)

      /me thinks symmetric cyphers which do not encode a letter as itself ever should be easy prey for any modern computer

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    2. Re:Encryption? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, enigma isn't secure enough for anything serious these days. An enigma message could be decrypted in seconds on a Palm Pilot.

      On the other hand, you could use the DMCA to sue anyone who decrypted it without your permission. :)

    3. Re:Encryption? by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      IIRC, at least one early Unix used a variant of Enigma to encrypt /etc/passwd.

  15. 3 rotor Engima applet by nyjx · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Pretty cool on-line implementation can be found at John Hopkins Univ. Source code is available to.

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    1. Re:3 rotor Engima applet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the same post you did the last time they ran this story.

      And by the way, it's "...is available too..."

  16. 10,000 pounds or 100,000 pounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm... interesting. The Yahoo article claims it is worth 10,000 pounds and the BBC article claims it is worth 100,000 pounds. Do journalists simply assign any value they want?

  17. On a related note by MSBob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is a movie about Enigma out now in the UK. Unfortunately the movie is all fiction and gets many of the facts horribly wrong. One of the movies misrepresentations is "forgetting" that it was Polish scientists who first broke the Enigma encription and not the British. The other (which is quite disturbing) portrays one Polish guy as a traitor who tries to tell the Germans about the success of breaking Enigma. The movie caused a small scandal in Poland and will almost certainly hurt those remaining Poles who fought in the battle of Britain who still live in the UK and are now being portrayed in such ways. Bad Brittons! Bad!

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    1. Re:On a related note by MSBob · · Score: 3, Informative

      BS. Poles had the Enigma deciphered well before it even got into Briton's hands. The Brits were the ones who broke the second, improved Enigma's code but the very first Enigma was cracked by Poles. Swallow the truth.

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    2. Re:On a related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds a bit like the movie "The Patriot." As I remember a lot of Brits took offence to the way their ancestors were portrayed in the movie.

      Note to scriptwriters: stop messing with history. The truth is more than enough for a good movie.

    3. Re:On a related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only know of the book, but wasn't it the naval Enigma that was the main project in the book? IIRC Naval Enigma appeared after the invasion of Poland. Sorry for being pedantic but I've always considered Naval/Army Enigma's to be a different beast :-)

      There's also the possibility that there were Polish spies.

      The Polish methodology for cracking the Enigma was quite ingenious yet not as difficult. (Bombes?)

      IIRC the Poles were working on Enigma pre-war. A little amusing considering how much more advanced we consider our technology. Yet, as a private individual, such research is impossible. The question is "Are we regressing?".

    4. Re:On a related note by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Sigh. It seems that in WW2 movies the only way to get a reasonably accurate, non-rewritten version is to have the film made by Germans.

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    5. Re:On a related note by BillGodfrey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah well, at least we have movies like U571 to correctly tell us who was involved in the war.

    6. Re:On a related note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahah
      Like you see that in every single american war movie, them guys are the masters of truth twisting :)

  18. Several downloadable Enigma simulations... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are links to many downloadable simulations here, including an Abwehr Enigma sim for Windows. There even appears to be one written for Palm Pilot.

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    1. Re:Several downloadable Enigma simulations... by AaronStJ · · Score: 2

      You can also download a GameBoy version (scroll down to "Pocket Enigma").

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  19. completely offtopic by Marcus+Brody · · Score: 0, Troll

    Basically, I'm completely pissed, so i am gonna post something completely offtopic, yet strangekly relevant.
    Bletchley Park.
    Thats where the war was won.
    As much as the Somme....

    I live in bletchley, MK
    2 minutes walk to bletchley psrk.
    And you wanna know abouth this place???

    Man this ids the most boring dull, back end armpit of the earth, a hell hole full of inbreds who havent left this twon for 6 generations.
    The IQ of the population lep 10fold when Alan Turing arrived (more offtopic-ness: why to gays (and i'm saying this an afectionate way, i love em even thou i aint one)... pick such bad role models..... ie steps, elton john, princess die, when they have someone like Turing to look up to), and since turing left, the town has gone ven further down hilll.
    Anyways.... Any yanks coming over here..... avoid bletchley at all costs - at best, you will prbably come away with BSE

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    1. Re:completely offtopic by gss · · Score: 1

      huh? maybe this post would make sense if it was decoded using a Enigma machine!

    2. Re:completely offtopic by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      "a hell hole full of inbreds who havent left this twon for 6 generations."

      Apparently. Your post proves it quite eloquently.

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  20. It boggles the mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can a group of people who stole the enigma machine in a murderous plot, have the balls to worry about some white collar crime involving a piece of technology that is long out-dated?

  21. enima? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anigma?

  22. Bah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will soon be illegal to use one of these anyway.

  23. Headline incorrect by dstone · · Score: 4, Informative

    Puhleeez, Slashdot, dramatic headlines are great, but when they come at the expense of truth, it gets to be a drag.

    Your headline reads: Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine

    The story itself states clearly several times in the first few sentences: that he "admitted handling stolen goods" and that he "pleaded guilty ... to handling a stolen Enigma encoding machine". That's quite a bit different than admitting he stole them. It may well be a crime to handle stolen goods after the fact, and there's possibly a good story here also. But this guy didn't plead guilty to stealing it so the more interesting story of how/why it was stolen and by whom is still out there. Consider saving this headline for a later day...

    1. Re:Headline incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Fire the entire slashdot crew and hire people who are competent. By that, I mean people who can spell, have even a basic grasp for grammar rules and are unbiased when reporting their stories.

      And we're tired of the green already. If you had any sense of patriatism, you'd have changed the colors to red, white and blue in honour of those who died in the attack and then to something other than green afterwards.

    2. Re:Headline incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're tired of the green. Most people don't seem to mind it. Would you prefer using the other sections' ugly contrasting color schemes instead?

      Besides, most professional websites (amazingly, Slashdot could be considered to be a professional web site, since it's large and is making money) don't change their colors and layouts every week or two. The only sites that do that are hosted by AOL and Geocities.

    3. Re:Headline incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have it on good authority that you're also tired of the green.

    4. Re:Headline incorrect by rbrwr · · Score: 2
      But this guy didn't plead guilty to stealing it so the more interesting story of how/why it was stolen and by whom is still out there. Consider saving this headline for a later day...

      An article in the Guardian suggests that it was an inside job, intended to discredit the director of the Bletchley Park Trust, Christine Large, who had been sacked and reinstated in controversial circumstances. The full details of the theft have yet to emerge, but as they may be a long time in coming it makes sense to cover this development.

    5. Re:Headline incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should probably start getting your news from somplace else?

  24. And in related news... by chrae · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the country of Poland is being charged under the DMCA for creating a device capable of circumventing copyright. What they did was clear disrespect for the Nazi's intellectual property rights.


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  25. Maybe by WickedClean · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Maybe he can't spell and is looking for a way to wash out his own ass. Some people really have nothing better to do.

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  26. Analytical Engine and Difference Engine different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I remember correctly, the Difference Engine and the Analytical Engine were two different beasts. The link you gave for colorado.edu is for a Difference Engine, not an Analytical Engine. I don't think an Analytical Engine has ever been built.

    Again, if I remember correctly, the Difference Engine was a precursor to the Analytical Engine, and was to be used for generating tables of numbers (log tables, etc.), whereas the Analytical Engine was more general-purpose and programmable.

  27. The myth of the rariry about the Enigma machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's so funny that the media and historians say that the Enigma machine is rare. The german's had a lot of those, and many was recovered after the war.

    I know for a fact that a military installations in Europe has at least 30 pieces of those machines stored in a warehouse.

    So why do they keep'em secret? If you've ever encountered a ww2 militara collector, you'd know... (Imagine the worst linux zealot, multiply him by 20 and you got your average militaria collector.)

    1. Re:The myth of the rariry about the Enigma machine by Schaffner · · Score: 1

      It isn't just any Enigma machine, it's an Abwehr Enigma machine. There were also Army, Naval, and I believe Diplomatic Enigma machines. The Abwehr were the German spies.

  28. Re:What operating system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Score:1, Insightful

    ???

    I think it should be -1, Stupid. Or at least offtopic.

  29. offtopic by secondharmonic · · Score: 0

    mod me into oblivion. . .I don't really care, but you should know that the quote generator has a wrong quote.

    It said: $100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at which time it will be worth absolutely nothing. -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

    It should be: $100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded quarterly for 200 years will increase to more than $100,000,000--by which time it will be worth nothing. --Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

    Get it right.

    Screw karma. I'll post what's on my mind.

  30. Pieces missing from stolen amiga machine by cdraus · · Score: 1

    I have an old amiga 500 laying about somewhere if they want spare bits to replace the ones in their amiga... anyone know where to send them?

  31. And in other news... by neema · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the recent trend to link everything to Osama Bin Laden, many officals believe the Enigma was being used by Bin Laden as described before as his "High Tech Cryptography" that he switched to after he found out the US was monitoring his satellite phone conversations.

  32. Re:bad pun by freq · · Score: 2, Informative

    hey retard turing would have loved a backdoor in it.

    iirc turing was killed because he was a homosexual. he was arrested and had his security clearance revoked. then someone poisoned him with cyanide. its very sad.

    anyway if you care check out the alan turing homepage

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  33. Long live Elvis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hey, ho, Elvis spotted in the moon
    Eroded is the moral spine of the nation
    Revenge flies on the wings of ink black crows
    Dark waters cover the sleeping death
    Hey, ho, to judgement day we go
  34. Re:Analytical Engine and Difference Engine differe by ktakki · · Score: 2

    True. The Analytical Engine was never built, and so far as I know, no replica exists. An artist's impression of the AE graces the cover of the William Gibson/Bruce Sterling collaboration The Difference Engine, making it easy to conflate the two.

    The link to John Walker's site, however, does contain software that emulates the AE. The colorado.edu link has a replica of a Difference Engine. So I suppose it's like showing a picture of an Intel 4004-based calculator to someone who wanted to see a picture of a computer. The raw materials (chips, PCB, keypad, display) are the same, so I guess it's a difference in degree, not kind. I guess.

    Now you've got me confused.

    All I can say is imagine a Beowulf ClustBZZZZT GAAAAAAHHHH!

    k.

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  35. Moderators on crack by Scoria · · Score: 1

    I cracked up when I read this. You moderators suck. All you want to do is bring people down. How about modding some gems up and having a sense of humor for a day? I'm tired of this crackhead moderating, personally.

    Now, go ahead and mod me to -1, offtopic (or flamebait, whichever is "mod down excuse of the day") as well. I mean, obviously I'm as deservant as gusnz is.

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    1. Re:Moderators on crack by gusnz · · Score: 1

      That post was intended as humorous, and not offtopic.

      As in "funny"? Anyone? I fully support modding trolls down, but c'mon, aren't we allowed to laugh sometimes at their expense?

    2. Re:Moderators on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should look up funny in a dictionary: causing laughter or amusement. The easiest way to explain this to you is that the Enigma has nothing whatsoever to do with back doors, and for your comment to be funny the connection has to be easily made. Save your joke for another MS backdoor story, coming very soon I'm sure.

    3. Re:Moderators on crack by Scoria · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it does have something to do with backdoors:

      Enigma -> Encryption -> United States Government Regulations

      Makes enough sense to me... And that's what is strange about Slashdot, nobody can make an exception to something utterly humorous.

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  36. Rotor-based encryption by Andrew+Wiles · · Score: 1

    Perhaps slightly off-topic: Python has a builtin module, rotor , that provides rotor-based encryption. The documentation says: "The design is derived from the Enigma device, a machine used during World War II to encipher messages." Cool! Take it for a spin:

    >>> import rotor
    >>> r = rotor.newrotor('secretkey')
    >>> print r.encrypt('squeamish ossifrage')
    w&BYåÐmÒ®--"L

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  37. Obvious fate of the rotors. . . by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

    1) They're spinning madly away in the NSA's basement.

    2) They're being boxed into Lego Mindstorm kits.

    3) Or perhaps they're the driving force behind my own computer. No wonder my Seti@Home blocks take eight months each.*

    4) Scattered amidst the spare parts behind a defunct Yugo factory.

    * Consumer tip: Never buy a Celeron out of the back of a truck.

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  38. I really need to stop skimming and start reading.. by zugtastic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ..because I coulda sworn it said an "enema machine" was stolen....

  39. Re:What operating system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderaters are screwed up tonight. What else can I say? :) Modding relevant posts as offtopic, and offtopic stuff as insightful! LOL

  40. Re:Analytical Engine and Difference Engine differe by Agent_Eight · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember an article in scientific american back in 1992 about a british historical society having built a few stages of an analytical engine.
    It was able to calculate factorials if I remember correctly.

  41. Pleaded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Pleaded" is not a word

  42. Re: Background, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    good point

  43. whew! by arielb · · Score: 0

    for a second there I was worried that Osama bin Laden would have access to the Enigma and be one step ahead of the CIA!

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  44. Historic machines should be considered priceless by bcc8421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Authentic WWII encryption machines like the German Enigma as well as the Japanese and other code machines should be considered national treasures and treated as such. Equivalent to priceless ancient relics, artworks and historic documents.
    IMHO, During WWII there was a life-and-death race to cracking the codes that those type of machines created. Hence, the essential need of stronger computational power to break Enigma. Turing, et al worked creating techniques against Enigma and thus our computer science was born. The world would be a vastly different place today if it were not for breaking of Enigma and the like. Think about it.
    They are priceless examples of history and should be displayed with proper security.

    =bcc

  45. Interesting timing by rpjs · · Score: 1

    That this case should come to court the day before the Enigma movie opened in the UK.

  46. Re:Movie and Novel (was: On a related note) by Betabug · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the movie is based on the novel "Enigma"
    by Robert Harris. This also has the polish spy (somehow
    weaving in a storry about the Katyn massacre on polish
    officers).
    But this book gets the part with the original invention
    of the bombes by the polish engineers right.
    There are some other smaller differences from tech
    details in the book, but overall it gives a good
    atmospheric idea about the time and proceedings.
    Maybe we should prefer not to be annoyed by the way novels and
    movies treat history, but too many people only hear
    about history through movies and novels.

  47. No, it was the feds. by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    The feds took the enigma machine because they wanted the advanced crypto technology. If you look in side a carnivore you'll see cogs and bombe wheels and stuff... oh and it also has a little colossus emulator too. But then someone explained that terrorists genrally use quadruple-rot13 cyphers to plan their attacks, so the feds gave it back and now they use 'Bob's ROT-13 v1.0 Freeware'

    How long until the press write a story linking Bin Laden and the terrorists, Crypto Backdoors, and blaim it on the Enigma machine?

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  48. Actually, it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As 5 seconds at www.m-w.com would demonstrate. Moron.

    "Main Entry: plead
    Pronunciation: 'plEd
    Function: verb
    Inflected Form(s): pleaded /'plE-d&d/; or pled also plead /'pled/; pleading"

  49. Re:Analytical Engine and Difference Engine differe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes it was in the Science Museum in London.
    here.

  50. Now we know what await Afghan by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    If they try to decipher US commucations and succeed, they will get both a bombing and a DMCA suit.

    Those are unlucky people...

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  51. Re:Rare machine - not really that rare... by Ocelot+Wreak · · Score: 1
    I once sat in a room (about 1977) with 23 Enigmas set up to show off to visiting spooks and spook-wannabees in Ottawa, Canada. They were of various models and capabilities, but MANY were 4-wheel models! Some worked, but some looked in poor repair. All had their wheels and spares - some with paper tapes and (German) operating manuals!

    Apparently most came off of captured WW2 submarines that were towed into Halifax harbour and disassembled for intelligence info. Canada kept the Enigmas but didn't bother to tell anyone. (They ended up at CSE in Ottawa.)

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  52. Re:bad pun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, he committed suicide.